Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 85 : Cuties and Incels with James Moran

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

James Moran comes on the show to talk about Cuties, Biden and Law and Order SVU. Listen to James Moran's podcast athttps://shows.acast.com/celtic-ligers/

go and we're going okay yeah yeah we're just before we start recording we're talking about DJs I'm gonna sit here yeah DJs make so much money yeah do you just have the easiest job in the world yeah really is

and I did they don't like this thing you can just be like oh you just turn off and press play yeah yeah yeah that is all they do that that is one of their things yeah they love press and play well they do a lot of stuff no they don't no I mean that's the big thing that's the big insult you can give a DJ you know what I mean

but it's true oh yeah they go red like well i mean to do all i mean like you know like yeah the kind of like post production on the sampling and stuff like that you know i i've never i've never tried to like do any proper make music digitally but there's definitely an art to it but it is kind of now that like the technology is advanced so much that any fucking dickhead can do it that's it they're like pilots have you ever heard that a pilot does like five minutes work oh why because it's all like automated yeah the plane flies itself yeah you just have to like press start

and then you fly around every now and again you hit a bird and you're like oh no I'm going to crash pretend to crash and you get in the Grammys Tom Hanks is going to play me in a movie but DJ is like I know some DJs that Warren Dundalk they did Dundalk and maybe they did venture out to Drottah

and is that the famous one is your man from TPM yeah oh yeah well TPM are actually like good they did they did well though they are doing well and they're continuing but I knew some DJs that they did it for like a year and then they made so much money off that because they're doing like all the

college events and like yeah yeah yeah they lived off that for like months and they weren't living off like just eating pot noodles they were doing coke and yeah they were doing coke and they'd bring girls over

and like you know throw a remote at them sometimes because she was talking too much yeah really yeah the DJ lifestyle like yeah yeah that was same with a Vici you couldn't leave a remote control

and they were just fired at you it was fun they throw her remote and I'm in there like awkwardly like I guess I'll leave then because she's she's crying now good work with the tracks that so he brought a girl home and he's given her Coke

and you were there as well no it wasn't just just in case like she tried to run away it was a party atmosphere I was there he was there do I know these people

no you don't actually know no no and it was like a kind of a thing where they were having a little bit of a verbal argument I don't think the remote actually made contact it might have I don't know

I didn't really hang around okay I'm no journalist I'm gonna move sorry I'm gonna sit here how come just because then I'm not like turning my head this way and that way.

You don't need to look at me. Just focus on James. Oh, look, wherever I want. Well, let's introduce the guest. James Morin. Yeah, DJ. Yeah, DJ extraordinaire. Okay, we should address this real quick.

So we had James on last week, but we fucked up. I fucked up. Well, I think it's both, it's on both of our heads. I'm still not sure what happened, but anyway, one of the mics, I guess, wasn't on properly,

and yeah, the whole episode was fucked. And it was a good one, too. It was a very good one. What are we talking about? We're talking about some black kids. Yes. You were talking about the black kids. A lot.

In a positive. I'm saying there's some black kids on TikTok that I like. And then you guys acted like, you guys acted like, oh, Brian's talking about race. What's interesting is you could have like just gotten away with never saying that to the world. But you've reannounced it. Well, I respect that. You know what? I'm going to die on this hill.

I like to watch black kids. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah. They're fun. They're on purpose. okay they're having the crack

on TikTok and I'm enjoying it and me a lonely white guy is enjoying this and I feel like they're like my friends could you ever comment

well you were like ha ha nice one guys nice feet yeah I've sure enjoyed this time with you if you guys ever want to hang out

IRL hit me up yeah I'm outside your house already you're just like hey you think it's like a chat yeah

hey what's up I don't realize everyone else can see my sad comments. Yeah. I just send them my actual address and phone number. You just think like the Samaricans' help line of really up their game. Like, wow, this is great. Yeah, so I'm very sad. Could you please help me?

Actually, speaking of race for a second, we watched Diversity. Right, yeah. Yeah. What do you guys think about that? Explain what is. That was shit. But yeah, what kind of shit? For a start, it was shit.

Well, I'm not into dance. It's essentially, okay, so the big thing, diversity or dance group, and then they were on Britain's Got Talent there, they did a whole dance that's sort of the theme, which was like very on the nose, kind of beat you over the head with it, not in any way, subtle, sort of the Black Lives Matter movement and the murder of George Floyd. But apparently, after ITV aired that offcom got like 20,000 complaints from like the UKIP types who are like, don't be shoving your, you know, left wing rhetoric down our throats. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now, do you think there's any UKIP members are like, I normally love interpretive dance? Yeah, I just don't agree with this one. I don't like this one for some reason. I thought it should have stupid dancers were.

Yeah. Because, like, if you're writing a song, you use like metaphors. Yes. But this one is just like, okay, it's about police brutality. Yeah. So we're going to, like, dance while getting attacked by the police. Pretty much, yeah. And they had a bit where some guy's stood on a guy's neck.

Yeah, he fell on. He lies down. and there's a guy and like dresses a cop who kneels on his neck and it's just like I wonder what they're saying

yeah that's too on the nose it is very on the nose and it's also not commentator's just doing the thing yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like

you know you watch cuties oh we were talking about that earlier we were going to watch it but then we thought

you should put some clothes on yeah we started we were going to watch it but then my ankle monitor started beeping so we had to turn it off no we watched

the trailer and we talked about it. I don't know. I think it, I mean, it's weird, definitely. I'm pro-Que E. You're pro-eat. He's anti- You're pro. This fits in line with your watching kids online. They're having the

crack. It's disgusting. Is it? Yeah. I watched a clip. Okay. It's okay. I went online and it was like, graphic cuties clip. Oh, wow. And I was watching this. You're a brave man. Wow. On Google or

Darkweb? On YouTube? On YouTube. I think I was like, I'm a dad and I'm going to react to this cuties clip Okay And like It was very explicit

See honey This is what you could be doing Daddy no Okay Yeah like a lot of people are very like Cancel Netflix This is disgusting Now the trailer I guess

Obviously didn't show as bad As it is Because the trailer was I mean the trailer was still Made me uncomfortable But I think there are There's some stuff in it That's very fucking like

Like they literally do it the Whap dance. Really? Like that sort of stuff. And then the woman who made it was like, it's actually a comment on how kids are. It is dull, isn't it? No, you don't get to do it.

And I'd be like, this is a comment. It's kind of, yeah, it's kind of. What I'm doing to her, like, first of all, child actors get raped all the time. Yes. It's not good. Not good. But like, it's known.

Yeah. Yeah. And then like, you can't make a show. It can't be like this incredibly, uh, dangerous. career they've chosen, we're going to do more. Oh no, but that's like Well, here's the argument. Yeah, the argument that they're trying to make is we are highlighting

the fact that children get sexualized. But it's almost, yeah, but you've really graphically sexualized them to an absurd degree. It's like, you could very easily have made the point you wanted to make in a way less offensive and a gracious manner. They could have sexualized those kids a lot more.

What? They could have sexualized those kids a lot more if they wanted to. I'm not saying that this is, it was too soft core. for you is that I was just saying like the other way your point is actually happens in real life yeah yeah well if you're making a film about coal miners right okay okay dying

twerking yeah coal miners twerking against Thatcher yeah yeah that's like how to defeat her to do it with dance kind of like diverses but like coal miners die in a mine yeah you made a film about them dying in the mine there would be like if I came out in blackface

and I was like this is a comment on black yeah exactly that's the thing Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think we should all watch the film and then decide. So who's brave enough to watch it? Well, here's what's funny. You didn't watch the trailer at your house. You came over to my house to my IP address and typed in Cudy's trailer.

I'm not crazy. Yeah. Yeah, Brian knows what he's playing. Yeah, he's playing it smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why my uncle got arrested. Well, yeah, no, I don't think I'd watch it because, like, it's some French movie about little kids dancing. Yeah.

I wouldn't want to watch that anyway. And the fact that they're overly sexualized makes me want to stay away from it even more. You know what? I'm going to watch it. I'm going to get back to you guys. Yeah, I bet you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want, I'm coming off as like the Pido here.

No, you're not, you're not, you're not. Like going wrestling to have the heel. Yeah. Yeah. In podcasting, there's the Pito. You're sort of. Yeah, Delea. You're trying to come at it with an open mind,

a bit more of a measured, look, maybe the filmmakers are trying to do this and this way. Maybe we should give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. Is that the way you're approaching it? I watch an episode of King of Hill. once okay okay it always comes back to king of the hill any time he wants to defend his moral ambiguity it comes back to king of the hill but anyway where Bobby Hill got into like

people were taking pictures of him he was like an underwear model or something like that yeah yeah and Hank Hill didn't like it okay yeah but in the end Bobby Hill learned a yeah Bobby would you put your little man titties back oh dad don't worry this is just my career now look I don't know I'll watch and I'll get back to you okay yeah but it's it's definitely it's got a big reaction we'll say that much a lot of people

are freaking out about it but back to diversity okay back to diversity which we were taught I don't know how we got on to cuties but diversity I do like in the video

that at the end they defeat the cops by dancing yes yeah as what happened in real life yeah

so that's how it went I said it all wrapped up after like 20 minutes yeah yeah it would be funny if they were like if they were like we just think

this is a lesson for for the Black Lives Matter movement yeah and they're like yeah it's really drawl off man they were like yeah if you just dance right if you just do this dance and leave you alone yeah it's like it's like you've never seen the movie step up or step up too

it's like this is how you solve your problems yeah or uh footloose footloose yeah okay kevin bacon yeah yeah billy elli elli just naming dancing film yeah uh you know in billy elliott isn't um his granny's got like uh alzheimer doesn't she yeah okay yeah i remember we watched it in school And some of the lads said some very mean things about that old woman. Really? They were loving it. Like, look at this old bitch.

They were like, there's one lad, his name, I'll say his name was Doyler. He just kept going like, she's forgotten where the kitchen is. Ha, ha, ha. That's not even that funny. I'm not saying like it was funny,

like, but he was like really enjoying himself. That's just great about like when you were a teenager, just being in a class full of dickheads saying horrible things. There were no repercussions. It was kind of open season. you had to say the most horrible foulest absurd disgusting thing what was the worst thing you heard said oh geez i couldn't even say it like i'm talking oh yeah i'll say one thing we watched forest gum together once

yeah i'll tell you i heard some there's some right ones a lot of phrases that would have been uttered in the mel gibson voicemails i'll say i'll put it in that exact same context as well if you get beeped by a bunch of beeps it'll be your fault yeah it's Those kids were actually saying that I'm like that story, you better not be getting sucked off in a jacuzzi But yeah, no, it was just Look here, I grew up, it was

My, second, all boys' school in Monaghan In the early 2000s. Yeah, that's, 9-11, it just happened. I'm telling it, I'm not, it barely even got a reaction from the lads in my school. It was like, just another Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah.

We had that generation, it was just like, we got the internet while we had, had no conscience. Exactly. While we were, while our brains were developed. We were, and we were coming out

of the kind of the 90s era as like lads culture in Britain, but then in America, it was very opium, Anthony B is outrageous and offensive as possible. Yeah.

Along with the birth that are like the kind of the internet becoming more like a mainstream like used by everyone but in no way regulated. Yeah. Or like there was no rules

or conditions. You could find the most grotesque, fucked up horrible things. Yeah. Like, I've seen things that I've just, like, seared into my mind that I'll never un-sea. And I was like, I hadn't even, I just barely hit puberty, you know what I mean? You're like going to sleep watching these videos.

I'm like, so I getting beaten the death with a hammer. Yeah, Ukrainian hammer. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. See, I kind of missed out in a lot of those ones. Yeah, you did. It was the golden age. Remember, like, the golden age of cinema? Like with Judy Garland and, you know, Kirk Douglas.

This is the golden age of the internet. Yeah, that was our, uh, uh, uh, uh, trying to think of a good film yeah birth of a nation maybe the wizard of all oh yeah actually yeah

well same thing yeah but uh it was another one wasn't there like a man with jar up yeah one man one jar he shoves it up

well he tries but it breaks and he just starts bleeding everywhere that's so fucked up it's so fucked up like that video is so old and it's still

so fucked yeah could you even find that anymore like on the regular internet you'd have to go dark web I don't think you could find it on normal

yeah definitely not like people don't understand like people growing up now like yeah you could see i mean there were no rules this is the wild west you could fucking find anything back then it was the worst part was you you couldn't filter it out yeah yeah yeah like today you might find it you'd have to look for it you'd really know back in the day so it'd like text it to you could just stumble across it like no back in the day you're right uh back in day you could just text in like jam jars yeah oh no it just be like auto playing yeah yeah yeah

Oh God. Good times. Good times. You probably could find it would be like it's a like three links down in Reddit. Yeah, like 4chan movie or something like that. But the reddit would be called like fucked up shit. Yeah. You'd have to like log in together and all this sort of stuff. Edge Lords Paradise. Yeah. Pretty cool.

Pretty awesome. Redders love that sort of stuff. They love being like, this is fucked. I've really never gone down. I've never went deep into Reddit. Like I have friends that were big into it. I even had some friends who like ironically got into 4chan but like I never I never really went down are you glad you never went down that you kind of feel like you missed out and no I don't think I missed out I don't think I mean look racism and just intolerance in general like I mean I've I've been exposed to that my entire life you know

I'm missing out by I don't need it not going on the message board I don't need it in digital as well yeah I need a break when I go online that's a break exactly yeah yeah just cat videos I used to be like Oh fucking idiots Look at a cat videos Now I see the appeal It's like Ah

It's just like Tramadol for the You know Digital Tramadol Just to like Put your mind at ease Is all it is Actually you're talking with the internet

I was listening to the radio Recently And there's this Woman And she's She's written a book about Like Incells stuff like that

Okay And she was talking about like Oh yeah I had to like Infiltrate the world Of the in cells Okay It's like

You just signed up to 4chan. Yeah. That was it. Went undercover. Like she's one word and Bernstein breaking in.

She was on the radio and she told a full story about like yeah like had to like go undercover and it was scary. I didn't know. I didn't want them to find out okay.

Well if my cover got blown. That's amazing. Yeah. It was so funny she wrote a whole book about incels. Okay. And this is 2020.

Yeah. She's written the book about incels. This is like March 2020 she wrote the book in and she's like my big finding that incels are racist.

and some of them don't like women yeah oh god yeah like there's been like kind of some documentaries about it but like that Elliot Rogers kid he was kind of

he's considered one of the first big in cells isn't he that was like 2014 I think wasn't it OG yeah yeah yeah yeah his manifesto I think I remember was it on Comptown

Nick Mullen said he read the manifesto and it's like it's actually not that bad like in terms of writing it was some of it was quite good but if you look at it it's not good I don't know what Nick

was talking about because he was like yeah it's really smart yeah yeah yeah that guy was dumb as shit like Ellie Rogers could not write yeah I haven't read

the manifest though just for fear of I'd be like yes I just get so into it yeah are you talking like bad grammar or just didn't make any sense

yeah just the ramlings of an of a psychopath you know I watched actually so I don't know much about what's the name Elliot Rogers

Elliot Rogers I saw you know What's his name? No actually don't Who we don't know I don't know anything about I cried the tattoo Yeah

I know his dad was a director Yeah he was like a big And he directed a film called There is a God Okay Which is all about asking different people About like religions Like that

So I'm not sure if he's religious Or he made a religious film Yeah But I did watch There's an episode of law and order based on Elliot Rogers. Really? Yeah, it's very funny.

Did the dad direct it. And he was like, There is no God. Yeah, this kid's cool, you know? He died because his dick was too big. That's why women wouldn't sleep with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so was it SVU?

Yeah, it's SvU. Yeah, well, I see it. It's very fun because it starts off and they're like, hey, this woman's being stabbed because the guy going around, he only stabs women. He doesn't like rape, you know, a murder, like, yeah. And they're like, that's odd.

He doesn't like, do anything else just stabs them and leaves them alive as well Oh, okay And he always stabs them goes like

Oh, fuck you Becky with a Becky with a C or something like that Becky with an eye Yeah yeah yeah yeah God look at me

Getting into the mind Of what Yeah So you say like Fuck you Becky and I Yeah Like how did you know

I spell my name Becky Wenni Nye People only called me Becky Way and I back in high school Oh Wait where does he stab them

Does he just kind of like Cut up their face Or what At the stomach The stomach. Yeah, yeah, or around the body. But he doesn't... Is he intentionally not killing them?

I forget. Now, I think he's just too weak. Okay, right, right, right. Oh, really? That's just like... He's a vegan. He's a vegan. Yeah, yeah.

It's too weak. Yeah. So it starts off with them investigating this woman getting stabbed, okay? Yeah. And the guy playing the Elliot Rogers type is like five footsteps away, like right near the crime scene

with a camera going like, they'll never figure out who did it. Yeah. They don't know my name, but they will. Yeah, yeah. That's so smart. That's great. He's just live streaming to Facebook.

So how do they get him then? How do they figure that? Oh, this and this, okay. So eventually a couple more women get stabbed. And it's all like, oh wait a minute. He knew something about me. Only somebody from high school knew. Yeah, yeah.

But they don't, they're like, is this guy? They have a picture like, no, I don't recognize him. I don't recognize a loser. Okay. Yeah. Because he was so quiet, the hot girls didn't recognize it. Oh, good. They're there somewhere, okay?

Also, um, One of the girls when she's getting stabbed He says like I taught you only date black guys Oh Going there Yeah

Even worse That's stabbing women is one thing Yeah But being racist That's when I see Get involved Yo I didn't think There was any problem

With you Nah I'm gonna get this motherfucker Just because you can't You know pussy Don't mean you get to stab them Sorry is that racist

It probably is No I won't do it again As long as Staving a woman as well Like But The way to catch him, okay, is like, they, um, they find out who the kid is and they ask the parents.

The parents are like, yeah, hope you kill him. You know, the parents are like, who's he? I've never heard of him. I've never seen this dork before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That loser. Yeah. It's just like, bagging, it's like, who's this nerd to him?

Yeah, so, um, the parents are like, yeah, we hope you get him. He's a little shit. Okay. Really? Yeah, yeah. So eventually they make a list of who his next victims could be. Okay And they're like, wait a minute

His English teacher Right She gave him an F Right Okay So she's probably next victim Or they were like She's hot

You know Yeah She's got some pretty good Gizongas Yeah That seems that sort of guy I'd go after Yeah

So they go To do a steak God at a house Ice too You've been there Three days Leave her alone So they

They're like Let's go to school But the kids They're already Taking the teacher Hostage in the school They were too late Yeah too late

Okay Oh you know what I swear to God It's true They have him for questioning at one stage. Yeah. And they let him go. And the commissioner's like, why hell do you let him go?

And the cops, where do the guy goes? Like, well, it's harder now because of the Eric Garner case. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. What does that play into? Yeah, because they can't like, they have to be nicer to the public now.

What the fuck? Because of Eric Garner. They swear they said that. That is awful. Yeah. It's terrible. And this was, this aired like a year or two years after Eric Garner, which if no one knows, Eric Garner was like

he sold loose cigarettes Yeah In New York And the cops shot him I think did they shoot him Or to strangle him I think they strangle him Was it

That's not the one of Fruitville Station No I think it was like They had him in a headlock And he died Okay But anyway Because of that

Yeah Yeah Because of that one time We killed a black guy In custody That one and only time Yeah So then they have the teachers

You know Being held hostage In the school And the one female detective Was like You let her go with you because I think you're kind of cool and the insult's like okay

I'm gonna get some pussy yeah yeah alright it's just the insol the cop okay and she's like come towards me on a kissing he's like oh boy and he's like walking towards her and then bang shot in the head and she's like just covered in blood then

who shot him a sniper what the fuck yeah that rules that's great I thought she just disarm him he gets shot in Yeah, she's covered in blood She's like, good Well, loser

Think I was going to let you get on this? No. Or they're like, wow, you You solved the case, you got rid of him But she's like, Who? I don't know this guy.

Who's that guy? As bits of his skull are still on her face. I never, Who is that? I don't know what you're talking about. I wouldn't know that guy. Yeah, it was a fun episode.

That's great. Oh, yeah, I enjoy that. That's good. Well, another thing we were talking about, we should promote the podcast. Yes. Yes. Celtic Ligers.

Yes. Tell us all the stuff that we did in the previous episode. That no one heard, that nobody heard. Yeah, I know. We fucked it up. Yeah. Good thing you brought back up.

Yeah. So you have a podcast about Irish politics. Yes. Can you tell us a little bit about it? Well, it's good. Sold. Done. It comes out every week.

Yeah. someone was really rude to us do you get rude fans no we don't get any fans yeah they're very rude and that they completely ignore us all the time they're like who we don't know those guys losers i got this uh you know i was like eating on mike oh okay and someone texted me they were like don't fucking eat on mike again it's fucking disgusting but like they're pissed yeah well see that's probably like a what do you call it like misophonia it's like proper like yeah Now explain that to dumb people Well there's a condition

Such as ourselves Misophonia Misophonia is that what it's called But essentially it's like Certain sounds They have like a physiological visceral reaction Like proper heightened anxiety It's like considered a psychological condition

But something's like eating He's mad he's crazy Yeah he's a nut job is what I'm saying Yeah yeah yeah He's taking a teacher hostage I'll be like Hey come over here I want to hear your views

I'm going to eat that air I'm going to eat that air It's on Mike Oh boy So someone sent you a message Criticising you Yeah Do you know this person

Sort of You know Are they like a comedian No No okay Well then fuck him Yeah Actually

Like I'd consider him He's more so your friend I've met him True you But he's a fan of the show Actually sent us Like a meme

That he made Yeah are making memes about us now. Yeah, yeah, that was nice. Yeah, that was a nice... Yeah, the meme was basically implying that James was racist voices.

Yeah, which, I don't know. Yeah, I don't understand that at all. Let's see what Mr. Ice-T has to say about that. No, no, no. But, like, they are making memes and it's kind of nice. Yeah, it is nice, yeah, it's cool,

like, you know, the fact that he took time out to, you know... But I think your podcast is easier to sell because it's Irish politics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people, want to know what's going on with the world in the doll

we really don't have like a selling point at all just like hey do you like people saying horrible things then listen to us yeah I don't know there's no other way to sell it really I would recommend the good episode of Celtic Ligers is you guys talked about Joe Biden

on Parks and Rec and I thought that was a very interesting episode is there any other episodes you recommend we did what about V for Madana which I liked okay cool Do you ever watch that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen it, yeah. I remember really liking it when I was young, and now it's like, they're not very good.

It has been, yeah, well, it is a bit kind of, like, cheesy and silly, but, you know, it was fun when you were kid, but then also sort of like the anonymous thing and the Guy Fawkes Mask has sort of been ruined to an extent. You only get to keep so many of those films. Like, I still like Fight Club. Sure, yeah. But, you know, you don't get to, like, all of those teenage films. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like, Fight Club's almost movies that a lot of people.

people love for the wrong reasons completely, you know what I mean. Yeah, they don't really pick up. On your opinion, I genuinely, I like to batter people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I started my own fight club. We should start a fight club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a fight club, actually, and the one rule is I'm not allowed to take my shirt off.

That's the only rule. It's like, one rule of fight club. James keeps his shirt on at all times. Have you read? And we all batter them. I read Fight Club too. Really? Yeah.

Paulinook. Yeah. What happens? Not good. I tell you what happens? At the end, Chuck Polnock shows up as a character. That sucks. Because everyone on Twitter's criticising him.

He says, fuck you. Oh, really? Yeah, that's how it ends. Crazy. She shows up, fuck you! The end. Is that real? That's real.

It's weird. People from Twitter all show up and are like, what about the endings? Like, look, well, am I supposed to write a good ending for you, people? You're scum. You're mean to be on Twitter, so you're getting out. Yeah. So is it any of the original characters? It's a graphic novel.

Okay. Yeah, it's they all show up like a year after. And they're all like still alive. Okay, yeah. And like did society crumble or anything like that?

No. It ends with them a new cult has started it's got even bigger Project Mayhem. Yeah. Yeah. And I think they like

set off a nuke or something like that. Right. And they have like an underground base and they all live in the base now because it's like a nuclear winter. Just beat the shit out of each other. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then Chuck Palton like shows up. Okay. The bad thing is that Parks and Rec is like some people's fight club. You know what I mean? It's like as radical as... You know, the point of Fight Club is it's like stupid and radical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're a teenager, that's really good.

Yeah. But for some people, Parks and Rec is like... Some people, that's like... They base their life on that. Yeah. That's like... Parks and Rec? Yeah.

Okay. And like, so when you were talking about the episode, so when Joe Biden turns up, that's like... A wet dream for that. Yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, a man with the... body of Joe Biden homina, homina

I watched a bit of Parks and Rec it just was kind of another one of those shows like the American office where it's just like yeah it's fine you know

some well written stuff in it but you know I wouldn't like it's no yeah and near the end it's just them hugging each other yeah every episode it's very like modern family

we're just like you know sometimes things can turn out just all right no they can't no they don't we're all alone

fuck you Amy Bowler Those two lads are gay. Has they even realised this? I'm not putting up with that. Has Ed O'Neill realized this? Oh, Peg. I'm married with children reference. Kids remember that?

Nah. I don't think so. I swear to God, your Biden episode made me so angry because it's all about, it was just you describing how they just like suck them off in it. Yeah, they love them.

And there's still that, I guys knew the picture the other day. Oh, yeah. Like a Camala Harvest, she's running for VP. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she brought out. your what's her name? Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler. And Hillary Clinton. Yeah. And Maya Rudolph. Yeah.

To do their like parks and wreck stick. Yeah. So the characters show up to, you know, talk about how much they love Joe Biden. Yeah. Camala. Yeah. Yeah. Harris. Yeah. And like, it ended like 10 years. I don't know how long ago. I don't know. Yeah. It ended like a really long time ago. It was a while. I think like 2015, I think it ended. Yeah. If you like, imagine if you brought out someone from like the big. bang theory and everyone was like less relevant than that it would be like it would be like a sitcom from like the 90 so you couldn't even

be from the 90s like Paul Reiser mad about you they brought out Paul Reiser it'd be like bringing out David Spade from Three's Company

or whatever it was called was he in Three's Company no he was in someone Rue's engagement yeah oh yeah they bring out the other guy and everyone's like

yeah yeah just like yeah I was thinking like they brought out Gunter yeah Yeah, Gunther's like, Joe Biden's the man from me.

I wonder where Gunther is now. It ain't anywhere good, I'll tell you that. That guy comes out every so often. He's like, wasn't it? Like Rachel Anderson got married. And the guy who played Gunther was like, Gunther would not like that. Oh, right, right. But this was literally like 2017.

He talks in the third person. He's like, yeah, Gunter's going to kill you. Don't make Gunther angry. He wouldn't like him when he's angry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but yeah like the stuff you're saying about Joe Biden was very I'd recommend the episode a lot to people it got me so angry it was an apple green I just wanted the headbuts you I mean he proper texts me after and he was like oh my god I'm so fucking angry after that like you were all juiced

up oh yeah yeah I was getting weird really yeah people were calling the police like you were asked to leave the apple green not for the usual reason well Dennis O'Brien owns them does he yeah yeah so if I destroyed one of them I'd be like doing the Lord work. You start your own project mayhem. Yeah. I'm going to take down

Dennis O'Brien's Apple Green. I was trying to figure out if he, his Ireland's like only billionaire, isn't he? Yeah,

I think so, or at least the only public one. I was trying to figure out if he was like connected to Epstein. That's interesting. No,

I do know he did go to the one of the Bilderberg groups. I remember hearing that. Yeah, the Bilderberg group is wholesome. It's like,

they're not molesting children. I'm not saying that they are, but I'm just saying that's one like connection to like the real super wealthy you know so it wouldn't be beyond the realms of possibility that maybe he did hop you know he went to little st james what are they doing in buildaburg then there's rule in the

world yeah they say that's where the next president gets chosen is that the builderberg group and it's just like more kind of boring stuff like yeah it's very much shit the tax rate a little higher world leaders politicians big CEOs bankers and stuff but the thing about the billyberg group I think is no cameras allowed they don't have don't record I any minutes or at least any information about what they talk about. So obviously the conspiracy theorists are like, ah, lizards, you know, that's where they're all, that's where they're making the big decisions that. Because, like, there are two types of billionaires.

Like, there's the ones who have, like, redirected to sexual energy into, like, making money. Sure, yeah. And they're safe. Yeah. Because they just get off to making money. Making money. You know where you stand with them. Yeah.

They have no interest in you as a physical being. As I guess, but then there's the other ones who are, like, they've locked into the money and they're still, like, libit. witness. Yes. Yeah. And they're the ones who are like fuck kids and stuff. There you go. They're the ones that like they've got the money. It's like this is boring now. Yeah, exactly. So the only thing that can sustain me is like like a little child. Yeah. It's cuteies basically. A little child doing a dance. Imagine if you found out a cuties like had a budget of like 16 trillion dollars. Yeah. There's all the money in the world. From all these like sexually. Imagine like the produce. There's like a 90 list of producers. It's all like. Well, a lot of these people are, hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elon Musk and Bezos. And Cosby.

Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew. I heard Prince Andrews not allowed to go to Prince Philip's 100th birthday party. It's like, you're not allowed to come to your dad's birthday because you're a nonce. Really? It's like, but being a hundred is the opposite of being a kid. Like, Prince Phillips safe. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I don't trust him. Yeah. I don't feel safe. Well, it's probably because of Prince Phillips back in nappies now. No, back in nappies and soft food. So, yeah, that's probably, it gets Andrew all hot and bothered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think, now, when Andrew dies, how do you think the royal family will handle it?

You mean, Philip? No. What did I say? You said Andrew. Yeah, Andrew, yeah. Like when they kill him. Well, I'm just saying, let's say, like, when they're a drive in a tunnel in France. Let's see either way. Let's say he.

They're so sloppy. Yeah. Like, you have just, again, three levels, you know? Epstein was a neat job Like he killed himself Yeah yeah yeah Diana sloppy Bit sloppy

And then you know the Saudi embassy They just like invited the journalist in And then like sawed him in half Yeah Alive And then like put him out in the bins It's like Is this recycling or compost

I don't Okay so let's do Let's just say all right So obviously like the queen dies Big National holiday My theory is the queen is dead Oh I like this

Hit me Go on because think about it like she's really old yes but she doesn't she's not an agent

okay and like Prince Philip he like crashed his car yeah and he's a hundred and he just walked

away so I think that they're dead he just legged it like he just ran to crying oh fucking smashed up

the car he killed someone he threw a five pound note at the body and ran away that should cover is that what they're worse I don't even know

so I think that that like what he just uh they died they're like holograms or something yeah or body doubles because think about it like when the queen dies yes that's it for the royal family no they like their legitimacy plummet so it's like this guy this prince charles he's your king yeah yeah yeah no yeah i think like prince harry saw the tide turn and he's like get out while you can because it's like once the queen dies it's over like i think i think prince harry was like like this is fucked up that my granny died

and now she's a fucking holograph I'm leaving you really think she's dead no I think they probably do like that plasma replacement shit

what is that called not I'm not saying like you know blood of children well they do did you get that like plasma you get like a young twink

yeah it doesn't have to be a twink yeah that's why Andrew was going yeah it's like Andrew bring us home a couple of twinks we're Thursday

yeah yeah you break it in half you get the blood out but yeah you do I sprayed my ankle. I need some twink blood. No,

rich people do do that where they get like a tube and they're getting like just witching blood with a young person. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

when I say young, I mean like 21, 22. But it's like blood transfusions basically is what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just couldn't imagine

the queen doing that because she's so old. So you're born in like, what? 1900. Yeah. And then it's like the distant future and so it's like,

we're going to hook you off to this stuff. Like she was hanging out with Churchill like. Yeah. Plus would they take the blood of pleasure? I don't know I'd ruin it

Yeah Yeah They probably grow With her own Down in the basement Imagine she got it Philadelphia too starring the queen

And she's been discriminated I was bruising battled I couldn't tear What I felt So the queen is dead But what I want to ask Is So when they decide

To turn off the hologram Okay Yeah When they run out Power Weber Okay When is a power caught Yeah

She just disappears She just starts Flickering Oh she must have got a disease the flickering disease alright there's a big

there's a protocol for when she dies like the BBC can't air comedy for like a week really yeah yeah it's a whole thing what air Mrs.

Brown's boys hey hill boom right down the middle it's not funny no yeah we're talking

something serious okay sorry a woman has died a hologram has died I'm not gonna weep for a hologram I'm not gonna weep for a holographic tears

that's name my book so like it's a big thing okay and obviously most of them like obviously like Prince Harry like dies like whatever yeah but Andrew do you think they'll just be like

look we'll just have a see small service yeah I think they'd be all very happy if Andrew died it really would tie up a very big loose end for them wouldn't it like because the FBI are trying to get involved oh big time like you know it's not going away anytime soon you know like wasn't there not a couple of weeks ago

like a huge number of people showed up outside Buckingham Palace just protest and just like oh but they were like the far right yeah but still that's what i mean regardless of where the pressure comes from it will still continue to like the story won't go away yeah the longer it goes on i think more and more people will be like you know this is absurd he does need to kind of answer for this shit at some point back in the day

they would have made him king of like an african country yeah exactly yeah of like 15 tribes that they just pulled together and like forced him to marry send him to madagascar yeah they would do something like that but now should they've lost all their tribes back in the day it was so easy

it was like what you've you killed 400 people in Manchester we'll just cover it up yeah yeah yeah

we'll just get the paper to push it up and everyone just forget get Robert Maxwell to brush it under the rug yeah yeah it was so easy

like or you should just be like just annoy you yeah yeah what about this that didn't happen yeah

fake news and now it was at the cameras Did I tell you when George Fly that first happened okay right

you know obviously awful thing alright the day after that I was working with that oh what a cook I am

Sip Brian's a lib-tard Okay So obviously it's an awful thing The day after that I'm working on a site With an old man Okay

What I'm working on a building site Okay With an old man Yeah And I say old man He's actually Brian doesn't realize

What an unusual sentence that is Like it's me And an old man On a building When I say old man He's probably 50 but he looks like Prince Charles Oh I love those guys

And you're talking to them And they're like I'm by you're right Did the leave insert three years ago He's like so you're missing a leg What the hell He's like you're doing much for rag week this year So I was talking him about it

Well he brought up I didn't want to talk to him about it And he was like you know the problem is People with their phones Wow Is that what he said? Yeah problem that's the part of it that he took history with yeah yeah that sucks he's just like and wait was he maybe he was saying oh instead of filming on their phones they should have helped him oh no no

no i was trying to give him the benefit he said some more stuff as well like okay yeah let's just say the word black fellas okay was used in not a positive way not a nice way yeah yeah okay yeah we do forget that there's still a lot of that going on and it's weird even like people our age people your age people younger hold very racist ideals it's unusual or not even unusual it's just weird

when you're confronted with it because you think in this day and age anyone with a bit of sense is like come on let's we can't still get along do you yeah yeah not to be too

hippy dippy about it but Jesus Christ can't we just have a bit of empathy for our fellow man but apparently not I don't know or fellow woman yeah these days

steady on these days Yeah, yeah So Yeah Do you want to talk about Biden some more? Yeah Okay

Another noted paedophile That's true The Tara Reid thing Yeah Which it is very interesting Because I have a few friends Who are American Alright

Okay And they've very much Swallowed the Joe Biden juice Is awesome Yeah Yeah That sucks I don't even know

What to say to him They're just like He's cool it's because they just find Trump so egregious that they're willing to put on the blinders and be like but what about the no no don't hear it he's great it's the best it's one thing being like

ah look like we gotta vote from this time yeah we gotta pick someone the way the system set up I would have loved to vote for someone else but look it's like this it's better than fucking kids and cages with Trump okay but they're proper like no he's fucking awesome he's like Eddie Vedder he's so cool

even flow he's like Jake Paul he's awesome like they just love him so much well yeah his gaffir we get raided by the FBI soon enough too I just can't imagine looking at Joe Biden because like there's just nothing because they could be like he's an elder statesman

you know like yeah they can make him seem like cool and old but instead they're like he's young yeah they really are trying to lean into like he's young he's hip he's cool and he's so old so old and like literally he's like 78 he's like

an old he's hanging on by a thread as well like he really doesn't what's that thing was he on cordon there and like

people could see like in the reflection there was a teleprompter in front of him like he really is no he can't he has no

he's not like think like off the top of his head none of his words or his own he's just reading the teleprompter and most of the time

he even manages to fuck that up I feel like because before you know the way before like the whole thing was like

he always kind of goes off the cuff a little bit he always goes a little bit wild like even when he was the vice president, I think they had a term from, like,

it was called Biden bombs. Yeah, he was Biden out. Yeah. They call Obama, I think, called it Biden bombs. And that's when Biden says something like, kind of like, by accent, it's like, I got to deal with this, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like now he's kind of like really slowed down.

He's learned his lesson, like, I'm just going to read what they tell me. No personality whatsoever, please safe. I remember, like, even. But he also can't read. Like, that's the thing. He's like, I just got to get through this. And he still fucks.

it up so hard. Yeah. And then when he does like an odd little thing, it's like, if you don't vote for me, you're not black. Yeah. Or something like, do you remember he said that? No, what? He said that the Charlemagne, the God.

Oh, my God. On the radio show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like his closing line. He was literally like, you know, vote for me, you're not black. Bidden out. How did Charlemagne react? Charlemagne's like, what the fuck?

His whole thing was like Democrats are taking black people for, what do you call that word? It's like, granted. Yeah, he's taking them for granted. They just assume like, Alder'll just vote for me. And then Biden was literally like, yeah, they'll vote for me.

They know what's good for them? Yeah. And he's like, what else do you say? He always apologises. That's the other thing he does. He's always like, listen here, you fat piece. He goes, I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah. I shouldn't have said that. Hey, listen here, fat. I can do more push-ups than you, okay? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah. I like how Trump doesn't apologize.

because, like, you know, the famous one when he was like, we need to look after our furniture. I mean future. Our future and our furniture. Just own it. Yeah, well, that's the thing. He is completely unapologetic. And like,

his ability to deflect anything's like, they really think that they've had so many gotcha moments or at least what they thought were gotcha moments. And none of them are. And he sidesteps it just so masterfully by not giving shit. Is there anything? Is there anything? Is there anything?

thing they could get him on where people like the hard Trump sports would be like that's too much for me I mean I think it would literally have to be something as horrific as like him on video banging a child and they probably still go with a Quran deep fake that's it I think it would have to be like

he's Muslim like that would be the only because like they were they see him eating a kebab like we're done it's over yeah because if it was him having sex with a kid people would be like that's fake yeah but if he was just like Asalam Malika

They'd be like Everything I've known as a lie Yeah They would proper just like Harry Carrey themselves Couldn't handle the idea Like our great Trump It's like, is a what?

Yeah They would They hate that Like if he went on the road With Jamali Malix Or whatever he's called I don't know Do you like the British comedian

But he's a Muslim guy No no No I don't No I don't I deliberately don't Yeah Yeah With Nish

Say Nish What? Nish Nish Yeah he's another comedian I think he's Muslim Oh, Nish Kumar Yeah, yeah

The British guy Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, if he's not Then he should be I don't know what I mean by that But so the debates are coming up soon Yeah, that's good

Now, how do you think that will go? That's got a rule Because like I think Trump's gonna own him So hard What would it look like? It would look like It would look like

I don't know Yeah, like Biden just doesn't have the ability To fucking like Riff or like You know clap back at him when Trump hits him with something like you know like whatever he's like you know you're losing it or whatever I don't even know what he's going to say but Trump similar to

Hillary or Biden similar to Hillary will not have the ability to kind of riff in the moment and seem kind of personable it just will come off very like stagnant and robotic whereas Trump can really talk shit yeah like the best of them and that's kind of what works in a debate but the thing is that Hillary could like form sentences yeah so when Trump was like making fun of her she could be like this guy is deplorable whereas Biden cannot talk so like

it would just be like shaking his head and be like you guys just he's what's going to be he's going to say sorry to Trump at some stage oh he'll say sorry a lot and that's going to look so weak yeah yeah and the regular vote like I think we forget like

because I think we're all kind of like in a little bubble because we're not in America so like I just go on the guardian and I'm like it seems like everyone loves Biden this week but like if you look at all the stats of opinion polls not the swing states it's still very much pro-Trump like yeah yeah yeah

so I think there's a lot of people like he's got Camilla as well it's a done deal people it's a done deal time for the Prosecco it's like it's not like yeah yeah Camilla sucks as well I hate her I really I don't know a lot about her

yeah it wasn't she like she was very hard on like imprisoning people was not a big thing like putting people in jail and all she like enjoyed it yeah yeah people say like she was very like she took pleasure in a business do you

um yeah it's not even like it's an interesting choice for the Biden team it really it kind of feels like they're if this failed and they didn't win people look back and be like obviously didn't win yeah you know and then it's up yeah because it does seem like the smart move though

to choose Kamala Harris. But there's so much better, just better black women out there. Yeah, I've, can you imagine, like she seems so, to really gone for this,

but can you imagine the whole thing was like, we need a black woman. And then Kamala was just like, I'm a black woman. Yeah, yeah. Like, why would you want to take that job? Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Just kind of like. Purely tokenism. Like they're being so avert about, this isn't me being like, oh, they only chose it. Because they said, that's why they've chosen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I think that's, somebody who has been in the system for so long completely understands how it works and is willing to kind of work within those parameters if she can manipulate it for her own end well the thing is like her and Biden both come from the same

thing where it's like they had very kind of like not progressive policies when they're younger and their whole selling point now is like I've learned yeah you know but you know Biden's like I used to think people who were pro segregation were cool

and now I think they're bad and he learned that like six months ago yeah yeah he actually has to keep it written down on a piece of paper at all times because he forgets it he finally saw roots

and he was like wait hang on a minute I dream when Trump got elected and they were like we're going to see him mature a lot over this whole thing he was 72 like he's an old man he's going to die soon

and people are like we'll see him grow off a bit he's just a young buck trying to make a his way in the world. He's a whippersnapper, like, you know. And I don't know with Biden as well. They're making it seem like there's a lot left to play for here.

Yeah. And it's really not. Literally not. And when they talk about him, it's never really like, Biden is for this, this and this. It's a more general like, yeah, Biden like believes in climate change. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's cool.

That's how low the bar is now. Yeah, yeah. And then, I mean, the whole thing is that he's going to die. and then Kamala's going to take over. That is really what they see happening, isn't it? That's kind of what they're hoping what'll happen. It's the best case scenario for the Democrats. Just out of pure selfishness,

I kind of want to see that happen just because I haven't seen that happen before. Yeah, that'd be interesting. Like, it's sitting president dying and just like what happens like when they're getting next. I'd be kind of half interest in the watch while I'm coming down off pills. Yeah. You're just like on a rollover gaffe party.

Yeah. Shut up. Biden's dead. You just put on BBC. news like yeah who's gonna be next voice

your DJ is in the corner throwing a remote at the girl do you think that Trump should have dropped what's his name I'm so bad

with names today I think it's because I haven't eaten that much that his vice president Pence Pence yeah yeah Mike Pence do you think he should

have dropped Pence and maybe gone with some a little bit more razzle dazzle nah because I think people like

the whole thing what Pence is that he keeps Trump in line supposedly. He's like the Christian one. Yeah. I suppose it helps the Christian vote as well. Yeah. Because all those questions are like, I don't care if he you know, it's just the worst person of the world. He's got a Christian.

Yeah, yeah, because well, how do Christians feel about Trump? Because he's so obviously not in keeping with their values. Really? Because he got like an adulterer, a philanderer. He has not cast any sin throw a stone. well done

you really brought that one home you kind of stumble at the start but you stuck the land in fair play gotta respect it so he got like two conservative judges in the Supreme Court he's done a lot for conservatives okay yeah yeah yeah you know

like he's gonna get like abortion made illegal yeah you know so they like him yeah I think it's pretty I don't know like if you were to like predict it or do you think you can predict I think things could change

so much though yeah yeah that's the thing with everything that's going on and the way things are still unfolding

the economy as well is gonna like play a big role all it needs is one terrorist attack one good old fashion

not this fucking like oh he's a lone shooter and like no no good old fashioned we need another 9-11

is what you're saying 90s Hollywood lads with turbans generic middle eastern lads with termines and Russian accent

yeah just you know tick all the boxes and they're circumcised A multi-racial gang of terrorists Yeah Yeah One attack like that

And Trump wins Like 99% of the vote Yeah That would rule Wouldn't it Let's yeah Well hey Be fun to watch

When I'm coming down off pills Yeah We haven't had any Like New Wave terrorist attacks No We've only had like Traditional Irish

Yeah that's true You know Do you think the next wave, you know the way for a while it was like, for a while we were afraid of Muslims. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's just kind of like boring now. Yeah, it's kind of been done now, hasn't it? Yeah. Even

like people in ISIS now are like what's the point? Yeah. So you think it'll all be like you know, alt-right guys now or like... Yeah. Yeah, kind of domestic terrorism. Like another kind of Oklahoma City, Timothy McVeigh type thing. It'd be weirdo internet people now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like weirdo internet people. Yeah, I would say, because you're already seen like there was a rally against paedophiles outside of the doll there about two weeks ago. Yes. Yeah, they're like save our children. Yeah, because like warden politician was gay

and they were like, yeah. He's a peter. The Roderick O'Gorman thing, wasn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But even they're actually like, um, on Saturday there was another anti-mask march and they were fucking like they, I think they said like up to a thousand people attended like, but also there was

the anti-mask protest but then people the kind of Antifa sort of like protesting the protest if you know what I mean but there was a huge reaction a lot of people attended there was a lot of police presence there was some violence broke out like there's definitely

yeah there's something that we haven't really seen in this country yet it's sort of it's a new thing that's really been I think exacerbated by the pandemic everybody's indoors online kind of going on the internet like six six weeks of

Yeah, they were like, there's mortal life New Seangelis. But like, did you see those, like, because in America the fascists were like, you know, go in hard. Yeah. But did you see there was like one of the ones who got beaten up? She was like, like

by the fascist. Yeah. She was like a middle-aged woman. She was like the only person who got attacked. This is in Dublin? Yeah. Yeah. It's Izzy Kamikaze or she called herself on Twitter. And it's like they beat her up. And then she was like, fuck off and then they were like arguing with her on Twitter

yeah yeah yeah they aren't like cool they're like losers yeah yeah yeah what were their arguments were what what their arguments are literally like fuck you I'm not wearing a mask yeah yeah yeah and then they're like look at the stadium yeah like all this sort of just like the most banal stuff and everyone I was like those pictures are fucking fake like like the moon landing they're like both of those things are real they were saying yeah that's

fake blood yeah she's a crisis actor yeah all the show stuff yeah yeah it's not even real yeah yeah um yeah because we like proper fascists you know okay well i think ireland is like perfect in the same way that like uh go on parts of like uh parts of america where it's like massive poverty and everyone everyone's living in trailers yeah that's perfect for like raising some proper crazy people you know yeah give them the internet let them go on some websites have when they turn on the car all they get is Alex Jones okay and you're going to get some it's like a

Patriot dish you're going to get some moved interesting creatures okay you think the same thing in like fucking Sligo all right or like yeah because traditionally those guys went into the IRA yeah yeah yeah you know there's like the good guys in the IRA and then they were like

the crazy guys yeah yeah and the good guys were like if you want to kill somebody get this British soldier you know yeah it's true whereas now there's no IRA So young people need something And the young and the violent Need something okay

And all the after school programs Been shut down Okay They can't go You know Dance or whatever the fuck to do Okay There's something about Irish society

We really have this like Condensed Mental Health Problems Because you just have like Catholic repression And like the schools are awful The parents don't know what they're doing They beat their children And now we have the internet

Trone in and all this stuff It's just like this you know, it's just a very volatile mix of all the wrong agents combusting at one time and you get a bunch of freaks like us basically. Yeah, and then we come along like pied pipers. Yeah,

leading the way. Leading the rats to the river. Just off a cliff. Yeah, because Asia was when we were young and online, so no other Irish people online. No, that's true, yeah. Whereas now, so like if you were a racist, you can only talk to like American race. Yeah, yeah. Whereas now,

there's so many Irish people online Everyone's online all the time Like yeah it's it is insane That's a good point actually you made there Like there wasn't any Irish people online Yeah And it's weird now like there's so many Irish online celebrities

Yeah Like you've never heard of But then you go on like Oh they've got like A few hundred thousand followers Yeah like 800 million followers On Twitch or something like that And you're like oh wow

And it's like Then you go and like they don't believe in masks And you're like huh That's interesting Yeah I There's that guy The guy's the leather jacket

Did you ever see him? Oh That's his name Yeah What is what? Leather jacket guy Yeah Was he one of the

Tri people I think he was We got kicked off Let's break it down For a minute here Who is this guy I don't He was on Tri Channel

He was on like Did he not Have some kind of Like upper Upher involvement At Tri Channel Well you know What happened

With the original Tri Channel Fax Yeah Yeah It got shut down because the guy who ran it was like 16

yeah yeah and then his uncle was like the manager kind of like the financier yeah right and then one day the uh it is pure liva by the way but uh yeah i think i think we said this on the podcast form called out yeah they up but like

sends out an email and it's like all these like pictures of kids you've talked about this is yeah we did mention it we might have cut it but we didn't say live but i think you just blurt out like he's a fucking oh yeah that's right yeah yeah um it was on the davy episode we mentioned it briefly oh yeah yeah uh so like but look that was we did that story has been floating around for a long time though we did hear that it's a good we much like uh bob woodward we are bringing this to

the public but like letter jacket guy um yeah why were we talking about him you brought him up because of i was he's like a big irish celebrity guy right is he though is he though is he no he died in the street, anyone care? Well, he's got, like, all the people on trying facts have huge, like, American audiences that, like, follow them online. They proper will cut themselves for him. Yeah, it's, but, like, even there was one, I won't say her name, but, like, she even talked about it online.

Some guy came over from America. Yeah. It was like, I'm here to proclaim my love to you and all. Just because he saw her on some videos, like, that's mental, man. I think it's pretty romantic. Ah, yeah. I mean like people like a good story tell her grandkids And what better than like I came over

I find her on the internet I saw her on a video where she was eating some I don't know kick cats or something like that I tracked down where she worked And I showed up cock out And a knife and hand And some flowers as well Okay old romantic

And I just said let's get married or else I'm going to detonate the bomb Or else I won't give you the antidote And then she's like come towards me I'm like, okay. Yeah, it's mental. It's mental. Yeah. I actually talking about, like, harassing people online.

The girl I'm seeing at the moment. What's her name? I'm not going to get. I'm not going to get. Hey, lads. Hey, guys, little competition for all listeners, okay? Whoever can harass my girlfriend the best, I know, wins her. Wins a knight in her company.

Yeah, while I watch. All right. But anyway, yeah, she's been getting, like, loads of, I think, I don't really realize how, like, much women get, like, so much like weird shit online. It's just, like, normal. They, like, such a completely different. Experience.

It's just, like, pure. Why do they use it? Yeah. If I was a woman, I would not get on to it. Yeah. It's just like, pure. I'd have a Nokia flip phone from 2006, and that's it. Yeah. She's been getting message

with some guy, my girlfriend, and it's like, hi, we went to school, uh, you know, we went to primary school together. remember me remember me remember me not even giving her time to like answer just like remember me remember me remember me and then she's like who are you you not know me you must know me remember me remember me like it just it comes off like desperate zero killer psychotic yeah yeah yeah yeah how do you forget me me me it's me it's me it's like the lyrics to an early m&M song remember me you dirty bitch I kill you yeah yeah and but I use like this is crazy she's like oh yeah I always get things like that He added my whole family on Facebook. That is mental, man. Yeah, you really, like,

really take for granted the fact that we're able to use, like, all this social media and not be harassed on a daily basis. And it is such a different experience for women. And you know what, I'll say it now. That's bad. Whoa. That's not a good thing.

Yeah, I know, hey, it might be alienating a large section of our listeners, but no, I'm going to say it. It's not a good thing, guys. You know what, James? Yeah. You convince me. Yeah.

You're fired. Yeah. Get off the show. Hey, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black, all right? I'll say that. We'll wrap this up in a few minutes. Yeah, yeah. I just want to turn my direction towards more Irish politics.

Right. For a minute. So at the moment, we have Mihal Martin in charge. I'm going to get Leo back. When's going back? A couple of months. December, I think. Yeah.

Maybe is December this year or next year? No, it was like six months. Wasn't it at the rotation? Oh, yeah, 2021. shit yeah you're right yeah six months wait December I thought it was two years was it I thought it was six months it's either 2021 or 22 oh okay

it doesn't really matter okay right I just want to ask you like who is the lesser of two evils in that relationship Leo or mihole who it's like asking which gun would you prefer to shoot yourself with it's kind of irrelevant they're both cons sometimes I think it's like

mehaw's better because like Leo is very insidious and he's like fucking up the country intentionally but people think he's doing a good job yeah yeah yeah so people are like oh there must be a plan whereas a mihole everyone knows he's just in over his head yeah yeah some people don't have that confidence there's something i guess slightly endearing about because you can kind of empathize with someone's like fuck if i was in that position i wouldn't know what to do yeah yeah yeah and you're also like don't let him do anything serious you know it sort of galvanizes your being

yeah you know slightly even though he should never have put himself in that position if he wasn't fucking capable it isn't very weird doing the job Mihole isn't a weird position because he'll say one thing and the Leo's in the corner going like I wouldn't do that yeah you know and Leo's doing that intention just like swirling a brandy glass

like oh really that's what you're doing interesting well very brave of you I suppose actually in your podcast I don't know if you came up with it or you just talked about it but the idea of um vad vadkarization hypervacisation

Yeah Yeah On the Adam Curtis Hyper normalisation Yeah Yeah Say that I'm bloody intelligent I didn't even understand that

I used the old noggin Yeah The old brain synapsis But you were talking about how Like Leo has kind of like changed Irish politics Or at least this brought in like The modern day

Yeah Like just even based things like He used Twitter Yeah Or like the movie quotes thing Yeah Isn't it like But like he was intentionally

doing that And everyone is like Ah it's so funny He's like no There were fucking the country is eroding before you and you're laughing about the fact that he's quoting mean girls and Lord of the Rings. He's just like, we're going to need

a bigger boat. But that's a perfect way to describe it, hyperveradicarization. Yeah. Where he really is delegitimizing politics and everybody's totally fine with it. It's like, it's more showbiz and it's funny and we'll all laugh it off. It's like, as we're walking hand in hand into oblivion.

But he's just doing the Biden thing. Like, these guys all go over to America and talk to the same consultants. Yeah. so they literally was copying what America does so like you see Biden was playing like

Despacito on the TV he like he held his phone up to the mic to play it which is such a good move and that's just what Radker's doing yeah same advice

was it actually wasn't there a league thing where they're talking about how to like get the kids we need to Biden okay and they were talking about like

what about like a press conference in Fortnite yeah They did that, didn't they? Did they? There was definitely talk about that. There was definitely talk, yeah. I don't think they actually did it.

Yeah. But that was a legit idea they had. It was like, what if it's me as one of the Tetris pieces falling into place? Just dressed up like Super Mario. Hey, Luigi, a vote a Democrat. How do you think women feel

probably should ask a woman now. No, they wouldn't know. They'd get hysterical. You'd have to slap them, wouldn't you? Confused. How do you think women can, like, square that circle in terms of, like, the fact that there's allegations about Biden. But it's like, yeah, but he didn't. There's not as many allegations about him as Trump.

Yeah. So I'm going to vote for him and not mention it. Well, it just shows her, like, no one gave a shit. Like, the Me Too movement was started off well. Yeah. And then it was immediately. like people were like how can I get a job out of yes yeah yeah it's like people were like like raped

and then they were coming out because the justice system failed them yeah and they were like this is how I get justice sure and then someone was like yeah but I can get a job yeah yeah because even when the stuff came out against Biden yeah some of the like leading Me Too movement like organizers like tuck me too out of their bio they were just like I'm not touching this you know so

like the response is to ignore it completely. Yeah. I think what a lot of people forget is the Tara Reid story came out because another woman made an allegation first and then Tara Reid heard that allegation and then revealed her story. But it is funny, like so many women have actually written articles being like,

you know what? Let's just, is she probably telling the truth? But let's just ignore it. Let's actually just say it. It's not like they're ignoring it. They're actually writing in print. let's ignore this or let's try and see this from Biden's point of view and understand that sometimes women can make mistakes and think they got fingers you know like that or another one I think it was um some woman was writing about like the allegation about Bill Clinton yeah she was like you know what let's just forgive Bill yeah I think yeah I remember that one yeah probably did it let's just forgive him and move on yeah yeah and like it it's all this thing of like the only people who benefit are like like already wealthy like it's just sort of the middle and upper class looking after themselves sure yeah

yeah yeah like the people like in these movements they have no respect for like the working class no so uh they're happy just institutionalized sexual abuse and like you know foster homes or like yeah schools or stuff like that like it's you never hear about it how it's affecting like you know lower socioeconomic groups and stuff it's always about like kind of like the more prestigious schools or whatever but yeah yeah it's uh god it's grim yeah so uh end on a high note leo veradker um just to get back to that for a minute so um do you think the future of irish politics is in lies in the hands of shin feign no no i think they tried that and yeah well yeah all the rest of them said no that ain't happening baby yeah and it just kind

of showed that the people's uh what the people want is kind of irrelevant so you think the next 20 years just be like again like Fina Fala Fianna Gale or will it be like a weird old party. If Sinn Féin gets into power they'll just become finnigale Yeah, yeah. Like that's what they do up north That's what they would do here. Like the head of Ibeck came out and he was like

Don't worry about Sinn Fain. They can play ball, you know? Yeah. No one's worried Like that's the attitude So even if Sinn Féin do get in, which they won't. Yeah. Nothing will change Yeah, they will just, they'll fall in line yeah yeah you'll probably just see like more i wouldn't be surprised as so like a far right party get yeah you think irons will ever get like a trump like figure i think it's pot yeah i think it is

very possible there's definitely like we're seeing more and more that there is an appetite for that kind of uh people are just getting fed up with sort of hypocrisy and the fact that nothing ever changes i'm not saying that it's right to kind of go to some extreme uh figure but it's kind of what does happen after decades of like nothing really progressing or getting any better. And austerity and so yeah and exactly like this the inevitable global recession we're all going to experience is only going to add fuel to the fires. Who do you think would be our racist leader? Probably haven't seen them yet. I don't know has there been there have been a couple of kind of a very small independence. What's the name? Peter Casey.

Peter Casey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's like really gets to your attention. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's a bit more showbiz. finesse. The thing is we have a better left situation in Ireland than in America. You know, like we have left as parties in power.

Yeah, yeah. Like even Sinn Féin at the moment acts like it's on the left. Yeah. You know? So you might, I might stall it a bit. But I'd say,

you could get this party and it's all just like catering to like middle class landlords and stuff. Yeah. That could be what you see. Most likely. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like,

You should be able to own your own life. You know, like, you should be able to kill your tenants once a year, you know. Just just once? Yeah. Need fertilizer for the garden? Chop up a child. So, yeah. Alteration is important, you know.

Would you join a far right party? Oh, definitely not. Well, I would, I'd go undercover for the podcast. Sure. And I would be kind of guys. I'm just you signing up to Ford Chan. I'm in, boys. I'm in deep.

I think I am the kind of dumb person that would be like, I'm just undercour. and I somehow end up leader the organization I'm like, I'm just undercover You're like married to the leader Yeah, yeah, yeah And like I've actually fallen in love with him

Yeah And when the other way like He's giving out his special medicine I'm like I want to be the first to take it Yeah This is going to send me to the spaceship right No, I don't know where he's getting that That's like gnar

On the politics And I thought you're just like Add and all this I'm going to the spaceship Yeah He's like I'm telling you this is poison yeah it's magic magic hot sauce

yay okay I think we'll might end it there I think we'll end it there we'll go on what time are we out there one minute 13 okay

that's a good time 1 hour 13 oh yeah I'm tired yeah it's been a long so I think that's about it so I'll just promote your podcast one more time

it's Celtic Ligers with you and we didn't even mention your co-host Oh, yeah, that guy. That's not mentioned, no. Gareth Lyons. Yeah, who does very good animation as well. Yeah, he's good.

Yeah, so he gave up with the term hypervradca. It's very, it'd be a lot better if I could say it. Yeah. I'll tell you what. Hyper varadcarization. That phrase will become like household. Yeah, you remember like the Celtic tiger? Yes.

Okay, or the, what's another phrase people use? As long as a piece of string. Yes. Or the Pope. children you know stuff like that everyone uses what's the new David McWilliams one doesn't he have one

like pan pan some kind of shitty pun isn't it it's like pan rat pan session I think it's called pan session it's like a recession

because of a pandemic oh I see good for him he loves his little phrases he loves the phrases he knows what sells yeah I'm sure he probably thought of like

banksters oh that I'm just coming up on my self here let me think another one um I send it away a little phrase here okay I think you're gonna top banksters is that you or is that I'm probably something else tall of it's a good one yeah

it's another one like um a pedo politician yeah pedoticians a politician hey a pedotician copyright brung out tool yeah I don't think you're gonna have to fight anyone for that yeah I think you got that yeah so we have an episode

comes out twice a week one of it was a Patreon Tell us with the Patreon real quick. What? Tell us with the Patreon. That's where they give you the real truth. You're the real truth? We're going to be doing like deep dives.

We're going to do an episode on Dave McWilliams. We're going to start streaming Garfield games. Oh. Yeah. Gareth loves Garfield. It's like, Gareth is really into the deep lore of Garfield. Really? Yeah, it's really like...

Wow. It's really good. I don't know why. Like, you could ask him anything. thing and he would know. Is there much lower? There's a surprise, like, there's, it's more facts

because if you ever read about the guy who writes Garfield, isn't Jim Davis like a nice guy? But he like does not give a shit about Garfield. Really? Yeah, and he's like, just put him on whatever. Like, I don't care. That's great. Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome.

That's that. I actually love that. Put him on whatever. I don't care. Agent Orange, Orange, Orange Garfield. Yeah, literally. He would do something like that. I hate lasagna and chemicals. it melt my skin yeah yeah

no he loves lasagna idiot idiot sorry I'm tired yeah so that's interesting definitely is that going to be on Twitch or where was that on the page on it I don't know I don't know how that works yeah see someone who listens

this show wanted us to play the Sims but like we didn't know how to like set it up or like you know it's a big operation Sims doesn't have the same lore as Garfield no I disagree I'd say Sims is probably as popular as Garfield or at least would rival it

I don't know is a good one because you I mean I'm no no it's definitely a good idea alright we'll do it it's a good idea I will give it's a good idea I just don't know how we pull it off

I don't have a police station yeah or like to stream it and you need Twitch and cameras and it's a whole thing I'm a scientist yeah you're bloody buffing when I was young

me and my friend used to play it and we were like 12 and I realized now we're doing like sort of sexual role play now okay like one of the one of the things we do is we make a family and they'd have a slave okay like like a white slave

oh good good but we realized that they were like a sex slave oh now do they think back on it because we always would make them like sort of fat wearing skimpy clothes yeah yeah like put on a lipstick it would be like he used to do whatever they say yeah oh wow it's like we're degraded yeah but in our heads he's just like a funny guy it's just silly funny it's yeah yeah yeah but really there's like this something developing there and you're in your subconscious there's some deep seated

sexual stuff going on there but you know the way like you're not rich okay so you play sims and it's like yeah we made a fat guy wear lipstick and made fun of them in the game all right in the game but if you were like a rich kid

it's like yeah we used to get the butler naked yeah find some guy under a bridge we put up in hot pants and lipstick it's only years later like actually that's a bit wrong Yeah, that was a bit sexual

I don't think about it So anyway, so Celtic Ligers Petron, the Irish Chapel Yes The Irish Chapel Trapp House So in your Comptown Would you be Will, would you? No, Will's a loser

She ever notice that no one laughs at Will's jokes? I haven't listened to a lot of Chapo I've wanted to listen to a few episodes I like Will, he's like an every man I met him once Really? Yeah Where?

I did show he did We went to see them live. Oh, were they over here? Yeah. Oh, okay, cool. Is that the live show they released online? Yeah. And everyone kept screaming.

It was so, everyone was so exciting. You know what those chapel fans are like? Yeah. Yeah. Anyone take your tops off? No. Ah. Amber's good.

Yeah. Yeah, I like Amber. Oh, I like nearly all of them. Like, Mac can be a little much. Yeah. Do you ever watch his live streams? No, I don't want to. Yeah, they're intense.

Yeah, I don't really. I've enough for my life. So who would you be, do you think, and who would Gart be? Interesting. You know what that could be a bit mean, actually? Well, they're all losers, they're like... I don't think that. I think anyone who has a podcast is a loser, really.

Will's got a wife. Except for Joe Rogan, he's the only one that's doing well. The rest of us are losers. I mean, they've all got, like, wives, and they haven't killed themselves yet, so that's pretty cool to me. Yeah. Will's like a fail son. He's the ultimate... Oh, he actually is, yeah.

His dad is in New York Times. Yeah, and he has a podcast. Matt is an alcoholic. You know, Matt has a wife that you'd never hear about. Really? Yeah. I mean, Matt. Okay, yeah.

He's a wife. A wife never hear about. Alcoholic with a quiet wife? Sign me up. That's pretty good. Pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. The dream.

The kind of quiet wife, which she actually left you like six years ago, you don't even know this. Because you're in a daze. Gareth would definitely be Virgil I think everyone would like to be Virgil Not me Virgil

Virgil Virgil is like Would you say Virgil is some Is like I don't even know that much about him Like is he like All right in the head

Or Is just a weird guy Uh What do you mean? Like what's the question Is he on the spectrum? Yeah I presume so

He definitely seems like that yeah he does yeah but i could see him just being like a kind of guy who just like leans into that bit yeah i just can't do that you know my issues right yeah maybe he would be gareth definitely doesn't have autism maybe it'd be um who else is there uh the producer no the producer is such a loser he's the worst well you're pretty you're pretty hard it comes to these poor chapel guys the producer is just like he makes most basic points if you ever listen to him, but he's like, why can everyone just be nice to each other, you know?

I'm very, I have not listened to a lot of Chappo in a couple of episodes. I find it somewhat um, not intimidating, but just the fact that there are so many episodes now, it's kind of like, do I start from the start or what do it? It doesn't make sense. It's not, it's not a, it's not Coronation Street. Yeah, well, yeah.

Because if you listen. Is anything Coronation Street, really? If you listen to the old ones, they're talking about like old. Issues. Yeah. Right. So you're better off just. Well, the old ones are talking like, well, Trump be president. Yeah. So you can feel all smart and be like Obviously he is

You idiot You feel superior They don't even know Read the paper fool Okay let's Let's end it Because I think we're going I want to end it strong

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