Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 88 : R.B.G.

Episode Date: October 2, 2020

Ain't no better tribute than a Brian and James tribute.

rolling oh okay look no more fun okay we're not having fun this episode serious this is a tribute tribute to root yeah beater uh-huh ginsberg a great woman yeah a great person yeah yeah yeah and a woman and a woman yeah yeah yeah if you could put those things together yeah okay now enough of that okay no fun no fun there's going to be no laugh this episode serious yeah yeah okay okay okay everything's grey I painted all the walls grey in tribute to root

we're in the dark we're in the dark we can't even see the grey walls no okay yeah so let's get into it okay

root better Ginsberg yeah who better to do a tribute to RBG than Brian and James fuck each other I think so yeah

I think she would like the show I think this is what she wanted well she had a little bit of a little bit of a you know dark edge to her you know she liked a dirty joke or two did she? I think she would like okay

I think she would like this podcast tell you what there's another Supreme Court justice Anthony Scalia okay and he would always tell her dirty jokes and they asked her one time

Root what was the best dirty joke which she said I could tell I would tell you but I'd get in a lot of trouble oh okay I'd like that

yeah I wonder what kind of dirty jokes he was telling so the Polacks walking through a bar they see him yeah yeah yeah no more fun yeah no more being silly so root bader ginsberg yes this is a tribute to root bader ginsberg yeah this podcast is a tribute every single episode is a tribute every single episode is a she is the reason we started this podcast i think we've made that clear in previous episodes every episode

we've done i dare you to go back and check every episode we've done at the end we go this is for you ruth r bg for life r bg the notorious r bg yeah yeah They go into that. So listen, for this episode, as a tribute to Root Bader Ginsburg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First Jewish woman, first Jewish woman ever. There were none that existed before her. I haven't checked the facts on that, I assume so, okay?

She was really the chosen people. Yeah, first woman. First woman. Before that, there was just men with wigs. Before that, it was like, you know Shakespeare plays used to get little boys. yeah okay so first woman okay there's a bunch of twinks running around doing the dishes so for this episode

I watched two films I watched on the basis of sex that is a dramatization of the early years of Ruth Bader Ginsburg the early years the college years the wild animal house years so before she hits it big yeah yeah this is like the prequel

right okay kind of like nowhere boy the John Lennon biopic shows them as a teenager. Exactly, yeah. There's probably a scene where... Was John Lennon a Jewish woman? He thought he was. Yeah, that was a concept album he did

that was not well received at all. So I watched on the basis of sex, the dramatization, and then I watched RBG, the documentary. So you watched those two together. You get a pretty good sense of the woman that she was. Or what they wanted you to believe.

Well, we can get to that. I know you, very strong feelings. I really don't. You started that hate, that hate campaign against her. I'm no one of killed her, Brian. Okay, I did it. I did it. Well, you were kind of like, it was like a roadrunner, wily coyote thing with you two.

You were always trying to drop, you were all trying to drop anvils on her. I really don't know anything about her. Like, I knew who she was, but like, I mean, she was a Supreme Court Justice. Like, why would I care about? You know, anyway, whatever. Yeah. Let's get into it. Okay.

So put those two together. You get a very good sense of who this woman is. Now, it's a real shame because she did a lot of good things. Okay, did a lot of good things for women and for people. Okay. For women.

And like how you separated those two. Yeah, women and humans. Okay. You I meant, okay? She did a lot of good work, okay? Okay. But unfortunately, like a silly clown. Right.

Like a fucking goon, okay? and we were friends, I can say that all right, she died while Trump was in office and now they're going to have a new Supreme Court justice, they're going to get a woman who's an originalist. An originalist?

Yeah, what's this? An originalist? An originalist is someone who believes that the Constitution is the Constitution end of discussion. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Do they talk about gays in the Constitution? No, I don't think so. No? No.

End of discussion. End of discussion. Discussion. Abortion. So what? The gays don't exist there? Do they write the word abortion in the... Did Benjamin Franklin write the word abortion in the Constitution?

If no, no abortions for you, my friend. Okay. Yeah. That's what she's into. She's against like Roe v. way and all that. Oh, yeah. So it's a shame that this great woman, RBG, her whole legacy will be gone. Oh, well, did she like, uh, she fought for the right to have an abortion and stuff?

She was for, she was pro abortion? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Even in our hearing, in 93, they had to hear... Apparently you have to have an hearing to be a Supreme Court. Oh, okay. Where they ask you those questions? Right.

You know, like, did you rape anyone? Okay. It's kind of like Comedy Central roast. You know, they got to kind of put you through the ringers. Yeah, a little bit. Hey, we're here, you know, uh, Carson Daly hosts the, yeah, RBG, uh, yeah, court case. I don't know. No, it's, uh...

What's it called? The review, it's kind of like an appeal kind of thing. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway, even in that, yeah. She was like, yeah, I'm big in abortion And I'm not moving out Not budging Yeah, okay

I believe women should get in abortion End of discussion Yes And now they're going to have a new woman Who's going to try and ruin it on her Right, okay I was thinking, I was trying to think of an analogy Because I'm a simple man

Sure So I need analogies So the world makes sense to me Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay I was thinking it's kind of like The other way to make cows I have a butter

Yeah The other way to make butter statues Okay Yes So it's like if I made A really good butter statue that inspired lots of women okay

but then I died and I got left out in the rain and it melted and Trump's the rain in this analogy Trump's the rain and RBG is butter I assume

no women's rights is butter in that it's lovely on toast okay that she made for you because here come on yeah a bit banter I'm telling you, RBG would have loved it

Right, okay Okay, so we'll talk You know, there's a lot to talk about RBG So let's ease into it Okay, with the film on the basis of sex Yeah, who plays her? Felicity Jones Oh, okay, I don't think I, well, doesn't...

British actress, she was in Rogue One Didn't see it Okay, well, she's British actress, very good Okay, very good in this film as well This film is elevated by the cast Right And the husband is played by Army Hammer Oh yeah, yeah

okay and when I first thought I was like oh fuck sake you know the husband wasn't as handsome as army hammer sure yeah but you look him up he's actually all right looking obviously he wasn't Hollywood good looking yeah but pretty for a regular everyday guy he was pretty good looking for a man the 60s

no men the 60s look dog shit yes okay men the 60s they either look like paedophiles or dead you know that's true yeah and it's like the classic Hollywood good looking people were like well like Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart

I mean, they were blood... Well, no, Clark Gable was actually a good looking but Humphrey Bogart was a dog of a man. He looked like the butter melted in the rain. Yeah, butter represents women's rights and Humphrey Bogart. Humphrey Bogart represents women's rights. Looks ugly, actually very good.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, remember that? Okay, so this is about the early days of Root Bader Ginsburg, okay? Okay. So she won the... I think she starts Harvard Law School. Right.

1956. Okay. I think she's like one of nine in the whole class, okay? Right. And the film literally

is Sam Warrison, you know him? Yeah, the guy from Law and Order, yeah. He plays like the dean and he's like, oh yeah,

look with all these good boys in my class. Ah, right. Look the, what? A bloody woman? Yeah. So listen to this.

She's such a good worker. She's in Harvard Law School. Yeah. Her husband is a year above her in Harvard Law School. They're both trying to be lawyers, okay? Right, right, right. Husband, okay, guess what?

Ball cancer. Oh, no. There's a sign from God. Yeah, yeah, that's what you get for being with a woman. That's what happens. If you have sex, a woman, God's going to punish you. You've got to give you ball cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's funny because in the film, it's them all happy in dancing. Yeah. The next scene is like, oh, me balls. So it's kind of, in the film that suggests that the dancing probably caused it. Oh, okay, kind of like footloose. Yeah, God. So the other way, like, for us, for mortals, okay, you're angry of someone, you keyed their car. Sure, yeah, yeah.

But God's like, ball cancer. Ball cancer is the divine equivalent of keying someone's car. So Root's husband gets ball cancer. Guess what she does? Does she give up? No. Yeah, you probably would, wouldn't you? Yes, I'm probably.

Roll over and die. Yeah, just take it. It's like, oh, well, I guess I'll never be a Supreme Court justice. Yeah, he's got ball cancer. You know what she did, okay? She was like, okay, I'm going to go to my mom. my classes. Yeah.

I'm also going to go to his classes. Okay. And, uh, write down everything the teacher says.

What? Yeah, this is true. Okay. She transcribed everything the teacher said, okay? Right.

Then she went back to him in the hospital. Yeah. She would dictate, he would dictate to her his papers. Right. And then she'd write her own papers as well.

Oh. So she's doing twice as she's doing her own work and she's doing the second year's work as well. When you have ball cancers and their, it's not like in extenuating circumstances, you get to

maybe tick time off college, like... No, not in Harvard. Harvard's full of winners. Okay. So if you get ball cancer, you better of a cool wife. Sounds kind of like a stupid Hollywood thing that they're part in the movie, is it? Yeah, yeah. Really? It's just real, because it's a documentary as well. Oh, okay. So the two things I saw,

the two bits of liberal... He has cancer. He has cancer, but he still has to do all his classes. Yeah. That is bullshit. Well, the two bits of liberal media I watch. Yeah, well, you're drinking the Kool-in. And I love it. Yeah.

If you're a bald cancer, you don't go to class. Everybody knows that. That's just common law. I don't know. I just think that, like, maybe because it was different in the 50s. Well, like, the guy's got cancer. I mean, come on. It wasn't like, but again, it's not like pancreatic.

Okay, fine. You've got to chop one of his balls off, though. Didn't go into it in the film. Okay. I might, it's pretty she's dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many balls did he have? Is he still alive?

Oh, no. He's dead. He's long dead. He, no, he actually survived, I think, until, like, you know, I'm going to guess 2006. That's good. He got to see the Iraq War in that 11th. You know, he probably...

Ending on a high note? No, actually, no. I'll extend that. He probably saw the Dark Night Rises. Awesome. Yeah, awesome. Probably that was his last thing. That is literally, that is the high water mark of us as a civilization.

It's been all downhill from there. He lived up to 2012. He saw it Dark Night Rises. Remember Enz? Yeah, yeah. He was like Joseph Gordon Levitt's new Batman now, and he died right there and then. Batman's banging Anne Hathaway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Perfect. And he was like, oh, Alfred's in Paris, have a little cup of tea. I love shot. You know, having a cup of tea. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good, good. All right.

So, she graduates college, okay, as a woman. Yeah. You seem pretty red pills, James. I don't know. As I'm talking, you have a picture of Root Bader Ginsburg and you're ripped at the pieces. Just stabbing in with a butter knife. Yeah, no, look, I'm sure she was a great one,

but I don't know, look, maybe it is true, but I just think it's weird that you still have to do your classes. Okay, listen to this, okay? Listen this as well, all right? This might change your tune, okay? You know when she's going to two classes, looking after her husband with balls? She's hardly looking after her if she's going to two sets of classes.

Maybe go to the hospital, Bring him some fucking grapes, love, you know what I mean? Maybe bring him a fucking crossword magazine. Okay, fluff his pillows.

Oh, I'm going to do your notes. It's like, what are you at? You mentalist. I don't mean she wasn't doing the operation. Okay.

She was just like looking after him and like, you know, give me a pillow or something like that. Listen this. They also had a baby. What? Yeah,

they're raising a baby at time as well. So she's writing two papers with two hands. Okay. And she's also shaking a baby and her foot. Yeah, right, right.

Yeah. Wow. Are you a truter. Great woman. No, look, I'm just saying that the legacy or the, you know, it might, they might have just fluffed it up a bit for appeal, but whatever. Let's continue. We'll go back to that. I'll do some research.

Yeah. Okay. So, we cut to a few years later. Yeah. She's graduated college and he's graduated not having cancer anymore. Well done. Yeah. Do you get a diploma for that?

Hope, little star. He gets his ball. In a jar. Yeah. So she goes to New York trying to get a job. job, okay. Now, bear mind, she's a mother. Right. A woman. A woman. And a

J.W. A Jewish person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case you couldn't recognize. Right. Because that might, that's code. That was a dog whistle right there. J.W.'s code for Jew in case he couldn't figure that out. She's Jewish, okay? Okay. Now listen to this, all right. She applies loads of jobs. She's qualified.

Yeah. Okay. But they don't let her in because apparently if you're top of your class, that must mean you're a real bitch. oh really yeah who said that some a man in you a white man a white man of course hey uh you got really good graves you must be a bitch yeah okay you don't want someone who's too good makes the men look bad well look you know what uh this guy it's his law firm he has the right to hire whom he seems fit okay so uh yeah maybe this guy uh you know maybe he'll get off his back

this poor guy this poor guy and you're just yeah beating him over the head here he's got so much a deal with

he's got his mistress fucking yapping away yeah yeah okay okay so she can't get a job in New York

right so she's like oh no this hasn't gone well from me she gets a job teaching sex discrimination sex discrimination

yeah teaching not teaching how to do it okay she's not teaching like this is how you fucking well what's sex discrimination

like gender discrimination okay sorry alright right yeah I was thinking sex as in the act of sex oh so you get your head out of the gutters you're talking about root yeah yeah yeah you're still like you're just horny

yeah yeah I just yeah I just see her as an orifice in a robe okay she gets a job teaching sex discrimination now we're in the 70s okay women are starting to move and shake sure yeah women are grooving and moving

yeah like that okay Take an LSD and dance into the rolling stones And the pill And the pill Yeah, okay So the daughters are real like You know like We gotta fight the man

I'm going to rallies Glorious Dinem okay Oh okay So the daughter is what A teenager at this point And the daughter's like Oh my mother's a sellout What

You just sit around your little group Teaching my sex discrimination's bad I'm out there on the streets Yeah Yeah I'm smoking pey And giving hand jobs Yeah

Fighting my system This is how we take down The patriarchy And you know what else is funny She's really big into the monkey Oh, wow. Hey, hey, where the monkeys. I'm that monging around.

Yeah. Very good. You like the monkeys? Yeah. Okay. So, um, listen to this, okay? Okay. I always say that in podcast.

You do. Yeah, yeah. That's so weird because I just thought that as you thought it. Yeah, yeah. I think as you've been saying it more in this episode. But you always say, listen to this is like, I am listening, Brian. As if there's, as if I'm like just reading the book like, oh, yeah. Okay, good to know.

I have to get your attention. No, listen to this. Listen to me. I think it's good, though. It's a catchphrase. We can put that on the merch. Listen to this, okay? Yeah, yeah.

So a case comes up. Yes. This is dynamite, all right? Okay. So, it's a case of, so the way the law works is, if you have a sick mother, you hire a nurse. Yeah. Okay. You can get a tax deduction.

Okay. Okay. To look after, to pay for looking after your sick mother. Sure. So this guy does it, okay? Maybe it could before all. Obamacare. Yeah, Obama, you know, probably, you know,

well, what would he do? I literally know nothing about Obamacare. Obama, probably, drone striker. Okay, so problem solved, actually. I wouldn't mind. I actually be like, yeah, thanks, Obama. Nice one, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so this guy, he hires a nurse

to look after his sick mother. Okay. He can't get the tax deduction because the nurse is a man. What? Yeah. This is in the 70s, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. So they're like, We're not going to give you a tax deduction because we assume the nurse is going to be a female. Right. Because only women can be nurses, okay. At least that's with the tall, right? Right, right. So now it's a man.

So it's a case of sex, gender discrimination against a man. Oh. Yeah, okay. So, okay, Root takes the case. Of course. Root Bader Ginsburg. Sure. So if this case wins, she, they can be a legal precedent that says discrimination against gender is bad.

Oh, okay. That didn't exist before? No. Okay, wow. That's impressive. Apparently back then, there was like a hundred and something laws that were like, you know, basically saying like it's okay to scrimony against women. Golden Age. Anyway, I don't know.

You. Yeah. Oh, I'm just being a little rapscallion here, you know. I'm just trying to ruffle a few feathers. You're trying to make jokes. I'm like, not on my watch. You're not letting it happen. No, not what root.

she still fucking hasn't even buried yet no has she not no remember i showed you her she has to finish her paper does she she she's taking three classes at once even though she's dead wow what a woman wow she's such what a hero her personal trainer did push-ups i saw that you sent me that video now what do you think of that now that is so weird it looked really weird and stupid because it's like a big fancy church and like there are like guards standing around like it's very proper, well-to-do kind of state funeral-esque and this guy just comes up

in a face mask and he's holding a book puts the book on the ground, he's wearing a suit and starts doing push-ups and then gets up and walks away. It was so fucking weird. It looks so stupid. But like some people in the comments are like, oh that was kind of weird and then I was like, no, actually

it's his, that's her trainer and that's what, that's her trainers do, that's what they do is like, well they shouldn't because it's really stupid. They shouldn't go into a church and do push-ups beside a coffin. That's him just showing off, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to make this about me for a minute and do some push-ups.

Like there's cameras on them. Like, yeah, it is. It's such an American thing. Also, three push-ups. Yeah. If you're going to do it, at least do 100. Yeah, exactly, yeah. You should do, like, what age was she when she died?

80-something? He should have done 80-something push-ups. Yeah, they do 87 push-ups. Yeah. But now, no, cut your arms off. You just look like a dork. Yeah. I can do three push-ups.

I mean, like, I can do three push-ups. I mean, I can't. But if I wanted to, I could train for six months. And then still not be able to do them. No, but I could give an old goal. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you could do them on a bed. I can do if there's a big man lifting me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so, back to the case. This is groundbreaking, okay? Oh. So, yeah. If you say so. I do. Okay.

But it's high stakes, because if she gets this wrong, they'll just take the tax. deduction away and then no nurses will get paid. Oh, okay, right, right, right. So it goes a lad riding on this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it goes to court, right? And the opposition are like, we can't let this bitch fucking do this, okay? She's going to ruin it all for the lads. She got the top marks in her class would mean she's a cunt. Yeah, okay.

That's what that means, apparently. They're like, we got to stop her, okay? Yeah. So they get Jack Rayner, you know, Jack Rainer. Oh, the Irish guy? Yeah, yeah. They get him wearing way too much makeup.

Okay. I recommend looking up he's wearing he's caked with makeup As in the character Or just the actor The actor Someone on the set

Fucked up Okay He looks weird Okay Interesting Yeah yeah Just I recommend looking up I'll show it to you afterwards

Okay Please The skin color and his lips And also because he's out in the sun As well as really noticeable Like it It looks very strange Oh

Okay So anyway He decides he's going to use A new thing called a computer Oh Okay To help defeat the women Yes, that's why computers were invented originally

To defeat the bloody women So then it goes to court You know how this film's going to go Oh yeah It goes to court It's a big speech about how like you know Everyone should be equal There's 178 laws that discriminate

On the basis of gender Oh no Yeah that's wrong Typical women getting hysterical about everything and having a good old cry about it. You might be laughing, okay? I am. Listen to this bit of dialogue, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so the judge says, you know, Root, the word woman doesn't even appear in the Constitution. I think I've made my case, Your Honor. The court does not recognize this specimen that stands before me. Yeah, yeah. I'm an originalist, okay?

So Root Yeah Quick off the mark Okay You can't get anything Past her all right Yeah Yeah

Especially when it's Hollywood writers Coming up With the dialogue Yeah When they have months To get ready Yeah

Yeah She says Wow she's so quick Witted Yeah She says Yeah Well guess what

Bitch Okay Can you say Woman Does appear into constitution Neither Neither does

Freedom Oh Okay Okay And then they win The case Oh based on that Yeah

Okay Wow I mean all of her legal points were wrong but that was a very snappy comeback so case dismissed she wins yeah they win and they all jump up and they all do a little dance okay and they boogie down

okay yeah she's doing like you're the worm sure yeah she does that she invented the worm yeah she does that for 20 minutes because she also went to a dance class while she was taking both sets of notes and raising her kids

well you're the step up step up that's a big based on her but she took her name off it because she didn't want to be humble yeah it's kind of like when Steve Buscemi

showed up at 9-11 to help out firefighters but didn't tell anyone or the way like Mel Brooks produced the elephant man yeah he didn't want it to be on the young right okay

he didn't want to take very noble very honorable yeah you know what I'm coming around okay the film boom yeah yeah yeah

you're listening to Edge Lord in the morning fuck that bitch yo RBG more like RBG yeah

okay That doesn't really... Shut up! Cuck! Yeah, you simp. So the film ends with her walking up some steps. Can you figure that one out? Figured out.

What's that mean? All right. I mean, she's rising through the ranks. Yeah, okay. And then she goes past a pole, okay? Oh, phallic imagery. Where's she gone? She comes out.

It's Ruth Bader Ginsburg in real life. Oh, really? Yeah. And she's walking and it looks so. so weird. What age is she when that film? 86, I think.

Yeah, looking like it looks like looking like a malnourished Bassett Howard that's what you look like. It looked like

she looked very unwell. It looked like okay, they see Gia her heads. She looks CGI like

okay. It looks so weird. Like Tony Soprano's mother in season two. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

She looked like Uncle Junior. I've done everything for my children. Yeah, she looked. You ever get this

with old people this might sound a bit problematic for old people who gives you shit nobody cares about old people I always think

this for old people just how easy would be does it break them sure yeah yeah I always think about that like just how easy

would just be like if I just like gave one good punch I could literally like go through your chest yes and pull out their heart yeah

and it's just all black and decayed yeah I could literally break okay boomer yeah as you like eviscerate their vital organs

it would be like breaking the old woman's arm would be as easy as breaking a twix No, yeah, Twix actually

yeah because the caramel that would represent like the fleshy gooey aspect of the arm and then obviously

the biscuit is the bone yes very very good Brian the other way some African tribes believed that if you eat the person yeah

you get their like they're good parts their soul their soul and their skills and stuff like that oh really that's what I think

we should do with Root Bader Ginsburg yeah eat her pussy and then we'll be good judges or whatever it is she did yeah we'll be good dance instructors yeah let's dig her up oh wait they haven't put her

in the ground yeah they haven't no oh okay okay so that's the end of the film there's still a chance that's the end of the film yeah we could go up under the coffin and pretend we're doing push-ups but then just like start eating her pussy well I was going to eat her arm you can eat her pussy okay I want to eat her arm

so that's respectful okay right right I just want to help her bust the nut one last time you know there's probably a bit of a little vital organ juices still flowing a few synapsis I mean old Ruthie she was sharp you know right up until the end

they were so big into her doing push-ups yeah didn't Colbert do like a segment on his show or he works out of her even though she's in her 80s awful yeah I hate Stephen Colbert so much but you know it's also it just shows like she had cancer near the end she had cancer five times okay

and this this crazy old lady she should just retired with Obama and she said she's hung on and in the Colbert thing you're like, I think she's going to live another 20 years. Yeah. And she died while like three years later. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

She can barely do any push-ups. And, like, Colbert's having the crack with her. Yeah. Oh, you actually felt bad for her. Because, like, you do all these great things for women? Then you have Colbert going, like, do you know Rihanna? Yeah, yeah. Do a push-up while the cameraman zooms in on your face.

It's like, fuck. It's so undignified. You know what I mean? It's a shame that, like, the world of celebrity has really what would you say polluted the world of politics that like politicians

or like judges or whatever the fuck have to like go on Colbert or between two ferns or whatever the fuck it's like where is the dignity in that? It just shows it to be such a grotesque circus and puppet show well also at Root especially

she got co-opted by the Wine Mom Association. Oh really? Yeah so they're all Yeah, they were all like, we love her. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're like, Hello, girl, surprise. They were like, okay, this great woman.

Let's honor her by making really tacky t-shirts. Oh, what were the T-Shirts? Oh, is that? The notorious RBG, she's got the crown on her head. Like stuff like that, really tacky mugs and shit like that. And they do dances, the R-B-G dance. Oh, there's an R-B-G dance.

Oh, yeah. What is that into? Ah, she's just Kate McKinnon dancing around. And we all have to, like, fucking, you know. We all have to clap along like the seals we are. Yeah. Oh, ow, ow, ow. Throw me another fish, please.

Well, we'll use Kate McKinnon as a good way to go into the documentary. Okay. Because the documentary about Root Bader Ginsburg. Yeah. Start off with Kate McKinnon doing the dance. Ugh, on SNL. Yeah. Start off of her being like, oh yeah, I brought my gavel because like the bang, that's the Ginsberg.

Doon, do, do, do, really? Yeah. That's the sketch. That's a Gingdon. Yeah Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Yeah Roe versus Wade That's how we do

She's just a little dance then Yeah And everyone goes crazy Yeah And that's how they start A documentary About Ruth Bader Ginsburg Immediately that is just so tacky

And like It's just Yeah There's no dignity Or decorum Like this is a woman Who did incredible things In her life

Lived her life With a lot of dignity Decorum Respect And then they just Take it And polluted With S and L

sketches and wine mom memes and notorious RBJ. It's just she must have rolled her eyes and thought

Jesus Christ these people are fucking idiots and they taught notorious RBG was so funny they thought

yeah they were geniuses like they interviewed the woman okay in the documentary to talk to the woman who ran the

Tumblr account she was like yeah I just one day I just got the idea and I didn't know become a phenomenon

and they actually ask her they're like oh you know, they call you notorious B.R.G. Yeah, I keep forgetting there. Why do you have, you really struggling with this?

Dyslexia, like, notorious. I don't think you can explain. Notorious RBG, okay? I didn't see your officer. I have dyslexia. So, like, you, they call you notorious RBG, like, notorious B-I-G, that's funny, right? And then she's like,

bleh. Just green ooze, drips out from her mouth she says she says this okay me and biggie similar because we're both from brooklyn and somebody comes in and gives her an injection yeah there you go you did good ruth you know biggie was fucking little kim when she was underage yeah yeah that's a pretty well-known thing yeah at least he didn't do an r callie and marry her when she was 15 Not Lil Kim, that was Alea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like another R&B singer. And R. Kelly full-on married her when she was 15. Well, I'm just saying, you know, do you think Biggie would look at RBG and be like, she's a queen? No, I don't think so. Oh, my whole little fucking white bitch, ma. That's not a very good biggie.

It's all right. It's in the ballpark. You know, because we've been having fun with RBG. No, we haven't really talked about her policies. Oh, okay. So let's talk about one of her policies, all right? Oh, please, man. Okay. So, you know, I think, well, let's see.

You probably will be against this, all right? You know, I'm just being the heel here for fun. Okay. You're probably, you probably like, oh, boo. Okay, so in a school... What, she doesn't want them in cages, boo? In a school in America, okay? Yeah.

They got a 13-year-old girl, and they made her stripped down to her brand panties. All right. The Czechs is the Howard Sterling show. Yeah, she's 13 in her bride panties. Let's do it. What do you say about that, Ardy? I'm fucking OD. alright

let's do it they got her down to a brown panties okay why because it's awesome yeah no because

the check for drugs okay okay when was this 2009 oh okay right right and they were like

we got this little girl naked and RBG said that was bad oh okay always the buzz kill she's like

she's like the crusty old dean and animal house you know they're like having a toga party with 13 year old They got the little angels and devils

It's like, hey, maybe you shouldn't Rape this unconscious girl And then here comes RBG Captain Bullskill coming in Oh, don't do that Don't do that! It's like, hey, fuck you RBG, we're here to party, man. You don't understand.

Okay, so in that case, yay or nay? No, I think I'll controversially, I'll agree with RBG You shouldn't strip a child down to their underwear to search them for drugs in a school. Okay, let's try another case.

Was she... What if it's weed? What do you mean? What if you're checking for weed, though? That, how's that different? It's drugs. Drugs is drugs. I know, but it's, you know...

A less harmful drug? Did they say what they were searching her for? It was weed. Oh, it was weed. Yeah, yeah. Well, that changed your tune. No, it doesn't. I still think they shouldn't do it.

Unless it's crack. I don't even think for that. I don't think you could strip her down to her underwear. Also, the only way to find out of it's a duet. You don't want to do it. Let the kid smoke some crack. Was this child Caucasian or... White.

White? Yeah. Interesting. Well, now I think she had it coming. Yeah. She was going to grow up to come evil anyway. Okay, what about another case, all right? All right.

So, there was a military school in Virginia. Yeah. The only letting boys. Okay. And then one girl wanted to join. Yes. And then she was... RBG was like, let her join?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, well, it's basically that episode of The Simpsons. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or that, what's that movie, G.I. Jane with Demi Moore. Yeah, she joins the army. It's like, you ain't got what it takes sugar tits. I'm going to show you all.

Yeah. Well, look, women should be allowed in the army. If you're stupid enough to join the army, you should be allowed to, regardless of gender. Going to die in some rich cunt's war for oil. Ha, you fool? So you're pro those two cases, okay? Yeah, I agree with RBG. Hey, I'm an RBG.

Now, let's talk about the dark side. So you've been anti-RBG this whole time. I haven't. Now I'm going to go anti-R-B-G. I'll go pro. Okay. These are two things I don't like about her. Okay.

One. Her left ovary, two, her right-overie. I'm with you, Brian. No, one, okay? Yes. She said Brett Kavanaugh was a good man. Okay. No, don't agree with that.

But listen. Oh. He hired lots of female workers. Man, I think we all know why. Yeah. She also said that Colin Kaepernick, kneeling, okay, was disrespectful and stupid. Okay, yeah.

But she later apologized. Did she? Yeah, because that was not the right thing to say. Regardless of what your personal beliefs are, you should really, at that stage in your career, be able to read the room a bit better and realize this is a moment in time. And, you know, if you're not going to say anything positive, don't say anything at all, really.

Because you're not going to change the minds of people when... Well, also, like, she's an 80-something-year-old woman when this is happening. And they probably were like, hey, what do you think about this? She probably didn't know what was going on. You know, she fell asleep during the State of the Union. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

People are like, ha, yeah, girl. Dasqueen. It's White Wine Wednesday for RBG. She literally fell white claws. Yeah. She literally fell asleep and people like, That's so funny. It's percassette o'clock for RBG.

That's so funny, this woman who could die any minute and then are going to have a Republican nominate justice. It's just falling asleep all over place and getting cancer again. Yeah, she really should have retired long before she did. Like, well, see, people love that. They love seeing an old person who's still with it because everybody is clearly very terrified of the concept of being old and nearly dead and just rotting away in a few, you know,

nursing home. So they see some old con still in the job and they parade them around saying, look if they can do it, so can we. He's like, nah. She still can't do it and she's the rare exception who can put on the facade. We're all going to get old and rot away

in a nursing home and die alone Brian. That's the takeaway lesson from RBG's life. There'll be no one doing push-ups in front of my grave. No. Anyway, another thing about her okay? Which you could say is the She was really good friends with, I've told me before, really good friends with Anthony Scalia.

Who's that? Anthony Scalia, he was also a Supreme Court Justice. And he was like the opposite. What do you mean? Like he was, uh... He was like the anti-abortion or... Anti-everything, apart from death penalty. Okay, right, right, right.

Which, by the way, I watched a film called Dead Man Walking. Sean Payne. Yeah, you ever see that? No. It's not good. No, I didn't... Yeah, I think I started to watch it, but I couldn't get into it. I was like,

it's a bit... It's a real Christiany movie. Yeah. And it's kind of like, oh... Susan Sarandon, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of made me angry

because if I went to, you know, the big house, okay, there'd be no Susan Sarandon coming from me. No, there wouldn't. No.

They'd be dressing you up like Susan Sarandum. Which one do you want to be Thelmore Louise? Ah! As they batter you around the place. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that interesting,

like... Yeah. All you'd bring, oh, you debt penalty, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so he was big in a debt penalty stuff like that But they were great friends They were old an elephant together What was her name?

What? I don't know Okay The implication being that it was a fat girl That they both had sex with Oh, right, yeah, like the fat slags Yeah, yeah, yeah It'd be funny if you try to tell Root Bader Ginsburg

About the fat slags And be like, no, it's funny because they're hoars And they eat chips What is that again? Viz comics? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, two fat slags And eat chips all the time Yeah, that's the whole thing

They're fat and they ride a lot And eat chips all the time And that's literally all they do And like people thought it was hilarious There's a character in Viz comics Called Sid the Sexist Yeah It's like, oh, brilliant

Yeah, yeah, good stuff Anyway, whatever It was a product of its time, I guess Yeah, it was a good time like Yeah, it was like Bino for adults What else can we say about This lady, RBG, She could do 20 push-ups

Yeah Sure she could While writing papers While writing papers Yeah I don't know why I've been so anti-R-BG I don't have awesome Yeah

It's not in any way Invested I was like Yeah she was probably good Fair play Whatever I don't care She worked so hard Her husband

Had to remind her when to sleep With what His belt It's sleepy time for Ruth she called Trump a faker A faker That's pretty extreme You're a poser

Yeah yeah yeah But then she was like You're not really into new metal You're a poser She called Trump a faker And then like day later she's like Oh I take that back I'm sorry

Well Yeah what does it even mean No faker in what sense I just I'd no idea at all Okay Because she's from an old generation So that'd be like a real insult You know

Yeah yeah you're no jazz cat you're a shout ahead you know that yeah what else can we say about I don't know it's not much I can say about her that's already all my notes okay

so obviously when she died there was a lot of people sharing about it and outpouring of grief on social media sure you see Trump we see when Trump reacted to it no when the first told was like well

very sad it's very sad it's bad Bad. Like, there was no, like, there's no substance to it all. I was like, that's bad.

She was, she's definitely dead. You've checked. Yeah. Have you, like, stuck a knife in her or something? Make sure. Can I?

She was, she was a woman. She was a G. That means you. For anyone who doesn't know. Yeah. So, and then apparently they had, like,

the, um, what do you call the ceremony where if the dead corpse there and everyone looks at it? Like the wake? Yeah, I don't think it's like, but it's, like, for the public, though. Oh, I suppose, yeah, if they're famous or whatever Yeah, I don't know

Yeah, well they had Trump visit down and they'll booed him Oh really? They were like, fought him out He's like, teabagging the corpse Like, what do you think of that, assholes? Yeah, he's just like real MTV about it like He's like, he's like, I'm the heel, yeah I'm the bad guy

Every show needs a villain He's just teabagging her going to like She couldn't write those papers He didn't even have ball cancer you like to write papers well I got my right nut in your face you bitch and he didn't have a right nut

your husband only had one ball I got two balls baby I got three I'm back in heat yeah yeah he took the other ball they took off what vindictive man he would be if it was like I actually surgically got

your your husband's cancerous ball just for this team back and you're dead so he won't even get it but I'll get it that's all that matters he's just doing it

while everyone's booing him yeah all right they're all like you're a faker vote him vote his balls out of her mouth apparently

Trump's doing pretty well with like black people and Latinos Yeah, I think there is a very strong chance That he will get reelected You know, this is the first year That Latinos have outnumbered the blacks Well, the prophecies have come true

Yeah, you all laugh at David Duke But who is laughing now? I'm so funny though, but it's like, You know Latinos actually outnumbered black people this year And you look at a glass of water In the shaking The ripples of Jurassic Park And then all you hear in the distance is

do da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da oh my god they're coming to the bunker daddy you just see sombreros on the horizon daddy are we going to be okay take the girl she's the one you want and you just close the bunker on it gives a son a gun you're the man of the house now use this on your mother if you have to yeah so apparently trump is all these um So the way it's working, okay, is that Biden is trying to tackle white suburban people.

Okay. And former Republicans. Sure, yeah. Okay. So kind of like, like maybe they're really concerned with Republicans that don't like Trump? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why they did Colin Powell at the DNC. Yes, yeah.

Okay. To go and try and get them, okay? Whereas Trump is like, I already got guys that will vote for me in the Mar-Warr. Yeah, he's already got the MAGA people. and the pride boys and all that. So I can kind of branch out now and try and get to like the urban areas. Urban outfitters.

Yeah. The black people, okay? So one of his ideas is he going to have a special new loans for black businesses. Oh, really? Yeah. What's so special about it?

Is that working there? Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, I was checking the time. Oh, cool, cool. Because what happened is I accidentally type pressed a button. Yeah. No, no, it's fine.

worry about it. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, I saw a panic there. It's like, they're losing this. This is gold. Wait, so black businesses have a new loan. They're going to have a new loan for black businesses. And he's going to have a new national holiday to celebrate, you know, being black. All right, okay. A new Juneteenth

holiday. And what, has he picked a date yet? Probably Juneeteenth. Juneeteenth? Yeah. Okay. What is that like? That's like a holiday that they have. It's like a holiday black people started. Oh, what? I never heard of this.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were talking just like a random, like... You thought I forgot how dates worked? No, no, I thought like Juneteenth might be like, as in, it's going to be in and around the time of late June, like between June 13th and 19th. I think it's when Lincoln freed the slaves.

Okay. I never got tanked for it. Oh, yeah. Where's his film, huh? Yeah. Just be illegal to make a film about Lincoln. That's another great white man being kept down in the history books.

So, yeah, now roots up there in heaven with Lincoln and Marlon and Role and Ted Kennedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Only Ted Kennedy. Only Ted.

She's probably meeting notorious B.I.G. Yeah, and she's like, you know, people say it was like you. He's like, fuck you. I'm all good does why

bunch of wife for me? Uh, yeah. I know, it's hard to, it's hard to do Biggie. You kind of have to, to do Biggie property, you kind of have to, like,

get into the mindset of Biggie, you know? Yeah. Okay, so just picture me banging Lil Kim when she was underage. Oh, I can picture that right now. Little Kim, indeed. Yeah, okay. What do we, so Trump's, what do you reckon?

Maybe Biden will win, who knows. We'll have the debates come up. We'll know after the debates. I mean, we talked about this on the James Warren episode, but I think Trump's going to destroy him in the debates. Not with any real, like, logical, political analysis or facts or anything of substance, but just like you're a stupid old bitch

and people were like yeah he won that's all you have to be it literally is a roast battle now like that's how bad it's gotten yeah but Trump as well can just like take what I said about Hillary and then just like

yeah repackage it yeah just take out the Hillary power and putting Biden and then it's like he's probably yeah he's probably writing his debates with Anthony Jezelnick and Jeff Ross you know Biden's son Hunter

just got a waitress pregnant oh yeah yeah I know no one really cares about it. Well, why would you? I suppose. Is he a politician? No.

He's just a... He's a kind of a failure. He was on crack for a while. I'm not even joking. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, he used to do crack. Okay. I think banging a waitress then is the least of his...

Yeah, it's funny how he was like, you know he had sex with a woman one time? He was also on crack. That's probably what made him do it. And you know what? It's a well-known fact that you can only get hard with a woman if you're high on crack. I've learned that. You know what else, okay?

Yeah. If it wasn't for Root, they'd take Hunter Biden and they'd strip him down to his brown panties. And Root saved him. So let's just say, you know what? Let's just say, thanks, Root. You say that. Thank you, Ruth.

You say, swallow your words. Why do you think it's funny to make fun a dead woman? I don't know. I don't make the rules, baby. It's just funny. What can I tell you? I think it's funny to make fun of a very old, very, very weird-looking woman. Yes.

Near the end, she looked like skeletons. Skeletor. Skeletor transitioning. That's what she looked like. She did, yeah. She was a weird looking woman. Can we say that? Because she was too old.

She was very old. Which is okay if you're like in the home. Yeah. But she still had to fucking shuck and jive. She's had to like fucking. She's on Colbert fucking with like doing like, you know, press ups or whatever the fuck. She didn't want to do that. No, of course not.

Cold Bear, Colbert's worse than Ellen. Yeah. Yeah. You know his brother has died in a plane crash. Oh yeah. I heard about that. Yeah. Good.

So, you know, would that be a lesson to you? Yeah. They had to pay for your future sins, Colbert. Ellen's back now,

actually. She came out, gave the apology. Yeah. From one great woman to another. Yeah. Let's end it on Ellen.

Who do you think is better? R.B. I can't waste that Ellen's like really old. Yeah. And they're making her do push-ups. And she's still like somehow

like abusing her assistance. You little bitch. You little queer. Yeah. A lot of people kind of came after her saying that her apology was real failed. I loved it. I'm 100% Ellen on this. Yeah, 100%.

100%. 100%. You little fucking worthless pieces of shit. Hey, you come to Hollywood, baby, that's what happens. You get a job. Okay, listen to this. You get a job working for Ellen.

And if Ellen, if I get a job, okay? And Ellen's like, hey, Brian, you got to eat dog shit in front of me. Literal dog shit, okay? I'm going to do it. Yes. If she was like, I got a dog here, he's going to poop. you have to open your mouth and have the dog shit

come straight from his ass into your mouth If one piece of dog shit touches the floor You're fired You're fired Okay I'm like yes Mrs Ellen Yes Mrs degenrous

Yeah Because I support lesbians Okay Yeah That's good You probably wouldn't eat dog shit No you're right Because you're homophobic

That's right Yeah I refuse to eat dog shit So did you all joking aside Yeah Remember this is RBG No Forget her fuck her She's dead

I'm Ellen now Okay So did you watched the monologue? Yeah, yeah, I watched the apology and... Apparently she wrote it herself. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah, it does come off like that because it kind of, there is this like, what would you say, varnish of insincerity that's sort of all over it. And she's just like,

yeah, you could just tell it was just like rehearsed and polished and then just the whole thing with like the virtual audience and like, you can tell there were times where she paused for applause

but they didn't applaud because it wasn't worth applauding. and in her head she's like what's wrong with these fucking dogs do it they're told yeah yeah it's Peter virtual she can't hit them right there exactly yeah

well she's gonna send someone to their house yeah look under your seat there's a sniper now she is a black guy he's a producer so yeah yeah yeah DJ Twitch the DJ guy is like

okay not gonna have you spin records anymore you're a producer now it's like well you still have spin records and you're not getting paid anymore yeah if you're getting paid anymore less. Ellen's back

baby. It'd be great if she's just like double down and it's like guess what this is the Ellen show and I fucking rule this place

yeah do what I tell you I carved I crawled my way up here you know how hard it is to be a lesbian

married the Portia de Rossi you know how hard it is okay to be a multi-millionaire living in the Hollywood Hills I earned my place okay

if you want to come at me come at me yeah okay like Brian Callin yes yeah come at me okay do you what do you think

Ellen got Brian taken down no but I think I think she respects him oh okay yeah yeah right I think she's like I wish it was more like that you know

you know he's suing the the husband now yeah you did tell yeah I think you sent me something I didn't read it though yeah he's suing the husband of the rape victim wow yeah see Ellen's like

that takes balls genius that takes balls forget it Twitch you're out Callin's in it's Ellen DJ Callan Yeah, 2.0. Another one. Yeah, what are we out here?

Or are 52 minutes. I say let's wrap it up. No. No? Oh, yeah, actually, yeah, yeah. I kind of want, I think you want to get more food, I think. Okay. Maybe in her coffee. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, look, you know, I'll just, I'll say this. I was just having a little fun there, being a bit of a goofball, you know, kind of taking a do-do on RBG. But in all seriousness, I'm glad she's dead. She was a piece of shit. shit and fuck her. Everything she's done will be eroded and that's a lesson.

No, she was great, she was great. There's a lesson there. Yeah, yeah. Maybe before you start making t-shirts and women, okay? Think about the fact

that someday they'll be dead and you look like an idiot. And Kate McKinnon who's dancing now? Yeah, yeah. We're coming for you, McKinnon. You're next on the list.

The next S&L will be like her playing piano as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It seems to me you lived your life. like a candle in the wind. Yeah, yeah. They just splice in old footage

of Princess Diana's funeral. No one will notice. Yeah, yeah. Just another nosy bitch who got what was coming to her. Yeah. Are we going to start that now? Prince Charles.

The Royal Family murdered RBG. Prince Philip killed RBG because he got confused. And he was like, oh, she was banging a Muslim. What she? Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah.

Diana was. Diana, yeah. That's, they say that's why you did it. That's right. Yeah, I did hear that. He cut the brakes of her heart. All right, let's end it there. Really?

Just ended. Yeah. All right. Thanks for listening. Okay. Of course, I was just joking. RBG's great and I got nothing but respect for her. Yeah, you're saying now.

Yeah, just saying it now. The second we turn off the mic. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll have some opinions. Yeah, you want to hear my real opinion. You got to subscribe to the Patreon, guys. Oh, we haven't done a Patreon one yet today. We're one of these, Patriot?

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