Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 91 : The Shining with Kevin Larney
Episode Date: October 24, 2020This is an episode we had to record on Skype cause Ireland went into lockdown again, everything is a little more shite and the energy is down but please stay with us, we love you....
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did a couple did a couple just not it's just it's just not the same it's basically like an online gig is basically like this what we're doing right now you're just talking shied into your computer with other people you know it's not there's no audience or yeah and look don't get me wrong fair play at everybody who runs them and stuff because i think you know comedians needed it just to have something but like it's just you couldn't compare the two really but that on an actual live gig is just not the same
um yeah it's just a watered down version
so um the shining directed in 1980 by staneland
oh tool master of the segues i love it
yeah oh i know shining
guys do you like the shining i like the shining i love it
i love it yeah it's it's one of those movies that
probably like a lot of movies i definitely saw the simpsons version of it before i saw the film
probably a good
before.
I think that's our entire generation.
I think so, yeah.
That show really is a lot to answer for.
We know a lot of movies you watching
are like, oh, the Simpsons parody
was much better.
Yes.
And it's actually ruined this movie now.
I can't take it seriously.
The Shining is still great.
There's one...
Yeah, that's the thing.
The Shining, you know,
it's not ruined in any way
by the parody.
That's just testament to how good the film is.
But, yeah.
There's one bit of,
particular I'm thinking of in The Simpsons
where they've got James Bond
or James Bunn, I think they call him
and he's strapped down to like a table
and there's a laser, you know, like slowly
going up the table towards his crotch and he like flicks
a coin and it divides the laser and splits the
cuffs and he runs off. And
have you ever seen that for them? I don't know which one. I think it's
a moon raker.
And I finally... No, it's Goldfinger.
It's a goldfinger. And he's
strapped to the table and they're about to laser
him and he just says like or uh go yeah he gives away the name of the uh the mission they're
doing or something but he doesn't know what it means he just says a word and they're like whoa turn off
that laser what do you mean explain yourself yeah like that's every case which is totally
bitches i was like please i fucking suck your name please no laser me man please he's just it's such a
fucking that was a big letdown but the shining not it just gives them like all the m i five
documents here. Here's everything
I got, please.
Just let me go.
Your name's location. That's a James Bond.
I would watch. I would identify with that
much more. If he was just like a pathetic
little weasel who's just like
that's the way he got out of all
of his problems just like by wrapping out
like the mission the whole time.
Yeah, exactly.
Kill the girl, not me.
I feel like that is his attitude
though.
yeah boy he hides it
he does it with Scottish accent
yeah yeah um
I was really looking forward to a new Bond movie
but now it's been delayed again
but uh but I can tell
this isn't this isn't the Shining
this is a this is Bon talk
the Shining
uh although there's a new
was there a sequel to that recently
was that also today
Doctor Sleeke yeah yeah
but uh
well how do you feel about the Shining Brian
I love it
But what I want to know is, would you actually do it?
Would you stay in that hotel for that amount of time?
I mean, we kind of are doing that now in lockdown.
Yeah, kind of our entire lives are like a less cinematic version of the shining.
You know, there's not the set design isn't as elegant and the cinematography isn't as good.
But it is as depressing and sad for all of us.
Yeah, and actually, they were in a big nice hotel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
just in the gaff
they were
I mean
how long is it again
that he has to stay there
like over the winter
so
yeah the whole winter
it's yes
it's about three months
three to four months
I'm not sure
if they specify
yeah
it's probably nutty
he has a TV
yeah
that's right
and the typewriter
yeah
I taught
for some reason I thought
he had no TV
or not in
but now he's got
TV bring some books
so only 19
is bringing the family
that's the only thing
he should have went up there by himself
yeah by yourself
yeah
you got that annoying son
wandering around
yeah
yeah
little daddy
were that hysterical woman
given it all that
yep yep yep
did you abuse our son
excuse me miss
I'm trying to write a novel here
yeah
I'd say Brian you got that
no TV thing from the Simpsons
no I didn't get that actually
no good that's that's the line
no use in that episode yeah yeah I get to you
okay yeah
no TV no beer
yeah the shining doll
it'd be so funny if Brian has made all of his
notes on the Simpsons and he just doesn't
get that the film exists
outside of that world
yeah I call Kubrick just guest
directed an animated TV show
yeah
like a 10 minute segment
of an animated TV show
yeah when I watched the actual film
I'm like where's Homer
Wait, when does Willie show up?
I don't remember Grounds Killer Keeper Willie having that tan.
What's going on here?
He's meant to be Scottish.
This is all wrong.
So, anyway, yeah.
So anyway, The Shining, okay?
So we start off with Jack Torrance, okay?
And he's played by Jack Nicholson.
Yes.
this was not like the first choice was
Nicholson but the backup okay
if they couldn't get him
was between Robin Williams
Harrison Ford and De Niro
now the trade there
you know do it
I think Robin Williams
probably well no De Niro
it's got to be De Niro
De Niro is in the same class
because this is like 1980 he's still doing
really good work at that time
Robin Williams is a bit too silly
I wouldn't even rate Harrison Ford
he would be a bit too like whatever
I think I don't know
I'm interested to watch
like if there was like
a reel of them doing auditions
I'd love to watch it
yeah
well what was like what was Robin Williams
doing around that time
like coke
a lot of coke
1980 that's still
Mork and Mindy isn't it
Robin Williams like
yeah
he's doing
He's doing Popeye.
Yeah, I don't think, like, maybe later...
I know, it's interesting.
Shelly Deval played his wife and Popeye.
Ah, there you go.
She actually does look like,
what a year that must have been for her.
The Shining and then Papa,
and she was definitely like...
Have you seen her recently?
Papa's going to make me.
Everyone knows Popeye.
No one's ever heard of Stephen King.
What's Shelley Deval looking like now?
Well, have you not seen...
Not good.
Oh.
She's had a full-blown mental break.
down and she basically blames Stanley Kubrick for it.
Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Yeah, she actually, I'm looking at it.
Look up Sally Duvall now. I am. No, I'm looking at her. She looks like the woman that attacks
Jack Nicholson half, which read this film.
Yeah. Well, Kubrick was like notoriously hard on her through the whole shoot because he
wanted her to basically have a mental breakdown because it looked good in the film. He was
kind of notorious for really fucking
with his actors like that. Basically, he saw
actors as props, I think.
Good.
Yeah, I mean, that's how you
get good films. Yeah.
We just have, what do you
want, James? Just like 30 years of Popeye
remix. We need
directors to treat human beings like garbage
so that we can have good things to watch.
Well, I'm pretty sure Stanley Kubrick is the only
film director in history to ever be mean
to the actors, think. Everyone
Hells acted very accordingly
and were very pleasant.
Yes, he's the one standard.
And you know what? That's why he's the best.
Everyone on the set of Transformers
felt very respected and
you know, yeah, anyway.
Luck, we're getting off track. Let's get back to his show.
Okay, so he decides to take
a job, mind this hotel.
Even though they tell him, look, hey, by the way,
and it's not a big deal, but the last guy who did it
murdered his wife and twins.
Yeah
But no big deal
You still want to do it
You still want to bring your family
And Nicholson's like
Yeah, of course, definitely
Why wouldn't it?
Of course, yeah, I'm not a
Beep, I ain't no sissy
Yeah
I'm not a Nancy ball
Yeah, I'll do it
That Nicholson in the past
Had a little bit of an incident
With Danny, his son
Where you know
Danny kind of put his arm the wrong way
And got, you know, got dislocated
And
Yeah, you know,
It's not Nicholson's fault.
No, it happens.
No.
Yeah.
The kid was being a real, a real wise ass.
Real S-O-B.
Yeah, it's been a real wiser.
Hey, smart mouth, huh?
Yeah.
Well, do they all right, do they allude to that really early, basically that
Jack Nicholson is a alcoholic who, like, dislocated the son's shoulder or whatever?
Yeah, Jack did a, in a drunken...
done. Well, he's off to drink, yeah. Yeah. And in the book, they also say that he lost his teaching
job because he didn't learn a whoopsie. Oh, like he attacked another kid. On the book,
yeah. They don't say what it was? No, just say he got a little bit drunk and violent for the kid.
Wait, Brian, did you read a book? Years ago, yeah. Oh, don't, oh, you nerd.
Oh, but I bang the chick afterwards.
okay I'll allow it
sure no
I read me on there for a second there
seven
I read it book
and then 12 years later
I banged a chick
because that cancels that out
yeah
I'm just picturing you
you're in there
just been like
have you ever read The Shining
it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter
but um
so they head to the hotel
and they meet Scatman
yeah
Scatman Crothers
is he
and he is he the one to tell them
that the previous tenants
died or did they do tell him that
in the meeting actually before he goes up
yeah yeah like so it's the guy
Olman is the guy who like owns
the hotel and he sits him down and tells
him everything that happened but then
uh Dick Halleran
played by Skadman Crothers he sort of
shows around
like Wendy and Danny
and then he kind of sits Danny down
and says look there's some wild shit
popping off in this place
yeah that's verbatim
that's exactly what he does
You were going to do
O'Halloran
What's his name O'Halloran?
Oh, halleran.
No, it's Dick Halloran.
Dick Halloran.
We're going to do a prequel series
about him.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Yeah, and then Dr. Slebe
kind of filled the box off
and they were like, nah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's such an unnecessary film.
The Shining is such a classic.
Why try to hinder its legacy
with a piece of shit sequel?
I need to know Dick Hale.
Aaron's backstory.
Yeah, I want to see him
in the 70s
slapping a few bitches.
Yeah.
With his mind,
he doesn't he have to use his fist?
You see that one scene
of his room
and doesn't he have like some
he's got a lot of
foxy ladies
hanging on his
hanging on his wall.
Yeah, he's got a groovy room.
Yes.
Yeah.
Two black women,
two naked black women
on his wall.
Yeah, that's the guy
I wanted to know more about.
I want to see a prequel.
Where did those
portraits come from?
You know, where are those women now?
The thing is,
he's in a hotel.
At that scene, that's a hotel.
Did he bring those with him, or is he just staying in the coolest hotel ever?
So he hangs him up when he gets in.
Another weird thing about that film, if you actually re-watch the-
If you re-watch the scene, there's four lamps in the bedroom.
One, like, at each corner of the bed, basically.
It's very weird.
The whole layout of his hotel room is bizarre.
But anyway.
White and Kubrick meant
It's kind of inside baseball
It's just
It's strange
But anyway
Whatever
Yeah
It seems like a very
Sensual hotel though
It is
It's very nicely lit
But anyway
Look where are we
So they're
He takes the job
Yeah
They're in the hotel now
And it looks
It looks pretty nice
He got loads of food
And
Damny's seen dead twins
In his imagination
Yeah
And
Twins
that's pretty hot
yeah
yeah
Danny's like
I gotta get their phone
and he's right now
sweet little writer
it just
it would have been great
if there was a scene
like an animal house
where Danny's climbing up
the ladder
just looking in at the window
at the twins
he turns around
and looks at the camera
and kind of raises his eyebrow
you know
yeah yeah
Kubrick didn't want to have fun
with it
he was very serious
all over
yes
yeah yeah exactly
yeah
and he should have had sunglasses the whole time
we were cycling around on that tricycle
and this is the 2020
Red Bob
So Jack
as you're saying as a writer
He's working on the project
Yeah
And he's trying to work on it
And Wendy, his wife has been very chipper
Yeah
Yeah she's very like
Oh we're just going to make the best of a bad situation
Huh hon
Why don't you get the fuck out
out of my room, you bitch.
He's, like, incredibly hostile
to them almost immediately.
There's no real progression
of anger. He's kind of a dickhead
from the very start.
Well, that was great.
He's a dickhead before it starts.
Oh.
What's that?
Because I think the whole, like, him
dislocating Danny's arm.
That happens, like, pretty soon before
the events of the film. So isn't it, like,
within... Oh, yeah. It was, like, a
couple of months ago, I think. So she's, like,
he's a violent alcoholic he's been dry for a couple of weeks i think the best thing this man needs is
isolation isolation and me and his son slash victim
yeah it's a good point um but what is that is that what were you saying about stephen king
stephen king didn't like this film because he said uh um uh jack should have been friendly at the start
he was too cold
and then
okay yeah
Stephen King
probably is with the benefit of like
he probably sat down
and watched that film
was like no I don't like this
I don't I don't know
he should have been
he should be friendier at the start
and then someone was like
is that how he written
the book he's like
oh fuck yeah I wrote this
that man was so poked out
he's really the only like author
who can go see films based on his books
and like be as surprise as anyone else
yeah
well like didn't Kubrick
pretty much there is so much
in the book that he basically abandoned
and then he added
all of his own stuff like the maize
and the way it ends
and everything like a lot of it was very different
wasn't it? For the better.
Yeah. I haven't read the book
but I love the film so I'll agree.
There's like statues moving around
and stuff remember that?
Is that where the famous
is that book with the turtles
all the way down? Is that
that Stephen King one or is that it?
That's eight.
I suppose you've read all the books
Brian cover to cover
no there's a lot of them
we read good for you yeah
you're a dork
Brian just admit it
you're a dork
I bet you shouldn't be on the podcast
with two legends like me and Larnie
we win awards baby
you're out there reading books like a
like a Nancy boy
we're winning awards
book reader
I'll burn all the books for you
I'll film it just to show
what I'm cool
excellent
um but so he's he's in there he's straightaway he's in lloyd because he's kind of failed
this is bullshit there's no drink here this is bullshit so he starts he goes to the bar okay
and he imagines a barman
lloyd yes and he actually calls his wife the old sperm bank
well i'll interject
some say that he's calling
Danny the sperm bank. Have you heard that theory?
Oh yeah.
What? Tell me more.
Okay. So yeah,
you know, just having a problem with the old sperm bank upstairs
and then he immediately just starts talking about
how that he hit Danny or whatever. So it's like some
fucking people are like, oh, that means he's talking about Danny.
is like there's absolutely no logic behind the reasoning whatsoever but people just like to throw like there's so many weird theories about this film like obviously i'm sure you heard that whole moon landing thing and like this film really brings the crazies out of the woodwork but that's why you gotta love it you know although right so the moon landing thing i always thought that was mad but i saw it 2001 a space odyssey for the first time like maybe two years ago and yes and now i understand it i mean the moon the moon landing looked like dog shit compared to that
for them.
Enough of them came out.
Two years before the moon landing, I think?
Or, like, right after.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I always thought it was just this.
Like, I was like, why, why Kubrick is this mad?
Like, it looks way better.
I think he had to totally.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Well, what people say is, if it was by Kubrick,
there wouldn't be any mistakes in it, and it would look way better.
Yeah.
The fact that looks kind of shitty is, like, proof that's real.
He just gave any...
Yeah, yeah, because...
He bollocked Neil,
Armstrong. That's why he was such a quiet man
when he got back from the moon. He was just
chastised by Kubrick.
I don't know why
he's got back from the moon as if Kubrick was like,
yes, I'll do your film.
I'll film the moon landing, but we actually have to do it
on location because I'm an otter.
And he made them go to the room.
And there's a bit when Neil Armstrong
turns to the cameras. It could go
a bit of trouble with the old sperm bank.
So he's talking to
Lloyd. We kind of jumped a bit, though. This is a
bit in now. We haven't, like, missed out
on anything yet, have we? No, he
kind of goes mad very quickly.
Yeah. He's been asked him one
question, he's like, that's it, I'm going insane.
I'm making the choice
to go insane. Time to hallucinate.
So he goes to the bar, and
he actually, like, puts his head down the counter and says,
God, I'd sell my soul for a glass
of beer. So then the ghost
appears, so there's that kind of
Faustian packed
angle, you know, that it's
a deal with the devil. He basically
agrees to murder his family
on behalf of the sinister
elements of the hotel because he gets
a nice glass of scotch.
Very good. Very good. Very nice.
They also used the words white man
burden. Thank you so much.
They used the words
white man's burden.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, another element
It's on an Indian burial ground, isn't
course? Yeah, it's like they're
it's built on an Indian
ancient Indian burial ground. There's a lot
of like Native American
symbolism and iconography
like all throughout the set design.
So like people have said, you know,
this is obviously a very strong commentary
on the Native American genocide.
And also about the Holocaust
as well, people have kind of pointed out that there are a lot of things
that alludes to that. But isn't that the whole
theme of the film like past
you know, histories of violence and trauma
linger and
affect, you know,
the generations that follow.
It's kind of like a big theme
of the whole film, isn't it?
Yeah, I mean, it's setting up the place
as kind of bad vibes, man.
Yeah, bad vibes, yo.
You wouldn't want to take shrooms
the Overlock hotel.
No, but I do,
I like the angle they went with
where, like, he doesn't break a step,
but Lloyd appears and offers him.
Like, there's no,
oh, what?
A go-g-g-go-go-go-go.
Like, he's just,
he just goes with it
he's very comfortable
yeah exactly
he doesn't spit up
and then like
ask Lloyd for scooby snacks
he's just straight in
no mess
and here's a man
who's offering me a drink
I'm not gonna be rude
and ask him
where he came from
let's just go with it
are you an apparition
am I going mental
no you just want to drink
keb you're right actually
because like after that
the next thing
he sees like just a naked woman
getting out of the bat
And he's like, yeah.
Yeah, straight in.
This is great, you know.
She's not going to turn into an old date.
And is, I don't know if I'm jumping ahead here.
Does he go to that room because Danny told him he was attacked there?
Or does he find it before that?
James, do you know this?
I'm, well, see, I think while he's going,
there's like a bit of cross-cutting here, if I remember it rightly.
So we see Halloran in his hotel room who's like,
like he's shining, right?
So he's picturing what Danny's picturing.
And then it cuts to Danny and Danny's like having,
he's got that little seizure face and he's got like spit coming out of his mouth.
And then we see like fucking Jack Nicholson going into the room.
So there's kind of a debate like is Jack actually going in or are we just seeing,
you know,
like a dream or like Danny kind of fantasizing or a shining or whatever.
So there's a lot of,
that's the whole thing about the film.
Like there's so much,
there's a lot of intentional.
ambiguity put around it is like
is this actually happening is somebody just
fantasizing it you don't
really know it's kind of
that's the whole thing like the whole place
the movie is a labyrinth
and it's set in the labyrinth of a whole hell
spit on his face you know
the spit on his face
sperm bank
oh there you go yeah
yeah yeah yeah yes
there's another theory that the
yeah oh yeah that he's
isn't there an early scene where he's
like lying on a bear
and then
at the end
when the things
say that the weird
bear
giving the man
a blowjob
is actually symbolic
of the sexual abuse
Danny has
suffered at the hands
of his father
which to be honest
right
I mean there's a lot
of stuff in this movie
that like
say I directed this film
people would be like
that doesn't make any sense
you did
oh my god
yeah
but like
isn't there a whole thing
about how that
the layout of the
the labyrinth
doesn't make sense.
Yeah, this is a bit.
I love it.
Yeah.
Right, yeah, Brian, you love it and you fucking, you and all these film nerds get hard and
like, he's such a genius.
He made the set design.
It doesn't even make sense.
But if I made a set design, it didn't make sense.
People are like, you're an idiot and a bad director.
Like, you go out of one room and then there's a window that shouldn't be there.
And everyone's like, Kubrick.
Bravo.
You're an o-tour.
This is fantastic.
Well, it is just kind of testament to how notorious he was for how meticulous he was for how meticulous
he was, like, he was, like, anal
retentive, obsessive, compulsive
kind of guy, like, he was, he was
sloppy and he had a good P-R man.
That's all that this is.
That's actually, I prefer
that, I prefer that, yeah.
You know, it's interesting as well as, it's, so this
is right after Barry Lyndon.
Yeah. So if you see
Barry Lyndon, it's not really a mainstream
film. It's a three-hour film about a guy
slowly rising up the ranks
in class and society. It's not exactly
like, you know, it's not Star Wars.
No. Yeah.
So this was, this was
Kubrick's attempt to be mainstream. The
Shining is his attempt to
a popcorn blockbuster.
Yeah.
I would say this film achieves it
more than all of his other films,
though. I think it does
play like a straight psychological
horror that has a lot of thrills
for a mainstream audience, but then
it works on a more cerebral level
that you can kind of debate what
he, you know, different things
mean, etc. But just as a standalone
you know, piece of
entertainment, I think it works is, you know,
definitely his biggest, most mainstream
appeal type film. I don't know.
Could be wrong. I just love it so much
that... There's certainly less like
lengthy, psychedelic shots
of a baby in space. Like, it's more,
you're right, like even if you're taking it apart,
it is just a sort of interesting
film. But
yeah, I was reading
about Barry Lyndon recently, actually. I think he was
It was filmed in Waterford.
And he was going to do a time piece about something.
And then someone else did it so we gave up and did it.
But I don't remember enough of it.
The Aryan Papers, no?
I don't know.
I think that was a bit later, actually.
I don't know.
So at the time of The Shining,
so this is supposed to be a big mainstream blackbuster,
had there been any other Stephen King out of,
that have done well
before that, because
that's not really... So, yes.
Yeah. I'm just guessing
maybe Christine and
a few other things. Carrey?
It was misery. Yeah, definitely, yeah.
So, like, King was already the King of
horror. That's why Cuberon picked
the Stephen King novel, because he's, like, the biggest
mainstream horror novelist
you can find. Yeah, yeah.
Cuberks, like, want to make some fucking
dosh.
this is me cash
but a simple
bubble gum movie
for the masses
I won't even
bother designing the set
properly
I'm phoning this one in
that's fucking
in and out
two weeks
I'm just gonna let my brother
do the architecture
he's a bit simple
but I owe mom a favor
so I'll let him
I'll let him do it
yeah do whatever you want
yeah do whatever you want
I don't care
Yes, guys, you're right.
Carrie was the first adaptation of a Stephen King novel and then The Shining.
Okay.
Carrie was a big success.
So I'd say he probably, you know, people were eager or like were very willing to allow,
yeah, let's do another big movie about a Stephen King book and it'll probably hit big.
Even back in 1980 will be like, it's written by, it's based on a Stephen King book.
Nice.
Let's go.
bring my girl
try the old popcorn trick
yeah at the shining
yeah like when you know that
he's kissing old but you kind of fuck it up and you
bring a bag of Manhattan popcorn
instead of the box and like it just
doesn't work as well
trust me
don't get cayenne pepper on your popcorn
anyway
so where are we now in the film
we're going along kind of
skipping a bit here. We're going along and
he's becoming more and more mad
and he goes back for another drink
but this time the place is full. The ballroom
is full.
It's like a big 1920s
elegant ball and it's full of people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's
great. The barman's back. He's getting
another drink and then
a waiter spills shit on him
so he has to go into the bathroom. He cleaned
off. Yeah.
And that's when he
meets finds out that the waiter is called
Grady. Remember his name?
Yeah. Yeah.
He's the guy who killed his
family. Or is he?
I don't know. I thought he was until he said or is he.
That really threw me.
Well, no. See, when he first gets the job,
right, Olman tells him that the
previous caretaker Charles Grady
murdered his family. But
then the waiter that spills a drink
on him reveals himself to be Delbert
Grady and says that he's
different person.
So then that kind of ties in the whole theme
of reincarnation that
the evil manifests itself in
repetition and like just
personifies through different people
or blah blah blah blah blah blah. You know what I mean.
You know what I'm talking. I know what I'm talking.
I think I was never picked up on that before.
Yeah. He says he's
Delbert Grady, yeah.
Well, maybe he's just really made.
Yeah, it's Delbert Grady, but he
also killed his twins.
yeah so two brady's killed two sets of twins
coincidences so Charles Brady is a bit of a hack in comparison
if you'll pardon the pun because he's very derivative
of delt that that's why you want a competition he's a copycat
yeah that's my award the awards baby yeah
yeah and that scene is beautiful with the
the red bathroom that's a
I wouldn't mind having a piss in there let me tell you
you feel so fancy
you would
you wouldn't
I actually probably
could go it
walk in
and I'd walk
right back out again
and I'd say
you'd
kill your children
and go into
a nice bathroom
like that
you would
yeah
you could wipe your
bloody hands
on the wall
no one
would even know
yeah
or if you had
like a bladder
infection
pissing blood
yeah
didn't show up
I don't
what did you say
Brian
I was saying
Kubrick's such a good
he made the shitter
look good
yeah
and he probably
reduce someone to tears over making
that bathroom look as good as it did
and it was worth it.
I hope so. It was.
Brady, Delbert also uses the N-word.
Yeah. He does.
Yeah. Bad.
Are you aware, Mr. Torrance,
that your son plans to bring
in a beep.
A beep? That's right.
Yeah. I'm not going to quote the full
thing, but yeah, he does. He drops
the N-baum. Yeah, that turned me off,
Grady. Yeah. When he murdered,
as twins, I was like, okay, all right, it's, it's contextual.
Everyone has an off day, sure.
Everyone was murdered in the twins right then, but then you dropped the end word and I was like,
no, thank you. I'm out of here.
No, thanks.
Yeah.
More like degradey, because that word is not okay.
Nice.
I wish it had been a Def Jam comic back in the 60s.
They would have loved that.
They would have loved that.
Yeah.
And then he says, he's a big.
and then everyone will be like, I haven't seen that film yet
and what's a beep?
Yeah, well, like, I
really hope anybody listen to this
has seen the film because
we're doing a very poor
job of describing how
rich and dense
and wonderfully put together the whole thing is.
We're just like, yes,
and he beats a ghost and, I don't know,
called the N-word or whatever,
I don't know. And there's some little
kid being a little prick.
the kids we didn't even talk about the kids
in physical friend who lives in his finger
oh yeah Tony
yeah which is a great name
considering his name's like Danny Torrance
and then his imaginary friends
Tony it's a bit of a letdown
I guess
yeah yeah not much of
imaginary friend but not much imagination was involved
was there Danny no
Danny is a real
a real piece of shit
yeah I'm not sure if
we've conveyed this yet, but Danny's
psychic, by the way. Yeah, he's a little
freak. He's got weird
powers. So
you know, if anything
Jack Torrance is doing right
by beating the shit out of him, trying to
beat the weirdo out of him, you know?
Your little
nut job.
Hey, you straighten
them out. I mean, Danny today
he spent a long
and fruitful life working as a manager
of a regional bank. He had a wife
and two kids. And
he only dressed up...
He just takes his medication every day and he's grand.
He's fine, you know?
He got into watercolors in his 60s.
He's a well-rounded individual.
So, Wendy, speaking of well-round individuals,
Wendy finds what Jack has been working on.
Oh, yeah.
And she doesn't appreciate his work.
Yeah, which is a bit, like...
It's a pretty good.
it's an easy book to read
I know you'd love it Brian it's really long
well it's all work
in no play makes Jack a dull boy
and I bet you could actually sell that
and be like no it's it's to
calm your brain so you read that over
and over again and it calms you down
and if you sold it like that it would sell
it yeah
that'd be a good self-help book
and
I like as well how like it's in
different formats as well
like so somebody really had to meticulously
type that over and over
again like with different fonts
different spacing and stuff
yeah it's uh yeah
he he didn't
another
no i think kubrick would stand over
someone and make them do it and then shout at them
them when they did it wrong and then at the very
end go wrong do it again
yeah yeah he'd make
them do it for real to get that real
like crazy intensity
but um so like i think
his whole he doesn't even try to write a book
then he straight away much like
he straight away was mad his like first sentence
he's all working no play
he's kind of like
I suppose this is what we all learned during lockdown
one like
he can have all these ideas you're like if only
I had the time if only I didn't have
distractions of you know
work and friends and
modernity I'd write the great
Irish novel and then
you get stuck in lockdown and quarantine there's nothing
happening and you still don't do anything
he had yeah he wanted
to write a book and he like that's the reason
takes the job is so they can just have
peace and quiet to himself to
write, and then he can't do it because he's
a fucking terrible writer.
He just goes straight into it.
Yeah, I feel
like... Well, I would
argue, Kevin, that all the greats
procrastinate to some extent,
you know, maybe some
do their taxes, others murder the
family. I mean, every
writer has their own process, you know?
You have to learn to respect it.
That is true. Who am I to laugh at this
brocy. He did produce that great
the great work
all work and no play
one of the great
American novels.
Yeah. So Jack
finds Wendy and he threatens
to bash her brains in.
Yes.
Yes.
And then Wendy puts him in a fridge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're really, you nailed it.
That just encapsulated the whole thing.
pretty much what happens.
That's exactly what happens.
Nothing else to really
delve into there.
There's a very unsettling scene
that kind of, I guess it plays into the
whole what he might have done to
Danny when Danny goes up to the room
and like Jack's supposed to be sleeping
and he calls him over to sit in his lap.
That's, maybe it's because I was watching
it kind of having read these things or
I don't know, but there's something really
unsettling about that, even though like
nothing. Very unsettling. Yeah.
Like, even though the music that's playing is, like, intentionally very unsettling.
You think at any minute he could, like, pick him up and throw him out the window.
And just even the way that he interacts with his son, you know, he's kind of speaking, like, there's a real malevolence in his eyes or something.
It is, it's very unsettling.
You get to sense he could hit him any seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
And you want him to.
That's what scares you most.
You want to see it.
Like, yeah, do it.
Do it, Jack.
Show him his boss.
Who wears the trousers in this hotel?
I'm about to show you as I take my belt off, you little tramp.
Well, sorry, I kind of...
Jack's in the fridge.
Jack's in a fridge.
Yeah.
And he talks and goats and they open the door for him.
Yes.
At least we think so.
Or do they?
You don't actually door opening.
We just hear the noise of it opening.
Yeah.
There's a theory that Danny actually opens the door.
because he's more consciously
murdering his father than he lets
on.
But again, that's just
yeah, no, that is definitely
a theory that people put out there, like,
because Danny obviously through the ability
of shining, he sees
what his father is going to do.
So in order to protect his mother
and himself, I think he knows
about learning him out into the maze.
Again, another theory, no way
to corroborate. It's just kind of
that's a pretty stupid plan.
James, if you're going to, like, I can see
that my father's going to murder my
mother, and he's currently locked in a freezer.
I'll let him out, and then wait for him
to get trapped in another place, and
then kill him. Why wouldn't he just fucking leave him in the
freezer? You're right. It's a good point.
It is very flawed logic.
Again, that's not my theory.
I, you're very, very
astute, Kevin.
He made me look like a dickhead. Well done.
Oh, here he comes.
Delvin's next top comic, 2020.
thinks he can shit on
2019 because I'm
an old dog
out of the old
you're part of the old family
boy I'm fucking putting you out to
pasture the old school
you're yeah
you're kicking in the doors
to show this old man
how it's done
and then Brian's going to come
along in January 2020
and be like
this near your farts
this is what really happened
I read a book
yeah y'all do you even know
that that movie
was based on his book.
Is there anything to be said about the fact
that he's, yeah, he's trapped in a freezer,
a cold place, some would say.
And then at the end, he's trapped in a maze
and freezes the death.
Yeah.
Maybe.
He's trapped in two cool places.
That's all I got.
To try, Terry,
and then a park.
No, no, it's a fair theory and James's theory.
Yeah.
It's not my theory, dickhead.
It's one of the many theories put out there,
which you would know if you did your fucking research,
you tramp.
keep her mouth shut
until somebody's
talk to you.
No, it's funny.
I was listening to one podcast
about The Shining
and they said
that the scene of the ghosts
opening the door
is the only supernatural thing
that happens in the film.
Yes, that's what I was going to say
and they completely forgot
about the whole shining aspect.
Well, that's the only time
where like the ghosts
where it's sort of like
the lines properly cross over
between the supernatural doing stuff.
Apart from the fact
that the kid can
telepathetic communicate. It's a random food. Psychic powers
through the whole film. Yeah, but that's not... Well, you could make the argument that the
psychic powers are really just like, you know, mental illness, schizophrenic
delusions, you know, you could argue that. I think if like, if you took that
kid to a psychiatrist, that's what they would say. So for the skeptics,
they kind of have that. Whereas like that one bit where the ghosts
let them out of the fridge really is like the one proper... This is a
supernatural element and can't be experienced.
playing any other way. Yeah, there's no other way
you could have got out there, apart from. I think
Daniel... Or if Danny let him out.
And they do
I would just like to say
it wasn't my theory. You guys are
really like, there's a lot of resentment
and contempt coming from both
of you. It's like, Danny didn't let him out
James, your retard. It's like, I didn't
say he did. I just said
that that's a theory.
But I'm doing a Harvard citation of this conversation
later on. I just need to like
take note of the time and date.
the James Caden theory.
I don't know if Jamescadden Theories.com.
I don't know if that domain's been taken already,
but I'll be putting up some hot...
It has.
Yeah, it is.
By me, actually,
I tried to tie in JFK and 9-11
to the moon landing conspiracy
and implicate Kubrick in all of them.
And no, it's not a very popular website.
I'll just say that.
It just says Kubrick did it all.
yeah
okay so the ghosts let
jack out of the fridge
yeah jack gets an axe and starts
run around the place going wild
and then he starts smashing the door
while Wendy and Danny are trying to get out
yeah
interesting facts okay
one they first use a fake door
and Jack smashed it too quickly
because he used to be a volunteer fireman
oh yeah
so instead he was a real door
I mean, yeah, I guess why not?
I suppose if you're doing multiple takes,
that's a lot of doors to go through, but...
It's not onto Jack.
Jack's used of breaking down doors and frightening women.
Yeah, he's a volunteer of fireman
and a bit of a drunk.
Yeah.
And also the here's Johnny line was improvised.
That's true, yeah, ad-lib did, yeah.
Pretty iconic line.
indeed yeah well it was already very well known because of it's was it ed McMahon that's how he
announced johnny carson on the tonight show here's johnny here's johnny um yeah apparently
kubrick was like unaware of that which i don't know how true that is but that's why he left it in
the film because he had never watched johnny carson apparently so he never put two to it together
huh that seems like a very kubrick thing to like not watched uh yeah yeah exactly
Or at least to pretend not have watched it.
Yeah.
Scatman shows up, dead.
Yeah, immediately.
Which is pretty funny.
Yeah.
A bit of a joke, a bit of a laugh.
Yeah.
But he does...
So he gets up there on the bobcat, does he?
Which means that the other two...
Which does help the other two a bit.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it is part of the plot.
It's not like, here's a bit of a joke for you.
A black man dies.
But it is a part of the plot.
kind of funny
acts in the heart
I always forget
it's in the heart
as well
I always think it's in the
back
so when he goes
in the heart
I'm always like
Jesus
sure
he's dead
yeah it's very
great
it's uh
yeah
yeah
but it is
kind of funny
plot point
and the whole
film you see
these updates
of him
on his way
to save them
and then he
he can't
he just fails
it's funny
he does
he does the exact
same thing
in misery
yeah
oh really
he had a lot
of themes
Stephen King. A lot of his books were just
like, a famous writer
takes a lot of drugs and then
some weird things happen.
A famous sexy writer
with a big dick is getting
annoyed by his family.
Yeah. Yeah. His name was
Stefan Prince and he had a dick
the size of my next novel.
Let's get to the
most important part of this film, okay?
When he's running around, like a headless chicken,
you know, she loves to a room,
She sees a bear.
Well, I used to be giving fallatio to a man the suit.
Yeah.
Guys, why do you think?
That was the one scene that properly unsettled me.
I think I'd seen it before, but the first time I, like,
properly saw the film was in.
It is.
It's very unsettling.
But I think.
That was, like, the first thing.
And they're, like, really messy.
It has its root in the book, though, doesn't it?
Like, because.
Because it doesn't really explain what it is in the film.
But it's something to do with, like, they're used.
Oh, yeah, so it's just interesting that he kept that element.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, Brian, you know, I'm sure you've memorized it.
Is there something about like Swinger parties in the book?
I remember Swinger parties.
I don't remember the bear.
But, I mean, what's scary?
See, it wasn't a bear.
It was a dog.
He had him dressed like a dog in the book.
Oh, but then Kubrick was like, I here have bears the gay community so I can put two and two together.
Oh, sure, yeah.
Yeah, and then that's not supposed to be connected.
theory of the sexual abuse comes from because that guy's dressed like a bear and then like
bears show up like there's a picture of bears in Danny's room and then when he's been examined
by the nurse he's lying on top of a huge teddy bear so like people have made that like
thematic connection like that's Kubrick's way of conveying not only physical abuse but
sexual abuse at the hands of the alcoholic Jack Torrance again I think that's a great theory very
retinuous links, I would say.
What?
Yeah, James, this is a pretty good theory.
Hang on, Kevin, if you're one second.
What do you say, Brian?
I said this is a great theory.
You've completely brought back.
Like, you've redeemed yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah, I bet that's what you said.
Yeah.
Well, just so you know, we're reporting this
so I can listen back.
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, I think you're all over my eyes or two.
I'll tell you that.
I thought you'd stop them, James,
to, like, get him to repeat his accolades.
But, um, yeah, that's,
that is and the scene where he gets into Sydney does kind of feed into that idea that there's
something untoward this murderous madman yeah but um yeah i don't know and then so at what stage
where does the red rum scene come into it that was earlier that was much earlier yeah that's another
i guess forget about that we're past we're done i mean what we're gonna say is that yeah he says red rum
Well, it's murder in the mirror.
That's another pretty iconic scene.
He's got his weird finger talking.
It is a very iconic scene.
And it's also the most famous use of the mirrors,
but obviously mirrors are used a lot in this film.
They kind of symbolize showing the true intentions
or the true nature of the characters.
Like they're shown a lot reflected in mirrors
to show separation between them.
And also, like, you know, in the bar where Jack Nicholson sees the ghosts, he's in front of a mirror.
So it's like, we see the real dark underbelly of it.
There's always mirrors involved.
So the red rum thing is very iconic, but I can show to us for the twins.
He only actually had one girl and then a mirror.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah.
He just hired one.
That's cool.
I didn't know.
That's not true.
No, but that's, that's my theory, James.
I'm not the only one who can come up with TV.
Wait, it's not true.
It's not true.
It was two girls.
But it's not true.
He didn't just have one girl.
Oh, it's just a foolish.
Yeah.
I suppose, yeah.
I don't know.
Holding hands.
It's not the most of the fosters thing.
That's definitely something that gets done.
Like, you know, the fucking Winklevoss twins and social network.
Yeah, that's not a urge.
No, I'm an idiot.
I'll admit it.
I'm a retard.
Ha, ha, ha.
Fuck.
You know what?
when you hear film people talk
about like it's all smoke and mirrors
it's not literally smoking and mirrors
they use like fancy
computer generated technology
you watch the Irish man
that you smoke to make him look younger
yes yeah
they filled the room with smoke
so you couldn't see the Nero and you're like
I bet he's probably young
I'd imagine he's a bit 30
yet for some reason he walks like an 80 year old man
yeah
so where are we
now the run around the maze
it's all gone
mental just go back
to the bear thing though like
is there anything else to be said about it
apart from that theory
I'll tell you I looked up now the bear
that Danny has
well one of the bears in the shiny
is Winnie the Pooh
yeah
okay
and here's a fact
children who've been molested
sometimes hold their shit
what is
like literal shit.
Yeah, they'll shit in their hand a lot.
Okay.
Are you serious?
Yeah, that's true.
I don't know, but these are,
you're fucking stretch armstrong here.
Very tenuous links here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's my tier.
And I'm the asshole for saying Danny let him out of the fridge.
So, so the escape, so is this before,
I think it might be in the extended version.
Is it, or there's a scene where they're walking,
around the maze, Danny and his mother, and Jack is looking at it.
This is like, this is an hour before.
Yeah, so that's where he looks into the maze and he can see them running around.
But this time, he doesn't use that to try and find them.
I suppose it's not really...
He's not thinking clearly. He's not thinking I should use the magic maze in my writing
room to find my wife and kid.
Wait, what do you mean there? He's like, when he's looking,
down in the maze. I don't, then
when, I think it cuts to an aerial
shot of the maze, doesn't it? Like, I don't think
he can actually... It cuts between
the two of them, isn't it? He's kind of like looking down at
the maze smiling, and then it shows them.
It is like an aerial shot.
I thought it was not the idea that he's
seeing them in the maze.
Yeah, I never got that either. I think it is
just, yeah, but, uh, you know.
I don't know, I thought, because he looks, okay, maybe
he's just really happy to see that maze.
He's looking over it
very sinister like, and he's like,
Well, yeah, arguably
he is maybe seeing it in his
mind's eye perhaps, or like
imagining it, but I don't think he's actually
seeing it there in the physical
I don't know. I mean, this is a man who just got
served in imaginary drink by a ghost
barman. I think he could probably
could imagine a maze.
But no, maybe
he just liked the model.
So he doesn't use the magic maze
this time. He's autistic. That's what it is.
He just likes models.
He doesn't realize there's a real maze outside.
He's like, I really like it.
He loses his shit.
He sees the real mares.
That's what causes it.
It's like, holy shit, look at this thing.
He's trying to get into the fake one.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like, how do people see these things?
But, uh, so he's outside.
So they, they escape at a window and, like, go down this big thing of snow.
And then they're running around outside.
And he follows them into the maze.
just Danny. Danny gets out the window
not, not Wendy. Oh, sorry, yes.
Yeah. Yeah, we, yeah.
So to run around the maze,
everything's going to go mental. We're just, yeah,
there's not much you can say. He runs around the maze.
They jump in the,
the jump in the snow, snow buggy.
And, you know, Jack gets cold again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brilliant to end.
picture of a part of
4th of July 4th of July
think of that
oh yeah
all right
white man's bourbon
okay
well sure
then it says 1924
and Jack's in the picture
yeah
which
I guess
that you're just going to throw in
that twist at the end
that he's been there all along
yeah
yeah
interpretation of that. Delbert really does tell
him you've always been the caretaker
here and I should know because I've always
been here too. Yeah.
Yeah. But
that little bit at the end where it's like
there's a cross dissolve when it like zooms
into the picture and like for
a frame or two there's like a
little Hitler mustache on Jack
Nicholson's lip.
Oh yeah. I see that? Fucking that up now.
Yeah. Yeah. Well,
Okay, so like there's a lot of cross dissolves in this film.
So we first see kind of like a wide shot of the picture of like Jack Nicholson surrounded by all the people.
And then it zooms in closer to Jack Nicholson's face.
But it's done as a cross dissolve.
So you can kind of see the two images overlay at each other at once.
And for a frame or two, there's a little Hitler mustache and Jack Nicholson's lip.
People have pointed out.
Okay.
So he's literally, is this the connections of the Holocaust?
well there is that but then there's also like the typewriter it was like a german brand it was called adler
which is eagle in german apparently and obviously you know nazis but then the number 42 is used a lot in
the film like you see it a lot like written on whatever and 42 is when the nazis finalized their
final solution plan for the holocaust or whatever so like there are likeudes and like
Kubrick was very obviously fascinated with the Holocaust.
He had planned to do in a film called the Aryan Papers,
so he had read extensively about it.
And the whole theme of the film with the Native American genocide
is just like how the trauma-traumatizing effects of war and genocide linger,
you know, whatever.
That's, you know, a big theme of the film.
So, but I don't think, you know, he's necessarily saying
Jack Nicholson is Hitler.
it's just a cool little
I'm not sure
if it's intentional
on his part or not
but it's just something
that film geeks
have noticed over the years
the cross dissolve
shows the little
Hitler mustache
I'm talking to the picture
now
I got too excited
at first just typed in Hitler
and then you're like
Jesus
Jack Nicholson really looks
like this Hitler fellow
but then I put in the shining
Hitler mustache
I'm looking at
I don't think
that could not be
not unintentional.
Did you phrase that
I forgot halfway through what I even mean.
I think that was on purpose.
Kubrick wouldn't do that.
Yeah.
Again, it plays into Kubrick.
He was very meticulous and oversaw
every aspect of the production.
So when something is in there,
you kind of have to, you know,
with other filmmakers, you could go,
a bit of a coincidence, but with him,
He's, you know, it's harder to dismiss it, you know?
You know, it's funny.
You look up like Nicholson, Hitler mustache.
And the other way, always have related pictures underneath it.
Yeah.
The related pictures is Sam Neal.
What would happen if you've mixed Hitler and Jack Nicholson?
You get Sam Neal from Jurassic Park.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He doesn't even have a mustache.
Very strange.
That's him.
No, it's just his idea.
He doesn't look like Hitler at all.
It looks like Spider-Man.
He's that, oh, wait, actually, I suppose maybe...
He takes a while.
Yeah.
No, that's an accident.
I think that was not, not unintentional.
This is, I think that that's not, not couldn't be always intentionally on land.
This is just more people sucking off Kubrick's dick.
He accidentally, he tried to do it.
a cross fade, he messed it up
and everyone's like, it's Hitler
and the Holocaust. What did you? No, I
disagree. I think it's not
that he planned. It's not something
that he planned, but it's something that he noticed
I'm sure while they were
editing it and decided to leave it in.
I don't think it was
intentional to do it like that. I just thought,
oh, look at that. That kind of looks
like a Hitler mustache. Yeah, let's leave that in.
That looks good.
I don't know. I'll meet you
halfway, Larnie. I'll meet you halfway.
He looks like Mussolini.
You're just like, you're just like dedicated to the idea that Kubrick was a bumbling idiot who just like failed upwards.
Just because every thought I kind of like, yeah, everyone's like, oh, that shouldn't go there.
Oh, why is that character to do that?
They nitpick it and they make me look like a fool.
Every nitpick that like anytime anything doesn't make sense in a Kubrick film, people are like, he's a genius.
He can't do any wrong.
I'm just sick of the double standards.
that you should be as regarded as Kubrick is why you're saying.
Thank you. Yes. I, yes. I mean, I haven't actually made it.
That's why the awards. That's why, you know, Dublin's next top comic slash
Kubrick. Yeah. It's Dublin's next top Kubrick. I haven't had, I haven't made a film yet
because I'm too afraid that I won't be treated as well as Kubrick. So I'm defensive. I'm preemptively
same standard as Kubrick.
Yeah, and they should be.
I haven't done anything yet, but I know
that I will be great, better than Kubrick,
who was a fool and sloppy.
But I did like
Danny's Apollo jumper.
I will give him that. I thought that was pretty cool.
Yeah. Do you think that was
a non-landing?
Yeah, that's the
big one for the moon landing conspiracy.
People are like, look at
a rocket ship on his jumper.
that means he fake the moon land and was like is that what it means yeah i think that's what it means
but um yeah i was saying it earlier but like two days and morning like really does look it looks
way better than any of the footage from the moon but uh i went to see that in in the lighthouse cinema
there in dublin and i went in and uh you know the trailers playing whatever in those ads and
then the movie came on and it's playing the iconic music and i'd never seen it before but it was just
like this flicker and light and then a circle in the middle and that's kind of like how
it kind of went on like that for a few minutes i was like this isn't i know like this isn't
the film i know this is supposed to be like a bit of an out there film but this isn't something's wrong
and i went out and like said to the guy at the at the door and i've never been more like condescended to
in my life he was just like it's oh it's uh don't worry about it man it says and it's born
to space honestly it's a kubrick like it's uh and he was like i'm sure iron man will show up soon
you know, it'll be all fine. When did you go, sit yourself down,
did you pretty little face down, and I watched the Kubrick film.
This is a movie, this is a film. And I went back inside.
Where's the back man? When's he coming?
Yeah, do I need to see all of the Avengers to understand this?
We're going to just jump in. And then I went and sat down.
And then he came in, like, a couple of seconds later.
I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man, the cap is still on the camera.
And I've never been more vindicated. They left the fucking cap on the camera.
Oh, brilliant.
There was like 30 or 40 people in the screen.
presumably a lot of them had seen this film before,
and no one said anything.
Everyone just sat there and was like,
this is great.
They're all cowards.
Ironically enough,
Studdled like Spartacus and demanded
that the cap be taken off the projector.
The only reason I was so cautious about going out
is because it was like,
Kubrick probably bumble this as well.
This probably is the start of the film.
He probably left his cap on the camera.
He probably didn't even realize
and everyone was too scared
to say that this is shit.
but then the actual film played and it was it was very good I enjoyed a lot
yes yeah I would have loved to have seen it in the cinema I'd also love to see the
shining on the big screen that said that'd be a lot of fun yeah I think I saw them
both in the light I feel like most films I go see your films I've like seen before but on
my you know like I've watched them on my phone in my bed on a hungover Sunday which is
exactly how Kuiber contended it yeah yeah yeah I watched that 2001 on a portable
DVD player on
you're one of those
exercise balls
An exercise ball
Yeah
Well you mean like
You were on the exercise ball or the
Yeah I was on it
Bountable DVD was on the ball
No I was on it bouncing up and down
Okay
So I was like I'm going to lose a bit of weight here
Yeah
It was like you ruined zero ground
While educating yourself on film history
Yeah
I like this is class
Um
Well I've got a film history fact for you
Brian, you love
the start of
the opening scenes of The Shining
where they're driving up the avenue up to the house
for ages
the end, one of the multiple endings
of Blade Runner, you know, like
did you ever see the version with the happy ending?
Yeah. Yeah, they're driving up into the sunset
and he's like, robot, me, no way, baby, we're going to live
forever. That's the same footage. They reuse that
winding car footage.
So there's just...
Yeah, I did hear that, yeah.
There's two of them filmed in the car
and then the rest of the footage is the same
is a leftover footage from that opening
of the Shining.
Isn't it weird how, like,
isn't the horse,
all the horse stuff is from legend, isn't it?
Is it?
Yeah, I think the horse stuff,
I don't know, that's another movie
that probably deserves its own podcast,
but there's a lot...
We'll do that another time.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, the horse stuff is a bit out there,
but...
Yeah, there was no horse in the Shining
and that.
That's why it works, in my opinion.
I think, yeah, this is, although actually there's quite a few references to horses and Indians, but no actual animals, which I think made it much better.
No robots either?
Well, there is one theory that there was a robot freezer at that time.
Hey, yeah, right.
That's a callback.
That's why we win the awards, people.
the game.
Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah.
But yeah,
is there anything else,
Brian,
that you can say
or tell us
that we haven't really
covered?
I think we skimmed
over quite a bit there.
Yeah,
well,
look,
we kind of did,
you know,
obviously,
like,
yeah,
it's a very important
film and
the,
you know,
all it looks like.
But yeah,
I think that's all
we should bother
saying.
Stephen King
did his own
version.
That wasn't very good.
Okay.
I'd recommend
There's a mini-series.
Yeah, I'd recommend watch this for the weird CGI in it, very dated.
And then Dr. Sleep came out last year.
Don't bother watching it.
Did you watch it?
I did, yeah.
I watched the extended cut as well, like an idiot.
Yeah, so you went right in here.
Like, this is going to be great.
I watched the extra long version first.
Yeah, jump straight into the deep end.
But, yeah, it's not that great.
It doesn't really feel...
Like, it's worth it.
The only kind of interesting thing is they have the kid from E.T. playing Jack Nicholson.
Oh.
Okay.
They have a little cameo appearance from Jack Torrance with Danny Elyde playing.
Apparently for a few minutes, they were thinking about maybe D.E.D.
But Nicholson is like, nah.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like he probably wouldn't be too...
I feel like he'd be difficult to work with now.
on anything
I think
you could work with him
but you really have to
play ball with him
you know
they feel like
you'd write a script
and you'd be like
here's the lines
I'd like you to say
and he'd be like
these are the lines
I'm gonna say
and then that'd be
the end of the discussion
oh yeah
definitely
he wouldn't put up
with any Kubrick
girls around
yeah
yeah yeah
I want all the
scenes for me
to be sitting down
and my wife
is 70 years
younger than I am
I mean
yeah
That's all I have to say about
Don't really bother with
Maybe it's a novelty
Watch it one time
Yeah
Never look at it again or think about it
Don't think about it ever again
Okay
So as a horror film
Like what
Yeah
Are there any parts in The Shining
That are actually like scary
Now
Again
Can't we ask now
We're like yeah
Yeah
We're not that, but I mean, yeah, like, actually bits we are like, oh shit, this is, because the only two bits that, like, really freak me out is the old woman and the bear, but that's like, that's like a dude sucking someone off and an old woman.
Yeah, those are two, like, really normal things. Old women and a guy sucking a guy off. Like, that's why am I, why are those the two things that scare me in a film with, like, haunted twins and blood elevators and all this other stuff?
a man with, like a man, Jack Nicholson
chops down a door with an axe, and it does,
I don't even flinch. And then there's an old
woman, and I'm like, that I need to look away.
Because you've seen it parried it so many times, though.
Like, you, as you said before, like,
you've seen it from the Simpsons. You've seen
it countless times been
referenced and parrided. So, like,
you were very much desensitized
to it before you actually saw it, I would say.
That's probably true, yeah.
Macroning didn't have the stones to do the old woman scene.
Yeah.
a bit in doctor sleep where
because Danny's an alcoholic in it, all right?
And he wakes up after one night
stand with an alcoholic mother
and like the baby's crying
into the room and instead of helping
the baby just steals money from the mother and runs
away. That is pretty
I thought that was pretty
cool. That is funny. Yeah, yeah.
Is he like a real piece of shit as an adult?
Is he like a bad guy?
Yeah, but then he goes to AA like a fucking loser.
Oh.
then he's got
to fight his inner demons
and
what's uh
Jack
Jack Taran never fought his inner demons
he just killed his family
he played with them
he let him take over
he did
so again
so he's he's the first one
to break the cycle then is he
I won't reveal what happens
no no I mean sorry in The Shining
like his his
all the other caretakers
kill their families
but sorry he doesn't break the cycle
he only went to
fail he failed yeah he couldn't even get the job done yeah he fails yeah and also in the novel the hotel blows up so it's kind of gets it's
yeah the boiler isn't it boiler blows up yeah yeah so instead of burning alive he freezes to death it's like polar
opposites.
Really clever.
That's all I can say
about The Shining.
I think that was a good episode.
One final thing,
HBO are currently working
on a TV show called Overlook.
Oh.
Is it told the story
told from the hotel's point of view?
I think it's set in the 50s.
Okay.
Is that the Scatman?
Is that the Dick Halloran prequel
that you talk about? Or is it a different
the scatman movie got cancelled
oh i see
it's the shame want to see scatman
it is the shame
is it going to be set during when
like the when charles grady
or what like
we don't know
does it's okay
it's going to be
produced by
what's his name
jj abrams
oh yeah
I don't know why
you like a star wars film
he's every time I see his name
I get excited because I really
like Lost and then I
realized all of the stuff they shit
even the bits of Lost he did are quite shit
and all the films he's done have been pretty bad
well Gigi didn't read
yeah other people did lost he just kind of
I know yeah yes yeah he was pretty
he left Lost to go do
any Mission Impossible
17 he did one of the bad
Mission Impossible so yeah
I don't think he did all those bad Star Wars
and Star Trek's and yes
garbage
look I'll tell you what we're going to finish up there