Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 91 : The Shining with Kevin Larney
Episode Date: October 24, 2020This is an episode we had to record on Skype cause Ireland went into lockdown again, everything is a little more shite and the energy is down but please stay with us, we love you....
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                                        did a couple did a couple just not it's just it's just not the same it's basically like an online gig is basically like this what we're doing right now you're just talking shied into your computer with other people you know it's not there's no audience or yeah and look don't get me wrong fair play at everybody who runs them and stuff because i think you know comedians needed it just to have something but like it's just you couldn't compare the two really but that on an actual live gig is just not the same
                                         
                                        um yeah it's just a watered down version
                                         
                                        so um the shining directed in 1980 by staneland
                                         
                                        oh tool master of the segues i love it
                                         
                                        yeah oh i know shining
                                         
                                        guys do you like the shining i like the shining i love it
                                         
                                        i love it yeah it's it's one of those movies that
                                         
                                        probably like a lot of movies i definitely saw the simpsons version of it before i saw the film
                                         
    
                                        probably a good
                                         
                                        before.
                                         
                                        I think that's our entire generation.
                                         
                                        I think so, yeah.
                                         
                                        That show really is a lot to answer for.
                                         
                                        We know a lot of movies you watching
                                         
                                        are like, oh, the Simpsons parody
                                         
                                        was much better.
                                         
    
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        And it's actually ruined this movie now.
                                         
                                        I can't take it seriously.
                                         
                                        The Shining is still great.
                                         
                                        There's one...
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's the thing.
                                         
                                        The Shining, you know,
                                         
                                        it's not ruined in any way
                                         
    
                                        by the parody.
                                         
                                        That's just testament to how good the film is.
                                         
                                        But, yeah.
                                         
                                        There's one bit of,
                                         
                                        particular I'm thinking of in The Simpsons
                                         
                                        where they've got James Bond
                                         
                                        or James Bunn, I think they call him
                                         
                                        and he's strapped down to like a table
                                         
    
                                        and there's a laser, you know, like slowly
                                         
                                        going up the table towards his crotch and he like flicks
                                         
                                        a coin and it divides the laser and splits the
                                         
                                        cuffs and he runs off. And
                                         
                                        have you ever seen that for them? I don't know which one. I think it's
                                         
                                        a moon raker.
                                         
                                        And I finally... No, it's Goldfinger.
                                         
                                        It's a goldfinger. And he's
                                         
    
                                        strapped to the table and they're about to laser
                                         
                                        him and he just says like or uh go yeah he gives away the name of the uh the mission they're
                                         
                                        doing or something but he doesn't know what it means he just says a word and they're like whoa turn off
                                         
                                        that laser what do you mean explain yourself yeah like that's every case which is totally
                                         
                                        bitches i was like please i fucking suck your name please no laser me man please he's just it's such a
                                         
                                        fucking that was a big letdown but the shining not it just gives them like all the m i five
                                         
                                        documents here. Here's everything
                                         
                                        I got, please.
                                         
    
                                        Just let me go.
                                         
                                        Your name's location. That's a James Bond.
                                         
                                        I would watch. I would identify with that
                                         
                                        much more. If he was just like a pathetic
                                         
                                        little weasel who's just like
                                         
                                        that's the way he got out of all
                                         
                                        of his problems just like by wrapping out
                                         
                                        like the mission the whole time.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, exactly.
                                         
                                        Kill the girl, not me.
                                         
                                        I feel like that is his attitude
                                         
                                        though.
                                         
                                        yeah boy he hides it
                                         
                                        he does it with Scottish accent
                                         
                                        yeah yeah um
                                         
                                        I was really looking forward to a new Bond movie
                                         
    
                                        but now it's been delayed again
                                         
                                        but uh but I can tell
                                         
                                        this isn't this isn't the Shining
                                         
                                        this is a this is Bon talk
                                         
                                        the Shining
                                         
                                        uh although there's a new
                                         
                                        was there a sequel to that recently
                                         
                                        was that also today
                                         
    
                                        Doctor Sleeke yeah yeah
                                         
                                        but uh
                                         
                                        well how do you feel about the Shining Brian
                                         
                                        I love it
                                         
                                        But what I want to know is, would you actually do it?
                                         
                                        Would you stay in that hotel for that amount of time?
                                         
                                        I mean, we kind of are doing that now in lockdown.
                                         
                                        Yeah, kind of our entire lives are like a less cinematic version of the shining.
                                         
    
                                        You know, there's not the set design isn't as elegant and the cinematography isn't as good.
                                         
                                        But it is as depressing and sad for all of us.
                                         
                                        Yeah, and actually, they were in a big nice hotel.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        just in the gaff
                                         
                                        they were
                                         
                                        I mean
                                         
    
                                        how long is it again
                                         
                                        that he has to stay there
                                         
                                        like over the winter
                                         
                                        so
                                         
                                        yeah the whole winter
                                         
                                        it's yes
                                         
                                        it's about three months
                                         
                                        three to four months
                                         
    
                                        I'm not sure
                                         
                                        if they specify
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        it's probably nutty
                                         
                                        he has a TV
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        that's right
                                         
                                        and the typewriter
                                         
    
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        I taught
                                         
                                        for some reason I thought
                                         
                                        he had no TV
                                         
                                        or not in
                                         
                                        but now he's got
                                         
                                        TV bring some books
                                         
                                        so only 19
                                         
    
                                        is bringing the family
                                         
                                        that's the only thing
                                         
                                        he should have went up there by himself
                                         
                                        yeah by yourself
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        you got that annoying son
                                         
                                        wandering around
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        little daddy
                                         
                                        were that hysterical woman
                                         
                                        given it all that
                                         
                                        yep yep yep
                                         
                                        did you abuse our son
                                         
                                        excuse me miss
                                         
                                        I'm trying to write a novel here
                                         
    
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        I'd say Brian you got that
                                         
                                        no TV thing from the Simpsons
                                         
                                        no I didn't get that actually
                                         
                                        no good that's that's the line
                                         
                                        no use in that episode yeah yeah I get to you
                                         
                                        okay yeah
                                         
                                        no TV no beer
                                         
    
                                        yeah the shining doll
                                         
                                        it'd be so funny if Brian has made all of his
                                         
                                        notes on the Simpsons and he just doesn't
                                         
                                        get that the film exists
                                         
                                        outside of that world
                                         
                                        yeah I call Kubrick just guest
                                         
                                        directed an animated TV show
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        like a 10 minute segment
                                         
                                        of an animated TV show
                                         
                                        yeah when I watched the actual film
                                         
                                        I'm like where's Homer
                                         
                                        Wait, when does Willie show up?
                                         
                                        I don't remember Grounds Killer Keeper Willie having that tan.
                                         
                                        What's going on here?
                                         
                                        He's meant to be Scottish.
                                         
    
                                        This is all wrong.
                                         
                                        So, anyway, yeah.
                                         
                                        So anyway, The Shining, okay?
                                         
                                        So we start off with Jack Torrance, okay?
                                         
                                        And he's played by Jack Nicholson.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        this was not like the first choice was
                                         
                                        Nicholson but the backup okay
                                         
    
                                        if they couldn't get him
                                         
                                        was between Robin Williams
                                         
                                        Harrison Ford and De Niro
                                         
                                        now the trade there
                                         
                                        you know do it
                                         
                                        I think Robin Williams
                                         
                                        probably well no De Niro
                                         
                                        it's got to be De Niro
                                         
    
                                        De Niro is in the same class
                                         
                                        because this is like 1980 he's still doing
                                         
                                        really good work at that time
                                         
                                        Robin Williams is a bit too silly
                                         
                                        I wouldn't even rate Harrison Ford
                                         
                                        he would be a bit too like whatever
                                         
                                        I think I don't know
                                         
                                        I'm interested to watch
                                         
    
                                        like if there was like
                                         
                                        a reel of them doing auditions
                                         
                                        I'd love to watch it
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        well what was like what was Robin Williams
                                         
                                        doing around that time
                                         
                                        like coke
                                         
                                        a lot of coke
                                         
    
                                        1980 that's still
                                         
                                        Mork and Mindy isn't it
                                         
                                        Robin Williams like
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        he's doing
                                         
                                        He's doing Popeye.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I don't think, like, maybe later...
                                         
                                        I know, it's interesting.
                                         
    
                                        Shelly Deval played his wife and Popeye.
                                         
                                        Ah, there you go.
                                         
                                        She actually does look like,
                                         
                                        what a year that must have been for her.
                                         
                                        The Shining and then Papa,
                                         
                                        and she was definitely like...
                                         
                                        Have you seen her recently?
                                         
                                        Papa's going to make me.
                                         
    
                                        Everyone knows Popeye.
                                         
                                        No one's ever heard of Stephen King.
                                         
                                        What's Shelley Deval looking like now?
                                         
                                        Well, have you not seen...
                                         
                                        Not good.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
                                        She's had a full-blown mental break.
                                         
                                        down and she basically blames Stanley Kubrick for it.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Yeah, she actually, I'm looking at it.
                                         
                                        Look up Sally Duvall now. I am. No, I'm looking at her. She looks like the woman that attacks
                                         
                                        Jack Nicholson half, which read this film.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Well, Kubrick was like notoriously hard on her through the whole shoot because he
                                         
                                        wanted her to basically have a mental breakdown because it looked good in the film. He was
                                         
                                        kind of notorious for really fucking
                                         
                                        with his actors like that. Basically, he saw
                                         
                                        actors as props, I think.
                                         
    
                                        Good.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I mean, that's how you
                                         
                                        get good films. Yeah.
                                         
                                        We just have, what do you
                                         
                                        want, James? Just like 30 years of Popeye
                                         
                                        remix. We need
                                         
                                        directors to treat human beings like garbage
                                         
                                        so that we can have good things to watch.
                                         
    
                                        Well, I'm pretty sure Stanley Kubrick is the only
                                         
                                        film director in history to ever be mean
                                         
                                        to the actors, think. Everyone
                                         
                                        Hells acted very accordingly
                                         
                                        and were very pleasant.
                                         
                                        Yes, he's the one standard.
                                         
                                        And you know what? That's why he's the best.
                                         
                                        Everyone on the set of Transformers
                                         
    
                                        felt very respected and
                                         
                                        you know, yeah, anyway.
                                         
                                        Luck, we're getting off track. Let's get back to his show.
                                         
                                        Okay, so he decides to take
                                         
                                        a job, mind this hotel.
                                         
                                        Even though they tell him, look, hey, by the way,
                                         
                                        and it's not a big deal, but the last guy who did it
                                         
                                        murdered his wife and twins.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        But no big deal
                                         
                                        You still want to do it
                                         
                                        You still want to bring your family
                                         
                                        And Nicholson's like
                                         
                                        Yeah, of course, definitely
                                         
                                        Why wouldn't it?
                                         
                                        Of course, yeah, I'm not a
                                         
    
                                        Beep, I ain't no sissy
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        I'm not a Nancy ball
                                         
                                        Yeah, I'll do it
                                         
                                        That Nicholson in the past
                                         
                                        Had a little bit of an incident
                                         
                                        With Danny, his son
                                         
                                        Where you know
                                         
    
                                        Danny kind of put his arm the wrong way
                                         
                                        And got, you know, got dislocated
                                         
                                        And
                                         
                                        Yeah, you know,
                                         
                                        It's not Nicholson's fault.
                                         
                                        No, it happens.
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        The kid was being a real, a real wise ass.
                                         
                                        Real S-O-B.
                                         
                                        Yeah, it's been a real wiser.
                                         
                                        Hey, smart mouth, huh?
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, do they all right, do they allude to that really early, basically that
                                         
                                        Jack Nicholson is a alcoholic who, like, dislocated the son's shoulder or whatever?
                                         
                                        Yeah, Jack did a, in a drunken...
                                         
    
                                        done. Well, he's off to drink, yeah. Yeah. And in the book, they also say that he lost his teaching
                                         
                                        job because he didn't learn a whoopsie. Oh, like he attacked another kid. On the book,
                                         
                                        yeah. They don't say what it was? No, just say he got a little bit drunk and violent for the kid.
                                         
                                        Wait, Brian, did you read a book? Years ago, yeah. Oh, don't, oh, you nerd.
                                         
                                        Oh, but I bang the chick afterwards.
                                         
                                        okay I'll allow it
                                         
                                        sure no
                                         
                                        I read me on there for a second there
                                         
    
                                        seven
                                         
                                        I read it book
                                         
                                        and then 12 years later
                                         
                                        I banged a chick
                                         
                                        because that cancels that out
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        I'm just picturing you
                                         
                                        you're in there
                                         
    
                                        just been like
                                         
                                        have you ever read The Shining
                                         
                                        it doesn't matter
                                         
                                        it doesn't matter
                                         
                                        but um
                                         
                                        so they head to the hotel
                                         
                                        and they meet Scatman
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        Scatman Crothers
                                         
                                        is he
                                         
                                        and he is he the one to tell them
                                         
                                        that the previous tenants
                                         
                                        died or did they do tell him that
                                         
                                        in the meeting actually before he goes up
                                         
                                        yeah yeah like so it's the guy
                                         
                                        Olman is the guy who like owns
                                         
    
                                        the hotel and he sits him down and tells
                                         
                                        him everything that happened but then
                                         
                                        uh Dick Halleran
                                         
                                        played by Skadman Crothers he sort of
                                         
                                        shows around
                                         
                                        like Wendy and Danny
                                         
                                        and then he kind of sits Danny down
                                         
                                        and says look there's some wild shit
                                         
    
                                        popping off in this place
                                         
                                        yeah that's verbatim
                                         
                                        that's exactly what he does
                                         
                                        You were going to do
                                         
                                        O'Halloran
                                         
                                        What's his name O'Halloran?
                                         
                                        Oh, halleran.
                                         
                                        No, it's Dick Halloran.
                                         
    
                                        Dick Halloran.
                                         
                                        We're going to do a prequel series
                                         
                                        about him.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                        Really?
                                         
                                        Yeah, and then Dr. Slebe
                                         
                                        kind of filled the box off
                                         
                                        and they were like, nah.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I mean, it's such an unnecessary film.
                                         
                                        The Shining is such a classic.
                                         
                                        Why try to hinder its legacy
                                         
                                        with a piece of shit sequel?
                                         
                                        I need to know Dick Hale.
                                         
                                        Aaron's backstory.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I want to see him
                                         
    
                                        in the 70s
                                         
                                        slapping a few bitches.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        With his mind,
                                         
                                        he doesn't he have to use his fist?
                                         
                                        You see that one scene
                                         
                                        of his room
                                         
                                        and doesn't he have like some
                                         
    
                                        he's got a lot of
                                         
                                        foxy ladies
                                         
                                        hanging on his
                                         
                                        hanging on his wall.
                                         
                                        Yeah, he's got a groovy room.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Two black women,
                                         
    
                                        two naked black women
                                         
                                        on his wall.
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's the guy
                                         
                                        I wanted to know more about.
                                         
                                        I want to see a prequel.
                                         
                                        Where did those
                                         
                                        portraits come from?
                                         
                                        You know, where are those women now?
                                         
    
                                        The thing is,
                                         
                                        he's in a hotel.
                                         
                                        At that scene, that's a hotel.
                                         
                                        Did he bring those with him, or is he just staying in the coolest hotel ever?
                                         
                                        So he hangs him up when he gets in.
                                         
                                        Another weird thing about that film, if you actually re-watch the-
                                         
                                        If you re-watch the scene, there's four lamps in the bedroom.
                                         
                                        One, like, at each corner of the bed, basically.
                                         
    
                                        It's very weird.
                                         
                                        The whole layout of his hotel room is bizarre.
                                         
                                        But anyway.
                                         
                                        White and Kubrick meant
                                         
                                        It's kind of inside baseball
                                         
                                        It's just
                                         
                                        It's strange
                                         
                                        But anyway
                                         
    
                                        Whatever
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        It seems like a very
                                         
                                        Sensual hotel though
                                         
                                        It is
                                         
                                        It's very nicely lit
                                         
                                        But anyway
                                         
                                        Look where are we
                                         
    
                                        So they're
                                         
                                        He takes the job
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        They're in the hotel now
                                         
                                        And it looks
                                         
                                        It looks pretty nice
                                         
                                        He got loads of food
                                         
                                        And
                                         
    
                                        Damny's seen dead twins
                                         
                                        In his imagination
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        And
                                         
                                        Twins
                                         
                                        that's pretty hot
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        Danny's like
                                         
                                        I gotta get their phone
                                         
                                        and he's right now
                                         
                                        sweet little writer
                                         
                                        it just
                                         
                                        it would have been great
                                         
                                        if there was a scene
                                         
                                        like an animal house
                                         
    
                                        where Danny's climbing up
                                         
                                        the ladder
                                         
                                        just looking in at the window
                                         
                                        at the twins
                                         
                                        he turns around
                                         
                                        and looks at the camera
                                         
                                        and kind of raises his eyebrow
                                         
                                        you know
                                         
    
                                        yeah yeah
                                         
                                        Kubrick didn't want to have fun
                                         
                                        with it
                                         
                                        he was very serious
                                         
                                        all over
                                         
                                        yes
                                         
                                        yeah yeah exactly
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        and he should have had sunglasses the whole time
                                         
                                        we were cycling around on that tricycle
                                         
                                        and this is the 2020
                                         
                                        Red Bob
                                         
                                        So Jack
                                         
                                        as you're saying as a writer
                                         
                                        He's working on the project
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
    
                                        And he's trying to work on it
                                         
                                        And Wendy, his wife has been very chipper
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Yeah she's very like
                                         
                                        Oh we're just going to make the best of a bad situation
                                         
                                        Huh hon
                                         
                                        Why don't you get the fuck out
                                         
                                        out of my room, you bitch.
                                         
    
                                        He's, like, incredibly hostile
                                         
                                        to them almost immediately.
                                         
                                        There's no real progression
                                         
                                        of anger. He's kind of a dickhead
                                         
                                        from the very start.
                                         
                                        Well, that was great.
                                         
                                        He's a dickhead before it starts.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
    
                                        What's that?
                                         
                                        Because I think the whole, like, him
                                         
                                        dislocating Danny's arm.
                                         
                                        That happens, like, pretty soon before
                                         
                                        the events of the film. So isn't it, like,
                                         
                                        within... Oh, yeah. It was, like, a
                                         
                                        couple of months ago, I think. So she's, like,
                                         
                                        he's a violent alcoholic he's been dry for a couple of weeks i think the best thing this man needs is
                                         
    
                                        isolation isolation and me and his son slash victim
                                         
                                        yeah it's a good point um but what is that is that what were you saying about stephen king
                                         
                                        stephen king didn't like this film because he said uh um uh jack should have been friendly at the start
                                         
                                        he was too cold
                                         
                                        and then
                                         
                                        okay yeah
                                         
                                        Stephen King
                                         
                                        probably is with the benefit of like
                                         
    
                                        he probably sat down
                                         
                                        and watched that film
                                         
                                        was like no I don't like this
                                         
                                        I don't I don't know
                                         
                                        he should have been
                                         
                                        he should be friendier at the start
                                         
                                        and then someone was like
                                         
                                        is that how he written
                                         
    
                                        the book he's like
                                         
                                        oh fuck yeah I wrote this
                                         
                                        that man was so poked out
                                         
                                        he's really the only like author
                                         
                                        who can go see films based on his books
                                         
                                        and like be as surprise as anyone else
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        well like didn't Kubrick
                                         
    
                                        pretty much there is so much
                                         
                                        in the book that he basically abandoned
                                         
                                        and then he added
                                         
                                        all of his own stuff like the maize
                                         
                                        and the way it ends
                                         
                                        and everything like a lot of it was very different
                                         
                                        wasn't it? For the better.
                                         
                                        Yeah. I haven't read the book
                                         
    
                                        but I love the film so I'll agree.
                                         
                                        There's like statues moving around
                                         
                                        and stuff remember that?
                                         
                                        Is that where the famous
                                         
                                        is that book with the turtles
                                         
                                        all the way down? Is that
                                         
                                        that Stephen King one or is that it?
                                         
                                        That's eight.
                                         
    
                                        I suppose you've read all the books
                                         
                                        Brian cover to cover
                                         
                                        no there's a lot of them
                                         
                                        we read good for you yeah
                                         
                                        you're a dork
                                         
                                        Brian just admit it
                                         
                                        you're a dork
                                         
                                        I bet you shouldn't be on the podcast
                                         
    
                                        with two legends like me and Larnie
                                         
                                        we win awards baby
                                         
                                        you're out there reading books like a
                                         
                                        like a Nancy boy
                                         
                                        we're winning awards
                                         
                                        book reader
                                         
                                        I'll burn all the books for you
                                         
                                        I'll film it just to show
                                         
    
                                        what I'm cool
                                         
                                        excellent
                                         
                                        um but so he's he's in there he's straightaway he's in lloyd because he's kind of failed
                                         
                                        this is bullshit there's no drink here this is bullshit so he starts he goes to the bar okay
                                         
                                        and he imagines a barman
                                         
                                        lloyd yes and he actually calls his wife the old sperm bank
                                         
                                        well i'll interject
                                         
                                        some say that he's calling
                                         
    
                                        Danny the sperm bank. Have you heard that theory?
                                         
                                        Oh yeah.
                                         
                                        What? Tell me more.
                                         
                                        Okay. So yeah,
                                         
                                        you know, just having a problem with the old sperm bank upstairs
                                         
                                        and then he immediately just starts talking about
                                         
                                        how that he hit Danny or whatever. So it's like some
                                         
                                        fucking people are like, oh, that means he's talking about Danny.
                                         
    
                                        is like there's absolutely no logic behind the reasoning whatsoever but people just like to throw like there's so many weird theories about this film like obviously i'm sure you heard that whole moon landing thing and like this film really brings the crazies out of the woodwork but that's why you gotta love it you know although right so the moon landing thing i always thought that was mad but i saw it 2001 a space odyssey for the first time like maybe two years ago and yes and now i understand it i mean the moon the moon landing looked like dog shit compared to that
                                         
                                        for them.
                                         
                                        Enough of them came out.
                                         
                                        Two years before the moon landing, I think?
                                         
                                        Or, like, right after.
                                         
                                        Yeah, it was.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        So, I mean, I always thought it was just this.
                                         
    
                                        Like, I was like, why, why Kubrick is this mad?
                                         
                                        Like, it looks way better.
                                         
                                        I think he had to totally.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah, 100%.
                                         
                                        Well, what people say is, if it was by Kubrick,
                                         
                                        there wouldn't be any mistakes in it, and it would look way better.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        The fact that looks kind of shitty is, like, proof that's real.
                                         
    
                                        He just gave any...
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah, because...
                                         
                                        He bollocked Neil,
                                         
                                        Armstrong. That's why he was such a quiet man
                                         
                                        when he got back from the moon. He was just
                                         
                                        chastised by Kubrick.
                                         
                                        I don't know why
                                         
                                        he's got back from the moon as if Kubrick was like,
                                         
    
                                        yes, I'll do your film.
                                         
                                        I'll film the moon landing, but we actually have to do it
                                         
                                        on location because I'm an otter.
                                         
                                        And he made them go to the room.
                                         
                                        And there's a bit when Neil Armstrong
                                         
                                        turns to the cameras. It could go
                                         
                                        a bit of trouble with the old sperm bank.
                                         
                                        So he's talking to
                                         
    
                                        Lloyd. We kind of jumped a bit, though. This is a
                                         
                                        bit in now. We haven't, like, missed out
                                         
                                        on anything yet, have we? No, he
                                         
                                        kind of goes mad very quickly.
                                         
                                        Yeah. He's been asked him one
                                         
                                        question, he's like, that's it, I'm going insane.
                                         
                                        I'm making the choice
                                         
                                        to go insane. Time to hallucinate.
                                         
    
                                        So he goes to the bar, and
                                         
                                        he actually, like, puts his head down the counter and says,
                                         
                                        God, I'd sell my soul for a glass
                                         
                                        of beer. So then the ghost
                                         
                                        appears, so there's that kind of
                                         
                                        Faustian packed
                                         
                                        angle, you know, that it's
                                         
                                        a deal with the devil. He basically
                                         
    
                                        agrees to murder his family
                                         
                                        on behalf of the sinister
                                         
                                        elements of the hotel because he gets
                                         
                                        a nice glass of scotch.
                                         
                                        Very good. Very good. Very nice.
                                         
                                        They also used the words white man
                                         
                                        burden. Thank you so much.
                                         
                                        They used the words
                                         
    
                                        white man's burden.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, another element
                                         
                                        It's on an Indian burial ground, isn't
                                         
                                        course? Yeah, it's like they're
                                         
                                        it's built on an Indian
                                         
                                        ancient Indian burial ground. There's a lot
                                         
                                        of like Native American
                                         
    
                                        symbolism and iconography
                                         
                                        like all throughout the set design.
                                         
                                        So like people have said, you know,
                                         
                                        this is obviously a very strong commentary
                                         
                                        on the Native American genocide.
                                         
                                        And also about the Holocaust
                                         
                                        as well, people have kind of pointed out that there are a lot of things
                                         
                                        that alludes to that. But isn't that the whole
                                         
    
                                        theme of the film like past
                                         
                                        you know, histories of violence and trauma
                                         
                                        linger and
                                         
                                        affect, you know,
                                         
                                        the generations that follow.
                                         
                                        It's kind of like a big theme
                                         
                                        of the whole film, isn't it?
                                         
                                        Yeah, I mean, it's setting up the place
                                         
    
                                        as kind of bad vibes, man.
                                         
                                        Yeah, bad vibes, yo.
                                         
                                        You wouldn't want to take shrooms
                                         
                                        the Overlock hotel.
                                         
                                        No, but I do,
                                         
                                        I like the angle they went with
                                         
                                        where, like, he doesn't break a step,
                                         
                                        but Lloyd appears and offers him.
                                         
    
                                        Like, there's no,
                                         
                                        oh, what?
                                         
                                        A go-g-g-go-go-go-go.
                                         
                                        Like, he's just,
                                         
                                        he just goes with it
                                         
                                        he's very comfortable
                                         
                                        yeah exactly
                                         
                                        he doesn't spit up
                                         
    
                                        and then like
                                         
                                        ask Lloyd for scooby snacks
                                         
                                        he's just straight in
                                         
                                        no mess
                                         
                                        and here's a man
                                         
                                        who's offering me a drink
                                         
                                        I'm not gonna be rude
                                         
                                        and ask him
                                         
    
                                        where he came from
                                         
                                        let's just go with it
                                         
                                        are you an apparition
                                         
                                        am I going mental
                                         
                                        no you just want to drink
                                         
                                        keb you're right actually
                                         
                                        because like after that
                                         
                                        the next thing
                                         
    
                                        he sees like just a naked woman
                                         
                                        getting out of the bat
                                         
                                        And he's like, yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah, straight in.
                                         
                                        This is great, you know.
                                         
                                        She's not going to turn into an old date.
                                         
                                        And is, I don't know if I'm jumping ahead here.
                                         
                                        Does he go to that room because Danny told him he was attacked there?
                                         
    
                                        Or does he find it before that?
                                         
                                        James, do you know this?
                                         
                                        I'm, well, see, I think while he's going,
                                         
                                        there's like a bit of cross-cutting here, if I remember it rightly.
                                         
                                        So we see Halloran in his hotel room who's like,
                                         
                                        like he's shining, right?
                                         
                                        So he's picturing what Danny's picturing.
                                         
                                        And then it cuts to Danny and Danny's like having,
                                         
    
                                        he's got that little seizure face and he's got like spit coming out of his mouth.
                                         
                                        And then we see like fucking Jack Nicholson going into the room.
                                         
                                        So there's kind of a debate like is Jack actually going in or are we just seeing,
                                         
                                        you know,
                                         
                                        like a dream or like Danny kind of fantasizing or a shining or whatever.
                                         
                                        So there's a lot of,
                                         
                                        that's the whole thing about the film.
                                         
                                        Like there's so much,
                                         
    
                                        there's a lot of intentional.
                                         
                                        ambiguity put around it is like
                                         
                                        is this actually happening is somebody just
                                         
                                        fantasizing it you don't
                                         
                                        really know it's kind of
                                         
                                        that's the whole thing like the whole place
                                         
                                        the movie is a labyrinth
                                         
                                        and it's set in the labyrinth of a whole hell
                                         
    
                                        spit on his face you know
                                         
                                        the spit on his face
                                         
                                        sperm bank
                                         
                                        oh there you go yeah
                                         
                                        yeah yeah yeah yes
                                         
                                        there's another theory that the
                                         
                                        yeah oh yeah that he's
                                         
                                        isn't there an early scene where he's
                                         
    
                                        like lying on a bear
                                         
                                        and then
                                         
                                        at the end
                                         
                                        when the things
                                         
                                        say that the weird
                                         
                                        bear
                                         
                                        giving the man
                                         
                                        a blowjob
                                         
    
                                        is actually symbolic
                                         
                                        of the sexual abuse
                                         
                                        Danny has
                                         
                                        suffered at the hands
                                         
                                        of his father
                                         
                                        which to be honest
                                         
                                        right
                                         
                                        I mean there's a lot
                                         
    
                                        of stuff in this movie
                                         
                                        that like
                                         
                                        say I directed this film
                                         
                                        people would be like
                                         
                                        that doesn't make any sense
                                         
                                        you did
                                         
                                        oh my god
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        but like
                                         
                                        isn't there a whole thing
                                         
                                        about how that
                                         
                                        the layout of the
                                         
                                        the labyrinth
                                         
                                        doesn't make sense.
                                         
                                        Yeah, this is a bit.
                                         
                                        I love it.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Right, yeah, Brian, you love it and you fucking, you and all these film nerds get hard and
                                         
                                        like, he's such a genius.
                                         
                                        He made the set design.
                                         
                                        It doesn't even make sense.
                                         
                                        But if I made a set design, it didn't make sense.
                                         
                                        People are like, you're an idiot and a bad director.
                                         
                                        Like, you go out of one room and then there's a window that shouldn't be there.
                                         
    
                                        And everyone's like, Kubrick.
                                         
                                        Bravo.
                                         
                                        You're an o-tour.
                                         
                                        This is fantastic.
                                         
                                        Well, it is just kind of testament to how notorious he was for how meticulous he was for how meticulous
                                         
                                        he was, like, he was, like, anal
                                         
                                        retentive, obsessive, compulsive
                                         
                                        kind of guy, like, he was, he was
                                         
    
                                        sloppy and he had a good P-R man.
                                         
                                        That's all that this is.
                                         
                                        That's actually, I prefer
                                         
                                        that, I prefer that, yeah.
                                         
                                        You know, it's interesting as well as, it's, so this
                                         
                                        is right after Barry Lyndon.
                                         
                                        Yeah. So if you see
                                         
                                        Barry Lyndon, it's not really a mainstream
                                         
    
                                        film. It's a three-hour film about a guy
                                         
                                        slowly rising up the ranks
                                         
                                        in class and society. It's not exactly
                                         
                                        like, you know, it's not Star Wars.
                                         
                                        No. Yeah.
                                         
                                        So this was, this was
                                         
                                        Kubrick's attempt to be mainstream. The
                                         
                                        Shining is his attempt to
                                         
    
                                        a popcorn blockbuster.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I would say this film achieves it
                                         
                                        more than all of his other films,
                                         
                                        though. I think it does
                                         
                                        play like a straight psychological
                                         
                                        horror that has a lot of thrills
                                         
                                        for a mainstream audience, but then
                                         
    
                                        it works on a more cerebral level
                                         
                                        that you can kind of debate what
                                         
                                        he, you know, different things
                                         
                                        mean, etc. But just as a standalone
                                         
                                        you know, piece of
                                         
                                        entertainment, I think it works is, you know,
                                         
                                        definitely his biggest, most mainstream
                                         
                                        appeal type film. I don't know.
                                         
    
                                        Could be wrong. I just love it so much
                                         
                                        that... There's certainly less like
                                         
                                        lengthy, psychedelic shots
                                         
                                        of a baby in space. Like, it's more,
                                         
                                        you're right, like even if you're taking it apart,
                                         
                                        it is just a sort of interesting
                                         
                                        film. But
                                         
                                        yeah, I was reading
                                         
    
                                        about Barry Lyndon recently, actually. I think he was
                                         
                                        It was filmed in Waterford.
                                         
                                        And he was going to do a time piece about something.
                                         
                                        And then someone else did it so we gave up and did it.
                                         
                                        But I don't remember enough of it.
                                         
                                        The Aryan Papers, no?
                                         
                                        I don't know.
                                         
                                        I think that was a bit later, actually.
                                         
    
                                        I don't know.
                                         
                                        So at the time of The Shining,
                                         
                                        so this is supposed to be a big mainstream blackbuster,
                                         
                                        had there been any other Stephen King out of,
                                         
                                        that have done well
                                         
                                        before that, because
                                         
                                        that's not really... So, yes.
                                         
                                        Yeah. I'm just guessing
                                         
    
                                        maybe Christine and
                                         
                                        a few other things. Carrey?
                                         
                                        It was misery. Yeah, definitely, yeah.
                                         
                                        So, like, King was already the King of
                                         
                                        horror. That's why Cuberon picked
                                         
                                        the Stephen King novel, because he's, like, the biggest
                                         
                                        mainstream horror novelist
                                         
                                        you can find. Yeah, yeah.
                                         
    
                                        Cuberks, like, want to make some fucking
                                         
                                        dosh.
                                         
                                        this is me cash
                                         
                                        but a simple
                                         
                                        bubble gum movie
                                         
                                        for the masses
                                         
                                        I won't even
                                         
                                        bother designing the set
                                         
    
                                        properly
                                         
                                        I'm phoning this one in
                                         
                                        that's fucking
                                         
                                        in and out
                                         
                                        two weeks
                                         
                                        I'm just gonna let my brother
                                         
                                        do the architecture
                                         
                                        he's a bit simple
                                         
    
                                        but I owe mom a favor
                                         
                                        so I'll let him
                                         
                                        I'll let him do it
                                         
                                        yeah do whatever you want
                                         
                                        yeah do whatever you want
                                         
                                        I don't care
                                         
                                        Yes, guys, you're right.
                                         
                                        Carrie was the first adaptation of a Stephen King novel and then The Shining.
                                         
    
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Carrie was a big success.
                                         
                                        So I'd say he probably, you know, people were eager or like were very willing to allow,
                                         
                                        yeah, let's do another big movie about a Stephen King book and it'll probably hit big.
                                         
                                        Even back in 1980 will be like, it's written by, it's based on a Stephen King book.
                                         
                                        Nice.
                                         
                                        Let's go.
                                         
                                        bring my girl
                                         
    
                                        try the old popcorn trick
                                         
                                        yeah at the shining
                                         
                                        yeah like when you know that
                                         
                                        he's kissing old but you kind of fuck it up and you
                                         
                                        bring a bag of Manhattan popcorn
                                         
                                        instead of the box and like it just
                                         
                                        doesn't work as well
                                         
                                        trust me
                                         
    
                                        don't get cayenne pepper on your popcorn
                                         
                                        anyway
                                         
                                        so where are we now in the film
                                         
                                        we're going along kind of
                                         
                                        skipping a bit here. We're going along and
                                         
                                        he's becoming more and more mad
                                         
                                        and he goes back for another drink
                                         
                                        but this time the place is full. The ballroom
                                         
    
                                        is full.
                                         
                                        It's like a big 1920s
                                         
                                        elegant ball and it's full of people.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's
                                         
                                        great. The barman's back. He's getting
                                         
                                        another drink and then
                                         
                                        a waiter spills shit on him
                                         
                                        so he has to go into the bathroom. He cleaned
                                         
    
                                        off. Yeah.
                                         
                                        And that's when he
                                         
                                        meets finds out that the waiter is called
                                         
                                        Grady. Remember his name?
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yeah.
                                         
                                        He's the guy who killed his
                                         
                                        family. Or is he?
                                         
                                        I don't know. I thought he was until he said or is he.
                                         
    
                                        That really threw me.
                                         
                                        Well, no. See, when he first gets the job,
                                         
                                        right, Olman tells him that the
                                         
                                        previous caretaker Charles Grady
                                         
                                        murdered his family. But
                                         
                                        then the waiter that spills a drink
                                         
                                        on him reveals himself to be Delbert
                                         
                                        Grady and says that he's
                                         
    
                                        different person.
                                         
                                        So then that kind of ties in the whole theme
                                         
                                        of reincarnation that
                                         
                                        the evil manifests itself in
                                         
                                        repetition and like just
                                         
                                        personifies through different people
                                         
                                        or blah blah blah blah blah blah. You know what I mean.
                                         
                                        You know what I'm talking. I know what I'm talking.
                                         
    
                                        I think I was never picked up on that before.
                                         
                                        Yeah. He says he's
                                         
                                        Delbert Grady, yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, maybe he's just really made.
                                         
                                        Yeah, it's Delbert Grady, but he
                                         
                                        also killed his twins.
                                         
                                        yeah so two brady's killed two sets of twins
                                         
                                        coincidences so Charles Brady is a bit of a hack in comparison
                                         
    
                                        if you'll pardon the pun because he's very derivative
                                         
                                        of delt that that's why you want a competition he's a copycat
                                         
                                        yeah that's my award the awards baby yeah
                                         
                                        yeah and that scene is beautiful with the
                                         
                                        the red bathroom that's a
                                         
                                        I wouldn't mind having a piss in there let me tell you
                                         
                                        you feel so fancy
                                         
                                        you would
                                         
    
                                        you wouldn't
                                         
                                        I actually probably
                                         
                                        could go it
                                         
                                        walk in
                                         
                                        and I'd walk
                                         
                                        right back out again
                                         
                                        and I'd say
                                         
                                        you'd
                                         
    
                                        kill your children
                                         
                                        and go into
                                         
                                        a nice bathroom
                                         
                                        like that
                                         
                                        you would
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        you could wipe your
                                         
                                        bloody hands
                                         
    
                                        on the wall
                                         
                                        no one
                                         
                                        would even know
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        or if you had
                                         
                                        like a bladder
                                         
                                        infection
                                         
                                        pissing blood
                                         
    
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        didn't show up
                                         
                                        I don't
                                         
                                        what did you say
                                         
                                        Brian
                                         
                                        I was saying
                                         
                                        Kubrick's such a good
                                         
                                        he made the shitter
                                         
    
                                        look good
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        and he probably
                                         
                                        reduce someone to tears over making
                                         
                                        that bathroom look as good as it did
                                         
                                        and it was worth it.
                                         
                                        I hope so. It was.
                                         
                                        Brady, Delbert also uses the N-word.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah. He does.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Bad.
                                         
                                        Are you aware, Mr. Torrance,
                                         
                                        that your son plans to bring
                                         
                                        in a beep.
                                         
                                        A beep? That's right.
                                         
                                        Yeah. I'm not going to quote the full
                                         
                                        thing, but yeah, he does. He drops
                                         
    
                                        the N-baum. Yeah, that turned me off,
                                         
                                        Grady. Yeah. When he murdered,
                                         
                                        as twins, I was like, okay, all right, it's, it's contextual.
                                         
                                        Everyone has an off day, sure.
                                         
                                        Everyone was murdered in the twins right then, but then you dropped the end word and I was like,
                                         
                                        no, thank you. I'm out of here.
                                         
                                        No, thanks.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        More like degradey, because that word is not okay.
                                         
                                        Nice.
                                         
                                        I wish it had been a Def Jam comic back in the 60s.
                                         
                                        They would have loved that.
                                         
                                        They would have loved that.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        And then he says, he's a big.
                                         
                                        and then everyone will be like, I haven't seen that film yet
                                         
    
                                        and what's a beep?
                                         
                                        Yeah, well, like, I
                                         
                                        really hope anybody listen to this
                                         
                                        has seen the film because
                                         
                                        we're doing a very poor
                                         
                                        job of describing how
                                         
                                        rich and dense
                                         
                                        and wonderfully put together the whole thing is.
                                         
    
                                        We're just like, yes,
                                         
                                        and he beats a ghost and, I don't know,
                                         
                                        called the N-word or whatever,
                                         
                                        I don't know. And there's some little
                                         
                                        kid being a little prick.
                                         
                                        the kids we didn't even talk about the kids
                                         
                                        in physical friend who lives in his finger
                                         
                                        oh yeah Tony
                                         
    
                                        yeah which is a great name
                                         
                                        considering his name's like Danny Torrance
                                         
                                        and then his imaginary friends
                                         
                                        Tony it's a bit of a letdown
                                         
                                        I guess
                                         
                                        yeah yeah not much of
                                         
                                        imaginary friend but not much imagination was involved
                                         
                                        was there Danny no
                                         
    
                                        Danny is a real
                                         
                                        a real piece of shit
                                         
                                        yeah I'm not sure if
                                         
                                        we've conveyed this yet, but Danny's
                                         
                                        psychic, by the way. Yeah, he's a little
                                         
                                        freak. He's got weird
                                         
                                        powers. So
                                         
                                        you know, if anything
                                         
    
                                        Jack Torrance is doing right
                                         
                                        by beating the shit out of him, trying to
                                         
                                        beat the weirdo out of him, you know?
                                         
                                        Your little
                                         
                                        nut job.
                                         
                                        Hey, you straighten
                                         
                                        them out. I mean, Danny today
                                         
                                        he spent a long
                                         
    
                                        and fruitful life working as a manager
                                         
                                        of a regional bank. He had a wife
                                         
                                        and two kids. And
                                         
                                        he only dressed up...
                                         
                                        He just takes his medication every day and he's grand.
                                         
                                        He's fine, you know?
                                         
                                        He got into watercolors in his 60s.
                                         
                                        He's a well-rounded individual.
                                         
    
                                        So, Wendy, speaking of well-round individuals,
                                         
                                        Wendy finds what Jack has been working on.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                        And she doesn't appreciate his work.
                                         
                                        Yeah, which is a bit, like...
                                         
                                        It's a pretty good.
                                         
                                        it's an easy book to read
                                         
                                        I know you'd love it Brian it's really long
                                         
    
                                        well it's all work
                                         
                                        in no play makes Jack a dull boy
                                         
                                        and I bet you could actually sell that
                                         
                                        and be like no it's it's to
                                         
                                        calm your brain so you read that over
                                         
                                        and over again and it calms you down
                                         
                                        and if you sold it like that it would sell
                                         
                                        it yeah
                                         
    
                                        that'd be a good self-help book
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        I like as well how like it's in
                                         
                                        different formats as well
                                         
                                        like so somebody really had to meticulously
                                         
                                        type that over and over
                                         
                                        again like with different fonts
                                         
                                        different spacing and stuff
                                         
    
                                        yeah it's uh yeah
                                         
                                        he he didn't
                                         
                                        another
                                         
                                        no i think kubrick would stand over
                                         
                                        someone and make them do it and then shout at them
                                         
                                        them when they did it wrong and then at the very
                                         
                                        end go wrong do it again
                                         
                                        yeah yeah he'd make
                                         
    
                                        them do it for real to get that real
                                         
                                        like crazy intensity
                                         
                                        but um so like i think
                                         
                                        his whole he doesn't even try to write a book
                                         
                                        then he straight away much like
                                         
                                        he straight away was mad his like first sentence
                                         
                                        he's all working no play
                                         
                                        he's kind of like
                                         
    
                                        I suppose this is what we all learned during lockdown
                                         
                                        one like
                                         
                                        he can have all these ideas you're like if only
                                         
                                        I had the time if only I didn't have
                                         
                                        distractions of you know
                                         
                                        work and friends and
                                         
                                        modernity I'd write the great
                                         
                                        Irish novel and then
                                         
    
                                        you get stuck in lockdown and quarantine there's nothing
                                         
                                        happening and you still don't do anything
                                         
                                        he had yeah he wanted
                                         
                                        to write a book and he like that's the reason
                                         
                                        takes the job is so they can just have
                                         
                                        peace and quiet to himself to
                                         
                                        write, and then he can't do it because he's
                                         
                                        a fucking terrible writer.
                                         
    
                                        He just goes straight into it.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I feel
                                         
                                        like... Well, I would
                                         
                                        argue, Kevin, that all the greats
                                         
                                        procrastinate to some extent,
                                         
                                        you know, maybe some
                                         
                                        do their taxes, others murder the
                                         
                                        family. I mean, every
                                         
    
                                        writer has their own process, you know?
                                         
                                        You have to learn to respect it.
                                         
                                        That is true. Who am I to laugh at this
                                         
                                        brocy. He did produce that great
                                         
                                        the great work
                                         
                                        all work and no play
                                         
                                        one of the great
                                         
                                        American novels.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah. So Jack
                                         
                                        finds Wendy and he threatens
                                         
                                        to bash her brains in.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        And then Wendy puts him in a fridge.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        You're really, you nailed it.
                                         
                                        That just encapsulated the whole thing.
                                         
                                        pretty much what happens.
                                         
                                        That's exactly what happens.
                                         
                                        Nothing else to really
                                         
                                        delve into there.
                                         
                                        There's a very unsettling scene
                                         
                                        that kind of, I guess it plays into the
                                         
    
                                        whole what he might have done to
                                         
                                        Danny when Danny goes up to the room
                                         
                                        and like Jack's supposed to be sleeping
                                         
                                        and he calls him over to sit in his lap.
                                         
                                        That's, maybe it's because I was watching
                                         
                                        it kind of having read these things or
                                         
                                        I don't know, but there's something really
                                         
                                        unsettling about that, even though like
                                         
    
                                        nothing. Very unsettling. Yeah.
                                         
                                        Like, even though the music that's playing is, like, intentionally very unsettling.
                                         
                                        You think at any minute he could, like, pick him up and throw him out the window.
                                         
                                        And just even the way that he interacts with his son, you know, he's kind of speaking, like, there's a real malevolence in his eyes or something.
                                         
                                        It is, it's very unsettling.
                                         
                                        You get to sense he could hit him any seconds.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        And you want him to.
                                         
    
                                        That's what scares you most.
                                         
                                        You want to see it.
                                         
                                        Like, yeah, do it.
                                         
                                        Do it, Jack.
                                         
                                        Show him his boss.
                                         
                                        Who wears the trousers in this hotel?
                                         
                                        I'm about to show you as I take my belt off, you little tramp.
                                         
                                        Well, sorry, I kind of...
                                         
    
                                        Jack's in the fridge.
                                         
                                        Jack's in a fridge.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        And he talks and goats and they open the door for him.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        At least we think so.
                                         
                                        Or do they?
                                         
                                        You don't actually door opening.
                                         
    
                                        We just hear the noise of it opening.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        There's a theory that Danny actually opens the door.
                                         
                                        because he's more consciously
                                         
                                        murdering his father than he lets
                                         
                                        on.
                                         
                                        But again, that's just
                                         
                                        yeah, no, that is definitely
                                         
    
                                        a theory that people put out there, like,
                                         
                                        because Danny obviously through the ability
                                         
                                        of shining, he sees
                                         
                                        what his father is going to do.
                                         
                                        So in order to protect his mother
                                         
                                        and himself, I think he knows
                                         
                                        about learning him out into the maze.
                                         
                                        Again, another theory, no way
                                         
    
                                        to corroborate. It's just kind of
                                         
                                        that's a pretty stupid plan.
                                         
                                        James, if you're going to, like, I can see
                                         
                                        that my father's going to murder my
                                         
                                        mother, and he's currently locked in a freezer.
                                         
                                        I'll let him out, and then wait for him
                                         
                                        to get trapped in another place, and
                                         
                                        then kill him. Why wouldn't he just fucking leave him in the
                                         
    
                                        freezer? You're right. It's a good point.
                                         
                                        It is very flawed logic.
                                         
                                        Again, that's not my theory.
                                         
                                        I, you're very, very
                                         
                                        astute, Kevin.
                                         
                                        He made me look like a dickhead. Well done.
                                         
                                        Oh, here he comes.
                                         
                                        Delvin's next top comic, 2020.
                                         
    
                                        thinks he can shit on
                                         
                                        2019 because I'm
                                         
                                        an old dog
                                         
                                        out of the old
                                         
                                        you're part of the old family
                                         
                                        boy I'm fucking putting you out to
                                         
                                        pasture the old school
                                         
                                        you're yeah
                                         
    
                                        you're kicking in the doors
                                         
                                        to show this old man
                                         
                                        how it's done
                                         
                                        and then Brian's going to come
                                         
                                        along in January 2020
                                         
                                        and be like
                                         
                                        this near your farts
                                         
                                        this is what really happened
                                         
    
                                        I read a book
                                         
                                        yeah y'all do you even know
                                         
                                        that that movie
                                         
                                        was based on his book.
                                         
                                        Is there anything to be said about the fact
                                         
                                        that he's, yeah, he's trapped in a freezer,
                                         
                                        a cold place, some would say.
                                         
                                        And then at the end, he's trapped in a maze
                                         
    
                                        and freezes the death.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Maybe.
                                         
                                        He's trapped in two cool places.
                                         
                                        That's all I got.
                                         
                                        To try, Terry,
                                         
                                        and then a park.
                                         
                                        No, no, it's a fair theory and James's theory.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        It's not my theory, dickhead.
                                         
                                        It's one of the many theories put out there,
                                         
                                        which you would know if you did your fucking research,
                                         
                                        you tramp.
                                         
                                        keep her mouth shut
                                         
                                        until somebody's
                                         
                                        talk to you.
                                         
    
                                        No, it's funny.
                                         
                                        I was listening to one podcast
                                         
                                        about The Shining
                                         
                                        and they said
                                         
                                        that the scene of the ghosts
                                         
                                        opening the door
                                         
                                        is the only supernatural thing
                                         
                                        that happens in the film.
                                         
    
                                        Yes, that's what I was going to say
                                         
                                        and they completely forgot
                                         
                                        about the whole shining aspect.
                                         
                                        Well, that's the only time
                                         
                                        where like the ghosts
                                         
                                        where it's sort of like
                                         
                                        the lines properly cross over
                                         
                                        between the supernatural doing stuff.
                                         
    
                                        Apart from the fact
                                         
                                        that the kid can
                                         
                                        telepathetic communicate. It's a random food. Psychic powers
                                         
                                        through the whole film. Yeah, but that's not... Well, you could make the argument that the
                                         
                                        psychic powers are really just like, you know, mental illness, schizophrenic
                                         
                                        delusions, you know, you could argue that. I think if like, if you took that
                                         
                                        kid to a psychiatrist, that's what they would say. So for the skeptics,
                                         
                                        they kind of have that. Whereas like that one bit where the ghosts
                                         
    
                                        let them out of the fridge really is like the one proper... This is a
                                         
                                        supernatural element and can't be experienced.
                                         
                                        playing any other way. Yeah, there's no other way
                                         
                                        you could have got out there, apart from. I think
                                         
                                        Daniel... Or if Danny let him out.
                                         
                                        And they do
                                         
                                        I would just like to say
                                         
                                        it wasn't my theory. You guys are
                                         
    
                                        really like, there's a lot of resentment
                                         
                                        and contempt coming from both
                                         
                                        of you. It's like, Danny didn't let him out
                                         
                                        James, your retard. It's like, I didn't
                                         
                                        say he did. I just said
                                         
                                        that that's a theory.
                                         
                                        But I'm doing a Harvard citation of this conversation
                                         
                                        later on. I just need to like
                                         
    
                                        take note of the time and date.
                                         
                                        the James Caden theory.
                                         
                                        I don't know if Jamescadden Theories.com.
                                         
                                        I don't know if that domain's been taken already,
                                         
                                        but I'll be putting up some hot...
                                         
                                        It has.
                                         
                                        Yeah, it is.
                                         
                                        By me, actually,
                                         
    
                                        I tried to tie in JFK and 9-11
                                         
                                        to the moon landing conspiracy
                                         
                                        and implicate Kubrick in all of them.
                                         
                                        And no, it's not a very popular website.
                                         
                                        I'll just say that.
                                         
                                        It just says Kubrick did it all.
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        okay so the ghosts let
                                         
    
                                        jack out of the fridge
                                         
                                        yeah jack gets an axe and starts
                                         
                                        run around the place going wild
                                         
                                        and then he starts smashing the door
                                         
                                        while Wendy and Danny are trying to get out
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        interesting facts okay
                                         
                                        one they first use a fake door
                                         
    
                                        and Jack smashed it too quickly
                                         
                                        because he used to be a volunteer fireman
                                         
                                        oh yeah
                                         
                                        so instead he was a real door
                                         
                                        I mean, yeah, I guess why not?
                                         
                                        I suppose if you're doing multiple takes,
                                         
                                        that's a lot of doors to go through, but...
                                         
                                        It's not onto Jack.
                                         
    
                                        Jack's used of breaking down doors and frightening women.
                                         
                                        Yeah, he's a volunteer of fireman
                                         
                                        and a bit of a drunk.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        And also the here's Johnny line was improvised.
                                         
                                        That's true, yeah, ad-lib did, yeah.
                                         
                                        Pretty iconic line.
                                         
                                        indeed yeah well it was already very well known because of it's was it ed McMahon that's how he
                                         
    
                                        announced johnny carson on the tonight show here's johnny here's johnny um yeah apparently
                                         
                                        kubrick was like unaware of that which i don't know how true that is but that's why he left it in
                                         
                                        the film because he had never watched johnny carson apparently so he never put two to it together
                                         
                                        huh that seems like a very kubrick thing to like not watched uh yeah yeah exactly
                                         
                                        Or at least to pretend not have watched it.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Scatman shows up, dead.
                                         
                                        Yeah, immediately.
                                         
    
                                        Which is pretty funny.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        A bit of a joke, a bit of a laugh.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        But he does...
                                         
                                        So he gets up there on the bobcat, does he?
                                         
                                        Which means that the other two...
                                         
                                        Which does help the other two a bit.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, I mean, it is part of the plot.
                                         
                                        It's not like, here's a bit of a joke for you.
                                         
                                        A black man dies.
                                         
                                        But it is a part of the plot.
                                         
                                        kind of funny
                                         
                                        acts in the heart
                                         
                                        I always forget
                                         
    
                                        it's in the heart
                                         
                                        as well
                                         
                                        I always think it's in the
                                         
                                        back
                                         
                                        so when he goes
                                         
                                        in the heart
                                         
                                        I'm always like
                                         
                                        Jesus
                                         
    
                                        sure
                                         
                                        he's dead
                                         
                                        yeah it's very
                                         
                                        great
                                         
                                        it's uh
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        but it is
                                         
    
                                        kind of funny
                                         
                                        plot point
                                         
                                        and the whole
                                         
                                        film you see
                                         
                                        these updates
                                         
                                        of him
                                         
                                        on his way
                                         
                                        to save them
                                         
    
                                        and then he
                                         
                                        he can't
                                         
                                        he just fails
                                         
                                        it's funny
                                         
                                        he does
                                         
                                        he does the exact
                                         
                                        same thing
                                         
                                        in misery
                                         
    
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        oh really
                                         
                                        he had a lot
                                         
                                        of themes
                                         
                                        Stephen King. A lot of his books were just
                                         
                                        like, a famous writer
                                         
                                        takes a lot of drugs and then
                                         
                                        some weird things happen.
                                         
    
                                        A famous sexy writer
                                         
                                        with a big dick is getting
                                         
                                        annoyed by his family.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yeah. His name was
                                         
                                        Stefan Prince and he had a dick
                                         
                                        the size of my next novel.
                                         
                                        Let's get to the
                                         
                                        most important part of this film, okay?
                                         
    
                                        When he's running around, like a headless chicken,
                                         
                                        you know, she loves to a room,
                                         
                                        She sees a bear.
                                         
                                        Well, I used to be giving fallatio to a man the suit.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Guys, why do you think?
                                         
                                        That was the one scene that properly unsettled me.
                                         
                                        I think I'd seen it before, but the first time I, like,
                                         
    
                                        properly saw the film was in.
                                         
                                        It is.
                                         
                                        It's very unsettling.
                                         
                                        But I think.
                                         
                                        That was, like, the first thing.
                                         
                                        And they're, like, really messy.
                                         
                                        It has its root in the book, though, doesn't it?
                                         
                                        Like, because.
                                         
    
                                        Because it doesn't really explain what it is in the film.
                                         
                                        But it's something to do with, like, they're used.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah, so it's just interesting that he kept that element.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, Brian, you know, I'm sure you've memorized it.
                                         
                                        Is there something about like Swinger parties in the book?
                                         
                                        I remember Swinger parties.
                                         
                                        I don't remember the bear.
                                         
    
                                        But, I mean, what's scary?
                                         
                                        See, it wasn't a bear.
                                         
                                        It was a dog.
                                         
                                        He had him dressed like a dog in the book.
                                         
                                        Oh, but then Kubrick was like, I here have bears the gay community so I can put two and two together.
                                         
                                        Oh, sure, yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah, and then that's not supposed to be connected.
                                         
                                        theory of the sexual abuse comes from because that guy's dressed like a bear and then like
                                         
    
                                        bears show up like there's a picture of bears in Danny's room and then when he's been examined
                                         
                                        by the nurse he's lying on top of a huge teddy bear so like people have made that like
                                         
                                        thematic connection like that's Kubrick's way of conveying not only physical abuse but
                                         
                                        sexual abuse at the hands of the alcoholic Jack Torrance again I think that's a great theory very
                                         
                                        retinuous links, I would say.
                                         
                                        What?
                                         
                                        Yeah, James, this is a pretty good theory.
                                         
                                        Hang on, Kevin, if you're one second.
                                         
    
                                        What do you say, Brian?
                                         
                                        I said this is a great theory.
                                         
                                        You've completely brought back.
                                         
                                        Like, you've redeemed yourself.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I bet that's what you said.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, just so you know, we're reporting this
                                         
    
                                        so I can listen back.
                                         
                                        Yeah, actually.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I think you're all over my eyes or two.
                                         
                                        I'll tell you that.
                                         
                                        I thought you'd stop them, James,
                                         
                                        to, like, get him to repeat his accolades.
                                         
                                        But, um, yeah, that's,
                                         
                                        that is and the scene where he gets into Sydney does kind of feed into that idea that there's
                                         
    
                                        something untoward this murderous madman yeah but um yeah i don't know and then so at what stage
                                         
                                        where does the red rum scene come into it that was earlier that was much earlier yeah that's another
                                         
                                        i guess forget about that we're past we're done i mean what we're gonna say is that yeah he says red rum
                                         
                                        Well, it's murder in the mirror.
                                         
                                        That's another pretty iconic scene.
                                         
                                        He's got his weird finger talking.
                                         
                                        It is a very iconic scene.
                                         
                                        And it's also the most famous use of the mirrors,
                                         
    
                                        but obviously mirrors are used a lot in this film.
                                         
                                        They kind of symbolize showing the true intentions
                                         
                                        or the true nature of the characters.
                                         
                                        Like they're shown a lot reflected in mirrors
                                         
                                        to show separation between them.
                                         
                                        And also, like, you know, in the bar where Jack Nicholson sees the ghosts, he's in front of a mirror.
                                         
                                        So it's like, we see the real dark underbelly of it.
                                         
                                        There's always mirrors involved.
                                         
    
                                        So the red rum thing is very iconic, but I can show to us for the twins.
                                         
                                        He only actually had one girl and then a mirror.
                                         
                                        Is that right?
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        He just hired one.
                                         
                                        That's cool.
                                         
                                        I didn't know.
                                         
                                        That's not true.
                                         
    
                                        No, but that's, that's my theory, James.
                                         
                                        I'm not the only one who can come up with TV.
                                         
                                        Wait, it's not true.
                                         
                                        It's not true.
                                         
                                        It was two girls.
                                         
                                        But it's not true.
                                         
                                        He didn't just have one girl.
                                         
                                        Oh, it's just a foolish.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I suppose, yeah.
                                         
                                        I don't know.
                                         
                                        Holding hands.
                                         
                                        It's not the most of the fosters thing.
                                         
                                        That's definitely something that gets done.
                                         
                                        Like, you know, the fucking Winklevoss twins and social network.
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's not a urge.
                                         
    
                                        No, I'm an idiot.
                                         
                                        I'll admit it.
                                         
                                        I'm a retard.
                                         
                                        Ha, ha, ha.
                                         
                                        Fuck.
                                         
                                        You know what?
                                         
                                        when you hear film people talk
                                         
                                        about like it's all smoke and mirrors
                                         
    
                                        it's not literally smoking and mirrors
                                         
                                        they use like fancy
                                         
                                        computer generated technology
                                         
                                        you watch the Irish man
                                         
                                        that you smoke to make him look younger
                                         
                                        yes yeah
                                         
                                        they filled the room with smoke
                                         
                                        so you couldn't see the Nero and you're like
                                         
    
                                        I bet he's probably young
                                         
                                        I'd imagine he's a bit 30
                                         
                                        yet for some reason he walks like an 80 year old man
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        so where are we
                                         
                                        now the run around the maze
                                         
                                        it's all gone
                                         
                                        mental just go back
                                         
    
                                        to the bear thing though like
                                         
                                        is there anything else to be said about it
                                         
                                        apart from that theory
                                         
                                        I'll tell you I looked up now the bear
                                         
                                        that Danny has
                                         
                                        well one of the bears in the shiny
                                         
                                        is Winnie the Pooh
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        okay
                                         
                                        and here's a fact
                                         
                                        children who've been molested
                                         
                                        sometimes hold their shit
                                         
                                        what is
                                         
                                        like literal shit.
                                         
                                        Yeah, they'll shit in their hand a lot.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        Are you serious?
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's true.
                                         
                                        I don't know, but these are,
                                         
                                        you're fucking stretch armstrong here.
                                         
                                        Very tenuous links here.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, that's my tier.
                                         
                                        And I'm the asshole for saying Danny let him out of the fridge.
                                         
    
                                        So, so the escape, so is this before,
                                         
                                        I think it might be in the extended version.
                                         
                                        Is it, or there's a scene where they're walking,
                                         
                                        around the maze, Danny and his mother, and Jack is looking at it.
                                         
                                        This is like, this is an hour before.
                                         
                                        Yeah, so that's where he looks into the maze and he can see them running around.
                                         
                                        But this time, he doesn't use that to try and find them.
                                         
                                        I suppose it's not really...
                                         
    
                                        He's not thinking clearly. He's not thinking I should use the magic maze in my writing
                                         
                                        room to find my wife and kid.
                                         
                                        Wait, what do you mean there? He's like, when he's looking,
                                         
                                        down in the maze. I don't, then
                                         
                                        when, I think it cuts to an aerial
                                         
                                        shot of the maze, doesn't it? Like, I don't think
                                         
                                        he can actually... It cuts between
                                         
                                        the two of them, isn't it? He's kind of like looking down at
                                         
    
                                        the maze smiling, and then it shows them.
                                         
                                        It is like an aerial shot.
                                         
                                        I thought it was not the idea that he's
                                         
                                        seeing them in the maze.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I never got that either. I think it is
                                         
                                        just, yeah, but, uh, you know.
                                         
                                        I don't know, I thought, because he looks, okay, maybe
                                         
                                        he's just really happy to see that maze.
                                         
    
                                        He's looking over it
                                         
                                        very sinister like, and he's like,
                                         
                                        Well, yeah, arguably
                                         
                                        he is maybe seeing it in his
                                         
                                        mind's eye perhaps, or like
                                         
                                        imagining it, but I don't think he's actually
                                         
                                        seeing it there in the physical
                                         
                                        I don't know. I mean, this is a man who just got
                                         
    
                                        served in imaginary drink by a ghost
                                         
                                        barman. I think he could probably
                                         
                                        could imagine a maze.
                                         
                                        But no, maybe
                                         
                                        he just liked the model.
                                         
                                        So he doesn't use the magic maze
                                         
                                        this time. He's autistic. That's what it is.
                                         
                                        He just likes models.
                                         
    
                                        He doesn't realize there's a real maze outside.
                                         
                                        He's like, I really like it.
                                         
                                        He loses his shit.
                                         
                                        He sees the real mares.
                                         
                                        That's what causes it.
                                         
                                        It's like, holy shit, look at this thing.
                                         
                                        He's trying to get into the fake one.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, it's like, how do people see these things?
                                         
                                        But, uh, so he's outside.
                                         
                                        So they, they escape at a window and, like, go down this big thing of snow.
                                         
                                        And then they're running around outside.
                                         
                                        And he follows them into the maze.
                                         
                                        just Danny. Danny gets out the window
                                         
                                        not, not Wendy. Oh, sorry, yes.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yeah, we, yeah.
                                         
    
                                        So to run around the maze,
                                         
                                        everything's going to go mental. We're just, yeah,
                                         
                                        there's not much you can say. He runs around the maze.
                                         
                                        They jump in the,
                                         
                                        the jump in the snow, snow buggy.
                                         
                                        And, you know, Jack gets cold again.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        Brilliant to end.
                                         
                                        picture of a part of
                                         
                                        4th of July 4th of July
                                         
                                        think of that
                                         
                                        oh yeah
                                         
                                        all right
                                         
                                        white man's bourbon
                                         
                                        okay
                                         
    
                                        well sure
                                         
                                        then it says 1924
                                         
                                        and Jack's in the picture
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        which
                                         
                                        I guess
                                         
                                        that you're just going to throw in
                                         
                                        that twist at the end
                                         
    
                                        that he's been there all along
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        interpretation of that. Delbert really does tell
                                         
                                        him you've always been the caretaker
                                         
                                        here and I should know because I've always
                                         
                                        been here too. Yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah. But
                                         
    
                                        that little bit at the end where it's like
                                         
                                        there's a cross dissolve when it like zooms
                                         
                                        into the picture and like for
                                         
                                        a frame or two there's like a
                                         
                                        little Hitler mustache on Jack
                                         
                                        Nicholson's lip.
                                         
                                        Oh yeah. I see that? Fucking that up now.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yeah. Well,
                                         
    
                                        Okay, so like there's a lot of cross dissolves in this film.
                                         
                                        So we first see kind of like a wide shot of the picture of like Jack Nicholson surrounded by all the people.
                                         
                                        And then it zooms in closer to Jack Nicholson's face.
                                         
                                        But it's done as a cross dissolve.
                                         
                                        So you can kind of see the two images overlay at each other at once.
                                         
                                        And for a frame or two, there's a little Hitler mustache and Jack Nicholson's lip.
                                         
                                        People have pointed out.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        So he's literally, is this the connections of the Holocaust?
                                         
                                        well there is that but then there's also like the typewriter it was like a german brand it was called adler
                                         
                                        which is eagle in german apparently and obviously you know nazis but then the number 42 is used a lot in
                                         
                                        the film like you see it a lot like written on whatever and 42 is when the nazis finalized their
                                         
                                        final solution plan for the holocaust or whatever so like there are likeudes and like
                                         
                                        Kubrick was very obviously fascinated with the Holocaust.
                                         
                                        He had planned to do in a film called the Aryan Papers,
                                         
                                        so he had read extensively about it.
                                         
    
                                        And the whole theme of the film with the Native American genocide
                                         
                                        is just like how the trauma-traumatizing effects of war and genocide linger,
                                         
                                        you know, whatever.
                                         
                                        That's, you know, a big theme of the film.
                                         
                                        So, but I don't think, you know, he's necessarily saying
                                         
                                        Jack Nicholson is Hitler.
                                         
                                        it's just a cool little
                                         
                                        I'm not sure
                                         
    
                                        if it's intentional
                                         
                                        on his part or not
                                         
                                        but it's just something
                                         
                                        that film geeks
                                         
                                        have noticed over the years
                                         
                                        the cross dissolve
                                         
                                        shows the little
                                         
                                        Hitler mustache
                                         
    
                                        I'm talking to the picture
                                         
                                        now
                                         
                                        I got too excited
                                         
                                        at first just typed in Hitler
                                         
                                        and then you're like
                                         
                                        Jesus
                                         
                                        Jack Nicholson really looks
                                         
                                        like this Hitler fellow
                                         
    
                                        but then I put in the shining
                                         
                                        Hitler mustache
                                         
                                        I'm looking at
                                         
                                        I don't think
                                         
                                        that could not be
                                         
                                        not unintentional.
                                         
                                        Did you phrase that
                                         
                                        I forgot halfway through what I even mean.
                                         
    
                                        I think that was on purpose.
                                         
                                        Kubrick wouldn't do that.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Again, it plays into Kubrick.
                                         
                                        He was very meticulous and oversaw
                                         
                                        every aspect of the production.
                                         
                                        So when something is in there,
                                         
                                        you kind of have to, you know,
                                         
    
                                        with other filmmakers, you could go,
                                         
                                        a bit of a coincidence, but with him,
                                         
                                        He's, you know, it's harder to dismiss it, you know?
                                         
                                        You know, it's funny.
                                         
                                        You look up like Nicholson, Hitler mustache.
                                         
                                        And the other way, always have related pictures underneath it.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        The related pictures is Sam Neal.
                                         
    
                                        What would happen if you've mixed Hitler and Jack Nicholson?
                                         
                                        You get Sam Neal from Jurassic Park.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I don't know.
                                         
                                        He doesn't even have a mustache.
                                         
                                        Very strange.
                                         
                                        That's him.
                                         
                                        No, it's just his idea.
                                         
    
                                        He doesn't look like Hitler at all.
                                         
                                        It looks like Spider-Man.
                                         
                                        He's that, oh, wait, actually, I suppose maybe...
                                         
                                        He takes a while.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        No, that's an accident.
                                         
                                        I think that was not, not unintentional.
                                         
                                        This is, I think that that's not, not couldn't be always intentionally on land.
                                         
    
                                        This is just more people sucking off Kubrick's dick.
                                         
                                        He accidentally, he tried to do it.
                                         
                                        a cross fade, he messed it up
                                         
                                        and everyone's like, it's Hitler
                                         
                                        and the Holocaust. What did you? No, I
                                         
                                        disagree. I think it's not
                                         
                                        that he planned. It's not something
                                         
                                        that he planned, but it's something that he noticed
                                         
    
                                        I'm sure while they were
                                         
                                        editing it and decided to leave it in.
                                         
                                        I don't think it was
                                         
                                        intentional to do it like that. I just thought,
                                         
                                        oh, look at that. That kind of looks
                                         
                                        like a Hitler mustache. Yeah, let's leave that in.
                                         
                                        That looks good.
                                         
                                        I don't know. I'll meet you
                                         
    
                                        halfway, Larnie. I'll meet you halfway.
                                         
                                        He looks like Mussolini.
                                         
                                        You're just like, you're just like dedicated to the idea that Kubrick was a bumbling idiot who just like failed upwards.
                                         
                                        Just because every thought I kind of like, yeah, everyone's like, oh, that shouldn't go there.
                                         
                                        Oh, why is that character to do that?
                                         
                                        They nitpick it and they make me look like a fool.
                                         
                                        Every nitpick that like anytime anything doesn't make sense in a Kubrick film, people are like, he's a genius.
                                         
                                        He can't do any wrong.
                                         
    
                                        I'm just sick of the double standards.
                                         
                                        that you should be as regarded as Kubrick is why you're saying.
                                         
                                        Thank you. Yes. I, yes. I mean, I haven't actually made it.
                                         
                                        That's why the awards. That's why, you know, Dublin's next top comic slash
                                         
                                        Kubrick. Yeah. It's Dublin's next top Kubrick. I haven't had, I haven't made a film yet
                                         
                                        because I'm too afraid that I won't be treated as well as Kubrick. So I'm defensive. I'm preemptively
                                         
                                        same standard as Kubrick.
                                         
                                        Yeah, and they should be.
                                         
    
                                        I haven't done anything yet, but I know
                                         
                                        that I will be great, better than Kubrick,
                                         
                                        who was a fool and sloppy.
                                         
                                        But I did like
                                         
                                        Danny's Apollo jumper.
                                         
                                        I will give him that. I thought that was pretty cool.
                                         
                                        Yeah. Do you think that was
                                         
                                        a non-landing?
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, that's the
                                         
                                        big one for the moon landing conspiracy.
                                         
                                        People are like, look at
                                         
                                        a rocket ship on his jumper.
                                         
                                        that means he fake the moon land and was like is that what it means yeah i think that's what it means
                                         
                                        but um yeah i was saying it earlier but like two days and morning like really does look it looks
                                         
                                        way better than any of the footage from the moon but uh i went to see that in in the lighthouse cinema
                                         
                                        there in dublin and i went in and uh you know the trailers playing whatever in those ads and
                                         
    
                                        then the movie came on and it's playing the iconic music and i'd never seen it before but it was just
                                         
                                        like this flicker and light and then a circle in the middle and that's kind of like how
                                         
                                        it kind of went on like that for a few minutes i was like this isn't i know like this isn't
                                         
                                        the film i know this is supposed to be like a bit of an out there film but this isn't something's wrong
                                         
                                        and i went out and like said to the guy at the at the door and i've never been more like condescended to
                                         
                                        in my life he was just like it's oh it's uh don't worry about it man it says and it's born
                                         
                                        to space honestly it's a kubrick like it's uh and he was like i'm sure iron man will show up soon
                                         
                                        you know, it'll be all fine. When did you go, sit yourself down,
                                         
    
                                        did you pretty little face down, and I watched the Kubrick film.
                                         
                                        This is a movie, this is a film. And I went back inside.
                                         
                                        Where's the back man? When's he coming?
                                         
                                        Yeah, do I need to see all of the Avengers to understand this?
                                         
                                        We're going to just jump in. And then I went and sat down.
                                         
                                        And then he came in, like, a couple of seconds later.
                                         
                                        I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man, the cap is still on the camera.
                                         
                                        And I've never been more vindicated. They left the fucking cap on the camera.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, brilliant.
                                         
                                        There was like 30 or 40 people in the screen.
                                         
                                        presumably a lot of them had seen this film before,
                                         
                                        and no one said anything.
                                         
                                        Everyone just sat there and was like,
                                         
                                        this is great.
                                         
                                        They're all cowards.
                                         
                                        Ironically enough,
                                         
    
                                        Studdled like Spartacus and demanded
                                         
                                        that the cap be taken off the projector.
                                         
                                        The only reason I was so cautious about going out
                                         
                                        is because it was like,
                                         
                                        Kubrick probably bumble this as well.
                                         
                                        This probably is the start of the film.
                                         
                                        He probably left his cap on the camera.
                                         
                                        He probably didn't even realize
                                         
    
                                        and everyone was too scared
                                         
                                        to say that this is shit.
                                         
                                        but then the actual film played and it was it was very good I enjoyed a lot
                                         
                                        yes yeah I would have loved to have seen it in the cinema I'd also love to see the
                                         
                                        shining on the big screen that said that'd be a lot of fun yeah I think I saw them
                                         
                                        both in the light I feel like most films I go see your films I've like seen before but on
                                         
                                        my you know like I've watched them on my phone in my bed on a hungover Sunday which is
                                         
                                        exactly how Kuiber contended it yeah yeah yeah I watched that 2001 on a portable
                                         
    
                                        DVD player on
                                         
                                        you're one of those
                                         
                                        exercise balls
                                         
                                        An exercise ball
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Well you mean like
                                         
                                        You were on the exercise ball or the
                                         
                                        Yeah I was on it
                                         
    
                                        Bountable DVD was on the ball
                                         
                                        No I was on it bouncing up and down
                                         
                                        Okay
                                         
                                        So I was like I'm going to lose a bit of weight here
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        It was like you ruined zero ground
                                         
                                        While educating yourself on film history
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
    
                                        I like this is class
                                         
                                        Um
                                         
                                        Well I've got a film history fact for you
                                         
                                        Brian, you love
                                         
                                        the start of
                                         
                                        the opening scenes of The Shining
                                         
                                        where they're driving up the avenue up to the house
                                         
                                        for ages
                                         
    
                                        the end, one of the multiple endings
                                         
                                        of Blade Runner, you know, like
                                         
                                        did you ever see the version with the happy ending?
                                         
                                        Yeah. Yeah, they're driving up into the sunset
                                         
                                        and he's like, robot, me, no way, baby, we're going to live
                                         
                                        forever. That's the same footage. They reuse that
                                         
                                        winding car footage.
                                         
                                        So there's just...
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, I did hear that, yeah.
                                         
                                        There's two of them filmed in the car
                                         
                                        and then the rest of the footage is the same
                                         
                                        is a leftover footage from that opening
                                         
                                        of the Shining.
                                         
                                        Isn't it weird how, like,
                                         
                                        isn't the horse,
                                         
                                        all the horse stuff is from legend, isn't it?
                                         
    
                                        Is it?
                                         
                                        Yeah, I think the horse stuff,
                                         
                                        I don't know, that's another movie
                                         
                                        that probably deserves its own podcast,
                                         
                                        but there's a lot...
                                         
                                        We'll do that another time.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        I mean, the horse stuff is a bit out there,
                                         
    
                                        but...
                                         
                                        Yeah, there was no horse in the Shining
                                         
                                        and that.
                                         
                                        That's why it works, in my opinion.
                                         
                                        I think, yeah, this is, although actually there's quite a few references to horses and Indians, but no actual animals, which I think made it much better.
                                         
                                        No robots either?
                                         
                                        Well, there is one theory that there was a robot freezer at that time.
                                         
                                        Hey, yeah, right.
                                         
    
                                        That's a callback.
                                         
                                        That's why we win the awards, people.
                                         
                                        the game.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I like it.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        But yeah,
                                         
                                        is there anything else,
                                         
    
                                        Brian,
                                         
                                        that you can say
                                         
                                        or tell us
                                         
                                        that we haven't really
                                         
                                        covered?
                                         
                                        I think we skimmed
                                         
                                        over quite a bit there.
                                         
                                        Yeah,
                                         
    
                                        well,
                                         
                                        look,
                                         
                                        we kind of did,
                                         
                                        you know,
                                         
                                        obviously,
                                         
                                        like,
                                         
                                        yeah,
                                         
                                        it's a very important
                                         
    
                                        film and
                                         
                                        the,
                                         
                                        you know,
                                         
                                        all it looks like.
                                         
                                        But yeah,
                                         
                                        I think that's all
                                         
                                        we should bother
                                         
                                        saying.
                                         
    
                                        Stephen King
                                         
                                        did his own
                                         
                                        version.
                                         
                                        That wasn't very good.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        I'd recommend
                                         
                                        There's a mini-series.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I'd recommend watch this for the weird CGI in it, very dated.
                                         
    
                                        And then Dr. Sleep came out last year.
                                         
                                        Don't bother watching it.
                                         
                                        Did you watch it?
                                         
                                        I did, yeah.
                                         
                                        I watched the extended cut as well, like an idiot.
                                         
                                        Yeah, so you went right in here.
                                         
                                        Like, this is going to be great.
                                         
                                        I watched the extra long version first.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, jump straight into the deep end.
                                         
                                        But, yeah, it's not that great.
                                         
                                        It doesn't really feel...
                                         
                                        Like, it's worth it.
                                         
                                        The only kind of interesting thing is they have the kid from E.T. playing Jack Nicholson.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        They have a little cameo appearance from Jack Torrance with Danny Elyde playing.
                                         
    
                                        Apparently for a few minutes, they were thinking about maybe D.E.D.
                                         
                                        But Nicholson is like, nah.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        I feel like he probably wouldn't be too...
                                         
                                        I feel like he'd be difficult to work with now.
                                         
                                        on anything
                                         
                                        I think
                                         
                                        you could work with him
                                         
    
                                        but you really have to
                                         
                                        play ball with him
                                         
                                        you know
                                         
                                        they feel like
                                         
                                        you'd write a script
                                         
                                        and you'd be like
                                         
                                        here's the lines
                                         
                                        I'd like you to say
                                         
    
                                        and he'd be like
                                         
                                        these are the lines
                                         
                                        I'm gonna say
                                         
                                        and then that'd be
                                         
                                        the end of the discussion
                                         
                                        oh yeah
                                         
                                        definitely
                                         
                                        he wouldn't put up
                                         
    
                                        with any Kubrick
                                         
                                        girls around
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        yeah yeah
                                         
                                        I want all the
                                         
                                        scenes for me
                                         
                                        to be sitting down
                                         
                                        and my wife
                                         
    
                                        is 70 years
                                         
                                        younger than I am
                                         
                                        I mean
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        That's all I have to say about
                                         
                                        Don't really bother with
                                         
                                        Maybe it's a novelty
                                         
                                        Watch it one time
                                         
    
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Never look at it again or think about it
                                         
                                        Don't think about it ever again
                                         
                                        Okay
                                         
                                        So as a horror film
                                         
                                        Like what
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Are there any parts in The Shining
                                         
    
                                        That are actually like scary
                                         
                                        Now
                                         
                                        Again
                                         
                                        Can't we ask now
                                         
                                        We're like yeah
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        We're not that, but I mean, yeah, like, actually bits we are like, oh shit, this is, because the only two bits that, like, really freak me out is the old woman and the bear, but that's like, that's like a dude sucking someone off and an old woman.
                                         
                                        Yeah, those are two, like, really normal things. Old women and a guy sucking a guy off. Like, that's why am I, why are those the two things that scare me in a film with, like, haunted twins and blood elevators and all this other stuff?
                                         
    
                                        a man with, like a man, Jack Nicholson
                                         
                                        chops down a door with an axe, and it does,
                                         
                                        I don't even flinch. And then there's an old
                                         
                                        woman, and I'm like, that I need to look away.
                                         
                                        Because you've seen it parried it so many times, though.
                                         
                                        Like, you, as you said before, like,
                                         
                                        you've seen it from the Simpsons. You've seen
                                         
                                        it countless times been
                                         
    
                                        referenced and parrided. So, like,
                                         
                                        you were very much desensitized
                                         
                                        to it before you actually saw it, I would say.
                                         
                                        That's probably true, yeah.
                                         
                                        Macroning didn't have the stones to do the old woman scene.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        a bit in doctor sleep where
                                         
                                        because Danny's an alcoholic in it, all right?
                                         
    
                                        And he wakes up after one night
                                         
                                        stand with an alcoholic mother
                                         
                                        and like the baby's crying
                                         
                                        into the room and instead of helping
                                         
                                        the baby just steals money from the mother and runs
                                         
                                        away. That is pretty
                                         
                                        I thought that was pretty
                                         
                                        cool. That is funny. Yeah, yeah.
                                         
    
                                        Is he like a real piece of shit as an adult?
                                         
                                        Is he like a bad guy?
                                         
                                        Yeah, but then he goes to AA like a fucking loser.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
                                        then he's got
                                         
                                        to fight his inner demons
                                         
                                        and
                                         
                                        what's uh
                                         
    
                                        Jack
                                         
                                        Jack Taran never fought his inner demons
                                         
                                        he just killed his family
                                         
                                        he played with them
                                         
                                        he let him take over
                                         
                                        he did
                                         
                                        so again
                                         
                                        so he's he's the first one
                                         
    
                                        to break the cycle then is he
                                         
                                        I won't reveal what happens
                                         
                                        no no I mean sorry in The Shining
                                         
                                        like his his
                                         
                                        all the other caretakers
                                         
                                        kill their families
                                         
                                        but sorry he doesn't break the cycle
                                         
                                        he only went to
                                         
    
                                        fail he failed yeah he couldn't even get the job done yeah he fails yeah and also in the novel the hotel blows up so it's kind of gets it's
                                         
                                        yeah the boiler isn't it boiler blows up yeah yeah so instead of burning alive he freezes to death it's like polar
                                         
                                        opposites.
                                         
                                        Really clever.
                                         
                                        That's all I can say
                                         
                                        about The Shining.
                                         
                                        I think that was a good episode.
                                         
                                        One final thing,
                                         
    
                                        HBO are currently working
                                         
                                        on a TV show called Overlook.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
                                        Is it told the story
                                         
                                        told from the hotel's point of view?
                                         
                                        I think it's set in the 50s.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Is that the Scatman?
                                         
    
                                        Is that the Dick Halloran prequel
                                         
                                        that you talk about? Or is it a different
                                         
                                        the scatman movie got cancelled
                                         
                                        oh i see
                                         
                                        it's the shame want to see scatman
                                         
                                        it is the shame
                                         
                                        is it going to be set during when
                                         
                                        like the when charles grady
                                         
    
                                        or what like
                                         
                                        we don't know
                                         
                                        does it's okay
                                         
                                        it's going to be
                                         
                                        produced by
                                         
                                        what's his name
                                         
                                        jj abrams
                                         
                                        oh yeah
                                         
    
                                        I don't know why
                                         
                                        you like a star wars film
                                         
                                        he's every time I see his name
                                         
                                        I get excited because I really
                                         
                                        like Lost and then I
                                         
                                        realized all of the stuff they shit
                                         
                                        even the bits of Lost he did are quite shit
                                         
                                        and all the films he's done have been pretty bad
                                         
    
                                        well Gigi didn't read
                                         
                                        yeah other people did lost he just kind of
                                         
                                        I know yeah yes yeah he was pretty
                                         
                                        he left Lost to go do
                                         
                                        any Mission Impossible
                                         
                                        17 he did one of the bad
                                         
                                        Mission Impossible so yeah
                                         
                                        I don't think he did all those bad Star Wars
                                         
    
                                        and Star Trek's and yes
                                         
                                        garbage
                                         
                                        look I'll tell you what we're going to finish up there
                                         
