Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 93 : The Margaret Thatcher Show

Episode Date: November 22, 2020

The Crown Season 4 Part 1.

So this episode's about The Crown The Crown Netflix's hit show The Crown Season 4 just came out And in my opinion This is the best season yeah Okay

You've watched it all All of it I think we did an episode About the Crown before Season 3 Okay Now what do you remember from that It's about the Queen

And shit in it Basically yeah Yeah There you go That's all I remember But you see the previous seasons There was like Every now and again

You get something like Oh that's a bit spicy Or Oh that's an interesting Historical event Yeah Oh there's something to do with the Suez Canal

that's interesting but it was never yeah it was never like salacious or kind of tabloidy it was always very

reserved and well to do it yeah and it was from the point of view of the royals and it was like you know heavy lies the heart

that lies the crown on the head yeah perfect that's verbatim yeah okay yeah it was a lot of like

it's hard being queen yeah oh it's hard being prince it was a lot of that a lot of crying sure

a lot of Princess Margaret going like I wish. You know how hard it is to be the Queen's sister? Is she the mental one? Yeah. And she'll take a load of pills and like, oh, we're supposed to care about you now. What did she have? What was her condition?

Oh, being a bitch. Being a sap. Yeah, yeah. Oh, just like constantly like, you don't know how hard. You don't know how hard it is to be the Queen's sister. Oh. You know, eating pills. Okay, so, but season four,

this is the juicy stuff. This is the stuff that people wanted to see this is like oh we're going to get Thatcher The IRA The Falklands War You know how

You know how big a Falklands War guy I know Yeah Yeah I've got a tattoo and everything A historically inaccurate tattoo Yeah

Just King Kong Destrying the Falklands Oh yeah So this season has stirred up Some controversy as well And we'll get into Why

as the show goes on Okay But I will say that apparently the royal family don't like this. Okay. They like the other seasons because it was like, yeah, look, it shows how hard it is to live in a palace. It was kind of done respectfully and like it's almost like they were sort of, the makers for the first three seasons were kind of leading them along and they fell for it, hook line and sinker. Yeah. And now they've just been giving the old rope-a-dope was season four.

And now they're coming out like, oh, the royals are not happy with this. And Prince Harry of all people said that they're talking about like, or are you worried. about someone playing you in the show when they get to the 2000s. Prince Harry. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, no, I wouldn't allow that. I'd stop the show before they cover me. As if he

has the fucking clout to do that. The queen can't even get them to stop but it's like, what's okay, I married some girl from suits, so I got this covered. I married a girl who was in horrible bosses. Yeah. Was she? Yeah. Who was she in horrible bosses? Just a woman.

Oh, typical. Yeah. Yeah. Not much. Typecast in there Not much range She should have played Colin Farrell Being a woman Do you

Move over No I think she She plays like A woman who flirts With Jason Sadecas Okay Yeah Yeah

So That was his sort of character Arc He likes to flirt with women Yeah Yeah What a great film It actually

No I think it's a genius It's fun No it's great It's fun Who Jennifer Aniston Half Naked No problems

with that led you all right yeah she's very sexy put that in the crown yeah Jennifer Anderson walking around with her titty's out

and people are like that's not historically actually I'm like stop being gay big gay historian all right so the crowd

so Prince Harry's like oh he's not going to let them yeah Prince Harry's like I'm going to kill the head of Netflix all right Okay, so let's just jump into it.

Do it. The crown, okay? So immediately, they know what we're looking for. Okay. The show starts burning Union Jacks. Yes. Trouble in Belfast. Oh, yeah.

Riots. And a guy, I presume from the IRA, okay, going like, we will not be controlled by this crown. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And then they show a shot of Lord Mountbatten. They're teasing us. Oh, what's Mountbatten up to? Just getting the boat ready, is he?

no he's like it's a thing where they're all like you know it's a whole family get together and they're wearing their best suits and I don't know why they're doing it but it's good foreshadowing yeah yeah it gets y'all get you all pumped up gets the juices flowing which is funny because we all know

about the debt of Lord Mountbatten because we're Irish a lot of English people don't know who he is no because what year was that he died was it 70s in the 70s uh... Thatcher time Thatcher time Well I always consider her more 80s But was it the 80s

Maybe late 70s Look he got blown up Yeah Yeah yeah And it was excellent Yeah yeah And I wish we could do it again A couple of boo boo boys

Left a surprise on the boat for him But we'll get to that So we start off okay Prince Charles is banging Too many women Oh Charles you bloody dog He's going back and forth

Different houses The Queen can't even keep track Yeah She's like Who's your girlfriend this week Where's your cock, love? Yeah. And he's just doing it because Lord Mountbatten or Uncle Dickie, as I'm going to call him.

Because Charles and Mountbatten, they had a very close relationship. Yeah, he's a father figure. Right. He was a father figure to both Philip and Charles. And we'll get to that later on. Okay. So Uncle Dickie was like, you got to sow your oats, kid. You got to go, you know.

You got bang as many chicks as you can, dude. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So he's just doing, well, he's been told by Uncle Dickie. Yeah, spreading the seed Yeah, yeah The rest of the family You're like, come on

Slow down a little bit You gotta settle on someone Yeah So he says, okay I might go out with this girl It's going well Okay Her last name is Spencer

Oh, is that Diana? No No It's the sister What? Oh, Diana's sister Yeah Oh okay

So he goes to the house And he meets Diana's sister Okay She's like I'm just going upstairs To powder my nose Yeah

Yeah And she goes upstairs To do like Probably take a big shit That's what Every time they say that That's what they're doing Yeah

Yeah Take it a big builder They act like they don't But I have cameras I have cameras I have cameras For my Discord account Yeah

Yeah Okay So she goes upstairs Okay To do her Sinful activity Yeah Yeah

Okay And then there's a little girl 16 16 Yeah Yeah Dressed in a little ballet A little ballet

Clothes Okay And she's walking past She's like, oh no, my sister said I shouldn't meet you. He's like, well, I don't mind meeting a young girl. Fan of the ballet, are you? Are you familiar with the nutcracker? Yeah, what, you, love it?

I'm doing Uncle Dickie told me. Who's that going to... Shut up. Yeah, I'll show you Uncle Dickie. Okay, so they have a little bit of flirtatious scene, okay? Right, right, right. She's like, I like to do... What age is Charles around this time?

27. Or six or something like that. Right, yeah, because I do say that that he met her when she was underage. Yeah, okay. And she's like, oh, to doodoo, bye. And she goes off and he's like, what a girl.

Yeah. And then the sister comes down and he's like, I don't even care about you anymore. Ugh, God, what are you 19? You old hag? Yeah. Get away from me. Now, who were the Spencers?

Were they kind of like rich? They're just rich people. Rich people, okay. This is all very incestuous. It's all rich families. Yeah, they all kind of stay. They're in with, they're within a certain social circle

in the stratosphere of hierarchy the plebs like us will never know. Yeah and it's basically like Jane Austen times for them still where it's like

here's my daughter maybe he can meet your son they can get married and we can have a land agreement. That's the thing about it yeah yeah because they don't want them they don't want to marry them off

to commoners no basically if I was rich or I have a daughter she's basically my horse and I have to find a young lad to inseminate her yes yeah and she's plowing the field

Yeah, and if she gets pregnant I might get an extra car Yeah, yeah And if she breaks her leg while running You get to shoot her in the face That's how it works For glue Yeah, off to the glue factory with you

Okay, so that's the first little bit of drama Okay, like ooh Maybe romance has sprung In Buckingham Palace Already they're kind of hinting at a sort of Pidoish vibe here With the Royal Family Ah, she's 16 James

Yeah, well, I know. Stop trying to be woke. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You hear that, lads. Go out and buying some 16-year-old. She wants it. Yeah, yeah.

Only if she does ballet. Yeah. Okay, so, moving on. I should have asked, is this Patreon, or is this for the plebs? It shouldn't matter. Okay. Okay. I'm just curious.

This is for, I don't like the word plebs. This is for the non-royals. Okay, right. So if you're Patreon, you're royal. The grade unwashed. Yeah. The lower cast. So we meet Margaret Thatcher, played by Gillian Anderson, who is great in this.

She is great, and I've seen her as Margaret Thatcher. They've done their best to make her unattractive, but it doesn't work. She's still too hot, like... She's very attractive. She's so hot. I think that her dress as Tatcher just makes it better. Yeah, yeah. I mean, as all the hack comedians, myself including, have been saying,

oh, that's a conflicted wank. I made that joke as well. A lot of people do. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the good thing is comedy's dead now. Ah, yes. Yeah.

So you can just be a hack there. Yeah, I can. Yeah, good. Who's going to stop you? Russell Howard. Try as a right. Well, I'll just say one thing. Let's say the IRA haven't stopped you.

Yeah, yeah. And Russell's their next target. Yeah. Maybe you're in, you're probably in for some bad news. Hmm? Hmm? Yeah. Yeah?

Because he has a show called Good News. that's why it works. Right. So, Queen... I'm going to get him! Sorry, go on. The Queen meets Margaret Tatcher.

Right. Because she has a little thing where she likes to meet the... Well, it's not just she likes it. It's Royal Protocol. She meets the PM, I think like every week or every month, and they have a little chat.

Yeah, he gives her an update. Okay, yeah. So, the Queen meets Tatcher first time. Right. And she's like, oh, how are you getting on? I presume you're going to be hiring lots of women. And Tatcher's like, women?

No, no. They're too emotional. emotional. Right. Okay. Really? Yeah. Was Thatcher kind of like, I'm the only woman that can do this job? Yeah. The rest are hormonal keybag. Yeah, she's like, they're not qualified.

She's a hormonal? Hermonal. Yeah. Idiot. You meant to say cunts. You're meant to be a broadcaster, James, you fuck what. So she's like, no women in my cabinet. Yeah, yeah. All right. And... Only women in my cabinet, the ones that fucking clean the cabinet. Do you what I mean?

Roy Chubby Tatcher Okay And like not everyone's happy about this new development A female PM You know like Prince Phillips Like two bloody women running the shop That's all we need And then the queen says maybe that's exactly what we need

Yeah Yeah you like that No I didn't neither did he That's why I gave her the back of the hand That put you in your place Okay So we then cut to Mountbatten in Sligo.

Hey! He's fishing. Yeah, I was in that part of Sligo over the summer my friend has a beach house there and like you proper like you can drive past the ruins of Mountbatten's

old castle or whatever and like, and so they all wear it as a proud like a badge of honor and it's like this is where that Pito got blown up mom my lads. Yeah, yeah

to have like a statue but instead of like a person it's just of like a ticker yeah of just some dine like some car cartoonish dynamite like his acme

like wily coyote yeah yeah so he's fishing in the boat all right catching lobsters with his grandson and the boat boy I presume boat boy is code the boat boy in his attire

hot pants on the tube top yeah yeah and he's got special duties time to go below deck old boy so now he's fishing he's having fun okay but there's an

Irish man watching an evil Irish man with little horns and a tail yeah and he's looking his eyes are shifting back and forth

okay he's got a big pointy nose they're very confused about their depiction okay yeah all right so there's fishing in the boat okay

and we see a montage of the rest of the royal family hunting and perhaps one of them has become the hunted. Oh! What's that mean? That's too clever.

What you want about? And I just break a bottle like sticking in you. Take that you fucking boffing. So a nice set juxtaposition as it were. And there's a few juxtapositions throughout this show that will get to...

Tell you your mother was doing some juxtapositions last night. Well, lads, let's let's let's see this. I'm afraid. that doing an episode of the Crown, we're not going to appeal to the toxic masculinity that comprises our fan base. So I'm trying to, you know, keep a gentle reminder.

Just because Brian's talking about this, buffy shite, don't worry. He's still the lad. Yeah, we need that because otherwise we'd be going like, historically, that's not correct. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the wrong year. that's enough tom foolery yeah enough horse play okay but then you have to come in and be like whey you're loony titre all like nipples

but only on women men should have them chopped off okay so they're fishing and then cabooie yeah he blows up the whole thing blows up

the grandson is killed Mountbatten is killed the boat boy is killed the boat boy is probably happy yeah true there was some women on the boat they survived apparently one of them

needed her eyeballs stitched I didn't know you could do that I hope they stitched her mouth up as well I don't know I don't know some of these I'm just kind of reaching here yeah yeah yeah well it's a woman who got blown up

so she's got bigger problems than James Cadden having to go and his problematic rhetoric so they have the funeral yes and uh fucking guess what? Prince Philip is jealous because in his will

in Dickie's will he said he wants Charles to speak at a funeral Not Philip Now who is Who is Mountbatten to Philip? Uncle Uncle yeah So he was Charles's grand uncle

Yeah Okay But they all just call him Uncle Dickie Uncle Dickie Yeah and Philip's a bit jealous He's like And he's a little bit of whiskey as well Oh bit of a bit of a boozehound

Yeah and he's like He was like a fatter figure to me and then you came along and he became a fatter figure to you and I was replaced cast aside. Yeah. He didn't care about me anymore. Gook, gulk,

gulk. All right. And then they find a letter that Dickie wrote before he got blown up and it's basically telling Prince Charles, hey, stop banging around so much. You got to settle down. Oh, okay. Yeah. Stop swinging your dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put in one girl. May she be 16? or younger Preferably younger Just one though Okay, yeah Yeah And he's like

Oh Where am I gonna find a woman Yeah You know I'm a prince It's so hard To meet girls Yeah So then we cut to

Princess Anne She's riding a horse It's like a horse show Right And she's riding a horse Real good To show the IRA You know

Yeah Yeah Yeah You might blow up my uncle But you can't ride A horse like me So she's jumping over Things on her horse

Right Alright, and then Charles is at it And the one thing I noticed in the show is Charles is driving around convertible Doesn't seem to have any one around him Oh, he's just driving by himself? Yeah, okay

Seems like it'd be very easy to assassinate him I guess, I mean this is right after Mountbatten got blown off, you would assume heavy security Maybe it's because it's a horse show And they've got security around it, maybe The IRA respect the sanctity of the horse show I was thinking I already really dropped the ball here

Yeah Lazy bastards So anyway He's driving away from the horse show Okay And he meets a girl And she's like You probably don't remember me

And he's like Oh I remember you And then they You know They have a little bit of banter Okay She walks away He's like I love to walk you

I love to watch you walk away Yeah Yeah And then All right all right There's bit of a Paws some sugar on me Ooh in the name

of love for the deaf leopard and then it's like in case in case you're too dumb to realize it it's him looking at Diana walk away and then a vice over again of Uncle Dickie going like you must settle down with one girl credits oh okay

yeah and then you know people like people like us can be like the one girl's Diana yeah yeah so episode two oh that was only episode one yeah oh I'm telling you this might be two-parter how many episodes are 10 10 yeah And you're going through all 10?

Yeah. Oh, good. Of course. All right. Yeah, people want this. Yeah, they do. Again, it's not Patreon, so they can't complain. Okay.

So, episode two starts. A Japanese man shoots a stag. Okay. Already you're like, what's going on here? Like a deer. Yeah, dear. Yeah, okay. Already you're like, a Japanese man, who's that?

Is that the new Uncle Dickie? I'm going to, Dickie. Hi-rah. Wait, no, it's not Patriot? Yes, not Patriot. Oh, better cut that out. Yeah. Well, you made your bed lying it.

Okay. This Japanese man's going to shoot you. Yeah. Okay. So Japanese man shoots a stag, but the stag runs onto the queen's property in Balmoral. So they've got property in Scotland. It's like their holiday home.

Yeah. Like some people have got like, oh, I got a caravan at the beach. Okay, she's got a castle in Scotland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So now there's a contest between the family, because they're all staying there for the weekend.

it's like oh goody does it there's a living thing we can all kill okay and Princess Anne's like I'm gonna get it and Phillips like no I'll get it oh I do love murder but they've also

when he finds out no what's the stag not the Japanese man oh and I'm going back to bed then saw this bloody bunch of soothes there's definitely a special room in the palace

of just like a Japanese man's head just on the wall he's just like on one of those big round circles going and Prince Phillips throwing knives at him

have that you bloody tart okay so I might just speed this up a little bit because it's kind of a boring episode yeah yeah

so they invite Tatcher over for a weekend okay Holly Bops yeah okay and Tatcher she brings her husband

Dennis okay I don't know I literally know nothing about him Dennis Tatcher nope he's pretty cool

okay Okay. Yeah. Kept quiet. Didn't have a choice. Yeah. Just always, always wore makeup on his eye.

And any time you like scratched your head beside him, he like flinch, you know. It was weird. Yeah, okay. So, um, she, they invite Tatcher over and the husband, okay. But Tatcher, she's not posh. She's not working class family. Right. Her dad ran a fucking grocery shop.

Okay. Yeah, okay. And then she built her way up. That's why she's so big into like, you know, fucking fuck the poor you gotta work your way up Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure So they invite her over, okay

And the royal family are dicks to her Oh, really? Yeah, like at one stage, okay, they're like, oh yeah, come to tea at six. Okay, right, and Tatcher's like, oh, I better put all my best clothes because the Royals,

so she comes wearing a dress and Dennis is wearing a suit. Right. And the rest of the Royals is wearing like boots and jeans, you know? Right, right. They're like, oh, look at her

and they're all giggling. Like, Princess Margaret's like, I feel on their dress Tee-hee Look at that tramp Look at her try And be respectful What a retard

Yeah So they all like make fun of her Behind her back okay And then they play Hey diddle diddle Hey diddle Diddle Yeah okay

And it's like Some party game Where like I don't know exactly how it works Don't explain it But the loser Gets a black spot on their face Okay

And the more you lose The more black Your face becomes Oh I see Until eventually it's almost like you have black face Ah, okay

Hey, diddle, diddle Yeah, okay So you go like Hey diddle, diddle one, two, three Hey, diddle one, two, seven Oh, I lost

black, black spot Sounds like a lot of fun Yeah, yeah Oh look, he's turning into a black Yeah Get the gun They're like,

It's the Japanese man Because he's got black Face They're not good at nationalities They're not good at racist. Yeah, okay.

So they're like, Tatter doesn't know how to play and they're all like, oh, this bitch doesn't know to play dill,

dill, it'd be a lot cooler if you did. Yeah. So, um, next, okay,

they're like, oh, let's go on a little trip. And, you know, Tatra's like, oh, okay.

So they go like, this is so mean of the royal family. They go to like, go hunting. Right. All right. She's in a dress.

She's an address. She's an address. Okay. she's a blue dress. Yeah. queen's like, hmm,

I wouldn't wear that hunting, it's an interesting choice. So they go and like, you know, Tatters like

slipping around in the mud and shit like and the queen's like, you should have brought the right boots. Bitch, yeah,

you didn't tell me walking the mud. You didn't tell me we were going fucking hunting. You said come for tea and crumpin.

Yeah. Now this is the royal family big dog and this is their version of big dog it's not even clever like

it's just like oh you should have worn boots you fool yeah. And the whole time, Tatch was like, I really would like to go back and do some work. I've got things to sign them read through

and they're like, ah, pish-posh. You'll have to enjoy yourself, love. Telly-ho. Is that what they do when they do the fox hunting? Yeah, yeah. They're like a big horn. Big horn. They're all dressed in red. Red.

And the black hats. Yeah, yeah. It's fun for some. Yeah. Okay. So the queen has, like, sneak away to do some work because they're like You mean Margaret Thatcher?

Oh yeah, sorry, yeah I get confused In my head She's the real queen Ah, I see Yeah, okay So Tatcher's like Sneak away to do work

And then Margaret's like What are you doing? Get up! So, oh also, okay Not only is Tatcher being invited But on the second day

Charles is like I know I'll bring Diana over Ah, okay Yeah So now This is like an episode of Fraser

Everyone's invited this big dinner party. Where, what age is Diana when she like, he officially starts dating her? Like 17? Let's say 17. Okay. To make things simpler. And he's at least 27.

Yeah. Okay. So they bring over Diana and in contrast, Diana fits right in. Okay. Like a glove. She can be fancy at dinner parties. When she plays dittle, her face is white.

You know what I mean? She's not a loser. That's a real princess. Yeah, okay. and she also so she can be at dinner parties and be like oh oh how fancy she can also go with Philip okay get a big gun and kill the fucking

stag yeah yes her Philip kill it together oh really yeah yeah a little bit reason about the shooting she's like I think you should turn the gun slightly because the wind's coming from left and he's like oh this one's a keeper yeah yeah okay so they shoot the the stag together

and everyone's like oh she's great yeah oh Diana is wonderful Charles She murdered that innocent animal She fits right in She's wonderful Charles You gotta marry her But Diana

I'm sorry Charles Has a bit of a thing of like She's they're so positive against her Oh really? No they're so for her Yeah I'm kind of turning off for now Yeah

Yeah Yeah it's like He was kind of like Oh I was only into it When you know She was under age And it was wrong But now you're all giving me

The green light It's like I've gone well floppy Yeah Now everyone the royal family is like you gotta marry her Charles he's almost like whoa stop forcing me do things okay

and guess what he calls up Camilla to complain about Diana were they just friends they were friends right I think they used to bang and she's married at the time oh okay so they used to he used to bang Camilla didn't work out she got married and he's still pining after her right and he still calls her

up as like oh it was ghastly oh they all loved her okay So it ends with him having like, do I really like this woman? Or do I want Camilla back? Yeah, okay. So next episode, Charles proposes to Diana.

Hey! It's a mix of the family forcing him and him kind of going like, well, we'll give it a whirl. Yeah, why not? Let's give it a bash. Okay. Yeah.

She's got three good years left and then I'll throw her on the ship with the rest. So this is nice. We get to see. So at the time, Diana was living in London with there's a bit a funny scene

where Princess Margaret thinks they're prostitutes and it's like no they're Australians Oh right Good eye mate Not paying for sex Alright come down

Okay Just can have a trough a shrimp on the barbie Okay So it really is like You're basically The Royal Family bought her Because they're like He proposes to her

She says yes They immediately move her out of her home into the palace and they're like Into the dungeon Yeah They're like You live here now

Yeah And you go out When we tell you Yeah Yeah yeah Okay And they have to give her All these weird lessons

About like You gotta walk like this And you gotta kneel like this And if you kneel the wrong way You're dead Yeah so you're kind of tell me about this There's like weird little rules

And rituals That the royal family adhere to And they're in Buckingham Palace Yeah Yeah Yeah All this weird shit and there's like books and books of stuff

Diana's got to learn and it's like you gotta be perfect at all times okay because you're someday you're gonna give birth to the king of England okay

so you better be fancy okay or else the queen will personally come down here she'll put extra big rings on her fingers again and then she'll shoot you the rings are done to do with it

the rings were just a ploy you fell for it you're going to get kneecapped all right okay so the pressure gets Diana sure what she do fingers in the mouth.

Oh, bulimic? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I didn't know she was bulimic. Yeah, she becomes bulimic because I think a few times they're like, little large for a princess. Oh, really?

Little, little baddry there, I don't think. Ew, when are you expecting dear? Expecting what? That fucking Yorkshire pudding! You big fat, slag! You dog! They're a bit mean about it.

They're a bit mean, okay, yeah. Like, like, what we just did. Okay. So we get to see Diana puking up into the toilet and they really include

all the sound effects. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, I'm not even going to do the sound effect, but we see the fingers

going in her, blah, blah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, shitting herself

at the same time. Yeah, yeah. She puts her fingers and her ass. Okay. And the kind of thing that ruined it, though,

was at the start of the episode the little warning saying it shows signs of bulimia and if you need help please contact someone which kind of ruins the episode yeah put that at the end

why you have to put it at the start why do other why is other people's mental health more important than my enjoyment than your entertainment you are paying for that service yeah and it's being ruined

yeah because some people believe me I might feel sad yeah get out of my shop get out my pub okay so the family realize that neither of them

are happy okay because they're you know it's pretty obvious they're all frowning sad and you know and fucking they're like

there's a lot of noise coming from Diana's room she's like all of her dresses are covered in puke stings yeah yeah yeah okay

and already fucking Charles is like I change my mind I don't want to do it and the queen's like oh you bloody will okay

yeah yeah so they're like fuck it you know we paid for the catering the wedding's going ahead right okay sure and they get married right the end the end happily ever after okay now we get to some good shit

finally episode four let's do it is a tatch episode it's a tach attack it's tacher it's tach attack okay so tacher's son goes missing in the sahara desert ah okay okay and tacher's like really sad about this okay she's so sad she lets out a

single tear the iron lady yeah yeah yeah that was her whole thing her cold steel demeanour she lets out a single tear she's like I'm terribly sorry your majesty this shouldn't have happened I've made a bloody fool of myself she starts whipping herself

like I'm a bad girl she sticks thumbtacks into her leg take that you slag okay and she's talking to the queen about her missing son and she says he's my favourite son and the queen's a bit like

it's a bit strange that she said She had a favourite son I don't have a favourite son And she's telling this to Philip And Philip's like Of course you do Okay She's like no you don't have a favourite

Child She's like of course Princess Anne She's my favourite Really? Yeah Immediately and she's like Well you can't be real

He's like Come on come on love Come on we've all said it Don't be a kill child Come on love Be honest She's like I don't have a favourite

And she decides This is a bit of a weak framing device But it's a good way To meet the kids Okay she's going to meet all her kids Oh really? And decide who her favourite is? Yeah, yeah

Well, you know Nah, I'm not liking that Well, you know That's shit She's the queen She's the queen, so you can't argue Wow, okay You do not criticise the queen

Okay So she decides to meet all her kids First up Prince Edward, the youngest Oh, okay Okay Now he's the youngest So he feels left out all the time

hear about him at all. You don't know. Even now, I think he just like probably just hangs out in his castle. He's doing it right. That's the way you do it. Out of sight, out of mind. There's no news stories about him. Yeah, exactly, yeah. And then when they inevitably collapse, nobody's going to be looking for his head on a spike. Yeah.

The good thing is, people don't even know why he looks like. I don't know what he looks like. He could just grow a beard and fucking work in Sainsbury. He could be one of the kings of Leon for all you know. Okay. You can't prove he's not. So, he's in boarding school at the moment. Oh, yeah.

And he's being... We all know what happens there, right? He's being bullied. Oh, yeah. So, they're always like, oh, it's the little prince. It's the little prince. And one time they gave him a bottle of wine, okay?

Right. It was piss. Yeah. And he says, they even chilled it. Dedication. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't realize so I finished the whole bottle.

And I'm ashamed to say, I had a second bottle. Yeah. Oh, egg on my face. I'll tell you that. I said, it's not enough. I want to drink it from the tap. Give us a go on the faucet boys

Yeah So the queen's like Oh are you doing well With your studies And boarding school And he's like What's the point I spoke to the head of Oxford

He said he let me in Nomarwa Yeah Yeah of course Yeah And she's like What about your future It's like I don't care

I can get any job I want Yeah I could be a banker Yeah You know anything else I could work in Gregs Yeah Future's bright

For Edwood pal Private sector Doesn't matter I pick a job, I get it Because I'm the prince It's true Okay And the queen's kind of like

Hmm Kind of messed up on that kid No I like the honesty Yeah Yeah Okay So as she's doing this They find Mark Tatcher

Right So he got lost In the desert He was going for a little Trill ride Okay He took a short cut Through the desert

And got lost Right Okay Now I found out some stuff With the Tatcher kids But we'll save that till the end. Oh.

That's a bit of juice. Is it juicy, is it? Very juicy. Okay. So, um, next up, we'll give me a second here. Oh yeah, so they find the kid,

okay, and he's just like, yeah, oh, it's just gone for a while, what's the big deal? Keep your air on, grandads.

I'm just out having a laugh. Yeah, okay. So they head home, okay, and the show Tatcher making him his dinner. So Marwitz making him

his dinner, okay? He's like, Mommy, where's the gravy? you're 43 get out of that house and she's like oh I'm so sorry Mark

oh I'll get the gravy right now no you've ruined it now it's shit I don't want it okay and then a shot of like so she's like being real doting

over Mark and then we show Carol Tatcher her daughter oh right and she's like hmm no one gives me gravy

except dad's special gravy and I don't like it Okay So next up Now this is something you'll like The next kid arrives Prince Andrew

Ledge, legs Now this is something you can get your teeth on Okay He shows up in a chopper Okay Yeah Zed's dead baby Zed's dead

He gets out of the chopper Trows his helmet You mean choppers and A helicopter Oh I thought you meant a motorbike No no no no Okay, a helicopter. Would you not call that a chopper?

No, I guess you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he lands the helicopter, okay? Yeah. Gets out, throws his helmet for some butler to catch, okay? And the butt was like, oh, oh, barely caught it, okay? He's like, yeah, whatever. Whatever.

I'm hanging out with my new buddy Jeff. He's awesome. Why are you talking like that, Andrew? Shut up, ma, you're dork. So he walks in, he's like, what up, ma. You know, put what it is, mama. Put his feet up on the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, what's happening? He's got a toothpick in his mouth, like... Yeah. Okay, and the Queen's like, how things are like, yeah, good, I'm got a new chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Queen's like, oh, I read about her in the papers. She's an actress, isn't she?

And he's like, yeah, she stars in blue movies. Oh, a porn star? Yeah, yeah. No, not porn, and erotic. Oh, kind of like, you know, confessions of a window cleaner. More fancier than that. It's artistic, okay? Oh, right, right.

Yeah. So, Bratica. Yeah, yeah, okay. So the Queen's like, I don't want to hear

about these blue movies. Like, come on, Ma. It's artistic, all right? This is one great movie. It's about this 17-year-old girl and she meets up with all these

older predatory men and they seduce her and she loves it. And anything that she says later in a court deposition is a dirty, filthy lie. It's great. Yeah, directed by Roman Polanski.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. So I think that's pretty obvious. Yeah, that is a bit on the nose, isn't it? Although apparently that's a real film.

And he was a genuine fan of it. Apparently he was dating a girl who was in a film about a younger girl getting seduced by older men. And is it the younger girl that he was dating?

No, she played a younger girl. Yeah, that's what I mean. She was an actress, Jane. She was of age. She was of age. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't fucking start a big wig me, you're coming.

Sorry, I just got too I got too much history inside me. trying a big dick yeah yeah yeah so and he's also like yeah banging a

American actress oh by the way Ma it's all gonna kick off in the Falklands I want to be there on the front line oh really yeah yeah

she's like oh of course of course okay he's like later be sad bitch okay I'm gonna go watch

Martin Lawrence bad boys for life okay so we cut back then to Carol Tatcher, okay. Okay. She's all kind of

cry because she's, you know, fucking... Didn't get any grey of it. Yeah, she's like, you've always liked him

more than me. Have you got a problem with women? Ah. And Tatcher's like, no, I don't, but I just think

I hate weakness. Right. Okay? And you're weak unlike Mark. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Ouch,

it's cold. Mm. Damn. I don't know how Carol Tatcher has reacted to this series. Yeah, I don't think she's

put out a statement. Yeah. But we'll get to to Carol Tatcher, okay um so diana's just we just cut to diana depressed in this episode we just cut to her depressed watching bag poop you know bagpuss

bagpuss it sounds familiar you know the car it was like a stop motion cartoon of a cat okay yeah yeah yeah we see her watching bagpuss multiple times throughout the show do you think that's a could that mean something probably i don't know anything about bagpuss to read into it though well she's pregnant now okay she's puking for two.

Yeah, so she's pregnant. So bag, puss. Um, you're gonna go any further with that? No. Let them figure it out. I don't even know what I mean. You've got to do the work.

Faithfulness. We're just leaving breadcrumbs. You've got to connect the dots. Okay. So, um, you know, the queen meets up with Prince Charles next. Okay. Right.

And he's like, oh, it's ghastly. I hate her. She's always getting sick all over the place and she's always sad. Okay, so the queen's like Yeah, you're not my favorite No, no She meets it for like three seconds

Yeah Alright, I'll see you later, pal Okay, and then she meets She meets Prince Anne and Prince Anne's like Yeah, me marriage is falling apart Yeah She's like, ugh Next

And then at the end She's talking to Prince Andrew And Prince Andrew No, sorry, Prince Philip And Prince Philip's like Have you figured out, yeah? Yeah, yeah And she's like, I hate to say it

But I think I do have a favour And he's like, it's obviously Andrew Oh, he knew all along Yeah, yeah Right Yeah He's like Andrew's the good egg

He's reliable Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah But by At that stage He was like The best of him

He was fighting in the war He was having a bit of crack Yeah A little bit of crack Yeah, he was like a party boy You know Yeah Yeah

Yeah Okay But like he wouldn't like Rune the good name Of the royal family No No He wasn't a sissy

I tell you Like you He wasn't drinking piss No no He was dishing out the piss Yeah he was making women drink piss. Yeah. Okay. So,

next episode, okay, is a little bit of a break. Okay. Starts off council flats. Oakh, what? Yeah. Poverty castles. You know what? And I bet you they didn't put a warning before that. The following program contains

images of bloody plebs. If you've been affected by working class scum, please ring this number and we'll send a death squad round to them. The dogs! Yeah, I saw that. I saw poor people, and I turned bulimic. Trying to purge the poverty out of your system.

Okay, so, it's so weird going to, like, just regular shitty, like, a council estate. Yeah, yeah. Like, it is literally like if you were watching Mad Men, and then he went to, like, Coronation Street. Like, the difference of the, just this world, the culture, everything. Yes. So we meet a guy called Michael Fagan. He lives in council flats, and, you know, it goes, like, fully, he listened to the Smith. he's going to the dole office

Oh, the whole lot He's a real crumbum Yeah, okay He's doing cash in hand as well We see lads It's just so weird To go from like the palace Like lads

Like it would have been cash in hand I mean like he's just You know Doing like odd jobs Oh I see Right Right We just see him like

A bunch of lads Drinking cans And painting a house While smoking fags I was like We just saw Balmoral A few minutes ago Yeah

And now we've been subjected to this Yeah It's such a good Kind of like Like kind of like Like a wake up called like this is also happening right now

because when you just see the palaces in your head you're like oh that was long a time ago yeah yeah that was a different time no but you're like oh shit this is like very recent basically now yeah yeah okay so he's doing cash in hand he's making a bit of money he's getting by he's got a shitty

apartment like mold kind of like your place yeah god the mold's getting a lot worse yeah his place wasn't as bad as yours I look at his gap's like whoa check out there swanky digs. Yeah, yeah. God, the mold is getting really bad in here.

I don't feel well. Okay. So, like, and you know, he's like reading the papers and stuff. So the Falklands War has just happened, we kind of skipped over it. Right. Now, which is a shame, but there's other media that covers the Falkland War. Yeah, I mean, the only thing I know about the Falklands War, really, is that a lot of people kind of consider it bullshit. They call it a phony war.

He sound like Michael Fagan now. He sound like this guy. that's kind of the big ethos in it. It's like they had no business going and getting involved and a lot of people died unnecessarily. It's not like the... Well, Fagan and this is going to the woman

who works at the Dole Office, as if she's in charge. It's like, what, you think this is fair, tax cuts, and they spend $3 billion on a bloody fake war and a bloody useless war? Yeah. You think that's right? And she's like... Look, Michael, we went to primary school together.

Why are you bringing this up? okay and then no she's like go talk to you uh what do you call them what do you call their local ministers oh like they're politicians yeah yeah local p not PM but I don't know some queer politician

just to shut him up she's like I'll go talk to your local politician okay so he goes to the local conservative politician okay of his area he's like what he called this bloody taches up there okay in a golden palace or all right and to spend wasting money in war and they're cutting more benefits all right

okay and he's like oh i'm not in charge okay why don't you go talk to the queen yeah oh this is what they do pass the book huh pass the book yeah he's like why don't you go talk to the queen he's like i'm sure she'll hear you out yeah okay okay so he it just goes on for like 12 minutes So he's like Oh, bloody sarcastic, okay So he goes down the boozer Lowest form of wit, Mr. Politician

So he goes down to boozer, okay? Ah, yes. The pub. Where everybody knows your name. He goes down to boozer, he sees his ex-wife. Okay, he's got a new fella. Oh. Now listen to this, this is disgusting, okay?

See, he's talking to new fella. He's like, oh, what you think you're doing, okay? Yeah, yeah. All right, and again to a little bit, fight. He's like, meet me outside. Okay. And he's like, you got no balls. Okay. And then the guy who's banging his ex-wave's like, oh, yeah,

I got balls. Ask your wife. Whoa. Roasted. Then he goes, what you mean? It's pretty obvious. Yeah. He just has to sit down for like 10 minutes. What could he possibly mean about that? Yeah. Yeah, he's got a little whiteboard.

Balls equals wife. Just like bits of red twine, just kind of all over the notice board balls equals testicles question mark are my wife does my wife have balls yeah anyway so um he's like he's at his last ropes okay he can't see his kid anymore because his flat is so bad the wife won't let him take the kid for the weekends right why the wife leave him did they go into that uh probably because he's just a loser loser yeah you know he's on the door he doesn't really have and you know he has not the opportunities james don't cost him a loser all right oh well so

he's like, oh, fuck, I'm going to break into the palace. Oh, wait, is this the guy that successfully broke into... Yeah. We talked about him before, didn't we? On an episode, on a shit... Well, this, we're just going to mention it. Like, we mentioned it on a shitty Skype episode that I think I didn't even bother putting up. Oh, okay, right, all right.

Because I was so disgusted with myself. Yeah, yeah. You were right to be. Yeah, because it's Skype and it's awful, okay? I'm over a Zoom, man. Yeah, Zoom all the way, baby. So he's like, he breaks to the palace. Yeah.

Well, has a little wander around. No trouble at all Okay Rob's a bottle of wine Drinks it Turns out it's piss Ah they got me too Okay

He drinks a bottle of wine And then leaves And then as he's leaving There's one girl's like Oh Tinko saw something They're like Oh just silly girls Seeing things

She's bloody daft in the head Okay And they kind of mention The Queen like Oh one the girl says She saw something Should we bulk up security And the Queen's like

Oh no Yeah No point wasting in security's time. We're perfectly safe. Another night he gets in again. This time he goes to the Queen's bedroom.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember you telling me this. He walks to the Queen's bedroom and the Queen's like, give me another five minutes. And she's just kind of sleeping. Their mouth open. And then what comes in to Freya? I'm just, ma-b-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.

Oh, what? Happy birthday, your majesty. Okay. Is that now what happens? No, it's not. So he opens the curtains, okay, and the moonlight shines in on her, all right? And she's like, Oh, give me another five minutes.

I'm sleepy. Okay. All right. And she's, and you know, like, he's like, he's like, uh, hello? And he's like, oh, what is it, Georgia? Or her butler or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, what is? Another day on the snowist, Philip is in the bed. Oh, where's he now? Probably off getting the last of Uncle Dickie's scraps. He's round Elham guest house so there can cora boys home. Look into it sheep!

Okay. So, she's like, Oh, who's there? You're not my... Oh, God! Okay. Yeah, okay. She's like...

Nant-d-d-d-d-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. No, you chase it around. Yeah, yeah. And then the bobby comes around. So he's like... I'm not going to hurt you. And she's like, Oh, leave me alone.

I got money. Leave, don't kill me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't cut off my tits. He's like, well, I wasn't going to him, but. But now. Okay, and what does he say to her? He gives her a big speech then about, like, you know,

oh, I'm normal. I'm the only normal person you've probably ever met. This is my third time breaking into Buckingham, but. He literally goes, like, you can scream all you want. No one's going to hear you. Jesus Christ. abnormal and also they have her

the queen presses their little emergency button okay and then they cut to like a woman hoovering and she doesn't hear the alarm yeah yeah right yeah

and there's no like all the security guards are just gone like because such a big palace they're all like around the doors and stuff right he won't actually get in so just watch the doors

what way did you actually follow him breaking in yeah it's easy really how does it he doing? Climb up the fence. Yeah. Get up onto the roof. Little window.

Right. Okay. Yeah. Inside. What was his background? Was he just a regular guy? Did he have a military training? No, he's a regular guy.

When he was a kid, he was like a champion safe breaker. Oh, okay. Right. But apparently didn't he have to use that skill at all. Because the window, he just pushed it open. He just walked in. Yeah. It literally was like a monkey could have done it.

That's crazy. Climb up and then push the window. It wasn't like, I got to crack this cord. Or like Mission Impossible. He's got a thing that like cuts the glass. in a perfect circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like he rips out one of the security guards' eyeballs

and puts it up to a scanner. Yeah. Turns out that's just for the air conditioning because it's the 80s and that technology doesn't exist yet. I love it if he still had the eyeball, though. I'm normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the better to see you with, my dear.

Yeah, okay, so he's like, it's because of her, it's Tatria's fault. You got to stop her. Okay, she's cutting people's benefits and my wife's left me. and she's getting a pair of balls every night okay and imagine he's like

and she's getting balls balls I finally get it I finally get it yeah yeah all right so um you know

she's like I thought this is a good line she was like do you have any mental health problems and he's like I don't got mental health problems I'm poor oh okay

I thought that was a good line it's like they can't afford to yeah or deal with their mental illness they're just struggling to survive and also a lot of times people are like oh you're depressed

is it because you're sad like no it's because I can't literally can't afford to live yeah yeah that's true maybe you should try yoga and go for a walk go for a walk

and get some expensive yogurt that'll solve it have you tried coconut water it's only eight euro a bottle okay so this is a little bit unrealistic now and I'll get to what really happens okay so the queen starts to understand them a little okay okay and then when the queen

when the when the police burst in okay she's like unhand him leave him alone so the guards burst he's like sorry your majesty he'll take him away and she's like don't hurt him yeah and then she shakes his hands okay and then they take him away all right and then they play some reggae music no woman no cry the reggae song's like Stand down Magwitatscha Oh really? Yeah yeah

Yeah Wagon but I know With the Magatcha thing And the sing zing bling Yeah So and that's how the episode ends Oh okay Now in real life apparently

Listen to reggae And she starts puking But she ain't bulimic friend So apparently in real life She just ran out of the room And he didn't really talk to her Right okay But they've artistic license, okay?

Sure, yeah. Yeah. So they have him, like, give her a big speech about how, like, you got to care about people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've learned something from you. Ah, maybe you've learned something from me. So in real life, what happened is they took him away to the mental shop. Ah, of course.

The loony bin. Yeah, for, like, three, maybe six months. Oh. They couldn't charge him with anything, because apparently it's, um, the Buckingham Palace isn't, like, private it's not private property technically it's state land okay so it's owned by the people yeah okay right uh but they got them for stealing that wine ah yeah i think the wine cost six quid okay yeah so they got him for that what a month one quid gets one month in the loony bin yeah yeah something like that so he got out then and he became a bit of celebrity right he um he appeared on a vick and bob

or whatever that fucking show was shooting stars shooting stars yeah so yeah you're big Vic and Bob fan okay okay

he becomes a minor celebrity he gets to appear like to get him you know like to have a bingo night to get him down right or broke you to the queen's house

yeah yeah yeah he recorded a cover of a sex pistol song oh really yeah which one um

the one that mentioned the queen oh God saved the queen yeah God save the queen yeah God save the queen The fascist regime Yeah, he sang, did a cover of that

Yeah And then I think later on he got He got caught with his son He got caught with his son selling heroin Ah Riggle your way out of that one Fancy man That's a little bit more than a bottle of wine

So he did time in the slammer Yeah But he's out now And apparently he's doing okay He's living large And they have a little picture Of the real Michael Fagan At the end of the episode

He's pretty cool He's living in London right now It's pretty cool guy Actually in fair in his nice That's pretty baldsy to break into Buckingham Palace and stick your knob in the Queen's mouth while she's sleeping. Yeah, I bet you that's what happened

to cover it up. But let's start that now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? She didn't call the guards. She was more than happy to accommodate the working class. Imagine if the police person, she's like, stop, before you do that,

I've been really trying, baby. A bit of Marvin Gaye starts playing. I'll pay your salary Suck it I'm gonna lick the stamp If you know what I mean So what are we on now We're on 57 now

Okay Do you want to do One more episode I think Tell you what The next episode is a long one Because they go to Australia Oh

That's one of those episodes It's the royal family Downander You'll leave a geesewood Oh my miss A bloody kangaroo Okay Yeah

So I'll tell you I meet Ralph Harris. Ralph Harris, what are you doing here? Well, I urge you having some trouble. No thought all could help. He's me wobble bald. So I tell you what, we're halfway through the series. Okay.

We'll wrap it up then. This is a good time to stop. Yeah. Thanks everyone for listening. It's going to be a two-parter. Is there anything you, have you, what have you learned so far from it? Uh, can you walk away and be like, you know, I feel like I'm richer now? Well, you know, kind of I have a basic,

basic knowledge of the kind of whole, like I knew about Mountbatten I didn't know, like, I only kind of learned that a while ago that Charles got with Diana when she was underage. That's been creepy, you know? No, it's no. The Michael Fagan thing's cool. I like that. He's a legend. Yeah, yeah. Vagan's cool,

yeah. He's a fucking lad, you know? A bit of a dell boy, you know. You days winch? Yeah, always wheeling and dealing, you know. Bit of heroin. Why not? Breaking the the Buckingham Palace, you know? Should have given her heroin? sort of out. I'll tell you,

we'll do a little bit of tease for the next one, okay? Yeah, go on. So we'll just talk about Bob Hawk real quick. Never.

So the next episode, oh shit, we forgot about Tatcher's kids. Yeah, okay. Let's do that real quick. We'll end it there. So Tatcher's kids.

So Tatcher has two kids. Right. Well, at least two in a public eye. Maybe she's got a few more, you know, in a septic tank. Yeah, she needed some extra fertilizer.

So we'll have a little contest now. You can decide which is the worst kid. Oh, like this. So there's Mark Thatcher. Right. He's that Sahara con. Yeah, all right. I don't like him.

Okay, well, listen to this, okay. Yeah. He's gone a bit of mischief. So you hear mischief and like, oh, what do you do? Turns out he tried to fund a coup in South Africa. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah.

Like apartheid shit? Equatorial Guinea. Oh. Him and like some guys with guns like try to fund a coup. Okay, because he got a little oil. Yeah, yeah. And it turns out the UK and the Americans knew about it. And they were like, if it happens,

happens it happens. Yeah, they just wanted plausible deniability. Apparently, like, Condoleezza Rice was like directly involved. Really? Yeah, yeah. What, when are we talking roughly? Early 2000s? Yeah. And he got in a lot of shit for that and he's like now banned from a lot of countries. Right. Yeah, well, you try to stage an international coup. Yeah, he's on like the troublemaker list. Yeah, yeah, the naughty list. Yeah, you're barred. Yeah, yeah. So like, I don't think he can go to like, he also got a lot of tax problems in the American. before this not paying tax

I think now he lives in like some like kind of like maybe Sweden or Switzerland something like that and keep a low profile

and he only came over to England for the funeral and then left throw away in case anyone started asking questions I see okay so that's Mark

Thatcher okay now Carol Tatcher is a bit more funny okay because she tried to be in the media oh did she

yeah for a while she was on the one show are you serious yeah well with Jason Manford what a team and is her name still Fatcher or what's her

yeah Carl Tatcher yeah so she was on the one show and she ended up getting fired because she called a tennis player a gollywog oh shit are you serious yeah

god damn yeah in front of other people wasn't just like oh you know this is like in front of like a whole room I think Joe Brand was there as well and like oh my god

what was the context was she like she's black that's the context just oh okay right so she was just like she's a bloody gully one yeah she said no I'm Carl Tatter now

I said she looks like one okay's close yeah man the interview okay this is like such a different time because now obviously you be like you know and rightly so

be like okay you're done but they let her on TV and she was like trying to explain herself she was like I merely I'm trying to what's the correct room I describe someone's appearance is that a crime and then she says

my collection of gollywogs has become more valuable oh my god I hope she means the tie yes oh Jesus yeah just the way it's so like

a different time it's like oh PC Britain yeah okay oh can't call an athlete a gollywog that's the thing like I just love

this sort of complete like like the general public think like the royal family don't harbour some very sick ideals regarding race, religion,

sex, gender, all that stuff. They are as on PC as you could think. They just know where to keep their mouth shut about it. But if you're a fucking idiot who thinks that they're not calling people gollywogs or whatever behind closed doors, you're a fucking idiot. This was her, this is

probably her trying to be like, this would be a little, I'll tone it down to everyone. Yeah, yeah. I'll get this softened. Yeah, because it's one show I won't say the full n words not a hard ER at the end and also Carol Tatcher afterwards was like I know

what I'll do I'll start doing documentaries okay she made a documentary but the Falklands War called Swear to God called Mummies War Where she went over to Falklands okay and she spoke to the parents of Argentinian

people who had been killed during the war right and she said, this is a quote, it was a war, we won, you lost. Get over it. That's fucking hilarious. Stop crying about your son. Oh, your son

died in a war. Stiff up a lip? Yeah, yeah. Oh, your son died in a war because we invaded a country and took it over years ago and now he's upset about it. You're worse than the Irish. That's great. Do you know, that one's a lot more funny. I'm enjoying that

I'm going to go with Carol Carol's my favourite Oh also one final thing She won I'm a celebrity Perfect that's cherry on the cake In 2005 she ate kangaroo balls And was queen of the jungle Yeah

That's how you end an episode I tell you Okay Alright tune in for part two guys Part two Part two we go down under Oh yeah Alright let's end this now

Alright let's end this now How many times did we say Gollywog? No, no.