Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 95 : Dark Side of the Ring

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

Chris Benoit is in the gaff and plays some pranks on Brian while James watches and plays with his nipples.

So, this is a dark side of the ring. Yeah. The documentary series produced by Voice. Yes, Dark Side of the Ring. I've heard good things now. It's pretty good. Even if you're not a wrestling fan. There's just like, well, there's a lot of weird shit that goes on.

Of course, the Chris Benoit won. Even people who aren't wrestling fans know about it because it was so insane. So big. And wrestling has so many good stories. Like, we could do a two part. We're not. But we could do a two part on this they wanted to. Yeah, yeah.

Because there's so many stories. And so many wrestlers, it's just normal. Like, when they tell stories, like, yeah, I OD'd, and then they... I was technically dead for two minutes, and then they dropped me off to hospital, and... That's a real story. There's a guy called Sandman. Sandman.

Yeah. He said, but do. I'm a wrestler. Hello, I've got to wrestle. Ooh, jupidoo. Yeah, he was Adam Sandler, okay? Yeah, Adam Sandler was a wrestler who overdosed on what, Coke? Yeah, he was filming little Nicky, okay? And then...

I got her through the wrestling moves. For my dad, the devil. He was taking steroids after the water boy, okay? And he OD and they were just like dumped him at the hospital. Didn't like bring him in. Dumped, like kicked him out the car. And Nick Swarson was just there giving him CPR. Please, don't die, I need this.

And Nick Swarson is the worst person to give his CPR because he's like breathing heavy. Yeah, he's just like sweating. He's like dropping like pizza grease into your mouth. Yeah, the people give him a CPR, Nick Swarson and Chris Farley. and then David Spade makes comment Yeah That's not Touching

I don't think you give CPR to that part of the body Dick You're sucking dick Big cock in the mouse Yeah I mean that's not quite as nuanced as Spade Yeah But I'm in the ballpark

You wouldn't really get on SNL They probably pitched it I pitched you to the writer's room Where's Jim Downey He's got to hear this That's definitely something to pitch like, well, if someone give CPR to my cock, full stop.

Cut for time. That'll be a Kyle Mooney sketch. Oh, we're getting, we're getting, uh, esoteric here. Yeah, oh, look at you. Esoteric. O't the big fancy words. I'll learn one word every day. You just relearn esoteric.

I still fuck it up. What does it mean? I still fuck it. I still call it esoteric. Esoteric. Yeah, mesoteric. Oh, misotelteric. Oh, misotelteric. Wrestling.

Wrestling. Oh yeah, let me finish the story. Oh, yeah. The Sandman had a... He basically died, okay? Okay. They dumped them off the hospital. Right.

He, they bring him back to life and he wrestles that night. Legend. Okay. Did he win? No, I don't know. Loser. What even bother bringing back? Oh, you whore.

But what I meant to say is that in wrestling, that's like, wild guy. That's a Tuesday. Could you believe, and no other sport? Imagine in Gah. Okay. Yeah, imagine if it was like that in Gah. It was like... They must be.

be in tipperary because all I see is a big bunch of fucking agents it's the evil Nile McNamara coming to the pitch Well yeah No other sports like this

It's like the amount of people who die under 40 You're like well that's just party game Yeah that's how it goes baby You got to put on the show Yeah You got to put on a show Yes I

I'm in crippling pain right now And addicted to Met but I put on a good show Yeah, yeah, yeah, God. So it's funny because a lot of these guys, the older wrestlers, they're in horrible pain. Yeah.

And they're addicted painkillers. Yes. But they don't have the money to buy the painkillers. No. So they have to wrestle again. To get the money. And getting even more pain.

Yeah, yeah. And it needs more painkillers. There you go. If it turned out Vince McMahon owns the painkiller company, that would be genius. He's in bed with the Sackler family. Is that what they're called?

I have no idea. They're like a huge big family, basically the rest of, Rockefeller Well, if ain't wrestling I don't care Okay

Fair enough That's me Yeah I'm put in my place Shut up Nerd Yeah Yeah

Actually I was thinking If I was going to do wrestling Yeah My character would be The nerd The nerd Yeah

The bookworm Yeah The bookworm Yeah and I get out there a book and be like I'm going to shut down this event Because it doesn't meet regulations

May I speak To your fire safety officer please Boo What would be your wrestling gimmick What would be my wrestling

So I'd be the nerd, okay? Okay. I'd be like, I'd be Uncle Bosho. Hello, kids. I'd be like a perverted clown man who does birthdays but always gets arrested. That would be good. You can use the balloons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hide a shank in a, like, a balloon animal.

They had a character called, they had a character called Eugene. Yeah, and his whole thing was his special needs. Oh, wow. So he'd come out and he'd be like, do, do, do you. He actually special needs, though? No, no, it's just acting. Even Vince McMahon isn't that bad.

He was DiCaprio and who's eating Gilbert. Yeah, yeah. I got to do the pile driver, Gilbert. He'd come out and wave, okay, like, do. And then Triple H just smash his head. I'd do a pedigree. Retard pedigree. Yeah, just batter him.

And people are like, yes, yes. Just take that. That's what you get for being born like that. He's doing his finishing move, the drool, Okay, so I've been watching Dark Side of the Ring And I've been looking up some good stories Okay And I thought, let's not beat around the bush

No Let's jump straight into that bush, okay? Let's talk about the big dog himself The reason why so much wrestling changed And why shit now? Yeah, this is the reason why Chris Benoit's biggest crime Was making wrestling lame

Yeah, that's what he did wrong Yeah, yeah, yeah So we're going to talk about Chris Benoit the Canadian crippler The Canadian cripple A plum Christmas goose for everyone Yeah Tiny Benoit

The Canadian crippler, okay Okay Okay And they did two episodes about him on Dark Side of Ring Oh wow To a big story Yeah yeah yeah Now Chris Benoit

Yeah To talk about him We must talk about Nancy Nancy That's a callback to a previous episode. Well, it's Borat. Well, how do you know he's not copying it for me? Yeah, actually, yeah, right.

He launched a lawsuit. He copied my podcast. I was recorded in 2020. I can't prove he didn't. I also kidnapped Pamela Anderson. That part's true. Right, go on. Nancy Benoit.

Okay, so what happened is she was dating another wrestler called Kevin O'Sullivan. Kevin O'Sullivan. Not the court comedian. No That would be That would be an interesting That would be so cool That'd be great

Yeah Ah here are lads Where I was wrestling It was great So Kevin O'Sullivan Okay He's a wrestler Also a promoter

Okay And his thing is like He's like a devil worshipper Oh right That was his His character He's a Satan worshipper And he's like

You know And I got my devil Worshipping girlfriend Oh Satanic Nancy The Satanic sluts Yeah Yeah

Oh fucked your granddaughter Facked Great daughter Yeah Okay, okay. So that was like, he's like, okay, I got my girlfriend with me working. Yes. This is great. Okay. Put her to work. And they're in, I think, WWE first, then I think they moved to WCW, the rival company. Yeah. Okay. But so Kevin, he's performing, but he also likes to write the stories.

Right. Okay. So he taught, hey, this would be a good story. What if, what if Chris Benoit steals my girlfriend? Right. And start to pretend banging her. Okay. You know, okay, Fabe, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, I have to win her back. And Nancy's like, okay. That's a great idea! Yes, let's do it. I've already been doing that. I've been getting into character.

Okay. So that's what happens, all right? Yeah. And he's like, wow, Nancy's a great actress. She is really, wow. When she pretends to kiss him and suck his dick, you really believe. I haven't seen her in three weeks. That's how dedicated she is.

So, like, in the wrestling, okay, the Chris Benoit will be sending in videos like, I'm with your wife. And we're banging in heaven a great time. It's like clubber line. in uh fucking rocky street hey woman hey woman you want a real man come over here yeah yeah so eventually like kevin's no idiot after a couple years he realized after having not seen his wife in three years he started to suspect something he's like he's like it's like boyhood she's going to bang him for 12 years okay he's like wait a minute and then it all comes out that Chris Benoit has been doing the

dirty he's actually been banging nancy right and then the fights get interesting because they start doing real punches oh wow okay so they still kind of kept it incorporated into the wrestling not intentionally okay but they were like we're gonna have a pretend wrestle here yeah yeah but i'm actually pretty pissed off with you yeah but also you're much bigger than me oh really so okay i guess i'll just let you beat the shit out of it by nancy yeah yeah yeah buy nancy He just starts banging The Eugene The next best thing

And then he's like Let's have a story line Where Benoit fucks you It's happened again No Not you Jing Okay So eventually Chris and Nancy

Get married Get married, have a kid Yeah It's all good Daniel Yeah I think Chris also has a kid From the other marriage Oh God

He lucky escape Yeah yeah they interview the son a lot and you feel bad for him because he doesn't look I don't want to be mean to this kid but he looks like at the very least

he looks like he hasn't been sleeping much okay yeah I think the stress of all this has like affected him right okay I may

man let's not speculate maybe maybe he parry a bit too hard to deal with maybe he's been self-medicating who no I'm not going to speculate I feel so he felt bad from

so he's a dirty junk ball yaks scum yeah oh my dad kill someone yeah Anyway, whatever. Yeah, we'll get to that, okay? Yeah, yeah, he'll get.

So, um, the pressures of wrestling. Sure. Is getting to Chris. Yeah. He goes back to WWE and he becomes like one of their big stars. Yes, yeah. And that's a lot of pressure. I remember when he, like, joined the WWF and like, you know, he was like immediately, like, he was the heel.

But he was immediately kind of thrown into like the main title fight. You know, he was kind of like a big dog almost right away going up against like Jericho and the rock and shit. And of course. The bigger you get, the more you got to fight, longer the matches, the more pressure. So he starts getting into religion, hmm, good, and pain killers. Okay.

Maybe bad. Or maybe it's the opposite. Which is the real drug. Opiate of the masses? Yeah. You know, it's the real opiates of masses, the opiates. According to our medical research and that. Okay.

So, you know, and he's drinking a lot. But in that kind of world, that's expected. Yeah. party hard lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The lifestyle is you wrestle, you stay up all night partying, you travel that morning and you're up again wrestling, okay? Like, it's all cocaine, pain pills, booze and steroids. Yeah, like his best friends. And concussions. His best friend since, I think, the early days, was Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero. Okay. Latino heat, hitting on the

honeies that look so sweet. Yeah, yeah. That was his theme music. So, yeah, and they were best friends, like, BFFs. Yes. Okay, actually, they were so friendly. I was like, are they gay? Because I don't understand the concept of male friendship. You just see two men hanging out. You think we're in a relationship. You think I'm your

boyfriend. Yeah, he just won't put out. Oh, such a frigid. So I actually was like, are they gay? Apparently they weren't. But when I tell you more about this, you're like, it seems a bit suspect. Well, let's be honest. Now, the whole wrestling thing has a whole more erotic vibe to it. They're all in their

big musly men in their underpants sweating and grappling. I mean, there's definitely a homosexual vibe through the whole thing. Thankfully. Which is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what ruins it? When they bring out the hot women with their breasts with their bits and bobs

on display? Makes me sick. Wrong. That's, what are those two big tumours on her chest? What are they? Oh, jiggly. It makes me sick. Okay. So he's best friends with Eddie.

Right. Now, Eddie is living way harder, okay? Yeah, he was a big, big cookhead, right? Apparently, like, because near the end with Eddie, he was realizing that even himself, like, I can't, my body's not reacting the way it should. I can't do the things I want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Near the end, he was so bad that he would just lie on the table for a lot of it. They'd just give him a red bull.

He'd get out wrestling and lie back on the table. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's bad. Just give him one. That's basically, like, just give him one, just like, go on, get out, get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go out, take a beat and come back. What do you, like, he, he eventually died of a heroin over, or cocaine.

He, well, I think officially, he just had heart attack. Oh, right, yeah, okay. Oh, he died, yeah, he died before the Crispinot thing, though. Yeah, that's what set. 2005? No, there's no idea, James. Oh, you freak. I'm not a nerd.

Okay. So, but Eddie, his, his drug habit was getting so bad. Yeah. He OD'd three times in his own house. Wow. The last time, his wife saw him, and was. so sick of the whole thing she brought the kids to school first

then went back to see if he was alive oh yeah she was so used to seeing him kind of passed out with foam in his mouth that she's like look I gotta bring the kids to school yeah yeah I gotta beat the morning traffic

yeah yeah yeah you know the I-95 is a killer so yeah I'll let you foam about look he's having a great time yeah look at her he's doing the worm Not a great worm Very shivery worm

It's an attempt Okay So eventually It gets so bad Eddie is found On the bathroom floor Of a hotel Died with a two brush

In his mouth So it was like instant Okay Oh actually no I'm wrong He was unconscious The brush was in his ass Yeah I'm like

Gay So he was on the floor And I think someone else Found him And he was like Then died Right okay I was, okay.

Hi, Dios, meo. Yeah, okay. So, Chris, you know... Took it hard. Hard is putting it lightly. You got to hit a little case of the boo-hoos. He would get in Eddie's bed and hug his pillow. Okay, that's, yeah.

See, that's where... That's where... But we also have to keep in mind that at this point, you know, his brain was already on a steady decline of, like, steroid abuse, concussions, he, you know, he was all fucked up.

It sounds like he... His fucking eggs was scrambled, pal. Yeah, his melon was twisted. It sure was. It sounded like he'd already regressed a lot.

Talk about an unhappy Monday. Yeah, sorry, it sounded like he'd already regressed pretty hard to like being a child. Yeah. But in that world, no one notices.

Right. Like if he was an accountant, and he's going around, Bha, yeah, people... And imagine the poor wife Vetti, okay, we're just like, okay, look, my husband's dead, and I'm very sad, it's very tragic. But at least he won't be ODing on the floor.

Yes. I can, move-hoo-hoo! What's that upstairs? And then this is like, fucking Chris, just hugging a pillow and crying. I can't live if living is without you. He's just humping the pillow as well.

He's just doing the crippler cross-space finishing move on it. Okay. So, you get to even worse. He starts getting real paranoid. Yeah. And he starts switching cars On the way to the gym

Jesus Christ Kind of like in casino Yeah Yeah He's like driving to a car park And like What exactly was his Paranoia

Like what Who is he Who does he think was out To get him People Okay Yeah The you know

Who's that run The wrestling I don't think I don't even know He knew Who's after him Yeah yeah Okay

Okay And they were like How are we gonna help Chris So they buy him a journal Oh And he starts Writing letters to Eddie That's not

how it works. No, no. Still no reply. He was like the old woman in Donny Darko just walking over to the mailbox every day, waiting for a reply. He keeps buying stamps. And like everyone involves like, Chris isn't doing too well. Yeah, yeah.

Like, no one's like, Chris is great. Yeah. Okay. Even people like in the town he lived in were like, yeah, I saw him in a gym and even the worked out was not a healthy workout. Really? Yeah, yeah. They were angry workouts. Oh, I see. Like proper like, yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to kill someone in my family, maybe more than one. Okay. So then one night, the eventful night. The night. Yeah. Eddie Eddie calls to cancel. Sorry, go ahead. Eddie calls to cancel a match.

You mean, Chris? Oh, no. Of course Eddie. Oh, no. That would be interesting. You've gone mental. You're hearing Eddie's voice. Oh, no. You're like Chris.

Your bloody spastic. I'm going to write a letter. Okay. So Chris. He calls, he's like, oh, yeah, I can't come tonight. No, no, don't ask why. The family's got food poisoning,

but I'm going to look after him. Right. Okay. Hangs up and her like, oh, it's not a big match. It's just a regular match. Sure. No big deal.

Then the middle of the night, he calls that guy again. Okay. And he said, oh, text him, sorry. And he said, and it says, the dogs are in the pool area and the back doors are open. Now, back doors? Oh, yeah, there you go. Well done with you.

See, I'm good at finding gay stuff. Because I spent years undercover. Like Serpico. You're like a gay da Vinci code. You just notice all the signs everywhere. I just see, like, you're walking around the Louvre. Gay. Look at that.

That's gay as well. It's that drawing of a woman You know Cover up the tits It's a man Look at Mona Lisa's eyes What she looked She looked at the George

Mona Lisa's cock Follows you wherever you go So this guy Gets the text Like oh Dogs are in the pool area The back doors are open From Chris's phone

Right That's weird Second's layer Gets text again Same text from Nancy's phone Okay That's weird He's like

Nancy's always repeating things yeah yeah okay derivative okay yeah yeah yeah the next day no response okay they're ringing they're ringing no response it's like one o'clock in the day yes they're like he's supposed to be on the road hey they get a wellness check you ever heard of that a wellness check yeah it's a thing i don't have to have in ireland but in america they have it where in certain states where they can call be like hey look i'm worried about someone can you just go out the police come out and check okay yeah sure yeah i've seen it in movies yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay, home alone

Home alone, yeah, perfect example Yeah, and the cops like I can't check in Chris Ben Watts, Christmas Okay, okay So they check And all three are dead Oh So the police this stage know

All three are dead Yes And they're talking to Vince Yeah And they said we're not looking for suspects Because there is a suicide note Well We don't know how much Vince

knew, Vince McMahon. Oh no, I just mean the cops knew that they weren't looking for anybody else because there was a suicide note. We don't know what they told them. Sure. But Vince is like we're going to have a special show dedicated to Chris.

Yeah, I remember that now. I actually was like, ironically enough. I hadn't watched wrestling in years but it was like staying at a friend's house at night and we were just like chilling out and we were watching Raw and then it just opens with Vince McMahon standing in the ring, the stadiums,

empty is like, we have the sad news that our Crispin was died and wasn't he meant to be dead at the time? He's like, yeah, what do you mean? Vince McMahon was going to be, in the storyline he was dead. Oh, is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, this is not a storyline. Yeah, yeah, he kind of opens like, this isn't,

we're not doing it, we're just, unfortunately Chris Penwell's dead and they just showed old highlight footage of his old matches, but you, there's a theory that... A lot of people say like, that they should have waited until they knew the full story. And it was pretty obvious what happened. So they were all thinking it might be in a gas leak.

Okay. That was an option, but I think that was them clutching a straws. A gas leak. One of the writers for community? Hey, oh, Basinga. There you go. Yeah, that's what happened in season four. Yeah, well, that's what they say.

Yeah, I know, yeah. Do you? No, I don't. I don't know what's going on. Anyway, yeah, so Vince McMahon basically had this, like, a memorial show, and there is a possibility he knew what, Danois did. But what did he do, Brian?

For those listening that don't know, go into it. What happened is, okay, he, now I didn't know how bad this was. Yeah, it's actually very fucked up. He used a telephone cord

to strangle Nancy. Now, I knew that, but what I didn't know is he actually used his knee to break her back while she was still alive. So while he was strangling her, he used his knee,

he strangled her from behind, and then put his knee into her back, so it broke while she was still alive. Fuck me. I didn't know that now he then goes into his son's room Yeah Okay

Gives him a Xanax And suffocates him Oh like a pillow was it Yeah yeah yeah He leaves a Bible beside boat Yeah that's right Jesus that's Incredibly violent death for his wife

And kind of a more peaceful Well not more peaceful But gives him the Xanax He probably conked out And then just suffocated him Like I thought I heard strangling But it was strangling you think like pain for

like pain and fear but with the back broken as well that's fucked up man you know I heard like obviously it was kind of meant as a joke but people were what some people did say it as if it was serious like

I heard he used the crippler cross face to kill Daniel crippler crossface was like his finishing move where he like basically would reach around like who reach around and he'd like pull your neck back

or whatever so but anyway obviously that would have been more I mean, if Vince was writing it Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah You could tell it was a wrestling fan That kind of came up with that little theory, you know Chris, you know, they said he was dedicated

But, his last His last job, he fucked it up Got lazy and just suffocated the kid So he leaves Bible side both bodies, okay? Right He then goes to sleep He has a little lie down For the whole night

He's all tuck her out For the whole night He wakes up in the morning Gets a cup of Joe Oh, yeah Okay, got to start the day goes onto the internet Now we have a search history

He looked up Bible stories About resurrecting children Wow Do you think he was a bit like Is there an undo button? Yeah Control alt delete Yeah yeah

Hit refresh He's like it's got to be here somewhere Have you tried turning it off and on again Yeah he watched a bit of IT crowd Yeah he watched the IT crowd It's like this is good crack now Bantor Yeah

He then looked up hanging techniques. Yeah. You have to look that up. Well. Suppose you want to do it right. Sure, yeah. No, he looked up hanging techniques.

Then he decided to just freestyle it. Yeah. By doing it on the gym equipment. See, that's what all the greats do, Brian. They learn the art form. They learn all the tricks of the structure so that they can subvert and defy the rules.

You got to learn the rules before you can hang yourself. That's right. There's an old S&L quote. Yeah. Okay. And so that's what happened. But at the time on the TV channel on WWE didn't know so they have a... They were just saying Chris Benoit died didn't say anything about Nancy or Daniel or anything like that.

Not like that. And looks bad because some of them, obviously the wrestlers are confused and they're heartbroken. They're like, this is a hey, Chris, I love you. You never do anything wrong. You're a great man. Yeah, that was the whole thing. Like they were all like, he's great. He was amazing.

Best wrestler. Great guy. Good family man. You know, uh, all that stuff. then of course it comes out and they all are like Oh shit One of the wrestler says

I trust you with my kids Oh no And Chris Jericho was watching Jericho not Benoit Yeah I know Chris Jericho And he didn't want to participate in this Because he was like

So heartbroken Because he had a lot of great fights With Benoit Yeah he was like They were even like a tag team Together at one point But he said he got He knew something

Was really fucked up Because he was watching that All the wrestlers And there was one wrestler Who lived nearby So he probably would have He probably would have heard A lot of the argument

stuff Right And he could tell that that wrestler was definitely watching where he stepped. He was like, hey, whatever happens. You are a good wrestler. Yeah, that was it. Just like, you were a very... In the ring, you were great.

In the ring and nowhere else, you are definitely a human man with blood and bones. Because apparently, like, it was pretty obvious. They were rowing very loud. Yeah, yeah. All the neighbors would have heard it. Right. Okay. So, they do the wellness check.

The cops come. This is the weirdest part of the documentary. For some reason, the cop who they talked to, who was on the scene, he decides to tell a little funny story. Oh, he's trying out his five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My time to shine. Evening at the improv. Okay.

Hey, you're eating these donuts. Am I right, folks, about the donut? So he's telling, this is the funny story, okay? He's like, so me and this female detective, this female police officer go into the apartment, all right? Tiddies. And we're looking around the place. Misogynist. We're looking around the place.

Yeah. She comes in, sees his reflection in the mirror, thinks it's him. She puts her gun up, she says, freeze. I'm like, hey, he's actually over here. Ah. Yeah. Women. That is in very poor taste.

Why would you say that? Yeah. But like, his body was hanging. It's like, this dizzy bat. She thought he was hanging over there. He was hanging over here. Your heads up your ass. This silly cow.

Don't know what a mirror is. are fucking where's the telephone cord there'll be no Xanax for you you a bitch yeah that's sorry I was interrupting while you were telling that story

I apologize so are you angry at me no no I'm just checking my notes okay so maybe I'm getting ideas here so they do an autopsy okay right now

Chris had passed all the WWF drug tests Okay. But there's phone recordings of Nancy saying those tests are all bullshit and you're definitely using again. He was like, no, I'm not. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not.

Boo-hoo, Eddie. Okay. I've got his pillow. When they do the autopsy, it turns out he was 10 times over, he was 10 times, he had 10 times the testosterone of a normal man. Wow. I'll say that again because he's kind of fucked up. He had 10 times the testosterone of a normal man.

That's a bit of a tongue twister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. so he was just I think he might have been on steroids he was roided the fuck out yeah yeah yeah but and

what else anything else in the autopsy no well he was dead that's what they found out as well they come up and are like I think he's dead well no I heard that

like they compared his MRI scan the post-mortem MRI scan and he had the brain of like a 90 year old Alzheimer's patient I think that's true as well I didn't write it down

but he's true as well like his brain was absolutely fucked from steroids painkillers and of course the severe concussions it was just like a perfect storm of you know negative things and he got all

fucked up in the noggin yeah yeah well he won a belt so it's worth it it's part of the game you got to do it for the fans yeah yeah yeah hey WrestleMania go big or go home you know what I'm saying yeah that's what the greats do yeah that's what Michael Jordan did that

he did you know Jordan probably could have killed his wife and kid people be like hey what are you gonna do they're like

it's Jordan yeah yeah yeah I was laughing because I watched Home Alone recently I forgot the Jordan's in it oh the cardboard

yeah yeah yeah I laughed the idea of like because the way he uses the Jordan to trick the burglars

yeah yeah of them going like Michael Jordan's in this house holy shit MJ we killed his dad for him

okay so that's Chris Benoit why do you get that yeah or nay I'm on the fence I'll be honest I'm on the fence

no obviously it it is like beyond fucked up and disturbing and it completely changed like I mean there is very much

not to be like overly dramatic but there is a wrestling it was forever changed there's before Benoit and after Benoit in terms of the incident

and what it did to the sport no more chair shots to the head like they really cut down on all the violence like when I was watching it it was like

table ladders, chairs, barbed wires, sledgehammers, anything goes. Yeah. And it was getting crazier and crazier. It had to come to a limit event. Like, eventually things had to hit a ceiling. That's the thing.

Yeah, absolutely. And it did. Oh boy, did it. The only kind of downside is this is the biggest criticism he can have Benoit, is that he didn't do it in the ring. Yeah. What a showman.

I mean, if you do that, if you do it, if that became his character or like, he's always like, you know. The baby killer. Yeah, like, you know, he tries to kill. Chris Rock. Family man. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, he tries to kill the Rock. Crazy Chris. Get your hands off me, man. That's not even Chris Rock. That's just racist offensive. That's just a loud voice.

Yeah, it was just a loud offensive. I can't really do. I'm not a good impression. But in the attitude era, if like Chris Benoit had a fucking phone cord and was walking around like... Just swinging it around.

Yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, boo. Trying to strangle Mick Foley. People love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But instead, he took his job home with him That's it

Yeah Shame So what do you want to do Owen Hart Or the fabulous mullah I think Owen Hart will be a fairly quick one Won't it

It's just Yeah What happened to him Well I'll talk with something That's kind of fun Do you remember When Sergeant Slaughter Turned against America

No I That's like kind of It's like early to mid-90s That was before my time Watching Yeah Okay

So Sergeant Slaughter Okay Yeah He was so popular He was even in G.I. Joe he was in cartoons like and people loved him

but then I think he left WWF for a while and when he came back Vince McMahon was like I want to fuck with him okay so he brought in a storyline this is during one of the wars I think the Gulf War

the Gulf War probably this is during the Gulf War Vince is like you gotta come out okay and say that you hate America and you've teamed up with Saddam Hussein and they photoshoped a picture

of Sargist Sloter with Saddam Hussein like shaking hands Love it. Yeah. And Vince wanted him to burn an American flag in the ring. Did he do it? No. He was like, come on, man.

Eventually he burnt a flag with Hulk Hogan written on it. Okay. Yeah. Compromise. Now, you think, like, most wrestling fans would be like, oh, he's doing a character there. No, they were like, he actually has turned against America. See, that's the thing. I mean, you would assume that, of course, everybody knows that it's real and it's pantomime.

But, you know, there is a certain... level of low IQ and intelligence in certain parts of America and but then another thing is even aside from that

even if you're there and aware of it you do allow yourself get swept up in the pantomime of it and it's just more fun to be like fuck you

you fucking hip jab cunt or whatever well Sergeant Slaughter he needed bodyguards at all times and he wore bulletproof vest

during all the shows oh that's a bit much no because they were getting so many debt threats and they were getting proper like I know where you live here's a bullet I'm going to use you. Of course, you can't really rule out the mental

illness factor in America that's always Especially with wrestling fans Who are like, I'm the heel, I'm going to shoot someone Then I can be the wrestler I'm the chapman Yeah, yeah Yeah, so like Well, he obviously, he didn't get murdered then

No, he didn't And eventually Vince allowed him to become American America lover again Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, Vince McMahon is a real piece of shit, though, isn't he? I love him. Yeah, he is a piece of shit, though.

He is an absolute piece of shit. The thing I've heard is he's always trying to get an incest angle into WWE, and none of the wresters want to do it. They're all like, that's a bit too far. Yeah. Well, that's been and gone. The attitude era would have been at the time. See, the attitude era, man, it was literally like Jerry Springer with more violence.

Jerry Springer with fucking chair shots to the face It was so smutty and trashy Like they'd have like bran panty matches And like Jerry the King Lawler One of the announcers Anytime woman come out with big dits He'd be like look at the puppies I love puppies

J.R. Oh goddammit King Just calm down will you No I can't help myself J.R. I love the puppies Like it's such a weird work environment Yeah it's so like It was so hedonistic and like racist, sexist, homophobic, everything. It was just like so...

Nearly all the black wrestlers. We're all like gangsters. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, it's like you can be... Listen, you can be a gangster or a jungle man. Yeah, okay, which one he wants? You can be a criminal or someone who doesn't know how to read. Do you know the godfather wrestler?

No. He was like a pimp, right? He had a pimp and he'd always come out with all these women and he could, like, it was called the Ho-Train. and like you know that was his finishing move the whole train he'd like run at you there was like six like scantily clad women and this is like daytime TV I was like 10 years old you know what I mean it was great and then you read about the things that they weren't

allowed to yeah they probably were like can we just can we just sexually assault someone in the stage because I'm the heel so I should be able to do that and a jizz on her talk about a finishing move am I right hey oh like I watch one clip of those bro I don't understand the brand panty matches is so weird to me because it's from a different age and it's not

like you know like old carry on it's like oh it's fun yeah this is like maybe it's because the crowd

or so like gone show us the tits and then as you said like fucking Jerry Larson is like whoa

yeah yeah like I saw one of those brown panty matches where the girl like tried to rip off the woman's underwear oh yeah and like

like if that if that's successful we're all seeing our pussy Yes, we are. Well, see, sometimes, I'd never seen anyone rip off, but sometimes when they rip off the bra, they'd blur out the tits.

You wouldn't get to see them, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a shame. It is a shame. But again, daytime television, I was a child. Like, it was mostly children watching this stuff. A lot of adults, too, but like... And they had toys as well. Yeah, yeah, I'd love the toys, the DVDs.

You can pull the bra off the toy. I have to, I got my dad's screwdriver to chip off the bra. And I thought, like, you know, just white chipped plastic. I thought that's what tits looked like, you know? I do remember wanting to do. I do remember being in a Tice. Remember when you were so young that when you're in a Tye store with the Barbies, you like got like excited?

Yeah, yeah. It's weird. It's a lot weirder now when you do it. Yeah. It's like, oh my God. I'm still being like, can I see your tits? Can I see Barbie's tits? It's okay.

I think like the, the man in Tye stores like a pimp. We're like, how much? How much for 15 minutes? You can do whatever you want Fucker in the ears Fucker in the mouth But no rough stuff Alright

Yeah Yeah You see The Barbie You never would have had a Barbie Because you were an only child Yeah Yeah see my sister had Barbies

And I had action men So I used to like They used to get it on He used to be banging Yeah I used to make them bang Oh yeah And you actually had proper full

Then storylines Yeah He couldn't get it up Yeah And like then I had like my black action man come in and cook them you know what I mean like

oh why are you enjoying you have so much dear shut up you fucking be you ain't nothing but a little homo yeah yeah yeah all was good crack now I never had the wrestling ties myself but I do remember

going people's houses and they had them yeah Ray Mysterio was a bit because I was an older generation so that would be a generation of like Ray Mysterio and those kind of types See, I had like Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H, all those guys. Yeah. The Undertaker.

I'll tell you, I was in the shop in Newry last week. Yeah. And they had, uh, well, who did they had now? They had, uh, the Rock obviously, did wrestling ties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like in some kind of pound land kind of store. Right, right, right, right. They had the Rock, the three wrestlers, the Rock, I think Roman Reigns.

I don't know who that is. He's like a newer guy. Right, right. And then I think it was Steve Austin. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Even, even, even, even, you know, who's buying.

Well, I guess kids are probably. these were real bad look at these were i tell you i do not think these were approved by w w okay yeah so they were like the schmock and uh yeah yeah quadruple h quadruple h yeah yeah yeah i also they also sold cans of pussy cans of pussy yeah it was an energy drink energy drink called pussy yeah yeah yeah wow i'll send you i'll show you a picture How do they just sell You're so weird Is it S-S-Y or I?

No, no, no It's P-U-S-S-Y In pink letters Okay It's a pussy And then it's a picture of a scorpion Oh What's that mean?

Oh That's why you always wear a condom It's like that old Fable, the Scorpion and the cunt It's in my nature Yeah Why did you betray me, cunt It's in my

you the evil cunt stings the scorpion I don't know well do Owen Hart and then New Jack okay what about that

Moolah bitch Ah Mula's just a pimp We just threw her in gender quotas Who like pimped out Her female wrestlers Yeah And people are like

But she broke the glass ceiling Was she still bad? Yes So Owen Hart then Real quick He fell down The end Well he was

been lowered into the ring. That little tumble. Yeah, yeah. He had a little tumble. Yeah. He was a superhero character, the blue blazer. Right. Okay.

He was been lowered into the ring with like a wire. The wire broke. He fell, broke his neck, died. The wire didn't break. Did it not? This is the clip. Oh, clip. So what happened is they normally had a thing where he dropped down, okay, and he needs a second to undo.

The clip. Yeah, yeah. And they were like, that looks a little lame. Okay. Need to jazz it up, make it more exciting. It made a bit too excited. So on the night, all right, they had him drop down. Right.

They were doing practice. They were doing practice one. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, okay, we're going to change a little bit. Then they didn't try with the changes. Okay, right, right. And then... So what was it?

They were kind of loosening the clip so, like, he wouldn't have to unfasten it himself. What they wanted is when he reached the ground, the clip would go just the pressure release of him touching the ground. would undo the clip so he didn't have to be like fiddle with it so whoever made that decision to be like oh we need to change it so he doesn't fiddle with the clip basically kill this man if you're teaming up with them okay okay all right um so he falls and apparently as he's falling he's like look out look out yeah why can even have fallen anyone oh okay where did he thought i thought he fell in the ring though in the ring yeah were there people in the ring

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right, right. And then poor old, uh, J.R. Yeah. Okay. He was just stuck, because they were like, put the camera on J.R. On something more hideous. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they put the camera on him. So he's like, there's a man dying in the ring. Yeah. And then J.R.'s going to be like, uh, yes, um, this is not part of the show. Um, it seems like he's, uh, we will get, keep you update when we know what's happening.

Uh, yeah, he's not moving. He's turning blue. I think he's going to be fine. I mean, his neck looks like a fucking busted accordion, but I think he'll be all right. Yeah. So, um, he dies. He dies. He dies. He dies and he's dead.

Yeah. Die. He died. He died. To die. Yeah. Vince lied. He lied. So, the widow, you know what they're like. Oh, here we go. Yep. Yep. Tries to sue a great man.

Oh, yeah. Tries to sue a great man. A great man. Tries to sue Vince, okay. But Owen Hart is part of big wrestling family Yeah, Brett Hart, Brett the hitman heart And a few other They all sided with Vince Really? Yeah, yeah

Oh shit So then Vince countersooes the widow Fuck off Yeah, yeah And the family helped to fuck her over What the fuck? Whoa They just will not cooperate in the

Man, they must have absolutely despised her then Yeah, well like, you know Trying to get compensation Yeah, yeah Ah, Jesus And I assume Yeah, the fence was successful In the counter suit

It ended with a settlement Right, okay And the weird thing is Like they wrestled The show continued What? Yeah They just like

They swept him under the ring Yeah No, they left him there Really? No, I'm joking Okay Yeah, do we still blood In the ring though

I'm not joking Oh my God Yeah and then just like Keep going Can you imagine Any other type of show Imagine if like um an x factor somebody died and then they just danced around the corpse probably would do that

yeah yeah probably would so how exactly what exactly killed him was it like a broken neck or head trauma or just a big smack off the ground okay that was the that was written in the carner's report a big smack an almighty smack off the ground by okay let's let's end it with new jack okay new jack okay now new jack i think might be my favorite wrestler ever oh okay Yeah. He is awesome. Is he more cooler than Benoit? Yes. He's big. He's black and he's awesome. I'm in.

I wish he was my daddy, okay? Maybe he is. So just a, so you always say you've got her life, okay? Who? You? I never said that. You always say you grew up with the project. I did grow up in the projects, but I ran it. I ran it with an iron fist.

I was top dog. New Jack wasn't so lucky. Okay. So he grew up in a rough area. Right. Rough childhood. Yeah. An example of how rough it was.

He saw his dad stab his mother. Okay. And then a week later he shot her in the back of the leg. Right. So he's kind of like, that's probably why I'm fucked up. Yeah, I'd imagine I would have an effect. Probably, I'm no child psychologist. Now, any reason why?

Maybe she was being a bit too naggy, naggy. I think she was like, oh, stop cheating and steal no my money. Yeah, yeah. Stop beating me in front of the children. You're going to cyclotty damage them And he's like, I'll show you One of these days Yeah

So he becomes a wrestler And he's very successful Yes Now along comes mass transit Mass transit Yeah mass transit Is a big fat 17 year old white kid

Okay Who loves wrestling And I think he might be A little bit special Okay At the very least dumb yeah okay yeah yeah now he goes to a fight a match okay yeah this is like one that's held like

in a hotel sure yeah it's very like uh it's not televised yeah i get you yeah okay and he's like hey put me in the ring put me in the ring yeah and they're like you can't be in the ring he's like yes i'm 21 okay i'm a professional wrestler i've got experience in the past they named a few wrestlers they're like well if you can name wrestlers he must see he's got what it takes I know who Vince McMahon is Well, I mean, it checks out with me So they let him in the ring Yeah, yeah, yeah

He's incredibly obese He's, I saw a video very, very fat Yeah, yeah, yeah Now, New, I think the Dudleys were there as well Right, one of the Dudleys, at least So New Jack sees this Now, according to New Jack, he was high as hell Oh, he was off his tits and coke

Oh, nice Yeah, nice So can you imagine how lucky you are If you're New Jack This big fat white kid gets in You're coked off your tits Yeah, yeah. And you know, you know, probably when he saw that kid getting into the ring, just the way he got on, he's probably like, this isn't a professional. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure the kid probably struggled to get into the ring.

Yeah. Just like the kind of bending down and going through the ropes. So New Jack's like, oh, I got the nobility here. Oh, yeah. Oh, you mean I can like batter him? It's party time. Yeah. And he, and mass transit was like, hey, to make it look real good, maybe you can blade me a little bit. Okay.

So I bleed. Okay, so explain blading. real quick. Blading as thing wrestlers do. For the un-initiated. Blading as thing wrestlers do, where they cut themselves a little bit, they'll always have a little sharp thing hidden. Like a razor. Yeah, either like taped to their foot or somewhere around the ring and then they cut themselves and it looks like they took a real bad hit. Yeah, it's like they kind of cut themselves a little bit and then the other rest of

like cracked them over the head with like a chair or something and then they split open and there's blood everywhere and it's very... Yeah, yeah. It's a lot of fun. So for New Jack, okay, can you imagine this fat, white, kid's like can you cut me that's like for us if a girl's like can I like suck your cock yeah yeah can I do that would that be okay

you're like yes I think we can come to an arrangement so he's like oh I can cut this fat white kid I'm gonna cut me this fat motherfucker right now yeah so he fucking does he slice and dices him he cuts them he cuts two arteries in his head

he beats him with a toaster yeah fat yeah probably loved it where's the toast he smashes this kid he goes down on the ground like almost instantly

and he's just like almost like you know a family guy when they fall down like they fall down in a weird way where like their like leg is sticking up

right yeah yeah it's a comical fall down okay and he's bleeding all over the place and New Jack says I don't care if this motherfucker

dies he's white nice yes perfect I mean, perfect. You can't say anything. That's the argument. The conversation is over right then.

It's check mate. Now, New Jack, his kind of heel persona was like this kind of black power guy. Like, I'm here to kill Whitey. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, he kind of took it that extra step in that he made several attempts to murder Whitey. Which I respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he was so fun.

Now, that's a lover of the craft right there. Especially during this time in America, he would be on, on, he would be on, he. TV being like, hey, OJ, keep up to good work. While the trial's going on. While the trial's over. He's like, keep up to good work. Kill more white people. Bitch had a common.

Yeah, yeah. He would dress up like a cop after Rodney King. Okay. And beat up white wrestlers in the ring. I love it. That's amazing. Yeah, what a hero. Yeah, I love.

He should be on money. You know the way recently had a thing, we're like, oh, Jane Austen should be on the five-pound note. Oh, who gives a fuck about it? Jane Austen. Give me New Jack early day. What did Jane Austen ever cut up a fat boy?

Yeah. Well, if she did, she didn't film it, so it doesn't even count. Probably roll about it like a sissy. Yeah, boo. Hey, dearest Bethany, I cut up a big fat fuck. It was divine.

Fuck off, love. I want fucking new jack right now. You can shunuchery. job Yeah So he cuts This fat boy up

Okay This fat bitch Okay His little fat And of course Then the family You're there And you're like

Hey what's going on Stop to get Apparently the dad Was saying the N-word Law Even before the match Started Just as he was

Coming down As he woke up in the morning That's the first thing He says Yeah Okay So this It's like night terrors

But he just Screams the N-word And it's so funny Because then like There's a Paramedic stuff in the ring, okay, and he's just bleeding out on the ring, and

the whole audience was like, boo! Yeah. At the fat kid, like, when people come in to help him, like, boo, they're on New Jack's side, because it's so awesome, like, all these white people are like, yeah, kill Whitey, yeah. Kill him! Yeah, well, fat people

don't count as people. Believe me, I know. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. So, uh, don't touch it, or two, it's low-hanging fruit. I'll gobble it up. Okay. The whole thing, okay, so they're all helping him out, okay? They're like, we love white, we love the black guy now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think New Jack did more for race relations. Than Malcolm X, MLK. And he survived. If the FBI tried to kill New Jack, he'd hit the bullet so hard it bounces back at the sniper. You don't tell him where to sit on the bus. He sits wherever the fuck he wants. Yeah.

And he cuts up a fat boy then. Yeah, that's right. So the whole thing, the thing goes to court then, okay? And then, you know, in the court case, they're like, My poor little boy just loved wrestling so much He wanted to take part But he had no idea how mean it would be What exactly injuries, like he lived, didn't he?

Yeah, he lived, okay But once he all fucked up after? No, he seemed grand. Oh, okay. They were talking to him afterwards, like, for some like CNBC interview, okay? And he's like, yeah, I'm good, but I can't feel the top of my head, it's all numb. you know interesting well yeah

he would have severed some nerve endings yeah and it's like well that's it yeah and in the court case New Jack won because the lawyer there's like the lawyer okay it was all like you know oh this

this fat kid tricked New Jack is just a performer just an entertainer yeah he didn't know he thought the kid was professional yeah I mean technically yeah the kid lied and got in there so he lied

yeah he should have known what he was getting into you wouldn't get into a bull fight and expect a bull not to cut up a fat boy yeah you know

yeah and also the fact that they all said they all said the end word as well that probably okay just sweetened it a little bit

cherry on top of the cake so new Jack new Jack lives nice fights another day and he does yeah he gets up to a lot of mischief

you showed me a video where he like repeatedly stabbed someone in the ring like with a knife yeah I mean he's a bit crazy yeah he's a bit crazy yeah he's a little

He's a very scary individual. You wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley. I'd love him to be my friend. He's so cool having me in the... He's great. And the documentary is great as well. Yeah. Dark side of the ring.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the documentary, they go, like, if they made a new Jack movie, how would you want it to end? He's like, me in a wheelchair doing coke saying, go fuck yourself. Yes. Yeah. Love it. He's full of life.

Yeah. What age would he be now? 50s? 60s. 60s? Yeah, yeah. He's still rocking. He was still rocking.

He was still rocking. for a while. I think he had to stop in like 2019, but like not even forever. He was like meeting surgery and be back and COVID happened. Oh, right, okay. Couldn't be COVID, could he? I wish New New Jack would stab COVID.

Give it time. Yeah. What are we at here? We're just nearly at an hour. Oh, perfect. So what last thing you want to you got on and else? Wrap it up? No, that's about it really. Wrestling. Yeah, it's, it's amazing to like jump in because I don't know

anything about it. Just jump in like, what the fuck? is just... Yeah, I think the best way to do it really is watch like a Dark Side of the Rings style documentary because you get all the juicy bits and, you know, because obviously there's, like, if you ever actually watch a full wrestling thing, it's fucking boring, man, especially now. Like, I would... Or they can't, like, use weapons and stuff, it's shite. Like, WrestleMania is like three hours on. Yeah, yeah. It's like, see, it used to be when I was watching it, like, the whole thing was

like very trashy and, you know, just like half-naked women and lads hit, each other with sledgehammers and chairs it was great you know and it was real and you could feel the realness yeah and hey look every now and again one of them is going to go a little bit silly yeah yeah yeah go a little bit of a whoopsie yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he would

be great as a wrestler yeah uh frank spencer yeah yeah yeah that would be someone who's a character like I'm the Frank Spencer in 2020 and people like Betty oh Betty I've killed you we're telling you we're telling phone cord. Oh,

Betty, you broke you back into oh, like a bloody twigs. Ooh, it turns you

into a fucking kick cat, love. Yeah, have a break, have a

kid cat. But yeah, what are you say, your wrestling's great. Yeah. Well,

it was, it's shite now, but the stories, the old stories are great. What's so

funny is like that Aronowski film, the wrestler, is very grim and depressing but nowhere near as

depressing as the real life situation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's like a fucking little happy. That's what wrestlers watch is like, God, someday.

Wrestlers watch the hink is like a happy Madison film, you know? It's so fucking, it's silly like just how, no wrestler, like, maybe The Rock probably and a few others will actually have good lives. Yeah, but the rest of them. Like 99% of them are fucked because that's the thing about WWF, right? It's like zero hour contracts. They don't get any health insurance or medical. no benefits, they're all broke as fuck, addicted to painkillers. They all need surgery and not very few of them make a pass 50.

And even recently, Vince has got a no tolerance policy about his wrestlers using like outside methods, like to make money. So like things like Twitch and stuff like that. Okay. He's like, no. He's cracking down. Yeah, it's cracking down. And like if you mention the word unions. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you mentioned a word unions, someone's giving you a word unions. someone's giving you Xanax and it's putting a pill on your head Yeah It's He is

I mean John Oliver did a whole thing about it Like but yeah These guys You know It doesn't end up well For a lot of them So many of them die driving Oh really

Yeah Because they're travelling so much And they're fucking like Their heart's probably going This is 87 at all times Like you know like that It's just nonstop And it's just coke

Do you ever hear I told you before about the flight from hell yeah what was that actually this was after 9-11 they took a private jet okay okay I think you were heading into New York New York yeah yeah

and apparently this was right when the resters all discovered what's that drug it's think it's 2CB and what's the thing you took GHB oh GHP they all discovered they were like hey we're going to mix GHB and ecstasy and just in a little fun for you and me yeah like imagine that you're in a little

plane, okay, with these men who were already too big. Yeah. Like, some of these men like, like, Andre the Giant, when he was on a flight, okay? Yeah. They actually just get a bucket for him when he needed the shit. Really? Because he wouldn't fit in the toilet, like. Oh my God. He was so, and he would have just broken it for everyone else. So that's just, like, put a

curtain around, like an elephant, put a curtain around him and let him shit in a bucket. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And then some lucky fan got to eat it. What was talking about? That's why you never fly, coach, kids. But yeah, on the plane, okay, so they're all, like, like intermittently like incredibly pumped up and then incredibly like lovey-dovey

and then just out of it and apparently they were so fucked up at one stage one of the wrestlers wanted to take a piss and he told us in the bathroom and he actually pissed all over Linda McMahon hey take that you bitch apparently Vince was like

ah come on come on don't do that come on pinch it off buddy yeah yeah you better finish up eventually I'm gonna start getting pretty peoed over here Oh, bad choice of words Yeah

And then at the end Some of them had to be taken away in wheelchairs And some of them were like attacking the TSA Wow So they were really fucked up on the roads Yeah, it was wildly That's great Like I couldn't even imagine

And because they're so big Yeah, you'd be so scared Yeah, there was some other wrestler You couldn't do it And you couldn't restrain them Like they just, yeah Bull in a China shop Yeah

And some of these wrestlers They tell stories as like Yeah It was pretty crazy Me and the guys We were in a hotel And one of them got a bit too fucked up

and he got a knife and stabbed me eight times but you know no big deal yeah yeah we were just rough houses yeah next morning and I bought

you know he got me a pint next morning he went down the boozer and it was all sort yeah it got me a continental breakfast that it was all square I love me sausages

I was still bleeding out at a time but I love me sausages is that bean juice or blood either way it's delicious so that That's wrestling.

Should we... I kind of over Christmas, I think I might, because I'm interested in it, but to a mild degree, I might get the network. What's that now? The WWE network.

It's like Netflix. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, I'm watched... Because the WrestleMania is kind of want to watch a few in full. Okay. Just to get a better idea of what it's like.

Right. You're better off just watching the attitude era stuff, you know? Find out the most insane matches. There are some insane stuff. Like the TLC matches, we're great like you know yeah yeah because my life's pretty bad right now and uh the girlfriend might be leaving so all right right yes christ right come on not the time not the time no i told

you wait till you're in the car driving home and then tell me all about it when you're not there yeah yeah yeah but i think this is probably the most emotionally healthy thing for me to do right now is get really into wrestling yes yeah get get become start drinking a lot yeah i'm like the wrestlers. I started taking painkillers. And steroids. I'm like Chris Benoit, but I don't have a wife. I'm looking for my Nancy. Yeah, you score out like trying to choke a pillow that smells like your girlfriend.

Take that! Eddie! Girlfriend's leaving, is she? She might be going to Brazil. Well, I think it's just because she's very depressed the moment. Okay. Well, all my girlfriends are depressed. It's a recurring trip.

And they always get better when I leave. I walk in and I see my girlfriend like, are you blading, are you? Are you taking part of wrestling match? You're supposed to bladen your head, not your wrist, you silly cow.

I'll tell you what, before we finish up, I want to recommend two podcasts. Oh, okay. Wrestling podcasts. Oh. So I mentioned Dark Side the ring that's a TV show by vice yeah the podcast i want to recommend okay are wrestle me right

it's a podcast uh where they watch each each wrestlemania okay from the very first from number one to now okay whatever it is and they go into the history and stuff like that that's very fun and uh who's on it like pete donaldson no it's all british people okay thans yeah yeah yeah you're promoting tans i know for The first of crown now this. Oh my god You're making me sick Fucking traitor

I'm gonna have to start tagging you in ISF memes That'll sort you out Yeah you send me down the Sligo Yeah yeah The Shrigo boys Pints and cans Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And the other podcast Is by Stephen Bradley Oh yeah Who listens to the podcast He listens to this Yeah he does He sent me a message saying he liked it Oh thank you Stephen

I'm like stop lying Liar What's your favorite episode yeah that's nice now yeah what's his what's his podcast called uh it's i think it's called um oh okay people people watching wrestling in fairness i should have when you were like kind of shuffling around i should have picked up on that but uh yeah stephen's a nice guy stephen's very good he has a lot of interesting projects going on at the moment yeah yeah him and uh john spiland kind of do stuff together don't they like yeah well people don't know

who john spilane is they think the musician oh yeah that's right well we're talking Talking about the comedian, aka Mr. Hennessy. Well, I just want to give a shout out to Stephen Bradley because he was so nice about it. You're not doing a very good job of it, though. Oh, I am. I'm just shouting him out in a second. He's Stephen Bradley 666 on Instagram.

Stephen underscore Bradley 666. Devil Worship. I'm cutting all this out. Like Kevin O'Sullivan. I'll not promote any of this. The Dark Arts. And his podcast is called Watching Wrestling Pod

Watching Wrestling. You kind of, you did say that didn't you? Watch wrestling with me. That's what it's called? No, it's called Watching Wrestling Pod. All right. Yeah, just look it up. You'll find out. Well, you've got to fucking hold your hand

when you piss. You're the one who's like, I want to give out a shout out and now you're getting angry at the fans for your inability to... Oh, I'm angry. I'm ride, ride rage. High range.

Okay. So, yeah, that's all good now. Okay, so wrestling. Yeah, I'm done. Yeah. Yeah, let's go down and sit in dark. Yeah, let's do it. You can look at your wonky cat.

It's getting kind of warm. Yeah, the cat just got sliced and diced. I wonder who did that. Your cat met New Jack. God, New Jack is awesome. If you take any way from this, I love New Jack. Go check out New Jack. He's crazy.

Bye. Goodbye.