Broad Ideas with Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen - Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds on Whoopi Goldberg and Manhandled Debacle

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

Jake Johnson [New Girl] and Gareth Reynolds [The Dollop] talks with Rachel and Olivia about carnival prizes, forceful advice, and the never-ending manhandled debacle. They also discuss peeing on airplanes, and try to solve Rachel’s Whoopi Goldberg beef.To hear more from Jake and Gareth, check out their podcast We’re Here to Help, available wherever you get your podcasts.Broad Ideas is supported by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at Talkspace.com/IDEAS.Broad Ideas is supported by Lume. Control body odor anywhere with Lume deodorant, and get $5 off your starter pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code IDEAS at lumepodcast.com.Broad Ideas is supported by Blissy. Get better sleep now with Blissy and use code RACHEL to get an additional 30% off at blissy.com/RACHEL.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wahoo. Olivia's in a different chair, seat. Yeah, she's sick today, so we put her far away from us. Still not super comfortable with it. Not super comfortable with it. It's not COVID. I know. I'm really just egging her on because she's the one that is probably most uncomfortable with you being sick.

That's actually 100% not. We could have done Zoom. She's the one who was like, it's fine. Just sit on the other side of the room. Just sit outside. Yeah. We got the windows open, the doors cracked. I got my air purifier.

Fine. No, I'm not worried about it. It's fine. We'll see. Outside. I'm fine. You guys, you know who... What if we didn't?

You know who I was so comfortable with? Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds. Jake Johnson, obviously everyone knows him from New Girl. He was in the Spider-Man, into the Spider-Verse. Drinking Buddies. Which is a great drinking movies. This is Chicago. They shot that in Chicago.

They did. And, okay, Gareth is a comedian, producer, writer, and a podcaster, because he and Jake have their own podcast called We're Here to Help. Gareth also has his own called The Dollop. I like Dollop. Like, when you say Dollop, you know, the first. Yeah, sour cream comes to mind. Thank you.

We do also have an amends to make from last week. Why? What happened now? What did I say? Rick's podcast is take your shoes off. Yeah. Not take off your shoes, Rachel. Did I say that?

Yeah, people got really upset about it. I only said what was written in front of me. That's not true. I said it wrong. Yeah. That actually tracks. I'm so sorry. That's a hard thing.

I know. Wait, tell me. what's the correct? You said take off your shoes instead of take your shoes off. I feel like we own a Ben-A-Lamond's. To Jake and Gareth for doing this on the intro of their episode. They're not listening. Let's get to Jake and Gareth and we can discuss all of this later.

Okay? You don't think they want to hear this? I don't think they care. Sometimes when the work inside of Rachel's little bring, all these thoughts are swirling. round and round inside to join us on this journey as we take a little ride.

We'll talk about dogs and kids and things. We'll talk about chicks and tampon strings. We'll talk about boys that'll make you... Because people die. Okay, I want to know how you guys know each other. Oh, well, we know each other basically... Well, the lame answer would be improv. Yeah.

and the lamar answer would be from drinking. Now that I think about it, neither's great, honestly. We were both at around 2004, both moved to Los Angeles to do kind of the same thing. We were near the same groups and then kind of buddied up. Yeah. How about you two? Yeah. Yeah, your turn.

High school. Yeah. Oh, you guys. Oh, interesting. Yeah, we're real friends. We are very girls. We're real friends too. Hold on, Jake.

She's right. Let her go. She's right. You know how old we are. We've been friends for old. It's not like three years. We were graduated high school now. I didn't say improv of 2018.

We were deep in by that point, but that's... High school's a test. Where'd you guys go to high school? We went to different high schools. I know. You're headbells stories. Cuttells and say you started a fucking podcast, big friends. We're big friends.

The Valley is like a place where people just know people. We grew up in the Valley in Los Angeles. Okay. Yeah, we'd end up at the same like carnivals and stuff, and we'd be like those girls. You were carnival. We were carnies. We were carnies. We're at a carnivals.

The high school really undersells this meat cute. Yeah, go with. So we were carnies. Let's do that from now on. By the way, saying you guys were from families of carnies changes. It's way better. It's way better. Yeah, we were traveling.

They were traveling. I grew up in a more circus, but then it became carnival. I was a trapeziist. She had a Paris, we know. You know, you heard it a million times. I did the ping pong and the goldfish bowl stuff. She was a wait-guessor. I got to tell you, I went to a carnival recently.

And my daughter, who's, well, she was eight, is eight still today. She was a, you guys. She still identified. You're okay. She's sticking to that. So confusing. She won, like, the fucking games, nobody can win those huge stuffed animals. She just kept winning them.

And these dudes would be there, like, fucking shit. Shelling out like 50 bucks. You know, to try to get... My little eight-year-old walks up. Is that because she's from Carnies? Yes. Do you think that that sort of helped? It is our ancestry.

Yeah, so it's kind of the bloodline. She's going to act like that. How does she know? I was impressed. Yeah, yeah. That's amazing. I wasn't so impressed that I was like carrying these fucking large animals all day, but it was still impressive.

Yeah, that's rare. It's rare. I remember when I remember being very, I wanted that. That was my dream. Yeah. So just win the large animals. Yeah, I was from small town, Wisconsin. So, like, the state fair, like, that would be a big deal.

And I'd go there and be like, tonight I'd rock it. And then I would just leave there, like, with nothing. Yeah. Nothing? I didn't think people actually got those. Yeah, are you calling Rachel a Fibber? Go ahead. No, no.

I'm calling her daughter. A fibber. A super hero? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had the thought. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you won. Hey, how are you doing?

Yeah, I think I know you. Yeah. And the kids going like, amazing. Rachel, why does my daughter keep winning? You just got to throw it and miss the basket? Yep, that's the game, miss. Fuck you guys. Whatever.

My daughter's amazing. Let me just tell you. Okay, fine. Well, I'm not going to say any more things about how amazing my kid is. Just myself. Yes, finally. Let's get into it. Headlines.

Oh, yeah, headlines. We actually had a discussion before. you guys got here because we were like, because your podcast is about giving advice. Bad advice. Yeah. I wasn't going to say bad advice, even though that's what it is. And we were trying to think of like things that we could ask you guys, you know, for advice on, even though this isn't your podcast.

But for this moment, it takes it. It works. But I'll say, I don't think it's bad advice. I think, you know, the premise of the show and really what it is is it's if you were to go to a bar with some friends and say, I'm in a bad situation. I need some help. Your friends are the ones who pitch you.

Real advice. Your friends pitch you. So we are on the team of the caller, no matter what. Whatever you thought we're going to try to help, but we don't set up beforehand. So we're hearing. We don't know what you're doing. On the flight. And then this happened and my husband wanted to do that. What do you think?

And we go, well, fuck, we're on your team. So let's get more info. And then at about the midway point, we start shooting advice. but it's up to them to take it. So why is that bad advice? I don't think it is bad advice. You're saying he's saying it's real advice. It was a bad statement from a good advice giver.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I think we like, it's bad, I don't say bad because it's we really are not at all professionals. So. I don't think anyone's confused by that. Well, Jake has a PhD, obviously. But we, I mean, that's what like we, as friends for as long as we've been, we would always give each other like, you know, sometimes a bad take. a lot of times a real take or a good take. So that was really where it was kind of birthed out of

was that we were very used to go and like, here's what you could do. And, you know, be like, that's not great. Or be like, that's a pretty good Hail Mary. But the truth of that is we both like it. So there are people who you'll say, if you go like, this happened to me. You know what you could do?

They'll say, I don't need advice right now. Oh. I just telling you what's happening and I would like some empathy. Got it. And you go like, oh, that's really hard. It seems like you had a bad day. I'm not that person. You want to give a solution.

But also if I say to somebody, hey, a crazy thing happened, this happened to me and it's awful, I do not want from anyone in my life to go, like, that's really hard for you. I never want this. No. What I want is, pitch on it. Go, oh, that's interesting. So what did you say

back and go like, nothing? I didn't have anything back. This is what you can do. Send this email. Now. And then I can say, that's a shit idea. Pass. What's next? and just keep firing. So that's what we do for each other. If there's a gig, if there's something coming up, we could go. So here's what it is.

What would you do? Right. And you could say, I would ask for that. You can't ask for that. I'll never get it. And that's what starts to be, that's the kind of promise of it. Just constant offering feedback. Just pitch.

Just pitch. Yeah. But it's true. You got to read the room, right? Because there's some people, I said it to my husband last night. I was like, and we do this all the time. Like, I don't. He'll be like, I don't want to be coached right now.

He'll be out with it. Oh, yeah. By the one, respect. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll be like, fuck, I want to coach you so bad. Yeah. Because I feel like I have so many ideas.

But even if the coaching's bad, it's kind of like, what am I doing on this side of the couch if you're telling me all these problems? It's tough. I hear you. Right. That's all they want is to say, I hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And empathize with you. We do that a lot for each other.

Just hear each other. Yeah. Yeah. You guys like that. I don't know if I, I wouldn't say I like it. I mean, it's hard for me not to, yeah. Sometimes you need if something's bad and you're just like fucking in it. You're like, I can't hear any solution to this.

I need to just be miserable with it and feel it. And then when I come out. And then when I come out. Yeah. Because like certain things, like, like let's say I go to Rachel with an issue, I have a special needs kid. And if I'm sad about it or experiencing something and she tries to get in there and go, well, look at all the positives.

You go, no, no, no, no. I'm like, just be with me in the pain for a fucking minute. Understood. And then we'll get to a solution. And we always say that. We'll get there. That's smart. So a turn on our podcast that we learned early was we don't like serious stuff.

Because we would have people call in and say like a sad call. Right. And then when we would be looking at each other. Let me do a little joke. Yeah. But it would feel wrong. Right. And we're on Zoom, but they're not.

So we can kind of communicate with each other and go like this, but they're just calling in. It's just a call. Okay. They're just calling. It's just random people who call in the show. They email in to, are pretty sure to myself, because I'm a control freak. Look at them. And then he picks them.

Okay. I pick them and tell him. Yeah. And then I tell him which one. And then I tell him which is going to be surprised. But there were times early on when we were trying to find the show where somebody would come in. Oh, he's back. Somebody would come in.

So casual. He's so cool in this. No straw, though. I need a straw. She's high maintenance. I'll give you advice. Get a straw. Yeah.

It's sort of like that. Yeah. Thank you. He's going to be looking all over that kitchen. It's like a need. How come, though? It feels so wrong to drink that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I don't really share that. She doesn't want you to solve it right now, Jay. She needs to be in here. She gets the strong. Are you guys open to some feedback? Yeah. I feel like you guys need to be in person together. Well, interesting.

It's a strong feeling. I feel like the way you guys interact. I disagree. Oh, you should. I'm just kidding. It is horrible to be a person. But this is the show, ladies. That's great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't agree. The energy is toxic. Why do you say that one? Because I feel like there's a... You saw what happened when I touched him, right? Yeah. There's a chemistry and a reading and a, just like a whole entire thing that happens.

So let me put an amendment on that. Yeah. Okay. He's a tour and stand-up comedian. Yeah. You can't lock him down. Well, and Jake won't come on tour with me, which is... That's probably not.

That's a bigger issue. I'm not leaving Dina. I'm not leaving Dina. So can you do it when you are in town together? We are going to start doing that more. Yeah. You can come here and do it. You want to use the studio?

Is that okay? Care for what you ask? Just right. Sorry, I have a question about the straw. How's it going with the straw? Everything okay? Harder to. That's amazing.

Good job, Rob. Thanks, Rob. You know what, Rob? You really came through. I'm impressed. I'm better. Well, we are going to figure out the live, but the Zoom is so nice. Yeah.

No, it's so convenient. It's so perfect. Yeah. So we will figure all that way. I mean, we're only about two months into this thing. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, we're still really new.

Okay. It's new. It was new. I didn't realize it was two months. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We're new to it all.

Zoom's easier. I'm new to it all. He's been doing podcasts for a while. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. I was informed.

The dollop. Yep. I also listened. So a big fan, I guess. Yeah. I was a funny. I also listened. You did a great.

Yeah. Favorite episode. The most recent. Dollop of sour cream would be my. That's great. That's the fucking winner. That was very good. Thank you.

I've heard. It's great. It's great. A dollop. A dollop of Daisy. Yep. Why dollop? Just because it's a dollop of...

Well, as you know, it's an American history podcast. So it's a dollop of American... I don't need it. Rachel, why don't you tell everyone what is about? What is the pitch, Rachel? Let you jump in whenever you feel like. You know, you know. The book on Thomas Jefferson.

Yep. That's an episode. Yep. Hamilton. Yep. If you will. I will. John Adams.

You just go through the list. How many can you get, though? Let's keep going. Yeah, you know. Three presidents. You do it pretty well. Three presidents and I'm done. Okay.

And that's where we end. So can we ask advice? Sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's how we got on this. You mentioned headlines. Okay.

So here's one for you guys. It's got to be yours. It's mine. Okay, good. I don't know. It's her own personal. I thought you said headlines. What's the newspaper?

You know, I'm up on history. Obviously. So if we're going to do it, let's take it serious. Let's take it serious. This is a serious question. I know you guys don't like serious. I, anytime on the podcast, if I say something, doesn't matter what it is,

but if it has to do with sex, it goes, I'm going to say viral. Yeah. Clickbait, whatever. What would your advice be on not letting that happen or how to prevent that from happening? What? What?

Did I say it wrong? No, no, you said it right. I was just going to add to that two questions. Sure, if you want to say not have that happen or. Look at you coaching. She can't help it. This is not here to listen. She doesn't let me be in my space ever.

But you also didn't say, I totally have a question. You're in the question. You would me have the same sickness. Yeah. Yeah. We got the same sickness kid, and I almost came in overall. It's got that. It's been a great old.

Jake's a pumpkin farmer. He's a pumpkiner. I don't have the body for it. I don't have the body for it. Oh, my God. We're just going to add. It's like a little toddler. When my body's in that outfit, you go like, how about that fuck is that 5'10?

I didn't know that kid could grow a beer. Yeah, that thing's terrible. Put that baby asleep. It's not a man in overall. all's five. Oh my God. Oh, my God. All right.

So, you said, sure, but. Okay, yeah, what were you going to ask? I said that was a perfect question. Nice start. But. However, it was wrong. We wanted a top of perfection.

For sure. So I would say there's two questions in it. So hers is how do you not make it happen? And mine is how do we keep having it happening because it's helping the business? How do we keep having it happen and change her relationship to it? Ooh. Wow. Wow.

It's a question. I don't think I like that. This is just for the sake of invite. Okay, fine. I won't take it, but go ahead. Well, here's what I will say. We love a high bar that we have to jump off. Well, also, this is a whole great thing.

Yeah, yeah. I hear you on what you're saying because he's there for you. He hears you. But this is real. Your comments have gone viral and they've entered my world. Oh, no. Yes. Okay.

The, the man. handled thing? Yeah, sure. Went everywhere. Everywhere. Then you lost a job because of it? I did. That happened.

So that's real. Yeah, it is all real. That's real. How do you lose a job for that? What is this job? A conservative people had issues with what I said. Do you know what she said? No.

He's not great with social media. He has a social media person and I'm not kidding and really pisses me off about him. I'm there for me. I get on him all the time. I hear you and I hear what you're saying. He's got a, he's like, I'm going to post it. And he's like, yeah, my social media person's great.

She'll post it. And I'm like, we're texting right now. Post it. You're like, you're literally on your phone. Just literally open up the other one. That's not how social media works, everybody. He's like so busy. Are you sure?

I'm not actually. I hired someone to tell me that. Yeah. So you were on this podcast, a different podcast. I was, this one on. Oh, no. Women on top. Yes.

And said that sometimes you like to be manhandled. What? Okay. It was taken out of contact. The exact quote. It was, the question was like, what's your favorite position? They were all talking about it.

That's what the show is. I was singled out. Yeah, girls talk about that. From what I remember they were talking about religion and church? And this is how I'm getting it. They were saying, what's your favorite holiday to celebrate with kids? And Rachel goes, I like to be mad at him. And they go, well, this is a religious thing.

And she was like, just fuck me. Just fuck me. I'm going around a little. Sorry. Yeah. You got it. You got it. That's exact verbatim.

And then... And then... So it was just... Oh, what's your favorite position? She said, I either dislike missionary. Sometimes I just like to be fucking man handled. Right. And that's it.

That's it. And then... In a joking way like that, too. Sure. And also a fun podcast. It's like, you know. But either way. Yeah.

Yeah. So that then got a lot of attention. But that's not bad, right? No. Okay. I mean, taking out of content, I mean, a little like, you know... It's not great at school drop off. Not great.

It's like the click bait. It's like they don't include. Am I getting looks from certain parents? Sure. But also every mom is probably like, fuck yes. My 80-year-old mom was like, who doesn't? Yeah, so who's giving you? A little more gentle at my age, but still.

And so then just because it's interesting, do you mind talk about what happened with the job? I mean, it was just that I lost a job. They're like, we're not comfortable having her. We don't cater to the manhandle. We don't cater to the manhand. And so the question is how to... I'm trying to figure out the two questions here.

Because you know how to do it. If you don't ever want it, you can't talk about sex. Because now... And I haven't. But now you're a bullseye. Because now any time... Anytime anything said, every single time. Every single time.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yes. And you just kind of feel like that maybe... Like, first of all, it's not the kind of attention that you want, but it kind of overshadows all the other stuff. Well, what I'll say about that is Rachel has said she loves to have sex while listening. We're here to help the podcast.

Anywhere you can get podcast. That's the only way I can get off. She likes to be sex. She can only get off while being manhandled and listening to we're here to help. Which is on Spotify, Apple. Anywhere you get podcasts. It's a manhander show. Oh, let's get out of here.

Thank you guys. Well, I've got to really manhandled that. When you leave. It's your tagline. It's your tagline. Your turn on it is how does she just embrace this? And you don't like that. How come?

Well, I just don't. First of all, I don't like attention at all in general, right? And so when it's this stuff getting attention, like I've made some jokes in the past and I've got a lot of attention. And then I've said things are always taken. And I just get uncomfortable because they just keep pulling. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because now there's a thing.

There's a thing. Yeah. Yeah. So my turn is naked. All these messages like, how many dildos can we send you? Like all these sex companies. Stop. I have a PEO.

You look at me. You look at me. me right now. If you answer the question, we could start talking to the dump. So that's what this question is, how to get Gareth and stop creeping out. Can you stop writing into my DMs with Dillow offering? With his fake social media person that he paid me

a message. Social media person do that. This not me. And I'm in social media too. There's also positive. What's the positive? There's a lot of positive. Go ahead. Great attention for the show. Yeah, it's great attention for their show. There's people that want to collaborate on a bunch of other things.

45 dudes lined up to collaborate in a lot of indies. Dude, it's going to be improvised. It's, we're going to figure it out. It's about, like, a woman like you and like a guy like me. I'm writing and directing it. I'm going to self-finance it. We'll just do it at home. Or your house.

I think we should rehearse for like six months straight, and then it's a one-day shoot. We'll be done it. It's a five-minute movie. It's a short. It's going to be over very fast. It's going to be five minutes. We're going to have three movies and five minutes shot over three. three days. I don't want to talk about to finish money.

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You just came up with one right now. You got it. You like this. Of course she likes it. I like it. Here's the thing. Is that I feel like the purpose of the podcast is to give voice to the things that people actually talk about.

That's nice. I think that taking... All people talk about being manhandled. Let's be honest. All women, mostly with their friends, talk about their preferences. That's true. They talk about sex. They talk about sex.

To me, it's like mental health, like all of those things that people aren't comfortable talking about. They come here and you can, you know, get a little taste of what people actually... But then Whitney Cummings was here. Yes. She's talking about orgasm stuff, right? And then I say one thing in response to what she's saying, and only my thing gets picked up.

But you know why. Because it's more shocking coming from me. Yeah. Her last specials or two specials ago, she brought a sex robot out. Fair. So it is, yeah. So maybe I just need to embrace the space.

Well, that's what I would say. If I'm just more like. I think for people that you lose with that, who you're probably more fixated on than people that you gain that relate to you? I mean, that I gain from that. Yeah, but like you're saying, that is actually like, or the actual real conversation.

What are the things she's gained? You got two. A film. Oh, what's the film? Not the one Jake was just pitching. There's no financing on that right. It's literally just mean garf in one camera. There's a $30.

There's a $30. It's a grassroot. Okay. Okay, so no film. So there's a film coming out of it. There's a film, a book deal. Like, people have more. Man handled?

Yes. Man handled. Is that what it's going to be? Auto by 100. One thing to consider... One thing I consider calling it manhandle because, you know, you're not just talking about sex, you're talking about the media.

That's right. Who takes something and they manhandle... As a woman. Doing a podcast where you want to do with your best friend about talking about things and the media and social media manhandles something that's pure to you and they make it ugly.

That's right. I would lean into your best buds advice you didn't want to take. And I would not have to... be afraid if it goes viral, you have to celebrate it. Because you are, if you do this podcast and you're just talking about it, it's going to come up. And you can't go, if someone's talking about sex and you go like this, you're in my house. We're in your home.

You can't clam up. Yeah, I agree. And I don't. But here's one thing. Because I do think I tend to like be, I lean towards the comedy and things, right? And I'll say, and that's even shocking. Like if I say a joke, people just take it at face value and they're like, oh my God. She like said this dude has a big dick.

And I was like, I was being funny. It was about me. It's not a joke. It's his name. Jake. Are you? Everyone who sits on this couch clearly has a big dick. Because we don't invite them in otherwise.

It's like a thing. That's a good. It's an initiation process. Stop with the deal. Okay. It's right. That's right. Yeah.

But anyway, it's also, if you're not listening and you're just reading, it just comes off different. Go ahead. Here's my biggest problem. Okay. Is that for the history of your entire career, you're able to be looked at as a sex symbol. Wanted as a sex symbol.

You can be in this tiniest little clothes, playing a gorgeous woman. That's all fine. Be sexy all day long, but say something about sex. And it's that kind of attention. That's why I get passionate about you being yourself, right? Because you are.

They're really feel it. You know what? You're a funny sex. Sex-ho. So I will say this. It's not a competition. It's never a competition, but you're winning this. But it's not a competition.

It's not a competition. But if there's a poll right now, it's going to, if this is like a live poll, it's going like, especially with that last part, but you're allowed to be looked at, but you can't talk with you, you a fucking mannequin? You can't have an opinion?

Right. Manikin. I'm coming up on you. I just want to beat him. I want this. I didn't realize. Wait, it is now.

It is a floor competition. We're just like, this is fucking dumb. This is, like a weird MMA fight with four people. It's a weird MMA fight or we're fucking playing doubles, which I did this morning at the place. But I wanted to share with you guys.

This is important. Hold your thought. Playing tennis in the morning. 90 degree heat. I have a recommendation if either of you ever do this. Okay. Very specific. For you.

So it's specific. So here's the new show. Rachel holds a advice show. But it's very, if you're playing tennis in 90 degree weather for 90 minutes, here's what I recommend. Three people, three old guys in Florida are going, holy shit, it's perfect.

I found my show. And then she said the manhandle thing. I lost me. I'm done. She's a little perfect. This is a tennis advice show for morning heat. He's a tennis that they're on morning. The other gal in the overall, she's got some good points.

But that kid, Rachel's a pervert. That pumpkin guy, I like him. That pumpkin guy. I like the pumpkin man. The pumpkin man. I like pumpkin. Okay. All right.

90 degree. Well, now that I can't. Come on, you can. There's three old guys, one of here. All right. After your 90 minutes in the eight. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Do not, I don't recommend going to the public restroom. Uh-huh. Great. Okay. Good to drive so far. I also don't recommend the person going to the bathroom after you. Yeah. Playing a 90-degree weather for a guy.

Let it finish. It might take a great turn. It's not going to. Yeah. All right. So. For you, it's a little. more serious.

Okay. I don't recommend using a toilet seat cover. Oh. Oh, because then you're kind of, you're walking out with... Let me just paint a picture for you guys, okay? Yeah, I get it.

Women have to sit no matter what. Yeah, you're walking out with a bottom toilet. I sit, peeling. Peeling. Peasings off. It's almost like a wax. It was almost like, you know what? I don't need to get wax.

Yeah, you're good. Wow. So actually, it's a, it's a recommendation for women. It's a short cut. For men. Or men, if they've got to do a little teasing. You know what? Or men, too.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. It was important. I felt it was important. That is important. Thank you. Thank you. Now you can leave here with something.

Absolutely. Yeah. No, I don't use those anyway. I don't believe in them. I think my body will figure it all out. Are you one of those? Because I know people do do that. They do do that.

No, he's actually a germophobe. You're a germaphobe? I mean, I'll use one. It depends. If it's like, I drive across the country a lot. So if it's like a flying J, I'll definitely use one. But why do you drive across the country and not fly? Because I hate flying.

Do you ever fly? I fly, yeah. I just try to limit it. Do you do anything to help yourself while you fly? And are you talking about drugs? She's talking about drugs. You just lost it. You lost another sponsor.

I do a little nodding off. Sure. I'll do a knot off. Some brand went like, she's a fucking drug out of two. She does drugs, gets manhandled, and we're trying to get perfume on them. She's also a public toilet user.

Listen, when you got to go, you got to go. No, I mean, I'll, yeah. I mean, I'm okay with it. with flying, but I just hate flying. So I drive to. Anything I could drive to, I normally drive to. Yeah, pretty much. I'm like flying to Australia in like two weeks. You can't drive there. I'm going to try. You're going to try. Absolutely. Oh, okay. Yep, I'm going to try to figure it out. Okay.

I love flying. You love it? Wait, you love it. That's impossible. That's not a bit. I love it. What do you love about it? I like, honestly, I like that once it takes off and it starts, there's really nothing I could do. I like that part. Have a drink. Look at your little screen. Yeah. Sit back.

A nice human being walks up and goes, I can I get you something? You sure the fuck can. What do you got? Well, we have like pre-packaged sandwiches. Fuck your sandwich. Which is how something to drink. It comes back.

You finish watching that. You watch something else. If something's going wrong on the plane, don't turn to me. Oh. There's nothing I could do. Nobody would. I don't know why you're putting that out there.

I'm an actor. Don't come to do. I played a doctor and I've got that. All right, everybody. I'll figure it out. Jake, sit down. But I like that aspect. You land.

I'm with you. You're in a whole new place. You go like, fuck man. I'm more you. She's you. Yeah. I like, do you ever turn on Wi-Fi on your phone when you're on a plane? Not a lot.

I don't ever. I like being, I can't be disturbed. It's gone. No one can. I can watch whatever fucking show I need to binge. And I like it. I just sit, you know, and I'm fine.

So I did a job in England and I had to go back because my kids before they all came out. I was doing a lot of back and forth. Yeah, that's a lot. It was, but it was great. You had like 11 hours. I had 11 hours, but the company was putting me in one of those like space tanks. Those are great. That makes it worth it.

If you have a pod, that's way different. Oh, yeah. I would get in these little pods. Somebody would come up and they would be like something to drink before your meal. And I'd be like, yes. Yes, please. Yes, Mrs. Adams. Yes, please.

You have like two glasses of wine. Then you like press the button, you go like, you wake up in another country. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. A fucking awesome. Road trips, you feel. The fun of it when you're young to me is you feel it. That's your win.

But I am young and I'm out there on the road. Yeah. There's that part. Don't listen to the I am young routine. Do you get scared or no? Like in terms of crashing or? Yeah. Oh, you don't.

Do you? Not that part. No. So what are you scared? I don't like it. Middle seat. I'm going to sit next to some psycho. So you just have like anxiety about who's going to be.

about who's going to be with you on the planet. I just hate it. It's like if, I mean, listen, there. It's the germaphove thing? I don't like the, I've gotten very sick. Do you wipe everything down? I, a lot of people have called me the Naomi Campbell of comedy. Yeah, I'll give it a wipe down.

Yeah, no problem. I don't mind. I don't know, I don't know, but I just want. The Huy Mandello is. Sure, they call me the Howie Mandel of comedy. That's not, it's a little more insulting than me. It's a little, no, it's funnier. Insinuating me.

I'm not in comedy. I'm the Harry Mandel of Naomi Campbell. No, she like flies in a hazmat. Is that right? Yeah, and someone, and she like was wiping, people have felt her wiping. I do a wipe down. I do a wipe down. Is nothing to do like that.

And I also sit on a toilet seat cover. You do. Yep. I don't even sit on the seat. I have, I put the toilet seat down and then. Wait, you do a full squat in a public toilet? You're squatting on the airplane? No, you can't squatting.

I will not sit down on a plane. There's not a, with a seat cover? Swat space? Olivia, this isn't real. This is deep. This is deep squats. You can't squat. Are you going in the sink?

Why? She's going to demonstrate? I don't know. You go like this. Now, do turbulence. Do turbulence. That's like poor. That's like the Pallonon and we have to stand on that like half ball.

It's Pilates. It's like my thighs are keeping me. It is. I don't like the way. But don't you have your kid with you in there a lot of the times? Never. Why would I take my kid in the back? You never take your kid to the bathroom on the plane?

If he has to go to the bathroom? Wait, like you're just saying, not if you have to go. I don't go to the bathroom at the same time as my kid in the bathroom. That's too small. I'm kind of with you in Olivia. I'm not saying, like, if I have to take a pee, I'm not saying to my kids. Yeah. Come on.

I'm like, I'll take the person next. When they were, when they were. Yeah. I think the anxiety should be for the people who sit near Gareth. Yeah. No, absolutely. What are you going to do to them? Just.

What do you do? Oh, I mean, well, he's not. Well, you don't even know. The only flight we took together, you were the problem. Why? You ain't being questionable? No, so the backstory with Gareth and I, when we actually became friends is we were in different groups with improv. And we filled similar roles.

So I'm like back in those days when improv was very big. Well, kind of, but it's also, they would form a group of like seven. Right. They would be like, the fat guy. Like the crazy lady. And it would be a little, every team had their seven. They're that. Yeah.

And Gareth and I. by design. You were just like, oh, you had a thing. It's just when you're building a team, the coaches who ran and would go like, oh, you would be good with them. And Gareth and I kind of filled a similar spot. So we were never together. But we knew each other. They were all the same people, watched each other. So you haven't really been friends in well, no, this is all the same era. Until. Our good friend, Steve Berg, was good friends with both of us. And we went to the Rustic Inn back in 2004. Okay. And we were just, everyone was day drinking. who's a whole group of us.

And Gareth and I were next to each other. And I said to Gareth, without a lot of thought, what if we just poured these beers on our own heads? What if? As one does. Just kind of like, like Steve Jobs' dreams, so do we. Yeah. But I was just getting that itch.

If everyone's why you get an itch where you're like, something needs to happen. Oh, yeah. I get bored very easily. So I was like, I got to get out of here. I got to get off this plane. And so I said it to him. And his instant reaction, he just went like this.

So I went like this. and we both poured on our own heads. Really both made each other laugh. Nobody else was like pain. It wasn't like the whole person. No one cares. And we weren't late. Like we were hanging out for hours longer.

So we were like stupid. We were like, that's kind of a crazy idea. And the reaction from anyone who wasn't paying attention would finally go like, why is your shirt dripping wet? And it kind of bonded us. Long story short, years later,

we bumped into each other randomly on a plane. Well, I think we knew we were both flying to Milwaukee for whatever reason. I'm from there and your mother lived close to there at the time. And so we got on the plane. But we didn't know it was going to be the same flight. No, maybe not. And so, but we ended up, so we ended up like being like, we sit next to each other.

So we sat next to each other. And then Jake was just charming the flight attendant who was just handing us bud lights like it was the rustic. And it went fast. And we were, yeah, we were, yeah, we were, pounding, really drinking very fast. And both got pretty intoxicated. At one point, Jake just goes, like to the beer, like, water. And I go, no, no, we're like, we're like, we're not. I would the road is diverge.

Danger zone. And Jake poured the beer out of his head. And I was just like, Jake! I was like, we're too drunk to be on a plane right now. You did. I spilled my... Okay, okay.

And I thought I'd sit in it. That was my plan. You'd go, go to put with someone, both preying ourselves on. Yeah. Well, what was the reaction? I mean, there's no more... Like, nobody else cared. No, it wasn't a...

There was a problem with the plane and they came to Jake. Is there a pipe? Is there a pipe? Is there a drunk actor? Yes. But I do say in terms of flights, I did use to love getting very drunk on planes. Same. Yeah.

This was a different year. Like, but part of the, and it's different now is you get older and kids and all that. Yeah. That's a little different. I have passed out on a plane. I've woken up on the back on the floor with a guy. I've told you this. No.

Another time visiting my mom. Oh, come to him. That sounds about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just getting on the plane. It started.

I got that moment of like, Wonderful. There's no, I obsessive about business. I'm always like thinking, thinking, and then I can't. So wonderful. Do you want a beer? Fuck, yes, I do. Let's go.

One turned into a lot fast. All I remember was going like, ooh, Jackie Jay's getting tired. Let's close these lids. And then waking up and being like, I'm in a dangerous zone. Trying to get out of my seat and feeling, boom, boom. What are you talking? Pute? No.

No, I thought it might puke, but also I just had to get to. You were like bumping into things. I was bumping into people as I was going down the aisle. Next thing I know, I hear an African voice going. You round up in Africa? Yeah. No, you didn't. No, I was like, quiet.

I had transferred to another plane. I lived in Africa for nine years. I was taken. I was taken. It was not alcohol. I was drunk. A very special episode of the podcast is about to happen. You guys are good.

No, so I go, everything, it's going black, I'm feeling, boom, boom. And I'm thinking, I remember going like, not a great moment for old Jakester. I knew I was in trouble. It's my favorite. Not a great moment, you know, I'm in a danger zone here. I can't get out of it. I wake up and I hear in darkness, oh, are you okay? Oh, are you?

And I'm like, hmm, not loving this. Open my eyes, see a man's face, but in reverse, because he was sitting behind me. So it's like eyes here, no. So, you know, when you do, I'll sit down the face looks so scary. If you ever do that where you like, it's not great. The human face instantly becomes a nightmare. The eyes, the lip, go on, yes. And at first you think it's charming, not charming, very scary.

God? Humans are not meant to reverse our angles of seeing each other. Oh. And are you okay? I hadn't read that. I didn't. I don't think it's ever been written. You hear it.

Is that peer-reviewed? Yeah, yeah. I go like, oh, and then I look up and he goes, don't worry, I'm a doctor. There are two flight attendants. They have ice cubes. They're rubbing them on my lips and my face to wake me up. I sit up. The doctor goes, no, stay down.

They make me lay on the back near the bathroom. What is this? He's like, 2020. This just happened. No, 2011. New girl had started. It had. Yeah.

But the kids started. That's great. Yeah, new girl had started. That's great. Right, right. So it was pre-new-girl, I mean, post-new-girl pre-kids was a real danger saying too much. That's amazing. Ice cubes on the lips.

Ice cubes on the lips. I know you're like, I'll do the lips. But then you have a moment where you're like, I got to get up. And then the other side is you go, guys, I appreciate the ice on the face. It feels very good. It's so good. You should offer that. Yeah.

And then I was like, and then he has like these huge hands on my face. And I'm like, well, that's a different experience. but it's very nice. We need some more lip ice. You sir just have a lot cooking in the right direction. Doctor, doctor. Can you just turn around? Yeah, yeah.

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But it took a while, which is nice. It took a really long time. And then our show's that, but I'm not. Imagine a commercial in the middle. And then there's a commercial for mango. We just had a dollar. He said you can't clam up in your home. Yeah.

I think you got to lean in. Listen, I definitely don't clam up in my home. Things happen in my home. Yeah. I think you got to fully lean in. Lean in. I'm leaning. I think you're now the...

I'm the go-to. You're kind of a go-to now. You're kind of an expert. You're a sex expert. You're a sex expert. Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

So what's the latest sex stuff you got cooking? Yeah, I know. What's the newest thought you have? You guys, something happened like two weeks ago. Okay, go ahead. I made a comment. Okay. I took it back because I was, I said something like a good dude in his 40s has only had like four sexual partners.

I'm like, that's a little weird. Like I said something like that. And I was like, wait, no, it's not weird because I should have said one or two. But even that, what if they're married? Blah, yeah, yeah. But just the one thing. And that got gone. Yeah.

And then who who who. A who. Whoop. Who are. She called me out on the view. And, like, criticize me and was like that. Okay. So, all right, I do have real advice for you.

Okay, thank you. Go on the show. That's what I said. So one thing that we're doing on ours is whenever something's happening, we're bringing them onto the show. And you have that platform. There's no executives. That's why I like this so much.

There was a guy, some woman wrote me on social media and said, I had such a fun time with you in Edinburgh. And I go, you didn't have fun with me in Edinburgh, my friend. And she goes, no, it was really mean. An African man threw you at me. That might be me, actually. Oh, that was. That could have been me.

All right, fine, it was me. That was me. But she said, you were so sweet. Your friends were so great and you offered such good advice. And I go, I got bad news for you, kid. I don't know what you're talking about. And she goes, I have a photo. And she sent a photo of a guy who looks a lot like me in a cap and glasses.

And he does look like me. Oh, wait, you posted about that. I posted about that. Yeah, yeah. And he does look like me. Oh, so we then, I contacted her and I said, like, just to be clear, did he try to try to. have sex with you?

Oh. And she said, no. I go, was there anything dark or creepy? And she goes, the opposite. They bought us all top shelf liquor and gave, like, really good advice and cared about all of our relationships. You were being represented really well. Even our male friends, they were really kind to.

Oh, my God. But he was claiming to be. He was Jay Johnson. He knew my credits. He had, he talked about his life or my life to them. Yeah. A lot of it fabricated. Like, he made up some stuff.

He said he had sex with over 500 supermodels or we did, which was cool. I'll take it. Whatever. But I got in touch with them and we had him on the podcast to talk it out. So what I recommend to you for real is contact Wuppie, is contact Wuppie, have her on Zoom and say, I mean, I'm sure she's going to open my DM. Or, but if she doesn't, then have somebody contact them and say, I'd like to come on. You go with because you're representing this show.

You get on that show and you say like, hey, it hurt my feelings, Wobby, that you came after me. I'm just talking. It was a little weird to me. I'm not saying it's weird for everyone. But for me, if I meet a man and he said he's been with four people, I'm thinking that's a red flag. Why are you calling me out, Whoopi Goldberg? You talk about it here before and after? You come on ours and talk about it?

Yeah. We have an art. But that's kind of nice. That's kind of nice. I mean, yeah. I agree. No, I responded to it because like, you know, whatever. What'd you respond?

What'd you said? Well, I said, listen to the whole conversation, because I literally, the next beat of the conversation is me saying, hold on, wait a minute. That's judgmental. What if they're married? But I don't mean that that sounds just blah, blah, blah. And even thinking back now, I'm like, four is kind of a high number. Maybe I shouldn't have been saying. Yeah, but there's just took the one thing of her saying it.

And if you listen to the 30 seconds where she explains back tracks, walks herself back. Yeah, of course. Which she could have edited. But she kept. It is not, you got to see the whole thing. Right. The point is you said something you're allowed to say and whoopie came after you and it hurts your feelings.

But me being a people pleaser, I'm like, wait, but no, but I said and then I blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, like. Maybe it's time to stop people pleasing. Well, that's a bigger issue, Jake, and I, you know, I work on that. That's the next question. But they're always going to take, like,

I mean, they're just going to take pieces, especially on social media. Of course. And look, producers are bringing them. Here's a line in this media. Blah, blah, blah, blah. What do you want to comment on? I would.

say, what is she on again? What's it called? The talk? The view. Okay. I would say, get your ass both of you on the view. Yeah. It's a call to action. They would for sure love. We're going to be like, Jake told us. Yeah. They would for, they would love to love. You know what? He'll find his love, you know what?

He'll get your standing guy. Oh, yeah. They would love to have you. You get on there and you just say, you know, I'm trying to do this on this and I'm feeling like I'm getting attacked. And I don't know why. Why? And I don't know why someone like you, Whoopi Goldberg. Like, of all people, you think Whoopin's going to come after you?

You're like, Whoopi, I honestly expected more from you. Expecting more from me. What is your thoughts on that? A dude in his 40s, four partners. Do you speak from experience? Yeah, what a high number, first of all. My God. King's a Lafario.

Who is this man? Yeah, Fabio. Good Lord. I think it's dependent on times and relationships. Circumstantial. Now, if he's been single. That was what we were talking about. He's like, if I had one girlfriend when I was 18 to 21,

but you asked me, man, real talk, I like to get around. I've had four bitches in four decades. There's some problems. If he's like, I just got out of a 28-year relationship and it's really complicated. Yes. And you go like, well, yeah. It's understandable.

You're probably about to enter a run, my man. I would find, if I heard that anecdotally, I would find it to be strange. If you don't have like the circumstances, right? Yeah, if there's not some. context like that, I would be like, but more than that, go after whoopee. Don't. There we go.

He's an angler. But you know me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This would be, 100%. Jake would be flying there without being booked. I would.

How did you respond? What did you do? Did you just say on this show? I said, look, our show is an open platform. We like, we can want to be able to discuss all things. You know,

I've said that. But I also said if you listen to the whole conversation, I think that's important also. It's also like the idea with podcasts is that you are sort of formulating your thoughts in the moment through a conversation. Because you're not fully formed ID. You're not like that thing. Your full philosophy. But this is also press.

So I did. When I first started New Girl, I was doing a thing for the AP News. And I didn't even know what the AP news was. I didn't realize it was everywhere. Yeah. I just thought like some place called AP who can. Right. You're doing an interview and it was with a woman.

She was like fun and biddy. And we were doing bits. Uh-oh. And she goes, you know, what's the word? part about now that you're on TV getting recognized. And as Gareth point out earlier, when he touched my shoulder, I didn't love it. I don't love him. You like when I do it, but when strangers do it, it's a problem.

That's what you're saying. Oh, sorry, but... I don't love the random touch. So never have, just don't really love it. The random touch. You know, just like, you know, when... Nobody does. No, well, some people do.

Some people get a warmth out of it. Okay, okay. Gareth does. He's making a face, but that's all that. Well, I wear a shirt that says, give me a rub, but... Give me a random touch. Very normal when it comes to... But they said, what's the worst part?

And jokingly, I said when I'd been doing, I hadn't figured out how to do selfies yet. And when I was doing selfies with random men, at times our ears were touching. Ooh, now that's not an okay touch. If that's ever happening, it is so intimate. Yeah, ear banging's off. I've never got that. The ear touch. It is the, because you do this.

It's like the head tilt. And then you felt in for the camera and you feel a very gentle, warm ear on your ear. Warm ear is not a good statement. Warm ear. Yeah. And I was in New York. So I'm like random dude. and like midtown.

I'd be like, get your fucking ear off of me. Yeah. And so I said, you know, other men's ears touching mine. Forgot all about, I'd set a bunch of shit an hour. About a month later on Yahoo, which is where my email was, it goes, new girl, new girl star to male fans, don't touch me. And I thought, Zoe Dash, and Nels fucked. She's in it now. And then I look, and there must have been 15,000 come.

And I went like, oh, poor girl. She's dead. Oh, no. She's dead. And I read the article and it goes like, uh, Nick Mavit. and I was like, huh? And then the quote was like, I don't need some man's ear touching mind. I started reading the comments.

They're like, you're not even, we don't even know you. We hate you. It was so violent. My ear doesn't want your ear, dude. You should be lucky. You asshole. Like that gets like a 50,000 likes. I was like, what is wrong with you?

But I contacted my, I contact my PR and I go like, I'm going to make a response. And she said, totally ignored. Leave it. And it totally went away. Right. So the other solution is... No, there's...

And there's times where I do. And there, because many times... Yeah. This is the only one she's actually responded to. It's the only thing I responded to. Okay. So manhandled, you didn't respond to? No.

No. Or other ones that were... Your response now. Shall I talk about it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Let's do it.

Let's talk about it. How did that whole process make you feel? How did it make me feel? It made me feel like I wanted to be fucking manhandle. Thank you. We're here. We're here to help anywhere you can park you. Oh my God, no, but I do.

I often, you know. Most of the time I ignore. You do. Yes. And if you knew other things that were out there, he would be like, yes, I would ignore. I think for the month, even if you can ignore 95% of it,

the stuff that does stick around and bother you. You know, you're human. Well, someone was like criticizing me on a show, two people about, and I was like, tell us. Come on, just tell us. No, no, no, I'm talking about whoopee. Oh, whoopie.

Oh, that one was hooded. Like all our grandparents were coming in hot on it. Yeah, but by the way, that's a... You were on the view. And what was Whoopi saying? She said, stop your... She didn't. No, because I didn't want to...

I'm like, I don't need to... She was saying... They sent me the quote. What's wrong with it? It shouldn't matter to you. How many people someone slept with... So her opinion. Stop your bitching.

She said stop your bitching? She said... That was in the quote, stop your bitching. And I was like, whoopie. Stop it. So she was really... Your point is a good one that you're about to... She expressed her opinion on what that is as well.

And that seems to be okay. So would you like to say to Wopi, maybe she should stop bitching. Go ahead. Say that. I'm going to let you have that quote. Okay. That's that all you. We're here to help is available anywhere.

Stop bitching. Wolfie Goldberg. Your people please are... I'm a person. Have you... Jake could go on the view for you. He just did. That's right.

Yeah, in a way, he probably... I do think that... I do think that shit's garbage. And then I don't like when people take little bit and then they try to get a lot of myelage. If you're just an actor, and this is why I'm really enjoying the podcast space and why I'm glad Garf pulled me into it, what I don't like is I don't like, if I make a project and somebody gives a review that's really negative or nasty, and I think they're wrong, I don't like that

I have to go like, well, that's just Jared's opinion. Right. I also feel like, well, fuck Jared. So what I would like to do is if you're going to come after me, then come on the podcast and let's talk about it. Because your review was so mean-spirited. You also don't have a huge platform. We're pretending to care about rotten tomatoes, but we've also all just found out they've been bought and sold. And PR firms, oh yeah, PR firms are pushing numbers.

So they're talking to these critics and they're getting higher rated. So it's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. So my kind of thought is like, oh, so if you're going to do this and be really nasty, like a whoopee Goldberg to you, then come sit on my couch next time you're in Los Angeles.

And let's talk. If you want to talk for the whole two hours about four people or 10 people. But what I would like to talk about is why you threw me under a bus when we're two people trying to do this, two women. Correct. Doing this. Yeah.

Would you rather me be a mannequin that men can lust over on my previous roles? But when I talk, you, Whoopi Goldberg, are coming after me on the fucking view. There you go. Now come after me on the man show. But Whoopi Goldberg show, that's where I'm getting killed? Yeah. I didn't expect this knife coming from you, whoop. I like you're calling her a whoop now

now. Now I'm hot. Yeah, you are hot. Yeah, keep going. Oh my God, I'm dying. But everything you're saying is true. Yeah. No, you, that is the press release on my behalf. Jake, thank you. It's true.

True. I would be frustrated if I were you too. I would watch it. Watch her. That's why you would do it. It made me, like, feel heated, and then I feel like I have to go on the show. You're just like, you are my publicist. You are my fucking.

And bring this sexaholic four-woman man out. Let's meet this guy. Gary! Hey! I bumped the numbers up a little bit. I will be in New York for a tape, and it's going to take me about six months to drive there. I'm trying to get on the set. Reynolds.

Pretty sure I'm supposed to be joining Rachel. I'm the Jake's friend. I flew coach. I passed it. Nothing? Okay. Nothing. I drove here.

I drove here. I was, okay. Oh, my God. Well, we just solved everything. So I feel good. Yeah. Good. Yes. Do you feel any better?

Yeah, do you? No. You don't? What's going to make you feel better? I feel better. You know, your people pleasing. I feel better. I always people pleased.

No, I do. I feel better. It's just the, it's such a, the internet and social media. It's so toxic that it is like that's what happens. There's so many people who wish that they had, it sounds so stupid. But that is, people would be so jealous of the idea that people are talking about something that you said, even if it's something that you maybe feel. like if it's taken out of context.

What the fuck? That's just, that shit's just going to happen. It's like when I used to read the comments on things of like stand-up clips and stuff like that, I was like, why am I doing this? But what was one thing that you've read out. We don't need to talk about it. I can say. Yeah.

Yep. There's been many. There's been many when Jake has sunk his team. One really got me. You know, sometimes it's mood-based, too. Don't do that face. It's not sad. Don't.

Don't, it's all good. Sometimes it's mood-based. You're right. Sometimes you're like, I'm ready and you feel bullet. You're like, whatever. But also, sometimes they're wrong. And sometimes they're wrong. And sometimes they're wrong.

You get it. I mean, I don't agree with you. So there's this clip. This is from a while ago. And this, I, it did fairly well. It was from like the laugh factor, whatever, like eight years ago. And I was scrolling through it going like, oh, man, people like me. And then there was just one.

Well, there were many. Actually, when we, I scrolled through on our podcast to try to find it. And I was like, God, there's a lot more horrible ones. But I saw one and it just said, this guy's like a fat Aaron Paul. And I was like, ah! Owry! Now, it's less now. But the photo...

I'm still a fat. I'll always be a bad, but then... But you're not fat. I was then. No, but Aaron Paul's so skinny. He's so skinny. He's so skinny. Hold on.

They didn't say he's a fat person. They said he's a fat Aaron Paul. Yeah. Which is very, he was very lawyerly. Because I want to see a picture. It looks like... He looks like Aaron Paul. They need a picture.

It's kind of a compliment, too, though. Yeah. That's why it's like, it's not like, you know, you're like a fat, fat guy. It's like, no, you're like a fat of the best. A fat muscley guy, which it's like, yes, I am a fatter. But at the time, I was definitely fatter and weaker and had less contact with internet comments. And I was like, ow. Your leg, but I do have the blue eyes.

Yeah, yeah. And I was like, I'll just smoke math. And then I'll be coming. Skinny Aaron Paul. But yeah. Or just Aaron Paul. Not hot Aaron Paul. Sky's the limit.

That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's right. That's why when I'm a super sexy Aaron Paul. No. No.

He's like, don't touch me. He doesn't like the touch. No. We did a bunch of ear to ear stuff years ago. I definitely thinking of you. But that's the thing. Like you can't, you know, you realize that it's just law of averages.

These things are just going to happen and that's the world we live in. I had to teach her not to read comments on the podcast. Yes, she did have to teach me this. How come? What was happening to you? Mean people. Yeah. Mean. Because they didn't know who I was and they're like, why does she deserve to be like just mean and like.

But I remember commenting back one time and I mean many times I have but one time a guy goes, ha, I got you to comment. And I was like, that's a good lesson. Yeah, yeah. He just simply wanted me to be like, gotcha. Here's what I feel a little different. I think that and it's the same about I feel about reviews. It's the same thing. about not getting a job if you're, you know, you really want a job and you don't get it. Comments are the same. Sometimes they're right.

I agree. Sometimes. Better than Paul was out of. He's like, I don't mean that. But what I do mean is there have been certain jobs that really hurt. Then I see who got it. And I go, that fool's better. There have been certain comments that people have said.

And I go like, that hurts. There's been certain reviews where they go like, your work is like this. And it needs to be here to pull that off. And I've gone, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. And it's a nice bar to go like, all right, keep. grinding. I'm doing this for fun. This is a grind. There are other comments that

I go like, you're a fucking dumb ass. Fuck off. Those are the people that I'm like, your review is stupid. You didn't understand it. You don't have good taste. You're a fucking clown. And those are the people I'm like, you're going through a rough phase. I've been eating a lot on the road. I'm not a fat area.

Well, that was one of the good ones. Right. Yeah. Right. That was the best. That was the perfect. But those are the people that when you, when you don't have respect for the thing. I'm like, that's when it gets me into a fun world. So whoopey Goldberg, God bless her great career. She's wrong. She's totally out of line. Now, that's why I would say you could go on that couch because whatever she's saying, you know she just tried to use your name to get their little boost up because they're just trying to get numbers

in between those ads. So she doesn't give a fuck about you. She doesn't care about your family. She doesn't care about your life. She wants to bury you for eight minutes and then forget it. That to me is dog shit. Well, let me tell you. because my mom the next day was like, Whoopi called you out. Fucking random dudes, like, got my mom's number and left her the most, like, vulgar message, like, Jan, your daughter, I'll give her number five.

Like, gross, like, sexual things. And my mom called me, she's like, whoopi should know. And whoopi should know. That I'm getting, you. Because, like, really, my mom, it, like, startled her, you know, because she's fucking lady, like, getting weird randos calling her. Yeah.

She really wanted Whoopi to know. That's the difference between the comments. Like, to me, I haven't stopped reading them all together. Yeah. At all. This is a confessional. But there's times where I've gotten important feedback where I'm like, ooh, I didn't know I did that. You're not wrong.

I do say this a lot and I'm doing it so that the guest knows, but the audience is like, I've heard that a million times. You're totally right. And so I was like noted, like learned something from that. You can take those things and you're like feedback. and you can change it. If you don't look, there's not much opportunity. Just in terms of acting, in my opinion, there's two sides. There's like the purest actors who would never think of the audience.

They're just lost in this world and make believe. And I always find that to be kind of don't shit. Yeah. We're dancing and they're the audience. That's right. So I view as closer to street performers than, you know, in berets and turtlenecks. And if you're walking down the street and you're dancing and you're tapping and and you're tapping and trying to get people to give you money and you're not getting money,

where you could go sit around together and the conservatory and go like, they're wrong. Right. What we did was beautiful. We'll eat each other. Yeah, all you want. But if we change the dance for them a little and they throw money and they listen.

Yeah. And they stop. They stop their day to watch. Then we're doing something right. And when comments or critics are good, I feel like, thank you for the free advice. But if there was another guy standing behind the people who were throwing change being like,

yeah, you're just like a fat Aaron Paul. You know, you'd be like, get out. Get out of. I don't need you. That's the difference. That's the difference. There are some people that do offer feedback, and sometimes they say it in really mean ways. Yes.

But I'll still try and take the piece. Yeah. They're right about that. It's a healthy relationship. However, some people are wrong. Don't be a dick. Yeah. But also, some people, if their way of messaging is wrong, you also don't have to go down that road.

Exactly. There'll be certain people that I block, I'll have, like, ah, you fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then once I think you're trash, who cares about you. Yeah. Right. Well, and there's also, like, people that really go. too far and then it's personal and your

like whoopi go over. Yours is that one I think. No, I need hers. He wants me to address whoopi. I thought it was a, oh, that makes a lot more there. They're everywhere. I'm the voyeuristic on show. That makes a lot more sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there are certain people, and if you respect them. Right. That's the Garfman. Oh, whoa. What? This makes a lot more sense. They just film us to rewatch it while they edit the... Is this being recorded? Because it's been a lovely chat.

And we're on a podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But now it makes me think like I should read more. But anyway, you need to ask a question. I think you should lean more into the sex talk. Yep. I think that that's become part of your brand, whether you like it or not.

That's getting... Now, can I ask you guys a business question? Yep. Yeah. You guys like to study your numbers and do you guys pay attention to week? Yeah, of course. It's fun, right? Yeah.

Did you see... Well, I mean, you guys... I mean, it's fun when it... No, I'm... Yeah, but even when it goes down. Do we see them jump up? Did it spike up? Of course.

Oh, interesting. Oh, weird. So your business that you own, that's in your living room, did good. Or my bedroom. Or your bedroom. This is her room. This is the manhandle suite. Okay.

This is it. This is the manhandle sweet. If you reach behind, you'll get the handcuffs. Yeah. Oh, you really mean, yeah. I know you meant, okay, that's different. Now you're going to get a whole. a bunch of new people interested.

But you saw a big spike for your business. Yes. Isn't that interesting? We do every time. And so you lost a sponsor, but the business you own. That's your voice did better. And your question is, how do I stop making my business? Now, just imagine we don't

do power. Imagine we sell vacuums. You ladies sell a vacuum. We sell a vacuum. Your vacuum did something and you sold a lot of vacuums and your question to other vacuum sellers is, how do I sell less? You're right. My advice is Don't. So more.

Go with your friend Olivia, figure out how to love being the sex girl, and talk, talk, talk. Or just being authentic. Being authentic. Sex woman. Not worrying. That was my issue with it. Thank you. Not worrying about that, because that I think is really what translates more than anything

is authentic. That's why it gets picked up, though, because the people that are trying, there's tons of podcasts out there with women talking about sex that aren't getting picked up because they're trying to do it sometimes. for shock value or to push the envelope. Your tip isn't, as they say. You're doing it from a place of authenticity and it comes out. Tip slip.

But that's what I mean. The tip slipping in? You know. Yeah. The term. You slipped a tip. You don't know that term? No.

A tip slip. Jake's only been with four. Yeah. Do you know the term? What is tip slip? Tip slip. Yeah. Like the tip of the penis slips in?

Like the guy and he just like, just the tip. A little. Yeah. I know Justin did. But how. But what is the saying? Like you made a mistake? Well, there's no mistake, but the lines are starting to blur and we're not sure where we're going. Is that what you're thinking to?

Yes. Oh, so that is the tip slip is. The tips slip is like, you know, it's a little. Yeah. And so do you- What's the pH in the pool? Thank God you're here. So Rachel, I need you to look here.

Do you like the tip slip? Say it to camera? Well, I can answer. Yeah. Nobody cares if you like it. I'm into it. That's not helping our podcast. I'm a great tip.

Oh, wow. The weird hit out numbers went, Gareth likes sitting there. I mean, if you've ever seen numbers, a graph go like, like, Oh my God. By the way,

you have your doppelganger roaming the country treating people right. He has Aaron Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And slip in his tip. I'm not here burning his bridges. I'll see you in hell, Paul.

Start eating more. You hear me? You pasta up, man. See, this is how you do it. Yeah. He's just how you do it. You're just up. I'll meet you on the view, motherfucker.

Aaron Paul, we would love to have you on the show to talk. This is getting so ugly. Yeah, this is so good. What's your question? Where were you at? Oh, I was going to say, I thought, like... How do I get people to talk about my sex life? No.

Let's get into it. I was going to say, do you guys take questions on things you know nothing about? Yes. All of them. All of them. How does a woman know they're in pari menopause? Well, that would be. one where we probably would think that's not the best for us.

No, I feel like Jake, like, isn't improv the rule is always yes. What? Yes. What? Yes. We bet a questions.

Or you vet the questions. What is that? That's a tip slip. That's a tip slip of ever assuming. I mean, by the way, in terms of the conversation, that's the lip gloss you choose.

So you need a guy to have been with about a hundred women. You love being manhandled. And you need a huge, lip gloss to put right in your mouth? Do you feel more comfortable with a big lip glass near your mouth and why? How does it make you feel? Listen to our episode from...

It's an intimidating size of a look good. It's the biggest lipgots I've ever seen. Listen. For you, you think that's just they make really tiny ones that make men feel better. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm using a lip glove. You can't even sit. It's humongous.

You know, they're making half chapsticks now. You should get that. Yeah, hey, girls, you got to use this. Have you used the chap junior? There you go. Get one of these. Just the tip. Just the tip.

By the way, if the four of us ever created a business, it's a lip gloss called Just the Tip. It's really wide. And then to apply, it's really small. But it's like menthol. It's menthol. Wait, why menthol? It's manthal. It's manthal.

I'm going to leave that. Okay. Go ahead. Perry Munnbots. Take it, Jake. Go, Jake. I felt like, yeah, I feel like you have an answer to it. Do you notice that you're getting a hotter during the day at different times?

do you load a less energy or has your sleep changed? No. You're fine. Continue on. And then just sign out with the receptionist and then you're going to have to play the cold call. You're not a real doctor.

Shut up. Okay. You get half the phone. Wait, no. We need to throw you guys another one. Okay. You sound like you have one. I did, but I was like, wait, we can't say that.

Why? We just talked about the same case. This is important. This is a real question. It's not a sad question. Not for us. What do you do if you love a friend and you don't agree with their partner? Oh.

Is that too dark? No. No. You don't like their partner. We wouldn't get behind it. We wouldn't do that on the show. Oh, you wouldn't. Why?

Honestly, what we like to do on the show is. Menopause stuff. Like an example is one was on the show. A woman, they had three kids. They had an agreement that after they were both going to get, she didn't get her tube said he was going to snipe. She did hers. He hasn't.

That's fucked up. So we're on her team. So how do we get him to do it? So this, how do you agree with the part? If it's about politics, if it's about heavy stuff of why you don't agree with. Right.

I just find it gets less. You need to be on someone's. My advice, my advice, because I mean, I think we've gone, my advice is you're there for your friend. Either way,

they're your friend. if they're happy, you hang in there for a minute. So you, yeah, you had that episode where there was the relationship where the guy had been doing porn for six years or seven years or whatever, and divide his partner's back. Yes. Like that is one where we, that, we probably wouldn't do that on the show. What else did you like about that up? I don't even remember exactly what was.

We've been talking about it all morning. Well, would you take a question like that? What if she called in and said, what if her friend called in and said? What if her friend called in and said, what if she got back with him? Oh, God. As you're, the role of the friend, what do you say? But hold on, the friend is calling us.

Because we're on the friends team. Oh, you're on the friends team. Or are you on your team calling in saying, my friend? So are you the caller? Because it's a big premise thing, and I know it's annoying. No, I get it. You have to be on their team. And that's why earlier I said, it's not bad advice.

And I stand by that because part of the show, I've heard other people who, you know, have callers or mess with people. We try to care. Okay. So, honest to God. But we do care. The game of it is, it's really fun. Like, part of the problem is when Gareth pitched me this that I got really excited about.

One of my favorite things is when you do a Q&A, I love when people get up and ask questions and open up and they're really funny. Right. And like random people are really funny. And so the fun of it is, is we are on. that person's team. So if we're, if he calls, then we're on his team. And what I'm going to say to him is, you're allowed to fuck my man. That's how you, you got that big old cock.

Use it, my king. And if she can't accept it. But if she's calling, I'm going to say, you cannot have this. First of all, there's no trust. There's no relationship. Is he getting tested each time? If it's an outside friend calling, it's different advice. Got it. So that's where like we've, you know, we've done some of this where we're not doing it with the callers, it's tricky. It is tricky. Because it's you and then you had an opinion. On this, if I'm, if she's calling in, it's over.

He lied for six years. Yeah. There's some lies I think you can get passed in a relationship, but I'm not a believer that it's like, long lie, grow up. We're not 19. This ain't Romeo and Julia. Right. But you know, because you listened to the episode, she had like a severe bladder infection and

then found out he had been doing porn. Yeah. And she went in the room and was like, oh, I know how I got this. horrendous bladder infection. It's all the porn you've been doing. Like, you know what I mean? And then how did he respond again? He was like, fuck yes.

You know, he was... A fucking cool. He was like, let's... No, I don't think he said fucker. I think he denied it. If I ever got caught during porn and someone's like, I got a bladder infection because you've been fucking doing porn and I'll go, fuck yes.

Say that into this camera. So then why did she get back with him? That's the math, I don't get. This is a recent development. They were broken up for... Bless you. Bless you. Three years?

This happened during the pandemic, she found out, right? They broke up during the pandemic. Yes. Okay. Yes. She found out... She was doing porn. She was like, boy, you're around the house a lot.

Right. Yeah. Right. Oh, did she watch his porn after? Yeah. Did she say it was different? You know, porn stars are like, it's not sex. I'm in a relationship.

It's so different. That's what he says. It's not. sex. It's like going through. But when she watched it, was she like, those are his moves? You know, he's using his penis just like he does with me. That's right. I mean, we avoided those questions.

Did you watch the videos? Yes. I have not watched the videos. I think I like saw one, like a piece of it. And I was like, I could not. You needed to run in the other room. I needed to run in the other room and grab my, no, I'm kidding. No, it was disgusting.

Grab your chest. So you weren't into it. What is their status? Now their status is... They're together. They're together. So now what do you do? And he's a changed man.

He is. That's his words. Right. So the person who believed... So what do we do is friends in that situation? When you guys hang with her, is he always around? No, he's never around. She won't bring him around.

So you're friends with her. Yeah, I think that is... Unfortunately, it's a really tough position because if you want to be friends with that person, I mean, you've got to kind of support that person. I mean, I remember when I got out of a relationship once and all my friends are like, thank God. Yeah. And I was like, well, why didn't anyone say?

And they're like, because you were happy. Right. So really, what can you do? I mean, I think when times get tough, that's when you can sort of put your, you know, you know how you feel. You're ready to go if they need that advice. Here's the question. Do you think it's wrong if we don't hang out with him?

Because here's where I stand. I said that that would be out of integrity for me. You don't have to like him. I won't be able to be nice. I won't be able to be faith. Also, if you want to enjoy your time with your friend. And I would imagine that a friend would understand based on some of the things you said why you maybe don't want that presence around you. Yes.

You know, I mean, yeah, you've got to keep it separate. But if you're able to have that relationship and that relationship's good, then that's all you can get for right now. My gut is she's going to come back to you and be like, hey, shit went south. And you're going to be like, well, here's why. Because he's a fucking dick. So I've got a question for you too late. Yes, yes. Do you guys have any advice for two gentlemen starting a podcast?

us together, who are also old friends. What have you guys learned? What can we learn from you to as we start this journey? Taking away, ladies. I do like you guys together. That's one thing. Her thing is in person. I just like it, you know?

I think you need to make more comments about being uncomfortable with men, their bodies on you. But one thing we did find is we end up editing out a lot of any tangents that we do. Why? Because. Yoga cancels? No, less about that. When we started, we were really finding the show. We would go like, if a caller was born, we would just do our bits.

You would riff and. We would riff and have a lot of fun on it. And then when we started really finding it, we found like when our show works the best, the caller is the engine. And they still riff and have that stuff, but it's about the caller. It's got to always come back to that. It's about trying to help the person who has the problem. But yes, I agree.

about being together. I think that is more fun. The energy, you know. Our video component's not great. Well, you guys have a nice stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, like we said, you can borrow the studio. Yeah. Come on over. You mean that? Stop saying that because he's going to go, Hey, Ridge, I'm in the neighborhood. At least we're close. I'm doing a sleeping podcast.

Can I get that couch for a little? I don't even need the mic, to be honest. What other things have you guys learned? about the pocket. One thing I've learned is that the audience, at least our audience, actually wants more of just us. Interesting.

So they like, typically, they like, we do a little recap at the end where we don't recap at all. We just shoot the shit. We do a post. That's right. Yeah. Talk about.

Fun. Our day, like the week, whatever. Just anything. And that is what they all want more of. And so, yes, the caller offers the, you know, energy for you guys. But I think the two of you...

You have dollop. I mean, you know what you're doing. Yeah. I think the two of you... Well, together are... Yeah, that's all you need. What was your, Rachel, coming from the world of acting more?

What was your desire to enter the podcast space? I don't know that I would call it a desire. No. We're going to cut that out. It's just not really interesting. That's just what happened. Just like Breyer at the game. You know.

This is amazing. No, this is the truth. I did armchair. Yes. Rob, the producer. Like, I told a story. Yes. That again, went.

What was that story? I told a story. I went to high school with Rami Malik, and I told a story about Rami and I. I remember this. You didn't like him. My point exactly. No, I love him still.

We've made it. Everything's great. But what did you say? I had posted a picture from high school. I hadn't talked to him in a little while. We were really good friends in high school. and he saw the photo and maybe it wasn't the most flattering. He didn't love the photo of himself.

Okay, I got you. But it wasn't, it was like, hey, I'd really appreciate if you took that day. Like, it was harsh and not like, and I was like, oh my God, you know me. You know me now. People blessed. Yeah. And I was like, heart broke. I was like, oh, my God, I took it down right away.

But I told. He got involved probably. Whatby was involved. I told the story on armchair and it went viral that like he, you know, he called me personally. He called me personally. He was like, oh, my God. Rachel. I'm so,

it was a crazy time, blah, blah, you know, and I was like, of course, like I get it. We made up great now, but that story itself. Rob was like,

oh, she's willing to talk some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to do a podcast? And at the time, you know, pandemic, whatever, I was like, fuck yeah,

let's do it and it's fun and it's just us talking. I don't know that I was prepared for certain things, you know, because you talk and you yourself. Right, totally,

which is a different game than our business. It's a different game than our business. So it's a whole new world. And so I think that's also why having a harder time with certain things getting out there and being like, oh my God. You know? Anyway.

So what was the question? Why did you do the podcast? Oh, right. I don't know. But I will say some things have been born from it. Like you have gotten more passionate about certain things from doing it. Dick. So it's successful.

You know? That's what people want to hear about. That's what I was teeing you. So basically. The manhandled show. The manhandle. It's an interesting space. It is, right?

Especially in this strike and kind of seeing it, seeing how the studios really value us, really seeing where, like, if there was any, the more people I talk to who are in our business, there's a universal feeling of, oh, we have felt that they don't value us for a long time. And you'll feel it in jobs that if you get a good rate,

You talk to other actors lower on the call sheet, and those rights are getting crazy low. And then you talk to guest stars who are coming in who used to make a living doing it because they're providing a big service for the show. They'll do a multi-episode arc. They'll carry stories with your lead. There'll be lead romances. And they're going, our fees are so bad. I might have to drive fucking Uber while doing this TV show for this billion dollar company.

And you go like, man, this greed. And this lack of respect for the people who, look, we all do it because we love it. We make great money. It's a great partnership. But, man, you guys got to start opening up the wall to a little bit and spread it around because there's other ways to connect to audiences. Right. And that's feeling right now, I'm like, man, you know, people are coming out.

People are listening. You're seeing more and more people. I just saw the always sunny guys just went on tour. Adam Pali, a buddy of mine. He's on tour right now. Oh, Adam. I love him. And I haven't talked to him personally, but I saw it on social media.

But fuck yeah, man. Right. Get your show. Ben Schwartz goes around. He's selling out radio. I'm like, fucking go to the audience. The audiences are happy, make money, have fun. And I'm like, then we'll get back into the groove where it's getting fair and we get to start getting the TV and films back.

Right. But I'm like, it's an interesting time. It is an interesting time. But it is like that balance because you are putting you out there and say, you know, but it's, yeah. We hide a little bit more behind a collar. Well, I knew Jake. I really do. You're still talking about the manhand.

Well, I love being manhilled by doctors on planes. I love this. This is true. Lower. I mean, I don't. There have been a few life moments where something will happen physically and you'll just have to go. I didn't know this about myself. I didn't know what I'm in.

There's no denying this, doctor. I am sick. Ear-to-ear contact from strangers and then having the moment where you're on the back of the plane, a man has your head and two people are rubbing ice on you, it really spices that whole peon. It's contradictory. I loved it. You just never know, though. You never know.

You don't know what it is. You never know. I think honestly for that, it was, I was at such a low point. Yeah. And I was so, I mean, I was on the floor of a plane. Yeah, that's pretty low. Yeah, we were in. And high and low at the same time.

And then being like, I did feel like, oh, I'm safe. This guy's got me. And I was like, good. Now I'm going to just zone out. Do you ever wonder, like, where he is? Right here. that's it right here A piece of him here

Cut cut out to the heavens Right here He was actually me You know that's super confusing This was all hypnotherapy Yeah I drank a lot of beer I should point out

I was shotgunning beers He was right here the whole time Oh my God Yeah Well you guys This was no fun No Appreciate the honesty

Keep that in Yeah It was more like we're on Dallop Yep Your favorite show Yeah It's like

Welcome to set of your faith C-ccom Also the dollar. Yeah, but she knows it. I know that. Stop me. Literally, I know that. Yeah.

So can we call in? Yeah. Well, what we can do is have you help us with a call. That's what we normally do. That's how you have guests. Yes. We would love you guys both to come on. Yeah, we're there.

Yeah, we're there. We're on Zoom. Yep. You'll be here. We'll be here. You know what we could do is we could do your episode when you're guest in here. Oh, yeah. Let's do it.

Yeah. It's available. here at that point. So that was great for me. I'm doing a month-long podcast here. I'm finishing running in cereal podcast.

Hey, it's going real good. Numbers are good. The door! A lot of lights coming in, Rachel. By the way, I cartwheeled into another window. Apologies about that.

Just trying to get my roundoff, right? Roundoff. It's so accurate. Yeah, you know. Do you know how do you know? Obviously. I'm the fat Aaron Paul. Look at me.

I've got that gymnastic. body. You kidding me? Have you ever told Aaron Paul this? Do you know him? I shouted it at him. He ran away. I know. I never have. Well, now, you'll know. Jake said he saw him. I saw him, but it was before this. Yes. He's like, I'm friends with...

Also, he was shirtless and there's a difference. Oh. Yep. He doesn't wear a shirt. That's the difference. I get it. He's got a great little body. He's also not a road comic, so... Yeah. But if you're going to get manhandled, Aaron Paul's a great man-haar say it. Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, it'd be great. Yeah, it would be awesome. Yeah, it'd be great. Brian Cranston. Yeah. Get manned cast, really. Just keep listening. So Rachel wants to get man-headed by the cast at Breaking Bad.

Is that fair to say? If I had to pick one show, low. If you had to pick one show to be. Yeah, let's play that to be manhandled by Sun to everybody. What is having a whole cast? Yes, this is so fun. If you have a fantasy. pick a cast.

It fucking would be, would it? Is that true? If you had to pick a cast to man-handle you, what cast would it be? That's what we're going to go out on, Rachel. What is the show that you'd get mad at all by the entire cast? Hold on, guys. Don't say the view. Yes.

I want to hear what she's going to say here. Well, I mean, I know what I should say. What? I'm not going to. That would be inappropriate. Okay. Girl? Yeah, but just because he's here.

Oh, it'd be inappropriate. Well, yeah, he's married and that's weird. Oh, because they're so appropriate. We're only appropriate here. I'm like, really. More and Morris pops in. Brian, security guy, season seven. Yeah, season seven, episode four.

How are you? There you go. That's why. That's the key. So you got to say, you got to say a show. We're going out on the show. I got to say a show. You could be from your childhood.

Was there a show you are? And Olivia, if you got one, call it out for you. We're both about. I mean... You're both about to say what? I'm married with children. No, I'm talking manhandled. I'm like saying Al fucking Bundy.

Yeah. Oh, I think you are talking Al Bundy. Okay. No, but I do, Larry, I am obsessed with Larry David's. When you said Seinfeld and I was like, wow. Hold on. We are going over such a weird thing you said. I know.

If all the people in our industry, you want to be manhandled by? You said we're thinking the same thing, which you, as a friend, she went like this. No. You said, manhandle? Girls, let's all say it on. Al Bundy. What? One fucking woman on planet.

So earlier, remember when we did the mannequin thing? Just let's stare at her. This one, hey, whoopee, I changed my tune. I'm with you. She wants to be manhandled by Al fucking Bundy. Oh, my God. Rachel. What is going on with you sexually?

Oh, my God. Al Bundy's the worst answer you can have. Ever. Ever. Or the kid, because it was the cast. You're talking about Al Bundy and the little boy, the son? David Fasino.

So he's a man that you have, you have Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, 70 years old, jihist, and then you've got, what's the other guy's guy's name? David Fasino. He's a little guy, too. Oh, my God. What a disgusting. What a disgusting.

I was joking. What a disgusting train you put together. And he's married. And he's married. How about the neighbor guy with the hair? Oh, yeah. What's his name? Ted.

Ted. Who? Ted. Ted. Ted. Ted. Those are the three men. You want to be married.

Oh, my God. We went to different places. Oh, my God. We did. No, I really want to just say one good one so we can like cut out a one. But I was thinking of like sons of anarchy because it's like a bunch of like. No, no, but who you would want. So.

probably like, what's his face? Like, who did I always love? The blonde guy? Like the Charlie. Charlie? Yeah. Like, no, I don't want to go there. No, but like that. But you're picking Charlie Union? I'm thinking of like a whole.

She's picking sons of anarchy. You guys are going to have to answer too, by the way. Shameless maybe? I don't know. Shameless. Oh, the guy from the bear. Whoever. Oh, Jeremy Allenway.

That's yours? That's yours. No. Why can't I think of any? I honestly think married with children is such the winner. You're taking that one? I would do married with children. But you get married with children.

Yeah, you're going. It's a pretty good one. Fuck yeah. You're going, Peggy? Yeah. You're going to Kelly? Fuck, yes. I'm going to be the neighbor.

You're gone. You're going to be Marcy. You're going to start with Marcy. Start with Marcy. You're going to start with Marcy. Oh, my God. Okay. Wait.

Go. Married the children is great. Yeah. for the record. Let's finish up. Go sense of anarchy. Is that a show? Maybe the cast of Beverly Hills

902.10. See, I thought that, but I was like... Both sides. Let's go. Both sides. That takes it back. That takes it back. Yes.

I was obsessed with Luke Perry when I was... I mean, it was, you know. After Tiffany and Betheson joined, that's what I'm... Oh, yeah, sure. She's got to be included in the handling of Michigan.

And there's a lot of Fed Aaron Powell to go around. Am I right? Never mind. Tiffany and Bertheson is keeping it up. Yeah, she is. Oh, yeah. She looks fucking great.

We just talked to her. She's great. Cooking books. She looks amazing. Yeah, she's awesome. She's standing behind different counters dancing for her phone. I feel like I need a different show. I wish I had one.

You did have one. This is stressful. You said married one. You had a great one. You expected a different results. These are great. That was great. I get it.

The best is. Come on, girls, all at one time. Yeah. Well, just to be clear, what happened. This is, the bit is, come on, girls, is what I said. That's what they mean. What she said in real life,

where she looked at you and said, we're both going to say the same thing. She did expect a one, two, three, married with children. Never in a million years. You guys, I'm like, never. Domer.

Domer. He knows how to manhandle. Whoopian, the girls are going to. actor though he is a really good actor he does he can handle prep them cook him eat him he can do everything to the body yeah a lot of this cannot be in whoopi the girls are gonna eat you up like no pun intended oh the cast of the view

the cast of the fucking view yeah we'll be and we have it oh my god oh well guys this was so much thank you for having thank you so much thank you for coming so much we will come on yours whenever That's great. Whenever you want to keep a... Whenever you, if you're okay with it, we will.

Yeah, of course. We'll find a really filthy one for you. Oh, good. Obviously. For sure now. Yes, that is the only thing I talk about... That's your real house now. I refuse unless...

And the whole set of would be... What if you just went really hard into it? Like really hard? Yeah, like really hard. And here's my new porno. Thank you. Oh, I wasn't quite not hard. She's been doing it for six years behind your...

If you made a porno, and I know this won't be in, Yeah. If you made a porno and you talked about it on this podcast. Oh, wow. All the prep, the making of it, how it went. During it, you had a live mic. So in between, she'd be like, I thought I liked being manhandled.

This is more than I expected. Here's the twist. Ed O'Neill is the opposite. Oh! Or little guy, bud. You can. You can. But for entertainment.

This would be massive for the show. It would have to... It's a big of your real advice. Your real advice. Make a porno. It's a lot that calls in with Jake being like, have you thought about born? Make a porno. If you made it called manhandled?

Oh my God. Oh, my God. The numbers, you would do all that. Wheels are turning. Wheels are turning. Yeah, good. Yeah, that's just Carney stuff. Oh, my God.

There's a lot of wheels turning always. That's the model. Full circle. Yeah. All right, folks. We're both wearing the great. Oh, yeah. We're both wearing the grate.

You know what's great? The great. The great. We both have the great sweatshirt. It's like clothing line. Oh, Rob needs a great sweatshirt. You do need a great sweatshirt. We're going to get you on a pretty great sweatshirt.

That's your Christmas present, by the way. Honestly. You're a pretty great sweatshirt. No, we're going to get you. That's a sweater. First of all, you do not have a sweatshirt on. All right. That sounded kind of snobby.

Snoddy. Snobby? I don't know if it sounds snobby. No, what I said. No, I know. I don't know it was necessarily snobby, but... What about the fact, guys? Olivia is loving her position.

I love sitting over here. I feel powerful. What about the fact that people write into us all the time about how hot Rob is? Oh my God. It's like a thing, guys. All the time. Yeah. Everyone's like shocked.

First of all, they're like stunned. They're like, that's what Rob looks like. How does that feel to you? Yeah, how does it feel? He's to red. He's bright red right now. It's slightly uncouth. I mean, it's fine.

That's great. It's very nice. Look how uncomfortable. We love making him uncomfortable. It's the best. Does Natalie know people write in this? Yeah, does she know? She'll screenshot them and send them to me.

But people are privately writing it. Be like, oh, shit. I didn't know. was hot, like, not, people I know. Does she know that? No, I didn't, I don't think I knew that. You've sent like one. Yes, I've sent you a few. You've sent like one. No, I've sent you at least three.

All right. Well, no, I'm not sharing those. I should just text them straight to Natalie. Yeah. You know, just be like, don't let his head get too big. Oh, my God. I love it. I love it. I love it. to pay you to drive their car. Oh my God. Yeah. Do we have any updates on that?

Did you do it? Listen, this is a real question for you guys. What? Let's do the math. Okay. You're deflecting. Did you do it? She's getting there.

No, I haven't done it. But I've gotten a few offers now. A few? A few? Yeah. So, here's the question. What? What's wrong with doing it? Okay.

Talk to me about it. What you've been asked to do. Oh, okay. So when we had Amelia Hartford on, she said that people offered her thousands of dollars to take a video of her bare feet driving a car. And I said, I'll do it. Yeah, I think there's nothing wrong with that. Bare feet driving a car being paid for it? No, but like in earnest, like if I was like, hey, can you record me driving the car and these people want to pay me for it?

You don't think there's anything wrong with that? No. But what about the fact that, like, aren't they going to be using it for, like... That's up to them. They go to your Instagram page and do the same. That's what Jeff said? Because I was like, what do you think, Jeff? He's like, I think you should go out to the highest bidder.

And they said, you don't feel weird about that, knowing that... And he's like, people could go to your Instagram page and do weird stuff anyways. Well, you want to be an actress. Like, that's going to happen. So might as well get paid for it. Sure. Yeah. So you guys wouldn't think it's weird if I was like, I just made...

I think the only where it could become dangerous is if it's like come drive my car barefoot and you have to interact in person. No. But if it's just videos? So if someone asked you, would you do it? Oh, now it's I don't know. See?

I mean, it depends on how much, I guess. Like in theory, it sounds like great. But then when I actually think about doing it, I'm like, is that weird? And I know it's not. I know plenty of people do like Feet Finder and all this stuff. But I don't know. I think that I don't like that people know like who you are.

It's not like some random person who's like on feet find. Like you're someone people could find literally. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that makes me a little nervous. They want these fucking feet. They want these fucking feet. Well, but are you saying, but are you saying, but are you.

People, you don't know who these people are. And you think they might get obsessed with these toes? They're going to have ownership over your feet. Well, I think that's also... I mean, there's a fine line there, though, with, like, kink shaming. I'm not kink shaming. Yeah, but if you think someone that's into feet like that... No, my point is...

Maybe deranged enough to then become, like... No, not even that they're into feet. Nothing... It's just any obsession with anything, and they're, like, are really obsessed with something, and they're paying you. and they're paying you for anything. I am not king shaming any of that, okay? Never.

Ever. But then they know who she is. Maybe they become obsessed. And in this case, it's her feet. But I don't think her doing the feet video for $1,000 is going to make them less or more obsessed. I have a little tattoo of a heart on my feet. We've got a video podcast that they can come and watch longer. Which is true.

Just do the podcast like this for free. Take these fuckers out for free? Just flawn them. No, but you know what I'm saying. You understand what I'm saying? Of course I do. Yeah. I remember when I was young, I considered being like a, someone's like,

you should be like a hand or a football. You have beautiful hands. Yeah, there's not much. You know who would slay? Who? My mom. Your mom would fucking slay. She would slay on the only ground.

completely. So I don't know. It makes me a little nervous for you to put yourself out there. I mean, I think it's fair that it could be a gateway. Yes. But the first thought, the first thought is like, oh, yeah, do it. Like, what? It's like that much money is to show your feet.

But then if you think about it more. What if I became like addicted? I'm just like fucking a foot hustler. Well, I think it also depends on who's paying you. A foot hustler. You know what? You know what? I feel better about you venturing into this with your brother living with you. You guys, I'm not venturing into the foot game. I want to make that really clear. But I do have some offers on the table. So I would say if it was like a really high bid.

But what I'm saying if it was. Yeah, like what's the number? If you what, Rob, say it. If it was someone that has like a addiction and they're spending a lot of money. of their money that they can't afford on your feet video, then that could be problematic. But if it's some, yeah, which you... What do I have to do with that? Well, you might feel worse in that case than if it's some, like, dude in San Diego with a ton of money

that is like, yeah, I want to see this girl's feet for five grand. I mean, if they want to give me five grand for a video of my feet, like... It's hard to pass that. It's hard to pass them. You know, I kind of feel like they deserve it. So what's the starting bid, I guess? Yeah, do they, do you have like a number on the table?

$2,000 for 30 seconds of you driving. Do you? No. I'm not like a, I'm not like a, I'm not selling my fee. But did anyone come with an offer? No, they just like they were inquiring like if I was serious. What's the amount though that you would take serious? I almost want you just to entertain it just to see.

That's how I feel. That's how I feel. I'm like, I kind of want to see how this goes. Like, what is this like? This is a whole world I didn't know about. What's the amount? A whole new world. Five grand.

Five grand is like four grand you wouldn't do it for? I would do it for $4.500 would you do it for. $50. I would do it for $0.14. We got to establish that baseline. Your bottom line? Your baseline? I mean, I don't know.

$2,500. For me to film a video of my barefoot driving, yes, why not? I mean, I could give that to charity. I could give that to like myself. So starting bid is $2,500. This is too much. We have to pivot. Well, I have, we're on the subject to feet.

Yeah, let's hear it. I've got two feet. I have two feet. Let me tell you about my foot. Wait, can we end one? What amount would it take for you? To fill my feet? Look at it.

She's acting like it's crazy. But for me, she's like, do it. No, I'm thinking. $10,000? To fill my feet? Yeah. Dude, this is going to happen. We get to go on a big trip.

Where are we going? 25,000. 25. You wouldn't, so you would turn down $10,000. No, but I have to start. You know, if people are listening, I have to pretend. I have to pretend. I have to pretend.

You can't get me for that. Oh my God. What about you? You know there's people out there that want some... Yeah. No, I don't think... I don't think... Of course there are.

There's something for everyone. No, I don't think I'd get it offered for that. I disagree. I don't know. All the comments on how cute Rob is. Yeah. There are people out there that also enjoy feet. Yeah.

It's like a thing, guys. What's your bottom? I'm similar to Libya, I think. What did you say? $2,500? Yeah. See, I just added a zero. Yeah, we get it.

You think you're more valuable. We get it. My feet, I have a broke, it's not broken. But my foot is ruined. My daughter, she goes, my mom wore the wrong shoes, and now her foot is ruined. Which is pretty much what happened. That is literally what happened. I haven't been able to walk for the past week.

Yeah, there's a crutch in the hallway for you. There's a crutch in the hallway. You should get one of those little scooter things. You know how many people have talked to me about getting one of those scooter things? Those would be fun. Just the one that you like put your knee on and wheel. Yeah, that's the one. Not like a not an actual.

No, not a motorized scooter. One, you put my knee on. That has a handbrake. I mean, I would be kind of excited to be on a motorized scooter. I'm not going to lie. It feels on brand. We're actually going to get some of those. Like the bird ones.

What? We're going to get like the motor scooters. Those are fun. Yeah. Calvin and I'll hop on those occasionally. You know like the bird ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever ridden on one of those?

Yeah, it's so fun. I love it. Have you? The ones that are just like on the street everywhere? My cousin has them. So like when we... Has her own. Yes.

Not like the ones that are just left on the curb. Yeah. Got it. You would never touch a public bike. That's not true. I always have hand sanitizer. You would wipe it down vigorously. How much could Rachel get to film her bare foot?

Writing a public? Bird scooter? Yes. Seriously. We'll take offers in the comments. 25,000. $25,000. Dude, what if we could get you $25,000 to ride a scooter barefoot?

Would you do it? Dude. You'd have to. Ask me when my foot is not ruined. Okay. No, but what if you could get more for a ruined foot? Like $5,000. My foot is so swollen.

Do you want to show us on camera? No. I'm not going to show us. It's so, it's just so sad, you guys. And you know, it's the worst part, because I had to be on crutches because I had to take, I wait off it. The most embarrassing things ever, oh my God, what happened? I wore the wrong shoes. I mean, they were ugs. Now, they weren't regular ugs, okay? They were like a platform situation, a slip on with the open back and they didn't fit properly. Let this be clear. Let's be clear. Let's be clear. A platform situation, a slip on with the open back and they didn't fit properly. Let this be. a lesson to all. Do not think if a shoe fits ill, if it's an ill-fitting shoe, that you

can wear it all day long thinking, I'm going to break this in and make it comfortable. You know what happens? You wind up. How long has been alien? We are a week and a half in. Is it getting any better? It's getting a little better because I was

told just to keep taking ibuprofen around the clock. Yeah. Anyway, that's my story. You got to stay off it. It's really hard to stay off your feet. I've noticed. I've noticed they're important. They're kind of important.

Maybe that's why people pay the big bucks for them because they're so important. Maybe. The best part was we were at a birthday party, a kid's birthday party at basketball. And I have the crutches. Everyone's asking. And there's a lot of doctors at my daughter's school. The ER doctor's like, I don't know what that is. You really need to go see a specialist.

You know, whatever. Then one of the dads is like, what's going on with your foot? He's like, I'm a physician. Let me see it. I have to like take out my disgusting foot. I've not had a pedicure in a very long time. I have to take it out in the middle of his birthday party. He looks at my foot and he's like, well, I can tell you it's not gout.

Oh, thank God. Because like who in their right mind thought, you know what we're going to call a certain type of arthritis? Gout. Is that what a gout is? Yeah, right? Isn't it, Rob? I thought you could catch gout. No, gout is like joint related.

Fucking Rob. Gout is joint related. Yeah, yeah. So with arthritis, will you look it up, make sure I'm not ill-quoted? Ill is my word apparently. Today. Today.

Getting ill. Today, it's joint inflammation and intense pain. Arthritis. Yeah. Oh my God, I never knew that. I thought gout was something you get from something. It sounds like it's like in your stomach and like it's horrendous. No, I knew it was with your feet.

No, there's actually another word when it specifically relates to your feet. Yeah. And gout is like it could be any joint. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Yes, but I don't run the word for the foot one because he said it and I don't remember it. But it's just such an awful word. Like it sounds so embarrassing.

So bad. Where am I embarrassed? Did I just go out of Midwest? It's a little bit. I just went to the Midwest for a second. Sorry, I'm back. But yeah, like the worst word. Like, I have gout. Do you, like... You feel shame with that.

Yes. I get it. It feels like something that... You did something to get that. There's certain things you feel shame with. Like, can I give you an example? Please. This is so weird. You're safe. But why...

Like, my whole life, my favorite milkshake is... Oh. You're already shaming me. No, I'm empathizing. Go ahead. I feel like I have food in my teeth. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm positive.

Okay. My favorite milkshake is a banana milkshake. But like for some reason, I feel like there's shame with it. What? For no reason. Yeah, what? No, that's not a thing, Rachel. I'm telling you my experience as a kid, like feeling embarrassed to be like, I want a banana milk shake.

Is it because it's phallic? Don't make me cry. I don't. Don't. Don't. But you know what I mean? cry thinking of you as a little girl feeling shame because you wanted

a banana milkshake but you didn't want to say it. But like there's things like that that feel like embarrassing to you. Like tuna sandwiches at school? Yeah. Yeah. Like if you have a tuna sandwich. Yeah, you feel like or egg salad. Or egg salad.

I don't know what is happening with the speech. I don't put banana milk shake. You can't even tell. It looks like a vanilla milk shake. And you know what's really? Yeah, but the banana milk shake I've never heard. that it's my favorite? Because you've never said. She's ashamed of it.

Yeah. No, but like a real banana and vanilla ice cream. Yeah, banana milkshakes are the bomb. They're the fucking best. And when I was a kid, they were my favorite too. I always wanted them. They're the best. But I never felt any shame.

I remember reading that Jennifer Aniston when she married Brad Pitt in her vows. She said, I will always make you your banana milkshakes. And I was like, Brad gets it. Brad does get it. Wait, did you get fun of at some point for that? your brother maybe? No, my brother made fun of me over everything always so I can probably always just like a test

or just, you know, that is what it was. That's my brother. We're like the most mundane thing. Yeah, anything. He was so funny the other night. Oh my God. What was he doing?

Because we were going to that chain thing with Rob. And he's like, oh, great. Like Rachel's going to have one bite of food and be like, okay, I'm ready to go. And we were like laughing. I was like, she'll be fun. And he's like, because that's what she's known for. She's a good fucking, like, he was just like ripping on her.

So hard. That's all he does. My whole life. It's pretty accurate. It explains. He's so good. I am fun. No, I meant one bite and then you were like ready to bounce.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she walked in. She's like, let's get this sandwich and get the fuck out. And Jeff was like, are you? There's like eight of these. Are we the same person? I know. Jeff was so thrilled.

Yeah. That really made my day. Well, no, because there was food to try. I wanted to, like, try it all. I was not there for socializing. I was like, I want to eat the food. And I want to get the fuck out of here. But your brother had it all mapped out correctly before we even left.

Oh, man. Yeah. That's my whole life. Trust me. I know. I got it. You are the same exact way. Yep.

Just fucking ripping on me and making fun of me. My whole life, that's probably why. I feel. shame and everything. I'm still curious though if like where that inciting incident happened with the banana milk shake. I don't think I don't think anything happened. I think it was just something inside of me. Like everyone likes chocolate or vanilla or strawberry. I'm the banana. Well maybe it's also because they don't have that anywhere. No, it's really hard to get a banana. That's what I mean. So you probably were like, you probably because you know logic doesn't come in until you're seven. So you go and you're like banana milk shake.

And they're like, we don't have that. And so you probably were like, it's not like the popular thing. Yeah. So you felt different. It's like the outsider milkshake. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to cry.

I really hope you too. What's your favorite milkshake? I just like a vanilla milkshake. See? Yeah. What's yours? Oh, I do have another one. I also like strawberry.

I like vanilla and strawberry. I mean, I'll do like a cornmeal. normal sea salt. I thought you just said banana before. I love a banana. They don't have them anywhere. I know. Like if I were going to make a milkshake, I'd make a banana milkshake. That's what I grew up loving. That was my favorite. Yeah. I love a cookies and cream. I did too. Jack in the box has a good cookies and cream milkshake. Speaking of Jack in the Box. What? Chain Fest. Yeah. Did they, oh, that was our favorite. That was our favorite. It was the Jack in the Box. Do you want to explain chain to? Talk it.

Taco. I feel like you would do a phenomenal job. It's your wheelhouse, Rob. Yeah, it's yours. They just, they take chain food and do like elevated versions. So the jack in the box, they had Wagyu beef mini tacos. Those were the best. That was, I think, my favorite thing I ate.

They did Pizza Hut with like a truffle ricotta mushroom pizza. That was my favorite. I know. Rob made me. You liked that better than the Wagyu? I've had the Wagyu one before. Oh, you've had it before? Yeah.

I'm so mad I missed the spicy crispy chicken sandwich. Me too. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. Ever. He made me take a bite of the fucking mushroom juice. Oh, you did it? Yeah.

Because he's like, no, because I thought for a second, I'm like, oh, is it just truffle? Because that's not the same thing, you know? Yeah. And I bit it and I wanted to throw up. Oh, no. I spit it out. Rob. He's like, no, it's not.

just tastes like mushrooms. It was like a whole stack of mushrooms. Yeah, no kidding. And I spit it. I literally spit it out. What did you think that whole stack of brown stuff was on top? It was dark. Then they had Sonic.

Sonic the Hot Dog. Red Robin. Red Robin. What was the one with Chili's? Dunkin' Donuts. Chili's, the rib sandwich. What were the curly fries? Who was that?

Oh. Yeah, that was under the... And then they had curly fries and caviar. Yeah. That was... So then do they do this as... Like a regular... Can you buy tickets to it or something?

You can. It was one weekend. Okay. It was like their big event of the year. And then they normally do, like every month, they'll do one of those that are just like the jack-in-the-box, tacos. And is it all like well-known chefs or who's redoing the food?

It's Tim Holland. He's a chef that owns the restaurant Odeum. Okay. And him and B.J. Novak and a couple other guys in Kraft. They run it.

Got it. They have a house near courage that are a space. It used to be out of a house over near the grove. They're expanding. No, they just moved into a different space. I mean, they're expanding. Sure. They're expanding.

I'm like, that was a That was like a thing. I mean, that was... That was my worst nightmare. Rachel, I can't even tell you. She just hid in the corner. She does not do a scene. No.

I was like, get me out of here. A lot of friends there. A lot of people from the podcast were there. It was nice to see some people for sure, but also get me out of there. She doesn't like seeing all the other people that, you know, there was a lot of people there. There were a lot. It was just not. We also weren't.

paired. I was in my school clothes. Yeah. That I picked Breyer up from school at 3 o'clock. We're just going around and we just like showed up to eat food and I had no idea. It was like a scene like that. I thought we were like getting food sitting down at a table and eating. So when we got there, we were like, I don't know what I thought. I just thought Rob says it's good food. I go. Right. You know? Yeah. He asks us to go all the time and we're like, okay, we're going to go. Rachel says no. Yeah. I can't. Did I go? I know he did.

Yeah, I sure did. But next time you should go to a dinner. Yeah, I'll go to a dinner. Yeah, and like stay for the whole thing. She said she'll go. Well, if it's a sit-down dinner, I have no choice. Let's get her while her foot's broken. Well, well, we do need Uchi just opened in Los Angeles.

He was just talking to me about this. I didn't know what it was. What is it? It's one of my favorite restaurants, Tyson Cole. He says it's like we know who people are. Oh, Tyson. He's a chef. Tai Tai.

He has Uchi and Uchiko in Texas. It did make my night to see Roy Choi, though, on our way. Me too. Just love him. We love him. Love him. So much. You know.

Yeah. Yeah. There was some specials there. There was some special people. Some special people. A lot of special people. Oh, man. That was a time.

But going anywhere with Rachel and Jeff? Jeff and I are just the same. Why did you insist on him coming if he didn't want to be there? He wanted to be there as much as Rachel did. He wants to be invited. He's not like, you and I are more similar on the fact that we could be like, oh, let's go. I'm down to go.

I'm down, whatever. Rachel and Jeff, on the other hand, they don't really like talking to people. They don't. Wait, we had this whole discussion. But we had like a little group. We did. That was nice to have that as a buffer to not then have to go. Yeah.

Yes. We have this whole discussion, okay? My brother was also, because my mom was ripping on me. Because every time I go to my mom's house, she is like queen of the block. You know, like all the neighbors, they're like family, like everyone. All the time, they're on a text chain. They're always outside talking, whatever. So anytime I go to my mom's, she'll be like.

like, Rachel, come here. So so and so, this just happened and gets me involved in these like in-depth conversations of like things that are going on on the avenue. Yeah, I hate those conversations. And I'm like, you know, of course I'm like nice, but literally it'll be like I'm picking her up. We have an appointment to be somewhere and we're running late and then she'll bring them over. And I'm like really impatient, like we got to go. We have neighbors like that that like help and I'll try to stop and talk to him. No, no, no, no, no.

We need to go. We're on a walk. to hurry up. That's really sweet. But my mom told me she's like, you're not nice. She's like, you're not nice. You're not very warm.

You're not, and I'm like, what? What do you mean? You're always bringing all these people when I'm just like in your driveway to pick you up to go somewhere. Oh my God. And then I'm like, my brother,

who is always like, like all like curmudgeony. And I'm like, you, What about him? She's like, no. He's nice. He's nice. He's warm.

He greets everybody. I'm like, that's what started it. And my brother was dying. He's like, oh, he's like, yeah, see, you're not nice. I can't. It's taking my face hurt. I get it. But, you know?

It's, there's certain people that are different. Oh, so the point is Jeff, like, was hearing all this. He's like, 100% I agree with Rachel. He's like, don't bring your neighbor of it. Don't bring anyone over to my house. Yeah. I agree with that. Like this weekend, then right after, we went to sushi.

And by the end of sushi, I'm at a commuter on dinner with this other family. And he's just like, what? Fuck, you know? And then we go to the Christmas tree law and I'm like exchanging numbers with this woman. He's like, why? Why? And he's standing behind me being like, what are you doing? And I'm like, well, Cindy's daughter is like having a hard time.

in middle school. And he's like, who's Cindy? He's like, that lady who just met at the Christmas that is so typical. I'm like, yeah, she's not doing it.

I just want to say my mom's neighbors are all very lovely and I think they're all very sweet and I like them all. It was just a story to explain. Yeah, it's a good story. Yeah. It's a great story.

I have some awful neighbors. I don't need to make that. Yeah, don't you have a neighbor that's like something. There's something. My mom invited one into our house at one point. And we got home and we were like, what is this lady doing here?

Oh, no. Like. Well, your neighborhood's a little sketchy. My neighborhood's not sketchy. It's a good neighborhood. What are you talking about? But I get what you meet. Yeah.

Wasn't there like a one that was like wanted for something? There was like a whole thing where something happened like a swap team came or something. Yeah, there was like a story. That was an unhouse person in the backyard. Oh. Okay. What are we going to say? I think I was going to tell you guys about my brother's date.

Oh, yeah. Oh, please. Okay. With one of your friends? No. Oh, my God. So where did he meet? Tinder.

Tinder. So we met this girl on Tinder. He showed me her. I'm like, she's cute, you know. How old? I think like 33, 34. How old's your brother? 50.

Okay. So, yeah. You know, she's of age. She's cute. He's like, I'm going to go meet her in Calabasas for coffee. And I'm like, okay. Two days later, he's not home.

Two days? Okay. Is he a texter? I think I talked to you. We text. I made sure he was safe because I'm like, are you okay? You didn't tell me it was two days.

I think we talked after the first night he had been gone. Two days. Two days. Oh my God. So I kept texting him like and he kept laughing. He would be like, yeah, I'm good. So to catch everyone up and remind everyone, he's recently out of prison.

Okay? So he goes, meets this girl. They meet, have like, a coffee or whatever. Where'd they get coffee? Some juice bar or something. Coffee at a juice bar. He's just getting on his feet.

He doesn't have a job yet. He's working for us, like, helping whatever. So she's like, are you hungry? Do you want to go eat? And he's like, yeah, they go to eat. He goes to pay. She's like, don't even trip. Like, I got this.

Does she know? Yes. He was honest. He's like, I just got out of jail. I don't know. That's only he says on a first date or that's something. Before they even met. It's in his profile.

I like that. He was honest. Yeah. And so he went to pay and she was like, don't trip. I got this. He's like, so we ate this like huge meal, like Thai food, whatever. And he's like, she's feisty, you know? And so he's like, so we leave.

And he's like, I go to her, well, what do you want to do now? And she's like, let's go to Malibu because they were out in Calabas. And he's like, okay. So they drive over the canyon. And she's like, can you take me by McDonald's? And he's like, you just ate. Like, aren't you? He's like, I can barely breathe.

Aren't you full? And she's like, fool, don't you want a cheeseburger? Like, you can't, you're not down for a cheeseburger? What? Yeah. And he's like, okay. So he takes her to McDonald's. And he's driving.

And she's like, sit back. And she starts to order. And she's like, I want 50. No. 50 cheeseburgers. I want napkins and ketchup with each one of them. And my brother's like, at any moment, I'm thinking she's going to be like, no, I'm just playing. And they were like, it's going to be this much.

You're going to have to pull your car over and wait. And she's like, great. And he's like, what is happening? So he was like, what is going on? She's like, you don't like cheeseburgers? And he's like, I do when I'm hungry. Like you just ordered 50 cheeseburgers. And then so they sit, they pull over, they wait.

And she's like, they bring the food and she's like, drive, make right, make left, whatever. Pulls him into the courthouse in Malibu. And she's like, get out of the car. Grab the bags, get out of the car. There's a bunch of unhoused people. And she starts walking up and she's like, get in line, guys. And they're like, I don't know her name, like Sally or something. They're like, Sally.

he says she starts going over to each one being like, how's that blanket? I got you, buddy. Like I got your blanket. They all line up for their food and she hands it out. And she's like, love you, going to go. And my brother was just like, where's my cheeseburger? Did he get one?

He was just like, I don't, I asked. I think I was like, did you eat a cheese? He was like, no, I was really full. And he was like, I was just whipping. He was like, who does that? You know? And he's like, so we left and she's like, go to Aviator Nation down the street. They go into Aviator Nation.

Real bossy, huh? Really bossy. And he's like, what is going on? She's like, you can't dress like that anymore. Because he dresses like a guy that just got out of prison. He's got like really baggy clothes, really baggy shorts, wife beat her. She's like, you can't, you can't, that's not acceptable. She goes and buys him.

Aviator Nation. Aviator Nation. He buys him like a shirt. It's expensive. It's just very expensive. It's expensive. It's a Malibu. Yeah, it's a Malibu expensive.

So then she's like, you know what? Let's go to Target. And he says they go to Target and she just starts throwing clothes at him. And she's like, try these on. And then he does. And she's like, look at yourself. That's who you are. Look at yourself.

What the fuck? You cannot walk around looking like a gangster anymore or a prisoner or a crook. I'm getting you all of this stuff. Did your brother accidentally go on? queer I? She got him. A wardrobe? A wardrobe. She got him like sweats and t-shirts and this and that. And she's like, and now let's go to the Four Seasons and have a mocktail and some cookies. And he's like,

okay. And they did. And they did. I have pictures of them having mocktails and cookies. At the four seasons. At the four seasons. What the fuck? And he didn't come home for two days. Isn't that a good story though with the cheeseburgers. That's an amazing story. And also the fact that like it wasn't like just some shit like she, you know what I mean? Like, I mean, my mind was blown. Like I couldn't even talk, which is a rarity. Yeah.

Are they going on another date or? Yeah. So what's the deal. I think so. That's what he said. I'm like, so are you going to see her again? Yeah. Like, why wouldn't I?

He's like, she's feisty. She's, she's. Is he wearing the new clothes? He walked out and I was like, And I loved it too because he put on the shirt and it's like really tight. And he goes, she goes to me, stop fucking flexing. Stop puffing up your chest like that. Act normal.

Because he does that. He walks around like this. Like I'm so tough. She's like, stop with that. That's done. I was like, wait, this. You're like, I love her. I need her.

Yeah, she's like, you know what I mean? Sister. Yeah, I need her. So he is wearing the new clothes. Yeah. I can't even. There's something is so tender about it. It's like I want to call her.

Yeah. And be like. I know. Wow. I know. I'm, wow. Two days. Did they? I didn't ask.

But two days, they, he stayed with her? He stayed at her house for two days. I did not ask because guess what? You don't want to know. I don't want to know. No. Guess what? Yeah.

You don't want to know. Wait, and he has Aviator Nation now, too? Yeah, but it's really small on him because his muscles are too big. Oh, no. He needs to, like, You know, it's just like a, it's like a letting go of that life. Yeah. I'm really into this girl.

I know. It's amazing. It's pretty good. That is really good. I love that he had no idea. They just stuffed their faces and she's like 50 cheeseburgers. I was, to be 100% honest, I was like, you know what? I want to be more like that.

That is really cool. Of course. Like, could you imagine on a first date, you're like pulling a McDonald's. I want 50 cheeseburgers. Let's go. We're going to go feed the unhoused. And the truth is she's like, look, you're a good-looking guy. Like, you're a good guy.

Your heart. Like, he's a really good human inside. And it's like, I understand. We need someone to tell him. We all do. You're a good guy, Rob. You're a really good guy. And you're good-looking.

Oh, my God. That's such a story, though. My goodness. I want to know if he's going to go out with her again or when he does. Yeah, keep us updated. Rob's going to pull that move on his next date with Natalie. Yeah. She'll be like, what the fuck are you doing?

He's like, pull over. Go to that McDonald's. Why am I driving? Why am I driving? You know who's really going to pull that on their next date is Rachel Sarah Bilsen. Yeah. I double dog dare you. All right, let's do a Reddit real quick.

Okay, I'm dying. All right, let's go. We got one here. I, a 24-year-old male, saw something on my 21-year-old female girlfriend's phone that I wish I didn't see. That reminds me something. Okay. About me? I was like, it took that to remind you for it yesterday.

Sorry. Okay. Continue. I looked through my girlfriend's phone for a Christmas list to find what she wants, but ended up finding something else. First off, please don't judge me. I know going through phones is an invasion of privacy, but she makes lists of things she wants. So I thought I'd go ahead and do it.

So my girlfriend started a new job. I'm so happy for her. She's a career now, life, starting to move on. But I found out that there is this guy that's been asking her to lunch the past few days, and she finally said yes. Specifically, she said to her friend that she felt bad. So she finally said yes.

To make it clear, she is not a confrontational person. and doesn't like making people upset. On the plus side, she said her friends are going to join them. But he got upset and canceled the lunch, obviously, because he wanted to be alone with her. Oh. He knows she has a boyfriend, but is still trying. I've been clear with her multiple times

that even giving guys the time of day gives them hope, which is dangerous, men do not give up. We actually got into a talk last night about how much we trust each other and how we have nothing to hide. I even deleted all of the women off my snap to prove it to her, which I had no problem at all. with. At first I assume she was just being nice, but after she went to bed last night, I went through the phone, and I saw that she gave him her number, and they were texting each other.

What were they saying? I don't know if I bring up to her or I let her tell me herself. I'm just afraid she's going to keep this from me, and if I don't say anything, they will continue talking, and he won't give up. Nothing crazy was said in the conversation, but is clear that he wants her. Do I tell her or wait for her to tell me? Oof. She's not going to tell you. No. No.

No. He's going to have to come clean. Or get over it. Yeah. So he has to come clean. Yeah. It doesn't seem like he's going to get over. He's asking the community for advice.

I think you have to come clean. Will that he? I don't know because he is kind of young. You know, when you're younger, like you're way more scared to just be held accountable sometimes. Yeah. And I do get, always. I do get her too. because I think sometimes it's tricky as a woman, maybe as a man too.

You can speak on this. But like, I think there's a fine line between assuming someone wants something with you and that they want to be your friend. So you're like, oh, I'm just, they want to go to coffee or they want to go to lunch. And you think, like, why should I say no if we're just friends? I think it's hard sometimes you don't necessarily. I think a boyfriend or significant other is like, oh, they want to fuck you. And sometimes you're like, that's just not the vibe.

Like, they're just being friendly. I guess that's some maybe interesting route to discuss of like what do you guys do? Can you feel that right away from someone? I have a lot of male friends. So I have a totally different perspective. And like, can you feel from someone if it's what they're interested in? Yeah. Yeah. Not always for me.

You can't tell. I mean, I don't just assume just because a guy wants a friendship that they want something. But any guy in a relationship is like, of course they do. But it's like I have friendships that have tested. You have a good enough intuition to get a vibe. Like if someone's like. Yeah, if it's clear. But maybe you're also not putting out vibes that's what I mean.

available for that. You're married with children. But even when I was single, I still had guy friends. I've always had males in my life where there wasn't that. Actually, I'll agree with you because there's definitely times where I'm just totally oblivious. Like, I don't. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's certain people that you're like, I have no idea if, you know,

or if other people will be like, oh, he totally. And I'm like, no. You know what I mean? Yes. And vice versa. Like, Jeff has female friends that he'll go to lunch with or he'll call and talk to and like, that doesn't bother me, huh? Who?

He has a few. Yeah. Like women that we went to school with. Right. And it doesn't even, I'm like, you should call Molly or you should call. Does it change anything if they have those intentions? And you trust that Jeff doesn't. Like Molly, newly divorced, finds.

Actually. finds Jeff very attractive. There's been those situations. Yeah, does that make them comfortable? I've been fine with them being friends because I'm like, she may have a crush on you, not Molly, but like, hypothetical Molly. But that's not going to happen.

Like, we're in a relationship. Like, I feel comfortable in that. But these are people I also know. So it's different if it's some like random co-worker. If it's some random coworker that he just met and they become friends, you might be like, I don't like that. Yeah, unless I'm pulled into the situation.

Right. If something's kept separate, that's weird. That might feel weird. Right. Right. If I was him, I'd be like, just so you know, like, I'm okay if you have guy friends, as long as you're clear that you're in a relationship and maybe we could all go to lunch or dinner. You know?

And don't read your significant other's phone. Right. You will get what you're looking for. Mm-hmm. And then you have to ask yourself, if I'm looking for this, what's off? 100%. I know, like, as I've gotten older, it's like, if it's going to happen either way, like, what's that going to do? That's good.

Like, looking at a phone, privacy, whatever. You just, like, get older and you're like, nothing good can come from that. I also think energetically, like, you get what you're searching for. And if you keep looking for someone to fail you, you're more likely to be failed. Uh-huh. I would agree with that. For sure. Your thoughts, Rob?

You nailed it. Spot on. All right, guys, this has been a great. It's been a great day. It's been a great day. How's your foot doing? See it. Any better since we started?

My little foot. A little foot. How much could we get to give her a foot bath? Little foot, you guys. People would pay a lot to be able to bathe their feet Like at church? No, we would video us giving her a footpath But how much do you think we could get

For them to? For them to be able to bathe her feet. We've got places to go in this list. Offers in the comments. Yeah. Oh my God. I was just going to talk about Littlefoot from Lamb before time. Have you seen the meme going around?

And it's like millennials, I can show you where your childhood trauma started. And it's like the scene where the mom dies and Littlefoot. And I see. and I start crying. I'm like, they're so right. Cannot watch that. Horrendous. Absolutely horrendous.

Like, why? Why? Why? Well, it's the same with Lion King. I know. But that's the dad. I know. It's the dad. Bambi's the mom.

Bambi's the mom. You can't do that to us. The dad too. Of course. I was being funny. Okay, sorry, we're off on a tangy. Bye. Bye.

Bye. That was a hate gum podcast.