Broad Ideas with Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen - Raising the Bar with Arden Myrin

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

Rachel and Olivia sit down with actress Arden Myrin (The Righteous Gemstones) to talk about their dream restaurant concept, the importance of a solid “ding dong” crew, and her honest approach to dating.Like the show? Rate Broad Ideas 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and SpotifyThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Hollywood Handbook via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I need this many stripes? And the answer, yeah. High. Always. But it's a situation. Yeah. We got to be on it. We got to be on it.

But you're going to be on. I'm going to write, Nicole. Yeah. I'm going to take care of this. How did you guys meet? Growing up, the same valley. Nice. Yeah.

Nice. Now to each other. For long. This. This Valley or a different value? I know I want to sound big. I'm not a sight of me. Is it some like, is it some like Swiss valet?

That would be a lot more cool. That would be a lot more. That would be a lot more. We met Swiss. I like that. I like that. No. I like that.

San Bernardale. Oh, I've heard of it. Yes. Oh, yeah. You've ever been. I've never been, but I hope to go one day. Yeah. I've put a lot of it.

My grandma. I'm going to do this one day. I'm going to go. Once upon a time, the valley, buddy. Valley High. Yes. Absolutely. Valley High. Where did that?

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Okay. But not that's right. Fictional sweet California. California. California. Yeah. I'm picturing near Brass Valley. I'm picturing near where, like, what's his name?

Myrtley, like, what's his name, Beauty Pot? Guy. Brooke 9-9. What's his name, Mandy? Yeah. She was, like, hard. She's like this face. Yeah. But she grew up like, oh, beautiful, wood.

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Gritonis. Yeah. Wow. I'd like to see the Sweet Valley Hight twins. The T-C-D-Y. You're going to get the frio. This is a gritty valley. This is right.

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It's a baked potato jazz. Used to bring. It was Ventura. What? What? What? Yeah. Everyone played there.

They do the jazz. Every like reader that wanted to be a musician was like, my jam bands playing baked potato. This is true. That's amazing. I'm not invited to a lot of writers, musician, jam, potato. I don't know that I ever went.

I was going to say, do you ever go? You know, I've never said to baked potato, but I've been invited by some, like, D. First Dads to Bake Tatea. Oh, my God, I'm dead. Not the divorced dad at the Big Potato. Oh, my God. There's, like, to read his guitar, and he's not the potato. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That is so good. That is so good. Why is not there, though? It's not there. Is potatoes still there? It's on Coinga. It's on Coingham Ventra. It's on Coingham, Ventra.

That's not a divorced dad? I thought it now. I know exactly where it is. We're going to find some divorced dads. It's still there. Do they serve baked potato? They should. Do they have...

I mean, that's the average thing. Baked potato bar? I think I love... I mean... ...like baked potato bar. Honestly? I would fuck the baked potato bar. I would fuck the baked potato bar too.

I don't... I love potatoes, love a topping. A time. I want to make my own topping. I don't eat at, judge my proportions. No. Never. Don't worry, or.

It's, I want to eat potato bar, and then I want to make Sunday. Make potato bar followed by Sunday bar. She's getting hot for summer. The rest is sick. The restaurant is called Rasing the Bar. Yeah. And then keep going. going, right?

Hitting me. Yeah. And then if he did us turn in a mouth, and it says she patted. It's like, oh. Is it a great outdoors when he finished the state? Yes, he finishes the stay. He can finish a stay.

Yeah, and you will be our own, like, trophy-wise, and she pat the bars. Oh, my God. That's, I think we came up the whole business plan. We have a whole business plan. I have a question for you. You go home. Yes.

Are you a bitch? I'm not a bitch. Because she's got, you're, she came in with best energy. That's true. That's true. Not a bad. No. Sometimes I need a nap, but I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, not,

I'm not, not. You just keep this, because you have, like, infectious energy. Oh, that's nice. It's like a good time. It's like jumping in the ocean. I feel comfortable with you, that. You know what I mean? Jumping in the ocean.

The ocean, you'll refresh, or a... Yeah, I like it. She does it. Well, it depends on the ocean. The Pacific's touch. Really, it's... Really jarring. It's just...

Not much like, ooh, that guy's great. What the fuck? ...touches my... That's not, amen. No, no. Not that. But I'm, like, I'm aiming, because I... Yeah, I grew up...

...and... ...a... ...and a... ...and a surf... ...and-the-the-town... Where did you draw up? Up in a sirt town, Little Compton, Rhode Island. Oh. Little Compton.

Yeah, it's right. Rhode Island. Yeah. Tiny Town, never heard of the real Compton until movie came out. Not even the album. This movie, the movies is a surprise. And they were so excited. All of a sudden, the merch, straight out.

You know, when, like... Yes. You know, literally never heard until then. Wow. Wow. So, really bomb, tiny. Really different. That's the name.

Do you miss it? Do you back? Go back in the summer. It's the best. I mean, you know, it's like firefly and motion and like this stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I do.

I know. I do. We have a little taste that in the summer. My family has, like, place on the Jersey Shore. That's what I mean, you think Jersey Shore, not that. But I like, I think even a, I even have. You don't mind a. No, I like a.

I think an activity. Oh, yeah, yeah, like boardwalks, the rides, all that are great. Cotton candy. Yeah. Like a summer, like kind of summer. Like summer, like summer. Yeah. You know, you get some mildew like that.

Well, malleyshe. You know, like, I like that. That's real summer. In the summer. I don't know how I feel about what sheet, a damp sheet. Yeah. Yeah.

It's New England. He's just little bit damp. It's a little damp. I've never done it. None. What? What? What?

No. It's fine. I'm going to, I think, this summer. Never. Only into, like, New York and stuff, that, but never into the... Oh, that's not true. I lie. Where'd you go?

Long Island. Okay. Yeah. But why then... Yeah. It's slightly fra. Yeah. All my cousins are in Long...

Preach, Resact, Long Island, it's different. It's different. Town. Yeah. Not a clue. I was 20. And I went once, like, family members. Really?

My mom's ex-boyfriend. These shoes are cute. Frieda Salvador. Very cute, right? Thanks. They're good. Her mom's ex-ex? He was best, yeah.

He was the best, yeah. It was the best. And his family was wonderful, and we went and stayed with them. That's fun. Yeah. I like that. And I was like, do you think you could, So do you think you could live where you guys?

Are you like, I could live here? Sometimes I check it out, okay, I'm aware, no, moved enough times, I'm aware that I need my bays. So if, and I need somebody that's like a dip shit to hang, you know, like I need my dink, I need one shit, you know? If I could have a dip shit, that go meet an event and like, just make eye contact and know what I'm looking at. to me.

Like, you have one part in the crime, I feel certain places I can in some places, I'm in the where. Okay.

Where would be able to? Yeah. I did not do where I went to college. I didn't look at the school, so that's on me. I didn't research it.

I went to Colorado College in Colorado Springs. Okay. And not for me. Yeah. Okay. You know, it's not, it wasn't the mountains.

And I'm also where, I'm like a little queer. I think I'm not rocky. I think a little loose. And, you know what? It's sunny many days. I need a little bit. I need a little more. But you live here. It took me a sec. Now I have a shift. Have my shit. Yeah. I've got a couple. How many shits? And how long did it act? One of my favorite dipshit's moving state New York on Thursday. We were winning. A real diphthit. Real, yeah, mariner. Long diphthit.

Like, real solid dipshit. That's what you are to me. I know. I'm so much. You need it. You need. And it's like a fine wine of shit. Yeah. State New York, why?

I mean, look, she said, God bless it. She's her purpose is animal welfare and ASPCA is opening a new center to rehabilitate be animals. She's going to help in it and trained dogs. Yeah. So I'm happy for her. I wish I could clone her. So she'd go out of animal and then it's going to be aemption. Yeah. What's great about her is that she grew up, her family was very strict. So she had pop-co. So she doesn't know. So it doesn't who anybody is, but there's free bar and free food. She can talk about anybody. Right. But she literally, she can be talking to Rora and not a NON-Is, but she's so cute and funny, and anybody wants to talk about it. She's best date, and there's no guise. She doesn't know,

is hilarious, adorable, and just wants something. BORN. That's a DIPIP. That's a DIP shit. That's a DIP shit. That's DIPC. We need a good idea. We need a good. 100%. Really, we should match people their dipship. Yeah. Are you coming to a new town and need to find your dip shit?

I might need a replacement dip shit. You are a thing. I auditioned dip shit. Yeah. What would the audition be, though? I mean, it's like twofold. Yeah. One, a social situation.

Okay. We got it. The cheesecake factory. the American watch the show walk by the fountain and see the same thing and not, and that's big thing. Yeah, that's big thing.

And then can we hang on the catch, watch, love, and make the same job. Yeah, yeah. That's the same. And then can you go to party and be a good woman, ever? Right. Yeah.

Would you wish for a gift, if you're going to have a thrift, if you're going to have a thrift. I mean, I'm going to go to the same place you are the chief, with the cheese cake factory, but I want to know ordering. Hey, what are you? What? Hot.

It's a few years on it. What? Yeah. That's really good. A full onion ring? Another stringy, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the name might plant and castor.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you ordering at? That's hard. It fucks my head up every time. Yeah. I'm like...

Because I'm like... The side menu? Yeah. Yeah. Like my G. Like, am I doing a salad? I'm doing a burger? I'm doing a pasta. I never do. I kind of got to wait to see what you guys are doing. I'm going to do lettuce wrap. I'm going to do surgery. I'm going to build a, I'm going to

basically be back to past past, I'm going to be able to pay on a lettuce wrap, and then there's going to be much sauce that is going to be drinking down my hand. nurse to come scrub me down before I go and finish the surgery. That's good. That is good. Do you get a cheese cake? I was just going to ask that same question. I have gotten a cheese. I don't know. I mean, I'm like a monster.

I don't always get a cheese cake. Don't always need to. I don't need to. I would rather eat bread. I ate spread. I eat spread. I don't know. Thank you.

You can. They can go, do you want it to go? go and then you can say yes and look home load. Yeah. Okay, everybody with the name. That's a tap. We've had it delivered and didn't come. This is when we live at North.

And my husband called him. I'm really upset. I would have never spent that much money ordering cheesecake factory if it hasn't got brown bread. All literally is a vehicle to get the bread. The manager of the cheesecake factory got in his car. Stop. brought to our house.

Did you kiss his ring? You know what? You slept with him. You should have, honestly. You should have. You should have. I like sometimes putting butter and then a little salt.

Oh, yeah. A little bit of salt. A little bit of salt. A little bit of sweet. A little devil, d'et. Right? I feel like Rayserrower might need to fill the cheese cake business. Yes.

Like, I mean, and went and drove. That's what I'm... So we have baked potato. Potatoer. We have a sundaylor. And then we have the cheesepacking bread. We should have a bread bar. We have the bread bar only serve in one brown bag. But what if we're in like a section of the cheesecake factory?

Listen. Oh. We bring you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just going to up game.

Now, let me see this. They need more options. They don't have enough stuff. It's limited. They're music. When in L.A., if you want to start saying, like birthday for those, birthday meal.

There's nothing more fun going to the tower are getting for dessert. The restaurant, the sun, build your, build your own tea, yielding, you just yield it. You build your Sunday,

and it is, the holes of candy, whipped cream, you pick your flavors of ice, look, sometimes we get the grower, and then we're like, what are we doing? Why?

I just get the, I, no. Messed up. You fucked up. I fucked up. Yeah. I'm also a fan of magpies. Wait, vegan macpite.

When you said celebrity sighting and you come here, I thought you were going to say Cheese-Ake Factory, and I was going to be like, that's amazing. I mean, I wish. Yeah. Only celebrity that I care not that I saw. I say a day-tive-hury-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hore. I wish. I was a celebrity that I saw.

It was a known-known celebrity, but it's like a start-start-mey. Last time I'm cheesyy-g-g-ery. walked in and like a red bug press dump suit with like he had on like top knot and then like lap and you'll hear for it but the real star this is I knew I did a greatness it was like he had on a tiny that had one inch such a sketch on the box what I feel like andre leon tally came back energy like just this This mule, this tie, just, it was like Tuesday night. It's got tiny etches etch was, like, I'm here for...

That is... That is... You do from here on now. I was... I was... Star-up. He was just... He was just common in... And it was quite a shock. The mecana...

You got to sit down outside. You got to make a reservation. Oh. I didn't know you, you know my friend Stephanie. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Maybe they... You cannot leave.

This is reminding me Houston. Yeah. I love Houston. She's. And I just say how much love the rule. That is... I love a franchise. I love a franchise.

Houston? Houston's? I've been to the sister franchise. Yeah. In Dallas is called... It's called Eilstone. Yes. I love their kale set that has...

...lead one. Has so many... I'm going to say it's being hit, it's a peat. The Cine artichoke? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Who's that? Fucker off you're all.

Yes. That big fiddler of going to the tower bars or into Houston's one-off. She's like, 100%. But he's a boogey night out. It's not a cheapie. I didn't realize reservations. You can make reservations. No.

Yeah. My friend Stephanie did. Cannot be like Hughes's. Like Houston. Look, I'm not mad at it. Keep me in line. It's fine. I'll all.

run ride. I just, fine, I'm there. We have one of our best celebrity settings of all times at Houston's. Oh, where? Diane Keaton. Whoa. Was sitting behind us. Why?

I'm going to tell you a Diane Keaton story. Please do. I was in morning. I don't remember. I just like, I smelled toast and tasted pennies, right? Oh, no. Stroop. Okay.

I was in morning glory. No. No. dying. And first, I'm going to, the director, God bless him, when wanted us to look natural. The only woman was like, I'm laura nicest person in the world, nicest person. But like, it's like, we're all allegedly working at, like, a news station in New York. If you think a woman, like they wouldn't even let us put on mascara. What?

If you think the natural look is makeup, sir, you are out of your mind. And then I was like, sir, we have like, sir. We have, like, like, like, like, like, we have a lot of. We have, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm a One little, like, we have one little, like, the light, like baby lips. You know, they're putting on, and then he caught us, you know, I'm like, we had to have nothing. No one had anything on. So, in the movie, it's in a, so, like, we were deep in the battle. Shooting in New York has some weird, like, old haphast, but they turned in these things. So, like, sitting, it was at this, like, conference tape.

They just, so had you stay there between shots. I'm sitting with me and, like, like, I'm. Like, Annie Hall, and then to my left, it's first and for it. Like, wrong. So she, I, we start talking, like to speak for it. We start talking about supplantation. Oh, okay. You've said my favorite.

Time. Can I just say? Please. Can I just say? I'm saying about my love sublantation. And, turned out, Queen, Ion, because I sort of thought she was lying to me. Now you've seen Houston's, I know. She did not. Tell me.

Stop. Stop. She loved it. My favorite. Yeah. Wow. Okay. So she was also wonderful want. Oh, stop.

She came in a full look. Of course she did. She's like, warm, and chatty and design. Here. So this icon loves... We're a new love. We're a lot. Yeah. All of a sudden, I'm funny.

Much. My dream. Dream, like celebrity dip, you're name, man? I'm like, that is Ui, dipset. She loves souplandtches. We're talking. I can't believe that. I'm like, I'm like, saying, I'm saying,

both, yeah, cornbread, steal the honey butter and take my purse. So, we're talking about it. And then to my left, I hear Harrison Smith. He was, why? What is supland? Now, I'm comfortable with, with, you know, I'm not. I guess I'm not sure I'm saying, I'm nurse around people.

So I'm like, okay, Arden, just like, help me. I'm just like, here I am. Trying to play into playtie. I'm like, well, it's this chain. It's all you can eat. But they also have, like, potatoes, like, you know, like frozen yogurt bar, but you can kind of, and I see him, see him, like, you know, but we're all sitting there.

I see him, like, back into his sarcophage of, like, lost him. discount. Faye. Faye. It's like, Beverly Connexion. But he was like trying to participate because we were so excited. And then I like, it was like,

time to back. I'm like, I was so ashamed. I'm like, what the fuck? Why did you put a splenetion? You're like, like, I'm, like, I thought, hung out to dry. She kind of laughed, you know? It was so embarrassing. Chandraehaner's laying soup plantation in the... I'm not.

I'm just great. But you know what? Just know. Who was she with she eating at Hussands? That's great question. Was HASTINNA, HUSD, which is better. Yeah, she's a lot.

You know what I mean? Do you see how she put on the market? No. She, I want to say brady. She's a designer. It's like, like, fireproof, everything proof, like coolest.

Where is she going? I mean. That's what I was wondering. Where do we go? Where are we going? Yeah, we live. Where are we going? Is she going to be my dip shit and make me sense of dip shit?

I mean, it's going to happen. I feel like she has, please. I'm just lying. Correct me, if I'm wrong. I'm just telling us, does she have a farmer or something? NEC. She should. She should.

She should. Does it be a set up. We lost it in COVID. I can't talk about it. Tell you something? There's a dupe. It's like 45 minutes east, maybe an hour east of the day. Any day you want to do for my life.

Find the plantation. You are coming. Can I come? And we're going to the station do. What is called? I don't know. I'll go. Called dupe foundation.

What? I mean, the name was Lelytramatik. He said for root. Yeah. It's pro-shit. It's the plantation. Maybe they're going back. They should be back.

There was also one something to maid in different parts of the country. Remember that. It was like hot tomato or something. One month are you born in was... I'm going there. It was 205. We're there. Spf 100.

Put on 15... All of five of these hats. All which is unformed. Just full shade. In the vetty. It's... How do you approach the bar? How do you go out as to plantation?

I mean, you got your salads first, right? Right. Yeah. It's sad. I can knock over there and knock the... It's my favorite. I've never had that. What?

I used to get the horn. Sorry. No, that's the kind of passionate. I am not passionate about it. I used the corn bread with the honey, but yeah, that's what I would do. And I would steal it and put in my purse. I remember my celebrity sighting. What?

Simplantation. I don't want to name it here, make myself seem too fancy. When I don't know anyone, I'm Zach Vanneciss's closet. And we used to go to splenation. with his friend, his friend from North Carolina, and so the three of us go to the Brent, because he lived in, he lived in a manna, mana, we go to the Brent subplantation,

and sometimes we dare ourselves to try to stay, eat, eat at lunch, and wait and stay, and then like, we're going to try to eat to the dinner. Dinner, yeah, see if what, what? We saw, In between our, Martin Landau. What? Like 4.45.

Sorry, so many yelling what? Isn't that a sadding? Would you? Well? I can't remember. It was a minute ago. That is massive. Not.

A star site. I mean, two plantations. I mean, that's huge. That's huge. Land. 445. Plant's a plantation. That's a big deal.

That was a big deal. That's a big deal. We would all get a big. DuPon. It's got to come back. This is a bit. It's got to come back. What?

Vegas Faye do? I don't know if I'm well enough. I recommend the Cosmopatin. They have little... Kevin's... Fittlitz. They have... They have...

You know, they're trying to be almost farmed. A table. So you're like a... Haas and tiny... What? ...we have tiny... Individuals... ...individual? Yes.

... Yes. You are just really speaking, myel way. Are you going to go see J-Lo make a lady back-dancers? No, it's always a bit. Wait, what happened? She kissed Manda Fee, back-dance-rater-a-m-ray. She's getting married. Make her.

Oh, my name. Why not? She's J-Lo. She looks great. She's on real. Dude, I watched her movie that she funded. One movie. You know I didn't see it.

It's wild, but it was... The documentary, right? No, no. No, no. What? And then there was a documentary making of... Making of it. Making of it.

This is me now? This is me now. I didn't see it. It's a lot, but... But, look, she dances her... She got Dane Fond to be in it and Tyson-Deghossy. Look, it was incredible, but she can dance good for her. Here's what I'm saying.

You're going to be this week? Yeah, Friday. Fun. What? A bunch of year old friends rolling together. Okay. We're going to stay. Friends? Friends?

It's the old podcast network. Park MGM. Fun. Yeah. Is there a buffet? There's a buffet? Well, probably, do a couple buffets. I love buffets.

Love. Love. Love. Do you, okay, let me ask you that. In your home? Do you have your meals at a table or on the couch? Well, yeah. Well, I have a kid, so it depends on how.

But we couch it. No, not even if it's spaghetti, we're probably going to eat at the table. That makes sense. How old is your child? Ten. That makes sense. Yeah. I mean, I should probably not do the couch.

Try and stop. Yeah. No. Fully respectable. Yeah. Michelle Pfeiffer. What? Why?

You have Michelle Fykeye. My God. Do. No. Wait. What? How we've made it the world? I'm just saying, like, it takes one to no one, Miss Fykeye.

Don't have no Fykeper, I. It takes one to know what, MOYA. You've got, you die your blonde? Fyper, that's our podcast. We also Fyphelew Fyper. David E. Kelley Kyi is producing it. Fipers, C-F.

And then last episode. Michelle's out and she paid favorite five-year-diction. Yeah, at two plantation. At-to-oh, my God, she emerges as I-an, and she's been in the whole-time. Are you kidding me? I'm shocked now that no one's ever said that to you.

Well, thank you. I'm going to be honest. You've seen it. No. What? No. But I will tell you what, this morning. What? I decide to bust out.

For the second time, I just... I was aware that I was a lot of my eye makeup is going to be in I and I and I threw it off. I threw out of it. I'm going to step from such. I'm just going to get like four or five minutes. It's like very, one of them, I threw in fun car. I'm a laden, put it on today for you guys.

For the first time. For the first time. One last given a show. Daytime. I feel like the labner might be. I don't know. Maybe Fifefer. Is it a Usses?

Uh, Pencil? Oh. No more than Pfefer pencil. It's a Fifee P. Oh my God. It's a Fifee Pee. Is this too much for a Tuesday morning? No.

No. I'm going to put it on. And I'm just like circling the eye, a little purple rackoo and a little Piper, purple pipe. And here I am. Five, I'm going to wear this. I'm not going to wear this.

So you've never looked at him and been like, I kind of look like her a little bit. Never. That's interesting. I will honestly accept that comment. I put it on such. I was like to eat bloom. My head says this much different than what appears. I totally get that.

Yeah. So I thank you. And I'm not even going to sit against my son. I'm going to tell you that the old noodle can't. We don't want to hear him. I'm going to be a new best friends. I have new friendship crew and we go to buffets. Yeah.

We're going to introduce you to East Summer Hunt. Yeah, wait. Summer and we're going to do buffets. I feel about that. I feel so all about it. Did you all have a nice holiday weekend? Yes. Do you?

I did. Did you do? Did you a chill? I saw Mission and Papefay. How is that? You know, you know, I'm not going to be a franchise, of an act and movie.

Tom Cruise as an action star, because he's going to die for us, does his own stunt. Not my favorite Mission Impossible. A lot of, like, it was a lot of following or entities, but when we got to the final stunt, my boss went back up and I was back in,

and I was hand on the buy. I'm like, I'm in. So, listen, but I think, normally this stunt, I'm going to do this stunt, and this time they made you wait for it. Oh. And I had a friend who'd never seen one, and he's going to die for us to see it.

And the stunt was incredible, but usually you didn't know stunt error. Oh, yeah. So did you feel like pressure watching it? Yeah. And I can normally like tick-citos or PCs. This is a lot of underground tunnels and like Marines. I want to be in like some GEN.

I want a little James Bond. Yeah, that's what I'm. I was thinking about to ask if it was sexy. But that's James Bond. That's not Mission Impossible. Does he have love in Mission Abol? There's not. It's never that sexy.

It's never that sexy. It's never that sexy. But we love him. Who cares? He is incredible. When you watch behind the scenes, the man is literally hanged on the way by plane, and then filming it.

He has to take naps. Like while they're filming 10 minutes at a time he nods off, locked on, and then he comes back. What? What are you talking about? Is he, his bog knocked out? He's clipped on. So, not down.

Wait, the movie, or you mean by the scene? Behind the scenes. Okay. So he, he called, like, something. You don't know. Vossity, air pressure. Probably, yeah. Kevin, are you a Mission Impossible fan?

I've seen them all except the newest one. I'm excited to see it. I mean, honestly, this one's about an earthy-frey-to-be-go. But then when you're in, you're in. Yeah. I'm a good time. You know, weird is, I like all these monest, stunts. Wow.

Who put me to sleep? What? What? Do you what Tom Cruise? Zero. No. Any sort of action movie, love the storelines.

I'm like, I'm in. I'm in. Okay. And then they start being, like, physical. I'm like. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

You know. Her viewer for his face. For sure. I don't know. What? And, huh? Well, I don't know. Okay.

You need to say, what? Give me a stunt. Wait, me from the stunt is there. Are you should watch the commentaries with the director and Tom Cruise because sometimes the director will say something out of the movie that Tom Cruise clearly is hearing for the first time. And get a little like, oh, really? Wow.

Huh. I didn't, I didn't know that. That's interesting. Wow. And it's very fun. I'm going to. Yeah. I'm going to.

Yeah. I'm upset. One we wrote a motorist off the... Yeah, great. It's insane. I have box that I'll give with you. Oh, my God. You have to...

Have you seen him eat... You should have... Does he... Tom Cruise, if you're not... Oh, yes, yeah. He eats popcorn. He throws it in his mouth. He throws it in a smile.

Would you... No. I don't know. No. It's too much. No. No. No.

I was going to call him, but... I guess I would. Just made a... How'd I say no to Tom Cruise? It's a story. Yeah, I would. Would he not date Tom Cruise? Does it feel like there's a...

You know, like all this stuff you hear, you're like, it feels like there's a lot that come with it. But, like, he seems like a great guy when it's super nice. I feel like I'm messier than he is, you know what I mean? You did, like, get it together? I would need more nap. You know what I mean? I feel like I would have to have a recharge station.

Yeah, I get that. I need that. I think I'm not. I feel like I bet the man's nirnaped. Never. I feel that. Only hanging off the plane. Like when he watched Lylem with me.

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he does. Maybe. Should I try Prie to have Bruce? What are these dips shit? I mean, honestly, sometimes he ever... There's been some people who are DING-D-D-D-D.O

D.A.N. It's fun when you're a DING-DOND. Yeah. It's fun when you're a DING-Dong. Where are you MacWet? Yeah. Isn't it? Like, where do you engage each other thing? Yeah.

Maybe it's T.C. What if it's me and T.C? What is... I'm like, literally, you know if we're twin flames. I love it. I love it. I love it. Yeah, like, I love it's a lot of it.

I love you. Oh, good. Oh, I'm going to be. Do you watch out of the flame? Do you know what? What is it? What is it? What is it?

There's a call, and these people online, like, people basically, like, you're in person. We have you find your twin flame. They just paid on people's loneliness. This is my, you need to take these workshops, right? It was felt a little nexam, Netsium, the little name, right?

Yeah, and they don't let you, so say we were like, okay, Tom Cruise is your twin flame. We know this, we have this information. Yeah. And you're like, okay, so you try and date him and reject you. We say, oh no, that's just Karmic. You have to keep pushing. So riding him less, getting rid of girls in his doing... How do you get rid of girls in this day?

Don't worry about it. I don't know. He's your twin flame. You do what you've got to do to get in him. I just got a little distract. But you boot it and how nice your nails are. Oh, yours are too. I know.

You're almost. She has... She has... Well, KATHLEEN. This is, I don't know. Is that a GILX? It's JLAC, baby. Yeah.

It's yours, too. Yeah, no, do you are. Yeah. Slavis. Yeah. Can't do anything else now. No, no, no. My mom.

I have really sad. You can't hold a jet. That's. I know. She just can't sit there and do you. I don't go to the nails one. I get it. This is my hair club.

It's really cute. Really cute. Boot. It is a cowboy boot. Let me. Yeah. Perfect. 10-year-old.

10-year-old. That's nice. She is nice. You do? Yeah. How old? How old? None and six.

You're, you guys have fun mom. You guys have fun moms. We're pretty, I mean. I like to tell them that. Did you have fun moms? I had very, like, cool. My mom was very cool. Yeah.

Very cool. Yeah. Not so fun. We're different. Yeah. Yeah. It's that. My mom, like, never went in the pool.

Your mom, what? They never went in the pool. You don't need. Right. She was like. She was cool, but she wasn't, like, fun. She's a dipht. She wasn't a diphthip.

I was a diphth. I mean, my mom was a diphth, but I'm not a dipship. Yeah. But you've been a diphtion. Oh, thank you. Yeah. No, my mom, for sure. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. We try our best. You just said, like, the pool thing, like my daughter all weekend was, please come in the pool. Yeah. And I didn't go. And then the floor. And I don't go.

I mean, I just don't know. Also, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I mean, I, I mean, I'm, I mean, my, my, mean, yeah, I mean, so, I'm, you know how to swim, blah, wow. Oh. I mean, I can swim, because I'm going to beech town, like, like, I'm aware of the, like, but because it was mostly plain waves. I'm not, the crawl. What, you, it's the, like, actually swimming.

Like, the actually swimming. Oh. Oh. Oh. I didn't do it, but I'm not... No, that's real. Who does that? Nobody... I don't know how to do that. Nobody does that.

We need to take some lessons or not... Water is my biggest fear. Like, drowning, like that, it is my biggest fear. It's a healthy fear. That is a healthy fear. Having grown up in the water, tossed around a lot. Yeah. Oh.

Not a good, Mother Nation. Oh, my God is Mother Nature. Yeah, but I don't think we belong in the ocean. I'll leave that. I'm not a good enough... I remember boogie boy and then, like, boys growing up with surf, which now looking back is, like, none of the other stuff. I remember one day going, I'm going, I'm not as strong enough for me out of this ball.

You know what I mean? It actually takes so much strength to get past waves. I'm not that. I'm not that. So it's like... Yeah, I don't let it. If someone pushes me past the world, I'm not... If someone pushes me past the waves, I can do it.

I'll push you past wave. Yeah. Push me on past them. I'll push you past it. You guys have highs. I knit. That's fun. It is fun.

When did you learn how to knit? Like December. That's fun. It's new. Her thing new hobby is best kind of hot. What's a hot? I don't know. Nitting.

Nitting. I don't know. It doesn't have anything made. It can be lucky. I'm not talking about a little hobby. What's yours? I took one up during the pan, yeah,

uh, uh, playing tennis. Great. Yeah. Oh, amazing. Love tennis. I want to start.

Tennis. I love, I love, with, okay. Yeah, and our new friend. Yeah,

let's play tess. I have a new, um, active hobby that I'm going to start collecting vintage salt and pepper shakers. I love, but that's what to me. That's all under Hovey for me.

That's hobby. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I bought a self-sa, yeah, but I will. Like, what, like, kind of woke you up? I don't know. I'm, I think I'm just really a grandma inside the same. It's no secret.

It's not a secret. It's totally loud and not there. I have a bit of an end-up cat and said me that real nasty. I'm like, a little, hoody situation. I'm going to mend something to do the e-put-your-doddard-d. Yeah. I'm going to mend something to do that. You can put your daughter.

Yeah. Which is fun for adults. There's a... I think my family, the only family that had, and we have this, I teach everything. What is me? And then I since introduced, have a set out here. I made my friends live on. They all am obsessed.

There's an incredibly unpopular game called RACA. My mom just bought this for my daughter. Hey! Yes. I want to come teach you at a while. You have to teach, because I was like, what the fuck is. This is, you know. This is.

the through RACO, you need to keep score for night. It's not to one at time. You need to keep score so that you all have a comeback. You can still... That sounds fun. You only play it to four people. That's okay. This is... She got it from my step-out-as-like-mom-98. Yeah. It's a lot of it just... It's not... Look, you're not our play. We can play Toulor-N-8. Racco, that is such funny. But I like board games, except for I'm not a huge scrap or all fan. I'm not great.

I mean, neither. I like games. Love trivia. Okay. I'm a huge jeopardy person. That's fun. Yeah. Have earthed going on?

No. Okay. Would you go on? No, it's too much pressure. I don't like that. But I don't know. I've done a game show, but not Jeopardy. I don't remember what it was called.

I love games. Do you know that game show? I know. I know. I don't know. We did family feud. Oh, we do family feud. We failed.

I did the median feud, the European feud. Yeah. And I thought that it's... Sim. It's really hard. It's not. It's answers why people... No, it's like, who are you asking?

Who are you asking? Right? Marr... Merri-maron. Yeah. You know what I haven't done in years? What? I want to do it.

What? I want to go to... We're going to June 13th. Are? Yeah. Raging Waters or Hurricane Harbor? Raging Waters. Which one's better?

I mean, I think Ragee Waters, people may hurt and Harvard might a cleaner. I don't know. That's true. It's actually really fun. Raging Waters has more fun. What's fun. Can you think?

That was fun. We went. She convinced me. I do not want to go to the other. Not. Water to Waterpark. Tupper, Tupper, Tupro, the other Houston. A day, honey. Yes. It's a good day.

You're heading back in, Houston's and Pass. You're going to have... Yeah. And demon-free water. Is this your... That's your... ...theirthew... No, we can't do a waterpark. ...you. Yeah.

Look, you get numerous... ...n't not even lying. I'm not even lying. I'm ready... ...as... and I will go to a water. I know. Actually, I get a little scared and then you can't see in the water. I always feel like it's going to stop and I'm going to drink.

Then I get clustered. Yeah. So I'll still do it. But you move through a glass enough and then they have the little light that comes through. There's nothing I won't do. I know. I remember as a child, the reason, and there's literally water's going to be whole rocked out. And I'm like, you know, some like, boys are going down the slide.

You just rock, and you're ready to just take a child. It was like, no clearing of the slide, no gain in the air. Some big, it's just coming down to take, take child out. You know what? That's the fun of water. It's sort of like, I bet that's more. I don't love a wave pool. I love wayful. What?

What? I bet there's not a lot of people. Tons. What part? And I don't think I'd love it. But I'm not, not. Not. It's just so many people and the

aves are there, and it reminds me, it takes you out in the ocean. Interesting. You know what? Every year in Pittsburgh. And I love... I have a good time in the wave pool. Is your gentleman's car from it?

Yes. How to meet your... Your legal lover. My legal lover. Oh, my God. I've never said that for... How did meet your little? We met in a school.

Not back in school, but he did, like... after. It sounds so weird. Yeah, we met later in life in school. Great. Yeah. Fun.

Okay. So you go to a weekful. Is it good Pittsburgh, pool? It's a what they do there. That's fun. We'll say. It's a blast. It's awesome.

I love it. There, especially. They bought good amusement parks. Yeah. We've got good food. Yeah. We'll say sometimes it's a little suss. Okay.

You know what I mean? You're like, I don't mind. I don't mind that. There's like little shady characters and you're like, it's interesting. Brought you to wave pool today. You know what I mean? What's...

You saw? Wave Pool Fliar? Yeah. It's been a necessity. Do they have lockers? Like, how do you deal with your stuff? Yeah. You're on your lockers.

Number two, I'm thinking about this year, I'm a dollar. I'm a... I'm fucking... ...theirme... Yes. I've never been. I have family in Tennessee. Can I get a satin jacket that says, it would exist?

I mean, it could be true. I want one. Yeah, you need one. I'm sort of waiting to have. Yeah, I have. I just got one. It's all black, and it's a dolly, you would cross back, and then all fringe.

Okay, so, oh my God. What? Error. I'm a red. Someone went and got a jacket. Wow, that's a friend. So weird, you just brought up. That's very weird.

Dali. You're not. I know. Just weird. I know. Just is weird. Manifestine. Yeah, same.

This is exciting. It's all in the algorithm. Yes. That was weird. It is weird because it's just how she came over and I went, how did you get a Dollywood jacket? Did you want? What?

What? Who over? I don't know. This is brand new information to my brain. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's triple-old. French. So cute.

Would it looker to much? Is she blondes? I'm not. Sometimes I'm blonde, I feel like You know what I mean? No, it's a little... Well, my friend's blonde and short, stagecoach, with jean shorts and a little boot action.

That's a great place that. Yeah. I mean, that's a good for it. Is it a shine... Where are you going to wear it? I didn't... I wasn't picturing a fringe. I just pictured in a little sad bar.

I'm trying to put it. I'm trying to put it. I'm trying to picture me and the fringe. It almost feels like demand a lot of attention of the fringe and a man, it's like, am I needed not have... Maybe I'm worried. Yeah.

How do you feel about attention? I don't need that much... I don't need that much... I don't need that much visual. I don't need to walk in in a fringe... Sometimes I think it's my waist and, like... Sometimes, I'm like... I don't want to become...

You know what I mean? Like... Wait. ...you want to... kind of balanced, down your mother need already gave you. See,

I don't like slightly grounded. Yeah. I like everything thrown off. Yeah. Matter what it is, throw it off.

Yeah. You like all of your ghost thrown off? No. Everything is taken off. But you like to like, like an assumption. That's right. Yeah.

Like someone's born, you know, like, you're like, let's throw it off by wearing the baseball hat. Yeah. And not just, do you know what I mean? Sometimes the people just,

you know what I mean? It's a little on the nose. Right. It's all in the nose. I guess it feels, maybe some more, might as a sadden bomb. Yeah. Who?

Who? Yeah. Wow. I was just texting her. My wife's also from Pittsburgh. I said, have you been to pool in Pittsburgh? She said, well, of course. You see your legal love?

Both of our first Bumble dates. It's cute. It's very cute. How long have you been to? Eight years, seven years? That's nice. Come on, that's how you're a relationship. I'm not a Miserie.

You're a divorcee? You're going to make a tomato? I have started to jammed. Chis show on Wednesday. I play saxophone. Ah, but I'm not. You know, I took breather this winter. Okay.

To give me for it. Yeah. I took breather this winter. And I took breather this winter. And I'm going to do it. I find I do leave from Memorial Day on the year. I kind of like to see. Kind of like with January through date, me.

And then I like I go love from a memorial to the year. When you do date, how does that go down? Because we just had a date-ex-on-the-show. Yeah. Millionaire matchmaker. I did. I see some. Yeah.

I've just started. I literally never. My friend made me one from like 2011. Yeah. from like 2011. That's when it was. Yeah. Okay.

When I do, I, well, I do better. I prefer meeting people. Naturally. I feel like a specific, I feel like a specific enough person that if somebody gets it, like, well, I didn't know. I, like, lavender bake and ice, but I'm fucking in. You know what I mean?

Like, on on. updates, obviously, but I think that more tennis clinic or tennis practice that warmed up for when I meet somebody at jammed my chemicals. Right. I'm used to eating in front of somebody or talk. Used to kind of having a conversation with me, but I'm not generally super like acted to complete dangerous contact. Interesting.

You know what I mean? Like, it just takes me. I like having a crush known to be like, you know, if a friend or works with somebody or whatever, like, it takes me a minute, like, you know, I've been able to, like, hiss me at the end, like, and it's almost, I'm like, who are, I'm like, who are, who is this human being on? I mean, you know, if you're not, that is just, but I think it almost tennis, like, okay, I'm warmed up enough so that I can be able to be on days of people, like, that's a great way, being it.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that it's, you know, I think that it's just that it's just that it's, it's just that it. if more people looked at it like that, wouldn't be so much pressure. There's no problem. I feel like it's sort of fun. It's all interesting. You know, it's all kind of, like, I've also gotten more discerning.

I have a sort of... You have to seem fine and interesting for me to want to meet you. You know, you've got to done something kind of interesting or entertaining via... ...comfitting. It's all interesting. Yeah. Yeah.

You've kind of learned. It's good practice to figure, like, okay, you know, I was married for, and you're like, and you're like, it's kind of like, I get to go on dates now. It's kind of fun. Right. Yeah. And you figure out your outfits, you figure out where you like, you figure, like, you just sort of, it's a skill I never really learned how to do.

So it's kind of fun to figure out how to actually, like, go on AIDS. It's always sort of day. Like, go on dates. And then to be able to say, you're really good, it's not a match. I didn't know to do that. I didn't know how to knock on one. Right. So that's, like, been learning.

This is all kind of fun practice. That makes sense. Yeah. And how were you married? Married for 12 years. Wow. Ooh, that's a long time. Yeah, we divorced her into the pandemic.

That happens. So a lot of people. But it really are on. It's really. Right when the toilet paper ran out. Exactly. You're like, wow, we're a good run. Good game.

Yeah, it's like, you know what, I'm proud. I feel like, and we still like liked each, you know what I mean? That's nice. And you would, I know, I know, like, sometimes you could see, like, that energy of, like, you feel like, you know what I'm trying to meet, and measening across the table from each other,

you know what I mean? I was like, I think we just had a good run. Like, you know what I'm not. That's awesome. Considered win. And, like... Searsed baked potato. Yeah, I'll see with baked potato.

Yeah. Yeah. This is a long time. It's a long time. It's a long time. I... I don't know. I'm going to... ...seventy years.

Forever. Yeah. How do you feel about men? Your humor. We've heard a lot from female comedians, funny women. But sometimes that can be really intimidating for men. It's weird that... Um...

I had never, again, apps didn't, weren't really a thing last time I was single. And I have found that people are weirded. Isn't that strange? Which is, so I have found that a lot of stuff that would be an asset for man is threatening for women. Yeah. And I found the younger guys are less than. The younger guys, I feel like as moms, like raise them well.

Like, I feel like the younger guys are not, I don't know, they're singular about stuff. A little whitt. Yeah. And it's interesting that guys, I don't know, that, like, who also have things, it's not, like, it's weirdly off-putting, like, to... It's been, it's been, sometimes I feel like I have to hide certain things, which is not a great entry. Right.

Like, where, or I'll go on dates, people, if it's from an app, and there's the reveal. Like, and I don't, I'm not used to tour as a stand-up really anymore. And, like, but I do, do, I'm aese. And, like, there's, like, a weird reveal often on, like, two, three. No matter what level of career somebody is, a lot of heap men, I want to be a stand-up or want to... It's like, then do it. You're a lawyer. Like, you're a journalist.

They have these cool careers, but there's the reveree that anybody's ever made some laugh at least me of a conference. Wow. Then do it. There's open mics. Like, there's no one-venture. Just go do it, you know. But it's weird, you know, I don't know.

It's not... Is it kind of like an instrument? Like, oh, I've always wanted to learn to play guitar. Or is it like, no? It's like, I think I should... It's weirdly... It's weird how... You know, I heard somebody saying, like, I forget,

I remember this... Like, how... I don't know. And again, stand-up and never mind my main thing. But I have to do it. on it. Like, I think there has somehow, for some guys, not guys, there's something mass-ating about a woman of, like, taking the attention, the power, like, holding the money. I don't know. It's, like, scary. I don't know. But is, that's been, like, weird thing. That's

been a bummer. That is a bummer. Yeah. Yeah. I'll say it. Yeah. Kevin did you want to do you stand up? I have done it like three times. Oh, there you go. That's actually done it. One of them was for podcast.

How did it go? It was crazy. It was. We did a show in Portland and it required an opener. Oh my. That had a 30-minute set. Whoa! 30 minutes?

30 minutes. It was insane. I was insane. It was a thing. I was very fortunate that the whole venue, which was 400 people, was very emanating. Oh, my God. Did you home it? It's recorded, yeah. That's fun. It's funny.

That's fun. Because the whole crowd was, like, on my side. So it was fun. That's nice. Wow. Yeah. It's so interesting. Remember, growing up, and the whole narrative was, I feel like you in a nerve.

You're either pretty, smart, or funny. Yeah. Right. You can't be all three. But you can't be all three. Right. And if you are, they don't like it. It's interesting now.

So I've been doing comedy since in 19. I didn't put in Chicago. I was starting a 19. And the world then, there's one female per team. And you kind of had to slightly more nerd. You mean? Yeah. And it's interesting.

now. Like, it's cool to see that women can wear, like, you know, hot-performing. But it's just, like, an interesting, a completely different lance. And I'm curious, um, yeah, it's like, there's a weird, you know, like I own a house. You know what I mean? And it's not, like, big house. Like, I own a hack. And, you know, yeah, it's worked hard.

Like, yeah. Like, it's interesting. interesting that sometimes I feel like I hide, and it's just a little house, it's still my own, like, that that, that, anything that be an asset for man, like, didn't even, I never even knew that that could be, I thought it'd all be awesome, you know, like, it's interesting, it's like, I don't know, it's, it's interesting. Yeah, like, right, there's some weird, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was talking to my husband and out of yesterday,

because we were talking about what happens to men as they age. Yeah. And more successful, why we see them drop age of women at their dating. Yeah. Right? And they has explained to me is, a woman of a certain age doesn't have a house. Yeah.

They don't have responsibility. They don't have career. They don't have, so they can go to your win. Yeah. Yeah. Ever you're up to. Yeah. Right.

And then as women's matured, she starts to gather, responsibilities. Yeah. And things that matter more than the man in her life. So they're not just going to be like, sure. We can go to where they have things responsible to. Right. And it almost becomes a nuisance to have to share the life with one. Interesting.

It's easier. Interesting. I've never heard that. Yeah. To just young chick that's on and is like, yes, let's go. That's why. younger guys work better. Do you get what I'm saying? Because they're the ones that are like, cool, onto yours.

It's literally not at all been, I don't really can't anybody's age. I don't. It doesn't, I don't, it doesn't, that doesn't matter to me, but most people pursue me anger. Gr. Great. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, great. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. I don't know the up,

blah, like, all right. Because I think there is something less, like, they don't, they don't care.

They don't care. They don't care. They think it's cool. Yeah. And it's not, and they have their, their success. It's not,

they're not, like, yeah. And by the way, it's not like, I'm like, Jenner-Anneson or something. But I see,

it's, like, you know, I see you, like, Like, it's just interesting. It's interesting. I don't know.

Yeah, the people that pursue me are quite a bit younger. I get it. I do find it. Why not? Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. And the guys that are dated that are older than me by at least five years,

are we, they're the only ones weird and I, wow, your oldest person. I'm like, you're five as old as. You're the lowest-res-in-law. What are you talking about? They're weird. You're not like 25. It's wild. It's wild.

It is. Sometimes I look at 25-olds now, and I'm like, that looks like a child. No, child. So, yeah. They're really young. It's just great. Yeah. Yeah.

So young. It's weird. It is a little weird. It's weird. I do think it is particularly... But, you know, yeah. Well, they say, but whatever. Whatever.

They said it's. Yes, definitely too. No, I mean, look, there's fun people and their interests. And you just have to be discerning. Very. And then just got used and your dipset. Yeah. That's all that is to it.

And that's really, it is. Yeah. I just hope that this podcast brings back to plantation. If you're listening out there. Can I just tell you. I'm going to now research and I feel like there's got a, there's got another change to somewhere. There's. We're going to find the dupe, one lone dupe. We're going to find the dupe. It's just lone dupe? Yeah, it's lone dupe. It's not a franchise dupe. It's just a

solo dire. It's a solo duke. Some vision and there's like, I'll like the cut of your implantation. I'm going to attribute that I'm going to do. Yeah. We're getting kicked out of the studio. Sorry. Are? Okay. Okay. Well, fuck it. Can I just say? Yeah.

This has been a really nice week. Yeah. Oh, love that. For a lot. I know. I'll go to the water slide and in us. You're coming in us. And then either Houston's or the Duke.

No, it's happening. I'll bring you fun print. Oh, my God. You're a good. I love a lot. That is my love fun. You're a man. I'm a friend.

No rain for sure. Oh, rain. Oh, range. I love her. You're a sandy. You're incredible. What's your son? Niemebr'r.

I love it. Come on. Neither, these chaos. We're not... Oh, LaSat. No, no. This is great... This is great... This is...

Raising the bar! You guys! You guys. Yeah. Come on. We're a new S-friend-Dip-Shit. Are you ready? Yes.

It's less of a hairclip story and more of a clip story, which is... Do you know those like chip-clips? Yep. Yep. So my... That's the story. It's really cool.

My nephew, my wife's, like, three-year-old, that's so fun, cute... I'm name's Julian. He made a belt out of chip clips, and so we called him Clippy for a little bit. And when we got a hedgehog, a couple years ago, we named him Clippy. So we have... Very hair clip, chip-clip-inspired nickname that has lived with us for years now. Wow. There really is a story.

It is. You don't hear laugh. No. I love a same nickname. We should all have really nicknons for each other. Yes, we should. That's one? What is it? Favorite game.

We love coming up with. Give us something to come up with. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Like we've been trying to figure out the name for our band. What? We don't have band.

Right yet. Yeah, because we don't have name. Once we get the name, we'll have hand. Will you love puny situation? Yes. A plan ward's... Yeah. But what are our nicknames?

Hmm. Kevin... Oh, I have a good nickname for Rachel. Jeff call you, remember? No. Rache face. Rache face. She's out the face,

Raille face. What? Like, Rachel. I thought, thank you. We've talked to this before. Who name a child?

Rachel. Who wants her name? Wait, Cha. You know? That's a little... R-A-Y-Hy-C-H-A. R-A-H-A.

Rachel. Rachel. Ch. I mean, no one's ever going to hear a chuh. What do you look like that? No. Do you have a thought? You look at Olivia.

You look at. You too. That's you. Yeah. Do you feel real? Uh, I say you could look like other people, too. I don't think you don't look like a Rachel, but I do think, if you gave me, like, multiple choice, D.L.O. was an option.

I can see multiple names working for you. Would you name her? Um, Jeanette. Oh. I don't know. Oh. Jeanette. Jeanette.

My mom was named me. My name. You look, Millie. I like me. You look Millie. I do. Mm-hmm. You do look like...

You know the name I'm a thing for everything. Anything? Sophia? Sophia? You're a few. How about this? Slana. Oh, Solana?

Yeah. I have a friend named Solana, and I think it's a cool name. Okay. It's cool, but it reminds me. Oh. What, do you like Launcher? I do. So I'm not mad. I like Lantra. I like someone. I'm a Pless, Tito. I like someone.

I'm a Plessy's... I mean... Yeah. I'm a treater, guys. Yeah. I'm going to get them. Wow. I don't think of it had them.

I'm sure they are. I had to stop at a gas station in a protein bar. What kind did you get? They didn't have any choices. I got some like random protein bar. Yeah. But I was like shaking and I can't... You needed something.

I needed something or would cry. Almost packed a salad, no, it's chicken in it. Yeah. I don't know something for Ken, but I'm going to have something for us. That's so cute. I know. But I'm in time. Wow.

That's really cute. Yeah. Ken is healthy. Well. Chicken? Yeah. The interjo was like meat, chicken breasts.

And then I pick one of their packaged bags. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Got like some plowersies in it and stuff. I always put it into tip-wheres. But I'll be it bad. Lee and I did salads last night.

And I hate, my brain always does this with any sort of thing that's good for me. And it's truly like jinx myself. I go, you know what? We should do this every night. And then I feel like when that statement is said, it doesn't happen. I'm very superstitious about declaring a thing. Because I feel like once it's declared, then it, like, immediately backfire. Like if you get four green lights in a row, I don't say like, wow, we're killing it, because then you're red light.

Totally. When you speak about. Mm-hmm. You know what I saw? That's like, I want to get to that. What? Is, you know, the two bottomers in the refrigerator? Yeah.

So they had different compartments so that you open it, but there's no caps on it. So open salad bars. So you just open it. And it's done like little salad. Lettuce, carrots. Barbonzo beans, whatever is in your salad. So you just take bowl and boom, boom, boom. What?

Bonzine's ch-ch-p-chip. I don't know. What do you call him? I don't know. It depends. Interesting. Right? Garbonzoean-chik, same thing?

I believe so. I think so. I just call them bonzines. I know. You just say it. I might say that as that and I might call it a chickpea if something more. And like soup? Maybe, yeah.

You don't have to borrow a bean soup. You think thick-pee soup. But make a quick-pee soups? You do. No, but you should. Right? It's the same thing. I'm tuned out with the office, smells so bad.

I just asked someone to bring some candles. Oh, really? I cracked it because I think it's, we're recording the Tuesday after Memorial Week. I do not think the aridage was taken out. Oh. And I opened the doors and just got blasted with stinky smells. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So I don't like stink. Me neither. It's distracting. It is striking. I'm going to hear for like eight hours today. It's long ago. Oh, no. Did you guys have a memorial day?

Yes. Um, yeah, I don't, didn't really do anything, uh, memorable, really. Just kind of hung out. What'd you guys do? Um, do. Pumnspring up. Two nights? Two nights.

I'm going to eggs next week, yeah. Pretty excited. Yeah. A bunch of my old old workers, I'm very excited. That's fine. Yes. Yep. What did you?

I had Caitlin in town. Right. My old nanny, who now become a family member, went to my family's for a little party. And it really good. Food. What? No.

Oh. It was, they made like homemade tri-tip sandwiches. Yeah. And like... Did you eat the bread? They had gluten-free bag at. Get? Did you just get?

Do you get? Yeah. Okay. Well, I had all get. But they... This guy was picking one up and there are these gluten-free ones and I said, Are you serious? And he said... Welcome to Los Angeles.

It was really delicious. That's really good. Good. Here we go again. Oh, my God. What we talk about? Speaking of rich, Chi-Patties, sorry. Yeah.

Carmelite. I'm going to be. Petties. I'm sorry. Make them like that? They're already done. Well, you're talking or cooked? No.

But I'm with caramelized onions on it? It's like in it. It's like in the patty, like caramelized iron in the patty. I want me eat that, then. They won't know. Really? No. It's in there, but it's not...

Brigh, I loved it. It was right. Anyway, just saying... You're welcome for that information, everybody. Is there anything that at Trader Joe's near you? No, I think this is important information. Is there anything else at Trader Joe's we should know about them in a day? Well, I report back...

...slash-peas. You're canned chickpeas that are parsley human, kind of the Mediterranean... I mean. Hmm. The per cracker-nauz. Is it a hummus? No.

They're whole. What do you mean? You gave him to her with crackers? For lunch? She eats scoop them? She scoops it with the cracker. I love it. Lentals from Trader Joe's and she's

with it. Okay. This was Rachel's Food Update of the Week. There you go. You're welcome up there. Cool's ending. Next year. Those are your tips.

It's valuable. Bye. Bye. That was a hate-downe podcast.