Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - 130: Mold Kills A Lot Of People But Okay

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

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That's enough. Hi, my love. You look disgusting. That's rude. That is so rude. Hey, you look great. Thank you. And so do you.

I love the glasses. How do you feel? I feel great. Shana, killed as usual. Whoa. Wait, so. Yes.

What part of your face is still your skin? And, uh-uh. Keep that tongue in your mouth. And what part of your face is? Can you see my lips? Yeah. My bottom lip. this is mine.

That's yours. All natural. This one is gone. Top flip, not mine. Ears are mine. Ears are yours. And everything else is, you know, those who, those who, he must not be names. Yeah.

Wow, you look hot. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, your wand is thick. No. Yeah, my wand is thick. Oh. But you know that our wands are made with the same material and we're the only two wands that are made with that material.

I forget the specific. I think it's the feather of the same bird or something. It might be something different than that. But we're the only two that have that. That's cute. Yeah. And you can't exist without me. You can't exist without all the contacts that you live in and what came before you.

In the coconut tree. Without the coconut tree. Exactly. Without the coconut tree, which might be what our wands are made out of. We would not be here. Amen. To that. Wow, I'm addicted to looking at you.

Really? I know. It's different than the count. In a good or bad way, creepy-wise. It's just different. Yeah. Like. You just got a hinge match.

You're kidding. Oh my gosh. Who's it going to be? It's going to be someone that looks like me and this makeup. Let's see. Oh, I'm so excited. They're probably so hot. It was Marco.

Polo. So Marco is having some sort of rash. Me and him both. Rash in the chest region that's exposed in the first image. So let's put him away for now. Oh, my gosh. Well. Well.

Not ew. I'm sorry. Your laugh. It's like your lip is curling in. You need a lip flip. Ew, stop laughing Welcome back to Burke and Connor make a podcast We're so excited to have you back

Me and Brooke like we're kind of just We were feeling the magic Yeah I got the magic and me Every time we touch our tips It turns into gold Everybody knows I've got magic That's a Disney Channel original song

No, it's not. It isn't. So no. It's actually not, but I completely respect and understand where you're coming from. And that's giving the same energy as Trisha Peda saying, Darren Chris is the original artist of Teenage Dream, which he is. So it's the same kind of thing. So yes, it's a Disney Channel original piece.

And you know who we have to thank for that? Allie and A.J. Or Twitches. Do you... No, no. Kenny Artega. You're thinking, do you believe in magic? I am.

Yeah. a Disney channel original that's not a Disney channel Who sings that? Is it Ali and AJ? What, sing it again? Do you believe in magic In a young girl's heart? It might not be a Disney original either. No, I'm saying that's not a Disney original

But it's been repurposed You look nothing like Connor I've got the magic At me But you're also thinking of pitch perfect maybe Because that was a TikTok sound for a while Oh A Ben Platt

Singing that in pitch perfect Talk about he who shall not be named. Why can't he be named? I don't know. His bin platt doesn't roll off the tongue. I feel like it's such a standard name. It's not the bin of it all. It's the platt of it all.

Platt. Platt. It sounds like I'm dropping something like a wet towel. Like splat. Splat. Yeah. Bin's flat. Okay.

Ben's flat. Seems like no one's talking about bin's flat. It does. Sometimes I feel like no one's talking about how. Platt is just flat without an ass Sometimes it feels that way Yeah Oh my gosh words

Well welcome back you guys If you're not watching on video I feel sorry for you truly I don't know what you're doing I would switch over if possible I would switch over Immediately if not sooner Yeah

It would be crazy And kind of a damn shame Oh no no no no no no no That's on me That's on me That's what I mean. It's not hair. I think it's something else entirely.

It's wet. Like what? It's a bins flat on my upper lip. Okay. Binns flat all over my upper lip. I wonder how probably CGI. What? Because like the Voldemort like in the movies, he, like he just has holes.

I don't have holes, but there's, you can tell like there's a nose at your core. on my face yeah like you look exactly like Voldemort but like I know that I know that you are a person with a nose playing Voldemort in the movie

that looks like a monster so I guess it's CGI I show badly you right now and do something that I've been wanting to do since I put on my cloak okay I think I kind of have to move the table too

okay is it I I I I I I I I is it a movement. That's it I had to I had to what were you saying about CGI? It's not important at all after that. Yeah. Thank you. Do what did that look good?

Like very hot. I got Megan knees. Megan knees. Megan knees. Megan knees. Megine's. I can't enunciate any further than that. Oh my God.

I'm having a stress. My, my heartbeat is a little bit delayed. What is it? It's very. clear like the other costumes that you've worn like what specifically is ailing you? Oh. What is it specifically that's uncomfortable for you right now? Nothing's uncomfortable at all.

Okay. Obviously we would all love to have nostrils to breathe out of. Yeah. But sometimes you can't breathe out of your nose at all. No, and I'm not, I'm not a mouth breather. Really? That's one thing about me. I do not breathe out of my mouth ever.

I fear I might be a mouth breather. Really? Uh-huh. I get ads every single day. Like every other ad on my TikTok is for mouth tape. Do you get those? Yeah, I would, like I don't get,

I would suffocate. It just, see, I think I've talked to, I don't trust people who can breathe out of their nose well. I, like, pride myself on breathing out of my nose.

Thank God. You don't have any type of deviation in the septum? Not yet. And you know, I had mine fixed, too. Yes. What is a deviated septum? I think it's just like the septum,

you know, the septum piercing. Like the bridge between your nose? Your nostrils. It's when that's like tilted. So it's hard to breathe. I'm going to ask it. We're all thinking it.

But I don't think I had one until after I got my nose done. I think I was gifted. I think I was gifted one postpartum. Okay. Yeah. Which was sweet. Yeah. I have a question.

It's okay. I'm melting. Why two? Two nostrils? Yeah. Why not just one big hole? No, it's a good question. Sorry.

That could be said of anything. Why not one eye? Why not one eye? That's just how the cookie was crumbled. Two nostrils seems like overkill to me. I don't see any difference between two nostrils and two eyes. Well, because you're right, I guess. Well, two eyes is like you need to see if there's a predator coming over here, over here.

Sure. Then in that case, we should also have eyes in the back of our head. well beggars can't be choosers yeah this isn't sims you know you can't build your you can't put your eyes you can't willy-nilly put your eyes all over the place yeah but your nostrils i beg to differ if i why 10 fingers that one i don't know right it's just it's just what we were given so true i just don't get what like if my middle of my nose one day just like collapse? Like, why is that the end of the world? Just open it up. No, people have one, one nostril from too much coke, cane.

Yeah. But why, you could just, that's a deviated septum, though. I've heard of those. That's a, that's a disappearing septum. Your septum's gone. What is this septum? I just said. The middle part of your nose. Yeah. Yeah. I just say, I've seen on TikTok a woman with just a hole. Just a hole. Yeah. I think that like it would be like the Berlin wall like someone in my right nostrils like push it over break down the metal barrier we want to go to the left nostril we want to live over there grass is always green or right nostril maybe that's how never mind this is disgusting what I was about to say imagine the boogers if I was I was imagining like the mucinex creatures fighting in your nose yeah well that's why there's the wall they built the wall they built the wall they built the

wall in my nose and in your nose as well. Yeah. We're nothing, we're nothing except at our core. Doctors with borders. What? There's a border between our nostrils and. All right. Let's move on. Well, before we even move on, I know that no one wants to hear about my dreams, but I just want to tell you very quickly. That's fine. Okay, very quickly. I keep having we always talk about our bad dreams. I've had a couple good dreams recently. And why not tell people? I keep having dreams.

And this is a recurring thing for me where I make like the most perfect area to swim in my dream. It's like a perfect swimming hole. Like I'm on the coast or I'm in the woods and I found a perfect waterhole. There's just a, and there's like a waterfall and it's connected to do a river and it's just clear blue. You know, like and there's some critters and I'm going to see some critters. Obviously.

And I can swim and like or like a, I'll be in an Italy, an Italian-type landscape, and then the water is just gorgeous, and it's lapping up against stone, which I love. Wow. And I never actually go swimming, because something bad does end up happening. It's about the journey, not the destination. I do want to say, like, I'm creating these gorgeous landscapes and swimming holes in my mind, and that's good.

Kiss your brain. Yeah. I don't like that I never actually make it swimming. You know that I'm having modern nightmares too where I the trip is ending and I'm like oh my God all I did was like take TikToks and pictures the whole time. You need that's a perfect opportunity if you're having like dreams of swimming holes to hack the mainframe and lucid dream. You really should start reminding yourself right now. Just get in the water. Yeah.

Start reminding yourself right now. Start talking about it. Start counting your fingers. You're going to lose a dream tonight. You're going to lose a dream tonight. You're going to lose a dream tonight. And then you'll be able to swim as if you control your own death. destiny. I could go swimming

IRL though as well. It's not as fun. It's not, no, because it's not these perfect swimming holes. I will never forget the one lucid dream I had and I was like probably five years old. Lucid dream is in your controlling your dream as you're sleeping. You're fully in control and I was flying through jungle gym. Wow. It was incredible. And you were like, actually, I'm going to go this way.

I'm going to take the monkey bars. I could literally go any way I wanted. It was like a Chucky Cheese kind of thing too. That's cool. Yeah. That's really fun. Yeah. It was awesome.

Similar to my watering hall, Tram. No, it is. Yeah. You just, and I've never, and I've tried, I think, I really think that was probably 25 years ago. No, that doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. 20 years ago. No, 25 years ago, Connor.

I can say that. That's foul. That I can say 25 years ago and be talking about somebody with a conscious, a conscious. A conscious. A conscious. A consciousness. But yeah. And I have tried.

I think about lucid dreaming multiple times a day to try to get back to that space and I can't and I never have been able to. I read something that if you like want to dream about a person and I didn't look this up, it came across my desk. You can just say their name like eight or nine times

before you go to sleep. Let's start using that instead of for you page. Came across my desk. It came across my desk. Yeah. Sorry, didn't you. Well, if you look at their picture and say their name like eight times,

then they will appear in your dreams. I'll try to tell. I'll afford back. What's the theory on... Brooke is Harry Potter. Brooke is Harry Potter. What's the theory on that if someone

dream... Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Like if someone dreams of you if your dream of someone, do you know what I'm saying? Like there's something behind that. If you dream of someone then they're thinking...

What is it? Yeah, if you dream of someone they're thinking of you. Yeah. There's like literally... That sounds like... Someone who's like a narcissist. Yeah.

They must be thinking of me. Yeah. Because there's no way that Matthew Gruebler is sitting there thinking, thinking thoughts of me. You keep seeing that. I don't think that's totally out of the realm of reality. Well, I've had dreams about so many people that would just never in a million years now I exist. So just, it debunks that theory. This podcast reaches as far as I can see.

First of all, no. Second of all, before the podcast. The podcast was and is and will always be. The podcast existed before it existed, Alice Rodinger's podcast. Al-A. Uh-huh. Al-Srode.

Yeah. Al-a-chode. Al-a-Mode. Do you see my nails? Yeah, they're gorgeous and they're almond-shaped. Too bad you don't have one big nostril to pick at. Just you have two. Connor, these are too much.

Yeah, those are large. They're not mine. They're not my biological nails. They're acrylics? They're not Lady Ephron has acrylics? It kind of They're called gel X

What had happened was I had bitten my nails Down to the stubs And so I went to get them fixed And she was like We need to make them longer And I was like, it's fine And she's like

It's not fine It's literally It's not fine I'm just gonna make them Longer for $30 more It's nothing And I was like Okay

And so she made them really long And I was like Can you cut them a little bit And she was like, this is fine. And so now here I am. And it's unpleasant to it. You're just not used to it. To put in your nose or ear.

Oh. Or anywhere. Yeah, I'm not used to it. And I don't think I will be. Ooh. Must you find to type, though. It's not. I can't do it.

Type? Yeah. You have to figure out how to like type with just the pads of your fingers. Oh, Lord. With no nail. Yeah. Sheesh. Yeah, which is really hard.

That's, yeah, that's hard. Yeah. Remember my butterfly toes? Yeah, I miss them. I do too. Oh, you know what I was going to say about the jungle gem? What? Chuckie Cheese.

Did you guys ever hear about, I will forever think about the fact that, like, there's some, like, rumor. It may have been in Texas. I don't know what. Like, everyone obviously always said the ball pit was dirty, right? The ball pit at those. I do believe them there. Like, for what reason is it dirty?

Think about a bathtub. It's not wet. It's not wet, though. Well, like, germs can stick to dry things, too. And I, like, don't lick it, you know? Don't lick the balls. The population that's entering the ball pit. What is so wrong with the ball pit?

The ball pit is my dream. It's just like there are so many sticky children who have been picking their nose, and adults too, maybe, that have been picking their nose and licking their fingers, and I'm sure they're licking the balls and dirt all over themselves. And there's hundreds of them in the ball pit per day. Well, I've got this itch that can't be scratched. Do you want my wand? Yeah.

Thank you. Oh, that actually is helping. Yeah, I bet. You keep it. Keep it. Keep it. No, there was this rumor in Texas. I don't know if it was everywhere that, like, there was a snake in the ball pit.

Wouldn't you say the ballpick? In the ball pit? Was there one ball pit in Texas? It was like at McDonald's or Burger King or something. Okay. Oh, that ball pit. That is the one. And a snake was in it and laid eggs in someone's brain somehow.

And like I don't really understand. That seems like maybe a, an old wife's tale. Yeah, it totally is now that I said it out loud. Because like my parents definitely just didn't want me to go in the ball pit. Oh, your parents were telling you that? Everyone's parents were telling them that. It was like very akin to there's razor blades and everyone's touchy rolls. I feel like you're going to fearmonger your kids like that?

Yep. I fearmonger other people's kids. That's different. Are you going to fearmonger your kids? Like you shouldn't bug me while I'm sitting on the couch watching The Bachelorette because something bad is going to happen so bad. I haven't decided what it is yet, though, you know? Yeah. What did you say?

What was your question? I said, are you going to fearmonger your kids? Oh, yes. Okay. I just don't know how yet. Okay. I don't think I'm going to You're just going to be totally brutally honest

I think so lying it's okay to look But sometimes like there is honest There is honesty and fear mongering Consequences are real I just don't think I'm going to tell them Like I for example my dad Always told me that Mrs. McGillicuddy was going to come get me Right

Who horrible woman Yeah by the way would take me away I don't think I'm going to tell my kids that Mrs. McGillicuddy is coming But I might tell them the natural consequences Of their actions Right. The pig lion doesn't exist. Right. It's a fun story. I'm not doing like, oh, this person is going to come get you and take you in the middle of the night if you're bad.

I don't know how things work. But I will maybe do like... Look how you turned out. What? Look how you turned out. Exactly. That's why I'm not doing it. When did you realize Mrs. McGillicuddy was not coming for you? Way too late. Way too late. I think that's so funny. Be like, wait, hold up. Mrs. McGillicudy is like not coming. Well, I think I actually realized Mrs. McGillicuddy around when I learned Santa wasn't real because they were the same to me. They were the same type of entities.

Yeah, Santa, yeah, doesn't. Santa doesn't, Santa should scare people. I've always heard that. Because he's breaking in your house and stuff. He's, yep, he's coming into your house at night. He is, he's dropping stuff off, but like, you can't really do that anymore. TSA tells you all the time,

Like if you see an unaccompanied package and it's not yours like see something say something. I don't know if there's TSA on the reindeer. He's in the sky. It's federal aviation laws. He really should be being watched, I would say. When you get on a private plane, is there any type of TSA? So then I don't, then Santa has a private sled, I would assume. Well, you still have to abide by federal aviation laws.

Like you're in, you're in airspace. Right, but that has nothing to do with his packages. It's true. That's exactly right You can bring whatever you want into the sky Yeah if you're Santa Or on a private plane There are two exceptions to federal aviation laws

I don't think packages have anything to do with federal aviation laws You're right Well then what are they Who's regulating them? TSA Yes What does TSA stand for? Do not tell me I know Something

safety? No. Administration. Yes. Not safety, though. Security. Security. Security administration.

Task force? I don't know. Totally security. Timely? Totally. Transportation security administration. Okay. Well, yeah.

Yeah. That would include packages, I would say. Okay. Yes. Okay. I have so much to cover. Let's get into it. I'd like to.

Maybe we could do some pop culture to start this time because we never do that. I agree. Okay. And I do really want to get your reaction on Trump getting shot? Trump's here, yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Crazy, huh?

Crazy. Where were you when it happened? I was at the beach. I was at the beach with my parents. I was like, there's no way. There's no way. It was like there's no way. Because all I said, like Trump got shot.

And then I was like, no, there's no. way and then you checked Twitter he got shot he got shot and the damn ear and the gay ear he got shot in the gay year yeah oh my god did someone let tell him me i told i like i've been telling everyone Biden is bisexual and Trump is and Trump got shot on the gay year and get he got a phone call from Biden

too never in all oh my days that is not how you bandage a shot through ear that's not how you manage really anything I don't know how to bandage a shot through ear, but... He looks like a roasted ham, his profile. Like a sweaty roasted ham. Yeah, it's not a good... It's not a good profile image of him.

And I'm not sure if there would be a way to get one right now. Yeah. Yeah. I do want to say one thing. Say it. The woman who tweeted me and said, You actually are being able to Biden because he has a stutter. tweeted also, I wish they would have shot Trump in the head.

So like, it's like, okay, that feels something to. People draw their own lines. People draw their own lines. Hey, do not make fun of Biden's stutter. Also, they should have shot him in the head. Okay. I get it. Totally, girl.

Yeah. Yes. Yay. Now, that was a really interesting situation. Totally. Well said. Someone did die. Yes.

Obviously, very serious. Gun violence is not ever okay. Should be addressed. It blows my mind. Speaking of drawing lines how people are like, Trump has been blessed. He obviously is a guardian angel and they're forgetting that the bullet like went through him and like into someone else.

Yeah. So it's like, hello, keep watching. The video's not over yet, you know. Right. Well. Yeah. That's very true, Connor. Yes.

We have to move on, I think, because there's nothing that can be said that hasn't already been said. And I don't think we're the people to continue. I also have mold in my apartment, so it could be... I sent Izzy the grossest picture of my life last night. I'm not even going to talk about it on the podcast. It was not. What was it? It was something worse.

Was it the sludge? Nope. It was something... Just tell us what it was. It was a third. It was a new character. unlocked like in my apartment. Who? And I had to text my landlord at 1145 and say,

this is unacceptable. Unacceptable. Did she come get the new character? No, she's out of town. So is the new character still unlocked in your home? No, I took care of it, but Jesus Christ. Give us three characters to describe the new characters, three adjectives to describe the new character.

character. Ushy, gushy, mushy. I'm not going to talk about it any further, okay? There's a reason I texted only is you, not you. Why? Because I would tell someone. No, because it's like, I just don't want you to know about this. It's disgusting. And it's out of my control, by the way. It has nothing to do. I don't know. For whatever reason I was like, I have to tell Izzy about this because I want to talk about it on the podcast, but I like don't want to give any further. Well, you're not talking about it. Broke, I can't tell you. I cannot tell you. I could, I could, I could, I could, throw up and cry right now. Okay. Well, speaking of mold, I did something stupid.

Okay. Which will come as a surprise to no one. Wait, hang on. Before even... Okay. Because I know that this has nothing to do with mold, even though you said speaking of mold. It's not far off. Someone tweeted the other day and was like,

your cape is connected to your platform wedge. My cape is stuck on my platform wedge. Okay. Well, I'm glad you got it. Someone tweeting was like, we should say mold every time... That's so mold every time someone tweeted this. Someone tweeted this. This is a tweet.

We should say that's... Where did you read this? You know what? Can I just read it verbatim because I liked it? And I'm just going to read it and not mess it up. It's a tweet. It's a tweet. Twitter has been on fire.

I'm back into it. It's been so funny. Okay. Someone tweeted saying that's moldy when you like something and going, spores when something cool happens. And someone responded and said, Mold literally destroys his lives

But okay Fuck everyone Everyone is so fucking annoying Everyone's got something to say No you literally You cannot win You cannot win Yeah

Mold literally destroy his lives But okay But okay I can hear them Yeah But okay But okay But go off

But go off Go off, Go off, Bessie Go off Bessie Popoff Everyone's gonna That's gonna

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna trouble for that one. Self-restraint. Okay. What were you going to say? Speaking of mold.

Speaking of mold. This is more along the line. What I learned in Bowdoin School today is. What I learned in Bowdoin School today is, this is more along the lines of harmful fumes in the home. Yes. You know, I have been wanting to stay in my dresser. Yes. So I, how was that going by the way?

And if guys, if I'm going to die, don't tell me. Because I'd rather not know. And I'd rather it just happen naturally and be surprised. Right. I don't want to anticipate it. No anticipation. I stained it. I did stain it myself.

Yes. In my room. In my room. You opened windows or fans and stuff? Cool. You're fine. I had a window open. Okay.

I go to sleep that night. Oh, you went to sleep in the space with the dresser? I started to. And then I was like, I feel bad. Yeah. I feel really, really bad. Like off kilter. And then I was like, huh.

I want, what, what could it be? It must be my can. I'm a little bit high. And I think it was also the can that was preventing me from putting the pieces together. Because it obviously reeked. Like it wasn't like, subtle. It wasn't flying under the radar.

It was like, literally like, you could see the fumes. Yeah. So after about like three hours of laying in my bed, like scrolling through TikTok, high off my can. And the fumes, I said, wait a minute. I'm going to sleep on the couch. tonight. Slept on the couch. I'm still off kilter and that was three nights ago and I've been sleeping on the couch since.

Oh man. That is not. So I don't know what's going to happen. It's anyone's guess. Don't tell me. No, I think if you're fine now, you're fine. I feel confident saying that. But I think that it's possible that I killed a lot of brain cells.

Yes. Which like got, that's tough. Knowing how many I already had left. You did poppers all night. Oh, I guess it's kind of the same as doing poppers. You crazy bitch. Oh my God. I was, it was literally.

like a constant popper, a constant popper inhalation. It's like I didn't take a break from, from, like, hoppers. Yeah. He popped all night. Yeah. Wow. That's what it's like. That's really bad when you put it that.

When you put it through the poppers lens, that's really bad. But my dresser looks ugly too. After all that, it's like black sludge. It's like the black sludge dresser. Yeah. because I was thinking, okay, stain is paint. I'm doing 18 coats. It's black and then I use some sort of like shiny thing at the end that makes it have that sludge effect.

But I ordered pretty knobs. So I think that'll tie the sludge piece together. Hardware can change the vibe. Hardware will change the sludge. Any sort of sludge. Yeah. We've always said that. Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. let's do a little bit of pop culture. I don't think I saved anything. Oh, we need to talk about the national anthem. I saved myself. Really?

I didn't watch it. Okay. Are we allowed to play the national anthem or does Scooter Braun own that too? Are we going to get copyrighted? My understanding is that this woman took such a unique approach that it's probably not the national anthem that has. copyright is a different version that's not

copyrighted quite yet but I saw that she's escorting herself to a rehabilitation center oh say can you see like so right here when I'm listening I'm like

oh oh wait I want to hear that proud that part is bad but that's really like what's so proud By the twilight Last gleam

Who's broad stripes And bright stars No way Everyone seems to be keeping it together More than they did for Hergy Well, Fergian's pretty A lot of her Fergousian to it

Right, Luke, this almost isn't even Like He's laughing Yeah Uh-oh Uh-oh There's no way Now I'm not really familiar

With this woman Are there other circumstances She's been able to sing. Really? She's been nominated for four Grammys. Are people booing? Are they? I might have to.

I don't know what I would have done, but I'm not particularly patriotic or anything, but this does feel like, and I don't like to use this word disgraceful. It's a big word. This is disgraceful, yeah. Never in my life did I think Rick was going to say that. It's really bad. Someone's rendition of the national anthem is disgraceful to our nation. It literally, I feel like a disgrace. I feel for her.

I do. Well, she said the only thing she could have said, which was I was completely blacked out and I'm taking care of it. Thank you. She's a country artist. Yeah. That felt like watching. I could definitely hear a bit of a country twang there. That felt like watching someone that's like so visibly wounded crawling across.

the finish line. She finished the song. If I messed up one time. Do you think she knew while it was happening, what was happening? She kind of like was feeling herself. I think she might have been like so drunk that she thought she was good. She was like this. I don't know if she was even drunk. Oh, I think.

Because your team stops you. Your team stops you from going out there. I think she might just be a bad singer. She could hit the vibrato. She was hitting that vibrato. but every other note unfortunately was a bin splat I yeah I agree like she did have a just like a bad voice

too yeah but I'm not familiar with any of her other stuff like surely she has to have somewhat of a good voice to have gotten what would you say four Grammy nomination four Grammy nomination so like I would personally be like I'm so sorry can I restart. But my friend Logan Crosby just sang at the Dodgers game, the national anthem, and he said you get 90 seconds. No more, no less. And if you mess up, if you go over or under, I do not know what happens. Mrs. McGillicuddy comes, drags you off by your toenails. And that's the last thing you want. It's the last thing you want. It's the last thing that anybody would want.

But bless her heart. I do hope she's enjoying rehab. I do hope she gets better soon. Yeah. I think She seems that she's on the right path. Yeah. But. Damn. You don't want to, you do know, one crowd you don't want to, two crowds. One crowd you don't want to mess up in front of the baseball crowd. I would not want to mess up.

I think football, they could take it. Baseball is America's sport. Do not mess up the national anthem girl. Yeah. They're going to, they're all Mrs. McGillicuddy. No, I did feel like that was the disgrace to my country. And I don't really... Brooke, you could have done better than that.

I agree. No, I genuinely agree. You could have, too. Me? I think I would have sounded very similar to. No, I think you would have sounded better even in your Voldemort. I can't be the Rockets red glare. And the Rockets red glare.

You just have to go start from a lower octave. And the Rockets... You don't need to do that accent. Oh. And the rocket's red glare Yeah, that's better That's fine Yeah

That's fine I'm not gonna get nominated For grandmas But it's better than her Yeah That's true Yeah I'm no Bin's flat

But I know my way around a mic Question That's a completely different topic If you're ready for it Yeah How do you feel about Glenn Powell If I speak

I fear that I'll be attacked Okay here's the thing He went to you to Austin. That's why I bring something up. I have a history of really not loving my alma mater. Okay. Wait, no. I love my school.

I love the people that go there. My people that I'm supposed to look up to from having made it in an industry that I'm a part of. Yeah. I've historically, probably out of jealousy, I assume, not liked. Now, Glenn Powell's smile reminds me of a termite. And that's my God-given right to have that view. And I can't shake it. Yeah.

he's a very nice man and he's he's talented that photo that sucks that like that's just like the one photo that people keep coming back to and that will always haunt him yeah I mean he's he must have signed a very very very very

very major contracts with like a large production company because he's been in every movie that I've ever seen lately every movie that I've ever seen in my life Glenn Powell's been in there. Yeah. And he's been the same age. And then I'm realizing now that like, oh, he's always been there. Like, I look back on things

that I liked before I knew who Glenn Powell was and he was in it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Glenn Powell was, Glenn Powell is and Glenn Powell will always be. I completely agree with that. Talk about Schrodinger's cat. Glenn Powell is Schrodinger's cat. I know that if you put me in, I say now, like I'm not affected by the Glenn Powell's harm. I don't really get it. I think he seems like, like a nice guy. You know what? I know if you put me in a room with him, I would be completely transfixed.

Soaked. No, I didn't say soaked. I said transfixed. I was talking about me. Have you seen the picture of him in Tristan? He's massive. This all over Twitter. Yeah, he's massive.

There's this picture of him like man spreading his legs out while talking to Tristan. And you can just tell Tristan is captivating him with conversation. He also like, because I've talked to Jake. about Glenn Yeah Glenn text him back right away answers his face

right away He seems so He really does seem sweet Just like such a genuinely good man Yeah See I love that It's such a good photo

He could He could protect a full-blown Family of Five Underneath his quads Like if it was raining I'd be like I'd get my chosen family And I would all crawl

Underneath his his massive glutes Yeah And we would be dry. And that's your God give him right. We would be dry. Yeah. From the rain.

But you'd be soaked. We'd be soaked. From the quads. From the quads. Yeah. From the quads up. We are soaked. Yes.

Yes. But he's going back. He's going back to UT. Yes, he is. He's going to get his degree. Yeah. In something. What is he going to get his degree?

I forget. But it's definitely something. I feel like. Is it? like history? They've kind of given... Read that to us, Connor. Okay, Glenn Powell is going to go back to UTIAS and to finish his Spanish and early

American history degree. There's no reason to do that at all. That's my... I'm just like... But he's not even going in. He's zooming in for classes. That's the worst thing I could possibly imagine. But no, he's flying in for proctored exams.

I have to be back for the proctored exams. But like you, I guess you really just have to respect it. I don't get it, but I respect it. Yeah. And that's what... Maybe it's... Maybe more people should start trying that. I see you.

you, I don't understand, but I stand with you, Glenn Powell. Yes. And your Spanish and early American history degree. Yeah. Journey. Yeah, I mean, the only reason he could be doing that is because there's only two reasons. A, optics, B, genuinely wanting to learn. Because there's no, he's set.

Yeah. Like, he's all good. And what do you need to? I don't see him like going to be like a Spanish teacher. You know, I don't see that in the cards. him unless I admit I don't know him that's the thing at the end of the day right but this is all speculation this is GWSs genuinely goes out saying goes without saying yeah yeah I mean the more I the more I learn about GP the more I LH love him yeah it's kind of getting hard

not to I know I will say brisket the dog is a little bit overkill that's optics but is You see a picture of him in his entire family, by the way? Yeah, they all look like that one picture. Yeah. Can we pull up Glenn Powell and family? Someone goes, Glenn Powell, that's the one. Someone was like, Glenn Powell, is family, and someone tweeted back and said, we can tell.

I don't understand how his parents look like twins. Do you think it's because, this is actually my theory. I don't know if I've said this before. Oh, who's the lady all right? That's his mom, I would assume. Who's the lady next to him? His sister? That's not his mom next to him.

No. See, like they all look. Do you think that parents look alike because you see their child and it's like, oh, that's a blend of them. So you just like kind of conflate the two and think like the parents look alike, even though what you're seeing is just the mixture of them and the child? No. I just had I had a thick document come across my desk earlier. A thick one coming across? A thick one came across my desk.

and I was reading through it. I skimmed, but I was reading through it as well deeply. And I saw that when you are in a relationship longer with something, you actually start to develop. Physical traits? Physical traits. That look the same? There's no, how?

What's the science behind that? There's a chance that I'm about to say because of DNA. There's no, it's not how it works. I think I made that up. But I feel like I didn't. What did the document say? That they start developing the same DNA. I did not make that up.

That's not at all the case. I did not make that up. That's like an insane thing for me to say because I didn't agree with it as I was saying it. It's just not, I know nothing about how DNA works, but I do know that's not how it works. There are strands and strands and trans, almost endless strands of DNA.

That you're born with. Yep. And you and in me. DNA is like a physical thing. Isn't that weird? You can like see it. You can pull it out and tie your shoe strings with it. It is a physical thing that you could see.

I don't think you could tie your shoestrings with it. If it was more thick? You could. Why no more thick? Why no more thick DNA? The woke left is... What's the woke left doing? They're making DNA more and more then, so you can't tell your shoes strings with it any longer.

Damn. Yep. That pesky woke left. Thanks Biden administration I am like it's sad because like I am scared to say anything But there really is like so much there's so much good material about Trump and Biden etc Yeah But I like have to abstain just because I'm too much of a pus

Yeah That's fine Yeah It's okay to not say anything due to your safety Like obviously like It would be so nice to be able to freely speak about Trump getting shot in the ear But I'm too spook that's fine about not only the woke left what how do you would you describe the right the sleepy

right now woke left and the alt right yeah and the alt right we're just making up we just make words up we make words up to describe things so i don't think you can't i can't give you my unfiltered my unfultered political takes no matter how much you guys have been dying for them everyone has been asking all i can say is that jack slasberg has my vote and he's and he's and he's the Well, he also just got a promotion. He is the political correspondent for Vogue. I kind of, I was doing when I was high off my feet, my popper fumes, was doing a deep dive on the Kennedys, but also on the Reagan assassination attempt in relation to the Jody Foster soccer, which is so interesting. And it made me feel better about myself in a way, even though that's probably not the way I should be thinking.

like yeah I'm a little bit deranged when it comes to like being obsessed with celebrities but at least I'm not I'm not doing all that right and that circles back to my favorite thing to say comparison is the thief of joy unless you compare yourself to someone that's worse than you yes then it is the giver of joy yeah sometimes you need to compare yourself to to the young man to that young man yes exactly correct yeah now I don't want to joke about a shooter no but he He looks like a lot of other shooters. He did. He just looked like a shooter. That is just, that is just purely observational, and I can move directly forward from that. Let's do it.

With almost no repercussions. Let's do just that. Maybe we can move right along. Let's just do it. I am itchy over my body. I hope I'm not having a reaction live on the pod. Is there pain in other places of your body? I have complete.

Be for real for one second. No, there's no paint. Except on my hands. And I guess I could have gone a little further because I'm showing. My weeness is showing. Don't be afraid to show your weenus. I miss that being the fucking funniest thing that could ever be said. Bring back Wieness.

I still think it's funny. Justice for Wieness. Is Wienes real? I think it was like a slang for Epidymus. or is it epidermis? No, epidermis is skin. That's what I'm saying. Then what's epididymis?

I think I'm meaning epidermis. Oh, geez, I thought I couldn't feel my elbow, but it was because I had my cloak over it. Weenis. Weenis is a slang term for the looser excess skin of the elbow joint. Yeah, I don't know. So like epidermis wasn't wrong.

No, then what's epididymis? Is that a Greek god? Serena and Weenis Williams. Nice. Good one. That was it serve. Okay. What is it?

Are these balls? Wait, what the fuck is this? Epidimus is a medical condition that causes inflammation of the epididimus, a tube that connects the testicle to the best de ferns. Which I knew. It's usually caused by a bacterial infection such as a urinary tract infection or an STI, like gonorrhea or chlamydia. Other causes include bacteria that lead to. Gastrointiritis like E. coli, especially in older people, are those who have insertive anal sex. Colletions?

Do you know a little bit off topic but on the topic of balls? Yeah. That you can get your balls twisted. Do I know? Together. I just learned that. Yes. I've done it on this podcast.

We have footage. No, no, no, no, no. Oh. In a much more serious hospitalization level way. I have heard that. I have heard that. Don't get your balls in a knot. That's funny.

That's a new one. We should say that. But it's really like a serious, like you could literally lose your balls. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Because it like cuts off airflow or something.

It's, my understanding is it just like kind of like happens like appendicitis. Well, it can happen like an organ twisting because it is an organ, I think. The other organs get twisted? You can get like your intestines can get twisted. Yeah. Like they can get like twisted. There's no other way to put it.

That's a medical term. I'm pretty sure they get twisted. Yeah. But aren't you born like with twisted intestines? You can. You can. and get twisted within the womb. Speaking of getting twisted inside the womb,

I went to a- Pause, let me think, and let me think what you're about to say. Yes. What could that possibly be a lead-up to? It's pretty much exactly, correct. Like, I don't, it's not even like a leap.

Does it have something to do with Jack Martin? Yes. You're kidding. Yes, it does. What? Yesterday I went to an event that Jack Martin was at, and there was a DJ, she was bumping tunes, and she was pregnant as fuck.

and she was very close to the speaker and I'm like, talk about a baby getting its organs twisted. That baby was playing twister. That baby was breakdancing against its will. She was literally spinning. I would be so miserable if my mom was taking me to a rave. It was a classy party, but it was very much there was tunes playing. But you don't know that you don't know what kind of party you're at.

That's true. If you're in the womb. All you know is the music playing. Yep. Jack Martin was there. That's nice. I waved at him because I knew no one there. Sure.

I waved and then I thought he was looking at me so I was continuing to wave and then he walked up to Chase Stokes. Oh, you were wondering if you would see Chase again. I did. Just pleasantries. I said hello. He said hello. That's nice. Yeah.

It was very nice. It was very nice. And then I randomly ran into my friend, my neighbor from growing up, her dad and his fiance were at a table at Nobu in Malibu. Were you at Nobu? Next door. Oh. Oh, God.

My nose. Do you have to sneeze? No, I have to itch it. You need my nails? I don't think this is a job for those. They literally will go too far. What's the best time to buy a flight? Because I'll tell you when it's not.

Two seconds. A day before. Yeah, the day before. I feel like an idiot, dumbass. I'm leaving after this podcast. Where is that way? It's on New York. There's, why?

That's so exciting. I'm so excited. Talk to me about it. I can't say any part of the reason I'm going, which is so sad. I'm not someone that I'd be like, stay tuned. Is it like a good, is it like a good thing? Yes. No, I'm going to court.

And is it something that we'll see? Yes. Like it's, it will be a tangible, like thing? One is not. But will we find out about it? But yes. If I can get clearance. Security clearance?

Genuinely, yes I'm not kidding I almost just threw up on camera I heard I think we all heard what's going on I stuck my toothbrush too far down my throat this morning

and I haven't been okay since You're having like lingering gag Really bad like something Like acid reflux via gag reflex That was nerve-wracking Because I was it's an unlike Yeah imagine how I feel

I can't I mean I can't Because I do that every episode Yeah that's true Oh my God, you should see what's happening when you breathe out. It's creating pockets of, uh-uh. Look at the camera. You look like you have gills.

I've got magic in me. How long will you be in New York? Just until Monday. Fun. Yeah. I've got to go see to some things. Ooh, I'm excited to hear. Yeah, I think I'm going to take two Benadryl.

Be careful. I think I need to get like a genuine prescription. Like, I need to stop, like, fucking around and making. myself tired enough to pass that line. Well, because melatonin gives me nightmares. I told you. Do nightmares bother you that much? Yeah.

Like, because they're so weird. I'd rather be asleep with a nightmare than not asleep. And panicking? And awake. Oh. No, I had a dream. Usher was trying to kill me and then my family as well. And I think he killed my sister.

I'm sorry to hear that. Usher killed my sister. He entered my home without me knowing. I could hear his footsteps and I knew it was Usher right away. Just by the sound of his feet. Yeah. Why? Oh my God, that means you thinking about me.

Exactly. When he was killing my family, butchering them to pieces. Ooh. I'm sorry. Maybe, yeah, maybe if I was having those dreams, I wouldn't, I wouldn't take my own. They're brutal, Brooke. No, Connor, you've got to try the lemmy sleep. Lemmy everything.

Except I do want to say I've already warned everyone on this podcast, I think. The Lemmy de Bloat just means like you're going to fart for like a long time. So definitely like take it when you're not. That's working. No, it does work. But like obviously what's in you is like a lot of gas. So it like expels that in a way that feels good. Yes, but you can't do it.

Like Anna's don't go on a flight. Don't take the de-blote and then go on a six-hour flight. Oh my God. You know big by Melissa? Yes. I saw her making a sandwich for her nephew for the flight, for his flight. Connor. two halves of a bagel.

I like where you're going with this. No, you're not gonna. One side egg salad. One side tuna salad. Mush them together for the plane. I love those two things. I thought that was sinister. Baked by Melissa.

Count your fucking days, sister. That's jail time. Obviously I needed to eat it, but not on the plane. You know what? Eggs. Sometimes I wonder, does she know that that's going to get her more engagement? Yeah.

I do. But for this specific instance, I want to act like she doesn't. It's earnest. I want to act like she doesn't think that because I do. I think I need to say, no. I need to say jail to baked by Melissa. Oh, you're saying her to jail? I need to say Melissa.

What's wrong with you? I almost think that if I was sitting next to someone who was eating a bagel composed of not only egg salad but tuna salad as well, I would almost be. be like prop like props to you like you literally sinned so far that it's like you're you're almost doing something right because you went so far you went so far over the edge that you're coming back i don't think that there's like a parabolic effect on the tuna and egg salad combo at the level of eating tuna x egg salad combo platter on a plane that i can almost respect i don't know i'd have to be in the situation

I'd have to be sitting on that plane to see how I'd really feel. Why would you want to combine eggs with fish, though? That's when you lose me. Like, that's the big reason you lose me. They do that in sushi all the time. Eggs? Like those little eggs that are outside of the rolls. Caviar?

Yeah, the row. Fish eggs. Yeah, fish eggs and the fit. Oh, yeah. Chicken and chicken of the sea. No, but then they have those, well, I guess they don't mix it with the. fish because I have that like egg sushi that you can eat

you don't make eggs with fish but you don't even the same bite. I'm not even one of those people. Yes you do I guess you don't. I'm just thinking like I would eat a bagel that's one half egg salad and one half locks but like one bite after the other

like cookie monster. Yeah I'd go up and oh oh like at a conference you know I'd be like oh I'll take a lot. I'll take a bite after bite. But yeah, I don't know about the same bite, but I do think I'd like it. No, that's okay to like it.

There's just like a reason why you can't think of an instance when you would mix eggs with fish. And like, yeah. And that's okay if someone comments in is like, yes, uh, yeah, we do. I've got it. Yeah, we do in Indiana. We eat that all the time. I'm like, that's great. That's so great.

I'm not even saying it's bad. I'm just saying like you could go to hell, you know? A Niswa salad. What? A Niswa salad. Look, let me, uh, what? That's like a French salad that has hard-boiled egg and tuna. That's, and it's very, it's very popular, like in America, too.

Hasn't come across my desk. It's come across my desk many times. And it's not me being like, weird. What kind of fish is that? Tuna. Okay. Well, that looks good. It is good.

And it, yeah, and it makes sense when you look at it and you take a step back and you, and you take step back and crunch the numbers. It's working more sense here. So really, what is the difference between a Niswa salad and a bagel with tuna and eggs? Like presentation, I guess. Which is so important in food. But coming from the king of slop.

I know. I don't, it's different. Like, if I got the bowl of slop that I make myself at my house from a restaurant, you have to take this back. This is disgusting. But when I know what's in my slop, I'm like, that's great. This is delicious. Yeah.

Give me about 14 more. Yeah. This is spectacular. I love that sound. Me too. Spectacular. Wait, you know that sound that I really love? That I actually want to learn this line by line.

What is it? Let me get it. Let me, uh, I have to go to my desk. Okay. Yeah. Go figure out where. Let me go to my desk for a second. For those documents.

Those documents. What's my name? What's my name? It's that person who is saying that his, uh, his stepmother. They're set. I'm not sure if they're prone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'll look in what I sent to you. We moved to Long Island. My dad owns a butcher shop.

Yeah, that person. Mother, she's in jail. This, this. My father gets a job at the Palm Restaurant. My uncle junior works there, who was a Jehovah's witness. Believe it or not, he went from Catholic to Jehovah. So basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from Catholic to Jehovah. You know, meanwhile, we're from. Harlem Harlem, where my father's doing Coke.

You know, my mother thinks she's Aunt Margaret. She's teasing the hair with a bottle of vodka. You know, so dysfunctional, cross-addicted family, still cooking pasta on Sundays. And it's like any caption makes me laugh. Me and the back of Uber after a night of 10 vodka repul. It's like any, it's like the Jeremy Strong meme account. It's like anything with that person will get me good. I can't remember what their name is.

I don't either. I never knew. That always worries me with people's names because they're like. like, it's pronounced, and I'm like, okay, well, what do you want me to do about it? Like, I can't read, barely. Like, my mom, everyone always calls her Tani. And she's like, it's Tony. I'm like, Mom, how would they know that?

Tani, T-O-N-I? No, I'm on her side. Why would it be Tanya? No, I agree. But a lot of times I'm like, how would I know that? How would I know that? I met someone spelled C-H-A-S-E- Chase. and it was Chaz.

Well, that's like on Chaz then. Change your name. Change the spelling of it. I feel like if your name is spelled C-H-A-S-E and somebody calls you Chase, you can't get upset legally. People do, Brooke. People do. Mold kills a lot of people, but okay. But okay, go off, bestie.

That's the title of this episode. Wait, yeah. Wait, what is it? Mold kills a lot of people, but okay. Oh, but okay. Can we just do, but okay. Can we do the whole thing? It kills a lot of people, but okay.

We're going to get sued by the person that was like trying to, my landlord's going to sue us. Oh, wait, what wasn't your apartment? I can't tell you. Can we do 20 questions? I'll tell you, I'll show you. Okay. Brooke, you have to promise me like you're not going to start acting different.

I'm not going to react. No, no, you can react. I just, I don't want you to start acting different towards me giving this new information. You think that is the thing that would make me start acting. differently around you? You're gonna feel like, I really think you're gonna be like feeling sorry for me.

I need you to know that I do think it's funny but I'm taking care of it, okay? Do you think this has something to do with my new apartment? No, you're just gonna like, you're just gonna, like, you're just gonna, like, freak out. Let me see.

I'm worried that you feel that I would judge you from this. I'm trying to get to the root. I just don't want you to see it. No, just show me. Let me see. Is he, is it that bad? It's not the worst.

It's not the worst. I think you've probably done worse. Give it to me. Wait. I need to be able to zoom in. You need to get, you need to. Yeah. But I don't, I don't know.

I can't understand if that is. What is it? Let's see. That's honestly better than what I thought it was. Can I say what I thought it was? Yeah, you can't. A ruptured egg sack. Like from a spider?

from some sort of creature. I would think, fuck. Yeah. So it could always be worse. Like I would have, I would, I would break my lease if that was the case. Yeah.

But at least it's just, you know what. Yeah. But I let into my landlord last night. Like for the first time, I was just like, this is unacceptable. Like,

fix it. And what did she say? I will fix it ASAP. That's good. Is it still there? No. Okay. then what do you do for that spray

like is let's offline about it we can head over to my desk okay okay well I have a lot to say to you okay but I need to dive head first you know what I want to say on Maine well I don't I'm gonna dive I have an Ossie bowl waiting for me

how exciting yeah I maybe should have been and how different from your from last week's burrito right it's amazing how much can change in a week a lot can change and you know what I went to an event last night

And I was like, I have work tomorrow One margarita is fine One margarita? I'm gonna open my legs And I'll take the check One margarita I'm over my legs Give me two margarita I'm gonna give you some head

Three margarita I'ma Put it in my pus Yeah Four margaritas I'ma put it in my tush Is that is the words? I believe that is the words Okay

That song is by It's not Cupcake I think it's Adele Is it Adele? No Don't be silly Oh yes

Three three Girls Casa D Steve Terrell I don't know which one of Steve And that chick angel So shout out to the girls One of them is managed by my manager

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