Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - A Public Apology…

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://youtube.com/@bncmap  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week, Brooke and Connor are getting personal this week from Connor’s ethical clout chasing filled weekend to Brooke’s public apology. Plus, Connor shares his first night terror experience and Brooke gives us a peek into her fanfiction filled FYP. NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Go to https://liquidiv.com and get 20% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code BANDC. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/50bandc and use code 50bandc for 50% off plus free shipping!  B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Preserving Our Memories 1:19 Intro  1:54 A Controversial Dying Wish 3:34 This Is The Personal Episode  5:14 Merch Love 6:01 Brooke’s Crush Idea 7:18 Send Us Merch Pics 9:34 Parking Ticket Hacks 12:09 The Ultimate Parking Punishment 13:24 Liquid IV 16:04 Sometimes Judge A Book By It’s Cover  17:16 Connor’s Comedy Show Recap 19:49 Connor Can’t Say Names 21:30 Accidental Comedy 22:19 Fibs & Friends in NYC 22:58 Getting Over Served At Events 23:50 Brooke’s Public Apology… 25:15 Meeting Podcast Bobbi 26:57 The Different Flavors of Drake 27:37 Planning Our Next PR Move 28:16 HelloFresh 30:47 Making New Friends 32:11 The Art of Ethical Clout Chasing 33:28 Connor’s First OSL Experience 34:52 The Power of Zedd 36:28 King of Venice PSA 38:05 Questionable Lookalikes 38:51 Shaq Bails on Connor 43:04 The Beauty of an Elevated Surface 44:38 Experiencing Night Terrors 46:36 Brooke’s Fanfiction FYP 48:05 Reading Fanfiction 50:40 Brooke’s Dream World 51:28 Feminist King 52:38 The Dobby Ick 54:39 Our Go-To Super Powers 57:28 What To Wear to Special Events 59:45 Awkward Red Carpet Moments 1:01:10 The Manifestation Space Is Powerful… 1:02:02 The Snapchat AI Bot’s Story 1:04:10 The Dangers of Snapchat 1:05:18 Lil Tay’s Instagram Hack 1:08:03 Planning Our Pre-Funeral Funeral 1:09:39 Brooke’s Knitting Updates 1:10:28 Keep On Subscribing, Come On 1:11:48 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mm-hmm. We need to preserve some of these. I know. I think we just have to stop eating them. What? Oh. But we need like the OGs. Yeah.

Wait, what's that stuff called that's like clear? Do you know exactly what I'm talking about? No. Silicon. No, no, no, no. Nylon. Is it resin? Yeah, it's resin.

We should do that and like make a some, like a block. We should red resin. You know, they do that now with matches. They like, if you collect matches, matchbooks, you put them in like a tray and then you resin. Yeah, let's resin our M&Ms. Let's resin our arses to our Kelly Clarkson collection, Wayfares. That would be cool. That would be more like glue, though.

No, let's resin our butt cheek imprints in these chairs. So if one of us dies or both of us died together, fingers crossed, we will, like, whoever replaces us on this show. Do you ever think about like what would happen to the pod if one of us passed? What would you do? I don't know. I think about that all the time. What would I do? I don't know. What would you do? That's a good question.

Stuff you and put you in that chair and talk as much as I normally do. I wouldn't want that, though. I would want you to move on with another co-host. I wouldn't want you to move on with another co-host. That brings me into an interesting question for you. What? Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome.

Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. There was a woman that was just given nine months to live, and she asked her husband for permission to sleep with her ex one more time. Go. Divorce.

Divorce, huh? I'm saying, sweetie, let's just have the craziest blowout party for the next nine months you've ever experienced. Oh, I'm feeling the complete opposite. I guess it's different if you're in those shoes and you're like, oh, this person is dying. Yeah. If that's my dying husband's last wish, I've done something wrong. If the last thing my dying husband wants is to sleep with someone else. It broke.

It might be purely physical. I don't care. you couldn't allow a purely physical interaction one more time as their dying wish like a make a wish adult wants to sleep with their ex i'm saying i could get behind a celebrity but not an ex hmm or just like someone random i'm thinking this is you about you so you do whatever makes you happy before you perish forever mm not feeling that way you can do tons of other things that make you happy, happy to do them with you and support you. Not that one.

Doing asleep with his ex with him? Oh, no, not really. Okay. Yeah. I'm saying yes. Brooke's saying no, and that's what makes the B&C podcast, the perfect non-biased podcast for all important topics. Like today, hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. I'm Brooke.

This is Connor. And we've got like such an interesting episode today. I was coming here in the car and I was like, I've got so many personal nuances. Pop culture can wait. It's always going to be there. That's awesome. Celebrities are going to continue to hook up and break up and get canceled and go to jail and do drugs and cancel concerts. But you know what?

My personal nuances are gone in 24 hours. Connor, that's awesome. I can't wait to listen to them because guess how many things I have to say? one and it's here's my chicken that I knit no I know I know you have at least two and I know I know the other one that you're going to talk about the other one what you stayed up what you stayed up until 5 a.m. doing last night oh I know I know I knew oh have you have you braced have you girded your loins for that my loins are completely girded for you to talk about yeah Harry Potter fan fiction yeah yeah yeah I can get to that later though I'm happy to hear about this is frank oh Frank's here go ahead and hand me here you go ahead

you hand me. Here you go. And you can hold what I'll just lead us into our next thing. You can hold the ethical clout chaser hoodie. I'm needing like two stuffed animals on me at all times. Like even if I'm just like going on an errand, they're coming with me. Yeah. Like security blankie.

Yeah, that is technically called an emotional support chicken. Very comfortable. Yeah, do you like it? Yeah, I do. What's your favorite part about it? It's plush. Yeah. It's a dick.

Mm-hmm. Very good. Kind of perfect in my arms. Yeah, but I need it back. Go ahead and hold that for one second while I tell everybody, thank you so much for buying merch. Yes, thank you so much. It sold like hot cakes.

And I don't know why they say that hot cakes sell so fast, but allegedly they do and so does our merch. They are delicious. They are delicious. Yeah. And so is the merch. Brooks holding up the ethical clout chaser. Love it.

Which has not left my side. No, and I have an oversized one that is just divine to kind of lounge in. Wait, what's what's I? Was that the... That was a large. And I put it on after the shower. So it's just like I'm lounging in my oversized sweatshirt. Yeah.

And mine's a large too. So we are like, I'm loving mine for out and about. Oh, that's good. If you want to like pretend you're wearing like Connor's sweatshirt, like boyfriend vibes, get a large and then just put it on. I would love to know what sizes some of my crushes wear. And I'd love to have a link to their clothing. That's like...

That's a cool idea. In Brooks' mind. Yeah. Like, okay, yeah. I mean. Someone sent me a TikTok telling me I have like a disease, like a full, like in the DSM, which is like, I don't know what it stands for, but it's like the book of mental illness is. Academes are just like all over the place these days.

No one ever said there's anything wrong with that. I mean, there's, I don't know. I think it's out of base for celebrity sizes if you are in the obsessive realm, there's. There's nothing. That'd be a great resource for a lot of people. Oh, and I'd love to kind of kickstart it. Maybe I'll start a website with Squarespace. Well, thank you, Squarespace. Yeah. Well, thank you guys so much for buy. If you haven't bought the merch yet, you can still go and buy a lot of the pieces.

All the pieces, right? Everything is sitting. Are we doing a restock? Pinky babe, tanks are out. Are they coming back or not right now? TBD. TBD. Do people want them? Comment below. I think I got some messages.

Sound off in the comments. found off. And we'll keep eye on that. I've been getting so many compliments on my binky babe piece. They're gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah.

I love them. You can get, you can still shop. And send pictures of you wearing the merch when you get them because, you know, we'd love to see that. Oh, yeah.

You know, repost some and we're not. Wait, we need to see pictures of where, if anyone's traveling. In the wild. Like flat Stanley vibes. Yeah. Like Waldo.

No, he was missing. Flat Stanley was traveling the world. Okay, but we need to find Waldo. But we just need photos from Flat Stanley's trips from abroad. But first you need to find him. No, he's not missing.

He's sharing his live location with us. Flat Stanley is... It can be a combo. To me, Waldo was hiding. Was Waldo not hiding? I don't think he was so much hiding as you couldn't see him right away until you started looking.

So what I'm asking is for people to start looking. But also just... Send us the photos. And like if you're at the Grand Canyon, just send us the photos. No, I'm saying to look for other people that might be wearing it. Oh. Sorry. As always.

As always, we're on the same page. Always. But just running parallel in different directions. Yeah. Perfect. Well, the merch is still available at shoptmg studios.com. If you haven't had a chance to check it out yet, it's still there. Also, please, I'm reminding you right now, please.

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keep an eye out. I can't stop. That was awesome. I'm worried about what you're doing to find. Well he seems like pretty... Not that he's fragile but like he's not like he doesn't like to be beat like that. Okay well then... Do you want Marcel

No. Marcel is kind of underwhelming. Wait, watch what you say about Marcel. Marcel's underwhelming compared to Frank. Yeah. Well, Frank is very, like, voluptuous. Well, like, Marcel was, like, clearly made in China vibes. It's like a, it's like one that you get at the fair.

You know? Yeah. I mean, different strokes for different folks. You know what my friends say? DSDF. Facts. Facts. On God mode.

On God mode. I was going to tell you so. Yeah. Here, do you want this? One of my, yeah, I'll take it back because my legs. I'm nervous about wearing shorts. Really? Yeah, because, you know.

So I was coming here today, speaking of personal nuances. Yeah. And I parked so illegally last night because I meant for it to be a quick in and out. I was just going to unload my groceries and then run back out. Yeah. Didn't make it back out of my house. And I came out this morning, like either my car is just not going to be there and I'll just Uber. to the studio or I'll have a ticket.

Right. Which is nothing new to me. I always talk about my parking tickets. And then I started thinking, I was like, I haven't gotten a parking ticket in months ever since I took the last parking ticket I got and folded it into a paper origami swan. And I put it where they usually put my tickets, but like in my windshield. And I have this feeling that maybe the person who always gives me parking tickets like sees that and is like this one's special.

Uh-huh. Or maybe like I'm giving, I'm giving him or her like a little bit of fun in their day. They're like, oh, that's cute. And they're like passing, they're passing on my car because they're like, you know, this is a good one. Yeah. This is a good seed. Yeah.

Is it very clearly a parking ticket? Like, is the blue violation side facing outward? We get red ones. Oh. Oh. But yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. And it sits there. And it doesn't move. I need to pay it. Are yours also $68 in your neighborhood? Yeah. Yeah. How much were they when you lived not in L.A.?

$20. Same. Nuddy. $68 is such a like slap in the face. Such a slap in the face. That's like a really nice dinner. That is like a huge chunk of money. Yeah.

Like if I had gotten $68 like for babysitting in high school, I would have like money bags you know no and it's sick like I would have gone on a shopping spree and then I have this I have two groups of friends

one is like I never pay my parking tickets the other is like I didn't pay them and they went to collections and quadrupled yeah I have one that's quadrupling as we speak which I'm scared to look at how much does it quadruple it goes from 68 to what four times 68 okay but like what's the next step

before quadruple I know it's double is it no no no it's not what I'm asking does it double like is that It doubles, yeah. But then it goes to collection and then you go to jail. I don't know. I think you just get a boot on your car.

What if you got a pair of boots and the punishment was that you had to wear the boots everywhere? Like Spongebob squeaky. You have to wear these boots for one week as punishment. I would rather that. I would do that. Although what if they're like, oh, like middle school like combat boots? I couldn't do it I'd be like I'm sorry I'm sorry

Please please please please would you pay $500 to collections or where the combat boots The combat boots damn yeah obviously the combat boots Oh sorry my glasses are so That's okay um close one Yeah yeah and then also my brake light is out so I'm just like it's a ticket I'm just gonna sell my car What That's what I did license plate and parking tickets attached That's what I did and I have one

but I have one on my current car and one on the old car so I wonder what's going to happen to the one on the old car I don't have that's not my car I don't know who's driving that car right now you know I got to know that I've given the title to someone else I'm not even saying the next thing I'm going someone like pulled me over on a motorcycle and he looks so scary and he was going

and like pointing at me and I was like just don't look just don't like just don't like just trying to tell me about my brake like yeah never judge a damn book It's covered. No, I always do that when people are trying to be helpful because, like, I always drive with my lights off at night. And then I think someone's trying to, like, rob me. Never damn, never damn judge a book by its cover unless it's, like, a really cool cover. Unless you're judging it positively.

Yeah. Like, I'm going to read this book because it's cover. Yeah. But then you might even be disappointed. And you don't want that. Okay. How was your weekend? Connor

A little weekend recap I really didn't do anything Over the weekend But I did do stuff like With you Last week And that's on God Yeah that's

On God Bryce Come of Bryce Why do that Isn't that what On God comes from Team Bryce on God I think it was like people were already saying it But then Tanna took it

And Like Reframed it as Team Bryce on God Okay Team Bryce on God Let's go. Okay. So, yeah, I went to your show.

My big show. Brooke came. I'm so glad I came. It was two hours away. And I'm so glad I made the track. Thank you for making that trap. Oh my God. Connor, I would do it again.

You were so good. It was so much fun. I can't believe it worked out so well. It was just like, like full room. Like 300 people, right? I think it was 370 something. It's 370 and change. and everybody was having a grat tim they really were um we had we had some people even come down from

san francisco which like we were two hours they were probably eight hours oh heaven on a wednesday yeah um how does that make you feel pretty crazy that's a lot of pressure i was like i will do a show in san francisco yeah and then that'll make it easy yeah but it was it was awesome worked out really well i met i think a 175 people after the show you saw i was seeing your meet and greet which i didn't know that i was doing you didn't know you were a part of them the meet and greet. I didn't know that that was something in my wheelhouse. I was like trying to wave goodbye to you when you were in the meet greet,

and the like security guard was like, you can get in line. And I was like, actually, I'm not going to do that right now. However, yes. It was really good. Everyone was really cool that came. It was so cool. It's like a very curated group of very cool people that showed up and showed out.

My family was there, which is crazy. Yeah. It's cool when like the people that like you are cool. Yeah. You know? Because then it's like you can trust that you produce valuable stuff. Mm-hmm. You know?

Yeah. And everybody else that was on the show was really good. They were really good. Yeah. It was just like a good quality show and it flew by because I really don't have the attention span these days. I was shocked when it ended. It was really, really cool. And I think so too.

I think everybody kind of had like a similar sense of humor. Mm-hmm. It wasn't, no one was being just like loud and obnoxious comedy. Right. It was kind of like fun. I guess you had one situation during the thing that I was so wrong about. Oh, that was my favorite part of the show. You were doing a bit about Amelia Earhart, but you kept saying Amelia Earnhardt.

I remember that damn girl's name. And then everyone started cracking up in the audience and you just thought they were thinking the bit was funny. You didn't know you were mispronouncing her name. So you kept going and you kept saying Amelia Earnhardt because you were feeding off of our laughter. And then it just was like a vicious cycle of like the more we laugh, the more you said, you're telling you earn heart.

I couldn't remember how to say it. So I think it said it for different times. Oh, Connor, 10 different times. And I was like, oh. I had tears streaming out my face. The people are loving this. The people are loving the bit. Brooke had her head on the table like laughing so hard.

And I was like, oh, they're eating this one up. Uh-huh. I said Earnhardt, Ernhart, Erdhardt. I said it for like at least four different ways. And I never said it right. It's interesting because we can both get pretty tripped up on the pronunciation of words, but last names, particularly for you, are so difficult. I've noticed.

Yeah, I think I could have just stuck with Amelia and everyone would have understood. Amelia E. Amelia E. Yeah. That's why I do. A. Oh, sorry. Or E.

It's E. It's, yeah. We can listen to the pronunciation. Amelia Earhart. Yeah. Good to know. There's no N. Good to know for.

Yeah. And now if anyone else wants to come to a show and I definitely mess it up again, you'll know that that is not part of the joke. Yeah. And that's not that punchline at all. No. But it was really funny. The best kind of comedy is accidental. Yeah.

And speaking of accidental comedy, my final joke that I made was accidental and no one laughed. Oh, what was it? About Chris DeLea. Oh, no. Oh, that was good. Okay, cool. But it was more so just like, hmm. Like, not like an L-O-L, just like, oh, that's okay.

I got one of, I heard, all I heard was this. That's a laugh in a different font. Yeah. Basically I was like, I've gotten fired from every job so far except this stand-up. But I think I'm going to do this for a while unless they hire HR. Actually, Chris Alias sold out his show last night, so maybe I'm fine. Yeah, that's fine. And he did.

He was on that stage the four with a sold-out room. You didn't lie. No, it was on God. You were on God mode and Team Bryce as well in addition. Yep. Well, I'm super proud of you. Thank you. I can't wait to go to the next one.

Thank you. Speaking of the next one, I booked New York Comedy Festival in November. So that'll be, that'll be my next big fibs and friends show, which is what we landed on. That's going to be Hibs and Friends. Yep, it'll be the exact same thing. But just in New York. It's going to be at the Chelsea Theater. Wow, that sounds big.

It's actually smaller than that. the room that we were at. But it sounds like a big deal. Yeah. I've been to the Chelsea Theater for something because I know exactly where it is. Yeah. That's awesome, man. Pretty pretty cool.

Connor, I love it. And then after that, the next night, you and I had that the variety Young Hollywood event. Yeah. Which was a blast. That was a blast. But I have a problem with events. Just like with being so anxious. and then you know I don't like really drink anymore because I have my binky and there's no need to drink when I have my binky but like I'll be so anxious that I'm like oh I need one drink to take the edge off and then I'll feel good so I'll have 15 more and then before I know it I have been completely over served and then I'm embarrassing myself in front of people that like I actually like admire because I'm like at an event and it's not good but I had a blast.

that being said, I just need to apologize to know a snap personally. Because I like, you know, every event I kind of like lock my eyes on one target. And he happened to be my target of the night. Because, and I'll tell you why, my little sister used to have the biggest crush on him. And I was trying to tell him that in a way that was like not creepy. And it came out like could not have been worse actually when you kind of put it all together. I was telling him that, you know, my sister has a huge. huge crush on you and or had a huge crush on you and um our grandparents live in like a similar place so like sometimes we would see you but it came out like my sister's obsessed with you and i know where you live and i know your exact house so just so you know like i'll see you next time

because i know where you live that's where you were when i when you disappeared yeah i was telling him i know where he lives exactly so perfect um he's such a sweetheart though i do hope to see him again and and let him know. I do know where he lives in a chill way, you know? Not in a, I'm going to show up way. No, I'm not going to do anything with it at all. It's something I keep close to my heart. Yeah.

And I always have. Yeah. And I treasure my friendship with Noah. And I've always said that. I've always defended him. I didn't get to talk to him. Oh, sweetheart. He was the bus.

Unfortunately, I fear he might not be talking to us again. But we don't know until we try. Well, you said it out loud in this space. So who knows? I talked with a couple people. I met Bobby. Podcast Bobby. I'm so curious about podcast Bobby.

Basically I've, okay, so basically like we walked in with Cody and Kelsey who mom and dad popped out for a night on the town. And it was really fun. And so we kind of like had a little squad. Here's Bobby right here. And like I've recently become pretty. good friends with Renee Rapp and Kelsey's like I want to meet Renee and I was like oh here's like this is Kelsey She is to die for Renee Renee Renee is The best yeah I think I spoke to her for a bit yeah she is the best and we just came really

We're really fast friends and so they start talking one and the same I literally walked away went pee came back They're still spilling beans I don't even know what they were talking about but it was just like really exciting conversation And then in exchange, Kelsey said, because you introduced me and Renee, all interest you in Bobby. Oh. And she did. And I talked to Bobby. Um, and then it was one of the, and Bobby's really sweet.

And then I invite her on the podcast. And I think she said no. We can't win them all. That's the thing. Or any, really. Yeah. In person. That's fine, though.

Noah Schnapp will probably come on. so bobby i'm sure and between drake and tyga well i'm really curious about what's going on with her and drake because i am too that interview was removed and they unfollow each other and i'm so nosy it was removed something tells me something tells me Drake is really like what's what's his flavor of the week he's like um okay it's like college football playoffs like I'm in the locker room with whoever's playing and I have their jersey on and I'm going on the field with them and then that event is over and then Adele is playing in Vegas and he's front row at Adele and then he comes out and hugs her on stage and he's like Adele's sure so it's just

like that and then he just simply moves on but why would that warrant unfollowing as well as completely removing the interview from the internet who knows and we are also cogs and whatever big plan so and we're talking about it on this podcast now yeah That's true. That could be PR. Yeah, whatever. We have to do something like that. I know, Brooke.

You think I don't know that? If you guys have any ideas for something we could do. We either need to do something really bad. We're really, really good. We're really good. Not somewhere in between. No. Because that's not what gets you.

I know. Let's plan. But what's our end goal? Something's like. Just all press is good press. Let's do something horrible then. Okay. That's fine.

Well, we can offline. Let's offline. or if you guys sign up in the comments about something horrible and tragic me and Brooke can do to make the news. I'm obsessed. Obsessed with that. So I'm talking to Bobby and then I didn't, I thought Kelsey was just being brave and was like, I'm going to introduce you to Bobby because I don't need to be Bobby.

But so she did. And then me and Bobby were talking for about like, it must have been 10 seconds max. And then Kelsey and Bobby started talking and I'm still kind of standing there. And then I was like, oh, I'm like not even in this conversation. I was there standing Bobby must think I'm a freak because I was standing three third person in their conversation for kids you know must have been five minutes. They had three subjects they covered and I was still right there. And then I finally was like, oh, I'm not on it. I'm not I'm not take one step back and see if they look my way to like check in.

They didn't notice I left. Oh, well you should have come over to me and Noah then. I couldn't find anybody. I would constantly like walk away. from one conversation and then do a loop and then walk into another conversation, realize I wasn't a part of that one, walk to the next one. I did get, I had a, I met and hit it off with Steve Lacey, which was cool. That's really cool.

I truly, he's lovely. He's lovely. Did not see anyone because I was so locked and loaded on NoShap for whatever reason. Yeah. Yeah. Steve is very cool. We got a photo and I obviously wanted to post that to Ethically Cloud Chase. Right.

Unfortunately, the photographer left me on red. You had a good, your outside lands post was a good ethical cloud chasing. That's kind of an ethical cloud chasing. It was all people, my friends. Can you not ethically cloud chase your friends? I guess you could. Yeah. I didn't know that was part of the rulebook.

Ethically clout chasing to me is like, I'm going to pretend like I'm friends with someone and make it look like it, but we're not actually friends. Oh. I guess if like... Then what is just like posting... I don't know. It's kind of more performative. Okay, yeah. I don't want to be...

I don't want to insult your dump because I love your dumps. But you do dump with a lot of people that have a lot of followers. No, Brooke. Baby, you have the best dumps. Yeah. Aw, sweetheart. No you. No, you. So walk us through that part of cloud chasing.

Is it cloud chasing? Well, I guess it's kind of an art. Like, it's like, why? fishing. Yeah. There's no, there's no way to do it. It's just people, different strokes, different folks, the SDF. But it's, like, the ones that I posted were like, oh, I got to, I got to run in, because

it's a festival, you don't, reuniting with old friends. Yes. And it was awesome. Outsidelands was, like, quickly became my new favorite festival. It was so fun. It's cold up there right now. That sounds amazing. It was gorgeous in the city.

All my friends live in, like, the marina area. Uh-huh. So we'd go out in the morning for like breakfast and stuff and then just head into, which was really close, Golden Gate Park. But once you get to Golden Gate Park, it's like you go in through Narnia. Is that where the festival is? Because I've never been to San Francisco. You'd go, well, you'd go into, it would be sunny and gorgeous in the city. And then as you step foot into Golden Gate Park, you're in a dense twilight-esque fog.

I would love to be in a dense twilight-esque fog right now. I know. I feel like I'm always kind of there like in my head but it would be nice to be there physically It was awesome and like Met a ton of Friends of the podcast

I actually saw two of my original merch hats at the festival And I saw a TMG hat That's really cool Yeah Yeah it was really cool It was just such a perfectly fun time There I am having a blast

Oh my God you look like you're having a blast We saw Fisher Oh my God, you saw Fisher? Yeah we saw Noah Cahan we saw Maggie Rogers Wow Zed is

if anyone ever gets the chance to see Zed like as stupid as it sounds I'm not I'm not hating on Zed because I'm about to say the best thing ever I've seen Zed 100 times you don't know a song by Zed do you? Yeah I do

I know tons of them probably You know every single one he plays Like it's it's You don't think you do But then it's like baby That's how I felt about Calvin Harris at Coachella. And I was like, I don't know who Calvin really is.

And then all of a sudden, and all at once, I know exactly who he is. It's like, oh, guess what? If you've been alive before, you know every one of his songs and you know every word and you know where every drop is. Yeah, I agree. Which makes it so fun too. Yeah, I agree. It's like those songs where you're like looking around and you know all everyone like in your vicinity and you're jumping around and you're looking at this person. You're singing.

You're singing. It's just such a blast. So it was an amazing time. No casualties. Someone did pass out and have a seizure next to me. That's so scary. I realize that the only thing I know about seizures is that I need to put my wallet in their mouth so they don't swallow their tongue. I thought you just had to hold their tongue.

Well, I turned the person on their side and then their friends were like, stop touching him. And I was like, where have you been? Are you nice friends? So I got the medic. And he was fine. Good for you. He literally sat up and was like, oh, no, I just have seizures. Like, I'm just like prone to seizures.

Wow. But I'm getting my wallet out. His friends probably like, Why is this stranger putting a wallet in our friend's mouth? You guys were MIA. That's scary. I would have no idea what to do in a situation like that. Well, I encourage everyone, including myself, now that I said it out loud, to look up what to do when someone has a seizure at festival.

Okay. But, yeah, someone took a video of me and said, the king of Venice Beach spotted at outside lands. I want to just make it known that I have no idea you were the K of VB. I want everyone to know. I've never claimed to be the K of VB. I don't have a crown Right Maybe we should get you one

No anyone from Venice Beach Can attest that I am not K of VB I would say that person is That's so interesting Because like I could think of so many titles for you That's not one that would come to mind immediately But that's cool that it came to this person's mind

I'm flattered And I'm flattered that everyone thinks that it would be holding a baguette at a festival What is it? That is a stick that I found I thought it was a baguette. Golden Retriever, he even has to have a comfort stick. I was leading the way. Was that your emotional support stick?

Yeah, well, it was nice to just have something so I could hold it up because they were taking people's flags. So everyone knew to look for my stick. So I had the stick the whole time. But actually, a baguette seems like a great idea because I don't want to wait in line for food and bread is a great thing to have, especially when you're out and like need carbs the whole day.

you're like drinking and whatever. But it was a great time. It's misty at the festival. Brooke, what did you think I meant by Twilight S fog? I don't know. I thought for some reason you walked through the Twilight S fog

and then came out into the sunny meadow. No, look, like there was never and look at night, even it's still foggy. So the lights all kind of low. See, I didn't know you were friends with that guy. Yes. No. No, no, no, no.

Nico. Wow. And that, and Dixie D. Yeah. That was like a tough pill to swallow. Every time someone tells me I look like somebody I'm like I don't know what I look like I guess

Do you think I look like Dr. Amy Novak? It's interesting because You know how people say like you should just never comment on someone's body? Yeah I would say that falls into it Sometimes because there are sometimes people will tag me in a TikTok that's like you look like this person And it's just like for me personally I didn't want to hear that right now Brooke how am I supposed to recover from this? Yeah I do I think that She's a gorgeous woman of course that goes without saying but sometimes, like, you just don't want to be thinking about the way you look, you know?

Yeah. And that brings things up, regardless of what the person looks like or not, you know? On God. Truly on God. But the funniest thing that happened on the weekend was the reason I originally decided to go, as because Hank was cooking at this festival. And I was interested to see how a live cooking show would go, probably like any other cooking show. Yeah.

But it was cool to, like, I don't know. festival so he was like potentially like I might need you to what is that like he was on stage as a musician would be just cooking it's not like the stage that was behind any of us it's like a smaller side stage in the village where they serve food and stuff okay and so day of I'm flying I leave variety I get home at 1 a.m. from the variety party I go home for three hours I take a nap and then I get up and I Uber to Orange County to fly out Orange County because for a direct flight I land he texts me guess who my surprise guest is this is at 9 a.m. on Friday I said to who he goes Shaq. Shack is cooking with me on stage. It's going to be amazing. I was like that is huge. He's like,

I was like so you don't need me and he's like no. Shack's coming on. So we go he did he need you originally. He goes on he was like maybe like if you want to do you want to do like jokes and stuff because we did that cook show with Oriana Maddox that one time. Right right. So we've like kind of done it before. Anyways, Shaq Bales, because we all were at Shaq, who goes by DJ Diesel, by the way. Is he still playing ball? No, he's no longer playing ball. Do you know why I said ball? Why?

Because I don't know which ball. Yes, yes, I do. It's basketball. Yeah, basketball. Yeah, but I was 99% sure I didn't want to take the 1% risk. You know what's crazy? He's like, he's doing everything in the world except playing ball. That's cool. He's already done that.

He does anything. Yeah, cool. He's so in his damn bag. So he's up there. He's playing the most hardcore guys. Dubstep. Does it like, I was like, all right, I like, this is crazy for him to be a headliner at this thing. And guess what? He came out.

He didn't even, you know how everyone's like, what do DJs even? do they even press buttons. He had someone come out and press the buttons for him. And he jumped around and he was like high energy and everything. He kept bringing random fans up on stage and it would be like people that look like Noah Schnapp, like

young snap. See, it's the last name thing. Oh, I can't do last name. No, I know. Anyway, he brought out like Draymond Green at one point which was cool. But the music was bad. I'll just say it. And it was crazy that all of these people were there

it was the most people I saw besides when we saw Noah Cohen. Noah Gaon. Noah gone had a ton of people. It's con. Can. Can? It's con. Con. No, you're good, man.

And anyways, it was a lot of people. 1975 had a lot of people too, but anyways. Oh, yeah, you didn't go to them? No. I forgot. Like, I literally... I genuinely did get you a ticket for when they come here, though. Oh, cool, yeah.

I'll go to that. I'm looking forward to that. Anyway, so we go over to... And you, Izzy. And so I'm, like, getting ready to leave DJ Diesel set. And Hank texts me, urgent, urgent, get here now. I need you here. Mind you, he's already told me I don't need you.

So I've moved forward with having four or five tall boy beers at DJ Diesel set. Because I was like, this is miserable. I'm getting drunk to listen to Dup stuff. So then he's like, I need you here now. You need to emce this cooking thing. And I'm like, what are you making? I'm making Shaq burgers. I'm like Shaq is not coming

Right I didn't prepare anything else I'm making Shaq burgers I go okay We're making burgers What makes a Shaq burger Different than just a burger Shack

Who was no longer with us Right so why couldn't he just call it a fib burger then I don't There was just not enough time To call it a fib burger No I don't know I don't know I was it was really

Or a burger If there's not enough time to call it a fib burger Okay So I go back They mic me up I go out Owen Hahn comes who's another Instagram chef

Man He's actually a ha ha haon He comes And then it was literally a 25 minute thing But everyone in the crowd was having fun It was like actually like 400 people 300 400 people like ended up like Walking by to go to a different set

We're like what's going on Because at one point I was like There's a bowl of lemons I was like Do you need these lemons? He's like no I just was like who wants a lemon I just like started throwing lemons out into the crowd. And they're like,

I want a lemon. It's crazy what people do for just like whatever when you're on an elevated surface with a mic. They're like, give me a fucking limit. Right.

As long as you like bring the energy. Yeah. And I was like, well, I did say this burger is going to make me nut and everyone got quiet. Perfect. So like it was clear that they weren't there for that.

But it turned out awesome. It was great. And after that, It was like an amazing rest of the weekend without a hitch in the world. What was your favorite part? Honestly, probably like an end of night jumping around like ZED or something. But like being in San Francisco and like the Marine area is really nice too. Like everyone, everyone was having a really good time.

I love it. Maybe I will go on one of these years. You really should. You should consider it. And then ACL is coming back. But because I like didn't sleep at all this weekend. because I was like sleeping on people's couches and stuff Which even if you're laying there your phone tells you

You know you were in bed for seven hours You're not asleep for seven hours You're like rolling and I was like hot and whatever And last night I had a sleep paralysis And a night tear Those are the worst Yeah

I get them all the time that I'm like I'm not awake but I'm in my bed And I'm trying to get out of my bed And I can't get out of my bed And then I think I got out of my bed But then I'm just back in my bed bed. But I'm asleep. That's what happened to me. And I was awake, but it gets worse. It gets scarier. So I'm just

trigger warning if anyone has these. It's kind of funny now. But like I was in my bed in my room. First time being alone all weekend, like after four days too, you know, I've been like with 10 people in someone's house. I'm laying in my bed. It happens. I can't move my arms. My legs are and I can't make a noise. And I feel like a woman with dark hair. Like, literally demon vibes and she's like come here and I was like okay no I like and I can't move and then I like go back to sleep and then I wake up like 10 minutes later it felt like and it happens again and I don't know if my eyes were open or what but like I knew what room I was in like I was conscious but couldn't move and the next one was just like a man but he was just like chilling

oh my god I never had a demon I had I had two demons one demon was like the girl demon was like bitch but the guy demon was just like honestly chill was there like he was like sorry I'm I don't know even know what I'm doing here so was even a demon or just a guy maybe maybe he was just yeah man yeah and he was I was visited by two spirits last two nights ago

not fun didn't happen last night I just had that dream that I fell off this of a moped oh yeah you were telling me about that I did not fall asleep last night oh yeah because you were busy it's not even because I was busy Well, I was staying up late because I've, you know, every few months I find like something to fixate on on TikTok. And now it's these like Harry Potter one shots or imagines, which back in the day were huge on Tumblr during the One Direction era of just like it's fan fiction, but it's like condensed to such a palatable length. It's like a paragraph.

I got one of these too. I know what you're talking about. Oh, you're so lucky then. Consider yourself lucky because it's a gift. And it's like if you're blank And this is what's happening Yeah well I'm gonna read them Okay yeah read them read them read them

I'll just read one because I could go on forever Anyway I was reading these till super late in the night And then just never fell asleep So they would just So I just kept picking them back up Yeah And then I'd try to fall asleep again And then I'd pick them back up

Isn't it weird Try to fall asleep again Your FYP is as obsessed with certain stuff as you are Yeah it's awesome My FYP understands me on a level that I don't understand myself I mean yeah Okay this is I'm not sure the scenario because I just screenshoted what's happening.

Oh, here I'm Potions Partners with Harry. And my go-to is they provide the scenario with all the characters. I'm only reading the Harry, Ron, Fred, and George right now. I've not expanded. Okay. Not doing great guy right now. The twins? Okay, gotcha.

I'm not really interested in the Slytherin boys. But I could see that changing in the future. Right. But right now, we're doing Gryffindor right now. Hit me. Okay. you and Harry were forced to be partners for a potions final and no matter how much you two pleaded to switch partners

Snape never gave in. You and Harry never got along much. You two just simply couldn't find any way to agree with each other on anything including how to go about this project and most of these are misspelled and incorrect grammar which adds to it. Does that mean it's a child writing this? Yes. Well we're like 14.

That's like those are the best years to be. It's fan fiction like just like you are dating. reading. It's not like smut, right? It can be whatever. So like most of these I would pay are... Reading smart from a 14 year old just... No, like, well, like you know when it's from a 14 year old because it's just like you're kissing.

Yeah. Oh, okay, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Okay. It's like 14 year old level. Yes. Action. Okay. Harry was never great at potions. You know that. And having Snapeas' as his teacher obviously didn't make it easier to him. You were forced to wait around until he finished his part of the project. He was simply taking way too long.

You feel your eyelids starts to get heavier as he drones on about how hard Snape's class was and how he was never going to get anything done. Harry wouldn't say that though, like IRL. He's not a complainer. Anyways, in this story he is, sorry. You're kind of, you're pretty right. So you took me out of the fan fiction right now. Sorry, sorry, sorry, you're good.

He stops speaking once he feels your head on his shoulder. Harry initially thought about moving you off of him. Oh, God, the one. Watermark is on top of the next word. That they need to fix that. But blah, blah, blah, blah. He looks down to try to wake you up, but stops when he sees how peaceful you are on his shoulder and decides to let you sleep for a while longer. That's so me.

Uh-huh. Once you wake up, he pretends to be upset at you for falling asleep when he needed help. When you ask why he didn't just wake you up, he goes silence, which is a subject. I kind of got chills. I know. Connor, me too. I was reading those eight hours

Yeah, because you updated us On Instagram, I saw that I go, damn, we're not gonna have Brooke with us Today on the podcast Well, I'm here, like I'm a little low energy But I'm here No, you're not low energy at all No, I think you should sleep less

Do you? Yeah, because you're like zoinked Right now Oh, I don't feel zoinct at all I feel like fine but like mellow You look at and you're acting it Oh my God I had no idea

Yeah I thought I was comatose It's like delusion, but you're killing it. Thanks. Oh my God, you too, man. Thanks. Anyway, that's it. I've just been reading a lot of this.

I have to, if I could be in any other world right now, it would be Hogwarts. Really? I just fine. It is just... Not Twilight? No, right now I'm going to Hogwarts. Great question, Connor. Very good question.

I would do Hogwarts over Forks right now. Gotcha. Hogwarts just like is a little more whimsical, which I like. Yeah, if you could have like one... power from the wizarding world. What would it be? Do they have powers? I thought they were just magicians.

There's a huge difference between a magician and a wizard or witch in this scenario. But I guess I'm just saying like if you could do one of the things that they do. And I'm not saying you can't just be like, oh, I'd have a wand and do all the spells. No, you could pick one spell that you would do with a wand. I have something I have to say really quick before we move on. Do I have something on my face? No, there's something a little bit effed up about the connotations behind wizards. and witch.

Witch is so negative and that's for girls and wizard is just like king. Feminist king. I'm looking at a feminist icon. Yeah, you're right. Connor, why do you think that is?

Sexism probably. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. I claim which. Yeah. Well, I think they had... Because you would have to specify

oh, she's a good witch where you do not have to specify wizards. And there are bad wizards. Would you call them warlocks? I would. Okay, but then why aren't we calling, why aren't we calling Draco a warlock?

Why are we not calling the mouth? Because he's a minor. Because he's a minor. Okay, why aren't we calling his papa a warlock? Because Lucius. Innocent until proven guilty. No, he's been proven guilty many times. Really?

He's a death eater. He's also has tenure at that university. He's not a professor. What is he? Are you thinking of Snape? Nope. I'm thinking of Blondie. He's not a professor.

He's just a death eater. Draco's dad is a death eater? Yes. Yes, 100%. Okay, forgive me because when I was younger from Texas, we weren't allowed to involve ourselves with the wizarding world of Harry Potter because... Via text. Because of Black magic, which went against Christian values, which were taught in our school.

Right. Okay. So he was not a professor? Not at all. What was he up to day to day? Bad. Did he have a job? His job was tormenting Harry.

He was the one that had Dobby. Dobby was his house. Dobby's like just not for me so I'm sorry that I need to bring it I would consider Brooke Dobby gives me the ick like I don't like looking at Dobby they could have made him cute he is cute Connor it's about personality do you ever think about personality or you just shallow I'm so I'm a shallow shallow end of the pool and that's okay then you you're missing out because Dobby's awesome and you're depriving yourself of the relationship that you could have here's the thing literal king between me and you you

Yeah. You're preaching DSDF? Walk a mile in my shoe. That makes me sick. I just wish you would let yourself get to know him because he's a little rascal. Dobby is so gross. So if I look like that, you wouldn't talk to me.

Brooke, Dobby looks like a ball sack. You need to admit that they, I'm just saying, let's move on from Dobby. I think he's precious. and spoiler alert his death one of the worst literary deaths of all time and I stand by that

standing firmly with my feet planted do you even know that? Do you even know that about him that you're talking a little bit dead? No he's like Schrodinger's cat he was neither dead nor alive until we checked he's completely dead so I don't know what to say just something to think about

what would your power be that's what i ask i don't do they that's well no what i ask is that but they don't have powers they're they're doing magic yeah and it spells okay so what would your but you can i also like it's all encompassing so like you're not necessarily doing a spell when you're flying on a broomstick like what would your piece of magic be that you would choose also cloak of invisibility not a spell it's cloak brooke i was going to say i would have loved the cloak of invisibility at the variety event on thursday you think i will wouldn't have left the cook of invisibility. I wanted to get really close to Sabrina Carpenter and like she's she's someone who I would like forget is like a real person

and I wanted to like get closer. I did not see any of the people that you saw by the way I was oh magical powers okay yeah magical powers. I can't read any of these things what do you mean like what are in obscurial an amygis maledictus la ligamacy I can't read these words it's I could just tell you like the English versions because I don't don't speak. That might be like a like Hogwarts Latin. Well I don't need. I don't need to speak parcel tongue.

Very good. I don't even speak. I hardly speak English. I can't read any of these words. Right. It's okay. You don't need to. I would,

what were you saying? Sorry. You're going to tell me some of the powers that in English so I can understand. Oh, you were talking about Sabrina Carpenter. You could you like the emigibility. At a lot of events, I'm like the biggest people watcher you will ever meet in your life to a point where I forget people can see that I'm staring at them. And I would love.

to just be hidden for a minute so I can really look at people. Right. And I would love to walk through that crowd and really like go up and listen to people's conversations and like hear what they're talking about and what they're getting into later.

Yeah. And et cetera. Good. I got to keep my suit from that event. They let me keep it. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah. It's pretty incredible.

Really quick, I'll tell you what I would, my power, and then we can go back to your suit. Yeah. Well, no, you didn't give me the list of powers yet. No, I'm just going to tell you my power. Okay. What I would choose. I would want to apparate. It was when you can just go from one place to another without moving. So it'd be like I could via my bed just get here at the, at the touch of a, at the touch of a finger. Really bad chill. Sorry. Um, no, I like that too. Transportation. Yeah. Apparation is a, apparation is the ghost that

was in my room. I think that's an aber. Aberration is a ghost. Maybe you're right. Then maybe I'm not and she was in my room on Tuesday night. Tell me, come in here. So she was a bad witch. She was a cunt. And she needed to get out of my room. Yeah. Did you tell her that? No, I couldn't speak. That's hard. I was without tongue. Oh my God, you were parcel tonguing? No, I was unable to parcel at that time. It was horrid. Let's talk about your suit. Because that is the suit. Yeah. That is that It's a good topic. Like, what do you wear at those kinds of things? Because I was feeling like very horrible, which I think is a contributing factor of why I needed 45 cocktails.

Well, the thing is about events and especially like I've gone to so many weddings this year. And they're all, they all say something different. So this one said cocktail chic. That means something different for everybody. Yeah, it does. That can be jeans to someone and a ball gown to the next person. Cocktail chic. Elegate casual.

those words don't go together they contradict each other right what did this event say country west cocktail chic or something like it's always like it's like country western Wall Street

they don't go I need them to give I need them to give on invites they should say this is someone that's going to be walking the perfect in the middle line as a man and as a like here's what, like, as a guy,

here's what you should wear. Yeah. Or here's a suggestion. You can wear something more casual if you want to be underdressed or something more formal if you want to be overdressed. I was told you could do super casual for this.

And so I said, every time I've gone super casual, I've been underdressed. Give me something overdressed. It's always better to be overdressed. Yeah. And there's me, there's me and Cody.

But I knew what Cody was going to wear. I asked. And Cody was wearing something very chic and high fashion. Like if you know fashion, which I don't hit what he's wearing is actually like it's it's really really. Yeah. Seems great. Yeah. Yeah. Um, my other outfit option, I think I sent it to you was was like a was like what could he was right? Right. I like the one that you went with. Yeah. A lot better. Yeah. But I am like you, you got styled for this. Right. Are you comfortable saying that? Yeah. Yeah. I've never done that and I always feel bad when I showed up to that. red carpet especially because I never have gotten like my hair makeup done but I'm also in a place where like if I did that I would also feel bad so why I don't know like I think I would feel like very impostery like I did not need to do that like I'm not important enough to be to be going through

that um well I my first step on the red carpet everyone put their cameras down and I said not everyone all at once and one photographer said I'm so sorry I don't know what you do and I said you know what I just need one photo from somebody. Like, can someone throw me the phone? And I said that to all of the photographers, and they said, yeah. And they took a couple pictures and I got them. That to me is, like, truly, like my worst nightmare is people taking pictures of me. You know, when I got out of the car at the event, I stepped inside of my purse, fell on the ground, and all of my belongings fell out.

And they were paparazzi waiting to take pictures of actual famous people. And they all went, ooh. I do know that because I was on the phone with you Oh And I heard all of your lip glass and stuff Hit the car Yeah Yeah

It was awesome It sounded like one of those videos Where people roll bottles downstairs Yeah Oh I adore them Oh can't stop I saved some on my phone Cannot stop

Do you prefer the ones of the bottles Rolling down the stairs Or of the ball Trying to hit the bottles When they're in a pyramid The bottles Because I'm always like Oh

I've thought about a Coca-Cola bottle Rolling downstairs How far is this I'm going to go The whole way I wouldn't adopt that Yeah and me neither The champagne? Yeah.

Let's watch some of those in the bonus and try to predict. The champagne, one step. Yeah. Right. And you would think that that's a sicker glass. You would, but you'd be wrong. Yeah. I'm just making sure really quick that I didn't miss anything important.

I do want to say one thing that we missed about the manifestation space, which we talked about last week, is that I said, I always get pimples on the temples of my head. And that next day, you got a pimple on your temple. And I said, I have never gone. one there the next day I woke up with like a literal tumor on the side of my head and it's kind of it's gone now because I've been squeezing it and putting pimple patches on it nonstop all week but that was truly like I have never gotten one there that's only and I wake up the next morning only place to get him here and here wild Connor like it's almost not worth talking about anything remotely negative in the space ever even if you don't think it's negative at first even if you're just talking about a personal experience that was maybe not positive, don't talk about it in case it happens to the other person. Facts on God. Yeah. Okay, hang on.

Can I take a quick breather? Yeah. We don't have to stop. I just want like, okay, cool. We have like seven minutes. Let's do seven minutes of as fast as we can pop culture. Seven minutes of actual pop culture heaven. I want to say last night something wild that happened that I saw is that since we always are

talking about the sciences and the arts as well and the mix of the two. Did you see Snapchat? Snapchat for no reason put an AI bot to chat with at the top of everyone's Snapchat feed. Right. Which people actually kind of played with and messed with and it was fun for whatever. Last night it completely stopped responding to people. I saw that.

Posted a one second story. What was a story? Something just like colors. Oh. It was what? Like a room. Oh, it's a picture of a room? Is that teasing?

It's a video? Teasing something? I hope it's teasing something, Brooke. That's not a good teaser if it's teasing something. No, but it's learning. Like a teaser's supposed to get you excited. What? I know.

I feel like this is bad news bears type of type situation. So it will no longer be responding to us? It's kind of doing its own thing now. It's leaving one direction onto like a solo career. Oh my God, horrible. Of taking down us, I think. I don't know because now it's just doing its own thing, which that's the whole point of AI and that's,

why the grandfather of AI, that old old man has said, I regret this. Oh, I didn't know the grandfather of AI was an old man. That's why he's a grandfather. I always thought,

you can be very young and a grandfather. Age is relative. But that is him. So he is an old man. Wow, I always expected someone like young, like from Silicon Valley or something. He is from Silicon, whatever.

But he said, he said, he said I regret doing, I regret making this. Well, someone else would have so it's fine no he said they he basically said the exact same thing is the guy that made the atomic bomb yeah oppy yeah oppy poppy poppy poppy um so we'll see what like i guess watch that space yeah because snapchat does have all of our data too so something really bad could happen

that snapchat's snapchat has always always always always been like like instagramchac took stories from snapchat right snapchets and the filters the AI filters all the filters Instagram like takes from them and they do AI and stuff Snapchat's always been like the first one on everything Do you think that all the snaps we've ever sent or something like floating somewhere in cloud?

Yes That's like that's terrifying Rick you don't think I'm scared No I do think you're scared If they all get boasted The podcast is over Everyone's no everyone's toast Everyone's gonna be over

I will never go outside I will never show my face again I'm moving But I would like to think that everybody Most people would feel that way backs on God Anyways That would be a terrible idea

Oh my God I'm like Getting like I'm bringing on a cold sweat I'm bringing on a hot sweat Let's trade I'd love a cold sweat Really?

Oh I would much prefer hot sweat Did you see Lil Tay pulled a strodinger's cat That's what I was going to bring up Okay I yeah walk me through this Because I've never heard of Lidtahe is Does anyone know who Little Tay is? Does anyone know who Little Tay is?

basically, okay, so like she basically, she was one of the first like flex people like on Instagram where I was like, I'm 16 years old and I already bought a house, you know? It's like, what are you doing? What's your excuse? She came out when she was like 11 and just like had a grill and chains

and she was on like a Maserati and had all cash and she's like, I'm Lil Tate and Iga I spend so much money, I'm blah blah blah blah blah like all this stuff like she's but it turned out it was all fake and her mom is like renting these things to like exploit her and like get her famous so that she can make money off

the daughter and then so last week out of nowhere because i haven't heard about this woman this little girl i don't know i'll show you anymore but i haven't heard her name in so long they're like little day died right and her brother's missing it's like okay that's that's spooky right like something evil is afoot and i'm thinking the parents absolutely killed these kids wow and then it comes out Lil Tate says, I'm actually totally good. And she is. She's stroding her cat. We checked on her and she's alive.

Do we know who said that she was dead? Her brother, did her brother hack her Instagram account? I think he was just so random. Oh, so a hacker. It's just like, let's- Wait, she post, it was from her Instagram that she said I'm dead? Yeah. Then how would people think that she was dead if she was posting that she's dead?

Well, it said like from the family of, oh, oh. She's dad. brother's dead and then I heard that her brother had hacked whatever can the hackers do something hackers seem to be so capable let's get them a job yeah let's get them a job doing like hack something else I something well that's how the FBI finds some of their greatest resources is through bad bad hackers yeah but let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's not hack little tays Instagram no no no I agree go to the FBI and use your powers to fight crime yeah hell no hell if I would

What's the saying? What am I trying to say? Hell if I know. Maybe that. Mix with Lord knows I would. Lord knows I would. Hell if I would. Hell if I would.

Hell knows I would. Hell knows I would. Well, like I I'm glad she's a lot. Yeah. Me too. Not question mark. Sorry.

I'm glad she's alive. Yeah. That's spooky. No, it's just like, this raises a lot of things. And she's back in that. spotlight now. Although it is. So kind of like all presses, Brooke, oh my God. That's, I should have done this. I was literally about to say like, not that I want, I would ever want this to happen to me,

but I do sometimes think, and this is normal, because I ask my therapy. Hey. Like, and I think people think about dying in the sense of like, what would my funeral look like? Who would come out of the woodwork? Like, who's giving the eulogy? Like, who's missing me so horribly? Like, I made a TikTok on this. Oh. I want to have a pre-funeral. funeral. Yeah, people do that now. Yeah, like if I'm going to die, first of all, I want to be my own. I'm having sex with my ex one more time. In fact, coming to my funeral. And then I'm having like a big funeral party. Yeah, blowout. A big funeral blowout. I'm not dying, guys, we're good, but everyone's, you, if you plan on giving a speech at my funeral, you're doing it in front

of me first. Yes. Oh, my, wait, Larry David did this. I know. Oh, damn. No, that's okay. You just said, You just said a thing. No, I know. I'm saying we just like have too much of a parallel thought. It's okay. Parallel thoughts are okay. Yeah. This idea has been around for a long time.

Pretty funeral funeral. Yeah. Would you want to do it when you're like almost going to die or when you're complete good health and sprightly? Well, you could die tomorrow. You could die tomorrow. So I want to do. Let's change the subject. Okay.

You didn't get enough sleep. I know. I'm not ready. So the thought of death is making you shake. Yeah. Sometimes it just hits wrong. I hate that. You know exactly what I mean.

Like sometimes you're completely fine and all of a sudden it's like... Your blood leaves your body. Yes. Hate it. All right, let's move on. Yeah. How's Frank feeling in your lap right now? Good.

I'm glad I brought him to emotionally support me. Oh, ask me about my shirt. Oh, tell me about your shirt. Well, before we... I made it. I knit it. I haven't knit a piece of clothing in so long because I have really only ever knitted like sweaters. And I forgot.

Like, you can knit. something for the summertime too yeah no one's no one's stopping you no one's ball and chaining you yeah to wintertime clothing yeah via crochet knit I knit sorry huge huge difference

fuck me you're good I'm gonna take a crochet in class though you should because there are things you can do with crochet that you can't do with knitting you can't put you can't put broke in a box no I wouldn't suggest it if I were you anyway busted through baby come on come on all right let's go what do you say about going

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