Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Am I Boring?

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

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Brooke, that was hysterical. I need to apologize in advance for whatever performance I gave today. Just NyQuil DeKill combo. You know the drill. No, I do know the drill. When Maggie was in town, that's what I was on. I was on that. Yeah.

things. I was on that serious combo. I really do act like a man when I'm sick. I can't tolerate it. Cannot do it. That's a myth. It's not. No, it's not at all.

It's really not. I think I'm the only man that I refuse to acknowledge that I'm sick until I'm sick all the the time. Yeah. I think I would rather go through childbirth than have a cold. I really feel that way. There is nothing like when your ear goes out. There's nothing like it to me.

Night years are always out, man. When your ear goes out, period. That was the end of the sentence. No, when you're, that feeling when your ear goes out, whole, like, are you like, cough central today? I am a bit. I'm trying not to do it. I have a cough drop, but I don't want to bother people with the sound of that.

dancing around my imbeciline hitting the hard edges of my embezzle line Did you see that I In feed posted my tooth gap? I know I was going to comment But then I was like I was going to say I want to squeeze Myself into your tooth cap

Yeah But then I was like I'm going to not acknowledge the tooth gap Just in case you Well everyone's saying Oh it's really not that bad I thought it was going to be worse This is after like a full

Over a month of it being closed and that was a really good angle. I think it's a little bit bigger than that. But I appreciate the kind words. Thanks. What's the ETA on the closure? I think like another, it seems to be going slower than I anticipated.

So I would say probably another month and a half. I still don't feel comfortable like having it out in front of anyone, just a select few. But like I feel I'm always, like if my invisibilizer is out and I'm eating, I'm covering my mouth when talking to people. Oh, Brooke. you got to let your gap. You got to let your hair down and your gap.

What I'm so confused about is it must have been at least kind of like this before. So what was I doing then? Living my life like that. You were rocking out with your cock. I was like, whoa. Speaking of rocking out with your cock out. Oh yeah. Give it to me.

Something bad happened to me and my cock and balls. Okay. I hope they're okay They're not really I took a bath which I never do And I hadn't since I got John My cat and he was very intrigued by it And he was just being so cute

Like sitting on the ledge of the sink Like staring at the bath And so I took a picture I was not in it obviously But I took a picture of him on the edge And there was like a little bit of the tub visible So you could see that he was staring into the tub tub and I think like maybe my foot was in it. However, what was also in it was that thing that

you pull the lever of so the drain can close or open. It's just like that reflective, that reflective circle. Okay. You familiar with that reflective circle? Brooke, I looked into the reflective circle yesterday and I said, man, if anyone else saw this reflection. So yeah, imagine my shock when I post that on my snap story, close the app, open it like 30 later. over 600 responses. My cock and balls were out in the reflective circle. You are lying.

No. And not only that, you're in the fun house full of the mirrors. It was a fun house too. Yes. Yes. Did it expand your? Yes.

Uh-huh. That's awesome. You were dilating. Yeah. That was that. Yay. I mean, it has to happen at some point.

It does. It does have to happen at some point. It was innocent. That's all I can say. You know what? That's fun. I'll say it. I wouldn't say fun. I'd say it was innocent. Maybe not fun for you, but it's fun. They know your heart. You weren't going to intentionally. They know way too much with my heart now. They know your heart from the inside out. But I just think like you have one slip of the tongue, one slip of the finger.

Every now and then, you know, that was like when I posted my be real. of my straight up penis. And do not make me laugh. Do not. And I could not delete it unless I took a new one. It just makes you like, take a new be real. Take a new be real. No one screenshot of that.

But someone had to have seen it. It took me so long because there was water on my screen. Oh, I had a lot of screenshots. I think just because you need like you kind of needed to zoom in, you know. And you can't do that. Just a double check. double check what am i what am i looking at here i'm waiting for it to go on reddit and it's not which i'm almost like i'm not like slightly offended by yeah you need to there i don't know if there's a

female equivalent to l psg yes in o two classic but it is like i can't stress enough so fun house vibes it's just bizarre the way that we're synced up because i i was getting into the shower in my new shower my apartment and i looked and i was like Oh, that's fucking sick in the head. Yeah. Why did they make it reflective? There shouldn't be reflective surfaces in the, in the restroom. They need to absolutely.

Even a mirror. Or you should be able to have a, like, a screen that you can open and close on top of the mirror when applicable. It should be matte. It should be Matt. It should be Matt. It should be Matt. Gulp. Now it's given me anxiety about all the times I've...

I've been like a little titchy before and taken a picture because my mirror was steamy. It was just like just my face and I'm like, I'm posting this on my story. And I have posted on my story and been like, that's so weird that you just did that. Posted a steamy picture? Like, steamy picture. Like, yeah, like I'm fully naked and I'm like, ah, crazy. And then I posted it. You're always fully naked though when you think about it.

Everyone's naked underneath their clothes. Oh my God. You're always fully naked. Yeah. Things can change really quickly. They can in a blink of an eye. They totally can. But thankfully,

like posting a nude is not what it used to be. Like, do you remember Vanessa Hudgens's nude and how that was like the end of the world? No. It was when we were in middle school and her nudes leaked and it was like, oh my God, this is the end of like the world

as we know it. Like our beloved child star like has a body. But now it's just like, okay. Oh, my God. Like, news would have gotten you canceled, whereas now it's like pop off. Which I think it's like one good way that our society has flipped. What? Yeah, in case your bathtub exposes you.

Right, yeah. If the kind of like canceling that happens now happened back then, like you would have gotten canceled for nudes. What happened with her nudes? They leaked. I guess they, I guess they were intended for Zach. And Zach's eyes only. Oh, so someone hacked her phone? Someone might have hacked the mainframe, yeah.

I guess that's how you had to do it back then. You had to hack someone's phone. Unless it was Zach who released it, which it was not. Gosh, he didn't hack her phone. He's Zach her phone. That's hysterical. Thanks. Maggie asked the other day before one of the shows, she was like, do you ever,

she was like, I never do puns. Do you do puns? And I was like, hell no. I do so many puns. No, you do. Sorry, I'm quick-witted. Like, a guy like me. it's hard it's not your fault not do a pun i don't want to do puns i was born to to pun it up baby i think men

do puns a lot more than women yeah they have the gene yeah they have the pun just another way men and women differ it's two for today i like your sweater i knew you would like this sweater and that's why i wore it today but my hat doesn't match but my hair looks like no i also love uh in Pattern pattern clashing. Yeah, I saw someone where... I think it works. It does work. I don't know about camo and this specific...

I think it works. Wait till you see my new office. It's about to drop. Pattern clashing out the waz. It's spectacular. From what I've seen. Thanks, honey. Maggie said the funniest thing the other day.

What? So we were on tour. We were in Salt Lake City last week. And... she was so funny and and someone at the venue was like wow essentially said like ultimately said you're so funny for a girl kind of thing like oh girls are fun like in so many words you're so funny like for a girl yeah essentially and she I heard it happen and I was like oh my god so wait that was somebody while she was on stage no like after the show

in between the two shows. Nice. She comes back in the room and she's talking about it. She goes, somebody checked this girl for a dick. She's so funny. She was like, like, this girl must have a penis because she's just hilarious. I love it. Oh, that made me, that made me cry my eyes out.

I love her. I really do. She's hilarious. Like one of the only guests we've had, like alongside Cat that people have been. sweet too which like it means that means the world so thank you thank you guys for being respectful and nice to a woman

yeah that's where you know you all expected more from her so just kidding love that expected more from her we were in Salt Lake City last week and I had never been to Utah except driving through genuinely I was I was joking about the Mormonism that allegedly happens in Utah and specifically Salt Lake City. That's actually

like I did. I brushed up on my research. Factually, that is like the home of Mormonism. Yeah. So many, so many Mormon individuals and ex-Morman individuals came to my show. The bartender said it was the most amount of mocktails they've ever sold. Wow. And the least amount of alcohol they've ever sold. I didn't drink at all like during the shows Like at the second show I had like half a beer and I was like So lightheaded and faint because I forgot that we were at altitude

Yeah Because I was thinking salt lake city that's the ocean We're at sea level totally Not the case I didn't like a lake can be salty Actually it can't like they canceled that lake that like is dried up as hell I think. Yeah.

May it rest. But anyways, there's so many Mormons there. And then I was scared that I was going to be blasphemous. Mormon people are so chill. Oh my gosh. I was so like surprised in a good way. I was just like, wow, you guys are awesome. I had such a great time.

Those are some of my favorite shows I've ever done. I've met one Mormon person, I think, in my life. And it was not what I was expecting. Like they were just like really normal and chill So I'm true like the only thing I knew about Mormonism Was Book of Mormon at that point. So yeah I was also yeah

I guess just like other religions like you don't have to be like Mormon you know just like I'm not like a Hasidic Jew I don't know if it works that way but I think it might I think it might as well And I know that there's sects There's got to be sects There is sexes Always sex.

There's no sex. There's no sex. There's no sex. That one's hard for my invisible line. That one's hard for my normal mouth. Yeah. But they were there and they were amazing. The one thing that I noticed just straight up is they are all so hot.

Like really? Yeah. Probably the most attractive demographic just like by volume. I didn't know that. Yeah. Like pretty much gorgeous, healthy looking people. Well, maybe it's because they don't drink. It could be because they don't drink.

I also think that genuinely it's something to do with the religion where it's like, I think that they strive for perfection. And obviously your looks, the closer to God, the hotter you are, the closer to God. Fascinating. I may have made that up, too. I may have made that up. I just want to be straight up. But we went and we saw the temples.

They are massive. Like, unbelievable stuff. stature on these on these things they are of an unbelievable stature they're mad they're huge like i was just thinking like oh it's a church no it's like it's like a building is that the tabernacle what i don't know what that i don't know what you mean by tabernacle i think that's christian okay wait can we look up tabernacle that's going to be a word that's stuck in my head before it's is he back on the keys we got izzie back on the keyboard today is show me tabernacle baby. Give it to us, baby.

That, yes. So not at all. Not like even like one percent what I had suggested. It is a portable tent-like sanctuary or a receptacle for storing the Eucharist. What's that, Connor? Oh, you don't even want to know what the Eucharist. Oh, gosh. Then what am I thinking of? What's the Mormon temple called?

The temple. Oh. Nice. Well done. Maybe it's just called. the temple. Yeah. Nice. Maybe I just got my teeth confused. Oh my gosh. You're getting your tees crossed. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that, sister. Now, I didn't see any polygamous. And I was, I was concerned that. You don't just see them. I guess that they would just be outside.

They're not all just like having group sex in front of you. Not that that's what polygamous do, by the way. I'm just saying like you wouldn't, I don't know if that's what they do. Brooke. Yeah. What's up? We can't, we can't walk on eggshells with the polygamists. They probably do have group. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not familiar with the community. Also, non-pologamists also have group sex. Yeah. Yeah, sure. And I'm not saying. I'm just saying you wouldn't be able to look into the crowd and I immediately identify a polygamist. But I'm also, I also think Mormons have strayed away from that.

They have. And I know that because I just watched Heretic. Right. Heretic. Yeah. Heretic? I'm right. Heretic? Heretic, baby. Heretic.

Why is it? Why? That's how the word is pronounced. What? Your, I, your pronunciations are so unique on a lot of different words. Heretic? Yeah. Oh, gosh. I had no idea.

But yeah, there, Sophie Thatcher and, oh, I'm blanking on. on the other girl. She was great, too. The two girls are Mormon missionaries going door to door. And then Hugh Grant has them come into his room and play a game. Oh, why have we talked about this last week? I think I, we, yeah, we did. Yeah.

But anyway, Sophie Thatcher's character was saying that they've strayed from polygamy. That's why I know that. They have. And so I learned that the founder Joseph Smith, which by the way, if they're saying it in heretic, it has to be true. Well, heretic is facts. They said that Joseph Smith had like 14. Oh, wait, no.

14 wives or he married a 14 year old? Probably both. I think both because that show under the banner of heaven. You remember that show from a few years ago with Andrew Garfield? That was Mormonism. Okay. And like the early story. 40 wives.

You know what? I'll say it. 40 wives is too many wives. 40 wives and one of them was 14. Yeah. Included a 14 year old and others who were already married. Okay. Okay.

Well, the Mormon church has said for the first son that it's founder, Joseph Smith, had up to 40 wives. Okay. I don't know 40 people, you know. Imagine every night being like, oh, we had. like you want to go to dinner can you make the resi for 40 impossible we can't get a reservation anywhere well Connor maybe if you ask your echo show 13

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Nice. Oh, Brooke. That's just funny. Thanks. Got it off. It's on the ground. So randomly, out of nowhere, I'm taking off from New York last night, and I see Jake arching his back in front of the St. Louis arch. And I say, oh, my gosh, I'm heading there randomly.

I'm in St. Louis right now because I'm going to Missou this afternoon. And you're on your own tour, not Jake's tour. I'm on my own tour, but randomly I ran into Jake in his squad last night. And they got me like the sweetest thing ever. They got me a room at their hotel. So that's where I'm right now. That's so sweet. Yeah, I'm at the four seasons.

Yeah, I'm at the four seasons. Wait, were you staying at a different hotel? I would stay at the airport, airport hotel. That's like connected to the airport. Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah. And now I'm at the four seasons kind of living it up. Wait, show with your four seasons room.

I can't like move the, it's, to be honest, it's like just a room. Oh. Yeah, it's like a hotel room. But at the four seasons? I'm thinking like White Lotus. Oh, I mean, okay. Like obviously, this is unbelievable to me. And the bed is, I could eat the bed.

Like, I will eat the bed. If I was getting the option to, like, if you eat this bed, like, you could have the bed. If you eat it, like, we'll put one in your house. I would eat it. I'd find a way to eat the whole bed. Yeah. It's like, I'm going to probably try to steal the comforter. But it's not like fancy fancy.

It's not as nice as the hotel that we stayed in in New York. Oh my God, I miss it. I miss it every day. Can I say something so insane? I have to go backwards in time. How insane was it when everybody thought if you buy a wardrobe, like a cabinet off of Wayfair, you got, you got like, you were buying a little, like, you were buying a person. They remember when Wayfair was being accused of human trafficking?

No? They're putting kids in the cabinets. And when you buy a cabinet, there's a kid in it. No, I've never heard that in my life. Are you serious? Issy, do you remember what I'm talking about? Yeah, and they, like, named the dressers. The cabinets and the dressers were all names like, um, Jessica, the Jessica dresser.

And they're like, they're naming them after kids because there's a kid in the dresser. I don't recall. Oh, my gosh, Brooke. It was like something that it was all consuming for me. It's probably all I thought about. Wow. Like in all of these. There was like genuine people conspiracy there as being like my spidey senses are tingling.

What's with these storage cabinets, quote, quote. Extremely high prices all listed with girls names and identical units selling for different amounts. Like they thought that there was like people in the dressers. Oh, I literally had no idea. Oh my gosh. I thought. I mean, is anyone laughing over there? I can't see you guys.

Not right now, but I thought you're just telling me something. I mean, I was, I wanted to laugh about how insane it was. I mean, it's probably not, I mean, I don't know. I'm so torn on if it's so insane like schizophrenia or if it's like, well, I think conspiracy theorists could literally look at anything and find a theory. And it just happened to be those storage cabinets. Oh, a way for sex trafficking lie. Okay.

Oh, Q&A. By Q&O. Okay. Me, me spewing Q&O. Conspiracies. Great. I have to say, there was one time I got gotten so good by Q&O. You got God?

I got gotten so insanely. And I've been vigilant ever since then. I've been more vigilant. But I truly almost came on to this podcast, like, two years ago and spouted like QAnon, thinking that I was like doing the Lord's work. And we just so happened to have not like gotten to it that day. Like we just started talking about other random shit. I thank God every single day for that.

What was it? I'm not saying. It was bad. Thank you. Look, you already said that you learned that it's not true and that's good. I'm too scared. Tell us what it is. Come on.

After what I did with the sushi last week, I can't. What do you mean? Oh, I'm in a controversy. Okay. You have to tell us what your Q and on. There he was. It was sound of freedom related. And let's leave that at the door.

Yeah, we don't have to touch it. And let's leave that at the door. Okay. What happened with your sushi? My sushi triangle. What happened with you? It has a name, which I, I, I, I did know that it has a name.

I didn't know the name at the time at the time of the podcast last week. It's Onagiri, which is the sushi triangle. And it's not specific to Arawan, which I did know that. I did know that it is sold other places. What I will admit to not knowing. I did think the cooked tuna part was specific to Arawan. Like I thought that was a unique spin on a traditional dish. Yeah.

I don't think that's the case. So it's one of the. those remember when I said that I love what's that song I thought was originally I will always love you yeah I was like oh I love I love Dallie Barton's cover of I will always love you and then I got like completely clobbed because she wrote it she was the original

yeah it's what's happening to me now with the ownagiri is similar or coming down your your go let just like a lot of reachouts and comments saying we also have a sushi triangle No, just like what it's called and that it's where I can find it. It's fine. Are you upset by this? No, I'm not. I'm not upset by it.

But I do think it made me seem a little bit stupid, which is why I didn't want to go into something that also makes me sound stupid. Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back. It is. It's better some days than others. And what I'm saying is that after the onigiri, it's, I'm feeling. a little bit more like I need to protect myself. Let your hair down, girl. No.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. How was your weekend? I haven't talked to you. I feel like I haven't talked to you a long time. But I guess it's been the exact same amount of time as usual. I actually talked to you last night, but. My weekend was good, Connor. I'm drawing a blank as to what.

as to what I did. But I think it was relaxing and good. I've been practicing for, I have a performance coming up. I saw that. Our friend Channing hit 5,000 subscribers on YouTube. So we're doing a 5K for her, which means that we're doing like a talent show

that will be live streamed. She's running that. And I have three performances. One I feel really good about. And this is me singing by the, way. The other I just don't need to learn the words. The third I'm about to back out of. What's the third? It's a duet with Channing. I'm not going to give it away. But she is no one, Channing has an exceptional voice. And I sound like complete shit on it. It's not my range.

Channing has a good voice? Yeah. No, I can't give you a sneak peek because it will ruin the set list. But she has such a good voice. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah. So I think I'm going to be. tap out of that duet with her but I'm excited for my my big number and I've been practicing a lot so that's what I did this weekend I started a new show which I don't really watch reality TV

but I've been watching Baylon out loud do you know what that is? Oh yeah she has she has Tourette's she was big on TikTok I have truly I have truly never been more inspired by someone in my life than this girl.

Like what she goes through and her perseverance and outlook, I mean, I can't even, I can't even fathom it. Like me with my cold, like complaining out the waz. And like she is just such an inspiration. I really would recommend that show. And she just has such a good sense of humor about everything, which I feel like you definitely have to. in that situation.

And I just, her boyfriend is just like, that's warming my heart. He's so sweet. She ticks so much less around him because she feels so comfortable. She says he's like her medicine. And that gave me goosebumps.

Oh my God. Thanks. I just got chilled. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's a sweetheart. I did have, I did have to turn it off yesterday because her boyfriend's parents are really religious. And they went to, um, their house. And she kept screaming that,

she's pregnant and so that was that was that's one i'm i'm kind of inching through that scene slowly um but it's so good you guys should watch that's so funny it's it's really it's really so good yeah it's really so good oh my gosh but i shouldn't have mitigated the tick but i think that that's very funny yeah she has said she doesn't like which like yeah of course when people come up to her and just repeat her tics to her, which is like crazy that people even do that. Can you imagine? No, that would suck.

Yeah. But she's so just like beyond. Wow, I'm going to watch it. Yeah. Because I need a new show and I kind of don't want anything heavy. I want something light. And she, another thing that I was loving is she was learning how to ride a bike.

And because her ticks like, it involves like movement of her body too. So she like can't drive or anything like that. but her dad was like you have to keep your hands on the handlebars and she had developed a tick this is relevant to the episode last week she had developed a tick that was her screaming for narnia and she had to raise her hands for it so she kept ticking that specific tick while riding the bike i love her oh my god that's so funny she's great trette's so mind-blowing like it's just like what it's it's just in your head and you can't

I guess it's neurological. You can't not do it. And if you try and suppress it, it makes it much worse. And it's like, uh, contagious is not the right word. But like if you hear as if you have Tourette's and you are with them on the Tourette's, you can take on their ticks. Yeah. Yeah. You can take on their ticks. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So yeah, it's a great watch and like I'm learning about. something that I really knew nothing about. I just, yeah, I'm feeling like she's just the strongest, the strongest girl. I don't, I haven't been able to cry a lot recently, but I did, but I did cry it. Is that because of, so many emotions. I'm laughing, I'm crying. What? Is that because of meds?

That I can't cry. Yeah. Yeah, I was, I think so. Yeah. I was talking to Jake about that. Yeah, I was talking about that too. I cry. I cried last.

night. I was on my flight. And it was the most perfect flight I've ever been on in my life. We didn't even go that high. We like stayed pretty low. And so I could see the ground all the time. Is that a thing? I don't know. We weren't going. I mean, it was New York to St. Louis. I just probably that's not a thing. We weren't that high. I don't know what to say. We weren't that high in the air. There is no way that you flew from New York to St. Louis and could see the ground the whole time. Brooke, I could see the ground. And I say, with my chest the whole time. Is he?

Am I being, like, there's no way. Wait, why are you fashion? I was looking at the ground. In general, no planes are not flying significantly lower than they used to. Oh, at night. No, generally, they don't fly lower at night. Okay, I'm just, I'm just... Hey, how about you ask your pilot dad?

Okay, I will. Like now? I will ask my pilot. He's not going to answer. He never answers on the first try. Okay, ask your pilot sister. Okay, he'll text her. But I'm just telling you, like,

verbatim. What should I say? Just sometimes planes fly lower? No, be like I saw the ground last night on my flight, my entire flight from New York to St. Louis. Did I? Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm texting an outside source and you're not just like, yeah, oh my gosh, crazy. No, because there's no way. During my flight from NYC to STL. Is that random? Yeah. Yeah. How random. Yeah. Let me see.

Okay. Well, anyways, I was in the seat and I was playing my like sad playlist, which includes Boston by Augusta. Do you know that song? No. I'm going back to Boston No I don't know it You don't know that one?

No Well I can't play Make me a playlist We'll get copyrighted I will It's a I'm going back to Boston I think I'll start a new life

I think I'll start over When no one knows my name It's so sad It's like Because they're going to Boston That makes me sad too Well they're moving out of some I don't know where

where they were before Boston basically. But this person is saying, I think they're breaking up. Is my understanding. I'm going to go back to, I'm going back to Boston. I think that's where they're from. So they're like,

I'm giving up. I'm going back to Boston. I'm starting over. I'm going to start. The word Boston just lost all meaning to me. Boston. Boston. I know.

Sorry, Boston, Boston. Wait, no. No one knows their name here in Boston. So I don't know how they're going back to Boston and no one knows their name as well. But maybe no yeah maybe they were a nobody when no one knows my name. Oh my gosh. I got to look into the song. But if anyone wants to have like a good look out the window of a plane, a train or an automobile and feel like they're going back to Boston in a way.

Listen to Boston by Augusta. It like it's just so emotional. It's like anyways. So I started tearing up for no reason. Yeah. I have no, I don't relate to the song. Well, you do cry more on plane, science. Science. Hello.

And sometimes planes fly lower. Hello. But I was sitting there. I was kind of tearing up. And the stewardess comes by and goes, would you like a drink? And I was like, oh, like an alcohol. And I was like, oh my gosh, she recognizes me. doesn't recognize me

she was feeling sorry because I was crying oh that's so sad I wasn't like yeah I got it for free for sure that's so nice

yeah it was nice I had a beer on the plane for free some plight dependents are just like the sweetest people in the world and some are the meanest

and there's no in between 100% I've recently come into some some luck and all of mine have been like the sweetest people

on the planet that's nice it is nice Brooke it is nice I think I would be a good flight attendant I think you would too I don't think you'd remember to bring anyone anything they asked for though

you know what I love but you'd have a good attitude I'd have a good attitude about it actually I'm so scared of flying I'd be freaking I'm freaking out you guys I'd be walking up down the aisle and be like is it going to be okay to like I just what actually has worked

and it's so simple is me being like you're safer right now than every single time you get in the car. Yeah. One concept that I am obsessed with and I think that we can implement everywhere is the flight attendant call button where you just push it. It goes ding and then it lights up and the light stays done until a flight attendant comes to you and addresses the needs of the people. And I think that we should be using that.

I don't know like a bartender probably listen to this is going to kill me. I think that would be really useful at a bar. If you just push a button in, your light came on. I have never pressed the flight attendant button of you. Oh, God, no. I would never call the button. Right, so I wonder if we would press any other button. The bartender button, I would.

My sister responded. What'd she say? Sometimes when it's really clear out, you can. There's no way. Are you calling my little sister a liar? I just don't think there's a way. There's a will. I mean, my own research.

I mean, you just had a pilot. respond and answer. You see the ground flying in a commercial aircraft. What does it say, Brooke? Come on, tell us. In good visibility conditions, pilots of airliners cannot see

the ground directly beneath their aircraft, but they can see the horizon in the runway. What? I think that just straight up means they can see what's in front of them, but they literally can't look down because they're flying a plane. Hello? There's, I mean, there's no way at the top of your flood.

like height. Brooke, why are you? I just, I'm just like, I have my contacts in. I have 2020 right now and can barely see the screen.

So I really, worry about it. I can't. I just like, I don't. I can't. Oh my gosh. And I can?

No. No. You can't. I don't. You think I want to see the ground? Yeah, I do, actually. As if like me seeing the ground

will, we'll make us land like a pillow if we crash. Oh, at least the ground's right there. Oh, the ground that you'll be hitting? Yeah, it is right there. Can I ask you a question? Yeah.

I've seen so much stuff on my internet interfaces about like everyone needs to stop talking about what's going on with the New York influencers. But I haven't seen what's going on with the New York influencers. Same. I saw one just now. I think people talking about it, but what's actually happening. Okay. I just saw one here.

I know, and I think it explained everything. So there is a fashion girl. Okay. And I don't want to like prolong anything for anyone, so I'm not going to say who I think it is. But I guess someone said that it's just boring. And they've seen everything. And then I guess she responded.

And the original TikTok that said that New York influencers are boring didn't really garner any attention. And then she responded and was like, you're a bitch, by the way. And then the original TikTok, like, you know that little search bar? Yes. Find me the original. That original blew up and it like backfired. And now everyone's like, wait.

That's definitely a pitfall of addressing the comment. Yeah. There's been a little bit of a coup. And when I say coup, I mean, C-O-U-P. Because now people are like waking up. up and they're like, wait, these influencers are boring. But I don't know. It's scary now that I'm there.

I was, I was scared it was about me. Your New York influencer. I was scared it was about me. And then I was like, oh, wait, this is like, really not. Like, I was like, am I boring? No. Am I boring? No, definitely not.

I don't think so. What's beautiful about you and I is we have a niche that actually can't be can't be niched again i think boring i would not be offended if someone called me boring you wouldn't no i'm only offended when people call me something that i'm already insecure about myself i have no insecurities about being boring yeah you're not boring but i think that uh repetitive but when someone calls me like stupid then i'm like holy like that gets me you're offended by stupid yeah i am wow i had no idea idea. Not offended, but like that, that gets to me. I love when people think I'm stupid because I'm,

like, I don't know a fact. And it's like, okay, you spent your time studying geography. I was given a gift by God. People think we're really stupid because we don't know that Advil and Motrin are the same. But we do. I just still think Motrin doesn't work as well. I know it's the same. I didn't. And so what? Why is that like... But right, why would you be expected to know that? No. Mm-mm. That's not something that I would be like, oh, that makes someone stupid,

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C-Sight for details. But I still stand by the fact Motrin does not work as well. I'm going to stand by that fact. Well, do you think it's just a smaller dose? Because I was thinking about I actually don't. I think it's just like I'd be really curious to do a test. Like if someone gave me one, one day I'm on the other and didn't tell me. I don't take any, I don't take any painkillers. Yeah. Water is a heal all. My mom.

I have got to be drinking water in a big way. I think that's really at the core of my lips. The nipple cream has helped a bit. What did you say? My nipple cream has helped a bit with my lips, but I think the core of the issue is water. You're putting nipple cream on your lips. Yeah. Where's my bag?

Someone tell you to do that? I don't know where my bag is. Yeah. Who told you to do that? My friend Emma, our friend Emma. Anderson? Yeah. She said put that nipple cream on your lips right now, girl?

Yes. I ordered it from Amazon. Come on now. I don't know if you should be doing that. Lanolin nipple cream. I don't know. Susan protects sore nipples. I think there is a lip version of this specifically.

Come on. Keep that nipple cream off your lips. It does. There is a thickness to it that I appreciate. Oh, I think we can all appreciate some thickness time to time. Me? I usually keep my nipples to themselves. First time I met you, you showed me that you can make something come out of your nipple. Okay. It's not cream. Yeah, I know. I didn't say it was.

What do you think it is? We've been through this. I don't want to, we don't need to go back to it. Because at the end of the day, it's a discharge and I don't want to talk about the D-W. word. Okay. Well, why'd you say that? Say discharge. Stop saying discharge. That's what I said. I didn't want to go here. You brought us. You guided me with your hand here. No, you said, what do you think it is? That was you. I didn't want to talk about it. But I did it. I did bring it up, I guess. It's like lactate. Lactate. But ultimately, it's discharge. I guess. Yes. That's what I'm saying. Yes. Yes. Um,

I'm so scared for, I have a Chicago show Thursday. When this episode comes out, I will be absolutely preparing my body. Why are you so scared? Because it's a huge show and at Chicago, which I might only repeat city. So I have to be fresh and new for my young people. You know what I tell you. I've seen comedians do the same thing 18 times and I love it each time. You're right.

But I think a lot of people that come to my. shows don't realize that it's stand-up. So they're like, oh. That's on them. Okay. I want to just say right now, I do stand-up. Yeah. Because I do think that they think that I'm going to pull you out of my butt at some point during my.

It's very clearly not like advertised as Connor would doing stand-up, not a Brooklyn Connor live event. Right. By the way. Speaking of the devil. We should talk about that. I saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil. I don't know that reference. What?

What? I saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil. Do you know who Goody Proctor? No. Oh, my. Who is Goody Proctor? I don't know. Someone, it's famous.

Hang on, I got to look her up. What is that from? I think it's from something from the Salem Witch Childs. Why would I? I know that. Oh, and Arthur Miller's play The Crucible. It's not Goody Proctor, but Abigail Williams, who claims to have seen Goody Proctor dancing with the devil. I'm sorry that you just pulled a quote from the Crucible out of your ass and I didn't recognize it immediately.

That's my bad. That's what I'm talking about when people are like, you didn't know Advil and Motrin are the same thing. I'm like, I didn't see you quote the Crucible just now. Yeah. So, so, so true. I didn't see you. And that's what I say about people having different types of intelligence. I mean, come on, Cody Proctor.

Stop dancing so much with the devil. You know that's not good. Keep that nipple cream off your lips, girl. Okay, yeah, speaking of the devil, me and Brooke do have a show that we're going to be speaking to each other on. And in Brea, California on, Remind me the date, April.

I think it's April 9th. 9th. Yeah, at Brea Improv in Braia, California. Get your tickets now. we'll be on a stage i'll be there too lord help me and this will this will be a show of me i pulled brook out of my butt at Connor will be pulling me out of his butt for this one so yeah we need to like i'm pulling you out of my butt and then how are you doing on that graphic

how are you doing on that um i sucked but i sent i outsourced i outsourced so the graphic will be live by the time this episode comes oh great that's exciting yeah so how am i feeling about it you ask I really do feel good about the fact that because it's like a BNC live event and I can assume that everybody there listens to BNC, if something does go wrong and I do have a panic moment, that will be, you guys will be understanding. Yeah, I will say that about our community. Yeah, they are very understanding. So. So.

That's nice. I really want to show you the St. Louis Archway. when we get off the horn. Are you looking at it? I'm staring at it. I'm probably the closest person to it in a hotel. Wow. No, there's a hotel right next to it.

But you can go up in this. Have you seen the St. Louis Arch? Not in person. So I've been up in it. And I can't believe that I ever did that. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, you take an elevator up in this piece. And it's like a little pod.

And it takes you up and I don't. I can't believe I did that Yeah that's spooky It looks like one half of a McDonald's Like the arch Yeah No I can visualize the arch definitely Oh my gosh

It's so tall Lord have mercy Lord have mercy This is a really random thought But you know What the The parent adult grown up version of object permanence

What? My parents and grandparents cannot grasp the concept of me posting something that happened a long time ago. And they think that that event happened again. So like I posted another picture of me and Rob P. Yeah. Yesterday. And my dad was like, it's nice that you got to, how was the interview with him again? And it's like, no, I didn't interview him again.

That was just from the first time I did. And that happens all the time. Like every time I post a picture from an event later that I've already posted, they're like, it's awesome that you got to do that again. And it's like, no, but you haven't developed that object permanence yet. This is in the past. That is in the past. It already happened.

You know that. Didn't happen again. I didn't interview Rob again in the same exact outfit. regarding the same exact material. My parents have that too. Yeah, I think that's the parent version of object permanence. Bless their heart. They're being genuine.

They're like, wow, that's awesome that you're in Hawaii. Yeah. My story is clearly in St. Louis. I posted a video from a year ago in Hawaii. And that's pretty much self-explanatory, but not to them. And that's sweet to me. A hundred percent. I could post in New York and I'll get a scathing text from my mom like you didn't tell me you were in New York.

Like, you know, I like to keep track of your flight, blah, blah, blah. That was from three years ago. But it's so interesting. You know, you know, I think it's interesting. I do. I do think it's interesting. What's your favorite body of water? Anytime you're ready.

I'm thinking. I mean style like estuary Oh not the specific You can go specific if you want to Mine's rivers I would say lakes but I don't have enough experience with them I just like the idea of going to the lake Which I've never been able to do

But I mean I'm an ocean girl Have you ever been to a lake? I have but it's not like a regular occurrence The fact that lakes are like an old friend. Although I do feel the most uneasy in lakes. Like in the ocean, like, yes, I'm scared of shark is going to get me. But in the lake, I'll feel like the Lochness monster is hiding under me.

Like something more sinister. When I'm in Lake Michigan or Lake Superior and it's so deep, but I know it's freshwater. And I know that there's no critters besides, like, sturgeon. I am like it's uneasy it's scary but I know that there's no sharks as well What's a surgeon? A surgeon's like a huge fish A huge

What do they? Do they eat you? No they don't do it They're harmless They can bite your finger off It's still Yeah that's a huge fish I know it's their home

It does make me uneasy Sharing the space I mean I would shit my pants so fast if I saw a surgeon. I keep thinking you're saying surgeon. Sturgeon. There's a sect of surgeon. I hate them, obviously.

Goes without saying. Yeah. Okay, so last week when I was in, where was I last week? Oh, Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City. My show, my second show ended at like 1130. And then I hung out with everybody in the lobby.

Oh, I have to tell you the funny story, too. And so I didn't finish, I didn't get home to like one from the shows. And then my flight was at six, like 30 minutes away as the airport.

So I, and then we lost an hour due to daylight savings. So I slept for one single hour and then flew to New York. On the same trip, I posted a little photo dump in real time. I've been really good about just like, kind of letting go and letting God

with photo dumps. And she's like, oh, you know what, I'm loving Utah. I'm going to post this. I posted it. And I included my new merch

in the post. And someone commented, uh, can we do a little better with the merch please? Nice. That's sweet. And I responded and said, it changes every leg of tour.

You know, like, I'm just trying to keep it different and fun. I like this one. It's my style. I've realized that like no one likes my style.

Me thinking I could start a clothing brand because I was like, I like this. Everyone hates it. I like it. Yeah, I like it too. Well, she posted, you know, could we do better, please? And someone said, someone who responded to her comment was like, wow, girl, you really spilled here.

So, so true. You spilled the tea or something like. that something along those lines nice and i was like hey it changes every time like maybe you'll maybe you'll like the next leg of of merch and she said ohmg i didn't think you'd see this sorry king and what's funny about me not seeing that is that my tour i'm on right now is called i read the comments tour and printed on the shirt says i read the comments yeah and i just love that i just love that i just I love a full circle moment.

I love that. I love reminding people that I do read the comments. And that my comment section is not a safe space. Yeah. I love like commenting directly to someone. Sorry, I didn't think you'd see that. All right. I have another quick thing that happened over the weekend.

Please. So there's a video of the Blue Man group going viral. Now, are they always the same Blue Men or different Blue Men? It's impossible to say. but I can't answer that. I can answer that. Because there's a new blue man. He's in the middle of this video

and everyone thinks it's me. And I want to just say on the record, I'm not that blue man. You have a visual? Yeah. It's not me and I'm offended. Can you please tell us where we can access the visual? Let me try to find it.

Blue. man Connerwood Oh my gosh Of course my Phone's not working There's that And then

Happy International Women's Month By the way Thank you Appreciate How are you celebrating By showing everybody

My cock and balls In the bathtub Free Free the pussy I I celebrated by Well, I guess I had a comedy show the night of International Women's Day.

So I'm going to continue to celebrate by saying thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for all that you do. Thank you for thanking me. Of course. Wait, okay, hang on. Everyone is also comparing me to this other historical woman. Gone on.

Gosh darn. like it's it's so hurtful to me I hate you does that look like me no everyone thinks it's me my eyes are like that is the silly version

yeah yeah hell yes I don't look like that right no you don't but no you don't but no you don't get that mic out of your mouth oh sorry can you see me yeah well that's so that's

some my cyber bullying of the week. Oh, Connor. Did you get cyber bullied? Did you get cyber bullied this week? No, I didn't get cyber bullied necessarily. It was just the Onigiri of it all. I don't know why I keep thinking when I say Onigiri in my head, the playbill of Oh Mary flashes, but it's onigiri.

I want to see that so bad still. I know, me too. the way that I'm completely out of stuff to say I'm so sorry we're we're out of time and we're gonna head on to the bonus really all right let's head to the bonus okay we'll see you there I need a practice for the talent show and the bonus I'll see you bad I'll see you in two seconds okay thank you guys so much for listening I heart beans bye this week on close friends you literally had this whole monologue about spiders and how they've done nothing wrong but exist I don't give a fucker a shit this will never fucking happen for you dream on bitch is amnesia real amnesia that would be a gorgeous name for a little girl this is my daughter amnesia and my son Advil sign up on TMG studios.tv to watch a full bonus episode