Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - America’s Biggest Schlossheads

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

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I could never have a C-section She-Section She-Section by the C-shore Sally sells C-section by the C-shore Sally is a She-Section Unlicensed Medical Care Underneath the Pier

Why can't you have a C-section? I can't have a C-section because one, I'm not pregnant, so I don't think that they can just do a C-section on a man. No, I know. Like, yeah. A biological man. Legally. Sally. She's using her C-Shouse for evil.

I don't show up to the beach and tell Sally how to do her job. How to run her business. Whether she's licensed or not. But I could never do it because, with my very limited C-section knowledge, I'm scared all of my innards would just come out. They take your uterus out. put it on the table and then put it back in or maybe not uterus a different or they take some of your organs out to get to the baby and then put them back in i'm old fashion i like my organs in i'm old fashion i'll just push it out sally i'll push it out of my urelly keep your hands off my body yeah you can just

push it out your butt that's easier for you and i that's why i'm late to the podcast because i did oh lordy lordy what are we going to do with what are we going to do with you You're crazy. Seriously. Seriously. It's high tide. Who says that Larry? No, just like a bystander that they buried and then forgot about and then he drowned.

That's like justice for that bystander that they forgot in the sand. Is that one Spongob ripped his pants? Yeah. Which like. So much shit went down that day. Okay. So SpongeBob buries and. by proxy my manslaughter, I assume, kills another person.

Sure. And then he fakes his own death. Right. We never see the guy that was buried again. He's an angel. His soul leaves his body and- Sponghub gets away with literal murder. Like, we do not talk about the Health Inspector episode enough.

Sponge privilege, pretty privilege. Porous privilege. Porous privilege. Yeah. Makes you think Makes you think Any who's a what's it. Brooke?

Yeah. Welcome back. Welcome back, Constance. To Adweek's best comedy podcast. Period. And a lot of you may be scratching your noggins. What do you mean? What did you say that?

Well, Brooke and Connor make a podcast, the podcast you're listening to you right now, has been awarded Adweek's best comedy podcasts. And correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a big deal. That's a huge deal. AdWeak is the go-to for awards of this nature. And we got Best Comedy and we are in good company and it's shocking. And I did double check that we like it was us because I was like, no.

That is. Yeah, that's. You're in a slide with Travis Kelsey and Julia Louis Dreyfus. That's not normal. That's not normal. Actually, the slide. This kind of stuff doesn't happen to. two people like us.

Well, here's what I... So I follow Adweek. So I had like a DM that was like AdWeak tagged you in a post. And I was like, okay, this is like something sinister has happened. We are actually on the slide

with psychedelic frequency and prosecuting Donald Trump. And we're actually... That's when you kind of... You're not looking at the big picture. No, I'm looking smack down in the middle. You're looking at the details. Don't look at the details. Zoom out. Look at the big picture

where you can see JLD and the Kelsey's. That's really, really. No shade to the psychedelic community in addition to the community that prosecutes Donald Trump as well, too, also. Yes. Well, congrats on that. Congratulations to you. Thank you. Thank you guys. And thanks for. And thank you to everyone. Obviously could not do it without you and your love and your support. And your laughter and your shares. And your follows. And your subscriptions. Is he wants to show us something. Oh, this is, oh, this is scary.

Oh, wait, okay. This is what we sent in for consideration. So, okay. So this is a sizzle reel that we sent in when we were submitted for AdWeek's best comedy podcast. What do you think is going to be on here before you see it? So this is like our audition for best comedy podcast. Yeah, it's like best moments. Like our normal ones that we see on TikTok, right?

Like where it's like, it's like a compilation of. No, I know. I'm asking you which specific moments do you think we're about to see. It's probably like all of our little sayings that we, that we, that we like temporarily get obsessed with and can't stop saying probably. That's where my money is at. Yeah.

The Christ moment was really good. Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh, the Christ. There was that one clip about, I think, um, what compare they to a summer's day.

I think that one might be on it. Yes, that one's really good. Um, purse, maybe. Yeah. I have better. So we'll be on it.

I really hope out. Alvin and the chipmunks when I was trying that new hairstyle isn't on it. Well, oh, you hope the bangs aren't in it? The bangs. I hope that those aren't. Let's take a look. Okay, let's dive in. You guys, you've got to keep your eyes peeled.

Oh my God, look at us. Because we are looking for Elvis's. Big dokey. Last poop. Do you have orders the bookstore? No, we had Martin Noble. That's your favorite place to poop. D drank three beers and then immediately had to shit my pants.

Yeah. Sorry, okay, so we're, oh, it's poop. Why can't I grow? Why can't I just poop? Hey, remember to remove the poop, Zach? What's that other 2%? I can't help but ask. Eating poop?

That's a piece of poop. Oh, I mean, that's a piece, that's shit from a butt. There's no way. That's what your shit from my butt looks like. There's no way. So immediately I didn't have to poop anymore. Oh, I didn't realize you had to poop. He scared the shit into me.

Wow. Wow. This is, we should have won. Adweig's most disgusting vile, you poop in your pants. I like want to poop in my pants. Can you look at Brooke Averick shitting pants? Because I fear that that are.

Maybe it's actually poop. It's hard to believe we're looking at the two of us, huh? Poop. I've never felt a harder poop. Why are you touching his poops? Oh, to pick them up? They're going to find my dead body in a bottle of poop and throw up. Pooping?

Okay, what time stand for poop this week? So it's just every time you said poop. That won us the award, huh? Oh, shit. I just did it. Oh, my God. I was like... I was literally?

No. I didn't, I was speechless for a minute. No. I was about to say, like, I'm not even proud of us. No, it's a little project. My heart was hurting. Oh, Izzy, that's funny. Okay, Izzy, wait a minute.

That's funny. Yeah, that's the funniest. As he gets funniest. Oh, my God. A funniest podcast producer award. That really, that really, I really thought you were serious. No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

No, I really was like, wow. No, I truly were like watching that. I was like, this award means nothing. I literally, I was like, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. Yeah. Like, did we send, did we send this into like a sixth grade class to vote? We also, watching that makes me feel like we need to completely reframe the direction of the podcast. Yeah, what do you mean?

Just in a way that veers away from, you know, from... Yeah, well, it's not like we veer into pu. Clearly we do. No, it comes our way. Maybe we should try to avoid it. Maybe we should try to turn the other way. Maybe we need a poop jar. Every time someone mentions poop, you put a dollar into the poop jar.

I'm going to have to take out some cash. Yeah, everyone's going to have to take out some cash. Okay, well then we'll take it. Okay, we'll get a poop jar for next week. Okay. Maybe the poop jar could be our vase that we made. Yeah. Maybe the poop jar is the poops we've had along the way.

I wonder if Kindle and Kylie are using their vase as a poop jar as well. I don't think anyone is using their vaws as a poop jar. You say vase? Yeah, I'm from, I've traveled. You're well traveled. You say, what do you, how do you say the C word? Cran. No.

I guess I could spell it, but I don't know. a house that's why I'm avoiding it. C-A-R-A-M-E-L. Oh, caramel. I knew it. You would. Caramel? Yeah. I don't remember how I say it or like what I... You would say caramel. Could I get some caramel? Yeah, caramel. Yeah. Caramel? Yeah. That's like a city in California to me. Carmel. Carmel. That's Carmel. And I think this is, yeah, that is in California. I was about to say it's not California. It's in San Diego. Well, we're not a geography podcast. Nope.

Someone made it like another compilation of us being like we're not blank, we're not blank. We were saying that for like months. That we're not a blank podcast. Yeah. I hear something that we can be is a political podcast and let me tell you why. Ask me anything about politics. I will be able to tell you the answer because Jack Schlossberg has changed my life.

I am tuned into every video that Vogue posts about this upcoming election and the political state of this country. And I could answer anything. Jack Schlossberg has me in his clutches. Ask me anything. I don't have any questions. You have no questions? No. Not one.

About anything related to the election? Anything related to the election or politics. Who's Kamala Harris? thinking about choosing for her VP. Who are her options right now? Right now, what are, what are, what is it? A different question. Different question.

It's me a different question. Okay. I don't have it. Like, I can't think of any on the spot. Well, if you do, just know that I'd be able to answer. I know. I trust you. Yeah.

Okay. No worries. If one comes to you, you'll let me know. Okay, I have a political question. Yeah. Did J.D. Vance have sex with a couch? me crunching the numbers it's possible it's definitely possibility it's

this man is is a registered love seat defender and he has to say 600 feet from any living space what is the story behind that I don't know I don't know if Jack touched I actually don't really know but he had to come out with the same and say I I did not have sexual relations with that sectional here's my question I did not have sectional relationship, sectional relations with that love seat. Here's my question about J.D.

Yeah. Besides the fact that he looks like a racist care bear. Yeah. Besides that. That is so specific and so accurate. Not my words. Some that have stuck with me though. I don't remember who said it. Here's my question about J.D.

He wrote that memoir that everybody was addicted to Hillbilly Elgy. He did. And I remember everyone recommending that book and being obsessed with that book, I personally couldn't read it because I can't read books that are about things that are real and pressing and important. I'm just doing fairies right now. So I didn't read it, but I know everyone loved it. And so did everyone, was there a time that everyone loved JD? It's hard to say. I didn't even hear about it until it was like on

TikTok and it was just like it was about like a larger issue of like opioids and like that era. of the United States. Yeah. So, but. No one had a bad word to say about JD then. I know. I don't think. I mean, I don't know either because he was not in my zeitgeist.

That's very true. But I do know that once again, politics, if you've ever watched Veep, like that's, I want you to hear what I say right now in terms of Veep, a show that I have watched through seven times. and now don't even need to watch it, just need to turn on the news. It's the exact same thing. It's just like, okay, an opportunity arises,

let me chameleon over, and I am now, I will now die for Donald Trump. Because I want to be, I want to be in the Oval Office and I'll do whatever it takes. And then, you know, you align with someone,

and then it's like, okay, well, we thought we liked you because we liked your memoir, and now we, you know, you've lost us. It just goes to show you how you never know someone. Yes. Like the way I thought I knew JD. Mm-hmm.

But you didn't read the book. Yeah. But still. Okay. Well, I mean, I don't know him either. Yeah. So in summary, you watch Veep. Yeah.

I watch Jack Schlossberg's TikToks. If y'all have any questions and ask us literally anything, we're happy to help in these trying times. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was, I saw something interesting last night that, like, all,

of Trump's rallies are outside. Have you noticed that? And like all of like Kamala's are all like in arenas and stuff. And actually Hank Green tweeted it. Okay. And he said, oh, interesting. Like it's funny how like, why doesn't Trump do them inside? They look so much more fun.

He didn't pay any of his last venues. He was like outstanding debt to like all of his venues that he has performed at. I don't know what you call what he does. And so they will not allow him to. come back until he pays his bill. Sure. Which makes sense. Yes. And anyone else would say, let me pay the bill.

Well, let me gather the funds, given that I definitely have them. To pay you for the service that I took from you. Actually, what I'm going to do, I'm going to head outside. I'm going to hang out front. Yeah. It's all good. Oh, any other, let me look at any other politics stuff because I definitely had some politics stuff that I wanted to cover.

I asked you if you had any questions for me. Well, no, I just really wanted to talk about, would you rather have sex with a couch or not have sex with a couch but have everyone think you had sex with the couch? Defined having sex with a couch. I can't define having sex with a couch for you. That's something that you have to figure out. Now, there's many ways that you could- I could define having sex with a couch in any way that I wanted to define it.

I would have sex with the couch. I think we would all have sex with the couch. Yeah. So then dumb question. Sorry. There are no dumb questions, just stupid ones. I may be stupid. Okay.

Do you have anything else for me in your politics? No. That was just like my one question that I had for you that I thought that maybe I'll ask Brooke and maybe she'll have some insightful like response that I could go to sleep soundly knowing that she would rather have sex with the couch than not. I was on my way here this morning Yeah And this person had so many bumper stickers How do you feel about that in general? You can't put bumper stickers on a Bentley

But you definitely can on a Toyota Camry Okay I've learned And on a Subaru And I was trying to read all of them I was getting so close to this car going 45 miles an hour And it's like Bumper sticks are a hazard

Like that is someone who wants to be rear-ended And like that's clear. That's a really good way to get rear-ended, especially if the person behind you is just like trying to get to know you and has an open mind. Because I would be liable for anything that happened even though I'm just trying to get to know you better. That's why I think the baby on board stickers are so dumb. Hopefully. Like I wasn't going to try and hit you.

And like if I, like, I'm not, I'm going to try not to hit you regardless. You know, that's my end goal. I went out. I went out on the road today to rear in somebody, but mark yourself safe. Right. Like it's never my intention to ram into you. And the sticker's not going to do anything besides make me squint into the sticker,

which could end up forcing my hand and my car to be closer to you than you would prefer. People don't think about that. No. People don't think about that. The risk that you're playing, the game that you're playing when you put a bumper sticker Anna Bentley I'm so You know I've got my iPad here in front of me

Yeah I'm so intrigued by some of the things you have Run down do you mind if I Run a few by you No What does Brooke think dressing slurry is for a guy I meant slutty Like because I keep saying this thing like

Oh this is this sluggiest thing a guy can do And I'm like what is he doing? A positive connotation Yeah and it's like a guy wearing like a hat backwards and like like like stretching oh for me i'm thinking knit sweater yeah so does that make sense yeah knit sweater knit sweater and glasses in a book that's like too slutty that's like x rated knit sweater glasses in a book yeah you would have loved tumbler and do And Connor, I did.

Yeah. Yeah. I was just, I really want to circle back because I just thought about Tumblr in 2008. Okay. I remembered that I DM'd Dumois. I saw that. About a year ago. I, it was so hot in New York a year ago in the summer. So hot. I'm walking through Washington Square Park and I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. And I'm having to take like 10 steps and then stop. 10 steps and then slow steps and not move too much because I was sweating so much. And then I look over and there's two people like tangled up in each other making out in like all black and some leather. And I'm like, oh, you guys are going to get tetanus.

It is so hot. Like you're going to overheat, like slow down. And then I take a closer look. I go, that's Maddie Healy wrapped up with this. And I look and I'm like, ooh, and I DM do Mon. I go, because we have a close, we have really tight. And I go, hey, do, just praise yourself. You're about to be inundated.

Your DMs are about to be flooded with DMs about Maddie Healy in Washington Square Park. And she goes, wait, what's going on? And I go, he is playing tonsil hockey with what I assume is a witch. And she goes, a witch? Like, I don't even know how to describe the way it was Gabriette. Yeah. Who, like, is gorgeous. I couldn't see her face.

It was just like all black like I couldn't see her face because it was just black hair and then Maddie Healy like locked in like this. She has a gothic energy to her. Oh my god. I'm probably in the background of this photo but like they were straddling each other. Yeah of course as the as as is they're right and no one said a witch isn't stunning by the way. That's very true. Stevie Nick's stunning. That's very true. Self-proclaimed witch. A lot of witches are stunning. Garfield is dating a witch and I'm not even like... Oh no, she's a literal. She identifies as a witch, yeah.

Witches are the sirens of the forest. Whiches are the sirens of the forest? A siren is like of the sea. Yeah, I understand. But there's a siren of the foresters witches have songs and... I guess they have like cottages. Hems. Cottages in the forest.

Yeah, witches got a bad rep because they always, they always like when you buy a costume of a witch, it comes with like this no, this huge nose that has boils all over it but like they could also witches could be hot like gabrielle yeah hey I'm so on bored I did feel guilty when I DM'd Dumas about a witch but like I meant it in a positive connotation and that's on anyone else for thinking that you meant it anything but I wouldn't yeah say that if I wasn't being positive Kano about it yeah poskano you are all you are Pazcon. I'm going to Pazacano, Italy, right now. See you there. And then we're going to Nipples, France. Wait. Yeah. You were just in the Hamptons for like 10 days. I was in the Hamptons for two weekends,

but I was in New York City in between. Hamptons boy. Yeah. You know, I have never been to the Hamptons. It's lovely. My dad's yacht never docked there in all this time. Oof. You should text daddy and have him have him pick you up on the California coast and swing me over and the chopper and then take you over

to the Hamptons. Yeah. Yeah, we could do chopper to y'all combo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm aligned. But I've never been.

What is it like? Connor, tell me what it's like. It's gorgeous. It's really like it kind of feels like you're dead and you're in purgatory like deciding your fate, but it's exactly what you see

in the pictures. It's just like, restaurants outside with rosé um and then you go you go to like dinner and then every dinner place like turns into like dancing and stuff after are there any like every single place that you have the option to stay at like super bougie no are there any just like kind of like I don't there's no like motels in the Hampton sure there are there's hotel yeah there are I said motel there's motels there are motels there are motels there are motels really You could like kind of like, no, I do.

God, no, of course not. All of my friends that like live out there for the summer get sharehouses. And it's literally just like a big house and there's like seven rooms. And then they all go out there like on the weekends. You rent it for the month and you all split it. So it ends up being like affordable. But they call it sharehouses. This is things I've learned by the way.

I have never done this. I just like go out and crash at someone's house. Well, yeah, you're doing share house. But you don't have to put up a share which is nice. So true. I bring my personality. Yeah. Pay with your personality and your?

My lovin. I'm a good safety blanket for the next day. I'm like, oh, you were being so fun last night. I want a telephone. You're like that. No, I can't. Just do it. Okay.

I was like sitting at this club late at night and I like went and sat down and I'm like only one of my friends sitting down. because I figured out recently that like I love being out and about. But what I really love is like when I go to a bar or something or like a restaurant and I'm sitting and then my friends are like we're going to go to another place. I'm like, nope, because I'm not going to be like I already. Like I already. We're going to go to another place and then be standing the whole time. I don't want to stand. So anyways, everyone's standing and dancing and having fun.

I'm like, it's my sitting time with my cocktail. Like I want to watch everybody have fun. But like I'm going. I'm going. I say, I say, thanks someone. He goes, hey, how's it going? I go, good. How are you?

I'm just like, I love sitting, so I'm going to sit down. And he's like, nice, what's your name? I was like, I'm Connor. He's like, I'm Cuba. And I'm like, Cuba. I love that name. Is it Cuba? Of Cuba LLC.

Yes. I was like, oh my God. He goes, I'm Cuba. I go, oh, my God. Like, I hate my parents for naming me Connor when like Cuba is a name that I could have been named. And I was like Cuba. You kind of look like Cuba getting junior. And he goes, I am.

I was like, beautiful. I love your work. And that was the end of that. But that was funny. And then, like, shortly after our friend Hunter tripped and fell onto this table. And there was no glass in it. Luckily, there was just like this large pizza

and he fell like into the pizza. And then he's, he's like, he's like, he's like six four. So he collapsed. Six four? He might be six five. And he collapsed the table. And he was just covered in basil. So like the whole rest of the night, like all like, like,

if I couldn't find an entree, I'd be like, I smell basil And I would be like over there There's worse things to smell like That's for sure That's for shart That's for darned dutin shart But yeah

That's all like I have nothing to report I had Really? You were there for so long I know I really have I have nothing It was a lovely time out east As they say Okay great

As they say Well welcome back to the wild west Yeah It is actually New York's great But when you look at the ocean here. When you're on PCH, you're like, I get it. But the Jersey Shore also does not exist here. And that's a shame. I like the Jersey Shore. That's what I just said. It's a shame that it doesn't

exist here. Yeah. I do love the Jersey Shore. I miss it. The Jersey Shore and the Hamptons are like extremely similar, by the way. Like looks wise, there's hydrangeers everywhere. The houses have shingles. I don't think we went to, we go to the same place on the Jersey Shore. Let's like move on, right? Do you have any more questions about my notes? Yeah, I have tons. Hit me, baby. NYC press conference for trash cans. Oh, okay, another thing while I was in New York City.

So I guess they had, I don't, we didn't talk about this, right? So I noticed I was like, there's no piles of trash bags like there used to be. Where are the trash bag? Like, has it been trash bag day every day? They had a press conference where they introduced trash bins on wheels. And I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean like we're introducing to trash receptacles? They just didn't have them.

There's no way. The mayor of New York City just announced the city will now use trash cans. They were just using the floor as trash cans before. I just figured everything was overflowing. And so it ended up on the floor. It just ended up on the floor to begin with. Wait, Maddie Leelie is trending. I wonder if this, are we live streaming?

No. Oh, yeah, he is getting sued. For what? For like last year. he kissed Ross, one of their bandmates in Malaysia, I think, which is illegal to be gay. Oh, wow. And so he was making a statement. And now he's being sued by the Malaysian government.

Yeah. For two million dollars. What are they going to do? For what? For $2 million. What are they, like, are they going to come here and arrest him? I honestly don't know how the intricacies of the Malaysian government. But I could ask you actually.

Schlaasberg. Wait, let me think back to Veep. I have nothing either. I love that you're a Schlaashead. A Schlasched now. I'm like America's biggest schlosshead. I do want to circle back to the fact that remember a long time ago. No, I followed him since you said that.

When I was like, this guy is so funny, he just went on a rant about how much he hates restaurants. Not like weight staff. He didn't have a bad experience. He just hates restaurants. restaurants. I was like, this is a mind of a generation. And this was like a year ago. I know. I remember. And look at him now, political correspondent for Vogue. Yeah. I would like to say, I could be a political correspondent, I think. Okay. Now, I want to base all of my politics off of like energy and vibes and my, and my memory, which does not serve me well. And then I have someone else be like,

okay, I feel like your energy towards like how, how kind of freaky you feel towards J.D. Vance. And like, here's why. And like you are on the right track. You know, like, you know, like where I'm kind of like, ooh, I'm kind of spooked. Like I political vibe correspondent. Yes. Okay. Yes. And then someone could be like the way, the reason you feel that way is because and then educate me. You could partner with a good witch. I feel like I'm going in a bad direction to where like someone's going to be like, that's bad. A good witch. I need Gabriette. Gabriette and me. hand in hand into the Oval Office. I actually think you and Gabriot would get along so well. I know we would. I don't know her super well because I don't know her. But there's something about like the way she like smoked sags,

but it also makes like grain-free like oat flour brownies that sits well with me. And me. It's like the duality of women. Yeah. Yeah. Like how I'll have 12 beers but then be like, mm-hmm, just the salad please. Just the side salad for me.

Yeah. Good luck finding my waist. Yeah. I want to talk about Raya. Go. And I know that apparently if you like talk about Raya, you'll never get on Raya. That's fine. Because for me at this point, I don't even want it.

I do not want to be on Raya. I only, I moved to L.A. in 2021. Yeah. Okay? Apply to get on Raya then. And you know I don't use dating apps like to date. I just, it's fun to look around, especially on an app like Raya probably. where you can find some fun, some fun key pieces.

When you said to date, I have not used dating apps. I'm like, I don't use dating apps to date. To go on dates. No. I mean like, historically, I don't use dating apps. Oh, no, I don't use them for what they're meant to be used for. I just like to swipe. Okay?

Can a girl swipe? Can a girl swipe nowadays? Anyway. Yeah. So I've been on the wait list of Raya for three years. All this time, all of my friends have been admitted over time. Yeah. Okay?

So I email them. I said, please take me off the wait list. Don't want to be on the wait list anymore. Okay. I thought that was going to reboot my chances because then I reapplied, and this was like probably like eight months ago, still on the wait list. So now I'm on my fourth year on the wait list. Okay.

And at this point, it's a total pride thing. Like I don't care except for the fact that my pride is bruised. Okay. My sister comes to visit this weekend. She's 19 in college. I don't remember how we started talking about Raya, but we did. And she was like, oh, what is that again? And I was like, oh, it's a dating app.

And it, like, used to be kind of exclusive for celebrities, but now kind of everyone but me can get on. She downloads it, applies, whatever. Eight hours later, she gets accepted. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. She gets accepted. And now, so now I'm pissed.

Right. Okay. What's going on? What, what, how does you, how do you get on Raya? Because it used to be pretty clear that back in the day, like, If you were, if you had followers, you could get on Raya. What is their, what is their, what's the strategy? Well, I applied when I was one year postgrad out of college and it took three years.

What is their strategy? Maybe they have a back end algorithm that like feeds them profile. I think that there's someone in an office, hand selecting the people that are allowed to get on Raya based off of their mood. I don't, I don't, I don't, how they view. the person. I don't want you to create a narrative that that victimizes you because I truly think that this is a system error and I think that you have been buried in a pile of applications. Well, I thought I was buried too. So I rescinded my application and rebooted it out. I think you need to delete the app. I did. And I think you need to go to what phone service do you have?

Verizon. You need to go to the Verizon store and I think you need to switch, cut your line off, go to mobile. I need you to get a new number. I need you to move. I need you move out of the country to France for one year. Raya France, I hear it's easier to get on there. Ria of France, one year in France, then come back. You know, I've been out, I've been away in France. I've been away in France. I studied, I studied food. I studied wine. I studied culture. Come back and be like, oh, I am Gabrieette. I just want to play. Hey. That's really it. Like, I'll be so good. I'm so good. I won't

take any screenshots. Yeah. I'll be a good girl and take photos on my iPad of my phone. I'll be real good. If anyone works at Raya, I'll be good.

Throw her a little bone. No, but I don't want to get on anyway. No, come on. I really don't want to get on at this point. There is still a chance that someone on Raya is listening to this. No. Hey, Raya, not interested, honestly.

Look what you lost. For a Psycho. What? That's reverse psychology. Oh, okay. Yeah. Look what you, luck could have been. Do not?

I'm not interested. I don't want to get on. Also, you have to pay, what is it, 25 bucks a month? I'm willing to pay. Like, take my money. Well, you're not interested. No, I don't want to be on it. Don't get it twisted.

I don't want to be on it. This reminds me of last week in New York also. I forgot like, you know when your phone goes on bed time mode? So like, I wasn't ready for bed yet. So I turned it off. and I forgot to turn it and then my phone was on the bedside table and it kept going

and I was like, oh, I gotta turn it back on. When you turn it back on, do not disturb, like it just goes to do not disturb, not like bedtime. My bedtime mode turns off at 7.45 a.m. And I'm used to that. So I just like went about my day and it's a week day

and I'm like, it's noon. Luckily on the eastern, on eastern time zone, like it's 9 a.m. here at noon so anyone I like I'm gonna need to talk to professionally is just like getting to the office at nine or whatever but I go oh crap it was like probably 12 there I go oh my god crap I've been on doing on a strip oh my god my phone turn off nothing I go oh crap like oh crap like do I have water damage I went to the apple store I'm like my phone is not like it's it like it's been on

Like, I haven't gotten any calls or anything today. Like, something's off. They go, no, like, you're all good? You want to send a text delivered to my dad? To my dad. To my dad. No, I literally was like, there's no notifications. Like, what is going on?

Something's broken. Didn't even consider. Not even a, hey, how are you? Honestly, I see this is a good thing. The fact that you wouldn't even consider that you haven't been notified or reached out you by someone speaks highly of the way that you connect with people and the relationships that you have that you would expect to be have your phone be blowing up in the morning like wow see i think it's narcissism i think it's a little bit of both yeah the balance of opposites um so important

what balance is so important oh i thought that okay i thought that's what you said I'm so back in my Dominic and Arela era. You and me both. You know he DM'd me. By the way, Dominic and I'morella. I think it's Inorella. Remember that name, by the way. That's, where's my dad?

He's so much more than that, though. But like a lot of people won't like need to know. No, I know. Need to be reminded of that. He deemmed me and let me just. When was this? Such a sweetheart. I want a framed photo of him on the set.

Dominic, where are you? That's the poop jar. I might have to type it in. Oh, I found it. Hey, Connor. I saw your comment. I saw your comment. Thank you so much for the kind words.

If you ever want to collab, I'm down whenever I would be pumped if I can get on the podcast. Just let me know. Are you kidding? If you and Brooke are down and then let's do it. Are you kidding? No. When was this? On the 22nd.

Of July? July. So that was one week ago. It's amazing the things that you choose to tell us And then the things that you choose to not tell us I'm glad that that came up because Like in his notes in the notes right here he has Would you rather be sticky or itchy

But you're not going to tell us When one of our fan favorites DMs you asking to collab Well would you rather be sticky or itchy For the rest of your life Sticky Because being itchy can hurt As I'm itching my finger off Being itchy is at the point

She, sticky to me is one of my sensory things like... No, don't get a twisted. No one likes being sticky. It sounds like you love being sticky. No. Icky, becky, you're so so sticky. You're so sticky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh so sickie.

Icky, Vicky. Ooh, ooh. But being sticky doesn't... It's time that it's... It's time that fairly odd parents gets the flowers that they deserve for creating some of our hits. My shiny teeth and me. What's the conspiracy theory

behind Cosmo and Wanda? That he's schizophrenic. Yeah. That's the same theory about Phoebe from Friends is that she's schizophrenic and all the rest of the friends are figments of her imagination.

All of those people that have come up with those theories have now become political. Yeah, they're running for office. No, they are all what's the thing that I I always say that I am conspiracy theorists. A conspiracy theorist?

Yeah, like, now they just go and they're like, did you notice how on the new kind of quarter, like George Washington's eye, lashes are longer? Yeah. It's because he has more sweat because he's sweating because he's nervous about that future of the United States. Honestly, those people must have fun. Brooke, it must be so fun.

I know. It must be so fun, but it also must be just so exhausting. It must be exhausting and also, like, isolating. I don't, I think that there's a lot of them, and I think that they find a lot of community in their conspiracies about coins. No, they definitely do. And I think that that's great for them. I think that that's great.

As long as they just, it's like having a spider in your shower. As long as a spider stays up there, I'm over here. Do your thing. Don't disappear. Don't disappear. I want to see you. I want my eyes on you. Connor, I genuinely think you have no idea how many,

spider lives that you've saved since your last plea. Because I had a spider in my closet the other day on my sweatshirt and I was about to whack it. And I, as my hand was elevated, I paused. And I said, wow, I'm about to kill a living creature simply for existing. And I brought him outside. And I wonder how many other people have been through something similar since your words. She literally sent me a snapshot and said, your words just saved this young man's life. Yeah.

And it's like, okay, first of all, let's think about it. By the way, I was so anti-Spider before that video, before that TikTok video. Do you think a spider wants to be, like, in your house? No, it wants to be in a bush. Like, it does not want to be on your couch. Yeah. You never asked to be on your couch. There's no, there's no bugs in your couch that it can indulge.

And, like, you know, it came in because you brushed up against a tree and it came in your house. It wasn't, it's not born. It doesn't have a, it doesn't have, like, it's not. out to get you and spiders don't even want to bite you not me being so pro spider now no i know i know i didn't mean for this to happen it's it's totally happened over the course the past few weeks and i'm right there with you like i've never agreed with you so hard yeah bugs i will kill roaches like i you can't you can't show me a roach video that's going to make me like pro roge so sorry nah they're too fast that is it they moved too fast oh oh that just gave me a shiver they move too fast they moved too fast

not down, not down at all, not down at all, see you, not down. No, I have luckily... I don't want to talk about roaches. Yeah. I've never had a roach in my... I don't want to talk about roaches. Oh, I have an idea for this podcast. Okay.

I have an idea. Someone wrote in last night, late last night and said, can I... Wrote in? Wrote in? D-M'd you? Personally wrote in. Okay. And they said, I would love...

to write in a manifestation if you guys could read it aloud in the space because I'm trying to. I was like, what if we have people write in and we pick one a week or one or two a week and we read it off? Yeah. Wouldn't that be so fun? Yeah. Read in whatever she wrote. I will. Okay. Ooh, not that one. That one was from...

JD. Okay, so I'm going to keep the names redacted. This person is an active listener. I'm taking the LSAT in September and would love to score 164 on the exam. So if you guys could say a quick manifestation in the manifestation space, it would be greatly appreciated, if not, no worries. Guess what? Her name's Andrea, because I can say it because I feel like we need to say. Yeah.

Andrea is... Are you sure it's not Andrea? No. How's it spelled? A-N-D-R-E-A. Could go either way. Yeah. They're not spelled differently.

No, I think Andrea would have an accent, Mark. No? I'll go with Andrea. You can do Andrea. One of us is going to be right. Okay, you say it first, 164 on the LSAT. Andrea's going to get a 164 on the LSAT. She's going to LWoods this bitch.

Andrea is going to get a 164 on the LSAT. She's going to be a lawyer. And LSAT is what you need to get into law school. And the bar is what you take after? Yeah. The bar exam makes you become a lawyer. Is that making lawyers jump through all these hoops, y'all? Just let them go.

Let them be. If someone wants to be a lawyer, just let them be a lawyer. Who cares, man? We need less influencers. We need more lawyers. Do you want to talk about the Olympics? I do. I do want to talk about the Olympics.

What do you want to start with? I have some dots. I mean, I obviously only have one thing to talk about, and I'm sure you guys know what it is. Okay. Why don't you start? Stephen. Oh,

oh my gosh. Let's leave it at this. Stephen. Yeah, this is the one that you said, the sluttiest thing a guy can do is get on the pommel and shake some ass. Pommel. Who said that? Well, this is the guy with glasses and a sweater and a book.

Yes. No, he's not wearing a sweater in a book. But a slut nonetheless. I mean, I've never, I don't really watch the Olympics. A lot of you don't know this about me. I'm not very athletic. And I don't really watch any type of athletic competitions, including the Olympics. He has my heart.

He's got my attention. I don't understand how. Here's my question. Have we seen his legs without pants on? I'm sure they're massive. No, that's not my. Are we sure that they're like the kind of legs that mean you have? I'm wondering if they're made of a different material.

They're legs. I think their legs. Because the way that they're flopping around like that, like completely weightless. You know what? I want to know if we've seen him in shorts. That's more of a testament to his core strength than his legs. I'm just saying I don't understand how it's physically possible for his legs to be flopping around like that in such a weightless way. Oh, right there on the right.

On the right of this, he's in a kayak. Yeah, those are legs made of flesh and bone. Well, I'll be. His girlfriend, I think his girlfriend. His legs literally like they're made of wretched. ribbons when you watch him on the pommel horse oh stephen on the pommel horse he's been with his girlfriend for eight years she calls in her bio she calls herself mrs pommel that's cute that's cute really cute that's really cute i love them oh my gosh he is just up there spinning his and he's so sweet

have you seen himself the rubyx cube yeah he's so sweet and he's so genuinely excited by all the meme content of him. Like he literally, he was like, he had this ear to ear smile. You know that song that's like, and your friend Steve. That's like one of the big memes that he's been in. Just like the camera showing him just like, my friend Steve, because he's just sitting there waiting for his turn. Yeah.

And he gets such a kick out of it. He thinks it's such a hoot. I just love people that like, he deserves. He deserves everything. He doesn't take himself too seriously. He's so fun. He's so funny. He's such a sweetheart.

He's genuinely like the excitement you feel through the screen. He won his team the fucking medal, man. Yeah. And I like him a lot because a lot of people are like he doesn't, he shouldn't even be on the team. Like it's like what he's like, that was the sentiment I was getting there like a lot of people were like, why is he even, you know, whatever? Like the pommel horse is going to be like closing out. He won the medal for everyone. He won the medal.

He's the one that won it for us. I didn't even know what the pommel horse was before him. He has single-handedly brought the pommel horse into the zeitgeist. He has. he has the palm of horse like if you saw me on a palm horse

like it would start to make sense how incredible this is if you saw me try to lift my body onto the palm of horse I get why it's called a horse

it's like trying to get up on a horse like a palm of horse I can't get myself out of the pool that's what I'm saying could you imagine trying to do trying to get your body

over like one part of it and then I can't even do it on this on this Kelly Clarkson collection from Wayfair and when I watch other parts of gymnastics like the rings and when they're flipping themselves over the bar I'm like okay like I could do that I could do that in another world or even even this world if I trained since birth pummel horse I look at and I'm like there's no I don't know how anyone could do that no I couldn't get up on the Pamela Harris and spin my ass off like that no one could besides Stephen N. No Bless his heart. I have another thought about the Olympics.

Yeah. I made a TikTok about this yesterday. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good TikTok. Thank you. Full-blown stream of consciousness

because I was watching the women's gymnastics yesterday, by the way. Incredible. I really only care about the gymnastics. I'm addicted. It's an incredible thing some people can do with their bodies while others of us can...

Not so much. Well, not so much. ...completely stuck to the Kelly Clarkson collection. Right. Right. Well, they dedicated their lives to this sport. that's why it's so incredible. But I'm watching that.

And they keep panning to Michael Phelps, which, like, he wasn't allowed to have hair for, like, most of his life because of swimming. Because it would weigh him back? Yeah, but, like, someone tell him the bun needs to go.

Like, someone, like, where are his friends? I haven't seen that. Oh, which... And you know what? I don't need to. No, well, let's look it up right now because I just want to, like, obviously, American treasure.

Let him live. I can't. It was like a jump scare. But I can't. I can't. Okay. You tried. I tried.

Anyways. I kept panning him and I was like, wow. I can't believe they're giving him this much screen time because he's like, didn't he do something horrible? I said like, like, wasn't he in like a horrible, I don't know, massive scheme of sorts or like, kill. somebody? No, he smoked weed that one time. And there was a picture of him with a bong. And it was like, end times. It was like, America's downfall. Like, I was like, my hero. Like, I remember being like,

it was the same Bernstein bear, like Mandela effect of Tiger Woods cheating on his wife where it was like, oh my God, what are we going to do as a nation? Like, how are we going to recover it from this? Because he smoked weed. And then, get this. Now, And even like whatever, how many years ago it was where Shikari Richardson smoked weed, remember? And she was like disqualified. Why would that disqualify you? Because how would smoking weed give you an edge?

If anything, I'd drown. Yeah. If anything, I'd be like running the wrong way on the track. I'd be like, whoa, this water is so wet. Let me, let me soak in it for a little bit longer. And just be still. Like me like pissing my pants on the on the track, like laughing so hard at something. No. And now our global ambassador at the Paris Olympics is Snoop Dog? Hello?

The one positive way that our country has been heading in is the weed positive direction. I'm just like, how are you not a little bit embarrassed? Like we never like formally apologize to Michael Phelps or I don't think we like apologize to scary either about how we just like shunned them and like it was national news. And I think Phelps lost all his sponsors and couldn't compete and all that stuff. I might be making that up. And now Snoop Dog, by the way, Snoop Dog is kind of nailing it. I've been really enjoying all the content of Snoop Dog.

Like, he's like swimming with Phelps and they are both like very clearly, it seems like they're stoned, but the pool just might be like highly chlorinated. I mean, truly growing up, like I did not think there was any difference between a joint and a needle of heroin. Me too. Like that's how we were raised. Me too. Yeah.

Tis, tisk, tisk. It's just like seeing Snoop Dog there. And then it reminded me, I'm like, oh yeah, that's why we were turning our backs towards this, towards one of the largest massive backs in America, Michael Phelps. How tall is he? I don't know. You know, he swims faster than a Great White. No, I didn't know that. Whoa.

He's only six four. Yeah, I'm 6'4. We're the same height. That's weird. That is so weird. Yeah. We also, like, a lot of times when I'm at the beach, people, like, from behind, people are at San Phelps. How tall is it on gravy?

I miss him. Yeah, me too. Whoa, yeah. He has a new song coming out. Nothing more. I've been listening to Betty a lot recently. Again? Nothing's going to come close to it.

Wow. Yeah. Incredible. I feel like we had more stuff. Nothing else on the Olympics. Well, Izzy has a good note about Zach Efron stunning in a new selfie. Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, wait.

Look at him. Oh, that doesn't look like him at all. He's back. Yeah, he does. He's glowing. No, something. He reverse unoed. Well, I think that his cheek filler dissolved.

Yeah, but usually when somebody gets their filler resolved, like, it's still wonky. He looks, that looks like if he has. had progressed naturally from Troy Bolton to 35 years old. Like it looks like he just like didn't miss a beat. Yeah, he just wouldn't know what had happened previously. It looks great. He looks happy.

He looks happy. And when I saw him, IRL at that premiere, he looked like this. Like there's no sign of the way his draw used to be a little bit different, I say. I do say I do declare I do declare But yeah He's looking incredible

I'm really excited To see where he's going to go With this new outlook In this new direction Is his hair dyed Yeah I think his natural hair Is like a dirty Blonde brown

I think that's what's throwing me off About this image Yeah it's darker Or maybe it's wet Because look at his umbrella Yeah but his eyebrows too Are really dark I think that I fear he may have gone touch of, touch of black.

One door closes and other opens. Yeah. Yeah. He's back to black. True. Because, you know, he looked incredible when he dyed his hair black for hairspray to be link. But then also had that hair dye in to play Troy in high school musical too. That is a great look.

Black-haired Troy Bolton. I don't think. That when no one ever really talks about. I don't think I know. You do. Don't be silly. Don't be silly. Don't be insane.

Girl. Wait. The sharks in Brazil that were testing positive for cocaine, did we talk about this at one point? So sharks in Brazil are now testing positive for cocaine. Off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine. And what did we say about this? We said something about it, Brooke.

What led someone to be tested for cocaine? Led someone to test a shark for cocaine? I think they test for like microplastics and stuff to see like what's being ingested by. Oh and the cocaine alarm went off? Well, because they test like fish for like mercury, you know, they probably do the same thing for. Touch on jaws. Oh, we touch on jaws trying maybe having. John's being unrealistic, of course.

Jaws being maybe having been under the influence of drugs. Of cocaine. Cocaine shark. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like there's a hole in the market. Yeah. All these animals could maybe try a little bit of Coke. That would be interesting to sprinkle and see what happens.

the manifestation space is looking off the charts. Congrats on lawyership, Andrea slash Andrea. Like, you got it, girl. I promise. If I'm not on Raya by next week, there's something like the universe is against me. It's clearly working against me. If this space manifests the way that it does so easily and is intentionally not manifesting me,

something's off kilter. I think it helps to manifest in the main or like can I do it in the bonus? I think you can do it in the bonus. Okay I'm gonna, I have some stuff to say in the bonus. You have something a little bit more under

under the radar that you want to manifest? Yeah, kind of. More so I just don't want everybody knowing in case it doesn't happen. Yeah. Okay, me too. I'll do that too. Yeah.

Well, it's kind of like my New Year's resolutions how I don't like to say them out loud because when I quit, I don't want anyone to be like quitter. Let me quit in peace, you know? Mm-hmm. Oh, 100%. Nothing wrong with quitting while you're behind. Yep.

Have you seen Twisters? No, but I've been hearing good things. I did watch the old one like last week. I've never seen the old one, but I did see the new one. Okay. Well, what did you think? It was definitely good. It was a movie, right?

It was like a movie. And it was a good movie. I was very entertained. I will say I am scared that there is something wrong with me because I have not entered my glennaissance and I fear I won't at this point. I think give a time. I don't see it for me. I think you have a time.

I don't see it for me. And do you realize how frustrating it is to have a crush on everyone but not the one person that everyone else has a crush on? I think that's so isolating. I think that's good. It makes you different. I don't want to be different. I want to be the same. Because when there's a line of a hundred people for Glenn, you're going to be in the line for Stephen from the pommel horse.

That's true. And it'll be you next. And you don't, like, you're not even going to have to be like, can you hold my spot? I have to go pee. I want to have my glenis. just like all the other girls. You can't force yourself into being horny for, hashtag horny for Glenn.

I want to be hashtag horny for Glenn. Brooke, you can't, you can't. He seems like such a fun celebrity crush to have. There is so much content of him available. Okay, maybe you need to lucid dream yourself into falling for Glenn. Yeah. Maybe we should have Glenn on, you guys.

I know if I have a dream about Glenn, that's it. Then I'll wake up and be, and I'll have, that's my glenissance. Yeah, that's how it works with anyone. Yeah. You've ever been manifesting a dream about Glennie? You've ever been about someone and you're like... Yes.

But you don't remember until you see them and then and then you're like, oh. Yeah. It's horrible. Hey. Yeah. Hey, so... So drinks later. No, wait.

I had the funniest dream last year. I don't want it to say this. on the podcast. Not a weird dream. Charlie DeMello was in it. And in like close friends, but like Charlie Emilio stuck out to me. We were playing, we were all playing hide and seek.

And I'm laying down. And I think it was like a hide and seek where you like play dead. And then I go, I sat up straight, like straight up. And it was really funny. And then I... Wait, okay, wait.

That is really funny. No, no, no. But the funnier part is I woke up laughing. I woke up like, because I was picturing, I was like telling Charlie Demalia and whoever else was in the room, I was like, how funny it would it be if I was on my side like this? And I sat up this way, like vertically this way. But I was sideways. And I woke up laughing about that hypothetical in my dream. Like I didn't even perform that act. I think it's because I've been watching the Olympics. Oh. Oh. You're wondering if you had pommel horsed yourself Upward

Into something that isn't a natural human form But in like an incredible funny way It's because I had a can before I went to bed Connor The next thing out of my mouth was going to be Did you have a can before you went to bed? I had a can before I went on a run last night Call me Shakari

I was not tired at all And I was figuring because I didn't I ran twice while I was in New York for 10 days like that's pathetic I even bought running shoes because I was like, I didn't bring them. That's not pathetic. No, I run every, I run for four or five days a week.

That's better than nothing. Two, I was like, but I was, I'm more thinking like, wow, I'm going to hate myself when I go on the first run back. And then last night I was like, I'm killing it. I'm not out of breath. I'm not dreading the end of the, like, here's how I can see the end and then I have to turn around and go back. I was like, you just gleaked. Oh, good. I was like, this is funny.

I was like, oh my gosh. Nice. That's great. So it was the can. But I went to sleep. And I didn't get, I guess I didn't get to the giggle phase because I went to sleep early. And I guess my giggle phase happened in rim. Which is hilarious.

That is hilarious. Like me cracking jokes to Charlie D. But subconsciously. That definitely sounds like it was the can. I know, positive connotation. Pazicano? Yeah, Pazacano City. Pazacano might be like one of the more creative things that I've come up with on this podcast.

You've said a few creative things on the pod. I don't remember any of them, but you definitely did. I did not have sectional relationship with that love seat. That's crazy. That's crazy good. I'm no lazy boy, but I did not have sectional relationships with that love seat. Kiss your brain. That's really good.

Connor. I want to end on just this last note that you had written. I had to hear my soup for the first time because they didn't have cheesecake and then. and then. So, Sunday. I was watching Just Go With It. Didn't want to get up in the middle of my movie to go to dinner on a Sunday. I said, just go. But be a doll. Bring me a homesome dessert.

And I knew they were going to an Italian place. So I was like, would love a piece of cheesecake while you're out. And they called and they said, no cheesecake. They have tiramisu. I go, I don't even know what tiramesee. Is that pudding? You don't know what tiramisu is? Didn't know what tiermisu is.

That's my cheesecake. And tiramisu are my favorite two desserts. I love them. I'm not one to try a new dessert. I would rather just, like, not have a dessert if I don't know what it is. The tiramisu arrives. I go, oh, that's good. I ate the whole thing.

I go, tiramisu is my new favorite dessert. I loved it. It's soft. It's moist. It's crunchy because there's like the curled up chocolates on top. I love that. Some of them don't have the curled up chocolates. Not even.

I just don't want you. To be surprised by that in the future. Not even six hours later. The world has lost a great man. Roberto, Lolly, linguanato, the man who invented Tiramuuu has passed away at the age of 81. Rest in power. He has you to continue his legacy now. He knew he could go.

Say his name. Yeah. I can't remember. I don't think I said it right. But did you see that tweet that was like, will Tiramiss you? Oh. We'll Tira miss you, Lolli. We will Tiramiss him.

I just like feel like I did that. I feel like I did that. But it's fine though because he's completely at peace knowing that you've tasted his creation and you'll continue his legacy. Imagine your legacy being Tiramisu. Like that's crazy. Like I could never be me. Like what am I going to create? I was just about to ask you if you had to pick one thing that is your legacy.

If you were to get hit by bus right now, what would your legacy be? Probably that ice cream I made myself, Nara Smith vibes. Oh, when I said, when I was confused if you turned it or not. Yeah, I just scooped. I have vanilla ice cream and then I scooped crunchy peanut butter and then I put some Nutella in it and swirled it around. And I'm going to call that the Woody. Like, what should I call it?

The Woody. Is that like a Woody? Sure. Do you have a better name that I could maybe use? Let's, we can workshop it. I'm not as quick as you with the wordplay and stuff like that and all that's kind of stuff. Okay. Forget it.

We'll workshop. I think I had fun today. Did you have fun today? Yeah. On Ad Week's best voted comedy podcast. Yeah, I had fun today. There were some lulls where we were not Ad Week's best voted comedy podcast. Well, it has been nice.

It's really been nice to meet you. Knowing you and nice meeting you. Nice getting closer to you. And I'll see you in the bonus. I'll see you in the bonus. Okay. I fear. And we hope to see you in the bonus.

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