Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Amy Poehler Spotted with Fibula

Episode Date: June 30, 2022

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Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. John, I know you know a thing or two about medical emergencies because you did write the fault on our stores. I am about to be in Ansel Elgort's position. That is horrible. If my blood sugar gets any lower, I need to cut you. I need to cut you in line to get this burger. I'm sure you understand because you're the author of...

No, that's like really bad. It would have, and then you could have said, just kidding. Big fan. That's like I would be blacklisted from VidCon if that came out of my mouth. Are you really wanting to go back? No, I'm not wanting to go back. But that would have ensured that I would have no entry for the rest of my life should I need to go back for him. Right.

Yeah. Thank you, though, for your advice. I'll do one for Hank. Okay. Oh, my God, Hank. Loving science recently. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Con.

How we doing? Hanging in there by a thread, but hanging nonetheless. Well, we know you know your way around a thread. That's yarn I did bring my knitting today Just in case the mood strikes and I want to knit But I do think How tangled it is could

Cause for a more stressful environment Instead of a less stressful environment Which is what I'm going for Well you know I love untangling stuff We can see speaking of sweater vests This is really my favorite one Yeah Yeah this is my Harry's house sweater vest

That's really That might be your best work honestly An ode to the king Thanks I got this My dad and my stepmom got me this yarn for my birthday, which is a great birthday president. It was a gift card, and then I chose these colors.

And these as well. Yeah, those are good colors. I don't know what this one's going to say, though, yet. Pute. Hell yes. Love Pute. Well, welcome back, everybody. I feel like we never say welcome back.

Right. I think we need to get better at introing and extroying. Yeah, so happy. It's going to be Thursday for everybody. Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday. Friday, Jr. Best day of the week to me. Going to be so fun.

And I guess that's the reason we never say hi because I really don't know how to transition out of a greeting. Right. Did you have a good week since I last saw you? You were busy, busy, busy, be. That's where I should go. Yeah, Wednesday, I left from here, went straight to LAX. It's amazing how you do that. Well, I mean, it makes a lot of sense.

I'd rather fly late, get in somewhere and wake up there the next day, then fly there and waste half of like that free day traveling. Okay. I'd just rather never travel again, I think. Okay, well, listen to this because I've been having randomly started having panic attacks on planes out of the claustrophobia and fear of heights, which I've never had in my life. So I've been working on some very natural ways to combat that. Yeah. Like taking medication.

Yes. That's a prescription. and that hasn't been working either, but then I saw this TikTok of this girl who was a pilot, and she was explaining, she held up a cup of jello, a red cup of jello, that color doesn't matter.

It's the best flavor, though. And she took a little piece of a tissue, like tissue paper that you blow your nose in, ripped it off and said, pretend that this jello is the air that you're flying through, and this is the tissue paper. She pokes the tissue paper down halfway through, and she's like, this is the plane,

and she starts shaking the gel. That's like turbulence, because there's pressure on top of the plane, there's pressure below. You're not going to, there's never been a plane crash from turbulence. Can you believe that? Right.

It's either when you're taking off or landing. Yeah. So she's shaking it and she's like, when you are feeling like, oh, the wing's going to fall off, it's just not. It's not. I used to take before I would get panic attacks.

I used to take two edibles on the plane that would last me the six hours. of L.A. to Philly and vice versa. And there was one time I was so high that I was like dead asleep. And then there was turbulence. And I woke up and I just screamed, oh my God. Like so loudly that like the back of the plane could hear me. And everyone was like, what's wrong? And I couldn't even answer. And then I stopped taking multiples.

Yeah. I feel like that's really confusing thing to take on a plane. Yeah. I would just do it to kind of like knock me out. And like listening to music was so fun. You know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally. But now I can't. Okay, so I want to tell you, can I go progressively through my weekend really quick?

I think that people are going to enjoy this story, although it is 100% about me. Yeah, no, please. And this is a perfect opportunity for me to just listen and knit my heart out. But I'd love if you chime in here and there for details because I'm going to mess some stuff. Okay. What's hard is I can't hold the microphone and knit. So it's going to be a learning. It's going to be a learning curve.

Okay. Okay. Whenever you feel... Yep. Yep. You take it away. Okay. So Wednesday I leave here from the podcast. I go straight to the airport. Seameless. I flew into Jersey. I don't know why I was flying to Jersey, but it's easy for me to go from Jersey.

Just Uber straight across. It's the best. But get in, go to sleep. I was going, basically, I went the whole... This whole trip was built around this show that I got invited to from my buddy, Jake. He invited me to a Jack Johnson concert. in New York, which is just like the most bizarre thing. I always thought I'd see Jack Johnson in like San Diego or like, I don't know, a grass field in my dreams. Never like in New York.

So I go and we go to a happy hour before this show and we're sitting there and we're having a beer and we're all dressed up. It was just me and Jake that were going to this show and we're going to meet our friends later on that night. and we're sitting, New York has the outdoor seating, the outdoor tables that are there from the pandemic, and I think they're there to stay, and it's awesome, and I think that they should be everywhere. And we're sitting, kind of having a beer, and these kids come up, and they're like, I don't know if this is just a Texas thing, but the underarmor kids that are, like, wearing the stretchy underarmor clothes with, like, the Nike socks and, like, the big Nike shocks, the shoes and, like, the magnetic neck bracelet thing and the flat bill hats.

and there's like four of them and they're just like typical kids they walk up and they see me and they go oh my god oh my god archer Archer! It's the kid from TikTok, it's a TikTok guy and I'm like oh my god like why are a 12 year old watching my videos

I'm like you know talking I'm making jokes about chlamydia and like crack like constantly and you shouldn't be listening honestly and the mom's right there and the mom's like I'm so sorry I'm so sorry you guys are just enjoying your time oh look if you're watching on YouTube we've pulled up the middle

school neon boy starter pack i kid you not this is like yeah that's what they were wearing pretty much do it team um it's actually a really expensive get up if you break it all down those Nike socks are like 24 for two pairs and i mean the shirts and shorts anyways um and that haircut yes that's not a cheap haircut you can't get a fade like that for whatever so you ever have a fade yeah and i yeah and it was horrible Because I don't have eyebrows, so it always looks like I'm starting to pass. It looks like I'm getting a disease, like thyroid issue. So, some of you are sitting there and these kids and the mom's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And I'm like, no, it's seriously no big deal.

I've never had like 12-year-olds watch my videos. They honestly shouldn't be. And I'm like, do you guys want a picture or whatever? And they're like, yeah, please, please. And so I go get in. And the mom is like, can I get in the photo? And I'm like, yeah, totally. And so arm around mom, arm around Archer, the kid.

And then I kind of like step back and the kids are just talking amongst themselves and the moms and whatever. And the table next to us at Happy Hour goes, by the way, do you know who that is? Like the mom? And I go, no. That's Amy Polar. Now, how did you not know who that was immediately? She looked like a mom. She looked like every mom.

She's in a jean jacket and glasses, hair up, like just typical mom taking her kids out. and then I look over and I'm like are you and she's like Amy yes and she's like also I know who I know who you are like I like I like you're like I like funny and I'm just like I tell you I've never I've never been Star Trek but I've been very outspoken about Amy Poehler on other podcast I went on the Friday Beers podcast they said favorite like comedians and I said Amy Poehler is like my number one. every time it just like comes out. It's like a gutter old thing. And I just want to remind everybody last week when we were saying that we manifest things in here, blah, blah, blah, whatever. But remember when I looked in the camera and I said S&L, S&L, S&L, and then Amy Poller and her children via Will Arnett approach me on this street.

Oh my God, I could die. I was sitting there. I called Brooke. I'm like, I don't get like that ever. I'm shaking everyone on the street. knew it was Amy Polar except me so they're all like whoa what was that and I'm like I can't talk

to you right now I'm dealing with something that was life changing and I'm telling her like oh my team is submitting my SNL pack and she's like that's really awesome like good for you blah blah but manifestation is just like it really really works and I will say it's very hard to be happy

for someone when you yourself want the exact same thing but just know that I am as happy for you as I am as happy for you as I as my as I possibly could be. I'm just like, truly. Everyone know, like,

anytime I need like a hit of a, of a metaphorical vape pen, I'm going to just think about the moment. Amy Polar was like, I like your stuff. And then I know who you are. The best part I was looking through Dumois. I don't want to talk about that.

Well, I'm gonna. Holy. This is. Okay. Or you're gonna. Yeah. This was the most life altering part of the whole thing.

Said, I'm sharing this very private experience. By the way, when she asked to get in the photo the child the kid was taking the photo I don't have the photo like I don't even have it we have one that's good enough

we have one photo that was taken in West Village in New York by some by a bystander from across the street no you have the other one well yeah the photo taken of the photo being taken so it's not like us like this

it's it's not us smiling at the camera it's a photo of me looking the other direction with her in it but it's the person taking the photos also, you know what I mean. I'll put them, if you were watching on YouTube, I'll put the photos out,

but care to know, then I'll get into my phone situation. And I'll stop my knitting because I do feel myself disassociating fully from you and this podcast. But what were you saying? That happens to me all the time,

well, like people when they're talking to me. Uh-huh. So you, so you, I didn't know about this other, this additional piece of the puzzle. The Dumois piece of the puzzle? The Dumois. Wait, tell everyone who went to Mott, Dumas. Dumois.

Dumois is just like a real-life gossip girl where every sort of celebrity gossip or just their locations are submitted to this Instagram account, Dumois, and then they're posted. And I was just going through Dumois as regularly scheduled and someone, like, above like. Buzz Lerman. Baz Lerman, like spotted at this restaurant. It was like Fibula and Amy Poehler in West Village or wherever you were. And just a picture of them. I got to put it up on the. screen because it's the way that people submit things I'm sure like a couple people on here

follow but we also have a lot of international people that might not follow it's do moi d-e-u-x m-o-i on instagram it's really fascinating to follow like a bunch of people that are in scenes are submitting like insight because they work in the industry and they hear things about for example like Julia Fox is starting an app like I heard or like Julia Fox and little huddy spotted out at dinner together like it's It's stuff like that. And this was on their page. Fibula and Amy Polar share a hug in West Village.

And then Dumois commented, the only thing DeMont commented on on that page was, is Amy a fibula fan? Question mark, like eyes? I was like, what? It really is so cool. That was such an elevating moment. And, you know, I hate when people are like,

try to, like, claim fame by association. Like, oh, I know that person who's famous. so I'm famous, but I was sending that to everybody in my contacts. Like, look at my co-host. Like, look at my co-host. It's just like, like, it feels so absurd to me because it doesn't feel like I don't, I'm not, the other people that are reporting on are genuine, like. Amy Polo.

So A-lis, I shouldn't have been on it. But the fact that it was, that's like my number one person that I, like, look up to type thing. And then just being, like, spotted with them by doing what? I can't believe you didn't recognize her. Oh, I'm sweating right now. my heart is racing. Yeah. It's just insane to continue talking.

So I had basically like the best day of my life on Thursday because after that happened, I'm just on cloud nine, get another beer to celebrate. Just like that's insane. And then we get on the train and we go to the Jack Johnson concert, which by the way, it gets more absurd when you find out that it's not only. That wasn't a concert. It's not only in Times Square. it's an NFT event

but from what I saw from what you were posting that was a very intimate gathering with a few people on a roof with Jack Johnson it was 70 people and most of the people were watching from inside because it was raining but I'm sitting there watching Jack Johnson in a light sprinkle at an NFT event in Times Square

and it really just doesn't get more confusing than that what a good day for you I did not have a great day on Thursday Yeah. I went to VidCon, which for those of you that don't know, and I still don't think I really know what VidCon is, but it's a video convention that was established at some time. I actually don't know because I was probably around when YouTube started getting big. The Green brothers founded it. And it used to be just a- Wait. Yes, John and Hank Green founded VidCon.

Which is why I wanted to go. They're the most random people. They do everything. And I'm obsessed with them, for those of you, who don't know. John Green wrote The Fault on Our Stars, and Hank Green is, oh, it's just a 50, it's a coin flip. Yeah, you're exactly right. Who did what? But Hank Green is just like a science guy?

Bill Nye. That's what he's known for on TikTok, but they started making YouTube videos together. That was like the first thing I think they became well known for. Oh, so it was the vlog brothers. The vlog brothers. And they made video, they still do. The vlog brothers are still going. They make videos to each other every week.

Like Hank Post 1, then John Post 1, and it goes back and forth, and it's been for, like, however many years. And it was, so Vidcom was then purchased by Viacom, which is now Paramount. Yes. That's crazy. Yes. So they started it. So they're billionaires.

So I'm sure. But the reason I wanted to go is because I wanted to see them. But it's just crazy that it started out as, like, YouTube creators. And now it's just like all TikTok. Yeah. Which it's just like, and it hasn't happened since before the pandemic. Is there a spider on your mic? Is there?

No, that's my hair that's been falling in. No, no, no. Oh, it's like a little piece of dust. Oh, it's from my sweater vest. Oh, okay. That is incredibly itchy and sheds as well. All the best things. Yes, all the best.

So true. Anyway, I went to see John and Hank Green. Long story short, I went to, I had like a creator pass, which gets you into more of the VIP experiences. And so I went to the convention center and was, wandering around aimlessly asking people like where's this Spotify event where's blah blah blah they could not tell me I'm wandering around in the heat in my lady effron sweater vest knitted sweater vest for an hour I'm about to drop dead I hadn't eaten anything hadn't drank anything finally I found out I'm in the complete wrong location I'm supposed to be at the Hyatt which is a mile away

so I ask where's the shuttle to the Hyatt someone tells me over here I walk half a mile that way shuttle's actually in the complete other opposite end so a mile now yeah so I'm walking I am about to drop to the ground and never stand up again in my sweater vest. Yeah. Then I eventually just Uber to the Hyatt, which I should have done in the first place. I walk in. I'm truly like on my last leg, like needing medical attention immediately. If not sooner, see Hank.

Yeah. Immediately. I get, well, I was already incredibly dehydrated and ill. But when I see people that I am obsessed with, it's like I could not say hi if my life depended on it. I have to run the other way. So I sprint the other way after I see Hank and I'm in line to get like a burger or something. John's in front of me.

I sprint to the other end of the room. Yeah, because I couldn't possibly fathom saying, I don't want to say hi because it's like, what could I say that they haven't heard before? You know? I want to be special to them and I can't be because it's like what happened they heard. You know who would have definitely

be able to walk you through that situation? ethical clout chase doctor you doctor i know because it's like i would not have gone up to matthew greg ghoubler if you weren't already speaking to him yeah and we could have tailored we could have reeled that situation in a bit more but right like i could have walked you through that you could have called me and said what should i say i can't think of anything right now but i would have you would have i would have i would have yeah what would you have said if you were behind which one do you want to talk to oh let's just say i'm behind john in the line to get a burger I've already ran away from Hank completely.

I'm still about to pass out. Ready? Keep in mind. John, I know you know a thing or two about medical emergencies because you did write the fault on our stores. I am about to be in Ansel Elgort's position. That is horrible. If my blood sugar gets any lower, I need to cut you.

I need to cut you in line to get this burger. I'm sure you understand because you're the author of... No, that's like really bad. It would have... And then you could have said, just kidding. Big fan. That's like I would be blacklisted for... from VidCon if that came out of my mouth.

Are you really wanting to go back? No, I'm not wanting to go back. But that would have been sure that I would have no entry for the rest of my life should I need to go back for him. Right. Yeah. Thank you though for your advice. I'll do one for Hank. Okay. I never saw Hank again though, but I was around John the entirety of the rest of Vidcom and never said a word.

What would you said to Hank? Oh my God, Hank. Loving science recently. All the new science that's been coming out. Can't say enough good things. Good stuff. You know, Hank is where I got that tapeworm story from. I should have brought that up. I thought we agreed like no more tapeworms. By the way, that girl that wrote in about her tapeworm and human parasitology class, I hope, like I would never ever give up a blacklisted. Honestly, like... No further entries. No more.

That was crazy in the email that was so detailed about all of the different sort of parasites that could live in the human body. I would read that one, but I would like to. I'm genuinely interested in parasites. It made me get health insurance. Did you get health insurance? No. I was going to say that's another part of my week besides VidCon. I've had just like these little annoying, horrible tasks that I've been putting off for so long,

getting health insurance, taking my car in that's about to explode. Going to the bank, I would rather these small tasks cause me so much stress. I would rather, like, a psychopath come up to me and say, I'm going to kill you and your family unless you perform these life or death tasks over the course of a week when I hold you captive. I would rather have that happen than go to the bank. That would stress me out less than going to the bank. Yeah. Agree or disagree?

I agree because my house will be in total shambles and then I'll be like, oh, like everyone can come over here before we go to dinner and then in 30 minutes I'll get it all done even though it's been two weeks, you know, that kind of thing. No, I don't understand how that was connected. Like, I'm the guy holding myself captive because I invited everybody over and they can't see my house. And like that's a small task, cleaning your house technically, like doing your dishes all, like putting them out of the dishwasher. instead of just taking the clean dishes out and using them and then cleaning them and putting them back in the dishwasher like actually putting everything away because you're having people over.

Yeah. I just am saying I don't want to go to the bank. I would rather get kidnapped and go to the bank. That task seems more appealing, I guess, is what I'm trying to. It seems less stressful to me because the little things just are the most stressful anxiety inducing. I can't do that.

I just started sweating so bad. Okay. Do you need to be? break? No, I'm okay. What else did I do this week? I did end up going to the bank and I do have to go back tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. PST. Yeah. I saw two movies this week and that's what I'm excited to talk to you about today.

Didn't talk to me. I saw Elvis first. What? I can't see. Did you go golfing? Golfing. Oh yeah, but that wasn't my birthday that I went golfing for. That was our friend T-Ks. birthday that I went golfing. Oh, right. I was top golf. I've never been top golfing.

Have you? Hmm? Oh, I haven't. I don't think I like it at all. No, I don't like it. I mean, it was really fun. That was the first place I ever used a fake ID. You need a fake ID to top golf?

When you're 17 and you're buying a pitcher of beer. Yeah. Drinking and golfing. I would like to know how many top golf related deaths there are each year. Because there's a line that's like you can't cross this line, but. That's why they put those nets up. No, not even that, just from so many people drinking and then people swinging a golf club in addition.

Hot take, top golf is the most overrated thing on the entire planet. I'd never even heard of it. I had fun, though. If it was, I don't get it. I don't get how to play. Go to a public driving range. It's literally, it's so expensive.

And I don't, I can't, I don't, I don't know. I can't think of why I hate it so much, but I hate it so much. That's complete. I'd rather go to like a crappy little golf course, pay for a bucket of balls, get a pitcher of beer there and it'll be $15 total versus this thing

where you have to. Yeah, I don't get how to play still. I don't get how to play still, but I did have fun. And golfing runs in my blood. Does it? Yeah, and I did join the golf team senior year of high school,

but then... Just let me know if my belly button popped. Okay. I was told that it would be best if I stepped down from the golf team if I wasn't going to take it seriously because there were other people that did want to take it seriously.

But I did see two movies this week. Yeah. Elvis was first. Oh, yeah. I'll say, I'll start with the good. Everyone agrees with you, by the way. I know your take, and everyone I've talked to agree with. I'll start with the good.

Austin Butler was great. So talented. I think this is the start of a really incredible career for him. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Austin, I really can't say enough good things about your performance. Way too long.

two hours and 59 minutes too long. Combined with the trailers and the movie, I was in there for four hours. And I would say at about an hour and half into the movie, I completely disassociated and checked out and just out of body, did not catch the last hour and a half of the film. And I just felt like the thing with the Batman

is like there's action happening. And so it's like, okay, I can justify sitting in my seat because that's keeping me kind of on my toes. Elvis was pretty, it was pretty slow. Like it wasn't very plot heavy. It was very much just like a slow burn of his life. Is it like a documentary?

No. Well, oh, here's the thing that I didn't love about Elvis. The narrative is structured around Tom Hanks' character, who's his manager, who basically took advantage of him his whole life and career and just like took half of his money and just completely worked into the bone until he died. What's cool about this is there's not going to be any, what the hell is going on with my brain today? No worries.

Take it slow. There's not going to be any spoiler alerts because it's a true story. Right, right. But the narrative is structured around Tom Hanks' character and he sucked and no one wanted to even look at him. So it's like, don't tell me the story. I don't want you in it. So that kind of suck. Oh, that's a bummer.

Yeah, that it was structured around him because I just wanted. Does Elvis die at the end? Yeah, I mean it's like more so like Words on the screen like he died You know at the end But yeah I mean What if Austin Butler was so in character that he actually gave his life He went to the hospital after filming Elvis

Because out of exhaustion Like the second Elvis wrapped up filming Because he's so method And I will say like he is one of those people My belly button was out you need to keep an eye I'm not looking I'm not my eye or not directly on your belly button.

Yeah, he lost touch of who he actually is as I ended up in the hospital after filming wrapped. That is making sense in terms of just how he's completely taken on the persona of Elvis. You are not Heath Ledger. Wait, who was

the Joker? Heath Ledger? Yeah. Or Joaquin? No, Heath Ledger, like, couldn't get out of the Joker. Uh-huh. Because, but the Joker's a psychopath.

Right. You're a blues singer. Well, you should see the movie There's a lot going on there that you don't really know about Heath Ledger Yeah I mean that's just freaking That makes me

Heath Ledger makes me so sad That's a genuine tragedy Yeah Awesome That was the story of Elvis though At the end of the day Mixing Well it wasn't like objectively

There's a difference between Something objectively being a good movie And not really enjoying watching it It was objectively a good movie But it was way too long So they could have cut it it in half. They could have cut it in half. And the other thing is like I love like music biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody one of my favorite

movie. Yeah. Love Rocket Man. This like there was not one like full performance of any of Elvis's songs. They were all like cut short and not really like it didn't focus on the music which I kind of I like he's I wanted to hear more of the songs at the end of the day. Yeah. You know? But I was moral of the story too long and I would not see it again. There was a lot of music in it though like the soundtrack wasn't it like really yeah but like everything was like you know that song the Doja one's like ah

Vegas. Love that one that was in it for 0.5 seconds. Whereas I would have listened to just that on repeat for three hours and felt better than what I did yeah anyway the main event I guess you should go see it but like bring your knitting

I won't go see it I also saw Marcel the Shell and I saw Marcel the Shell and I saw Marcel the Shell last night. Go ahead. You guys, turn off this podcast and go see Marcel the Shell right now. Don't waste any time with it. Don't waste any more time. The best movie ever created. I would see that 18,000

more times. I don't know why people are talking about Elvis and not talking about Marcel the Shell with shoes on. Excuse me. He is wearing shoes. I mean, I don't... Jenny Slate. Jenny. Is a genius. Genius. And so is Dean. Dean was really good. I. Marcel the Shell with shoes on needs.

Every award. Every praise that any Marvel movies. Marcel de Shell had elements of a multiverse. Is that Nathan Fielder? Yes. What did he do in Marcel? He was the voice of his brother Jason at the end when he was climbing up the wall and he was like, no, I want to be doing this right now.

How did I miss that? I'm feeling sick to my stomach that I miss that. I even got it. There's no real, we're not gonna give any spoiler. I can't, I'm sorry, I can't believe Nathan Fielder's

and Marcel, let's how it shoes on. I even, I picked up as like, is that Nathan Fielder? This is adding a whole other layer to the film for me. Wow, sorry,

tell me your notes. Like, you know how I talked about where the wildings are? Yeah. I was just like so fond of where the wildings are as like just a good,

feel good movie. There was nothing wrong with this nothing wrong. I do have some major plot holes. Besides just being about a talking show. Yeah, skip 30 seconds if you don't want to. It doesn't really matter.

Like, it's not going to change. Because the substance of the movie is just the writing, which was just it absolutely. Unbelievable. Unreal. Like, I can't say enough good things. Here's one issue I have. Skip 30 seconds if you want to not hear this.

And by skip 30 seconds, he's going to go on for like 15 minutes. Okay, so. 15 minutes, probably. No, no. 30 seconds, I can get this on in. This man, Dean, he's split up with his girlfriend. Yeah. And he gets a four-bedroom minimum Airbnb in Los Angeles,

and he's an amateur filmmaker. That wasn't four-bedroom. That was a gigantic property. Have you ever... You see how expensive Airbnbs are in L.A.? Yeah. That's an insane. Same thing.

So I just want to know maybe a little backstory on Dean, the director on what his parents, what venture capitalist from his parents own for him to be an amateur film director renting a Bachelor Pat Airbnb for months to film this documentary. Confirmed there were four bedrooms? It's huge, like that minimum. It's two stories. Right. I mean, it was integral.

The space was integral to the plot. So they had no choice. I mean the rest is just annoying things It took seven years to make this movie by the way Yeah I can't believe they did it in just seven years A masterpiece like that I can't believe they got it in less than a hundred This is so Nicole Kidman When she made that intro at AMC theaters

This is the movie she was talking about Yes And you know what The magic that we go to the movies for It was this movie is what she was talking about That was I never agreed with you more on anything I'm not being dramatic

No, you're not. I was with two of my guy friends, and we were both, we were all giggling, like schoolgirls. And sobbing as well. Sobing as well. It is so deep. And I want, if anybody sees a movie and can break down some pieces for me, I have so many questions about, like, things that definitely have deeper meeting. I could maybe answer them, but I would like to speak a little bit to the depth of animated

or claymation or whatever, I think it's much easier to connect with an inanimate object than it is an actor. I've always said that. Yeah, because you're not taking on the experience of an actual actor that you might not be able to relate to. You can project and any feelings that you might have onto an inanimate object or a cartoon or whatever.

And that's exactly what I felt like I could do with Marcel. You can see yourself in Marcel more than you could, an actor. Did you notice there are a lot of inanimate objects that are personified in this movie? You notice the tambon? Yeah, I did love the tampon. I am a little confused, and that was my biggest plot hole, is like, I do understand the shells.

I think he's technically a mollusk. Okay, but he had a googly eye. Right. And then he had Nani, who also was googly eyes. But then there's a spool of thread, and there's three tarantulas during the middle. that play no role but or at the end are just fully involved with them

and I'm like, why didn't you talk to them the whole time? Right. And I think in the same way you need to suspend your disbelief about Dean getting a four-bedroom Airbnb, you had to suspend your disbelief about there being other animated life forms in this film. Let myself enjoy this. Yeah, let yourself enjoy it. That's why I said, I know that there's some major plot holes,

but this is a movie where you can just listen to the writing, listen to the writing. I guess that's it. Listen to the writing. It is so well done. I just like, I wish I could say more specifically why it was so good, but just every single, every single thing was just so. Oh, wow. What a special image.

What a set-paking image. And it's stop motion. Can you explain? Like what they do is they set up that scene, take a picture and then do that a thousand times and then put it all together? A thousand. Or a billion? Billions. That's just, I mean, if this doesn't win an Oscar.

I'm going to make this I'm going to make this a Marcel the Shell sweater Did you get your Marcel the sticker Shell sticker that I gave you? Oh shoot yeah I got this Marcel the shell sticker at the movie theater Burke is one of the probably three people on the planet that bought merch at the AMC movie theater I didn't buy it they gave it to me

They said do you want this and I said do you have 10? I'm noticing there's two stickers missing Yes Yes I gave one to Ashley Oh And I have one on my computer Okay And I'm going to put the other one

on my phone. Which one do you want? Okay, take that one. I don't really have anything. I can put this huge one. Okay. Well, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. I got you another present too, though. Oh, this is, oh. That's the banana bread and I don't know if it's stale yet. Fing go. Could you open that now, though, because sharing is caring. Yeah, I want to get a good flavor. That's the peanut butter cup one. Oh, yeah. This one is so good. This is Allie's banana bread, by the way. Cannot. I'm not even like a banana. I'm not even a banana brand stand. Banana bread stand. I'm like The two things I'm devoting my life to

are Allie's banana bread and Marcel the show But anyway Can't stress this enough if you haven't already closed this podcast And bought tickets to see Marcel the show That's what you need to do right now Oh it's cold Is it? It was in the fridge I like cold stuff

Okay good I'm so glad I want to tell you Connor While you're opening that About Kelly Ripa's what I eat in a day While we're eating the banana bread because this is something that doesn't look too good. Did I squish it? I think I might have sat on it.

It looks like human poop. I know. I think I might have sat on it. But that's okay. I'm still going to eat it. It's still going to be good. Okay. So I saw on TikTok that people were up in arms about Kelly Rippo's what I eat in a day.

And typically, I am not somebody who gets up in arms about those kinds of things. But I decided to look into it myself. It had, I think, been deleted from a few platforms because people were so upset about it. But I was able to find it via google.com. And it was on Harper's Pazar. And let me walk you through what she eats in a day while we eat this banana bread. Is it so good? Guys, I want to walk you through the taste of this.

Oh, wow. It's insane. It's so moist. It's soaking wet. I think this is just the regular one, not the peanut butter one. It's peanut butter. So this banana bread is moist. It's got all of the elements of a standard banana bread, but it's got peanut butter cups.

Oh my God. Yeah, get in there. Where's the peanut butter cup? Oh, they're kind of just like in there. I don't think this is a peanut butter cup one. It says peevee cup. Allie would never mess up her label. I know.

It is insane. Oh, my God. Thank you, Allie. Allie, you're doing God's work. Okay, I'm going to open this on my phone just for viewing purposes in terms of eyesight, etc. Okay, Kelly Rippa wakes up every single morning. And to preface, she has the same thing every single day. There's no variation because she likes to stick to a routine.

Wake up. Glass of water with a powder of some green shit that has microgreens in it. I did that today. Okay. Then she has a cup of coffee. Obviously, she puts G in it. She puts what in it? G.

Not sure exactly what that is, but it's like a gooey substance. Or a powder. Either one. Then she takes about 800 supplements. Then she goes on air for however many hours to do live with. Kelly. Okay, not one ounce of solid food in her body before she goes on air. Then, after she comes off of the TV, she has lunch, which is exactly two tablespoons of almond butter measured out and a teaspoon of cinnamon and with an apple in it. Okay? Then she has her like snacky lunch, which is a salad of

microgreens. And the thing about Kelly is that she's not afraid to switch it up. with the kinds of nuts that she puts on the salad. That's great. So maybe, yes, maybe one day it'll be cashews, but maybe the next day it'll be pine nuts. Yeah. So that's the awesome thing about Kelly is that she's not afraid to switch it up there.

She's crazy. Then she works out seven days a week. So then she'll do her workout. Okay? So then it's dinner time. Okay? And that's going to be some vegetables. And she likes to go for whatever's in season.

Yeah. With some tofu. And then the thing about Kelly also, Connor, is that she's a human being. and so she will indulge in a chocolate-covered almond or cashew. Okay? Because she's human. And the other thing about being human is she's not a monster.

She's going to have a slice of cake on her birthday. Okay? And she literally said, I'm not a monster. I'm a human being. And that was it. That was what I eat in a day for Kelly Rippa. Every single day it's the same thing, except of course, on her birthday in which she will indulge in a piece of care.

You know, it's crazy? Or it depends on the chocolate-covered almond intake. I could find everything that she just described, like, for her day, like, probably under the seat in my car. Her probably whole meal that she eats. Every meal she eats, probably has fallen out of, like, in the past week, just, like, and it's under my car. I could be like, oh, shit, we have to bring Kelly her breakfast. And I could probably just, like, scoop some stuff out and give it to her. That is barely one meal.

Like, all of that, barely the toppings for her daily microgreen salad. I know. And they just posted that and we're like, here's what you should eat in the day if you want to be Kelly Rippa. that is sick for me at least because I know if I were 12 or however old I was when I was super impressionable

especially with food and I listened to that I would be like oh this is what I'll do if I want to look like Kelly Rippa and I would be passed out within an hour Yeah no I agree I think that that's absurd I do want to say what is she supposed to do lie about what she eats in a day

Yeah or they just shouldn't have interviewed her because like I guess do that if that's what works for you, fine, whatever. But that's, like, not something that you should be advertising as something that is healthy. Yeah, I think they probably need, like, I mean. Like, that should come with a disclaimer. If she's, if she's happy.

Like, don't do this. I don't, I don't really know, though, like, everything that goes into an eating disorder, but it kind of sounds. I think that's disordered eating. I mean, I'm not an expert, but I know if I ate that every day, that would be disordered. She looks. I know, that's what's sad. I know.

I don't like she needs that's like I think and they I mean everybody's body's different maybe she's maybe that's she figured out her thing I don't know I mean I don't I'm not a nutritionist but I don't think that can be good for you right I mean like that does seem like starving yourself yeah like I had there's no I had my micro greens this morning like I said in my smoothie but I also had half of a cheeseburger that I ate right last night so I mean we're kind of the same. I'm not a monster. I'll have my cheeseburger at 7.42 a. Right. Because like cutting out carbs, I guess, is one thing that you shouldn't do, I don't think. I don't know anything I'm talking out of my ass. Like she's not even eating any like grains or anything, you know? She's just foraging.

I don't know. I don't know either. I'm not a nutritionist. I know. I'm getting a little nervous, but I don't think that it just to me, you know what? I can't say what's right and wrong, but I can say what feels right and wrong to me. does not feel right to me. I would be dead within an hour.

Because I know I'd be dead. I would literally be having a V-Con experience. I would say, John Green, get the fuck out of my way. I need to be in front of you in the burger line. Yeah. If I tried to eat her meal for the day. Yeah.

Anyway, this is just something that's... We should probably send her some Ali's banana bread. I bet she would love it. Maybe we'll send it for her birthday. Yes. Because she's not a monster at the end of the day. She'll have a nibble. Yeah. And if Ali, you wouldn't mind putting one son.

singular chocolate covered almond into the banana bread. I know Kelly could really appreciate that. She's a human at the end of the day. At the end of the day, she's not a monster. And I also want to say, like, I went, so, obviously, I have to just move past this, but my phone broke over the weekend. On Friday morning. And I went on a run Friday morning in New York City, which is awesome.

I ran the West Side Highway. which is not awesome because everyone there gives me the same vibes as when I go to like Trader Joe's on a Sunday. Did you get the green phone? What? Oh, sorry. Never mind. No, it's the same phone I had. But basically it broke.

I took a, gosh darn, I took a picture of myself on my run because I was feeling great. I'm in New York. I bought groceries and I had a bouquet of flowers hanging out of them and it's pretty much all time. That's a pretty much all time image is to be head to toe in athleisure having exercised. and walking through New York City with a grocery bag and a bouquet of flowers. It's really just epitome of I have my life together. Who are the flowers for?

Just to have in the apartment that I was staying in. You love flowers. It's kind of nice to just put them up and it kind of feels good and alive. I didn't take the leaves off, so they died that same day. But it's the other that counts. It was a couple hours of good stuff in there.

But I took a picture of myself and I put it up and I said, or I was getting ready to put it up and I was like best day of my life on my story. And then I get my Instagram, it's hacked. So I didn't have Instagram for basically the whole weekend. Luckily, I had it for the best day of my life Thursday. But I also didn't have it to get any news because my phone broke on everything that was happening Friday morning. So I'm so glad I didn't post the story and then get hacked on Instagram that said best day of my life.

Because it certainly was not the best day of our lives here. I know. Because obviously Roe versus Wade, which we obviously, I didn't get the chance. talk about this anywhere else I was waiting for the podcast, but don't really even need to have a conversation about it. You and I are on the same page. Abortion is health care. Health care is a right and you can't turn over rights. That's as far as the conversation needs to go. Yeah, I think I just like, I don't know if I've fully processed yet because once you process this and acknowledge it, it's like, wow, what else is going to happen? Like what other laws are going to be overturned?

Like how fucking backwards are we going? Once you start doing this and overturning things that have, you know, Right, what's coming next? It's a slippery slope. Yeah. And things are already coming next and it's really scary. No matter what your views are, if you start overturning rights, it's a slippery slope and you should be pretty like honestly nervous. I wish I could show everyone my underwear right now that says choice bedazzled on the butt. Give me, let me wear those next week.

Okay. Or where did you get them? They're from parade. Parade. We love, I love for them. Yeah, I could probably. I walked past their store in Soho a couple times this week. Do you see it?

It just says ho, because that's the only two letters coming out. No, it says choice in rhinestones. I know. I can only see the rhinestones. You pulled up, you pulled, you gave yourself a wage. I know. H.O. Either way, yeah.

So that really sucks. Yes, that sucks. It sucks. It sucks. And it's scary and we hope to be a safe space, as always, for all of you. And I'm giving you all just the biggest virtual hug. Yeah. Through the screen, kissing all of your.

brains and I'm so sorry that this happened. It was and it blows trunks. It was also really insane being in New York City for this. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, it's so accessible to go outside and see things happening live versus like even LA you don't see that. Like people getting news and immediately going outside. So immediately, you know, people are marching whatever.

So we went out and walked with people for a little bit and then. But it's so weird because it was also pride. It was New York Pride weekend. And so we, and it was exact opposite of Friday on Sunday. Everyone's the whole say it was electric I've never felt anything like that Everyone's happy and just like overjoyed And celebrating

Right And won It was really cool But that was just stark difference I was going to say like America in general Like I was thinking about this the other day We're so embarrassing For so many reasons

Obviously laws are one thing But are we the only country that drives On the right side of the road? No Who else? Canada I guess And, well, that's all of, that's North America as well.

No, I don't think so. Because like, that's, that's, that's, I'm trying to think of the, you know what everybody's do, you know, when you get in trouble for doing it and you're like, oh, take a step back. Am I wrong? No, when I was in Croatia, they were driving on the right side of the road. Yeah. There's other, I think it's, maybe like a pretty even split. Okay, well, metric system.

Metric system. That's all say. Hell yeah. I don't know it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know it. I don't know it. I'm too tired. Right now? Yeah. But I will learn it eventually. And here's our, here's one of our biggest, bidets. A lot of countries have adopted bidets.

America, barbaric state of... I'm so pro-bade, are you? I'm over-the-moon bidet. By the way, we have friends at... Tushy. And they have a bidet you can install yourself at home, and it's so easy, and I love it. And I have mine. I remember one time back, I don't think I had met you yet.

I received a bad day. at my house and I didn't know where it came from and apparently you had spoken to this brand on my behalf yeah and I was like can what did you say to this brand because they had included in a note like Connor says like you really need this bidet as well as as as well as the wet wipes they sent and like merch that's like I love my butt hole merch that's like I love my butthole just like so much butthole merch yeah and I was like what can you let me know what you said to this brand about my butt and you wouldn't tell me what you said Could you tell me now?

No, I don't remember, but it was like along the lines of like broke shitter pants or something. Oh, awesome. So, sorry. Awesome. No, no. But I think it's pretty barbaric of us to be putting our hands into our butts like after we poop. Like that's weird, right? No, I totally agree.

I would think, I wish there was a portable, I wish there were portable bays you could put in your pocket. Like somebody to hose. I would prefer someone hosing me down. Like, just get in there. And then I'll, I'll dry off. Yeah, no, I agree. There's this really, really good bit that Conan did. Have you ever seen Conan and Jordan Schlansky?

Jordan Schlansky is one of the producers on Conan, and all the bits that he has with Conan are truly just the funniest things I've ever seen in the world, and there's one about a bidet that I'm going to send you. I implore everyone else to watch it, because it is just the funniest thing, and he's very pro bidet. And I'll send that to you. We're all pretty bobo-b-b-b-a-a-a-a. Yeah.

Anyways, okay, so my phone breaks. It was a miraculous turn of events because my phone breaks, but it was slow to break. It was like things started slowing down and then like it wouldn't turn on randomly. And then I get my Instagram got hacked separately because I couldn't get into it. But I was logged into our podcast page. I was logged into my merch page. But mine was saying you do not have access to this account like it's already logged in. And then I started looking, it was logged in in like Kansas and like random play.

And I was like, oh, so someone's on my account. Whatever. So I go to the Apple store. If you're familiar with New York, I went to the Brookfield Place one, which is by the 9-11 Memorial alone. My phone has now stopped working. I get to the Apple store. They say, what's wrong?

I go, I don't really know. Why don't you have a SIM card? Am I not at the Apple Genius bar? Why are you asking me questions? You have a PhD in Apple Ology. Like, why? I don't know why I'm here. Fix, please fix my phone.

Guys, I had to buy a $1,200 iPhone. And my current phone, my phone that I had was still vibrating every single time my new phone vibrates. So it's getting all the texts and stuff and calls. Did you ever get a diagnosis? They were like, you got water in it. I'm like, you guys, Apple is the biggest. Apple invented gas lighting. Good point.

You should really get... You got water in it. No, I didn't, sir. Also, isn't it waterproof or resistant? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Huge difference between waterproof and resistant, by the way.

I mean, like, I really can't talk. I kind of shoot myself on the foot because I'm so pro taking my phone in the shower. But, like, I... Yeah, okay, I got water in it. Shut up. Give me... Like, can you fix it, please, so I can go? I don't want to be here

No one wants to be here And they were really nice But it was almost making it worse That they were nice Gaslight Right Gaslight Girl Boss Like at least Because I couldn't hate them

You know I was like Mark you're really nice But just like get the fuck away from me And give me my phone I want to go home You'd be able to buy a new phone Yeah it sucked really bad Could you trade it in the broken one

Or not at all No they just like let me walk out with it But I was kind of like Okay I'm flying out of New York I have to have a phone Because I'm so I need my phone so much much not because of social media or anything like I was locked out on my Instagram for four days

uh it was really nice no transparency it was really fucking hard I felt like I was having withdraws and like checking it was horrible um I didn't get see me on dumois live which is really tragic it's like missing the birth of a child for me and then uh anyway so I had to get this new phone I still have my old phone I'm gonna see if I can take it to like one of those kiosks that has no liability involved but um what would you do with two phones then i would sell the other one but i need to get my contacts off the other one so because i didn't have a sim card which i can't answer that question they couldn't transfer my contacts over i didn't even think these had sim cards nowadays they popped

out my little thing didn't we evolve past a sim card with iCloud they put it well i don't i don't update my i cloud because i just need it to leave me alone same and i do need a new phone and i'm going to be screwed. I'm going to be manually transferring one thing at a time. Apple, no, because if you have your phone and it's working, you just put it next to the other one, and it'll sink. Through osmosis? I'm not an Apple genius.

Right. You know the Apple store now they have like full-on activities for children and they have a huge screen and a speaker that comes out and it was really freaky because a lot of the tourists in New York City brought their kids to the Apple store as like one of their things that they were doing during the day. Like Burger King McDonald's vibes? Like the jungle jams? Like someone comes out and is like,

hey kids, today we're going to be talking about Apple's new notes feature. More like Barnes & Noble. And it's like you're obviously selling a product but they were tailoring it to children that were like six. And it was feeling very black mirror esque. Okay,

so anyway, so I get my new phone. By the way, none of my friends offered to come with me. So I have no phone in York City. And they, I go, so I go to the Brookfield Place. They send me to the Soho location, which is right by where I was staying. So that was really cool of them. And, uh, I get there. And they're like, we need an hour to process your new phone. And I was like, okay, what do I do? And they're like, whatever you want to do. I don't know. Go like watch the interactive Mickey Mouse Clubhouse thing over there. So I walk out to get food. And I got like this big disgusting

bowl of mac and cheese. And that's when I had the most people walk up and say, hey, we love your podcast. I'm sitting, staring at the ground, eating a bowl of mac and cheese. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, but thank you to everyone that said that. But anyways, I knew your phone was gone, by the way, because when I don't hear from you in like six minutes or you're not posting, I get scared that something horrible happened to you. I only didn't have access to text you. But I could tell. I only didn't have access to texting for about 10 hours. You long. I know. It was really horrible. Anyways, so I fly out Monday night. and my flight was at 8 p.m. out of Jersey again.

And, like, after we did, we did pride parade on Sunday, which is so much fun. And then I fly out Monday. My flight's at 8. It got delayed two hours, naturally. I haven't had a flight that was left on time in two years now. And I'm going to have to really breathe through this. Take your time. Okay.

I'll be here. You guys. You guys. everyone's everyone's gonna have like this is gonna I think this is gonna frustrate a lot of people

so because I was flying back late and I had a podcast yesterday morning that started at 7.30 in the morning and I was doing essentially a red eye 8 p.m. but you're supposed to get in

11 p.m. into L.A. because you gain 3 hours on a 6 hour flight so I leave at 8 p. you're supposed to we're supposed to leave at 8.30 p.m. Depart it's 6 hours

and 16 minutes to get from New York to L.A. But then you get three hours back. So I should land at 11. Sure. which is fine because then I Uber home, I'm home by midnight, and then I go to bed, I wake up,

and I can do the whole day. It gets to lay two hours and change. But when I get on the flight, I paid for an upgrade so I could sleep the whole time. So when I landed, it's kind of like I was already asleep and I could get my eight hours. So I walk back to my seat, and I paid for the window so I could lean up against it

and put my legs out a little bit. So I paid for the upgrade. It was like $60. So I go to my seat. and there's a child in it, like a six-year-old. Oh, no. And I go, check my ticket. I don't want to, and I always get on the flight last because I'm cool checking my bag

if I don't have to wait and find a bin and put up. I just rather get on the plane, sit down, and then when I don't have to wait for my bag when I get off the plane. So I'm loud. I love gate checking. Yeah. Pro gate checking, pro bidet. Me too.

So I walk back to my seat. It's everyone sitting on the plane, by the way. And there's people, like New York to LA flight, there's a couple people that definitely were like, like podcast listeners or TikTok followers or something. So like I'm last one on. It's completely quiet. It's now like 8.45 p.m.

And I go, oh, I'm so sorry. That's my seat. I'm like, do I tell the six-year-old he's in the wrong seat? Or do I just kind of announce it? Yes, he knows exactly what he's doing. So I go, oh, that's my seat. So the guy next room goes, oh, I'm his dad. Do you mind switching so we can sit together?

Unacceptable. Hang on. I go, you have, sir, you have put me in the worst position I could be in. The dad should sit in the middle. The dad was in the middle. He put the child in my seat on the window. Then why can't the child go in the aisle? Because the child's seat was six rows back, middle seat. Out of the upgraded.

Oh my God, I thought that you were all in the same row to begin with. No, so I go. Holy shit. I go, sure. I go, sure, that's fine. Where's his seat? I'm thinking, no. no sane person would ask me to switch for a worse seat

so they could sit next to their child, right? Middle seat like this, seat doesn't go back, and it's six rows, like less leg room. So like my legs, when I'm sitting on the plane, I know I don't look very tall and for the girl that made the TikTok saying I was 5'4. You're so tall to me, and that's what mattered. Yeah.

My legs touch the top of the thing. So like, I'm like, I'm like this. You know, so I did it. I sat back and that was horrible. You deserve a purple heart. That was just the most blood-boiling experience. I'm just like, you're- I would have told on him to the flight attendant.

I mean, I would have explained to do it. It's my fault. No, but you didn't know the implication. I'm also like, sir, I can sit next to your kid. Like, I'll be, if he needs anything, I'll come back and get you. I just, like, can't even talk about it because it was so upsetting. It was just like, I am on, I am on the episode of, like, Chris Hansen, what would you do? My blood's boiling.

That's a Hansen brothers. I've never heard of Chris Hansen. Sir, you, you've been on, what would you do? Can you explain what? The amount of sweater vest fuzz that's on the microphone. I don't know how to say that. John, Kino, oh, Chris Hanson is like dateline. John Kinnonis, Kignoness, is the what would you do the guy?

Have you never seen what would you do? No, never. I've never heard of it. It's basically like they send in like um like they set up a domestic abuse fake two actors and see who who in the restaurant will step in but oh I've seen that. Yeah and then they'll pull like if no one step if this person doesn't step in. Oh yeah.

Why didn't you step in when you saw that? That's my nightmare scenario like my career would be over if someone saw me like not step in which I hope I don't think anybody would judge you for not switching in that situation. It was. I would applaud. you it was so crazy that is horrible so I took a pill in a Biza yeah passed out but I was drooling on the guy next to me no shame um I feel like I had something I wanted to just tell you and I'm looking in our shared notes yeah we're definitely wrapping up here pretty soon no but there's something

very specific I wanted to to table with you uh in the meantime I just want to let everyone know that Taco Bell has released a new contract Taco Bell has released a new CrunchRap Supreme with a massive cheese it inside If you want to shit your pants and make it smell Like double cheddar smoked Crunchy

Well what I wanted to say is I have convinced myself I think everybody that I went to high school with Is making fun of me on the internet And I think they all have a group chat where they send my stuff, my online stuff back and forth. Because I've noticed that there have been people from my high school commenting on like the podcast clips that are on TikTok.

And then I also did this like giveaway where I'm giving way one of my sweater vests and people from my high school are like tagging other people from my high school in it and entering. They're making fun of me, right? Yeah. Like the thought that they are sending that back and forth to each other, I feel like I could throw up. And so I want to say if you went to high school with me,

not only am I begging you to not watch any of my stuff. So please, if you're watching this closes immediately, don't comment on anything because then I'll know. Don't perceive me in any way. The thought of somebody I sat next to in math class sitting and watching me be on the internet in the way that I am, whether it be talking to you or knitting, I could throw up. I want to throw up. truly

yeah they're sending me back and forth in their group chats I mean I I know because I've heard that my people are talking but I'm like whatever

and you're not gonna win my giveaway you're not gonna win that sweater no matter how bad you guys want it did you pick a winner yet I can't say closes tonight at midnight um well I mean you just gotta know what's gonna happen

that was fun to do though my giveaway I will say yeah I actually heard there was like a high school group text. About my giveaway? No, about, about my stuff. Uh-huh. Because one of my friends told me,

because they were put in it, and they were like, honestly, like, I don't think that your stuff is funny online, because I know you're funnier in person. And so it's, like, hard to watch. And I was like, okay, well, keep that yourself. Like, that's not something that I need to know. I was like...

Just like, sure, like, my close friend, these are, the thing is, like, these are people that I was friendly with, but not, like, good friends with, which is the worst. Hey, they're fans. at the end of the day, even if they're making fun of you, they're fans. Engagement's engagement.

Yeah, I guess. How mortifying. No. No? No. Mm-hmm. Pretty bad. Oh, I wanted to read one quick email.

Oh, I also wanted to give, oh, and guess who was on my flight back home? Who watched me do the switch, the seat switch. Will Arnette? Jamila Jamil. Who was that? You don't know? She's in the good place. This girl, you know her face.

Yeah, I do know her face. She doesn't seem like someone who would fly commercial. But she was, and she was right next to me, and her driver picked her up. Also, I did want to talk about the summer I turned pretty. Oh, yeah, talk about it. Well, it's just, I watched it because everybody was obsessed with it, and also because those teen romance shows are my bread and butter. Sure.

Typically, I think kissing booth right below Marcel the shell in terms of winning, Oscar worth That's a pretty hot take Yeah Well it's my take And I believe it Through and through and through I think the summary

I turned pretty Obviously Binged it Obviously cried I think it was overrated I think that it was There's levels of cheesy Kissing booth

This is the meter of cheesiness As as follows So cheesy that it's good I don't even know any of these people That's in this show It's like so, I'm having trouble articulating what I'm thinking, but like, Kissing booth was so over the top cheesy that it became like good, like ironic, like ironic cheesy and that's why I love it. This was like right below that where it was like cringe cheesy, I thought, especially because.

Hallmark. No, like a little above that. Because Hallmark is like the level of cheesy that it's like kind of trying not to be cheesy so it's painful. But this, yeah, I guess this was kind of like, I don't know. But basically, I thought this was like a little bit too cheesy and non-ironic way, the dialogue. And the moms were also, like there was a lot of plot with the moms doing the same things that the teen kids were doing. I think the moms added into it and made it cheesier than it needed to be. But I think it or don't watch it.

Yeah, watch it. But I do think it was overrated. Soundtrack was great. Oh, that's good. That's always good. I want to give a shout out to everyone from the UK that sent me Love Island streaming links that were on Reddit and one seemed like it was from a black market site

but I appreciate the effort I'm not going to click it because I can't go back to the Apple store but I also want to give separately a shout out to some of our international listeners that wrote in we have some great I mean we have a ton of Australia I love that I would love to go to Australia one day me too we have some from New Zealand which is neighbors with us,

some from Alaska, which I know is not international, but it's cool. We have one person wrote in from Oman, OMA, which is incredible. That's far. And one person who wrote an incredible email, and I can't remember his name,

but I responded to him on the email, wrote in from Korea. Wow. Yeah. Those places are all so far. I know, and they're all different. Yes. That's very cool.

also different. He had a hot take for you. Oh, what was it? Um, he basically said that we should stop supporting one certain female comedian. Not because she's a female, but because Amy Schumer? Yes. Well, I'm tired of that. Like, focus your energy somewhere else.

Well, no, she just was like, they pulled like 50 times she's stolen jokes from people. Which like... You know what? It's like part of comedy. That's comedy. Waking jokes. Did you pull up their... No, I didn't because I'm over it. Oh, it's not. No, he had a hot take just for you. Oh. Oh, I thought that's what it was.

No, the response, like our replies. My phone is so crusting. Are you on here? Click this. Yeah. Click this. Yeah. Josh from Korea.

He said, Brooke, I just wanted to ask what. Oh, never mind. No, we're not talking about that. Oh, yeah. Unless you want to. I don't think you want to, like, say her name again because it's. It's about Lily Reinhart's.

videos, which is fine. I don't have a, what's it, patent on all pool videos. I will say I will no longer be able to make pool videos because watching, I just feel like they're, like I can't, they're a little cringy now to me. Yeah. But I did have fun making them all I did. Yeah. I think at least I can sleep well knowing I didn't do a baby voice in them. And that's, did I? No. I didn't. I didn't. I have to be so bad. Okay. So can we wrap up? Yeah, that's completely fine.

Thank you guys so much. Thanks, guys. We're actually going this afternoon to go on Britney Brosky and Sarah Showers's community guidelines podcast, so watch out for that. I'm not sure when that comes out, but eventually you'll be able to find us there. Thanks guys for listening. Email us. Please, if you're new and haven't left a review on Spotify, it's pretty easy.

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