Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Are Pets Children?

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc56_Audio Happy Valentine’s Day! This week, Brooke and Connor break down all the hard launches they saw on Instagram this week and give advice on how to navigate having a crush on your teacher. Plus, Brooke dives deep into her new life as a (guinea pig) mother.  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://buyraycon.com/bandc TODAY to get 15% off your Raycon order! Visit https://awaytravel.com/bandc to start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials. Go to https://Prose.com/bandc and take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order today! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 The Radio Is Awesome 2:50 Intro 3:25 Stop Stealing Our Ideas 4:23 Bringing Brooke's Idea To Life 8:54 No One Thought We'd Be Back 9:32 Brooke Enters Motherhood 14:06 Raycon 16:45 Life With Frankie 18:49 Connor's Hamster Nightmare 21:05 Childhood Pets 22:54 Frankie's New Gifts! 25:52 Away Travel 29:12 Happy V-Day! Kinda 31:05 The Year Of The Hard Launch 33:12 Connor's Gift To Brooke! 34:00 The Best Detergent Ever 37:18 Prose 39:34 A New Invention Idea 40:45 SuperMega Crashes BNCMAP101 41:33 An Emotional Super Bowl 44:42 Brooke's Yips 46:49 No More Office Crushes 48:03 BetterHelp 49:47 Girl Bossing Too Close To The Sun 51:33 Super Bowl Ad Ranking 56:38 Serena Williams Hot Take 59:13 Getting Blue Balled By Rihanna 1:00:27 Rihanna's Outfit Analysis 1:06:36 AITA V-Day Edition 1:12:48 Doing Sexy Voices 1:14:12 OK Bye! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I hate it. Weird. But I was listening to these two guys talk, and they're just like hanging out. You know, they're in like a radio studio, having literally a podcast, and then playing music in between. I guess that's how podcasts kind of started.

That's their original form. What a radio. What a brilliant idea to play a little bit of a podcast when people start getting tired? Play three songs. Yeah. And jump back in. How good is that?

Yeah. We'll just do that in the bonus. You guys can have a radio hour. That makes sense. I'm like, I'm like, oh, I really like these guys' takes on the Super Bowl commercials. But I'm kind of getting tired. I never thought about it being a podcast. Oh, my God.

One of the Hot 100 is playing. What a nice little chaser. Yeah, that's really cool. It's a brilliant idea. And I see a little bit of a renaissance with radio because if I start to feel that way, just a voice of the people. Someone was saying that yesterday to me in the car. Yeah.

They love the radio. You know what? What? A spark can spark the fire. Well said. It's just a drop in the ocean. Well said. I was going to, oh, TikTok is the new radio, kind of.

That's where you discover new songs nowadays. Yeah, but the radio, like, serves a purpose. It's there for the in-between. It's like, you're in the car and you just, like, need the radio from A to B. You're not, like, sitting in your house laying on the ground in your bed and, like, the whole day listen to the radio. I guess I just don't understand why. you would listen to the radio when you have like the songs that you want to listen to at that moment at your fingertips. You've gotten tired of your own music had been like I wish someone else could be for me.

That's true. But then I would put on like a random playlist that someone else has created. Yeah. With the vibe that I want. There's something about some song coming on that you like know, but you didn't know what's going to happen. You know this idea that I had for an invention when I was younger that I think maybe exists now but I had the idea first. It might not exist, but a car radio. What is it?

A car radio system that allows you to plug in like your top 10 favorite songs. And whenever that song is on, it goes to that channel that it's on immediately. Because that always sucks when like your favorite song is on a channel and it's like you don't even know. And you're missing it or you tune in halfway. That's just, I mean, the beauty of the radio is that you don't know what's going to play. But you could just listen to your playlist if you want to. This was before that was really an option. Oh, okay.

Well, cool, it exists now. Yeah. So, I guess. That's exciting. But not in the way that I described specifically. I guess we'll never know. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor.

Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for an island. 11 when I was 5. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.

Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Another one of your inventions, you'll find this interesting. Yeah, I will. This is a scary one. Can we type in on Google really quick? So can we type in Kraft, Mac and Cheese, Philly advertisement? This is insane.

Oh, I thought you were going to talk about. the invention of ours that was made. In a way it was. Look at this, the first one. Billboard that hugs fans back, or hugs fans back. You go in there and you squeeze your body into the... I just said a body pillow that hugs you back. This is a billboard that hugs you back and it's in Philly.

They are listening. I know. 100%. Oh, you think I don't know that? Scary, because also this past week, one of our, the idea we had about the projector on your head so that you can watch TV according to your position was invented. Yeah. The prototype.

Yeah. But we didn't know he was a friend of the pod. Yeah, I did. Oh, you did? Oh, I didn't know that. But still. Yeah. Like, that's wild.

He actually messed me before and was like, that is such a good idea. And I was like, dude, how realistic is this? And then we like didn't talk. I was like, you should come on. We should like invent something together. And then that next thing I know. And then he made it. I am wondering why he's,

if he's going to send it to us for us to sample. I don't think so. Why? Is it real? Or is it like animated and? No, it's real. Or he has a 3D printer. My favorite part is when he's like in bed with porn hub playing on the ceiling.

Is he? Talk about real life applications. Yeah, just wait. There he is watching TV. what there is porn hub oh i miss that piece yeah i love that yeah it's so great to have accessible it is in 2023 oh my god shrek yeah he's a man of the people yeah but it's amazing because he does all his stuff with a 3d printer and he just plugs stuff in and then the rest is kind of i just need oh i need this for a projector i need these things for a projector but like the wonders of a 3d printer

i still don't understand what a 3d printer is some things are not really not really for us to understand. But I've never even seen one. Like, I don't know. It just printed that whole thing. Some parts of it. It printed that whole projector. Not the tech parts, but the casing.

Yeah. Do you feed materials into it, and then it comes out the other way? Yeah, you give it a big thing of plastic, like a spool of plastic, and then it melts that and reforms it into whatever shape you want to. Yeah. Like, it's literally...

Could I make a sculpture? Look at the sculpture that's on the... Yeah. Oh. Okay. Let's make a sculpture. You could, well, we have to find a 3D printer first. Are they, can you just buy it at Sables or is it complicated?

I think they're like pretty expensive. I mean, you could probably get a good one. Well, because people started printing guns. 500. Oh, but okay, that's a question I have. If you're printing a gun, can you make it shoot? You can make it shoot? I don't see why not.

That's horrible. Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Yeah. People were 3D printing guns. Can you 3D print money? I guess you can 2D print money. I think someone was trying to 3D print a car.

We had a 3D printer that we could use at the library for free at college. And people were printing like marbles and stuff. And then one guy was like, I'm going to print a gun. That's scary. Yeah. This reminds me of like what those chunky white MacBooks were. Like clearly like it's going to advance into something more. But like it's not quite there yet.

Like it's something that's very clearly going to be big, but it's at the beginning stages. Does that make sense? No. Like you can tell like there's going to be a lot of advancements in 3D printing. Like it's going to be able to do like more stuff than it does now. But it's not there yet. Same way like with the white chunky MacBook like you knew more was coming or the first iPhone. Like you knew more was coming.

But it wasn't there. But what is it? Like I don't I don't have the access. I don't have access that information yet. I liked having my white chunky MacBook. it made me feel safe at the airport because I always said to myself if someone tries to take down this plane

I have this fantasy in my head where clobber them with the chunker. I'm taking out my yeah I think that my 15 pound MacBook if I needed to slip it out of its carrying pouch if I smack you over the head with a 15 pound MacBook you're done there's you're not you're not even coming back from that there's no way

especially if I have it sideways you catch that corner on that part of your neck that kills you which I don't know where that is but it wouldn't be a hard Google Yeah. Well, remember when we used to have laptop, like, cases? Little plastic ones. Oh, my God. Those. And then I had a plastic case that you would, like, snap on. And then also, like, a little, like, soft case that you would put in. Yeah, you zip it. And now I'm just, like, brawogging my laptop. Like, kicking it off my bed, like, which is bad. I should get back into the habit of treating my objects with respect and love. That's a good thing to do. Yeah. Yeah, I can't break another laptop.

I've been to the Apple store like 100 times this year. But how do we get here? I don't. Well, anyways. I just imagine you guys being like, oh, welcome to the podcast. Oh, yeah. By the way. By the way, welcome to B&CMAP.

We're back again against all odds. We're back again. Against everyone that's trying to keep us from the spot. Here we are. No one said that it'd be us here today. No one said that. There was not a word on anyone's lips that said we would be back in this here today at Harvard. And here we are.

Especially considering what we've been through the past week. Yeah. I feel like an entirely different human. Me too. Sitting here. We both have had big changes in terms of. Sure. Like our livelihood.

I was watching your Instagram stories and I was seeing that like you got. I'm a mom You got a thing I don't know what is what is it She's a guinea pig Okay I was gonna say rat No

But that would be fine If she was a rat She's a rodent Sure Yeah But she's not a rat Okay cool Yeah

How is that Well I'm seeing some like Some domestic Signs of domestic abuse On your chest Oh the scratching Yeah

That was my fault Because I was Like bear Oh She's so cute Her name is Frankie I just want Really

quickly Flagg the corner the photo you posted of me. Is it bad? Yeah, that's the worst photo I've ever seen to myself. Are you kidding? No! It's so interesting what people think they look good in and what they look bad in.

Because I think you look so cute there. And no offense, like, some of the ones you think you look good in, I'm like, you could have taken a better picture. So it's like everyone thinks that they look good. She's a guinea pig. Well, here's what happened. I've been wanting a pet. In a perfect world, I would have a dog. That's out of the question because we don't live in a perfect world.

and I don't feel like I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. So next level down for me was cat. I was even too scared to get a cat because I'm just like so anxious that I'm, I just would want my animal to have the best life possible. And I just am so anxious that for whatever reason I wouldn't be able to give them that. So I was like, okay, let's go one step below cat with guinea pig. Well, actually I did want a rat at first because I've been seeing all these cute videos of rats. So I went to Petco with the intention of getting like a mouse or a rat.

And then I asked like what the most like cuddly like lovable animal would be that they had in store, like an animal that would be obsessed with me. And they pointed me in the direction of the guinea pigs, which I had had a guinea pig when I was little named Patrick for a few months before my mom gave him away without telling me. But so I, you know, held all of the guinea pigs. Yeah. And this gorgeous one, who's now named Frankie, seemed to be the one who loved me the most and I loved the most. So she came home with me. And that sweet picture there is us locked out of my apartment because I had forgotten the keys. So we...

You're so outdoorsy. Yeah, we were being so outdoorsy together. And then I was freaking out because you have to, like, pay to have animals in my apartment. And I was, like, not wanting to. But the landlord had to come let me in because I had lots of. myself out. Turns out guinea pig is okay. Free of charge. Right, because there's plenty of

animals like Frankie that are probably already living in your apartment complex. She's included in the package. Rent free. Yeah, rent free which is awesome. Yeah. Turns out Connor, unbeknownst to me, a guinea pig is a lot more work

than a cat. Quick. Because you have to change like their betting in their cage like every day because of the amount that they poop. Right. Which is awesome. And I was also worried about the litter box of a cat smelling up my tiny apartment.

Totally. Turns out the cage smells so much worse. Yeah. Than a litter box would. But it's all worth it for Frankie because we have really started to love each other. Yesterday I was like on the verge of tears because I thought she hated me and that I wasn't going to be able to give her the life that she deserved and she pooped 80 times on my couch because I let her roam free.

but you know it's all about finding out what she loves and she loves blanket time so she loves sitting on me and then going under the blankets completely to the point of almost suffocating like when she's in the blanket and stuff here's the thing that I learned she's gonna poop the second she poops like 80 different little the thing with guinea pig poops Connor that you might not know they're not gross they're like little rocks and that like coffee beans yeah and they're just like you can like handle them and whatever they're not gross handle them how do you mean like i i don't want to like gross you out but like you're grabbing them with your i had no choice when she pooped 80 times on the couch well you you were in your home like i had to like pick them up one at a time because it was like you literally couldn't do anything else when there was hundreds of them on my couch and they're not they're they're just like little like coffee beans and then i just washed my hands. Okay. Yeah. So that was right after she ate because she only eats like lettuce. Right. And hey, it's going to come right out after she eats. Yeah. But like if I take her out and it's been a while

since she ate, she's not going to poop. So blanket time was after she. Oh, cool. She hadn't eaten in a while. So she had already digested. So she was having a blast in my blanket and we sat together for two hours. When did she go beast mode on your chest? Beast mode on my chest was when I was trying to get her back into her cage after she pooped. 80 times on the couch. So she, now I know, like, after she eats, leave her in the cage because she needs time to digest. She's not wanting to be played with at that time. Totally. No.

I mean, we're all like that. Yeah. Leave me in my cage after. Exactly. Exactly. And she's more of an evening girl. So, yeah, we had, like, the best time together last night. And now I feel pretty bonded with her.

How did you name? Why did you name her Frankie? That has been on my list of pet names. And it just, like, made sense to me. like a guinea pig named like Frankie. How does your friend? And our, we have a good friend named Frankie

and it made sense our good friend Frankie is like the baby of the group like she's a few years younger than all of us and it just like kind of made sense to me to also have like a baby guinea pig named Frankie. And I feel like our friend Frankie would love like being the namesake of our baby

our baby guinea pig. So I think Frankie's gonna be around for a bit? Yeah, I'm really feeling like she's here to stay and I'm gonna have to get her a friend eventually because guinea pigs love living in pairs. But we're getting to know each other first and getting used to the space

and then we'll have to get her sister. Did you know in like Peru they eat guinea pig? That's so sad to me now as a mother of one. They eat, I know. They eat rabbits. I know, yeah. I've eaten rabbit. Yeah.

You know? I just, yeah. It's good. But it's really cute though. Like before they slaughter the guinea pigs in Peru. They kind of roam free. I was going to ask. They roam amongst.

I didn't know that there was a place where guinea pigs were native. Yeah. Gany Pig. Gany Pig Central is Peru. How about hamsters? I'll tell you where hamsters roam free. Where? The lot next door to my child and home.

How about like, is there a specific country in addition to the lot next to the United States? Texas, to be specific. Oh, actually? I got two hamsters as a child. Well, I got one. I went through a very, very quick hamster phase. You're not supposed to do that. I know, whatever.

Or whatever, like eight. Right. I had to write an essay to get this animal. Got it. My sister just immediately got one because I got one. No essay involved for her, naturally. I wrote all the essay. I did all the Wikipedia research.

Put it in a folder. I gave it to my parents. They said, okay, we got to man and a woman. Filling in love very quickly. Oh shit, yeah. Like, I kid you not. They were, I was like, oh my God, my hamster's having a seizure.

Just banging the night away. Wow. For two nights in a row. Two weeks later, I don't understand how long. I don't understand how long hamster pregnancies are. They probably small because the uterite are so tiny. I don't know if that's how it works.

They're certainly not nine months pregnant. No, for sure, not nine months, but I don't know if the size of the uterus is related to the gestation period. Expedited pregnancy, two weeks. We had 16 hamsters. Wow. Yeah. 22 days. I kid you not.

So now I went from writing an essay for one hamster. Then my parents are like, all right, we'll get you one. Two, 16. And you put them in the lot. You let them roam in the lot. next to your home. So hang on. Well, yeah, because we live like kind of like, it's like land. Had no choice but to release them. Right. I think you did have a choice. What do I do? I'm not running out a hamster brothel. Run like a lemonade stand like hamster. I'm going to start banging each other

all day. And then I'm going to have a million hamsters. I couldn't do that. At that point of my life as an eight year old. I wasn't. No, certainly not. But circle of life. But where do, I'm asking where are hamsters native to? Where do they survive in the wild? Because they have to unless they were bread in a lab. You're up in Asia. Whoa. So like we have squirrels in our backyard. They would just have a hamster.

Yeah. Like fish got to swim. Birds got to eat. Like think of, you know, like birds everywhere have to eat. Yeah. The guy Petco told me that hamsters are like not friendly. No, not. Yeah.

I don't think I touched my hamster one time. I don't think I touched my hamster one time. I also had snakes and those I thought were going to be like fun, cuddly things too. Lay it on my chest, curls up. and a ball. No. Couldn't stand me. No.

Yeah. Hated me even. That checks out first. Guess what? Had ducks as well. Ducks for a while? Never understood the word dada. As long as I had them.

They'd follow me from a distance. They didn't understand the word dada? No. You know, it's like, I'm your daddy. Yeah. Right. Poultry doesn't understand. Right.

Parenthood. Right. But I thought that they had accepted me, imprinted on me. I imprinted on them No, there's no imprinting happening From either side I'm Not shocked

Yeah and then Yeah Because you get the in Texas You can go get Chickens or ducklings From a feed store Right They had a chicken a duck in friends

Like as pets Yeah Well I had them And they like we had a pool in the backyard They were just live in the pool Yeah It's a hot in Texas They went about

We fed them whatever Talk about Crazy amount of poop Oh yeah But that's not, that's rose poop, not cute little poop like Frank. No. And then I had the pig. Yeah, the pig.

Pig kind of is reminded me of what Frankie did to you. Yeah, in terms of scratching. Screeching, first of all. Like, never, again, another one that never understood. Smart animal. Pottie trained in one day. But just like didn't ever want to be cuddled or anything. I think Frankie's nonverbal.

Because guinea pigs are supposed to squeal and she has never made a peep. She's probably just getting used to her. Maybe she's just really shy. She squealed once for me. but it was more of a sneeze. So she's so cute when she sneezes. I really love her, I think. That's good. It's good to love like

Tina is living in your home. Yeah, guess what's coming today in the mail? She's this cute cute little cow bed coming. A backpack that we'll see if she likes just in case I need to bring her somewhere like to the vet. I don't know if guinea pigs go to the vet. I guess if she's sick. Or the beach. I don't want to bring her to the beach just in case. Ever? No, I would be too scared.

Well, I also got her like a really big. pen that she can like have a lot of space and so I could bring the pen to the beach and then put her in the pen but I don't there's someone land at the beach she could run for well she could run right into the ocean you know you get through before she runs into the break so squirmy I think you have the advantage no Connor I don't okay you'll meet her and you'll see okay are you gonna like hold her yeah okay I kind of am nervous about the smell of your apartment though it's not it hasn't been a problem what smells is you know that like paper bedding that you line the cage with like it looks like paper mache pieces oh that's what smells it's like not her so i got her something else because she's

peeing and pooping on it the poop does not smell so what do you what part of it do you think smells is like the pee soaked bedding but i'm getting rid of that and i'm getting her like a fleece that's washable oh nice okay yeah she like i it's like she is going to be spoiled rotten Oh, Frankie. What else is? I got her or something else, too. Oh, just like a lot of, like, fuzzy little beds to put all over my apartment. That's nice.

They also, like, burrowing and stuff, right? She is such a borrower. That's what she was doing during blanket time. I miss her. I'm bringing her next week if she's up. Bring her. Throw on our leash. We have a guy, like, in Austin, this guy has two ferrets.

And he walks down South Congress Street and he has them on leach. And they walk on the ground next to him. Yeah, I would get her. We'll see. It's just, like, following. It's about following her lead. Yeah. On a leash.

Yeah. Totally. Into the ocean. Mm-hmm. But now I'm realizing, oh, I could totally handle a cat because that's less work than Frankie. But now I'm worried that that would compromise Frankie's life. Well, yeah. Which it would because I would have to put her high up, like get her a lid, not have her out as much.

So I don't know. Day at a time. One day at a time. That's all you can do. That's what I'm learning. But I don't like leaving her at home. I put on her favorite show, Grace and Frankie, for her. Nice.

Yeah. She's going to love that. She loves Grace and Frankie. And obviously, when she gets a sister, that'll be Grace. Cute. Yeah. So, well, we're taking it one day at a time, but I would say we're like 70% to bonding. That's good.

Yeah. For one day, that's really great. Yeah, it's been two. This is the, well, this is the second full day. Okay. Yeah. But it's only 957. It's what we did.

It would probably be. Yeah, but I got her the night, the 13th. She was born in the 13th. Yeah. Oh, it's a split hairs. Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day. How was it?

What'd you do? Well, I was kind of just like bonding time with Frankie. Yeah, it was cleaning up poop all day. That's the thing that Frankie's taught me on Valentine's Day. Love comes in so many different forms, not just in the form of all the couples that you're seeing post on Instagram. love can come in the form of love for a rodent totally and love for your pet and love for your friends

so that's my lesson from valentine's day and i didn't even have time to like get annoyed by all the posts on instagram yeah because i was cleaning up after i was weird about more important things yeah yeah how about you i don't know i i try to stay off instagram but everyone's dating here's a thing oh my yeah like every single person here's the thing what don't people people have anniversaries?

What do you mean? Why are you dragging all of us into this? What do you mean? Why do anniversaries exist if now it's Valentine's Dan? You guys all doing it again. I don't... I guess that's the point of Valentine's Day. Yeah, but we don't have like all of our birthdays and then we have one day where we celebrate

birthday day. Yeah. I guess they serve the same purpose. I just don't understand why we all have to be involved. It's just a sick, sick joke. Right. Yeah. What was interesting to me about this.

this Valentine's Day specifically is everyone posted. It's usually just the people that are like kind of in your face about the relationship that post. But even the people that I thought would make fun of Valentine's Day posts were posting. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. I'm going to post and ever given the opportunity. Hey, hey. I'm going to infeed and story.

I'm not jealous at all of this situation. I just want exactly what they have. It was just interesting. It was just interesting to see the people that were posting. I can't believe how many people hard-launched their relationship on Valentine's Day. It's making me-down. Who hard-launched besides Emerita and Erica Hondra? A billion people.

Emma Chamberlain and-Oh, yeah, that's true. But also a lot of people I went to high school with. And I'm like, I'm totally all for it. Like, I love, like, do it. Like, hard-launch your relationship on Valentine's. Valentine's Day. Act like you're Selena Gomez.

It's fun to do that. But you have to act like Megan Fox when you break up because we all have to know. Right. Don't, you can't have access. Be consistent. If you're pulling us in, we're in.

We're in. And you gotta, you gotta, let us know when we're, when we're, okay, the soft launch to hard stop pipeline. If you soft launch to hard launch, you got to drag us all the way

through to hard stop. I agree. And you've got to burn something of theirs. Yeah. You're responsible. Yeah. Once you hard launch, you've become responsible for including us in your relationship.

Tell us everything. Tell us everything. I agree. There's nothing bad. I think that's the most pure form of entertainment. Is other. Yeah, it's something that like we shouldn't really as people enjoy if you got down to like, if you got down to it and you're thinking about it's like, why am I really invested in

these people who I really don't, I don't need to know about Imrod and Eric Eric, Eric O'Nrae, but like, kind of interesting. By the way, I give them two months. Tops. There was something really, really off about the photo they posted.

Two months. And it was kind of giving me like a really haunting energy. She's going to like get over the novelty of it in one second, unfortunately. I don't think he will. No. I don't think you ever get over being with Hemrata.

Someone that I am friends with sat in, her and her boyfriend sat next to them at dinner last night. And so they were really nice to the waitstaff. Oh, well, that's always good, but also, like, bare minimum. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool to hear, though. It is.

Oh, I got you something. For Valentine's Day? Yeah. Open it towards the camera, please. Okay. I got my first boner from the green Eminem. Oh, Connor. Yeah.

Thank you. I'm not hearing many laughs from behind the camera for some reason. I love it. Of course. I love it. You knew who else was going to love this. Frankie. I think our favorite color is green.

Yeah. Wow, Connor. I love it. This is such a good bedtime shirt. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can wear it out even if you want to.

And out and out. It's like an out day time shirt as well. I love it. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, yeah.

I washed it with the, okay, so just so everyone's aware. I got to plug this. I'm ordering it right. This is intoxicated. I know. This is better than your car cologne. Oh, no.

It's better than car cologne. I'm never washing this. Oh my God, it's bone chilling. It's insane. So, okay, so, like two weeks ago or something, I get this package in the mail and it's, shoot, what's it called? Glamorous Wash. Not Diva Cup.

Diva. That's a whole different thing. Diva something. Diva, glamorous, diva laundry detergent. Can you look? Yeah, I'm ordering it. And I didn't know what it was. I was like, okay, my parents are constantly ordering the most insane.

stuff. Deva wash. Deva wash. Can I see it? Oh, glamorous wash. Every day my parents order something. It's only $50. Every day my parents order something to my house and say, I have no idea how that happened. I double, triple checked. I'm like, okay, well, six time this week. But it's called the glamorous wash. 55 with tap. On Amazon. It's like this really hotel looking bottle.

It comes in. It was tiny. It was like the size of like a small hard back book. childhood book. And I was like, I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is. My mom's like, you can keep it if you want. Like I already ordered more or whatever. This is the most insane smelling laundry detergent I've ever had. It's unlike any smell I've ever smelled.

It's intoxicated. It's a new smell. It's rare to get a new smell nowadays. It's usually a combination of smells you're familiar with. Ryan, you're going to freak. It's nuts. That's really good. Isn't that nuts?

Guys, I've never ever in my life been like, I need to wash all my towels right now. This is going to inspire you to do laundry. I need to wash all my hoodies. I need to wash my jeans. Like, not that I don't wash my stuff, but it's actually like getting me excited and keeping me, because I want that stuff to have that smell.

I wash all my bedding. I wash my duvet. I got everything in. I washed the, on my couch, I unzipped those pillows and washed those. That's when you know. That's when you know.

But unfortunately, the glamorous wash diva, fine laundry detergent is about $1 million. Oh, I just ordered it. I placed the order while you're speaking. 55.92. It is so expensive. The cool part is because the smell is so aquadizio of, it's like it's literally like you could have some sexy beast having very

soft core porn vibes cologne commercial for glamorous evil wash. That's the thing. the same five to me. Like, that would sell this. They need a sexy... Like, mucus man? No, no, no.

I'm talking like Jay Alvarez and one of his... Coconut oil back. One of his lovers making a video. And then at the end it goes, glamorous divorce. So you're saying it's sexy? I'm just saying that's how this scent should be sold because I want to roll around in this.

I want to get so tight up in my hoodie. Tie the hood shut. It is stuck inside. God, Frankie's going to love burrowing in something that smells like this. You know what's, you know what? Here's an invention idea that you're not going to be able to 3D print. It sucks at no one that's listening on audio only or watching the video is going to be able to smell what we're smelling. And because of the price point...

I've always wished I could Snapchat smells. Send a little bit of a smell. Facts via fax. By the way... Oh, that you're just saying fax. Like, hell yeah. No, F-A-X. I always thought when you were faxing something.

like the same piece of paper you were faxing was going to the other place. Oh, smell of vision. Oh, they did try to do this. They've tried to do this like a hundred times. I feel like I've seen this on Snapchat before where they've tried to, they've created like a thing where you could actually send something. And I think it would be just like, you know how the espresso machine reads your cup that you put in?

But like, because there's a scanner on it. I feel like you could actually be like, breathe on it. And it actually, like when you make paint at Home Depot, it pulls different scents and it can create the scent and then send that that number through to another thing and then it would spread it out. It seems easy when you put it like that. Well, I think that maybe this is a space where we are here for a reason and there's a lot of brain power. Yeah. Maybe after this we can walk down the hall to one of the laboratories and kind of see what we can do.

Yeah, we should talk to someone here because I feel like there's a wealth of people here and we don't really like use a ton of our resources. around the campus or in the library. I've not read any of these books yet still. No, but good. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Come in. Hey.

Oh, what up? Is this the foul tip? No. They're down the. Oh, sorry. Yeah, no worry. This is B&C, MAPD 101. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, no, you are good. Yeah, sorry, guys. No worries. They're sweet. They're so sweet. That happens all the time here. Oh, it's all the time here. It's confusing these hallways.

Yeah. Yeah. No worries. I was going to tell you something about this detergent, I think. It's not like normal detergent, right? It's like you put a tiny amount in. That's what I was going to say. Because it's such an intoxicating, like, smell, it's not going to make you sick, but

you could put way less. So I don't, I don't think it's more expensive than if you went pods or something. But you don't need to use as much. So, like, I think it. Does it, like, clean? I don't know. think I don't care honestly like I don't want it to I just it is so good I honestly don't know I have no idea okay no worries okay cool I know that this is gonna be like sick and beaten to death but do you watch

the Super Bowl obviously you didn't watch it I watched the whole thing yeah and can I just say I was I genuinely for the first time in my life experienced an emotion whoa at the end of the game I was sad that the Eagles lost. Oh, because yeah. Yeah, because you had some skin in the game. I had skin in the game. I was really truly disappointed. Yeah.

Yeah, for the first time ever after a sports game. So that was sad for me. I think that you weren't alone there. Yeah. Who were you rooting for? I didn't really care this time. It was kind of weird. I thought it was, I was like way more invested in the, uh, commercials.

No. Like in the, like the Kelsey brothers playing each other and like. I didn't know their brothers to the end. I know. too sweet they're awesome yeah they're really cool and they're such different vibes too yeah which one do you like more i think i like jason more is he the eagle or the jeez the eagle yeah he's just like he's so he's like it's classic guys guy yeah just like family guy totally and then um Travis is like hype beast like chat hanks like just went yeah yeah at the after like god no okay so he just like

Patrick Patrick Patrick Patrick when I was like His brother I just want to thank everybody And man we had a crazy guy And Travis was like And no one thought we were gonna do it No one thought we were gonna do it

And Patrick was like yeah thank you man Thank you man thank you man Yeah We went out there and we Yeah no one said we could do it You just like kept jumping in It was like so chat hangs of him And Patrick was like yeah thanks man

I love them Yeah and their mom was there And their mom was there wearing a split jersey Down the hat Oh that must be so fun as a parent To genuinely want both team to win. Yeah, she had a blast.

Yeah. It was sad. At the end, I don't know if you saw it. Jason, like, fell under her arms. It was crying. That, I can't even imagine the feeling of losing the Super Bowl.

No. I mean... Like, it must be thinking about the small disappointment I experience, multiplying that by a number that doesn't exist.

Like, that's so tragic. You know? Yeah. No, I don't. Like, I seriously don't. I know what you mean, but like... I was getting, like, heart murmur looking at them getting ready to walk out onto the field. That was freaking me out.

I know for a fact I would black out. Like, I know that I would get down and be like, whoa, oh, crap. That, it all just happened. Well, I would get the yips. The yips, like the zoomies? No, that's the thing in golf where I think it's psychological when your hand starts to, like, shake. Oh, yeah. And you kind of just, like, fumble the game.

And that would happen to me. that happened to me in softball the hips a state of extreme nervousness that causes the golfer to miss an easy put yeah oh nice bro thanks it's golf lingo thank you so much but um that happened to me I played softball and I could I could not make contact with the ball

like I was always swinging like a millisecond too late or too early and I just they put me they took me out of batting I was called a flex player where they only let me go in the field and then somebody would sub it for me. A flex player is not a bad bad thing to be. No, I hated batting so I loved. Because honestly, I was very good at softball,

shockingly, in terms of being in the field. I always could catch a fly ball. I have a great arm. My softball coach said I have hand-eye coordination that one cannot teach. He's in jail. Yeah. But so true.

Yeah. Like, I really was good. Could get a ground ball, no problem. I was shortstop. And what's the, outfield called right outfield behind right outfield right field outfield in the right towards the right field towards the right fielder yeah right fielder oh my god yeah and get this they wanted me to be a varsity yeah for my senior year something come up something came up i said actually

i'm going to go to third team in a mural because i have a crush on that coach so i'm not in jail no no no no, JL coach was JV, which I was on for three years. And then for my fourth year, they said, do you want to be on varsity? And I said, I'm going to have a third team with Coach G. And that was awesome as well. And me and all of my friends who never played Cothill, who never played Cothill, joined third teams. Oh, that's kind of fun. Yeah.

It was awesome. You know, it's weird. This shouldn't have made me think of this. But there was a study that just came out that, like, office really. sorry to bring this up but like office crushes and like relationships are down by like 25% in like the last 10 years because we work from home oh probably yeah but this was that that'll do it yeah that could be it but they were going down before too mm-hmm why do you think probably like sexual harassment oh but like they're saying like you couldn't do a gym and pam type thing anymore because

Right. You get fired from ABC. They probably still exist, but they're not being recorded. Oh, yeah. People do it in secret. Well, I guess, like, that lady cop and those that, like, had sex with every single one of her co-workers. Who? Did you not hear that whole story?

Lady cop. Lady cop? Lady cop. Lady what? Cope. Lady cop. Okay. Um.

Hang on. No. Connor. No. Do not tell the story. of the police officer that had sex with all her coworkers. Talk about the Super Bowl.

Like what we came here to do. Oh, oh, oh. No, I think it's fine. We can go back to the Super Bowl. I'm interested in this. I've never thought about like an office romance amongst law enforcement.

Yeah. So they were kind of just all banging this. Their co-worker. That is so interesting because it's such a male-dominated space that when there's one female, I bet it's like...

Go on. Like, just like, they all are kind of horny for her in, in non-perfectional words. You know what's weird? You're exactly right. Yeah. Because that's what happened here. They all got fired. Yeah, I bet.

Even the whistleblower. Was he also having sex with her? I think so, yeah. Why did he whistleblow? He was probably, he got jealous. Yeah, I think there was six of them. So I don't know how many people are on each squadron. You know what?

Go for her. Girl boss too close to the Girl bossing too close to the sun but hey Yesterday when I was walking back to my house Because I had a meeting at 9 a.m. at home I walked down, I had just enough time to walk down Grab a coffee and I turn around to walk back home And you know the Venice sign?

Yeah Okay so all of a sudden there's a cop on every street There's like 12 cops lighting the road I've seen this one time when I was in a riot And when I was like 12 And I was like oh crap I don't have time for like a riot right now I have to go

go to this meeting. So I like walk up and as I'm getting closer, I realize that they're posing for a photo under the Venice sign. And then I look around and I see Dave closed off every single road. To take a photo? From all directions. It's the busiest intersection in Venice Beach. And it's a four-way intersection they closed off every single road at 8.56 a.m.

To take a photo. Right. Awesome. So that's that. Anyways, the Super Bowl. So that's where I was. I was kind of just like really underwhelmed. I was also like pretty hung over on Sunday. So I just wasn't really like in the mood to like Super Bowl.

But I didn't care because I didn't really care for the team. So I was like really full sending it into fan. Right. But it was cool. I was kind of a fan because so many of our friends in the industry had ads that they were supporting. Like I did the Coors Light thing and then I saw the commercial that I, I like did the, yeah.

And then Hank did the, uh, the must mayonnaise commercial. Oh yeah. Yeah. Brittany did the T-Mobile one. The T-Mobile one. That was my favorite one,

I think, with John Travolta and Zach Raff. I think they, what they sang, something from Greece, right? Like, it was like a spoof of a Greece song. Give me more.

Yeah. Like he was supposed to sound like Danny, but he sounded just like Edna from Hairspray. Like he was giving Edna. Right? That's the mom's name he played in Hairspray. You're going to be.

kidding. Oh my God, but he like fully channeled her as opposed to Danny, which I loved. That's great. Yeah. He gone for a long time. I haven't seen his face since wildhawks. He's a confusing one. Well, he was like canceled fully and right. Back in the number one spot.

Yeah, I don't I don't need to understand him, I guess. Is he a Scientologist? He's something because he's aging backwards again. Really? For sure. What is that called? Benjamin Buttonning. It's not O-Zimpic. No,

OZambic is the weight loss one that... But he just looked like he was 40 again. I don't agree. Oh, do you not? I don't think he looks like particularly good. Oh, I was kind of like dozing in and off. I don't... I have like a lot of commercials that I thought were good.

Across the board, Farmer's Dog. That is the one that took the... Yeah. I don't get why... Okay. I think that there must be a lottery and they must pull people out of the hat And they go, all right, we got 17 people in that one, a sad dog commercial.

Because you can't have a bunch of sad dog commercials. Usually it's like Budweiser has their ad with the Clydesdales and the dog is out and gets, gets away and like comes back home. And it's like, but like you can't have 10 marly me commercials in a row because everyone would be just like weeping. Right. So I think that Farmer's dog got the sad dog commercial this year. Well, they're also like a dog based company. I know, but everyone uses dogs. like I feel like.

I guess but I think it like it makes more sense for the dog based company to have a sad dog commercial than totally like a beer one. But I just I think that they have to like have to like wrap it off. Yeah. Yeah. I know it went like completely dead silent in the room when that came on and I was just like, ugh. Kind of like a vibe killer.

I was like I'm going to buy farmer's dog. Of course. Because I want my dog to like. I'm going to buy farmer's dog for my guinea pig. Yeah. It sold me. Yeah. To be.

Two be one. Tooby wins. Tooby won. Everyone's talking about Tooby. I can't stop talking about Tooby. No one can stop talking about Tooby. I turned around. I thought I was like, I'm not going to see.

Everyone stood up at the same time to see if they were on the remote. Mm-hmm. Really, really, really, like, genius. That was the coolest thing I've, like, genius. Who ever had that idea? Like, please go ahead and also invent that smelling machine because you are the smartest person in the world. Truly. That was nuts.

And I got like kind of annoyed. Really? But they, yeah, because I was like, we were just watching the game, like, who the heck is, like, turning it to a show? Because I was like, I'm bored, but I'm not that bored. Did you see that, like, family that had themselves recorded from they have, like, a camera in their house,

like a ring thing? And they had footage of themselves during the 2B commercial. Like, the dab, like, screamed at the top of his lungs. Like, who the fuck is sitting on their boat? Like screamed and everyone shot up and freaked out. and then the commercial ended and they were all like in hysterics like cracking up well that's what I think they like got all these

emotions yeah they got everyone so worked up that's good that's good it's genius classic advertising it's genius it's genius to be 2B1 I have prime written out for some reason oh prime the prime is the Logan Paul

drink oh oh oh oh I just think it's cool that there's someone from the internet that is now like on the buying a $7 million Super Bowl spot. Right. I just guess I wish it was like Britney Brosky. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I know.

Just somebody to think about it. It's cool to like that used to... Seven million dollars to buy a spot? I think it's $7 million now, yeah. Wow. Because Mr. Beas came out and was like hey, if you don't want to spend $7 million you want to reach 100 million people another way, like I'm much cheaper than that.

Whoa. That is a power play. Yeah. Smart of him. Because he could, Wow, everyone's so smart. Everyone's so smart all of a sudden.

Good for them. Yeah. Keep going. Mm-hmm. Um, this is going to be a hot day. What? I'm so sorry.

Serena Williams was in two commercials. Uh-huh. One was pretty heavy. I didn't know what it was going to be. I thought it was going to be like, I don't know what I thought it was going to be. And then it was, I think,

Remy Martin, the alcohol company. I didn't pay attention to a lot of the commercials because I was on my phone. Yeah, no, I was on my phone too, but I was like, I gotta have something to bring you the table. And then the next one was just like

the most upbeat, like beer commercial. McLeod Ultra. I hate one people advertise two things because it's like, which one? Yeah. Like you're clearly not telling the truth.

She did the same thing. You don't love both products as much. I mean, maybe you do, but it's just like, it just like lessens the... It was two alcohol companies. It was Remy Martin, which is like a really, like, upper class like,

drink like top shelf drink right and then it was micklo ob ultra which makes me believe you less i would like butchug a mickle bolter yeah so i was like and it was like a fun come i was like yeah and she's like she's like number one woman in the world just like powerhouse and then i'm kind of like obviously i'm not you know she's smarter than i am but and she has a team of strategist probably as well but i mean we're talking about her i think at the end of the day i know but it made me really mad because when i was at bumble we tapped her for the bumble commercial it was like the first Bumble commercial that's ever been done and it was like a really huge deal. Everyone worked on it. They filmed it. And then the next commercial break, she was in another ad and I was like, oh.

But she did do the Bumble one. Oh, yeah, it just. Balls in your court was the whole tagline. Oh, cute. Yeah, I know, but it's like, it's just like it actually, if you think about it, like, I think about it from like an influencer perspective, if I accept every single deal I get, people stop believing it. And then my worth becomes less. Like, obviously, there's, of touching it Serena Williams net worth. But like, it kind of makes me be like, ugh. Like, how do I believe you? Right.

But I think like with people like us, it's like, I hope people understand that like we need to make money. I have to pay rent. Whereas she can be, has the opportunity and the privilege to be more selective. Yeah. That being said, I also think I would continue to take almost every deal to support my family of me and,

wholehearted. Yeah. It's selfless when you think about it. What? It's selfless when you think about it. No, I think so too. Yeah. But I thought the Rihanna concert was fantastic.

I did too, but I really did relate to that one tweet that was like it gave me blue balls. Here's what I'll say. The same way that you said like Serena Williams, like she comes out like if I were given all these offers. If I'm Rihanna and I get the offer to play a Super Bowl, I'm doing it no matter what. Everyone else can suck my. No. course and I loved it and it was great but I like I just felt like I was like waiting for something like the shoe to drop yeah is it the shoe or the other shoe I've never heard that I don't know why

why would a shoe be dropping I don't know I just was like waiting for like something crazy big to happen and it never did which is fine and like the whole thing was big I don't know what I was waiting for but it just felt like I was there needed to be something massive happen I think this is one of the smartest people strategy-wise in the world. The Fenty placement? I think, yeah. The Fenty, I guess Fenty searches for Fenty went up 830% or something. It spiked, which is not that much, in my opinion, for like a Super Bowl spot. You don't get paid to do the Super Bowl. I just learned that. Yeah. So she's like, I'm going to slip this in where I can. Right. Split second, threw it in. I don't know if she

got approval for that. Doesn't need approval. I just thought it was very cool, effortlessly, just like, powerful. Yeah. And then I realized, I saw this on TikTok. So she comes in and she's by herself wearing red. Right. I'm not going to say devil worshiping stuff, although that's what everybody's liking to say right now. And then, so she's in red and then all of these little white people come in and they're running in or white dress people and they're running in towards her and they surround her. Yeah. She was the uterus or whatever, wherever the, what gets, I'm sorry, not uterus.

It's the womb. Yeah, wait, what am I thinking? You're right. And they're all sperm coming in. Defer. No. Yes, yes, yes. No.

And there's a whole thing where she goes through. If you go through her set list, she starts out with like, oh, freaking balls. I wish I could pull it up. Bitch better have my money. Bitch better have my money. Yeah. And then it goes through and it's like, bitch, I have my money. Where have you been all my life?

She's falling in love. Treat me like I'm in the only girl in the world. We found love in a hopeless place. They break up. So she gets pregnant. all this stuff. I don't know. I am having a hard time.

They told it a lot. They told it a lot better. I'd be curious to see that. She goes to falling in love. Gates pregnant. The guys are dead. Which song is about getting pregnant? Leaves her.

I don't know. Only girl in the world. We found love. We'll find the TikTok and bonus. I saw it too. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. It was a really good explanation.

And then they get back together and then they're diamonds in the sky and they're a beautiful family. Not buying it. But they have, like, when you, I wish I could explain it better. I don't understand. understand how the Rihanna and Red is symbolic of a wound. We'll pull it up, but it was her in red and then being

surrounded by sperm. It would make sense for her to be an egg. I think that's what they were saying. Yeah. She's not an egg. Not in the traditional sense. No, but like there's nothing about like a red on red outfit that screams egg. It was just like flesh. Like, I don't know

how to explain it. Like, I don't know. Okay. Well, I'm curious, but I'm not buying it. So I'm excited to see that in Bowen. Okay, well, it was really well put. Anyways. And then when she finally, like, shows her, she's been fertilized. Gross to say, kind of for some reason. But I thought it was cool.

And also she said in the interview before she went on that she was bringing out a special guest. So I kept thinking it was Eminem. I kept thinking, like. Well, everyone thought the MGFox thing was an Easter egg thing was an Easter egg for Eminem coming out, which I forget how they got to that. But it wasn't. No, I was also thinking, I was like, why would, Rihanna's not fucking with. No. Megan Vox.

Right. I didn't think so either. But yeah, her special guest was her little baby. Yeah. How sweet. I did love it. I just was like waiting for like an explosion of sorts. I thought it was, I thought it was phenomenal.

I thought that the Atchicks were awesome. I thought she was going to fall at one point. When that thing started shaking. Why didn't they strap her in? I don't know. Do you think your shoes were like Velcroed on there or something? I don't know. That was freaky.

Because, oh, she was. Like, you could see it like behind her. God damn. Can you imagine if Rihanna fell off that platform at the Super Bowl? That would have been like, yeah, I was just going to say 9-11, but didn't know if I could. We'd say it almost every episode. I know, but comparing that to 9-11 didn't feel right. No, oof.

But it would be like this is the, this is the world stage. Yeah. If we lost, if we lost Rihanna up there, like, that would be devastating. Devastating. And I say that because after seeing. how many people were just like losing their minds at this and like we had the whole nation watching.

She definitely, she must have pulled in people that wouldn't have watched the Super Bowl because obviously the NFL is strategic and pulled in like a bunch of people for the Rihanna concert. Like at the football game. Like that was, I mean, I was excited to like to see

because I didn't even really care about the team but you know, I thought it was good. And that pull out, there's a shot at the end where they pulled out, oh, there's a strap. Oh, that's good. That's really good. How did she get attached to that? I missed that.

I think she had that jacket on when they strapped her in, and there was probably like a person in her jacket. I didn't see anyone strap her in. A person in her jacket? Well, they also had so many camera angles, you know? Yeah. I don't know. They also had the people on the crew wearing white,

so they looked like part of the dancers. Oh. Interesting. One of the dancers did fall. Did you see the dancer that did fall while it was raised? No. Yeah. Oh, I would never, I would never leave the house.

I would, I didn't even see it. I would make a TikTok about it and just become famous from that. I fell on walking to the stage of graduation. Really? Mm-hmm. At college or high school? College. How was that?

I didn't care. I like truly like was so ready to get out of that place and hated everyone that I was like, I don't, I don't care about anything. At that point. You fall on the ground? No, I stumbled and tripped and then they said my name wrong. I didn't eat. I was so excited just like to have graduation day. It's like a big deal at Texas.

It's like probably the most expensive event they put on every year. Fireworks. It's the, you know, it's so many people that we, and the tradition is like you go to a bar before and you have this like Long Island ice tea to Texas tea. And then like everyone's drinking, but I hadn't eaten. I literally got so drunk in the morning that I fell asleep in the sand and someone tab me and was like,

we have to go up everything. Nelt to accept my diploma on one knee and then said my liege. Yeah.

And then hopped the fence off of the to... Is there video footage of that? Allegedly, yeah. Uh-huh.

There's video footage of everything. Right. I can't believe that they handed me my diploma after that. My diploma?

My degree. Well, you earned it. Yeah, but something... They can't not give it to you just because you're

you're fount you're goofing around because i'm just like a goofy guy yeah exactly all right i think i think because we are running out time i think for in honor of valentine's day being over right i think we got kind of like a write-in from somebody that did and am i the assful um thing for us to read today okay valentine's day of it let's do it all right am i the asshole for telling my friend why she shouldn't confess her love for one of our teachers at this valentine's day Just saying I am on mobile, English isn't my native language, so yeah, I get ready. Perfect. A little background first.

My friend has at least 10 dumb crushes every year. 10, only 10? She goes... Yeah, that's child's play. Full on crazy for these. And she's really stubborn. Is this about you? I don't know.

Last time when she had a crush on our whole friend's group, H-O-L-E-H-L-E-H-L-E-H-E-L-E-H-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-E-old. These teachers, even her dad told her he isn't a great guy. Wait. He's not single, but nope. She was still full crazy for him. The teachers and even her dad? Even her dad. Last time when she had a crush, our whole friend group,

the teachers and even her dad told her he isn't a great guy. Oh, oh, everybody told her. He's not single, but nope, she was still full crazy for him. Even got upset and cried when she found out that he is a girlfriend. By the way, she's 18. This is like totally normal behavior. Yeah. I'm confused.

Last night when I was chatting with her, and I asked if she has any plans for Valentine's Day. This is, by the way, if you're listening on audio, this, I'm doing my best. You really are. This is written. You're doing better than I can do. This is written in like hieroglyphics. She told me that she would give a love letter to one of our teachers who was 35.

That turns out when she finally realized that her crush was an asshole, she quickly developed one for our male English teacher. I was like, didn't you hated him? Her hates somehow turned into love when the teacher walked into the classroom. with a horse tail, a horse tail, I told her. One, he will reject her for all reasons. Two, he's 35. Three, she can't really give anything to the relationship. She said it was right and she was going to bed and said goodbye.

Am I the asshole for getting fed up? My friend's stupid crushes and telling her she shouldn't invest her a teacher. That was the am I the asshole. No, I don't think you're an asshole for suggesting that she not professed. her love to the teacher. I do kind of think you're an asshole for like judging her crushing on everyone else that's appropriate

to have a crush on. But I think it's fine to intervene when it's the teacher with a horse tail. With a horse tail. What do you think? I think it's normal but the girl does seem like she needs help

but in a different way like therapy. I don't even, yeah. Well, I don't really see anything wrong with her. Wait. I think it's normal to have, like, of course you're going to have a crush on your 35-year-old male English teacher. Like, that's normal.

You know the thing. I think the thing is, like, confessing it is where I would intervene. The thing about teachers and coworkers and everything is, like, out of the situation of them being your teacher or your co-worker or your boss, no. No. You see them at the grocery store. You're like, oh, my God. And what it is.

Yeah. Is it? Yeah. For teachers, for sure. I think it's the thought of, like, the Picken's, the Picked. The pickings are slim. Oh, no. I think within the confines of the dating pool, even unrealistically the dating pool, you're not dating your teacher.

That's 35 or 18, unless you're in Hollywood. Then, like, it does something to the human body. I think it's a lot of different things, but for sure, like, teachers or if you saw them out on the street, you wouldn't think twice. But when they're in the classroom, of course you're going to develop a crush. Sure. I think she's completely normal. Who? The girl who has all these crushes.

See, I don't think her going from, I hate my teacher now because he has a girlfriend. Like, you probably don't take that personally. She didn't hate her teacher because the teacher didn't have a girlfriend. Yeah, once she found out the other teacher had a girlfriend, she fell in love with the male English teacher with the horse tail. No, that was just a peer. The first one.

No, no, no. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah. The horse tail. Yes. So then she moved on to the horse tail.

Oh, yes, Connor, I do. What did you think it meant? Like, I thought he had fully attached a horse, a horse tail to his butt region. No. Oh, that's what I had thought. I think so. Wow. So you were experiencing this in like a very different.

Yeah, what did you? You thought. Always ponytail. I was thinking she was like saying horse tail, oh horse tail. Ponytail. Oh, that makes complete sound. Okay, wait, there's an update too, but now. Good news.

my friend didn't do it thankfully the teacher wasn't at school by the way she is still in her weird love bubble but she said it dumb and never work out I want to know what language is this person's first I will keep an eye on her just in case so I'm not the asshole thanks it's completely normal for an 18 year old to be

in a love bubble like that right I don't know yeah it is I think the only like slight issue is her confessing it. Yeah. So I do, yeah, you are the asshole, I think.

You're judgmental. She can't support her friend. That's not the piece. I think the piece of her confessing is appropriate to intervene. Okay. Upon, but not the rest. I don't think you're an asshole.

I do. I wouldn't want to be your friend personally knowing how I am and how you are. We're not a good match. Okay. Whatever. a good match for my friend Connor. No, because I don't think that...

I would love to speak to this person on a podcast because I feel like it would be really funny. Okay. Well, I think we need to wrap up because we got bonus coming out too. We have a lot to talk about the bonus that we can get to. Like a ton of stuff. A ton. All of it.

Because we kind of talked about everything else for like a long time. Yeah. Let's do sexy voices to say goodbye. Oh, is that what you meant by sexy voice in our notes? Do your sexiest voice to say goodbye? to say goodbye. No. Do your best.

Do your best. No, I can't. Just try. No. Just do. That's something that I can't do. Try. No, you know, one, I don't do accents and this is even worse.

Try. Like the thought of like trying to be sexy is not something I can ever. Can we Google what is the sexiest thing to say? And then just say this. Just say the sentence. Okay. Yeah. That's fine.

Yeah. But I'm not going to use a voice. Well, maybe that's your sexy voice. It's just your normal voice. It's definitely not. Do I make you horny, baby? We gotta go. That's awesome powers.

I know what it is. Oh, the sexiest thing you'd say, 23 men reveal the sexiest thing and women get to say to them. Let's pull that up before we go. Sounds like a pretty awesome girl. Number one. Let's make some baby.

Two, it's what's on the inside that counts. I would, if a man came up to me, put his arm on my shoulder and said, hits what's on the inside that counts i would fucking kill my ex-up what's what's this okay what is the sexiest thing a girl's ever said to you oh the only thing you want coming out of my okay i can't read that okay well we can wrap up and and see you in the bonus where we can kind of dig into this a little deeper if we want to yeah all right do your sexy voice no Say, do I make you horny baby?

No, I'm not going to say it. Say it. You're not going to say it. You're not going to say it on the mic. I don't want to do it. Computer, enhance. I had the mic so close. Okay, well, oh.

It's bad. I don't know why you asked for that. Well, I don't know why you asked for that. Okay. See you. I got to go. Bye. Bye.

This week, I'm close friends. Cup, fork Spoon Knife Knife Knife Let me guess They hate each other

They have a little bit too much to drink And then they end up SAA having sacks You should write a steamy novel It's already written A thousand million times I kept trying to get him out of the door

I'm trying to guide him And scare him Right Right He wants to come into the shower Of course Oh my god Was that piglet?

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