Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Beware of the Cl*nkers

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. this was the first time ever in all of our podcasting over two plus years that I slept through my alarm oh did you but I ended up like waking up I think I just didn't turn an alarm on rather than say I slept through it let's just I didn't turn it on call a spade call us paid is paid um and so like I'm just feeling completely fatotted like just shoveled a little bit my hair is not quite right forgot mascara so this is one of those things where like I would we would never have noticed unless you said really at my is like off completely off kilter. No, the kilter's gone. You're on your kilter.

But thank you. What I wanted to say mostly about my appearance is that you might notice that my eyes are swollen shut. I didn't. You didn't? No. It's because I saw we live in time last night. Oh, right. The Snapchat you sent me last night after you're viewing, definitely I noticed. The swollen eyepiece is. Well, your whole face was swollen.

Like a baby, like a baby that cries, you know, like their faces gets swollen. I still. Like you cried so hard, your lips got swollen, I noticed. I'd say it's been about 13 hours since I entered the theater. I entered at 7.45 last night. It's about 10 a.m. now. So 12 plus, give or take, give mostly. I still don't know what to say.

I really don't. That film will be a classic. That will be a classic. I like really get emotional from like movies about sickness and love. I think like that's what really kind of tears me part more than anything, like the fault in our stars type of movie. But this had an added layer of like, yes, I'm depressed. Yes, sickness is terrible, but also like life is beautiful and life is worth it. Like even though it can be really depressing. And that was what was so special about this movie.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. And these two actors, Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh, if they don't win an Oscar for this, I'll never watch the Oscars again. I will never watch the Oscars again. those two performances you've never seen anything like oh i can't wait that was not florence and andrew that was almond tobias and like i get that that's the point of acting yeah i do get that this was not in it on a different level good that we need that yeah what like i mean i cried from the second i saw their faces and i stayed in the theater while the credits were rolling i don't understand how people got up at the end where are you going yeah where are you going sit Take a minute.

We'll soak it in. Soke it in. I think it's still unlimited release, so it's like slowly being released. So I guess a lot of people haven't seen it yet, but buckle up and gurgle-er-loin. Gertr-er-loin's up. Oh, my God. I can't wait to see it. I wish I had a question to ask about it, but that's one of those movies that I'm going to really go into blindly and just know that it's...

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of nice. There hasn't been, like, I didn't even get any spoilers and my whole, like, Twitter timeline is... No, I know. I'm also... I'm also getting that, too. Yeah.

I think it's just... Well, probably. My proxy from you. Yeah, Osmosis-I'm Osmosising your timeline. But yeah, I want to see it. I want to see it at home, though. Sorry. I was.

Like, I cry in movies, obviously, but it's like, I don't, like, heave that much. I was moaning. Oh, Jesus. It was, like, moaning and groaning and, like, gagging. I was crying so hard. So it was hot. See, for me, that I need to be gagging and moaning. at home. I wasn't even embarrassed though because it's like you like it would be weird if you weren't.

And so was it just like if you weren't gagging in the theater it'd be fuck. It would be weird. Ew, what was what was the vibe like in the theater? I don't know. I literally didn't like like emergency room waiting room five like and everyone's getting bad news. But it was crazy because there was also so much laughter too. It's even it's there's never been a movie like it. I was truly like cracking up cracking up one second heaving the net. Wow, we laughed. We cried. We'd. It's literally. literally life. Yeah. Oh my God.

How many years does it sit over? It's like back and forth. So it like will start kind of like towards the end and go back to the beginning and back and forth. Probably like seven or eight. That's a good amount of time. Yeah. It's not like. Yeah.

It's great. Wow. Wow. I can't wait for everybody to see it. It's so hard for you to talk about this because I really have no questions. No, that's totally fine. I'm glad. I don't want to give anything away.

There's not really even much to give away. It's just like, oh, oh my God. Yeah, I mean, and I kind of swore off going into movies blindly once I saw poor things. You guys all go to jail for having me even sit down to watch that. I stand by that one. Oh, my God. Stand by that. What?

What? Wow. Yeah. Well, as you know, my TV fell off the wall last week. And so I got home last night first, like, oh, wait, did I get home last night? No. I got home yesterday. Okay.

Yeah, I got home Monday. last time was my first night with like a TV just sitting on the ground and busted to pieces. And so I was like, oh, like, it gets dark so early and I'm sitting in my house and I went on a run. And then I was like dinner time, but I was like, oh, I got to, am I just going to sit on my phone while I have dinner? So I like, my screen times through the roof right now. That's why I'm really playing it safe with my blue lights. But it was so weird. Like I really just like kind of walked around my house and I listened to jazz and I didn't have.

a big screen to look at last night going to bed. So I feel off kiltered as well, but I honestly just feel like better than everyone. Uh-huh. Because like I couldn't sit and watch TV until I pass out on my couch and then wake up and walk to my bed. I feel like I woke up early too because I was like, what the fuck is the point of being awake right now? I feel like I should be proud of myself because I can't make it through one episode of TV.

I tried with the rabbi show, which like is literally written for me. And I can't sit still. And I tried with the Menendez brothers. Can't. Like, I don't know what is wrong. Like, I just want to be, not to be that girl, but I just want to be reading and writing. Just shoot me. Like, that sounded, that sounded terrible.

I just, I don't know. I don't know. I guess I'm just like a little bit different. You're like that girl that I go up and I take her glasses on and be like, oh, but I think it's because like when I'm watching TV. I couldn't explain that in words. I had to act. No, I understand.

If you're just listening like, that's not going to make sense. You're like that girl. He took the classes off. You're like that girl that blank. I think it's because when I'm watching TV, my phone is there for me. And when I'm reading, and I'll just be on my phone. And when I'm reading a writing, I can't be on my phone. Because Stephen King told me to lock my phone in the other room.

He talked about your phone? He told me to put it in the other room. He knows about phones? It was, I think he was referring to the landline in his piece. Okay. But it applies to the cell, too. I have thoughts, by the way, on the rabbi show. Nobody wants this.

Yeah. I watch it. I watch like five episodes. I still. I'm only on the second. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it. I just am very slow with television. I have crazy because you're different than other girls.

Because you have classes. Because I have class. Classes. I have class and you don't. That's a good poll. I almost watched it on the airplane yesterday. But I watched Burn after reading instead, which. What's that?

Okay, so that's one of those movies. It's called Burn After Reading. First of all, is there anything better in the world than sitting down and seeing a movie that, like, you're like, oh, I've actually been wanting to watch this. And you're on a plane and you look at the timing is perfect because our Wi-Fi went out. And it's nice. So it was like, yeah, I was kind of forced to be off my phone the whole time, which was nice. But I was just looking at another similar size screen. Yeah.

Which was also nice because I was getting my Papa was getting his blue light prescription. Yeah. Did you know what you were getting into? No, I had no idea. I've heard Burn after reading. I've heard that name. Listen to the people in this movie. Brad Pitt, George Clooney.

I thought you hated when there was a stacked cast. But the thing about this particular stacked cast is that it was a different time. So I think that they weren't all competing to like get a bigger page. I don't really understand what the deal was back then. But like they didn't overpower each other. They weren't competing for screen time. George Pitt. I love George Pitt.

George Clooney. Oh my God, Gorge Clooney is one of my favorites. Gorge Clooney, George Pitt. George, what is it? Blad Pitt? What's their names? As you were saying, Blad Plit. Grand Galdon, what is it?

What are you? Whoa, I'm having a stroke, actually. Brand Geldon. Borge. I don't know who you go. Who's Brand Geldon? Who's Brand Geldon? Borge?

Hang on. I'll just read it. Thank you. Oh my God. You sound like you went down the drain. Sorry. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Francis McDormon. Brilliant.

John Malkovich. Francis McDormand. Look at her in the third picture. Let me get my shades on. Now, this cast, you would have, this cast will have. Oh, Francis. Yeah. This cast will have a movie buff soaked because George Clooney, Brad Pitt,

Francis McDormand. my god you know i love j k simmons he reminds me of pop-op mm-hmm richard jen k jenksmonds richard mirlinges stifton he's the father malccubitch jkisemans and dermot milroney is in every movie that's ever been made that's true and we don't put enough respect on his name i agree i don't even know a rom-com with dermot milroni and katherine han this movie was so good this is a movie that i didn't know where it was going the entire time it also has a lot of mental illness in it oh nice i it was phenomenal. It was so good. I could not have guessed even up until the last four seconds of the film did not guess where it was going. Oh, I love when that happens. Yeah, it's a Cohen Brothers movie.

What is it about? It's a Cohen Brothers movie. It's really impossible to say, honestly, like, if you are, if you are bored and you want to watch a film that has tried true and trusted, burn after reading. It was good. And it's like a light watch too. Some people die, but it's okay. That's true. Death is part of life. Death is part of life and aging is beautiful. Yeah. I watched two more things. We're just doing TV right away. I watched nobody wants this. Yeah.

Which you couldn't get into, right? It's not that I can't get into it. It's just like an attention to anything. Okay. I wanted to get online my views on... But I will say it's like kind of... I just am on the first episode, but I'm not seeing the hype yet. Okay.

Good. We're going to be on the same edge. So something happened and I don't know what beef I have. Before everyone jumps my bones, I don't know what beef I have with content coming out right now, kind of almost beef. being too dumb. Do you know what I mean?

Like, it's just so giveaway. Like, the characters literally are like, I'm going to be the girl who's, like, the bitch sister. Hi. I'm going to be, I'm going to be his brother that's kind of a dits. Yeah, it's like, it gives us the character development

like in the first episode. And then I know they're kind of supposed to be that, but like, I'm like, do you think I'm dumb? Write your own show. I think I need to. I think I need to, but like, yeah, me talking. I talk shit about movies and TV. the same way I ask for a haircut.

I don't know what to say. I need people to understand what I'm saying. Without having the like lingo or feedback that makes sense. For like film buster probably like, what he means is that there's a lack of tropes. There is a lack of tropes. There is a lack of tropes. Because all of these things,

all of these TV shows and stuff are like, this is a 3D printed. It's like chat, GBT. It was like, give me a cast. Three women, three men, rom-com adjacent. You know, blah, blah, blah. And then I'm sorry to bring up Fool's Gold again.

Ful's Gold was like, okay, Bahamas. And she works on a boat. It's like such an interesting trope. Or like 50% states, they live in Hawaii. Like something in New York is an easy one. We're going to be like, well, they live in New York. And they're like dealing with the city. A country, southern, southwestern.

It's like, there's no tropes anymore. It's just like these people are just like. And when you say trope, are you referring to location? Yes. Well, trope. Yeah. Oh, my God, I am. Whatever.

See, that's what I'm talking about. If I'm getting a high fade, if they're like, You want a high fade at the barber? I'm like, I don't know. It's important for me to understand your definition. Yeah, good. Thank you. Okay.

But that was an issue I was having with the show. Second big thing that I just found out about myself last night. I hate when people have iPhone text conversations in a TV show. I'm not reading your texts. Also, the second I see an iPhone in a movie or TV show, I'm pulled out. I'm like, okay. This is like. Interesting.

and they're calling each other swifties in the show. It's like, that's two on the nose. Yeah. I hate when shows and movies mention COVID. COVID. Like, yes, it should be set in the same world, but not exactly. My reality adjacent, where it's like, I don't want to, you pull your phone out and I'm like, I should check my phone.

You know, it's like something weird about like, it's two on the nose. Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it. That's fair. But I hate that I haven't liked anything that's come out anytime soon. I'm like, everyone thinks I'm just like a massive hater. Pave your own way.

I'm either way smarter than everybody or I'm way dumber. Do you have the How to Save a Cat screenplay book? Write your own screenplay. Oh my gosh, I sat down to do it and I was like, this is dumb. Okay. I can't help you then. Yeah, I can't help myself. Yeah.

Someone help me. Someone help me. I wonder if we're in the part of, if we're in the time period, that like the strike. I think we must be. Like we're going to start like experiencing the effects of the the lull and content. I think we must be. Yeah, but it is a good time to write. Yeah.

How is writing going for you? Thank you for asking because I was just about to, I was about to start going. And I appreciate the question. Awesome. Kind of. I don't know. There's no way of knowing. It's new.

Well, I have got like my big due date in two weeks. Oh, I love fun to have a new date. So I like talked about this unobsessed, but basically. the process for and we're very lucky that we like already have representation so it's like easier to like sure like we have agents already that would pitch the book and we don't have to like write the full book first so I have to write like the first like 70 to 85 pages you're you're at 50 last time I'm well now I'm at over 80 right now and now I'm kind of like fine tuning those and I've got it one more chapter because I want to leave them on like a glute a glute a glute a gluny club a good a good a good cliffhanger. Yeah.

And so then once I get that, I send it over and then it starts to be pitched two different publishing houses. And then hopefully one of them wants it. Maybe multiple will want it. And if none of them want it, you will never see me again. And I'm not even like just saying that.

I'll help you find your body. I shouldn't have even mentioned it. Because like if it doesn't happen, then like truly like, that is the most embarrassed I'll ever be. Because this is the thing that means most to me ever. It feels so personal. And I talk about like my poop on, on microphone. 1637.

Sorry. But like this is like the most personal thing ever. No, I know. That's why I never tell anybody my New Year's. I can't help it. My New Year's resolutions. Because if I fail, that's between me and my body. Exactly.

I can't help it because I'm so excited. You know what happened the other day? I was cleaning out a shelf and I found my sticky notes. I always write my goals on. sticky notes. So I can look back and be like that was your goal like you surpass it. No I found some goals that I was not I'm not even close to and I really I really thought I was like let's be realistic here on the sticky note. Nope. Oh no. I'll be 50 by the time I do those things but it's also nice that I'm I can set more realistic standards because I've I've grown into wait one of my goals was

Andrew going on chicken shop that was one of your goals oh that's good that's one of the New Year's resolutions I wrote down I think Can we look at those? Yeah. But really? Let's do it in bonus. Okay. And bonus, we'll check out on our New Year's resolutions.

But he's going to be on chicken shop on Friday. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I'll be watching. Well, you know what's going to suck is you're going to get a ton of DMs. Like, everyone check on Brooke. How's Brooke doing? Did you see this?

Yeah. It's really like life threatening. It's really life threatening. This marketing was very intentional. I think here's my thing. And don't get mad at me. I'm sure that you probably know already what's going on. But when I saw this and I saw that him and his

Elfron broke up, Andrew Garfield and God damn, and the doctor. Dr. Kate. Dr. Kate. I was like, okay, that's unfortunate timing. They've been broken up. I know. They just kind of popped out. I think that this

is more like he's single and he's going on press tour with Florence because they've been really sparks flying. But they're also just other actors and good actors. They have such chemistry. They do. That's what's not

talked about enough. Chemistry. They don't. They don't. I've always been hesitant to talk about Andrew publicly because he's such a private guy. And like there's been a part of me that's like, well, when, you know, when we connect, like I don't ever want him to look back and see that I've spoken about him in his life because like he would really value me not doing that.

I have now come to terms of the fact that that's not going to happen and that maybe I could say a few words about him. But yeah, he was dating a. woman who identifies as a witch. And that's not me being flip or anything. She's a self-proclaimed witch. And she does potions and spells and magic with M-A-G-Y-K. And she actually does teach a class on seduction that I signed up for.

Oh, okay. It works for her. I did sign up. Temporarily. It takes place on WhatsApp. Okay, make sure, let's remember scamming? Remember scamming last week? Look at what happened to her.

That's not a scam. Well, she's now teaching a class in temporary seduction. It obviously wears off. She broke up with him, she says. I would say that too. I would three. But I mean, I don't care. I don't care if it's temporary or not it worked.

But yeah, that's all I'll say about Andrew because, as always, I respect my man's privacy this time. Yeah, my man, too. Yeah. But yeah, I don't, I genuinely, I opened my Twitter yesterday and saw a picture of him with a puppy and burst in tears just because now. He's like we live in time embodied. Because I guess that's what happened when happens when, you know, you start in a movie and everything like that. But I think I'm about to point five, like distance myself very heavily for the sake of everyone. Healthy.

Yeah. Healthy girl alert. I'm drinking out of this barrel. I love the barrel. It is too big. But I love it. Whoever made this. Thank you.

Oh, speaking of whoever made this. got back. I did tour this past week. Where have you been? Hold on. Like I can't keep up with you. I was in studio last week while you were in Philadelphia. Right. So we've already talked about Florida. Okay. Your mom did not come to my show, right? Okay. Because everyone was like, wait, where's mom? And I was like, oh my God, I forgot that that was here. Oh, no. I don't. Yeah, she couldn't make it. She was busy. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, good. Because that would have been, my energy would have been off and she would have been able to tell. Yeah. But I just did. I went out.

If you do an energy. I went out to do Jake's show in Atlanta. That looked fun. That was insane. Insane. I was unaware. How does it differ from yours? I think, like, I haven't seen any of these podcasters going on a live podcast or like I don't, I was really unsure of what goes on at a live podcast tour, honestly, because people don't realize I'm doing stand-up.

Right. I'm not doing really, like. And so there's like a level of. kind of like you we have stories that we don't like finish on here and you go and there's no phones filming or anything so like you kind of like fill people in on you know give them like the behind the scenes are the phones locked up no they're just you just you can see when people are filming usually but well that's yeah I would be scared that someone's sneaking footage yeah if I wanted to tell like a like a juicy story um I it's either honor system or like everyone when you buy a ticket you're signing like an india like a We will sue you if you post any of the content from the live shows. Can we do neoprene bags? I don't know. Probably.

People do. I don't know what level you have to be at. I've been at shows. Probably like not us. Probably John Malay on the level. That's when they locked my phone out. But I mean, everyone's really awesome. There's like a, he has, I go to his show, by the way.

I think it's totally sold out. But if you're able to. There's some audience like back and forth like Q&A style stuff, which is really, really fun. And Atlanta was great. That was my first time in Atlanta. Oh, yeah. And I'm going back and not this weekend, next weekend, to do four shows in Atlanta.

Wow. So it's just like a big audience there. Yeah, but it was so much fun. Jake's a professional at this. What is like the makeup of the show? It's like built into segments. So that's what I was saying. He's kind of giving stories, like backstories to some of the things that he touches on,

on and like things that he's like shared from a high level. And what did you do? I jumped in during the like, uh, audience part when you're like giving the advice pieces. Uh-huh. Therapists. They're a therapist. Um, but that was great. We woke up the next morning, flew to Memphis, did two shows in Memphis.

That was hilarious. Thank you all for coming out in Memphis. The venue that I performed at had, was not a comedy venue. They had never had a comic come in. I said, we got to have music when I come out. They go, how would we do that? I go, we'll just you play it. And he's like, we don't have the ability to press play or press bonds.

What type of venue are they? Music. And I said. They can't do music? No, no, that's what I said. I go, do you have an oxford? He goes, why would we have an oxford? I go, what do you usually do here?

He goes, we were a music venue. And I was like, and so you don't have, did you bring your music to play? And I was like, how would I bring the music? He goes, you don't have a flash drive? No, we don't have a flash drive. So we had to, I was like, I don't know how we're going to do this. We ended up the first show that we did, it was crazy.

They were like we either walk out to silence, which is just unbearable to think about. Or we play a phone like into a microphone from behind the stage, whatever. It was crazy. Like it was so bad that middle of my show, I hopped off the stage, walked over to the bar and go,

can I get a Mickle of Ultra with the mic and middle of my set? Because it was just like, it was just crazy. But everyone was good sports about it. That's good. And which means that was the first two shows of the weekend. we flew to Lansing, Michigan. That was my first show in Michigan.

I go to Michigan a lot. For it to be in Lansing, for the first show, it was really kind of just random. But everyone showed up and showed out. Great. Huge show, two huge shows. And then we did Grand Rapids to close out.

And that was, I think, one of my favorite shows. Oh, yay. What made it your favorite? We just, we did one show that night, and it was at 6 p.m. And I was in bed by 8.30. Oh, that's fine. Nine.

Yeah, so that was that was good But everyone's been so great You obviously are everyone thinks I'm gonna pull you out of my pocket At the like at some point during the show And I've heard so many people are saying hi to you I brought your gifts but we can do that in bonus Okay I thank you guys all so much for bringing stuff

I want to I don't have room in my suitcase to do this I thank you so much seriously It's such a blessing that people show up and Sell out shows and bring gifts I promise you I promise you. I love them. I do not have room. I almost didn't make it on the flight. They were like, you have to get rid of stuff. And I was like, I literally can't get rid of any of the trinkets.

Right. Just leave your clothes and necessities in the hotel. I'm figuring out how to pack because I bring like gran'amol's vibes. Like everything goes together. So I only have to bring three outfits and it's for six days. Which is nice. Are you getting better with flying? Brooke. Me too. What the hell? I don't know. Okay. I didn't want to be.

to jinx it. But literally yesterday I was like, I didn't even realize we're in the air. I also get the window seat and don't open the window still. But like something, something shifted. Also like the people, like I don't want to say, something bad's going to happen now, but like the people have been kind of more normal on my last few flight. Almost enjoyable. Almost like, yeah, human beings. And you know what else I did yesterday? Sitting in the window, woke up two people and said, I need to be. So did I. It's my life. So did I. It's my life. It's my life. It's my life. I'm gonna put me first. Connor, I, whoa.

Weird. Oh my gosh. It's like you live your whole life in fear of what's going to happen when I wake up, middle seat and aisle seat to go pee. And in reality, what's going to happen is they're going to say, oh, yes, of course. That's your, it's your right. And that is such like a bigger, when you zoom out, that's like such a bigger lesson to be learned. It's like 99% of the things you worry about are never going to happen.

What do I think? The middle seat's going to hit me and aisle's going to. going to put me in a headlock and let middle seat steal stuff out on my pockets? No, they're going to get up and move. Yeah. How freeing. How freeing. I got chills. Yeah. I want to be honest with you. You're looking up. Seriously. Seriously. Something that's looking a little bit down, though, is my new stress stream that I've unlocked. You know how it's usually like I'm crossing the intersection and my brakes don't work or I'm stuck in the air in a balloon and I'm just waiting for it to pop. Yeah. It's now, I'm

I'm texting my crush, but every letter is off. It's like all, they're all different letters and it all comes out as gibberish. And I have to say something. Like I'm trying to communicate something desperately. And it all comes out as gibberish and I can't figure out where the right letters are. Wow. Yeah. And I am desperate to communicate.

It's like there's been like a huge misunderstanding. That is giving me anxiety. Like he's like, you cheated on me. And I'm like desperately trying to. communicate and I've had it three times. Oh my gosh. And I've never had a boyfriend either. So it's interesting where I don't know where that one's coming from. That's really bad. That's really unsettling. Yeah. It's new too. I've never heard of anyone that's had it. So it's interesting how the human psyche is evolving. That's like that's like when like a baby or a drunk person is like trying to tell you something and it's like,

I know you're like you have this thought in your head but it's like not making it through. Like that's like a level of frustration. It's like, crap, I can't get this out. Yeah, I can't get now. That's bad. Yeah, it's bad. It's really bad. Um, I had a thought yesterday. You know, like, fingerprints, which, like, by the way, crazy. How they figured it. Like, they're all unique and how do we figure out, like, they're just everywhere. Like, I touch my Kelly Clarkson chair and I, I, I leave a fingerprint. Yeah. Like, do we have toe prints? Yeah. We have toe prints. Do you think any criminals have ever been caught on the basis of toes? Toe prints? Awesome question. You know?

Seriously awesome question. I don't know why more people aren't asking it. Or maybe we don't have tow prints like in the government files. Few famous cases. They're not in the government file. Criminals have been caught by. I guess you wouldn't do robberies like barefoot all the time. Okay.

Few criminals have been caught by using tow prints. The first was a Scottish bakery in 1952 when a safe cracker was identified using the footprints he left in the flour. Did you hear that there's a slur for robots now? Clanker. Ooh, I felt bad saying. It feels really bad. Yeah. It feels really bad.

Yikes. But yeah. Sorry, I wanted to let you know before I forgot. So they are unique like fingerprints, right? Toeprints. Could you imagine being like, go ahead. All right, boys. Load them up.

We're getting away. And then be like, wait, Andrew, where's your shoes? I was wearing gloves. Wamp. Wamp. And they get caught. Your screenplay. Oh, my God.

They're not making cinema. like the E's two in the in the 40s. Yeah, my trope. My trope is that everyone's barefoot. Yeah, interesting. Okay, cool. That's good to know. That was just like a really quick learning moment.

Yeah. But yeah, you saw the robot thing where the glancers were like serving drinks and they were. The C words. Yeah. Feels bad. That also feels really crazy to say. I know. Yeah, they're, that is making.

me a little bit uneasy, obviously. Like, I hate to be just like the guy that's denying new technology. But like, hey, you're making super robots that like walk around and live in our house. It's like, I really don't want to be a conspiracy theory. I say that every week. But like, I feel even extreme. Like I love the little cute robots that bring us our postmates. Like R2D2.

But I look at those and I'm like, this is the future. Like this isn't, we shouldn't just be okay with this. No, but yeah. You know, so anything more than that, it's like, let's take a step back. They're going to be, I guess Elon Musk came out and was like, he came out as bisexual and he was like, no, no, no, he did. Oh. Wait, what? No, he came out and said that they're going to be like $28,000 to $30,000 and it's going to be the highest volume sales of any consumer product in history because everybody needs one.

And I'm like, oh, does Elon Musk think everybody. has $30,000 sitting around to buy something? That is crazy. He does. He does. Like, what can a banana cost $8? Like, that's like, bizarre. But he's like, they can cook and clean and do all this stuff for you. They can cook your hello fresh for you when it arrives.

Guess how much my, I went to Airwan yesterday. I don't, I try not to like grocery shop there because it's just like so insanely expensive. But it's so close to me that like sometimes it's. It's just like it is what it is. And I hadn't had a vegetable for the two weeks that I was gone. So I like woke up at seven and I was like, all right, let's go get some Brussels sprouts. Guess how much it costs you get some Brussels sprouts, some mushrooms, an onion and a carton of eggs because I was making like an egg scramble. $36.

$67. Oh my God. And that's the first time I was like, I actually might say, never mind. And like I've obviously never done that because of my personality. And like I ended, I didn't do it because of my personality. But I was close. Like that is literally unacceptable. Yeah, it is unacceptable.

I have been, I've walked up and all I got was blueberries that like sushi to go and a smoothie. And I was like, oh, no, I'm just getting the one carton of blueberries. They're like, yeah, we know. It's, it is like out of control. It's out of control. It's not okay. It's robbery. It's highway.

willing it's consensual robbery i'm doing this new thing to stay off my phone when i go places where like i have to bring my phone on on walks so i'm like what if i come up with a genius idea has not happened yet bring your shower note aqua notes well i'm like what if i need a picture of something yeah you know so but i leave it in my pocket it's on do not disturb have you done color walks ever i feel like an eight or like an eight year old when i say that color walks are when you go on a walk and you pick a color before you leave and you say purple and on your walk you pick a color you you find the color purple everywhere you go.

Like there's a pot, there's a flower, there's a little scooter, you know, there's a flag hanging from someone's window. Really fun. That kind of gave me goosebumps. I know. It's really fun.

It's a good, it's very like, you're actively looking around so it's like stimulating for like an ADHD brain. I'm going to get diagnosed with something after saying that. Probably.

Oh, I was going to say about it. Atlanta. Did you see Jake's viral, viral TikTok where he was like His eye? He finished his show and he's like So the venue gave him a cake and it was a Octopus and he goes oh let's make a TikTok like Connor smash my head into this cake and I was like I don't want to

because one of your fans is going to be like you're wasting Connor's wasting food Connor smash his head into it and he's like shut like shut up just do it and so I do it I smash his head into the cake and he's like oh like it's and I look over it's caked all over his face and he's like oh and i'm like oh he's like there's just probably food no there's a toothpick in the cake sitting up which and i it went right here like hit his nose and then like went right here if that had gone a centimeter like to the right he would have been blind no but no i know and i was feeling so bad

but then everyone was like david dober jeph whittick core i'm like okay no first of all no And you called it too. And yeah, I know. First of all, I did not want to do that because I knew that there are people online that are going to think that like I'm like doing this for views. No. First of all, I didn't even post it. Second of all, I was like, he was like, do this. Come on, do it.

Third of all, okay, I'm tired of people acting like very niche facts are like common knowledge. That's why you don't do that. Why is there a toothpick in my cake? Like, am I, am I, like, this is literally what our parents warned us about and everyone's like, there are not razor blades in Tutsi rolls when you go door to door. Like, that's crazy. I've never heard of people putting toothpicks in a cake. My bad.

Now I'll never do that again because, like, I almost just took out. Like, I can't even imagine. Can you imagine if you were responsible for blinding, like, America's sweetheart? No, no. Like, talk about never seeing your body again. Like, I would literally have to move to the Bahamas. You would move to your own trope. Mm-hmm.

A trope, the trope is where the heart is. Yeah, well said. It's time to make this trope a troem. Hello. Oh, hello, Fresh. Hi, Fresh. How are you?

Hi, Fresh. How are you? But I, like, literally, I've never met a comment section. I have needed to touch grass more than this comment section. They're like, you're evil. I wasn't trying to kill Jake Shane. Get a grip. Secondly, on TikTok.

Surely you've all heard in Declareb, we are all fam. Okay. Maggie's a new fan of Maggie Winters is a new fan of B&CMIP. She texted me last week. She was like, hey, not to be like a super fan, but like where is the episode? It's like, it's like 302. I was like, oh my God, it's waiting for it. But she had heard how many times we've been like, in the club, we all fan.

She was like, let's do that sound. We do it in the green room before the Miami show. Obviously it has 16 million views now. She owns on her on hers she owns the sound she wait was she the first one that like Yeah, like yeah, and we were supposed to collab post it and it we we we I don't have the collab feature so I was like why don't you just post it wait she kind of started that trend well we but Yeah it's um the 11.9 million one no yeah yeah 11.9 up I think up middle yes middle right there yeah yeah Oh my God

And if you click it on original sound It's original sound Maggie Winters Underneath the caption Oh my God Wait didn't Alana use it? She commented on it and said love you BBs You're lying I see her I see that

I see the I love you BBs And I see it from Alana Glazer You're lying Can you click the original sound underneath That's so insane 134 wait Is that Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah 134000 views

Look where the were the original sound. I had no, Connor, I literally had no idea and I saw her do it. I thought she was hopping on the trend. No, we literally were sitting there and we were trying to figure out how to collab post it because we want to post more content in the green room. Oh, that blood was like, chunk of it. I was like, why don't you just post it? Because I was about to go out on stage. This is your I have purse moment. This is how I have purse feels. No, if anyone, if anyone deserves At least you're in it. If anyone deserves to have that, it's Maggie.

It's Maggie W. It's Magdalene. Yeah, we've got to get her here. She's going to come. We're going to figure out how to get her. I think in January she'll come. Okay. But that was just absolutely insane.

But that's something that we've been saying for so long. In the club, we all fam. Yeah, and people are like, what is it? In the club, we're all flan. What is going on? In the club, we're all family. In the club, we're all family. I saw Wicked.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. You can talk about it now. Good job. Thoughts? Questions? Um, no one's ready. No one's ready for what's to go.

No, I literally, ah, like, I, obviously, like, had the highest expectations. Like, I love Wicked. I'm obsessed with Wicked. Sure. I love musicals. I love musical movies.

I am addicted to Jonathan Bailey. Like, I literally, it couldn't have been better. That's exciting. And I'm like an Ariana convert now, which is really exciting. Wow. She stole the show. Cynthia was exceptional, which I expected. So that's the only reason I'm not harping on her.

I was like she's already like an EGOT winner in my eyes. And now she's actually really, she's going to get that EGOT. She's going to get the EG. She has to. What does she have right now? EGT? Yeah. Okay.

Ariana is. exceptional and Jonathan Bailey it's I'm almost like a little bit dreading because obviously like he's very big now but what's going to happen to him is going to be unpleasant when is it out like no one's going to eat like he's he's going to be Harry styles yeah I was thinking that how did he get this role like no offense how did he get this role he has a musical theater background but this is like I guess they're all musical theater now okay yeah Ariana has a musical theater they're all theater kids they're all theater kids they're all theater kids they're all theater kids. but he was filming Bridgerton fellow travelers and Wicked at the same time which is so insane his performance of dancing through life

I can't wait for you to see it because when we saw Wicked and I feel fine saying this because like whatever our Fiera wasn't like our favorite part which was devastating for me because I love his songs like I can't wait for you to see

what Don did this character and also the last thing I'll say is that you know how much like I love romance. Like in any movie like it could be like like a World War II epic. There will be like one small like romantic line and that's what I'll cling on to even though that's not the point of the film. So I've always felt like the romance in Wicked is like extremely underdeveloped because Fierro, who's the love interest just really goes from zero to 100 with like no character development.

and what Jonathan Bailey brings to this character, I can't wait for everyone to see it. Oh, good. Yeah. That's excited. When does it come out? November 22nd. But there's an advanced screening.

I think you can get like in L.A. New York, it starts on the 20th or something. I'm going to be in. I'm going to be studying abroad. But I have my tickets. You're studying abroad on the 20th? I'll be in Ireland. Oh, my God, Ireland.

And then I'll be done with the tour. Yeah. But I'll come back and then we'll be something to look forward to. Are you just going to start another tour, though? Because I feel like that's what happens with everyone that goes on tour. Kind of. but not really. No.

And thanks for the patience, everyone for the remote episodes. But we're getting back to basics here. Yeah. Well, that's exciting. Yeah. So it was exceptional. I'm so excited for everyone to see it.

Yeah. I'm excited to see it. That'll be the only second time being wicked and it'll be the movie. It will be your second time. Saying wicked. Oh, did you say second? Yeah.

Oh, sorry. And it'll be the movie. Yeah. Oh, I was going to tell you, did you update your phone? I got a new phone case Oh beauty But like the software

Yeah don't update it Please like everyone with an older phone Unless you have the 16 Like do not update your phone I don't know how to work it I don't know how to work anything It's the most bizarre thing That I've ever experienced being like

I don't know I take a picture I'm like I don't even know where it went I don't know where my photos go I can't find them Now I want to update it I updated it for one thing That I saw on Twitter and then I was like, oh, I wish I wouldn't have done that at all.

Obviously my phone's like starting to break now that I... It's like I do not know how to work of like my technologies as someone who does it for a living. How do you update your phone? Dancing through life. No need to talk. Oh, yeah. Software update. You go to the software update section. I did that.

That's what I did. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm telling you don't do it. Oh, beta. I'm doing it. I just did it.

Okay. It's done. You're going to regret it so hard. You're going to be so confused. You're going to regret it. Okay. You're going to be so confused. This update provides important security fixes and is recommended for all users.

Great. Blind trust in Apple. I am a blind truster. It always bites me. It always bites you right in the... I got refunded, by the way. Sorry. I was thinking of getting scammed.

And then for my book of Mormon scam. So that wasn't a scam. I can support Big Stub. Big Stub. Yeah. I'll show you Big Stub. Thank you, Big Stub. Thank you, Big Stub.

Thank you, Big Stub. This podcast is not brought to by Big Stub. But they did refund me. So I smeared them last episode and now I'm retracting the Shmeared. Shemir. Oh, I saw the outsiders too. I mean, I have just been living my best life. Wow.

Yeah, you did. Yeah. I mean, also exceptional, which we knew that was coming. I've got my outsiders. up here, filled with emergency. Oh, I'm going, I'm going to see Max this weekend. Oh my God, you must be like over the moon. I am so excited.

This is the longest time I've gone without seeing him. And my parents are really bad at sending pictures. I'm like, send a picture and they're like, okay, one second. I'm like, I know you're sitting next to the dog. I know that they're probably like trying to find the camera button on their phone. Like that's, I'm like, send it. And they're like, I'm trying to click. I can't wait for you to be reunited.

I know. I'm really excited. Oh my God, he's going to freak. It'll be really good. I'm going to start looking for a cat this week. Oh, good. Yeah. Jonathan.

Jonathan? Oh, they're going to name it Jonathan? Yeah. It's going to be a gay cat. It could be a boy or a girl. It'll be named Jonathan. Cats are girls. Unless they're boys.

I want a boy. I want a gay cat. Get a gay cat. I think it's time. I hope it likes me. You're going to have it. That's a great house to have a cat in. Isn't it?

A bunch of nooks and crannies. Yeah, so many nooks and crannies. Getting an animal. is so nice because when you get an animal, when you live by yourself, all the noises that you hear, which like, when you're alone, you're like, now, what the hell was that?

All of a sudden you feel so safe because you're like, it was probably the dog or it was probably the cat. But like, it's just nice to lie to yourself that. Yeah, that's true. It's really weird having had an animal in my place, now hearing all the noises and being like, that definitely wasn't the dog, he's not here.

you know right anyways let's do this let's do this submission okay do you want to read it or do you want me too you should read it I think I'll just comment so this is gonna be crazy I see because I'm seeing a few keywords in here that's okay right off the bat I draw Transformers porn for a living oh I didn't miss that part I draw Transformers porn for a living

specifically Transformers porn that is geared towards the female gaze because God knows there's enough for the male gaze We are driving, we are driving, we are drawing 18 wheelers with B and Cs. That's what I'm gathering from that. Oh, okay, yeah. I guess they didn't even think of what a transformer was. We are talking about parking that big Mac truck. I was thinking, I was thinking of shifters.

I was thinking of shifters. No, transformers. Or those are the, that's machinery. Machines, yeah. Anyway, I had this, oh, I wonder, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I had this one girl commission me for an erotic piece of her and her favorite transformer. Her boyfriend finds out about this, right?

And he fucking loses his shit. Right, because he's nervous that he might lose her to a Camaro. Because it made him feel self-conscious about his dick. Oh, so the-a-fictional character. The trucks made him jealous, L-O-L. Dicks are huge. His GF asked me what she should say to him and I was like he watches porn, doesn't he? It's literally no different.

She hits him with that and this whiny little bitch boy, I shit you not, responds with that's so different. Wait. This is a crazy conversation to have with someone you're buying something from on Etsy. I also do want to say, like, I obviously, like, she should be able to commission this, and I don't think her boyfriend should have an issue with it, but I do think it's different.

Like, if my boyfriend commissioned a piece with him in it and an entity, that's different than watching, like, two strangers to me, at least. You lost me. I don't know what you're saying. She commissioned this piece that's, oh, of her and her favorite transformer. So she's in the piece. Oh! Which feels different to me than watching two strangers.

But it's also, it's a car. No, I'm saying I think it's like, depending on how you define the word fine, I think it's fine. You know? Yeah. But like I do think it's different. He's not watching.

He's not watching AI rendered. Him and someone. Of him and someone. Someone else. Or a different entity. Okay. So anyway, I lost a $300 commission all because a man wanted to be a little bitch. Us woman can't fucking have any.

anything love y'all. Us women can't fucking have anything. Love y'all. I do. I think that's interesting. I do. Yeah, honestly, like, this is a situation that

I don't think I would find myself in. I don't think that it's a little bit harder. Have you ever watched Transformers? No. Like, what if you got really into Transformers? You probably need. Like, I can see it. Oh, you could see me in this situation.

I kind of understand why someone would have a problem with it, honestly. Like, I don't think I would personally because it's just like, yeah, like, do whatever. But like seeing like your significant other in a sexual situation with something else. Like, I could see the issue, I guess. So you lose me here because...

Is that what a transformer is? That's like for the female or for the male gays. That's like they make them all, you know. That's what I talked about when I saw the transformers and I was like, they put they put tits on this transformer. I'm just thinking about it. If my boyfriend went out of his way to commission a piece of him in a sexual scenario with something else. I would. Literally call out a spade.

It would not. If it was, if it was the boyfriend fucking like a tailpipe, I don't know, like of a, you know, of a Honda Civic, would you be upset? That's a good question. Of like that, the main character of cars. What's her name? No one knows here, which it's comforting to me that no one knows her name. I don't think I would, but I could see why someone would. It was what I'm saying.

I don't think it's the most insane thing in the world for him to be upset. If he was hooking up with Sally Carrera in a cartoon form, here's the thing. This doesn't bug me because it's fake. It's a drawing of a car. And like obviously everyone like DSF, if your boyfriend's upset about this, I don't know. Get a PO box.

Yeah, I would just also do it anyway. If it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, I think that's a larger conversation. I think, yeah, I think, yeah. This seems very relationship specific. It's like, there's so many things that. Well, that, it's honestly. And person's, yeah, it's kind of, it's a unique type of character that. Yeah.

He loses his shit because it made him feel self-conscious about his dick. That seems like a, that seems like a, that's, seems like a different issue. That's what I'm saying. I think there's a lot of things at play here. I think that that is the list could have ended there. Like maybe. Right.

I guess that's a different issue than the issue that I'm, I could see. Yeah. I think it's just like not wanting to see your significant other in a sexual scenario. I wish I could see the commissioned piece. I think that would help us. And how big we were talking.

I think that would help us. It's also important to. Also, did you, I guess she already did the piece. She already made the piece and then never got paid for it. His GF asked me what she should say to him and I was like he watches porn doesn't he it's literally no different okay business woman sell me this pen sell me this drawing of a tractor fucking your girlfriend right now go he watches porn doesn't he? I do think that I do think it's literally no different. Yeah I think like having a buying it buying it You know what? If he bought it for you, that's sweet.

That would be sweet. That's a great gift. I think here's the thing also. What are your intentions with this drawing? Are you framing it? Yeah. You know? Like there's a lot of context here.

I would love follow-ups. This sucks that we can never have follow-ups. No, I think we can now because I think we'd have to call. No, no, no. We can say, because we have a submission box now. We can just be like, submit and just start the, if you ever want to write in an update, just start with like, this is an update to something that we already talked about. That would be great.

I would love to hear. Also, context is so important. Like, are you going to frame this above your mantle? You know, like, I would be like kind of like, that's making me. We have guests over. And there's, you know, there's an 18 wheeler bending you over here with his giant sea. His truck nuts. But.

Lug nuts. Yeah, his lug nuts. Yeah. I don't know. It's so layered. Yeah, that's crazy. Wait, there was another one about someone breaking up with a girlfriend. That's Andrew

Oh No boyfriend caught on Hinge While they were playing roommate's phone And sitting next to girlfriend That's horrible Made my roommate download Hinge And screenplay as we caught my boyfriend On Hinge he's sitting next to me

Wait made my roommate Download Hiz Oh and they found his profile Why are they laughing That's Why are people laughing? I mean I would have it's like horrible yeah that's tough that's a tough look i'm back on hinge oh good i have no matches

pay are you paying for the the everything yeah i think i do think that they prioritize people that pay for that the service well it's like at the end of the day like am i gonna go on a day i actually like have to have to you should before did i was that on my new year's resolution cards i don't know we'll see in we'll see in a second it's not going well well yeah i think like yeah i think like yeah that's a good that's a good goal to set too go on one of these damn things it's now it's at the point where it's like I just would rather be doing something else

no no there's always gonna be another mountain there's all you're always gonna make the climb thing I'm I'd feel too but like I want to do it and be like well it'd make a funny story like for the pod yeah you know but then I feel really bad talking about someone people do that I know it's really successful podcast no I know I know But it makes me feel bad for the people who...

I know. I always think about people like that. It's like, why would anyone ever want to go on a date with you? Because you get on your podcast and you talk about them right after. Like, you're really narrowing down who'd be willing. And then also, you're really setting yourself up for like if people find out you're going on dates and then talking about it. Like, a lot of people are going to want to go on a date with you so that they can get talked about. I just think my worst nightmare is like going on a date, having it like soccer or whatever.

Coming here, talking about it and then seeing a text pop up from. from the young gentleman that's like just I'll watch the podcast kill me like that to me it's like worst case scenario okay my phone's back up and running let's see how many hinge matches I have

okay let's check I want to say this weekend I had a couple Uber drivers and this is in the middle kind of all kind of in the middle of nowhere tell me why three out of maybe eight of my Uber drivers were like oh I'm actually like trying to be a comedian too and tell me why those rides were the longest

what the hell is going on with this update? Yeah, I don't know. I told you not to do it. Did they take hinge off my phone? And they walked me through all their jokes. Can I tell you guys one of the jokes that this one was set up for a lot longer than I'm able to give, but he said, I was at this restaurant with my wife and she was like,

well, it's going to take a little bit longer because they're short-staffed. And I'm like, please have a twist. Please have an M. Knight-Shallamon twist for the end of this joke. John one was on my plane and he goes babe do you think it's do you think it's because they're they can't reach the ingredients and he looked at me and I was like oh my god because they're short and then we had 18 minutes left after that um he was on your plane from where philly oh that's cool he lives there okay i i also want to say southwest after i went online and said i'm going to kill period Southwest is switching to assigned seating this took way too long

it's like almost like they were digging their heels no it was like they were being stubborn yeah what like this is why I wasn't flying southwest I think people finally got on there like it's so not relaxing to get to the airport be like I don't know where I'm sitting I don't have a seat yet that is so backwards yeah also sorry keep going no no I have nothing I could have just blah blah blah my way into the

my away soft show has made my life so much easier in terms of putting my bag in the overhead bin. Just like the weight of the suitcase itself, I think was so challenging for me. And now that's not the case with the soft shell. Oh, I'm pumping and dumping into my soft shell. It is literally so much more stuff.

Yeah. I would live in my soft shell. You can't. You could probably do that. Did you see that Jack Harlow fan page that release a statement about their mental health and how they'll no longer be continuing with the fan page? Oh my God, yeah, I did see this.

How about you go ahead and read us this? Hi, everyone. You might have noticed our app. This is Jack Harlow Daily. You might have noticed our absence on this page. We come to you with heavy hearts, open eyes. We've loved the community we've built here, but something has weighed heavy on us these past few years.

We can no longer in good faith run this page. When we started this account, we were at an all-time low, parentheses ATL. And our mental health, leading us to thank Jack Harlow was very attractive. as our mental health has improved we have come to realize that we no longer want to have sex with this man we hope this brings some

closer to our fans we apologize for any hurt this may have caused and we ask for privacy at this time love always that's like me with young gravy oh sorry no I saw I saw one for like a Taylor Swift account

that was like hey we got laid and like we're saying a lot more clearly now no longer running this I have literally always said that there's a direct correlation between celebrity obsession and mental illness. And I can say that as the leader of the community. And I don't even think it's a bad thing. I think it's just like when we need some sort of like comfort and security, we kind of latch on to something like that.

I guess this is a little bit different because it's more so just focusing on the attractiveness level of someone. but yeah I'm glad I'm glad that they woke up and woke out and and are moving on I so I don't think Jack Harrow I don't think it's embarrassing to think Jack Harlow is attractive it's not embarrassing to think anyone's attractive but it's just funny I guess at the end of the day I mean Jack Harlow do you think it's serious or a bit no I think it's I mean it's probably like semi serious because what people don't realize is that like you can have a normal relationship be like the that's a hot guy and not like have a fan page about like wanting to H you with him.

But I would just be, there's people that are in the zeitgeist for like a huge amount of time and it blows up and then it fades and it's like, wait, you're gross. But like that's, it's a normal thing to just be like, okay, this man is just like has a hit song and that's why you want to fuck him. And then like when it fades away, when he has like a billboard number one, everyone's like, oh my gosh. like, you know, when you had Abinan. But if you're going to go all out and make a fan account, I appreciate also the announcing the departure as well. Yeah, that's nice. That's refreshing.

You're right. Yeah. You're so right. I saw one for Ariana Grande, and it was like Ariana Grande updates. And they were like, hey, guys, so sorry for not posting recently, have been in jail. But we just got out and back to normal posting. Yeah. Thank you for letting me know.

Yeah. That's nice to have closer to fans. Yeah. Closer. Okay. I'm supportive of them letting us know. Me too. I love people letting me know things.

But also, if you still, if you think Jack Harlow is attractive, that's okay too. Yeah. Because aging is a blessing. Aging is a blessing and a privilege. I didn't go to ACL and I regret it a lot. I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay. It looks good this weekend though.

It looked great. Yeah. People can't get enough. Clapple Jones. What's her name? Chapel Rhone Duolipa also went to two of my favorite bars

which are like dilapidated bars that like you don't even go like sat at tables that I've sat at at the barn spring swam sat in like in a little area of the grass just really makes you think she wore a Texas University of Texas Jersey while she performed

that was something and I'm going to a Texas football game this weekend. You should make a do a duolipa fan account. I would I think I'm like too stable. Don't say that. I don't think so. You know what's funny is that if I would have been in town for ACL, I promise you, unless you like rented out the bars that she went to, those are where I go.

You think you're hooked up? Life, man. I could probably. You think you could. I'm being like, I'm not saying you couldn't. Did you think you think you could be dating? Yeah. This is one of the only two people that like, she's like, she literally said, let's keep these jeans.

No, I don't see any difference between him. Calam Turner and me. No, no, no, that's not what I was going to say. Between Callum Turner and Josh O'Connor. I'm so sorry for the Boys in the Boat community fans of that movie. One of the worst movies I've ever seen in it had everything in it to be a good movie. And that's the only thing I've ever seen Callum Turner in. I've never seen him in anything.

I think. And that had a good trope. They look the, what was the trope? like like um ivy league school row boat team like that was cool reminds me a boat house row in philadelphia it's it's like it's like set a lot like in that but when i was looking at that i was like oh boys in the boat yeah yeah that's a cool thing to drive by yeah it's real pretty isn't it yeah the thing about me will you move to philly with me in about five years um let's see if let's see what goes wrong in my life and then we could um i um i um i um i um i um comma i um

Oh, I'm learning like how much I love the Midwest and like all these little towns. Like I'm learning so much on this tour. I'm like I love a dive bar. I love like, see. You're learning that you love a dive bar? Well, no, I'm learning like I love like little towns. There's so many little towns in the U.S. It is so crazy to me that people are everywhere.

I think that's what I'm learning to. Everyone's everywhere. People live everywhere. You know? It's crazy, y'all. And with that really vague insight, it's time that we hop into bonus. I fear this is going to be a good bone zone. Okay, I'm scared of it too.

Yeah, it'll be really good. Well, thank you guys for joining us. You can also come to... Oh, okay. You can also come to join us if you want to. You can do that. If you want to, goodbye, everybody. See you in the bone.

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