Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Binky Drained To Completion

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  After a long two weeks, Brooke and Connor are back at Harvard to debrief everything that has been going on in their lives. Connor fights off his jet lag post Italy adventures and Brooke breaks down her new favorite artists after visiting the best place on earth (aka Coachella). And don’t worry, we saved time for a quick pop culture corner to discuss everything from John Mulaney’s new special to Aubrey Plaza’s interesting milk campaign!  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Save $10 on your first purchase when you go to https://StoryWorth.com/bandc! Go to https://JULIECARE.CO to learn more or find Julie at your nearest CVS, Target, or Walmart today.  Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://JoinHoney.com/bandc.  On Tinder, it starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Poppin’ Poppers 1:34 Intro 2:08 Quick Housekeeping 3:54 Missed Titanic Reference 4:50 Watching Sad Movies On Planes 7:35 Super Mario Bros Ballads 8:40 Recapping Alex and Morgan 11:16 StoryWorth 15:20 Fighting Jet Lag 17:32 Connor Lost Brooke’s Gift 21:20 Recapping Italy 24:03 Julie 26:02 Matthew McConaughey Redemption 30:16 Destination Weddings 32:03 Controversial Food Take 33:04 Day Drinking In Italy 36:00 Honey 38:19 Brooke’s Coachella Experience 46:09 Liquid Death’s Enema 47:58 Blink-182’s Middle School Jokes 50:08 Tinder  51:17 Brooke’s Shrooms Experience 55:17 Connor’s Shrooms Experience  58:04 Tiering For Fred Again 59:44 Glen Powell & Sydney Sweeney 1:02:38 John Mulaney’s New Special 1:04:45 Jury Duty 1:08:47 Classy vs Trashy 1:10:21 Aubrey Plaza’s Wood Milk 1:13:24 Phone Call Epiphany 1:15:08 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We can talk about. Poppers, I think, are over the counter. You can get them on Amazon. I remember. What are they? Like, there's no way it's not just zapping your brains. No, that they, it is. Because I remember last summer, or maybe two summers ago when I first moved here,

I was at a lot of pride parties. Yeah. And I was just like sniffing poppers because I thought it was just like similar to like an essential oil. Like an essential oil of sorts. And then someone was like, they are so bad for you after I'd inhale. like 50, 50 hits. I just imagine, bro. I was loving it.

Like, it's just like a nice little headbrush. For me, it was just, it was as if they reintroduced lobotomies into society. I was like this. Doi. I literally sat down and had to grab both arms of the chair I was in. That was the most, like, that's how I imagine when I'm blackout drunk. That's how I must look. I love them.

I can't do it anymore. There's too dangerous for me because the 30 seconds of experience I have from doing those is one that I don't want to relive. I can't. I can't do that. Totally. And I would do anything to relive. Twice.

Those moments. Well, it's over the counter. Oh, I mean, sorry, you did it. How many times that day? It's 50, not two. Oh, okay. So 50, 51 times. Sorry.

You're good. This is not a numbers podcast. It's never been. No. And you've always. I bet. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor.

Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own, and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest.

We're just going to dive right in today. Okay, quick housekeeping reminder before we get into it. Time to clean up. Connor, go ahead. Sorry, my stomach just started hurting because we were talking about milk earlier. Do you want to read it? It's passing, it's passing.

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studios, studios, subscribers. Yeah. Et cetera. Okay. Well? Yeah, I guess we'll hop right into it. Let's hop right into it. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast.

It feels like it's been two and a half years since we've been. It really does feel that way. It's been 84 years since. Name the movie. I'll give you a hint. You've never seen it. What is it? it's us

scozy are you not doing our cold open for the studio no no hell no bitch i'm not doing our cold open as when we were old people that's 100% i know but it was a reference to come on sponge pop jeez

thank you what is it i don't know come on my favorite movie it's oh titanic this is how titanic literally oh i had no idea i had no idea you were doing a bit 84 years i really didn't know that since i've been back What did she say after that since I've been back on the Titanic?

Oh, no. Since I first stepped foot on the Titanic. I've never been able to finish Titanic. I've finished. Is it the Titanic or Titanic? Just Titanic. I've never been able to finish Titanic. It's been 84 years.

Do you do it. The plot. What's wrong with the plot of Titanic for you? It's sad. I find it sad. Oh, do you want to talk about Sad? Let's talk about sad. Tell me why on my 13-hour flight yesterday, I got upgraded by the

Grace of God, and I'm sitting there. I said, time to kick back, relax with a cup of Earl Gray, and watch something light and airy with maybe a little bit of a comedic twist. This is your fault for thinking. Why did I click on the whale? That's on you. Thinking that was going to be, guys, the flight attendant had a stop at my, at row 12 and say, are you okay? Was it good, though? I don't care for award winning films, clearly, but genuinely could.

I wouldn't have seen a single part of it. It was just so well written. And then... Was it good? Yeah, it was good. I would say it's good. You really... I'll tell you this.

You only need to watch the beginning and the end. Uh-huh. A lot in the middle. That's kind of... This could have been a short film. It could have been 13 minutes long. Is it 824? That'll do it.

Is it 824? That'll do it. Yeah, you really only need to watch the beginning and the end. Right. Sadie Sink. Fonomenal. Just the way that those two interacted was so emotionally charged.

It was crazy. Now, tell me as a chaser to the whale why I decided to watch a man named Otto. I don't know. I don't have the answer. If there would have been a way for me to dump my body out the side of the plane without causing a scene,

I would have done it. Aject button. Cried the whole time for this. There's no way I... I've got six months clear of crying because of how much I cried on my fly. light back. Wow. This was... This is based off of the book a man called Ove, right? Yes. Okay. How is it? The book's great. The movie's really good too. I want to read the book. No, I mean, Tom Hanks in this movie,

everybody in this movie, eh, not everybody. There was some really cheesy acting, which really sobered me up from my cry fast. Really? There were a couple parts that I was like, oh, come on, that's so fake. But the whole movie, If you want a good cry, watch it. Unfortunately, the way, the thing that happens to me after I watched any sad movie is it takes me like a couple days to get 100% sober from watching them. Like there is a tinge of depression in the back of my head right now. When I watched Marley and me for the first time, I didn't text back my friends for anybody for three days.

Right. They thought I went missing. You know what, sad movie I just saw? Super Mario Brothers. And no one's expecting that to be a tearjerker. No. You will solve. because of brotherly love and how powerful it is.

And you're from Philly. And by the way, City of Brother do, the song that Jack Black sings in the Super Mario Brothers movie, Peaches is the song of the summer. Mark my words, that's it. That's all I have to say. Never heard of it.

Oh, it is one of the best ballads. I would call it a ballad that this nation has to be. This nation has seen since hello by Lionel Ritchie. Glee version. Wow. Wow. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Maybe we can't play it now, which is so sad because of copyright and cease and desists. Okay, well, we didn't see each other last week. No. We were away. No. I was at Coachella. Yeah. So we had the Alex episode.

Right. Anything you want to say about that. I hope everyone really, really enjoyed it. I think a lot of people liked seeing. being you like as a human in that episode as opposed to well it's because it's usually like I'm the one that's like it's like you were if that kind of makes sense just in terms of sweat in terms of sweat in terms of like yeah yeah and what sweat means for us um we're just humans yeah we're yeah it's nice to see you in that light really active because you know you're so

strong mentally keep me my shirt on, but thank you for noticing. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. I really enjoyed the episode. They're so easy to talk to. Morgan is a light in this world. She really is. I mean, they both are, but Morgan just took it and ran with it.

That whole episode was as if we'd met each other more than 10 minutes total before they stepped on step, but it was great. Well, we've met each other. For more than 10 minutes we haven't. I will say a lot of people don't know because we talked about it in the bonus, but basically the reason we were on the insanely chill set is because when we pulled up after scheduling this two months out to have them on we pulled up to our building here

our our set here and we wanted to have them on they would have been our first guest on right here because we were saving ourselves sitting in our little room here and we got here and the power was out which has never happened before no and so we went crisis control and we got a hold of Cody and he let us use insanely chill which was a blessing thank you so much code but it was great I think it was really great I think everybody like a lot of people

were like should have seen this coming but didn't because you know Right and it was it was really natural I thought we kind of killed it

okay with them they killed it as well and then other than that I mean a week 10 12 days have passed since we've been here

way more than that 14 days yeah wow that's two weeks yep yeah okay well how about

you kind of start you seem awake by the way for somebody who just got back from Italy, like last night. Yeah. You know why? Because it doesn't hit you until the day after. So, for example, I got home from Coachella Monday, Tuesday, as in yesterday.

Couldn't have been more awake if I tried. Today, not so much. So it hits you not the next day, but the following day. So tomorrow you'll be sleeping. That's like my hangovers. That makes sense. Next day I'm kind of up and at it. Uh-huh.

And the next day, Okay, don't please don't talk to me. Oh, that doesn't make sense to me. No, it doesn't, but that's just how it goes. Okay. But, no, I think I'll be fine. I don't really get jet lag unless I check what time it is in the place that I was. Like when I was in...

So jet lag is completely a mental thing for you. Yeah, and my time overseas, I was checking every now and then to see what time it was here in L.A. And then I'd be like, oof, because it would be like one or two a.m. Yeah. And we'd be, like, going to grab food. and I shouldn't have been sort of these nine hours ahead. Yeah, so it would be like...

That doesn't make sense then. Okay, I don't... I don't... I'm not a math podcast, but... See, like, right now, it's 6, 7 p.m. in Italy tonight. So you're wide awake.

That makes sense. Yeah, oh yeah. Okay. Jetlock symptoms usually occur within a day or two of traveling across... A day. Two time zones.

Mm-hmm. Man, fuck a time zone. Right. I hate time zones. I think they're necessary. So anti. I get it. Oh, and we pulled that up from Mayo Clinic,

which I'm so glad they have a tab on jet lag disorder. The thing is, like, I would trust anything that came from that website for some reason. Well, it's a very, it's a sod ass publication. Yeah, that feels more legitimate than WebMD. That's a reliable, this is a reliable. It's a primary source. Yeah, for sure.

For sure. Yeah, but I forget, let me. Jet lag disorder. What's the disorder piece? It's just, I think that day or two that you're jet lag. Really? Yeah. That seems bold to call it a disorder.

I mean, I think anything could be a disorder. If you put your mind to it? If you put your mind to it. Okay. I will tell you, the space that I was in last night. Okay. Finally ordered an Alto coming back. Oh, the...

I couldn't get myself to go to the... We say it all the time, but like L.A. exit when you leave L.A., the airport, you have to walk about a mile and a half to get to where you can order an Uber, which is bonkers. But Alto, this company lets you order it. right to the door. Also, Uber Black does too. Yeah, well, Uber Black was $117 for a four-mile drive. So I was like, I'll be walking the mile and a half.

Also, I've been parking my car at the airport, like, in an off-site lot, and it takes like one minute for the shuttle to drop you off and bring you back. How much is it? And that has been so easy. How much is it? How much is it? It was, like, $80 when I went to Florida for six, five days. Oh.

It was like 10. Okay. I don't, that doesn't make any sort of sense mathematically. It was like $13 a day or something. thing. Yeah. Well, now I like, now that I can park my car like at my house, like my, I just see my keys and my roommates can like move it.

Park it at the airport though so you can get yourself to the airport and home with your car though. Does that help? Yeah, totally. I brought you a present back, but they took it at security. No. Yeah. And wait till this, this will piss you off.

Remember we talked about how applesauce is not a solid, nor is it a liquid. Did you bring me applesau? No, I brought you pesto. And it was Italian. I love Pesto. I know. It was Italian Pesto. They took it as a liquid.

I said, tell me in what world is this. You have to chew this to swallow. You'll choke if you try to swallow Pesto. Well, I think it's a puree. So that would be a liquid? It's like, I guess it does. Would they take lotion? Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, I would say Pesto is the lotion of the food. Pesto is a food lotion. Yeah, Pesto is the chicken of the sea. That is, yeah. Damn, Connor. I know, it's a bummer. This is kind of like when you got me the cake for my birthday, but never picked it up. No, no, no, no.

They didn't take Apple Pay. They didn't take Apple Pay. So I did actually pick it up. I couldn't figure out. And they're like, no, we don't take Apple Pay. And I said, what kind of establishment are you running? Right. Take your cake.

I don't even want it. Yeah. I do need it, though. Yeah. I only had $6 in my car and it was like eight. They don't do it. They don't take after pay at Ralph's, shockingly. After pay?

Clarnah, sorry. If you're a Karnat type. Thanks for thinking of me, though. That's really sweet, Conner. It's like if you pay in. That would have been so good though. I know. Because I'm going to get a turkey hoagie for lunch.

And if I could dip that in the pesto, that would be really good. What could have been? Maybe I could get. Anyway, I'm thinking ahead. I'm getting too excited about lunch. Yeah. Well, lunch is lunch, the beautiful thing at lunch. I've always said this is, it can be whatever you want it to be.

What, it's a great. Yeah, and I wanted to get my, Well, the cool thing about lunch is you could sit down for lunch with someone. Maybe you could sit down, it's the great equalizer because you could sit down for lunch and someone could order a rack of lambs and you could have pancakes. Lunch can be whatever you want it to be. How about dinner? Dinner, I don't know. I think there's more of a boundary for dinner.

I would say there's more of a boundary for lunch than dinner. The human experience. So, so true. because, yeah, I would feel more comfortable having cereal or pancakes for dinner because breakfast for dinner is more of a title than breakfast for lunch. Is breakfast for dinner a band? Right, because I don't think you even need to know that's bowling for soup. I have gold should be a band. Okay, well, free idea.

Okay, I'll quickly run through my week and a half. I would love that. Really quick, because there's so many, there's so many days. Went to New York first to unjet-lagged myself for three hours at least ahead. So spent some time with friends there. It was great. And then it's kind of like an Italy pregame because New York wants to be Europe so bad with their eating dinner at 9.30 p.m. situation and walking and stuff.

And so went there, saw a bunch of friends. It was amazing. And then left there, met my parents in Jersey and then went to Milan. What were your parents doing in Jersey? That's where they met me to fly because there's a direct flight to Milan from New Jersey. Oh, like Newark? Newark. Got it.

Yeah. And then. That seems like a separate entity from New Jersey to me. Yeah. No, it is. It seems like a municipal. Yeah. Separate municipal.

Like its own governance. Yeah. Okay. The airport is huge. I hate that airport. Another one I hate it. Yeah. It is a bad one.

They don't have anywhere to fill up your water bottle, which sucks. So I had to buy another water bottle. Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. No, it's fine. but also why is it carpeted? I don't remember the logistics that intensely. Yeah, here's the thing.

Away suitcases, thank you so much for sponsoring this podcast. However, I have to go back centuries ago to rolling on two wheels when I'm in the Newark airport because of the carpet. Why would the carpet prevent you from fourwheeling? Is it a shag carpet in the Newark airport? No, no, no, no. It's not shag. It's not shag at all. It's that gross English English class.

classroom carpet that's like very short but it looks like the stuff in the attic it provides enough resistance to where you really can't four-wheel it if your bag is heavy you know wow yeah so you go back to two-wheeling like all the peasants that sucks and yeah there it is ugh girl winter is so last season and now springs got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs you're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders that perfect hang on the patio sundress Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope?

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And it was on the coast. And it was like a small Positano, which is that place that everyone takes pictures. The Mofi Coast. The Malfi Coast. But it was like small. And there's five of these little towns. Right. And you could take the train to each of them.

And so we hung out there. It was like very, very relaxing, almost to the point where there's nothing to do. My favorite kind of trip. Right. And we found. down to house and it was enough space to where my family didn't have spend that much time together in it, which is awesome. Mom could wake up at 5 in the morning and make coffee and I didn't have to deal with that situation. Now, now we get to the point that's going to be a side branch off of this.

So I did buy a book at the airport, which I've never done before. And I said, what book am I going to get? I need something that's going to change my life enough. That's why I can't read a fictional book because the whole time I'm reading a fictional book by Colleen Hoover. I'm thinking, well, this didn't even happen. What's the point? you would see the point my mom's reading the end of us all or whatever oh my god she is yeah do you know how horny those books are didn't need to know I didn't need to know I didn't need because my mom's like reading it next to me

so so so so so so so we sat on a so so horny okay we sat on a train for two and a half hours I did not need to know what may have been happening or may not have been happening on her Kindle anyways so I get here's where it gets dicey and I have so many apologies to make to everyone listening. I did have to reevaluate my loser list. As in you added or you had to readjust somebody that's already on there and take them off. Took him off. Kevin Hart? Nope.

Harry Seiles? No, guys, I had to reevaluate the entire list. Matthew McConae is not even on my list anymore. Did you get his book? I got his book. Damn, what happened? Damn, he's exactly like me. I was like no

every time I turn the page I'm like God damn it Which piece exactly It's just I'm gonna give you the book Because guys I read it in two days Whole book I don't even read Can you give us the highlights

I can't So you love him now because he's like you Well it's just like it was hard for me It was a tough not to swallow Because I'm thinking the whole time I'm like yeah that makes sense That is making sense as well Yeah I went to college

Same college as me Yep change his major I thought he was gonna be A lawyer Then he's in TV and film. I'm like that I was in business and I was in advertising. I'm like,

so he's off. So now I got to go through everyone again and just like go at it with an open mind and an open heart. Good. Clear eyes full heart. Looser list. I might just delete the list for my phone. No, I don't think you should do that. I just felt so it was a sobering moment to be reading this book.

It's called Green Lights by the way. I'm sure everybody's, I'm pretty sure everyone's already read it. And I was just late to it. Right. It was big like a few years. ago, right? Right. And I was like, I'm not touching his book. Right. No, he's really cool and smart and like

intuitive and... I love that you're comparing yourself to him. You see this? He did a live virtual event. Cody and Noel did a whole episode on it yesterday. Oh, yesterday? Wow, our cycles have synced here and there.

See, like, see, then he pulls out of bongo and I'm like, come on. You would do that. I know! You have a band I know. I think I have the shirt he's wearing in his virtual event, too. God damn it, Matthew. Okay, you got me. There are worse people to be. No, I know. I was just like, okay, stop trying so hard, stop trying so hard. Now I like want to be him.

Well, it seems like you already are. Do you want to be him or be in him? I don't know. Yeah. Tough nut to crack. And swallow. Anyways, great book. There's a lot of it. I'm like, I'm calling BS on that. but like I'm sure a lot of people if I wrote a book would call it BS on the majority of it, but it's a good read.

Right. So I guess normalize keeping an open mind Well, we have always normalized changing your mind. Yeah, and I didn't. Same kind of thing. I want to give credit to myself for even buying the book. Yeah, good job. $34 at the Newark Airport.

Come on. $34 a book is crazy. Why did you choose that book? Because I was like, I've heard it's good. And, you know, I'm not going to read Colleen or Colleen or, You know there are things in between. Like I can't relate to Prince Harry or anything.

Or Michelle Obama. Like I can't relate to becoming probably. So I was like, I'm going to read this book because we're alum together. Okay. Well, I'm happy that you gave him a chance. Oh my God. Gave him a chance. I'm on, I'm worshipping him.

Right. At this point. Brilliant. Awesome. Anywho, so I read that whole book while sitting, relaxing with, you know, everyone's kind of doing their own thing. and it was great. Were you by the water?

Yes, everything's on this, like, in these little towns, who was it by the water? Was it like countryside? Or like more? Yeah, it was like, there was a town and then everything else was vineyards basically besides, and they were like tending to there. But it's a, everything's so steep there.

So like they were, these, the Italians are, I love that, by the way. Yeah, no, we go on this hike. I'm miserable. And I like to. doing things and walking. And there were people 80, 90 years old passing me.

Why are you miserable? I'm hot. It was hot there? It was hot. Yeah, and I was like, what are we doing? Walking, so we should be like experiencing, but I guess that was the experience. There's like 80-year-old Italian people passing me, an eight-month pregnant woman at least, just passing me as if I wasn't moving. I was moving as fast as I could.

I believe it. Um, anyways, it was, it was a really, really good time. And then we went, um, up to like Como for the wedding. And the wedding was just like unbelievable. Had too much fun at the wedding. Would you ever have your wedding like in a place like Italy where people have to travel so far to come? Yeah, because it keeps it small enough to where like, I was thinking the same thing. That's the people.

Because then you can invite more people and be like, well, I invited you. Right. I was thinking the same thing. It was your choice not to come. Yeah. But not. I mean, that's a hard place to get to. It is.

Cars, trains, and automobiles. It is. And planes as well, probably. Yeah. Wow, sounds like you had a blast. It was a blast. I'm trying to think. I had one more.

Oh, food? Everyone talks so much about the Italian food. Don't even. Don't. John and Vinnie's for me, please. Connor. No. Yeah.

No. Yeah. And guess what? John and Vindies is better? Yeah, I do. I think then your palate needs work. I think I have a great palette. I would say you don't.

You don't know my palate. I do know your palate well enough. I need more spice. There was really no spice. And then I learned so, okay, listen to this. You don't need spice when the flavor is like that. I will say bet. The whole point of spice is that you put it on because the original flavor needs something.

It doesn't need anything in Italy. Spice enhances flavors to me. There's a spicy foozili right there. Chills. I will say the cheese. I had one pizza dish that, like, I was eating this, and I was, like, it was almost as if the cheese itself was showing me all the different things that goes into a cheese. Anyways, so on the Sunday of the wedding, which was after two days of, like, literally

drinking, eating, the wedding was essentially, like, a three-day event. It was, like, you couldn't have experience a better wedding. On the third day, it was like brunch, and then we dayd drank. And it was like the best way to like end. I day drank like a maniac, which was obviously. You get like so, so, so drunk like on the verge of blacking out in front of your parents. And what's that like? My dad told me.

For those audio listeners, Connor did shake his head in the affirmative. Yeah. My dad said on Monday morning, you are not in college anymore. Which is a great reminder to get from your dad. while you're abroad. So I'll be taking it easy for the next couple weeks. Because I feel like I get

embarrassed if I'm like tipsy plus in front of my. I mean, I was there, I was, I was in Italy with a bunch of people that were also drinking a lot and it was so much fun. I guess I feel embarrassed because it's just me alone. Did not need to cry giving my speech, but. Oh, what did you say?

I won't go into it because it is like as if I looked up is as if I asked someone at home goods to print me off a speech from one of those signs that, like, a white woman would hang in her kitchen. Oh, I love those. Yeah. So I teared up giving that the most generic speech ever, which of that was brilliant at the time. Did anyone else cry? And then I went and smoked a cigarette, like I was just like this, as if I was esophagate, or not sophagus.

Asophagus. Like a philosopher. What's his name? Aristotle. Sophortes, whatever. What I call him? Asophagus. Asophagus.

Okay. Anyways, on the Sunday after the brunch, we went to this bar that like overlooked all like Homo and we. Sorry, I can't get over you thinking a philosopher's name was esophagus. He looks like an esophagus. Do you know what an esophagus is? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So we go to this bar afterwards and to have more drinks and the shuttles leaving and I was like in the last round of shuttles. And I sat down with this group of like Italian. like mid-20s people and I was talking to them and then they gave me their number and they were like oh we should go get drinks tomorrow if you're still gonna be here and I was like yeah totally giving you that number

so on the Monday after I didn't have any more drinks after Sunday but I did go and sit down with them and I was talking to them and what the hell am I telling you this for I had a point here huh I didn't have a point really isn't that insane that is kind of insane

huh and then you just left and went home yeah okay I have a group of friends really cool mentally now oh they're your permanent friends

yeah we all follow each other on Instagram wow fantastic that's it tell me about your weekend tell me about Coachella Connor did you have fun

I had the best time shut the hell up shut your mouth and everybody thought that I was kidding and that I was doing a bit no

I am not Not kidding. I live and breathe Coachella. I have my wristband salon. I'm acting like a middle schooler who went to the hospital and refuses to take the wristbands off. I'm never taking these off. I cannot wait for next year. I can't say enough good things.

And there's my Instagram profile. I guess. Awesome. Good for you. I knew my outfit for the third day. That's great. I don't love that picture, but there it is. And yeah.

So that was cool. That was a cool element. Just in terms of outfits, which is the least important part of Coachella. Yeah. I didn't buy anything for it. I didn't buy anything new, which is. I was nervous for because I was like, oh, I don't have anything to wear. That's nothing to, yeah.

It's casual now. You know, it's not a fashion show, especially weekend two. It's about the music. Yep. Which I'm a weekend two girl at heart, you know. Favorite person you saw. Here's the thing, Connor. Did you see anyone?

I went in thinking, I don't know anything. I knew so many. songs. I have so many new favorite artists. I'll take you all start with Friday. Yeah. Okay. Friday. Actually don't think I liked anyone Friday. Okay. Now that you mention it. Right. But you know who I did see? Blondie, who is... Ooh, cool. Um, part of glass. Kate Hudson's mom. No. What? Not at all. What's her name? Goldie? Goldie. Goldie. She's not in Blondie. Is she? No. Goldie Han. I just got confused. Okay. You're thinking of Goldie and Blondie being similar words? Okay. No. Blondie is heart of glass.

So I went to hear that and then ended up not hearing anything because I was talking too much. But that was cool that they were there. Yeah. Then that was Bad Bunny. Oh, cool. That night didn't, that didn't affect me whatsoever just due to not being able to understand the words. But it was like a cool vibe, you know. Sure.

He's not someone I walked. I didn't walk away from Coachella being like, I don't listen. That's when you can sit down in the back. Yeah. Smoke a joint. Exactly. Or drink a glass of thing. Suck your bank.

Suck your pinky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I saw anybody else on Friday, except two friends who just does a lot of remixes and such. Don't remember any of those. I'm friends with them. I didn't know that.

Yeah. That's awesome. Thanks. Tell them I had a blast. They're friends with like Nico and everybody. That's very cool. Okay. The next day.

This was the fun day, Saturday. On Saturday, we had. No vibe checks. Charlie X-X-X, who I think is now one of my favorite artists. Wow. What a performer. And I didn't realize how many songs I knew. And now I think my favorite, you know that one that's like, give me one second.

No, no, take your time. Don't make me back for you. That one. That's my, couldn't love a song more than that. We'll play it in the background. I'm sorry, I need the best. So good. And, you know, she's kind of a part of the 1975 world.

Yes. Because she's dating George. I did know that. The drummer. I wonder if we could get her on the podcast. I don't think so. No. Okay.

But for her, I was at the very, very front. And so that was really cool. And I can't say. I just love her. And that. I've heard. I mean. Yeah.

She's so good. She's kind of. Taking the world by storm. Yeah. She really is. And she's been around for so long. And she's just like maintained a steady, like, relevancy.

She seems like someone that would hit me in the face, like with her fist. but I would think. I'd be like, oh. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, not in a mean way. Yeah, no. She is cool.

Yeah. That's what I, yeah, that's, I think that's what I meant to say. And then that night was Black Pink. Oh, cool. I'm a blank. Yeah, you're a blank. I'm a blink. And did you know each individual Black Pink has songs?

I did know that. I didn't. I know that from Twitter. They're all so good, individually and together. Did they do their own songs while they were in a group? Yeah. They did, they came out and they did like Black Pink songs all together and then they each did an individual song, which is so cool and I think such a good model because it's like you already are going solo while a part of a band. Right.

So there's not going to be like, oh, I want to go solo problems because you already are while being in a band. Man. That what a business model. Imagine if One Direction was solo while being in a band. Like imagine if Harry Styles was Harry Styles while being a member of One Direction. That's a tough example because I feel like Harry Styles. would overshadow that whole group no matter what. Yeah.

So. So I feel like that would cause a conflict of interest if he's doing a world tour doing 99 shows a week. Well, he wouldn't, maybe he would just release sign of the times. You know, Freddy Mercury did it while he was in Queen. They were fighting, though. And I just remember from Bohemian Rhapsody, so maybe it's not true. He didn't do heroin. I don't know, actually.

I have like this weird hunch that he did. Oh. Well, anyway. I don't know. That's all speculation. Okay. Charlie Love. Charlene.

That is, I'm upset that I didn't see. Was sitting there the whole time for the entire show. Didn't know he brought out Sunday until the next morning. And I was there. Listening to her. Thought it was a recording. Oh, she sang? She was out on the stage for the first time, performed for the first time in eight years.

And I was a witness to it. Bummer that I wasn't. Cognitively. cognizantly a witness, but physically I was. Oh, well, that's okay. You're physically there. Mm-hmm. You can say that.

Yeah. You could even lie about it if you want to. And then Sunday, Dominic Fike, I thought I knew Dominic Fike based off of the fact that I've seen him and heard his music and watched euphoria. Yeah. No, I've never seen him like that. What's that word you use when you're like entranced by someone? Let me get there.

Enamored. Enamored. Connor, bingo. Enamored by Dominic Fy. Such a word guy. Love words. And he was seen canoodling with one of the blackpinks.

Really? It wasn't Rosey. You know what? No, because I heard she's trouble. Really? She's the one I like. See, everyone she's seen with, right after she's seen with them,

their significant other, and she breaks the people. Wow, I had no idea that Rosei. The thing about, Dominique Fike is that... Dominic Fike is that he has the pheromone thing. He has got the pheromones.

Well said. Because I didn't see the pheromones. You can't get the pheromones when you're watching through the screen. But I was able to receive the pheromones in person. And... They're strong. So strong.

Yeah. So strong. Then... See, I knew him as an artist before actor, but you knew him as actor from Euphoria and then his music? Actor from Euphoria. with that song on Euphoria,

Elliot's song, with that song that's also on TikTok. Late night, which, you know, that one at the motel? Three nights. Yeah, which favorite song. Yeah. Right now?

Right now. Oh, that's going to be troubled for me because I listened to it too much during the pandemic in like 2020. I'm two years late. But it's okay. I can listen to it privately. But it's cool.

No, I still love that. It's all right. It was burping three times. Oh, that's okay. and then I will say Blink 182 was the one I was most excited for because it was the only one I was like oh I for sure know these songs weird dudes really weird guys

well we're really pushing them to their limit that's like having a horse drawn carriage and then the horses are just going and I'm not even talking about Travis he didn't say he doesn't speak when he's out there he just drums but the other two I do want to hold that thought okay really quick and have a branch off I don't know if Anyone saw, everyone must have seen.

Did you see the ad that he's doing with liquid death? No. He's doing an ad with liquid death. It was all over my phone yesterday for Inima of the State, which was an album of theirs, Splink 1.82's. And he is naked in the ad. And he's saying, I put liquid death up my ass. And then the product that they're selling is a limited drop of,

like an Inima. and it's sold with a can that he's signed. Do we have a picture? I think I'm missing something. Right here. Oh, I'm not. Liquid death. Yeah.

That's really what it is? Enema of the state. And you can purchase that for $182 from Blink 122. I've never heard of a brand, a water brand that's like, you know what? We also do enemas. Well, now you have. Yeah. And talk about viral marketing.

Is that what we said? It's all about shock culture these days. That's why they have so much funding because they have a good marketing team. Wow. Cool. And now I'm a part of that marketing team. But yeah, you are. I would love to get involved.

Wow. Thanks for letting me know. Cool. Okay, well. So the other two guys were strange. Like, I had to depart the set. Oh. That's strange.

Like only doing like your mom jokes like boob jokes like middle school. It was like if a middle schooler was doing stand up as if that's not already cringe, but then they're like really, really bad. Like it was like farts, boobs. Oh, I fucked your mom. And it was just like, oh my God. Like you're in your 60s, I think. Yeah. Like it was really, really scary.

And I was like, binkie drained too complete. during that. But I think it was also without the binky element really weird too. Yeah, I think their audience is probably from like a time. But I love their music, I think.

So sometimes, like, people have to retire so that the taste that you're left with in your mouth isn't, isn't fart and boobs. Yeah. Also, Travis, while those two were just farting and booving it up,

Travis, silent. Because I was thinking, Travis, you. have to do something. No, he has an image to uphold. He needed to get involved. Chris Jenner was behind Travis with a gun to his head saying, don't you dare mention a...

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See associate or Lowe's.com for details. He wasn't talking about sexually, that sexually. They were talking about, yeah, and they clipped that portion. I looked that up because it was taken fully out of context. That's click bait if I've ever heard. Yeah, well, I forget what he was talking about. I think he was talking about, um, this is. We're talking about the interview that Howie Mendel and his daughter did with Chris Jenner.

And he's talking about sunscreen or something. And she would, instead of sprang, she would, she's a squirder. And he said, you're a squirder. And she said, yeah, I guess I am. It's like what we would do with. So, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I didn't know that. They took it out of context.

Wow. I had no idea. That's dangerous. We should do more of that type clickbait because I think that would help. Okay. We're talking about it. They win. Anyway, all in all, it was great.

But I do love that song that Blink does. And I would say this is my favorite song of the weekend. Oh, wow. And I forget it. But it is my, I do love it with my whole heart. Is it saying it so? Not at all. Is it, um.

It's not I miss you. What's my age again? Yeah, that one. It's really incredible work, you guys. Blank, if you're listening. But I think you should break up and stop. and stop performing at this time at this age. Right.

Yeah, I really had the best time I was not tired once. I didn't need one nap. I mean, I was like I had a blast. And since I feel like mushrooms are like normalized now, right? Yeah. I tried them. You tried them for your first time? Well, I've had like nibbles before that have like not done anything of like chocolate.

We didn't have the Dodgers game together. Yeah, but that didn't taste that didn't do anything. Oh, wait. I sobbed the whole time. You cried. Yeah. I was like smiling. I look over.

It's got a tear going. Anyways, okay. Yeah, but that fit into the content. Like I would have cried. I mean, I was like and then we started laughing because. Okay, sure. Yeah, I guess I have. Okay.

This is like a very intentional like. Yeah. Let's try this thing. I am doing mushrooms for Coachella. Right. Instead of just like, oh yeah, I'll have like a little nibble of your. Okay. It says on the back like one little square, one to two,

two squares is a microdose. Brooke. What? We, we, how many did you do? I'm about to tell you. I'm about to tell you.

Okay, okay. But I would say when we were at the daughter's game, I didn't even do a full little square. I had like a little tiny nipple. We split a half of one square. Right. So I started with one little square for the first, for Saturday.

And I was like, if they're not doing anything, I don't feel anything, whatever. And then they had a Kazunori pop up. Ooh. Which is, if you guys don't know, it's like sugarfish, which is like an amazing sushi place. It's in L.A. and New York that we both are obsessed with.

But it's just like the hand roll version of that, which we are obsessed with coffee. Nut, not by the way. So they had a kazoo, which was crazy at Coachella. And Patrick, who I was at Coachella with had never had Kazu. So I was so excited that he was going to have his first casu. We're in line. And I had taken my square shrooms like a half hour ago. it's not doing anything.

And then they cut off at me and Patrick and they're like, we're closed. That's the thing about the sushi at festivals is that they do run out and that's it. They closed at 930. Yeah. And so at 929 to me and Patrick, they said, okay, you were done. And Connor, it was like they had killed my entire family.

It was like I have never taken anything more personally in my whole life than then telling me and Patrick that we can get in. And I said, and, you know, I don't ever. I avoid confrontation. I don't, you know. I said there has to be something you can do. He has never had it.

Like we have to. Please. Please, I'm begging you guys. And they were like, no, it's like, sorry. It is what it is. Inconsolable. Like it was literally like the worst thing. The most personal attack that has ever been attacked on my person.

And it's amplified. Actually, not even amplified. It was just like. I was just like. I was. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Because I was just like, oh my God, nothing this bad has ever happened to anyone else in the world.

And then an hour of not being able to. No, I feel like you would have that experience again if you were. Sure, but not like literally like had to sit down for an hour and would not eat at any other establishment. That sucks. Like that. But then the next day I tried two squares. Yeah.

And that I had the best time. Yes. So I think that it just hit me like the wrong way. Yes. The Kazu night. And that kind of became a negative fixation. but the second night had a blast. Well, I don't know if I told you

when I first got these their chocolate mushrooms and you can buy them almost anywhere in L.A. Like you could walk outside and say Zooned out of any chocolate mushrooms and like nine people would raise their hand. Where do you get them? You can just...

But you can't get them at a store. There are stores that sell them now. Really? Yeah, I got an actual DM today from someone that started a company here. Do you need some sort of identification? Like medical shrooms? No.

I mean like a child can't go by them right um but anyways I I got the little box and it was Reese's flavor plus she has an accident sorry it's totally fine um and we went to Odessa here I went with um my friend Matt and Kylie and our other friend and it says on the back it says so there's basically three six nine twelve fifteen square in the bar. Right. So on the back it says 1 to 3 microdose

and they're little squares. That was on purpose. 1 to 3 to 3 squares is a microdose. 3 to 6 is therapeutic. 6 to 9. Is therapeutic more than, like how would therapeutic be a higher? We're obviously not dealing with

Employee the Month at description.com of mushrooms. But. Oh, this is God. Is this the God mode? This is God mode. So I was thinking, okay, I'll take three squares. We'll all take three. because we want to microdose,

but we want to, like, enjoy Odessa. It's a Wednesday night, though, so we don't want to be insane. You were insane? I was scared for my life. Yeah. The Odessa visuals came up, and it was like a demon running at me

for one of their songs, and I was like, whoa. And so I stepped outside at the forum, theater, where they have the tunnel. They were at the forum? They have the tunnel printed with famous stars. I saw a picture of Elton John. Might as well be Satan, Lucifer.

He was looking at me with the gap in his tooth and his glasses. And I was like, no, Elton, not today. That's scary. So then I talked to someone. I can't imagine having a panic attack. I was fine because you also have to be like, oh, I'm on shrooms. Right. I'm like kind of weirded out by Elton John.

Well, but he, they basically went back to a person that gave me the shrew. Matt Moon thought his thumb fell off because of a piece of confetti from the sky landed in his drink. and he took a sip of his drink and it was on his tongue he was like, God, because he took the fourth square. Wow. Anyways, they said the dosage on the back is basically made for a large moose and not someone who weighs 150 pounds, 150, 160 pounds. Wow. Yeah, so lesson learned. Anything else before we dive into our 10 minutes of pop culture?

I just like really love Coachella. I'm so happy you had to experience. Yeah. I think it's because I had no expectations. Right. That's the key. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's really key. Remember what I told you? Set very low expectations so that... I didn't have... Like, I just had none. Right. When you were going, though, I was like, you should plan like you're going to hate it. Imagine if there's a headliner or even anybody that I, like, am obsessed with.

I can't even imagine. Because there was no one this year that I was, like, interested in at all, really. Imagine if I actually was, I would be, like, time of my life. Remember when I told you Frank Ocean was the not I would buy a three day ticket for Frank Ocean. Oh, luckily he backed out so I had Trillax. No, you had Fred again. Do you know how I feel about Fred again? No.

Every time I, let me show you my, let me show you my DMs with Fred again. Hold that thought. I left before him, by the way. Don't tell me that. Entryl. This is from like years and years of me saying, I love you, I love you, still love you, love you, love you. Wow. I love you.

It never, never opened or responded. I didn't know that you had any DMs that looked like that with celebrities. Just him. Wow, just friends. And he'll see nine of those one time and I don't think you'll care because you seem are such a good dude. Wow. You should have let me know so I could have.

Maybe planted a seed. Yeah. All right, well, I guess that's it. Yeah. Frank Ocean, he's on my loser list now. Yeah. Ooh, that sucks. Yeah, that's a tough thing to say.

That is. Okay. Here's something that I want to say. Go ahead. Glenn Powell and Cindy Sweeney. I don't want to even give them any attention. I have to because let's let's take our

let's hedge our bets here. Do you think that this whole situation, basically if you're unaware of Glenn Powell and Sidney two people who I'd never thought names would be in the same sentence, now we're filming a rom-com together and they keep being seen doing many things that are not, definitely not included in the set, like Sydney going on a little trip to a zoo

with Glenn's entire family. and kind of canoodling and things like that. Is this PR for the movie? No. It's inappropriate, and I don't support it. Well, a lot of people said, that's Hollywood, baby, but then Glenn Powell's girlfriend unfollowed Cindy Sweeney on Instagram.

And I think that this should be... Yeah, but this could be lore that we're all biting at talking about on podcasts. But this is the other thing, I know there's like a lot of offset stuff happening, but like this is that thing that we talked about where it's like, It's so weird this world where like you're on set being paid to canoodle and make out and dry hump this person. Will your significant other be upset? And it's like you just, but like then there's all the off screen stuff.

Right, they're doing the off screen stuff. Yeah, but then we gave so much shit to Ashton Couther and Reese Witherspoon when they physically look like they wanted to. There has got to be a happy medium. Kill each other with a shank on the red carpet. She was literally like straddling him and he was like dipping her down. Like there has got to be a medium between. the straddling and Reese and Ashton. I would like to know if this is lore.

It's not. Because if it is, we need to stop giving lore like this so much credit because I'm wondering if this movie is going to suck. No, I don't think it's lore. I think they're being awful people to their significant others. And I don't. She's married, right? She's engaged.

And I don't think that we should be supporting it. And I don't even want to give it attention. Not happy about it. I scroll past it. every single time. I'm kind of eating it up. I won't be seeing the movie. I'll be seeing the movie pirated.

Won't be giving it my money. I won't be seeing, well, I'll be downloading it from LimeWire. Yeah. You catch me on LimeWire. Here's the thing. Catch me at the Apple G News bar. Because my computer will be completely destroyed via LimeWire virus. Yeah.

I think that I like it. And I think it's kind of sexy. But that being said, bummed. I couldn't date either of them if they're gonna kind of do that. Like, can't stress enough

how I'm like so in support of Gigi Glenn's girlfriend. If you were moved She, by the way, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. Like.

Okay, cool. We check that box. Yeah. Next. How was John Mullaney's special? Did you watch it? Oh my God. Thank you for bringing that up.

I almost complete, best thing I've ever seen in my life. It was better than Coachella. It was an old, original new stuff? Well, it was like the show that we saw during the Netflix is a joke. Didn't you go at where you had to bite the neoprene bag? I went with James. Yeah, it wasn't the Netflix, like, festival. Yeah, it's like that's set, but condensed and with some new things added.

Oh. It is. I don't need to watch the same thing. No, you do. You really do. Okay. there's some new things added condensed. I can't wait to watch it again when I get home.

Had a viewing party last night in my John Malini merch. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so good. One of the best specials that I've ever seen and that I will continue to see every day for the next week as I rewatch it. Well, you heard it here first. Yeah. A totally unbiased opinion on Malini's special.

So talented, it's scary. Like, it's scary to me. Like every time he delivers a joke, I'm just like, how, how, how are you so good? The talent. That's somebody like that I would go up to. I've been practicing how to approach celebrities. Me and Patrick are role playing at Coachella in case I saw anyone. And I can't not be like, oh my God, I love you.

Right. Yeah, yeah. But I think with John, I actually could. Because Patrick was telling me you just need to say, I can't like not say, oh my God. Patrick was saying you need to say, I think you're so talented. Instead of an immediate, oh my God, I love you. And I couldn't.

Every time I was trying to roleplay, it was, oh my God, oh my God, I think you're so talented. With John, I think I really could just say, I think you are so talented instead of the, oh my God, I love you, because I think he is so talented. Oh, that's awesome. Good job, John. And that's all I'll say.

Like. Okay, I'll watch it. You convinced me. Good. Wow. Jury Doody. Yes. I think we should talk about that long spot. Wait, I didn't see it.

I didn't see it. I heard that it's way better than Nathan for you. I think I'm halfway through the first episode. So jury duty is a new show and our friend, our close friend of the show. Who? Forgetting his name. Who? What's it?

Oh, James Marston. People don't know why he's a close friend. Well, let them guess. Okay. Our close friend of the show, James Marsden, who I met at ACL and was very, very nice. Right. Seems like an absolute sweetheart.

No, he was too normal. That's always scary. Was in our, like, he must have known someone in the group that I was with. And so I was with him for like three and a half hours at ACL. But he's in it. And like my understanding from, I haven't seen it. You want me to tell you the premise? Yeah.

The premise is that there's a fake jury. and a fake case and everybody knows that it's fake, everybody's an actor except for one guy. So it's kind of like a Truman show. Wait. Hold on. This guy in the middle. Is that the one guy that he doesn't know?

The one guy in the middle? Ronald. Wait, you know who just posted a picture with him? Who? Everyone's obsessed with him. Becca Moore just posted a picture with him. And I was like, well, this is the most average looking person I've ever seen. Oh, everyone's going to be in love with him.

He's nine feet tall. And he looks like Fredigan. Oh, I don't know what Fredigan looks like. Identical. Had I known that, maybe I would have gone to Fred again. But Mark my words. Connor, I'm halfway through the first episode. They look alike.

Oh. Fredigan looks like he smokes weed and this guy looks like he works at J.P. Morgan. Mark my words. I am going to have a completely different personality by the time we meet next week. Wait, is it coming out episode by episode? No, it's out. It's all out. How much have you watched?

I told you. 16 times. I'm halfway through the first episode. Why didn't you finish the first episode? Because I had somewhere to go. I started watching yesterday and then I had to leave my house. Oh, I'll be watching this show. Yeah. I'm going to finish it by next week and I'll have an entirely new personality by next week. Does that make sense? Yes, it does. Did I ever tell you guys the time in college? I think I did where I did a survey thing for money. Yes. And it makes me sick to even talk about because it was the worst experience of my entire life but I was like they were going to

pay me $600 for two days but you're in the room and it I didn't I haven't seen the show yet but like there was like there's it I was like there's no way I'm not being punked these people are all individually the fucking freakiest people I've ever seen in my life and it's like these jury it's like people it's a jury of my peers but I was like I would never trust you guys if I was on the stand and you guys were the people judging me because it's like whatever the opposite of salt of the earth is pepper of the earth people Pepper of hell. Pepper of hell.

Pepper of outer space. Pepper of the other realm. Yeah, no. So that's what this feels like to me, where it's like, so he must be like, wow, these people are insane. And I. Exactly. And he's so sweet.

It's like when you are in a room or it's like when you're, have you guys ever, have you guys? I'm just asking the people listening to the episode. Has anyone ever been in a situation where you're like, oh, I'm in purgatory? Yes. You're like, this is, there's no way this actual situation. How did I get here? This is never going to end.

This is the longest I've ever been in. I feel that way when I'm walking on woodchips barefoot and there's no end in sight. Brooke, yeah. Oh my God. When you walk into a field. Hot wood chips. And there's a prickle. And you realize, I'm in a sea of prickles.

I can't get out. And you just have to walk on the sides of your feet to get out. Or when you're like carrying grocery bags at the stairs and you're like, this will never end. I don't know when I will ever get to the top of the stage. your fingers you're like is it even still there you're pinkie um i have a good question for you yeah really quick just branch off i was thinking this weekend about some things that are classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor okay you want me to think of one i can't i'll give you examples because i wrote them down because i was like give me one of your examples so i can really

understand the prompt first okay i didn't write anything down Um, wearing a robe outside. You know, like if you're somewhere where like, there's a lot of money, it's like, oh, they're going to read the newspaper and have a coffee. If not, you're like, oh, they're going to pick up some drugs. Like, yeah. Oh. Oh, sorry, I shouldn't do that. I don't know.

I don't know either. You're going to go smoke a, I don't know, smoking a cigarette. Kind of classy if you're rich. Oh. Trashy if you're poor. That's a good example. Day drinking. Classy.

you're rich trash you if you're poor you see what I mean yeah so what's the moral I don't know I was just thinking about that this weekend where I was like seeing a lot of stuff where I was like oh like if I was doing this at home like with my friends I would be like like a gross person but because I'm in Italy doing it it's like so you were rich this weekend but poor usually no I was I was in an area where like stuff like that where I was like I would I could never do this at home okay I don't know that made sense. It does. Yeah.

Did you see this Aubrey Plaza milk campaign? No. Okay, so Aubrey Plaza is launching a new product called Wood Milk. And so I see this yesterday and think, this is another person that is coming out with some product that's celebrity endorsed. And that's all they're going to do, Ryan Reynolds style, where they're just going to put their name on it. It's run by an entirely different group of people. And it's just going to be a money group. grab. Right. So Aubrey comes out with this thing. Are we allowed to play it? Do you think or no?

Probably not. Okay. So basically they have her dressed as if she is the CEO of White Girl Fall and she's in the woods. Is that like a parody? No, it's just like to fit this thing. And she's basically like, have you ever looked at a tree and thought, I wish I could drink that? No. And then she introduces her product, wood milk. And I think it's a, it's supposed to be like a knockoff of how ridiculous like cashew milk, almond milk, all of these macadamium. milk. Right. All the, how insane that is. And like, let's get back to our roots. And basically the whole campaign and they have an Instagram page, you find out that it's a fake product and it's sponsored by got milk, milk, actual real milk.

And she's wearing a shirt that says got wood. So like the whole thing is. So is it an ad for regular milk? It's an ad for milk. Well, then I wouldn't have known that. Is your milk real? No, is your milk real got milk? I think what I'm implying that other milk's just fake it's just fake lab grown milk which is funny because we talked to I think I get it

What are your thoughts? So like if we were to be on a podcast now like what do you think you would say? Oh, okay I would say if we were on a podcast I would say that I think just ask me if I've got regular milk because you confused me when you brought in the wood Does that make sense? So keep the wood out of my milk. Keep the wood out of your mouth. Brooke, that's the point of the whole, the ad is exactly what you said. Keep wood out of my mouth.

Right. Give me some milk. Okay. Okay. I guess it's a thinker. Yeah. Here's the question. Do I want commercials and ads to be thinkers?

No. Sell me the product. I'm not interested in an A24 ad. You bring up a good point, Brooke, there with that. Because when I was in advertising. school. They say you need to have enough thought to where people can get it, but not too much thought to where they give up and are annoyed. This is too much thought. This is too much thought. And it is a cringy attempt to get someone who's relevant now involved in like a last

So overall we're anti-wood milk? Yeah. I think I'm anti this campaign. I feel fine being aligned with that. Yeah. But it took me so long. It took be so much digging to even find this thing. I was like, I'm confused what the ad is. for. Right. Because I didn't want to watch till the end. Right. And they have like, totally. They're having a very active Instagram for wood milk. That's so interesting. Okay, well, we'll keep our eye on it.

Okay, well, I think we end with the phone call we had this morning, because that was really funny. Damn, I wanted to start with that. I know, me too, but I just remembered it. Okay, so we're both like jet lagged, and I call Brooke at 745, and I go, hey, just making sure you're up and at him. She goes, I'm up at, I'm up and

Adam are you up and Adam and I go I'm both up and at them and she goes at them and I go yeah I'm I'm up and I'm at I'm Adam and she goes I thought it was Adam I thought because Adam of Adam and Eve like he was a he was he was a go-getter he was one of the first he was the first got up and he was up so now and he what he did what he did at the beginning of time So I thought we were following in his footsteps by being up and at him. But when you said we are, you're at, what did you say? You're at all of them? I'm at them. At them. At them. That completely.

But I don't know where I am. Maybe it should be Adam. I'm thinking, I'm thinking it should be Adam. That makes more sense. I'm up and Adam. I'm the first one at. I'm the first one at them. That's what I've been saying.

I'm the first guy up. I'm the first guy up. You're paving the way. Where's my worm? I'm the early bird. Where's your apple? It's in Eve's mouth, unfortunately. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That's her. Yeah. Up and Eve. I'm down in Eve. I fucked up. Hell yeah. All right.

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