Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Brain Rot

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

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It's not danger if it's sunburn. So just no one look at. Do everyone look at Connor in this episode if you don't mind? Or head on over to audio. Look at our pot. Look at the pot. It's so pretty. I am getting phone call after phone call today.

Put your phone on the other side of the room. I know. Well, I need it for my notes. I need it for my notes. Put it on do not disturb. Oh, yeah, good idea. Yeah. You know I'm on B&CMAP mode on my phone.

Look at these. We got our, um, uh, hug me pot back. That's where my stomach went. My stomach express. No, that was your left. That was your left. Yeah, it was Titty X gut collab. And this is, Patrick Johnson made us these gorgeous mugs.

I'm going to use this cup for now, but I cannot wait next week to dive into my Patrick Johnson. Do you wash like silverware and cups and stuff when you, before you use them? Yeah. I don't. I'm like disgusting, truly. No, no, no. You're fine. Do you wash clothes before you wear them?

Not always. Me either. You know, clothes that aren't washed before you wear them fits so good when you don't have a bitch in your hair telling you that's bad. The only thing I will wash. It's dirty because someone tried it on. Is that the reason? Yeah. And just like probably like a lot of other ways it got dirty too.

Like how it got to the facility. How it got to the facility, et cetera. The things that happened to it inside of the facility, things that happened to it once I got in the store. We really don't have. Isn't where every piece of clothing you get is you're kind of like, you kind of adopted it even though you shopped it? Yeah. Because you got it out of the, like from the breeder. Like you got that t-shirt from a breeder, a t-shirt breeder.

A t-shirt breeder. in a way but then the same could be said for dogs because they're all coming from the same place I do think obviously I'm a big advocate for adoption but puppy mills also are like not great living edition so I sometimes am like okay you saved it from the puppy mill but that's a golden retriever like that you know

I'm really confused by puppy mills they're bad yeah no I know they're bad but I also that's considered adoption? No. You bought it. So then, yeah. That's why you don't support it. You shouldn't support it.

I'm having trouble putting it into words. But people are saying they're saving it when they buy it. I think I'm putting words in their mouth, but I have heard people say that like, oh, it was bad conditions there. So I rescued it via purchasing it. But by purchasing it, I've now paid the puppy breeders bills so they can continue to have a puppy mill. Yeah. It's tough either of it.

Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah. But what do they do? What do puppy mills do with the puppies if they don't sell them? I don't want to know. Free them, too? Yeah, I would assume. Or put them at the pound.

Yeah, I think they like put them down or give them away once they have no use for them. They'll literally, like, throw them into the lake. Adopt, don't shop. Yeah. On God. Yeah. Me and Max got kicked out of the farmer's market this morning. I heard.

And it's crazy. It's insane. I was finally up. It's so weird. The farmer's market is on Friday from 7 a.m. to 11 a.m. Okay. Tell me no one in your area has a job without telling me no one in your area has a job.

7 a.m. to 11 a.m. on a. I think a lot of people work from home on Fridays. But I don't know why it would start. I guess there are people who wake up. I've never made it. I honestly drove past it on the way home. I was like, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going today.

I'm going to go. I'm going to get my dog. And I'm going to get my tote bag. And I'm going to head to the farmer's market. Yeah. What kind of farmer's market is it? It's in everything market. Yeah.

It was cool. Do they have the good hummus? They have dips galore. They have like a bakery. They've got like a really great Peruvian table. They got like a barista area. It's just pretty much a. What is Peruvian food?

I don't want to. Guinea pigs. I don't want to like. They do eat guinea pigs in Peru. In Peru, right? Okay. And that's Peruvian would be. Okay, yeah, it's like really healthy, veggies and stuff.

Yeah. And then what looks to be a fried guinea pig right there on that plate. So I think that. Holy. That is. Oh, and guinea pig balls. That is a guinea pig. Meatballs.

Guinea pig meatballs. What a damn shame. Sorry you had to see that, Brooke. Damn, that's tough. I am going to be a vegetarian one of these days. I'm going to enter that era. Mark my words. Oh, that's.

I am. You would like that. That Lomo saltato looks really good. That's just fried beef. You can't go wrong with fried beef. Creamy chicken. Okay. It seems delicious.

I would never, because I'm scared, that I would end up with a dinky pig on my plate. That is like so sad. But I guess all animals being food is sad, and I continue to eat them, so I should shut up. What's that?

That kind of looks good. Stuff's, spicy peppers. Maybe you would like that. My mom makes those. Yeah, she does. She takes a bell pepper. I think you've spoken about those. Yeah. Oh my God. They're so good. You just take a bell pepper and basically put like taco meat in it. I think and cheese. And it's delicious. That could that's like giving keto. That's something that like that girl would have eaten. You know the one I'm talking about that ate the like um cheese waffles. She was the bell pepper girl. The bell pepper and cream cheese girl. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Mmm. What? That was when we had the conversation about that place and called Brew Bruxie. That makes waffles, sandwiches. Have I talked about those? I don't know.

Waffle? Big waffle. Not like a dick waffle. Medium. Oh, yeah. A savory waffle. Yeah. With. green eggs and ham that's what they call it and there's not it's not green eggs it's just pesto eggs ham yeah cheese syrup oh yeah 2,500 galleries probably that's fine yeah i might be being scamped by the tattoo removal place but i don't know so i'm not ready to like i'm not ready to take them down yet yeah but the sight of my arm right now i don't know if it's normal has anyone if anyone's gotten that before laser tattoo removal like is it supposed to look at the look at that oh is that do you think

because this is one of those places like I should have gone to the dermatologist to do it or like something like that I can find this place um it Google and it's yeah Google Google Google and also I'll be honest targeted Instagram ad it just seemed easy yeah and I could make an appointment online and if I can make an appointment online and if I can make an appointment online I'm going to go. Yeah. That's the thing. So they have me pay everything up front, which is good.

So I don't have the option of going somewhere else now because I'm already a few thousand in the hole. Oh, then I wouldn't even worry about it. Yeah. But it's like truly like the most disorganized place that I've ever been to or been in contact with. They forgot my appointments both times. But don't worry, they've been able to get me in at the last second.

Both times they forgot my appointment. because guess what? No one else is there. So, yay. You and me and our appointments that we make and how none of them are at all licensed. I know. Like both doctors I've gone to,

being completely just like, one was playing ACON smack that in the waiting room. And I was like assuming I was dying because my back was hurting so bad. Look at these bloody eyes on my crying heart. Oh, that's disturbing. I'm not joking. This hurts.

This is the most painful thing that's ever. At least it's only. Like a bunch of appointments. It's only until I'm 30. You should just like go rollerblading and fall on that part of your arm. So it just scraped the skin on. I was wondering if you could theoretically if you kind of like took a scalpel and just kind of joshed it out a little.

I think if you took a pumice stone or like a nail file and just kind of every day shaved it down. Because I have had friends before that got tattoos like on their fingers and stuff. And one of them was like worked at a nail. nail salon and her tattoos all went away because she was washing her hands so much. You're kidding. Washing your hands. Scrub it all night. I don't want to give you any advice.

Yeah. I'm just telling you from that one person's experience from high school. Yeah, you should wash it off. Yeah. And I also shaved half of my eyebrow off today. But you're not seeing it, are you? No, your glasses are. I filled it in with magic marker.

Oh, I was saying your glasses. Oh, no, I filled it in with magic marker. I don't know what happened. I mean obviously I did it obviously I did it yeah no but I do it I don't know if you're supposed to do this but you know those like derma yeah whatever blade things yeah I just like clean up below my eyebrows with that like I don't pluck my eyebrows I don't get them wax I just kind of do some clean up yeah with that device and I guess I clean up too close to the sun you did this time that's okay but I've objectively had a horrible day shaped my eyebrow off got laser to the gods I've had two horrible stomachs cakes but I'm in high spirits good for yeah thank you I um and my pants fell down while I was walking at the laser tattoo place why because they're so loose was it windy because no because these are back these are bagging my new poppy set yeah oh it's a beautiful set yeah it's a gorgeous set um but the pants are like sagging so low on me and they fell to to my knees who cares no one it's

so nice out sometimes it's nice to just get a little breeze on your cooter yeah no and i have always said that yeah uh how's your day been mine's been bad too really but for no reason i'm just like in a kind of i'm just in a kind of like sad mood oh no why are you sad it's hard to say but um first thing to happen i took max on a walk this morning and as i was walking this person was walking right in front of me with a bucket and then dumped out like a bunch of poop from the bucket. Oh, it was his poop bucket. Yeah, but he dumped it like into someone's.

Yeah, it was his poop bucket. So that was like the first thing and then I went to get a coffee. And then I started thinking, I'm like, at least like as that coffee began to kick into my body, I was like, at least I get to, you know, I can go home and I don't have to use a poop bucket. So that was like something I'm thankful for. And it wasn't your front yard. Mm-mm. My neighbors.

I wonder if the poop that I stepped in around your apartment was human. We'll never know. Mm-mm. I wonder what happened to those shoes. Me too. How was your weekend? Wait. It's Friday.

I'm so confused because I kind of had like a weekend in the middle of the week. I haven't seen you in three weeks. Oh, yeah. How have you been? How are you? I'm okay. I'm slow because I had a big trip. trip this week.

Oh my God. Yeah. You've been so many places since I've last seen you. How was Phoenix? Let's start there. Phoenix. We talked about Phoenix. Phoenix was amazing.

How was Aspen? Aspen was great. You're being so low-key about it, but you've been wanting to go on a brand trip so bad, and you finally did, and you're not saying anything. I'm just so exhausted from it, but it was such a blast. I went with Fora. Okay. Tell us about Forra. Remember, like, three weeks ago I told you guys how I was like, I keep going on these trips,

I don't know what to do in these places, and then I just, like, go to a dive bar. Like, I go on a hike, and I just, like, go to a dive bar and, like, it's just whatever. So for a, like, planned, yes, every dinner was booked, you know, like, dinner, like, middle of the day, they ski pass with a ski instructor. And I have the worst memory of my entire life. So sorry. Hang on. One of the memories that is stuck.

You have the worst memory of your entire life, period, or, like, to, like, right now. When I was really young, my parents would all. It always forced me to go to a ski instructor when we'd, anytime we'd go skiing or anything. Uh-huh. And I hated it. Does anyone know what I'm talking, the feeling of like you having to be taught this? But it was really just daycare. I realized way later.

I was like, I already know how to do this. And every day they left with their friends. And I was with this skin insurance and I hated. I hated it. My parents never took me anywhere. Count your blessings. I'm not using a poop bucket. You're right.

Mm-hmm. but that's just burned into my memory is like a really bad memory and I can't explain why I just like always got so mad at my parents when they'd leave me with this stranger all day while I know that they were like all having fun but they brought a ski instructor

for a booked one for us and I had that gutter old thing where I was like I don't need help I know how to do this but he just was like I'm just gonna come with you guys and so then he's like if you're open to feedback you had animosity towards him and you want to feedback no just like inherent

inherent animosity but it was great So like they do all the extra stuff that you can't do yourself. Like I would not have booked a ski instructor, you know? And then any time we went to like a dinner, they'd be like the Somalié would come and be like, do you want to see the wine cellar? Well, like in the middle. It was so cool.

Like everything was like one layer cooler. Yeah. So that was great. We skied every day and then we danced and ate. It was great. It was a very awesome experience. That's great, Connor. Thank you.

That's it though. Like I it was also interesting because I go to Colorado decent amount, but I didn't do I've never done any of the stuff that they at us do. So that was cool to go to a place I go too. That's great. And then have them give us different experiences. That's great. It was the thing about influencer trips. Some influencers are so good at it.

I am not. What makes you good at it? Like they're like always filming and then they do a recap video and they're like here's what I did. And I'm like, I have a picture of like my friend's hand doing something really weird at the dinner table. But like there's no food even in the picture. And like I don't, I'm unable to retell my experience, which I think is what they would want out of it. I think the key is just like get so much B roll. So like you don't have to like put a lot of energy and focus into Broll.

And then once you're like in a good head space like by yourself, then you can like voice over it. I'm so bad at it. Yeah. And I was watching all these people that are just. gods at like recap videos and like aesthetic. Who was on it? And anyone I would know? Jake Musser came.

And I'm Anna McCants. Who you know. And a manna McCants. Yeah. Oh, Manna McCants. Yeah. She's amazing.

She's so funny. And she was, she does like POV's like Newport Beach mom or like Brentwood mom. And it's like fun. Yeah. Love it. It was a great group. Mm-hmm. But that's it.

Like it's kind of hard to retell. And nothing really out of the ordinary happened. I'm feeling the same way in terms of the last three weeks. So that's good. Really? Yep. Can't think of one thing. Well, we've been meeting like twice a week.

Yeah. Because of, but this is our first. Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. We haven't been the set in like a month. Yeah, back in stewed. Yeah. You know, it always takes us a minute to ease into it. Yeah, it's a little bit like not coming.

fee. I bet we'll be so good in the bonus. If you guys are not subscribed to close friends, I think today might be your day because I'm feeling like nervous, scared. I already hate what I said like 40 seconds ago. What you say? Just like me trying to recap that trip and I was like literally feet turned inward like shy. Yeah. No, you were a little shy. Why am I so withdrawn? I don't know. Maybe something's in something. It is. What is it is he? Mercury. Mercury. Is it? You know what's so weird you guys when is mercury not in retrograde um it's like throughout the whole year

like it's constantly in a cycle it's constantly in a cycle oh I know it'll make you feel something I have something that will make you feel something can I really quickly say something about nuclear and retro what's it called Mercury? Can I really say something about megaline and weddow game

of course um this is the same thing as nuke nuke what is it mercury and recreate you are starting to scare the literal shit out of me. So the other day, someone was like, your watch is on the wrong hand when I wear a watch. I always put it on my right hand and I guess like you're supposed to put it on your left. I like to do this when my dominant hand check the time.

Oh, what time is it? My watch has never set. So it doesn't matter, but I do like to look at it every now and then. And they were like, you're on the wrong side. So I move my race. It's over to my right hand. I put my watch on my left hand. I had the worst day of my entire life.

And I'm blaming on that. I moved them back. I'll never do that again. Okay. That's good to know. It's good to blame it on something. Here, this is what's going to make you feel something. You know when you hear like a TikTok sound from 2020 and it's just like the most intense feeling?

I found one that I hadn't heard in so long that really took me for a whirl. Is it? Yes. Yes, I do. Okay. No way. That's so. That's freakish.

Hit me. I'm trying. I can't find it. Oh, here it is. Oh, my gosh. Miam, yum, yam. Mio. Oh, why did it cut off then?

Oh, that's a shorter version. Sorry, let's, we need, oh. Here, it's originally this llama, remember? Yeah. Statues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like your memory that dance, too. Let's just do this for the next 40 minutes.

What's it from? Just this video of a llama. So, so, so, so. Is it a language? I don't know. Who cares? There's characters on it that I don't recognize. Meepa.

Oh, here's the original. The original video. It was the llama, but in more of a red shade. It does not get hold. No, it literally doesn't. Neum, yum, yum. Here we go. Oh, that's crazy.

Oh, my God. When they cut it off. Oh, remember because it was from, originally it was from a commercial. It's in a different language that I don't know. It was from like a honey commercial and it was bees swarming around. And it's a different, listen. Meal pops. Meal pops, clum, clum, clum, clum, yum, yum.

Yum, yum. What was it in English? Is that English? Wait. What was that? Russian. It's Russian. Whistle Apple?

It's in Russian but also English. Meal Pops, Yum Yum, Yum, is English. I hate to break it to everyone. Okay. Yeah, yum, yum, yeah. Okay. How would you spell all that?

Meal pops? No, that. Zoom, zoom, zoom? No, all, that one. The one that's not meal pops. The one that, forget you ever heard meal pops. The first time you heard it,

how would you spell all that? M-E-P-A-A-H-A-A-A-A. Z-Z. Z-U-Z-Z-H-U. Z-H-U. Oh, you're putting an H in there? Z-Z-Z-Z-U. Yeah.

Oh, okay. B'-H-Pops. I've not too. Yum, yum, yum. Do you hear about the... Yes, you probably have. This is going to be such old news by the time it comes out.

The earthquake in New York City this morning? Yeah. That's not supposed to happen. No, it's not. I'm confused. I lived over there for so long. I never had an earthquake. What are you doing here?

Earthquake in York City. Yeah, what happened? it had to be some sort of never claimed to be a geology podcast because something has to happen to trigger an earthquake you don't just get earthquakes

right it has to be some sort of tectonic plates oh I thought maybe like something in the ocean yeah yeah no it was in Jersey though it's so funny how everything that happens in Jersey New York

so you know it happened it's here the World Cup like any concert that happens is always a new Jersey. They're like, we're coming to New York City. Everything is legal in New Jersey. What? What'd you say? I'm sorry. Nothing. What was that? It was a Hamilton quote. Do they have New Jersey back in Hamilton's Day? Yeah, it's one of the original colonies. What is original Jersey? What is old Jersey? Where's that? It's just, there isn't an old jersey. What do you think Jersey came from? Jersey? Like the name Jersey? I don't know. What came first? New Jersey or sports jersey?

Who's to say? It's impossible to say. Probably. I don't think there were sports jerseys in the time of the original New Jersey. It was a colony? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Well, this might be our dumb, the dumbest we've ever been. I'm really like trying to turn my brain. We're rusty. That's not our vaults. Earthquakes are a result of pressure released in the form of seismic waves from fault lines. Yeah. Yeah. Tetonic plate. I was going to, I was getting there.

No, I know. I'm just saying, never. Never mind. Yeah. Well, an earthquake is based on a tectonic plates and New York is sitting on a lazy plane. Right. Which is good. Meaning we do not have many earthquakes, but there are other things that happen.

Too much rain or drought. That's what I'm saying. Like something prompts it. Like it doesn't just randomly start twerking. Long periods of flooding can cause water levels to rise leading to landslides. Those slides can lubricate faults and may account for... Lubricate in quotes. Lubricate faults.

Um, weird. So it can rain and then you just get an earthquake. So they were lubricated. So they were lubricated. Oh, because it's been raining so much. Yeah. That's a, that's a real bummer.

Yeah. That rain causes earthquakes. It is. I just think, like, if I was in New York and I felt the earthquake, I'd be like, there's a subway. I feel like anytime I'm in New York, it's always shaking. I always think there's an earthquake. So it's like the times there have been earthquakes,

everything is as normal. Everything, everyone's, did anyone? Die? Really? Yeah, they did? No. Oh. It was only 4.8.

What are the ones that we experience usually? Like, also 4.8, right? Yeah. Oh. Okay. Yeah. What's one that's like, when does it start to get dangerous, really dangerous? Seven?

I say with no information. 6.7. Okay. The North Ridge earthquake. What's that? But it killed a bunch of people? Yeah, that was a really. bad one in LA. In L.A.

Northridge, but it affected L.A. That's really bad. Whoa. Where was that in Japan? And that's what caused like the tsunamis. I keep getting, I don't know how it's possible, but on TikTok I'm getting videos of that tsunami in Japan. Of like. Me too.

But how would that, how could someone live and tell the tale? Literally the wave like coming right at them. How did we get that footage? That person would be dead, right? I watched that documentary every time it's made available to me. The Box Boxing Day. Oh, I didn't know about it. I think it was like a tsunami that like came in and there's a bunch of people that lived.

Like lived like and they were close to the shoreline. Being swept away and they grabbed under like a tree or something. You know my toxic trade is thinking that I would have no problem. Sweet me away. You know like but it's not like that. It's not in that way at all. But I learned from your lifeguard friend that saved my life. Like, don't you just, like, swim to the bottom?

This is just, like, such a long, yeah, boxing day tsunami. There it is. The way that I can't remember how I got here today, but I can remember boxing day tsunami, this thing that I only remember. It's just a, it's like a heavy, heavy wave of water, but then it doesn't stop. So, like, you can't. But it, that, it must pass, like, the main wave. Yeah, but it's, but the, but the, so swim to the bottom during the main wave. But you're going to get, but don't you kind of avoid the current at the bottom?

But when you're in the ocean, it's just like, okay, there's sand. When you're swept away on a tsunami, it's like, oh, is that a fire hydrant that I'm being swept up again? Right. There's obstacles in the way. Yeah. And then being swept kind of in a way that's not natural. And then there's like a car next to you that's on top of your body. Yeah, that adds to add some factors.

Yeah. I don't know. Again, I don't know. No, me neither. I'm surprised there's not more tsunamis. There I said it. Yeah, there should be as many tsunamis as there are earthquakes. No. No, I'm not saying there should like I want that. I'm saying I know your heart. I know I'm saying like wouldn't any earthquake start a tsunami off. I meant I meant like European no like like this is a gorgeous

day no like that's what I meant. Wait, what did you? What are we talking about? You said, shouldn't there be as many tsunamis as first? And I said, no. Like I was agreeing with you. Oh, sorry. My bad for not knowing no means I'm agreeing with you.

It's a gorgeous day, no. We've got to move on from science today because it's not a good luck. Okay. Meo pops. This is episode. Can we just call this episode Brain Rot? I'm serious. No, I

150. Well, let's do some stuff that's topical right now. Okay, that's fine. We can talk about Gypsy Rose Blanchard just absolutely

killing the game. I didn't realize so her and Ryan have separated and she was spotted with her ex-fiance which I didn't know she had. I was like,

when did she have the time? In prison. He was another prison sourced fiancé. via letters. So he wasn't in jail? No, he wrote to her, as did Ryan. But she said they're not actually together,

even though they just got matching tattoos. And she says they're not together. And she's actually going to go ahead and start undergoing some cosmetic surgery. I saw that. She's getting a nose job. I don't think she specified what she's getting. I think it was rhinoplasty. Oh.

How do they know who he is? Because he was like publicly her ex-fiance. What? She was, how was anything public information? Because everyone knew about Gypsy. I know, but. I'm sure it was in one of her documentaries. Oh.

Okay, so she's had. But she told Ryan, I was looking at this earlier today, she told Ryan that when they were going to get married, that she had a dream about her ex-fiancee, and that she still loves him. I thought that was a picture of Gypsy, like all glammed up, and it was Giselle. Butchinwitz.

Where are you seeing that? It was the beginning of this ad. Oh. I'm just like this is like a crazy track record for any individual being married, split up, back with your ex-fiance. And she had a boyfriend too at some point, right? The one that killed her mom? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

But she's saying she's not with the fiance. They're just good friends. I don't think that there's any point in trying to add any sort of intuition or logic behind what she does in the most recent two weeks of her being out of jail. Yeah. She probably was reconnecting with people. She probably didn't have any tattoos. Probably just wanted to get a tattoo.

You could have given her one of yours. Oh, I would have loved to do that. Yeah. I was going to say something. Rewinding, rewinding, rewinding. Do you think when she meets up with all these guys for the first time ever, it's like, you know, when you're emailing with someone back and forth, It's like, oh, it's so nice to, it's so nice to meet you face to face.

Do you think she has that feeling too? You know, and you're like setting up a meeting with, like. Well, do they send her like actual pictures of themselves, like hard copies? It's possible she didn't know what any of these guys looked like. You can send pictures. That's what I'm saying, but it would have to have been a hard copy. Or unless does she have, is it email? I don't know.

Do you have access to email? I don't know. But didn't we talk, when we were talking about that thing that happens when you can bring someone in to hook up in jail was that her so she was having what is it called oh don't tell me because i can get it oh i don't tell my brain does not something with conjugal visit conjugal yeah was she having conjugal visits i don't know if she was no i don't know we can look it up was gypsy having conjugal visits let's find out all of these all the ins and outs of gypsy rose this is something that we shouldn't know about someone, you know? They were not allowed at the prison where Gypsy was serving her

sentence. Wow. So they had to wait until after for her to get the fire D. Yeah. So they were together officially for like what a month? Wait, they were married, right? They got married when she was in prison to Ryan? Yeah. Yeah. But they never met. They had met. He went to visit or they just didn't have conjugal. They just didn't have sex. They just didn't conjugate. Wow, that's love. That's true love. That's love. Ryan must have been a poet. poet with his words. Okay, that's all... What do you think she's going to do?

What do you see for Gypsy, Rose Blanchard? Because this is all interesting right now, but it'll get old. I think that's what I'm saying. I think we'll just stop caring. You don't think she's going to start like a... She deleted all of her social media. Already?

Yep. It's all gone. It's private and she has like, she deleted all of her followers. She's like 60 followers now. What is she going to do? be like I guess she could it would get interesting again if she was like

I'm gonna I'm gonna be a bartender actually at this place and then like that would become like Gypsy Roses pub you know the gypsy the gypsy on Maine you know yeah she really should be working with do you think she could go back to having a normal job I think she could but I also think that in terms of like marketability she could she could brand herself and make herself a brand or i know but she i don't think she wants that because she just

deleted everything but how is she gonna live just like a normal job some yeah well it's gonna be like this is gypsy rose blanchard's target you know well what if she did like not retail oh like she's an accountant yeah something like that then it's not like this is gypsy rose's firm but it might be blanchard and sons i don't think think she's going to become a partner yet. Why? You don't believe in women? No, it's not that I think it would take her a long time to get her MBA and stuff.

You don't think we have to worry about it yet. You don't think women should be partners in accounting firms? When did I say anything like that? You didn't have to. That's coming from you. I expected it from Connor. Yeah, I expected it from Connor. But Brooke should know better.

That's never going to get old to me. We should do merch. Brooke should know better merch. Brooke should I expected more from that from that woman yeah okay how about the next piece of pop culture how about it do you want to do Jojo or Ila Fisher and Sasha B see let's do Sasha B okay

go ahead do you think the divorce is they're getting divorced do you think the divorce is a direct result of Rebel Wilson saying he put his finger up her butt wait that's what she said right no wait did you say who was fingering who

I think he he said put your finger up my butt my butt okay sorry yeah I think if you wanted a reason to break up with your husband it just seems like awfully

timely yeah yeah when you look at any picture of Sasha Baron Cohen it should not come as a surprise that he's asking everyone to put their fingers in his butt. That's obvious to me.

Like, this is a man who needs your finger in his butt, ASAP, if not faster, all the time. I'm surprised this is the first thing to come out about him as rebels. Well, I think when you have someone like him that has a lot of shock factor, a lot of stuff probably is like, oh, that's just Sasha B. That's his SBC. Yeah. Can I read what this says?

Please read this, yeah. I have. haven't seen this. Oh yeah, this is Isla's post about their divorce. Oh, can we zoom in a little bit? After, so this is a picture of Ila and SBC. In kind of like in their tennis whites. And there, it looks like kind of country club vibes. After a long tennis match lasting over 20 years, we are finally putting our rackets down. What? In 2020, we jointly filed to end our marriage. We have always prioritized our privacy and have been quietly working through this change.

We forever share in our devotion and our love for our children. We sincerely appreciate your respecting our family's wish for privacy. Why was it like all a tennis metaphor? I have no idea. If you go into marriage looking at it like a tennis match, it's going to end. Where one person wins and one person loses. Yeah. There's not a tie.

Yeah. We're finally putting our rackets down. Yeah. They've been fighting each other. They've been competing against each other. When me and Brooke in this podcast, we're going to post this same picture looking sexy. Yeah. And we're going to say we're finally putting our pickleball rackets down after a short game.

Because we're both out of breath. Yeah. We're exhausted. They're exhausted. But yeah, definitely definitely an interesting way to announce your divorce and your tennis whites. It kind of seems to you when she's like, oh, we ended it in 2020. This has nothing to do with the book. Oh, I didn't even pick up on that.

I thought it was 2023 right now. Okay. That was last year. Then, yeah, good point. Good point. But it does seem like, you've got a keen eye for detail. That's public information too when people get divorce somehow. I don't really understand why that would be public info, but it is.

Right. Yeah. I mean, I love Ila. Best of luck too. Oh, me too. Her and wedding crashers is like truly one of the best roles of all time. She's great in everything she's been in, I'm pretty sure. No.

She's like the same character almost every time, right? What else is she in? Wedding Crashers? Confessions of a shopaholic. She's in that one with that guy, Andy Sandberg. What's it called? Hot Rod. Oh, I've never seen Hot Rod.

Hot take. No one's going to like this. And I know that, and I know I'm alone. I didn't love it. And that's some people's favorite movie. Oh, definitely maybe. Definitely maybe. That's a good one.

That is a good one. Oh, she was in Rango. Oh, she was in Rango? Does that change? Rango, I snuck into. What? It's rated R, right? Or is it rated R? No, it's rated R, I'm pretty sure. Oh, huh. No, there's another creature. Django. No, no, no, no, I didn't know. It was an alien. I snuck into an alien movie. Paul. Who's Paul? I snuck into Paul.

What? Huh? You know him? No, fuck, I've never even seen this man. What is this? Snuck in to see Paul. It was Seth Rogen. Oh, and Bill Hader. Yeah. And Jane Lynch.

It was, yeah. I've never even heard of this movie. Paul. Jason Bateman. Kristen Whig. Yeah, it was Star- Whoa. I don't remember what it's about,

but it's an alien. It's Gornie Weaver. Oh my God. Sigourney's everywhere. Sigourney came up yesterday. Patrick Dempsey. Connor, when I tell you stacked, stacked cast,

Paul might have the most sackedass of all time. Why have I never heard of Paul? I don't know. Wait, is this a movie where Paul is just like a dope-ass alien that wants to hang out with Seth Rogen and smoke weed and stuff? No, Paul is Seth Rogen. No. Paul is Seth Rogen. Is that Jason Siegel, too? No.

Hell no. Huh. Okay, I'll look into this. Yeah. You know what, it's a bummer? What? Because I'm looking at this picture of Kristen Wigrant. right now that I really didn't like Palm Royal, Palm Royal.

But like, I just started watching Lute and I watched six episodes in one day, which is that my Rudolph show? It's really good. I haven't seen either, but. It's really funny. I can't watch anything besides striking Josh. No interest. Have you noticed this like trope of rich people movies and TV shows is really like doing really

well right now and it feels like it started with Saltburn. Like every show and movie that comes out now is just like, has some aspect of like a billionaire in it. No, I haven't noticed that. Paul Morial, the gentleman, like salt burn vibes were just like rich people killing time.

Because it's an easy trope. It's like, okay, nothing's impossible for this plot because they have unlimited money cheat code, you know? Connor, that's how I feel about,

it's like, it's almost like a cop out. Like that's how I feel about fantasy because like there are moments when it's like, okay, this character's about to die. Like there's no,

way that this character is going to get themselves out of the situation with like a fire breathing dragon like one centimeter from their face then it's like wait a minute i just remembered i have the medallion in my pocket and this medallion has been said to ward off dragon fire to whoever may possess it with the courage and their heart like what all of a sudden you're bringing up this medallion now i've never heard of the medallion before and all of a sudden it's in your pocket the second you're facing a fire breathing dragon that's how i feel did you think lost a medallion in the wash and now you're like put on those pants again and now the medallions in it's that kind of thing where it's like the medallion no that's like you don't need that's why riverdale plot to plan things out when you have either like a lot

of money or the medallion that's why riverdale had 55 seasons is because they kept anything goes oh by the way there's now a portal to a different dimension exactly and i was like wait i thought they were just like in high school yeah no no no no the gargoyle gang the gargoyle gang that's when i stopped watching i loved riverdale and then the second the gargoyles came i tapped out that whole cast like you know that know that meme of like the shackles like that's them when they ended riverdale i'd be like you know you know you know who i don't love i'm scared mark consuela who is the guy from love kelly rippas kelly rippa's oh oh oh oh is that his name i i know oh i'm hiram lodge yeah i don't have any sort of feelings for him i do remember i remember nothing never mind

I don't know why. I don't know why he robs me the wrong way, but every time I see him... Kelly rubs me the wrong way. Oh, both of them. Yikes. Remember when she did her, what I eat in a day? Wasn't it?

And it was like a single piece of kelp. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I like that we're whispering that we don't like these two into the mics. Yeah. Yeah. I mean...

I do wish them the best. Obviously. But yeah, I agree. For me, it's her more than him. I don't really. They've not done anything to me. No. They've been together forever, though.

So, I mean, there's something must be going right. Can we can't? That looks like Mimi. You're, Connolly. She's just blonde. Yeah. Was he an, is he an, I guess he wasn't actually. Yeah.

He's Hiram Lodge in Riverdale. No, I know that. Actually, you know what he was on? There was this show that my, my mom used to watch. with Kelly Rippa and that other woman Heather something it's not

it's completely irrelevant but it was like back in like the early 2000s and he played Kelly Rippa's husband in it oh yeah so they were married on TV too in the early 2000s well they're still married on TV

because they do live with Kelly and Mark it's live with Kelly and Mark now ooh I had no I had no idea he's a Nepo hubby do you watch Good Morning America ever. I'm obsessed with it. Those ladies know how to have. Hoda? That's someone I'd like to be. They know how to have a good morning. No, they are mourning people through and through.

Hi, Hoda. Hi. Hi. Hello. Oh my gosh. Dream guest. I think Oda. No, that's what I just said. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you know that? Did you know that? It's Jenna Bush and she's George Bush's daughter. I didn't know that, but she's like, isn't she a liberal? Yeah, I think so. Cool when that happens. She just seems really sweet. Gina Bush Hager, yeah. I don't know anything about her.

My favorite thing is the way that they talk about the most pointless stuff. Guys, today we are trying out these new napkins in the studio and we are so excited. Hoda. But when someone's passionate about something, it comes through and you can feel it. Hoda. Hold up your napkin. Hold up your napkin, Hoda. Hold on guys

Let's this napkin Is it not the best? That's kind of how they No it is everything is exciting And everyone's like yeah that napkin I was watching in Florida We want the napkin to run for presents Seth Myers was on Yeah

With Mike Barbiglia And then also they brought up the author They had a fourth wing related announcement I was like this is everything I love In Good Morning America They know how to they know what they're doing But it's like why aren't we talking about Good Morning America more.

Like, I'm wanting to set my alarm for it now. Oh, if you have... I would get cable. I would get cable. I just canceled my YouTube TV. After a year and a half of never opening it. It's $70 a month. I know.

No, I almost feel like, I'm like, oh, I got to turn on YouTube TV today so I can get my money's worth. That is something that I bought to watch SNL live once when the 1975 was on. And then it just sat there uncanneled for... Over a year. I use it for live TV a lot.

What do you watch on live TV? Football? No, you don't. I got it for the Super Bowl two years ago. And then... How much football have you watched since? A lot. I watched the Super Bowl this year.

So just the Super Bowl's? So far. Yep. Do you want to talk about Jojo Siwa or not really? What do you have to say about Jojo Siwa? Not much, except for like, she's brilliant. The girl... We're talking about her.

Everyone's talking about her. Everyone's listening to the song. Yeah. I saw something this morning. This girl popped up on my page. God, yeah. And what? Yeah.

So sorry. You've been seen that? Are these two of the people from one of your books? No, they don't have wings, man. Well, they might find them in their pocket in a second. Yeah. They could be retractable. Yeah.

Um, some girl came out and said, like, I wrote this song in 2020 and it's word for word the same song. Oh shit. I didn't know that. But my understanding is that like she released it, but no one told her who was going to release it. And so the OG girl that wrote the song is like, I'm going to also release this same song because I wrote it and I performed it. Oh, okay. Just putting it out there. Yeah.

Yeah. I saw a lot of people at her thing. Is she dressed up like my costume? Like your guy. Yeah. Yeah. The kiss man. Yeah.

Gene Simmons. Brooke. Yeah. Good job. You know, I get confused between Gene Simmons and the guy. Ozzy Osbourne. No, no, no, no. The guy, just from a name perspective.

The bald guy that looks like pop-up that's in the movie with Miles Teller. J.K. Simmons? Yeah. Pull him up. Doesn't this look like Pop-op? I smile whenever I see him. Yeah. I guess he's just bald.

Love this man. Yeah. That I get confused between him and Gene Simmons. J.K. Simmons is ripped. Yeah. J.K. Simmons is ripped. No. No.

No. J.K. Simmons is ripped. No? No. No? No. Ah. No. of hearing and I love her she was like a member like a member of my family that woman and um but we all

spoke like my whole French class spoke with her in specific inflection um and then we did a French exchange program so we had like we got partners and they came to stay with us and then we went to France they could could not understand one word of our specific dialect yeah just due to yeah due to the specifics of it. That's hard and I don't know what to say. So now I'm going to France and I wouldn't dare open my mouth. Well, if you just do a lot of this, mm, mm hmm, like that sounds French. Yeah, but it's just like what the French island, it's just, it's just all, it's, it's all ruined.

I had a French, a calculus teacher too. What? A deaf calculus teacher or a French one? Just French. Oh, okay. I couldn't understand anything and especially when you're learning a subject that's like hard like calculus

French too but I genuinely was having trouble and I could not I don't know what that is and she was like trying to say like Pythagorean's theorem and it was in French Pythagorean's theorem already sounds French but then when you say it with an accent impossible

that's the teacher that like passed me after my second time after my twice time taking her class and she just passed me to go move forward with engineering degree and I'm like what is this is college yeah like if I would have got my engineering degree and built a bridge and it collapsed like that would be her fault because I didn't get my equation right yeah no equation I could have dropped my equation equation probably what I sound like in French I don't know a single damn word in French I don't

either anymore but I was too scared to open my mouth mehapa tell me something that you've never told anyone else okay I actually have something really yeah this morning I was about to make a coffee I haven't been in my house for a long time and I was making a coffee and I look at my coffee reservoir growing a green aquatic plant in the water reservoir

mine's also got a green hue to dump that thing out Right now, I implore everyone to clean your coffee pot reservoir. The thing that, like, is a reservoir on your coffee pot. And clean it and scrub it. Oh, my gosh. Like, was it? Yeah. Obviously clean it, but sometimes you need a little bit of a wake-up call.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that. Thank you. But tell me something real, like, that goes back. Do you want to hear my first memory? Yeah. Okay. It was on a boat.

glass bottom boat in Guam that's all I remember what any other details we could do a cognitive interview like they're doing criminal minds I could take you back to the space close your eyes okay put yourself in the glass aquatic boat

I'm there is there a breeze it's enclosed what does it smell like the salty sea who's around you some are you hearing anyone's voices sandals

I'm yeah I'm hearing one loud voice who's is it open your eyes no I think open your eyes who's is it it's easy and that's the unsub for you and you know what the voice is saying

what me pa zulu zoooooooo and me pa laos you should do a cover of that and for real release it

what if I asked Cody to help me yeah you should and he could rap yeah Or that could be the chorus and he could just go in and like in between and do like a rap. Yeah. Wow, that would be really good.

Brooke, I would literally be like dropping it so low, shaking my ass. Neil Paz is one of like the greatest things that has come out of TikTok. No, but coming from Brooke and Cody. With a beat, I would literally be like, oh. Like in the clubby, shaking my ass. I want you to do that so bad. I'll contact him. I also need to contact him about my app.

You do. I do. There's nothing Cody loves more than making an app. I know. And a sick beat. Oh, I didn't tell anyone that he made that song that we said a little time ago. I think you have it. Yeah, play it.

So remember when I said a while back that we needed to make a God God gave me you by Wobblety, Wobbley Wob Remix, Cody just like randomly send me a file. It's so good. Ready? Yeah. I got girl he said make. That she'd live like the movie. Do you want to grind?

I really do have an ear because it works. What is that behind you? No, that's not funny at all. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I swear I had nothing to do with it. I swear I had nothing to do with it. Who did this?

Was it Patrick Johnson? Just have a sip. No, I can't. I'm changing my ways. I don't drink anymore, I swear. I know, I heard. I didn't tell anyone. Really?

I don't think so. Well, do you want to talk about it? I just like don't enjoy it Yeah I don't either And I wake up feeling sick Me too Are you going out tonight? No

Me neither I leave for Santa Cruz in the morning Oh how fun I'm really excited Santa Cruz has been And Ventura have both An unspoken Wait outspoken excited to go to the shows

My Oh my gosh The teacher that I used to work with At my last job Who was truly like the Greatest Woman in the world. Her daughter lives in Santa Cruz and she texted me a picture of you, of your name up on the marquee. Is it marquee? Yeah. On the marquee. And she's going to be there. How exciting.

She's the best. Wow. That's scary. Yeah. Keep your eyes peeled for just like an angel. Okay. I'll keep my eyes peeled for an angel in the crowd. You'll know when you see her. And then next week is Chicago and Nash. Hold on to me tight And then next week is Chicago and Nashville Let's go When are you leaving On the plane?

I'm leaving on the plane in the morning What morning? Tomorrow morning for Santa Cruz Oh Santa Cruz is a flight It's like San Diego Oh And then No San Diego is a one and a half hour drive

I'm sorry San Francisco Oh And then Ventura I fly back on Sunday to L.A and then drive an hour and a half to Ventura I feel like someone could have plan this better. Yeah, for sure. I cannot believe I'm planning it. I'm the worst planner

in the world and there's a lot of moving parts and a lot of things at stake. Yeah. But then I get home. I'm going to try to get home Sunday night, but if not, I get home Monday and then I leave Tuesday morning for Chicago. And then I don't come back till Friday next week.

Are you okay? Tour life. Tour life. Do you feel affected by tour life? Yeah. I hate, remember how much I loved hotels? Yeah. I fucking hate hotels now. That sucks. Yeah. Besides the hotel I stayed in in Aspen this weekend

Which was the night It was so refreshing Thank you for a one more time Because it was like the nicest hotel I've ever seen at And they sent me a brownie when I got there And then a bottle of wine at night Every night you got a bottle of wine? No I actually forgot to open it

Oh So it's still there Oh a brownie sounds good right now I will say too When you're traveling in Europe I would Not sponsored Check out for

for because they they they're only in Europe no no no but they do any country and they like will book everything and plan everything for you oh oh yeah it's like a travel advisors got it's it's cool but it's always someone that like is look yeah very cool well I actually have don't have one cent to my name after taxes I know I have to do that I have negative sense to my name I know this is this is cheaper I think and when you're spending a lot of money you're going a trip. I guess like do it right. I booked um a one way back from London. Yeah. Today. Guess how much the I don't even want to know. Guess how much the cheapest one way flight back from Heathrow I could find? How much? $1,700. No, that's impossible. I swear. Why don't you book it to like New York?

Because I didn't want to. Is that not the most insane thing you ever heard in your life though? Yeah. I would literally not do that. I would stay in London. I can't. Yeah. I have to get back to my daughter and my job. I know. But that's how I feel with Max. I mean, I didn't spend a, I used only miles. So I didn't, I'm not out of pocket. That's the one good thing about tours.

I'm going to have so many miles. Yeah, I'm not out of pocket, $1,700. I might meet you and, I might meet you just to meet you in the Heathway report and then fly back. That would be fun. I will never fly again after this tour. I get that. Except that I'm adding fall dates next week. I'm like not minding flying recently.

I fell asleep on the way home from Florida for five hours from like 7.30 p.m. to 11 p.m. That's lovely. Or no, sorry. Just not those times. So sorry that I just realized. You know who we should check in on? Remember all those Jewish tunnels? Do you think they're okay with earthquake? The Jewish tunnels in New York? I think they closed them up. I don't think they did. I think they did. Okay. Because they were illegal. You're not going to want to be underground during an earthquake. No, I didn't, I wouldn't think so. They were illegal? Yeah, tunnels aren't legal.

Why are tunnels illegal? If a citizen, if a civilian is building a tunnel to get around under the earth. Oh my God. I thought that we could build any tunnel we want here in this, in this land. You don't have the clearance. I don't have tunnel clearance. You do not have tunnel clearance. Do you want to know what made me think of?

That looks like a keypot. It looks like a yarmaca. My little dog. Mom told me to start wearing yamika in the hot tub because my scalp was getting burnt. A yamaca as a tool. Yeah. That's a little blasphemous probably. Not if you were also praying.

I'm not. I'm reading fairy smut. That's a little. blasphemous. It's fine if I'm not wearing religious garb. Yeah. Well, you were soaking. In the tub, yeah.

Well, I posted. Cat came to soak in the tub. I saw that. What a cool collab. It was a fun collab. I posted on my story on Instagram to mixed reviews, noticeably,

not what you're thinking. That I was soaking so hard in my parents' hot tub that I felt like a student at BYU. Yeah. Mick reviews. Were there Mormons in your DM? Lots. And they were upset.

Yes. Have you seen those videos where it's like that guy is interviewing students at BYU? Yeah. And they're like, would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or have a sip of wine? And they'd rather kill the puppy? That's normal. Never said it wasn't. I will never kill a puppy.

I've said that before. Yeah. I'm always saying that. But, hey, you do you, Mark Jacobs. What else was I going to say? Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Oh, there's a lot of post-BYU students, too, that were like, this is funny. We didn't do that, though.

And I was like, okay. Me neither. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see Billy Elish added everybody to her close friends? Everybody on Instagram? How was that possible? I thought she just put the green circle.

No, she has tunnel clearance. Yeah, that's someone who has tunnel clearance. Wait, I don't think I've even followed Billy. I don't. Let me look. I'm gonna look too. I'll see you on our close friends. You're in a second.

Okay, one second. What's her name? Billy Eilish. I guess she doesn't have a story up. Oh, she doesn't have a story up. Should I DM her and say, am I on your, I can't even DM her. No.

She's not following anyone. Hey, Evans on the story. Oh, you're on. Oh, maybe because we don't follow her? She put all of her followers on it. Let me see if what happens if I follow her. And just like that, I'm on. And it's a picture of a door unfollow.

Wobody, wobbley, wobbley, wobble. Do you think we could mash up wobbly wobbly wobbly and me? Hang on, let me unfollow Billy Irish. Yeah, I do think so. I think anything is possible, seriously. Okay, ready? Okay, go ahead. You're doing wobbly.

Yeah. A meal pop. Zoo, Zoo, Zoo. No, hang on, do that again. A meal pop, zoos, zoos, zoo. Wobledy, wobbly, wop. No, we can't. It doesn't work.

Let me see if I have any other mashups really quickly in my phone. Because I always put some mashups in here. Mashup. Come on, mashup. I know you're in here. Have you tried searching mashup? I don't have any. All right.

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