Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Brooke Died (NOT CLICKBAIT) ft. AverageFashionBlogger

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

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I'm thinking about you slurring my wife was pregnant. My wife is pregnant and I need to get on a golf cart now because I just really had plisters. Like they wouldn't let me out of the festival. I'm like, please please. God, her water just broke. Please do something. We have Courtney Parchman today. Average fashion blogger.

She is a philanthropist. She is a zodiac killer. And she is a celebrity online and she's an actress. Well, here's a question, Corne. When people say, what do you do? What's your answer? I hard avoid the question. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, okay, let's see. Someone says, someone hasn't asked me that in so long also, so that should. I'll just be like, I don't know. I'm just like a lazy piece of shit. And then I run away. Yeah. I don't, I never.

I like, it goes back and forth between like, I work in social media, which is not. Yeah. Like, that doesn't make sense. Yeah. Yeah. But like, I feel like when you say like I work in social media, people are thinking like behind the scenes, like you work for Instagram. I don't know.

but I never know what to say. Yeah, well, I mean... I turn it around them and I'm like, well, what do you do? Right. Yeah, you just... I lie. I basically lie. But what was he going to say?

Oh, I say I do consulting and then no one ever asked another question. Right. Yeah, that's a good. You could, you could, because everybody consults. Mm-hmm. You know, like, you consult. I guess in a way. Actually, what does consulting mean?

It means to offer your services. or advice. Everyone's a consultant. Everyone's a consultant in one way or another. He's not a consultant. I used to say I work in advertising because I thought like, okay, with brands. Marketing advertising.

That checks out to me. That makes complete sense. And then people would ask me more about like what agency and then I would go mute. We're writers, directors. Yeah. We are editors. Editors.

Actress. Actors. We are our own agents. Yeah. Do you guys like what we're doing so far? Do your parents, do your parents, so like we obviously like make videos. Courtney, I don't know if we said average fashion blogger. Yeah.

Better known online as average fashion blogger we have her in today. One of our good friends, but like, let's break it down. Do your parents get what you do? My parents. Yeah. My dad's been obsessed. He like, he does it less now. But in the beginning he like always called me like, I have a really, really good viral video for you.

Yeah. And I would say like the most problematic thing in the world. But he like he gets it he like wants to do it so bad I feel like you are really like the blueprint you started off That's really dramatic no I really mean that with my whole heart like you you started making Comedic videos on Instagram I can't really think of anyone that did it I think anyone that did it I think anyone that made videos period before Right it's the blueprint OG yeah yeah yeah right um now you're about to hit a million on TikTok she already babe I already did Wait oh no one told me uh no one told me um no I'm I'm just kidding when I said that.

Yeah, it's fun. It also was really nice because then when TikTok came about, it was in a sad time, like the pandemic, so I had nothing funny. I have to stop vaping. I'm out of breath. Not that I do. This episode is brought to you by Truth Campaign.

Truth.org. Dare. Yeah, I had like three years of a vault that I could just pull from. So then people would make comments like, how is she funny every single day? I was like, I haven't gotten out of my bed in. Right. You're just like posting old days you've already posted, but just onto TikTok? Yeah, because I mostly, I made so many Instagram stories that are like 15 seconds. So I just like got to drag and drop and then you're the one that told me. She would respond to my stories after I'd be like, I'm like in such a dry spell, both sexually and on TikTok.

Like what should I do? And she was like, just post this, post this, post this. And I was like, I'm scared. Yeah. But like, once I, like, once I'm. I'm, like, I'm scared. But like, once I, started posting my Instagram stories that get 1,200 share or something like insane. Yeah. They get, they blow up on. Instagram, like if I see something on Instagram getting a lot of shares that I'm like, okay, to TikTok we go. Yeah, no pressure.

It takes the pressure away when you're not making these like big drawn out skits. No, you are inspiring. You are very inspiring. Guys. Yeah, posting with your heart and soul. Posting with no thoughts behind it. Right. And it's powerful.

That's the way to go. It is. If you overthink anything. 100%. Well, you two did something this weekend. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Hell you.

What the hell we do? Stop. Yeah, well, Courtney and I went to stagecoach this weekend. I was just going to say, like, I never in my wildest dreams thought that I would do Coachella and stagecoach. Well, what even is stagecoach? Because I just learned this. Okay. Yeah.

Did you do both weekends of Coachella? Uh-uh. No, hell no. Okay. But I had a friend coming to. town in between the two the Coachella um and tage coach weekend and that's a sucky part about living in la is i'm like oh like we have no plans and they're like i just want to do what you guys do on the weekend and it's like now i'm entertaining and not that not that it wasn't fun it was a blast but it was

like we were non-stop like i don't want to someone guests to be bored you know so i'm like staring it's like when you show someone a song and you're like do you like it you're like breathing the chorus is about the start yeah you're breathing down their neck And I was like, are you having fun? He's like, yeah, dude, like, we could do whatever. I'd be having fun with, like, gorgeous and so nice here. He'd be just having fun just with you. Yeah, and, but we did so much.

Like, we literally went, like, beach. You just had friends in town, too. Yeah, you did too. We did so much, so forgive me for being exhausted. I'm usually in bed every night by, like, 9.30. Yeah. TikTok scrolling for an hour. Take my melaton in R.E.M. by 11.

Uh-huh. But we did so many things. We did Sunday night. We went to Heim, the concert. The band. The band. Who my new, like, I... You're very close with.

Well, I think I blew it. They are fans of Brooke. I think I blew it. No. In 2020, I didn't really, like, I knew they were a band, but I hadn't really heard anything. And they messaged me on Instagram in, like, 2020, like, from the band account. And they were like, oh, we love you. And I was like, love you too.

Like, great. Like, nice little communication, whatever. put a pen in that. You're saying, oh, look at these girls. I was like, oh. Begging for my attention. Then a few months ago, Alana in Hymne reached out and was like, can we like FaceTime? So we FaceTime.

So we FaceTime. Then I was like, oh my God, she's so great. Like Lufford Liquorce Pizza was already out at this point. But still I like didn't really know Hime. And now. What was, sorry, can you go into the FaceTime? Or is this something you want to keep close in person? No, it's not something I need to keep close and personal, but it was for a reason.

And I don't think that the reason is public yet. Yeah. Then I was face-timing with her. And I was like, wow, like I really love her, whatever. And then after those two points of contact is when I got into Hymn. And now I like, I'm like, I totally missed my opportunity to be like, when's rehearsal and where? They'll be back. They'll be back.

I know. You always got to. I have to. I have to be in that band. I don't know how else to possibly say it. You could be like Frankie Jonas, like showing up being everywhere. Put me on the tambourine.

I am in love with them, obsessed with them. Yeah, I heard the show is really good. They are so talented. Everyone was there. And I have to say the audience, like, that is where the next time concert, that's where I'm going to find my husband. That's really sweet.

Because it's like all. Was there a lot of Jewish people? Um, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a lot of, there was a large Jewish population. And I'm thinking it's partially because their last name can be pronounced Hain. You're thinking Hymn. Well, I thought it was Hame. Yeah.

And a lot of people think it's Hame. Rookie mistake. And then rookie, rookie mistake. Good then you cleared that up. Rookie rookie mistake. And it never came up. It's Hym. Hym.

And then another little side note, and I've been telling everyone this, literally I'll like go out to the grocery store and be like, to the cashier. I'll be like, I don't know if you know this, but my Himes aunt babysat my dad. Wait, I'm sorry, I was thinking about the bike for that first half of this story. The bike? I was not listening. I was thinking about my mic posture. I'll start over, no problem.

I don't mind talking. I'm so sorry. I literally can't shut up about the fact that Hym's aunt babysat my dad. Oh, that's actually, is that true? Yeah, Mom Hime grew up in Philly on the same street as my dad and Mom Himes sister, their aunt. Small world. Babysat my dad. And did you tell that to Alana told me?

Alana told you? Yep. Believe it or not. Maybe not. That means they were talking about, they were talking about it. Maybe, you know, that could have been me now that I think about it. But anyway. One way or another, it came up and you figured out.

Oh, no. That's okay. That's okay. Your earbud, you're having all kinds of. I think my earholes are really. Tight, yeah. That's like a hot commodity in L.A. You'd be surprised.

Ear holes. But anyway, were there? a lot of dues at the concert probably but it was more, it wasn't, it was more just like the guys that were there it's like, if you like Hime, you know, you understand you get it, you get it. You know, you're enlightened in a way that

not, you know, your average 20 year old boy typically is, so I really appreciated that. And then the concert itself was amazing. And then the next day, so that was Sunday, then Monday we went to Larry David because it's, Netflix is a joke, the festival going on, so there's a lot of comedy shows. Which is awesome.

But last night I was trying to get from West Hollywood to North Hollywood. And they have all, they have huge, these big events going on on all three. So it was like Rose Bowl, Hollywood Bowl. Everything possible imagined. And Netflix, you, it really was a joke the way they did it. It was really like, it took me an hour to get into every parking lot and out. Yeah. I had a pretty easy time yesterday.

Really? Yeah. Well, yours was like a smaller, who did, you went to, oh. You just like a smaller no name. Yeah, it was nobody. I saw Seth Rogen, Nick Kroll, and everybody else on the panel was famous. Tommy from Cheech and Chong, Tommy Chong was reading for, it was a table read for how Harry met Sally. Oh, that's awesome.

Holy smokes. And I was telling birthday, I was like, I thought, I mean, I knew it was going to be good. It's Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen was stoned off his ass, just like, because they have mics right here. Seth was like this the whole time, just like laying on his arm because he's sitting right next to Nick Kroll. and you know Nickroll is one of my absolute and it was so painful for me I went to John Malini last night

and I had to make that choice, that conscious decision am I going to go see John or am I going to go see... Do you feel good about your decision? Yeah, but it's like I shouldn't have had to make that Sophie's Choice kind of type situation is sick, twisted psychological game but yeah I'm happy with my choice.

Sorry, how was it? Tell me. No, I mean, I just told you it was like better than I expected because a table read for anyone that doesn't know is you read through a script everyone is like reading for a character in a movie i've seen how harry met sally 20 times yeah it's when harry man sally i win harry man sorry sorry sorry right yeah yeah it is it was so funny with like it was one of the girls from bridesmaids was on the panel too and i can't remember her name but she's so funny which what was her role i can't place her now that i'm thinking

Would you like it better as a table read or as the movie? It was just really well done as a table read. So was Nick the friend? Oh my God. So I went with friends. I somehow ended up with a ticket like on the other side of the stadium next to just. But it felt really cool. I was like out of Netflix is a joke table read by myself as someone who's in the industry.

Right. In a way. Yeah, I'm an industry plant planted in a seat by myself by no one I know. And also when you go to those things like people that are like comedy. And we kind of, we do comedy, like, see you. And they're like, oh, my God, he's on himself. I'm not there yet in my personal life to be sitting somewhere without my laptop and headphones in public. I think if I saw you go into that by yourself, I'd be like, wow.

How endearing. Right. That's awesome. You'd be like professional king. Oh, if I, if I saw someone do that, I'd be like, I'm feeling something like deep in my soul and heart. But as it being me, I was like, I'm going off myself in this stadium. But it was really good. That's amazing.

And Larry David, I want to preface Brooks' explanation of seeing Larry David as I tried to convince Brooke to like curb your enthusiasm for about a year. And she was like, I do not like the show. I do not like the show. I'm not watching it. I put it on when we were living together. She would walk out of the room. I'm like, okay, I'm telling you, this is the best show on the planet. I can't tell if it's flattering or gaslighting that she's now obsessed with Larry David, who I've been obsessed with and I've been begging to be related to for years and years and years.

since high school. I can tell you, I can tell you why. I've never liked Seinfeld because it always came on after friends and I was so obsessed with friends that Seinfeld kind of just signaled the end of friends on TV. I actually have been gotten into it. That's fine. Friends for me is more of like a comfort blanket. Like I grew up watching it.

I'm pretty sure it was on in the room when my mom was giving birth to me. That kind of thing. like grew up with it. And then Seinfeld whenever it came on, I was like, barf. Like, Friends is over. Yeah. It's a very different, like, Friends is a fun, young thing. And then Seinfeld has very, like, adult comedy.

Right. Right. So I obviously had to make the leap from, I don't like Seinfeld because it comes on after Friends, too. I don't, I will never watch Curb because of that. Yeah. And then I don't know what, like, you telling me, too. Like, I'm like, for whatever reason, a little bit oppositional.

towards you. That is a huge growth step over you. I'm glad. Let's clip that if you have it because I just need it for my archives. For whatever reason, I don't know. But whenever Conner's like, watch this, I'm like, I hate it.

Like before I even, so I wouldn't watch it. And then the second I moved out, I was like, maybe I'll start curb. Yeah. Started the first episode, like, finished like all 12 seasons and a day in Love with Larry David. And then I was going to go with you. And then I said, can I actually bring someone else?

to Larry. Yeah. That would have been a really fun full circle moment. Yeah. I want to say it was so good. If you're ever interested

in gaslighting your friend, take their favorite band and buy tickets to their show and invite your friend whose favorite band it is and be like, hey, I got tickets to this show. Do you want to come? Or make it like your favorite song

and put it on your Instagram story. Because they showed you the band. And just like see how. they respond. This is not related to that. No, it's not. It's completely,

it's completely unrelated. Yeah, totally fine. But it was really good. Larry was good. I filmed a lot for you and sent it to you. Brooke sent me like 10 clips and I watched I would never usually watch a video that someone sent, especially 10 separate clips to watch.

I watch them all. Yeah. It's so funny. Oh, wait. So he was just on, Rex. What's Rex? Whatever's name is? Rex.

He's like a comedian. Does anyone know about Rex? Simon Rex. was on Simon Rex, you guys would know. You guys would know him if you saw him. Simon Rex was on someone else's podcast and you're going to be able to speak to this. Simon Rex right there.

Yeah. No, not ringing any bells. Shoot, he's in movies. Yeah, we'll pull up IMDB. So anyway, Simon Rex was on someone's, let's scary movie three. Yes, he's in all the scary movies. But he's in a lot of stuff right now too. Anyways, oh, he's in the real bros.

of Simi Valley. Oh. Oh, okay. Let's see, anything else we know. Anyways, it doesn't matter. He was just,

he's like a famous OG, like famous person. No one really knows what he's in. Uh-huh. I want to be one of those people. Yeah, me too. Just like you can fly into the radar, you can go to a bar and not be recognized.

But like, super fans would be like, are you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Niche. Neesh. Neathe enough. Yeah.

But, like, still, he makes a ton of money. Yeah. So he goes on this podcast last week and is like, Larry David was, was playing at this course, and I'm pretty sure it was Pinmar Golf Course in Venice Beach, because the way that they were describing it on this podcast.

But Larry David is going up to buy a bucket of balls because you go to the driving range, you get a bucket of balls, and it's $11. And he's standing behind Larry David, and Larry walks up and goes, you know, why $11? Why $11? And it's like a 16-year-old girl

that's at working a golf course. Oh, this is it. This is the clip. Oh, it's so funny. Wait, we have to... This golf course in L.A. That's sort of a public par three cheap course, and you could buy a bucket of balls for $11. What's he doing there?

He golfs. So I guess it was at the driving range. It's like a local spot you could go for 30 minutes and hit some balls. So I see him in front of me, and the old lady doesn't recognize that it's Larry David, and I'm standing behind him in line getting a bucket of balls. And I hear him say to her, this is straight out of the show. He goes, why do you charge $11 for the... a basket of balls and she goes, what do you mean, sir?

It's been $11 for a long time. He goes, yeah, but then I give you a 20. I got to get a five and four ones. We're not just making a 10. Now I got, and he is arguing with the lady about the fact that it's 11, not 10. He's a millionaire. I love it.

And I'm like, why is nobody seeing this but me? This is right out of the show. Right out of the show. He's about a dollar to the lady. And she doesn't know who he is. It was the best. It's just like that would go down in history. It's like one of my favorite things I'd ever seen.

Like, like you could see. I don't know an elephant or cheetah give birth in the wild on a safari and I'd be like I saw Larry David like barter for a bucket of balls

like it's like on par for me like the northern lights I'd be like nice I got a Larry David real life story shut the eff on not mine sorry

sorry I'm relaying but my future landlord was name dropping during our phone call and he was saying that he's good buddies with Larry David and that he parks at

by his house and he parks on top of a fire hydrant where it's like you're not allowed to park and landlord or Larry? Larry. Of course he does. And then I guess my landlord was talking to him being like why, you know, it's like going to be a ticket and he was saying that he would rather pay for a ticket than pay for like a new window.

And I really regret someone's going to break into his car. I don't know. Okay. I mean now that I'm saying it, it made sense when he said I'm saying, I'm thinking I'm losing... You're losing the plot of that? You're not...

I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm just trying to fit it. No, I get it. And I also have said that. I said, I could drive to the airport, you know, and pay for parking nightly if I'm gone for three days. Or I could pay a parking ticket. It is less expensive to pay for a parking ticket than it is for me to pay for three days of parking at L.A. You mean, I just leave your car?

That's what Larry was trying to say, too. So what, I mean, whatever... Parking in L.A. is such a joke that, like, it actually makes more sense to pay a ticket. There's no penalty as long as you pay it than to pay to put your car somewhere else as long as it doesn't get towed. I'm getting it now. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The thing about Larry Live, well, he came out right. It was just a conversation with him and one of the directors. Like he was not like he had nothing prepared. He literally just like walked out, had a conversation and left. And like the fact that people will pay to see somebody just like have a conversation speaks volumes. It's so amazing.

But he came out and just like, sat down and immediately like... Do you think he feels pressure? No. I think he's just like so authentically himself and has always been that and just markets himself that way that it's like you can't... Can't miss. He wrote the show about him.

Yeah. I will say I was like expecting it to be verbatim. Like Larry David in real life is Larry David and Kerb. But he was like more polite in person which I guess like makes sense but I just wasn't expecting. you know like somebody offered him a blanket because he was he was freezing obviously and complaining he's an old man he was he is old yeah he's he's frail there's a group of people getting old it's said

it was making me it was making me nervous to look at him shivering okay yeah but somebody offered him a blanket and obviously he was like no because i don't know where that's been but he was like thank you so much thank you so much thank you whereas i don't like that was different than you can make light of himself yeah yeah yeah yeah there's got to be a layer of him like watching himself from a higher point of view being like, you're an idiot. Right. Right. Right. He, I mean, can't say enough good things about Larry. And then I saw John. And you saw John.

Malini last night, which he doesn't, he doesn't miss. Like, he doesn't pause unless it's for comedic effect. Wow. Does not stutter. I can barely get a sentence out in private. And he's like in front of however many people. Just like, it is the most beautiful art form to witness is John Malaney live. Did he do dad jokes?

he only did one dad joke that he also did on S&L about like his son like seeing light for the first time and just like being annoyed in which he was like that's my son Yeah yeah yeah I saw that Yeah

Yep I saw that I can't remember the It was on S&L yeah Well it was that's my son He bonded with him But I just like Love John to pieces And there's a bit of controversy With John

And I don't think there should be Do you want to just run through that really quickly? Yeah basically well he went to rehab which is now like what the show the basis of his stand-up show is about is from scratch life after rehab and you know his star studded intervention that's my favorite part nickroll was there of course via zoom um but basically he a lot of his brand before rehab was like i don't want kids very firm about that and like he loved his wife he loved his dynamite five foot jewish wife which he would always say and that personally felt really good to hear as someone who i identifies as a dynamite five foot Jewish woman. Yeah. That was really awesome to be hearing that. Those words come from John's mouth.

Went to rehab, came out of rehab. You're like in his show. He like mentions five foot dynamite. Talking about me. Throwing my bra on stage. But then came out of rehab. Came out that he's getting divorced from five foot dynamite Jewish wife. And then his wife came out and basically was like this fucking sucks.

How did you take the news? I didn't take it well and what made it worse is that he then immediately and again we don't know the exact timeline of events. We only know when we got that information. But then immediately started dating Olivia Munn, which is a model who's a model. And that is not five foot. No, it's tough to see that kind of transition from five foot dynamite Jewish woman to Olivia Munn. You can't help but take that personally. Yeah. You know. I do. Yeah. I know we all do. There's a lot of like Olivia's just swooping in. Right. A lot of. And they're all blonde, so true. And then immediately got Olivia pregnant after like his whole. Mm-hmm. Anti. Like not having kids. So that had to be tough.

That's the controversy. For the wife. And so that's kind of where a lot of people are like, what the fuck, John? Like, this isn't what we signed up for? But also like I really, even though it's a personal attack, you really don't know what happened there, you know? Yeah. And that's all I have to say.

And that's why I think we can't. We can't be slander in John. Even though it hurts. I won't lie. I'll be the first one to admit. I'm in agony, but it's not cancelworthy. Yeah. Anyway, that's that.

He was amazing. The love of my life. Yeah. Naturally. And I got a tote bag. That's good. Yeah. To match my two additional shirts that I have from my other John.

That's awesome. Yeah. Oh, how was stage coach? That's where we started. Oh, shoot. I was. That's where we started 26 minutes ago, yeah. Yeah, well, Corny and I, Courtney stayed down the road for me.

I said like up the road from her as naturally as directions work. I had a good time. I don't know. I think Sagecoach is like an interesting beast. Sagecoach is the country version of Coachella. Right. It's less influencery, in my opinion. But a lot of influencers go.

I saw. I didn't realize they were even there until after. I couldn't help but notice you posted a picture with Ashton Cutcher. Yeah. How, I can't recognize it. I can have the most famous person sitting in front of me and I would be like, I think you're probably my fourth grade school class. I don't know what I know you from.

No, I know you. It's got to be from elementary school. Yeah. Well, that was super weird because I was with, I was, I went to Midland on Wednesday. Midland's a really good country band. They're saying, people say I got a drink and problem. So I really love them. I went, I flew to Houston to see them a month ago.

and then at the rodeo. And then saw them at Winston House in Venice Beach last week on Wednesday. You're a roadie, dude. And I met their team, like the management team, who I, like, had friends on that I didn't know. And they were, like, come with us on Friday night to the front of the stage. And then we'll watch them. And I at the front of the stage, naturally,

I see Brittany and her friend Taylor, Britney Brookesky, and her friend Taylor sitting there in, like, fold-up chairs that they brought. Wow. They got beers, and they're sitting there, They know how to do stage. They're sitting right here, looking at, you know, at the stage right here. And I was like, oh my God, okay, cool, I'm going to stay with them.

And I'm staying with it. I'm staying with them. And I, like, one song I really like comes on. And I'm like, look to my left. And Milakuna is just like right next to me. Wow. I think I looked at her dead in the eyes. I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. Well, she's hard to miss. I wouldn't have recognized Ashen Cochery. He looks like every other, like, you can take her out of my big grain tractor. Like, he dressed up like a, like a cowboy and was wearing like a straw hat. He's on my list. of crushes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Understandably. Love him in two and a half. I don't think you're alone there. Yeah. He was in two and a half men. Well, when Charlie Sheen left, and I know this because I spend a lot of time with my grandparents and universal experience,

I think, is that two and a half men is always on at your grandparents' house. I don't know why. You're right. It's kind of like those little candies that are in a little bowl. I mean, I literally like every time I'm sleeping over my grandparents, I'm woken up by that men, men, men, men, men, that theme song. But Ashton's took over.

had like a cult fall. Ashton took over for Charlie Sheen when he made his exit. How can Ashton Coucher take over for Charlie Sheen? Well, what happened, and I can tell you because I'm familiar with the show, Charlie Sheen died in two and a half men. I didn't know that. Got pushed in front of a train. And then. Via going to rehab.

In real life? I think he just, yeah. I bet he wrote that part. Kind of like cursed out everyone and everyone was like, goodbye. And then he, the whole show, like, lived in. a mansion and then Ashton Coucher's character bought the mansion and then Alan the other brother just didn't leave.

Do you know how to live in any further kids? For Charlie Sheen's kids? Did you see some shit? I'm actually not allowed to talk about it. That's not, well, offline about that. Then why the fuck did you bring it up for me? I had to tell you. That's crazy.

Yeah. No, thank you for telling us. Thank you for sharing your story. Anyways, I completely cut off your story. Well, so I see Ashen. I would have gotten a much better picture and I did my classic intro that I can't share with the world because it's too good and I can't let everybody be used.

You've already shared it. No, no, I got a better one. Oh, okay. Oh. Yep. And- You saved that. You said this one's for the world. This one's for the podcast.

This one's for my personal archive. So I go up to him and I use my little saying. And like, Mila was right next to me and then she kind of like shifted over to their friends. Right. And I was like, can we get a picture? And he did this thing. Is that what you say? Is that you're saying?

What? Can we get a picture? I don't know if you had like. Oh, I was like, oh, do you care. Like, because we, I get a little, I get them a little loose before. What's your go-to approach to these big time celebrities? Being like, you need to write a book. Being like fairly normal.

And then like, I really don't care if you take a picture. Like, no harm, no foul. Like, it's not going to ruin my night if I don't, I'm not going to like upset. Like, whatever. And then he was like, oh, he's taking a picture. I was like, I looked at it. I was like, really? Like, that's like the most celebrity.

He said, you want to take a picture? No, I said it. And then he did this thing. And I was like, can we act like a little more friendly than that? You said that to Ashton Coucher? Yes. Yes, I said that to Ashton Coucher. I had had so many drinks at that point.

And he was like, sure. And then so I exited the picture. I would punch you in the face if I was Ashton Coucher. I didn't say it rude. I'm not being rude. But I'm just saying like, it's like funny. You know, like. Oh, oh, sorry.

And he, I would like delete the picture and I come back to do it again. He goes, same exact pose. I'm like, okay. Lost cause. Thank you. You said that? I know, but in my head, I'm like, okay, this is not going to, it's not going to get any better. I'm not asking for another picture.

I just walk back to Brittany Brosky, but I like posted, and no one realized, that's what I'm saying. If you see the photo, you don't realize it's Ashton Coucher because he looks like a normal dude. He does. And he was really nice. He was really nice. And Milo was really nice to you. But, and then I walk back, I leave artist, which is like the front of the stage, and I go back to, like, sit in the grass behind. And he goes up on stage with Thomas Rett and sings.

I got friends. It was Ashton Coucher and Thomas Rett singing. Wow. I got friends in Loeb. And I was like, that's a once in a lifetime performance. It was really cool to see. Yeah. And then I only ran into you.

Well, no, hang on. First night. Friday night briefly. Uh-huh. And then was like losing the group that I was leaving the festival with. So I was like, oh, like I'll see you guys tomorrow. And then I saw, I didn't see you guys again until Sunday night. But how was your experience?

It was great. I'd never been to a festival before, and I didn't know I was going until, like, Wednesday, super late. Actually, I don't think it's the vaping that's getting me. I think I can't breathe every time I start talking on. Are you having anxiety? I don't know. Hi.

What? No. No, it was great. I thought a festival was, like, you get up at, like, 9 a.m. Right. I'll get ready for three days in a room. row and I was going with a group that's like very outgoing and like keeps up and I was like no shot in hell I'm going to be able to last like I'm going to I won't make it and so then on the drive towards

there I was telling Patrick our friend I was confiding and I was like I just don't I don't know I'm going to do this and he was like no it's yeah he was like no it's great we're going to get to like we have a we my ear has like a hard time with is it still the ear oh Connor be gentle with her ear holes they're talking yet, yeah, seriously. Sorry. I really shoved it in. Yeah, it's staying. Wouldn't be the first time.

Soinx. Anyways, okay, so it was not what you expected is what. Oh, yeah, and so apparently you stay at the house all day. Right. And I would say, I'm sure that stagecoach is a different experience for other people that are big country music fans because some of the artists that you want to see are going to be playing at three. Right. We weren't pressed to see anyone

So we were like chilling at the house until like 5. Wow Six. And so that sounds amazing. At this point I'm thinking Oh, it's like some It's just an evening activity.

It's summer camp. Right. Then we all go to this thing together. We play and have fun. We all come back. It's just like a little nightly activity And it was so fun. It's kind of like, yeah.

Like then that we did the exact same thing. And it was so much more chill than Coachella because it was like, no one's like pushing to the front. You just want to listen to music honestly. So it was a big like sit down in the grass, relax, beer. The crowd at Coachell was very much

like on Molly. Okay. And I picture it being like, okay, you know Silver Lake Flea. Big fan. Mello's Trading Post. Silver like flea. These are like flea markets by the way. People are going to shop and look at things. Melo's Trading Post. Everyone's looking at none of the clothes just looking at to see who's there. Celebrities. And I think Coachella is probably a lot more of like who's around me. And stage coach I felt like was just there for the music. It was cool. It was a good. time and we also like hung out because of the big people that we wanted to see we wanted to see

two artists today and it was the sunset person and the headliner and so it was so nice and then it gets cooler at night too so we didn't have to like be out in the heat all day um but saturday what happened let's talk about saturday shall we mm-hmm so i wake up in a great mood it's saturday we get one of those a week i i milk those for all that they're worth no vibe checks on saturday right i could go on and and on. Wake up. I'm beaming, smiling ear to ear. Didn't do anything bad Friday night. Saturday, I like wake up. I have

breakfast. I have a Bloody Mary with my breakfast. I love those. I'm sitting in a country club. Looking around, I'm having eggs benedicts with pulled pork. It was just like couldn't have been better. And then Who made this? Did you order it? We were at, like, we were saying with my

friends' parents. Oh my God. Yeah. So it was at their house. At a country club? They live in like a golf course. So we would walk there And then Awesome And so we got

I mean it's like such good food And drinks and everything It's like good wholesome Activity for the morning Instead of like My previous festival experience Is like waking up on the ground Right

In a kitchen Right Climing up the fridge To get a bottle of water Laying on the ground Until I find a piece of bread To chew on Right

Right So anyways Much different experience I'm feeling awesome And then we had My friend's dad's 60th birthday That we went and stopped by And then Josh Richards was having what I thought was his birthday.

And we go to Josh Richards house and it was a good time, but I'm drinking this whole time. And then I had to go to the festival early that day to do a brand deal with Liquid IV, which might have saved my life. Liquid IV might have saved my life on Saturday. I'm drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking. Unfortunately, I had a period of about 30 to 45 minutes on Saturday evening where I blacked out. while still standing. I lost all my friends. This is at, based on my time of my only picture I took during the day, I think this is around

9.30, 10 during Carrie Underwood, which I didn't see an ounce of Perry Underwood. But then I got freaked out because my phone was dying and I was by myself. I went up. So I have a close friend. I ran into everybody that I ran into that I didn't come with during this 45-minute blackout period, which sucks. And one of those people was, yeah, one of those people was my friend. mom who I've known for several years and I introduced myself to her I said hi like who are you like what's your name I'm Connor and she was like Connor it's Kelly we've known each other for about four years now

that was hard that's a tough pill to swallow right I also got word that I was trying to get out of every exit saying that my wife was pregnant and she was headed to the hospital and I needed to get out of the emergency exit and onto a golf cart stat. Which seems on brilliant mine. I'm thinking about you slurring. My wife was pregnant. My wife is pregnant and I need to get on a golf cart now. I just really had blisters.

They wouldn't let me out of the festival. I'm like, please please. Her water just broke. Please do something. That's really funny, Connor. Thanks. Well, it didn't work. and I found myself on the side of the road by myself,

I come to, and I'm like, where am I? Like, what am I doing? And run into two guys who do go ahead and steal, they mug me. You're kidding. What? I say mug, because I can't think of a better word. They didn't rough me up or anything,

but I've been mugged before, and they did rough me up, and they stole my phone and wallet, whatever. Luckily, I lost my wallet at Coachella, so I didn't have to worry about getting mugged from my wallet. So I didn't have a wallet on me. my phone in my waistband because I was walking and I was holding a water bottle.

But I did have my very expensive cowboy hat that says fibs on the side that I just got. And they did take that hat. And that's it? They didn't take your phone? I didn't have anything else on my person. Did they just say hi, give that to us? It was like give

like give us your shit. And in my head I was like, would they said that to you? What if would you have thought about this being like, no thank you? I was by myself. My phone was on 4% and I was waiting on an Uber and my Uber was paid I ordered the Uber another block up so that I could like it would be there by the time I walk because I don't want to like sit in one spot because I was by myself so I was like I'm just going to walk as and we'll meet you know at a point and they took my hat and I got I mean I went home they didn't press you for anything I didn't have anything else yeah I had my phone in my waistband I was like I literally don't have anything which is so lucky yeah but I was wearing jorts and those they were pretty tight on my on my figure so they held the phone tight for me yeah yeah anyways that was it that's scary yeah yeah I got I mean I got home in one piece yeah it was a bummer the next day that I didn't have a cowboy hat

right but I had in Olivia Rodriguez go trucker that thank God I wonder how they knew like the cowboy hat was worth I think like it was the only thing on my person it looks expensive yeah so I mean I just don't I can't imagine these dudes one was in like a basketball jersey like what are you gonna wear a hat that's his fibs to stagecoach. You played them well. They don't realize it. I mean, again, I was blacked out for 45 minutes, and this is the one foggy thing that I have,

which makes me think that, like, that experience, like the adrenaline was like, like, brain, you have to come back for this. What was the one picture you had during that blackout period? It's just a video of me on the side of the road with all the buses going by that says, and it films the buses going by, and then it's me and I say, God damn it.

Hopefully we could put that. Oh, is that hat? There's the hat. Yeah. Aww. So surely you understand that it looks like an expensive hat. Well, if anyone sees that hat. Is that what the background's going to be for?

Call 911. Yeah, that's what it's going to be. Yeah. That's what it is right now. Anywho, so that's stage coach. I'm sorry that took so long to explain. That's okay. And then Corny and I went and saw we danced in our asses off.

We danced in Night Away. We saw God. Thomas Rhett Luke Combs we saw who was phenomenal I thought we were seeing Luke Bright the whole time so imagine my surprise when I saw Luke Combs All right, right. Same thing

And then we saw Diplo Oh yeah Who was really good Is he sing country? No He's He He was You know when like everyone started wearing

Cowboy hats and being like a cowboy Like he really leaned into that Oh I think you're right And so now he, like, remixes, like, a bunch of songs. But he brought out Orville Peck, which was cool. I don't, is, I thought that's a popcorn guy. That's Orville Redenbocker, which is easy to confuse. You know his name.

Yeah, you know his name. That's going to go ahead and be my favorite brand of popcorn. Huh. That is a good brand. Now, Orville Peck is the one who is, like, Sia vibes. Like, doesn't take his mask off. Right. Yeah.

Nice, bro. Thank you. Good job. Yeah. So he came out and performed, like, one or two songs. That's Orville Peck right here. He has like a mask that he literally. It's the scariest mask I've ever seen.

It's spooky. Yeah, no, but he is a force. I bet he loved when the pandemic started with that. Oh, surely. I think, yeah. That is, I've never seen like a country singer go the route of like scary. Does anyone know what he looks like? No, you can't find a picture of his face.

Does anyone know what's CEO? He's teasing it with those little tassels at the bottom, though. Wow, we really don't. You can kind of, I mean, you can't really piece it together on a, That one. Yeah. That's Diplo. Oh.

Anyways, no. So I couldn't find it. But he brought him out and there was a rumor via me that Morgan Wallen was going to come out. So I was like telling everybody that because I had heard it unless I dreamt it. I have no idea. But I knew that he was at the festival and I felt like it made sense for him to come out with Dipl and he didn't. And I told everyone with him. You get really vivid dreams and can't figure out what's real life.

Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But also I drink frequently. So, like, sometimes I can't tell if it's a dream or it happened. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know. I went on a date one time and I asked, I, okay, we want a date and then the next day, I did. Okay. Don't be shy, girl. Yeah. We went a date and he had mentioned a second date and then I lost my keys, so then I asked to spend the night. How convenient.

Yeah, yeah. Strategy. Which he did not want me to, but I was like, I'm so sorry. all my roommates are asleep like I can't get home um so the next day he like clearly did not want me there I don't see I'm the vape is coming back in no um okay he did not want me there at all so then but I and I know I didn't want to go on a second day with him but I always think you should give people two dates unless it's like terrible because you just don't know if they're having like a bad day I don't know if it's good advice um but so then on my way out it was like 7 30 and you couldn't have

wanted me there less and then I was like I was like you know that um second date and then he was like uh and then I was like you were saying that um you wanted to take so he worked for universal I was like you were wanted to take it sorry you were wanting to take me on a tour of universal and he said that we can go make cakes in the kitchen oh but you were dreaming and he was like what are you talking about I was like no no no no no you were saying for the second date you wanted to take me on a tour of Universal and then we can go bake cakes in the kitchen and that sounds really fun to me and I would love to do that and he was like we didn't talk about cakes one time and I was like I'm so sorry I have really vivid dreams I think I might have dream this whole thing up

and then I like turned around and sprinted and then he was like um the exit of the apartment is going to be the other way and then and my little cowboy boot sprinted the other way and um we never talked Wow. And he probably is telling everyone this girl's on crack and she's making things up. I don't know. And I try to reverse the rules and I don't know. I don't know what I would think. Those dreams have gotten you in trouble a few times.

Yeah, I have reacted on my dreams in real life. Right. Because I genuinely will be like, I've apologized to friends for things. I've been like, I'm so sorry I screamed at you about that. And they're like, you, what? Yeah. And I didn't do it. Are you taking melatonin or anything?

I don't take anything. And I can't take anything because my dreams are already so vivid that if I take a melatonin and I have a bad dream. Oh, God. You probably have a seizure. Well, I will just like, I don't know what happens. Scary. It's like so scary that I will not sleep for like four days after because I'm so scared

of falling asleep again and it happening. Yeah, I actually had narcolepsy when I was little because I was so scared of sleeping because my dreams are so vivid. and I was just so scared of what would happen when I went. Whoa. That's like Freddie Krueger. I wonder if that's worth like a sleep study or something. I would go with you to a sleep study because I can't ever come my eyes open.

Oh. Yeah, two different problems, but same, cut from the same law. We need the same help. Yeah, we could bunk. Well, if anyone else is having these nightmare issues, I had them for the long time. I slept in my parents' room until I was 14 because. Me too. Did you really?

Not 14, but like wait. I slept on a floor. in a sleeping bag for like really long. And then my parents started dragging me out like inch by inch. Well, basically what happened was one time I threw up in my room when I was little. And I was like, you understand I cannot go back in there ever again. Because if I go back into a room where I threw up once, I will throw up again. Wow.

Yeah. So I never went back in my room. And so I slept in my parents' room on the floor. And then a therapist told them to move it inch by inch every single day until it was in the hallway. And then I slept in the hallway for a few years on the floor. floor. Like I get it. It makes so much sense. Yeah, it really does. My parents were so fed up with me sleeping in their room that I wasn't allowed to. So I would wait until they fell asleep. So I'd wait until like one or two. And then I would go and I would sleep under their bed.

And then when my dad would wake up, I would like watch his feet. And then once he went into the bathroom, I would like make my heart break and like crawl up from under their bed. And they had no idea. I was just thinking that. It never happened. I guess I don't. That would. That would ruin your life. That would. Talk about vivid dreams. Oh my God. What if they started having sex like in the middle of the night?

Yeah, exactly. I don't think my parents are hot and heavy like that. Uh-huh. Or morning? Oh, my God. I would be under the bed. I thought my parents had my sister when I was,

or my mom was pregnant with my sister when I was seven. And my understanding was that you had to have sex every night that you were pregnant. Whoa. To keep the baby alive. So I did not go near. Do you not? Not, I don't, not particularly.

You can certainly not sex. You can, but you don't, it's not a requirement. I've heard it's good towards the end of the pregnancy. Yeah, to kind of get the baby out. Yeah. But I did not go near my parents' room for that whole eight, nine months. You were looking at your parents, because I thought they were fucking every single night to keep my sister alive. There's been, yeah, wow.

Which was, I'm not going to comment on it. Yeah. How did you think that babies were made? I knew. You knew? Well, yeah, well, I had the talk. Oh. Very early.

on because I was so obsessed with that information. And so my mom got a book and sat me down and went through the whole shebang with me. So I knew that you had to have sex, but I thought it was every night. I feel like you were just such a smart and curious kid.

I bet they had to tell you just like anything you mess. They just had to tell you the truth because you would have figured it out. Well, I was I had a lot of issues. Yeah. Yeah. You could say smart. Smart and curious. In therapy three times a week. Yeah, same thing.

It's there for good. It's so good to get started early. Yeah, seriously. Since we have average fashion blogger here, and last night was a mat gala, I'd really like to just talk about some of the fashion at the mat gala. I'd like to.

We have so many experts on scene today. And I don't know what we're going to talk about, to be honest. I don't really know what the mecgala is. Do we know what the met gala? Do they just walk around? I think it's more of a fashion as art. Is it an installation? Is it?

Is it? It's more of like a gala. The Mek gala or MEP ball formerly called the Costume Institute gala or the costume institute benefit is an annual. So what do you do inside? Like are they drinking? I think it's a dinner like the way I think of it is like different tables. You're eating.

Maybe some people come out on stage to talk. It's, it's, right? The whole time I thought Anna Wintour was Lisa Kudrow. Whole time. Okay, well, whatever. It's a passion benefit. Right. It's a benefit.

Yeah. I'd like to get like the ring footage of what happens inside of this benefit because there's nobody performing. Right. They just talk. They're just like. Do they have speakers? There's a bathroom. Probably corn.

That's what I'm thinking. It's just like speakers come out on stage while everyone's at tables. I've never been to a benefit. No. Me neither. I'd feel like I'd really do well at a benefit. Mm-hmm. Why?

No reason. It just feels like something that I would do well at. Okay. Mm-hmm. Anyway, so... So I guess, like, basically the whole, like, premise here is you kind of, like, come in. You got a dress for the theme. The theme issue was, what, Gilded Age?

Yeah, to Glit Age to something glamour? Or something... Gilded Age of American... American Horror Story? No. No. It was... Gilded

It was, I don't know. When are they gonna do? It was Gilded Age. I know for a fact. I read it 100 times on Twitter. And Gilded Age was, I'm pretty sure Gilded Age

means, Bridgeton. Yeah. And with that premise, with that framework of thought, I'm genuinely so lost at what people wore. Well, here's the thing.

That's a fun theme to get full glam on. Yeah. Nobody did, not a single person, did it. I'm pretty sure. No one that I saw. I was pretty much inundated with pictures from the Met Gala and Blake lively, I, uh, tier one. Really? Oh my God. Congress, congrats on that. Sorry. I just realized. I realized. When I saw her at the scene, I was like, tier one. Tier one. Sometimes you can you know when you go. Wait, is she married to Ryan Reynolds? He gives me the heck. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds and it could be because of it's a tier one with Blake lively.

Oh, really, Connor, that'll happen. What a break in your case we've had today. Wow, when you feel that strongly about someone? I mean, Lake Lively when she was in like Savages, the movie, which is that movie about drug dealers, great movie, very, very sexy, very steamy. Add it to my list. Very, very. It's crazy. I think she's, ah, I won't go into details.

I suggest you watch it. Kylie Jenner. Well, here's the thing. I understand that people are trying to make a statement with their outfits, and that's the thing. I don't really understand. I'm getting 2015, Kyle. Why do you have to? Why does your statement, why can't you look good and make a statement, I guess is what I'm trying to.

Blake lively. Right. I'm looking at Kylie Jenner right now. And I love, you know, I love the Kardashians, but I'm just like, sure. In theory, let's say I understood what you were trying to say. I don't. But let's say I did. And you make a statement with that.

Great. Not sure what it is. I believe that you're making one. I believe that she's making one. It's baseball game at six. Right. David's bridle at four. Why?

Why? I guess my question is why. I think if you, and I'm sorry, if you say you like that, you're lying to yourself and others. I agree. Can you zoom in? More, yeah. Like, I'm just, I just like, there's this thing I have that I've been noticing recently where like, Oh, you guys have the same hat.

Rich people. Me and Kylie are twinning. She set the trends. It was an, it was off white and she like worked with Virgil a lot. So it was like, I think it was a tribute to American something or something. This outfit makes no sense for her. Yeah, I don't get it. It doesn't make sense, but then for her specifically.

It just doesn't look good at the end of the day. I just love when rich people have bad taste. It, like, is pretty inspiring to me. That's, uh, and then I, I don't even know if I'm going to have anything to say about it. I don't, I just don't really think anyone looked that great. And I just don't know why. Nikki Minaj. Why are they all wearing snapback?

Looks like she's taking out the trash. I, I, I don't know. It looks like she's holding two giant bags of trash. And I feel like I'm missing something. Jared Leto. It's not Jared Leto. I guess. Who is that?

There's this guy that went. It looks like Harry Hill said it best on Twitter. This is the beta fish competing for your attention at Petco, so you'll pick it. Yeah, that's right. How was that on the theme? Is that Jared Lett? How many Jared Lettos went? Oh, Dakota Johnson is.

Yeah, Dakota. What? What? What? What about her? What were you going to say? What were you going to say? What were you?

gonna say? Go ahead. I was gonna say she can never do wrong. Okay, yeah. Is that what you were gonna say? Oh, okay. Yeah, she is explicit. Now what the fuck? Is it Jared Letto themed? Is that? They're matching. They're wearing the same thing. One of us is gonna have to change. Are one of those confirmed Jared Leto at all? Yeah, on the left. Okay.

Yeah, I just don't, I don't get it. I don't get it. It looks like a free people wallpaper. I don't get it, and I don't know if I'm stupid or ahead of my time. I think it's a very fine line between, Between things. Oh, thanks, Gordon. Horrible. Courtney and Travis. Horrible.

I'm sorry. I don't get it. Can you zoom in on the bottoms? We have, now we have, this is a mostly visual segment, obviously, for people listening on audio only. Now we're looking at Courtney and Travis. I mean, these are some of the most beautiful people in the world, with all the money in the world, with all the access and resources.

Why are you doing this to yourself and others? You know? Maybe it's funny. Maybe it's funny. like a big elaborate prank. I just it's, I'm stupid. Can I say something that's like pretty negative? Please, by all means. About just like in general.

I'm sorry, so sorry to everyone. I think Travis looks good. I think Travis looks pretty good too. Um, I agree. I, uh, just feel like all events recently have been so cringy and hard to look at and like so try hard. And it's all these celebrities being like, look at, we're here. Look at we're back. And it's like, I don't really

give a shit. All we've lost We've lost the plot. We've lost the plot. I honestly still don't know what the Mechala is or what it was, but even just like with the Oscars, the Oscars used to be about the movies. Correct me if I'm wrong. It used to be about the art and the films and now it's about everything but. I feel like I'm getting a concussion, but just standing here. All right. Now, here's something that I have a lot of interest in. A lot of vetted interest. Elon Musk is at the Mechala. And I've been saying his name wrong this whole time. Yeah. We learned. She kept, bro kept calling Elon. Musk, Alon. I thought it was like an Alana. Like he's a Disney print. Alana. Elon Musk's mom is hot. I can't tell if she is old

or dead. But she, I think he dressed really well for the theme. It was easy for the guys because guys just have to look like one of the guys from Bridgetton. Who is Elon looking like to me right now? A wax statue. That's melting in the hot summer sun.

I don't think. I don't want this to be taken out of context. I don't think he's hot, but he looks like someone that's hot, if that makes sense. He looks like someone with the right person. He kind of looks like squint your eyes for me. Maybe just take your glasses off. He kind of looks like Adam Devine. He's looking like someone that's hot, even though he's not hot.

He looks like someone that if he has the right person on. I can't figure it out. It's something I've been watching recently. Hold on, give me. Talk about something else. Okay, keep talking. And it's just interesting that this man who has probably a high percentage of the American population's net worth at his, you know, back in call. Like, he has so much else going on just at the party.

I just, like, I can't, I probably wouldn't make it to a function tonight because we have a podcast this morning. Right. You're busy. He just bought, like, a $44 billion company. Right. I'm just going to take the night and take my mom to the mat for this event, this benefit. Do you think he brought his mom as a PR stunt to like... She's a model.

Is she a model because he is who he is or that was a completely independent venture? Is Elon a nepotism baby? Elon is part of... Or is the mom a nepotism. Mom. Nepotism, how do you say nepotism backwards? Also, Elon Musk is part of the Mandela effect. Oh, wait, tell us about that.

Yeah. Mandela? Do you know about the Mandela effect? Mandela. Nelson Mandela? I think you would love the Mandela Effect. Oh, I do know what this is. Yeah, so it started because Nelson Mandela, people thought he died and then in jail, I think.

And then people were like, no, no, no, he's alive. He's alive and he did this speech. And then it was just a weird thing because people remembered it half and half. And I went on a deep dive of the Mandela effect during the pandemic. And this guy who, like, his whole life has been all about space and transportation and everything like that. And then one day he was in grad school. And then the professor was like, Eric, guys today we're going to be talking or the next week we're going to start talking about someone

that like I'm sure everyone is blah blah blah and then he was like Elon Musk and then everyone was like ah roaring and then he was like who the fuck is this guy I've never heard of this man and so he and he's just this man who like his whole life has been space he's extremely smart like rep you to I don't know about reputable like was in school though his whole life his credibility in the space yes and then he like went online and he was like who was Elon Musk? Like, there's literally no way I would have never heard about this man. So then he went on Reddit and like opened up about his experience of not knowing who he was.

And then a bunch of people started saying, I am in the exact same boat. I like this is, I've always been in space. I've always been in, I don't know, electronics and things like that. And I truly have never heard of this guy until like very recent. So some people believe that he's part of the Mandela Effect. Well, interesting. The Mandela Effect also has. to like living in different planes of existence.

Like there's other planes of reality that are like in the future in the past and sometimes you can cross through a threshold and end up in a different... That happened to me. I'm in a different threshold. I swear to God I'm in a different threshold than I'm supposed to be. What do you mean?

There was this one time before... I can't wait to see how this somehow relates back to Matthew Gray Goobler. It doesn't. Before I download a TikTok, Like you have to understand my whole life Like that was never like Shy anxious like there was really never a moment in time

That anyone was like this girl's gonna be on the internet This is the sweetest thing And there was one time I was driving home On the on the highway in Philly And I like almost gotten a really bad car accident Because I wasn't looking And I was like I died in another life In that moment

And this is a new And I think in one life I'm dead And it was that moment in the car accident And then like a week later I downloaded You're a TikTok star. In one life I fully died in that car accident and in another plane, which I got thrown into via car accident that I'm not supposed to be in. I have a TikTok.

I'm dead. I love this universe that you're in. I'm so happy. I'm so happy I was launched here. I wouldn't. Yeah. Not supposed to be here. Thank for having me.

Welcome. We have a new guest today. I actually have a really good question. Brooke Mosque. because I started social media like in 2016, 2017, so mine was like Nobody asked. I know.

But okay, so and y'all's was like such a quick turnaround. Like y'all literally went from like, right out of nowhere. How was that? What were we talking about right before this? Should I like stay on something? No, no, we don't believe in staying on that. No, no, no.

We were talking about the Met Gala looks with you with your average fashion blogger. Yeah, I dropped the fashion bit years ago. Okay, she dropped the fashion bit. I'm not, I'm, it's the name. I guess I'll go fuck myself. Thank you. Okay, we're pivoting.

And you said, it did happen really quickly. And you had been in the space for so long. I remember, like, going on a hike with you one time. And I was like, hey, I am like. This was pre. Was this beginning? This was during the pandemic. And you just started getting a falling, right?

And you were like, I had like a hundred. And I was like, I need advice. And I remember you being like, listen, it's going to get harder before it gets better. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. But now I don't know what you're talking about. But now I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it gets really scary. I think that it just happened so quickly because TikTok is just like that.

That's how TikTok worked. But how do you handle it? Like, I really like. I didn't. Yeah, it's hard. I got a therapist for the first time. Okay. Yeah, I was really like, like, freaked.

Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think I processed it ever. I think you did a really great job. Thanks. You know what's funny is like you said it happened quickly for us. There's people since we've been, like, in the past year that have now started and have surpassed and are going like mega A-list or like right now as we speak. Yeah.

Which is crazy. TikTok change the world. Well, does anyone want to talk about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard or not really? No. I'll say something on that really quick. Speaking of being ahead of my time. I don't. I scroll past it.

to be honest, all the trial stuff on TikTok, because when I'm on TikTok, I'm looking for, like, a brainless meal. And, like, Emily Mariko, I'm not looking for, like, you know, the heavier stuff. But I knew, I don't know Amber heard from anything, but I knew she looked familiar and I knew that I hated her. So I'm like, why do I have such a violent hate for this woman? Turns out, she's in season one, episode 18 of criminal minds. And I hate that episode because Matthew, Gray Goebbler, Dr. Spencer Reed makes out with a woman in the pool.

And it's her. It's Amber Hurd. And that's the only reason I think she looks familiar. There they are in the pool. And see, it makes me sick to my stomach. Connor, like you hate Ryan Reynolds. Because to see someone you love. I don't want to say I hate Ryan Reynolds.

Okay, he gives you the heck to see someone that you love with someone else. Sickening. I always skip that episode because of her because I hate her. So I'd just like to say I was ahead of the time with hating Amber Hurd because of what she did on season one, episode 18. of criminal minds in 2005. That's awesome. That's so crazy.

But, uh, barf. Um, that's my take on the Amber Hurd Johnny Debtrow. I can't believe you can do facial recognition like that. Because it's also got to be years since. I didn't really. I just knew she looked familiar and then looked up her IMDB and saw. Oh.

And I knew that it's season one episode 18 because I skipped it. I thought you racked your brain until you were like, where is it? And then you found it. Um, chewing these gushers in the mic. Well, is it catching your attention? No, not at all. Do you guys like ASMR? What?

Do you guys like ASMR? I do. I'm like hit or miss. I'm like freaking, I'm discovering all these new things that are like so irritating to me. Like last night when I was watching Seth Rogen, like, I, there's people on the stage, but like, right in my line of vision was the dude with the biggest roundest, most perfectly sized blockage head for me to not see Seth Rogen or Nick. Nick Kroll. It's amazing. that happened every time.

I had to hold myself back from smacking the shit. I was going to be like, be a good person. You know, it's not his fault. He has a big stupid head. Yeah. It's just like, you're like, and that looks exactly. I was seething with anger and it was not his fault. It was a me thing.

No, it's not a you thing. He was sitting like a perfectly good boy. It's not his fault, but it's. He could have done what I'm doing. It's right. Yeah, exactly. But I'm just, well, like, I wouldn't expect him to slouch so that I could see. But I wanted to hit him in the back of the head with.

like a hammer. I always envy the people that are sitting behind me because I'm like, you don't know how good you have it. Yeah. That I'm barely five foot. How lucky are you my Venmo is. I have a couple quick things I just want to say so that people know that we're aware that they happened. One at Netflix is a joke last night. Dave Chappelle was tackled on stage. Yes. I don't know why. Wait, what? He was. Dave Chappelle got tackled on stage. Someone stormed the stage. I thought you're going somewhere completely different with this. Nope. Someone stormed the stage. tackled Dave Chappelle. Apparently, I like, don't know this for, I don't, I don't, I, were you there? No, because he was at Hollywood Bowl, which is a huge, huge arena here in L.A. I don't even know how you go to see someone at Hollywood Bowl. There's really no point. Just watch it on Netflix. But he was tackled on stage.

We have the visual pulled up if you're watching. Dave Chappelle tackled on stage. I don't know any information on this, so I can't speak to it. But apparently, he had a fake gun, right? Apparently he had a fake gun. The guy that attacked him, huh? The images are very graphic, so he got pulled backstage and we don't see what happened. But he got the shit rocked out of him.

Like, Dave's security team beat the fuck out of this. Yeah. Broke his arms. Holy shit. Like Tanya Hardinged his legs, probably. And guess who comes out? Dave. None other than Chris Rock.

And he says, grabs his mind and goes, was that Will Smith? You're kidding. No! And we have been waiting. We have been waiting so patiently for Chris Rock to make Will Smith. joke. Oh, wow. This wasn't at the one that you were. That was a layup. That was a layup. So easy. Wow. Okay, hoping that Dave is okay. I mean, the fact that Chris and Dave can get their shit rocked on stage and then keep going, like I'd be needing immediate therapy to process,

like bring my therapist on stage. You know, I don't know. I'd be good to keep going. Oh, I would deal with it after. No, I can't. And then to get all this, I mean, like, wow, what a show. The guy got, I mean, his elbow was inverted. And this wasn't the one that you were at. No, no, no, no. I was at like a very chill calm when Harry Met Sally moment. And then something else happened, and I'm not remembering it now. Corny, you couldn't make it to any Netflix as a joke.

Oh, yeah. You couldn't, last night. I was busy breaking up with my boyfriend last night. Right, you were obligated. Yeah, I was busy. Was it as funny, do you think, as Seth Rogan and Nick Kroll or John Mullaney? Um, or not at all.

I mean, did laugh sometimes. Oh, good. Yeah, there are a few jokes in there. I do remember really going into a deep, because I had been friends with this guy for like a year prior to.

So, you know, I was like really trying to explain fully, um, where I think things might have like mess, not messed up, but just where it was like, gone astray.

Mm-hmm. Just where I was starting to question things. Um, and I ended. And then I was like, I've, in my head, I was like,

I've never done better to explain. anything in my life. And then what song was playing? It was like... Oh, you're never going to be to listen to it again. No, because then he started... Was this in person? He starts drumming my leg and starts singing the song.

And I was like... Oh, gee. Wow, like mid-breakup? Mid-breakup. And also, I mean, like, right after I finish, yeah. And then starts singing a song. Maybe that was his way of coping. It was, yeah.

Yeah, we broke up. I'm single. Damn, I really want to figure out that song. Oh, speaking of a single. you on dating apps here and like how it has been how has been how has been how has it been with uh like people know your face good point like it's it's hard going on i've talked about this before like when i'm making it about me really quick when i worked at bumble i had a bumble profile because we had to right and people saw my workplace was bumble and so all of the like all the girls i was matching

was like can you get me an internship and i'm like no And then, you know, I stopped working there and then I was here and then you get on the internet and then now it's like... Your has got to be tough. 50 plus matches and now I'm like, I can't even use this. Right. Because it's just about my, it's just about like my personality. What about my face? Yeah, I feel that way too.

What about my upper body? Yeah. Even when we go... Every time we go out together, I get so mad for you. It's fine because that's why I drink so much. Right. Because the ladies love. The ladies love when I can't see straight and I'm looking and my eyes are crying.

and I'm just looking right through them. Right. It really, really played, votes well. So how has it been like on dating apps? Yeah. Well, I think my situation's a little bit different. I think guys do follow me, but it's mostly female. Okay.

The girls and the gays. So I run into that less. I think yours is like probably. One time a guy messaged me on Hinge and was like, hey, I've seen your grubhub ad a lot. You're funny. Is there any way for me to mute that specific ad? By chance.

Immediate block. Holy shit. That's funny. Love Grubhub. Oh my God. Love you, Grub. I have something about Grubhub. Okay.

No, I'm going to make a TikTok about this. I'm going to keep it to myself. Okay. Yeah, dating apps. Sorry. How is dating in L.A. for you? I don't know I'd never dated until seven months ago and I should not have started dating seven months ago because I had just lost a shit ton of weight and so I was like finding my new identity and I there was so much I was going through so then when I got myself into a little relationship I didn't even know who I was anymore and so that ended sad and then I don't know dating. Well, you're learning.

I'm like so much. And starting to date at 25 is a lot. Do you? You can ask anything. I thought you were scared. No, no. I mean, do you think like starting to date at 25, like, because you hadn't before? Just like asking for a friend at all?

Do you like, what was the question? I don't know. We both just start crying. Right. Well, I mean, when I was talking to the guy last night, he carried some issues from previous relationships into this one. Right. That's a pro of not dating.

That's what I was going to say. We don't have any past issues. Yeah. Yeah. And now I think we probably have really good reads on people and we are quick to be like, so that's a plus. As I actually feel like I've had really, really only great experiences with people. That's awesome.

I might have a date tonight, but I'm not sure. I don't think it is. But I'm bringing a boy to knitting club. Okay. He wants to go on a date of book, but she's, He is taking him to an adenading club because... Well, I don't... You know, I know people, by the way.

This is, like, nothing against you. Sure. You're in a very specifically weird situation, but I have friends who only invite... Like, it's a girl, one specific girl, I won't name. But she only specifically invites dudes from apps out with her friends. Oh, I would never do a love thing. To meet her while she's out with her friends.

Does she think that's, like, the best version of herself? Because she can, if it's weird, toss the individual off onto us. Yeah, exactly. That's... my plan. And there was one night when someone came over to one of our friends' houses. And I was there, correct? I can't remember but it was his birthday. Wait, the boy, the guy that came

over, and he came over at 10 p.m. and it was his birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was not interested in him. And I was like, I was like, you need just like, go, go, go. I celebrate your birthday with your friends. And like, he was like, I mean, okay. I was like, gonna be on a, I was like, no, you need to, I'm so sorry to say, but you got it, you have to go. You do need to go.

Yeah, I remember that. I won't be, like, I won't be going to sleep and closing my eyes, knowing that it's your birthday and you're spending it here with a bunch of strangers. Right. It's not going to sit well with me. Right, right. Anyways, I'm wishing you the best on your date tonight. Thanks.

I don't think it's a date. Well, time will tell. I guess next week. Yeah. Yeah. That's really exciting. I got to come in knitting club tonight. Yeah, you do.

630. Be there. Be swear. I really, really badly want to read this email that we got. Okay, yeah, please. I think that you guys will have a lot to say about it. We have one email. I know we're kind of going over right now, but we got this email from Maxine. She says, hi guys, your podcast is so great. My name is Maxine, and this is my embarrassing story. Stay with it. It gets bad. Okay, so one day towards the end of sixth grade, I was walking home and walked down a street parallel to the train tracks in my town. There was an underpass to the right of me that goes towards the center of town, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and a white van drove towards me. What? if I pretended that the van stopped and tried to kidnap me. So I go into town, saw my best friends and told him that a white van had stopped, and the driver asked if I wanted candy. Right after I told my friends, they freaked down and told me to call my parents.

Going along with the law and seeing no issue, I called my dad, who was in New York City for his work. For reference, I live in New Jersey. 30-minute train ride from the city. He immediately went to take a train home and called the cops in town to speak with them. I walked up to the police and started giving them my name, telling them my story. They took down my name and told me I should come. to the station for questioning when my dad got home. I walked home, waited for my dad, and when we went to the chief's office when he got home. I went alone in a room with a detective, and he asked

me a ton of questions about what the guy looked like, and I made up an entire fake description of both the car and the man. They thank me, and I bring me out the room, and they bring my dad in. My dad talks to them, and then comes out, takes me to the car. Once we're in the living room, he asks me, Maxine, is there anything you want to tell me? But I asked me this question, I immediately burst into tears in between incest and apologies. My dad tells you that the police chief and detective had told him that there was security footage all over town that recorded me walking down the street with the white van driving by but never stopping and keeping going. I ended up having to go to the station and apologize to everyone. I was grounded. I guess I was just extremely desperate for attention and did that shit for no reason. It was extremely embarrassing in the moment and I wouldn't do it again but I'm grateful to have such a horrific story to tell people. I see so much of myself in this story. It's scary. My brain goes to when I called 911 on my mom.

Immediately. That's where I'm going. Remind me what happened? Sure. It was same time, sixth grade. And I had walked into the kitchen and my mom was in like a horrible, horrible mood. And I was like, okay, what's for dinner? Chicken's for dinner, whatever.

I'm a meat. No, I'm not having chicken. I don't want chicken. I'll make pasta. I don't know how to boil water. I don't know that you have to boil water to make pasta. She was, no, we're having chicken. Like the kind of scary calm that you're like, you know.

like she's about to fucking crack. And I was like feeling, again, really oppositional. And I was like, no, I'm going to make myself pasta. And I reached to like get a box and she grabbed my arm and was like, we are having chicken. And then she like grabbed my arm really hard to the point where like she had real long nails. And there was one small claw mark in my arm. And I immediately was like, you are you are going to regret what you've just done. walked right upstairs called 911.

And then they answered and I was like, oh, fuck, like shit. And then I was just like, oh, my mom. And then hung up. Locked myself in my room, sirens. Oh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And then shockingly, like, my dad worked in New York at the time and he was just

getting home when the cops got there. And they didn't even call me down for questioning. Like, I didn't come out of my room that whole night. What if you were locked? I know. I don't, they should have maybe checked in with me. but my mom was just like my daughter is foul. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My daughter is going through. But yeah, and then I got in trouble the next day for sure. Wow. Yeah. I can't fully relate. Sure. I don't think I. What do you think about this?

That's the scariest story. I would do it. I would have done that in one second. Yeah. Well, I will be honest, the first half of that I was thinking, in my head, I was like, I hope I didn't make the person. I was in my own head panicking about something I just said on here. So I wasn't listening, but then, so he did that in six, this person did.

Maxine did that in sixth grade? Right. Okay, so I thought this was like a recent thing and they were just now conf- No, they would need to be admitted. That's what I was thinking. So now that I'm finding out that this was a sixth grade thing. I think in six grade, you do a lot of stuff like that just because like, you, and you don't know why and then you get in too deep.

And there are times where it's like, if you convince yourself once that like, oh, this happened, you fully, fully believe in your heart. Like, I'm sure Maxine, at a point, started truly believing. He was getting... That was what happened. I have faked a broken arm. I wanted to break my arm so bad. We talked about that.

Yeah. Every episode, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I fell off a ladder and did nothing to it. But I walked around limping for a really long time. Lumping from your broken arm. Right. And then my dad was like, she won't shut the fuck up. So they finally took me to go get an MRI, which is a lot of money.

Yeah. We got an MRI and it took two weeks for that. the results to come back in so I got to wear a cast for those two weeks. Wow. And then when it came back, they were like, there's nothing wrong. Um, and, but they didn't tell me that yet. And so they were taking a saw, they're like, we're going to replace your cast. They knew I was lying the whole time. They were like, we're going to replace your cast. And so then they took this like shaky saw thing to my arm. And when they were going down it, I was like laughing because it tickled. And they were like, we just want you to know if there was something wrong with your arm. You would have been in a lot

of pain right now. And then I knew. Oh, God. I was busted. Even if they gave you a cast without having a broken bone. I think they knew they just needed to get me to shut up. Wow. But I didn't need the cast at all. And so, and like, you know how, like, if your arm is in something for a long enough time, like, it shrinks up? When I was alone in my room, I had a full elbow cast, which was the best thing because everyone, like, I couldn't use, I couldn't write in school.

So I got to use the computers. Oh, that was the best. Yeah, I was, like, really living it up. And when I was in my room alone, I would, like, rip my arm out of the cast and swing it around and I put it back in. Damn. I used to get so bummed because. I would, I never broke in a bone, but I would dislocate my elbow a lot,

which was so painful. But the thing that sucks is you don't need to cast, they just pop it back in. Even straining. No, don't pop it back in. Leave it. Please. Yes, this way. Yeah. Even spraining, I would get pissed at because I'd be like, no, come. Get me more. Like, just a little

more. I want the hard cast. I sprained my knee one time, and so they would wrap it. And I would make everyone at school sign it a single day. I love going to the trainer, like the athletic trainer, during sports and being like, I need a wrap so bad. I need a deep massage.

Yeah. Well, we kind of wrap. I really quickly want to plug something. How long did we talk? Feel free to plug. We're 80 minutes in. So I am advising for a company called Sunroom. It's an app on the app store.

You can check it out. Sunroom. They are hiring. So you are a consultant. Yeah, I am a consultant. You are lying. No, I'm not fully lying. But they're hiring.

This would be ideally, I mean, they want to bring on a TikTok expert, ideally like a college student. I say expert. you'd be creative director basically on this entry level role. They want you in the office. The office is in Venice Beach. It's really cool.

Is this an ad or is this you just be sweet? No, this is the company that I advised for. I would love to like be a part of the hiring process here. Do you advise for? What does that mean? Consult for. He's truly a call. We'll offline about it but

it is I mean it's Are you getting paid for this? I mean, oh let's let's offline. This is not an ad at all. My friends are at the company. It's founded by someone from Hinge and Bumble, and it's a really cool app, and they're looking for someone to basically man the TikTok account.

I'll do it. Yeah, it's so cool. Why don't you just do it? They're looking ideally. They can stop running your mouth to buy. Seriously. It's an entry-level role. It's really cool.

If you are someone you're interested, or if you or someone you know is interested, send it to them. Send a little tidbit, your resume, and maybe some TikTok examples to careers at sunroom. dot s o thank you everybody we are so hopeful that you get the job made the best man or woman win Connor can't wait to see who it is whew

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