Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Brooke Goes Computer Wife Mode

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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I know what you are. Say it. A vampire. Well, yes, you guys might notice I'm looking rather pretty today. Yeah. I'm back in the gym. You are working on your fitness. I'm your witness.

Yep, you are my witness and a god. Yeah, so exciting things happening, looking extremely buff. What are these? flax biceps, triceps in the in the

bicep region especially so you might notice I'm a little bit more flexible in the legs

too. Have you been stuffing your bralet? Have you been stuffing your

I've been stuffing my panties a little I was going to say my oh my congratulations

to audio listeners only who have no idea I would encourage Like if any day you were to tune it to YouTube, today would be your day. Well, I'm just going computer wife mode basically.

Yes. Yeah, you are. You really are. And while we're there, I had to look up because I remember the episode of SpongeBob where we figured out Karen was an acronym for something and actually pulled it up. Oh, really? Yeah, so we have computer. Automated. Something automated.

Yep. Yep. Karen was not the acronym So I was wrong The acronym is Wired Integrated Female Electrointz Phallograph

I don't know the last word That's what they called me in college I It's crazy The lore of these people on Reddit That This answer is this long Like I mean it's so long

I'm gonna just read a portion of it And then I want to read I want to read how he How this man wrapped it up. This is clearly an adult man that's answering. The question was on Cora, actually. What kind of AI is Plankton's wife

computer on SpongeBob? And he starts slowly. This is my whole screen font size like six, by the way. It was answered in one of the episodes, she is a wife. Wired, integrated female electrolyte, electrolans, graph. She was based off of Karen 2.0

parentheses. We know more about Karen 2.0 than actual Karen, L.O.L. So we know that she runs off a battery like a remote, though she can be plugged in like a phone. We even learn that Karen has a motherboard, so she isn't a software, parentheses. So you can argue that, but she's empowered by a motherboard. I would say her AI is like a computer toy called Anki-Kizomo, parentheses again, inside the other pregnancy, a toy that interacts with the environment and learns and develops its own personality.

She acts like a Google Assistant. She can change into different programs, most notably in single-cell anniversary, where she shuts down and the EMILP emergency mother-in-law program uploads and starts nagging at plankton. She also changed programs during Karen 2.0, which was called jealousy scheduler. The AI she is in is classic Karen known in Karen 2.0 episode. I know this question is kind of childish as it is a cartoon, period. Did any of that happen on the screen or just in the young man's mind? I think he's just very attentive to detail.

I've been on Reddit a lot recently. Oh, I thought we quit. I thought we quit. No, no, no. Just in like different types of communities like I've been on medication. Reddit a lot. That's not good. No, horrible, horrible.

And I'm obviously convinced right now that I'm in the middle of a heart attack because of things that I've read on Reddit. And book Reddit. Yeah, of course. A lot of different subsessions. But I will say it's never good. Like regardless, even if you think you're going to. going into like an earnest like community or one based on your hobbies like it's never going to be

a good place no matter what unfortunately it never will be at least yourself aware but it's for whatever reason it's like you keep crawling back i can't relate to that at all once i deleted reddit i never looked back i deleted the um app and i just i'm now i'm drawn to the browser um you know it was really helpful for me. I didn't see this last week. When I went to that wedding that I was at, oh, wait, we recorded twice this week just for context if I start getting confused. So over the weekend when I was at that wedding, when does this come out? So sorry. Next Wednesday. Next Thursday. When I was at that wedding, it was my friends getting married are both doctors and all of their friends that came, their new friends are all doctors as well. If you think I didn't have all of

their wedding guests hands in my mouth, touching the smaller. of my back. Is this a lump? Nope. That's not a lump. That's your spine. That's your spine. They put their finger in my mouth. I'm like, they're like, that's just like part of your jaw. Like, that's not a tumor. I left that with zero medical. They go, you are healthy. You are fine. I left with zero medical anxiety, zero health anxiety. Wow. And I was just able to have them touch my body. Throw me on the floor. Tuzzle me around. Play with me some more. I need a psychiatrist. Oh, okay.

They couldn't touch my brain. Yeah. I need that desperately because I don't, never mind. I'll not chit-talk one of my doctors publicly. Oh, you got to hold that information close to your chest. Yeah, just in case. Yeah. Maybe you could try hypnotherapy.

I don't think so, but thank you for the suggestion. I think that why not? okay it's worth a shot do you have any hypnotherapist no but I'd go with you if you want to if I'll go do it too with you okay

for can Connor get hypnotized that's scary to me because okay I'm not gonna knock hip hip hypnot what is it what is like a person hypnosis I'm not gonna knock it but you talked about it

before on an earlier podcast where like everyone in high school went to the circus or the fair or whatever and there is a hypnote what is a person who does it hypnotist hypnotist they did that on the stage and it's like dance around like a monkey like when i wake you up and they did it and some people came forward and said i was faking it it was just for fun a hundred percent there are so many fakers and i know i'm my mental shields are impenetrable really they would not be able to get oh you would have ruined it you would have ruined a full generation of people in that I know because you know in those kinds of situations like I can't really lie

I would be yeah you would be doing the whole thing you would be and that's why I've never like volunteered like any time there's been a hypnotist I haven't volunteered because it's like I can't give you what you want due to my impendable mental shields and my inability to lie to you meanwhile I'd be like Austin Butler I can't shake the monkey accent three years later right right I just sorry sorry I was hypnotized when I was 16 it comes back. There's this thing on criminal minds called, I think

it's like a cognitive interview or something and they have, this person is a victim and they have the victim lay down and close their eyes and they're like, think exactly where you were, like, what were you smelling? And they put them back in the spot and all of a sudden the victim that's been repressing

all this information for months, all of a sudden, like that, snap of the fingers is able to recall all the information. I think that's PTSD, right? I'm just like, I don't, that's something that wouldn't work on me. Oh. Is the cognitive interview.

But they're real. Like, that's a real thing. Yeah. That could be PTSD. The cognitive interview? Yeah. Like, let me put you back into this traumatic space that you were in. See if you were calling you.

Yeah, that's how they, that's how they're able to crack the code. But I'm saying, like, my codes are not able to be cracked. Have you had a- If my codes have been able to be cracked, I might not even be sitting here today. Give this girl the nuclear codes. Let's crack this girl. I'm open to being crack. Maybe you need to show a little more crack.

It's just like, you know, in Twilight, how before Bella becomes a vampire, Edward can't read her mind because it turns out that when she becomes a vampire, her power is a shield. Of course. So that was kind of manifesting in human form in that way. That's kind of like my vibe. Speaking of the devil, do you just see Kristen Stewart is doing this like press tour? she's on everybody's podcast. Can we get Kristen Stewart? She's so cool.

She's so cool. Did you see her on Seth Myers? Did I see her on Seth Myers? Please. Of course. She is a dream. The two of them together? Threesome.

Dream threesome. Yeah. And who knew? Who would have thunk? I would love to have. Who would have thunk? Those are like Seth Myers is my dream guest, I think. Putting it out there.

I would be completely mute. Dead eyes. Dayduring with Seth Myers is just, that's like, you know how a lot of people comfort show? It's a shame there's only seven episodes or whatever. I've watched them all. Rihanna's episode of Dayduring with Seth Myers

is unbelievable. All of them are. She's so good. She's so good. Everything's perfect. But Kristen Stewart, press tour, what is she coming out with? Is she coming out with a movie? Or is she just rebranding?

She must be. People don't do these press tours, especially someone who's not been No, she has to be coming out with something. She's, oh, she says being in a Marvel movie sounds like a nightmare. Okay, so I think she's maybe, it's weird to go on a press store without something actively out because you go on it. No, she is coming out with something, surely. She's just doing a rebrand?

Love lies bleeding. Oh, and this came out, so this article came out yesterday, Kristen Stewart's new movie has the year's most unexpected and most perfect final twists. What do they mean? Oh, yeah. And it's called love lies bleeding. she didn't even have to stop by our podcast studio for us to promote her new movie love lies bleeding no i'd do anything for her when is love lies bleeding coming out it seems to be out because they're analyzing the final twists that were unexpected oh why have i never heard of love lies

bleeding because she hasn't been on our monumental and far-reaching podcast yet i can't see the information about love lies bleeding it's out from here it's a thriller and a romance is it love comma lies comma and like and bleeding or is love like lying? Love lies bleeding Love lie like love like love Oh you've unplugged

There you go. Yeah Am I back? Yeah And better than ever Love lies bleeding No punctuation Here's why I'm going to see this movie

One love a final twist I'm gonna try to guess it the whole time Two hour and 44 minutes Let's go Kristen Stewart Come on she must have She must have heard how much I love 90 minute movies I'm gonna assume she wrote

this from me. Hold on one second for me. Let me see who's all in this cast. Okay. Oh, yeah, there we go. It's Kristen Stewart. Oh, random. Dave Franco, I don't know any of the others.

Do I? Tell me that maybe I will. Katie O'Brien? Anna Barry Shikov. Jenna Malone. I don't think I'll know them. Ed Harris. I do know Ed Harris.

That's not been familiar. Dave Franco. McAndrew? Am I supposed to know? Anyways. Anyway, I look forward to seeing it. Catherine Hahn. I haven't seen any promo.

Catherine with a C-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-H-A-U-N. No way. Catherine Hahn from Dup, from Dup, from which. How do you feel about a Catherine with a C versus a Catherine with a K? Hard to say. I think normally I would prefer a C, but looking at... Really? Oh, I don't feel that way.

Well Yeah Maybe I'll go see this I like when I don't know Most of the actors in a movie Oh wait are you looking at me over there Yes I'm looking at you over there Hi

Hi This whole time I thought you were talking to Izzy And I was like it seemed out of me No I'm looking at your body Your hot body right here I didn't Yeah totally It's hard to look away from

It literally looks like You ate Brooke Right here Hey, my eyes are up here. Like, I can't stop staring at your chest. I know. Because of my pecks. It's massive.

Because of my stuffed pecks. Yeah. I have to say something really quick before I forget. Sure. Early on the way here today to the stew. And I passed a food truck that I've never seen before and it has smoothies and stuff. And I was like, oh, I get a smoothie. And then I'm sitting there.

These men in this truck have never, I don't even think they know what a smoothie is. They'd never made one for sure They couldn't figure it out I was there for 20 minutes And then I said And I've already paid So I said Can I come back and get it?

And they said Sure They're in a truck They're not going to be there When I leave They're on the move So did you get your smoothie? Hell no

I'm hoping to get it after On the way out But I think that I got Oh they're by this dude They're down the road They're in town But I don't think I'm going to be Getting that smoothie today

Oh no $8 dollars Are you guys? actually going to go back? I'm going to take the same route back and see if I can find those those F1 drivers. Those young men. Damn. You always get yourself into the weirdest situation. I'd say the darnest things. They really, really do. They really, really do. How's Florida? How was your Phoenix show? Oh, hello. Oh, wow. Look at us checking in on each other at the same time. How was your Phoenix show? No. Phoenix show was awesome. So when we had our last recording, which was this week,

I was at my parents' house and my little cousins came into town, which I didn't know they were going to be there. And so that was really sweet. And so that... She is so cute. Her, yeah. Like, she could get away with murder probably.

She's genuinely hysterical. She's hysterical. She's the only young lady out of my family that we actually don't fight. I used to get in fights with four-year-olds all the time. I believe it. I'll sink to your level, four-year-old, see if I care. They tell on me, tell my dad.

I'm too old to be grounded, and I'm not old enough to not fight with you. Like, I will get on your level. So, but we don't fight. We see eye to eye. I view farm her because anything she touches turns to gold in terms of video content. And so that's just what we did. But it was sad to leave them and go to the show. And Phoenix, but it was fun.

I got to Phoenix. This is the first show where I've, I've flown to you on the day of the show. And I was really nervous about that. Because usually I spend the whole day in my, in my quarters pacing and getting ready. And can you imagine if like the plane was delayed and you had to make one of those announcements? It's like so sorry to everybody that bought a ticket. Like tickets will be refunded.

Show will be rescheduled. Yeah. Nightmare. No. I can't imagine doing that. Like I would not. I think I would just fake my own death. That's worse than a note's apop apology.

worse, so much worse. And I'll tell you why it's so much worse. I also took the earliest flight because there was like six others from Texas to Arizona. But, so like if I got pushed back, it would get pushed back to another one. Whatever. I had backup plans. But so I get in and then as I arrive, they're like, by the way, this is your biggest show you'll do. The room was 550 people. They sold 630 tickets. So yeah, the show usually, I'm like, it looked like, it looked like, like a full. There was, yeah.

There was fullness to it. There was a fullness to this room. There was a fullness of a density as well to it. It was dense. The room was dense. But it was literally like from the jump and it was a Wednesday night. I was nervous. Nervous about like people are tired.

They just got off work, whatever. They're not probably drinking that much. It's hard to get in the right mindset at a comedy show on a Wednesday night. Not these people. Not Phoenix, Arizona. they were i can't get the vibe of arizona at all oh brook i didn't know anything but they walked me through it was really nice it was it was such a fun room everyone was crack cracking up crack city in that room um it was a blast it was like one of my one of my more fun shows one of my most fun shows

yeah um how big was philly just to compare philly was 350 i think and so this was double Wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. It was fun. It was really fun. Yeah.

So that was great. And what's next? Next is Ventura and Santa Cruz. So if you're in Ventura and Santa Cruz, I was watching Grace Cool. And she meant to do that her like announcement for her shows yesterday. I was like, she's so funny. She said, hey, what did you say? Oh, did you see it?

Uh-uh. You didn't? Yeah. No, I didn't. Brooke? Can I just play it? I love her more than life itself, though. Can I play it?

This is how she announces her shows. Oh, was it the corporate lesbian? Boston, Massachusetts, and Burlington, Vermont, I've got a bone to pick with you. There are still tickets left to my shows that I'm doing. Boston, you already sold out one show. Congratulations. Sell out the second one. Burlington, what's going on, love?

Are you okay? Let's sell these shows out, guys. I'm not desperate. I bought tickets to an Olivia Rodriguez concert and I don't want to be in the red. I spent $125, which actually is really affordable. And the tickets to my show are only, I think, 30 or something like that, which is a really good deal seeing as she and I have a very similar following. Anyways, the link is in my diet. So I have to do something. She's so funny. I have to do something similar for Venture and Santa Cruz because tickets are not moving. tickets are not moving in Ventura and Santa Cruz

Wait, when is it? Next weekend. How far are we from those on-site locations? I don't really know where Santa Cruz is. I know Ventura is a plane ride or a drive? No. Like, Ventura is an hour away. No.

Santa Cruz, is Santa Cruz South North? Right. Yes. Yeah. I guess I'll be driving the Santa Cruz. Okay, let me double check just so I know. Santa Cruz is north. It's true. The rumors are true. It's north. It's right by San Francisco. So, why didn't I do it in that trip? Why didn't I do it in that trip? I am on... That's a good question.

I am on the most non-intuitive tour. No, it makes no sense. Zero sense. I go, what did I do? San Francisco to Philly. Philly to New York was the only part that made sense. No, you did Pacific Northwest. West. Yeah, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco. And then people thought, oh, now he's on the East Coast. Philly, New York. Nope. Phoenix. And then we'll do Santa Cruz. We'll do Ventura, Santa Cruz. D.C. Yep. DC. Oh, then he must be doing Middust. Nope. Nashville. Home. Chicago. So stupid. That's insane. Oh, it's so dumb. But this is literally the way the cookie crow.

Oh, and then Boston from there. And Denver. Oh, my God. Well, not quite yet. We're adding some more shows. Oh, really? Yeah. Woo-hoo!

Where? I don't want to say in case they don't go through. Oh, okay, perfect. Yeah. But it would be awesome. It would be so awesome to do that. It's fun. It's great.

I've been spending so much time on planes, and I actually have questions for you in regards. Yeah. So I don't know if you saw my Instagram story yesterday. The clear line at the, the airport and the TSA precheck packed to the brim wrapped around like this back and forth back and forth I go oh crap I'm glad I got to the airport early and then I look I say hmm what's this third option what's this third random option do I need to join something else is it the United Explorer program nope it's general boarding lest we forget about general boarding where did we so confusing

where did we do you even have precheck No! Where did we lose ourselves? How did we let it come so far? Wake up, Sheeple. Why are you all paying for these scams? Oh my gosh. Clear has helped. I'm a member of Clear. It has helped me twice. Other than that, they always pull me for random ID check. I go, now I just have my ID out. And they're like, you've been randomly selected. I'm like, oh, random here. I get randomly selected every single time. I barely know what there is, but I was walking to the security line the other day when I was coming down here. And there were like three different guards that Clear are helping people because it's like seemingly there's something so confusing about it. And Kat Wellington was one of them. She was at the airport. And then I, yeah, we were on the same flight. And I made it here or I made it out of security like two seconds after her.

And she had gotten there way before me. Yeah. And I had done rewarding. Yeah, it was, it's mind blowing. The only thing that's about general boarding is people do not know how to go through security. Yeah. Something that really got my panties in a bunch the other day was this six foot nine man with, you know, and his physical appearance doesn't matter, but whatever.

He left his stuff in front of me on the conveyor belt without pushing. it all the way down and I had to push his shit all the way down with my swollen pecks. Yeah. That's why you're so, that's why you're pumped up right now. That's why I look like this because I was pushing his his shit through the conveyor belt.

This giant man's belongings where they all. Yeah. No, let's walk through a couple. It's understandable like people that don't fly a lot, don't know this, but like when you walk up, you can prepare yourself as much you want. And granted, they keep adding, don't

additions to the scanners, like the ones where you can walk up and it moves your stuff up, and then you have to squeeze it, like squeeze it in because the stuff is moving. You know what I mean? From behind you. There's some security lines where you get the box and then you all are at the box. How do I explain this? And their stuff, like someone's from behind you can move in front of yours. Okay, maybe they don't have it here.

Uh-huh. I do it. Connor, I know exactly what you're saying. And I'm like, I don't know. It doesn't make any logical sense. If you pull up to a standard TSA security checkpoint, go ahead and have your shoes off before you get there, you know, and then have your laptop out too.

Now, actually, I think they're not making you take your laptop out, which is nice. Oh, I've been having to take my laptop out on my Kindle. The last few times I haven't had to, which is great. But yeah, have your laptop out, your shoes out, that's great. That's not the issue for me, because I'll just skip ahead of you. But at the end, you do not need to have your,

your groin touching the thing waiting for your stuff to come out. I would say take a step back. Wait for it. And then when your stuff comes out the other side, do not get dressed at the conveyor belt. Take your stuff and go to the bench. Right here. You have benches.

Get out of the way. Yep. Get your stuff. Get out of the way. Go over there. That's my biggest one. Do not start putting on your hat, putting on your hoodie,

putting on your shoes. Why are you wearing Doc Martins at the airport? Don't start doing that right there because other people need to get their stuff and move. You're clogging. You're a clogger. That's what you are. You're put on this earth the clog. Yeah. I mean, it's just like people through selves shine and security line at the airport, which we've discussed, and it's not pretty. And people will say that's lack of self-awareness? No, it's in consideration for others.

It's a, it's a combo of a lot of unpleasant qualities. Let's just leave it at that. I'm pretty nice. You are. I have started to say, that's where you decided to stand out loud. And people actually are not doing it purpose, which is, it's mind-blowing, but it's like once I'm kind of rude to them, and it's not rude. Are you really standing there? Question. You really standing there?

I didn't, move, bitch. I said, you really standing there? And then they go, oh, and they look around and realize. I guess it's just part of the lawlessness of the land. Just like every man for himself. Well, I'm okay being the sheriff at the airport. Hey, move. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I had a girl yesterday, Brooke. I've never, never wanted to full body, full body. full body like linebacker tackle someone before she gets off the escalator from the tram and she stops at the bottom

of the escalator to check which direction she needs to go I almost full body checked her out of the move out of the way there was a line of people coming down on the escalator she stopped right there to decide which direction to go take a couple steps I want to encourage you if you're listening at the airport right now look around you

take one step back from everyone in a direction of your own. Yeah. Out of everything that annoys me, very, very high up on the very long list is people who are just standing in either doorways, middle of walkways, sidewalks, having a conversation, looking on their phone.

Move over. Move over. Move over. It's as easy as that. Hey. Two words. There's a lot of division in the United States today. I think we can all agree.

Move over. Move over. Keep it simple. Move over. Keep it simple, stupid. Move over. I think, and it's okay every now and then. And I'm open to more like any advice on how to be less rude.

I personally cannot. I'm like steam coming out of both sides of my ears. I like want to get in a fight at the airport. I will. I won't touch anyone. But I will say you are being like an absolute moron right now. It's like the meeting of the morons at the airport. It's crazy.

It's like more on convention. It's like, you know, there are people that aren't irritable. Do you know that? No. There are people that don't have to live this way. Like there are people where like somebody could be standing in front of them not moving in the middle of a walkway and it doesn't make them explode red. Nico sway. Like those people exist.

Which is just mind-boggling to me. Like we don't have to be living this way. I'm okay with it. It actually feels good to something. be really irritable and be the be the be everybody else who's like no one's going to say something move I'll do it it's like for the greater good you need to have some irritable people to get things done the needle I will say the energy of irritability follows me around everywhere I go outside of the airport too if I get a really good email or something you can stand right in the middle of the sidewalk

but most days move and it's for the greater good the needle would not move Brooke the word world is in balance because we're irritable and some people are calm. Imagine if everyone was calm. I guess nothing would get done. Nothing would get done. I do have another airport question for you. I did this on, I went on the Overheard LA podcast and it was great. Please go listen. We talked about this. There's apparently this big divide where people, people that are dating or whatever. Some people have precheck. Some people don't. Some people are getting upgraded. Some people aren't. a lot of people were saying if my boyfriend

has pre-check and this is kind of it's kind of one-sided as everything that we talk about and I agree with the one-sidedness if my boyfriend and a heterosexual relationship has pre-check

and I don't he has to wait with me my opinion actually no like assuming assuming things work as they should in general boarding's line is like up up my ass you know like so long. They're saying if he has pre-checked, he can get in

faster. No, he has to wait with me in this line. Me personally, what are your thoughts actually? I agree. Me personally? No, it's not that I agree but it's just like if they didn't wait with me, I would be like furious fuming. Yeah, that was totally fine. That was

that was all the girls' answer. Me, I'm standing in the middle here. I get it. Personally, I want to be on my phone. Go ahead, go in, go in. Get us a coffee. Get a good spot at the gate. I'm okay being by myself on the security line. We're not even going to talk. I'm going to be on my phone the whole time. Oh,

see, no. The thing is misery loves company. Hurt people, hurt people. That's true. Self-awareness. Yeah. And that's just like, that is just the truth. I'm just like, I think people that cannot be alone at the airport

in the security line when someone else could be getting stuff done from the inside. We could get in a man on the inside. Look inward. I don't want a man on the inside. I want a man. Inside of me. Gotcha.

No, I didn't say that. I said next to my side. No worries. I understood. And then what do you think about if someone gets the upgrade on the plane to first class and you're both in coach? You do not take it. Oh!

No. Wrong. Granted, I was... You're going to get in a lot of future fights, I fear. Mm-mm. No. I was raised correctly. So like, anytime me or my whole family were upgraded, like my mom got it, you know?

if any of the seats. Sure. And then my dad. And then somehow then my little sister would get it, if like three out of the four, and then I would get it last. But I think it's totally different with family than if you're with the significant. I know,

but I would say I would give, I wouldn't take the upgrade. But someone's taking the upgrade. We're not just like letting it go. Oh, oh, okay. I wouldn't personally want that. Should you offer me the upgrade? I would say, no, I'll sit with you.

What if you're not sitting together? You're just misery loves to. company? What if you're not sitting together? You're both in coach, but you're not sitting together. Oh, then you would give it to me and I would take it. What a world we live in, truly. Yeah, I hope that helps clear some things about it. It doesn't at all, but I think that a lot of people will agree with you. What do you think about me just like completely spread out on my tray table unconscious? Is that okay? I think that's fine. As long as always like gone drooling on there and I look and no one else is. Oh, me, I am. And it's just like, why? Me, I am. I only drool and snore and

fart in my sleep on airplanes. On a hundred percent. I've farted so loud one time that it woke me up out of a slumber. I'm trying to decide if I want to share something disgusting right now. Take your time. Sit on it for a second. I'm going to sit on it for a second. Sit on it for a second. We can circle back. It's a 50-50 kind of thing. Okay. And we've never really hesitated on sharing. something before so I would encourage you to sit on that stand on business. Yeah, when I thought it's a good boy. Stand on business for one second.

I'll share it. Okay. No, actually, you know what? No. Let's keep some mystery. Keep it close to your chest. This would be the kind of thing if like anyone was ever watching this being like, oh, like, she's cute.

This would change that. Yeah. So let's keep it close to the chest. Okay. I really want to talk about something that you, you're not going to give about and that's okay. Oh, please. I do that all the time.

I want your thoughts really quick. So did you hear about The Bachelor? The Bachelor's over now. I know, yeah, I know who won. Yes. Kelsey A won. I've been saying Kelsey A. But for some reason, people only remember me saying Daisy.

No, I told you. I was under the false impression that it was like already like leaked. The Daisy won. Yeah. And that's what I told you live in the studio being recorded. And I think you just believe me because why wouldn't you know? As I just said a lie for a fact. Well, that's what we do here.

Yeah. Why wouldn't you believe that? No, I totally believed it. Wait. This bear smells good. I was watching the Bachelor. And I knew right away what was going to happen. Because Daisy at the very end was just like her head was not.

She basically had like come to term. She's like, I love him. I can tell his head is elsewhere. And so I just need to fully support my girl Kelsey. And she did. They wrote in together, which I don't think has ever happened hand in hand, power to the girls,

and then gave her blessing and then left. The classiest way of I've ever seen on Bachelor. And Kelsey and Joey seem very happy. I'm looking forward to Kelsey teaching Joey how to read. I think that's going to be a fun journey for both of them. But Kelsey is the sweetest. He doesn't, he can't read. It doesn't seem like it. No, I feel like they uploaded all the words he's supposed to say in through his neurolink chip. And he's just repeating them. He's literally right here. I don't, I didn't watch The Bachelor, so I don't know his personality really. But I saw a TikTok that Kelsey posted of them. He seemed to dislike her in the end of that moment. Oh, wow. Like he was just giving like a little bit of attitude. And it's maybe because I don't know him. But she was like, Pookie's wearing.

She was like trying to do a pootky bit with him and he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe there's trouble in paradise. I just learned the other day. I don't know. Maybe I just don't know them, but it didn't. I was watching that. I was like, oh, these are the, this is a happy couple. Yeah.

It's hard to say. I have thoughts too, but I'm so scared of the community. So how many, how many seasons has there been of Bachelor? Like 40? Maybe like 18 or something. 18? I thought it was 40. Damn.

I just, again, made it up out of thin air. 28. So five of the 20, by the way, like I say this all the time, how unreal it is that the bachelor's real. Like, it does not make sense. It's borderline. No, I can't say that. I want a gay season so bad. I think it's probably coming.

But there's been 28 seasons. Five of the couples are still married out of 28. It's crazy that it does end in like a marriage, you know, because how do you go from like crying over someone and then your wife walks up that you were about to propose to? Ugh. Like if you did that and you were dating, if you were dating someone seriously and you were proposing to them and, and they found out that you were crying 30 seconds to go over someone, like, you're not ready to be married and that's okay. Uh-huh. And I'm such a jealous person. Like I would literally just like, I wouldn't be able to move forward with somebody who just gave their heart to hate other people at the same time. No, it's not even like last Christmas. I gave you my heart in the very next day you go away, the very next 30 seconds. It's like last night and this morning. too. Yeah. And the very... Can I tell you about two TikToks that I saw last night? Wait, are they not Bachelor related? I'll just finish the Bachelor's day. Oh no, sorry. I thought you were done. Keep going. No. So basically, you know Maria. Yes. So this came out. Dumois actually spilled the beans here. Dumois said that they picked the next Bachelorette and it's Jen Tran and felt really... I had never heard of her

before this announcement. She was a fan favorite until she got a tussle with Maria who's America's sweetheart. and then everyone just turned on her, which, whatever. So apparently everyone was, oh, it was really random. They had asked Maria to be the next bachelorette, and she said yes. And then she had, I think, like a breakdown and basically was like not in shape to become the next bachelorette. I don't know any of the details. Allegedly. This is all legend.

And so then they asked Daisy. And Daisy just straight up said, no. And then they were like, we were panicked. King and they picked Jen. So that's Yeah. That's word on the street and I'm looking forward to

probably not watching. Right. But that's interesting. Okay, the TikToks you saw. Hit me. One, I'll start off with the more simple one. Was this girl that lived in a crate?

A crate? Like a dog crate? She, by choice? By choice. Decked it out to the nine, like a gorgeous pink flush, like, pillow mattressing on the bottom.

She slept in it or she lived in it? Stars dangling from the top. What? She slept in it or she lived in it? I think probably slept. Probably slept. Like slept like slept and spent a lot of time. Okay. But it was in her house. Okay. So she, yeah.

So I guess it was more so just kind of like a woman cave, if you will. Yeah, it's her nook. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was her nuk. Totally. Like flushy pillows. Connor it looked like the coziest thing that I have ever seen in my life I was on Amazon looking at crates yeah um someone said the other day that I would really like the sensory tent for over my bed which I think is for people with autism what's a sensory tent

for over your bed it goes over your bed and there it's like it's like essentially a crate but you can you're in your bat and there's things to do I think it's for people on the spectrum um but for me I'm like, yeah, sign me up. It was like that thing where babies lay flat and look up with the like mobile things. That's what for adults. Yep. Why not? Why not?

Yeah. I'm in. I also wouldn't be opposed to just like setting up a tent in my room and having like a girls hideout. A staycation. A literal staycation. We're going glamping in the in the foyer. And kind of going like Spongob box mode.

Yep, imagination. I wanted to do that so about when I was a kid and I kept getting into boxes and it just never happened for me. It was inside of you the whole time. I know and I couldn't unleash it. That's crazy. Probably because my mental shields. I was imagination central. We played this game.

We would find piles of dirt because when I moved into my neighborhood, they were building a lot of new houses. And so there was always piles of dirt anywhere you looked. You'd go find the pile of dirt. And our biggest game was like elect an official who's and everyone got a job on the pile of dirt. And I always tried to be the president of the pile of dirt. And I was. That sounds so fun. The last part, this is like, that's why I think I relate to Lord of the Fly so much.

Because I started to establish a system of checks and balances in government. I actually set up a membership plan for people. If you want to reap all the benefits that this pile of dirt has to offer, you're going to need to pay taxes. Oh, I would have stayed so. far away from you on the playground. Well, it's really, I would have found you and I would have asked for my taxes or else abolish you from the, from the kingdom, banish you. Yeah.

That's fine. Yeah. I would have gone to another kingdom. You would have been on the outskirts. You would have been like this. I would have started my own kingdom. You would have been just like a, you would have been a tall tale for all the children. There used to be this little tiny woman in this village, but we banished her to the outskirts

of town. Now she reads books in her crate. But then people would get wind that my kingdom is real, and it's a place of freedom and creativity and tents and crates. You just have to figure out how to unlock it. And you can live peacefully. And they would all be coming to my kingdom, and you'd be left with no one. I don't know. If you don't have a system of checks and balances, I don't think that there's any sort of balance there in that kingdom.

No offense. Well, I'm still the queen. So there are checks and balances in that way. The needle needs to move, queen. I moved it. Well, I guess it is just a children's cartoon after all. We're no better than the young man on Reddit. We're no better because we kind of just got into it just now.

Oh, your kingdom's better than my pile of dirt. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I have news. Yeah. Surely you heard. Can I tell you the other kids off first? Yeah, sorry.

What do you think animal testing is? They put like. Like in terms of makeup. They put mascara on a rabbit? I don't know. Connor, I had, I genuinely thought the same thing. And the TikTok was on POV. Like, this is what you think animal testing is.

And it was like putting blush on a rabbit. I'm too scared to know what you're going to tell me. Connor, that's not an animal test thing. I don't want you to tell me it, I don't think. I won't, but I was, first of all, that is what I thought it was this whole time. And I felt super stupid. But it was nice to see that other people also thought that. and two, I'm a vegetarian.

Let's just leave it at that. Oh, God. I'm, no, I stand with the animals and I do not support. That's why I don't wear makeup because I'm against animal testing. Yeah. That's the only reason. I could, I genuinely believe I could be a vegetarian as long as I could eat fish. So I could be a pescatarian.

I think I could be a pescatarian. Yeah. I have a couple friends recently that I found out are vegetarians, which I was like, Yeah, it's been like 10 years. Did it change your opinion of them? No, I respect them more because that's hard. I have a friend who...

They're all girls, too. Really never... What? They're all girls. I feel like if... I guess I could find ways to eat protein if I was a vegetarian, but I genuinely crave red meat. I think because I... I don't like red meat.

Is bacon red meat? No, it's the other white meat, I think they call it. See, I don't. don't ever crave red meat unless it's like a McDonald's burger and I'm like hung over. Ew, I actually cannot stand at all when they show you

a picture of a pig and show you where each part of the pig, like the cuts. I don't even want to do not tell me. I do love I do love certain I guess. Oh, I don't want to know that my barbecue spare ribs like from a Chinese restaurant. Oh, I love ordering

pork belly, but then when I imagine it is a pork belly. No. literally no yeah and I'm I'm so pro making meat in a lab but there's so much crap like chemical crap and it's worse than I don't know choose your battle everything sucks everything sucks like there's no right answer I'm like I do truly wish that I could just eat um pasta you know every day in ice cream and get the nutrients out of that you can't I need to eat a chicken I need to have a chicken you know I do have a very unique ability of being able to rationalize that everything I put into my body has nutritional value. Yeah.

And is healthy in a way. Hats off, truly. Mm-hmm. Okay, I have to talk about this. Surely you remember conjoined twin Abby Hensel, right? She's married. She has married. Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is now married.

If you don't know, these are these are the set of twins from Abby and Brittany. The reality. Oh, he's only married to Abby? Abby is married now. Conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel first gained national attention

when they appeared on Oprah in 1996. And now they've hit a milestone. Abby has gotten married. So Britney and the husband aren't romantically involved at all? No. They're both teaching fifth grade in Minnesota right now. That's a tough age.

Yeah. It's a tough. It's a tough. half age. Could you imagine those little assholes? No, that's what I'm saying. Like, they really pick the worst possible group in terms of understanding and empathy and such. They are two of the sweetest girls that have ever walked the planet. Their parents are so sweet. You know them? No, I just, I watched the show. I used to watch the show. Oh, really? They said both together that we're going to be moms.

We haven't thought about how being a mom is going to work yet, but we're going to. And they have been married. So they got married, I think, in the past week or so. I'm sorry. I mean, I would kill for just like a very open and honest,

anything goes, Q&A. Brooke, you and me both? When I saw the post on Instagram, I said, let me open the comments. Can you read some of them? Nope. Private. Out of respect for Abby and,

Abby and Brittany, I can't have at it honestly, like I would go read, I would encourage people not to comment any of their thoughts I just wish them the best. I'm not, I literally can't even say it because these are people, so I'm not going to. Okay, this is an episode of text and balances.

And that's coming from, and I know that like a lot of people would expect it from Brooke, but not from Connor, out of respect for these women. Okay. Remember that? one girl. Okay. Oh, the one girl who like we both said something and then she was like, I expect better from Brooke. Yeah. That was sweet of her. You have internalized misogyny. You're not you. No, I do. Oh, speaking of internalized misogyny, at my shows, when I meet people, I always hug them when they're girls. When guys come up, I always give them a handshake. But for some reason

if I start with a handshake and then there's a girl, I go in for a hug, even if I'm meeting the person for the first time. Do you think that's weird? Well, Connor, you could do what I did in preschool when you're saying goodbye to the kids every day and you ask, would you like a hug, a high five, or a handshy? I'm not going to do that because we got to keep moving, you know? Yeah. We don't have time. It's just an often that I wanted to offer you. It's on the table. Do you ever doing a chest bump, a fist bump or a butt bump? What kind of bump can I offer you today? Ooh, that could go a lot of directions. Okay. We put out a question online last night. You did, Brooke. That was things that shouldn't be embarrassing that weirdly are. I screenshot it a bunch. And some of these cracked my corn.

They really did. I have some too. You do? I have gone. Yeah, I do. Okay. And our example was, gosh, darn it. I hate when I screenshot stuff when I'm in my car and it screenshots the map. you know what why does that happen who would want that I don't know okay hang on

oh gosh I have to like explode over here ready asking for a to go box at a restaurant like your waiters and be like okay you fat little pig

you're gonna eat this later it's so embarrassing oh my gosh didn't you just come here to eat you're gonna eat more later you fucking cow like I'm so embarrassed Connor

every single outcome of eating at a restaurant is embarrassing. Let me pitch you this. Finishing your food, embarrassing. Leaving some on the plate, embarrassing. To go, embarrassing. Oh, you're right. And I want to just start here that all of these take, I'm not going to give you the thing that's like, no, be proud of that. No, I get it. These are all embarrassing for some reason. I'm not going to be like, no, there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong, but it makes me feel ill. I even think, Brooke, I've said this before making food If you live alone making a full meal by yourself and then eating it and then going and doing the dishes after you finish is

horrific It's horrific and it's so Sad even though you cooked a meal you ate it, but you're just like this one woman show You know what it always feels like to me? You know what in bridesmaids when Kristen Wigg gets all her baking stuff out to make one cupcake? I'm committing to Harvard I don't cook Yeah, that's embarrassing. Okay, you go

Um, okay. I have, you know, I have, I have this sticky thing on the back of my phone. And I've been having, this is mortifying. I've been having like a really hard time, like releasing it from the clutches of whatever it's. Yeah. When you set it on a dining table. In front of people. It's mortifying. No, Brooke, that is something that should be embarrassing, actually. I want to make you feel worse. No, but I didn't say that that was like, oh, that's just a genuinely like embarrassing thing. That's like genuine. It's just embarrassing. Yeah, I agree. I have, I have. Um, okay. Um, go ahead. This girl said picking up your dog's poop. Yep. Like, I don't want to touch poop. For me, I would go even a step further just like your dog pooping in front of someone. It's just like that is there something so fundamentally uncomfortable. There's like a mutual acknowledgement that like, we poop. There's poop. We all poop. I think the dog is even embarrassed sometimes. Like, I have to poop on the sidewalk. I don't know what to tell you. This is where I'm pooping. I feel like a dog will literally choose to do it the second a person walks by. I think no I think that they want to be like judging from max like I can see in his eyes he's like I am ashamed

really yeah he doesn't seem so ashamed when he's like squirting on the trees I know but he doesn't choose to squirt the squirting life shows him he doesn't squirt anymore after farmer's dog unless he eats a full pizza that I leave on the counter that's on me yeah he doesn't the farmer's dog makes his poop so sorry y'all tiny and firm I could put it in a pellet gun and shouldn't shoot it at an intruder. It's crazy. I wish you wouldn't. Okay, I have one.

Okay. Leaving a store without buying anything. Here's, do you say thank you? No, I say sorry. Sorry. I say thank you and I'm always like, should I? No, you know what the funniest thing is? We're going to, we're going to come back.

We're going to come back here later. We're going to come back. We saw a lot of stuff that has potential. I'm going to see if there's anything else out there. But if not, we'll be back here. Thank you so much. Trying, especially. I wonder if anyone's ever believed that.

Trying on something they've gotten and gotten your size and trying it on. I'm like, no. And then being like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Well, what's awful? Two things are awful about trying on clothes. One. Hello.

Woo! Hello. Do thumbs up. What do you think? Did that? Audio listeners, balloons just popped up on my screen. Brooke, it's the new, like,

Zoom and FaceTime thing that they added in the iOS. But what triggered the... I think it was the peace sign. Hold it, yep. Woo-hoo! Happy birthday broke. When you come out and nothing fits and they go, how'd everything work out for you?

And you just have to say, it didn't work out. What do you mean? I'm empty-handed. Do you think I ate that blouse? Like, hate it. And then when you're returning something and they're like, oh, like, what was wrong with it? What do you want me to say?

that it looks like I swallowed a piggy bank in this in this dress like what you it didn't work out that's all you need to know the rest is none of your business oh fitting rooms are hell on earth

um ready for this one this one made me laugh my car yelling out bingo you have four in a row and they're like really yell it so that we so that everyone knows bingo

Steve, that's something for me You just have to like go full out And embrace it and like Reclaim it Bingo is fun as fuck Oh my God I love bingo We should normalize like bingo for people

In their 20s No no in Austin There was a bingo night And it was a very mixed bag of people But you bring your it was BIOB And it's all just picking tables In like an auditorium And you're playing with crack ads

You're playing with old people You're playing with college kids It was so much And kids It was so much So fun. Bingo is fun. Bingo was the one game that everyone can play. It is one of the most accessible games. And it's a game of chance. I can think of. It's a game of, there's no skill involved in Bingo. There's no skill. Except paying attention. Yeah, that's true. I always bought like 10 cards. So I was like, okay, I need to look at all these. I really, really was in too deep. I really should have taken a step back and said five is fine. Okay. I have another one ready. Okay. I'm ready. This is more for like, I think more office job vibes. but walking into work like what do you mean

I have to walk past everybody and like go to my desk and like get my stuff set up for the day that was always for me like horrific hello all other adults I'm here and here's I'm gonna set down my coffee I'm gonna open my laptop

plug all my stuff in and then you sit down and you go like this at the end of the day it's just like existing can be embarrassing it's a prison and also somebody said bringing lunch.

Brooke, that was my next one too. Like that it, that's truly tough because I do like struggle also looking at other people's lunches. Like it is embarrassing for them

as it would be embarrassing for me. Like I judge people's lunches to the moon and back. No, and then being like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna love these grapes later. Like things in a little baggy.

Oh, no, but packing it. Alex, I do it. Everyone does it, but for whatever reason, it is just like, when you think, about someone putting them in the baggie it's just no the the the time that

not how got intended to got intended foraging for a reason when you when you like get to work and you it's lunchtime and you and you're like oh my god thank you earlier me for packing something sweet that's like thank you for this little sweet treat earlier me that's embarrassing it's it's it's horrible speaking for me but then it's also like think about like if you are at school like you bring your lunch and then the kids that buy their lunch like that's also embarrassing Everything's embarrassing. There was nothing right with any part of it.

Yeah. And there was always one kid with like, this is children. This is children. There's always one kid that like had this incredible lunch. Like they went out to, they went out to a restaurant last night and they got the leftovers from last night. And it was just this like three course meal. The least embarrassing lunches were always just the kids with like peanut butter and jelly. That's what I had.

You would. I love peanut butter and jelly. You know what I had? Huh. And I feel like this could like truly, this could. be the trauma that the hypnotists would unlock be able to crap whole food's tuna no which is a very potent smell strong tuna and we were eating in the classroom too sick in the head that's not okay i was eight oh that's a that's apparent well i mean i didn't know if that was work or or play because

you did both no that was play um okay ready and that was before it was like cool to shop it like whole food Well, that was when Whole Foods was like inaccessible. Whole Foods was fresh fields then. Do you remember that? No. We didn't have Whole Foods in Texas, I don't think. I'm pretty sure that it was. Oh, wait, started in Texas.

A different place before Whole Foods. It was like originated in Texas. Okay. When you go to a restaurant and you have to fill up those like little cups of ketchup for your meal and you have to fill up like 10 because it's not, it's like you don't understand. I'm going to be dipping my ass off. Yeah.

And people have to watch you. Who made up the size of those? Those little cups? Probably. Yeah. Probably someone that was like, this is one serving of whatever. These are serving cups, probably. Oh.

And like, I'm eating for four. And make, yeah. There should be options. No, I need. That being said, if I saw like a cup this size full of ketchup, I would probably feel sick. Have you seen the chili sauce in the massive cup? Yeah, I accidentally bought it one day. You know what?

This amount. is delicious to me. This amount of ketchup, disgusting. So I'm actually, this is gross. This, a snack. Even if I have four of them, that's a snack. One of these, I've lost my appetite completely. Totally.

Okay, I have one that was not submitted, but I pulled it like a long time ago and I was wondering how it would work out. It's really unsettling when insanely hot people have jobs unrelated to the physical attractiveness. Like, think about Margo Robbie doing sales at Insight Global. Who doing sales? Margo Robbie.

I don't know. I was just thinking. I mean, she would just, the commission would just be. Well, it's not over FaceTime. She's on the phone. No, but you do door to door. Calls. Door to door calls?

You called and then knock at the same time. Like in the office, they sold mostly over the phone, but there were tons of door to door experiences and restaurant meetings. Yeah, that's true. I guess you have some meetings. that was just an observation. I didn't have anything to follow up with, but... One that I liked was texting here.

When you get to someone's house, that is horrible. No, and not knowing where to stand, like, am I here like I'm outside your door, or I'm here in my car across the street down the street? And you don't want to... If you're picking them up, you don't want to be like, hurry up, I'm here. Right. And also, you know, my apartment,

like, you can see me walking for a while before I get to you. That's bad. Those 10 seconds are hell on earth. Walking out when you're when there's even when there's two people in a car and you're like, are they watching me? And they're always watching you walk out. Do you make eye contact? Do you look at the ground? Is my pace normal? Should you do a little dance? Hey. Can't wait to do whatever. All right. That is that's it. That's the most embarrassing thing is having a distance between you and the person that you need to get to. Yeah. And figuring out how to spend the distance. fake a phone call that's always my answer even if it's with your closest friends um ready yeah not knowing which elevator door is going to open when there's like three and you push the button and it's just going to be one of the

yeah that's good and then you've been there earlier and then the person that just got there behind you like goes to the other one and it's that one you have to get them behind them i was here first i was the i was on the i was on the i was a pioneer of this three these triplet elevators yeah yeah that's tough Oh wait, there was an assault with a pipe reported down the street from the stew. So beware if there's a person with a pipe. Okay, I think we should probably wrap up, head to bonus, because I'm about to pee. My pants. Perfect.

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