Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Brooke Got Catfished

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

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I can't look at you. I'm sorry. I feel horrible. You're scaring the shit out. Oh. Can you speak in my? Yeah, sorry. I just said you're scaring the shit out of me and I don't want to look at you.

Ew. You know, ew, I really, please wash that off. I was so rude. What if I was actually pissed? We got, really nailed our guest this week. I thought you were pooping. No. You weren't at all?

No, I was trying to paint this shit on my face. Freehand. Like, I actually, like, I'm not joking. Like, I feel nauseous. That's so scary. You're going to do that the whole episode? You think I'm going to go. go run into the bathroom and take my makeup off.

How are you going to talk? I got to see. Connor. Does anyone have a hair? Do you, you're. I really like I'm not, like, I'm sorry. Ew, you're. Hairball.

Have I told you that. Kiss scares me a lot. You said we weren't doing costumes. I threw this together last minute. Can you help, can you put my hair out? I don't think I can. Can you put my hair up for me, please? please

like I'm really feeling sick friend to friend just do you mind putting yeah I'm gonna but it's like I'm not happy about it putting my microphone down okay so it's really just the front part

so I can read the screen thank you you could put it up in like a high pony or a bun would work yeah more so like my bangs can you kind of dive head first and I've got this shake no because I said the whole point

is the front of my well I don't know I don't know what you want me to do. I don't want to get too close to your face out of fear. And it's also soaking wet. Okay, I just can't move. Hey, Brooke. And welcome back, everybody, to do another episode.

I'm like dead serious, Connor. I don't know how I'm going to talk to you. Like, I can't. I can't look at you. I really can't look at you. Brooke, I'm not going to bite you. I know, but it's like making me feel sickly. This is the episode you choose to have your shoes off.

What do you think I'm going to wear my Birkenstocks? Or like at least like clung or clackety boots. What we're going to have to do is start moving forward with this episode because I will be having a heat show. You're not going to, you're going to keep that on the whole episode. I've done a lot of stuff. What I haven't done is Huff Paint until today. Now I'm kind of understanding how Ozzy just, was it Ozzy Osbourne Kiss?

Uh-uh. Maybe. Wow. You got to take this bun out because it's giving me a headache. Okay. Sorry. for it. I asked to hold back my hair.

Sorry. I'm trying to look at you to train myself to kind of be okay with it. Anyone's a hair tutorial. I wish I had a clip. There. Wow. Okay. I'm not sure where to go from here.

I'll take it. Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Brooke and Connor. Make a podcast. better known as B&C MAP. We are back in the seats today. This is a double, this is a, we're getting ahead a little bit because I am heading out of town next week

for yet another wedding. Yeah. Brooks gonna be. I'll be here. Here, so, but we want to get ahead. We got a really fun episode today. We're just going to be kind of laid back and chill. Laid back and chill.

I guess Connor will be in, I haven't. and even preface for our audio only listeners, Connor, is in kiss uniform, complete with phase paint, eye, paint, hair, leather, on leather, and bare feet, which is an interesting touch. I'm going to do my best to stay completely laser-focused

despite being, like, scared shitless. Like, you're hearing the shit fuck out of me. You're wearing leather shorts. Yeah. I match your energy. How do people wear full leather? genuinely serious? No, I don't know.

Are you, and I guess you're not wearing underwear, huh? Hell no. Hell no, how could I? You should have seen me groping the wall and they're like, come on, they stick to you and you put leather on. Yeah, Connor, I know. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm on my bachelorette party in Nashville.

You know, when you are like having, are feeling a little panicking, you keep like swallowing, but this bit kind of gets stuck in your throat. No. Oh. Well, that's what's happening to me looking at you Well, I'll tell you what I think I'm getting a little bit more used to it Okay, cool

I mean seeing you at first was I mean, you can't even imagine how darned This should be a less an intolerance for you Because how long have you known you were doing this? About 40 minutes ago. 40? Yeah. Oh, wow Yeah, because I kind of wanted to do something fun And then I was like, I don't want to put you on the spot

and try to like throw together a costume So I said, I'll just do it and then I had the leather pants from something, and then I don't know where this jacket came from. It's not my jacket. It's not yours. No, who knows where this wig came from? Wow.

The paint I had. The paint you had. This is not easy to freehand either, because I got the shakes. Yeah, you do have the shake. I know. I think I might have like an early onset Parkinson situation. Oh, shit. It's okay.

Wow. Okay, well, awesome. Thanks. Yeah. So, yes. Do you know anything about Kiss? No. and I don't want to.

There's a reason I don't know anything about Kiss. They're good dudes. No, but they scare me. Face paint scares me. That's disgusting. Really? Yeah. You have a thing against mimes?

I don't love them. Mimes might be the most harmless creature on the planet. I don't love them. No, there's horror movies about mimes. No, there's not. Yes, there is. If you look hard enough, there's a horror movie about anything. Okay, just don't mind me.

I'm going to be typing at horror movies about Mimes. I bet you will be astonished to find the results. Oh my god, how do people wear leather? Yeah. I'm catching my breath just sitting here. I've been complaining to you all day about my leather shorts. And you kind of been... A horror movie about...

Mines. Grandparents, Airbnb, Tooth Fairy. Look, look, check all that out. Mimes. Mime, Mime. That says mine. That's an N. Am I N. E. Mime. Yeah, there's tons of horror movies about mimes.

There's not a single one, actually. I'm looking at the same. Horror movies about... That's shocking. Someone. should do that. Oh, there's one called the Mime, and there's also one called the Mime 2. Yeah.

Which I assume is the sequel to the Mime One. It does look scary. Yeah. The more you know. Anyways, we're going to be, we had like a lot of stuff. We kind of had like an, whatever the opposite of Adderall episode was last week, not even last week. A few days ago. Basically, we had recorded an episode a few days ago, and we got so carried away.

talking about our weekends that we never really hit any of our notes app talking points. So today we're going to do a combo of two things. We're going to go over what we didn't hit in our notes app. And we're going to be answering some questions that you guys have asked us. A mailbag, if you will. Yeah. So I think, what do you want to start with? I think, what do?

Well, we could just go right into our notes app. Okay. Do you need help? No, I just need to, I can't tell if it's like, we'll never know what that was in my eye. Okay. Let's dive into it, shall we? Let's do it. So we're going to be diving into our notes.

Well, are you sure you don't want to... Okay, let's start with our notes because I think it'll be a good warm-up. Yeah. What were you suggesting? Nothing. Okay. Oh, yeah, we've got so many notes.

Yeah. Okay, so because we don't have a weekend catch-up, I've been noticing on your Instagram story recently. You've been posting that you've going outside once a day, which is good. Yes. Let me tell you about that. Me and my friend Patrick, you know Patrick. Yes.

Such a sweetheart. We have both been feeling a little bit more depressed than usual lately. Right. Which it could have to do with the seasons changing. It could have to do with our biochemistry. A little bit of, probably a little bit of both. Yeah. So we have developed a joint task force called the Depression Task Force, in short, DTF.

Yeah. So DTF meets once a day. Soaking wet. Are you okay? Keep going. No, no, I'm sorry. DTF meets once a day with the goal of helping each other get outside. Sure.

Yeah. So that's what we've been doing. We've been having one DTF. That was Michelle Obama's plan for the children. Really? Get outside. Bet it wasn't called DTF, huh? Yeah.

So we have one. Missed opportunity. Slotted point in every day where we have to force each other to get outside. Sure. We go on a little walk, get some fresh air. Sometimes the walks are just taking a few steps outside of the front door, turning right around,

going back inside and sitting on the couch. Other times, the walks could be to the end of the street if we're feeling up to it and then back inside the home. But I would encourage all of you to find a friend and make your own DTF,

depression task force. Yeah, because it's really, really been helping just to have that one person encouraging you to get out of the house. Get up off your butt and work. Get up out of that thing. Because that's really been helpful. And then...

Is that a kiss song? Yeah. Name one kiss song, by the way. And then he goes, eh. Oh, uh, how do this with their high buns. That's not how we usually wear high buns, believe it or not. I don't think there's any one way to wear a high bun.

Sure, but I think there's one way not to, and it's kind of like that. Oh my God, I didn't know I was doing a podcast with the bun police today. So anyway... We got bun police in Ozzie Adbor on set. That's it. I wanted to add... Do you eat the hair in my mouth? Yeah, do you need a little bit of additional support?

Oh, this is just not the move. Do you want to take the wig? How about you take the wig off? No, because then without the wig, I just look like... Okay, come here. I look like a juggalo. Hold this. I look like a juggalo son.

Gigolo? No, jugolo. That one is the troublemaker. I got a trouble tindrel. You need a clip. This is not what a hair tie does. You need a clip. All right.

Sorry, I don't have clips laying around. Oh, I guess if I, like did it well you don't put it off off of my head because it eliminates the illusion of kiss yeah pull my hair line down is that better for you does it look natural still yes it looks completely natural you would never know that's a wig um but anyway so dcf is amazing i encourage you all to make your own dTFs um their life changing and life saving however people have been DMing me being like, Brooke, do you know what DTF stands for? Yeah, of course I know what DTF stands for.

Some of you forget that like, I'm not just stupid. Like I am like technically in comedy, you know? Yeah, no. Like technically speaking. Yeah. So like, yeah, sometimes girls and boys, I know what I'm doing. I'm being funny. Yeah.

Not enough credit is given where it's due. Give me some credit. Yeah. Being a woman in comedy. Now, I don't know which direction I want to take. I think because I have two things that I want to add. in there from both directions. I want to say that it reminds me of a story, like how special walks are and what they can do, your mental. Reminds me of a story when I was 19 in college, they make us our

sophomore year ago to a career fair. And I'm at this career fair. I'm like 19. I didn't think I was, I thought I was going to be 19 forever. That's how 19 works. And still, when people ask, like, how old are you? I'm like 19. That's where my brain goes. Not 19. No. But so we're walking on the career fair, we had to talk as part of the assignment to three companies. And I walk up to this table. He's like a younger dude. No line for this one. Everyone wants to talk to the Target rep or like the Airbnb guy. I go up to this little table. It's got one guy out of it. He looks cool. I'm like, what's up man? He starts selling me on this company. He's like, dude, it is so sick. Sometimes I get to go out just midday and take a walk. Mike drop. I was like, whoa,

that is bleak. And then I went on, like, last week went on a walk and I was like, Loki, this is the American dream, actually. Yeah. That is going on a little walk. I couldn't do that. The American dream is going on a little walk. Yeah.

Like in the middle of the day. As a teacher. Could not leave the confines of those four walls. So that is like a huge plus. Huge. But it's all about perspective. It's like amazing. And I talk about this with my therapist all the time.

We know the things that would. make us feel better. We know going on a walk would make us feel better. Why is it so hard to do those things? I don't know. That's why you need an accountability partner. And that's what I have in DTF. We were talking today at lunch about and stop me if I'm wrong about

medication being taken. Yeah. And we were walking through. Am I allowed to say this or is this a HIPAA thing? No, you can say because I am giving you. Are you giving me? I'm signing on. I'm talking about my medical history. Yeah. So we're talking about how Brooke is kind of shifting.

Shift is. Remember how I always talk about switching it up. Yes. Take a cold shower instead of a hot shower. Go on a walk a different way to the coffee shop. So Brooks deciding to take her depression and anxiety medications at night instead of the morning. No, I, well, I usually always, my whole life activity. Usually my whole life, I've been. I want this to be one cohesive bit so that we can get a clip out of this.

Well, Cheyenne's really good at editing. Okay. You know that. Well, I was, and we were talking about Brooks. But you got it wrong. Well, then... Start over. Just start over for me.

Okay. And? You know how I'm always talking about switching it up? Walk a different way to the coffee shop. Take a shower at night instead of in the morning or vice versa. Well, Brooks decided to start taking her depression and anxiety medications at night instead of in the morning. Just to switch it up. And to finish this thought really quickly,

we start talking about mental health and all these things. And I shared with Brooke that I always thought I was depressed. And then I met Brooke and I was like, I'm actually like totally fine. Like, I'm doing great. Yeah, that was like very sweet to hear. Yeah. You know?

Well, at least you know it's genetics. No, it's genetics. And it's so validating for you to be like, oh, damn, she's sick. Yeah. You know? Well, it's also validating for me to be like, oh, Yeah You're part

You're just part of the statistics You're just a Like part of your problem Not your problem The problem that you mentioned Where it was like Depression anxiety Might just be a trend

Yeah And mine as it turns out Are all hangovers Oh that'll do it Yeah So situational Yeah Because Wednesdays come around

And I'm like Right Oh my God Right I'm like I need to go have a beer No yeah It was explaining that

Oh I had a beer today Yeah You did You did Are you feeling it? No I forgot I had it just now. Yeah, that was good.

You know, we are constantly talking about important things such as mental health while at the deli. There's no wrong place to chat about mental health, especially when there's lunch meat involved. I think that's the most safe space to talk about. Lunch meat doesn't judge. Something I've always said, normalize mental health, but not too much. You know? Amen. Now on the deli thought really quick. Yeah.

Blow some minds very quickly. Thanks. I got a straggler in my pupil. Delhi is short for... Delicatessen. Delicatessen. Now, what... When did you learn that?

Recently. The same week, actually, that I learned that Delaware was a state. What did you think it was? A province. Do we even have provinces? No, that's Canada. I think. I think.

I don't know. No, Delaware's a state. For sure. There are some incredible places in Delaware, if you can believe it. Have you ever been? No. There's some good places, good beaches. Do I look like I've ever been in Delaware?

Yeah, a little. Kind of? Yeah. I don't know what happens in Delaware. There's cool beaches and stuff. Yeah, have you ever heard of Roebuth? No, what the fuck is that? It's a beach.

It's just like, so great bookstore. Wow, I feel like they just spun a wheel for six. Six, what's it called? Hour. Things out. And it's like when something- Silibles? Yeah.

They just spun a wheel for six syllable words. And they were just like, Ro, Ho, Beth, I guess that's really. That could be done of any single word. Yeah, but no, all the beaches, Hoboken. Okay. Hoboken?

Yeah, like all those jurors, like all the Upper East, it's like, who named these? A deli. Isn't it? Some guy at a deli named all those. Delicateousous, man. Isn't it amazing to think about,

the words, every word has come from somewhere. Latin. Someone literally said, yeah. Okay, some Latin people. Sat down and came up with the words. Sure. Wild.

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It's probably... Imagine what's happening to my chest. So, yeah, there's a dripid. That's happening under my face pain as well. Yeah, it's paking. That's the word on the other word. Right, and I'll tell you that it is one of the most intense itching situations I've ever had. And the amount of self-control that I'm that I'm using...

I feel like I have to tell you, like, as a men, as a man, you've been trained. You've been hypnotized and brainwashed a thing. that giving up is a failure. But I want to let you know, it's not. You can wash that makeup off at any time. In fact, I encourage you to. Thank you for letting me know. Any time.

And you're not a failure. Here's what I'll say. You're not a failure. I feel the same way about what you just said as I do about people that run half marathons. Shut the fuck up about it. You run half a marathon? Oh, you read half a book?

You're gonna tell everybody you read half a book? You finished half your sandwich? That's a huge deal for a lot of people. Well, don't put a sticker on the back of your car window about it is all I'm saying I got you a present by the way. Oh my God. Is it here? No, it's not here yet, but that reminded me of it.

That's exactly saying. It's a sticker. Hey, I got you. I ordered you a present. Cool. Did you finish a marathon? Oh. But I agree.

I think normalize giving up. Yeah. Normalize quitting while you're behind. You've always said that. Mm-hmm. So you just let me know when you're ready to wash that off and I will be, in fact, I'll watch it off for you. I actually kind of want to leave it on and then time lapse this

episode and see how it comes off on its own. It's caking. Yeah, cake. What's happening around the eyes is also exceptional, just in the fact that it's still soaking wet around there. Oh, also, just giving a heads up to the team, don't go on the bathroom. For now, I'm going to clean it. But I was in a rush to get out here.

Okay, here's what I was going to say. Wow, we really tangented that one. No, it always happened. We really went on like a zip line course through the woods there. That always happened. huh. Here's what I wanted to say about your Instagram story

and people just not giving you enough credit. For DTF. For DTF and just like assuming that you're like a huge dumbass. You can be a dumbass and be smart at the same time. You could be a funny dumb ass which like doesn't make you a dumbass

it makes you witty. Yeah. At the end of the day. Hell yeah. There's like hairs everywhere. Sweat. What I was going to say is last night on my, last night

I go on a run. I have plenty of time to run but I always choose to go right when it gets dark for some reason. I don't know why. I think it's so that if I get like running at the exact same time as I car on the side of the road, they can't see how badly I'm struggling to catch my breath. You say that, but you are a good runner.

Thanks, Brooke. That's super nice. Yeah. So I ran last night and I come home and I have a great playlist, by the way. If you want to listen to a good running playlist, if you're an avid runner and you just need some songs that like give you a beat, like a tempo to run to type. and do Laffy Taffy by D4L and then go to the radio on Spotify and click play. It's like Jordan Belford, pump it by the black eyed peas, bottoms up by Nicky Minaj

and somebody else. It's super good. Anyways, so I get home and I'm exhausted, and I see this guy, and he's walking on the sidewalk, and I'm running up behind him, and I didn't want to, like, start him, so I, like, stopped a couple, like 10, 15 feet back. And then he turns kind of, isn't sure if he's in the right area kind of thing, but he's got a big backpack on. And I'm like, what is this guy?

Maybe he's delivering something. But then he can't figure out where to go once he enters my house. And he's like, and I have other people on my property. And he's going to this door, going to this door, and kind of like looking around, looking around. So I walk past him. And I go, I'm going to do, I'm going to cross the street, walk back the other way and take a look inside and see if he's still there. Still damn there. And it hasn't even knocked on anybody he's doing.

He's kind of looking around, head on a swivel, like oscillating fan. and I'm like, not on my watch. Not on my watch. Watcher? Yeah, I text my neighbor, all my neighbors. I go, anyone order anything? There's a guy outside in what looks like a delivery backpack, but he hasn't picked where to go yet.

And no one answered. And then my one neighbor answered. I've already dialed 911. She goes, oh, that's a voter registration guy. Yeah. So. They should know. Like, people...

They should know that the watcher just came out on Netflix. I was gonna say, I don't know if calling them like a solicitor is like politically correct. But I guess it is a solicitor. They should know, like they should have a schedule, Netflix schedule of when Netflix is coming out

with stalking, stalking murder shows, and they should plan according. They should have like a spring break when Dahmer comes out. Right. All right, you guys get the week off again, National Holiday because Netflix

released another like horrifically based on a real story series that everyone's going to finish in three days heads out and they're going to go, oh, my gosh. Okay, well, I guess I'll watch the watchers so I can emphasize with all these people's doors I'm knocking on at 8 p.m.

when it's dark out. And normally it's not dark out at 8 p.m. But because of the ATF? Delight hours ass. We have to just, it sucks for them, but that's just the reality that they live in now. And then I walked back by and he was at the neighbor's house knocking with an iPad.

So I just didn't get that close of it. But I was saying that maybe At least wear a glow stick As a fun rebrand Buy some of those fun light up sketches Like bright colored ones Or maybe Red White and Blue ones

Yes And maybe they could go Uh Dun dun dun Or uh No that's the bride Walking Down the aisle song Uh

Oh say Can you Something America Or like Do da Like fortunate sun By Creedence Clearwater Revival Lizzo

Something fun Yeah Just so I know that you're not watching the watcher yeah it's easy as that anyways all respect to him i feel really bad i put that on my story and i tweeted it but he don't he don't know no he will never know yeah but also not to give anyone any ideas but it's like a really easy way to show up at someone's door and be like oh no i was just getting them to register vote oh this is what i was saying okay sorry that was dark but that's my thought because my mom would never let me go to haunted houses because she's

like you'll straight up, that'd be a great place for a murderer. Right, right. Your friends would never know. It's a good example of hiding in plain sight, which is the most deadly way. Yeah. To catch your prey. Right. Yeah.

And we kind of walk right into the web. You itching? Is it coming off a little bit? I just noticed you're hitting. I'm seeing a bit of face danger landing on my black jacket. Yeah. A little bit. That's great.

So, yeah, my mom would always scare me there. So I always go to worst case scenario every single time. Like I did with Sunny, the adoptable dog. Right, right. may he either live or rest depending on what his situation is now. You did do the responsible thing. I know.

Every single person, by the way, responded really well. They commented. That's the first responsible thing I've ever done. It was by accident. I can't take any credit for that. That was just a chemical imbalance in my brain that sends me to worst case. Right.

Anyway, so I put on my story that this guy was at my front door waiting for me to, I assume, chop me up and eat me. And then he was of owed a registration person. saluting. Working. For those audio listeners, Connery, saluting. Yeah, working his arse off to give him to the ballots. Now, I'm registered to vote already.

Of course. Right? So I don't need everyone coming into my DM saying, no, you need to be registering. I'm good. Let's address a situation at hand where there's a man with a backpack at my front door in the pitch black. Right. There's a rebranding situation.

Who's that girl on TikTok that does the rebrand? It's Jess. I don't know who does the rebrand. She does like marketing, like the marketing TikTok girl. The girl who's like, this is a hack. Who gives you hacks? I don't know. Maybe.

No, I don't know who you're talking about. Oh, there's a girl on Instagram or a TikTok that does. The girl that's like, they don't want you to know this. Oh. This girl? No, it's not her. But I do love this girl. Here we go.

She's super monotone and she redesigns everybody's logos. It's a joke. I chose to work on with Starbucks. I don't like anything about it. Oh. I hate this green color. I don't like this figure. I like the Starbucks logo.

No, but look, she's a, she's joking. The font is also just tacky and outdated. So I redesigned it more of a happier feel. I wanted to maintain the integrity of the stars in the original logo because I can't. tell she's from like New Jersey. Really? I'm not getting that vibe.

I'll look it on. Emily's you gay. It was H&R block. My honey. I just hate the block. Right. I put it in a circle instead. The last victim was Apple.

I hate this little bit. There's no symmetry going on. Right. She's just going to fill on the bite. She's not even any words indicating which brand this is. You just have to guess so I don't like that. This is my redesign of Apple's logo. I thought they needed a,

The block. Yeah. From H&R. Yeah, that's good. To the youth like me, and I enjoyed a lot. I also did start to miss the block from H&R Block. Brilliant. That's not her.

Okay, perfect. Perfect. She had the other girl's blonde, but I think that, what, oh shit. Sorry. Oh, Brooke went ahead and took her sensory toy and put it into her people. I poke myself on the eye with my fidget. If any optometrists want to come on the pot and take a look at our eyes. I need an eye exam for sure.

I have half of a wig in my, in my socket. as we speak. In your cornea. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well. I'm saying that voter registration people, that whole company brand,

hmm. Organization needs a rebrand. Yeah. Make them as approachable as like the Boy Scouts. They do like the same thing. Ooh, they should have underage children asking you to vote. What could go wrong? I don't know.

I guess we'd have to test it out. Yeah. You don't know until you try. I'm sweating. Don't knock. Are you ready to move on to our next bullet point? Yeah, what was? Jesus Christ. What were we doing?

You were talking about the voter registration man being the watcher. Yeah, I'm having a heat stroke. Okay. Again, it's not giving up. Right, right, right, right. Right. You ready? Yeah, now this is a story.

All about how. The next bullet point, I don't really remember what I meant. It says catfish. Yeah. I think I know what you meant I know I got catfished by all the boys in my grade pretending to be the boy I liked cousin and they merged his face with the skateboarder

Ryan Shekler friended me on Facebook asked me to be his girlfriend I said yes and then I was dating a morph of Ryan Shekler and my crush that was controlled by all the boys in my grade but I don't think that's what I meant well that'd be a good TV show pilot Oh I know what I meant

Sorry did I scream in your In your mic? Every time I breathe, one of these stragglers, Ozzy Osbourne's hairs get into the back of my throat that one touched. Don't, again, take it off if it's going to interfere. No, because I'll look like I'm at the skate park being... A mime? Miming at the skate park. I think that that's an option.

That's a costume in itself. You're heat stroking. You've got hair in your eyes. You're melting. It's time to surrender. I have a little bit more in me, Brooke. Okay, I'm giving you 10. I'm giving you 10 men's.

Tops. Let me see what I look like. I don't think you want to do that. My phone won't let me in. Ooh. Oh my God. A huge flake just fell off. You know who I look like?

The Joker. Taking a picture? I wanted to snap that really quick. Oh, God. I got it. Oh, my God. It's my cousin's aunt. That wouldn't even make sense here.

Wouldn't your cousin's aunt be your? No, other side. Not my, she's not my bloody. Okay, okay, okay. Her name's. Wouldn't that be your mom? I don't want to say. Wouldn't that be your mom? My cousins? Yeah, it would as well. It would. Yeah. Okay, I remember who I was catfish by. This was back in, this isn't like a story, but it's just a fact is that I followed on Twitter, all of the members of One Directions family members. And, um, Nile's dad, Bobby, Horan, followed me back.

He's like a 40-something-year-old man, and we DMed all the time. And I'd be like, tell Nile... How old were you? 16? And I'd be like, tell Nile, like, send Nile all my love, and he'd be like, yes, like, Nile knows who you are. And I'd be like, that's, like, insane. And then a few, after, like, a year of DMing Bobby, it came out that... A 16-year-old.

Bobby was a 16-year-old girl as well. Oh, best friends. Yeah, and it turns out it was a literal epidemic. Like this Bobby had hundreds of thousands of followers and had a unique relationship with every single one of them. I would not be surprised, Connor. And half of our listeners have gone through the same experience. No, I've gone through the same experience as me as being cappished by Nile's dad on Twitter. I don't know why I remembered that recently.

Everyone write in if you've been catfish by Bob. Did you ever have a Tumblr? Yeah. I think I've been thinking about Tumblr. Something's happening. Okay. How about you go wash your makeup up? No, no, no, no.

Continue with your story, because I have something to say that. I want to forget it. I think it's just because I've been thinking about Tumblr so much and that happened in the Tumblr era. And I want to go back on Tumblr. My Tumblr, can you guys go to BavV-V-V-V-V-Tumblr.com

because my Tumblr's still up and running. Mine got removed. Mine's still good. I'm pretty sure. But I'm not going to see mine on. And I don't think I uploaded mine since. No, I think mine's pretty tame. I'm going to see if I can.

find mine on my phone. Okay, I can look it up on my phone. Why don't you look years up on your phone? Okay. And it's okay to have a little bit of dead air. Yeah, no, there it is. Look. What is going on?

Look, there's some friends gifts. Oh my God, look at, like, that's a time capsule. Look at those pants and those shoes. Like, that's what was in. An office quote. I really, donuts? That's incredible. Some high school musical.

Normalize never changing, never growing up, never evolving. ever. Harry Thiles. Like, that's literally friends. Like, that's scary

that it's literally, it's just like, I would scroll, yeah, sushi. I would scroll this Tumblr and be like, this is amazing stuff now.

And that was me in high school making this tumbler. Lettuce bra? Yeah, lettuce bra. Very funny. Oh, that actually cracks me up, that Rugrats thing. Philip!

Lillian! They're looking at each other naked. Lil can ask you question. That was on Rugrats? Yeah, Tommy looking at little... His sister's...

Naked. Well, they were just like, what is that? Babies look at each other naked. But they didn't need to air that. That seems like something that you figure out on your own. No. You don't have to make it sexual. You know?

Yeah, I'm not making it sexual. I'm saying that didn't need to be like in a cartoon. Oh, I think it's funny. Okay. Anyway, that's the Tumblr. I can't find mine anymore, but... You were banned from the platform.

No, I wasn't. I was trying to be a photographer, like Je Alvarez, remember? Yes. And I was doing a damn knock-up job at it, too. And it's funny, I'll say it, because I don't think that she's following me on anything anymore, but Addison Ray did tell me that I, my Tumblr is what inspired her to get into making videos. Yeah. And I was like, what...

backbone of her career. I was like, what are you talking about? Like, I was making GoPro edits in fields. Like, we had, but she brought up one video that I forgot that I made, which to this day, like, I don't think I can find it if I look. Uh-huh. Because I don't know how to find my Tumblr. It's not my name. What was their username? It's not my, I don't want to say it, because I don't want someone else to find it if I'm going to find it, but I know what I thought it was and I just typed it in and nothing came up. It said like can't find the page you're looking for it. And I don't think I ever changed it. But, um, I don't want to, um, I don't think I ever changed it. But, um, We were talking about it, and she goes,

there's this one video that you made. It's black and white, and it's to this song by Drake. And I can't remember the song, but she remembered the song. This was like last year. And I was like, that video? It was from my senior year of high school. We are all drunk in a field lighting fireworks. But like, I added it on I movie and made it look really fun.

Well, you never know whose life you're going to touch. That's why you should always do what you love, because you never know if Addison Ray is watching. She's always watching Yeah I don't think she's watching anymore She unfollowed me on everything Did she?

Yeah Really? Yeah Oh shit Her Emma Chamberlain Mia Califo Everyone

Mia Califo That hurt That's like Kind of whatever No offense It's like Okay Just like a fool sir

That's kind of just like Okay You know who unfollowed me Who Two people Ashley Iris Apatow That sucks

Which like really, I was like, like literally fuck my life. Because in my head, I'm sure she was like, oh, this girl's annoying unfollow. But in my head, it was like at an Appetal family dinner. She literally showed my TikTok. Everyone being like, this girl is so fucking annoying. Let's all press unfollow together. Yeah. And then all, Maude, Judge, Leslie.

And Iris would hurt. All pressed unfollow as an Apatel family dinner. As a unit. As the Apatel unit. So that's kind of what happened in my head when Iris unfollowed me. Yeah. And then. Paul Rudd was there too.

Ashley Graham. unfollowed me. On TikTok? Yeah. Whoa. But then I was like, did she ever follow me or did I make that up?

But I think she did. I don't know if she, I think she unfollowed me if she ever followed me. She doesn't follow me. She'll probably hear this. For sure. She definitely is a avid listener.

I can't think of anyone else that had really heard. But I think Iris was the kicker. At this point, I've muted so many people. people in the past like three weeks. It feels so fucking good. It's like it's like clipping your toenails.

It's like, oh, I needed to do that. Yeah. And now I can wear flip-flops again. I love muting. Mooting. Mooting. Moo, moo. Moo.

I love muting, yeah. It is really a healthy. It feels so damn good. Yeah. Guys, the challenge of today, mute someone you went to high school with. You know, it's also kind of sad. I learned recently.

I was going through like my followers and just being like, let's clean this out. No, I was going through the people I follow. And I was like, let's clean this out. I clicked on so many people from high school that I was like, I don't need to follow them anymore. Turns out they had already made the same decision about me. And moved forward with unfollowing me as well.

Which like that, like, go to hell. Go to hell, by the way. If I could interest you in going to hell. Yeah. Just like, that's incredibly rude. Hey. I think that everyone needs to put themselves first at the end of the day, a day.

Yeah, unless it's going to hurt my feelings, which they should have considered before they unfollowed me before I could unfollow them. You can't fire me. I already quit. Yes, that's exactly the kind of energy that I'm going for. Okay. Ready? Next bullet point.

Are you okay? Yeah, this hair of mine is. It's never too late to. It must be humid in here. My hair is... Oh, the new COVID train. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, we're going to have to read an article for this one.

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dipping with a boneless bucket today. Prices in participation vary. Yeah, how about you try that instead of making deadly, deadly diseases? Good point, Connor. What the fuck? I guess they're making a laugh. A wig that isn't in the back of my throat this whole episode. I guess they're kind of

trying, though. Yeah, but let's get everybody to like get on the same page. Like every, all hands on deck. Hey, let's do one thing at a time instead of half. This is all this. Take the wig off. Take the wig off. No.

We're almost through. I'm going to push through. I think like, here's what I think. It's like having 15 things to do on your to-do list and starting all of them. And I'm being, oh, no, damn, it's 6 p.m. I'm going to watch TV until midnight now. How about do one of the things? Like, all at once.

and then instead, like, even if it takes you the whole day to do that one thing, at least it's done in the next day, you only have five things on your list. Scientists. I'm convinced they're all making out in these labs and then they are making the new COVID strains within their mouths and bodies by hooking up. Yeah.

Can I say something about the headline? Yeah. This strain was created in a lab at Boston University, which as we know, as some of it, you may know, I did attend at university for four years, Be you. Might I just say, I think my lab, they mean the subway, not the subway as in like, not the T, like, not the metro. I mean the subway, the restaurant, if you could, the restaurant that was.

Meatball marineria incorporated. In the dorm, in my dorm, right below my actual room, and the smell would come up the vent. and that's where COVID started. Or maybe on my fifth floor walk up where I live sophomore year that when I came back from winter break after four weeks, it was actually going to go ahead and be coated, head to toe, floor to ceiling in what the people might call black mold. Black mold soap sheets covered.

Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy. All my clothes destroyed. We got someone to come out and they said, shoot are you not comfortable sleeping here tonight couldn't even if i wanted to you know um so they were able to rehouse me into an old abandoned hotel for the rest of the year so that was amazing so do i believe that the deadliest covid strain has now been invented at be you yes did it happen in a lab no i hope that lab is a loose term lab is the loosest term and it's talking about probably every other part but besides the laps.

B. You. Barf. Barf. Wait, so we didn't even get to the science. Barf University. Barf, B.U. Wait, so researchers at Boston University that involved, research at Boston University

that involved testing a lab-made hybrid version of the SARS-Cove-2 virus is garnering heated headlines, no shit, alleging that scientists involved could have unleashed a new pathogen. Don't. Again. What are we voting on? I don't know what. Doesn't this sound like a voting thing?

Your makeup right now, I cannot even stress to you. It's cracking. It's wet and it's so dry at the same time. It's ripping down your face and it's cracking in half. There's no evidence the work performed under the biosecurity level three precautions in BUs National Emerging in Fetious Disease Lab. Jeez, that's a mouthful, was conducted improperly or unsafely. The pain is soaking into my skin.

in fact it was approved by an internal biosayety review community and Boston's public health commission the university said Monday night but it's become apparent that the research team did not clear the work with the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases which is one of the funders of the project the agency indicated that it is going to be looking for some answers as to why at first learned of the work through media reports

totally it's crazy when you read a scientific article my brain it just goes Okay, let me just go ahead and say this exactly what happened here is like us being, it's like us going, it's like us saying, hey, do you mind if we just

kind of like conduct our research here and see what we can do? And then them being like, yeah, sure, here's some money. I mean like, by the way, we just made like a new cancer. And they're being like, huh? They find out on Twitter. Right, I would love to know if there are any scientists listening, which there are.

There are. They've let us know. They've let us know that we've been wrong. In every instance. Why? We're just guessing. Why make bad things? How about try making a good thing?

Make go. If you need something fun to do, like that would be... Go ahead and make some slime and make a video about it. Make some slime and goo. Yeah. Try guys needs another guy to be trying this. So maybe try to do something good for once. Yeah.

Once in your... Science. Hell yes. A bunch of... We love... And this is not the same. say we don't love science because y'all know we love it and you know our hearts and this house you know what in this house we love science here's what i say it's one specific itchy spot on my

cheek i've always said this question everything unless you're tired or don't want to know the answer hell yes con that's incredible you never fail to amaze me i don't want to know what's in a hot dog you know yeah but i want to know what the hell they were thinking here totally do do do Oh my god That's what's happening in my brain right now Yeah

Sorry What are they Put a little test tube Finger popping You know why I'm probably Like so like A little bit brain dead

Probably from all the toxic chemicals On Boston University's campus Outside of the lab Probably I think I'm a little brain dead Because of all the toxic

chemicals that are entering through my skin pores And into my nose directly I'm gonna present you With another opportunity to wash it off

No no no Mama Okay I'm going to keep going. Oh, can I make sure that we talk about my new app idea before we go anywhere else?

Speaking of science that needs to be developed, let's jump into your app idea. Speaking of priority in sciences and women in tech. Yes. Get a load of this. Get a load of this woman in tech right here.

Broke had a great idea that if you want to develop this idea because it seems like it'd be really easy. It seems like it'd be. Wait, we should do a verbal patent on this before we advanced. Yeah, verbal patenting. Firmal patent alert

Activated It's verbal patent It's so simple It's so easy And yet somehow Only the smartest of minds Could have come up with it The smartest of mind singular

And she's sitting right here Yeah The app idea is simply A mood app Where you can Kind of share with all of your friends Upon waking up for the day This is my mood

So you better Watch out or maybe you want to hang out today. For example, this is what made me think of it. Was it last week where I came into this? Guns ablaze. Just this dude. This girl had a dark cloud over her.

If you guys had been tracking my menstrual cycle, which I would sure hope you have been. You'll know that I have been getting moody, moody, right before. And that was around five weeks ago, which would put us at last week, me in the prime period. Yeah.

And so I was teary, sad, and these boys at the studio had no idea. But if I had had this app where we could all be friends in the app, I could have let them know my mood with either a color signifying my mood or even words. To let them know what my mood was or is, period. You could have put period, period, period. That could have been like your song and your cope up and been like, oh God, got to left the team now. my mood app put red storming cloud thunderbolt i think punching emoji and they would know whoa let's get

brook hurt let's not egg brook on today i see a lot of opportunity for this in the workplace too yeah should i ask my boss for a raise today let me check the mood app whoa my god i'll wait it's like you know my dad has this it's like that like little like kitsy like emoji book where it's like you can put it on your dad he put it on his desk and it's like this is my mood today basically see it's that but app form make Everything, Appform. Epform. Epiform. I think, I agree with you.

I think that it's a good idea. And I think that it is... Why are you holding your toes like that? Sometimes I do that. I think that it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, we're almost going, we're bringing something back from the dead, which is setting a status, which is available to do on like a Twitter. And it used to be our away message.

By the way, why can't we feel like our way message as a song anymore? Instagram's adding that piece of tech news that should be on Snapchat by the way I don't want Instagram to have Snapchat to show what song you're listening to if I want that whoever's jacket that is like

you're going to have to burn it why because of my face dandruff or because of the levels of of sopping wet that's happening on the inside honestly con a little bit of both I could ring this out and fill up a jug

yeah oh I believe it yeah or a pitcher was when I meant yeah That one part of my chin is so itchy. Wait, let me get a close-up pick of just, like, kind of the texture. I can't even put my mic in my mouth. It's all about texture. Wait, check this out.

Does that make you want to wash it off? No. Check that out, guys. Okay, awesome. Okay, moving on. You know that when, like, the rolls in your stomach start touching each other, but then they get so wet with sweat. Ooh, sorry, guys. that like you almost feel like you could turn at 180 degrees.

Like my least favorite thing is just like when I'm, I sleep on my side and just like feeling my stomach at night, just like knowing it's there. It's like the worst feeling in the world. Yeah. That was like when I was sitting a specific way and, oh no, this is a funny story. I was at home alone when I lived at the beach house.

And I knew that I was alone. It was my first night alone at that house ever. And I'm kind of turning on a little rom-com situation. and I'm kind of getting all cozy and I feel someone poke my fucking back. Oh, I remember this. And I said who's there?

Switch turned so fast. I almost pulled the muscle on my neck. No one's there and I go, are we dealing with a ghoul? Are we dealing with a ghost type of? Haunted house? And then I turn again, I feel it again. It was a different part of my stomach touching like higher up on my stomach.

Yeah, that's tough. So that was it's always tough when you think Your different body parts are rules Yeah it's also like a different It's like a new part of your body that you kind of have to body map Yes very good point That's part of just being in touch with yourself And that's what happened to me that night

So it actually wasn't a murder it was a new part of my role Yes Wow we really have been Speaking of roles we've been on one today We are on a role Should we tackle one last bullet point before We move on to questions that might just being the bonus up episode.

Yeah. Totally. Should we talk about Venmo etiquette? Yeah. Jump in. Go ahead. I don't really. It's just like,

it's one of life's toughest questions. To me, Venmo etiquette is the same as like that philosophy question that's like, would you steal of bread to feed your family?

Venmo etiquette is that level of complicated. Hmm. What do you think? I think to give it another analogy, I think it's, uh, it's kind of like when I'm driving and someone's crossing the street really slowly.

It's like, I'll hit you. you. But when I'm crossing the street, I'll take my damn time. That's perfect, you put it. Hit me. I'm like,

I dare you to hit me with your car. Yeah, so for, let me kind of tease that apart. Yeah. You being the driver in this instance and you wanting to hit the driver. I'd be the requester.

You would be, yeah, of course you're going to request money. That's your car on cash that you deserve. That being said, when you're the walker, that's somebody requesting you. And you will say, don't you dare? Don't you dare?

How dare you request me? Well, I kind of pick, because like, I have some stuff that I won't request my friends for because I know that it ends up coming back but like if we're in a situation where I'm never requesting you and you're requesting me

like right and if it's that kind of situation you should just as the other party know that you have entered into a you scratch my back I'll scratch your back relationship with this person or else I have to start nickel and diming you as well which I don't want to do that

because I'm hanging out with you every weekend or every like couple times a week, you know? I would just say in terms of vetimo, vetamacet. Vettamot. Venmo cat. In terms of Venmo, know that I never want to request you. That's the last thing I want to do.

It actually causes me physical pain and it gives me an ulcer. So just go ahead and pay me. Yes. Just do it on the spot. Do it on the spot. Here's the thing. Oh my God. I'm like itching this one spot.

It feels like when a dog you itch their armpit and their leg starts going. Yeah. Whoa, I wish you could see what I just saw. Yeah, I agree. I think also, what the hell was I gonna say? I think like, I like when someone pays at dinner, and it's like, okay, I'll Vimel. You can hate paying at dinner for like an expensive meal

for six people, you know, because they won't split the thing. Yes. But I'll do it. I'll do it, but you just have, I think in that situation, you request at the table. So everyone gets it. It doesn't come. The worst thing ever is when you're on a trip

or you have a big weekend with a group of people, and everyone vin more requests on Sunday. It's like, can I have my panic attack first? You get that out of the way instead of you piling on top of it on a Sunday. Yeah. That's all I'll say. Yeah. I've also been splitting their responsibility.

I've been putting my card down a lot and being the person that people have Enmo with the condition that somebody else does the splitting up for me. Because that's, I won't do that. You got to take a picture of your check. Yeah. But then no, like people will pay you, are more likely to pay you back if you tell them exactly what they owe. So it's like I've been putting my card down Sweet Angel, our friend Alexa

Has been putting that into her tab app And figuring out exactly what people owe And sending that out. That's been a helpful system. That was a good app idea. The tab app. Tab app, yeah. Someone I know made that.

Someone you know has made every app. Yeah. One of those bitches is going to be me one day. Yeah, you are that bitch in tech. Hell yes. That's what they've always said about you. I know. I guess that's really it on Venmo etiquette.

Yeah. I didn't have that much to say. It just sucks. It makes me wish money wasn't real. At the moral of the story, just like, don't make me request you because it's, it's harder for me than it is for you. Pay, if someone pays, pay on the spot. O.A.O.

Okay, great. Send it. You're out of the, you're out. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Let's try a bit of questions. Let's answer like one or two questions and then move to the bonus up to finish that. Okay. Okay. Do you want me to sing while we do? find them. No, I've just got to take this stuff off. Um, oh, you're gonna, it's really bad. What? The story's gone. What story? Of us saying, ask us your questions. Is it an archive?

That's like, like, oh, no, they're all still here. Like, if you just like go through, make sure they're all still there. Well, they're in, I've never done that, so I don't know how it works. Okay, wait, let me go to my archive Sorry, I should have planned this out better No, I've never done that before It's hard to tell what you're supposed to do Oh my god, that was scary, it's still here Okay, okay, what's up?

Here's a question for you, Con. Jump in. Well, I don't have it yet, so. Yeah, so I'll just, we'll take a second And have a meditation session. Hey, guys, it's May from earlier. It's Connor from high school. I wish my name was like talisman

or Geronimo, but it's Connor. I want everybody to take a deep breath in on the count of three, and once you take that deep breath in, you're going to hold it for five seconds. One, two, three. Thank you, Connor. One, two, three.

And let it out. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and that's going to be taking a deep breath. A lot of people forget to do that. I think sometimes I'm like, sometimes you, sometimes like I won't take a deep breath for a long time and I'll do it when someone reminds me to do it. And I'm like, whoa, that must be like what a cigarette feels like. It's like feels so good. That's a good point, Connor. I don't know why I'm having such a hard time landing on a question. I think there's a lot of pressure for the first one to be. No, there's not. There's no pressure because we're wrapping up this episode. And if this, if this question sucks, everyone can tune into the bonus on TMG Studios.tv. Brooklyn Connor tier is only $6. and a lot of funny stuff happens on there. It's really similar to this episode, which that was pretty fun,

but I think that in the bonus episode, it will even be more fun. No, I completely agree with you. Oh, you know what? I did screenshot a good question. Name a woman. Okay, ready? Yeah.

This is a good question because it's, this is interesting. If you two are the last people on Earth and it was up to you to repopulate, would you? And I'm looking deeper into that question more than just like having sex. I'm looking into it like,

if you were the last few people on earth, like, would you even want to, like, bring more people into it? You're on the same page with my thinking. Yeah. There's just, like, a layered question. I'm looking at the deeper letter. You're going to be pregnant for nine months.

Instead of, we could, we could party our asses off until we died instead of you having to take nine months off of party. Also, like, I would assume, unless we, like, break into a hospital and then, like, figure out how to, like, work all the meds in there that have been left over from the previous population.

I would never go to an abandoned hospital. No, I would. would prefer not to. I'm not doing that unmedicated. Like I want, I want to be unconscious and then deliver the baby while unconscious and then have them say, wiki, wiki. That's what I want to do. The morning you had a baby. So I'm not, I'm not going to have a baby without that opportunity. I don't know how to work an epidural. So I don't, I didn't think you would. I didn't, I know that it goes near your spine, but that doesn't seem like something that I want to mess with for the last woman on earth. And to be honest, I don't want you to mess with that either.

Hey, is this your spine? Yeah. Okay, here's this needle the size of. And also, So like, God forbid something happens to us and we just leave this kid, like, we leave the kid alone. That's not saying. Like, what, the eight-year-olds? We're going to be like, okay, good luck. Yeah. No. Also, they have to have sex with each other after that.

Shit. I didn't even think about that. And if you think about it. Oh, yeah, there's no way that. No. They wouldn't be able to do anything because. No, because they would be the end. It would be, or it would be like an incest population.

So no, we wouldn't. No, just like what's the point? Yeah. So we wouldn't. That's like the biggest plot hole that I can ever think of. Yeah, no, that was a really, I didn't even know it.

People were left there, it's like, hmm. There would have to be two. Let's bring a bunch of incest children into the world and see how that goes. Everyone's going to be like. There would have to be a few different people. Yeah. Yeah, we couldn't do it.

They would get all of our recessive genes. They would not enjoy the time that they spent on the abandoner. We couldn't do it just us too. No. There was one more. Then. Three's a, bra.

Three's a party. Yeah. Who knows what? could happen. Who's to say? Okay, one more. Are you ready? Yeah. Let me access that for you. Connor, you just started watching New Girl. Yep. Who's your favorite character so far? Nick. But how do you identify? Do you identify as Nick? Um, I do, except I think I'm a little bit, you said it best. You said that I am a Nick moon and a Schmidt Rising. I think whichever one is like you, the most, you're Schmidt. So I think that would be Schmidt Rising. I think that I'm Schmidt most?

Yes. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm neurotic like him a lot of times. I think, and you're also, like, pretty, like, driven and motivated, whereas Nick's whole thing is being lazy. Like, Nick wants to do nothing all day. Like, you're the exact opposite. There's a special thing called being driven and motivated, but not doing anything with it.

Still, he's just, like, has none of it. None of the drive. I guess I'm not there, yeah. I haven't really divin, dived in. No. Doved? Yeah. I haven't doved in.

No. Sorry. I haven't divined in. Dividend. Into the show? I need to do my financing soon. I haven't gotten that far into the show. So I don't know like they're different.

You do. You're like on five, season five. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm just on my phone the whole time. So I haven't really noticed. You know, I posted that thing. It got a ton of shares.

Everyone was like, this is exactly correct. So whatever you said on my story was right. Oh, that was Brickett sent that. Who's Ferguson? Winston's cat? Connor, have you watched any episodes of the show? Yeah, five seasons of it somehow. But you haven't been watching.

No, I've been on my phone. You've got to start over. Yeah, I can, though. But that's what's cool is that it's in the background, I catch little bits. But Chase Stokesy and me was like, I'm, everyone tells me I'm Ferguson. Does Ferguson talk? No. No.

He's just like a cat at the end of the day. Yeah, but he's like kind of like scrappy. Oh my God. Yeah. You know? Yeah. By the way, I saw Winston the other day at a bar. Yeah. Way to just keep this very popular famous bar secret.

There's so many celebrities there. It's really crazy. It is. I'll gatekeep it for a little bit longer. Okay, let's finish all the questions in the bonus episode. Bonus episode. Everyone feel free to jump into the bonus. I'm going to take a piece of sandpaper.

and scrape my face. I hope. I can't wait to see what's underneath here because I know that I'm breaking out in hives. Yeah, perfect. I'm excited. Tune into the bonus if you want to see what is under Conner's makeup.

Let's just say... And also under his leather on leather. Let's just say... I'm more than just skin deep. I have eczema for sure under this thing. Can you... I don't think something can give you eczema. I can give you a rash.

already have eczema, sure, but I don't think you can just... You can get eczema. But you can't just sprout it from something else. Like, it's not like it's contact. It doesn't develop from contact for the first time. Oh, my God. It feels like I'm dreaming right now. Okay.

We'll see you in the bonus. Bye, guys. Smooches. This week on close friends. My past two bugs, thing bug. Three boobs. I'd rather one boob. could put your one between mine.

We're in a triangle. We could fit like Legos. Swallow! Would you rather pop up give you a good hand job or a bad hand job? Can't say his name. No. I should be dead. I'm going to say you give yourself an opportunity.

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