Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

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Not, yeah, I was going to say it's not like sexy. Baluga whale We don't need to sexualize everything Including whales But that's a different story What I'm looking at right now What I'm looking at right now is full green M&M vibes This is a beluga whale

I could be in a deep loving relationship with this whale And I actually have been previously Now I want to preface what I'm about to say With fuck SeaWorld I hate SeaWorld And I want them all to burn and all the individuals involved with SeaWorld.

But I have been, and I did kiss a beluga whale. Call it beastiality. It was magical, and I'll remember it until the day I die. I think about how those probably, you know, Horton, here's a who. Yes. So there's a Horton living in there's a whole who bill living in those like bathroom carpets below the toilet, which, like, that's pretty cool. I admire that so much about your brain. It's just like you can see a shag carpet and think

Yeah You know what we can chalk that up to? ADHD My third grade reading level I think Hardin Here's the Who is my last book I read Wow Like on my bookshelf at home I have Frog and Toad's excellent adventure

Where the Wild things are Adventurous book for boys And the four agreements Where the Wild things are is really one of the best books. You know what I like where the wild things are is it's just such a good book.

It's such a good book and reading it as a kid is so different than reading it as an adult. I had no idea he was, it was in his head when I was a kid. I thought all of that was truly happening which was so remarkable. Which speaks to just being a kid

because you think that that actually could happen. The font, the drawing, the and the fact that this whole book happens when he's in his room. Also, I... Sorry. No.

Sorry. God. No. Odd me completely. Go. If you watch the movie, the movie's as well done as the book, but in a different way. And I've rewatched that movie so many times. It makes you feel so good.

But it also makes you feel a little uneasy. And I don't know if that's just me. But there's definitely deeper levels to that book that I haven't figured out and the movie. Like there's thematic. Like, look at that. See, that is something that I can't even look at. Oh. I can't.

explain it it gives me full body hebie jubis oh i there's something so like warm about this image to me i think to me that looks like it could exist which is why i can't like like those dogs it look like people like they have like something in their eyes that say help me it's trapped in here there's something absolutely terrifying about that you know what it reminds me of i know what it reminds me of it reminds me of like when mGMT was the biggest i don't did you listen to mj mj mj md Is that Hey Juliet Give me a song I don't know

Who's Hey Juliet I'm asking you I mean I mean MGMT is Bum bum bum bum bum Bum bum bum Can we play a little bit of

MGMT So like this era for me Was Tumblr Going to the beach When Southern California was the coolest thing ever Like Blink 182 vibes No Okay

I don't know it You do This one, this one Okay But let the Let the beat kind of drop Oh Oh

Yeah Yeah I do know that So it's just a band But that reminds me of a time When Like we were taking pictures In like southern California It was cool

And Palm Trees were cool And it was Tumblr And it was notes And it was like Also I need to stop saying Like so much I was gonna address that This morning

About how when I watch clips back I cannot watch myself because I'd say like, but I thought if I brought it up, like that would... Yeah. That would make it work. So let's... I don't... Let's just not...

If there's a space where we need to say that word, just pause. I can finish the thought... It comes out quicker than I can think or react. I know. I'm just going to be really mindful of it today. You know what's interesting. We'll keep each other accountable.

When I was in France, I went on a French exchange program in high school, the French kids would say... What do you do on the French exchange program? exchange program. Well, the good question, Connor. It was in 10th grade and for two weeks, we just got matched up with a student and for two weeks, a French student in a French school and they were all at the same school. We were all the same school in my French class. They came to stay with us for two weeks. So I had a French student living with me. House swap. Wife swap. More of a house swap.

And then we went to France for two weeks and lived with them. Yeah, but they would always say this word when they were talking in French, as you do in France. And I was like, oh, I know. Good catch. I kept asking, what is that word? I don't know that word. And they couldn't explain it. They were just, they just kept saying, it's just what we say.

And it's the equivalent of like. So it's every language kind of has that word. But where does it come from? Why is it like? you know and why I forget what they would say but it's just interesting I'm sure someone from France you can't even explain it if anyone knows what the and what it started with a B I don't know though bike no it wasn't remind I don't know but it's interesting because you couldn't explain to somebody who didn't speak English why we say oh this isn't going to help at all no uh oh I think it was

fun the way that I learned Spanish in school when I played club soccer most of my teammates were Hispanic and spoke Spanish and I could speak they only spoke Spanish on the field so like when I was playing and we're yelling each other and communicating I learned more Spanish on the field than I did in two and a half years in in high school and then I took another two and a half years in college because I couldn't learn it yeah before we go further yeah I think we want to take a little little piece of the show right now to acknowledge like how how many evil, horrible things have been happening recently. We hope that the show today and moving forward can provide a little bit of an escape from all of the news.

Yeah, I personally am feeling pretty sick over it, but we're going to power through today and do the best we can. And that's all that we can all do at this time. Do you mind asking who I'm wearing today? Oh my gosh, who are you wearing? What story does that tell? I'm wearing a Brooke Cullen original. It was custom made, paired with a fibula custom made pair of jorts. You custom made those jorts?

Yeah. I complimented them earlier. Thank you. I made them this morning. I love when you show off your thigh tats. Thanks. I'll get them on camera so everyone can get a good look. We got.

I appreciate that. This is a good crop for me. It is a good fit. And do you know the significance behind Crop bag? I do remember it was Paul Rudd and Lusa Cudrow in this scene. Lusa. Lusa. Lusa.

We love you. Lucy Luzza. What is it? Lisa Cudro. Lisa Cudro. Yeah. Who is the anti-who is the... Were you about to say Antichrist?

No. I was going to say Anna Wintor of... Oh, of friends? Of friends. Yeah. Because they look the same. Oh, interesting. But this is this scene.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I could give you a little bit more insight to the crap bag reference if you want because. So the sweater for audio. It's from friends. Oh, it says crap bag. So today I'm wearing one of Brooks' original handcrafted, hand sewn, made with love and tears and blood and sweat. Right.

Her, is it crochet or is it knitted? Yeah, I don't know how to crochet. Those are two very different skills. which I don't think people understand. I don't understand. Because when people ask me, can you crochet me a sweater? It just, to be honest,

makes my blood boil because I don't know how to crochet. Please respect the art of renting. I know it's not your fault. It's just a personal fiber artist, quam. Sure. Yeah. And we all can take this moment as a learning moment. We see you, we hear you.

And we're all here learning. But I'll tell you about the reference. Basically, Phoebe and Mike, Mike is Paul Rush. get married and she is going to go to the name bureau and change her last name to Hanigan, Mike's last name. And when she's there, she realizes she can change her name to absolutely anything. So she moves forward with changing her name to Princess Consuel a Banana Hammack.

And then it comes back and tells that to Mike. And he says, okay, if that's what you want to do, fine. I'm going to change my name as well. It's a crap bag. First name crap. last name bag. That's pretty funny. And if you need an easy way to remember it,

you can just think of kind of just like a bag of crap. Yeah. And then he insists that she introduced him to people as first name crap, last name bag. And that kind of gets her thinking. Maybe I'll just change my name to Hannigan. That's why I'm such a huge fan of passive aggressiveness.

Uh-huh. Even if it means like... It gets the job done. Yeah. Yeah. You know, who doesn't work on... is my landlord. What's going on?

So got that construction going. Let me, I don't know if I don't know if I've talked about that to everyone. Okay. So, okay, so, okay, so first of all, hang on, I'm trying to think of where to start here. Basically, my apartment is on a second story and it's by itself and there's a unit below it who the landlord is renovating and he fully gutted this spot and he said it's going to be two weeks a really loud noise and when I say loud I mean I thought we were having like a really intense earthquake in my

building I thought I was falling through the roof and I text my landlord says it has now been five and a half weeks of them taking a hacksaw to what is literally underneath my bed and they do start at 7.30 in the morning and the ordinance in our city because I've studied up now says they are allowed to start at 7 in the morning and I've downloaded a decibel meter to measure decibels of these men hard at work?

Because is there a decibel requirement on the website that you were on? There's a noise ordinance, which if anyone's having issues like this, which I've never been a noise ordinance guy, go ahead, play your music. I don't really care. Right. But this is so loud. You've heard it. Well, even when you join meetings, it's...

I can't get off mute on Zoom. Right. And I certainly can't film any videos in my house. Which is your job. So basically the whole thing. thing is that if there's a noise ordinance issue, it has to be consistent for five minutes at a certain decibel level. So a decibel, I don't know what a decibel is. I'll be straight up with you. I don't, yeah. Like it's a sound. It's a level of volume, I guess.

It's a level of volume, I guess. Would be, they're measured in decibels. Well, now I'm on a different unit of measurements. Confuse me. Okay. So it's a decibel. and it can be 55, up to 55, legally, and then once it surpasses 55, now we've got an issue on our hands, but it has to be consistent for five minutes. That's how I can report it. So I had to get a second phone to put it on the ground to measure, but it's not five minutes consistently. It's, they had a jackhammer down there for two weeks. So if it's going on for 20 minutes, but there's slight pauses, that's not.

Doesn't count. It doesn't count in the order. So I'm just at a loss for words. Anyways, then my neighbor passes away. And I'm like, you know, bless his heart, but I am getting there myself. Like, this is like killing me. I'm losing, I'm not able to sleep. They started Saturday.

I didn't know they were allowed to work on Saturday. Who works on Saturday? Right. Wouldn't dream of it. Right. He started working on Saturday at 7.30. And I texted my landlord. I was like, dude, this is not livable conditions for me.

And he said, Here's my permit to do this. And how long has it been? Five and a half weeks. Okay. Anyways, that's that. So, um, so guy behind me, my neighbor has now his family's all back there and they're unloading his entire house.

Mm-hmm. It's shocking. A lot happening. A lot happening at your apartment. And they're like, please take. No, it's not sound. Please take all this stuff. It sounds like.

There's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot. It's not like a really just like casual living situation. Right. So they're giving me all this. stuff and I'm like they give me this dictionary last week and I'm the dictionary is a size have you ever seen a book yes you've seen it okay I mean uh so you've seen a book I'm trying to think of what else to compare it to it is a book right but it's uh it's big I know um I trying to think of how I can

do it for audio people it is the size of a microwave in like it is sits it has depth to it It's a deep book. And I open, it's cool looking, but it's a dictionary. You never know when you're going to need that. And I start opening it. He's marked pages in it. He's marking pages in this. And now I feel like if I start going through this, maybe I can put together a sentence.

Right. In the afterlife. You mean like crack some sort of FBI case? No, just like talk to like do a seance. Oh. Seonce. Okay. Seance, yeah.

Yeah. Do one of those maybe. Living alone gets lonely. So maybe I'm cool with it. Still no bird. Still no sign of the bird. But they are also giving me like a ton of wine. And I started looking up all the bottles at $200 bottle of wines.

And they're from 2001, 1994. Wow. Yeah. Anyways. So a lot going on on your end is what I'm hearing. Yeah. And I'm going through my notes that I typed up in like a weird state this morning. and um i want to start start saying um uh and like and you know you may have noticed that i haven't

spoken in the past 10 minutes and that's because i know i'm just going to say like say something i have nothing to i don't have anything to say right now okay well my bullet points for today that i wanted to start with to do some house cleaning yeah i want to apologize for to kansas city for um speaking poorly on your city i have no qualms against kansas city i've never been and to me it's the epitome of the Midwest. Right. But I don't have any quantity. It looks really nice.

Connor. Yeah. I had always thought the Midwest was not a place that I ever needed to be or wanted to be. When I did a road trip, I, when I first moved here, I flew here. And then eventually I flew back home to drive my car back out. Oh. And I drove my car from Philly to L.A. In driving through the Midwest, I drove through Indiana.

Ohio, Illinois, Nebraska. That's a Midwest. Yeah. Nebraska especially, I think the most beautiful place I have ever seen in my life. If I could live one other place besides L.A., it would be Nebraska. You are tripping balls. I'm not. Was there a lot of corn?

You just really like corn. It wasn't even corn. It was just like wide open fields and also beautiful, not even mountains, but just like raised rock, which I guess you could. call mountain technically. But that's like a shelf. Wide open spaces at the end of the day. You and it made me feel what, yeah. And it made me feel.

Yeah. So small, but in a beautiful way. And just driving through the residential areas of the Midwest was really powerful too because you just kind of think like, what's everyone's story more so than you would hear? Because you can kind of imagine what most people's stories could possibly be. here, but in a place where you don't really relate to, it's really interesting to ponder that.

Anyway, that's my two sense. That's a really gorgeous takeback. Thank you. That's just something that I... When I go, I have family in Michigan. When I go up to Michigan and we drive through a lot of small places, I'm like, this is really nice. I can't wait to leave.

Because I feel stuck and scared and it gives me anxiety thinking. And then I'm like, whoa, like, everybody lives a complete, like everybody wakes up and has like a plan for the day. Right. And like their own little thing that they're doing and like I'm driving through and I'm seeing little bits of it. Right. This is there every day.

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contraception, and it won't impact your future fertility. That's Freedom to be. Use us directed. It is a cool thing. I was going to say something else about... No, no, no, no, no. That's another thing I'm going to stop saying. You seem to stop apologizing for... No reason for me to have just said sorry because you forgot what you were going to say.

I was thinking about your road trip. Oh, yeah. And I don't... It doesn't really matter, I guess, if I can't remember what I was going to say. Yeah. Let me know if you remember. anything? No, nothing. Wow, actually nothing. Okay.

We can move on to the next topic of discussion. We were together this weekend. I feel like we haven't seen each other outside of our work in so long. Yeah. I had fun with you. I feel like this is going to be one of those stories. You know when you're like, oh, I have a really funny story and then you tell it. And then other people are like, that's actually incredibly sad.

And it's the worst feeling when you think you're being funny. and then people are like, that's actually just so depressing. You don't have to worry about me or Brooke. You think it's funny. Yeah. I think it's funny. It's funny. Well, just get to it.

So basically our friends had an event. It's Nick Schlegel and Vinny, and they have this thing called All My Friends, and it's like a friend collective, and they invite every network of people that they've met in L.A. to come, and they DJ. Right. I personally, for the past few months, have not been wanting to go out. I don't like drinking anymore at all.

And I think for a lot of people, if you have a bad day, a drink could help. Yeah. For me, if I'm already in a sad mood, having a drink makes that one million times worse. That's like scientifically a fact. It just enhances whatever mood you're in. Yeah. I guess that's true. But I feel like a lot of the time if you're feeling sad or stressed or whatever, it's like, oh, have a drink.

which should be the opposite. It should be just like go to bed. I think a lot of people are going to agree with that. With what, which take? With what you just have. Just like, don't have a drink if you're feeling sad. Yeah. Oh, I agree.

But I was like, okay, maybe. And I know from the past, like, if you're feeling sad, just like don't have a drink because it's going to make it worse. But I don't even know why I was feeling sad. I've just been in a little bit of a funk. But went out. I don't think, I think when I saw you show up to this event, I had not had a drink yet.

I was like, oh, hi Connor, like, how are you, whatever? No, you weren't, oh, hi, Connor. You were, like, bouncing off the wall. Like, you were bouncing off the walls, ecstatic. To see you? Just like to see everybody. Oh. Seemed like you were having a really good time.

Right. Well, let me, maybe I had had to, let me just say, I went up to the bar. I asked for one vodka pineapple. One. I had one drink this night. And I just, the last thing I remember clearly was watching the bartender pour the vodka into the pineapple juice and saying, that is going to put me in the hospital

because of his heavy hand. But I only had one drink. And everything was going fine. Until, do you remember what triggered? No. Oh. I started talking about Matthew. Oh.

And you were like, can you stop talking about Matthew for a second? Well, so it's Friday night and Brooke comes up to me talking about Matthew Gray Goobler and we're at a bar with genuinely every friend that I, I mean, everyone I've ever met in L.A. Yeah. And then, I mean, like, from my point of view, you just lost it, started crying. I guess because of Matthew. I don't really know.

You were just like, and you stopped for one second. And then immediately just everything shifted. And I started sobbing. I think Brooke, I mean, in my head, I was like, oh, Brooke is like wasted. So I was like, all right. I had one drink. I was like, all right, let's step outside and chat through this because we're in the middle of a bar and it's playing, I was playing, like, something by Migos. I was just like, not the place to cry about Matthew Gray Goobbler.

He's going, you take the bag and mowmull and I take the bag and flip it and tumble it. And Brooks like, me, me, he, he. I was like, all right, well, let's step outside. Let's step out front. Step out front with all the people taking their smoke break. Brooks bawling her eyes out. Someone came up with us like, we love your podcast. I'm like, thank you so much for listening.

Brooks, like, thank you. So anyways, thank you to the one person that came up and said that they enjoyed the podcast. I really appreciate you. I needed that in that moment. I appreciate you just not reading the room at all and saying your piece and then dipping. That was pretty cool. That was really sweet. But honestly, like, I don't.

It started with Matthew, but then I think I started crying about, I just think I needed a good cry. You know, sometimes you just need a good cry. That's why I watch Titanic so much. Yeah, that's a good point. But I don't even remember, like, what I was talking to you about outside, really. And I'm not even sure you can speak to those. Oh, no, I was drunk. Yeah, I know.

Intentionally. Yeah, and I was unintentional for me. An old man asked me and one of our friends to have a threesome with him. And that's when I said, bartender, can I close out? Hurry before I order it on a drink. I don't know where this night's gonna go. That's good. Yeah.

But that was really it. And then I think when that happens to me, because it's happened a few times, I just like snap out of it. And then. Yeah, you did. I was like, okay, what do you say? You stop crying and we go in and have fun with our friends.

You said, oh, yeah, let's do it. Wait, that sounds like a great idea. You started laughing, and then we went in and I didn't see you. No, and then I started dancing. I was with the old band for the rest of the night. Moral of the story for me, I just think if I'm in a bad mood

A drink is not going to help me Sure Yeah that's just something I've learned about myself and my body Um Well I'll make you feel a little bit better If it'll help So Thursday I went to see Goth Babe He's just like a really

He's pretty good He was a Um Like van travel guy And basically his whole thing is like I never wanted to I just want to make enough money To be able to surf

and make my own schedule, play a show when I need money to pay for gas and travel and surf and feed my dog. And I was like, this is who I would be. If you could. If I could.

Right. And something that'll never happen for me. But a part of me is like, that would be really cool. I want to do that. It will not happen, though. But he is just like the coolest normal guy and he had one of his songs blow up.

I think it was right before TikTok. And he got signed at a label right. Oh, no, he's not signed. he started getting booked for shows, whatever. So now he's set. He's on tour paying for, you know, but he's just super normal. And sitting there, I was the same way.

I was like, we're going out Friday. Like, we're going out Friday. So I'm just going to have a couple drinks at this show because it is one of my favorite bands. And that's it. So I have three drinks of this show. And then this girl next to me is hitting something, like one of those things.

Oh, God. And I was like, she was like, oh, do you want to hit this? And I'm trying to be cool. And you thought it was a pot? For sure. I thought it was maybe like one of the puff bars or like a jewel or something. And I hit it and I hit it again.

And I hit it again three times. Because you were trying to get, understand what you were hitting. Well, like, see, I'm bad. I'm worse than you. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. I promise. I'm going to insert a clip of when we went on Rod's podcast.

Yeah. I don't think I mean beautiful. Oh, maybe some people do, but I'm not thinking beautiful in the sense of like that is like a gorgeous, like hot. excuse me Brooke we don't even sexualizing the ocean I just think like that the fact that's like see how many adjectives you could put behind that

oh that's why I couldn't reposte yesterday I'm really scared I mean every you didn't every five seconds let's circle back on on the clip that he posted also I want to talk about that again because I feel like like well that that makes sense

I feel that I feel that that that could be a good topic for us okay um so anyways turns out I asked this girl what flavor is this device. Weed flavored.

Oh, so that's marijuana flavored via the weed and THC that you're inhaling. And I look at her and it's like that scene when like everything stopped and is like zoomed in on my this and I was like, oh no. Right. Disclaimer, I've said before, I cannot smoke weed. It doesn't agree with me. I love weed. I love the idea of weed.

I love with my friend smoke weed. I love Colorado. I love Colorado. Of course. Set it. Love Boulder. People that go to Boulder. This is not a direct attack on anyone that goes to Boulder.

I know. Sometimes I can, but I don't like it. I like... Kind of like me and drinking. I don't like it. You can. But I can, and I will. Anyways, I, you talked about greening out.

I green out, like, so easy. That's why I don't like doing it. And then we got invited backstage. And I was told that we got invited backstage, and we did go backstage, apparently. And then when we got home, I was like... Whoa, we're home. But I don't remember going backstage or meeting one of my favorite bands and all that good stuff. So that's kind of unfortunate.

But my friends were like, oh, what? You were awesome. Oh, great. Many of nothing worried about. But I know that my friends are lying when they're like, when they say, you were being the man. You're lying to me. I was probably being so annoying. Anyways.

That's scary. It's okay. It's happened before it'll happen again. Memorial Day is coming up, so that'll be good. Because they'll see the goth babe again? No, because I'll probably just get to redeem myself or dig a deeper grave. So anyhow, Rod's podcast, we went on Just Me Rod, if you're familiar on TikTok. He does a lot of, like, nostalgia and millennial stuff.

He's one of our good buddies. And he asked us if we had any hot takes because it's like one of our things we do here, which is cool. And my hot take that I've been thinking about for a while, I was driving on PCH coming back from Malibu one day, and I was thinking about how expensive it is to live in California and how taxes are so expensive. And I look to my right. I'm in traffic. It's taking me an hour and a half to get six miles.

And there's a whale out there. And I was like, I guess that's why we pay so much money to live here, because look at that whale. And then I said to myself, it's just like a lump of, it's just a lump of fat. Little, like, it's, it's, so my hot take was that whales really. What isn't at the end of the day? What living creature isn't in an lump of fat? Like a tree. What living mammal?

Mammals, that's a tough answer. Yeah. A worm? No, that would be a lump of fat. A whale to me is the same as a worm. Like, people think it's beautiful because it's big, I guess, but like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, there's a lot of big stuff. Would a, I guess people think rocks. are beautiful sometimes.

Yeah, mountains. Maybe I stand alone here, but to me, whales are just like a big, lumpy accident. I don't think, again, and I think this is what I said on rods, I don't think people think whales are, or I'm sure some people do,

are like, I, no, they're cool, they're cool to look at. It's mostly just like a scientific feat. Like, wow, that is amazing. That that thing is so massive and swims and carries its weight, the way it does and twirls and swirls the way it does. They should have made, they should, like, whoa, how does that exist on our planet?

They should make a new sexy way. Not, yeah, I was going to say it's not like sexy. Baluga whales. We don't need to, we don't need to sexualize everything, including whales. That's a different story. This is a different story. What I'm looking at right now is full green M&M vibes. This is a beluga whale.

I could be in a deep, loving relationship with this whale. And I actually have been previously Now I want to preface what I'm about to say with Fuck SeaWorld I hate SeaWorld and I want them all to burn And all the individuals involved with SeaWorld But I have been And I did kiss a beluga whale

Call it beastiality It was magical and I'll remember it until the day I die I want to save that same beluga whale and take it And let it explore I've never been to SeaWorld But I have such a love of Marine life Which I guess is why I never been to Sea World

My parents took me on it No I know I wasn't a dig at you That was just like I wouldn't go now Despite my love of marine life, you know If I could be anything Besides what I am now It would be an FBI agent Yeah

Profiler Or a marine biologist That's cool Yeah I think a lot of people feel feel you on that. Yeah. A lot of people have those same exact thoughts, I bet. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get

into the beef of today. Okay. We had a lot of shite that happened in the past. Oh, like, uh, you know. This should just be called the uh, like you know pod. It's okay. Just don't think about it. I told you I'm going to be mindful about it today. I know. There's a fine line

between being mindful and letting it consume you. Yeah. Don't let it consume you. Just be mindful of it. Right. Yeah. Okay. So.

In pop culture. In pop culture news. Something that people are talking about. Something that people are talking about. Is Courtney and Kardashian wedding to Travis Barker? Yeah. I personally, outside of them, like I don't really care about them, I think we're force-fed a lot of them. But this wedding was sick.

You like. So sick. Yeah. Here's what I think. It reminds me of Blink 182. Well, yeah. That's Travis. It's cool to see him influence them.

Yeah. That's what I mean. Yeah. That checks out. Yeah. Spill the beans. What do you think? No, I just think, I appreciate your positivity on it.

And I'm tired of hearing people share their negative opinions. There are so many people absolutely trashing this wedding. And to that, I say, shut up. No one cares. Courtney doesn't care. I don't need to hear everyone's every single opinion bashing things. You know, that being said, I'm now going to offer my opinion. I didn't love it, but that's fine.

No one cares, you know? I'm not going to go out of my way and share that. I just did. But I wouldn't have gone out of my way and shared that unless specifically asked. I'm not going to be posting on my Instagram story saying this was the ugliest wedding, blah, blah, blah. even though I wouldn't have this wedding, that's fine. Me and Courtney have different taste. Me and Courtney and Travis have different tastes.

That's completely fine. You're fired up over there. I know. It's just like something. I just have been feeling like everybody feels the need to share their opinion, which is what I'm doing now, granted, and I acknowledge that. That's good. It's good to do that.

I see what's happening, clearly. Clear as day. I just, everyone just relax at the end of the day is what I feel. Because so many people are fired off. I can't relate to that. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. I'm on the same boat.

It's just like, if you don't like it, okay. I wouldn't have that wedding. That's fine. I just have been seeing so many people screaming about how they thought it was so ugly. And it's just like it's fine. Not to like it. You just don't need to scream about it.

Yeah, totally. I'm screaming about, I'm not screaming about that I didn't like it. I'm screaming about that other people are streaming about it, even though I didn't like it. That's not what I'm screaming about. Does that make sense at all? No, not to me, but I'm sure someone will relate to you. And the San Vey and is Kardashians, Kanye West. Did you see this Kanye West?

I was really vague. You post it on his Instagram story. Right. This image of what I thought was like a 3D printed burger. And it wasn't. It was apparently, yay, is really. redesigning the packaging. Because I thought he was teasing a McDonald's meal too.

But, and McDonald's chooses some very interesting characters to work with and timelines to work with them. Travis Scott. Right, right. Kanye West. I mean, I think they do it on purpose. But it's so controversial for what is supposed to be like a family restaurant. I know. I guess they're not really a family restaurant.

They're like teenage 20. Did Ronald McDonald ever come to your school for that reading competition? Uh-uh. Oh, God. You had such an interesting school life. I think, no. I think a lot of people had that. For the Ronald McDonald's house.

Oh, this is the image that he posted. Okay. So he posted this thing. That's the packaging. To me, that looks, how do I, foul. Mm-hmm. It makes me sick to my stomach. Let me put on my glasses.

It kind of looks like something where you're on vacation, you're in Cabo, and you're at an all-inclusive resort and they say, do you want the burger and there's a picture of it on the menu? That's giving me chum bucket. Yeah.

There's a picture of it on the menu and you say, yeah, I guess I'll take the burger and then you look at it and you're like, never mind. No, no, this is going to, this is going to institutionalize me for sure.

This is going to Montezuma my hands. Right, right. I get that. And it also looks like something Pete Davidson wouldn't sit well with too, which I think is, His whole thing is so dystopian, you know?

Like Kanye West's whole vibe is very like future dystopian. And it scares me, I'll be honest. No, I scroll past everything Kanye related because it's just unsettling at the end of the day to me. It's scary. Yeah. The whole dystopian thing, the Balenciaga, whatever. Anyways, that's, apparently he's doing the fry design next week. So stay tuned.

I know that you're really invested in that. Okay, thank you. And then why don't you take this next one? I feel like you'll have an interesting. I don't have any take on that, but I do. It was Taylor Swift's speech. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't have any take on that.

Okay. So we can cut that part. But I was, I have a take on that. Oh, okay. So don't cut it. Well, at first I was like, if I went to college and I did go to college with someone who was super famous, not at the same time as me, Matthew McConaughey was at UT and still comes back all the time and gets all these honorary things. And it's awesome. And I love Fool's Gold.

Don't get me wrong. I know. It's one of my favorite movies. but it's kind of like you're just an actor like why do you get to do all this stuff like we're working just as hard as you well it's interesting we as a society myself very much at the forefront of this movement

idolize celebrities to the point of they can do and should do and should have everything like oh you're an actor statue do UT what does Matthew what does he do at UT he teaches a course

on God knows what I It's it signed It went out so fast I can't remember it was But I was in school for that And then now he's the Minister of Culture Right

Culture of what You ask Don't know Couldn't tell you It's the culture of All right All right All right

I just think what I was trying to say Is we idolize Celebrities and after so much That it's just like Please get your doctor even though you didn't study the credentials to technically have a doctorate, have a doctorate, we view actors as somewhat of politicians as well. And I am fully complicit in this. Like I think I idolize celebrities so deeply. But it's just something to note.

Okay. Well, I think. Yeah. So I flipped fully. What do you think about it? What? I think that like she's done so much more than anyone in that graduating class will probably ever do. Yeah, that's a good point. I don't I don't have a, I don't have, like, a strong opinion. I'm just saying I think that has to do with... She's done a lot. I think she's done a lot for the culture, too. Yeah.

Arguably more than Matthew McConaughey. And she's done a lot. She had, like, a lot of, you know, empowerment cases. Did we even say we're talking about Taylor Swift? Yeah, we said Taylor Swift gave her honorary... She got an honorary doctorate in music. Music. And so did Kanye West speak of the devil.

But, and at first I was like, this is so fucking annoying. if you had to walk right after Taylor Swift walks I just studied my ars off so long eight years or whatever it takes to get a doctorate took so many time and hours and Taylor Swift walks in in a cardigan and walks up and gives a speech I'd be like get out of here but then I'd also be like this is so effing sick

that this is my commencement speech by Taylor Swift you know even Matthew McConaughey I don't have any beef with him I'm just jealous obviously Obviously. No. He's so sick. And so is she, but anyways. So you've flipped.

So I've flipped. I think she's, it's well deserved and she was really happy to be there and I think that's awesome. I have, why would I, why does someone else's success affect my own? Right. Except if they're older than me or younger than me. Or more successful or less successful. Yeah. I don't, I don't have particularly strong opinions on that, but maybe next week I will.

I think it would probably depend who I'm talking to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've mentioned that I've just been kind of a funk recently. And one of the things that have helped me, and this is a complete shift from what we've been talking about, I made a spam account on it, on my Instagram. Like a Insta? Or like shit posting. Oh, one of the things you cried to me about, I'm remembering, you don't even follow my spam account. I didn't know you had one. It's like you announced it to me Did I say that? You would cry, bawling your eyes out saying I don't even follow your spam. What are you fucking talking about?

Well, anyway, I don't know. I made it because it's just like I feel like I want to be able to post whatever I want, whenever I want at any hour of the day. And I don't, I feel like I can't do that on Maine, Brooke Averick. You should take a note out of Britney Brookesky's book. I know.

I wish I could do what she does. She's truly in inspiration. But for whatever. reason I have a mental block where it's like everything I post needs to be curated and perfect and whatever and the spam account that I made was just just an account brook call on x-06 which after lady effron was an email address um that I developed um I just post like whatever tickles my fancy old pictures new pictures current currently what I'm doing oh there it is yeah there it is and I'm just I've been having the app a lot of followers geez not well I said on my I posted on my regular

Africa Africa and I said please only follow this if you're obsessed with me because I'll be shit posting all the time and only like an 8th, a 20th of the people followed and that's completely fine. I would only want... Where the house of people is nothing to... Right. Sure.

Nothing to not right home about. I am, I don't know. But I am just having an absolute blast on this account and I would recommend that everybody do the same thing where you can just have a space where you can post anything that tickles your fancy

at any given time. Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you. Oh, and look at all this. Yeah. I mean, oh, that one's funny, Connor. Can you click the Hinge one? Yeah, yeah, that one.

Did you see this? Someone liked me on Hinge and said this. So someone commented on Brooke's picture of her at the beach. You look stunning, by the way. Thanks, Connor. Your Lady Fron on TikTok, wild. Love the content. Michael said, tell Connor what's up for me.

And Brooke captioned that. I will actually not be doing that, Michael. I guess now I did. Oh, well, you should have told him hello. Do you not think that's, like, annoying? Um, no, I get a lot of people that come up to me and say, I don't know who you are, but I see you on Lady Ephron. No, I bet I, for, on Hinge? People kind of had no shit.

I mean, like, we signed up for this. I didn't sign up for Michael on Hinch to tell me say hi to Connor. I wouldn't take it personally. I think that's a- I'm not taking it personally. Maybe he thought it was a good intro to be like, oh, I don't want to come on too strong. Love the podcast while you're crying outside of Canary Club. Oh, that Michael wasn't sitting right with me.

Okay. That's fine. That's, yeah, that's totally fine. Okay. Anyway, I would recommend you get a spam account. You know, I like any excuse to not feel the need to post all the time. That's why I take, that, that's why it's so great. There's no need.

It's a want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we take a quick break? I have to pee so bad. Yeah, go ahead. All right, sorry.

Okay. How was your pee? It was good. I had to take the sweater off. You'll see some sweat here. They don't call out a sweater for nothing. Well, make sure you put that back on so I can get a picture of you to post on my spam account before we leave. Yeah.

I for sure will. Yeah. Love that account. We're in a Grubhubhubh shirt now. Brov Collin X-O-6, for those of you who are wondering. So you certainly saw the S&L departure list. I certainly did. It's like a word.

I mean, it sucks. It sucks. It's devastating. Okay. I go ahead. No, you go. The show must not go on.

Yeah, it's, Pete's leaving. Pete wasn't really in it anymore. Pete's a deadbeat dad. Pete deadbeat Davidson. But Pete's gone, which is absolutely tragic. 80,

80 Brian and Kate McKinnon were holding the show on their back. I don't think 80's very funny. Oh, my. God. Are you kidding? No. Wow. I love 80. I feel like she played the same exact part in every scene she was in. It was a funny part, but... And she laughed a lot. I love 80 and she's in the main voice of the Big Mouth reboot human resources and she does such a good job. But... Kay McKinnon. Love 80. That sucks. That's a... But we knew that. Like, she was only... Yeah, that's a hard

loss. And then Kyle Mooney. Where do we begin? And it also sucks. is if you watched a long SNL, which I always watched like midweek, I just turn it on in the back then. Like a lot of the people got these big like, we love you, whatever, these scenes. Kyle Mooney didn't get shit. And Kyle to me, Kyle was a tier one for me. Yeah, I heard. And he, I just like, I just adore him. And I also think Beck, who left last year.

Yeah. Like, we didn't realize, I don't think anyone realized how big of an impact that would have because he played like every role in every skit. and to like his like his absence to me has been felt very much throughout this season so I can't imagine how the four of these people are gonna leave it I can I'm making a prediction right now that they're going to start pulling people from TikTok to be on SNL I think that that's who they're looking at now and I will put money down that one of the next cast members will have originated or blown up well do you want to manifest yourself getting onto SNL because because this set is a breeding ground for manifestation.

You're right, I know. It's really weird. Do it. Manifest it. Yeah, I think that I may be in talk with S&L. I hope that for you. Yeah. Or I may not.

I don't know. But we can manifest that. I think I need to do a bit more character work. Because I send you characters every now and then when I put a filter on. Uh-huh. What was that when I did the other day? You do this one that scares the shit out of me. I know.

It's so funny. sometimes I put the filter on I'm like I get a voice immediately and I have a story I think the one I did to you was the guy with the eyebrows it looks like the Grinch No the one that you

That scares me is the old guy That you do Oh the voice Yeah do it I think last I was like I don't tell a little That one Yeah do it

No I don't want to do it Do it S&L's watching No well I forget what I said Oh I think like the other one I put the thing on and I said It's hard without the when your face Isn't like that Sometimes the voice

It was I don't tell a lot of people this but I'm allergic to shellfish That one But what the hell am I supposed to do That things are so damn good Yeah that one And he's got a point

I'm also kind of allergic to shellfish But I'll eat the shit out of them Because they are so damn good And I do break out in hives I didn't know that But sometimes Taco Tuesday calls for some hives That voice kills me But moral of the story

I don't know how SNL is going to I mean, no one agrees with me when I say that Please Don't Destroyy is like fully carrying the show like that. No, I do agree with you there. And the same way that Lonely Island did. Yeah, I do agree with you there. Yeah, maybe it could be the beginning of a new era with them. I think so too.

I think. Well, yeah, it's just going to be a different show, which for better or for worse, we'll see. I think so too. Yeah. Okay, so Brooke and I were talking. We were brainstorming some stuff. And the email is always open. If you guys, like I know we have callouts all the time for

send us hot takes send us like whatever so if you guys want us to talk about something you can send something that hasn't been prompted to send you guys say i really want your opinion on this what do you think about this send it in we read every single email yeah i sit at a coffee shop and i look really busy because i'm reading all the emails um and we were talking yesterday a lot of our friends do conspiracy theories i'm really interested in conspiracy theories yeah brittney broskey and sarah shower did an episode on conspiracy theories. So this next week, send us some conspiracy theories. I think that'd be

really fun. And we'll talk through them. I know some of my favorites are the mattress store. Can you explain that to me? Yeah, just like, I need to look into the actual numbers behind it, but a lot of cities within a couple mile radius will have

up to 25 mattress stores. Where did you buy your mattress? It was gifted to you. So that's a bad example. I got my mattress off of Amazon as like a temporary mattress. Right. Because I, like, you know, it's cheap and I needed a mattress. Yeah. And I was waiting to get like a nice mattress.

Didn't need to. It was awesome. Really? Yeah. I forget what the, it was called. It starts with an L, but it was, it's a queen size mattress and it's awesome. I freaking love it. But you won't catch me in a mattress store because I think they're filthy.

Because everyone's laying all over. You're laying on them, but also there's something sketchy going on in them. And you're right to have that feeling if you feel that way. And they're huge. So my understanding is that people think there's like money laundering happening. Yeah. What, explain to me exactly what money laundering is because that part of breaking bad. Break it down.

Break it down. Break it down. Break it down. Break down the words. So there's two words. Money is involved. I know that. Yeah.

What is that mean to you? That's where you kind of lose me. Right. And here's why. Break down the word laundering to me. Oh, I think laundry. Laundry. So laundry store.

Right. And to me, I think they're physically hiding the money under the ground of the store, which has come to my attention. That's not the case. The money's in the store. That I know, but it's not physically in the store. So how is it? What's happening? So it's funny.

You said laundry. What do you think of when you think laundry? Machine. What do you think when you think of a laundry machine? Putting coins in it. What do you think of when you think of a lawn? Is that how they get the money? No, you're going to want to think of something dirty.

Something, it's dirty money. It's not laundered money. I don't think... It's not clean. It's not been to the washing cycle. It's dirty. It needs to go to be laundered. It needs to go to the laundry room and be washed.

Are you doing a bit? Nope. That's what it is. It's dirty money. No, it's not. I know that... Wash or wash and iron. He wasn't used to laundering his own...

The definition of launder. He wasn't used to laundering his own bad linens. Oh. Conceal the origins of money. A transfer of... Oh, so you would... Okay. So what you're telling me is you would open the mattress store to say, this is where my money's coming from. Yeah, you sell the drugs out of the back of it. It's dirty money. It needs to be laundered.

Well, no, then you're telling me something different. You're running an operation physically in the store. Or you're just saying this is where my money's coming from. You can do both if you want to do. What's happening? Did you watch Breaking Bad? Yeah. Okay, so they had a car watch. My dad made us stop watching in high school because my mom started cussing too much. Oh, really?

Yeah. So in Breaking Bad, there's the car wash. Did you get to that? And I watched a long time ago, but I remember that part I never understood because are they just pretending the money is coming from the profits of the car wash? Or are they physically hiding the money? It's like when you write it off. You write off something. Through the car wash.

Okay. I don't know what it is. I have no idea. So that's what's happening to match. Can we pull up this link really quick and see if. Yeah. Brooke, you got it. I got it. I got it.

Yeah, right. I've got Luke in my ear telling me I've got it. Right. That more cars were washed at their car wash and then they just put their illegal money in as the Got it. The profits. They're claiming their income from the car wash rather than more attached. So the whole thing with mattresses, they're saying they're selling more mattresses.

And bingo. Bingo. Well, there's something also weird about the mattress store thing because the way that they're laid out is always in a shape. geographically on the map. You're getting too into it, I think. No, there's a... No, no, no. They're laid out...

Oh, right here. The way they're laid out, here it is. Yeah. It's in a sort of layout. And you see that here in the graphic. So the way that they're laid out is sort of in a... More so a layout than of sort.

Yeah, you can kind of see that when you look at it. So that's kind of what I'm saying. So they're... This is, yeah, that's interesting. And that allows them to sell more mattresses and launder the money that way? Yeah. The layout form?

Sure. Okay. We're on to it. Like that. Yeah. Mattress firm, we're on to you. I think we've cracked the code. If anyone has anything to say about this one that I didn't touch on in our deep dive, let me know.

I would be curious to know how the layout actually has to do with the money. I'm remembering a different layout than this one. This one is making a little bit more sense to me. I know what you're talking about. Okay, see? I'm making sense. And you're kind of like how I was making sense with... Corny Cardassian's wedding.

Talk about money laundering. Brooke refuses to touch the Kardashians because she thinks that Christian are just going to come. No, I did not say that. About the uploader of this, that link, it said he is a quirked up white boy, comma, goaded. You? Nope. The uploader. of that layout.

Oh. Anyways, there's another one that you put in here that Aver Levine is dead. Right. That's the only conspiracy theory I'm well aware

of is that Aver Levine had died a while ago and was replaced with a look-alike and also Paul McCartney, same thing. Who does that benefit

for them to be dead and or them to be alive? Well, I... By the way, I saw Paul McCartney in Austin, he is dead. He's just walking ground.

I don't know how he's doing. What I, my understanding was that they were murdered by the look likes themselves who wanted to become them and embody them. That's what I thought, but I don't know if that's right. But then the fake Aver Levine murdered real Aver Levine and just assumed her life.

And same with fake Paul McCartney. I wonder, oh, should I kill Tom Holland? Oh my God, I shouldn't say that. Probably not. To be honest. I love him. So I wouldn't do that. Yeah.

I think people would notice unless you got some plastic surgery, which you've been wanting, by the way. Don't tell everyone on a podcast. Sorry, I think we're doing pretty well. There's a lot of people listening right now. Sorry, I didn't know if that was private. No, I was just, you know, you kind of, you moved to L.A. and you're like, this is not going to change me. And then suddenly you're like, maybe I could get a little bit of a nose job.

Your nose looks fine to me. You know, when you kind of start to notice something and then it's kind of like. And then it becomes. You know, and I have friends that I've had nose jaws and I'm like, kind of looking really good. You know, I had one. Yeah. Yeah. Great.

Well, you didn't know me before. There's no shame in a little nose game. I know. My whole, like, grandparents had them. Parents. I think there was literally a nose job fund put aside for each one of my siblings. Yeah, I don't think I could use any of my stuff for anything. Would you consider it cosmetic or did you have a nasal?

Oh, I had both. I think, honestly, though, they just say, like, oh, yeah, you for sure have a deviated septum, even if you don't just so you can get insurance. to cover it. So it's hard to say, maybe, yeah, maybe. But I don't know. Well, interesting. Yeah.

So maybe I'll come on here with a broken face one of these days and maybe. Shave a little bit off the top. I always, when I was young, I went through a lot of phases with plastic surgery. And for a long time, I was like, I'm never, ever, ever, ever getting it because that episode of Glee where Lea and Michelle breaks her nose and there's this whole thing. It's like, should she get a nose job? People have made fun of her nose her whole life. What if it affects her singing?

Whatever. There was this whole episode about her. getting a nose job and then at the end they decide like oh baby you're born this way never change anything about you and so then i took that on for a long time and i was like i'm never ever changing anything about myself because i'm born this way and i'm beautiful and then i bet she didn't read up on the and then it just got to the point where i was like i hate my nose so much but i don't remember where i was going with that and it's what's on the outside that counts and i think that you look great no but i had a point it's impossible to say and that's okay and that's okay

let's move on okay um i think that if you guys don't mind sending us your favorite conspiracy theories yeah i want to i want to get some

funky ones like don't give us the uh UFOs maybe like ones that are in your own town that would be cool that we don't know about yeah yeah that'd be so do you have any town conspiracy theories um we had a goat i think that like lived

in my town and I don't really know that and he like lived for a hundred years or something and now there's a statue of him in our town I don't know if that's a conspiracy theory as much it is just like a legend or a tale what's the difference the vernacular

but we have but anyways do you want to do I think we're no okay I can do that next week yeah anyways we got a couple of voicemails in we've kind of been switching

from email to voice. Well, no, we haven't. We switched out of voicemails to emails, but we had these two saved. Yeah. And they'll be quick. They're quick. So let's roll one of the hot take voicemails.

A hot take recipe. So it's three ingredients. And it's just a pickle. Easy recipe. You roll it around in a branch. And then you take hot cheetos and crush them up. So it's like a hot cheeto kind of crunchy, not fried pickle. But also great for you.

hangovers because the salt and yeah it's really good so I would just say to try it is salt good for hangovers salt yeah I don't I think it absorbs things or the opposite I've heard that pickles are good for hangovers pickles I love pickles so she basically said three ingredients pickle rolled around and ranch rolled around and hot cheetos let's take each ingredient separately first I don't like big pickles it's too much really too much girl I love a good deal pickle but I don't like a sweet pickle so I like one burgers Pro pickle. Anti-Ranch as a dipping sauce.

Or a pickle? Yeah. And as a dipping sauce in general. I like ranch as a dressing on a cop salad. And that's it. Like, I won't dip things into ranch. Wings? No.

Hmm. There's something I don't like about, like. Pizza? No. Pizza and ranch? No. Hmm. I won't do that.

Why not? I don't like it. Okay. Wasn't sure if it was like a good. I just don't like it. And then hot Cheetos, I don't like spicy things. So I would say that would have to be a no for me. This sounds pretty dank to me, honestly.

I like all the ingredients. I'm not sure about how, it depends on how thick the pickle is. I have trouble my D.Hs. Thick. Depends on how thick the pickle is. But yeah, that's interesting. Well, we could try it on here. Well, we could.

Let's try it on here next week. Yeah, we'll do that. Okay. Okay. I won't like it. Let's give it a try. I don't like the big pickle part. Okay.

So we'll give it a try next week. Okay. And then... That's a perfect thing for 930 a.m. Yeah, it's just a pickle, spicy pickle with ranch that you don't like. Right. Did we have another voicemail? Yep.

Should we do it? My name is Allison. Jesus age. Allison is her name or was it? I don't know. Screamo. Hey, Brooke and Connor. My name is Allison.

I'm a massive fan of y'all. Here is my hot. I think. Why would anyone go out on a night and be honest about who they are as a person? I'm sorry. This is my one chance that I can lie about every single thing about me.

Of course I'm going to say that my name is fucking like Madison and I live in Ohio. Allison's really... I think Allison's out right now. Why would I be honest about who I am as a person? She took a really hard. big leap from Allison to Madison.

I mean, yeah, that checks out to me. I've never done that. But Allison, now that you're mentioning it, I don't see why I wouldn't. She's so crazy. Can't take her anywhere. Allison's from, like, Michigan, and she's saying she's from Ohio, and her name's Madison. Really going out there. At least say you're Rihanna.

Yeah. I mean, I don't think that's something I would do every time because I do think there's value in people getting to know who you are as a person or just, like, the bareman. minimum of you are, but I could see myself jamming that sometimes and that that could be fun. I lie a lot on accident when I'm out. Yes, I know. So I'll be like, you know, oh yeah, I invested. I'm a big investor in this alcohol that we're drinking and they're like, no way.

I'm like, yeah, I got in really early. And then the next thing I'm like, why did I even say that? What prompted me to even get into that? Right. And it's based on nothing. It's just this need for speed that I have and clout chasing. self-awareness is cute i've always been aware i know and it's i'm not like you know i'd never be proud of it but it's pretty incredible what i can do what your body is capable of i know i know

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