Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Choosing a New Co-Host

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

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Where is our small plates? And so I did some digging myself. What'd you find? I couldn't find anything. And I was like, I know it's you guys unless there's a thief among us stealing egg salad and our little plates. And so I went in and I'm going, I'm rummaging at this point. I open a drawer of one of their desks and he's got three plates with like food on it, like silverware and one of our pans that like he finished studying and maybe just like put it and shut the drawer. Then it gets worse. Put to my other

roommate and I'm looking for, because I couldn't find all this stuff and I'm like, they're probably somewhere in this guy's room, but I'm just going to check this guy's room. I lifted up his clothes that were laying in a pile in his closet. He had plates stacked this high, a couple inches high, with like spaghetti. And he had put his clothes on top of those. Squalor. Squalor.

Jail. That's yucky. Yeah. Welcome back to another episode of Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Where Brooke and Connor are making a podcast. And this is a part two to last week's episode where we were answering questions that were submitted by you guys. and

and we can just get into it we've got some more questions we've got answers yeah but did your egg salad get stolen this morning you want to explain that really quick I mean it's just like my egg salad got stolen

you keep saying my egg salad got stolen is that like a metaphor no my egg salad got stolen you know how I love egg salad and tuna salad does that mean like you're breaking through the glass ceiling no it means I ordered a pint of egg salad

oh I'll show you that's like not something that you get delivered yeah it is because I like I love egg salad. Yeah, but like it's not something that needs to be in someone else's vehicle before it goes into your body. And then I'm going to cut my address out of that. But like this is the bag of egg salad, just like in front of my apartment. And then when I went out to get it, it was gone. So it's just like, who's stealing egg salad in my neighborhood? That's a crazy behavior. Yeah, I got a refund, which I wasn't expecting because it very clearly shows that it was delivered and it's not really

their fault that there's an egg salad bandit in the West Hollywood area. but they were they did give me Joe Biden's America it's like so fucking twisted to take someone's ex-allid you should put up psychoposology should put up rewards

last scene in front of my door it just sucks because it's like I love just like having egg salad in the house to just kind of like dip a chip into did you say a pint is that just it's just like kind of like this big

I know what a pint is yeah I because I like I use it as a dip. What are you dipping it? Just like a chip. Oh, we talked about this. Yeah.

So. Well, sorry for your loss. And then I got a completely different order. Once that was stolen, I ordered yeastie boys. I got a bagel in locks, just like very Jewish foods. I got a bagel in locks and just like did not hit the spot. I should have reordered the egg salad instead of asking for it. Yeah, that's a weird thing to do.

Yeah. Actually, I got a cob. My cob salad was stolen as well as my egg salad. It was just like a crazy morning. that is genuinely like I've never had anything stolen actually yes I have

so everyone that saw the Victoria Paris episode last week well now it's going to be a couple weeks ago it's like a month ago I ordered that like French costume and my neighbor who collects my packages and like constantly has him in his house

I was like oops I actually got your package and opened it don't worry I put it on your porch I want to live in his reality because what how one time he took one of my packages that was Casamigos tequila and thanked me for getting him a Christmas gift and it was just like fully addressed to you yeah how awesome must his life be where he assumes that the neighbor that he's met one time

got him a Christmas gift yeah that's cool that is cool and the male person is putting your packages on his the male person whoever is delivering is just leaving them at the first part of Right. Got it. Kind of the same way as your egg salad. Yeah. But like the way my egg salad was delivered,

it wasn't even like close to the gate. It was basically just like on the, bizarre. Like I just would never, I just wouldn't put, not placing blame on anyone besides a thief, but it's just like not somewhere I'd put anyone's egg salad. You know.

Just like a crazy world we live in. That's what I was going to. You took the words out of my mouth. Yeah. Um, well. Okay. I think, okay. Okay.

So, my dad makes really good. salad. My mom makes the best chicken salad. She puts, this is how I started like mayo, by the way. I'm a big mayo guy now. I love mayo. I would never put my own mayo on my sandwich, but if someone else makes it, I think it tastes good. It doesn't taste good, but I appreciate the moisture.

So I, my mom makes chicken salad. She cuts up, I always have to cut up the grapes in half. She just grapes. I was going to ask you, are you a sweet chicken salad guy or a savory chicken salad? It's both, and I'll tell you how. Yeah, tell me. So I cut the grapes in half. It's grape halves.

in that way. And then celery. Yes. Green peppers. Oh. I'm sorry, not green peppers. Green onion. Yes.

That makes more sense. Yeah, totally, totally, totally. I'm trying to think of the other ingredients. There's mayo, obviously. That feels like enough to me. Yeah, it's very simple. I think there's a couple more, like, seasoning. Because we put, oh, we put the mama's, your mama's creole seasoning in there.

Oh, see, that's where I wouldn't. Well, it's called something creole seasoning. Dank, Brooke. You're losing, you're missing out. I just don't like spicy. It's not spicy. It's like, it's like not even a spicy. thing it's just like i it's almost tangy it's yeah i don't yeah i don't think i like that you would

like creole i don't think i would but you would like creole maybe um but like i i would even like i would even add crazins in there do you like crazy no that's fucking that's weird oh i love like you took it too far but no i think the grapes are good and good i really appreciate i really had some grapes in the way here we can move on from chicken salad i think i think i just deleted my entire no So it's easy to think that. It's easy to think that because that's happened a few times. But let's dive back into the question. I just reopened the picture of my egg salad on the door and it's just like rehashing.

PTSD. Egg salad, PTSD. Egg salad just feels like a food fight food to me and that's why I can wrap my head around it. That'd be a good one to throw a scoop of at somebody in high school if the opportunity were to arise. My high school had the best egg salad. Okay, let's move on because I could talk about egg salad all day. Broken Corner, make an egg salad. Make egg salad.

Okay, you want to ask me a question first? No, I think you go first. You seem ready to write. Okay. This is a good one. This is like an easy one to start with. What are your top three favorite movies? And the reason I like this question is because I think I could answer it for you.

But I don't think you could answer it for me. I think we've done this already on the podcast. No, privately. Okay, answer for me. Because sometimes I actually forget my movies. I think that your top three favorite movies, Fool's Gold. Yes

That's like up there number one So fucking good I got to stop cussing today Sorry Fifty first dates Or Um Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Do you have a third one in your mind I do for sure

And it would be shocking If you didn't get it Do I also like this movie No Is it a romcom No Is it a Like action

Ruck it's Titanic Oh Oh, duh, duh, duh. Sorry. Duh. That was like two. And that's my number one. Okay.

Lilo and Stitch is for some reason like one of my favorite movies. So that's, I think that's tied to 50 first movie. But that just might be because I love Hawaii. And you do a good Lilo or Stitch impression. Yeah. You've done it on the podcast before. Yours. Are there any new modern ones on it or no?

Yeah. Yeah, you left Marcell the Shell. Yeah. Marcel the Shell's on it. But I don't. Yeah, I need to see it again, but I think that is probably in top five at least. But I have a list of favorite movies on my phone, so let me access that. Okay, so.

It's long, but you can just guess three. Okay. Like these, like if you get any of these three, I'll give you a point. Um. Are you looking at your favorite movie? No, I was, are any of them Tyler Perry movies? Like, no. Snakes on a plane.

Mm-mm. Be serious. I'm trying to think. So you love Marcel's shell I don't know I'm out I'm out Okay There's one that like it's like absurd that you didn't get Well I can't remember anything

It's absurd Just say it Twilight Oh yeah Super bad Oh yeah I didn't know that Yeah that's when I realized

I saw that in eighth grade And I was like I think I love comedy So that just movie That movie means a lot to me Yeah And dirty dancing Oh dirty dancing Yeah

May she rest in peace. Olivia Newton, John. That's great. But yes, definitely. May she still rest in peace. That's definitely true. And then I've got like a longer list like Princess Diaries. Good movie.

Love Actually. 13 going on 30. Crazy stupid love. A bunch of Ann Hathaway movies? One of them had to. Those are all Annathaway. Princess Diaries is it. 27.

13 going on 30? That's Jennifer Garner. Garner? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. cheaper by the dozen.

Good movie, Steve Martin. Incredible. Yeah. And then a lot of others, but I don't need to share them. That's good, that's a good, well-rounded answer. And all feel good. And they're not. I was expecting, like, one kind of just shitty, horrible movie, at least.

No, they're all movies that are just comforting. I'm not saying that all of those are, like, the best movies, but they're just movies. They are comforting. Yeah. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. You know what's funny is I had, I think a lot of those burned on the CDs for my mom's minivan. I think that's Big Fat Liar. Like, those, Big Fat Liar was my mom's

minivan movie after Lee Leel Blonde, which we were no longer allowed to watch after our brother started saying asshole. Yeah, we had all of the Adam Sandler movies burned. Oh. It's crazy. We lived in a world where our parents were just like, they would go. Like our neighbors would go or like friends' parents would go get one movie and then pass it around.

Everybody would burn it. And you put it in your DVD holder for your car. I think that's one of the, I think that's the era of time that I miss the most is minivan. DVD players and family computers when there was one computer per family and you had to take turns on the family computer and it was just like Club Penguin. This is disgusting what I'm about to say

but I think my parents when you got my sister a portable DVD player because we couldn't watch that was the biggest game because we couldn't watch two movies on the way to like soccer tournaments and stuff Oh you didn't have the headphones? We did but you couldn't there was no

you couldn't watch like the back row couldn't watch something, it was all the same movie. And you didn't want to be watching the same movie. We could never agree. Still can't. Anyways. Fun one. That was a fun question. That was fun. Pro or anti-butt of loaf of bread from Gianna?

Anti. Like, I would never choose it, but if that's all that's left, I'm not going to not eat it. I would opt for it. You would opt for it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't like crust. I could do butt on both sides. It's not that I just like would rather not. I could do some butt on butt crime at my house. Awesome. I would buy a full loaf of butts. Just butts?

Yeah. That's just the butts. Like psychopathic. Free idea. Wow. Just the butt. This is literally like, this is genuinely like a startup. We could sell just the butts at my dip store.

Just the butts? Yeah. Do what you want with them. I don't know how big the market. This is literally a, uh, crap of course when I have somebody smart to say yeah but what's it called when a startup goes into a building to get them started amplifier but it's like a growth incubator incubator I can't believe I knew that wow that was fantastic thank you okay so that was my question for you I just loved the loaf of the bread because growing up I ate a peanut butter and jelly I was a piggy eater ground which is so weird now so I'll eat anything

anything would you eat egg salad Yeah. Really? Wouldn't enjoy it, but I would eat it. Okay. That's so crazy. I was thinking about this the other day. If rats tasted good, could you eat a rat?

Because I wouldn't look at a chicken and be like, that looks so good to eat. Right. I think we're just socialized. Yeah. Do we know they don't taste good? Do we have that confirmation? Nope. They do eat rats in the countries.

So I'm sure it does. There is an appeal. I don't look at a pig rolling around in mud and be like, ooh, I want to dig my teeth into that. muddy pig. I'm sure they taste good. I'm sure they taste. Do you think? I wouldn't be able to eat one just because how we've been.

Steamed rats are said to have a stronger taste and bigger rats are thought to be simply better eating. Foreigners who don't try meat, rodent meat often say it tastes like chicken. Yeah. But it is a dark meat and has a gamier taste than chicken. I equate the taste to that of rabbit. I've eaten rabbit so I can wrap my head around a rat. What's like, what meat would you classify as game?

Is that like lamb? Because I don't like lamb. Yeah. Because I think that's gamey and that's the taste I don't like in meat. I love lamb. Yeah, I don't like it. So I think I wouldn't like rat. Yeah.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Important for us to have an open mind here. Totally. No, I'm saying I don't think I'd like it. I know, but it's not because it's a rat. It's because I don't like the gamey taste of lamb and rat. Yeah.

I was thinking the other day, like, say you were like really enjoying your meal, right? And maybe you're in a foreign country. And then halfway through you realize that it's dog. Like, do you just stop eating it because you're disgusted, but it's already there on your plate, and you got to eat. I don't think I could eat a pet. I ate a lot of dog in Bali on accident. Was it good? No.

It's making me sad. Is it my turn? Yeah. Okay. Oh, sorry, I'm on my favorite movie. By the way, I didn't mean to eat the dog. No, I know. They sold it to me, and I looked up later.

They were like, by the way, that this order is not chicken. and they do try to sell it as chicken for Americans. Ready? Yeah. If you could pick a co-host that wasn't me, who would it be? Michelle Obama. Okay, I'm going to challenge you to pick one in like the influencer space. She has a lot of influence.

No, I know, but she's not. I wouldn't call her an influencer. Okay. I know who. I know exactly who. Who? No offense. I just like, it was just not, I've never thought about this.

Who? Amelia from chicken shop date Who is that? She does chicken shop date What's chicken shop date? Wow You don't know chicken shop date? This girl

My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it false She's the one that made that something Oh, no, I don't know her You've never seen this girl? Oh wow Okay, well We'll have to look her up afterwards

But that's my answer What about you? She's from the UK Probably Kelsey Yeah, that's good answer She's really good at all Um, what about guy though? Cause I was trying to keep it.

Well, I was just trying to keep it. Um. Keep it 50-50 here. Anybody? Well, I kind of like, part of me wants to say Matt. Yeah. Because I think that that would, like, I like that in our relationship, you kind of just like talk and talk. And I talk too, but it's like a lot of the times I feel good just like listening and just being like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I feel like it would be that same kind of dynamic with Matt. Yeah. If that makes sense. Totally. Yeah. so funny how I'm always like, why does my stomach hurt so bad? I've had nine coffees today. I'm pretty positive.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay, well, good answer. I guess it's my turn. Okay, so this came from, I don't know if I should give a name for this one. I won't. Is this the one we know?

No, this is from Maddie. 21 and 36. Oh, I wasn't going to say the name. 21 and 36, too much of an age gap? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Just like, I mean, do you? because it's legal, so like, who am I to say? Yeah. But it just feels like you're in such different stages of life. Yeah. That I'm, it is, it's, it's, it's giving me, it is giving me pause. Huh? It's giving me pause.

What does that mean? P-A-U-S-E. I'm pausing. Oh, it's giving you pause. Like, not P-A-W-S. Yeah, he wasn't following. I think it's weirder for the 36-year-old to date a 21-year-old and the 21-year-old than the 21-year-old to think a 36-year-old.

Right, and I do think girls are more mature, so it makes sense that you're looking for a more mature. What's a 30-year-old? year old talking to a 21 year old. Right, I'm just like wondering about him, I guess. Lemon drop shots. I'm just, I'm curious.

Yeah. I think I'd need more information. Yeah, I would too. I need context. Because like there could be like, gut reaction is question mark. Could be a Monty type situation. M.

Like who knows by the time like this comes out like what Monty has gotten himself into? Monty might be the next Azur Miller. That's so, I fear. I don't want to speak that into existence. No. I, Okay, con.

Yeah. Do you ever daydream? Nonstop. About what? Like about what? I'll have like full-blown, like forget where I am type daydream. Thinking, thinking, thinking. Like about to get in a car wreck kind of daydream.

Like full-blown, how did I even get here daydream? Sometimes when I drive here in the morning, I'm thinking about what I'm going to talk about. Yeah. But that's not a daydream. I'm talking about like thinking about like your future and. No. Really? No, I'm thinking about like.

The next five minutes. I'm thinking about like, hmm, how crazy are fingers, you know? I'll be like driving and be like, I can't believe I have 10 of these. Wow. Or I told you, I texted you last time. I was like, I can feel my tonsils. Oh, yeah. And you were like in a bad one.

I was like, no, they're just like wet. Oh, yeah. We had, we gotten into it. And I was, then you made me start thinking about like how when and now it's going to happen again. Like when you are become aware of your swallowing and you forget how to swallow. Yeah. And just like how frequently am I supposed to swallow. follow that sucked and it sucks currently too because I'm going through it again now I am

I know it's the worst but my tonsils are just so wet and when you move you can kind of feel them kind of moving I don't think anybody should have tonsils you like kind of shake your head a little bit you can feel your brain oh that don't that is fucked up yeah I know isn't that scary okay is it my turn I don't know what I ask huh what I ask did you ask if I don't feel my No, I mean, there must... Do I daydream? Oh, yeah. Do I do?

No, I guess I don't in the way that other people do. Yeah, no. That's so interesting. I think mostly I'm thinking... I'm thinking of bits all day. Like, I'll lay in my bed and be like, oh, that's a funny joke. I thought of one last night that's really funny. Awesome.

Yeah. Fucking hurry and answer so we can change something. Well, do I have to go to one or just think about one? To me, it's the same. Do it. I don't agree at all. I don't hurry, Brooke. I can't see.

See, I'm not going into. Okay, I'm asking a different one because I hate that one so much. Help with 20s, general advice, first job advice. I think we both just give one piece of general advice for like early early 20s, I would say. Any advice at all? I have one. Like no, unfortunately. First job advice and I've always said, well, no, this is something I learned the hard way.

Do not let your co-workers follow you on social media. It's going to be hard at first, but the amount of times I went in to work and one of my coworkers sitting now was like, ooh, look like you had a fun weekend. Oh, you did. Oh, Mr. Sunday, Fun Day. I'm like, oh, like, I noticed you didn't post

about your second divorce on your Instagram story. Do you want me to ask you about that? Like, how is your husband, ex-husband, I could do it back to them, but I'm just like, we don't need to, we work together, you know? Like when you leave the office, you shouldn't be seeing what I do. Put yourself in private right away. Also, your first year of work is just going to be miserable. But then once you get the realization that you'll be doing for the next 40 years, you kind of become numb.

And that's the good part. I still think about that and I still wonder about it. Like, should you just accept being miserable in your job? Or should you do something that will make you happy even if it's not going to, like, directly get to you to where you want to be? Like, for example, I would have taught for a third. year even though I was really miserable but like in what I wanted to do was just work at a bookstore even though like I'm not sure where that would have gotten me because I would have been a lot happier working at a bookstore than I would have been teaching for a third year and I still don't know

like what I would have done had the internet TikTok thing not happened for me yeah I think if I could go back in time now and give myself advice I would say work at the bookstore yeah but I don't know I think it's different for each person yeah like if I had wanted to be a principal at school I would be like keep teaching, but it's like if I don't want to teach anymore or be in the education field, why am I still putting myself through this misery? And I was also worried what people would think about me if I worked at a bookstore, which is so stupid. Like, I wish I could go back and just be like, work at a bookstore. But. Yeah. I also think that I read this somewhere. It's going to sound very Tumblr in 2008 of me, but read something and actually worked. Actually made a lot of sense

to me. You are not a tree. You can move. It's like you, if you start a new job. Bumps. Yeah. You're not stuck there. Mm-hmm. You know, you're not an indentured turban or whatever they call it. You are technically because you're being paid to show up somewhere and do everything they tell you to do. But you can leave and you can figure it at.

You could move, if you wanted to, you could move to Bali and work as a barista. Like totally can't. Right. Which is that I said that example because that's what I was going to do if I couldn't get another job. And I set a time date and I was like, if I don't get a job by here, luckily TikTok decided, for me as well. I think the advice that I wish I had heard was like there's so much pressure on jobs that have a certain reputation.

Yeah. Whereas that's very much like an American thing and like working at a bookstore, for example, just like if you want to do it, do it, you know, and don't worry about what people think. That would be what I wish I heard. It's easier said than done. I know. Yeah, I know. This is coming from someone who didn't work at the bookstore.

Yeah. So, okay, next question. It's funny that we're, the cool part is we're not going to give you any advice. like start investing now like start joining a gym immediately the best time is now um just like go private on instagram would be like my biggest piece of advice mine mine would probably be like quit your job quit your job working a bookstore um okay you're up okay what actor would you want to play you in a movie about your life um Jessica chastain mine would be Jennifer lawrence i think yeah yeah well i just like i like she's so cool I think yeah I don't have like it has to be

would you not would you want Tom Holland I guess Tom Holland but just like wouldn't make no I don't want Tom Holland I don't we're not did you see Tom Holland knitting on the plane I said that too oh you said that to me that was so cute um yeah no I don't I don't really want him I think I'd want like uh someone funny I can't Seth Rogen I can't think of any actors that are like kind of just like Seth Rogen don't really care no you wouldn't want it Jonah Hill those are too much too much into an archetype at this point. They smoke so much weed. I don't. You smoke a little.

No, I don't. Yes, you do. When is the last time I smoked? You just said the other day that you were going to go get high because you were in a grumpy mood. I took an edible. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's the same thing. As smoking weed? Yes. I think taking an edible, I'm, yeah, that's the same thing. You're doing weed. Okay, well, we were talking about smoking. So they smoked too much weed. but I think I would go with Jim Carrey again. Okay.

Yeah. Chills down your spine? Yeah. Okay, ready? Yeah. What is the most L.A. thing that you participate in? I think just like going to those kind of

influencer events. Yeah. Because whenever I'm there, I'm always kind of feeling weird. Yeah. And then I always am kind of consulting with my therapist. later saying is this really what I want to be doing and then I keep going back.

So it's kind of like a catch 22. I think mine is not interacting with people in public at all. Because in Texas, if you're like in the same grocery aisle as somebody, like that's enough of a reason to be like, hey, how's it going? You don't do that here. Now if someone were to wave at me, like my neighbor would be like, you need to be on the neighborhood watch. I've always hidden from people. So funny because in Texas, like, even if you hate your neighbors, like, you still say hi to them, walk in your house, yeah.

Wow. And like, give me at the grocery store, like, you, if you're standing next to someone, oh my God, so many saracha often, right? Oh, my, yeah. I would just, like, do everything in my power to make sure I'm not in a position to be standing out. It happens all the time. Don't even get me started about, like, home goods or something. You go to home goods.

Wow. People start telling you about, I don't know, like they're never. few who's going off to college this year. Don't know who you are. Anyways, so that is the biggest thing that I participate in now is I don't interact with people.

Mine would just be like being, and mine would be interact, like being social. It's new. Like going to those events. I say the other thing that I do now, which I never used to do, is like wearing workout clothes all day. Oh, me too. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's pretty new to me. That's pretty, yeah, but I think

that's more, that's like, It's just like more acceptable now. Even like outside of L.A. Are you sweating? No, actually surprisingly. Do I look? Like I'm sweating. Now that you took your hat off, yeah.

Holy, gosh. Okay. You ready? Yep. Do you think California will be your forever home? I don't know. I honestly think that the place that I'm going to live

I have not been there yet. Really? Yeah. Like where? I don't know because I haven't been there. yet. But then why do you feel that way? Because I'm not like in love with any cities I'm into. There's pros and cons. I've always said I want to build my own city. That's what I daydream about. That's so scary.

I'd have a river. I'd have the ocean. I'd have a mountain, a couple mountains. I'd have a bit of city, a bit of like Boulder, Colorado. Weed smoking area for the weed smokers. And then I'd have like a little, I guess like Boulder and Austin, Texas, it would be kind of like, they'd, like, touch each other's corners. And then, like, a New York area. And then, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Me and my friends have actually talked about, like, making our own little place on the beach. Like, me and Sally Dar would open, like, a knitting bookstore on the boardwalk. Yeah. And, like, Tristan would have, like, a bougie bar, and Patrick would have the dive bar next door. We've talked about that little community. Yeah, I agree.

I don't think. I definitely don't think L.A. is my forever home. Maybe somewhere in California I haven't been to. Yeah. Because I love the weather. Yeah. But, yeah, I definitely don't feel like, like the only other place I have ties to is Philly. And I don't think I'll be going back there.

That was actually one of the questions. Would you ever move back to your hometown? No. Yeah. No. Would you? No, I'd rather die early. Yeah.

I don't think I'd rather die early, but, like, I just don't know why I would. Like there is really nothing. Same. No, I'd rather die than move back. Totally fair. Fully. Because I can't deal with having a panic attack every single day. I don't think that's dramatic.

All right, I think you're up, but I have one ready if you're not ready. How can I stop obsessing over hot strangers? This is from Drillbit Taylor, by the way, which I just wanted to do. Oh, I don't know. I can't relate to obsessing over a stranger. Right. Because I have to have to have a bit of their personality. Like, I need at least a sense.

of a personality for me to expand on your day. You don't make up. I can't just like project onto just like somebody I just see and don't know anything. I could write a full blown book about someone that I see in the whole field. Oh, yeah, I could not do that. Based on what they're wearing and what they're buying. So do you have advice on how to stop? No, because I'm in that state too.

I think I fall in love like a couple times a week. But just with a stranger, like as long as I know nothing about it. Oh, no. I feel like I'm like in it for the long term. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. We differ in that way. Totally.

Um, no, no, I don't have advice. I guess like, yeah, I do. I guess just know that they're gonna, there's gonna be another one tomorrow. So you don't have to be access to this one today. There'll be another one. You actually gave me really good advice one time when I was in a moment of like desperation.

Do you remember what it was? It was when I was like sobbing about someone probably. And you were like, you're gonna be sobbing about someone else. Yeah. In a week. So just like, focus on that. I think it was. I think that snapped me out of it.

Yeah. That was really. Oh, that was outside of that one. at all my friends. Maybe. But yeah, that was really good advice that I got from Connor. You're up, by the way.

Okay. I did two. What would your dream job be outside of the influencing slash entertainment industry? I like, oh, there's other stuff I would do in entertainment for sure. But I like the idea of working

in a coffee shop. I already said that. But I like serving. I like, no, if I could be a personal assistant, I think I'd be really good at that, but I guess that would be in the entertainment industry as well. No, personal assistant, you can be a personal assistant to like an architect. I was just really good at it.

I would be an intern again. Dead ass. Like busy work? No, I'm really good at going above and beyond and surprising people. Totally. Yeah.

And I could do that anywhere. I've got... Go ahead. I've got three. Okay, go ahead. How do you always have three just ready, lined up? Well, because I, like, when I got that question last night, I was like, that's a good question.

Okay. And I know. number one would be FBI agent like that would be my favorite and most most preferred yeah I think I'd be pretty bad at it but I'd still like to do it would you kill somebody I yeah I would have to

to save I would kill someone to save multiple other lives so I'm saying yeah so if me killing someone is me saving somebody else I would I have to do what the job entails there's no amount of money that I wouldn't pay like I can't even think of a dollar

amount to see you break in with a group of Navy SEALs into Osama bin Laden's dungeon and in Merkim. And you're leading the charge. Let's go, boy. Can someone, if anyone works in deep fakes, can you please throw a brook on one of the like nine Navy SEALs that killed Osama bin? What's crazy is there? Did you see everything everywhere all at once?

No. Well, there is an alternate reality where that, I've done that and I'm doing that. And I am an FBI agent or a Navy SEAL or in the NRA or whatever. Nothing can be everywhere, anywhere, everything all at once. You should see that movie because it can. Ezra Miller can. Good point. Okay.

I'm not done. That was only number one. Number two would be a marine biologist. Yeah, I think that's pretty much across the board. Everybody agrees with that one. Yeah. And number three would be working in a bookstore. A bookstore, but that's also one of those like stuff sores.

Miscellaneous. Yeah, the bookstores that have just like those fun socks. Yeah. Like one of those. Then I would also. It reminds you probably of this classic book. Like knick-knacky. Classic book fair.

Oh, that's what I was. I remember I would. When I was teaching during that time, I was looking at, like, scholastic book fair jobs near me. That's funny. There weren't any. I'm pretty sure it's volunteer only. Yeah, I know. Okay, I have another one for you.

Would you ever say he would win go? Was that Tristan? Who said that? What? Did Tristan ask that question? Are you going to answer it? Are you just going to? Yeah, sure.

You would? When he would go? Yeah. Yes. Okay. Did Tristan ask that? No. Oh.

Boo, boring answer. Well, he always says. Would you ever say when he said he said Like something like that? And I just like don't know What he wants to me? Do you drink milk at all? You're not letting me ask me because you don't have them ready I have them ready Okay No Did you grow up on milk at all? No

Damn I would never want of those glass of milk families You know what's crazy? I think now I have it with beer We're like sometimes I'll be craving a beer I'm like oh beer sounds so good it's 2 p.m. I'm thirsty for water So I'm just thirsty. Right. But I am like, oh, I really want a beer. And it's because I'm parched. I don't think I've ever had a glass of milk in my life. We would have. Except if it was with an Oreo and I had put all

the Oreos in the milk and mash them up. We would have 2% milk and I would drink a glass after glass of it at dinner. Yeah, I can't. With like steak. How crazy is that? Oh, can't fath. Yeah. Oh my God. It's kind of sounding very good. I haven't really eaten today. Now knowing that like a glass of milk would make me bedridden, that's just like, I think it's since I've been hanging out with you. I'm suddenly lactose and dollar and which is crazy.

Yeah. That can happen, but it can. Osmosis. Yeah, I would love, like the Got Milk campaign really worked on me because it just makes me reminiscent of being a child coming in so sweaty and gross and being like, ooh, glass of milk. Cool, gulk, gulc, gulc, gul. This is a question that is coming from my brain right.

now and was not asked but what was your like i'm home from school snack uh like carrots and broccoli honestly i think it was like sitting out on a plate that's why i can still eat raw broccoli and like that was already sitting out on a plate for you when you got home yeah that's sweet yeah my mom was really busy so that's crazy she found time to do that i never had that i was fending for myself and it was always either those carrots you know those like little packages with the carrots and like the little thing of ranch it was those or chips potato chips and ketchup that was when like my mom wasn't looking i would literally like that's how i got to be a little chunky when i was younger was i would have a family-sized

bag of chips and like the whole bottle of ketchup wow yeah and that's still like if i like i'm feeling crazy i'll have chips i had chips and ketchup the other day disgusting it's so it's so good you can admit that that's gross no i can it like fries you have fries and ketchup and you have All forms of potatoes with ketchup, why not chips? Which brings me to another question that was asked. What's your favorite form of potato? Um, I know yours. Hashman.

Uh, sweet potato. Connor. What? Really? That's always been my favorite. That's, like, scaring me. Sweet potato fries. Um.

So you would rather have a baked sweet potato than sweet potato fries? No, I, I like sweet potato. general. But would you rather have like a baked sweet potato or sweet potato fries? I don't know. Probably up in the air. But I really do order sweet potato fries because I like to be different. And I like it with sraacha and barbecue sauce and ranch mixed together. I call that 10,000 island sauce. That is like I can't like just like a sweet potato was on the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, rock bottom plankton of my potato lives. That's why it's so awesome that we live in a world full of choices because we differ so much.

Yeah. Okay. Personal skincare routine was asked like 10 times as well as hair. Care to answer? I go back and forth between just like going to bed with my makeup on, which is when like my skin looks the best when I'm not taking care of myself. And then my skin looks really bad when I use when I like take care of it and wash it and like use product.

So it's like a hard. It's hard. Yeah. You know. What do you use when you wash your face? I use face wash. Sarabay. Because TikTok told me too.

Yeah. And then I'm a big fan of tea tree oil. So just like any sort of like blemish I have. Don't put it on your. Who-ha. Who-ha. Anytime I have like a blemish, I'll just like put some tea tree oil on a little cotton ad and kind of.

I'm big. Tea Tree as well. Trip from Trader Joe. And then I have that UFO green Sunday Riley oil, which is good. And then keels moisturizer. And as for my hair, I really, really struggle with my hair. Especially the current hair could I have where I have layers that just look like bangs just like all around my head. So there's in my hair right now is a hair tie in the back as well as clips kind of clipping back what's falling out of the hair.

in the back. So I have a hard time with my hair. But I use that like sometimes I don't I didn't do anything to it today. But I use that like three barrel like curling crumper. Oh nice. Yeah to get some wave but I didn't need any extra wave today. Ride the way. I didn't need any today because I'm sweaty. Well it looks great. I don't really subscribe to anything besides my tea try or wait no. Well it kind of depends just in case someone wants to pay me. But I, I I used my tea tree face wash from Trader Joe's. And then ocean water for my hair, which my hair looked just fucking so good this weekend. Oh, that was...

This is the only time I'll be like, holy smokes. But I saw this picture myself and I think I'm going to print it. So that when I go to get my haircut, I can be like... This is what I want. This is what I want to recreate every single time. We can throw that picture in here. It's because I went to the beach and then I messed up my timing and needed to go straight. You didn't...

That was ocean hair? Ocean hair. I have the worst. Oh, it was so... It's like flat and disgusting. So I, like, went home. I, like, went like this, brushed it, put a hat on, and went straight to the birthday party.

And then when I got to the birthday party, it was definitely not a hat type situation. So I popped a hat off, zooshed, and then it walked out, and it was like... What's crazy if I had put my hair in the ocean, gone home, judged it, put a hat on, taking the hat off, I would be locked away. Locked up abroad?

Locked up. Okay. Well, that's... again it's a beautiful world we live in full of choices yeah i'm fighting him on that i'm just no no no i'm just trying to figure out like a good transition to to the next question do you have one ready um yeah okay give it to me what's your starbucks order black coffee oh yeah yeah wow i'm telling you if you get a hot black coffee in the in the wintertime you'll get some crazy ideas i cannot do black coffee I need some sort of creamer.

Okay. Yeah. But at Starbucks, I've recently been getting and I learned this from one of Kelsey's vlogs and her and Cody went to Starbucks. It's an iced macho latte with oat milk and two pumps.

I think she did three, but I've actually been doing one. One pump of chai. And like if I'm feeling crazy, vanilla cold foam. But it like puts me into a coma. Yeah. I think it has the opposite effect that it should. Yeah.

Yeah. That's weird. How our bodies react differently. I think it's probably just because it's like all sugar. Mm-hmm. That it's, yeah. Yeah, so always crazy in that way. I have this horrible thing where like I want to support mom and pop stores, but just like,

nobody's doing it like Starbucks. I agree. Yeah. They put something in Starbucks coffee. Sorry mom and pop. I know. Another question I had that's pretty similar. Have you ever been to Wawa?

Yeah, one time. Yeah. It was fucking awesome. I mean, that is like, that is, I would move back to Philadelphia. for Wawa. For Wawa. Yeah. I mean,

you can take the girl out of Philly, but you can't take the Wawa out of this girl. That would be my dream brand deal would be with the Wawa. Manifested in this space. What did you get when you went to Wawa?

A sandwich. What'd you put on it? I can't remember. I can't remember. Shoot. A hoagie. That was a hoagie, like a true hoagie. I was drunk from the day before

going to drink. Ugh. Yum. Wawa has the best hash browns. Whoa. That's good to know because I'm going back. Even better than the Trader Joe's one. Get a Wawa hash brown.

brown and I just get like a okay tell them I just get like a classic turkey hoagie turkey mayo oil lettuce tomato sometimes onion if I'm filling up for it sometimes sweet peppers yeah yeah and sometimes the tuna but they recently changed the tuna around

a little bit and sometimes chicken salad they also change the chicken salad a little bit so I've just kind of been sticking with the turkey you have to stick to what you know sometimes sometimes it's not just like the vibe is not to branch out totally um okay If you could have anyone alive or dead be

I don't really understand this one Walk me through it Maybe we could come to an understanding If you could have anyone alive or dead Be your pointer finger Who would it be? Thank you Bridget for this insightful Literally that person just like be your pointer finger

And like when you need advice or help Or literally anything Do you would just be like hello? I guess it's open I guess I think that's kind of just like who would you have Just like on your shoulder Point or replace Alive or dead

Yeah Ooh Yeah Anybody come on Come on Come on come Come on go on go on go on Who would you have?

Teddy Roosevelt Yeah Being played by Robin Williams From Night at the Museum From Night at the Museum That is I'd have Marcel the shell

Okay I'm like so confident with that It's not even funny No need to explain Mine is so specific I would just love him In that character Yeah that's really funny

And Teddy Roosevelt is my favorite president. He invented the National Park System. His name is Teddy. That is a cute name. I would add that to my baby name. Yeah. Least favorite roommate slash any horrible roommate stories. I have that one that I think I've told on here before.

But it couldn't hurt to tell it again. Basically, I was on a really big health kick in my senior year of college. And I just, like, would just eat soup. Soup. And just like, I can make the one. The one thing I could make really well is chicken soup, and I had this, like, one pot that I would just use to make soup. I think we all have that one pot.

And one day my soup pot was missing, and I was like, how does a soup pot go missing similar to my egg salad? Go let's go. Go missing. I found it. I had three roommates. I was friends with two of them, and one was just, like, a random girl. I found it in her room.

She was using it as a trash can, and she had her dirty ear-waxy cutips in it. in my suit pot I would the scream I let out you probably heard it in Texas I would break her windshield of her and oh never said anything just like took it which am I in the wrong for

breaking into her room and taking my soup pot back and dumping the key tips on the floor I'm not going to tell her but it's interesting when you think about it because that evidence wouldn't be admissible in court because I'd never search warrant you know I would break the

windows of her car yeah okay I think I mean I that's that makes me livid logically I'm in the right legally probably not um I have some really horrible roommate stories like the two that got restraining order on each other right and then I had to pick sides do I want talk about it nope because I don't know if there's any legality involved with that okay but I think that you your roommates getting a restraining order against each other you picking sides like that that's bad yeah without you even needing okay well let me go through a couple more okay so so the roommate that lived there before before i moved into this place because they were just looking for one more roommate and i was desperate because i had a job that i was starting in two weeks

i just needed a place already lived there previously and had a couch a coffee table and like a credenza that was going to stay in the apartment and he had me pitch in for it to like use it even though it was already there. So I pitched in a third of the price of the sectional couch, the coffee table, and the credenza. That's tough. That would have, I wouldn't have moved in,

but you had no choice. I had no choice. And then, uh, during the pandemic, I left for a couple months and came back up and this person had adopted or fostered three puppies. And they were in our apartment. Yeah. And they were just shitting as they pleased. Just like there was piles of shit like landmines all over our apartment. And I was like, this is

Unbelievable. Anyways, that happened. But I had like really, related to the dish stories, I had two roommates that lived in, like, third world country vibes in their rooms. Uh-huh.

Because they knew that we were pretty clean outside of the rooms. But like, we ran, we would run out of certain stuff. Like, where are the forks this week? Where is our small plates?

And so I did some digging myself. What'd you find? I couldn't find anything. I was like, I know it's you guys unless there's a thief among us stealing egg salad and our little plates. And so I went in and I'm going, I'm rummaging at this point. I open a drawer of one of their desks and he's got three plates with like food on it, like silverware and one of our pans that like he finished studying and maybe just like put it and shut the drawer. Then it gets worse. Put to my other roommate.

And I'm looking for, because I couldn't find all this stuff and I'm like, they're probably somewhere in this guy's room. But I'm just going to check this guy's room. I lifted up his clothes that were, like, laying in a pile in his closet. He had plates stacked this high, a couple inches high, with, like, spaghetti. Like, uneaten, and he had put his clothes on top of those. Squalor! Squalor. Jail.

That's yucky. Yeah. So that was tough. And that's why I live alone. Yeah. And it was funny because those roommates that, like, would never do the dishes, I was like, all right, then the dishes. Because I kept doing it. they're not going to get done.

One, they need a plate, they'll have to clean the dishes. And if they clean just one, I'm going to be like, you see how this is wrong. They went and bought paper plates. Yeah, yeah, you were expecting them. Started eating out of paper plates.

It sounds like when you have to come to terms with the fact, like if you want something done, you just have to do it yourself and that sucks. I started doing the stuff. Yeah, that really sucks. So that was my, that was my stuff. That was good.

Yeah. Okay, you ready? Yep. Oh, and then I had a roommate. I had two roommates post grad that, instead of using the dishwasher that's built into our house that we pay for, they wanted to wash the dishes by hand and use the dishwasher as a drying rack to save money. I'm like, do you know how much water are you using washing dishes with your hands when it literally does that in the dishwasher?

Wow. That's a unique perspective. Also, it doesn't feel clean when you don't steam them. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. I think I'm getting too fired up about some stuff. That's okay. This is a safe space to do that. This one's a little tough. Oh, geez. Okay. Favorite thing about yourself? I don't know. You have to answer. My upper body.

Just kidding. Probably my ability to be completely by myself and have street smarts, even though they were not necessary for me to grow up with. You know what I mean? You mean like if you're by yourself in a situation where you need street smarts, you have them? If I'm abroad and I have a dead phone, I can figure out. I can navigate and get somewhere and meet. people and whoa i'd be dead in one

yeah no yeah you would but that's okay because you make up for it and book smart not really um what do i make i'm trying to think of what do i make up for it in probably my fingers or my toes what do you mean

i just think like i have really like not right now because they're like i they're like gross but i think i have good hands like like this kind of right there Yeah, I see. And I have good feet. You do. That would probably be my favorite thing about myself.

That's good. Good feet is important. Especially now. They're lucrative. Yeah. They're tools of the trade. I know. I think mine is my ability to pull off a very good scheme.

I lie. I know. And I can pull it off. That's where I think if I was in a, yeah, throw me under the bus. If I was in a situation where I needed to get out of it, I think I could get out of it because I'm good at making friends and I'm good at lying. to make friends. Yeah, but I always get scared you're going to get caught in a lie

because that's the worst thing in the world. That is. It's pretty bad. Yeah. All right, I got another good. Pick a really good one. All right. Well, one comment was just, can Brooke Nick Connor a straight jacket so he stops moving so much?

I can knit you something. I would like a straight jacket. I think that'd be. If I could knit you one thing, what would you want? A straight jacket now. But, like, would you actually wear something if I knit it for you? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. I would. I'm trying to think right now. I'm so sorry. Okay. Which one I should do. Try your best to explain Bluetooth. I'm sorry.

I don't think we should do that one. Do you believe in ghosts? Any stories? Yeah, I do believe in ghosts. I think I should try to explain Bluetooth. Okay, go for it. It's just a wireless connection. I don't think there's more to it than that.

Okay. No, believe women in STEM. Yeah. I literally think wireless connection, like, short and sweet. Yeah. And do I believe in ghosts? Yes, 100%. Yeah.

Because of that one TikTok video, do you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah. Where just like something walked by the door. I can't elaborate into more detail than that. I saw it. Yeah. It's just like that in that moment. She broke her lease because of that.

That one. And in that moment, I was just like, oh, that's 100%. Oh, that's a ghost. Yeah. We're in, like, reality. Like, we don't know. It's a squatter. Or we don't know.

Like, she could have been like, hey, here's like my hold somebody off screen. And can you just walk by eye and I'll post and be like, oh my God, there's a ghost? We don't know, except I do and I know that was a good. In the same way, like, I'm not going to argue with people about the effectiveness of crystals or, like, moon signs. I'm not going to argue about ghosts. You think I'm in a place to piss off a ghost? Scary. I definitely, I believe in, like, energies.

Yeah, ghosts and spirits and ghouls and energies and things of that nature are, to me, like spiders. that live in your shower. You do your thing. Stay out. I'm going to close my eyes real quick. Stay out of my zone. You want to kill a spider in your shower? I have one that's lived in my shower for a while.

It looks harmless. It's not like a big web with like, he just kind of sits in one spot. Maybe he's enjoying the steam. I don't know. But it's none of my business really, as long as he stays there. Wouldn't the water kill him?

He lives up higher than... In the clouds. He lives up in the clouds. Okay. So it feels nice to have someone around The worst thing ever Like last night I got into one of my pranking moods And it was just such a waste because

You know who am I gonna pull a prank on So then I was like I guess this is gonna have to wait till tomorrow And then I woke up not in a pranking mood No That's like the one reason you might need you could need a roommate Got a prank sometimes Sometimes you got to pull a prank Yeah it's harmless

It doesn't hurt anybody Totally Yeah. Okay, are you ready for another question? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, which parent would you live with in the parent trap? That's hard. I know mine.

You'd live with the father. Yeah. Dennis Quaid. Not just because he's Dennis Quaid because he's my dad. Not because he, no. Like I'm saying, Dennis Quaid being hot doesn't matter because he's my dad. So taking that off the table. Oh, I didn't say that.

Oh, I thought that's what you meant. Mm-mm. No, I would live with him because, like, I'd just rather live in, like, a vineyard than London. I think I'd rather live in London. Really? With me mom.

Well, we can swap. I'd rather live with Chessie, though, so that's really tough. Yeah, I love Chessie. Chessie and the Butler. What's the Butler's name? Forget. It's crazy.

Chessie, the Butler. Jesse, does she follows me? Chessie? On what? On something. I can't remember, but I was going to tell you that. That's, whoa. It's like a random problem.

Oh my God. And the Butler? I forgot to tell you this one too. Lucinda from Ellen Chance and follows me on Twitter. Mini driver. No, she doesn't. Mini Driver does not follow you on Twitter.

I promise you. I'll show you. I'll show you because I just... Mini Driver's like a huge actress. Yeah, she's also Lucinda from Ella Enchanted. Did you tweet about Ella Enchanted? Yeah, you did. She followed me before that. Whoa, I wonder what did it for her.

There she is, my queen. Like, she's in, um... She's in a lot of stuff. Yeah, but what's the big Matt Damon movie? Mm-hmm. at Harvard. Why am I not able to... Goodwill hunting.

Sorry, I was drinking. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, she's in a lot of... MIT. A lot of stuff. That's wild. Yeah.

Cool follow. What were we talking about? Oh. Would you live with... Would you live with? I don't know. They're both rich. It doesn't really matter.

Yeah, I would live in the vineyard. That summer camp, by the way, that they went to. I don't know if I ever said. It was very similar to the camp that I went to. Look, it looks wise and vibe was. I feel like the counselors were so hands off there. Oh, we had a counselor in every cabin, too, at least. Yeah, we were like completely,

we couldn't really do anything without our counselors and things were so structured. Where I feel like at that camp, you could literally just do anything whenever you wanted. Yeah. Which I wish camp was. Okay. Here, we'll get serious really quick.

Okay. Here I go asking Brooke a question. Rekindling with an X, situational or never. Situational, for sure. Okay. I have five left. Do you want to pick the one?

Are we not going to talk about rekindling with an act? Oh, I think it's just situational. Yeah. Do you have anything else? No, that's it. You're right. Okay.

We have four minutes left and I have five questions left. I'm going to read all five of them. Rapid fire. Okay. Ready? Ass or tits? As. Who annoys each other more?

I probably annoy Brooke more. No. Well, I wouldn't tell you if you were being annoying because I'd be scared of how you'd react. Okay, fair. Can Liam Michelle Reed? Yes or no? I don't think so. She really hasn't addressed it.

Dream threesome. Father's son, Holy Spirit. No, no, no, I'm sorry. That is going to get caught off the wrong way. Trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio, trio. The two property brothers and... That's it. That's a threesome.

Oh. Would you ever change your username? name. No. Why would I? I would. I would only, I would change it if Zach Ephron got canceled. Oh yeah. You know? Not a good look. I know. I know. Yeah. Yeah. That scares me. He's being canceled as we speak. That's such a soft cancellation. That like, only if he did something really scary bad. Well, he's working with a pancake. I heard he's a great guy though. So I have faith in him. Yeah. Good, good for you. Mm-hmm. All right. I guess I'll keep going. Um, least favorite color.

Ooh, really? Yeah. I guess just like a bright yellow. Okay. I'm thinking like in terms of wearing them mostly. Uh, I don't like purple at all. Really?

In any way. Not even like a lilac? Like, you know, my overalls? Eh, I don't like it. They look, I'm not judging anybody else. I'm saying, like, I love that. There's like a royal purple that I despise. It makes me sick to my stomach.

Like Barney? No, no, no, I just don't like purple. I don't like orange really at all. I like burnt orange, like a classy orange because of UT. But I definitely don't like maroon. No. Or mahogany while we're at it. I think my biggest ick in a guy is if they're wearing like one of those maroon button-up shirts that are just like maroon.

Yeah, totally. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah. All right. First kiss. What was it? 15? Late.

Okay. Like 15. Um. Okay. Do you have a story around it? No, not really. You don't want to say it? No.

I was to figure out when the Simpsons movie was released. 2007 for me. What? Oh, the Simpsons movie? Yeah. 2007. And my friends all planned it. And we watched the Simpsons movie and we were holding hands sweating.

sweating hand in hand holding you holding me touching something that wasn't sexual we were literally just holding sweaty hands holding sweaty hands and then it went through the whole simpsons movie which is like long and then the credits started rolling and all my friends left oh that's sweet and then we were like all right should we do it that's sweet i wish i had a good first and then oh no it was nasty so we were eating popcorn and she had braces oh so i was serving as as a human toothpick in that in that way. Yeah. That's really sweet of you.

We went straight for tongue. As you do with your first kiss, I think. Damn, this is actually super fucking nasty. Yeah. Kissing is gross, I think, most of the time. The braces have it all really built character, I think, in the long term for me. So I don't, I'm not mad about it, but I'm just, like, don't be mad because it happened to be glad because it's over. Oh, it's over.

Highs and lows of turning 21. What'd you do for your 21st? I was probably asleep by 10.30 p.m. PST. EST. Okay. I had like the most responsible night of my life, my 21st birthday. I was like, I'm old now. I'm going out legally.

And then I had like the chillest night of my college experience probably on my 21st. That's great. Yeah. That's it. I don't think like I even. story. Oh no, I went to jail. No, no, no. Oh, I think we should end on your jail story because a lot of people were asking me what your jail story was. It's so long. Okay, so never mind because we're, we can do jail story next. Okay. We can do jail story next week, which will actually be

a week ago. Two weeks, it will actually be two weeks ago. Okay. So by this time, we've probably done your jail story. All right, well, jail stories locked and loaded. Okay, perfect. And I'll figure out a way to tell that without incriminating myself. Okay. Awesome. Um, with Is that it? Legal system. Um, yeah, like,

these are just kind of like, kind of lame. Do we have any, uh, would either of you ever create an only fans? Like a sexual one? I'm not gonna put. Yeah,

I would create, I wouldn't post like any naked pictures. Yeah. I would defeat pictures. Yeah. Or just like bonus content. Yeah. Coming soon for B&C as well,

by the way, but not an only fan. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bonus content is coming soon. We could put it on the movie fans. I would maybe do it. Like, butt-ass naked?

Maybe. Whoa. No. Maybe. Really? Someone asked on that, maybe it was really funny because someone was like, Connor, what's it like being stuck between large penis support group and tiny meat gang? What is it?

Between a rock and a hard place. Rock being a boner and a hard place being also a boner. Got it. Um, so, so I advice for a first date. I'm trying to think of any other ones. Do you have any advice for a first date? Um, take a shot. We're six.

No, don't overdo it. Don't overdo it, by the way. No, don't overdo it. Never overdo it. Yeah. Take a shot. I think my advice for a first date, this works, this works really well. Cross platform, too.

If you want to do this, I've done this a lot of time. If I'm ever nervous for something, distract yourself all the way up to the point where you're sitting down looking at the person. Take a phone call all the way in the Uber or whatever you're taking to go to this date. Take a phone call all the way until you sit down at the table.

You know what helps me in things that I'm nervous about? What? This is advice my dad used to give me when I would just like hate going to Hebrew school. Hebrew school? Yeah. What do you learn in Hebrew school? Like Sunday school.

Oh. Yeah. which is called Hebrew school for Jewish. You meant like that was like a... No, it's like Sunday. You go on Sunday. Okay. I'm just like learning about Judaism.

Sorry. That's fine. He would be like just picture yourself after. Like what are you going to do after? Like picture yourself watching your favorite show, eating chips and ketchup. I don't think what you're going to do after is a good idea for the first date. Nerves. Yeah. Well, just like if you don't like, you'll come home from your date. Like I would come home from my date and just like watch a movie.

You know? Yeah, that's a good idea. So just like, as long as you're not going to like. Well, it's up to you. But like if you know that like you don't want to on the first date. Yeah. Sometimes you don't know. Yeah.

Then just be like, oh, I'm picturing myself all cozyed up. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. What is one clothing item you want to cease to exist? Low rise. Anything. Out of respect for my feelings. Yeah.

Mine are those tight jeans with like the lines for some reason right here for dudes. Oh, I don't know. It freak me up. And then the last thing, I think we're done. I think we can end. Okay, that's fine. I was going to ask you one more, but I was just like, yeah, okay, we'll do this one. How to make friends in a new city?

I don't know. We should make a Facebook group. Like, leach onto one person and then make friends with all their friends. And then you can choose if you want to keep being friends with the original person you leached on to. What if you don't know anyone in that city? You have to literally find one person to leach onto and then meet all of their friends. Yeah. Like do everything you kind of find one person that's already established and just meet all of their friends.

Yeah. It's so hard because I worked at Bumble at BFF. That was like my project. And we couldn't figure it out. It's so hard. It makes sense to, if you go on dates and you're like, hey, I'm actually not interested in you at all, but do you have a group of friends here? Yeah. It's a heartfelt.

And then being like total friend zone yourself, you got a friend. Totally. If you can handle that. Or else just, uh, I'm trying to think of a way you could do it. Because you can join leagues and stuff and join activity groups, but I guess that's just... So hard to do alone.

You can figure out ways to do it. I think on Twitter or TikTok, honestly. Make friends online. Yeah, online. That's what we did. I did. Yeah. You did.

Yeah. Yeah. All of my best friends now I've met online or through the people I've met online. Yeah. So just portray yourself and create your vibe really specifically and you should have no problems.

Totally. We should make a Facebook group for B&C. For B&C. That's so smart. Because then people could find each other. We'll do that. Like the toast, the morning toast. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, we should do that. Yeah. All right, all right, guys. We're done. We're getting out of here. Thank you guys. And we'll see you next week.

Next week, which is in a month. Which is like in a month and a change. Go crazy. No, just a month. Yeah. Technically, we'll see you just like next week. All right. If you have any more questions,

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