Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Chungus and Chungarella

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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Hello, Brooke. How are you? Hi, my chunk. Hey, Chango. Chunga and Chungo. If you were in a, in a gendered speaking language world. Chung and Chunggett.

Chung and Chungette for here Chunga Chungo if you were like an ah Oh Chungis and Chungarlla Huh? I said Chungus and Chungurella

Chungus and Jungerella I'll see you in at midnight Chungarlla I can't stop It's so horrible I know I've actually I've seen it from afar

It's special It's really not good I already did like You went through your chungus Yeah FACC life Yeah. No, my chungis hit me over the weekend. You were like a late onset chungus. I have late onset chungis.

Oof. And now I can't stop. And at Friendsgiving, we were playing quiplash. And obviously, every answer was something chungis. And then we had to outlaw chungis for the next round. And no one could say anything. That's not, you guys are like this. When you can't say chungis.

What? What do you say? What could you possibly say if not chungis? There's nothing to say. What did people, stupid, dumb? ass fat-ass life. What? What was life for fucking my chungis life?

Well, we'll know next week because it will have moved on completely. I will never, I will not be moving on from my chungis life anytime soon. How did it start? Chungus, we went. Oh, wait, you were gone the week of chungis. It was, Maggie was here. Yeah. That was the chungis.

And we looked it up, but the chungis. Well, it's from Looney Tunes. Yeah. But how to fuck my chungis life? start. I think Chungus was just like a brain rot thing, six, seven type shit. And then it took a life of its own with the Bugs Bunny. Who did it?

Like, it just took one person to say fuck my Chungus life. And then we were all fucking our Chungus lives. When you know, you know. If something is rolling off your, if something's rolling off your tongue in that kind of way, you're going to pick it up and put it in your lexicon.

Totally. We reference is big Chungus. Variations. That's the bugger. On Twitter and X in 2024. Nice.

Cool. Oh, cool. We're just like, as usual, going to be about a year behind on these things that people that were funny and they've moved on from.

By the way, I was thinking about this morning, I was talking about crashing out. I was like, the way that crashing out now is just like, oh, it's crashing out. And but do you remember the episode

when we were like, walk me through what you think a crashing out could be? Like, there was a time recently when we were like learning about crashing out. Right. That's very true.

And now it's just part of the lexicon. And like, it's kind of annoying when some people say it. So obviously, chungis will get annoying too at some point when someone annoying says it. But for now, I'm like so disgustingly, obesely chungus. You're chunged out. Yeah. You're chung out. Yeah. Okay, I have to say something that just happened to me this morning. You may. So I'm walking down the street and I'm having my coffee and I hear a voice from behind me and I'm like I know that voice.

I've known this voice for years. This is someone I've known for years. And then I was like, I'm not in a place where I can stop and talk. I was coming back because we were recording and I had a smoothie and I had a coffee. So it was imperative that I got home quickly.

Yes. And I was like, this is not like a talking experience. if this is someone that I that I can't place. It's not like a close friend, but it's like, it's close enough where I recognize

just their voice and I'm walking and we are block, block, block. And I'm like, I need to turn around and see who this is. Wait, but they didn't say Connor?

No. Oh, I thought you were, okay, this person is on the phone. This person's on the phone. They're walking close enough behind me where I can hear the conversation. And finally I turn and I'm like,

I'm going to turn and get a good look. and I turn and I'm face to face with Audrey Plaza and she turned two and right before I had seen her I was wearing a beanie

like all this morning because it's cold and I had taken the beanie off because you know what I look like at a beanie? I look like the smurf right smurf at

so I had taken the beanie off like 10 minutes prior and I was thinking like oh it's so cool that she didn't see me in the beanie saw me like with my natural flow state rom-com middle part yeah lowy back of my hair rescind you a picture of what i look like did you have hat hat hair brook i thought i had the middle part of a 90s heartthrob i look like the long island medium oh that's yeah i see

what you're saying it's you yeah bangs are hard hey listen Bangs are hard. Plastered down in the front. Banks are hard. If I've learned one thing. Absolutely on my way to pick up my kids. Get in the Tahoe, honey. We have soccer practice shortly.

Banks are hard. We're all learning how to navigate them. When that happened, and obviously you don't have a New York winter coat, so I'm kind of just like wearing everything that I, the way I dress right now in the mornings in New York is. What's the temperature? I don't want to say because it's like not cold enough for me to be acting like this.

It is when you grew up in Texas and California. I think it's 42. Yeah, that's cold. I'm dressing right now the way you dress when you're going skiing or something and then you weigh your bag and it's over 50 pounds at security and you have to just start putting on whatever is accessible and the heaviest stuff. So I kind of have layer after layer after layer. And that experience with Audrey Plaza this morning, like had me thinking about Aubrey.

Yes. What did I say? Audrey. Glad I didn't say, hey, Audrey, a huge fan. You're what? I'm glad I didn't say, hey, Audrey. I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fucking chungus fan of your work, baby.

Hi, Audrey, I'm the most chungest fan. You're most chung-y. I'm your most chung-s-s-fan. Hi, Chunkerella. Oh my God, Audrey, it's me. You're chung-gous fan. He was chung-s-fan. No, like, this morning I literally had something pop into my head.

I don't know if, I don't know if you heard this. much because of Jewish. But I, there was something that always used to be said in Texas and maybe just the South. Always dress. Dress every day like you're going to meet Jesus today. Oh, I thought you were going to say dress for the job you want,

not the job you have. And I was going to say, Jews have heard that too. No. No, I don't know about dressing to meet Jesus. That's amazing. Yeah. Although I don't think he'd care.

No. And then that was, so then I started thinking about that term. It's like, do you think Jesus, if I showed up in like, of my best skims, box of a briefs? Yeah, because what was Jesus wearing? Jesus was wearing a robe. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, that's the whole thing is like Jesus wouldn't care what you were wearing. I agreed.

It wanted us to present ourselves nicely as if we were going to walk outside and die, which I guess I get, but you don't take your clothes with you to have on. well we don't know you might take only the outfit that you're wearing we don't know that's the thing like maybe the outfit you die in is is your outfit like the way that cartoons have the same outfit in every single episode of every show maybe that's our oh my

you have that's like new OCD thing that's awesome thank you what do you mean like you're gonna be thinking about that a lot every day when I wake up I'm gonna be like what I want to wear do I want to wear this for eternity? Yeah just a thought yeah I know and I've moved past things like

that little part in the front of my sock that like is bulbous and I used to have to cut them out or else I couldn't go to school, you know, at the toe. Yeah. Put your shoe on and it pokes your toe. Not in a sharp way, just like on a way that you're very aware of. Yeah. I'm going to have to cut that out before I die.

Yeah. Dress every day like you're going to be your little Lizzie McGuire cartoon. Dress every day. Yeah, like I'm going to go. I'm going to head upstairs and meet. Jesus. Well, the cartoon thing is funny. I saw something the other day.

You know how I said the other day? Like, I'm getting belly button lent. Like, all of these things are cartoon-esque. Sure. Someone posted the other day and said, like, here's all the evidence that I'm living in a cartoon. And they have, they made a note page. I love note pages when people posties. Yes.

Evidence that I'm living in a cartoon. The first one was got a concussion from tripping over my own feet in the house. Okay. Or my rotator cuff fell in a traffic hole. went to pick up a pizza at Domino's and the workers were actively eating my pizza talking about my bad I can make another one if you want next one tried to buy five bananas at self-checked actually bought 50 and tried to return them but the employee had to

individually return them one by one broke a bottle of olive oil in the kitchen floor slipped and fell down with trying to clean it up and then had to relearn how to manually like manually relearn how to sleep I don't really get how that's a cartoon I get the slipping and falling. Had to manually relearn how to sleep because of the olive oil? No, I think that was an unrelated bullet point. Yeah. Okay.

My only thing, my only thing was that I have belly button lent. I thought that that was something that like SpongeBob would be like when Sandy had to go into hibernation and he was able to make a fur coat out of fur trimmings. Start your list. I just made a new list. What is it? It's called things that I've pretended to like that I actually don't. Um

Love this. Yeah, do you want to hear some of them? Yeah, I want to hear all of them. It's like, it's like I will like, I'm coming out right now in a way. Like these are things that are precious to a lot of people. I love this. All right. And these are things that I should like, like just based off of my personality too.

Okay. Number one and like probably the deepest cut, La La Land. I do not like La La Land. And I've tried so hard. At first I thought like it was just like something wrong with my movie theater going experience because when I saw it in the theater, I was like I didn't like that. But that's my fault. And so I just kept saying like, oh, I think I had like a bad experience. Like I'm sure it's like incredible.

Saw it again like probably like a few years ago. And I was like that's I still didn't care for that. Wow. But that must be my fault. Saw it again this weekend. I don't like it. I just don't like it. I think if you give it three goes, it's really admirable.

I just don't like it. And I think that I struggle in the same way, like, 500 days of summer I also don't like. I think I just don't like romances that aren't rom-coms where they don't end up together. To me, it's like, that's not, I'm not here for that. And that's just me. That's just my taste. You liked 500 days of summer. No, I don't like 500 days of summer, which is just crazy.

And, you know, Matthew Greg Goopler's in it and everything like that. that. Yeah, I do know that. So I don't like 500s a summer. You know what else? I'll say, like, this is like, this movie is fine, but it's, I wouldn't ever, like, choose to watch it and I don't like particularly, like, care for it.

But I like it better than the other ones I've said. That's where's Prada. Why? And what's your hold up, what you're hang up? I don't know. It just doesn't speak to me. Wow. You're, you're going to hate the second one. I probably won't see the second one. I say,

We will go see. Didn't really like the first. You'll see the second one. Okay. This is where we get like, these are two things I've been pretending. This one I've been really pretending to like, like publicly. And that is the summer I turned pretty. Ooh.

I know. It's entertaining to a point. But if not everyone was watching the summer I turned pretty, I would have stopped watching after the first episode. I don't really care about it. I like the music. I never connected with Conrad in the way that everybody else did, which is really shocking, I think. I don't know.

You know what's crazy? I hate it. I don't hate it, but I don't have the connection to it that everyone else does. And I've just been preaching to you. This is probably the most in common thing that we've ever had because I haven't seen, I'm two for three that I haven't seen. Lalo Land haven't seen Summer I turned pretty. I haven't watched a single episode. I've watched every single episode of the summer I turned pretty.

and I enjoyed it because it was a collective experience. Yeah. But I wouldn't have, I don't like it because of its essence. I like it because it's a cultural phenomenon. And if it wasn't, I wouldn't watch it. There were several of those, usually during COVID. Another one of those for me is nobody wants this. You don't like that.

Same. No, I don't. Just it didn't hit or you don't like it. It didn't connect. It did not, it didn't connect with, I didn't connect to it. I liked it, but I didn't connect. enough to like, be like, oh, there's a new season coming out or whatever. I just didn't, I didn't subscribe, which is sad. I watched the first season and I was like, okay. And also,

I like the Judaism and it kind of rubbed me the wrong way. But even besides that, I was like, you've said that before. Yeah, I've said that before. But even besides that, I was just like, okay, I do love Adam Brody, but like, I don't know. There's something was not hitting for me. And then I watched the second and didn't even finish it. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't I would say. Second season? Yes. I watched like,

you're putting a lot of man hours into, you're putting a lot of man hours into these shows that, like, you didn't even like to start with. I know because it's like, I'm like, what's wrong with me? Because I believe, and I've always believed that when everyone likes something,

it's because it's good. Like, that's why I like popular things. It's like, yeah, we all like this because it's good. Like, I don't like people that don't like popular things just for the sake of because like, no, everyone likes this because it's good. So I usually subscribe to that.

So it's really hard for me when there's something that everybody likes that I can't get on board with. And it's not, it's just not my taste. I don't know. I need to stop apologizing. It's just like preference. But. And then the last one, which this is something I do like to an extent, but I do think

it's overrated. And that is fourth wing. Which is kind of like, that's like the big romantic see. series. I would say like that's most people's favorite, even like above Akitar. That I can't even speak to it in any way. But I would say, I think fourth wing is just okay. I think the second book is the best, which people don't really like. I thought the third book was so bad that I don't think I'll be continuing with the series. And people are like, fourth wing is romanticcy. You know, you read three books out of a series and then decided? Well, the fourth one isn't out. But I don't think I'll be reading

when it does come out. Talk about sunken cost fallacy, Jesus age. I know. But like when I was reading the third, I was like, and they're, Connor, they're thick. You know, tiny, tiny text 600 pages. So it's like I can't, how much more of that can I, can I do for something that I'm not super passionate with that? I wish you would have done less than you did.

Yeah. That's upsetting to me. Yeah. But anyway, that is my latest list and I'm going to keep adding to it. and I feel okay. Having shared that, I know I'm going to get some pushback and, you know, I understand it.

But that's just where my heart is. I think a lot of people are going to, like, follow suit and be like, I also didn't like Lollaland and I've been hiding in the closet. No, I think Lalland is probably the biggest defender on that list. And, like, I love Emma Stone. I love Ryan Gosling. I love old Hollywood.

I love movie musicals. It doesn't make sense. I love the guys who did the music. Like, it's just, even the music in the all-in, I'm like, I don't care. Is it, is it original pieces? It's original pieces. Eh, I'm not going to see it. But yeah.

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Real California milk. That's fine. Also, like, you've been the opposite for a lot of things, too. I had that list of, like, hills you tried to die on and, like, I resurrected you and pulled you to the top of them. Yeah. And like a lot of them, this is just like the opposite end of that. It's like I actually, I was going to pass away on this hill and I'm ready to throw in the towel here.

This is just didn't connect. I'm hoping that my mind will change with Devil Wars Prada because that's the only one that I haven't seen super recently that I'm like maybe at this age I will connect to it more. But I don't know. That's a good trope of movies. It's like the young professional woman that works at a magazine or like whatever fashion label. But like that's gone. That's going to be, I feel like that's going to be like gone because they can't rewrite. No one, I guess you could work at a magazine still, but it's just not like, it's not like,

we got to go to print in three days. What are we going to write about? Everyone. You know what? I think my heart just doesn't connect to that type of storyline because I've just never been someone to like prioritize hustle. Yeah. And work over like, I don't know, anything.

Which like I'm not saying it's a good thing. that's just how, unfortunately, how my cookies crumbled. Why are you beating yourself up over not relating to something? I do. It doesn't feel comfortable for me not to like things that people like. Yeah. I like can't, I don't even know how to wrap my house, my house. I don't know how to wrap my house around this one. So what is, what is the show with the dragons in it? The book, Fourth Wing?

No, the show. The show with the show with the. The Dragons? Brooke. Game of Thrones? Yes. Game of Thrones. Like, I do not,

do not give one little, like an ounce, like a droplet. I don't have a, I don't have, nothing, nothing in me is interested in that. I do want to love that. I have tried several times on planes, and in the first scene, it's a three-some with like several women

on top of, um. Doesn't tickle your pickle? The young man No I just say you I don't know And then like I'm happy for people

I'm genuinely Even like with Wicked Right now I really kind of Like I think it's good I'm not like a huge fan I'm happy that so many people get this collective experience

Where one they They like I'm happy When a huge group of people Is so busy with each other And they find this community Like that makes me happy For them I agree

I love stuff. I truly do, which I think is why I struggle with not liking things that most people love. Because I want to be a part of something. I want too deeply. I want too deeply to the point where I will just pretend most of the time. But I'm, I just, yeah, I had to come out. I don't, I don't have the pretending in me. I'm just like, you guys go to movie night or whatever it is that you guys are doing and get back to me when you're done. So you're not going to see Wicked part two? I probably will. just to be like to be able to have something to talk about with you on the podcast. I mean,

I might, I do have to dive into it today though. Oh, well then yeah, do it. So you might not even need to see it. Because I have to go, I have to do it today.

Yeah. Before I burst. No worries. No. Absolutely. Okay. Thanks, do it.

Do it today if you want to. Yeah. I do it. Well, it's more like I do need to. Why don't you do it now? Because we're here. You want me to do it now?

I mean, I'm not going to have much to contribute. If you want to do it at the end, we can do it at the end. Well, here's actually the thing, Connor, because I don't have much to contribute as well. And here's why. I saw Wicked for good on Monday night. And the reason I don't will not have much to contribute right now is because there has not been a language created that has the words that I need to describe the way I feel about what I saw.

What's this? I can't speak to the experience with the words that I have access to in English. it was so beyond language it was transcendent in a medical way does that make sense I almost died I almost died in the theater

during as long as your mind which I knew I was going to I knew that was going to happen I told you that was going to happen that's the number with Alpha and Fierro okay Cynthia and Jonathan Bailey I knew that I was going to die and I was prepared to it

but also in a way you're never prepared for when you're going to die as much as you think you are You got to trust like you're about to meet Jesus. I was dressed like I was going to be Jesus because I knew. I knew it was coming. But as much as you guys know that you're going to die during as long as your mind, you just can't prepare for it. I'm sorry to say.

You are just going to have to go into it and just be open to death taking you. Thanks. I did die. Came back to life in time for no good deed. Passed away again. So I was freaking. incredible in a way

that has never been done these women Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arevo like they're done like they have their legacy is set in stone they have done something so perfect they don't have to work again a day in their lives

they're done they're done legacy and a hundred million dollars will really do it for you Jonathan Bailey it's really true that his looks are the least interesting thing about him and that's crazy because they're so insane

but his acting the way the depth and dimension that he brings to Fierro that I'm sorry it didn't exist in the stage production what he has done like you guys just need to see it I don't have I wish I had the language

especially because this is a podcast so I do wish I had the language I don't I don't have the language to describe it 1500 word essay. I wish I had the words. I wish I had the words. I do. I wish I had the words. He, I mean, I didn't even know that, that Fierro was was capable of this until Jonathan Bailey showed me. Wow. Just, wow. I just can't wait for everyone to see it. It's just, it's beyond. And I think part two of the stage production, Act two, I always leave with questions. I'm like, wait, that's

kind of inconsistent with the Wizard of Oz. Like, wait, does Glinda know that Elphaba is still alive? Like, I have all these questions when I leave the theater. I had no questions. When I left the movie theater, they wrapped everything up so perfectly. Everything that they added as an addition that wasn't in the stage production added value. There were two new songs, Connor, that don't exist in the stage production. One for Glinda and one for Alphabet.

The one that Ariana sang was just absolutely. incredible and added so much to Glinda's growth and storyline. And I thought that it was just like beyond a perfect addition. I don't, it was like pretty, but I don't think that it was necessary. I'm curious to see what everyone else thinks. Um, the last thing I'll say is because I was having a medical situation during the film and was like transcending out of my body in a way where I was meeting Jesus. Um, Nessa, you know, Nessa. You know, she was having a conversation with one of the munchkins and she was like hey averick and then i was like okay like obviously i'm like tweaking to pseudematical no she was talking to someone named

averick there's a munchkin named avric i don't is that like a first name at all it's not even a last name except for my liniate my line did you look into it i don't know any other avericks yeah i looked into it, there's a munchkin named Avric. 150%. So everyone, like, when you go see Wicked, like, that's my brother. That's your namesake. That's your legacy. You're in the legacy. I literally, I truly was like, oh, like, I'm meeting Jesus right now as they're communicating

to me through the film. But no, they did, there is a character named Averick, and he's a munchkin. And that's amazing. That is amazing. Yeah. Can I ask the munchkins? Who are they? I can't picture them. Like Ethan Slater's character, Bach is a munchkin. Most of them I feel like are ginger and they're just like kind of tiny.

Is that not problematic at all? Well, in the original Wizard of Oz, I think there was a mixture of like children and little people. Yeah. But now in which like I feel like they would not do now, especially because I've been. there's a big difference between those two demographics. Like, they're not the same thing. But now I think it's just like, they just like kind of wear the same outfit.

Like they're just like in munchkin clothes. Oh, they're in munchkin clothes. Yeah, they're just in munchkin clothes. Yeah. More so identifiable by their clothes and hair. I see. Yeah. Oh, okay.

I see. Yeah. They live in munchkin. Oh, Munchkin. I was not familiar with their game. Yeah. Well, that's awesome. That sounded like a really wholesome three, six years.

Oh, and there's going to be one more just speechless bullet point that you have. This isn't, no, I'm not speechless for this. I have something I have words. There's a moment in as long as your mind, which I think, but I'm not positive, also exists in the stage production because I think I might have had this thought before, but I'm not positive. Where Jonathan Bailey, Fierro says to Alphabet, you're beautiful. And then Alphabet says, you don't have to. lie. And then he says, I'm not lying. I'm just looking at things in a different way. And because as Jonathan Bailey saying that, it's like, that's beautiful. That being said, I was in a situation

where a man said to me, you're beautiful. And I said, you don't have to lie. And he said, I'm not lying. I'm just looking at things in a different way. Oh, murder, suicide. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like that's not that's not something I love. It's not something I want I would want you to say. It's totally great when Jonathan says it as Fierro to Alphaba. It's beautiful and amazing. Someone ever said that to me on site. You're so funny for a girl.

Wow. It's looking at things in a different way. Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks, Chungis. That's like you take the glasses off. Yeah. And it's like, oh, I had no. I never consider that you'd be hot under these glasses.

Yeah. So, this changes everything. Just flagging if my future boyfriend is watching this and, and you tell me I'm beautiful, and I say you don't have to lie and you say that you're just, you're not lying, you're looking at things in a different way. Like, it's over for both of us. So.

Those are your last words, finally, Chungo. Say your last words, Chungi. You're about to meet Jesus. I hope you like your outfit. it. Anyway, that's mostly what I have to say about Wicked for Good. It was so good and incredible. And I'm going to see it again on Friday.

Oh, that's exciting. Yeah, I'm really excited. Oh, my God. As long as your mind was so sensual. Also, which I was kind of surprised because it is rated G. So I was like, wow, this is sexy. But in a way that's like, it's okay. because like it is still G but so sexy

and it was kind of scary too when you remember it when you saw Wicked how Bach changes into the Tin Man and Fierro changes into the scarecrow and they transform those were kind of scary too like if I was eight walking that I had several times where I was really scared

the whole like the monkeys were the worst part obviously but like there were several times where I was like this is like legit not 100% G yes it was really it was like the max amount G you could be wait it's PG sorry this is the it was the most PG it could be before being

13 because I was spooked anyway I think that's about it I have to say with the with the language that I've been given that I've access to well we could do when you find more language we could just do, we could do a, another recap, I guess. Yeah, maybe Friday I'll be, I'll get more language.

I really do feel like you covered. I feel like I watched the movie. No, you do not. I do. I feel like I actually watched the alternate ending. Because I feel like I didn't watch the movie. Like I don't remember. Like, I blacked out.

Like, I don't remember a lot. So I'm really excited for Friday when hopefully I can kind of like, I was so annoying to be sitting next to you. I feel horrible for the woman that was next to me. I was moaning. Growning. I am going to say something that is going to come off as mean. Sure.

But just because of my personal preference and things that I like, when I go to the movies, I do like to watch the movie and it's quiet. I didn't want to be doing what I did. I can't imagine how the dots I'd be having in the theater if everyone was made, like as actively involved in the flick as, as they were.

I imagine they probably were. fan screening that I went to. So everyone, like, everyone stood up and clapped at the end of, I'd be, um, no good deed. I'd stood up at the end of as long as your mind and saluted. I salute to you, Fierro. Wow. What he did in the back character I didn't know could be done.

Holy funny. I admire your passion. I have never felt that way about seriously. Maybe like the cliffs of Moherr, you know, like, I was, I don't know how you say that? I'm not thinking you're wrong. I've just only read it. I think it's the cliffs of Moher,

but you see something like that and I'm like, wow, this is amazing. I want to salute these rocks. Yeah. I can't imagine seeing something in film and being like, yeah, I'm going to stand up. This is genuinely just like how I feel. Salute.

Thanks. Like, I'm not even exaggerating about like how I felt like I was meeting Jesus. No, I believe you. I really actively, like there were thoughts in my head that are like, I'm going to die. I'm 100% I don't have even a single doubt about how you were feeling.

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So glad to have done it in New York. York. Yeah, so I'm done with tour. That's crazy. Actually, officially, it's done. You've, you've said it before. You'll say it's done. There's no A. There's a couple, there's a couple rogue, I'm doing one-off shows. Tour is done. The fibs and friends thing, it's done. I got an inbound, obviously, like last Thursday, the day before, or no, last Wednesday, the day before the show. From a friend of the pod, none other than Miss Alana Glazer who was like

I'd love to come on the show like she was like actively wanting to do some shows during New York Comedy Fest and I was like I have a spot for you that is nuts that I mean for me someone who watched

in college I'm working toward the bachelor degree I'm sitting there my roommates and I all watched Broad City it was to the point where if someone watched an episode that was like right at the very beginning of like, we're all splitting one Hulu account. It was a big deal of someone's like logging in

and watching an episode that we're all watching. Going from that, and then having the woman that wrote Broad City like bring me out on my final shows of my first tour ever. That's not normal. Bone chilling, bone chilling. Us in the green room hanging out. That's my friend.

I want you to remember that. Every time you're like comparing yourself to something that someone else is doing, Imagine telling your college self that Alana Glazer brought you out on the last show of your sold out to your comedy tour. Right.

No, I mean, it was, it was great. Write that down. It was great. It was just so awesome. So many people came to the show and then so many people came to the after part. It was just like so, it was a perfect cherry on top.

It looked like the perfect cherry. The perfect cherry. I couldn't have asked for a better cherry. It was such an amazing cherry. It's cherry season after all. It is cherry season. It's been cherry season for a minute. And it will continue to be cherry season

until late May. But everything has kind of been just like kind of Chungo City since doing my final show. It's kind of like, oh, okay. Like I kind of, I went a little bit, I went a little bit like brain dead. Like my brain has gotten into relaxation road.

Yeah, good. Let it. Well, I can't. Well, I can't. You got to keep grinding, girl. I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm ready to keep going. But it's just, it's weird being done, basically. I'm stoked to be, have raft on that, but it is weird being done.

I understand that feeling. I felt that way when I finished writing. Yeah, right? Yeah, it's weird. Well, it's just like all you've known for so long. It's like, now what? All you've known for so long. And then it's like, you wake up and it's like, I need to, huh.

Huh. I need a what? I need a, I need a, I need a, I need, you know, really, really, really, really want to if you, but yeah. Well, talking about brain dead, this is something, I have, I have to talk to you through this with you. Okay. This experience that I had. Have you shopped at CVS recently?

Uh, I feel like I'm always at CVS, but I've been getting my meds delivered because I can't, like, go get them. So no, not recently, but like, of course, recently, yes. The new experience of shopping at CVS, especially like in a city, they have everything locked up. Yes. Everything is locked away behind bars or like behind this glass case. I'll never understand the things they choose to lock up. Why are you locking a deodorant?

Deodorant. Can you use it to make meth? no I just think it's like what probably what people need and it's probably goes missing a lot because it's like I need deodorant and whatever just yeah it's bizarre it is the biggest humiliation ritual to walk into CVS walk over there's a Taylor Swift song playing and then you have to push a button it stops the song in an otherwise quiet CVS pharmacy and goes attention choppers there is a you young man on Isle 4 that is buying dandruff shampoo, you will notice him. There's only four of you in this place. You will see that this guy in Isle 4, he has dandruff and he's buying the shampoo. This is why I go puff my dandruff shampoo. And then it goes, we need an tenant. The attendant walks over once you fucking dead. Walks over and goes, you really needed, you needed dandruff shampoo, you flaky, nasty bitch, so bad that I had to walk over here, unlocks it. You get it. It's

humiliating and then you are looking for toothpaste or something and then you turn around. You're two steps away from where you just were. This happened to me last night. Not necessarily with the Andrew Champion. There's just an example. What did it happen with last night? The Andrew Champion. But I needed toothpaste and they of course have toothpaste locked up.

And then I had to push the button and the same person comes over and it was like, like I hate you. I want you dead. This person wants me dead. And so after like having. this, you know, my minimum wage personal shopper walk me by the hand to go, you know, this person hates me is not like getting paid enough to be walking around the store with me to like get all my groceries. Then I get to the one part that they let you do yourself

checkout. The one thing they trust you with is checking out. And I locked the machine to check out twice because I kept putting my stuff in the bagging area too quickly. And they would, they have this little alarm that goes off that's like, ooh, like, we're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're just putting. We're sending help. Help is on the way. This is why I don't go. I don't do that shit. Brooke, it was, it gets worse. The person has to come over. Unlock it for me. Type in the thing.

Hey, moron. Yeah, there's a two-step thing. Can you shit? Like, unlocks it. And I get to the end. I'm going really quickly because I need to get out because there's only four, there's literally four people in here and no one else is having an issue except me. I get to the very end. I'm going really quickly and I, I guess I clicked like sign up for CVS card. And I go, I'm not clicking back.

Because if my siren goes off again, I'm going to explode. So I sign out for his CVS card. And I get to the very end and I click like submit or whatever. And it goes, you already have an account. You already have a CVS card. Siren goes off. Guy has to come over. You already have one.

Why did you sign? I almost just like gave him. You probably think some like some sick freak that like really liked calling him over. You know? Right. I really just wanted to give him my wallet and leave. but he had to unlock it. They didn't even type in my CVS card.

I walk out, I, that was, as I walked out of that CVS last night, which I will never do again. It was just clown music playing in my head. I felt like the dumbest little monkey with like symbols that you,

they don't make it easy. No, it was humiliating. It was the most dehumanizing experience ever. Yeah. I just went for just a couple things. I don't have to name, but like,

no. Can I ask you a question about Danderson? because I just, it's that time of year and I also just got a fresh order in. It gets cold and my scalp gets dry. I got a fresh order in as well. Are you doing head and shoulders? Yeah. I like the smell.

I don't want you to be doing that. No, I know you told me. I told me, you told me about your dry scalp. Let's call it dry scalp shampoo. Okay. We don't need to. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone has Dandruff.

So you've got this Chungus life. And basically you've got this dry scalp. So I use head and shoulders every now and then it's, it's kind of like a treat. You use this nasty smelling medical grade dandruff. You have to use t gel if you don't want dandruff. Brooke, tea gel smells. If you want dandruff, use head and shoulders. T gel, tea gel smells like there's been a serious chemical leak from a factory.

Some people need medical grade dandruff shampoo. And I need to like evacuate my home quick. If you want to have dandruff, use head and shoulder. I don't want to have dandruff. You send shoulders if you want dandruff But I want to smell like fresh and clean I put and I do a double shampoo I do my tea gel and then I do a nice

smelling I don't want to do T gel is truly like you will not have dandruff I don't like the name of it either Tjail it like sounds it sounds like medical grade It's Neatrogena It smells like so fucking bad It's not bad it's just definitely like medical

No it smells like burnt hair No it's really not I don't think it's smells that bad. It just smells like, oh, thank you. You're going to get rid of my dandruff. That's, that's the smell to me. It smells bad. It smells bad. It's not like, holy shit, I wish this was my perfume, but it's not, you're being drama. It smells bad. Anyway, if anyone else is out there and it's like, I still have dandruff because I'm using head and shoulders, you need to use tea gel. I will say the black syrupy appearance, it might. It might. throw you off for a second, coupled with the more medicinal smell, it will work. I love things that

work. It looks like what came out of my drain in my old apartment. Yeah. It looks like that. And it smells it's the smell is not that bad. It's just like it smells like a hospital. Yeah. Like where it smells like it's going to send you to the hospital. It smells so bad. No. Wait, I have so many things to say. Okay. Hit me with something from your list that you don't share with me. I have so many things on my list. It's almost hard to know where to begin. Have you seen the guy on TikTok, Matt Taylor, the art teacher who is possibly probably Kevin James?

Yes. Is it Kevin James? It has to be. It's crazy that everyone's doing this Mr. Fantasy thing now. Oh my God. I didn't even think about that. But this is different because he's not even like, he's not in a disguise at all. It's just Kevin James as an art teacher.

I know, but he's an art teacher and he's got full. He's an art teacher. But he's this basically if you don't know, like there's this guy on TikTok, Matt Taylor, who is, he is Kevin James. Like, it's just Kevin James. But he's like, hey, I'm Matt. I'm an art teacher. And he like goes through his like art classroom. And it's like, why are you?

are you Matt Taylor? Because why would Kevin James be doing this necessarily? Promote a show where he's an art teacher named Matt. That which is a brilliant. It's a brilliant way to do it because you get introduced to this like influencer that's an arts teacher named Matt and then you are like, I want more of Matt. Well, good news. There's a show coming out. He had me going.

He had me defending him to a group of people who were like, Brooke, you're an idiot. That's Kevin James. I said, that's not Kevin James. That is Matt Taylor. he had me going it's I don't even have it just being Kevin James

so after Mr. after Mr. Fantasy I like this whole thing is well Mr. One person can do it maybe two because he's like dressed up in a disguise Kevin James was just

Matt Taylor is just Kevin James I think it's I mean I think it's a if you feel Which arguably worse that I was defending that If you feel an affinity towards Matt James

The Art Teacher then he's already won you over for his TV show I know this was brilliant I'm gonna watch the TV show did you see the one the Drake one recently there's a street performer that is performing Michael Jackson and he looks he's dressed

like Michael Jackson but it's Drake no have you Izzy no okay we're not gonna be able to find it's gonna be on TikTok just know that I was heard in my stake here first I saw him and before he starts popping up

it wouldn't surprise me if Drake like needed the public like the PR thing of like doing like a Matt Taylor, Mr. Fantasy situation. Speaking of Mr. F, he was at Dancing with the Stars last night. I saw that. As was Zach. He was being so precious because did you see him turn to his mom when Dylan got like, I think Dylan got like all nines or something.

And Zach was like, are those good scores? And his mom was like, yeah. And then Zach started cheering. Like he genuinely didn't know, which leads me to wonder, has he been watching? Which also leads me to wonder if the guy that tells you when to clap just wasn't doing his job. Right. You had a lot to say about the guy who tells you to clap.

That guy is my number one enemy. I understood he ruffled your feathers. Yeah. I mean, it was, oh, there he is. I'm the most annoying person I'm watching Dancing with the Stars with because I'm just like, and it's not even doing it on purpose. Like it's truly like you would think you're watching like a TikTok like Delaney Rose skit of like girl who knows Dylan Ephron. but like I'm not even doing it a purpose. Like I'm watching with a group of people.

I'm like, oh man, that was great. Like maybe I'll text Dylan and be like, good job. Like I have his number and stuff like that. Like, I don't know. I think I'm seeing him pretty soon.

Like I'm so fucking annoying. I texted him last week. You did. I love him so much. He's my, like that is like a brother to me. That is my family. It's ridiculous.

I was like, come on all tens. Come on. No response. He's very busy. I know. That's just like if I text someone something that's like a congrats or whatever

I'm not because of me on my birthday I'm not responding every time. It's like thank you. That was just a sentiment. It's like sitting. It's like going to someone's birthday or someone's something like a wedding.

You don't see a ton of the bridegroom. You don't see a ton of the birthday person if it's a large birthday. Yeah. But they know that you're there. Exactly. That's all that matters. I don't understand.

I haven't watched Dancing with the Stars really before the season. So I don't understand how next week is the finale and there's five left. I don't think I've watched this far into dancing with the stars ever. So what, Izzy, what happens if there's five? They just pick one?

I think it gets dropped down to two. Let me just look it out. It's it. Next week is the last episode. Yeah. Does it get dropped down to two and then they live dance? Same with the SARS finale involves two rounds.

A redemption or fan favorite dance. and a freestyle dance. For the finale, the five couples will compete and the winner is determined by combining the judges' scores from these dances and the public's vote tomorrow that night.

This is the kind of thing where I'll just have to watch it because I don't understand. No voting on the final round. Okay. I'll just watch. We'll tune into. But yeah,

I'm really excited about that. Wait, what was yesterday Oscars or Grammys or what? What just happened? Academy. so it was the Grammys. Whoa. I don't think any of them.

It was the governor's awards, but it's from the Academy. So I think it's the Grammys. I thought Oscars? I don't think the Oscars are the Academy. They definitely are because they're called the Academy Awards. And the Grammys are the Academy, too. I honestly don't know, but I'm positive the Oscars are. The Academy is also sports and outdoors.

So which one is it, Academy? Definitely the Oscars. But it's also the Grammys. Maybe I don't know about that. It is. Okay, it's Grammys. The Grams is the Recording Academy. The Grammys is the Recording Academy.

Recording Academy. Yeah. What is the Motion Picture Academy? Is that the... Sure, yeah. Oscars? Yeah. So it's two different academies?

Totally. What's an academy? But I think like the Academy, when people just refer to it colloquially like, like that is the motion picture one. No, because when you say thank you to the academy, like Billy Elish would say that. Those are like the people who voted.

Like you're part of the academy. I think when people talk about the academy, it's mostly the Oscars one. I'm looking. Okay. I'm looking. I have an open Instagram in two days. Yeah. Oh, you're right.

It is movies. And to see Reese Feldman front and center on every single post, He's so good at what he does. It's insane. At the Academy Post. It's just like so amazing. He deserves the world.

He's so good at what he does. One, he's so good. Two, genuine good person. Both agree. Genuine good person, alert Reese Feldman. I agree. He's fabulous. I wonder when we will move past, and by the way, love them.

But I wonder when we'll move past the need for award shows. Do you like them? I do. I want to go to them. I do like award shows. And why do we not have one for books? I guess most authors don't want that. I guess most authors are a word show.

Probably because they want to just read. Yeah. They probably don't want to be on stage. But I want at least like Goodreads does like a Goodreads choice awards. I think we should have a more like mainstream book award rather than just like the Booker Prize one, which is for like fine literature. Like, hey, let's include rom-coms and something. Do it, start it. Okay.

I just like, I don't get it for, I guess I don't get it for music. Movies make sense to me. Like, because there's a lot of subjectiveness, but like music, it's like the most famous person is going to win every single time. No, remember when that one person won who I, like, way back in the day and everyone was like so mad. I don't even know who they are. I don't even know what you're talking about.

someone was it like Beck or something? Oh, because Beck won over Beyonce. Yeah, and I didn't know who they were. Yeah, it's a band. I didn't even know who they were. Beck is amazing. Okay, but like most, or not most people, but like a lot of people,

Beyonce is more famous by a long shot. That's true. Well, Beck was just voted by the Academy. Sure, but you just said it's a popularity contest. It's probably, it might not be. I think it is now. I do think it is now. I don't think you would have a back situation in current day because it would there just be public upset and people just will boycott award shows and they need the viewerships.

That's why I think that influencers are even, I think that's why we're invited to stuff is because people watch when people post about it. I don't mean to sound entitled. Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Yeah. Oh, I don't mean to sound entitled. I wasn't invited to the Wicked premiere.

I wasn't either. Oh, that's, you don't care for it. I live here, though. That's true. At first I was like, okay, I'm not really upset because I maybe they're just inviting New York people. It's almost like everyone from Los Angeles was there too. I just think they're not mad at me.

Like that was my, I was scared I did something because like, why would they be mad at you? I don't know. I was invited everything last year and I'm like, what did I do between then and now to to get removed from the invite list, especially as someone who's like, a very extreme fan. So it's just like something. I'm not entitled to be going to these things, of course. But I feel like that is the one thing that's like makes sense for me in a way.

You just gave them. Have you found the word to just to give them every accolade known to man, even though you were speechless for about, for a, a, hey, they can't get me down. No. Hey, they're not to stop me from, from loving what I do and doing what I love.

Right. And if you do it, you love, you never work at anything. Yeah. Am I pissed? 100%. Am I ever going to stop supporting them?

Never in a million years. Thanks. Thank you. Jokes on them when I host my own Wicked Premier with just me and Jonathan Bailey. How is that going to work? Yes.

It will be amazing. Thank you, Audrey. I'm your biggest, youngest thing. Hi, Audrey. It's me, your biggest chungus jungus. Hi, Audrey. Would you like me to read your future or your past? I have a feeling because I'm going on Ryan. Nathan Fielder. Yeah. And that's probably maybe one of the reasons that I can't get on. One of the many reasons I can't get on is I am announcing who is on the platform on a public podcast. I don't care. Yeah. It's okay.

Just saying. I have two more things to say unless you want to talk about Nathan Fielder being on Raya. I don't have anything else. Like I like really. I want, I really want, I really want you guys to start looking for a sub, a co-host. Like until I can find my,

my powers, I really need you guys to find someone. You're going through something just because tour ended. No, it's been six weeks of like, I can't clip anything. Nothing's funny. It's,

like, we don't do this for the clips. Speak. Some people might. But no, it's good to, you know, not all like conversations are going to be clippable. But that's good because that means we're having like conversations. You would think one out of 15, 16, 18, 18, 20 something hours of video, I'd have a 15 second clip. Have you played the game Fruit Merge?

No. it hasn't come across my desk. Connor, I want to encourage everyone with the phone addiction to stop the podcast right now. Oh. Because this has taken my phone addiction,

unfortunately, from an 100 to a number very much bigger than 100. This is a disaster. Fruit merge is the best. It's like Temple Run, but like it's like one of those games that's like,

I can't wait to wake up and play Fruit Merge. It's like 2048. Like I go to bed, I see, I close my eyes, I see my fruits merging. Like, oh my God, this grape, where's this grape gonna land? I have to make sure it lands near an orange so that I can come, so that I can merge my grapes and turn them into one orange. God willing, the orange is near this humongous green fruits and I can merge them too. It's incredible and indescribable, this game fruit merge.

If you are digit to your phone, do not download fruit merge. I really wish someone was there to, tell me that. All I want to do is merge fruit all day. It's amazing that my lips can chap as aggressively as they do, even though there's not a ton of lip. Yeah, my chelitis has been really bad with my dandruff. I just wiped my lips on the thing.

I wonder if I put tea gel on my lips. It was like, it feels like I'm sandpapering my, my mic away. I'm going to put tea gel on my lips and get back to you. Don't put tea gel on your lips. Brooke, we will never see you again. Why? Because that's poisonous. Yeah, if it gets in your mouth, that's so true.

T-gill poison, shrimp is bugs. I had a list this morning, too. I was going to tell you about earlier. I just remembered. Tell me. It's not good. This is not like a good list. This is just like one that's come to mind because my favorite thing to say a long time ago

when I would meet someone's dog because I met this dog named Amanda. I love that. And I said as if this year could get any worse. I just met a dog named Amanda. I remember that. And then I keep getting coming across diseases online that I think would be great names. Like I've always said, I think parvo would be a great name for a dog. Colora is beautiful too.

Colora would be a gorgeous. Yeah, oh my God, cholera. You put a collar on a dog. But I also think Arfit is a new disease that I've just started. to learn about. And I think Arfid would be a perfect name for a pooch. I totally am on the Arfid side of TikTok. Arfid has over, I'm inundated with Arfid content.

And then the last one is Lupus. Is Lupus not like a gorgeous name for like a mutt? Well, that reminds me of Lupin, who was a Harry Potter character who turned into a werewolf. So it is very like doglike. That's awesome. Yeah. So you're on to something.

Lupus, gorgeous hound. Arfid A smaller Maybe toy size Arfid What are those like It's like Toto Toto

Toto is Arfid Toto Arfid Parvo Heroic That dog is a dog Hero There's kids trapped in a cave Up on a mountain

Parvo is on his way Running supplies Of the mountain He finds them Parvo is here To save you Parvo digs and digs and digs

digs. Parvo runs them down to the town. Well, maybe just one boy. Runs the one boy down to the town. Parvo statue of Parvo in town, in the town square. And the town cheers. Parvo.

Yeah. Parvo. It wouldn't work the same with Arfid. Arfid would not be scaling a mountain to save the boy. Arfitt's too little. Arfitt's far too little. Arvitt's more an intellectual. Arvitt has been sheltered.

I'm sorry I burped Lupus Dom cannot even fetch Yeah So Arfid is an eating situation right Yeah it's like you're like You have like a very

Like visceral reaction to certain foods Like you can't eat most food Is it So I was reading about it last night And someone said like I had Arfid Not to discredit if it's real But someone was like

I had Arfid And then I went to therapy Because I have I just started dating this girl who's like has a great palate now I like love Thai food and I love spicy food and he was like

I would think I was just a picky eater Yeah I think it is It is definitely picky eating to an extreme Like I don't really know much about it Like I don't know if it's like categorized In some sort of medical book

I don't know But I do think you can get over it That would be intense to talk I would test someone with Arfid and be like, you should get over it. Well, I like, like, you think it's like, oh, just picky eating. And then you watch someone with Arfit try to eat something that they can't. And it's like, like, wow, you would think that they're being waterboarded. Yeah, I mean, I don't care.

If you have Arfit, Arfitt it up. Like, I do not care. But like, you can have peanut butter and jelly for your life. I have peanut butter jelly. Maybe they just don't like a lot of foods. Because if someone try to feed me blue cheese, like I would be having that sort of reaction. Like I'd be screaming and crying. But you don't have Arfid for...

I know, but I'm just saying, like, maybe I do. Maybe Arfid is just... Maybe they just have Arfid for more things. Fuck my big fat chunggous arfid palate. Fuck my Arfid chungest life. Okay, let's go to the bonus. Okay. All right, you guys, we'll wrap it up.

It's nothing new that I'm brain dead. I've been here. I don't want to stay here, so I'm working on. I'm going to do some exercises today for my brain. I'm going to like drop things and catch them my other hand and then tap my fingers and stuff. We can do exercises in the bonus. Maybe I do some Sudoku. I love Sudoku.

Cool. We'll be doing Sudoku and then. We'll see you guys over there. Bye. Thank you guys for listening also. Bye. Bye. Relax and let Ralph's delivery handle your grocery shopping this week.

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