Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Criminal Confessions

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://youtube.com/@bncmap  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week, Brooke and Connor are answering your burning questions. From morally questionable relationships to uncontrollable bodily functions, we might have to get HR involved. Plus, they break down the ethical codes of voice memos and their death row meals.  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Try Truly Hard Seltzer today and see what the Lightly Fantastic life is all about. Please drink responsibly. On Tinder, it starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 BNCMA PIZZA IS LIVE!!! 2:28 Subscribe To The NEW Channel 3:09 Intro 3:42 B&C’s Surprise 5:50 Clearing The Air 8:41 Guess The Song Game 10:35 Truly Hard Seltzer  11:53 When You Know The Words… 15:00 The Ethics of Voice Memos 17:30 Snapchat’s Article Range 19:40 Becoming Media Consumers 20:15 New Merch Coming Soon!!! 24:00 Tinder 25:11 Connor’s Fully Loaded Chipotle Bowl 26:40 We Are NOT Sponsored By Fast Food 29:25 Would We Switch Bodies? 33:45 Connor Explains Tampons  36:26 Clam Chowder vs Miranda Lambert 37:01 AITA: Ending A Friendship Over Copying Someone 38:27 People Stealing Content 39:56 Questionable Relationships 44:30 Staying Friends With Your Friend’s Ex 46:43 WYR: Never Get Tired or Never Go To The Bathroom 48:12 Dangerous Sleeping Positions 50:05 Connor Dislocates His Shoulder 51:45 WYR: Arranged Marriage or Single Forever? 53:46 The Truth Behind Brooke and Connor’s Video 56:16 Would You Date Yourself? 57:04 WYR: Stuck In A Room With The Loser List or Tier 1s 59:05 WYR: Have A Million Dollars or a Crush List 59:36 Traumatizing Middle School Memories 1:02:52 An HR Violating Question 1:05:07 AITA: Playing Sudoku During Work  1:06:18 Subscribe To The New Channel!!! 1:07:06 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Connor? What's what's so important? It's about a dog. Oh. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, before we get off topic, go ahead and read some housekeeping, key housekeeping notes for us.

Good for you for staying on top of the housekeeping. Yeah. Someone has to. Someone's got to. Yeah. Go ahead and do that. You want me to do it? Yeah.

Okay. You were just planting the seat. Well, you're better at it. Okay. Cool. Thank you. I think you're pretty good at it, too. That's nice.

But you're, but you're, better. No. Anything I can do, you can do with heels. That is true. One heel on my neck. The other one on the driver's pedal. Go ahead and read us the housekeeping notes.

Guys, our first video on our new page came out two days ago now. We hope you're loving it. We hope you send it to everyone you're related to and people that you have lost touch with, maybe, for whatever reason, to kind of rekindle. That. This could be a really good unifier. Yeah. This is actually the video. We actually gave it to Kylie Jenner before we released it, and she sent it to Jordan Woods.

And they were able to reconnect because of the highs and lows of the pizza competition. I had almost forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing that up. Your eyes, full heart, fat ass, can't lose. Yep. So there's going to be judges who are going to come judge both of our pizzas. All right. We're making a pizza.

No, we are. I'm gonna move this over here. Okay, now that's it. You know, one more time. Oh my, hey, that's nice. He's not, he's stopped. Hey. Hey.

And you know what I'm not gonna do? You're just a show-well. It's kind of just do this thing that Connor was doing. Okay, well. Because it's not necessary. This is called Over the Edge kid. Really?

Yeah, when it won't come off the board, that's when you're gonna have a real problem. Right. Shit, you know, I'm good. I told you. Hard to watch. Oh. Oh.

They hit every song. Totally. Yeah. Okay, I don't want to hear a word from you. No, because he took, I thought I wasn't supposed to. Anything a man can do, a woman can do in heels. I think my form was a little better. Put more meat on it.

Oh, it's pretty warm, Vito. Yeah, it's an oven. Do you think this looks like something you would sell? Yeah, why not? Yeah, why not? Because of anything a man can do, a woman can even heal. It's awesome. Yeah.

And I hope that you guys love it. and we had a lot of fun making it and go ahead and subscribe to the new channel while you're there watching the pizza video. It's at BNC MAP It's YouTube.com Yeah, slash.

Yes, yes, yes. You have to put the ad symbol, by the way. Okay, you do have to put the ad symbol. So again, one more time, that is YouTube.com slash at symbol BNCMAP. And there's going to be a lot more where that came from. Again, if you want to leave a comment

or suggestion for something that we should do. Don't be shy. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome.

Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. All right. Yeah. I love it.

That is scary to see. It says B&C, please look under your chairs. Okay, at the same time. I'm scared. I feel like something's going to jump out of me. What if it was a snake? Oh. What is it?

I don't know. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no way. Oh. Oh, this is good. Okay.

So Brooke and I have just for audio people. Absolutely breathtaking. For audio people, Brooke and I just received shirts commemorating my trip to the O.C. Fair, which. Oh, Izzy. Oh, Izzy. Which we talked about in the last episode. Brooke, can you read the shirt?

Yeah, I can. Oh, I love it. It says, I went to the O.C. Fair. Insert photo of Connor in the, don't tell me. Do not tell me. Whatever you do. Printed on the shirt.

Okay, well, I'm not going to look because I want to figure it out myself. It's not the zipper. the zipper was the other one. It is the zipper. What is it? Come on, Brooke. It starts with a U. It's to start with a vowel.

It starts with an I. Does it start with an O? It starts with an E? What else is there? The A. Sometimes Y. Oh, Y? No, it's a.

O A. The Anniolator? I don't know. Should I go? I'm going to look. It should be called the annihilator. And all I got was sucked off by the abduction zone. If you told me A-Z, I would have gotten it.

Okay, well, next time I'll keep that in mind. That's awesome. Yes. Oh, my gosh. So all together. That makes it even more special. It gives it character. I went to the OC fair and all I got was sucked off by the abduction zone.

I love it. Oh, I do too. You were being real funny when you said all that. What do you mean? That was like a good bit you did. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. Don't be scared.

I'm just giving you a compliment. I'm always a little scared. I'm always a little scared. Guys, thanks for listening to our podcast. Hang on, that's what I usually say at the end. We're heading out. No, here's the truth. We're not recording.

We're not recording at our normal time, which is when we get a little kind of out of it, but it's going to be good, and we're going to make a good episode for you because it's not funny. Knock on wood. We're going to make a great episode for you. I hope.

No, it is going to be good because we got so many good questions. Right. And would you rather? And am I the assholes? And I screenchotted, like, I think really like 50 of them that I have for you to ask you and to also ask myself. So they'll be good. Okay. Yeah.

That's cool. So we're looking inward today on today's AITA slash question in general. Yes. Yeah. And there's a lot of good ones that you've never heard before. you never would have even thought to think that they could even possibly be questions. Are there statements? No, there are questions, but it's like that, like, you never would have even known that they existed.

If I didn't tell you soon, I didn't tell you yet, but I will. Sounds exciting. Really just setting this all up for us today. I'm so excited to, it's like a picnic you're setting it up and I can't wait to, to start digging in. I'm really looking forward to it, Connor. So the way that we set it up, and we are still, obviously, like, we grow every day as people. Brooke and I are no exception. We're just like you.

And we set it up as here right in the question box. And if your question gets cut off, give us more context in the DMs. Right. Brooke took the question sticker, which is what you put on the hearing of the story, and said, you do the DMs. And so I said, okay. Like I looked through the responses to the sticker. and told Connor to just look through our DMs. The DMs in general.

The stickers and the DMs come in separately. Yeah, exactly. And then so, but all of the DMs we got just said more context, but I couldn't see what they answered in the sticker box. Oh, and I also, like there wouldn't be a way to connect them for me either. And you wouldn't have the more context. So just next time, and you guys did nothing wrong and you never have and you never will. But next time, if you have something long, just forget the sticker button.

Just go right to the DMs. but I got a lot of like 16 part stickers. Right. I want to encourage everyone to not to, hang on, reread when you have to send 16 separate messages and try to cut that down to your best. Because I was like, I can't even. Or just DM it without the question sticker.

So it could be one long part. Someone sent three voice notes in a row and they were all three minutes on. Okay. That, I'm sorry. Just type it. I feel horrible. But even voice to text would work.

Uh-huh. Do you like getting voice notes from people? Not to derail us very far. Well, you know what voice notes I got yesterday? That was really fun. If you know the words of this song, sing along, sing along. Have you seen that? No. You haven't?

Uh-uh. Oh, there's this girl on TikTok and Instagram that made up that jingle. And then she sings one part of a song and then the other person to guess what song it is. Okay. Do you want to play that game? I do. Now?

Yeah. Oh. Do you try it? Sure. Okay. You do it. Okay. Let me try to think of a song.

Okay. I love games. I love when we play games and I love when you're down to play games. Yeah. Oh, I've seen her. Yeah. This is not her. Three of them.

No, no, no. But it's fine because everyone's, I think everyone's on. Her name's Maddie. Jepson, I think. Maddie Jepson. Yeah. She's been playing this game at the Wazoo, kind of. The one on the far right is the game.

Actually, bottom left on this screen right here. This is her OG video. Yes. Yeah, we can play it. No, no, no, it's her voice. When you know the West of its song, saying, hello. Got it.

Yeah. Yeah. Got my glasses and some out the door. Okay. This, okay, I'm feeling I'm not going to know a lot of. of the songs because I don't know a lot of the songs that you know I'm I picked one that you would know I feel like I just don't know any songs besides my very specific catalog I picked I have one in mind that I know yeah go let's do it oh my god I don't know the first word oh no I don't know the word the word of the

song I'm gonna do what is it song maybe I know it back you you understand why I couldn't tell you I can't tell you the answer I do okay I'll pick a different song okay same artist Is it ludicrous? What the hell is the words to the songs? Hang on. Pick a song. Okay, okay, wait, okay. I'm just going to go in the middle of the course.

Okay, that's fine. I'll tell you that after. Okay. When you know the words to this song, sing along, sing along. I got. It could be literally any song. So just ask for more.

Oh, more please. I got a feeling same time period weirdly that tonight's gonna be no so that wasn't the answer that's what I was saying okay okay

are you asking for more I thought I had it for a second okay ready I'm gonna go again yeah I got it I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine

I got a love and I know that it's all mine yep that's the one okay got it okay your turn okay oh

okay I'm ready if you're ready If you know The words of this song Sing along Sing along When you started seeing that jingle

I almost said If you know Okay Okay I was like I knew that one Alright If I Okay It's not

If I die young Bury Me and Staten But I had it for a second Just repeat that same If I I Oh my God I had it

I had it Oh I just crushed my balls what is the okay if I just lay here no good guess

not it but I think the next word it's gonna make it okay you don't have to say the whole next word you can just say like the first ooh you want it

oh that's is that it no no that makes me going ooh but it's not the song do I love it from the beginning if you know the name of the song or can I just

no no no you can keep going because I'm asking for more please Go. If I were... God, I'm having like a Raven-Simon situation. If I were a boy. Yes! Good job, Connor.

Okay, that's fun. That's really fun. That's a fun warm-up. Yeah, I love it. Okay. I hope to do it again. Why did we do that? Guess, because it says up there guessing the song, TikTok challenge.

Oh, but that's not why we did that at all. Can someone give me a refresher? I wish I could already... I think you just came here. We're talking about voice notes. We're talking. Okay, so that's where you're playing. So voice notes, when it's a very active conversation, that's fine.

If someone's giving me like three minute and a half long voice notes, they're not getting listened to you. Congratulations or sorry that happened to you. I ain't reading all that. Yeah. They're, yeah. It's fine if, yeah. Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. You have a love-hate relationship. with voice notes. Well, I think it's fine every once in a while. You kind of have to be a little bit succinct. I think it's fine every once in a while. It's kind of fun

if you have to do an accent. And also it's fine, like at nighttime when everybody knows that everybody's cozyed up in bed, that's fine. But like, you don't know where I am in the day if you're sending a voice note. I can't listen to that in the middle of Whole Foods right now. Hack, ready for this hack?

Yeah. You can click it and copy it and paste it. so you can fast forward and scroll through it to a voice note you're kidding where would you copy and paste it to um i think you can copy and paste it to the message that you're in and then send it and it would send it back it sends as a file i don't know or copy and paste it to a different i don't know different place you just kind of move places you've just got to copy and paste it but you can save it as a file okay and it just is like i don't want to the audio just in case you if it's a minute and half long and your phone keeps shutting off auto you know automatically locks

and you have to start it over or you lose it. I do think that there's a way to go back if you like randomly touch on the voice memo it'll take you to a random place but it's so it's not precise at all by any means. I didn't know that you could scrub it. Like I think you can just like drag yourself to the middle

but it's not like you can't pinpoint an exact time. I remember when I found out about scrubbing. What's that? When you like on YouTube if you're watching on your phone if you move your hand higher up when you're scrolling, it scrolls like point second by point second. Like, oh, it's a finer scrub.

And if you go low, it moves by like 10 seconds at a time. I had no idea. Oh, Brooke, did I just introduce you to scrubbing? What do you mean if you scroll up? So like if I'm rewinding something, if I click and drag like half-weeked to the screen and scroll, it's a very, it's a more dexterous scroll. Wow, that's good to know.

That's really good to know. That reminds me of these... I used to watch these videos. Well, they're like vlog brothers videos. John and Hen Green. I don't know if they make them anymore, but they used to do these like life hacks videos. And it would be like truly the most insane things

that changed my life. I cannot name one at all right now. But maybe we could watch some in the bonus. Oh, I love those. They were my favorite videos and I haven't watched them in years. That's the thing about me opening Snapchat. at like first thing in the morning, another one of those things, it's like, I'm either watching 150 compilation, life hack videos with music for a circus, or I'm watching the case of an

unsolved brutal murder at 7.15 a.m. Totally get it. I have to watch the entire thing of both. Totally get it. Totally get it. I'm watching those, like, like cutting sand and then sensory stuff. I'm watching a lot of sensory stuff. I've also been watching a lot of, like, kids. Here, I can show you. I've actually already showed you. Just watching kids? No.

Like, this stuff. Nice to get ahead of it before it comes out. Oh, yeah. It's so fun. Been seeing these all over your story. I'm loving them. For those of you that are not watching, it's just fruits dancing around doing a conga line.

And it's so mesmerizing. It's giving me the same thing as, like, chewing on like something squishy yeah it just scratches the right itch yeah that's all I can say there's some Freudian in the comment also you're not really watching on TikTok I don't know if these have made it to reels yet but the pushing the glass bottles down the stair and they're being colors in it made it to reels yeah that was brutally hurtful you don't go on you've been on more recently I've noticed yeah because I'm taking I'm posting and taking down videos with about a 30 minute time in between maybe they just haven't hit the TL yet

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Yeah. It's time to, I need to consume more content. My screen time is way down. I do too. It would be helpful, like, as somebody who, like, makes content technically, really for a living, like, to watch stuff that was just not fruits dancing around in a conga line. You don't watch, like, actual people doing stuff. that I could get inspired by, but the heart wants with the heart one.

You're not the algorithm engineer. That's not your fault. That's what's on your, that's what's on your FIP. It is becoming my fault because I interact with them so much. But what can you do? I don't know.

Nothing. Do you want me to start asking you some questions? No, because I need to tell you about, so Brooke and I were together this morning for something really exciting that we're going to launch. I think it's already launched at this point. No.

Sorry. We're in the past. We can say what it is. Oh, it's merch. Oh, we have merch coming out. We're in the weeds right now. What do you mean? Trying to find it.

I don't know. What does that say? Staying me. Too much going on. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, we are. There's things tickling my ear.

Well, I think we're just confused because we're in the past. You're watching this a few weeks ahead of when we're recording it. Because I'm going to. Oh, we want just one week. Just one week because I have got to go home to Philadelphia. and go to Wawa. Wow. Because I have not been in a year.

Because it's Hogi Fest. I missed Hogi Fest. Damn. Mm-hmm. I might be able to catch it by one day if it's still open in July, but I think it's done in August. You've got a jam-packed week there.

I know. I'm super excited. That's going to be awesome. Look at us both spending our grandparents' birthdays with them. I know. No matter the track. That's so sweet.

No matter the track. Yeah. We're such good. Nuts. What were you saying before about? Okay, so Brooke and I already go there this morning. because we are getting ready to launch this merch that we're really excited about.

It was 115 degrees. And where we took the photos smelled like human poop and pee. And we fought through and we took some awesome launch photos. That, by the way, is why we're like kind of acting silly. I think we're like heat exhausted. Something's so bizarre

and happening in my brain. Yeah. But those are usually good episodes. Mm-hmm. I mean, look at us. Who the fuck gave these to a platform? I don't know. That's going to be every...

That's genuinely a comment. If we hit the algorithm, like, I'm just... I'm prepared. I'm prepared to say, hey, man, I don't know. I literally don't even remember driving here 10 minutes ago. No, you shouldn't have to. I don't remember... And you think I know how I got this platform?

Babe, I don't know. Babe, I'd have no idea. And you don't. That's not an answer that you have to have. have. I told you I pinned that comment on our post. Yeah. No, I love when people ask us how we have a platform. I don't know. Wait, let's, let's make merch. It says, who gave these

to a platform? I like it. I like it a lot. We should make stools. Little stools that say that on them. Because it's like a little platform. We should make platform shoes who gave me a platform question mark. I don't, okay. We'll talk about it. We'll figure it out. I don't know how many people are going to want to buy stools. Everybody needs a stool.

You don't have a, you need a stool. I need a stool. Yeah. I don't need a stool. They're too short. I need a chair. I just sit standing on my chairs. You need a stool to get on your chair.

No, I don't. I can just get on the chair. Thank you very much. Okay. You got anything else? Yeah, I do. What? So I was with Brooke this morning.

And, okay. Stool. Also means him and poop. Yeah. I don't think it means animal poop at all. But anyways, so I was with Brooke. That's scat. Stool?

And then there's scat. Which one are you? Pick your fighter. I'd say I'm more of a scat guy. We're getting into it if we're in the weeds. Total stool girl over here. We were together this morning. Yeah, we were.

And. And we did that. So where we shot the photos was an hour and 34 minutes from me somehow. And so I have spent more time in the car today than out of the car. So when I picked up Chipotle, which is not something I have all the time.

What's your Chipotle order? Okay, so it's everything that I can see in front of me. Okay. I usually say run the gamut. Dump it all in. Good luck getting that lit on thing. and so I did all that and it's so weird

I've been eating for some years now but you put a chaboli bowl in front of me it's as if I've never seen food it's as if I've been in a dog cage in someone's basement for like 20 years I go in and I I'm grossed out with myself right now can you tell us what was on it and why you're grossed out

I think it was probably six pounds and I ate it in seven minutes. Like I had in like in seven minutes. So I had like I was consuming like about a pound of meat, cheese. Do you get sour cream and cheese? Yeah. Like I do you guys get sour cream and cheese? Like I could I look at those people and I'm just like we do not we are not the same species. Wait, what do you mean? Sour cream? I had sour cream and cheese together. I would be in the ICU. Literally. Oh, I'm, I'm kick. I'm still kicking over here. Like that is like so. unthinkable on the system.

Man, I can't think of a world where I would eat sour cream without cheese involved. You want to know my Chipoli order? It has to be so bare bones. Can I, I'll guess? Yeah. I'm thinking it's chicken and rice. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You don't like beans, so skipping the beans. No beans. Do you put queso on? You don't like, you can't do queso. Um, Piccadagio. Uh-huh.

And chips, probably. Corn. Oh, corn. Guac and chips. Extra corn. I need my Chipotle bowl to be like an eight-layer dip. Yeah. You know? I have all the respect in the world for you. Couldn't be me.

It's gross. Like I basically can only eat Chipotle once every amount of time I forget how I act around it. I've been getting the cassadillas a lot. Casey's our day. This is not a Chipotle ad, by the way. Oh, yeah. crap. I love the casadillas.

Mm-hmm. That's awesome. They have cheese on them. That's fine. Yeah, they do. It is so, I don't understand, like, when. Like the rules I have for myself about when I like cheese and when I don't, no sense. Like I don't want it in the bowl, want it on a cassidia.

That makes sense. Okay. On Sunday, this past Sunday, but it doesn't really matter, I guess. I was with a kid and that was being babysat with someone who I was with, sorry. And the babysitter was making them lunch, which consisted of a cut-up hot dog, a cassidia, some grapes and some bell peppers. Oh my god, that sounds like your death row meal. Put a number two. Yeah.

Because that's my ideal lunch. And that is. I was going to text you. I finally figured out my death row meal. Is it that? It's either just a cassidia, cooked in a pan with butter both sides, and then cut with a pizza cutter. Uh-huh. And triangles.

So kind of the edges are almost like back-up sealed shut. Yeah. Or the 3D printed Starbucks breakfast sandwich. I can't get the hot. behind that one. I don't expect you to. You know what I really love, which is like, no, it's not gross. It's just so good.

Just like a classic egg McMuffin, bacon, egg and cheese from McDonald's. You know that tastes exactly like the Starbucks sandwich. It doesn't at all. The English muffin's so different. Oh, the English. Well, that's an English muffin at Starbucks as well. It's so different, though. Well, I haven't had a McDonald's.

It's thinner at. And the bacon is, is, crunchy. This is like an ad for every fast food. We have to stop. Okay. We are on strike until they pass. I want to get. We've already been going for half hour. I want to get to the questions. No. No, I'm dead serious. Let's head into it. I'm going to put my foot down. Okay. I think. What's your story? Oh, you, you still haven't told it? No, it was that I ate too fast. All right. You believe it took me 15 minutes to say that I ate my Chipotle too fast.

Let's dive into it. Okay, this is an interesting one. Oh, there's so many good ones. Okay, I'll start with this one. Would we ever switch bodies for a week, like Freaky Friday, but on purpose? Like, would you opt in if we had the choice? I don't see the point. Really?

Yeah, would you want to? Yeah, I'd be so curious to know what it's like to be. cut of Snapchat all day. I know what, you know what I do? No, but I've never been in your body. What do you want to do my body so bad? I want to know what it feels like. Well, I want you to know what it feels like to have different kinds of moods. Brooke. The kinds of moods that I experienced. I want you to know. Could you imagine if I said, Brooke, I want you to experience what it's like to have different kinds of moods? No, I don't mean that you don't have moods. I just want you to know what, I guess I just want you to know what my brain is like. I'd be curious.

And I want you to know my exhaustion levels. Yeah. I would want to see if like, if it was your consciousness, could you go without a nap in my body? Do that make sense? And my stomach aches as well. I want to see what you do with those. Like, well, you want to go on a run.

Yeah. With your legs. Oh, that'd be fun. I always think it's funny. Like, I'm always like, how my back hurts. Like, I wonder if I gave you that pain, if you'd be like, ow! Like, right away.

Like, it hurts so bad. And I'm just used. do it? Yeah, I always wonder like... Like, you're just writhing in pain, like I'm living in hell and I'm just used to it? No, I always think, like, what... Like, what if you're, like, just resting feeling

is, like, the way I feel like if I'm about to puke, you know? Yeah. If I think about it too much, I'm always nauseous. I can make myself throw up in any situation. Really? Yeah, you know, a lot of actors are like, yeah, I can cry on command, cry. I'm like, you want me to throw up?

I'll do it right now. Oh, don't do it. Oh, yeah, you can't see that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm always like, okay, no, this is where my back hurts and people are like, I wish I could just be like. Okay, so I'll experience it and let you know. Yeah. So do you want to switch bodies?

Sure. For how long? A week. But it's either that or we can't ever. I think I'm, I think I'm anti. I'm going to do it. Okay. Would you do it if I was like, please, please, please.

Yeah. If we have to both get on board. Yeah, sure. I would switch bodies with you if that ever came up. Okay. If you really wanted to do it. Yeah, I do. Oh, my gosh.

last three hours in this bod. No, I think I'd be like reborn. Walk a mile in my shoes in the bus only lane. I can't imagine you walk in my heels. In your platforms? It would also be cool to like you could experience what life is like

as an individual that's under five feet and I could experience what life is like as an individual over five. Yeah, I would crawl into so many random spaces. You could probably get in any of your cabinets. if you try hard enough yeah you could probably get in your fridge no there's too many shelves if i took them out yeah so if like your if your ac ever breaks you're fine you can just get in your fridge it's broken actually no last night i texted my landlord and said my aces broken and she came

and looks at it and she says it's not broken it's just hot out all broke that reminds me of in my old apartment when i was like i smell gas like there's a gas yeah and my landlord came over from his house 15 minutes away and turned off my stovetop oven. It's hard because I also, I never reach out to my landlord because I don't want to bother her ever. And the one time I was like, this is insufferable. It's too hot. Just hot outside.

Yeah. Okay. I think I'm getting evicted pretty soon. Well, do you want to go into that or can I ask you another question? You can kind of hit me with another question, I think. I think I'm ready. Okay. Whenever, are you ready?

I have one for you too. Oh, yeah. You can ask me one. I have some for you. Okay. Do you want me to ask you? Mm-hmm. Okay, if you had to describe how to insert a tampon.

Man, your question. Which you're gonna, if you are in my body, could be helpful information. I don't want your body of the week you have your period. Okay. Well, I guess we can schedule around it. But you know what? No, you should experience that. That would be perfect.

Walk a mile on these lubitons. How would you just, how would you, how do you insert a tibon? Bloody shoes. That's what lubitons are. I'm not bleeding in my shoes. That's what lubitons are. They're red bottoms. Okay.

This is bloody shoes. Oh, I didn't know. Sorry. It's okay. What did you say? What was a question? Put in a tampon? How does it work?

I get how a tampon is applicated. Tell us then. Stick it in and you push it out and you pull the plastic out. I guess. I don't. Yeah. That sounds right. Say it again.

You stick it in. Uh-huh. And then you kind of do one of these. Oh my God, Connor. Yeah. Your finger goes in between. and you pull the plastic in the string. That's good.

It's pretty intuitive. It's a pretty intuitive tool. I feel like most guys actually would not have been able to say that. So good for you. Did you see that trend on TikTok when girls were like, how do you work this? And it was a pad. And they just like literally thought you stuck the sticky side to your vagina.

Did you think that? Yeah, I can't believe they thought that. Stupid. man um yeah that's crazy pads uh get a bad rap yeah well now there's those underwear that you can just yeah kind of just use as a pad freebley took them long enough it did jesus it did um hit me with another one mine are not fun they're actually i want to make a PSA many of the submissions i went through past the level of concern almost to the point

if I want to report you to the police. So please don't. I didn't even screen about that was actually. I was like this is not this is not the channel to be submitting this too because now I'm involved

and I'm going to act like I'm not. And I'm not even going to go into any more detail and I'm going to leave this alone. Let's do it. But I'm not be, I'm not better than reporting your am i the asshole that is absolutely a crime so you just reevaluate okay ready criminals.

This is more for me, I guess. But I'll ask myself. Or can criminals make a podcast? Would you rather eat clam chowder or go to a Miranda Lambert concert? Oh, that is for you. Because you like clam chowder. Yeah. I'd rather eat clam chowder than give her my money.

That makes sense. Yeah. At this time. Yeah. Right now. I agree. I don't know. I kind of like some of her songs.

Support the art. No, I do too. What song do you like by Miranda Lambert? I don't even want to give it. attention right now. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Here's a here's an here's one that's more of a discussion. Okay. Am I the asshole for stopping being friends with someone because they copied everything I did? And this was part one could not find part two and I probably got part two. Oh. Okay, but we can we can we have enough info. Yeah. Go ahead. We're going to give actual concrete answers today whether we're right or

wrong. No, you're not, I don't think you're the asshole. You, it's your life. You can choose to be friends with whoever you want to be if that's not filling your bucket, which I understand why it wouldn't. That could be annoying, even though people say that imitation is the, what is it, the most sincere form of flattery. Yeah. Which like, okay, doesn't mean it's not annoying. So I don't think you're an asshole. I think it's just the way you go about it. Does this person hate the other person? What they say? She, they want to stop being friends. I don't think that. Mutually? No, the person who's being copied wants to stop being friends with the copier. Because she's annoyed by the copying.

You know what? This is one of those issues that seems so minuscule until it happens to you. What if this happened to you? I would be annoyed and I would distance myself. I think the asshole, am I the asshole factor comes into how you go about the distancing. But you know what? We need the part two of the example, which they probably submit it. And we just don't have it. Okay, I'm going to think of an example of someone copying me.

I don't know what they were copied Oh someone who's taking my full Think about somebody who makes your videos after you make them I laughed both times and followed the people To put the fear of God into them But I'm not malicious So I just kind of I It bugs me

One guy you guys took a video that is one minute long That is a full blown bit with with nooks and crevices And all of the inflections and facial expressions and memorized it and set it back to the camera and it went so viral. So much more viral than mine. And I said... I remember him.

Respect. Because that takes actual big juicy balls. That's embarrassing as all get out. But it sucked because he was like a really good looking dude too. He was. I could tell he was tall. Yeah. Even through the screen.

And he nailed every bit of it. He should act. But you should pat yourself on the thing. the back knowing that it came it that was your idea i'm just sitting in the writers room working my ass off for these low ass wages now i'm on strike respectfully but at this time i was fighting for my life in the weeds and this guy took it with his nice teeth and ran with it and to that i say where are you now not on the not on a podcast with me not on this platform he has so many followers now oh i checked i checked it on him the other day so do you

Relatively, yeah. Thanks, Brooke. You're welcome. No, he can go to hell. What's the next question? Okay. This is more of a scenario. So, I currently have one best friend talking to slash hooking up with the brother of our other best friend. Okay, so this girl's best friend.

Okay, got it. Is it looking up with the brother of their other best friend? That makes sense? Keep it in the family. Okay. The sister is super not loving it, but doesn't want to say anything because the brother is happy. And if our friend likes him, she doesn't want to get in the way. I'm on team stop talking to the brother immediately.

Like it's been a month cut it off. Would you guys be okay with your best friend dating your brother or sister? Wait, okay. Hang on, sorry. You want me to go first? Or you just want to- I need to get the dynamics down. So the sisters are dating the brothers?

Okay, let me put it into terms of people. The sisters are dating the brothers? No, not at all. So, okay, I'm going to put it into terms of- I need like a family tree. It would be like if, uh, it would be like, let's say there's a group of friends. Okay?

And who has a brother? Just make it hypothetical. Okay. I need like, okay, wait. Okay, let's say, Izzy. Izzy's in our group of friends. Okay. And she starts dating Noah, my brother.

Okay. And you are the person writing in being like, oh, Izzy's dating Noah. It's weird because Brooke doesn't like it. Should they stop dating? But there's also someone else that's dating someone. No, there's not. read the thing. Yeah.

So. Her best friend is dating this dude. This dude has a brother and their other best friend is dating that brother. No, no, no, no, no. This girl's best friend. This girl has two best friends. Okay. Okay.

One of the best friends is dating the best friend's brother. Let me read it again to you. No, no. That's not how I'm interested at all. No, listen to me. Listen to me. Okay. Oh, I'm so confused.

Okay. So I currently have one best friend talking to slash hooking up with the brother of our other best friend. Oh my God, this whole time I had two men involved. No, there's one man. Let's say a group of girlfriends. Got it. This is so simple. Okay, it's so simple.

Okay. Do you get it? Yeah. Do you want me to read it all again? No, I got it. Okay. So basically the question is, would you be okay with one of your close friends dating your sister and my brother? I think it's super weird to ask a brother about someone else dating his sister.

What? Like, okaying someone dating my little sister is weird. But like, I think from a girl's first friend. Uh-huh. she should be fine. What do you want to fuck your brother? I'm confused. Is this her brother?

No, it's her boyfriend's brother. It's her, no, honor, no. I'm so confused. It's her friend's brother and the other friend is dating the brother and the friend is upset. We have to skip this question.

I'm so sorry, I do not understand. Okay. Does everyone else get it? I'm going to, okay, let's say there's me. Can someone else explain it to me? There's me, Megan, and Sally Darry. Yeah. Sally Dar is writing in saying,

Megan is dating Brooke's brother and Brooke is upset and I also think it's weird should Megan stop dating Noah Okay you say your answer you say your answer I mean I like you said

I guess it's different because you have a younger sister and I have a younger brother I think I would love if one of my friends dated my brother because then it's like I know he's a great guy I know my friends are great people they would be in my family

I don't see why that would be bad like what's the issue right I don't I'm sorry like I don't I also don't see the issue I think the girls are really protective of her brother Yeah I don't I know people with those dynamics and I don't think I can relate personally I can at all yeah but I guess it would be different for a younger sister kind of but she's not younger She's a full-blown like adult that lives in an apartment She is your younger sister yeah that's a weird vibe I mean it's not my choice it's your

It's not your relationship Yeah out with your friend? Like, you know, like, I just think it's weird when siblings are like involved in each other's relationships. I think I would personally prefer it almost. So, keep it in the family. Yeah. I would, yeah, I'm so sorry for how long that took me to understand. I might be having a stroke. I get that it was confusing. I don't think I helped with my explanation. The whole time, I kept adding new people to the equation too. It's like her cousin. Okay, this is a really good one. Okay. And I thought of you because you, because you,

you've been in this situation a lot of times. Okay, go ahead. Am I the asshole for staying friends with somebody who broke my best friend's heart? Ooh. Oh, yeah. I've been in that many times. We got that question twice, because I also screenshot it to one that's similar. Okay.

Like I hang out with this person a lot, even though my best friend and this person broke up amicably. Right. Yeah, I guess I think that plays a factor into it. This person broke the other person's heart. Yeah, I mean. I don't, yeah, you are kind of an asshole, unless they're on good terms. Yeah. There's, you got to put your loyalty somewhere without loyalty.

I think, it's tough like if you were friends with both of them before, but if you just became friends with the boyfriend or girlfriend once they were introduced to the group via dating your friend, here's an idea. I think the relationship ends when their relationship ends. If your best friend broke this dude's heart or who at whatever the name is, would you still be friends with the dude, even though the other person fucked up or whatever. Oh, I would think I don't see something morally wrong with that. It would be a discussion with the friend for sure. Yeah. I've been in it's like, okay, well, you dated this person, I've had this conversation

several times. You've dated this person for six months. I had to hang out with them for six months. I didn't, I'm not, there's no ROI there if I just cut off my. What's ROI? Return on investment. Oh. Time is the most valuable resource. If I'm having to, I'm hang out with your bum-ass boyfriend for six months or girlfriend, I'm going to develop a relationship with them that I can't just throw away. Uh-huh. So, yeah, I'm going to stay friends unless they do something evil. Right.

In which case, you go like this. Really? Mm-hmm. I just spent all that time hanging out with you now. We just got to cut ties. Yeah. Hands are tied. Yeah, so are you the asshole?

A little, yeah. A little bit. Some might even say lightly refreshing. Refreshing. You could totally say that. Oh, this one I thought was really interesting. Okay, hit me. And this plays into the experience of us

switching bodies a little bit. Okay. Not really. Would you rather never get tired or never have to go to the bathroom? Because both of those for me, like, interfere with my day to day a lot. Never get tired.

I don't mind going to the restroom. Me too. The restroom is a nice escape. I'd rather never get tired. I could do so much. Yeah, same. Also, sometimes I'll just go sit on the toilet with my phone.

Awesome. It's awesome alone time. Just as a chair. It's kind of like, it brings out something almost instinctual in me. Like a cave. Primal?

Yeah, primal, that's what I meant to say. Yeah. Like a dark, cold cave and with my bare ass out on my phone. Very cool, Connor. My legs fell asleep yesterday. I was so tired.

And I sat, I just sat on my toilet before I got in the show. Your legs don't fall asleep from you being tired. No, I was sitting on the toilet for so long. I've never had my legs fall asleep unless I've been sitting on my leg. Well, I have a stool in my bathroom.

Were you sitting on your leg? No, I was sitting like this. My legs have never fallen asleep unless I have been sitting like criss-cross or in a position where I've been sitting on top of my legs. Does that make sense?

Yeah, you've got good blood flow. I didn't realize your legs could fall asleep just without that. Everybody's different. Is this to do with your high blood pressure? Sure. Maybe. I don't know.

I always sleep, like, the most comfortable way I can fall asleep is on my stomach with my arms up over my head under my pillow. You know, I don't use a pillow, but I have 15 on my bed and I just bury my head in them. I'm going to suffocate. I have the world's thinnest pillow, or that's what it's called on Amazon, and it is really a tissue. I need to figure out what my pillow vibe is, because I don't know who I am as a pillow person. You know? Everyone's always like, I'm a soft pillow, I'm a hard pillow. I'm like, where's my pillow?

I need a pillow that I buy new, but it's as if somebody has slept on it for over 100 years. I want my pillow to feel beaten. Yeah. From years of abuse. So anyways, I fell asleep with my arms above my head, but every night, I do lose blood flow to my arms. And I usually wake up when I'm like, oh, can't move my arms.

So imagine me laying flat, right? I'm on my stomach, I have my arms up over my head. And it's almost like, I don't know, I don't need to do it. You can picture it. And I lay there, and then, so I basically am like, okay, I realize at some point I need to move onto my back and get my arm so my blood gets back into them. And so I went to turn over onto my back and I feel my one arm hit. And I'm like, okay, one check. We're almost there.

and then I go to throw my back this arm has not moved so I land on my right arm which is how I woke up because I hyper-excited my shoulder that's horrible I'm sorry Connor there's one sound the worst sound in the world it's radar ringtone from I feel yeah I'm familiar the second worst sound to wake up to

is your shoulder popping out of socket has that ever actually happened to you that location Mm-hmm. And once it happened to me once, it happens like all the time not randomly. Oh, I didn't realize that could just like casually happen. I used to dislocate my elbow as a kid and have to go to the hospital every time. What? You can dislocate your elbow? Uh-huh. It's called like kids get it a lot. I think it's called like nursemaids elbow or something. And then it was so, I just, it was so painful. And I, once you get it once you keep getting it. Yeah. And I had to go to the hospital every time. Wow. Yeah.

Occurs when the radius, one of the bones and the forearms slips out of place. My radius was slipping. Did it hurt? So bad, yeah. Oof, I don't like that. The craziest thing I ever saw was my sister fall off a fence when I was in, like, fifth grade, and she was in second, I guess. And she gets up and it's like, and she's looking at me, and I look at her arm,

and her elbow is out the other way. And I'm like, oh. I couldn't get in you I was like oh my oh my and she like sat down and she was Were you at school? No we were just like hanging out in the backyard Oh my god

And she grabs it and pushes it back into place And then my dad comes and picks us both up And she's bawling her eyes out she's like My arm like popped out this way My dad's like okay And she goes I watch I remember I was sitting in the back seat And she goes look

Extends it pops out Ew. Backwards. Did she go to the doctor? Mm-hmm. That's good. Three metal pins in her arm.

Wow. And did it hurt? It doesn't seem like she was really phased by the pain. Yeah, she was screaming. Oh. Okay, ready for another question? Yeah. This is interesting.

Would you rather have an arranged marriage or be single forever? Single forever. It's tough. It's tough. Because basically it's like arranged marriage, let's say. I don't know. What's the percentage of success? for arranged marriages.

I don't think we have a census for that. Like, is it 50-50? Because I would be willing to take the 50-50 risk. Could I get divorced right away? You asked the question. Oh, shoot, no, I didn't. Oh. If I could get divorced, I would pick the,

what does that say, Connor? Well, the divorce rate in the United States is about 40 to 50%, which is wild. But yeah, 50% of marriages end in divorce. I was curious about the range. And the divorce rate. And the divorce rate for arranged marriages is 4%. Well, yeah, because probably if you're in a...

It's religious, usually. If you're in a situation where you're having an arranged marriage, you probably have more reasons why you couldn't get divorced. They're probably more strict on that. That's skewed. Some estimate that 90% of marriages are arranged in India. This is weirdly giving me a panic attack. Okay.

I would do the arranged marriage if I could get divorced. After hearing those numbers? What do you mean? I don't know. Yeah, if I could get divorced, I would do it. I would love to see that be a fly on the wall when that census was taken. Yeah, we're really happy. And if I couldn't get divorced, oh my God, I don't know, because then if I, like, really

didn't like them and I had to spend the rest of my life with them. Yeah. I don't know, but then it's like maybe that doesn't happen. Imagine spending 10 minutes with them and they're annoying. And then imagine spending the rest of your little life with them. But then I don't know. that's so tough. I guess I wouldn't,

but it would be like I'd have to think on it for a very long time. Okay. We can't answer that. Well, I mean, I answered it. Single forever.

We have to give concrete answers. Oh, this reminded me of me and you. Okay. My girlfriend told me to get off my phone so I threw it on the ground and broke it. That reminded me of you of me and you?

Yeah. Because do you remember at the Dodgers game when you told me to get off my phone I started sobbing? That video we made at the Dodgers game, I was crying in it. It was because I was actually sobbing

because Connor told me to get off my phone. And I was so upset. I didn't want to go to this baseball game because it's in Anaheim. So it's like, yeah, it was like a big fight. It was like two and a half hours away. And it was during, I knew it was during rush hour. We have to get there. So it took us three hours to get there.

And then you park and it took an hour to park. And I'm like, okay, I'm doing, I'm doing this baseball game because Brooke wanted to see a baseball game. We're here. Brooke on TikTok. fully the game is happening I was like oh brooke did you did you see that do you see it yeah very cool that actually inspired the whole video

that we made that like went pretty viral well it's like you know when like kids fall and get really embarrassed and cry yeah that's kind of what I was going through because I didn't know you didn't want to go and I got like super like shameful oh I said I don't want to go yeah no you did not say that no you said let's go

no because I went back and and checked the sources, and you never said that. Okay, Karen, let's check the sources. I checked the sources already. No, don't check them now. And Connor literally texted me yesterday and said, I want to go to a Dodgers game. I do.

I had a great time. I was the only time. I had an awesome time. I was just like, I don't want to be like watching this game alone. She's on her FYP. I was like, I was doing. I was working. What about if you, like, watch the game that we drove three hours to go to?

What then? No, you said I didn't even want to go. And that's when I started sobbing. that's the fact so well you know if you go back and watch that video now you can watch it through that lens well we started laughing about the fact that she was

crying right after that so wait okay wait so oh anyway that's not even a question it just reminded me of something I would do or my girlfriend told me to get off my phone so we threw it on the ground and broke it it's just like a really big reaction to just like oh reactionary

yeah oh that is funny brook yeah that will go down in history. It is like a lot of, yeah. It will go down in her story, Connor. Would you date

the opposite sex version of yourself? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm. Me? Not never in one million years.

What would that even be? Oh, I think I might get jealous of myself. What do you mean? Oh, this person's being, this person's, I don't know, like talking so much. I want to talk more than that.

Like outdo, try to outdo yourself. I'd be in competition with myself. I just like don't even want to know what a male version of me would behave like. Or just not even. No, I don't. I wouldn't, ever. Yeah, I wouldn't either. Actually, change my mind.

Yeah. So no. Easy. Okay, no. We both wouldn't. Okay. This was a good one. This is terrible for you, but good for me.

Okay. Would you rather be stuck in a room of tier ones or people from the loser list? Because I don't ever want to meet those people. Oh, I'm tier oneing all that. I know, I know. Loser list. Because I'm not like shy around those people. They're losers.

So I don't ever want to be hanging out with them? I guess. But that would be a less painful experience because I would be so. Who's on your loser list? I can't even remember. Did we share a loser list? Okay. Because I think we usually agree on all the losers.

Yeah. I need to look at it. I just want to review who's on the loser list right now. Oh, yeah. Let's do a revisit. Loser list. I know we've got Jonah. We've got Miranda.

Jonah Hill, Miranda Lambert. I mean, the rest are such old news, except Halsey was just on there and I can't remember why. Sorry. No, that's fine. Drake. Why? I really don't know. I shouldn't say that because he's been on podcast.

recently. I don't need to have, I wouldn't even like want to have Drake. Yeah. I guess for business. The business purpose. I could cloud at the whole lot of the hot facing purposes. You wouldn't have him on the podcast for pleasure.

Yeah, exactly. Strictly business. I wouldn't even know what to say to Drake. I couldn't name one Drake song. He has. No, I don't. I really don't think I could. Brooke.

I need a one dance. That's Drake? Got a Hennessy in my hand. If it's not a show tune or a very sad man singing about how obsessed he is with a woman, that I'm just like, I need the story. I need the story. I get it, man. I know that you know about 90% of these songs, yeah.

Yeah, but I don't know them my name. And that's what matters. Would you rather have a million dollars or a list of every person who's ever had a crush on you? I would rather have a list of everyone that's had a crush on me. I would pay a million dollars to have that list. Yeah, I bet there's some interesting. Yeah. And then you could.

Oh my God, I just... I actually have tears. I have tears. I have tears. I'm thinking about me working over the $1 million that I don't have and then getting a blank piece of paper. Oh, my gosh. I'm having flashbacks to something that we did in high school. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. What is going on? I have this I told you about when the guys ranked the list of the hottest girls on the way to six flags, right? No. We had like 90 kids in our class

and I think there were like 45 girls and for whatever reason the guys made a list of the top hottest 40 girls that didn't make the cut. They have so much time. There were five of us

who just did not even make the list and that and that How do you list 40 people? That's crazy. Because we were all on the bus. So they're just doing a head count? Basically, ranking. That's in-cell behavior.

That's where it all begins. Ranking people on the bus. This goes to show you that confidence truly comes from within. It does not matter what is on the outside for the most part. Because at that moment in my life when I was just like a super awkward, like big mouth vibes teen, I literally would look at myself in the mirror and be like, oh, so cute. Even like when I got home from the day at Six Flags and I wasn't on the list, I was like, they're stupid. I'm so hot.

But now, like I would never think that. Oh, that's sad. You know, so it's really sad. Yeah, that is sad. Yeah. Anyway, confidence comes from the bin. Yeah. Just say you right now.

I have this one memory of I was when I played football for the two years that I played football, I remember being in the locker room and vans were not cool yet and especially in Texas and I got this pair of vans that are so popular now, obviously and it was the vans era so it was like the ones you tie

but they're like low top you know what I'm talking about? No but it's fine. Okay it's like you tie them yeah fans with laces I had them I had some they're like low top converse but they're vans yeah okay okay and I wore those in

and this dude called them nurse nurse's shoes and I never wore vans again until, like, graduating high school. It's that kind of stuff that's different. Yeah, and I remember it now. Yeah. I have a 401K, and I remember what this man said about my nurses shoes. Yeah. You do?

Yeah, you betcha. That's awesome. Do I know how to access it or what it means or where it is? No, hell no. I will not be looking. For you that. I won't be looking into that. That's a big step.

Like, why isn't there a 401k.com that I can just, like, sign into? Where is it? 41K.com. You know what I'm? you know what's going to happen? I'm going to say, I'm going to finally ask my accountant, hey,

where's my 401K? It's in the cloud. Where's... It's not of our business. There's probably 40 cents in my 401k. It's none. You know what sucks so bad?

What? When someone's like, hey, hey, can you see me those photos from this weekend? I cloud link comes through. Oh, I'll never see that. No.

Hey, I just got that iCloud link. Is it supposed to never actually download? Yep. Okay, perfect. I'm with you. I'm standing with you. The photos are above. us in this room in a million tiny pieces.

I'm going to ask you one more question and then we can scoot to the bonus. Oh my gosh. Oh, do you want a gross one or an existential one? Ooh, don't even ask me the existential one today. Gross. So you want gross? I didn't sleep enough last night. I will break out in hives.

Yeah, I want gross. I'm interested in what you call gross. Okay, well, I have two genres of gross. Would you rather farts or cum? In what context? I don't want to reveal it. in what context what do you mean in what context farts or cum yeah one questions about come one question's about oh okay i'm sorry i thought it was it would you rather farts or come no oh no no i'm asking which

question you want would you rather farts or come man you lost me now you understand like how am i experiencing these two things because i did say would you rather farts or come I can't wait to rewatch that. Would you rather me ask you a question about farts or cum? You know what? Let's give the people what they want. Hit me with cum. Okay.

Would you rather come blood or bleed cum? Oh. Both are hard when you think about it, like, in depth. My Chipotle is coming back up. We can't end on this one. No. I'm going. I'm going.

I'm bleeding come bleed cum that's the only answer yeah okay hey hey hey you can't do that in public sir i'm just bleeding sir it's blood i bleed cum i feel like that's less menacing than blood even i would go as far as to say maybe preferred oh paper cut you're fired this is an clear HR violation yeah you got come all over my desk come all over the copy machine. Can't even use a stapler full of it. It's buried in come. Yeah. Okay.

Last one. Okay. Am I the asshole for playing at least two hours of Sudoku during work hours every day? No. You're a good employee. You're fueling your mind. You're a good employee.

You're fueling your mind with a puzzle of, It's a puzzle and it teaches you strategy. It teaches you math a little bit. It teaches you. You shouldn't be. You're enriched. It's enrichment hour.

It's enrichment hour and more valuable than anything you could do for your company. Yeah. You're investing in yourself. Don't you even think. Which is investing in your company. Yeah. Don't even think about doing Sudoku out of, outside of working hours. I would agree too.

Good for you. You're good employee. I feel bad that you have this, this, this, work dysmorphia. You are working. Yeah. You're working hard. And you're going to get it.

Keep playing. That's Catholic guilt for you. Taking away our enjoyment of Sudoku, simple pleasures. Yeah. I hate that. But good luck. Well, I'd like to watch some shark videos in the bonus. So meet us there.

And maybe we could do a little bit more singing to each other. Okay, well, we love you. Thanks for watching. Don't forget to subscribe to YouTube.com slash at BNCMAP to watch that pizza video and there's more where that came from. Yeah, that's awesome.

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