Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Everything Is A Conspiracy Theory To Us

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

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We're so excited to have you. I'm so excited to have you. Brooke's so excited to have you. We're so excited to have you. He, she, we are so excited to have you. I Wombo. You Wombo. He, she, we Womba.

I think as a nation, we, we, Can all Wombo. Wombo was so ahead of its time with pronouns. Wombo? More like one bow, because we can all unite under Wombo. Hi. Get in here. Get into my Wombo.

Come here. Hold my hand while we Wombo. I Wombo. You Wombo. We Wombo. Yeah, thank you. Hands are clammy. All okay?

Oh, no. I'm sick. I am sick as a dog, but I want you guys. Are you really? God, yeah. What's wrong? I have a sinus infection. Do you? Yeah.

Did you get on him by all? Antibiotics? No. Antibiotics? No. Why? Because you don't subscribe to those? I'm just trying to take less medication, which is good, because I'm on so many random ones over the counter now that I'm hallucinating.

I just feel so weird. Which, by the way, remember? Well, I'm worried that it's going to get worse if you're not taking antibiotics. See, I wasn't worried until I bent down to put on my shoes this morning and I was scared. You need to take antibiotics. I was like, did one of my eyes just come out? Seriously. Yeah, I need to.

Okay. I'm going to go back. Yeah, you need to. get those because it gets so much worse. They prescribed me. I just need to go pick it up. Yes, you need to go get those. Antipotics are so wonderful because you take one and you're like, oh, that's what it was.

Yeah. It's crazy. Have I told the story about really quick? I just want to circle back to we were recording twice this week. We recorded it on Monday or Tuesday. We recorded Monday and now it's Friday. And now it's Friday. So Monday, when I was getting like bouts of depression, I think I was just really tired

from being sick and I was kind of like nodding off and I was just trying to stay awake. Right. And I was taking drowsy on accident. I realized I was taking drowsy shoot-fed. Oh my God. That is, I don't know how you were pushing through that. Do you want to hear the worst thing in the world?

Yeah. I woke up this morning and I got all these, I got all these, I'm taking my, uh, wonder pill is what I call it. It's these, it's my wellness pills.

The wellness capsule? They work. Like, I don't know. No, people swear by them. I've asked my doctor, like my doctor friends,

they're like, they usually are like, you don't need to take supplements if you don't have, um, what is it called? when you have less or something, a deficiency in this. You don't need to take iron unless you're deficient in iron, you know? And because you just pee it out.

And you'll notice that's why your pee is so yellow or whatever. And she's like, actually don't have anything to say about that, those. And like, lions mane and stuff. She's like, yeah. Right. Yeah. You ever had zinc on an empty stomach? Yeah.

Are you asking if I've needed to pull over my car to throw up before? Yeah. You taste the zinc and you go, oh. Oh. No. Oh. it's happening everything's fine for five minutes and then all of a sudden you're like oh my god i i have the stomach bug like really bad it's it's like you're about to fly do you know what i mean it's like that's

you're hollow i have it is the i have had a lot of feelings in my life particularly feelings in the stomical region having zinc on an empty stomach is the worst feeling and sometimes in my new especially in my new emergency crystals which are these i love emergency And you can take like the kind that's just in the packets, I think, on an empty stomach. I take those on an empty stomach and I'm fine. But there's these new crystals that are like pop rocks that you don't need water for. And so I just took two of those. And then I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Look at the package, zinc. So just be careful, everyone, if you're going on pop rocket mode. Eat something before. I can't take anything on an empty stomach. Yeah. Because I'll start to taste it when I burped. Oh. No, the issue, I think there's something like in the formula that it's like you'll throw up right in T minus 5 if you don't, if you, and the worst part is trying to shove down a cracker to try to stop it. Your mouth is so dry. You're gagging, but you got to get that saltine down just to stop everything. Oh my God, it's hell on earth. Anyway, sorry. No. Well, this morning I woke up and I had bought some new vitamin C gummies. Guess what those look exactly like. Let me?

No, weed gummies. Yeah. Like, they look exactly the same. Gummy's a gummy's a gummy. A gummy's a gummy is gummy. And I had put the weed gummies because I was traveling. Like, I just put some in my dog kit. Pick one up.

Pick one out and I go. Hold on. They're identical. Oh my gosh. Maybe I'm on Gavin Newsom's side with the, we're making them too like, like available and like delicious. What is he saying? weed gummies or vitamin C gummy?

I think it's, no, yeah, he's anti-vitamin C. I think he's saying, like, some of the drink things that are being sold just like... Like cans? Yeah, because when I was in New York, we just went into a bodega and they just, like, sold cans. And I'm like, I've had a can't ask a can that, like, made me a question if I was dreaming. Right. Or, like, if I was asleep or, like, awake. I can imagine being...

Well, they're selling them an air one now. Yeah, and like a 12-year-old could go to, you know, like that's... Well, they sell alcohol and grocery stores, too. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what I'm advocating for. No, it's all good. Yeah, you're right. It's just like at the end of the day, if you stand for nothing, what do you fall for?

Aaron Burr. Good job, sir. Gave you chilies? Yeah. Well, no, just because Burr is always going to remind being cold. Aaron, what I was going to say. I was going to say, have I told a story about having mono on here yet? Multiple times, yeah.

Tell it again for good luck. Well, I don't want to get gross, like right off the bat. But I know what I'm getting really sick because I always get tonsl stones and like a lot of people don't experience tonsl stones I don't think I've had one have you Kenny is he okay Grace over there have you okay so I think it's like affecting one and it's affecting two and five people in America We've got about a 20% tonsilstone rate right now and I have had some this week so I'm like okay What I'm feeling is real what I'm feeling is valid I'm sick and when I have had a I had Mono.

The one day when I called in sick to work, thinking I was really depressed because I was like, why am I so tired all the time? And I'm pushing through every day at work. I'm like, I must be depressed. No, I had Mono. And I'm like falling asleep at this meeting and couldn't keep my head up. I go home on a Friday. I wake up, I go to sleep at like five of you.

I wake up on Sunday. And I was like, what? I died. Sorry I died. And when I woke up, I hadn't talked to anyone obviously in like two days. no I missed calls by the way and I look at my window and I was like what time is it

because the fires had hit while I was asleep had hit Santa Monica and so it was noon o'clock but it was pitch black I could see the sun barely and I called my mom and I'm like I hadn't talked out loud

so I didn't hear my mouth was swollen so shut that I sound like Kermit and I looked all tonsil stones Oh. Yeah. So I went to the... How do you get them out? Don't tell me. They just come out.

Oh. Or you can like... Are they like... Can you hold them? Yeah, they're like... Yeah. They're like real... Like a kidney stone?

Oh my God. Did I tell you about my... What my kister's... My sister's kidney stone looked like? You were able to view it? She has it. She had a... I was shocked to see that.

It's like a diamond. A gorgeous diamond. Oh, it's been... It's been under the pressure of her... Eurythra. Erethra. But like that would be fun for like a celebrity now. Like Madam Tussaud's kidney stone viewing.

Like there are some people who would like buy Harry Stiles kidney stones and make a diamond out of it, a diamond brooch. Me. I would do that. I'm not even like a super fan. Yeah. I would wear a Harry Stiles original kidney. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's a gorgeous stone.

It's a stone. Where is that? Oh. Oh, is that a ruby? Is that an emerald? Oh, no. This is four-carat kidney stone. Yeah, I'm just saying.

That's gorgeous. Yeah. You may have opened up a new market. I wouldn't be mad about it. We're in the market for kidney stones. If you have one available, RPO box, which we'll make by the time this airs. No, we won't. Send it your earway.

We want all your kidney stones. Yeah, but they're very pretty and they're very small. So it's hard to believe they create such a ruckus. Well, if you think about a peahole. Yeah, that's true. At the end of the day, everything is so. About perspective. Are women's urethrists smaller than men?

We've literally already had this. But I forget. Yes. No. No. Same size? They're, okay, well, maybe it's important to have conversations more than once. And it's not like, not all of our viewers will remember either.

And we have new viewers. Okay. No, men's and women's urethers are not the same size. Men's are about 16 to 22 centimeters, while women's are three to five. And meanwhile, men are, like, obviously it still hurts for men, of course. But, like, think about when a woman gets a kidney stone and has to pass it through her urethra. Brooke, yours are three to five centimeters and ours are 16 to 22. So it's just, like it's...

Oh, I thought that was talking about thickness. I guess that wouldn't make sense. No, the diameter is about... I'm talking about the diameter. It's about the same. It's about the same. I guess it wouldn't make sense to have a 16 centimeter thick urethra. I don't, we don't do the metric system, so there's no way of knowing.

Yeah, we do the... Imperial. Imperial method. Very good. Is that out by the time this is out? No. Okay. Hell no.

Hell no. We'll be long gone by the time that comes out. Hell no, brother. Come on no. Well, it's important that we talk about urethras on a Friday. Yes. Fridays are for the urethras. Yes.

Well, it would be so great if everyone could. There's no way to like prepare for the passing of the stone, right? The passing of the stone that needs to be Lord of the Rings book. that is the passing of the stone yeah the third one yeah but it's not talking about a kidney stone

no Lord of the Rings the passing of the stone you better sit down with your typewriter and start writing this damn book before so that's what I'm telling you the third one

it's called the passing of the stone what Brooke you're not lying wait no I am does it say that on Google yeah and the Lord of the Rings the passing of the stones

refers to the fate of several pollantier stones which are magical stones that were brought to Middle Earth Would you look at that? Oh my gosh. Brooke.

That was mostly you. I just said it was the third book. No, they really need to like whatever. The stone of Eric. You know what I miss? You know what I miss? And this is so me and you. What?

This is so me and you. Do you remember when like scary movie time when they used to make full blown an entire movie that was just a spoof of a different movie? But like same plot line just slightly changing. Like the passing stone would be the kidney stone. Yeah. You could do that. Bring it back. Yeah.

Like weird Al Yolkovich. But for... Yonkovich? What was it? Jokovic? Yankovic. Actually, I shouldn't be saying anything because I'm not a thousand percent sure, but it's definitely Yank.

Yank that bitch, bitch, bitch. It's weird out of Yankovic. Yankovic. Yankovic. That's good. It's definitely, yeah. Long A. Yankovic is a tennis player.

But I feel like I miss movies like that. I can't think of any specifically besides scary movies. There's this one that I told you about a few. years ago that I don't remember anything about and I can't remember who's in it. But it's like a spoof on all the dating movies. Is it Amy Polar and Paul Rudd? Show me Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd. Give me Amy Polar and Paul Rudd film for 600.

They come together as a spoof on like every dating movie. Really? And it's with Amy Polar and Paul Rudd and it was, I had literally never heard of it. I just threw it on because it was on Netflix or something. It was so funny. I was completely shell-shocked. Oh, well, I'm adding it to my list. Yeah.

Definitely watch that. I mean, it wasn't like, oh, I'm like dying LMAO, but it was definitely a good watch and like smart idea. You really can't get wrong with. And Amy and Paul. The cast being Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler, Skip, Bell Hader, Skip, Ed Helms. That's great.

Yeah. You know Colby Smolders. I don't know Colby Smolders. That's Robin and High Met Your Mother. I would never watch that movie. It's a TV show. Max Greenfield, Ellie Kepler, Kemper, sorry.

Jack McBear. Good. That seems good. That sounds really good. Oh, Kenny Thompson. I saw the SNL movie last night. Oh, was it good? Okay. I see.

John Samos is in that one. Adam Scott is in that one. I'm really disappointed to hear. No, well, it's my, it could be a total me problem just because and this is how it's marketed. So it's no surprise. It's so chaotic because it's just like the 90 minutes leading up to S&L.

But I am really dumb with movies. So it's like if I can't pause and rewind, it's like you've lost me and I'm now looking at Wikipedia. And then I missed about 18 things while I'm on Wikipedia. So I didn't realize like so many important things that like I didn't realize Nicholas Brom was playing two different characters. I haven't seen it. I know. So Nicholas Brun is playing two different characters. I thought he was one person the whole time having a psychotic break and like switching in and

out of personalities. But it was like, it was good. And Andrew Barthelman is in it, and he was so funny. Oh, that's good. And he was like his total no hard feelings character, which, like, it was so sweet. Are they playing, like, real people? We're all playing real people. The guy who played Lauren was so good.

He was the boy in the Steven Spielberg movie, the Fableman's, which I have actually never seen. But he was so good. Rachel Senate was so good. Gabriel, Bell. Yeah, I mean, everyone was so good. I had Gerber was in it? Yeah.

So wait, Kyriever's fully doing actors now? Literally, everyone you've ever heard of was in it. I am personally... Dylan O'Brien. I'm personally, like, not a subscriber to movies that have more than two A-listers in them. William Defoe and J.K. Simmons were in it. I was like, it was just like, oh, my God, everyone you've ever heard of.

Like, the last movie I saw with more than two famous people in it, Valentine's Day. Yeah. I've walked out of two movies in my entire life. Valentine's Day and March of the Penguins. I'm really curious to hear what people think of it. I didn't even, how do you get, how does your ass get to the movies so fast? I didn't even know this was out. Because I have A-List, Connor.

How many times do I have to scream it from the rooftops? No, I know you have A-List. And I live next to a movie theater. That's so nice. It's so nice. And do you know, you know about the A-List Entourage? So all of your friends. can join an entourage and if one of them wants to go to a movie it's like hey I just got I put you in my

entourage like come or come or not oh and you guys are like movie buff yeah well I'm actually I love movies you guys are like movie maidens or film freaks or I love movies or cinema cinema files yeah yeah or um uh flick flick flick flickers I'm the first one to admit like yes I love movies no I don't I don't have good taste in movies I'm hesitant to just like give a review You're not a critic. I'm not a critic. Like, I would rather watch, like, super bad over the godfather any day. What I hate about myself is someone who grew up 40 minutes from a movie theater.

Like, I, my ass, like, now I've been affected. You grew up 40 minutes from a movie theater? Yeah, we didn't live near anything. Wow. Like 40 from the mall, like 25 in the grocery. But you were a country bumpkin? Yeah, Blumpkin, even, maybe. I was always saying, like, they need to put, like, a little theater in our neighborhood

because it's so big. Like, this could be a little. town. Wow. And they never did. Nobody ever asked me for the solutions, which you said. I didn't know. I didn't know. Nobody ever asked. You didn't know that, Connor.

How would you know? But I'm really disappointed in myself that if I type in on streaming dot com movie and it's not available and it's like only in theaters bye, I'm going to forget about it. I'm going to rewatch Always Sunny in Philadelphia again, which I did last night. And there's

an episode where they buy a P. Diddy-esque shrimping vessel. and I couldn't help but laugh because the whole thing is about them feeling uncomfortable and scared Etsy and I was like, oh my God. Speaking of P. Diddy. Are you sure?

Yeah, I don't care. Everyone knows it. I just want to say, I need to block everything. Can they just give us the end, the outcome? I'm done with all of these, like, look at this old, keeping up with the Kardashians clip.

They knew. It's like, okay, release the list. Give us the outcome. I will say Costco came out. They found all that, all those bottles. They found a thousand bottles of lube. Like too much lube. I think we can all agree.

Wait, where'd they find the thousand bottles of lube? In his home. They like confiscated it. Did you not see this? I didn't know about the thousand bottles of lube. Thousand bottles of lube. Now, when we were just in New York in the Hamptons, Hank ordered about a thousand bottles of KY jelly.

Why? Because I said you need to get lube for the slip inside. I meant baby oil. He got K.Y jelly. So that arrived in a massive box, like 150 bottles of it, like little bottles. So you remember hearing about that one giant tub of loop that someone ordered and there was like a whole Reddit thing about it? No. I barely remember either.

So keep going. Oh, thank you for sharing that. I, they confiscated it. And they came out and they were like, well, it's America. Like, you know, we love Costco. We love this is lawyer. We love to buy in bulk. You know, we'd just like to save money and buy in bulk.

Costco came out. They did not buy that from us. us. So they were literally like we bought it from Costco. And now the DEA is coming out. Well, I don't know if it's a DEA. Conspiracy theorists. And that's the subject of today's, today's matter is saying that's drugs. Like that was probably all drugs. It's probably not Louvre. That's what I'm saying. The Loub is drugs. Like why hide it in Loub? Hide it in something less, like, less conspicuous. Like hide it in like a hand lotion.

Something more demure. Oh, he has dry hands. It's just like, you see a thousand bottles of lube. You're going to be like, what? I guess if you see a thousand bottles of anything, you're going to be like question mark, question mark. But I would, if I saw a thousand battles of hand lotion, there's drugs in the luch.

If I saw a thousand bottles of hand lotion, I feel like less alarm bouts would be raised. And if I saw a thousand bottles of lube or lube, K-Y. Hey, man, I'm not saying it's smart. I'm saying, whoa. Like put it, like you could have had a, pool like with all those bottles of loops all those lobes

I farted so I'm so sorry like just now so it's gonna it's gonna be reaching you in about T minus 10 there's no way yeah and it was an accident why did you say you made me laugh why did you say something you made me laugh

but why did you say because it's you know it's noticeable so I wish you wouldn't have even said anything well I would rather me get ahead of it. Because I'm not going to go ahead and say something. I think you will say something when it comes across your desk. I don't think I will. I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have said anything. Okay. Well, thank you. Just for the future. But keep letting us know.

So we had 110 gallons of lube. Baby oil. What? Oh, it was baby oil? It was lube and baby oil. Loub and baby oil. Oh, good. He was diversifying his portfolio. Wow, a lot of loop No one's gonna make it through all that I mean, he didn't Right He did he Well, wasn't it drugs?

That's what they're saying The conspiracy of theirs are saying like Come on like he's having all these parties That's probably where he keeps Well they're saying it could be There's like a way that you can make Like a liquid ecstasy and it's clear Which kind of seems like aligned with all of the party goers

Like their experience Being like kind of off Right I just like we haven't even gotten the Epstein list yet you know like what happened with that? Yeah it didn't like the first draft drop or something drop it's like mixed tape yeah um they were like here's the list but everything was crossed out and everyone's like what? Yeah like release it weird or don't even tell us. Want to hear we that's like should be public info right like we're allowed to know that stuff I don't know how it works I don't want to talk about it at all because I think that like he's gonna take the stand though which is like shocking

he pleaded not guilty to everything and he's gonna like testify that'll be a Ryan Murphy show in T-minus five speaking of Ryan Murphy now I'm gonna get this could come across as smart or like really not connect there's no way to know until it comes out yeah so I watched the menendez brothers film I my understanding is that there's like a couple that have been out so far they're all out okay they're all out. I haven't seen them yet though. You're like, I wish it you watched it too. So I could, has anyone here watched it?

Yeah. Okay. So it's like really weird because you, it pulls you in every direction, you know? But like, the way I remember them is that they had been like sexually abused by their parents for like the longest time. That's what I remember the fact being. And the jury decided they're guilty of, they are like they're guilty of killing their parents. But the whole thing at the end of the show. they come on with this witness, this new witness, or this new jury member, who's like,

I can't, in my right mind, like, sleep at night knowing we put these two people to death. If there's even an inkling of truth that they were sexually abused by their parents, I could not live with that fact. That's in the show or in real life? That's in the show, but I, like, the issue I have with the show is that... Well, the Menendez brothers hate the show. Well, right. And that's what I'm saying is the way that Ryan Murphy produced this, right? Yeah.

The way that public perception can be shifted in such a huge way to where he has the ability to potentially, I don't know the ins and outs of the system, he could get these guys out of jail if their story is true and they were sexually abused. He has the power to shift the mass public perception. They were sexually abused. Right. But he took the creative liberty to show the parent side of the story and create dialogue that's one-on-one with these two people who are dead. So it's completely made up and not based in fact. He's just providing, he said, a full story and everyone's side. I'm like, okay, you can't write dialogue for two people that aren't around to provide that for you. No, there should be. I don't, I didn't watch the show. And like, I also didn't really read the Menendez brothers statements. So I also don't know what I'm talking about.

But there should be laws in place. Like, if there are two real people that are alive and in jail and like something you produce could damage them in any way. Like there needs to be some sort of process. I 100% agree. It's crazy. And this is like not based. The part that blew my mind, it was like there's like a lot of fluff in this thing that makes it a good story. But then you take a step back and you're like, this is real. And these people are alive. And they've been in jail for decades. You know? No. Yeah. Like again, I haven't watched. So I don't know what the criticism is. But like I do that seems like a huge problem. I mean, it's just, it was mind blowing. And it was like really kind of hard to swallow towards the end. I was like,

oh this is like really disturbing actually because these people are alive and like hearing about this. No, Ryan needs to be like someone needs to do something about Ryan Murphy. I mean, you're using their likeness. Right. Someone needs to do something about Ryan. And telling their story and they're alive. Like the dead can't really speak up. And so it's like, okay, I guess now this is like TV.

But like these people are incarcerated. Well, I think like people are saying that like this could lead to like a retrial or something. Or like a resentencing. Kim Kardashian is like Went and Matt which I think is so interesting because she's also sucking Ryan Murphy's clit because she's in all those new

Ryan Murphy shows so she's playing she's playing both sides. I don't know. I think that she's a fan of justice. I think that she... No, I agree, but I'm... She can move the needle.

It just disturbed me to my court towards the end of the show. I was like I hate that I gave this. So should I not even watch it? The reason I would tell you to watch it and this is backwards is that it's good. TV. And it's like, that's what it is. But I don't want you to watch it just be, yeah, you should.

But then maybe it encourages people to look up the facts. But they literally, by the end of the show, they were like, they, this is all falsified information in a, in a court. That's so tough when there are, and I'm like, how are you? And their livelihood is on. Yeah. And it's like, how are you literally like not believing these two people that say that they were sexually abused by their parents? Does it say that they weren't in the movie? It's like by the end they have they have an actual like a character in the show that I'm He worked at some public I think it was variety in the show and they have these like Sidebars with him all the time where it's like they're making this up and everyone's like yeah they are

They're making that all up like it's like and then they say that like the lawyer that was on their side has another case Where she used the exact same defense for her client and it was like all false sexual abuse allegations against the yeah so yeah I mean it was it was tough to swallow

I always I hate those like courtroom documentaries and I keep having dreams now where I am in a courtroom working as a lawyer and when I wake up I am so exhausted and I have to start my day I feel like I just clocked out of work and now I'm like waking up and I'm like time to go to the studio

and like I'm like exhausted in my dreams that's what pisses me off about my dreams it's always something stressful and I wake up I'm like I could have dreamt that I was on a boat you know and I instead I'm in a courtroom like working my ass off litigating like no I should be knee deep in the water somewhere

yeah that's why we need to practice our lucid dream technique ass in the water toes in the sand and I worry in the world a cold Celsius in my hand deep in the passenger seat the thing about Celsius what do you mean this flavor is called tropical vibe That's not a flavor.

That's a description. How many times did you drink a Celsius? Once. I know I'm going to die early. It's funny. Don't say that. Oh yeah. Fuck.

Here, I'm going to shift gears. I'm going to live forever. I don't think I'm going to die. I have a God complex. Oh, my God. I had a dream. We did those scans. Oh, wow.

But I woke up right as they were going to tell us the results. Oh, wow. Damn, Brooke. Yeah. Hmm. But the look on the doctor. his face wasn't good. Fuck you.

I was there too. I was just as much getting the bad news as you. Let me finish my Celsius. That makes my heart pound. Let me finish just a quick cocktail that makes my heart pound. I'm scared. Go ahead. Can I tell you something?

Don't even talk to me until I've had my drink that makes me scared. Yeah. You should go back to the Alonis. No. God, no. Oh my gosh. There's going to be a class action against Alani soon. I do want to try one because I've never felt the effects of an energy drink.

Like, I'm too. tired, they don't work. That's how I feel coffee now. Coffee's just like an awesome morning treat but doesn't really do the job for me. I need to tell you something really quickly. Yeah, please. Because of us manifesting etc. I go to Florida

tonight. Now, they're describing Florida conditions as quote, unsurvivable. Is there a hurricane? Hurricane Helene has touched base with me. Helene's in town? Helene is in town. Speaking of conspiracy theories, I'm doing such a good job.

of like tying them in today. There's conspiracy theories online saying, uh, hello, wake up sheeple. There was a Helene that touched ground in Florida on September 26. Five years ago? Six years ago?

Whatever. Is this not weird? It was named Helene and it touched ground September 26th. Hurricane names start over like every six years. Like it's exactly the same route. And so like conspiracy theories. Oh my God.

Wait, I also. Okay, wait. What? When we get into conspiracy theories? I need remind me to say my quote about conspiracy theories can please someone we should have had my mom on the pod today that would have been epic she's a conspiracy theory your mom and my dad yeah actually just her moms that could have been sweet we just open up and it's neither of us here just our moms yeah oh my god I uh-uh good morning America I just got chills um I wanted to say

while we manifest that we're manifesting good when you know how people are always like enough thoughts for people well that's a bad example but like Our thoughts actually mean something here in the studio because our thoughts are powerful and they move they move mountains in here because they like do stuff. Yeah. So our thoughts are with the people of Florida fighting with her again, as always. And I'll see you next week because my team said all's a go. I'm like, hey guys, I sent a screenshot of the thing. 20 foot floods, quote, unsurvivable evacuations imminent.

They said, Vin you said it's all good. So we'll see you. If you need a place to say, please say with my mom and her boyfriend. I would love to. I'm sure they would love to have you. I would love to get a reading on my energy. Oh my God. Then you are at the right place.

You have hit the right place at the right time. Hit the jackpot. Okay. You were going to say so. Yeah. You know how when there is a video on TikTok of someone that maybe either like has a disability or like something that an asshole would bully them for. Yeah. Okay.

And the comments are positive. And then there's always that one person that's like, I'm so proud of these comments, you guys. When it's like, why would you even say that? Because it's just like you're implying that there is something negative to say. Like it's just like not the. Came to the comments. Just don't even.

Just came to the comments and I'm so relieved. It's like you're saying that there should be some. There should be negativity. Came to the comments expecting so much worse. Yeah. There's my faith in humanity equals restored. Yes. And it's like you're actually huge part of the problem because it's like you're saying that there should,

there is negativity. to be, that should be found. So, wait, what? What if you got that? Connor.

Connor? Connor? Connor? Enter my story. Oh. So, I got my haircut the other day. And,

um, my hairdresser, like, filmed her haircuts. And so she filmed my. I saw the, posted my haircut. All the comments were really positive.

And they were like, oh, like, she's so pretty. blah, blah, blah, so gorgeous, love you, Brooke. And sometimes I wonder, I'm like, I get so many of those. And, like, I know, like, I'm not, I'm not Addison Ray. I'm not Ariana Grande.

Like, there shouldn't, I always wonder. I'm like, do people feel bad for me? Like, why are there so many comments about my appearance? Like, it doesn't, it's, it's not adding up. And I've always like, are, like, are, like, anyway. So I'm like, obviously reading for all the comments and one of the, my, sorry, I'm getting flustered. one of the comments is so proud of these comments

Wow I've been waiting for it honestly it's what I needed because I've always been wondering like something something's not adding up and that person actually kind of blew the smoke out of the water blew the smoke out of the water I haven't heard that water so yay

very proud of these comments came to the comments expecting worse but so relieved anyway shout out to that person that is special literally think i think they were able to join us delete your account that was like anyway that's my new that's my new um hey bestie or so this is insane it's so proud of these comments i think could be the worst one yet um i got a lot of those on my house tour thing that got posted yesterday wow i'm actually so impressed every comment was like I didn't I figured you lived some I didn't think you had a home what a what a vibe do I give off that people think I don't have a home I probably they

weren't even like you don't wear shoes no they weren't saying like you're homeless they were saying like you give off the vibe that you just roam around or like I just I just exist I guess it was funny but I like Hunter called me yesterday I can't believe they staged your whole apartment like that just for that shoot Hunter they didn't I own that. I own my stuff. No, people are shocked

like if we like own something nice. They were like it's not a it's not a celebrity house interview if they don't tell you where their wood is from.

Like it's from turkey. Like crap. The table is from turkey. If you say that it was from turkey all good? Yeah, I had to say it was from turkey because that's an important

selling point on why I got the table. You just wanted to get a table from turkey? No, it was like table. You put a turkey on table. I was like that's that was my thought process and I said that out loud and I think that's dumb

but no it's like a Turkish table it's 200 years old whoa was that the most expensive purchase you've ever made yeah my most expensive purchase was my couch no my couch was less expensive than my table which is going to be too big to move to my new plate like I think I'll

I don't know how I'm gonna how you get it in I had to the movers came and I was like cool I pay for them they were like we can't even lift this by ourselves so I had to call people over and and help them. Do you get extra strength movers? No, they came with two people

and I was like, how did you get it into the truck? But they had to lift it over my back fence because it wouldn't fit into my front door. Oh. So I had to go out there, like my ass out there, like, hi, what do you think I'm going to do? How am I going to help you? But yeah, so I don't know what I'm going to do

with that damn Turkish table. Remind me after this episode before the bonus, I need to do five push-ups. Okay, I will. I'll do them with you. is a little toned. Yeah, I am too. I'm aligned with that goal.

Maggie Smith died. Did you see that? Oh my God. I thought you were talking about your friend Maggie. No, I wouldn't break the news to you about Maggie Winters dying like that. Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry. Yes, I saw that.

That's so sad. But she was 89. I know. What age? This is a horrible and like brutal question. But like at what age are you like, but they were like it was, they lived a good life. 100. really I feel like mine's 85 and I'm like I think 85 is like old or 80 I feel like if

if they're still in their 70s I'm like oh shoot not that I'm not like oh shoot now well my grandma on my dad's side is 97 right this bitch cannot get a sentence out of her mouth without saying well when I'm gone I'm like shut up uh huh when I when I when I'm on the other side I'm like we are having breakfast you know it's like 740 a.m. How old's Mimi? 75. Really? Yeah.

I've just now started getting old people in my life. Because like when I was born. Nobody's old. Well, and like Mama and Papa, they were in their, my mom was like 48 when I was born or something like that. So I've never had like old, old people in my life. Yeah. I guess my other grandparents, they were old.

My other grandpa was like in his 70s when he died. So I've never known like old. The elderly. The elderly, yeah. So I'm getting there soon, I think, like, Susu's, Susu's getting up there. I hope she doesn't watch this. I don't think she will. But she's not old yet.

You're not old yet, Susu, but you will be soon. No offense. Oh, my God. That's just aging, which is a privilege. So. A privilege to have. Amen. That's like our most progressive mutual take is aging is a blessing.

It's because we're aging. Well, we don't have any choice. It's because we're aging rapidly. I did a show last night to Chapman University. And I was like, oh, I was like, how old are you? This girl was like, 19. I go, when I was 19, I said to myself, if I ever turn 23, I'm going to kill myself. You want to hear something even worse?

Yeah. I was going back through the archives of my camera roll the other day, and I found a screenshot of my TikTok profile when I had 5,000 followers. And in my bio, I don't know why I thought this is what you had to do. I had like my age and location. New Jersey. Yes. 23, Philly. That's funny.

Mine has always just said. No, but 23. Yeah. Like I met you when I was 23. Yeah. I'm now. So that's insane. Yeah.

Domata. Don't matter. Mine has my profile. My bio has always just said hot dogs. And I don't know what, what state of mine I was in. It was 2020. but hot dogs yeah why was I doing 23 Philly like I never with that kind of person so I don't understand why where that came from there could be worse things 23 Philly sister mother daughter

I've like friend might as well have had that reptile um shifter have you been on shift talk at all no I've I will never be no it's it's beyond like me now I have there's a big shifting community and they catch themselves shifting on camera. I have to show you the funniest thing. But I don't see anything happening. They're like, I just shifted. What happened? I saw the funniest thing where someone was like,

when the shift is so exhausting, you just have to sit on your bed in silence for a while. And someone was like, oh. So you are on shift talk. OMG, please tell me how this works. And she's like, no, I'm talking about my job, like work. When the shift ends. Please, you know what I told you?

I'm unable because I'm so scared all the time to skip one of those sounds where it's like if you skip this like your life is over like your October is going to be the worst one ever. I looked at my private. Please look at my private. I have that painting. It's your house.

Oh. That one had eyelashes on it. Did you forward all those emails we used to get in middle school that were like that. Yeah. Wow. My friends hated me. I started just a different email address that was just me so that I could send it to myself and it counted as a sin. Yeah. I do want to say someone DM me, her name is Haley, and she said, Physicians assistants are able to prescribe and diagnose you just like a doctor again.

So thank you, Haley, for that. Oh, yeah. I saw that we were getting softly reprimanded for that. Why? Oh. Because you said, we said to just go to a doctor. I feel like people don't realize that, like, a lot of stuff that are, that is common knowledge to a community of people that were pre-med is not like common knowledge to everybody.

That was something we learned. So thank you for letting us now. Yeah. But I am excited to. When I get back, I'm going to get an allergy test. Good. When I get back, well, not even back from Florida. Because I'm going to Austin after Florida and then we'll be back.

Oh my mom could diagnose you. Yes. She read my poem. I'm sure it's just yeast. I'm sure it's just yeast. Oh my gosh. So I need to go, I need to get a lack of the energy reading. Oh.

It's so easy. They could do it remotely. You don't even need to be in the room. It's all good. I love that, actually. That'd be great for me because I'm on the road. So. She can tell me I'm allergic to stuff.

Well, I used to wonder, because my mom's doctor could hack into her energy field from afar. That's good. Can you hack into my crushes energy field and see if he likes me? Ask. I did ask. She said yes. But I didn't want to, I go ahead and ask the doctor. Like, I don't know if energy readers have a HIPAA that they have to sign, but I feel like they should.

I think it's anything is fair game in that type of community. That's not fair. That he could hack into my crushes energy field. Yeah. Good news is. I think everyone will be okay. Message received. Me fully believing.

I'm like, I don't know about all. Good news is, Connor. Everyone will end up being okay. I need to say, by next Thursday, we'll find out who the sexiest TikTok are alive is for 2024. You're kidding. No, voting ins today. I think you might genuinely win. That would be so.

What do you get? You'll be in people. Oh, my God. Yeah, I think I would be. in a magazine. Do you think that your parents would hang that up? Yeah.

Wow. My dad will just text me like everything I post because he does what he did to you. He'll just say People magazine Crying Laughing emoji and then he said today How's Beautiful interview

Crying Laughing emoji like That's so sweet. You have to go 15 slides over it. It is true. The rumors are true. I'm like I don't know where it is. Yeah, go to people.com Sexiest TikTok Award and then go 15.

Is that crazy picture of me? We can go and click vote if you want to on that you know what picture they should have used of you that one which one you know the one and the water no not that one which one are you going to pull up pony girl oh my god glossy i just came out with new perfume that's important this one oh my god you like you think that's sexy yeah i told you that oh my god i don't like my smile i feel like it's really smart well you infeated it i was advised too who advised you to who advised you to Well, that's so interesting.

You get kind of like the same amount of likes on all your photos. Never mind it at all. It was just those two. Yeah. The like look at me. Oh, you, that's your, this is your own fault. You fully infeated this one. I know what I did.

Yeah. Did you hear Hoda is leaving? I'm so sad. I love Hoda. I, they timestamps like all of the old ones with Hoda and the, Kathy. It's Wendy Williams show. vibes. Like it is, they are absolutely hilarious. Hoda and Kathy, you have an opportunity to be, you already are probably, but like to have the most lucrative podcasts on the internet. Just get back

together. Do it in your house. I love Hoda and Jenna too, though. Bring some wine. Jinnna's great, but she sends me her books. Yeah. No, I really like her vibe. She kind of reminds you Hannah Brown from the Bachelor at. But I think that Hoda and Jenna are just a little bit chaotic and fun and they never like they should have been fighting each other with their fists because I could tell that they were like kind of but they just like ebbed and flowed like the way it's like this sobbing oh no it was so sweet you don't want to see Jenna sobbing no but she was just like I love you so much to Hoda they're spending more time together than probably like with their parents or anything like their family sister brother mother daughter son they're us yeah oh my gosh but they're

every morning you know it's like the first person you see every morning that's true that's true that's true Should we talk about some conspiracy theory? Oh my gosh, yes. Here's what I was going to say about conspiracy theories. Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don't understand it, which I think that that is so funny because everyone... Everything is a conspiracy theory to us. To us, yeah, like, but it's important to note.

Someone posted a picture the other day on Twitter, and it was... You know how, like, the sun rays sometimes go like this through the sky? Someone posted a picture... When the sun is going down and there's clouds in the way, it does the opposite. It's like a shadow through the sky. And someone posted one was like,

this weird to anyone else it's pointing right at the hurricane and everyone's like yeah they're probably shooting that lasers towards the hurricane to like make it hit a certain area not the other and everyone's like yes this is what I was thinking these are people that are allowed to vote you know it's like that's crazy to me that you believe like a cloud in the sky is the government guiding a hurricane it is remarkable like really yeah really really we're doing we're doing we're doing cloud guidance right now. Cloud laser beams. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, Mandela effects. That's good.

This is a good one. I like Mandela. Wait, don't look at that. Look at me. Is it sex in the city or sex and the city? It's sex and the city. I've seen that show 18 times. Don't tell me. Right? Yeah, it's and, right? It's sex and. But I literally don't, I say, I say it as if it's a combo of the two words. Sex and the city. Sex and the letter.

A.N. Oh, sex in the city. Sex and the city. that's why it's confusing I guess I love Mandela effects oh I had a really big one the other day but that's not worth you mentioning I don't remember it Shaggy's Adam Apple Do you remember Shaggy from Scoopadoo

with a big Adams apple maybe as he inhales a sandwich So do tons of others but in reality it's nowhere to be seen That's one I'm not like thinking about like oh Shaggy's Adam's apple Like when I picture Shaggy it's neither with or without an Adam's apple Is it wait I don't care about Mickey Mouse truly I don't care. Sorry y'all. Cap'n. Yeah, C-A-P-A-P-N. Yeah. Cap'n.

Cap'n. Okay. These are like so young, were they? This is like someone who must be so involved in the cartoon community to be thinking. Remember Snoopy's Tale? Well, you don't. No, I don't. That's the thing. Oh my gosh. All these people are like movie buffs. These are your people. My people. Luke, I am your father. you might be surprised to learn then He never said that

No, I am your father Oh see that's a new one Why are all these about TV? That's interesting mirror mirror on the wall Mirror on the wall who's the fairest of the mall It's not actually that The line actually began with the phrase Magic Mirror on the wall

Okay, so what? We change stuff Because it sounds better I'm not thinking that Magic Mirror on the Wall Oscar Meyer or Oscar Mayor M-E-Y-E-R or M-A-Y-R? It's M-E-Y-Y-R, right? It's got to be M-E. Oh, it's M-A-Y-E-R, Oscar Mayor?

There's no way. Oh, I'll kill myself right here in front of people. I thought it was M-Y-E-R. This is like for really smart people, the location of New Zealand. I don't care. It's by New Zealand. It's by Australia. Yeah.

No one cares. If you look at it, you'll see that it's southeast of the country. however there's a community that remembers it being northeast i didn't remember it being either place so jokes on you i don't remember where it was ever say uh the barrenstein bears i used to call the mandela effect the burn scene bears effect oh yeah you've spoken about that one before i'm not familiar with any of okay we got to we have to we have to get out of here this is like this is like this is like this is like something doesn't affect my day to day at all be like Pikachu's black tail.

The government. Okay. The government. Okay. O'Connor, this is a good conspiracy theory for you. Okay. Titanic didn't actually sink. But it just says it was actually the boat Olympia.

The conspiracy talks about how the boats were switched and the names were changed on the side of the ships to save money or something like that. Like they're just like, well, something happened. So take that. I don't understand how that would benefit anyone. An insurance thing. Oh. They said something was happening with the first boat that it was like,

they ran out of money. And so they sank the Titanic to make money for. But like, couldn't they ask anyone that bought a ticket? What ticket did you buy? I don't think that that's relevant to the, I don't think we understand it. Well, if they sank the boat, Olivia, then it's like, did you buy? So they did sink Olympia and then they sunk Titanic on purpose? Um.

Let me just pull a bit to be safe. Oh my gosh. I want to go on a cruise really bad. It's really affecting me. You can come on my family's Thanksgiving one. Are you going on a cruise for Thanksgiving? Oh, God, yeah. The entire extended African family.

I'll be in Dublin. Oh, well, we can meet you. Every Thanksgiving. Yeah. Is your cruise going to Dublin? I think it might be going somewhere else. Where? So, I don't know.

Like the Bermuda. The Bermuda Triangle. The Bahamas. Okay. According to the theory, after the Olympics suffered damage in a collision with the HMS Hawk in 1911, it was deemed unfit for service, blah, blah, blah. Okay. The White Star Line, the company that owned both ships, allegedly swapped the Olympic and newly built Titanic before the ladder is made in voyage. The purpose of the swap was to intentionally sink the ship, which would have been the Olympic disguised as the Titanic, in order to collect on the insurance payout.

the real Titanic supposedly continues to operate on the name Olympic for years after. Okay. I'm so curious like... That honestly seems like... What insurance company is being like, yeah, I'll cover the Titanic? Dumb move. Like, you deserve everything coming to you. But I don't understand why it wouldn't cover...

They only got insurance on one. I'm still not. I'm feeling very slow. Swap the Olympic with the newly built Titanic. So it was actually the Titanic or the Olympic that went out? I haven't even tried at all. I understand this. I've moved on.

Let me do it. According to the theory, after the Olympics suffered damage in a collision with the agent of MS. The White Star Line that owned both just allegedly swept the Olympic with the newly built Titanic before the Ladders made in Voyage.

So it was the Titanic that was sent out. The ladder means the... I know what ladder means, yeah, thank you. So if that helps at all. I'm still not getting it at all. I think what happened was they So the Olympic crashes. Yeah.

So it's not in, like you can't use it. But then they sent it out so that when it sunk, they could get insurance money for the Titanic. So they sent out a ship that they knew it was going to sink. It was not, you know, for the White Star Line. Swap the Olympic with the newly built. The Swap was intentionally sink the ship, which would have been the Olympic. Yeah. So it was the Olympic that sunk and not the Titanic in order to collect the insurance payout.

Why couldn't they get insurance when it crashed the first time? Because I think it was their fault that they crashed. Instead of it being like an iceberg where it's like not their fault that they... Oh. That is so weird. We're talking about this. Look at what someone gave me in my show. Oh, that's a good picture of me.

Let me see. Oh, that's really cute. Aw. That's a horrible picture of me actually. Good from far. But we look like we're having fun. Yeah. And what else could you put a price on?

Oh my gosh. Maybe I should. Come on the Averick family cruise. Sorry. Oh, Jod. Oh, Jod. Well, do you want to hear the... Yeah, that would be so funny.

The craziest Mandela effects is that God's actually Jod. And like everyone thinks it's God. Really? I remember one time in Hebrew school. Yeah? When I was young, I asked if God could be a girl. And you would have think I, like,

discovered electricity. They thought it was, like, the most brilliant question ever. Yeah. I'm on Brookside. That's just like I never, that never happened to me in school where someone was like, well, what a brilliant question. So that's just something I remember. I think one of my favorite conspiracy theories is that oxygen is poisonous and it just takes us. It takes it like 85 to 100 years to kill us.

But that's like, that's like the person that came up with that is just like so brain fried. That's awesome. I was going to say. Oh. Yeah, it's great. I love that. Try living without oxygen. So every like.

Advancement in medicine Has just been a way to combat the effect of oxygen Yeah Whoa and it's like oxygen used to get us sooner And it definitely wasn't because of the oxygen Definitely wasn't because we were like eating our poop Earlier we weren't eating our poop We sure we're eating parts of our poop I think

But no you're eating poop But like if you were eating If you're pooping in your bucket And then like making your stew in your bucket and then eating out of the bucket. Like, you only had one bucket. No one's using the soup and the poop bucket as the same bucket. Brooke, that's the Mandela effect,

hitting you right square in the nagon. We were all using our soup and our poop bucket as one. Did you ever do stone soup at school? For the 18th time, I never did stone soup at school. Have I spoken about stone soup? Yes. That's one of my favorite memories. Stes so good.

It was, it tasted so good, but it was just dirt. I'm getting hungry. I need some sewn soup. Oh, I didn't put you on to my new. soup for breakfast. I'm already on board, so... It's just like, why are we doing cereal instead of soup? Soup has so many more nutrients and it's the same thing in a bowl.

I agree with you, so. Chicken soup for breakfast. I did it the other day. It was awesome in a mason jar. It's crazy that people think gazpacho is the only cold soup. I eat cold soup all the time. Oh, my God. Are you having oxygen poisoning?

Any soup can be cold. No, I'm having zinc poisoning. Oh, I want like a hearty... stew. Oh. It's sad because we should be like, is he laid out this beautiful document for us of like conspiracy theories and we're sitting here talking about stew.

It's like. My conspiracy theory. But we tried to talk about Titanic. We're too dumb. Oh my gosh. No, we're not dumb. No, we're not done. We're so smart thinking about soup for breakfast.

I think that we're just like tired of societal norms saying no cold soup. Only gazpacho. False. I'll have cold chili. I don't give. I don't give. I literally said last night. because I got fried rice,

I wish there was an option to get it cold from the get-go. Yeah. Yeah. I like sushi left over. Oh, that's, well, the rice is hard. Well, the rice... And it tastes fishier.

Sue me. I think that's... Tasting fishier is not a big deal for a guy like me, though. So that's fine. Oh. Whatever. But did you know that, like,

room temperature rice can kill you in cold blood? No, it can. Yes, it can. room temperature rice can kill you. If you take anything away from the podcast today. What do you mean room temperature rice? Can we hit it? Can we hit...

Rice that cools down? Rice that hits room temperature can kill you. Yep. Look at this. Eating rice left out at room temperature for too long. For too long. Can cause food poisoning, but it's very rare for the food poisoning to be fatal. Any food poisoning can be fatal, technically.

Uncooked rice can contain bacteria, bacterial, bacteria called blank that can survive cooking and grown to bacteria, produce toxins. When left out of room temperature, these toxins can cause food poisoning with symptoms like nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, which usually appear... Connor, you can get food poisoning from anything that's left out for too long. I know, damn it. I got rid of so much fried rice because I thought, oh, crap, it's too dangerous to eat. Crap!

Well, I've been living in fear because of the deep state. Throw out rice and other starchy foods that have been left out of room temperature for more than a couple hours. Hell no. We won't go. I know that there is a side of... the internet that thinks this way and perhaps it is proven by science but our ancestors left food out for so long and they died at 22 right we keep coming back to that don't we yeah but that's

because they mix the poop in the soup buckets the poop in the soup and the gaspacho that was the original gazpacho that was the original stone soup kidney sound soup oh my gosh I keep picturing every time we talk about kidney stones turning into like necklaces i keep picturing like you know you put popcorn as like tinsel around the christmas tree like what if you did that with don't with kidney stones that'd be hot charlie charlie charlie um xxx no the christmas charlie brown brown just dropped his new album what is there a remix to that one ding ding ding ding ding we'll have to listen to the bonus and see if there's a trap version of that one where he's like running and trying to kick the football.

Yeah, and it's like Charlie Brown at the boiler room set. Where is the boiler room? It's in London. Is it really? Yeah. And there's one in New York. I would love to go to the boiler room. All the time I'm like, I don't want to go to an EDM concert,

but the boiler room will have me sweating with my C&B, shaking around. I'd be aaring out with my C out like this. I'll stay home. Oh, hush. I would love to see you at a boiler room set. No, but I do want to go

to a rave with David Archiletta. Oh, you're all talk, sister. You will not walk the walk. If David has a rave for me to go to, I'll go with him. Crickets. David's been real quiet. David has been real quiet.

Check on David. Check on your friends. Check on your friends. You never know what they're going through. Let's see one more conspiracy theory. Okay. I am convinced that hashtag TBT was invented by the government to get us to post pictures of ourselves

when we were young pre-social media so they can improve facial recognition technology. I am like completely convinced this and as well as in addition to 23 and me just us sending in our DNA. Yeah. Like that's, I don't know why they would need our DNA? Like, are we thinking that they're going to colon us? Wait.

They could be coloning us. They could be colloning us and making fresh scents. Yeah. DNAs. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. So sorry. That reminded me of something that I've been dying to talk about on this podcast. So I got on Amazon.com randomly, I was just like on a whim. And I typed in pheromones. Because cousin Logan, I'm convinced, releases these things like animals have fair amounts that make people fair humans have pheromones yeah humans have pheromones too but like animals release them and it attracts more mates and like so to humans i know but women when they're ovulating i know but they you can actually put on additional pheromones i got on amazon just typed in pheromones and they sent me like it's a scam babe a roller tell me who tell me who went to the hamptons put on some pheromones

and it was immediately nominated for people's 2024 sexiest ticotka award yeah with my fairerbones on and i got two free drinks at night when i wore them Don't you always get free drinks? Yeah, but these ones were special because I was leaning in. Today by you're going to my neck. Aren't you always leaning in? I'm always leaning in. Yeah, I do think, I trust me, I have purchased plenty of pheromones in the past.

No, not the, oh, that's them. Yeah. Your instinct, the original pheromone. I think it's literally just like scented oil. Well, it smells good, so that's all I have to say. Yeah, I do. Right. I also want to say on the subject, on the subject of leaning.

Do you know Americans are the only people that lean on stuff? Like in line, if you look around everyone, everyone's leaning. Because we're exhausted from the food that's in our body. The poison that's in their body. But like everyone else, like if you look at a line in like a lot of other countries, they're just standing in line. If I find a pole, lean, railing, lean at the airport. Lean, sitting ideally, but leaning mostly.

I'll lean. If given the opportunity to lean, I will. If there is ever a situation where I'm standing. and there's the option to sit, I will never, ever remain standing. If there's ever an option to lean, to put the weight of my body on one of my legs and lean, I'm not being cool,

I'm increasing my blood flow. I agree. And relaxing. I would say, like, oh, you think you're tough because you stand up straight? No, I'm preparing and saving some of my bodies very limited resources for if I need to fight. by leaning.

So I'm actually being the mega athlete in that situation. You're standing up straight? Good for you. I might have to fight soon. Look at my body. Thank you for letting us now. So if you ever see me leaning,

don't step towards me. I'll square up. Getting ready. Yeah. All right, you guys, I'm going to wrap up. I will too. Oh, okay. Yeah, and thank you for joining us.

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