Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Everything Is Stupid Except Punch and Porch Goose

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

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Three separate days. Three places in California. Give them new. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I have the dates here. On April 3rd, we'll be in San Diego at the Balboa Theater.

On April 8th, we'll be in Irvine at the Irvine Improv. And on the 11th of April, we'll be in Sacramento at Channel 24. And we look forward to seeing you there. Hmm, I kind of have to go to the bathroom, but it's like, I don't know if it's worth it. Because it's all the way over there. It's all the way over there. It's not like at 100%, you know? Well, if you need to take a break, I have so many topics on my notes today.

I bet. You've had a busy few weeks. No, like these are like things that are happening in our world. Oh, okay, those. Yeah. Okay. Well, should I? I'm going to say here. And if I need to go to the bathroom later, I need to go to the bathroom later.

It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. Hey, man. Oh, Izzy, I didn't need, I did not say I had to poop. I did not say that. What is she bringing over to you? That is something you took away. What is she?

She said everyone poops. But I hadn't said anything about poop. So it's actually, Izzy got poop on the brain today. Are we recording? Oh yeah, let's make sure that that wasn't included in the beginning of our episode. No, I liked that. Oh. I do just have to start off by saying something happened on the way here that rocked me.

Oh, hit me with that baseline and hit me in trouble. I saw one of my exes as I was driving here. You know, I was going to ask you that because I'm not, I don't feel like I know what, and I racked my brain on what soup X could mean. Soup? Soup X. I've actually only spoken about it in the bonus. but was I not here no you were completely here spoke about it multiple times to you we engaged

soup x the guy who brought me soup when I was feeling under the weather yes I know him walking down the street we had had a really strong connection over text and I was like I had a really big crush and then I will say it fizzled pretty immediately during meeting and after meeting as well. But I really want to go back to the way we were before we met. And I'm thinking I could text him two things right now. I also want to flag that it also could have been the fact that I was handing him the bowl of soup and my entire hand slipped into it as I was handing it to him.

And I should have just handed him the one that my, because there were two bowls of soup. One had had my entire fist in it and one hadn't. And I gave him the one that my. my hand it slipped into and said sorry. I think that's completely, that could have been the end. I don't know. I don't know what the end was. I think I understood why it was an end, but I wouldn't know why he thought it was an end.

But anyway, I think I could text him two things. Okay. One, I saw you walking down the street. Two, what happened to us? Okay. Right. I think maybe, what about a hybrid between the two? I saw you walking down the street what happened to us?

No. Hey, what was he wearing today? Like Kim Possible vibes. Like black shirt up top and some khakis? I think so. Okay. I'd say, how can we didn't wear those khakis over to my house? Maybe we need to, maybe you need to wear those khakis over to my house sometime.

Nice. I want to go back to the way we were before we met. Oh, well, then say, how can we even wear those khakis over to my house when we hung out? And then that doesn't... No, no, no. I don't want to draw attention to the fact that we ever met. I want to go back to the way we were. Then say nice khakis.

I can't guarantee that he was wearing khakis. Can't guarantee it. Then nice, nice struck. I'm going to text him that I saw him. Maybe you say, maybe you say, this is crazy. You had some pep in your step. Did you get laid? Yes.

So you're walking down. So you're walking down down sunset. Ding, ding, ding, ding. That's the one. So you're walking down at sunset. You looked chipper. It's just hard when like you have a history like ours. I don't want to open.

I don't want to reopen any old wounds. Yeah. Do you want to know what happened on his end? And if it had anything to do with my hand in the soup? I don't think so. I think like the hand in the soup is something unless, And I don't think you want to, I don't, ultimately, I don't think you want to be with someone who is genuinely turned off permanently by a little hand in there. I know, but I wonder, I need to know if that's what it was, you know?

I think so. I really like, but I'm serious. I don't think that that would be. He ate the soup. Of course he ate the soup. Then there's no way it was that. Yeah. No.

I don't think you eat the soup. I'll text him. I don't think you eat the soup. Like that reminds me of a time when I was at my friend's house and this was in like high school and her dad made clam chowder. And this was chicken noodle. So it's not like I put a fist in his clam chowder if you know what I mean. I do know what you mean. A fist in the clam chowder is different because there's a lot of like residuals that are that follow.

Then it not only becomes the issue of I put my hand in your soup, it's your chowder got in my hand, you know? Now I'm dealing with the chowder on my hand. Yeah, there's like, that's a double issue. Brooke, I want you to, I want you to consider the fact that like the viscosity of, of a, of a chicken noodle. Good word. Yes, that came to me in the, in the form of syrup from like high school.

The viscosity of a soup, a chicken noodle versus imagine if it was clam chatter on your couch. Where would you wipe it on your newly sweater? Exactly. You'd have chowder all over you. I would have to lick it off of my fingers. You'd have to lick it. Yeah.

And that is something you can't come back from. Which could be sexy. Sucking clam chowder off my fingers? Sure. Now my friend's dad. Okay, now that is hot. When my friend's dad sucks the clam chowder off of his finger after he had tried to get me one extra chunk because he was scooping.

And he dropped the chunk. So he grabbed the chunk, put it in my bowl. I didn't know we said in the C word today. I don't know how else I would explain that part of the chowder. Are chants clams? Because, you know, I like won't even, I've never had clam chowder. I won't go near it. I remember the chowder being good, but I couldn't get past the fact that he had these fingers.

Ooh. Yeah. You don't forget someone's fingers. You don't forget clam chowder fingers. No. That's something that sticks with you. Yeah. So the chunks are clams.

Yes. Let's just call it what it is, clam. Oh. Yeah, so my friend's dad was tossing his clam over to my bowl. And he was licking clam off his fingers. Anyways, it was really good. I do remember being like, it was one of those things where... I like clams.

Well, it was one of those things. I don't really know what the chowder is. That's my... And I'm a big texture person, you know that. And so it was my first time with the chowder. It was my first time with a clam. And the combo of the two, it was kind of like I had already been invited over for dinner. I'd already said yes, they're Italian.

What am I to do? I can't leave. They would take it very personally. So I just sucked it up. I ate the chowder. I watched her dad lick his fingers. And I enjoyed it. I didn't enjoy the fingers.

I just enjoyed the chowder. Yeah. Yeah, no, I know I would like it. I like clams. Oh, I don't see. Clams and cream don't seem to be a natural mix. It doesn't see. Yeah, when you really start thinking about it, it's like, how did we get here?

But lobster biscus really good. And it's similar. But to me, lobster and cream makes a lot more sense than clam and cream. Yeah. Lopter and cream. Yeah, I can see that because it's just a butter base. Yeah. Anyways.

What kind of notebook do you have in your hands? Any of the moral of the story, I do think I'm going to text him later. I'll let y'all know what happens. next week. Or I'll text him in the bonus. I brought all of my notes. Yeah, what kind of notebook is that? I'm so into like, I'm usually not like a brands girl. When it comes to notebooks, let me know. I think it's leatherology. Okay. Not familiar with that. Which is weird. It's, there's no lines on it. So that's something that's new to me. It's an A6, isn't it? Huh? It's an A6, isn't it? I don't know. I'm not as in touch with the, I think it's. I think it's. I

I'm liking this, though. It was really nice to have it written out and I could do arrows and stuff. Yeah. Which is helping me keep track. Now, I think that this is a notebook someone would find maybe if I leave it behind in a taxi or something, they go, we have a case on our hands that we need to. Whoever's a notebook this needs to be on a list. Ooh, tell me what's in the notebook.

Okay. Well, the first thing that happened was this morning I was at a coffee shop and this girl was on her phone. Okay. And she goes, yeah, and then he asked me to share three fun facts. What was this? Like a team building exercise? So I think my understanding was, okay, there was a couple things.

I'm like, team building exercise. I'm assuming it was a date. Yeah, I am too. Okay, you're on a date. The young man asked you, please share three fun facts about yourself. I can't remember the last time I did this. I do know that it, for me, it sends me into fighter flight. Because one, I have a competitive side where it's like.

When someone asks you this, it sends you into fighter flight? When you're going around in a circle and everyone's facts are like, I do feel like this is the narcissist Olympics where it's like I do want to have like a very cool fun fact, but I also don't want to be like try hard and you also don't want to do that like name dropy thing. Like there was one time in Barbados when I was deep sea fishing with, you know, the Kennedys or something. And you just want to, I don't know, like drop these bombs. But then you also want to be like this person that's like, I don't know. What would you do if you were on a date?

I think I'd throw my hands into some soup Just as a distraction Just like as a Yeah to change change the subject I have I always hated that I've never had a fun fact Okay let's just like no pressure Do three fun facts

No I knew you were gonna do that I don't have any Yeah Brooke you do like and you know what's funny Is I remember I always remember like grade school where people would be like I'm double jointed And then they'd show you the grossest shit in the world Yeah

Wrists And so you shouldn't Your wrist is broken That's actually something that you need to go to the doctor for. I used to say I was double-jointed because I could like bend my thumb back. But like everyone can do that. No, I can't. I can't do that.

Well, I barely can either. Like, it's not like I can touch it to my arm. I can just bend it a little, like as you do with thumbs. But I really don't have any fun facts. I think if I were to share a fun fact, it would be like there was one time. with like a little like there's been several times actually where I think I've been very close to having a breakthrough with an animal communication wise but I don't know if that's like has enough I don't know if that holds enough weight to share because I haven't had it yet I do think that it will happen and I'm saying that with my chest I think like I think I might have made up my fun fact that I have and it's also like kind of like name dropy so I don't really want to like you lie? No, I just, it might be true, it might not be true.

Okay. Can you share it? Yeah, I guess I can. When I was, like, young, I used to be really good friends with M. Night Shyamalan's daughter. Oh. And I think that, like, we were, like, drawing or something. And I'm pretty sure he used the drawings, like, in one of his movies, like, on the kids' walls. but also it might not have.

Might not have happened. I think it might have been in signs if there's kids in signs. I mean, that's pretty much that's one of the more fun facts that I've heard. But I'm saying like it also could not have been my art. I think that... It could have just been hers.

I don't know where I got that idea that it was mine as well. Well, I think here's what I think... Like, I'm assuming someone must have told me that. Like, I don't think I just made that up, but... I think even if it's not entirely true, the sentiment is there. I think that in some way you might have influenced Shamalan Jr. And the way her world was shaped.

And then in a way, you were her muse for this movie. Like, I do think it would be impossible if you ever interacted with this young woman for your soul not to be interpreted into her piece as well. So I don't think that's entirely a lie. You could say I was her muse. Well said. For uncut jims. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, then that is kind of a fun fact. Yeah. I don't think I have. I think that's a really good, like, journal prompt that, like, you can sit with for a while. I also think it's interesting how the fun facts evolve as you grow up. Like, I think that's a really, really interesting one right now.

Yeah. Whereas double jointed kind of fades into the background these days. Right. That's so true. What happened in that community? I do want, if anyone's in like a professional office setting right now and they're like, yeah, I can, my thumb can touch the back of my forearm. Right. Yeah, we've outgrown.

Double jointed is definitely the same energy as leap year birthday. For sure. Yeah. Something that was like a big brag in elementary school that might not necessarily still land. That's an interesting one, Brooke. And I did also like I weep for the double jointed because they've lost their they've lost their thing. You know, what a shame. Yeah.

If you're double jointed and you're listening to this, just know that we see you. And I hope you're doing okay because that must be hard. Well, if some guy dislocated his shoulder in front of me like at a party, like I'd still be like that's pretty sick, man. You know? That's not double jointed. That man is injured. I don't know. Like, hey, can I ask you a question?

Yeah. What is double jointed? Brooke, no clue at all. Like, we can just claim we're double jointed, like, all we want. But at the end of the day, what is it? I think it's like... Because I've been claiming it because my thumb can just, like, move in certain ways. I think it's this.

That's what I thought. See how mine's kind of jumping. Yeah. But I think everyone does it. Double jointed is a common term for joint hypermobility. a condition where ligaments are more elastic, allowing joints like fingers, elbows, or shoulders to move beyond normal range.

So dislocating your shoulder would be double-jointed. No, no, no, because that's not flexibility. You are broken. But you have to get to the point where you can dislocate it, which is moving it past its normal range. So you're double-jointed until it's dislocated. Your double-jointed nature has gotten you a dislocation. You jointed too close to the double.

Yeah. What talks about people that have a dislocated shoulder is that they can just like sneeze and it pops out moving forward. Have you ever dislocated anything? Yeah. It really hurts. Something in my arm. I fell off a fridge. Oh, what were you doing on top of the fridge?

We were moving. I was very young and I had climbed onto like the trailer that we had put the fridge on and it was in the parking lot and I was up on top of the fridge like punched the monkey. And I was pulling leaves off the tree. And one was really tough. And I was like, I'm going to get this one. And I pulled, pull, pulled. It gave. I flipped off the fridge, snapped my arm.

E. Yeah. One time my sister was hopping over a fence, she falls. Her elbow pops out this way. So like the way your elbow bends, imagine it bending. Inverse. Inward.

And I see it. I scream. She screams. She hits it like this. Pop. Pops it back in. I run her over to my dad. I'm like, her elbow just went this way.

And he's like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're in the back of the car. He's driving us home. She just goes like this, kind of like stretches it, stretches it, stretches it. Because it almost felt like we dreamed it. She gets right here, just pops right back out this way. We're all screaming.

And then she again goes, pop. Twice she relocated it. She probably had a nursemaid's elbow. Sure. What did you say? Nurse maids elbow. What does that? I don't, I think it's when you're a kid and you keep dislocating your elbow.

Because that's what I had. Painful elbow injury in children under six caused by sudden sharp pull on an extended arm such as lip blah, blah, blah, blah. The ligament slips out of place causing the child to refuse to move their arm, which is usually held straighter, slightly bent. You're treated by healthcare professional with a quick, gentle manipulation, usually resulting in immediate pain relief and restored my ability, though it may occasionally reoccur. That's what I had. I think I dislocated it three times.

That means someone was kind of yanking you around. Well, yeah, once it was pop up, he was so sad. That was a really sad thing to happen. Oh. And then once it happened at a roller skating party, but no one was pulling on it. Well, once you're, once you're, once you. Because I think, yeah. Once you go nurse made, you never go.

I think it was the initial that was a pull. Well, damn, I'm glad you're, I'm glad we have you here today. Thank you. Do you still have it right now? Are you nursemaid? No, it was like when I was really young, like kindergarten. Oh my gosh. Well, that's a key aspect of nursemaids.

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We are so bad. It always sneaks up on you. I feel like it does happen too soon. No, this one is the good one. No, I know, but like, to me, daylight savings signifies like spring is coming, but like it's not. I see. Like, it will still be snowing in New York after daylight savings, probably. I know.

It's really, really nasty right now. It's like everything's so wet. Were you home for the blizz? Yeah, it was really cool. The blizz was cool because it wasn't that cold. Oh, really? No, also, I'm not drinking sparkling water on the today's episode. so that I won't burp because I do feel like everyone at least one episode.

What? You just burped. It was just a natural of natural causes. Yeah. That did. That kind of is what brought it up. I did want to address that burp. That was from,

that was beef, but that was not sparkling water. I like your sweater a lot. Thanks, Brooke. Look at this. And I do want to, I do want it's a full zip knit.

Isn't that kind of fun? Yeah, I love that. Thank you. I got to get you one. Now I want to say, it's reminding me, I am so horned up for love story, the JFK Jr. story.

Honor, do you think that's not the first note in my Hobanichi? And mine. I knew you would be. This is the type of glamour and intrigue that you have been yearning for. Praise be. These are like these people, this is celebrity. This is, this is, yeah, and this is like the celebrata that I like where it was like, we're not normal people. They are not.

look at them and I'm that one we are not the same species two like I'm embarrassed to have even existed on the same plane as them for even a short time they to me and you don't read like akatar and shit like that but the species of kind of humans that in there are there's humans and then there's the fe the fairies the high fe which are like an elevated type of human that kind of like they just have this jina se qua like they're just ha hotter and better in every way. To me, Carolyn and JFK are high fay. Does that make sense?

Yeah. And then you have the fray. Great band. Yes. Completely separate. Completely now that's a whole different. That's a story for a different day. I would love to see them in concert.

I am so like this show is so good. I am intoxicated by these people. Brooke, you need to come to New York, please, soon. We have, it's taken over. the way people are dressing. Or maybe I'm just like for aware. Oh, I've seen that. I am walking.

Brooke, I put on my pea coat today. It's cold out. Put on my peat coat. I popped the damn collar. And I wore a knit. I knit underneath. I was like,

oh, like I didn't even do this on per. It was kind of like subconscious where I was like, I'm actually not going to wear a hoodie under this p coat. No, they're infiltrating the minds and bodies of everyone. Do you think you'll get one of those like backward caps?

No, because I think I'll look like Michael Rappaport. I know my limits. I mean, it's just like I am completely like, yeah, they are not human to me. It's so weird. And I guess that's exactly what everybody was experiencing at the time that they were alive. Like they are royalty. And it's like hard. It's really almost impossible not to be swept up in it.

Like my whole explore page is JFK Jr. So like obviously I'm loving the show. I understand like if this was a time when we were like this is the closest we've had to royals, right? It is. And I feel it in my bones. And I don't feel that way towards like the British royals. Like I'm just like, what are you guys on? But then I see them and I'm like, I would like to follow their every move.

I get it. It's not. And it's like it sucks because like you want to be the exact kind of person that Carolyn was and just like not swayed by the Kennedy name. But it's like there's something. It's intoxicating. I can't explain it. I'm intoxicated. Brooke,

I can't either. I mean, I said I was horny. Like you want to be cool, but I can't. Like, thank God that I was not like a sentient being. Right.

At the time, like the peak of this because I would have been like Club Salome. Like I would, I would have been like a person that I don't want to be and have never wanted to be. I mean, could you imagine if they, were to be around during like this, this era, but during social media, that would have been a bloodbath. No, that would have been really bad for everyone involved.

My bloodbath was not the word that I wanted to use there. It just would have been really bad. It would have been, yeah, it would have been very tough. I do want to say really quickly, like, I had to one more time look up, like, when this was set, because the actual way it's written is very much like, it's how we talk still. like he's like suck my ass i'm like wait were they saying suck my ass in the 90s you think they were doing like full like times of yore in the 90s like have we come full circle to saying suck my ass i don't think i don't think anyone said suck my ass in this show i promise you they said suck my

ass because this is stuck with me really yes yeah they were speaking like we were alive we were babies i don't see my parents ever i ever oh uttering suck my ass. Well, that's it, that your parents are Southern. This is very, these are New Yorkers. My parents are not New Yorkers for sure. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. That was my only notice. I mean, I just think this is just like, this is just like fun. You know,

the TV's, TV's getting fun, you guys. Something also that's interesting is I'm having a really challenging time separating the actors from the real people, which is not something that is usually a problem for me. What do you mean? Like, I'll see it. Like when I watch, I'm like, this is, this is JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bissette.

Like, I'm not watching actors playing these people. I'm watching the two of these, like, documentary style. Do you feel refreshed in a way that, and again, this is one of those things that I might be just out of the loop for, but I do really like that I didn't know these actors. I didn't know either of them. What you've been saying and a lot of people have been saying, and I think this and heated rivalry have, have. really proven it to be true. Like we need new people. We need new faces. We need new faces. Yeah, because when it's the same people over and over, you just, you know them and you

project their past characters, their personalities onto them. We have these like beautiful, clean slates and such talent. There is so much talent out there that is yet to be untapped as we've seen. And I'm just glad that that we are utilizing that. I like it. And I also, like I have that thing where I walk into a theater or a, I, I sit down to watch a show, and I am projecting someone's entire IMDB onto their new character, and it pulls me out.

And seeing this, new faces, new spaces, wide open places, it's so refreshing. I love it. I'm so excited. This is just like, I really think, I agree. I think he did rivalry in this. It's opening up like a new window for new characters for us. I'm so excited. I'm giddy about this.

Yeah. And you know what? Like the two people that I do know, Grace, Scummer and Naomi Watts was Jackie. Like I was having a harder time. Like I was like you're not Carolyn Kennedy, Caroline Kennedy

and you're not Jackie. I know who you are. Right. But whereas these Sierra Pigeon and Paul, I'm like you are who you're playing. Yes. Paul Anthony. How nice that we're on the same page, Brooklyn.

Paul Anthony Kelly. Here's what I'll say about him. Yeah. Have you seen him out of character? I haven't seen him really genuinely with, I'm saying, in full honesty, I have never seen this man in my life besides on the TV in this show. In the interviews, it's like, and this was happening to me with Hudson and Connor too because they're just like good actors, but I'm like, whoa, you are not, you're actually

not JFK Jr. He's so different. He's so, like, soft-spoken and mild-mannered and, like, kind of like, artsy. Like he has an earring and like glasses and like curly hair. Like he could live in silver league. He could live in silver lake. But yeah, it's crazy.

I also think that this will mean something to only a few people. I think he's the only one qualified to play Resand in an Akitar adabash. I know that translated to me. Did it? Because I've been looking for that person. We've all been looking for that person. There've been a few question marks. We found our, we found our Reese.

That's, I'll just say that. Brooke has thrown her hat in the ring. I will just say that about that. Well, well said. Thank you. He is high fay. They are high fay to me. High fay.

Yeah. They're not to be free. Yeah. Not to be complete with the fray. Yeah, I'm, I'm really excited. It's so nice to be excited about TV. It's so awesome. I love when people are all watching the same thing.

Me too. It reminds me of a simpler time. Yeah, like Tiger King. Yes, thank you. Yeah. And Outer Banks. I don't know if you were on board with Outerban. No, not my show.

Not my kind of show. I just think of Outer Banks. It was like so the Goonies vibes for me when I first watched it. And it was like me and my roommates every single day sitting on the couch, same time, same place. So nice. Yeah. But I was also watching a lot of Love Island, UK, during that time, which does bring me to a space in my heart that I really miss. watch you keep watching it

it's passed and I just like people started watching Love Island US and I I didn't like that I didn't like when everyone started watching that it was kind of this like safe space in the UK that no one else was watching and it was like fun

and there was no thing around it nothing against people that watched US I just took me out it removed me interesting so were you inundated we haven't talked in so long that Punch the Monkey has been brought into the world. I don't know Punch. Oh, you don't.

I saw my first thing about Punch last night, but didn't look into it. So what did you see? There's just that there's a monkey named Punch. So Punch is this like little baby that's being reincarnated into, or not reincarnate. What is the? I don't know. I don't know Punch. Izzy, can you help me?

I'm sorry. What were you looking for? being not reincarnated that's when you die um okay i can do this what are the context stated reintroduced but not in that way he's trying to be re-in something to the the new troop of monkeys because he's been raised reintegrated reintegrated yes kind of i don't know whatever you know what I'm saying. I don't. That's the thing. Okay, so he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

oh, yeah, reintegrated. He was an outcast. No, well, he was abandoned by his mom, I'm pretty sure, and so they raised him with a little plushy he's adopted as his mother. Look, what the fuck is their problem? These other monkeys. It's just like, and then I'm like, why are we, take

this baby out, like, maybe we just make an exception and have this be a domesticated monkey. Yeah. That's, that's where I'm at. I will raise that as my own. Oh my God. I'm going to throw up. I'm throwing up. It's just like, I don't know. Oh my God.

Where is he now? So he's being, he got his first hug this morning. From who? He's received a hug. From who? I don't know the name of the hugger, but. Was it a monkey? It was a monkey.

Yes, not a man. Brooke, you need to see when the humans come in the, like, punch runs over and jumps on their leg. Like, he's seeking shelter. He has so much comfort in this plush. as many adults, I think, do. But it's, he's, he's figuring it out. I don't know.

Just like everyone's saying, like, now these monkeys are sensing that there's so much love being, like, pushed on to Punch that now they're feeling it. And, and now they're clout chasing punch. Oh, my God. But look at Punch here. Oh, my God. I can't watch. Those two monkeys, they have a, those, those, they need to go to monkey jail. I'm going to kick their ass, their monkey ass.

I would really... Oh, who was that? What's going on? Look at this. Is he back? He's back in the game. He's so back. Punch is so back.

So that, that picture there brings out like a sort of primal feeling in my stomach that makes you want to throw up and then sob and then just find this baby. I agree. Oh my, I would drop my, I'm not kidding. I would drop my, and I just met Punch a few seconds ago, I would drop my entire. entire life for punch. I would move to where he lives to take him under my wing. China. Like all eyes on punch. Yeah. Oh. Where does punch live? China. Japan. Japan. Oh, Japan. I would move to Japan. Why did I think it was China? Um. He's plushy. Oh my gosh. It's so sad.

What Austin talks in the first place? I just like, No, don't watch. There's a video of them fighting. I can't. Please don't pull it up. Yeah, I can't believe you didn't. I can't believe this wasn't on your FY. It was as of this morning,

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VALUESAX27. Wall Supplies last. Selection varies by location. See associate or Lowe's.com for details. So sad. Did you see porch goose? No, I didn't see porch goose. I was going to look that up. I forgot. I think porch goose is less viral than punch. But oh my god, I saw this video

last night. This girl basically she kept driving by this house a few streets down that had this porch goose. And she also had a porch goose at her house so she felt very connected. What do you is it a goose that's on your porch? Kind of just like a goose

like a statue of a goose that lives on the porch. So she began like dropping off like clothes to dress the porch goose in because she had clothes for her porch goose as well. And she like had just these tender feelings for the old couple that owned this porch goose, you know, porch goose and porch goose. Porch goose sees porch goose.

And one day she got some, she saw something, she got something back. Somebody dropped a bag off for her for the porch goose. It was a bomb. No, it was not a bomb. It was an obituary. Oh, shit. From the daughter of the elderly couple. And a note that was like my dad just passed, but like, please know that like in his last

months, like, you brought him so much joy. And the clothes that you, I'm going to start crying. The clothes that you dropped off like for Porch Goose. Like he showed like my kids, like his grandchildren. Like it was just such a staple in the last few months of his life. It brought everyone together. Like you made us so happy. Like, and, you know, my mom, his wife, like, passed like a few years ago and she loved porch goose so much that this really like brought up the best memories of her um and like here i want you to have this and she gave her like her mom her late mother's like cookbook that was like the mom loved geese so it was like mama goose like her her cookbook and it was annotated yeah and look watch i've reposted i don't know if i should watch this the girl's just like

like she's so emotional about it and it truly is just like one of the like this is what humanity like it should be about like it's these like little things that like bring us together that are just this is this is what this is the human spirit to me just watch the beginning okay because there's this like elderly couple like two blocks away from me that have a concrete porch goose and I've been dropping them off porch goose outfits like anonymously it feels so silly for crying but I've been like writing them little notes like love your friends on Melody Lane no and they found my house by finding my porch goose because I told them I had a porch goose and I've never met these people and they just dropped

me off something and just like drove away and I'm about to open it hey there's a card oh oh my god oh my god oh my god what do you mean they died What do you mean to let you know that the goose owner passed away earlier this month? Okay. Dad was so tick. This is not deaf. Like, I mean,

Dad was so tickled. The guy could have put a shirt on before he, like. He didn't know. He didn't know that he was about to go completely virus. Lease he could do that pulled me out of it. He did not know he was about to go mega viral. Sorry.

I literally almost went. No, he's not dead. He's behind you. Okay. Anyway, that's good goose. Well, that is just about the sweetest thing you could ever see. Yeah. It makes me want to drop off.

Oh, my God. Lord knows we could need a little, we could use a little positivity, huh? Yeah. Just yeah. Yeah, we could use some positivity. Yeah, you know why I need a little positivity? Why? Because twice in the past two days. I've walked into a restroom, gone to wash my hands, lotion.

That's bad. Don't put the lotion next to the sink. Put the soap next to the sink. Lotion second. Listen, I'm on your side. I'm washing this lotion off my hand. Why don't want this come off my hand? Lotion.

I'm sure it's nice, too. Now it's down the same. I actually don't think it should be in the same place as the soap. Like, it should be in a different area. Locian just right outside the door of the bathroom to me. Or even like on a little table. A lotion table. What are you going to do these days?

There's so much wrong in the world, including people putting lotion next in first. What is you going to do? Pardon me. I mean, where do we go from here? I have so much on here. I actually have a lot to say too, believe it or not. But you, you like went to the Olympics. Yeah, I went to the Olympics.

The Olympics were lovely. It was so amazing. Thank you to Team USA. We won a ton of medals. that was just the coolest thing you could probably ever do. It'll probably be my one and only time going to the Olympics. So pinch me. That was just like the coolest thing ever,

especially at being in Italy. And especially we knew a handful of the athletes, which was so cool just from Jake who came with me. He's skied with these people growing up with these people. It was just the coolest thing ever. Like pinch me, pinch me, pinch me. I thought obviously the finals in hockey were pretty, funny. Like, did you see the whole

the men's team just go in and... Funny. Yeah, I thought that it's funny how you could fuck that up so bad. They're so stupid. It was just like unbelievable. And then so we've already, I mean, that's been covered a thousand times. It's just like, oh my gosh.

It also just pisses me off like beyond belief because like you had, like, heated rivalry set you up for the... Brooke, that's what I was going to say. Like, all eyes... All. eyes on you like literally like you had the best footsteps to follow in you were set up for like

to be adored and you fucked it up immediately do you have to take i mean i do you have to take a phone call from the president when you're celebrating the Olympic gold medal like what are you like just enjoy your team like what and then the film and then obviously you we pick up like cash patel is in there or head of the c is it CIA or FBI FBI FBI? our head of FBI is in their chugging beers in the locker room. You better have been looking for Nancy Guthrie in all of those lockers before you chugged that beer. Like, what are you doing there? You know what I mean?

I had a dream that, oh my God, I don't know if I should say this. It's like not in good taste. We know your heart, Brooke. But I had a dream like Nancy's disappearance was part of the rehearsal season three. And Nathan Fielder was behind it. I don't know if I should say that. But it was just a dream. It was just,

it was all a dream, yeah. Obviously, that's not the case. No. At all. Not even. But that was something that I dreamed about. It's so amazing that we haven't found her.

It's also so amazing that it's national, national news and our head of the FBI is in Milan. Everything is stupid, except for porch goose. And punch. And punch. Just interesting. It feels like we're kind of on our own.

And also, JFKG, the love sort of also. Yeah. Great show. It's hard to fall that up. I'll be honest. Because I have to pee now too. Can we take a quick intermission to pee?

Yeah. If you're going to push through, I'm going to push through too. No, mine sucked itself back up, but you should go pee. Oh, you put your pee back in the chamber? Put your pee back where it came from. So help me. So help me. No, you should go pee.

No, I'm okay. I did want to say that whatever was on my way. What? I didn't have to pee. You never had to pee. to pee? What were you going to do? The other thing. Okay. You had to pee. What? Um, you had to pee. Um, I do want to say on my way to Milan, I was, I was flying through Paris because I was in Vancouver, um, doing a show and I love Vancouver. Thank you so much Vancouver for coming to the show. It was so much fun.

Just for last Vancouver. It was a blast. Um, um, flew through Paris. I get to Paris, okay. This is the most organized I've ever been for any trip in my life. Okay? I have snacks in my bag. I have vitamins in my bag. I have lotion. And I get to Paris to board the flight. I needed my passport, so I put it right into my tote bag. My tote bag was an extra carry, like a purse type situation because I checked my bag. So I had the tote bag on my arm and a backpack on my back. I go to my backpack's up above, tote bags on the ground in front of me. Obviously it's like open, you know? It's an open mouth tote, as most totes are. No zipper. And so I go to get off and I put my tote bag on my seat and I put my backpack on and I'm scurring off the plane. I realize when I get into the gate right off the plane that I'd left my tote back on the seat, passport in tote.

They go, you cannot go back on the plane. I go, well, I totally understand what you're saying. Can you go back on the plane? They go, no, we cannot go back on the plane. And they're French, by the way. French, bless your heart, French. But I, you don't like me and I understand why. but I they sent me they see you have to go talk to my colleague they send me their colleague

goes you need to go to customer service customer service says we'll go check to see if it's there I go it's not really a check situation I know it's there I boarded the plane my passport's on the plane I didn't have it when I exited the plane I don't have my toe my toot's on the plane my toad on the plane so anyways it took them five and a half hours to locate it now they said you should just go do something and I said should I go to like the city of should I go see the Eiffel Tower they go yeah you should definitely like you have time because they pulled the plan they put when you get off the plane

and get like just walk it. It was one of those things usually like I've done that before and you just have to wait until everyone's off the plane. They told me to get out of here like essentially like I was trying to gather tone of voice but I don't think there's any tone of voice that's essentially like oh baby like hang on baby

we'll get you baby like we'll take care of you baby the French don't have that like nurturing the French that I spoke to. Yeah. And it was kind of like, the third time I went to customer service, like, hey, can you just give me like a piece of information that gives me hope? And like an ETA, something, they go, no, wait there and we'll wave you over when it's ready. So it's kind of like one of those, this is out of my hands. I'm helpless type situations. Finally, they locate it. The next flight out was 9 p.m.

I had arrived at 8 a.m. in Paris. So I just spent the night. My next flight was 9. So I spent the night in Milan, but it worked out. But it, to have that on my first night in Milan? Yeah. How did you get to Milan? I, my flight out of Paris was 9 p.m. So it was just like I missed everything to get to where I needed to go, but flew out at 9 p.m. Wow. That's horrible. I spent the whole day in Paris. It was cool. It was like obviously very cool. I never, never spent the night like Paris. Never got the night Milan before. Yeah. It was a pretty cool experience. But, um, did you leave the airport in Paris? Yeah, no passport. Where'd you go?

Like the city, it's an hour out of away from the airport. Oh, yeah. But I was just thinking, like, to have an inconvenience like that where it's like, this is ruining your day, puts everything into perspective. Do you know what I mean? I genuinely, it's like those types of inconveniences that make you like happy to be alive once you can talk about that. Nothing else could have happened to me. Yeah. That could have been worse.

than that. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? This is good. And there were so many, like, it obviously took me two full days to get where I needed to go. And there was like an eight hour car ride and all these things. But I was like, I'm happy. Like, I'm alive and I have my passport.

And it was just so great for it to happen the first day. I'm like, this is an amazing situation. Yeah. An amazing time. It sucks. It can't be grateful, like, unless something like that happens. Like, I wouldn't be just like so grateful to have my passport. Yeah.

I lost my passport. I also, there's this thing about like going on a trip with your friend. where like these group trips, have you been on like a group trip where you've traveled a long way with like a group of people? Um, I would say I've, yeah, like, well, I'm, you know, I went on that French exchange.

Oh, yeah. In high school. And then recently I've done like two to three to four people in Europe. Yes. Oh, yeah. There's stuff that happens where it's like, oh, this is probably the worst day of my life. But when you're with people,

you want to kill them by like day three. Yeah. You know, but then you come back and it's like, you look back at that and it's like, that was so, like it's like a trauma bond situation. Like now it's funny. That day, like one day this is going to be so funny. That day was not.

But then you're in one, you're in that day now and it's like, oh my gosh, that was funny. Yeah. I totally get you, man. And then you start getting Venmo requests for parts of the trip and it's like, oh, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to come over to your house and drive my car through your front door. Yeah. Oh my God. To receive a VINM request and someone that was your friend.

I get it. You think you know someone and then you get a VINMO request. Wow. Oh my God. Eat the Rich. I get it, man. I really do. Have you seen clavicular? Clavicular? Yeah. No.

Okay. Have you seen, hmm, what would it mean to you if I said completely frame-mogged? Frame-mogged? Frame-mogged? Use it in a sentence? Clavicular completely framed-mogged by ASU frat-Leader. No, use it in a sentence. in a sentence with some other words that I would know. Okay.

Okay. Slay completely frame-mogged me in that photo that we took together. Oh, he completely outdid you. Yes, just by his build. It's about his build or face? The way he's cut. Oh, it's about his, oh, his frame. His frame, but it's also looks maxing.

What do you know about looks maxing? Walk me through looks maxing. Is that the same as Slay, like what Slay would do? Like he just outdoes your look. It's working toward to like look smacks your face where you look better and better and better, but you're doing like ridiculous things to get to that point. Okay. So. So.

Yeah. Oh my. Wait. I got exactly this sentence right. Clivicular got frame mugged by a frat leader. Yeah. Is clavicular a person? He's on the right right there.

Okay. Who is clavicular? He looks like if Killian Murphy had that like normal SpongeBob situation. happen. Who is clavicular? He's on the right. No, who is he? He's a looksmaxer. Are you sure clavicular's not on the left?

No, that's ASU flat leader. Clivocular is... Lusmaxing live stream. It's to achieve the greatest possible level of physical attractiveness. What is he... How far into the process is he, and what has he done? He's months. He's now taking a hammer to his jaw and cheekbones to make them swell like you would get filler done.

So clavicular is promoting his lifestyle to his young audiences. He's like all right. Like. I'm a, I mean like it's hard to not think that, but I don't know. Okay. So I want to let you know that he has publicly stated

that he takes heroin to look slimmer. Yeah. And, um, it's meth. He is supporting Hitler right now. Oh. Right now. Okay, my bad.

Maybe he is all right. And he hit someone with a cyber truck. Everyone has the right to do what they want with their own bodies. But looks maxing. Influencers are promoting toxic masculinity in dangerous values to impressionable youth. This is not okay. I think we can pretty much draw the line on hitting someone with a cyber truck. You know what?

I almost would have drew the line at the heroin and the Hitler as well. Yeah, those are not great. like, resume bullet points. Colvicular got frame mocked by a frat leader. That,

but the frat leader, like that frame is like scaring me. I, but I can't tell if it's the piece that he's wearing that's like making the frame look scary. No,

I think it's pretty scary. Okay. He looks like Larry the lobster. Yeah. So I want to know, and now that you know who clavicular is, I understand why he wasn't on your

he didn't come across your desk. But I do think... That sounds like part of the ear. Well, the clavicle. Oh. And we learned about our ears last week, but I think that I don't imagine a world where S&L

doesn't do a skit about this this week. Because it does seem like something that they would assume they have their finger on the pulse for. Yeah. Clavicular got framed-mogged by a frat leader. Say it again for me a little louder. Say it again for me a little louder.

Clivicular got frame mocked by a frat leader. Clipicular got framed mugged by a frat leader. Coveicular got frame mug by a frat leader. Nice. Like I'm like, what are you maxing right now? I'm hunch maxing. I'm hunched over like a, I'm hunch mogging you. I've been touching my feet the whole episode

and picking the nail polish off of my toes. Your athlete's foot maxing right now. No, I don't have athlete's foot. don't put that in space. Don't put that in people's heads. I'm like UTI maxing over here because I am holding it. Go. No.

I'm sphincter maxing. Go pee and I can tell everyone about my tour because I haven't spoken about it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait, but I want to hear this too. But okay, wait, hang on. Okay, tell them about the tour and then like give me a summary when I come back. Sorry. No problem.

It's not really anything. It's just that I'm going on tour. with, let me get my phone. I haven't touched my phone this whole episode. I'm going on tour with Phoebe, starting on May 26th in New York. Oh, thank you, Izzy. Izzy's pulling it up. Yeah, come join me.

There are still some cities with some tickets available. We're starting off in New York. Let me tell you exactly where I'm going because I'm already, I will be sleepy, but it will be an amazing kind of sleepy. Starting off in New York on the 26th. That's Pub Day. It's Phoebe's birthday. Then going to Philly.

that's where I'm from so that's exciting both of those and Boston Boston's the next day those three are sold out but those are like sold out for good then we're going to Los Angeles Barnes & Noble of the Grove so coming back west then going to Chicago these are sold out I think but with the opportunity to move to a larger venue so keep an eye on that one. There's two in Chicago. There's a luncheon thing, which is the one that I think they're looking to move to a larger venue. And then I think there's one at night with tickets that are still available. Okay. Then we're going to Charlotte. I think there are tickets available for that one. Or it might be sold out. Then I'm going to Louisville. I have not been to Charlotte or Louisville, so I'm excited for that. I definitely think there are still tickets in Louisville. Then going to Dallas.

never been to Texas so that's exciting I think there are tickets there then Austin which I'm really excited about because Connor you know never been to Texas what's the date for Austin because I do want to come up is June 5th that is my sister's birthday I want to come

can I come to that? I would love if you came to that are you freaking kidding me yeah and that one is sold out but I think they are looking to move to a larger venue so keep your eye to feel June 5th you should yeah heading to St. Louis. I've never been there either. I'm not sure about that one. Then we are going to back to Los Angeles. I'll be at Diesel bookstore, which I've actually never been to that location,

which is exciting. And that one is not sold out, but the moderator for that one, which will announce the moderators in a few weeks, I think you will love. So I would get tickets for that one if you want before the moderator is announced. Then heading to Seattle, I've never been there, which I'm really excited to go there. I think there might be tickets available for that one. Oh, you're going to have so much fun in Seattle. This is so amazing. I'm excited. I only have one night in all these places, though. That is kind of hard. That's kind of, that's my experience too. But you get the whole day. And because you get the whole day, like if you're in a place like Seattle, you hit all the touristy spots and it's fun. You know, you get to like be a tourist all day.

But I feel like I'm, I'll get there that like during the day. Like, that's when I'll arrive. usually I try as many, as much as I can, I try to get places the day before. But I have some, I have the show, like I have a, the tour stop the nights before, you know. Oh, wow. It's like everybody. Busy. Yeah. So I don't, I don't know what to do, man.

Well, I don't even, yeah. Then going to Portland, never been there. So that's exciting. Portland, Seattle. That'll be a quick trip. And I do think that one's sold out, but maybe we're going to a larger venue for that one. Can't, can't be too sure. then San Francisco have also never been there.

Have you been anywhere? Although I've been getting yelled at because apparently the location is not actually in San Francisco. So go ahead and make sure you look at the location before booking tickets because some people have been upset at me that they didn't look at the location. So just go ahead and look at that for me. And then back to L.A. and we will be doing a little birthday party on my birthday, June 18th at the Ripped Bottis. So that'll be there too. Yay. And that's it. And I'm very excited. And I hope to see some, if not all of you, there. Appreciate you. Thanks, Millian.

You're completely frame-mogging me right now. I also want to say, what? With my frame? With your newly frame. I also want to say, we are going on a little mini tour that we already talked about. And it will be announced. talk about it? Yeah, I think we'll have posted it live by now. Oh, amazing. So, three little stops to California. We're so excited. It's going to be so much fun. It's already live, so people, sleuths have already found it. We're so excited. It's going to be so much fun. Oh, I can't wait. I've never been to Sacramento before. Oh, look at that. A little graphic. I've never been to Sacramento. I can't wait. Oh, my gosh. To go on April 11th. San Diego. Wow. And San Diego and Irvine. We might have to. Irvine is the one that we did their show at before, right?

Yes. And we're going to reinvigorate it this time. Oh, yeah. Well, sweet. I think we'll see you there. I'm excited to get really comfortable on that stage this time around. Yeah. Frame mugging.

Last time I wouldn't stand up. So I'm looking forward to standing up this time. You were sit maxing. I was sit maxing. No, but I think I dropped my Hobanichi while you were gone. I have something else in there. Oh, yeah. I have a big one if you don't.

One quick thing. my dad was visiting this weekend and I did something that I don't know if you will see but you might I did something with our close personal friend Dylan friend of the family and I was like actually I was very nervous for my dad to be there because I you know I don't know what parents are ever going to say you know like I did I did think my dad was going to say something about like what what could your dad's I thought that he was going to be like where's where Zach? Oh.

And why haven't you called Zach? And I, so I told my dad on the way, like, you may not bring up Zach. What if, what if he just called Zach? My dad? Like, I could see him saying that. No, I know. Like, parents don't understand. Like, sometimes if I'll be like, oh, like, I really, I have a crush on Andrew

Garfield or something. Parents will be like, just email him. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. So I was worried my dad was going to be like, call Zach. So, you know, on the way there, I said, no, you know, we're not doing any. Zach, just, you know, hi, introduce yourself and, you know, that's it.

Because I do, my dad is a big fan of Dylan, like really, really, really cares for the guy. So the other day, he sent me a photo and he was like, here's this photo I took of you and Dylan. Yeah. It's just Dylan and like my foot is in it. Like he had completely zoomed in on Dill only. It's majority Dylan, yeah. And was like, here's this photo of you and Dylan. Dad, you went ahead and you just got Dylan, which is fine and I totally get it.

Like I wouldn't have wanted to be frame-mogged anyway, but it just kind of cracked me up. That's really, I mean, what an experience. Your dad's probably going to tell people about that for a long time. Yeah. Maybe. Well, I'm looking forward to maybe saying it or maybe not. Yeah. Based on what I'm hearing.

Can't stop touching my feet. I have one more thing I want to talk about really quickly. just, I should have slipped it into the TV. I should have probably slipped it into something a little more comfortable, but sure. I, it is like relevant to TV film right now. Yeah. I saw Weathering Heights.

Yes. Um, I want to talk about that in bonus. I did really enjoy it. I think it's special. I do want to shift gears. I have a longer, whoa,

what is going on? I have a longer, um, pretty, pretty like intellectual, ooh, conversation to have about it. it, which everyone I've talked to has been really impressed with my, with my ability to look into

things and connect things, which I'm pretty stoked on because I didn't look anything up about it. Like, I didn't know anything about it. But like, I can draw, this is why I was so good at my essays because I'm really good at symbolism randomly. Okay. I'm excited to hear what you have to say. I love symbols. But, um, king, king, that was kind.

But I also, uh, love it. Okay. Oh, Jacob Lordy. Yes. He's been cast as the new James Bond. I do not like it. I do not understand how someone of his stature can slip quietly through a crowd. If he was slipping through some sort of gala or ball, you'd be like, there's that tall guy with the gun.

You know, I don't see him being able to be sly and slipping around a corner and even doing a back handspring. You know when like spies have to, or not even spies, like if you're breaking into something, there's all those laser pointers going in different directions and you have to like sneak through them as to not active. the laser pointers. Yeah. I want to do that. Okay. Jacob's wingspan alone. Jacob can't do that.

No. Jacob can't slip through lasers. Although he, what can't he do? It's really, he will be able to do it. I think so. Ultimately.

That's your take and the bonus. Yeah. See you then. He might be a great James Bond if things are too high for other people to grab. Like that could be his whole thing is I'm tall James Bond.

Right. I'm tall maxing. Yeah. I'm height maxing. Anyways, I'm just saying, I don't know if they can like, whatever they did for Tom Cruise, I guess he wasn't James Bond, was he? He was Mission Impossible. Well, whatever they do for Tom Cruise where you don't even realize that he's 5'5, they're going to have to do the opposite for Jacob Allory. Like, they're going to have to film from him from above from like, interesting.

Okay, well, that's all I got. Okay. Rest in peace, Eric Day and also, we miss that. That's such a shame. I hate ALS. Fuck, ALS. Like I don't don't even get me started. I know.

Issy, can we put a link in the bio to donate to ALS? I have one to send you. Anyway, donate to ALS. Not to it, but to research. Appreciate it. Thank you. The ALS research. Okay.

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