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Episode Date: January 16, 2025

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My fat ass is going back on tour in like a month, I think. in uh let's no march early march so come see me and maggie winters is going to be joining me on the fibs and friends tour we're going to keep that thing going i'm going to be in salt lake city chicago omaha kansas city oklahoma city virginia beach richmond virginia honolulu hawai and charlotte north carolina charlotte north carolina it's news to me i'm really excited and i'll see you guys there i'll have the link in my ass so Come get it.

It's going to be in my bio. Sorry. Let's get into it. Okay. Hi, everybody. Welcome back to Brooklyn Connor make a podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome to Illyria.

Name the movie. Ella Enchanted. Wrong. Wait, hold on. Welcome, welcome. Wait, you know that that's the Illyrian Mountains. That's the play. That's in for Macon.

Is that what you're talking about? Well, I don't think it's from Agatar. Let's talk about where... Not Agatar. Okay. Let's talk about Anadar and let's talk about where they maybe drew inspiration from. Like maybe Agatar drew their inspo from, she's the man. Perhaps.

But she's the man. You know what that's based off of. The Iliad? Is it 12th night? I know it's Shakespeare. The Odyssey Nope Shakespeare

So that Odyssey was written by O'Desdae Illyria then is I think that was directly taken from 12th night If I'm not wrong

So that's what Maybe where FAM got her What You absolutely do not say That's Shakespeare I don't know why That is Shakespeare

There's a few Like modern remakes Of Shakespeare It's uh She's the man Oh brother where art thou No I'm talking about Like modern

Like completely flipped on its head and made into like something that we can digest via Amanda Binds. He's all that maybe or some. There's a few, few of those. You don't say. Yeah.

Okay, it's 10 things I hate about you. Yeah, wait, I need to dive into some Shakespeare. Yeah, it's really fun. The Lion King? Which one is that based off of Hamlet? Hamlet. Hamlet.

I would start get over it. I've never heard of. Romeo and Juliet, random. A midsummer and night's dream. Yeah, that makes sense. Westside story. No, those are like are Shakespeare. And she's the man.

Can we click on She's the Man and just, I want to see some of the parallels? Yeah. I have not been able to find words. 12th Night is about a girl who has to dress like a man. Because of something. I forget exactly what. Oh my gosh. We are not on Prezzi.com looking at the,

might be the parallel but we watch she's the man in class when we were doing 12th night how nice is that it was nice that is nice um i just don't oh 12th night is the shakespeare yes 12 night is the shakespeare so that's the part that i was not okay okay well that's pretty cool yeah i think maybe they should do that more i think that i like that idea it's never heard to have like some some modern renditions of west side story is the modern rendition of romeo and juliet you don't say yes I do I do say okay I do do

wait which I kind of love because Rachel Zegler is in she's a must-side story and now she's in Romeo and Juliet on Broadway that's her I love her yeah that's awesome I love her too that's really cool okay wow I love stuff like that like I love

a brother where art that was one of my favorite movies never even heard of it it's with George etc Oh, you're probably thinking of Brand Gelden. I'm jinging of Brandgilden. Yeah.

No, it's George Clooney. Yeah, I don't know any of the other people at all. John Goodman, you, I'm sure you know. Yeah, I've heard of John Goodman. He's in like everything. Not like I can name specifically though. If someone has... Like Roseanne or something.

Roseanne, yeah. If someone has not seen, oh, brother, where art thou, because I didn't know that you hadn't... That wasn't just like common knowledge to see, oh, brother where art thou. It is a fabulous movie It's so good And it has one of my favorite songs

That's ever been written ever I think about it all the time I am a man Of readily sorrow We have to listen to it in the bonus It's so good It's gonna give you guys chills If you listen to it

Listen to it today Homework Listen to a man of It's by the soggy bottom boys Oh You surely have heard of this I haven't The SBBs

So George Clooney plays Ulysses, so it's a retelling of The Odyssey. Ulysses Heverett. Yeah, The Odyssey. Written by Odysseus. Fabulous. And how were they writing books back then? There, I said it. What do you mean?

Wait, was Odysseus a real person? Isn't it by Homer? Oh my gosh, who's Odysseus? The character. I was like, was Odysseus like Beyonce? He just had one name. No, I'm sure he has a last name in the book. Odysseus Smith.

I'm sure it's Smith or like Greenblatt. Greenblatt. Okay, who the hell's Homer, though? The author. He's Beyonce. He's Beyonce. Oh, he's a, he's, no face card on Homer. No.

His card has been declined. We're going to have to pay. Okay, wow. He is bugly. Homer is bugle Sorry Homer if you're listening Like what time Oh this is like BC

BCE 8th century How did the Odyssey make its way And how do we understand it Oh wait is it translated from Greek? I don't want to move on Yeah we can't do this This is not this is simply like

This is like a little bit Like one degree removed From what we're able to digest On this podcast I will say I got a guasha That's more our speed Are you liking it? No, it hurts so bad.

I think I'm doing it wrong. Yesterday I did it. And, you know, I wanted to look a little... Snatched. I wanted to look a little put together. I've been eating a lot of Chinese food in my bed. So I needed to bring my swelling down from that. And so I got this guasha and I got some something seed oil, whatever.

It's like I'm not ingesting this specific seed oil, but I'm just putting in my face. and I'm doing this thing ow ow ow and I'm not really looking at some point you figure out at some point you figure out the motion so I'm like I don't even need to sit in front of the mirror

and do this like over wherever you bring shit up from your neck and then you do the jaw and you do something here and then you bring it all down I look at my face in the mirror afterwards it looks like I have been hooking up with a Dyson air vac

and I have hickies all over my body all over my face I look like I have been you got hickies from your gouache I got just absolutely bruised sucked off from the gouache to the I look like j leno when he fell down that hill oh my god I was black and blue and red all over I had no idea yeah um what's black and blue and red all over uh Jonathan in a sweater cute and a red sweater yeah that's cute but a newspaper there's no blue in a newspaper Oh you said black and blue? Yeah I didn't I didn't have Sorry I heard black and black

I didn't have an answer to you So not Jonathan Um Wait really quick before we move on Just want to address I wasn't even ready to move on From La Chah No just kidding I was

I just want to address the fires Yeah we should Because It's just so horrible I'm like in In complete shock Yeah So that's been scary

After last week after last episode, I went to San Diego just as a precaution, even though the Palisades are not near me. And if you listen to the bonus, I'm telling Brooke, a nuke would have to go off for the West Hollywood to catch on fire.

But I was obviously panicking and like, just terrified. Went home and then my friends and I evacuated to San Diego just like as a precaution. As you were saying, look, the fires weren't near me. It was probably like just really being safer than sorry. but the second we got to San Diego

Runyon was ablaze which is like two miles from my house I truly thought I was gonna wake up the next morning with no house I know truly that one was contained but it really is just like so scary and I'm thinking

so much about the people who've been affected and Izzy can we put like resources in the bio of this week's episode that would be great yeah we'll do that and then also we'll figure out something else. I guess just like watch what we can do. It's been the interesting thing is that there have been so

many like such an influx of donations that a lot of places are like we're good on clothes, we're good. Something that is evergreen. Cash is always king in the situation. So like people still need money. Like an evergreen place that you can donate if you're looking for somewhere. A lot of people were deeming me being like, can I send, where can I ship things? It's like stuff. We don't need more stuff. people have this stuff but LAFD also always needs cash that's like a good safe place

it's gonna go to good use um and there's a lot of like like previously incarcerated youth that now work in the fire department too so there's a lot of people that are like underpaid and that's why giving food

like feeding the firefighters too is so important but um it was really cool something that's cool is like obviously everyone came together but one of the I always thought somewhere that always needs funds and food and physical goods is humane societies. Yeah. Pasadena Humane Society was turning people away.

No, everyone, it's great. I guess everyone, like I went to, Megan and I were trying to find a place to drop off a lot of clothes. I mean, there was nowhere that would take them, which is great because they're like so packed with things that people need. But it's, yeah, I think money is the way to go now. I dropped off. I raised money for, not I raised money.

you you guys raised money that I collected via my Venmo for LA animal services. So that was great. Yeah. So I dropped off that check yesterday. That was so tough to be in that shelter. I don't even want to talk about the shelter actually. But if you can give money to the animals in any way, that would also. I know. I know. I started crying when I picked up Max from the shelter. Oh my God. I like I'm sick. I know. It's such a, that's such a, it's a crazy thing. But yeah, that. That's always helpful. We'll find other shelters too. Because a lot of them are outdoors.

So with the with the smoke and ashes too, that's just like not good. No. And there's, there are so many pets that aren't. Brett, our friend Brett really wanted to adopt a dog, but he wasn't adoptable for like another five days because there are so many pets that people are just like,

they have their chipped. We're just waiting to see if their owners will come get them or not. So there's like a grace period of like time that their owners can come get them before they get adopted. So there was no one we could take home yesterday, except for this young man in the parking lot. I'm sorry, young woman, this little baby dog

that Brett was like, you'll just come home with me. So now we have Rita as a member of the family and she's so precious. I'd just hear that was going to happen with Max, too. Someone's going to see him and, like, that's my dog. I don't know, you're going to have to bring a firearm because I'm not giving him up. Michael dead hand. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Yeah, insane. You know what's so insane. Not to shift gears. We'll provide stuff. I went on this hike that I always go on. Almost every weekend I go on this hike in the Palisades. And I went on this hike the night. You went on it?

The night before. Oh, okay. The night before. My friend Kylie texted me right after I got home from it. And it was the most gorgeous night. And my friend Kylie texted me the next day and was like, or that night. I was like, hey, I'm going to go in the morning before I go to work. Do you want to go?

And I was like, I can't. I have to be in West Hollywood at 9 a.m. whatever. And so I didn't go. She did the hike at 9.15 a.m. Got her car at 10.30 a.m. It was like Palisades fire has begun. And so she reported all of the people she saw on the hike to the police because you

had to describe. It started while. And it started on the trail that I ran the night before. Wow. And she was on that morning. It's just, it's just insane. Yeah. Truly, truly.

Any who dad? Wait. Also. when we evacuated to San Diego there were between us four cats which was really an experience

cats don't really like each other from the onset it's really hard to introduce cats to each other you're supposed to do it really slowly but we didn't really have the luxury of doing that especially in the car the way my man

hisses at only female cats it's really interesting when it comes to male cats he actually humped cheddar. He's gay. Obviously he's gay. Like I knew that pretty early on with him, but like it was fabulous to see like, yeah, this is a gay man truly tried and true.

Yeah. Humping cheddar and then the two girls, he couldn't stand them. Couldn't stand them. He's not, he's like heterophobic almost. Yeah. Problematic. My problematic king. Yeah.

My problematic gay king. He's so far. He's so far. far on the spectrum that he's been he's he's he's part of the problem yeah he swung too far left swung too far yeah for the other yeah but that's my son he's swinging too hard for the others yeah um oh cute yeah well I'm glad that everything worked out um I didn't evacuate which was just I was I was safe the whole time but um I was like I'll just stay and then if anyone needs anything I'll be able to do that here and I I was early enough to the

donation center stuff that we like my friends own this this uh surfabas surf i think maybe it's on venice boulevard if you're in venice check it out they have a good coffee too they have a coffee shop at that they were like the first people that were like we're accepting donations now they're doing like a surfboard drive for like in the surfing community that was affected people are donating a ton of surfboards i think in the first day they they received $50,000 in donations and they're just like boots on the ground not like a foundation nothing I was like, wow, that's incredible. But I stayed, and then they're like the air quality, because the houses that are burning are like pre-1950s, like pre-war.

So they used like asbestos and lead paint and uranium, all that stuff to build those houses. So that burns and now it's in the air. And I was like, well, at least I'm safe down here. I walked to get a coffee and I'm in Venice because I could see the smoke. But I walked to get to get a coffee and I look back at my coffee. It has a mountain of ash sitting on the lid. There's no way. Yeah.

in like five minutes. And I was like, oh, I need a mask. I need a mask up. So I drove to Palm Springs for Saturday. But anyway, anyway. Very, yeah, harrowing. It's so, it really is apocalyptic. One, just to look out your window and see the smoke.

But two, I'm finding just like the social media presence around it to be so apocalyptic too. Like dystopian. Like black mirror episode vlogging. the city burning down. Yeah. Yeah. I also, oh my gosh,

it's so hard. It's so hard because when I see stuff like this and it's like, okay, they are like making it's so hard to put into words. It's hard. It's hard to put into words.

It is like they are doing good but it's like, are you doing this for you? Well, it's also hard because I was thinking that too because people donated to my vendor. so that I could give that to the LA Animal Services. And then I was like, I don't want to post a check.

Yeah. Because it feels like, ooh, look what I. I did. But I also felt like I had to because I wanted to show you like, I actually, I'm not pocketing your money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sending it to the animals. Yeah.

But I felt so weird doing it. And then obviously everyone was like, you really shouldn't post your signature. Like had to find something. I was like, it's just my name in cursive. Like, yeah. I don't. Come on. Yeah.

Let it's okay. It's okay. You shouldn't post your signature, by the way. I know that. You shouldn't post anymore. I agree. You should stop posting. You should start blurring out your face when you post selfies. I agree. Because people might figure out who you are. Yeah. People might be. It might be dangerous. People could figure out who you are and find you. You should start posting. You should start posting and putting a huge emoji of your face. I also once posted something and it was out my window. There was nothing out my window but clouds. Like no buildings, no recognizable anything. And someone commented on the video and was like someone can find where you live. Like I would delete this. I think she was saying like they could recognize the cloud. But like I- That looks like a ginger bed man.

People really. And I'm waiting outside. It's, that scares me when people comment that because it's like that's only drawing attention for some creep to like see your comment and then like get the idea to find me via cloud. Like you're not helping me. Like, who it's scary. I know it is freaky.

But, yeah, anyway, just don't post your signature or your face or anywhere you are. Anywhere you might be. Or you're going. Or the clouds. Never post the clouds. No matter who you are or who you might be or where you're going or who you might be or who you might be or where you might be or where you're going. Do you know what that's from? I do.

but I can't place. I was trying to get more. I'm forgetting the rest of it. Or who you are going with or what you might be doing. It's when in the office when David Wallace is like, how are you doing it, Michael? Like how is your brand successful? And then he just starts talking and has nothing to say. He's like, well, David, here it is.

I'm going to give it to you right now. Here it is. And it's, you know, vis-a-vis. the following. I love vis a no matter who you are or where you're going or or who you're with. Never. Ever. No matter what.

No matter where you're going. Was that when he was going to get the job and then he thought he was going to get the job and he doesn't end up getting. No, that was after. Oh. When he like Scranton became like the best branch and David was like, I just don't understand how. And that was Michael's response.

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That's Freedom to be. Use us directed. Also, I've obviously been rewatching the office. I did it all the way through. I'm headed back to the beginning now. I think that Jan is probably the most brilliant comedic character of all time. Jan's great.

Jan is there has never been anything like or will be like Jan ever again. Like so brilliant to make a character that starts off as this like straight, laced professional like rule follower and just have her devolve completely but yeah it's just so I just can love Jan if I could play and I love that it that that went from like the development of Jan was just like she can't stand him and he's like her or he like Michael's like her like so far subordinate and then it ends up like she's getting a boob job to like get back with Michael and like

he ends up supporting her it's perfect It's well done. It's perfect. And it's not like, I could go on. I could do a thesis about Jan. Jan Levinson, Gould. I couldn't figure out, like, I thought I was getting those, like, underground pimples that hurt really bad all over my face.

It's my guasha. Oh. No, my guasha, use and abused me. Maybe stop. No, because I want to look like the people on my explore page. I want a facelift. Oh, I have to tell you something. I want to face.

I want to face pull. I think that's a facel. lift i want to look like this why because i just want to like upset the beauty standard i'm like i don't need to i don't need to i don't need that to be beautiful i might i want to look like homer maybe i want to look like homer maybe you do do it then i don't do it i dare you i want to be beautiful speaking of i want to be beautiful yeah something really bad is about to happen with my appearance and i'm so freaked out it's it's not good what do you mean I have to get my teeth out.

All of them. All of them, a couple. No. Which specific truth. So here's the deal. My teeth used to be like janked out. Is that the word janked out? Yeah.

Is that a slur? Janked out. I've never heard of that. Is that a slur? No. Because I had two snaggle teeth. Okay? These big teeth next to my two front teeth are both snagged teeth.

But I got them bonded. So there's like fake teeth basically They got to know each other They got to know each other Now they're like bonded to my two front teeth So it looks like there is no space But really if you're to take that chunk of fake tooth out My snagled teeth are back

So I'm at the point in my invisible line Where I have to close those gaps now So I have to take the bonding out And now my snaggle teeth are going to be back for three months Well at least you can like it's these teeth So you can just smile like this I'm not going I'm not leaving the house You can smile like this though

I'm not leaving the house And when I do, I'm going to wear I have to wear the invisible line Because you can't see the snagels as well When my invisible line is in So I feel horrible for the people That made the Reddit thread Called Brooks Mouth Sounds

And then had a lot to say About the Pacific noises That were coming out of my mouth Because the Invisaline But that's gonna have to happen again When I get my teeth removed Because I'm not going bare-toothed R slash Brooks mouth noises

R slash Brooks mouth noises are going to be back in a big way. Can I talk about something that's been bugging me? Is it my mouth noises? No, it's about the specific thing that's been happening. And then I've never, it's never been really brought to my attention that it's a mass issue.

And it's really not an issue. Everyone can enjoy themselves and enjoy what they enjoy to do. But this smile, Pacificly Young Girls, like I'm just going to say. Why? Why? Pacificly on girls?

I don't know. I don't know. And then I saw Ariana Grande doing it. And I saw someone on Twitter be like, why is she doing this smile? This thing? That is it. I have seen her do that. Why are people doing that?

It's just a close-mount smile. It's not, though. It's like you're about to spit water at me. Like this? Like this. I think that might just be Ariana's smile. And because it's Ariana, people are doing it because she's Ariana. No, no.

That's like a closed-mouth smile where it's like, but it's like, but it's like the like pushed together lips like like she's holding not even no i know what you mean you're doing it well i know what you mean i don't know i can't it's i can't i can't i'll find it and i'll i'll show you guys an example you just did it like you really you did it well you showed us hi hi anyways that's been on my mind and you were talking about mouth stuff and i but i so no one if i see Reddit thread about my snagglete. You will now. That will be my, that will be my nail in my coffin. What are you going to do?

Put the nail in my coffin. Are you going to get into the coffin? I'll already be in it. Would you mind putting the nail in then? Yeah, I can't. You're not going to be able to do it. Yeah. Lord knows I'm not going to be able to do it. Do they nail coffins shut? What is that saying about? What's the big idea? Yeah, I think that's like you're fully dead. Like there's no coming out now.

They don't need to nail it. I'm not going to be... I think in real life, you wouldn't need to nail it. But in the metaphor, maybe, it's like you're done. The nail in your coffin. It's like the end. It's like the straw that broke the camel's back almost a little, but not really. I don't like the nail in the coffin.

That's implying that we're burying you alive. It is. And that you're going to be a fighter. It is, because I guess I'm alive while I'm saying... Expression. I don't know. Let's pass that off to Homer and call it a day. Homer was RIP Homer you would have loved nail in the coffin he would have um I got a new upstairs neighbor

which is perfect timer perfect timing because I'm moving like like them no I think he's filming he's filming a new modern rendition of stomp the yard he is Stomp City he's wearing he must be wearing combat boots Connor my neighbors I think what it is is I think they set up a bowling league that only meets starting around 12 a.m. I think, do you have, is there another branch of the league by you? We should introduce them to each other and they can make love in a different unit. In a different unit. Because Lord knows that they'd be pounding each other through the mattress at 12.01 a.m. I actually don't think that the people above me are pounding.

No, I'm saying my upstairs neighbor and your upstairs neighbor should make love and make the the world's biggest footed baby. The clonk clonki is I, you know, I was writing something the other day and I was writing Bigfoot or something.

And then I was like, can you still say Bigfoot? No, Bigfoot's a slur to the Bigfoot community. They prefer Sasquatch. What? You're lying. Swear.

On my all. The Bigfoot community. This is Big Phah is derogatory. Sasquatch is preferred. Yeah. It's so good to know that. No, it is.

I just saw yesterday. So when every Monday I think at when I would have a job, back in the day, we had an all hands meeting. We're like every like all hands on deck. Like everyone's in the meeting. We go through a big. We touch base. Go through goals, whatever. They've now changed at a bunch of companies, all hands to all hearts meeting.

Because to be mindful of those who don't. have all their hands. Yeah, I get that. You would love the book I'm about to read. What about those without hearts? Wait, Izzy, can you look up the book out on a limb? I'm like so excited to read this genuinely. Out on a limb. L-I-M-B. What is what about this book? Why are warm, sexy, and vulnerable. You just have to, because it's about, I think both of the main characters are like differently abled. And so the main guy doesn't have a leg. But on the cover, he is a robotic leg. And I saw that in Vars and Noble.

And I said, you're coming home with me. Did you read it? No, I'm about to. I'm so excited for this. Oh, that'll be good. Yeah. If anyone wants to read it with me. It's by Hannah Bonham Young.

That almost looks like Brigham Young. Brigham Young and Bowen Yang had a baby. That's like BYU and Boone Yang had a baby. I really have a crush on him. Well, he is a drawing. So let's keep in mind Well he's about to be more than that In your brain

He's about to come to life Wow Yeah that's exciting That's awesome That's the awesome thing about literature I'd so agree Wait sorry I need to read a book

You all bad Because I was in Palm Springs this weekend There was like straight up nothing to do Like it was lovely and the weather was great And like I was breathing air and I was like Oh the air quality was bad Because I was breathing and I was like This tastes good

Oh air. And I was sitting there and I was sitting on a chase lounge. One of my favorite things to do, poolside. And I'm sitting there and I was like, wow, a book would really fit well. I'm tired of my phone. I'm getting the phone ick recently. My eyes are hurting again. Much like 2020. And I'm like sitting there and I'm like, I would love to read a book. I could have done it too. Here's the thing. If these mischievous kids wouldn't have ruined it. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Hit me. I truly believe with every ounce of my being, it's just about finding the right book.

Anyone has the potential to become obsessed with reading. Right book, right time. Right book. It doesn't even have to be the right time. It's just the right book. You know, Patrick? You heard Patrick? Yeah, I'm familiar.

He doesn't read, can't read. We found him a gay sports romance. Wow. He completely devoured it up left. No. I'll tell you what. And now he's a reading machine. There is truly nothing.

There's no interest in the world that just adding a little sprinkle of horniness can't fix. So what can we find for you? What's your interest that we can add a sprinkle of horniness to? The thing about me. Because it does exist. That's the thing. The thing about me is like I don't, I wouldn't read. You don't have interest?

I wouldn't read porn. Like I'm good. It's not, Connor. That's the thing. There's different. levels. Like, I don't really like smut either. It's about like building the romantic tension. It's about the tension that I think is really what- The tension on the pages. But it is drawing me in and I think might draw you in as well as well as many others. Wow. Okay. Yeah. So what can we find for you?

You know, it's weird and this is going to be crazy, but I've, I have this like random re-up and my interest in these like modern renditions of like, like, World War II um stories like movies and stuff like Inglorious bastards I watched recently really good there's a new one that just came out that I was talking about on here that had that one dude that played Superman and at night had no idea it was him

David G G G superman no oh oh Christopher Reeves no not not OG Superman sorry a big buff oh Henry Cavill Henry Cavill and he's in it and it's so good all of those kind of let's get you a World War II book. I know World War II book, but that's like a little snarky. Do you want like what side of World War II? Like in like the Holocaust? I don't want to be on the Nazi side. Well I was going to ask like what yeah, okay. I think that goes without saying. I mean like some people would like to like experience what went on on that tide and read a book about it.

It's not necessarily take part. Yeah. No, I mean I like a personal like dire. I. I mean I like a personal like dire. I don't know. Maybe you should read Anne Frank's diary. Maybe I could read Anne Frank's diary. Yeah. No, I did read Anne Frank's diary. I went to the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam. I really want to go.

It was very cool. Don't make me too upset. It was very cool to go. I love Amsterdam. I told you, I don't know if I told it on here. I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. One of my clients worked out there. Are you serious?

Yeah, I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. So I was entertaining one of my clients who lives out there. and are you actually serious i no i didn't i've never had a client okay i didn't you did work a real job yeah but i never had a client so who was the client um my my dad that was one of his trips that he would do so i went to amshanam a lot it's so beautiful i've never been oh wow you would love it it's so read-a-book vibes it's so read-a-book vibes there was someone that uh like had a coffee shop on my street i would i would go to the same coffee shop every single time like the first or second time I went to this coffee shop.

We had long-standing relationship, me and this barista. And I went to, like, take my coffee to go, and he's like, we don't have to go cups. I mean, I was like, oh, he's like, just sit and drink your coffee. Enjoy your coffee. And I was like, oh. You might like a barista romance. That's one of your hobbies coffee shops. No, because I don't.

What about a barista murder mystery? Yeah, maybe I would like that. Whoa, wait, hang on, I need to speak into that. I was like oh wow like sit and enjoy your coffee that was like the fact that I'm telling you this and that happened when I was like in my j alvarez travel phase really stuck with me um but I was like I would love to read a book right here instead of sit on my phone that's so sitting on your phone when you're at a coffee shop or by a pool is like vaping instead of smoking a cigarette reading a book is so smoking a cigarette and being on your phone is so vaping you know like

I was eating lunch with Andrew Garfield. So cool. Yeah. Vaping. It's like, are you 11? When I was eating lunch with Andrew Garfield the other day, there was a girl just sitting there reading a book, like, out to lunch. And she was alone. And I was completely compelled beyond belief.

How great to just be like, I'm going to go to lunch by myself and bring a book. Yeah. I think I'm going to do that. I'm going to go to a bar, like a happy hour type of bar. Horrible? Is that really pick me? So, like, beyond. Pick me.

I kind of want you, though. You should it? That's like, that's like the same energy. It is pick me, but I'm picking me right now. Okay. I mean, dude. I mean, dude, if I saw that, I'd be like, we should spitball at her. No, you know what?

It would be pick me if I was reading like 12th night. Yeah. I'll bring out on a limb. Yeah. That was like when Grimes broke up with Elon Musk and she was walking around with like the communist manifesto. I'm not doing that. I'm doing more of like romance.

that's like home it's like you think reading romance at a bar alone is worse i think it's very um meet cute ask yeah but i think that you might not like what you find there something's got to give something's got a give great movie sorry man is it mandi more in that diane keaton no mandi megat tech make a talk me make a tic talk um um i I watched a movie. I watched Blink twice. Did you watch Blink twice? What is that?

It's an A24. Wait, no, it's not A24. It's directed by... Was that your stomach? Yeah, it's really gone ham over here. It's really wanting some ham over here. Yeah. Hand wouldn't be nice.

It's directed by... What's her freaking name? Zoe Kravitz when she was dating, Channing Tatum. Oh my God, I loved Blink Twice. Okay, I thought it was... going to be the most cliche like uh it's like a funny cast like it's going to be so totally get out holy yeah moly like i don't even want to give it away for anyone that was so dark i spoke about this in length of this very podcast wow i not remember i don't either but i know i did it i don't i don't know

wow wow wow right wow no but at the end i was like this is getting they're going to flash a 24 on the credits no just soy cravitz who is so eight 24 Soie Cravets is Soie 24 But yeah It was very get out vibes Jordan Peel vibe I loved it

B'sar Yeah Did you enjoy it? Well I wasn't really enjoying it Because I thought it was like I thought it was literally like Like the holiday You know

I thought it was That's what I thought it was gonna be Like a romantic trip Like a rom-com meet cute Oh And then the first flashback happened And I was like I think you should

eat something. This is like a level of, this is like a level of, like stomach grumbling that I've never experienced to date. I don't think I've ever heard someone's stomach yearning that loud. Yearning.

yearning for something. Oh my gosh. It's going to be okay. This is nothing you haven't experienced before. Yeah. And it's simply, oh, it's simple. I had a banana. Francis Coppola.

How do you say his last? same did i say it right copula like was doing a ask me anything on instagram he's 87 87 years old doing an ask in a m on instagram stories and someone was like what do you eat in a day love your family by the way he was like half a banana are three quarters of a banana a black coffee um and half a cup of chobani and someone was like why three force a banana he was like a full a full but three is it picking up

on the mic three fourths of a banana is perfect and a full banana is too many calories and someone's

like Francis Coppola Francis Coppola comes out I'm sorry that's I don't know why that's making me laugh at it's

it's embarrassing it's funny because you can't control it no it's literally is like having like a like a toddler

with me going mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy momie shut up up bitch we're gonna eat later oh heavens oh heavens to betsy um when it's it francis coppola comes out as anorexic at 87 oh my you're just such a that's such like a

high fashion model breakfast three-fourths banana and so specific yeah you know what tweets have been cracking me up which um do people still call what does Elon want you to call the posts Posts? Yeah. Okay. You know what tweets have been cracking me up? Are the ones about that movie of the musician that made himself a chimp? So funny.

I can't even tell you his name because no one knows who he is, but it flopped so bad that all the tweets are basically just like, no one knows who this person is. Like, what were you? No one knows who this person that decided to portray himself as a chimp is. Wait, do you know how he portrays himself? Because that's how he feels? As a chimp? No. Because he said that people have more.

empathy for chimps than other people. I don't know who that person is. No, he's not a, he's not a historical figure. He's a musician. He's a musician. Was he, is it based off of a real? Yes. It's a biopic.

It's a biopic, Connor. A biopic? It's a biopic, Connor. About Robbie Williams. About Robbie Williams. Who is? But no one knows who Robbie Williams is. So obviously it tanked like beyond believe.

It didn't even make a million dollars. And all of the tweets are cracking me up of just, like, like we don't know who he is. Okay, let me read this to you. It's hysterical. Can we go to that first question? The Robbie Williams biopic Better Man isn't exactly going bananas with a puny 580,000 opening day. Paramount acquired the feature for North American distribution for $25 million.

And someone quoted it and was just like, what part of we don't know who the fuck this is are y'all not getting? It's just cracking me up, but I feel a little bad. You know what tweet has been cracking me up in the same vein? Katie Perry donating all of her new album sales to the LA to the LA Wildfires and people are like what is the LA Wildfires going to do with $8? Yeah, that's good too. It's so mean.

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While supplies last. Selection varies by location. See associate or Lowe's.com for details. Oh, we have to talk about TikTok getting banned because it's happening on, by the time this comes out, like it will be, we'll be posting our final clips on TikTok because it's gone on. Are we sure? It's gone on Sunday. But someone filed something. No, they've already said they're done being interested in selling it to a U.S.

entity. I still don't think so. Well, Mr. Beast was like, I'll buy it. And he has enough money, I think. And a bunch of billionaires, I guess reach out to him. They were like, we'll help you buy it. No, they said, I just saw it this morning. They were like, we're not interested in selling it to U.S. entity.

I really am telling you it will exist. Also, even if it does get taken away, it will still be on our phones for us to have it to hold. It's not going off of our phones. It's inaccessible. We just won't be able to update it. It's inaccessible. No, we'll be able to use it.

I just looked it up this. morning. I did too. It will be inaccessible. It will be inaccessible without a VPN. And I guess, apparently if you use a VPN, it's like punishable by law. I do not like the beat. No one likes the beat. I need to know. But I really am almost positive. You can still scroll. I need to, I need to know. Well, it's really weird as like a as like an influencer or something like, if they find out you're using it and you're so clear like, hey, I was at the farmer's market today in Brentwood. They're going to be like, you're using it in the United States. That's punishable. like what are the punishments maybe i'll pay a fine to keep posting because i downloaded red note

which is the chinese app equivalent and it's like hey we're going to use your data more that's like am i giving more data to china but then again it's like what you're going to give me a more targeted ad i love my ads here's more here's more of my data what i'm worried about is when this whatever they're going to do with the data like is it going to be like the end of the world like because they'll own our data what can they do with that i don't i don't i don't know i really don't if it's just to sell us stuff like great i love buying stuff i agree but i think it's probably more sinister more sinister that like they're going to be like oh we know his his he we have they have access to all my photos i allowed them full access to my albums cannot figure out how to post

i've been having to screenshot and then go over to google translate on the image and copy and paste things over and it's like still kind of not completely transcribed to English and it's like username no and I'm like okay does that mean I have to change my username what are you talking about but I guess it's been people are having fun on red note I've never heard of red note really yeah really I'm getting I'm full blown on the app if you want to follow me I don't really understand what my username is I think it's fibula with two A's but they told me username no this morning so I don't know it if that's going to come up. They told you now.

It just said it was like in Chinese Mandarin, which by the way is the most widely used language in the world apparently. Yes. So I'm interested in learning Mandarin because it seems like maybe that's the future because this app is the future and we're going to be learning Chinese. We're going to be being exposed to more Chinese culture. I am excited personally. I feel like there's more to Chinese culture than Red Note.

Well, they're like we're posting stuff like. Have you been to China? Yeah. Yeah, you have. Shotgunning. beers and they're like, why are they drinking beer like that? And they're like, it's common to do, to drink beer like this before a football game, shotgunning beers.

And they're like, oh, interesting. But everyone's being so friendly and nice. And they're joking around, like the Chinese people on Reddun are being like, we're going to steal your data. It's like funny. Interesting. Okay. Yeah.

I do think that if TikTok does disappear, I won't be downloading another app. I just don't want to be like a late. I guess I might have to, though. for my job. Yeah. I don't know if you can get a brand deal on Red Note. I don't know what the, like if they can do sponsored posts.

I'm sure a lot of people are like, finally I'm free of the sponsored posts. But I am worried about paying rent. However, I'm just curious if people are going to, like if they're going to fix the Reels algorithm and it's going to be like a cultural thing as much. Like I don't know if,

I don't know if someone's going to like, like Benson Boone, like a musical artist that's like taking over the world. I don't know if like someone like that can just... You think Benton Boone's taking over the world? Yeah. Like full-blown at every music festival. He's one of the talent, the most talented singer-songwriter performers that I've genuinely seen. He's a thing besides that, you know the one. Yeah. Beautiful things. Um, there's others for sure. What are they? It's the only one I know, too. Well, for someone taking over the world.

I mean, I'm just seeing how much he's touring. He's gone a world tour. That's a open for him. Hey everybody, what the hell's up with Binz and Boob? That's actually a really good idea to have a comedian open for a headlining performer. Yeah, I love that. You should perform at Coachella. I would love that. I kind of low-key performed at Outside Lands. I remember that.

Yeah, you did. I didn't do anything. I just moderated Hank cooking at Outside Lands. Do you want to go to Coachella this year? I want to. I don't know if the tour will allow me. I definitely can't go to Stagecoach, which is making me. Oh.

Sui, soo, soo, suey, suey. Yeah. I really want to go to Coachella. A lot of people don't know how much I love Green Day. I had no idea. You're looking kind of Green Day today. Really? In your striped sweater.

Are you familiar with American Idiot the musical? No. There's a musical kind of like Mamma Mia vibes. It's just the Green Day discography. And they just like turned all of those songs into a story and made it a musical. That's really. And that's why I love Green Bay. Day. I only listened to the original Broadway cast, though.

That's really cool. Yeah. I used to think my good friend, like, lived across the street for me growing up. His older brother had like a garage band, and they would play only Green Day because that's the songs that they were learning. And I thought truly they were, like, taking over the world, Bin's and Boone style. Like, I was like, they wrote Boulevard of Broken Dreams. I walked the lonely road.

What? I mean, fabulous. And I was like, whoa. Well, I live across the street from rock stars. Yeah. And I told every, I would hear Green Day on the radio and I'm like, this is my neighbor's older brother. For years, I was like, they live across the street from me. And everyone, I went to camp for 10 years.

I was like, they all live, all of them live across the street from me. That's the amazing thing about Green Day. Green Day is something different to everyone. For you, it's your neighbor's older brother. And for me, it's the original Broadway cast of American Idiot. And that's fine. Green Day show. themselves to you in a way that

was most adoptable for you. That's what's so powerful about Green Day. It doesn't matter who's singing. It's the songs. Who is singing, by the way? Tom something? Billy. Jay. Why do I want to say Billy Joel?

It's not Billy Joel Joel. I think it's Billy Joel Armstrong. Billy Joel Olstein. I think it's Armstrong. It's Billy Joe Armstrong. You were really close. Yeah. What is he up to?

He's still touring. Oh my God, he'll be a Coachella. They do shows still, yeah, I was going to say. I'm obsessed. I wish Adele would go to Coachella and do Coachella. Yeah, that would be incredible. That's something that I truly feel like that would be Adel. Adele and I have a really specific relationship that she's not involved in at all.

But her music is. Like I listen to Adele and we, I just, like, like girl that's going to be okay, you know? Like blanket wrapped around. me a cup of hot tea. I do know. And I sit there with like the cold morning air brushing against my cheeks. And I'm and I'm watching and there's steam coming off of like the river. And I'm taking a deep breath saying. Yeah. What's your favorite adult song? I like all night parking, which is one that's fabulous. Yeah. I love that one. But I really like, I like one of the albums. I can't remember which one it is. But it was like pre hello. I think it was 21.

had like the whole thing. Take it all. Unskippable. Unskippable. Couldn't imagine skipping. No, let's look at those. I think that might be the best album. Rolling in the deep, great.

Turning tables, great. Set fire to the rain, obviously. Take it all. Take it all. I think is maybe my favorite. One and only. One and only might be my favorite. Wow.

One and only might be my favorite. Someone like you, rumor has it. Don't you remember. Don't you remember might be my favorite too. You won't go. Another one of my favorites almost. I'll be waiting. Holy shit.

And love song. I mean, unskippable. Wow. Wait, what's on 19? Let's look. Turning tables. We have a computer in her pocket now. Yeah.

Turning tables. Oh my God. I don't know this one at all. Are you serious? Chasing pavements. Right is rain. I love right as rain. She has chasing pavements on there twice.

Make you feel my love. That's my top tree. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Devastatingly performance of Make You Feel My Love. devastating. Damn. Oh, that's it. I quit.

I'm moving on. That one's jazzy. That one's good. This is just, that's one of those things. Like, I do wish I went and saw ERA's tour. I do wish I would have seen Sabrina Carpenter live. I'm trying to think of another one.

I will be seeing Justin Bieber live. Mark my damn words. Mark my damn words. I'm just saying it here in the manifestation space, manifest, he's going to go on tour next year. Maybe this, maybe into this year next year,

but definitely next year. And I will be, my ass will be stitched. To the seat. You know what? I can't get out of my head recently? What? Luda.

When I was 13, I found my first love. There was no one that compared to my baby, no one, something something said, no one could ever come above. Exactly. That's been in my head. She got me going crazy. I was starstruck. She woke me up daily.

I don't need no Starbucks. She'd make my heart pound. Skip a beat when I see her in the street and. It's cool on the playground. But I really want to meet her in the sheets, right? No. No. See her in the week.

It's here in the weekend. End. Yeah, I think so. Did we do our predictions last week or just our ins and outs? All I said was Queen and Leafa come back. Yeah, they went by really quickly because you had two. I had one. I know mine was Justin Baldoni and who make a podcast?

Army Hammer. Yeah, I still think that. A and J make a P. I think the A and J are about to make a P. What was my other prediction? Oh, Glee. ugly type of show My goal this year is

When I move Obviously when I like make my bedroom Livable You know not have my laundry chair Which by the way I did my laundry chair I don't know if anyone's been keeping up with that Such a fine line between a laundry chair and a cuck chair Well no one can cuck for you if you have a pile of clean laundry

You'd be surprised You think someone's going to get into your Well that would be lovely that might be lovely to be covered in clean warm laundry and be doing whatever you're doing below the surface it might be lovely wow maybe somebody to think about yeah um someone that has a kink for like for like diva wash and their wife getting railed i bet there's like a big overlap in the two communities clean laundry yeah um i was just gonna say i think one of the worst parts of every single day of my life is finding two pairs like a pair of socks that match and I really, if I start my day with two unmashing socks,

I do think about how they don't know each other. Do you know who wears mismatched socks every single day of his life? Who? Oh, Matthew Gray, Goob. Yeah. That's not surprising. He's never worn a pair of matching socks. I don't have that in me.

Like, I really think about, like, I'm like, they've never met. They don't know each other. I don't know when the last, they weren't washed together, probably, but I don't have a pair of matching socks anymore. These are branded. These are from a brand. Is that fine? I don't, I want to wear white, clean socks.

Like I want to wear them and I want them to match. Buy a new. I don't, my, my drawers just absolutely. My cup is overfilled with socks. Sometimes you literally need to just bite the bullet and get rid of the socks that don't have a buddy. It's devastating and it's sad. And someone should write a book about where all of the lost one solo socks go. I think they have.

Great children's book, by the way. But it has to be done. I agree. So that's what I'm looking forward to you. That's going to be one of my biggest goals when I move is overhaul on my sock and underwear drawer. And just like every time I wear a pair of socks, putting them back together. If they're clean enough to wear, put them here. If they're not clean enough, I'm just doing a load of socks.

And I'll keep my socks together. My brain's really taking that idea of the sock children's book and running with it. Like imagine a story about where the one sock that goes missing in the laundry like get sucked to another world via laundry machine. I think that that's literally a premise of a book that exists because inside the washing machine is like gnarion. Are you thinking of Gregor the Overlander? I don't know. Did you ever read those? They were Suzanne Collins' first books before The Hunger Games.

They were like middle grade. And I think maybe Gregor got sucked into the laundry machine and that's how we went to the underworld. But what if we made that socks? What if we made it socks, you guys? You know, like, what if we broke out of our shells that we've been put in because of politics that have put us into this box? And what if we just made it socks? What if we made it socks? What if the socks left the box?

And it seems they've grown legs and left the box. What do you think it just grew legs and walked away? It's the most. That is the most, like. I don't want someone to take my idea. Brooke, you have another book to write? Like, why don't you, like, let's focus on... I have to, and...

Let's focus on that and not for so much of socks. Well, I'm saying this could be the second book. This is not your second book, Ray. Focus on your novellas and let someone take the sock idea. I don't know. Don't take the sock idea. Verbal trademark. Furable trademark is binding in the state of California in the county of Los Angeles.

And any IP created in those podcasts is owned and operated by Lady Effron LLC. I will be really. writing a book about where do the socks go in the launcher machine to the underworld and you can illustrate it i can't you're a good drawer no i'm not when's the last time i drew some you're good girl girl so i haven't found an apartment i know everyone's been desperately begging me for my updates there i haven't found one yet are you going to sign alice on one without seeing it first you No, I'm going next week. Oh, okay.

I'm going after we record the podcast next week. For good? No, I'm going to go see two or some apartments. I have a little bit of work in the city. I've heard of it. We've heard of work. Is it the sequel to Sex and the City? Yeah, it's where I have no sex when I go to the city.

And I just go to one event. What's the event? And I post TikTok. Can you tell us? It's for Celsius. Holy. I'm going to go work out with Tyler Cameron. That's a good one.

Yeah, and it's going to be tough because a lot of people aren't going to be able to tell us a part. Tyler Cameron has seen us in some of our most vulnerable moments. You. And now soon to be you, maybe. I'm not going to break a sweat working on next to T.C. I'm going to be bench pressing one of his thighs. I can't believe T.C. saw me throw up so many times into a bag while I was floating. I can't believe I'm scared of flying and I went vertical on a Boeing 737.

That was genuinely so. Imagine being nauseous puking and you can't actually. even stay seated because the plane, the gravity in the plane is lifting you up in your chair. I feel like I've never told the fact that this was sponsored by Dr. Pepper that thing that we did, the anti-gravitron floating weightlessness, zero gravity experience that we did. And like as a joke, I was like, I'm going to chug three Dr. Peppers. I chugged him in there like, hey guys, make sure you don't drink anything carbonated. And I was like, wow, what?

And then I got on the plane and they kept having to take me and put like an essential, like essentially a diaper on over my C and P in a bag C and B and I kept having to pee in a B Yeah Like genuinely put My thing My thingy What thing?

My thing What thing? My thing My thing My pee Into like a hole Yeah In this bag

And then I would just like pee into the sack Yeah Into my magic sack Yeah Out in the open too Yeah out in the open And it was really something that I'll never do again, but I'm glad that we did it. Yeah, I'm obviously glad that we did it.

Like, never in one million years would I do it again, like even maybe to save someone's life. I think after my event this week, I'll be looking like David Dobrick with my shirt off. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, nothing, AI doesn't even look that much like AI. I can't speak on it. It's like, okay. No. Wait, you had so many things that you wanted to say on. I covered a lot of them.

I covered a lot of them. I was just wanting to say that I, when I was packing out my, my existing suitcases in my 10 by 10 apartment, I lost my wallet again, and I have not found it. And I've been traveling around with my passport for days. And I'm just saying, like, I'm going to lose my passport soon. It's a matter of tea. And I'm scared. Don't.

Try not to. I ordered a new license online. But it sucks. I really wanted to get my California ID so I could give it to my kids. Oh, you never got one? You can have mine. the DMV is when are we going to fix the DMV? Never.

That's just like one of those things that is like we'll have to say that way because it's such a like uniting human experience. Like we can't lose that. Did you all have that? Did you know that my car's not been registered since I think 2021? I do know that. And I couldn't even get an appointment because it opens every single day at 7 a.m. online to make an appointment. And as soon as you do it, they only book three months out. and like someone would get like the next day.

You need to just show up and wait in line. No. That's what I did. No. Like I would need to bring drinks and then they'd be like... Bring drinks. No, I'm not bringing drinks to the DMV. The DMV needs, should have a bar.

I'm doing it. I'm doing your January. Are you? Yeah. Only Hydecan Zeres for me, babe. Um, I do like what I like about Hyneken Zeros is I can physically go to any bar still, watch football and still like every bar.

has them. So I can still like smell the aura of the bar of the bar. Oh, you should do a you should make a for merch like a beer scented bar candle. It would make your apartment smell like shit though. But don't you like the smell of a bar? I like the smell of a bar. I would not want that in my home. If you've ever had like a party at your house or something and you've woken up in the morning and like you have slippers on or something and they're making that like stick to the ground noise, that's what I don't one in my, I never want. The candle won't do that. It would just give me that. It's all the good parts of the bar and none of the sticky floor. The good parts of the bar is that it's not at my house. That's what I like about it. Tush. The tush. I think I left a candle on in my house. That's not as bad as you think

it is. I think it is because if I was the new starter of a fire in, on, on, on, in my historic neighborhood, like I would not want that. Yeah, I do agree. You know what I was thinking about the fires the other day and this is going to be like not in relation to how serious they are. I was just thinking about because they were started on a hiking trail. Can you imagine like now it's like obviously like don't smoke a cigarette outside or flick it or anything but like before that people smoke weed outside here all the time. Imagine if it was just like a group of 20 somethings that were smoking a joint like flick the joint didn't even litter.

And they're they're sitting here with us being like yeah like what the who the fuck started those fires. Yeah. That's fucked up and scary. If you legitimately, like, accidentally did that, like, would you go to jail for your whole life? Because it's legal to smoke a joint outside in California. I don't know. That's a really good question. Obviously, responsibly. There's no way that if somebody smoked a joint and one of the embers from the joint started the palisades fire, like there's no way that could get tracked back to them. Unless they find the one ember and test it for DNA. which they can't do.

I don't know what they can't and can't do. But what if they were able to trace it back to someone with like narcolepsy? And say this person like didn't even know that they had narcolepsy, okay? So like it's like a new thing. How do you not know? Okay, someone had a stroke. They've never had a stroke before. And they're like maybe smoking a cigarette, not illegal.

And they like have a stroke, pass out, whatever. The cigarette just kind of just rolls down the street, starts a brush fire, starts a trash fire, whatever. And it causes $50 billion in damages. Can they be held responsible for like manslaughter? and property damages? That would be like a very severe act of God. It wouldn't be called a natural disaster. They're already looking into like Con Edison,

which is like who provides the power for all of our apartments and houses in California, basically. They said like that. It was probably one of their power lines. Speaking of things we don't know, something to end on really quickly. You know how last week we were talking like really in depth about medication and how motorists.

doesn't work and Advil's really works had no fucking idea they were both ibuprofen yeah did you well a lot of medical professionals were able to make that make that known yeah I am shocked what's the difference then and why does motin not work it's not our business to not to know the difference between those two it's a cute name for a cat motron Adville that is cute yeah mona my friend's dog is named um one of them he has two shih Tzu's Andrew Mishan

They're named Spinach and Bluetooth Bluetooth That's to die Is it first name Blue middle name tooth I don't know I'm actually obsessed

With the idea of getting Another cat And naming it Advil Adville and Motrin Hi this is John and Advil John and Advil That's cute Because you call it Addy

Stop No Addison Ray Yeah Because I called John like John Hancock. John Sons Marie mostly. John Ham.

Um, John, Luther King Jouffer. Oh, I got, I got tattoos last week. Oh my God, show us, show us. Wait, should we go to the bonus for that? I'll show you in the bonus.

It's really nothing to write home about. I was just walking. I found a new coffee shop slash bodega, of course, right when I'm moving out. And this is what I used to pray for. It has a deliose. with some of the best sandwiches I've ever had. It has one of those big old, nice-ass silver, like, chrome coffee machines.

Their coffee is so dank. And then I'm sitting there having my coffee, where all the ashes filled it up and ruined it. And they sell, like, everything, onions, pasta, like, all that, the last ingredients. They sell onions and pasta? Yeah, like, you know, like the last ingredient that you need? And you're like, oh, my gosh, the grocery stores are, like, so far away. I don't want to get in my car.

Like a clope, like garlic or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they have clothes of garlic, and they also have this big, the coffee's so good. So I'm sitting there and I looked at my life and there's a tattoo shop, a tattoo. And I was like, fuck it. Everywhere I live in every period of my life, I get a tattoo. This one I love your tattoo.

I looked down and I was like, okay, I'm literally yatted to the gods. Like, I need to chill. Because now it's turning into like low-key patchwork. And I want to like leave it be for a minute in time. really mad at me about my patchwork take i saw that but i also have them yeah it's fine yeah they can still be cute and out yeah they could be that's called timeless it's called timeless yeah look it up okay let's go because i'm about to start peeing out of my mouth it's coming up i'm hungry like i'm about to eat this basket of knick knacks okay uh love you all stay safe if you're in l a check or other

or other places that are dangerous. But LA especially, and check our bio for any resources. You'll see several links in our bio. Thank you. See you in the bonus. Bye guys. This week on close friends. When you get your tonsils out, do you get to keep them, like in a jar?

I'm assuming no, because no one even will make eye contact with me after I ask that. Roll off the tongue and make my mouth feel good. Oh my gosh, where's my cockering? Do you mind if I wet my nose on the mic? You're a nasty girl. We would love all the entire audience to stand up, please, as we praise God. Sign up on TMG Studios.tv to watch a full bonus episode. Summer is here, and Ralph's is your destination for hot savings.

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