Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Faking Our Own Deaths

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke and Connor break down their four B&C agreements, manifest some very powerful things, and why they want to fake their own death. Plus, they talk about things people aren’t talking ENOUGH about and why aliens aren’t actually that cool. NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BANDC at https://lumepodcast.com! #lumepod  Go to https://Prose.com/bandc for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off. Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to https://liquidiv.com and use code BANDC at checkout. Tinder. It starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Uhhh what? 0:36 Intro 1:10 Going 0 - F45 3:18 Things B&C Agree On 5:34 The Four Agreements 7:10 Remember To Be Grateful 8:15 Connor’s Cyclist Community Discourse 11:09 Lume  13:45 Scary Online Communities  15:17 The Instagram Backstory 17:00 Connor’s Lethal Spicy Marg 19:24 The Hangover Cure 20:50 Hydrate or Diedrate 24:03 Brooke’s Billboard Realization 26:18 Prose 28:25 Brooke’s Conan Experience 30:38 Taking Time To Manifest  34:25 Our New Bits 36:04 Reverse Ethical Clout Chasing 38:54 We Are Ed Heads 39:35 Liquid IV 42:52 We Don’t Tolerate Ed Slander 45:09 More Manifesting 46:50 We Can’t Be Put In A Box 48:46 Pirates Vs Roman Empire 51:55 Tinder 53:19 Getting Matching Tattoos 54:14 The Female Version of the Roman Empire 55:29 Jonathan Larson Lore  57:50 Faking Our Deaths 59:10 Things We Don’t Talk Enough About… 1:01:35 Connor’s Got A Frog In His Throat 1:03:09 Max’s Dew Claw 1:04:43 Leaving Your To Go Order Pain 1:06:19 Playground Nightmares 1:07:41 Learning About The Panama Papers!! 1:09:00 Revisiting Wet Goddess 1:11:05 What’s Up With The Tik Tok Shop 1:12:43 Brooke’s Brother’s Presentation 1:14:00 Mexico Finds Aliens 1:17:37 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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class. Does that make more? a little bit more sense and a little bit more context. Yeah, it does. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. I walked by, I knew you in, in were doing F-45 yesterday, so I walked by with Max, and I peaked in the window, see if I could see. Did you see? No, but, you know, when your parents drop you off at, like, some class, and they peek in to see if, like, you made friends, I did that with you guys.

Oh, Connor, that's really sweet. But then it was really weird, because, like, obviously you want to look at all the people working out, but you don't want to be the guy looking at everybody work out with your dog. So I did look, and then, like, three seconds into looking for you guys. I made eye contact with several other people doing F-45, and I was like, I'm going to get, like, arrested. Sorry, my girls are in there. I was just checking on my ladies in there,

doing their F-45 class, which, if I tried to explain that, it would have been a situation that, like, you just had. I wanted to just be inside them for one second. Right, right, right. You just need to give, you know what, context is everything. Yeah. And it always has been. If you're able to provide it succinctly, context is everything.

If you have a shovel, metaphorically, and you dig that context hole, you're toast. Toast. See you at your feeling. general. Yeah. Open casket. Never doing that again. She said that it was like a like a low-key class because she wanted me to go. I was like I'm not doing that 45. She told you that before we went though, right? The day before the you guys were doing it at noon. Yeah. I don't even know what to say. Like I've never done any sort of weightlifting so I think going from zero to

to 45 to 45 right away is like a rookie mistake. And they kept putting on on more weights. Yeah. I said, no thanks. Okay, ready? No means no. No means no. A trainer, one thing about a trainer, they're going to push you, even if it's off a

cliff. Okay, but like, not everybody needs to be pushed all the time. I think because you don't, this is just what my trainer told me, when you are not consistently lifting or you're starting from scratch, more weight less reps, you see a big difference faster. Okay. I also did about 789 reps of each. Good job.

No, I'm just saying like they, it's not right that they kept putting more weights on. I just want you to agree with me, Connor. I can't. I can't. Biologically. What do you mean by that? Like, I feel like you have something in your brain that's like, I can't just. We agree all damn day.

Oh, about what? Larry David. Name five things we agree on. Larry David. Yeah. Well, I'll just add on as we go. keep a tally we need a we need like a brook and conner agree tally for this episode i'm just saying you love playing devil's advocate this is a podcast and and the the key piece to a podcast is conversation

back and forth we can do this all day um i mean i can't even think of something air air tastes good to breathe into my lungs air is good would you agree so you want me to say no it's not no would you agree yeah we'd have to have a million air's awesome and then we could keep going about air. No. We have to have some discourse. Babe, we've got tons of discourse.

I'm not going to say fuck your trainer that I've never met yesterday for helping you work out. That's all I want. I can't be that person for you. All I want. I can't.

Sometimes you just have, even if you don't believe it. No. Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Let me know in the comments

what you think about my, about F-45. Hey guys. Hey, hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor where we have both consensually gone to a trainer to work out and that's what we knew we were going to do there. Oh, that's my girl bod. When we worked out, we knew that we were going to be working out. Let's move on. We have to move on.

We literally have to. One thing about a podcast, we have to move on. I knew I was working out. I could work out with the lighter weights. That's all I wanted. I thought we agreed on moving on just now. Yeah, it's hard. Should we add number three?

So we agree on Larry David. Yeah. Goat. Err? Good. Good. Three, moving on. No, I'm indifferent to that because I could keep going.

Let's say number three is we agree to disagree. Our third agreement today. Oh my gosh, there's seven agreements. We should rewrite that book. What do you mean? Have you heard about that book? No. I read it.

Really good. I have to reread it. What is it? I don't remember at all. But I remember being like, this is really good. Is it like religious? I think it's like spiritual but not religious. But it was like a book.

It was like a thinker. Okay. What? Four agreements. So it's just four. It's just four agreements. Seven? What are they?

Like earth, water, air, fire. What were they? Really? The elements, right? No, it was not. Okay. It seems like it really made an impact on it. Can we pull up the, okay, the four agreements.

Be impactful with your word. Don't take anything personally. That's tough for me. Don't make assumptions. That's also tough and always do your best. That one's the hardest. So what? I just read the first chapter of this book.

Connor, I had no idea this book is the driving force of your life. Yeah, Brooke, this book, if everyone would just read this book over and over and when they finish it, restart it from the beginning, I don't think anyone would have to go to therapy. Oh, okay. Interesting. but you should if that's something you feel totally totally okay so our four agreements today are still brewing larry david air we agree to disagree i mean it let's i don't even feel good about i only feel good about larry david so you you're anti-air it's not that i'm anti-air it's i don't care about air oh gosh like it i mean i i should care more about air it's just like air i know is

not alive but like i would hate to take it for granted i know that's like like when you have a stomachache or a cold and you're like, I have taken for granted every second of my life where I did not have a stomachache or my nose wasn't stuffed. And then you tell yourself, next time my nose isn't stuffed or next time my stomach doesn't hurt, I'm going to sit in that and appreciate it and you never do. So I want everyone to take a minute if your stomach doesn't hurt or your nose isn't clogged, appreciate the healthy feelings that you're feeling. Oh my gosh, right now, Brooke, my nose isn't clogged and my stomach doesn't hurt. And take a minute to really appreciate it. I'm thankful. I'm thankful. I'm feeling. And I want those of you whose muscles don't feel like

they're about to shatter into a million pieces. You don't like that feeling? Connor, I can't move. But it's like a good thing. No, I'm not feeling good. Because they put too much weight, too many weights on. If I had a little bit less weights, I would have left feeling good and wanting to go back. Did you say that's too much weight for me? Yeah. Then sue them. I don't know. Take them to court. Yeah. That sounds like a good idea. Um, Well, I also, I had some, I had some discourse last night that I just have to get off my chest. Speaking of discourse. So, yesterday I posted a question, you know, people when they transport their bike, like if they're like a cyclist, they put it on top of their car.

Oh, yeah, I saw that. As if it's in motion, that always blows my mind as, like, it's sitting vertically, even though bikes are almost flat, like on their side. Right. So it blows my mind every time I see a bike sitting straight up on a car I don't know if I've ever seen that in IRL I saw it on your story but I don't think I've seen it IRL like on an IRL date on an IRL date like a million point five users of Tinder go on every so often I've just recently I bet you see it like 10 times after we talk about it but like I just like how I've been seeing Burton Ernie literally everywhere I'm here. Oh have you?

Yeah, it's the burn-nerney effect. Yeah. I think that you're going to start seeing it everywhere. And it just always blows my mind. And I posted just like, I'm a cyclist hater. Right. I just have bad interactions with them. Every time I'm, they run stop signs, they like, whatever.

And it's like, I get you on a bike and like, I'm not going to hit you with my car, but like, be careful. And don't be a dick. And they just are consistently not okay. Right. You had strong words for them last night. They were not well received. No, I didn't think they would be.

They were not well received by the cyclist community. People were calling me a cyclist as if it was like you're a racist or an ablest. Right. I was like, yeah, you know what? I'm not insulting something about you. I'm insulting your hobby. Is that good? Is that a good thing to do?

I mean, like for some reason, people that play pickleball, I'm not pickaballist, but it's easy to make fun of. And they receive it well. It's a goofy little, it's big ping pong. You know, like it's funny. I think I get insulted if people insult my hobbies. Like if somebody says, like I remember one time someone said to me about knitting, like, I wish I could knit because you like don't need any skill. Right. We talked about this.

We talked about this because it was like it's, but it's something you can learn. It's like I wish I could sing. You can sing really well. I can't learn to sing. You can see right through that. That's a farce. Well, some people think anyone can learn to sing. They're not okay.

No, I think you could. That's a skill you're born with. I think if you're not tone deaf, which you're not, you could take a singing class and learn to sing. I wouldn't want to download my tracks. You don't know that until you take the class. I promise you have recorded myself on voice memo thinking like I finally figured out my pitch.

Delete. Like it puts me in timeout. I drive in silence for minutes after I hear myself. Well, maybe with a trained professional. Yeah. Well, anyways, the cyclist. community had it out for my neck. I'm genuinely scared. I'm going to get my ass beat. They are just like not okay with being made fun of. Right. I didn't get the answer on why they travel with their

bike sitting vertically on their vehicle. So that's still up there. But I think like a lot like the communities online, if I were to rank like the scariest communities cyclists are now, by the way, that's not a compliment to be a scary community online. That means that you're not okay. Like Swifties. I think every community has a scary piece. A seri sect. A scary sect. I'm trying to think of like one that's just like unproblematic. I can't think of any that don't have scary people because scary people are the loudest.

So those are the ones that you're going to hear. B&C community. B&C has scary people. They have scaries. Yeah. They're scaries in here. Yeah. Are the scaries in the room with us right now?

And I'm sure I'm one of the scaries in some of my communities. Yeah, but I belong to so many communities. The scariest I've been involved with, I haven't had any run-ins with Swifties because I've been very clear that I'm also a Taylor Swift fan. But the Swift, you scare me. The moms, the mammas, scary. Scary. Mama bears.

In the same vein, teachers, understandably, scare me. And then number four, cyclists. Yeah. Now. Yeah. Which, like, there was no reason for that. You should have seen that coming. I was okay with it.

You have to have a little discourse. Like, that's how you get traction. You got to have. have some like some strong opinions. Did you keep it up? I deleted it this morning. Yeah. Just because I was tired of getting DMs.

No one was like, I mean, they just took it really seriously. They were like, I fucking hate you for this. And I was like, that's okay with me. Like weed them out. I don't want you here. Do you want to tell everyone what you said? Yes. Sorry.

I said, I'm not a cyclist. Actually, I said, I'm not cyclist, which like now I understand why they were like, you're being cyclist right now. I'm not a cyclist I've never been a cyclist I've never claimed to be a cyclist because parentheses I was raised in a loving home

and had a great childhood on parentheses but it never fails to blow my mind that you guys travel with your bikes vertically on top of your car and then below I said this is a rhetorical question I know the answer that you do this is because you're a cyclist

no offense you know because like they don't do anything by the books like obey street legal things things. Stop signs, etc. Yeah, pretty harsh. Get over it. It's your hobby. I'm just

providing discourse. I didn't say anyone who rides anyone who rides a bike is ugly. Like I didn't say that. Yeah, but I'm just saying it was pretty harsh, which is fine. Yeah. If you're okay with it. I'm okay with it. Great. Yeah, I think that grow some balls if you're going to be riding your bike in the street. Okay. Maybe you'll get hit by a cyclist soon. I have been hit by a cyclist.

And it was their fault. Yeah, it was crossing the street. I got clipped at the foot. Is that the same as your bird story or different? Different. I got hit by a Toyota Corolla at that time. Oh. Yeah.

I love it, Connor. How was your weekend? It was good. I launched my drink on Friday. How was that? That was good. Is that all I did? Yeah.

Wow. That was good. You came. I did. It was a delicious drink. I wish I had known before I drank the whole thing. I wish I had looked. at the can to see that it's 10%

I said that on our podcast last week. I guess I wasn't listening or that I had forgotten. I said be careful with it when I handed it to you too. You didn't hand me your drink. Yeah, I did. Oh, at the event? Yeah. I thought you meant on the podcast.

The thing is, Connor, I don't remember. Do you know why? Because of the 10%. It's 10% alcohol. I wish I had gone a little bit slower. Well, but it did, like, that's good because it tasted good. It's so good like over ice. I need to bring some in.

Oh, here it is. Right here. Connor Wood's spicy lime margarita went with the spicy lime margarita because that's what I've been drinking and then it just worked out and you have literally always said that you love lime flavored thing oh my gosh yeah I love lime I love spice and it's not even that spice like it is their face spice but for people that don't like spice like me it's still good yeah it's just like a little kick it was a kick and it's like basically like at the beginning I was like oh I'm so excited. People were there and people were having the drink and then like I was busy so I wasn't

really like drinking that much and like I couldn't sit down and have a drink so I was like running around and had Max there and like 30 minutes in I start talking to me but I'm like oh my god everyone's so drunk like people were like they were having fun but I was like oh wow the night really got away from everyone the night got away from everyone everyone everyone Except for you at first, which is always unsettling when you're the kind of like... Well, I was entertaining. Right. At first.

At first. Yeah. No, I carried it on pretty much the whole night. I did try, like, have people over to my house after. And then entertained, which is like, the entertaining thing for me, like, I'm just so... Anytime I am, like, in charge of people having fun, I, like, do not have any fun. Yeah. And then like when we get that, when I'm finally, like, off the clock, I like try to catch up with the drinking.

Right. Never ends fun. No. It was fine for me, though. Yeah. It was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, that reminds me. I, like, woke up so hung over on Saturday. Somehow, I guess it was from drinking. Oh, I guess so. Yeah, I didn't leave my bed Saturday or Sunday. I had to leave my bed Saturday because Hunter was in town. Right. And he's like.

some people just don't get hung over and they're but it's not even like about rest it's about like why are we why are you why are you hung out they're like confused other people are hungover right he was up and I had him and I was like that makes no sense let's go by the way but he brought this stuff because we had to go to a I see you have a tube we went to a block party I brought it today because you had posted about did you post about under eye something about your under eye there's something wrong there was something wrong with my under eyes he brought this stuff cold brew under eye by Goodwere. Oh my God.

It is, unless I'm imagining it, which I don't think I am. Do I have under eye bags? A little bit. Okay. A little bit. A little bit. Well, this is the stuff that he brought.

Oh my God, thanks, Connor. That's really thoughtful of you. Is it kind of like cold to the... Well, I had it in like against my thigh just now, like for about an hour. Oh, no, that's a good feeling. This is what I was going to say that I was like... You have to kind of...

You have like a huge glob. Yeah, it's globbing. Oh, it's globbing. Yeah, I would say it's globbing, big time. I was going to say, I said, remind me to say something, and then I forgot, and then I just remembered. I got a facial, like last week, and I have always been so, or not always, because they're more of a recent thing, but insecure about the lines on my forehead. And I have been wanting to get Botox, but I'm too scared. Yeah.

But the facial lady told me that my skin's just dehydrated. And they're not a sign of age. They're just like dry wrinkles. Like think of SpongeBob out of water. Yeah. Think of SpongeBob needing water. That's what my skin was doing. And so she gave me a hydrating facial.

And the lines completely disappeared. A hydrating facial? Via hydrating facial. How did she get water? I don't. No. I think it was just like a lot of like hydrating product. Oh.

But now they're. completely back. So I'm going to get Botox. What about drinking water? I think that would help. Yeah. Like with liquid I be. Yeah.

But that's just something that I had no idea about. I guess it makes sense. That your skin would wrinkle up if you're dehydrated. Yeah. You're dehydrated. I guess it does. Because your body is made out of 90% water. Something.

That's jellyfish. No, it's a lot of water. We're like 70%. I feel like we've talked about this before. for on our science podcast. Moral of a story, it's more than 50. Yeah. Yeah.

Crazy. What? More than 50% of our body is water. Yeah. Connor. Can we look it up? I just need to see it in writing really quick. I still have.

Yeah, you're still globbing. It's okay. Oh, that's, I hate things in the corners of, okay, a little bit more. 60%? An adult men, about 60% of their bodies are water. I kept putting more on. In adult women, fat makes up more. of the body than men so they have about 55% of their body's made of water.

55% of my body? Yeah, but I'm 60 somehow. Is there still globes under my head? No, you're good. You're not gloving anymore. Okay. Wait. Oh, probably because of boobs. And boobs are like fat, right?

Yeah, but so, like, we're just like more cushiony in general. That's awesome. Not really, but, yeah. Well, if you got hit by a toyter crawl on a bird scooter, you'd probably... I don't think that's how it works, though. I think it's more just like childbearing vibes Love that

Me too Me too Connor Is this gonna be like a dead air episode Because I'm not I'm not having the same Genesequa Zena Sequa Liaison from one dot to another abilities

That I think we usually have We can't do that every episode No we need to give our minds a break Yeah The thing about our minds is they are firing on all cylinder there's 158% of the time 24-7. Like, we don't stop thinking.

We don't stop being smart and whatnot. So we do need to give our brains a rest sometime. I wouldn't dream of stopping being smart. No, you wouldn't. No. And it may come as an alarm to a lot of people that we do need to take a break. You want to hear the dumbest thing that I think I've ever done or have ever thought. You know how like billboards for movies are like only in.

theaters, October 21st. Yeah. I just now realized that meant like the only place you could watch it is the theater. You thought it was only on that day. I thought it was only going to be in theaters that day. Which I was always like that's weird because they always seem to be in theater longer than just that day. That's why punctuate.

It's like not on demand or anything. Punctuation is so important. No, it is. I think they need to fix that. Only in theater, only comma, in theaters. Or only in theaters, parentheses. not on demand and parentheses October 21st.

We're always saying context is so key if you can provide it in a succinct manner. If you can. Oh, that's interesting. I wonder if that was like a marketing ploy for children. Because they're going to think it's only in theaters that one day.

And like want to go? So box office sales are going to be like through the roof. No, I don't think so. I think it's just a matter of change the phrasing. Could be marketing though. Although how else would they say it without the parentheses?

punctuation I'm bad at punctuation and I don't get along with anyone who uses commas I hate when people are like thanks comma Connor period well that's weird in tech thanks Connor I don't know I just like that type of person that would use a comma correctly technically I just like never see I die with I don't I don't really have anything else to say DSDF DSDF that should be that should be our fourth agreement.

I guess that would be agreed to disagree. We're only on the second. Because air is no longer and it's upon the thing. We took air off. Yeah, DSDF. So DSDF and then we could. But is that even like a valid thing that we agree that like you have different opinions?

That feels like a cop out. No, different strokes, different folks is like acknowledging that people are not, you're not going to see eye to eye with someone, but like you're mature enough to be like, but we can coexist and move on. Yeah. Or host a podcast together.

Yeah. Yeah. I like the SDF. I believe in it as one of the four principles. How was your weekend? How was my weekend? How was it? I don't think I did. Well, I saw you Friday and then had to completely rest on Saturday. And then I got addicted to resting. So then had to rest all day on Sunday as well. Yeah. So that was my weekend. But yesterday, or not yesterday, Monday, I, Megan, won a contest. to go watch a live recording of Conan's podcast. And Conan is her tier one, which is really, I have two best friends in my life who's tier one is Conan O'Brien. Who's the other person? My friend Jen from home is like her,

the love of her life is Conan, which like totally love and respect. It's just interesting that there's two of them, you know? Yeah. So I've always had an appreciation for Conan because by proxy. Montchallson's by proxy. And,

And there's always a surprise celebrity guest. So I was like, who could this be? I was so excited, so stoked. And earlier that day, I had been posting nonstop about the Ed Sheeran song, Barcelona, just being like the best song that I've ever heard in my life. And then on the way to Conan, listening to Barcelona by Ed Shearin, surprise guest, Ed S. Can you believe that? No.

When I saw that, I was, or you texted me it. And I was like, Hmm, that's super interesting. Like that is. We also have talked about... We also have talked about... We've talked about... ...that the manifestation space has gone beyond this...

These two seats. Well, the fact that we've talked about him about one million times, we talked about his new album, we talked about him doing the pop-up show. Yeah. And then you post about him that day. That day is what's scaring me. Yeah.

So I want to take some time to manifest some things because it feels like the time. Take the Bhutan. Okay, first of all, um, I'm going to meet the love of my life before 2024. by the way. So in the next few months. Three months.

Two, two and a half months. Going hand in hand with that, I'm going to get on Raya. Good. And so is Izzy and so was Luke. Yeah. Okay. Going hand in hand with that, Andrew Garfield is going to be on chicken shop date, platonically.

Has he not been? No, he hasn't been. Oh, wow. But he will be now. No, I know. Yeah, he will. Yeah. I can't believe he hasn't.

The interviews on the red carpet with him are just like so good. I know. He's going to be on it. Chicken shop. Now soon. Well, tonically, yeah. And what's the last thing? Oh, I'm going to have a really good interaction with one of my celebrity crushes.

And they're going to be like, oh, my God, she's so sweet and adorable. You kind of had that, I feel, like, with Jonathan Graff. It would still, it's a work of progress for sure. Yeah. Well, you're on good momentum. Is there anything else you want to get in on that? Anything you need a manifest? Yeah, I need to manifest.

some stuff. Oh, something huge is going to happen like career-wise too. Oh, I want that. Okay, take it. Something huge is going to happen career-wise for me as well, too. Very cool. Yeah. I have two shows tomorrow in San Diego.

Yes. And I'm going to kill it back to back. Even though everyone says when you're doing really well, usually you bomb the next one. And I did really well the last one. Oh. So I'm just thinking about driving two hours down to San Diego and then pooping my on the stage basically. Well, everyone that's going already knows you.

So if you poop in your pants, they'll support. I like want to poop in my pants. Oh. Why? So I can like have an excuse to be like, I'm so sorry I shit my pants. I'm gonna, I have to go home. Okay. Yeah.

I'm not going to manifestation. I'm not going to poop in my pants. But no, I'm going to do really well there. I want something else though. I feel like that's less. manifestation because it's like kind of in your control. Because I'm working on it. Yeah, you have to manifest something that like it's just in the universe's hand.

I forget that manifestation is like I'm going to sit back and let this unfold without actually with it being on the back burner. So for example, I have no control over chicken shop or meeting the love of my life really. Oh my gosh. So that's something the universe is going to handle. I don't really have anything. You don't need the universe to help you out? No, I do, but I just can't think of it off the top of my head.

Okay. Maybe you're happy with everything that you have right now. Mm-mm, that's not it. That couldn't possibly be it. No. Okay. We can come back. Yeah, let's come back because I have some, I have, I'm going to have something.

Yeah. I'm going to have something totally. Totally. You know what I would like to have? What? I've gotten kind of better at this, but just like less, no, this is not manifestation either. I want to just be like firing off my TikToks like I used to three years ago. Right.

I know. I just like need to be in, that's therapy. Like I need to be in a better headspace. Right. I want to manifest a better. head space because that's out of my control. I was thinking of manifesting a different brain, but I don't, or like just like something, like a lobotomy without a lobotomy, you know? Yeah, because like, but I don't know if that. I wouldn't want to get a lobotomy and then like,

be like, get buyers remorse from my lobotomy. That does. That would be the worst type of buyer's remorse. But like, I don't even think you would realize it. Can you reverse lobotomy? Like reverse vasectomy vibes? No, once your, your brain tubes are completely tied. tubes are tied on that one. That's what I've been saying, by the way. My new saying that has been catching a lot of people. My tubes are tied on that one. Like I had no choice.

What's the actual saying that I've... Hands. My hands are tied? Yeah. Oh, it doesn't even make sense now. My tubes are tied. Right. My hands are tied to what?

Untie them. You can't use your hand. You can't do anything. Brooke, if my hands are tied together, I'm just going to simply untie them with my fingers. Okay. We'll tie that out. You should say your fingers are tied on this one.

and the bonus and so we'll see. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hogtied here. Oh my God, that reminds me. I was my, I was doing this bit again this weekend that was just like not landing. Just like talking about fishermen's knots nonstop. Walk me through that one.

I don't even remember actually. I just could not stop like slipping fisherman knot into. I don't know what you mean. I don't get it either. Did I not do that too on Friday? I don't know what you did to me on Friday. I kept seeing you You were like the flash

I would blink and then you'd be like Over here alone at the golf course Like I would just be like if you were gonna go get a drink I'd be like oh did you try the fisherman's knot Oh I like that And it just like Were you on a solo venture? Yeah I was fisherman nodding myself all around

But that was just speaking of knots Speaking of knots Yeah There's never a bad time to knot No Could you name other types of knots Because I couldn't That's how this all came up

Yes It was the only knot I could say was the fisherman's crap I used to know so many knots. Crap I used to know so many knots. Crap. Notts. Something not.

Helix knot? The monkey fist. Oh, I was going to tell you something else about Ed Sheeran. Okay. They spent the whole episode talking about celebrities. It was kind of like B&C vibes. Just like what celebrities like they want to meet. Like what happens when they do meet celebrities, like how they approach.

Ed Shearine are starting about meeting a celebrity? And Conan, yeah. Who is Conan talking about it? was saying like this is his he was talking about basically like his model of meeting celebrities his version of clout chasing basically so what he does i've called he does the reverse ethical cloud chase he will not go up to someone he will not meet someone he doesn't have to unless they say i want to meet ed is that interesting that's exactly opposite reverse cloud chasing that's reverse cloud chasing so if they say they want to meet ed ed then says oh okay only then like even if he's around his idol he will not go up and

say hi. Who is his idol, did he say? Did he drop names? Oh. Or Bob Dylan. He won't go say hi. He will wait till. Well, Bob Dylan's like mega dead, right? I don't like is he dead? He's dead. He's dead. Oh, I didn't know that. I think he's not dead at all. I hope he's alive. I think he is. Oh my gosh, not not Bob Dylan dropping dead the second week I'm recording. Oh God. That's so scary. No, we're not manifest. Oh, good. Thank God. I actually don't remember if they were talking about Bob. Dylan or Springsteen, but Brooke, we will go on the watch list if anything happens to Bob Dylan. I know. I'm serious.

How old is Bob Dylan? So that would not be our fault. He's old. But start crying. I'm serious. He's fine. Okay. He's fine. Let's move on quickly so that whatever entity is in the room doesn't catch wind. But I guess you're right, like we can't employ, like use that model. I just got mega chills from that. He's fine. Okay, who were they talking, Bruce Springsteen? Yeah, but we can't.

I guess you're right. Like, we can't do that model because it's not like Bruce Springsteen's going to be like, I need to meet fibula. No offense. Watch your mouth. Do you know what I mean, though? Yeah, but I'm not worried about that.

I think if, like, like Ed Sheeran hearing Bruce Springsteen say, I want to meet, or like knowing who Ed is, but not saying I want to meet Ed is like, would be enough for me. Uh-huh. Or wait, not saying explicitly,

I want to meet Ed Shearin, but being like, oh yeah, I know Ed. That's enough for me. Okay. Yeah. But I have no shame also. But is he ashamed of going up to someone or is he just like, eh, I meet a lot of people?

No, he's just like, I won't. Like, because he's like, I don't want, he doesn't want the interaction to just be like, hi, I'm Ed, I'm a fan. Like he wants it to be. I've always. More than that. So I think it would only be more than that for him if they. Wait, let's be the dangerous people in the Ed Shear and Stan group. Or let's be the, the.

the scary heads we're headheads i am an ed headhead i have not listened to any of his recent music though but first three albums i would die for shape of you and my way that's frank sinatra i know shape of you and my way i want to be my death songs really i want you to put uh shape of you first to see if i come back to life because that song always makes me move my hips i don't like that one it was my favorite for over a year i like the slow i like the slow i like the slow sad ones about like dying and love and broken hearts. I love a sad, a sad man song like Louis Capaldi Ed. Yeah, it comes from the soul.

It's so soul vibes. I like shape of you because it makes me want to shake my... Shape of you. Bustin that song. Shake of you. Shake my ass. Yeah. To that song. The beginning.

Dung, don't, dong, dong, dong, dong. The club is not the best place to find a lover. But the bar is where I'm at. Yeah, you'll go there. He only speaks truth. Do you have chills? Yeah, I'm kind of Ed heading out over here.

Wow. Okay, when we said that this is an Ed Sheerran safe space, someone was like, oh, thank God, like I don't like Ed. No, we don't mean like the space is safe from Ed Shearin. We mean like any Ed Sheeran. Slander blocks. Slander will not be tolerated in this space. It never has.

Even before all of these recent interactions with add. Oh, we're going to have ad on the podcast, by the way. In hindsight, though, I do wish it was a completely different guest that I had seen out of nothing about respect to add. Like, it would have been fun if it was a comedian. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. You get what you get and you don't get upset. Fit doesn't rhyme with get. Well, it's just like a DSDS situation. I was raised in a different realm. Um, Conan, I do want to say, like, I've never been a huge Conan fan ever since like high school when I when we did that face matching thing and I got him 99.9% match and I just like automatically I was like I don't like this man um he's the only good one left and

I feel ill that I ever spoke now he's like truly a king poorly of him yeah he is I can't think of anybody actually that's more always on than him always on and he's he's home he's Conan is home home home is Hohman's where the cone is. Cone the Bell. Yeah. He's an awesome guy. Love him. Yeah.

And truly, like, of the late night. You know what's weird? You posted a picture one time and you were like, how is it not like you and me? Who was that? Conan and some woman. Was it Sarah Silverman? No. Oh, you know, I know exactly who it was.

Who the hell was? Spanish teacher from That So Raven, I think. Wow. What's her name? Couldn't tell you. I don't know. Oh, I have good news in the uptown. dating space.

What? I've gotten a word from several people that we are back in negotiations for the strike. That's exciting. And we could see a wrap up by the end of November. That's actually so far away still, though. If not, January. No, you're kidding. No.

So, I'm looking forward to your podcast being launched after Thanksgiving. I'll talk about that on this podcast, Obsessed. No. Yeah. Yeah. So, fingers crossed that that's tomorrow. So. Yeah.

Yeah, that would be, I'm excited for that. Yeah. Manifested. Oh, manifest the end of the strike. The strike will be over. Tomorrow? Yeah. The strike will be over tomorrow.

That's your bottom dollar that tomorrow. Oh, I wish I could find there's a video of me singing that song on the local news in eighth grade. Huh? Huh? That woman. Oh! Yes. No way.

That is us. Like, that's scary. that's like terrifying it's shaking i'm shaking my boots rosabodo oh yeah rosabodo abdu totally what about it tomato tomato that is frighteningly we should recreate that photo we should recreate that photo yeah yeah

something to consider totally um love and rose abdu today all right um i we talked to you yesterday there was a tweet that went viral mode about things that we're always talking about things people don't talk about on here but like someone finally tweeted and said here's some things that people don't know what's interesting about our podcast

a lot of things what are you thinking of we can't really be put in a box we've said that before but like we're not relationships and dating although it is listed as that on an Apple podcast why we are in the relationship segment the charts will never be in our favor because we don't we don't subscribe to any of our categories. What is one thing we've ever said about relationships? I'd like to be in one.

That's it. Relationship of dating advice over here, please. For us, someone call in. We should be in like a category of our own called GoodWeird. Good Weird? Yeah. Called discourse. Discourse.

Yes, yeah. Discourse. Is that smart? Because if we're in our own category, we'll always be number one. Yeah. Ooh, I actually gave myself goosebumps. That's a good life motto. Put yourself in your own category.

That way you'll always be number one. I have the hairs on my body or standing up. Wait, what is your category that you're putting yourself? I don't know. I'm just saying put yourself, be one of a kind. That way you'll always be number one of that kind. I, we're in a- How is that new?

Brooke, Brooke, we're back to our roots. We're a philosophy podcast. Yeah. We're in the philosophy category of podcasts. Ooh, wow. Like, we're dumb, but we're so smart. We get there. We are the smartest dumb people I've ever made.

We get there. We have to talk ourselves through it, but we get there. Yeah. There's no end in sight. There's no light at the end of the tunnel, but we'll find it. I actually realized recently it's not that we're dumb because there are most, or at least all of my friends, like don't know a lot of the stuff that we don't know, like Roman Empire, et cetera, like that kind of stuff.

We're just not afraid to say it out loud. You think I'm scared? No, I know you're not. No. Yeah. Again with the cyclists. Like, I'm okay with that. I have an opinion.

Here's something, speaking of Roman Empire. I figured it out. What? Here's Pucoshell Cross necklace discourse. Ready? Ready. I think the divide, and we can go to women after this because there is a conversation about like what the female version of the Roman Empire is.

Yes. I think you can divide guys into two categories and I think this is it. Roman Empire men. Guys that think about the Roman Empire and guys that think about pirates. Oh. Because I started thinking today, I go, I think about pirates. Like a couple times a week, I do. What about them specifically do you think about?

The high seas and treasure and drinking. The Dutchman's treasure. One gold to blue plastic. Like eye patches. We don't talk about pirates. And swords. And battles. on the sea, but like, I'm not really talking about, you know, I'm sure it was brutal out there.

I wouldn't survive very long, but like, I love Pirates of the Caribbean. They'll get it. They've transcendent. They're real. The play. I love all of that, the lore about it, you know? Yeah. The flying Dutchman and his treasure and the cracking.

That's so fun. Red, red beard. That was real. I think that was real. Now, I'm not talking about current-day Somalian pirates. That's where it gets a little dark. Right. That does open the question, you know, in whatever, several years.

Are they going to be like, Somalian pirates were so cool and badass on their little boats? We'll never know. I'm the captain now. Mm-hmm. So. That's good, Connor. So how often do you think about pirates at all? No.

But now I probably will start. Well, there's a pirate flag on my street that someone has up underneath the American flag, which I just think is just like really cool. But having a pirate flag now, is that like in solidarity with the Somalian pirates or is that like a throwback? I think, I don't know. I think it's like, I think it's cool and like a little bit like vintage vibes. Oh, it's vintage? Yeah. It's kind of like having like a Bronco, like an old Bronco. Oh, and you know me. I can't tell the difference between a Bronco and a don't. A dump truck.

That's what she said the other day. No, it's not like I'm not shitting on them. I just don't have like the eye of like being able to tell what's a nice car or not. So like when you point out an old bronco like that to me, there's no difference between trucks are all trucks to me. So like an old Bronco is the same as like a construction truck. I love that. Same with shoes and watches. Like I just Google white sneaker and buy the first one that I see on Amazon.

All the same to me. I love that. Yeah. That's cool. But if I looked at yarn, I'd be like, yarn and you'd be like that's string. Yeah, probably. And I love that for us.

Me too, Connor. That's an example of DSDF, like working beautiful. DSGF tattoos. Okay. I would get a matching tattoo with you to commemorate the pod. Or I would actually get the phrase different strokes, different folks. Or should we get DSDF? I don't want letters or words.

Like, I want a picture. Oh, crap. I want DSDF. I know. I love letters. But what if you got DSDF and I got like a symbol that represents it? What would be the symbol? A Bronco?

A pirate ship? A Bronco would be a cool tattooed down. I would have DSDF. Yeah. What if we had a cool font? What if you picked the font? I can't. I don't know why.

It's just like, I don't want any words. Okay, we'll sit on it. Okay, that's fine. Wait, that's just like a perfect example of DSDF, though. You want an image. I love images, too. Yeah, you do. And I don't love words that much, but they look cool in your skin.

I don't know. I just don't know how. they'd look on my skin piece. So what do you think the female equivalent equivalent? Well, everybody's been saying Silver Springs, the 1997 live performance. Oh. Which 100% I can't watch. I can't go to sleep without watching that.

Yeah. Like that is my melatonin. But everyone's saying that. You know what? Everybody's talking about that performance and yet we're not talking about it enough. Interesting. Like I think it should be the only thing anyone ever talks about is that performance of Silver Springs.

Does that make sense? Yeah. You're never going to talk about Fleetwood Mac to me too much, or Stevie Nix. I've meant to wear my Fleetwood Mac tea today. Damn. Well, I like the Bear's sweater. Yeah. I love Little Teddy Bears.

It's like 70 plus degrees out, though. Not right now. It's like 64. It was 64, and now it's hot. You know what I love? What do you love? Shorts and long-sleeved shirt season. Connor?

Me too. Agreement! I think that's two. Two. Worth three. Larry David, DSF and shirt slash short season. My personal, we don't talk about enough slash. What is it not Bust and C Party?

Roman Empire, my personal Roman Empire slash we don't talk about this enough is Jonathan Larson. Who's that? Okay. Let me give you a little bit of an intro of what you can expect on Obsessed. Jonathan Larson. Yeah, the podcast. Jonathan Larson is the playwright and the composer who wrote Tick-Tick-Bomb and RET.

And here's the thing. Here's the lore, Connor. I'm ready for lore. Yeah, let me tell you the lore. He wrote Tick-T-T-Bum first, and Tick-T-T-Bum is basically like kind of an autobiographical story about how he kept getting like rejection after rejection and he's turning 30, hence 30-90, which is from Tick-Tick-T-Bum. And he feels like time is running out, like, Tick, Tick, Tick. Like, he feels like he's up against the clock.

Like he doesn't know like when he's going to make something of him. or if he's going to make something of himself. Oh no. Because of all these rejections. So Tick, Tick, Boom is just like about him being rejected. And then Tick, Tick, boom, actually, ironically,

being about all the rejections he's had, was the first one of his plays that, like, took off a little. Like, it didn't take off very much, but it took off a bit. And then he made Rent, which is the musical that completely redefined. I know, I know what musicals could look like.

Yeah. The first, like, rock musical, the first musical with, like, a darker subject. matter. So every musical that I love came after rent because it took pieces of rent. So your life is based off of Jonathan Larson is BR and AR. Connor 150%. Here's like the kicker. Tick boom is about like he felt like he was up against the clock. Then he made rent. He died on opening night of rent. He never got to see it. He never got to see what a success it became. Wait. Tick, tick boom. Boom. He and his heart literally

exploded he had an aneurysm. Like, isn't, talk about Laura. Do you have goosebumps? Wait, who else died on like the day that their big thing was released? Like somebody else, that's like a huge thing somebody else did. That's Jonathan Larson. No, no, no, because I didn't know that until just now, but I know

of someone else. The guy that built the statue outside of the Denver airport that happened to him to. Not as cool. But like how insane is that is you're working your whole life. You feel like time's running out. You finally get it and you never get to see. And like the amount of awards that he won after he died, like the impact. He never saw any of it.

Thank you to Andrew Garfield for continuing his legacy in the, and Tick, take, boom. That's why I kind of want to fake both of our, thanks, Andrew. That's why I want to fake both of our deaths and see how big our podcast gets and then we come back. Because, because, I, yeah. Penny for your thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar. There were so much more after you're a goner.

we'd get so many brand deals if we died for a second well you know it's actually i asked my therapist it is completely normal to think about what would happen when you die and like what would happen at your funeral yeah yeah have we spoken about that we talk about it like non-stop oh okay that's something we can ask if her it's normal how much we talk about it yeah yeah we talk about it a lot like you should be a sancho the other day that said i wish i could die for like three days and then come back but I think you were just talking about like taking a nap. Yeah, I was exhausted probably like a self-induced coma. I think yeah I guess it's like getting comfortable with your own mortality like talking about it that helps you know but then I said then you know sometimes you know that feeling

you get when all of a sudden it's like it's not okay to talk about it anymore. I'm kind of getting that right now. Okay let's move on. Okay wait so someone tweeted the other day that was like stuff no one talks about enough I made a little list. Jonathan Larson and Silver Springs. I have one for you. Joan Kusack. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can talk about her a little bit more. Who looked like her?

Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. Incredible woman. She needs to cast Joan Kusack more. Well, I guess not currently. Right, because she's standing with Sag. But maybe late November, early January. I love her.

works tomorrow. Yeah, hopefully. Wait, there is someone that looks exactly like her. Are we friends with this person? Do you know who I'm talking about? Someone started telling someone they look like Joan Cusack and we were like, yes. We can come back to it. We'll figure it out retroactively. I don't know. At the top of the time, I know, I know someone, but I don't think that you know. No, I know, obviously I know them. I'm talking about it. I know someone completely different, but I thought of them separately. Who is it? Carson. that's who I'm thinking of I think it

did you post something about it yes I think that's the thing I'm just thinking that's your friend I'm thinking I have a friend Let me show you a picture of Carson Cochran Oh so I don't have a friend that looks like Joan Hughes That Connor does

No but I don't I just don't think you've met her No I haven't But did you yeah It's a spitting image They're like like identity cow You must have posted something about it I might have like close friends. That really is so scary how someone could post something about it.

And I don't know her. And then I can go on to be like, I have a friend that looks like Joan Cusack. Oh. And I just, you know. No, you, me. You could tell a story one time and then I'll tell it for six years and I put myself into that story. Yeah, exactly.

I'll be like, I was on my period and I was like on a flight. And I was like, wait. Was I? Was that me? Oh, let me keep going. All right. Dogs, weird, random thumb that's halfway up their arm. They're, it's like an elbow.

There's a fingernail on it. I've never seen this bone, this thumb then. I'll send you a picture this afternoon. Maybe, maybe there's something wrong with Max. No, everyone, everyone has it. I'll look it up. Okay. Wait, can we look up dog, dumb thing, talent?

On arm? Yeah. That's it? Yeah, that's gonna be. That's not halfway up their arm. Okay, so Max's is a little bit higher up than that. but he's from the pound what are you gonna do blank like maxis looks like that

bottom middle yeah hmm looks like a heel okay so why is it on his elbow did you hear that frog in my throat wait that wasn't on purpose

no that was the manifestation ghost and entered my body oh my god Connor that was so I don't feel good I thought you were doing a bit that I didn't get.

I thought you were going full fishermen. No, I want to go home. I wasn't going fishermen's not at that time. We got to clip that. I was going flying Dutchman. Oh my God, wait. I can't even do that again if I tried. I have a video of my brother giving a presentation in college and in the middle of the presentation.

He got like mucus in his throat. He couldn't. He couldn't go. Do you have a video of it? Oh no. And then he like, he addressed it. Like he was like, sorry.

You can say my throat. I would just be like, oh, I hope I have that. I don't know if I do. I mean, that just made me really nervous and I tried to talk through it thinking it would clear. And I really want to hear it back as we speak. That got me good. Oh, man.

Okay, while you find that, I just would like to know what that thing is in the middle of my dog's, wrist. Oh, it's called a dew claw? What to do about them? Oh, I got to do something about it. Oh, I shouldn't ask. I shouldn't ask. It doesn't seem to bug him. A dew claw is a digit, a vestige on some animals on the foot of many mammals, birds and reptiles, including some extinct. It commonly grows higher on the leg than the rest of the foot. Such, okay, too many words here. The name refers to the do calls. allegedly tendency to brush dew away from the grass. Neat on dogs and cats, the dew claws are inside on the front leg, similarly to a human's thumb, which shares evolutionary homology, although many animals have dew claws.

Similar species do not. Horses drafts. Oh, so it's thumb vibes. Yeah, but it's to get the dew. I don't understand when his wrists would hit the dew. Also, what's wrong with dew? What do you mean? What a wild animal is scared of a little dew.

I get a cat because they don't like to be wet, but like a dog? Provide extra traction and help stabilize the carpal wrist join. Okay, shouldn't have asked. We just don't talk about it enough. I didn't know what it was. We've talked about it. Now we've talked about it plenty. I'm glad we got that.

I think people talk about this enough. Last night I was like, oh, I don't talk about this enough. Right. When you get a to-go box and then you leave the to-go box at the restaurant, that feeling of like, you really can't talk about how painful that is. Because, like, no one in that moment can relate. No one's like, oh, it's okay. But, like, that hurts. That feels like, that feels, I mean, it is identical to dropping like a $20 bill on the ground or like potentially like a $30 bill if that existed.

Do you know in France or I guess in other parts of Europe, too, they just don't do to go? They also do smaller servings at you. So like you're going to eat all your food. But I remember like when we did a French exchange program in high school and my French student was saying with me, she was like completely shell shocked by us being able to take food to go because she was just like that like free food. That's baby paid for it. Yeah. Yeah. That reminds me one time I went to Germany with my dad and we were getting food, whatever.

and we both ordered French fries. You have to order them separately. And we both ordered them for our meals with our burgers, which that's so embarrassing to say. We were in Germany. We ordered burgers and fries. And she brought one order of fries. My dad goes, oh, oops, she only brought one.

And he goes, we ordered two actually. And she goes, I think that's fine for you. Didn't bring the other order. And it was fine. It was totally plenty of food. Okay, I actually did find the video. Oh, nice. But I need a few more seconds because I think my brother posted it on TikTok.

Sorry, this is taking a long time. No worries. I'll keep going. Yeah, please do. Playgrounds. Now, playgrounds, here's the thing about playgrounds. I don't think we talk about enough about how, like, kids are having fun on them. That's who they're made for.

But like the parents aren't having fun because they're genuinely so dangerous. But they're made for kids. When you can finally, as an adult, be safe enough. They don't make any adult playgrounds. I guess like a bar would be an adult playground, but like I want to go down a slide every now and then. I would love to go.

I would love an adult Chuckie Cheese or an adult like McDonald's. No, they don't have like things you can climb in. I guess you're right. Hmm. I just think that that, if that probably does exist in like the Midwest, but free idea if it doesn't, like an adult, I want to go to like a,

I want to jump off something into a jungle gym. I want to get in a jungle gym. I want to like crawl through tubes like a big hamster. I want to jump into a pit. I want to jump into a pit. A ball pit. Not a ball pit. I want the styrofoam. Yeah, me too.

I can't find the video by the way. Okay, that's fine. I want like a styrofoam like that I used to have a gymnastics class. Oh, I love those. Yeah, me too. You think I wouldn't? No, I know you would. Yeah.

One thing we could agree on. Adult. Adult jungle gym ball pit. Yeah. combo. People aren't talking enough about the Panama Papers. I don't know what that is. Me either. So they should talk about it.

Where did you get that from? That one was quoted on Twitter. Okay. What are the Panama Papers? Let's learn. Let's learn together. I love them we learn together. If you had to guess what the Panama Papers, what would you say? Some sort of treaty. I would say it was like some sort of treaty.

Yeah, me too. if I had to guess. If I had to guess. The Pandora. Oh, this is the Pandora papers. Oh, the Pandora papers are a 2021, sorry, leak of nearly 12 million documents incriminating hundreds of global wealthy elite for tax avoidance and corruption. Well, the reason no one's talking about them and the reason that this podcast will be

receiving a cease and desist, probably. A giant leak of more than one 11.5 financial and legal records. Okay. Exposes a system that enables crime corruption and. wrong doing hidden by secretive offshore companies we're not doing it on purpose so that hey hey wealthy elite we had no idea what they were we would like to be we would like to not be shadow banned though and they're probably in charge of that hey we'll keep it we'll keep it we'll keep it on the hush-hosh we won't even look any further into it my my tubes are tied my tubes are tied in this one all right moving on oh what why

you why you chuckling no I just I just I don't want to talk about it today because I know that we it so much but wet goddess. I guess I know that we talk about it so much. Okay, you can talk about what goddess. I'll give you wet goddess path. Wet goddess is that? Okay, no one talks about wet goddess. The novella written about a woman and a dolphin that were in a love affair and I believe

the 60s. You can buy this book, Wet Goddess, on Amazon. Let's read the description. Wet Goddess paperback January 1, 2009 is when it was released, set at the height of the Vietnam protests, Jimmy Hintricks, and LSD. Wet Goddess is a story of strange encounters, awkward misadventures, and ultimately love. What they fail to say is that the love is between a woman and a dolphin. They were in a relationship.

It's genuinely tragic. Basically, they were trying to see if they could train adult. The U.S. government was seeing if they could train a dolphin to communicate with humans so that they could be used as spies, I think, against Russia. And then they fell in love during that process. They put them in a house. The woman lived in a house for some amount of time. Just her and the dolphin.

The house was filled with like six feet of water or something. So like, yes, they had relations. And then the woman had to move on with her life, obviously. But that's like not okay. It's not okay at all. Right. But not but. I'm so sorry.

And. And. the dolphin is so smart dolphins are smart and they're one of the only mammals that have sex for pleasure the dolphin killed itself oh my because it was so upset yeah like it got depressed after the loss of its lover and the the bang it was in a relationship with it killed itself that's so sad that's sad so check out the book on amazon um i hope that i've been on ticot a lot recently and like every other post is fucking eligible for commission Post? Yeah, what is? So TikTok Speaking of, does that purple

tooth serum work, do you think? That's all I've been seeing. But everything... I need it. Everything is like a hydroflask. Everything is like the whitening kid. Everything's like floorblor floorborm. Floorchloram. No, it's floorboard cleaner.

Like it's just this stuff that I'm like, that's neat, but how much money are these people making off this stuff? I think it's 23 cents per sale. that they get on these products through the TikTok shop. That's probably a lot when it gets like millions. No, it gets millions. No, I just saw one last night for a hydroflask that had one million likes.

And I don't, I don't know. How do we hook ours up? You just set up your TikTok shop, I think. But I'm usually posting products out of the kind of so my heart. I guess I could be making money out of that though. Get your bag, get your bag, get your bag, Get your money up, not your funny up. And you guys are looking real funny out there right now.

Everything's eligible for commission. Huh. Which I guess. That's kind of sad. But I know. It is kind of sad. We're losing the heart of TikTok. Well, I guess like if you're, if you're, you create your FYP, I guess.

I'm not on it enough to create your own way. You create your own path. Oh my God. What I say earlier? That you put yourself in your own category. you're always number one. Wow, yeah. That's really good.

Okay, I found this video and now it's not going to be funny at all because I've hyped it up so much. We'll just play. Let's see how it is. Okay. This is him giving a presentation, my brother, in his philosophy class. Oh, my God, I know I'm just like anticipating one of those moments where everyone's going to be dead silent, like not laughing. That's what I sounded like. That's what happened to me.

That is so good. It happened to me, too. Don't be scared to speak up. Don't be scared. Guys, please don't be scared to keep talking through it. I know my boys. I know my boys are. I love that it came right after.

And finally, after, just like Einstein's dead. Like Einstein is some alien man. That is so good. Like Einstein said from beyond the grave. Oh, right, man. Speaking of aliens, did you see, speaking of aliens, did you see those? those little decrepit creatures that Mexico found and is showing off? Yeah, but that can't be real.

I don't know, man. Dude. Did you see the pictures of them? Yeah, man, I did. I could like, I want to... That's not real. Are you sure? I'm positive.

Those look so much like our caricatures of aliens that it's just not... Well, where do you think our caricatures of aliens came from? Like... Your butt? Probably from, like, someone in the desert, like seeing them and being probed. Oh, you know what we don't talk about enough? Area whatever.

51. Area 51. Okay, here's the thing. Area 3090. We do not talk about that area. Maybe aliens don't want to show us themselves because we keep calling them fugly little slimy bastards. We know what's so insane and I think we should end on this.

Beauty is such a social construct that like we look at aliens and we don't think any of them are hot. but in the alien community like there are hot aliens and they're ugly aliens yeah these are tiny and I don't think they're hot

I won't say that and they look at all of us and they look at me and they look at Kendall Jenner and they're like they look the same I don't look like Kendall Jenner

which is kind of comforting in a way to an alien mean Kendall Jenner are one and the same I love it they've got broad shoulders but they're so tiny no wonder they

They're so petite They're so petite I could see like An Italian restaurant like grinding that alien over my pasta and saying say when What? Like cheese like Parmesan cheese Oh I didn't I'm not picking up on that at all when I look at those images They look so fine and dusty

That is not a real thing You know what's that's human made It's so like I can't tell if this is one long prank Like we we begged for aliens to be real for so long and then they became real and we're like, okay, we don't, we don't care. Why do you, why are you even showing us? It's literally like, are we gaslighting the government? No, humans love the chase. They love mystery. It's literally like playing hard to get. Like, once somebody shows interest in you, you lose interest. That's what the aliens did. We lost interest once they showed, once they showed

themselves. Bigfoot being just so mysterious, like, I'm just like a mysterious guy. What if one day he was like, I want my credit where credits do? Like, I'm tired of this. And he came out and we were like, okay, go back to your cave, Buckfoot. We don't, we don't. We don't. We don't. care. Yeah. What if he was the actual Bigfoot they were using in that beef jerky commercial? And he like gets all the royalties from that and has like a huge house in the woods. That would be sweet. Jacklings. A sugar. I do think the Loch Ness Monster is real. Do you know that the lockedness monster is like the biggest is like moving the Irish economy by like a huge. It's like Taylor Swift of Ireland, Scotland. I had no idea, Connor. It's like a huge.

moneymaker for Scotland. Because people go there to look for her. Yeah. I would go on a search in one second. They buy merch. They go on the boat. They do this. They do that. That would be like my dream honeymoon. Looking for the lockdown sponsor. Oh, that's cool. Thank you. Agree on that. Let's agree. And let's see everyone in the bonus. Let's do it. Okay. All right. Thank you guys. We'll see you in the bone. Cyclist community. Or next week. But ideally in the bonus. You know who I'm talking to. That was on two wheel. Well.

Here's your, here's your, bye guys. We'll see you in the bonus. This week, I'm close friends. Something's, something's astray.

Something sinister. It's a foot. Who's among us? I saw someone pronounce Beyonce's name is Bianca. Oh my God. I just thought of something horrible. I can't say. Okay, don't.

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