Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Feline Fantasies

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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I hope that your bagel is like our bagel last week. That's what I got. Yeah. But I don't know if it could ever be the exact same. I don't know how to just like that bagel. I know. I don't even know. Like I don't even know what to say.

Like I'm so glad you had the same experience to me because I don't have to explain it to you. Yeah. Oh my God. What a treat. That's so rare that people experience the same thing the same way. Why are you so giggly? Is it because your boyfriend? Because your boyfriend?

Okay, I will. But first of all, I just want to say hello from the screen. Hello from what? The screen. Hi. Hi. I'm computer husband this week. Love my computer husband.

Happy to have him back. It's so nice to be in this form. I feel I don't even feel like I'm away because I am looking right at you and you at me. I'm looking right at you. I know. It's special. It's great. So I am in New, I'm in New York still.

That's why I'm a computer husband. And yesterday, I'm so sorry. Yesterday I spent the whole day in my bed, which we'll talk. Connor, me too. It was awesome. Yeah. It was awesome. And let's get there.

So yesterday, like, the reason I said. Take us from the top, though. Take us from the top. Okay. I'm just going to start it. I'm just going to start it. I'm just going to. start at my boy. So Saturday, I'm in New York City. I'm walking around and we were,

we were heading out to lunch. And who do I see besides my closest and dearest friend, soulmate Matthew Gray? And Greg Goebbler. And I see him. So this now marks the third affair that you two have had, almost behind my back even. Yeah, it seems that way. It's just like, I don't know. I'm not even seeking him out or him, me, but like we just like, we would find each other in any life. You have an invisible string with Matthew Gray Goepler. I know.

And he was like, I was like, Maddie. And he was like, Connor, like whatever. Yeah. I'm like, hey. And he's like, no, like before he said anything else, he's like, do my other smoothie? I got, they gave me two for no reason. And I was like, oh, sure. Of course.

And I drank it and it was delicious. It was like a creamy... Yeah, what was it? It was like a creamy almond milk green juice, but like smoothie. And I needed that like in a big way because I had my shows and I before. It's almost like he's anticipating your needs. Yeah, a lot like a guardian angel. This is insane.

Yeah, like it's so funny. I know. I should have honestly just like posted it on the B&C link. thing again like we did the last time. Without texting me first, I would have had, I was getting my name. You should have done it without texting me first. I know.

No, I'm too scared because the comments are always like, you're bullying, Brooke. I'm like, I'm not. It's not you. It's the universe. It's the universe. I must have done something so foul. I know.

In a past life. It's teasing and taunting. It is. It is. And I texted you and I said, in that moment we were infinite because it truly was yeah um it's just so funny to see him alone he's just like he is he is literally everything everywhere all at once part two i know and it's funny because a lot of people DM in they're like i have lived in new york for 20 years 10 years sorry 20's

crazy um and they're like everyone runs into him except me and i'm like me too yeah i don't know what to say and I but we had a really it was really funny and he remembered Hunter my friend that I was with and he talked to everybody we were like we had like five people

in this he stopped chatting with everyone what did he say oh my gosh you're like oh my gosh you are because he complimented my outfit last time right he was you are always dressed up I said you are always dressed up

this is something I threw together last minute but he looked so cool as always so as always. I wonder the next time if like you'll take it a step further and do an intentional hangout. I, oh, there's no way, especially because I keep talking about him every time I meet him. He doesn't know that.

I don't think it's that crazy for him to maybe listen to something or sheer of something because I think he's online. Well, it would just be crazy like what I'm seeing in my head right now is like you're just like headed. to a night out, you pass him and you're like, oh, come with us and he does. Anything is possible in New York City. That's the thing about New York City. It's like there's invisible strings everywhere and I'm tripping all over them. It's crazy. It's like this is like the universe has given you.

This is the third sign that you two are stringing out. Yeah, we are strung out. You are literally strung out with MG. I know. And it's funny because I'm like, sorry, I just found a new knick-knack. I said I shouldn't be playing with. But I know. It's really funny.

This was like, this was like, I know. And like when I posted that like casually, like it did look like who and got smoothies together. We did not. You just had an extra one that he gave me. You are legitimately soulmates with my soulmate. I know. I'm sorry. It's okay.

I really, really like this isn't your fault. It really is from the universe. I know. There's nothing that you've done. I know. And I've actually really like, he's one of the only people that I've really had like great, like overwhelmingly great, like net, a net positive positive. Three for three net positive. Three for three.

Just like wholesome great interactions, you know. It's never when I'm going out or something. It's always when I'm like having like a wholesome going to brunch, you know, like going to get a coffee, having a can in little Italy. you know it's it's never like oh crap i right was leaving happy hour and said way too much you which i did this weekend which we can we can no no no it said like many others yeah yeah oh many others many others but um well next time you see matthew tell him that i uh just got my pumpkins from gooboo boobloor win gublerland dot com brook did you watch goobler ween did you watch goon No, I didn't.

But someone told me about it the other day. It's on my list, which will be a nice surprise when I finally get cozy and watch it. It'll be great to watch him, like having the relationship that you have with him. I know. I'm dragging it out. My stomach, my heart just dropped into the bottom of my stomach because I looked, I'm looking through, my viewing platform is not, is not what it seems if you're watching the video. I just looked and I saw feet rested up on the coffee table in front of you. And I said, who the fuck's in the room with you?

I was like, who is our guest? Who is co-hosting for me? And I'm not there. And I thought you guys didn't tell me. That made my stomach drop seeing his feet out. Oh, this young man's feet? Yes. Something kind of similar happened to me last week.

I was doing an all day shoot with the brand that I am so excited for you guys to see. I can't wait to talk about it once it comes out. But this was like hour eight of the shoot. I was like losing it a little bit. And I had turned behind me and there was a mirror, but I didn't know there was a mirror. So I thought my sister flew in to surprise me for the shoot because I obviously wasn't wearing my glasses. And from far away, I looked like her.

And so I screamed, oh my God, you guys. Thinking they flew out my sister for what? I don't know. But then I had to explain, sorry. I thought that was my sister. Brooke, you know what's scary? This morning That I drive a car

Oh my God No this morning I was doing this podcast It was in someone's apartment And I'm in their kitchen And I turned and said Oh I'm so sorry It was a mirror It was just

It was just us three And I'm like I just freaked down I'm like Am I a kitten Like seeing my reflection For the first time I was like sorry guys That freaked me out so bad

I was like That guy looks just like me The older I get, the more I keep seeing that girl that looks just like me that freaks me the hell out. Oh my gosh. We're like learning about our reflections in our big age. Yeah. Oh, that's really special. Wow.

Okay. What happened next after Matthew in New York? Was that before or after your shows? That was after my show. So Friday were my shows. The shows were absolutely phenomenal. It was like my best. It was like my favorite show.

I know I told everybody Everybody's like worried guy into the shows It's so funny because I forget how many people Brooke you don't know Until you go to some of these shows Like how many people listen to our podcast I've been I know but like

But now having done 60 702 of these shows Oh okay Almost 80 The room when I'm like You guys listen to the podcast right Like everyone's like yes obviously And I'm like crap How many people listen to

to the body like oh my gosh so like when people ask me like oh like yeah how many listeners do you have i have no idea i have no idea because like i also don't understand how many is a lot and how many is many at all i don't understand how big a hundred people is no hundred and a hundred thousand might almost look the same to me to a girl like me i know i know i'm aligned with a girl like yourself. But I am like, whoa, holy shit. But it's weird because when I do these shows now, they're like nervous for me

because I like tell everyone I'm nervous. But then when I get to the show, I forget to be like, you guys know, I got it set up. This is now, we're now at the show. I haven't prepared, you know? But like if I do a joke that like it starts out like, oh my gosh, what's the NSA?

Like you see everyone like start to sweat. Oh, that's kind of really sweet. Yeah, yeah. And I've been doing crowd arc. I did a lot of crowd work. And they were like, that was good. You're got her. I'm like, oh, I guess I forget that.

I'm like totally transparent. So like people are like nervous to see how the show goes, you know, but they went really, really well. The venue was awesome. That was obviously I don't do like a ton of theaters. They're a lot like comedy, you know, where people are like sitting at a table. Right. This was a theater with like rows that went up.

How many people could it do? It was like 500. Oh, my God. And how many shows did you do? We just did too. But it was like there was like a marquee outside that had like fibs and friends on it like New York Comedy Fest. It was so legit and it was so much fun. And the crowd was awesome.

And then we had the after party. I was going to ask about the after party. So the after party was. Did you fall under the weather? What do you mean? Like did you become under the weather? No. a little bit

um no it was like because they don't drink at my shows you know so like after the show was like oh my gosh I'm done like and so I was like having fun whatever and um oh it was just like a blast like I have nothing bad to say like I did have to give a speech at some point which I didn't know I had to do oh so I was like up on a chair like all right well um thank you guys

I really appreciate it and cheers and that was my speech I guess which I'm glad I didn't like drag it out, but, um, a lot of people came. Was it everything you had dreamed? It would be. Yeah, it was, it was really interesting. Um, you know, it's, it's, it's kind of something so interesting when like, you are celebrating the end of a show with drinks and then you're meeting people for the first time at your after party. I'm like, oh my gosh, so good to meet you. Tell them the wrong name, you know, because I've only read their Instagram handle. Yeah. You know, and that is not my, I'm in any, I'm in a lot of, I'm in a

And I'm like, okay, well, you're like the hundredth person I've met in this room. So, but it was honestly, it was so great. And then we came back and had some nightcaps at Hunter's apartment with so many people, had so much fun. It was great. It was a great time. I have a zero compliance. It was like such a successful end if that were to be the end.

Yeah, I was about to say, you're not done. I'm not done. How do you know I'm not done? done. Don't you leave for London? Oh, no, no. I'm saying I'm not done with my weekend. Oh. I thought you're talking about the tour. Oh, no. I got invited to the S&L after party last night or on Saturday night. Yes, and I went. No, you didn't. I did go and it was so cool. They were all there. Um, got really was a lot was able to. It's very much like a free, like people are literally mingling and having fun. Who did you connect with?

Everyone that you could think of. Give me a few names. I really don't think that I should because the only thing I said to literally every person I talked to, I am your biggest fan. And so, you know, like I wasn't very like. Was anyone like, oh, I know you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a lot of friends on the show. Who are your friends on the show?

Jane Wickline. Yeah. Like, Marcello is a buddy of mine. Right. Is he? Is he now? He's a buddy of mine. Like Ben, Marshall was there.

Okay. Sarah Squam was there. We're not friends. I think, like, after my, after my hello, oh my gosh, I'm like such an honor to meet you, such an honor on our way out, by the way, like, want to double down. I do love you. I did ask, I did get to ask one of the people like, hey, you were on my list for my after party, but you didn't show up. So, like, what's going? And they were like, well, I was on SNL tonight.

So I couldn't make it to your party last night. Sorry. I am such an idiot. It's okay. Could have happen to anyone. Yeah. That's like I was like pissed off that Bowen Yang wasn't at the Wicked Premiere on Saturday. And I was like, what could you possibly be doing right now?

Just work. Just Saturday night five. Just like clocked into their job. Yeah. Yeah. Like me, the narcissist, like I couldn't help you. I couldn't have to notice that like you didn't show to my stand up show after party. what the hell

Right No I mean it was it was very much like Such an honor The issue book is about the SNL after party Is that it starts at 1.45 in the morning That is an issue That is a huge issue But everybody was there

Like they all went like of all ages What do you mean of all ages? Like Lauren Michaels Like 21 plus No like like like It was 21 plus It was No there's no children there

I mean like like Lauren Michaels was there. Right. I would love to know how much these people sleep on Sundays. Or if they're like, I can't sleep on Sundays, it's my only day to do anything. Well, oh, that's true. Oh my gosh. I would not survive. They do have schedule.

They do have on season and off season. Right. But I'm talking about on season. Yeah, I know. That's really interesting because like they're, it's just so late. And I was like, how do you guys do this at all? So that was great. Are they required to go?

No, I don't think so because there were a lot of people that weren't there. But it was just so great to see them. And they were all having a great time and celebrating. I saw Bill. I think it's in a different place. No. I think it's a different place every single time. But I saw Bill Burr, who I did a show with a while back.

And I was able to reconnect with him. I was like, remember this? And he was like, no, why would I remember that? That small, unimportant moment in my life with you, why would I remember that? I was like, that's like so true. That's a great point. We took a selfie, which I don't like you're even allowed to do. So Sunday I did spend every single moment of the day.

You had fallen under the weather on Sunday. Yeah. You know, and I told everyone, I was like, no, I'm just trying to get my money's worth out of the hotel. I ate every meal in my bed. Yeah. So that was great. I've actually never done that in my life. Oh my God. It's the best. Like straight up watched five Christmas movies and didn't leave my bed. Oh, you've been missing out. I know. It was really nice. And it rained in New York. So it was just like, I didn't need to go. It hasn't rained in here inside here for like a year. I've been craving. It hasn't rained since I moved into my new apartment and I've been dying for it with those windows.

I know you've needed a cave day. Haven't had a cave day yet. I'm craving a cave day. You just had a cave day. Don't be greedy. No, I want one where I don't feel sick the whole time. Yeah. But I feel like you won't, if you're not feeling sick, you won't do one.

I think if I plan ahead, I think if I tell myself, like, listen, tomorrow's cave day, if it's going to rain, like, you have no problem. plans cave it up go caveman mode i think that i could get myself i could convince myself to do it okay i'd like to i'd like to see you try really i know i have been doing this thing in new york where i um like tell myself like you know what you walked all day like you don't need to work out or do anything you can relax but like i really need to do something no i agree with what you said first oh yeah you you you had a big week weekend too. I had a big Saturday. Yeah, Saturday. I didn't do anything on the other days.

That's okay because the Saturday was big. Yeah. I went to the Wicked Premiere. Yeah. Which like I'm really bad at having like, oh, pinch me moments. You know? Like I feel like it's been really hard for me to like be joyous and not have imposter syndrome. But this was one of those times where I like look back on like the videos of me as a kid like putting on a play of Wicked and I'm like wow like look look at you now look right now so that was giving me gooseies um if you wanted to walk the red carpet for the premiere you had to get there at three P and the screening wasn't till 630 so you had to get there like pretty early so for me I've never done that piece of an evening before because I don't want to ever get pictures and I don't want people looking at me on the red carpet and it's just like not my thing but for this one I was like

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It was kind of like a jumbled mess. No one knew where to go. But eventually got onto the carpet. I was with Brittany. Found a lot of my friends to connect with. started walking the carpet. No one took a picture of me. Yeah.

I'm looking at, there's hundreds of cameras in front of me, not once going off. Me and Brittany said, hello? Yeah. They did not take a picture. I had thought they were taking a picture of Brittany.

They didn't even get one of Brittany. Are you positive? They didn't take any, you looked it up. I'm positive because those pictures go on Getty images. And everyone else is, they made it to Getty images. Images.net.

I did not have a photo on getting, getting images.net. Yeah. And I had gotten there at 3P for my photo op. Yeah. No one would know, like you wouldn't know this unless you have done these things. Like,

learning to go there and then going on the carpet is just like humiliating by itself. Like it's so bad. That's why I avoid it. Yeah. And then genuinely because of these things, I feel like people don't know, like, It will literally be, I think the last one I was at, I think it was like Sabrina Carpenter and Addison Ray were right before me. And then it was me and it was like just crazy to hear like the dundrous amount of and then you walk out and it's like literally feels like I walk out.

That's why I'm even more confused because it wasn't that. This was just like the influencer portion. People should be taking pictures of Brittany. You know? Yeah. So we were both just like, yeah. and that was that And that was that but there were like

Fans of Wicked Like on the side And I thought some of them were screaming Brooke But I don't think they were I think I was mishearing But one person did scream Lady Ephron Which is which is good Because that I can make out more than Brooke

And I was like Oh hi And they were like can we take a picture And I was like oh yeah So I just stood there and smiled And like posed And they were like no like can you come can you come over here oh

I was like oh god yeah so that was horrible I feel I'm sorry you guys I didn't have been like I didn't understand the specifics I would have said can you take my phone and take one of me too because I didn't get one well thankfully cat my love had taken a few of me when I was on the carpet and no one was taking a picture I've had that happen so many times but you literally have to I have swallowed my

pride and been like, I just need one. I said hello. I just, oh, no, I literally have been like, I have said at one of those things, not everybody all at once. And they laugh. It's a lot of the same photographers at those things and I've become friends with some of them because I have absolutely just like embarrassed myself by being like, oh, you guys are crazy. Not everybody.

Come on. I don't know where to look. Come on. Like, nobody. Oh, you guys, not so fast. truly the one time in my life I've ever wanted a picture. Yeah. But it's fine.

I mean, because I have, you got, you got the, you got the, you got the, you got the, you got the,

that you post, no, no Getty. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, hey, who needs a Getty when you're having fun?

Who even is Getty? I don't know. And to be honest, do not care right now. Yeah. Getty is dead to me. I remember the first, the first,

the first, several times I was in Getty. I know the first time you were in it, you didn't realize, but you had that turkey leg. Yes. When I first started arriving on Getty, on the scene at Getty,

I was just like screenjotting them and posting them because they cost like $500 to get the rights to. You can just download it. You can, yeah, you can download it, but then someone texted me from Getty and they're like, hey, by the way, like, if you don't get usage rights for those photos, Like you can get sued for thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars. Everyone posts their Gettys.

I'm just saying, I don't know. They're wrong. I don't know, girl. Yeah, I don't think that's the case. I don't know. I worry about being sued every day. I mean, you would just delete it. Worse comes to worse.

I know. That's what you would think, I guess. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But then there was a three-hour socialization. piece, which was pretty, guess who was there? Who I didn't say hi to, but was sitting right next to me. Who?

Stephen Pommel horse. Aw, dang. Why did you say hi? I was shy. Gosh darn it at you. And then Tricia Pettis was there who I had connected with at the other wicked screening. So Kat and I went up to her and were like, hey, had no. had no recognition in her eyes whatsoever, which is fine.

That's someone who definitely meets like a billion people at those things, I feel like. Yeah. I thought I had thought we had had like a unique intimate moment at the last screening. All good. And then that brings us to the film. It was in like a huge theater. So I was in like the third row of the balcony. So the only way I could see the cast.

specifically Jonathan Bailey was through through my phone, which is for the best because like if I had been any closer, like, I would have to be escorted on a stretcher. Wait, what do you mean through your phone? Like I couldn't, they were so, like, far away. I could only see them through my phone when I was zooming in. Yeah. Ooh, but also the producer of Wicked,

Mark Platt, Ben Platt's dad, was introducing every member of the cast. And when he got to Ethan Slater, he could not remember his name. And it was literally, I have it on video, so brutal. The crowd had to start screaming Ethan Slater. Because it was literally like a full 30 second pause of him looking around being like, fuck, I don't know this guy's name. Is Ethan Slater in it? Yes.

Oh, wow. That's where him and Ariana met. I thought that was on Broadway. No, he's Bach. I remember Bach from when you saw Wicked? I remember Bach. Yeah, he's Bach. Because guess who did my show this weekend?

Natalie Ortega who played Naila Ortega. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She got one night off of Wicked and did my show. She's a sweetheart. Mm-hmm. But I was worried that, you know, I have a habit of seeing films and saying that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

And then seeing them again and saying, wait what? Yes. This, I mean. I didn't think it was possible to like it more than the first time that I saw it, even better than I had remembered. It is literally, this film is a masterpiece. I cannot wait for everyone to see it. I can't get, like, I can't wait for you to see it. Ariana Grande, like, she, she, want the talent of our generation.

The talent of our generation. And Cynthia, too, like, usually, like, when you're such a good, dramatic stage actor, it doesn't, translate onto the screen. But boy, boy does she translate. Boy, did she plug out Google translate for her role in this film. Oh my God, it's so incredible. And Jonathan Bailey's dancing through life. I can't believe this is going to be something that's going to, I'm going to have access to, like on my personal device that I can just rewind. That is what's feeling crazy to me. The way that I feel watching Jonathan Bailey perform dancing through life is the way I felt the first time watching high school musical.

It's that type of fluttering pit in your stomach. Is it the same? The whole movie's the same? There are some differences. And usually like those differences are annoying when you're like so obsessed with the stage production and it gets changed. It's like I hate that. Every single thing they did differently, I'm just like, wow, that's awesome. That's good.

Yeah. I didn't see one. I didn't see one obviously like I saw everybody's stories that every single story was like, like I'm in disbelief about this film. It's Connor, it's so remarkable. And they made like dancing through life is like nine minutes and Define Gravity is like seven minutes. And it's they're just like epic. They're epic.

Like they added like moments in them that just like elevate the songs and the plot so deeply. Oh my God, you guys. It's I'm not overselling it. And I feel confident saying that. I'm not overselling it. I can't even see it When does it come out for normal people?

The 22nd but there's an advanced screening Like it comes out on the 20th in L.A. I think so I'll be there For to my third viewing I'm going, I'm using, this will be the most I use my AMCA list Ever, I'm going three times a week. Yeah, yeah, I know.

It's like movies you do. I feel like that's how it should. I feel like movies should only come out in the fall. My 2025 Spotify Rapped is fucked- out. Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's okay. I mean, I'm not upset about it, but it is going to be cypressorize. Yeah. That's going to be overpowering. It's going to be overpowering. Do you not get nervous that you're going to listen to a song so much that you're going to hate it? I do overdose on songs all the time. Yeah. I don't hate them though. Like 3090 I overdosed on and it's like it's still like my favorite song in the world. But like, like, I do have to skip it now.

Yeah, it's actually, like, I hate that my entire running, like, workout playlist now is, like, all skips because I'm like, I don't want to listen to this. And so, like, the whole thing is spent skipping to the most recent song that I added to the playlist. Yeah. And I'm like, I can't even start working out. I'm, like, sitting in there for the first, like, eight minutes just like, doop, doop, do. And then I have 60 seconds to go out to and then I have to stop for another eight minutes and skip 20 more songs. Yeah. And then I go home.

The best is when you overdose on a song and then you don't listen to it for a really long time. And then it has its renaissance. I need a sign to go on, come on on on the radio for me to enjoy it again. Like it needs to be like not my choice, you know? Totally. When I'm listening to, I could be listening to my playlist that I've been skipping on somebody else's car radio. And it's suddenly the best thing I've ever heard. Yes.

I'm back in my, I know, I never kind of left, but I'm back in my Tom Mish era. And I feel like, like my. Yeah. I mean, I kind of. I told you, I went through a phase where I just, like, wasn't listening to music for some reason. And I was, like, scaring myself because I was like, maybe I'm dying. You know, I legit was like, what happens within a person that, like, really truly listens to music all day? Like, I hate not having noise playing in the background at my house.

What happens to a person like that? What's going on internally? What's going on in my heart that I can't listen to music or podcast? I was like, I want to hear the wind. I don't want to hear like a bird's wings flapping. lightly. Oh yeah, I sit in complete silence. Yeah, no, I'm back to listen to music. I don't know what time. I don't know what era I was in in my life where like I was just like cool in silence, but I'm not anymore. It feels good to be out of that. But I do know that like I think I was

kind of put on this earth to spread the good word of Tom Mish. And I'm like campaigning. Oh, it's been behind your life's purpose. I'm on this crusade to like get people to listen to Tom Mish. This individual man that just like absolutely. I know in my heart I'll never meet him or connect with him and that's okay. What does he look like? A man, literally if you were to draw like a, like a, like Google man. A British guy. Oh, he's British?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Did you know? I didn't expect that. What are you thinking right now when you see Tom? I almost might like like him. Oh, wow.

Well. But he looks like someone that I. can't put my finger on. No, that's what I'm saying. He looks like a man. Yeah, that might be it. Yeah, because he does. He looks like a hundred people combined in the one and then like erased a little bit to where like it's just the vague part. Yeah. Well said. Yeah. Like nothing super remarkable. But something I like. Like string cheese. Something I like about it. No, string cheese is remarkable. The polio. cheddar and the mixed one swirl. Oh, no, I'm going classic mozzarella.

I also, do you know what I used to do with string cheese? Make an octopus? No, I used to make a woman with a hula skirt. It's probably the same as my octopus. It could be, but also it could not because I start from the top and go down. What's the other, what else would you do? I feel like an octopus you would go from the bottom off. You just flip it upside down after.

Well, no, it's about how you oriented it. from the start because I need my hula skirt to be covering covering my girls under parts that's sweet of you just looking out for my girl oh my gosh I got to get some street cheese today some string cheese string cheese yeah

I had a life-changing grilled cheese in my dad yesterday with tomato bisque oh shut that up I can't oh my gosh Room service? From room service. But the room service for the hotel I was staying in was a restaurant. That's awesome.

That was like at the bottom of the hotel. The bread book was each piece was like the thickness of a small novella. Wow. Novela. And the cheese, you're sadly mistaken if you're guessing anything besides a Monterey Jack cheddar blend. I don't think I was. guessing anything besides that. Oh, well, then, sorry. You were wrong. Wait, you were right. Congratulations. You were right is what I meant to say. Yeah. I was just thinking about it.

Oh, maybe I'm hungry. You might. What did you have to eat today? I had, oh, it was really good. Oh my gosh. It was really good. It was, I've kind of been like, like, I've been on this thing since my stomach. Oh, how's that, by the way? It's good. Is it done? It's really done. I really think it was stressed for the New York shows, which is just crazy. How insane.

What your mind can do to your body? Limitless. No, I know. And like a lot of people were able to diagnose me with a lot of stuff. Yeah, they sure were. I'm here to tell you that the couple of you that came into my DMs and said, first of all, you need to see a gastroenterologist. I'm still going to do that when I get home.

but the way that after my show, I didn't have a stomachache at all. And then the rest of the weekend, I didn't have a stomachache at all. Even after the tomato bisque. Okay. Okay. That was unrelated, by the way.

So watch a mouth. Even after the tomato bisque that I eat horizontally, which is just like you're asking for it. Don't victim blame. I wouldn't victim blame, you're right. I was naked, though, in my bed, eating tomato biscuit. I, like, just need to tell everyone the details of how good the sandwich was. It was just, like, in my cold-ass hotel room, while National Lampoons, Christmas vacation is flying.

National what? Lampoons. Oh, I've never heard of that film. Yeah. Did you love it? It's so good. It's such a classic. It's like when movies had, like, a joke a minute, you know?

Like every, every joke was either like some funny physical comedy thing or like the way something's delivered, like a line. I miss when comedies like really didn't care if you caught the joke or not. You know what I mean? Like there's so many jokes. There was no over explaining. No, it was like we're moving past this joke so fast. Like if you didn't get it, you didn't get it. Like this is for you.

I feel like jokes now are almost like joke coming up, punchline and then hold up a laughing sign. You know? Yeah. Have I spoken about the film Shallow Hal here? I think I have. Why do I feel like recently I talked about Shallow Howe, but I have not seen it. So I don't, I can't remember. I'll just talk about it again because I watch it this weekend.

This was the first PG-13 movie that I had ever seen. It's Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow. And it is like if you watch now, like it's horrible. Like so the message is terrible. We have talked about Shallow Hal here. I think we have the message is so, so bad. But at the time in 2003, it was like, wow, that's deep and profound. Basically, Jack Black is like the most shallow guy in the world.

And he gets hypnotized in an elevator by Tony Robbins. Is that his name? Tony Robinson or Tony Robbins? It doesn't matter. That life coach guy. And he starts to see women for who they are on the inside. So like he sees Guineph Paltrow, this like kind selfless woman as Gwyneth Paltrow. When in reality, like she is like they put her in a fat suit.

Okay. That's what she looks like in real life. But Jack Black is seeing like the Gwineff Paltrow that we know. And so eventually like at the end of the movie like he finds out that he's been seeing a different version of her. And that's not actually her. And then he's like, oh, I realized that I. that I love her anyway, like even though she's not skinny. I can love her anyway.

And at the time, everyone's like, oh, it really is what's on the inside that counts. But now watching it, you realize like, oh, the message is that this man actually had to be hypnotized to find this woman attractive. So it is horrible, but it is like such, it is such a case study on early 2000s. And it is, like, I feel horrible saying that I enjoy it.

But like, it's just like, Like, it's such a case study. It is anthropology watching that film. It's horrible. Really encourage you to watch it. So, so bad. Yeah, I feel like all of that, all of that era is pretty tough, unfortunately. It's just like you watch it and you're like, I, I can't, I can't, I cannot believe.

I cannot believe that this is where we were. Not only that I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, but I literally was, how old was I in 2003? Like eight, seven, seven. I was watching that and I was like, oh, oh. Like that's what's crazy. Honestly, Shallow How being the first movie, PG-13 movie that I had seen could be the reason for a lot of my neurons misfiring. Could be the reason for a lot of the issues that I have. I guess if you're canon events for romantic comedies is one based on hypnotism.

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Jason Alexander or George? George. Like George Foreman. in shallow how oh okay birthday example back then like that was like a bachelor that was like an eligible bachelor that like the girl like the girls he was dating i wouldn't peg him to be able to even they're so far out of his league yeah that you can say that okay so like i mean as shallow as it is like how was george for pulling what was his last name it's not george constanza because stanza how was George Cassandra, how is George Cassandra like even getting in touch with these women?

Well, I think like in general, that's just like how the world works with like men and women. Like usually the women, the woman is much hotter because unfortunately we, I think we have to lower our standards and men have really high standards. Wow. Yeah. Can you believe? No. Yeah. Also, Larry David, like, based George off of him. So I'm sure he was like, let's give him all the gorgeous women. Larry David based George off of him? Larry David. That's like Larry David.

Who is Jerry? Jerry. Oh my God, because his name's Jerry Seinfeld. Connor you're scaring the fucking shit out of me dude wow why did I think that Jerry Seinfeld was supposed to be Larry David in that show no George is Larry David why wasn't Larry just Larry I don't think that he was an actor per se but also Jerry isn't so I'm honestly not really sure but also he made Kerber enthusiasm where he plays Larry David I agree Maybe he regretted towards the end of Seinfeld. The success of Jerry Seinfeld and him being left in the dust, like Judd Apatow vibes. Jud is left in the dust? Well, Judd, like, tried to be an actor and then just found out that he really excelled in writing and directing and producing and everything.

You know that for his friends, right? Yeah, and all his friends. Like, he was roommates with Adam Sandler. Yeah. Adam Sandler, like, got this awesome acting gig. And he was trying to do acting for the longest time and then finally had to, like, give up. Yeah, back to your earlier point about like the women that George can get. Like look at the women that Adam Sandler plays opposite of in his films.

I know. That's just the way the world works. But he also is playing like a goofy like I know. Yeah, that's the way the world works. Yeah, goofy, goofy man. Yeah. Just we've, I mean, we've had. We'll just do Jennifer Aniston and Drew Barrymore for.

Adam. Who do you think should play alongside Adam, Brooke? I mean, I unfortunately, like, I like, I like it. I like like these films. I'm buying into it. Wait, when is Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston side of the side? Just go with it right after he's with Brooklyn Decker. Oh, right. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying Adam Sandler is unattractive. I love, I love Adam S. But it's just like, obviously, him in like Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer and Jennifer Aniston's like a different type of situation. Maybe you, maybe for your next book, you write a rom-com screenplay instead.

No, maybe I write about an average looking girl that ends up with the hottest guy in the world. Because where do you see that? It doesn't work for me. Where do you see that? Because we don't see it. No, if there's, That formula hasn't been successful before.

Which is so sad. Is my misogyny showing? Lays my zipper down is my misogyny showing? Your massageany is flopped out. My misogyny is like sitting on the table right now because I... You're sitting with your massaging in your hand. Oops, your mizabeth. Oh my gosh.

Is that my misogying? You're just excited to see me. Yeah. Oh my heavens misogyny. I literally can't even wrap my head around a rom-com that focuses on like a five and a 10 in terms of women and men. No, but that's the way it is reverse always. You can't think of one. I don't know if they exist.

I can think of one. But you don't want to say it? Yeah. Just say it. Because it might be okay. No. on it a little bit. Let me think on it. Let me put on my big boy misogyny and then I'll get back to you. Okay. Yeah. But maybe that will be my next book. I think that that would that would bode well with

with the economy. Something bad has happened to me in the writing process. Hmm. I created a character that I am so addicted to like a fictional character that. I've fallen in love with them before. I'll do it again. But it's been different falling in love with one that I've created because I can literally just like make him do whatever I want. I have complete control over the narrative. And I feel like it's like a Frankenstein in his monster situation.

I feel like I'm Frankenstein, like an evil, like scientists. And I've created something so powerful that it will destroy me. I feel like I. I'm being destroyed. You're being destroyed by your own character? Yeah, because I'm too addicted to the character that I, that came out of my own head. I think he's been sitting dormant within me for a real long time and he just busted out onto the page.

And now he might ruin my life. And he's not real. He's just in my head, which is scary. Have you talked to your therapist about that? No, why? I'm just curious to see like what they would say I've definitely

talked to therapists before about the celebrity thing my mom actually forced me to go once Blaine became a character on Glee

Darren Chris once he entered the Glee zeitgeist and he formed a relationship with Kurt I had lost touch with reality a bit

and then my mom came to a new therapist with me to explain the situation. I remember sitting next to her and her talking about Curtin Blaine. To the therapist. Oh, good. Yeah.

But it's been 14 years since, to the day almost since Darren appeared on Glee. So I have, I've been insane for 14 years. Well, I guess before that too, but this particular type, 14 years now going strong. Happy anniversary. Yeah, truly. Yeah. Wow. So, yeah.

to answer your question, I have spoken about this petific type of mental with therapist. I haven't spoken about the Frankenstein monster yet. I'm curious to hear, like, you need to update us, okay? I'm not, I'm currently not in therapy. Oh. That doesn't sit right with you. No, you've just always been in therapy. well I had yeah I had um that life coach or the emotional intelligence coach recently who I ghosted who's very very hurt by that you ghost um I didn't feel like it was doing anything so yeah I had to ghost I had to ghost I had to ghost that's okay sometimes I feel like that's totally

fine. How do you know that their feelings are hurt if you ghosted? Blowing up my phone. I'm so wary about who listens to the podcast now. So I'm just, we just need to like. I don't think the emotional intelligence coach is. I didn't ever know. My phone. I really, really don't think so. My phone, the only notifications that I get anymore are that they keep seeing coyotes outside of my house and different places to get cookies and cream. milkshakes near me on Reddit. Like I don't know who signed me up those messages and then I'm still getting spam texts. Do you know I just got a spam text from a store I shopped in one time online?

One time they said, I can't believe what you did this weekend. Dot, dot, dot, dot. And then that's all I saw. I'm stop. I know. I'm always texting stop. I'm so burdened by the weight of a simple task, like a texting it stop. Oh, I love that things stop.

I'd rather complain for 10 minutes on the podcast. Wait, do you remember last week in the bonus? I told you my dream about you guys surprised me with MG. Oh, yeah. That was, do you think? That was a manifestation of you running into him. Do you think? Yeah, I do.

It's also funny because it's like so not even near the last place I saw, but it was completely different. People go different places sometimes. I know. I always forget that. You were in a different place too. I always feel, like, very different place, too. I always feel like people that I, like, especially like famous people are like, are like, are like sims that are like in their little neighborhood. And like they, like I go walk over there and they'll be there.

Did you ever play The Sims? No, I never did. The Sims was so addicting for no reason, but it was like, I'm going to go over here and talk to Daddy Warbox. And the Sims is so interesting because the Sims, was just like you make your own world which like I want to talk to other people that played the Sam's and see like why people were so addicted to like living genuinely it was just like life

like you're just you're just like living like you could do that. It's life but better. But it's like kind of monotonous. It's like you need to so go to the bathroom and the video game. It's like I don't why you could have taken that part out of but can't you like make the Sims have sex with each other and stuff?

Yeah. So that's probably why people were playing. Yeah, but they just go into like a cloud of dust and then they come out and one's pregnant. I'm sure. That sounds fun to me. But it's not even like, it's not even like something you could do for pleasure. It's like they're in a cloud of dust. You just like, it's implied.

Okay. So for the same reason, why were people making their Sims drowned or die in a fire? Those are probably serial killers almost. Yeah I didn't know people did that Yeah everybody did that Oh that's really scary Yeah and you could also make it pee its pants

Oh that's horrible I know like a part of me Remember when I was like all the things you create an AI All those messed up AI images are like In another universe they're like alive and just like miserable I feel like another universe like your Sims that is peeing its pants Like is somewhere like with a wet pair of jeans now that you did that.

Like, you should feel disgusted with yourself. That's making me very sad. I know. How sick in the head is that? Very. I know. Did you make your Simpe's pants? Yeah.

That's really sad. I know, but it was kind of like when you were in school. I'd like to think I really truly would not have done that. It's kind of like when you were in school and you are playing like a game, you know, with a teacher. And you were like, can we just see what happens when you get one wrong? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like impulsive. But then why did you make your guy pee his pants repeatedly?

For what? Did you make him pee his pants more than once? Whoa. I thought you said for P. Didley. I was like, what? You sick freak. What did you just say? Pea didly? I was like, what is that little concoction you just made up? I don't know. I do know that I have done that. Like, I see. seriously feel like I'm going to get Andrewville for, like, somebody that, like, is on a Sims, like, help team is going to be, like, you admit it. Yeah, you know, like, you made your Sims Pia's pants. Like, by the way, I don't remember myself doing that, but I do know that people did that. Like, I'm sure that, like, it's also kind of hard because, like, there's other characters. Like, you need to take care of more than one person and you, you, like, don't, I can't remember. I can't, I can't, I can't, I hate getting up to Pete. Sometimes I wish that someone could be for me, you know? So like, God forbid I didn't get everybody to the bathroom on time.

That was hard. Yeah. I was more. I was busy with my tomagachis. Tomogachis were just like not realistic enough for me. Yeah. See, I loved. I needed more like fantasy.

Did you do neopets? No. Oh. I did tomagotchis, webcains, and club penguin. All with no moderation. So were you making your? Club Penguins go to Plow Town. No, but you know I was Lady Ephron on Club Penguin.

That's funny. Yeah. Oh my gosh. There's coyotes in my neighborhood again. Who is texting you that? Citizen app. Do you not have the Citizen app? No, I don't.

I downloaded it when Max got out, like, escaped. And I've had it ever since. It is the number one way I get. local news. It's actually insane how much like I know now about places that I visit. I almost don't want to know. No, you don't want to know how many sexual offenders live right next door to you, by the way. I can just, yeah, assume. My thing will be like, hey, there's two sexual deviance that live 800 feet away from you. Yeah. I'm like, what? How far is 800 feet? Like, that's across the street, right? I think that's no. I think that's, no, I think that. that's in your apartment.

Well, what have you been playing with this whole episode? Okay. It's stuck to the, it's magnets and it's blocks that like go in and out. It's legit a baby toy. Yeah. But it's sitting on this desk and it's,

it comes off and then these are opposite magnets. I've already told you I love magnets. Yeah. Now, if we know one thing about you. My cat is broken. Oh my gosh. I forgot about Jonathan. Are you serious?

Like when you said my cat, no, because if you don't say his name, I'm... Jonathan. What? My Jonathan is broken. Why? He's, well, he's obviously perfect. And he's such a good boy at the vet the other day. He's perfect, but he, um, the sucking on my neck got to be such a problem.

I was literally like walking around with like, I'm so sorry. Like, it's disturbing, but like I had hickies all over my neck. Wait. What? for my cat. He was because he was biting and sucking, waking me up every hour. There was nothing I could do. I would try to pull the covers over my head.

He would go to the bottom of the bed, find a way to an access point, an entry point from the bottom of the bed. And he's just like biting. He's like nursing. So now I'm going to order a neck brace. So last night I slept with a blanket wrapped around my neck because the vet said that a lot cats like to suck on blankets. So I was trying to put the blanket in the place where he gravitates towards.

And the past few nights he's been sucking on my cheeks and my forehead. Who am I? Jonathan. Let me kiss your neck. Come here. He's like, it's literally like violent almost. He like has to get. He has to get to it.

And it's every hour I haven't slept in a month. Like I'm so sorry, Brooke. That's such a, such a huge issue for me. That's disgusting. It's really not. Like he's just like a kitten who needs that type of simulation. Like it's either like teething or like nursing or whatever. But like it's not working.

It's really not working for me. It's so funny because I think a couple episodes ago I was like cats kind of cream me out because I feel like they're really sexual the way they rub on you and they show you their butt holes all the time. And they're like, ooh, let me let me get up next to your body and inch you. And I'm like, I've always been like a little bit like wearing. of cats and now you're telling me that your cat gave you a hickie. No, not a hickie. Like my, I look, it was, I'm wearing so much concealer right now. It's so scary.

Like to the naked eye, if you didn't have a podcast with, by the way, we just talked about how many people listen to this. You would go to a coffee shop and someone's like, wow, this girl has like a bunch of little goblins that suck on her neck, like who she's hooking up with a small, small Yeah, it looks like a, I'm straight out of like a romanticie human ex-goblin. Like little twoll, man, like lives in your feet. They're love bites. They're love bites.

But yeah, it's not good. He will not, he will not suck on anything else besides the skin from my neck and above. We got to move away from this topic. I'm so sorry. Like it's really like sending me to a huge part of my life. I know. It's just like I can't like you keep saying sucking and it's really like throwing me. Should I say nursing?

I don't know, man. I just. You're acting like I want this. I'm miserable. It's not like it's not like the cat is this. It's not a mountain lion that's sucking on. Connor, you don't know how ferocious he is. Oh my gosh, I'm sick.

He's a baby. Maybe get him like a nipple thing to suck on your nipple, but like get him something to suck on it. He's got everything. I cover it in catnip. Cover your neck and catnip and see if like maybe it's a catnip that he doesn't. No. What would happen if you work? I'm getting a neck brace.

Okay. And a ski mask. To sleep in. Oh my gosh. Is it just your neck? Has he tried on anyone else? My neck and now my face because I've been covering my neck with a blanket. So like my the corner of my eyes like it's the it's like sick.

I obviously have my son and like I have never felt this type of love. But he's going. He's definitely going through something. And the vet said it should stop within a year. Oh. Yeah. No. Mm-hmm.

I'm sick to my stomach. about Max. Like, it literally is just like, I haven't seen him in so long. And like, I'm sure my parents are going to try to steal him from me still. So I just, like, freaked out. You freaked out or you are, you are freaked out? I am freaked out. I am freaked out because they're just like, oh, yeah, like, we got him a new bed.

And I'm like, well, don't invest in him. He has a good bed. Yeah, maybe he wants him bad too. Yeah, she just called me while we were recording. Also, I am almost done with tour. what's left Indianapolis and St. Louis Oh my God

Guess who's in Indianapolis? Who? Gabby A. Oh, no way. Why? Is that where she goes to college? That's where she goes to school. Oh, I didn't even know you,

yeah, she should come. You should go to Connors show on Wednesday. On Wednesday. On Wednesday. I'm so excited because I feel like Like the shows that I was really nervous for were New York. And they went so well.

And now I'm just like, now we can just have fun, you guys. Yeah. So much fun. And then it's London and Dublin. When is that? I leave next Tuesday. Whoa. Just kidding.

Wednesday. Okay. Is he so fun today? Yes. Is he knows my dates better than I do? And luckily, I made all these plans and then my parents bailed. So I don't think my parents are coming anymore.

Seriously. Yes. So that'll be a fun solo travel experience for me to spend Thanksgiving alone in a pub in Ireland. Well, at least they don't celebrate Thanksgiving there. That'll be perfect because it'll truly be like American abroad alone on Thanksgiving. Like Brooke, write that rom-com. except that would imply that I'm a gorgeous man. Hang on.

You are. No, just like, but we need a Jennifer Anderson. Annerston. You want me to write you in a book with Jennifer Aniston? No, I need the male version of a Jennifer Annison. Oh, okay. Studding abroad. Like Jacob All right studying abroad?

Yeah. It's got to be Jacob. Yeah. I can play opposite him. Yes. Oh. Really? Oh, sorry.

Really? Connor. I'm sorry. No, I honestly would just like to see the height difference because the last time you two were in a room together, I looked at you like I was cross-eyed. Oh, that was. I have to redeem myself with that young man. Unfortunately, he's too famous now. I know.

We lost him. Yeah. We lost him. All right, man. You ready to head over to the bonus? All right, woman. Yeah, I would love. All right, woman.

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It's been done and it's been completed as well as finished. So we are ready for, we are so ready for it. Yeah. It's so fun and it's so different. I still had my acrylics on in that. Yeah. In that video. I wore blue light glass glasses.

Yeah. All right, you guys. All right. We'll see you. Bye. My bagels probably here. This week, I'm close friends. You know who I'm obsessed with looking at?

Michelle Yo. Do you want to suck on her neck? Yeah. I am not having one more cocktail this trip. This trip around. on the sign. Me either. God has a plan.

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