Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Fighting For Big Tooth

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:29 Good morning to you. Good morning, Connor. Morning, Brooklyn. What are you? Thanks. Hey, welcome back to you. It's been, like, it's been so long since I've talked to you that I had to go through my camera roll to match up what the last day was that we were together and then go through
Starting point is 00:01:49 all my events that have happened since then, like all my days that I've, so I was like, what do I even, what do I tell this, what do I tell this girl? And then I have a lot to tell you. Do you have a lot to tell me? Yeah. I mean, I, I feel. I find it almost as soon as I start telling you things that I've done out loud, I'm like, oh, I find it uninteresting.
Starting point is 00:02:06 I was even looking at pictures and I was like, oh, that's really all you've done in 14 days. This is what you have to bring the show and tell. I haven't really done anything either. I love it, though. Oh, I'm addicted wholeheartedly. It is my bread and butter. And it's my bread and joy. But yeah, tough, tough for a recap.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Yeah. Tough for a couple freaks like you and me. Hey, I couldn't, are you soaking right now? What are you doing? Yeah. So my hand is in a mug of warm water and dish soap because I did press on nails with a very hard glue. And I was able to pick all of them off at the movie theater last night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Except for two. And they will not come off. Luckily, I got one off while we were reading the ads. And now I'm just like wiggling the other one hoping that one will come off. Which one's left? Just my pinky. that's kind of fun in a way I'd really like it all it's like I'm getting like claustrophobic or something with it on
Starting point is 00:03:26 it's like get off I know that's kind of one of those things where it's like you never know if you're going to need that see that's where my brain would go I would start thinking what if like should I maybe leave this one on because what if I'm in a pinch later and I need to like I need to get my I need to pry open up I need to get into my lock or something now see I don't I don't have that feeling oh my god that actually does remind me of the worst feeling in the world was having braces and feeling the need to just rip them off your teeth and knowing that you can't. It was like claustrophobia, but different, but like almost a little worse. You know what's so weird is I just have that about my teeth in general. Like, why are you guys
Starting point is 00:04:02 sitting in my gums? How do you, why are you there? I've had that about my leg too where it's like it's like you need to breathe. Like it's almost like I need to like cut it open but like casually with no blood or anything and just give it like some air inside my whole body it's like I just need to like open it like zip it open felt 100% I wonder what that is I'm just sometimes when I'm thinking about like like I've been outspoken about how I feel like we as humans have too many teeth like it's a little bit overkill now to have 30 I haven't heard you say that but oh I feel pretty strongly saying like 30 we've done so much like 27 or something Doesn't that what the 27 clubs about?
Starting point is 00:04:44 Got it. Got my nail off. Teeth. Oh, congrats. Thank you. How many teeth is it? Oh, 32. Okay. So, first one was right. With the teeth included. Do you have your wisdoms? No, they're out. So 28. We have 28 teeth. That sounds right. I have 32.
Starting point is 00:05:00 It's giving Chip Skylark. I have 32. I will say like so much evolution. Maybe that's why my mouth is so big. My mom has hers too. Sometimes you just don't have to get them out. yeah okay before we even talk about wisdom teeth i just want to say like to my point they're like whatever however many teeth everyone is entitled to how many teeth they have whatever however many you want i don't get like through evolution like there's so many nooks and crannies
Starting point is 00:05:33 and teeth like how come we haven't evolved to just have like one big tooth on top and on one on bottom um you know like why do we have to floss still honestly it's 2025. Genuinely great question. Like I feel like almost. Why do we not just have one huge bottom tooth and one huge top tooth? Yeah, what's the point of all the slits separating them? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:59 And there's so many nooks and crannies. Like every now and then. It seems to only cause issue. I think it's like. Instead of one big top tooth and one big bottom tooth humans and other mammals have multiple teeth. Yeah, I know. But why? Thanks Google.
Starting point is 00:06:14 advantages. Incisors or in the front are designed for biting and cutting food. Okay, but just shape the one tooth like that. Mullers at the back are the strongest teeth. You can put all of that into one. Benefits of multiple teeth. If one tooth is damaged, the others can still function.
Starting point is 00:06:31 That's true. Like if you got one crack in your big, in your big front upper teeth, then it could seep. I see. It's like if you have a little chip in your windshield and the whole windshields out. Oh, jaws at birth or smaller, accommodating baby teeth first and then adult teeth emerge.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Okay, but your huge tooth could just fall out at once. So believe it or not, the powers that are greater than us, like actually had that in mind when they made teeth. Like, okay, fine. This makes sense to me. The disadvantages of a single tooth. A single large tooth would be more prone to catastrophic failure if damaged, unlike individual teeth where a crack might be isolated.
Starting point is 00:07:08 But honestly, there's so many flaws with individual teeth as well that like, honestly, they might outweigh the pros. I could be pulled in both ways. I could be pulled in both ways. I would love this to be a debate team topic for high school debate team. Like I'm pro, I'm pro one, I'm pro tooth and you're pro teeth.
Starting point is 00:07:27 No, I haven't picked aside yet. Oh, no, no, I'm saying like, it'd be like pro tooth and I'd be like pro teeth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Singular or pearl. You could run on that platform. Like, like I'm done with all these teeth. It's just like I'm, I sink so much. time into my all these teeth there's 30 of them like how am i supposed to keep up i feel like easier invisible line would be too i feel like the little woman in the shoe all these freaking
Starting point is 00:07:52 teeth running around all day and like you you really wouldn't have to worry about gaps or snaggles no it'd be i mean it'd be so simple and then it gets me thinking like our pop is big popcorn working with like big dental like i'm just thinking about like things that get stuck in your teeth almost 100 with 100% frequency right maybe big floss is really just like the only reason that we're still making teeth instead of tooth. Flossers have, have like been working with evolution to slow it down. Maybe there's something in the floss.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Maybe there's something in the flosser. Yeah. Imagine how much easy. Everything I'm, you know what? I am pro tooth. You're pro single? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:36 And then it's like, okay, if one gets damaged, like what about this? Make it stronger. And also like go fix it. Just like you would fix one tooth. it broke. Yeah, why your tooth brown? Why your one big tooth brown? Or, and I guess this could be said about most body parts, just have no teeth and put them in in the morning. But then that's also you could do that with literally, or like most things, like have no arms, attach those in the morning, etc. Yeah, you kind of don't need teeth at night. No, actually. It's really smart not to have
Starting point is 00:09:08 teeth at night. All that it does is give me a headache from grinding them. Okay. Like, like, have someone reach out. No one ever asked us for the solutions weirdly. But like, there it is. Free idea. For anyone working in this space. Like, they're there. You can have that one.
Starting point is 00:09:30 And then also reach out to like our team. If you want to chat further about like how we can be help in developing the product. Yeah. And even not so much a product, the body part. Yeah. The evolutionary track. I don't know if I want to be the first person with tooth, trademark. And like if it's the looks that's throwing everyone off, like you could make tooth look like it has the slits.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Tooth could look traditional. Tooth could look like teeth without being teeth. Let's get one thing straight. Let's get one thing straight. But like why hold yourself back? Like get tooth now. Yeah. Can I be honest about something?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah. That was 10 minutes. No. Pretty much. Wait, I'm just kidding. Hey, y'all, welcome back. Sorry we took last week off. We obviously have a lot to cover today.
Starting point is 00:10:25 No, it was just nine. Oh, that's fine. We have a whole other minute. You know, I just got, I have a little bit of a cough. Connor, I'm a little bit under the weather too. Okay, I think that's why we're talking about teeth for 10 minutes. It's like, Zobia.
Starting point is 00:10:42 But I just went to the doctor. anymore. I just went to the doctor. I said, I have a cough. He goes, all right, I am writing your prescription now. I go, do you need any other information? He goes, nope, I'm prescribing you an inhaler. You got an inhaler? I got an inhaler today. Thank you, baby. I've always wanted an inhaler. Yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Go pick it up after this. New toy. New toy alert. That's what I should be calling my weed pen. Yeah, me, me at the bar, like this weekend, hey, can I hit that sure it's it's steroids you have to hold it in for 10 seconds and then wash around I wish my doctor would give me an inhaler I think you can just if you came to mine I think you
Starting point is 00:11:21 just ask for it I used to be obsessed with I obviously like every time I had running and PE in middle school I couldn't breathe which like was because I was out of shape but I said I had asthma so I would go to the nursing put myself on a nebulizer for being out of shape the The nebulizer was something else. I was obsessed with the nebulizer. Yeah, so that's steroids in the nebulizer, right? I don't know what the hell the nebulizer was. Nurse Penny really just kind of let me do whatever I wanted in the back room.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That was my home. The nebulizer is from Jimmy Neutron. That's like what it sounds like. Yeah. The nebulizer. That was like when they went to the carnival and there was all those rides. Guess what happened to me this morning? Huh.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I put on an oldies playlist, just like a Spotify generated one. Yeah. I'm going to give you three guesses as to what the first song on the oldies playlist was. Okay. Oldies playlist. Oh my gosh. It's going to be something from like middle school. Isn't it?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Is it the fray? No, it's not the fray. Okay. Am I like cold warm? What are you thinking right now? You're pretty warm in the terms of your thought process. The fray. like something middle school like something something that was on the radio probably and it's is was it
Starting point is 00:12:49 pop or what was it i would say soft pop soft pop was it james blunt no beautiful wait put a pin in that though yeah i would love to put a pin in that uh james you're beautiful i saw your face what was it in a crowded place and i don't know what i do oh do what what oh wait okay we put it we put a pin in that we put a pin in that hang on i get one more guess oh wow hey there delilah oh wow hey what's it like in new york city did that not just piss you the hell off oldies you said like oldies i said like oldies are zgibit ab bab be it do boob yeah but like i guess till like a 13 year old putting on their spotify hey there delilah wasn't around when they were born so that's an oldie oh man i'm gonna kill myself
Starting point is 00:13:40 I agree. That's really something. Yeah. Just makes you think about it. So anyway, sorry if I seem like I'm in a bad mood. So that happened this morning? Yeah. No, I'm in a bad mood too.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Even though like objectively like life is good, you know? That's sometimes when I'm in the worst moods. Right. I journaled this morning and then I was like, whoa. If I found this in Reddit, I'd be like, you fucking annoying kid. Like all these things. What did you journal about? I just.
Starting point is 00:14:10 So, so, so this is embarrassing. And I want everyone to know like where my heart stands. I've just like been hearing all these people talk to chat GBT about stuff. Oh yeah. I don't want anyone to diagnose me with anything when I say this. I just like was with a group of people and they were all taught like everyone uses chat GPT at work in like a huge way. Like people's entire jobs that I know well, they're like I like I do this, that and the other,
Starting point is 00:14:38 whatever at these companies. and they're like, I plug everything in a judge. That is so scary. It's this, it is so beyond scary. And then you think, like, obviously, like, my mind goes, like, methane emissions, which, like, are so insane. Like, no, like, people can't live 20 miles. My mind goes to just, like, humans will be obsolete. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:56 No, no, no. Oh, my gosh. There's so much. Like, people, I saw this thing on methane emissions. It's really, it's so high. You can't live within 20 miles of these, like, processing centers or you will be, like, you're prone to cancer from these, the emissions. And then, like, I saw someone. regenerating old photos of them with their, like, their mom who passed away.
Starting point is 00:15:16 And they're like, look, I turn this photo into something that's moving. And people are like, this is like number one. No, no, no, you're not going to, in 10 years, like, no one's going to remember what's a memory and, like, what's real and, like, what didn't happen. So it's freaking out. Anyways, I'm talking to my friends. And they're like, you should ask chat, GBT, like, why you don't remember your childhood. So I did. And they were like, it was like, oh, like, that's a, that's a sign of, like, severe ADHD.
Starting point is 00:15:39 like you don't you're never like present enough to like people are using chat gbt as therapist too I saw that the thing about that is like and the scary part about that is like chat gbt is is so tailored to like tell you it's always too dumb bitches telling each other exactly like chat gbt as soon as you're like no that's not cool that you said that it literally is Connor and like it agrees with you
Starting point is 00:16:06 as much as I would not want to use it in a situation like that, like when you're down, it's like you have no control. So like, it's going to, I have to tell you what you want to hear. And like, obviously, the answer is like they weren't interested to you. But thankfully, chat GPT listed like a whole slew of ones that made me feel better. It's two bitches telling each other exactly. And then at the end of the day, it's like, well, this is the future and this is a supercomputer telling me like, where my thought process going, it was correct.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Like, who am I to argue against the future of technology and all that we know? Right? It's really bad. Yeah, it's really scary.
Starting point is 00:16:48 And so, like, you honestly, like, if that is you today, you need to, like, remind yourself that it is programmed
Starting point is 00:16:55 to tell you what you want to hear. And it's also storing all of these, like, insecurities and flaws that you have. And it's going to start targeting you with, like,
Starting point is 00:17:07 medications to, like, treat these things that you have diagnosed yourself with. I don't know. I'm just guessing. I'm not. It's just crazy how many of my friends, like, I would have killed if I was in these jobs that,
Starting point is 00:17:18 like, I lied to get into. And, like, I was obviously, like, not qualified for the jobs that I was in. But, like, I would have been, but I've just be using this thing. It's like, work smarter, not harder. But, like, yeah, this is going to, I sound like Vanessa Hudgens during COVID, when she's like, yeah, people are going to die.
Starting point is 00:17:34 But, like, AI is going to take people's jobs because they're using it for their job. And also every like future doctors, lawyers, etc. Like are they going to be able to perform? Like a doctor? Like what if they like really truly just got by on chatchee BT and now they have to slice into my leg for something? I don't, I can't answer that.
Starting point is 00:17:57 But like Godspeed, you know, maybe your leg just needs to breathe like you said earlier. Yeah. It is full of blood though. I don't know. That was like a weird side side conversation that we just went on that did kind of get me anxiety. Yeah. Why did we get there?
Starting point is 00:18:11 What was the point of that? Um, you started it. Yikes. Sorry. It's okay. Oh. Because I asked chat GPT like, why don't I remember a lot of my childhood and it was like, oh, ADHD probably.
Starting point is 00:18:24 And I was like, oh, damn. Yeah. That's nice. It's all like, chat GPT is good in the sense that like I don't get on web, webmd anymore. Chad GPD is like, you don't have cancer like that is like, did you do this, this or this this this weekend? TikTok that chat GPT saves someone's life though because they were like go to the hospital.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah, no, exactly. But I'm like, I have a cough. Like, do you think this is fatal? And it's like, no, you probably have a common cold. That's what it sounds like to me. Yeah. More level-headed, which is almost even scarier too. Which is, but you can also just like dive in deeper to like certain things and be like,
Starting point is 00:19:00 oh wait, is this, this? And like, ask. And it's like, you know, at what cost? Mm-hmm. It's scary. It's scary. And cons. I do want to say, yeah, tooth and teeth, like in a big way.
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Starting point is 00:19:47 No, to like from last week when I, since last time I saw you. So I don't, I didn't realize I haven't talked to you since I did Jake's last shows. Right. So here's something that blew my mind. How's your slice, by the way? It's closing up well. You can't even really see it. Now I, yeah, it looks great. Yeah, thank you for asking. So we started in Washington, D.C. This is like me opening for Jake Shane. I go to leave Washington, D.C.
Starting point is 00:20:19 I finish my part. They're like, if you want to fly home, you can. And I was like, I could fly home tonight and sleep in my bed. That's amazing. And like, oh, I was just in D.C. for like 20 minutes. And I can, like, go home and sleep in my bed before the Radio City musical tomorrow. And so I go home. Wait, what did you think you were going to do?
Starting point is 00:20:37 sleep there or ride with them from DC to New York that night. Okay. And I was like, I can fly back before that Jace even done with his show. I'll be like on the ground in New York. So I like book a flight. I'm like Uber into the airport and I look up. I'm like, why am I still in the car? I've been in the car for an hour.
Starting point is 00:21:01 There's, D.C. is one of those places where you like just type in D.C. to New York City. and it just plugs you in at whatever airport it feels like. Like, why does everything in the world have AI except when a city has several airports, it just randomly assigns you the least convenient one that makes zero sense at all. Like New York City, it's like, oh, we're gonna put you at,
Starting point is 00:21:22 it's just like close your eyes and pick, Dallas, Fort Worth and Lovefield. Like, it is always the bad one. I'd love to introduce you to the concept of double-checking. Ugh! It was so crazy one time I was like, 45 minutes before I flight, I'm dripping and sweat. I get to JFK.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I'm like, oh my God, here we go. Pull up this guy named Nico was like, ooh, yeah, you're at the wrong airport. You're supposed to be at LaGuardia. And I love Nico because his attention to detail is so special. I thought you were in D.C. This is a long time ago, but I'm, I get to D.C. They cancel my flight.
Starting point is 00:21:57 And I had to Uber from D.C. to New York. That's just the four hours? I don't know, man. but then we did Radio City Musical. They are, they always do. Obviously, like, you tip them while and you're like, they're like, okay, cool, that's all I have to do today. Then we did Radio City Music Hall. Did you see how many people came to that show?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah, that made me sick. Like, if, you know those people that are afraid of big things underwater? Yeah. Megalophobia or whatever. Yeah. Do you have that at all? I think I might because I hopped in a lake this weekend and just had to get out immediately. I just, it's not right.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Could you see? No, that's why it's not right. You might just be afraid of the water. I like, I guess, yeah, I prefer clear water. I get it. Because I don't like a lake. I don't like a deep in the ocean either. I love lakes.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Ooh, I'm a lake person. But we go into Radio Cue musical. I've never been there before and obviously we're there before and it's just the empty chairs and I full blown age Chipotle before, which was a mistake. and I like, it was like, oh, this is bad. Like, it was a feeling I've never had my life. It was like being inside the whole of the ship. It was like the biggest.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I'm getting chills. And I go out there and it was just like, it was unbelievable. It was the coolest thing ever. You performed at Radio City. It was very cool. I would make that my Instagram bio, radio city, former Radio City performer. Radio City Musical alum.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Yeah. That's better. And Bowen and Matt Rogers were the guests that night. Did you get to connect with them? Yeah, they're so sweet. They were both so sweet and so funny and natural. So that was cool. And what's so funny, after doing that, it was 6,000 people plus.
Starting point is 00:23:47 And then now I'm like, why am I so nervous to do like a 10 minute slot randomly in the city just every, every night here? Well, sometimes intimate crowds are like more nervous because like those are actually like people that you can see. Whereas the 6,000 is just a glob. It's so not. anonymous yeah yeah anyways then we did jersey i went to jersey atlantic city yeah had you talked about atlantic city before probably like dolantic city's right next to ocean city which is where i usually go that's what it was you talked about ocean city yeah atlantic city is more of like the casino area yeah i had no idea what the vibe was man i like i yearn to be arrested in atlantic
Starting point is 00:24:34 city. Like that is where, if I'm getting arrested again, it is going to be an Atlantic city. How come? It was just like such a, such a dreamy place to be, like, cigarettes, um, like cornhole, Bruce Springsteen playing everywhere. Just like everywhere. I don't think that that's, it's like that in the prisons. No, I just, yeah. I don't want to go to jail. I just want to like, I'm being arrested. And not taken in? Just like, yeah, just like, ah, just like, And just arrested and then immediately let go. Yeah. Like I want to go play cornhole.
Starting point is 00:25:07 I want to give me a cigarette. I want to play cornhole. Okay. So you just want to, yeah, be in Atlantic City. Yeah, I just want to hang out.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Yeah, I do. But we went out to a bar there and it was really fun. And then we did Boston. And again, I go to Boston. I found this new little area of Boston that I love. What area?
Starting point is 00:25:24 All these cities I love doing East Coast. What? What area? Back Bay. Yeah. It was so. It was so. It was a little,
Starting point is 00:25:34 Boutique neighborhood. Is it big? It was so bookstore-coded. It's just like the most well-known neighborhood in Boston. Oh, I didn't know. I walked around and I was sending pictures to everyone. I was like, oh, yeah, look at these trees. It was really cool looking.
Starting point is 00:25:49 And I truly, Brooke, have not, like, besides that, I have nothing else to report. Went to the Hamptons for the fourth. It was a blast. But, like, truly, unremarkable in a great way because it was just like calm, hung out with, like, friends. I was denied entry everywhere I went. I did not feel like an influencer because I was not able to get in. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:11 I guess I haven't done anything of notoriety lately. No one. Oh, it was A-Las Slabs only. It really truly broke. Like I was like turned away at the end like Mary and Joseph. They were like, no, you should sleep in the manger for real. Yeah. I was feeling swollen.
Starting point is 00:26:25 I would love to go to the Hamptons just on a normal weekend, not any sort of holiday weekend. Because I've never been. Yeah. you should, next time you're out here, we should go. I would really love to. It's so easy and it was so calm. We actually got in this past weekend. Like we did the, my favorite things were like, walk to town, coffee, sat down and had lunch, went in, shoplifted, went to a bookstore.
Starting point is 00:26:49 We didn't shoplifted. We just tried on clothes and stuff. And I was like, oh, that cost. I'm just doing the one shirt. They go, yeah, that is what it costs. I go, okay, that is, that ain't right. I left my wallet in the car. I'll be right back.
Starting point is 00:27:00 You want to hold this for me. I love being like, can you just hold it for me? I'll be back. Did you go back? Not going back. Oh, God, no. That is actually a really good way to avoid like when you come out of the dressing room and they say how did everything work out and you have to be like bad, which is not a good feeling. You can just be like, I'm still undecided.
Starting point is 00:27:20 That's a really good way to. But then is that like rude to put something on hold that you're not? Yeah, I guess it is. I mean, if it's rude to do that, lock me up. Atlantic City because like I think it's rude to follow me around and wait outside the dressing room while I try on pants that don't fit and I'm drenched and sweat and I'm like thinking about I need to call my mom and I'm like crying in my head listen to what I did yesterday Brooke I'm listening I go to Brooklyn I'm looking for a coffee table still I end up guess what I end up doing I'm looking
Starting point is 00:27:52 for a coffee table I'm there for a coffee table you bought one of those big I'm in one of those big furniture stores that like has everything. Randomly like I'm looking at coffee table. She, this woman goes, what kind of mattress do you have? I go, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:06 I have a whatever mattress and she just walk with me. Walk with me over here. Guess who, guess who laid on like 18 mattresses for like an hour and a half? Because I couldn't walk away. She's, she's having me lay on. She's turning on the massage.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I'm laying horizontal. I'm the only person in this store. I tried like 11 mattresses and then I was like, I have a mattress. Like I just moved here. I have one. and like I'm happy with it. She's okay, well, you just like, you never know.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I'm like, I told you before we even, what is the, what do you get out of this? I told you. Did you have fun though? I enjoyed it. Yeah, I did enjoy it. And honestly, like, I might end up getting one of those things that eventually down the road, like I'll save up and I'll get one of those things that you actually put underneath your mattress that can lift the back up.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Because it made my, you know, my back hurts. Yeah, she lifted my legs a little bit and then lifted my back up. a little bit and it made my back feel better. Yeah. I don't think I like laying just flat. I get it. Anyways, that's what I've been up to. What about you, Chica?
Starting point is 00:29:07 I went to Big Bear for the fourth, which is a lake. I love Big Bear. I love Big Bear and I'm so confused. Like, I just kind of assumed that a lot of people in L.A. like have the idea like, oh, let's go to Big Bear, you know, for the fourth even, especially. There's no one there ever.
Starting point is 00:29:26 No. I don't get that. I think a lot of people go in the winter to go ski and stuff because it's very close. I went for New Year's and there was no one there then either. Really? Yeah. Oh, that is weird. Oh, that is weird.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I don't know, but that was fun. I was really experimenting with the THC cocktail nowadays. Do you familiar with nowadays? I've heard good things. I mean, I was hallucinating. Fabuloso or? I was just hallucinating. Like it was very, it was very.
Starting point is 00:29:58 very, like, very strong. Are you sure you, you picked up the THC and not the hallucinogenic one? Is there a hallucinogenic one? I don't know if they make a mushroom one. I don't think they do. No, it was THC. Let me, do you mind if I tell you what I had for dinner? No, please.
Starting point is 00:30:16 On one of the nights of my, after I sipped in nowadays cocktail. I'm so jealous of people that don't get the munchies, by the way. This is what I had for dinner. Mongeys. Started with the three different kinds of, pasta, tortellini, bow ties, and then some sort of gluten-free panay, I guess, just a Caesar salad and three pieces of Texas toast. Okay?
Starting point is 00:30:41 That was just my dinner, normal, except for the three pieces of Texas toast. Oh, I also had a bag of chips, okay? Go out on the town. I got a double scoop of Rocky Road in a waffle cone, okay? No big deal. It's a great dessert. Come back to the house, we're just going to do this. three more bags of personalized chips, which they're not like huge, so it's fine.
Starting point is 00:31:05 We'll go ahead and dip all all those chips in mayo and ketchup too. Mayo? Yeah, mayo and ketchup. Ooh. Then we... Now I know you're high because that like... No, I would do that not high. I love chips and ketchup and mayo.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Yeah. That was my after school snack, chips and ketchup. So good. Okay, sorry. Lay, just like a simple lay chip. Let's give me pause. Then we'll just do the tub of Oscar Myers turkey. I see.
Starting point is 00:31:38 So now we're moving, we're going to the protein course. Then three dry s'mores because I didn't, I was so hungry that I couldn't like, heat them up. And satiable. I couldn't wait to heat them up. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. And I feel like there was one more big thing before the finale.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Anyway, I started laying down to go to bed. I was doubled over with hunger cramps. So then I had to do four scrambled eggs at 12 a.m. Midnight. As the finale? That was my finale. But I'm pretty sure I'm missing something huge. It's escaping me.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Popcorn. But still. Popcorn's a great, munchy. And then obviously I went to bed after the finale, hungry. Sarved. did it all again the next two nights my jeans do not fit shut up Connor I swear I really did a number on my body this weekend can I can I can I um suggest the lemmy farts like crazy yeah that's what they they need to call those lemmy farts because it's just like genuinely that's what they do and
Starting point is 00:32:52 you can't feel de-blow but you can feel lemmy fart at work you totally can um Also, no one's been getting my jokes. What do you mean? Like on Instagram, I'll post something that is a joke. And the DMs are all taking me so seriously. And this has been a trend for the past few weeks. And it's really unsettling to me. The first thing was, I posted like a, I was writing and I posted like a sentence that I had written that was like, just like, holy freaking airball, she said.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. And I was like, um, something. about my brain rot. Obviously, like, that's not making it in the final manuscript. Like, I was just like brain rotting onto the page, like joking. Every single response was, please don't do this. Like, I'm just looking out for you. Like, I want your book to be a success. Like, I really think it's best if you don't include these types of pop culture references in your book, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 00:33:49 blah. I want you to be taken seriously as an author. Like, genuine, people like genuinely. Like, like, hurt and upset. I'm like concerned. Like, y'all, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm just fucking with you. They're keeping their eyes on you. They do care, but it's just like, you got to know, you got to know your heart, you know? I know.
Starting point is 00:34:10 I just feel like some people are missing my heart. And then also I posted my, so the scrambled eggs that I had had. Yeah. Were. And it could have had something to do with the nowadays. Genuinely, the best thing I've ever eaten in my life. The only way I could describe them is the chopped salad of eggs. You know how just like a chopped salad is to.
Starting point is 00:34:30 just the best form. These just tasted like a chop salad. Like perfect texture. Like, ooh, ooh, like a little bit like almost like hard boiled. It was like an egg salad but scrambled eggs. I can't even. It was a nowadays. No.
Starting point is 00:34:45 So Marshall had made them for me, our friend Marshall. So I had contacted Marshall through my cell and asked him to come over once we got home on Monday night. We got him Sunday night. I said, can you come over Monday night and make the eggs again? I got him all the supplies. He showed me. how to make the eggs again because I wanted to be able to make them myself.
Starting point is 00:35:05 So what he did was his special way was he cracked eggs into a pan, put him over heat, scrambled them, put him on a plate. And that was his signature way of making those eggs, which I was like, that's so funny that like you're just like making eggs the way that like you make eggs. So I posted his signature recipe. Oh yeah. Which was just like put eggs on heat, scramble them, whatever. And everyone was responding like,
Starting point is 00:35:30 yeah have you ever made eggs before and I was just like come on it's like you guys I can't do that I can't do this funny but yeah just nothing I've been doing is like landing and it's hurting my feelings and I'm just in a space where I am like annoying myself now every time I post something because it's like yeah it doesn't make sense no no I almost posted the other day hey I haven't felt funny in a week. I'm just going to go ahead and be an influencer for a little bit. Like, that's all I'm going to, it's what I'm going to be doing for a little bit. So just like, just letting everyone know a little PSA, it's not going to, I hope you're not in the mood to crack up because you're, you're not going to find that here. I'm going to be posting, not on my page either.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I'd say, I'm going to be posting a little haul. Yeah, it's tough. I'm doing some holes right now. We're in a dry spell. Do you, yeah, we are, I mean, like, I can't speak to you. But like, I'm in, I'm in the, my cooters, the Sahara. Really? You're right up. My cooter being comedy. My comedic cooter. Yeah, no, I'm not funny. Do you want to hear where I'm at in my home right now?
Starting point is 00:36:43 Do you hear how down bad I was last night? So like, my mission today is to go find a top sheet because like I didn't realize like I love top sheets in bed. I recently transitioned back to them. I had stopped using one for years. I don't. I have never in my life made the conscious decision not to have a top sheet and all the sudden out of nowhere, no top sheet. So what happened? Last time I was down so bad, I unzipped my duvet cover, untied it from all sides and used my duvet cover as a sheet. So I'm going today. I don't know where to go. I don't, I don't know. I'm just going to say it out loud. I'm so sorry, you guys. I'm going to show them the article. I'm going to show them the article. I'm going to show them the article.
Starting point is 00:37:28 If I seem stressed right now, it's because I got a deadline article for tour announcement and they will not change the photo of it. You're still dealing with that? Yes. I'm so sorry. Like, I'm sweating. It's just so, so insane. I'm going to show the camera. I'm not having a problem with you.
Starting point is 00:37:50 You seem to be having a problem with your forehead. I'm more interested in like your hand is covering your whole face. Connor, I think they changed it. is he says they changed it. Look. That's cute. Do you like that one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Okay. Sorry, guys. Let's talk about germination. Have you thought about how awesome. Did you germinate in, sorry, hang on. Ooh, I'm flustered. Did you ever germinate in, or did you work in any sort of facets of germination in elementary school?
Starting point is 00:38:24 That's like the spreading of pollen? No, it's like when you take a lima bean and you put it in a plastic, in a plastic pad with a damp paper towel and then you put it on the wall. I do vaguely remember that. You hung it up on your window and then it would germinate over a period of time. I think we did that.
Starting point is 00:38:41 But I don't remember from something with pollen. Well, the craziest thing was about the germination project was some people's would germinate and some people's wouldn't. And it was truly luck of the draw because all of the lima beans looked the same. but like it really so it took it it was it was hurtful to like receive a lima bean that didn't sprout because with all of the sprouters would take them and plant them in a little pot and then you'd have
Starting point is 00:39:10 a lima bean that would grow and you have a pot but some people's pots would be just like barren and that was so sad and I want to check on those people if you're if you if you had a if you had a lima bead that wasn't didn't germinate like I'm sorry you're valid today and you are just as valid now as any of those other germinators. Take that home with you. That reminds me of the mold symposium. I told you about that, right? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:39:38 We had to pick two foods, like two variations of the same food. So like McDonald's fries and like organic frozen fries or something like that. And then put both in separate jars and see which one got mold faster. that's fun yeah so we the whole grade picked two different variations of the same food and we would all just like go visit them in a room one day and check on the molding status i don't know why we didn't get to work with mold in my school but then i also don't remember like i think all we did was watch like i'm not sure if there was a greater point and then it was just like okay this one molded faster cool oh wow really and then we got t-shirts and i think
Starting point is 00:40:26 That was a wrap. There was an after school class called Goo Yuck. And I still say goo yuck all the time when something's gross. What did you do in Gu-Yuck? And I didn't even get into the class. It was really competitive to get into goo yuck. I think it was just like funny, gross science experiments for people whose parents were divorced. Because that's why they couldn't be picked up early.
Starting point is 00:40:44 So they had to join goo yuck. Oh, nice. And I think they just, like, my parents were annoyingly still together. So I couldn't join goo yuck. So I was kind of just like. So unlucky. Just putting. glue on my hands and like picking it off like when I got home.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Speaking of. That sounds awesome to do. Not only does that sound awesome. I'm dealing with a similar sensation. How so? I have very bad sunburn on my scalp. Obviously like can't keep my fingers away. I'm like clenching onto my fingers right now.
Starting point is 00:41:19 The way that I was picking for a few hours last night during the movies got home, looked in the mirror. chunks all throughout my head. Thankfully the only person there was that could have seen was Logan Lerman. So that's just easier. I saw, oh, hi. How was that? Logan Lerman, Molly Gordon,
Starting point is 00:41:41 I love, Molly. It was so good. You will love it. I love Molly. Yeah, she was so great. Molly's in that group of people that I... And Logan is like, high Faye, AI.
Starting point is 00:41:55 I don't know that much about Logan. Lerman. But like Molly is I've always loved. She's great. Everything she does. Yeah. And I feel like Logan like hasn't really done comedy before. So that was fun to see him in like a less serious role. What else is he in? He like was started with Percy Jackson.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Oh, that's right. And then he was in perks of being a wallflower. Honestly, I don't feel like I've seen him in too too much. I don't feel like. Oh, Hoot. Remember Hout? That was a book. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Who did I put in the same bucket as like flushed away? Really? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like the things he does are like more serious. Stuck in love. I guess that's kind of a rom-com. I don't know. It was great.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And there was another guy in it that was really funny. Is it coming out? where we could see it. What is it? What's the, what's the vibe? Yeah, I think it comes out at the end of the month. But, um, who's the other guy from he was in search party? Do you watch that? Yeah, I saw the whole dang. Oh, that John Reynolds was really funny. John Reynolds is really funny. Yeah, I really liked him. Um, I heard he's Megan's new crush. Yeah, complete imprintation process happened last night, which is totally fair. I'm also really anxious and stressed as well. My book is do August 1st.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Ooh, August 1st. It needs to be finished. And then I have till August 15th to do edits, which is obviously not a lot of time, but like we've been doing edits as I've gone. As going. So like in theory by August 1st, like it should be done. But also now I've decided that I need to redo every single sentence. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:43:47 And also just like I, every time I get notes back, I'm just like very stressed that they're not, that, uh, oh, my work exists out there without the. notes being done if that makes sense. I'm like, oh, there needs to be tweaks and they're not. It will get done. It will get done. It will get done. It's just like I'm uncomfortable with the space and time in which it's not done in which it's imperfect. So that's what I got notes this morning and now I'm just like stressed for no reason because like I'll just do them when I get home. But like how far along are you? I am almost done, Connor. I've got like when do I do I get the transcript when you're done?
Starting point is 00:44:27 Yeah, on August 15th. Oh, you're going to wait until August 15th? That's when it will be done done. Okay. That's when it's going off to the printing press. Oh, fuck. Yeah. No, like, I literally, like, I can't imagine ever feeling done.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Like, there's always something that, a sentence I could change. Like, I just, I don't understand how I'm going to part with it. That's so scary. And that's why a lot of authors don't read their work because it's like, there's always something that they want to change. I'll never read it. That, like, I obviously can't relate in that sense, but there was a young woman who was so sweet after I talked to her, but posted like six three minute long clips of me at Jake's show, which was like all of my big, I only do 15 minutes. It was like all of my bigger jokes was going viral.
Starting point is 00:45:17 You're a good job. I've never posted a clip, no. Horrible. I meant. Never posted a clip of it yet. we're like I've never posted a stand-up clip and I was like ooh I don't want that out there because that's not its final form so I kind of get what you're saying oh yeah that I see what you're saying it's not like it's not honed in the way I wanted to my delivery like I want to get it better and you don't want stuff like that out there I totally agree it's just like I'm not even comfortable with it on my laptop that's that's like OCD no that's what it is it's like a weird like it's it's not right like it can't exist like this even though no one's going to see it besides me I don't know. I can't explain it. It's weird. Can I switch gears really quick? You may?
Starting point is 00:46:00 I think I've said this before, but I need to say this with a pure heart, even though I've been so negative today. I think I'm kind of done telling people happy birthday. Like, if you're someone that's in my life and I love you, like you just need to know that I do wish you a happy birthday. I think, but like it feels almost, it feels almost like I'm drowning in birthdays recently. And I, for me, like, I can't at all imagine thinking of someone of being like, why didn't this? unless I was in love with this person, I can't imagine thinking like, why didn't this person tell me happy birthday? Even my mom or dad, like if they didn't the day of my birthday tell me happy birthday,
Starting point is 00:46:33 like I don't think I would clock it. So like I can't relate to my mom or dad. Yeah, I think you would clock that. Do you think? Well, maybe. Okay, so them removed. But like, yeah, I understand that. I don't, I have,
Starting point is 00:46:46 I'm past the point of getting upset if someone doesn't wish me happy birthday. But if someone just doing best friends right now. Every, yeah, every single story of people telling him happy birthday. And I'm tapping through. And I've seen 13 people being like, happy birthday to this crazy piece of work. And then it's like, okay, I've seen 13 years stories.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Like, is it my duty to wish you a happy birthday? Like, obviously, like, I wish you the best. I hope it's an amazing day. But do we open up that can of worms conversationally? I have a hard time when people pose things for my birthday. and in like maybe two out of 15 of them, I like look great and or it's funny and I want to repost it. But then I feel too bad not reposting the others because I don't want people to think I didn't like them. I just don't look that good.
Starting point is 00:47:35 You know? So I just repost none even though I really did want to repost those two. What's your cap on reposting birthday stories? It's an all or nothing thing for me because I don't want anyone to feel bad. Yeah. So I think last year I did every single one and then this year I did none. Yeah, I don't think I'll do. I don't think I'll do any unless it's like,
Starting point is 00:47:56 I can't believe this person just posted for my birthday. I'm going to say something that's going to make you feel sick. Oh my God. Wait, hang on, because I already feel sick. Or I'm just going to say it about myself. Okay. Don't, I mean, don't. I mean, just don't.
Starting point is 00:48:12 What? Think before you speak, of course. I'm just going to tell you that this is the last summer in my 20s. Let's go to bonus. I don't even want to be here anymore. Is that not so sick? Yeah, hang on. I'm just going to change the subject. Fuck Mary Kill.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Marlon, Gill, or Bruce from finding Nemo. I know exactly what you're talking about. Marlon, Gill. Wait, Bruce is the shark, right? Bruce is the shark. Gill has the scar. Gill's the bad boy. Kill Bruce, marry Marlon.
Starting point is 00:48:45 That's easy. That's really interesting. I'll tell you the comments were not in your favor. Really? Yeah, there was one young woman that said, that said that said yours and she got ripped of shreds. Why? Because guess what?
Starting point is 00:48:58 Everyone's, everyone's fucking Bruce. Why is everyone fucking Bruce? He's so bloodthirsty. He's like a big jacked, he's like a big jacked murderer. And they're like, I don't want to get murdered.
Starting point is 00:49:08 I kind of want to fuck him once, but they want to marry Gill who's like this sexy like, you know, and Marlon's kind of just so predictable. Marlon's kind of a twirp. Like to be fair. I love that. You know what? He is a good father regardless of the fact that he misplaced his son.
Starting point is 00:49:22 of his one kid. Yeah. Like. But think about the circumstances. I know the circumstances. I don't know. Just Marlin? I don't know about Marlin.
Starting point is 00:49:32 I don't know about spending the rest of your life with Marlin. I would rather a dweeb than like a like. What would you call Gil? Not like fuck, fuck boy, maybe. No, Gil is protective over his, of his kin.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Um. And Bruce is Australian. I'm like not like remembering the context of Gil super well. I think you're skimming. Gil has been wronged in the past, so he has his walls up. Yeah. But he's definitely open... He's opened his chosen family in a big way.
Starting point is 00:50:01 He just, like, it took a while for him to break through. Now, he'd be a great specimen for therapy. Bruce, I feel like a lot of people skim over the fact that Bruce is Australian. And that accent does go long way. You know what, Connor, I would have to rewatch the film to give you a really accurate answer because I'm not remembering, like, too much of Gil. I was only really remembering his physical form. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Well, I mean... look into it maybe some homework for tonight. Okay. But, yeah, Marlin is very dweeby, but I don't mind that. I think he's pretty annoying. Do you ship Marlon and Dory?
Starting point is 00:50:37 This is gonna, I might get in trouble with this. Just let me know. Are there the same age? I don't think of Dory. I think of Dory. I think of Dory as a, as a woman in the series. But that doesn't mean you can't ship Dory and Marlin.
Starting point is 00:50:51 It was never clear to me. Like before, before I knew that that was Ellen like I did not know that that was a young woman the whole time you just like view Dory as androgynous yeah yeah and Marlon
Starting point is 00:51:05 and I'd love to I'd love to hear where everyone's heads are at by the way if you could just like rattle off thoughts about finding Nemo in the comments on like on like a character development standpoint it's also like is there a power dynamic if you were to ship Marlon and Dory like does her memory loss
Starting point is 00:51:23 like make her like put her at a disadvantage. For sure, but you're jumping into 51st States territory at that point. Right. At that point, there's a lot to say about that as well. And a VCR does not work underwater. So Marlins, Marlins fins are tied.
Starting point is 00:51:38 They are completely tied. I could write a thesis on Dori X. Marlin, I think. And the reasons they should or shouldn't be together. That's just how my brain works. Like even when I'm watching a children's movie, it's like who can I who can I ship? Who can I ship these two?
Starting point is 00:51:58 It's so weird that you don't you don't view Bruce romantically at all. I haven't seen Finding Nemo in a really long time. I don't have that movie recall that you do. Obviously mine are very specific and all seem to be cartoons or major major tragedies in the past. Titanic need to watch that again. You know I can't make it past that one scene. Ooh, I know. It's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Like you don't even, if you hadn't heard about that. the Titanic, you would still think the ship was afloat and everyone's just having sex and dancing. Yeah. I need to go to that party under the dock under the, under the, with all the lower class people. It's like Irish music and they're dancing and jumping around. Yeah, I remember that. That sounds so fun. Did you see they just came out like, Trump came out and was like, there's no list.
Starting point is 00:52:42 There's no Epstein list. He just full on was like, yeah, there's no, there's no client list. Well, he's on it. I know, but that's so insane. Yeah. Wasn't that his whole thing? Connor, I cannot keep up with the insanity over there. Okay, I just like, I didn't look into it enough.
Starting point is 00:53:02 That just happened this morning. I tried to listen to the daily and it was like so in and out confusing. Like, obviously he's on the list. It's just crazy to go like full-blown. Like, it's not even funny for me. Remember a while back when I was like, oh, this is so funny. This is like an onion article. Like it feels like we're watching Veep.
Starting point is 00:53:18 To be like, this is what I'm running on. Like, these pedophiles are going to jail. And then be like, there's actually nothing. I don't know what like I never actually said that at all. It's like yeah, you did. It's so crazy to me. Sure is. And it's actually the VEP part of it is not even funny at all anymore either.
Starting point is 00:53:34 It's actually unsettling, believe it or not, which reminds me of what happened to me this morning. I was running some errands this morning. And I have locked myself out of my apartment now about four or five times and luckily my neighbors will buzz and they'll let me in. But I went to get a copy made of my key today and the guy goes, Oh, I've made a copy of this This key before it's a key, Brooke. Like it has nothing on it.
Starting point is 00:53:58 It's a key. Whoa, that must be like a really, really intense, like special focus to be able to like see the ridges of the keys so intensely. Like fingerprints. Brooke? And no. It's a, it's a nondescript key. It has no defining characteristics. But he probably is a special power.
Starting point is 00:54:17 At all. Like, is my locksmith rain man? He literally goes. my address, my unit number. I go, pardon? Like, I don't know. Like, even if the people before me had come in and gotten copies made, that's mind-blowing that he read, he remembered the address.
Starting point is 00:54:37 No, you know how a lot of people with autism are just, like, able to just, like, recall and just, like, have really unique talents. Yeah, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Yeah, I think maybe it's one of those things. Wow, that's, it really, like, I was like, oh, we don't need to be doing all that right now in the hardware store. Like maybe not, maybe not my unit number would be actually so great. But wow.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Yeah. It's also, yeah, it's good to know that like there's a lot of copies of your key out there. Yeah, that's good to know too. And I only ended up with one key and there's enough that like this young man knows my, my, my, my, my, my, my location. Like, he's on my find my friends right now. Wow. Locksmith would make for a good serial killer. they had one in Broad City that was full-blown like the scariest dude you've ever seen oh i remember that
Starting point is 00:55:27 yeah yeah that's what that's what i felt like today except that this man was sweet honestly no i see seems fun oh i let me tell you why i'm pissed off okay go ahead the last three times i have gone to the movies i forget if i told you this last week but the last three times i've gone to the movies there have not been peanut Eminems. Yeah, you told me that last week. I did. Or whatever we talked. It happened again last night.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Okay. And you know, I go up to the front and I say, I need to start bringing them. But I shouldn't have to. That's what I'm saying. I go up to the front. I say, do you have any peanut Eminem's in the back? They say, no, those are our most popular snack. We're all out.
Starting point is 00:56:06 If they are your most popular snack, plan accordingly. They're like they're usually out by nighttime. Okay. That's when people usually come to the movies. You got a bunch of munchers in the matinee. I'm, just like get like supply and demand. Does that make sense? You should just ask for like a you should just ask for like a locker there like come bring your own and like hi I'm Brooke like put it on my tab. It's just upsetting. It's like I literally wouldn't have come to the movies. If you didn't. If you didn't know. And I'm being so Jen, I don't feel like there's any point in sitting in the movie theater without a back of peanut Eminem's.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I kind of feel you in a way like this is different but like I haven't been able to find a soup in the city that I enjoy yet and it's been really hard. for me. A soup in the city. And like this is the place where I feel like you would be able to find soup. I can't find a chicken, like a grandma's chicken noodle soup to save my damn life. These, these places calling their soup a grandma's chicken noodle soup. Give me your grandma's phone number. I'm going to give her a piece of my mind. What makes a chicken soup? It needs to, it needs to feel like home. And not my home. Someone's home where their grandma makes chicken noodle soup. My mom makes a good chicken noodle soup. But like these are, these places are a joke. Like that's such a poor excuse. Have you just gone to a Jewish jelly? They made chicken noodle soup? Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:28 No, I haven't. How about you try that? I always think of chicken noodle soup as a Christian dish. I think soup, chicken noodle soup defies religion. Do you think? Or unites. Maybe it does unite instead of defies. I think it's kind of like Doctors Without Border situation.
Starting point is 00:57:43 You should try lots of all soup, Connor. No, I do enjoy it, but I kind of, I just need to stick to what I know when I'm feeling under the weather and it is, this gets us back to like, this is so not the weather for soup. I'm so drenched that I've been, I've been, like, I've actually lost the embarrassment of sweating through shirts.
Starting point is 00:58:01 I show up and I'm like, this is who I am. Like, I don't know what to tell you. It looks like I, it looks like I jumped in the lake and came, walked straight in. And people do look at me. I'm like, why aren't you guys sweating?
Starting point is 00:58:11 I'm confused. Why am I, it's 100 degrees outside. How come I'm the only one sweating? How do you feel about cold soup? A guespacho. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:58:20 I'll drink a chicken noodle soup out of a bucket cold. Maybe you should try that. No, I will, but I'm just saying. Do you chicken noodle soup on the rocks? You can't, yeah, I would love that. Shaken, not stirred. But I just think, like, you can't call yourself a true soup lover if you wouldn't eat hot chicken noodle soup on a 90 degree day.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Now it'd be an AC. You don't have to do it outside, but like, grow up there. I only like, in terms of soups, no. never mind because that's going to be another cheese thing. I was about to say I only like chicken noodle soup, but then I was about to go. You know, I love matzobal soup. I could do a pea soup.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Could you do it? Could you do it? Could you do it? You could do it. You could do a tomato soup, but I could grilled, grilled cheese. No, I can't. I don't do tomato soup. You could with grilled cheese.
Starting point is 00:59:06 I'm sure I could, Connor. And I had a bisque for the first time recently that I had a bisk. A lobster bisque that I enjoyed. But you know what I will never do for as long as I live? Clam chowder. No, pass. I actually did one time and it was good. I just like,
Starting point is 00:59:22 the thought gives me chills. I actually did one time and it was good. Okay. We got to wrap you guys. I got an appointment. Do you? In my apartment somewhere. Yeah, it's in my apartment over there.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Okay. That sounds good. See you in the bonus. Bye guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for the catch up. Yeah, talk soon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:41 XO. Bye.

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