Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Finding a Soulmate on Etsy

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

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to Brooke and Connor Make a podcast today after high demand It's just me and what's her face? It's me and Brooklyn Bridge sitting right left. And we're back in the studio today. And it's funny because we got a bunch of traveling stuff coming up. It's Tuesday and me and Brooke are kind of feeling fun. We usually record on Wednesdays in the morning.

But right now it's Tuesday in the afternoon. And this is the first time in 20-something episodes that I've been like awake on set. And it feels like wrong. Bad. Yeah. Not bad. Just different. It feels weird to me.

Today if a gypsy approached me in the parking lot and said, buy this, crystal, let me read your poem. Let me tell you this thing because the moons and the tides are acting against you. I'd say that is so true. Give me your potion, baby. Because I would believe her. Because something feels off. You know what I did, though?

Speaking of that, on Etsy, I saw that this woman was drawing people's soulmates for a small fee of $70. Hold that thought. Hold that dot. I cannot wait to dive in. It's a small fee of $70. U.S.D. tax and tip not included.

I know. Okay. We have some announcements to make before we dive into Brooks' experience with a gypsy online who's drawing, I guess our soulmate, which weirdly connected to the parking lot.

I have to, that's why I understand why I had. Scenario that I made up. Okay. You understand why I have. So we have an exciting thing. Yes. So we have an exciting thing.

Brooke, look, your good chair and tell me what you find no way what is under there is that bnc merch holy shmody you're kidding is it a bnc bucket hat it's looking like a bnc bucket hat it looks like denim but it's actually jeans like more so just a bucket hat hang on tilt it kind of down towards the camera okay so we're going to see is the two two bnc figures on there this is one of my favorite items that we have and you can find it at um bncmerch dot com and this is that's that's That's the letters BNC. Yes.

Not BNC.com. Yeah. So, March. BNCMarch.com. We kind of crank these suckers out so quick. Yeah. Connor, look under your chair.

Why, bro? Just look. I'm just being silly. I'm just in a silly goofy mood. Oh, shut up. No, I can't. Oh, guys. Okay, for audio-only listeners,

I'm pulling out what looks to be like a long-sleefe t-shirt with a gorgeous BNC figurine. Here. Gorgeous BNC figurines. in the front. Wow. They are so gorgeous. And this is my favorite item

from this collection. Really? Because it's got me falling down one sleeve. Several. Are you pulling, the mic is escaping me. Sorry, my arms are short.

And then it's got Brooke falling down the other sleeve. This is a long sleep t-shirt in natural color. It's kind of in natural. And it's comfort colors. So if you've ever been in a, in Greek life,

that should make your... That explains why I didn't know what comfort colors were. Yeah. Why don't you look on your chair and see if there's anything outside. You're kidding me. Okay. I will. Are you telling me this is my favorite item from the merch drop under my chair? Hold this please. So what you're looking at here is basically kind of like a crew neck

sweatshirt in, I would call this a denim blue that matches the bucket hat. And we've got another embroidered B&C logo on it. That's the Brooklyn Connor logo. It's embroidered too. I just, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. I didn't realize that. Oh yeah. Look at that embroidery. Wow. Incredible attention to detail on the embroidery. That'll give you some texture, too. You'd be like touching things. This is my favorite item, and it pairs perfectly with the bucket hat. I can't wait to be wearing both of these on a Monday or a Tuesday or Wednesday or Wednesday or

any day of the week. It's kind of got a washed out look, too. I love a washed out look. So these are my two favorites. Nice. That's really exciting. Yeah. Connor, look under your chair.

You pull on my dick, Brooke? No, I'm definitely not. Oh, shut up! Oh my god. I found, guys, under my chair, I found yet another washed out crewneck. This seems to be more of a ocean sea foam, washed out, green, teal, seaweed, seaweed, kind of like almost an emerald colored, washed out, laid out, chewed up, spit out, kind of crew neck. And it's got, oh, it's got that same embroidered B&C.

It is incredibly similar to the fake denim. Cure neck just in kind of a different color. Nice. Well, they're gorgeous. Yeah. You could also mix and match that with the bucket hat. Totally. On any day.

If you didn't want to go too matchy, Matthew. Yeah. Totally up to you. That's pretty sweet. Hey, Brooke? Yeah. Hey, while you're there, do you mind just like checking under your chair?

Yeah, that's completely fine. I'm not doing anything else. Okay. What we've got here is kind of just a pocket t-shirt. And you can see the pocket right here and peeking out of the pocket. Brook and Connor. Oh, that's pretty nice. Who would have thought.

Yeah. So this. actually incredible news. You could wear this t-shirt with one of the sweatshirts over over top and the bucket hat as well. So what you could do here theoretically in a perfect girl is wear all

three different B&C merches at the same time. You could do the long sleeve under the sweatshirt as well. You could wear the long sleeve tied around your waist sweatshirt wearing the sweatshirt wearing the t-shirt. Yeah. With the hat.

You lost me. You left me everything. but I think I'm picking on what you're putting now. That's exciting, and that's an exciting move. It is possible that you could wear all four garments at the same time, is what I'm saying, in a perfect scenario. Perfect storm. You're wearing this first layer. You're wearing the t-shirt first layer.

Second layer over the t-shirt, you're wearing the long-sleeve shirt. Or you could do long-sleeve under short-sleeveefe. Totally. Either way, whatever floats your boat, wrapped around your waist is the sweatshirt. Or even wrapped around kind of like here, you know, your neck. and then you're wearing the hat. So it makes sense that you would wear all four at the same time. Cool.

Yeah. That's really exciting. Again, okay, so all of these are available online at bncmerch.com. And members, you get an discount. These are going to be limited as we come out with more. I would recommend getting them off supplies last. Yeah. I know I will.

Yeah. You just said you're going to buy it, buy it out as much as you can. I'm going to buy a lot of it, so you guys better be careful. Brooke and I are going to be on. I'm getting on that store the second that it, I am really hot, so I'm going to take it off, but it's not because I don't want to wear it. It's just because it's the afternoon. Yeah, I was going to put on the crew neck, but it's just there's not a reality in which I could.

Right. Just on based on the temperature. And I'm wearing a close line's wet. I've been recently, I sleep naked, right? But I. Shocking. Yeah. It's the way God intended.

I sleep, I've been sleeping in a crew neck. Yeah. but naked from the waist out. So imagine what that looks like. Like reverse Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. Wait, no. That is Winnie the Pooh.

I've been Winnie the Pooh in it. So. What crew neck of yours? I have one. Or are you switching it up? No, I have one specific one I wear it. It says Paris. I don't know whose it is.

It definitely did not belong to me. I would love to see a picture of you in your Paris. Okay. Crewe neck. Well, I go to sleep every night, so you're in luck. It happens pretty frequently. Well, anyways, we're back. This is weird being here on Tuesday

because now the weekend when we chat because I haven't seen you I haven't seen you in a couple days. I saw you Sunday. So I didn't see you yesterday. It's been really hard. Yeah, Brooke, I've been working on some brand deals. And Brooke and Matt King and Patricia

and Tris and our friends, we all, we filmed an ad on Sunday. We were working really hard this weekend for Francia, boxed wine, which was my favorite wine in college. Yeah, it's still my favorite wine today. Yeah, it's the way that. It tastes like juice. Yeah.

Which is my preferred. Yeah, it's really good. We used to slap the bag, but they would not let me slap the bag in the advertisement. Right. So if you go, if you see this ad next week and you say, damn, he really had a miss opportunity. Just know that I, I knew. And it was. To slap the back.

Like, you missed slapping the bag. Did you ever slap the bag in college? Probably not. No, I didn't do anything in college. Did you drink? No, I've never slapped the bag. Oh, we got to get you slap in the bag. Slaping the bag is, it's just a, it's pretty, um, it's pretty,

Awesome. It's pretty fun to do. You can slap the crap out of these bags. Mm-hmm. And my college just really didn't have Greek life. This was just like a thing that we would do. Yeah, I guess I'm just thinking like frat party vibes, which is where they were. You could do this. You could do this on a Tuesday at your house in the kitchen. On our NBNC merch. Yeah. Yeah. And I will. Yeah. And we could slap the bag. Now that we're filming the next two episodes in the afternoon. We could theoretically, we could slap the bag and have no judgment.

Okay. Here. I'd slap the bag with you for a segment. Well, we're filming tomorrow. So I'll bring my friends here. Perfect. Perfect. And then we'll become closer as friends. Best friends. Fins.

That is a reference. I can't wait for everyone to see that ad. Yeah. Cracked my corn. It was really funny. Did you have a good weekend? I didn't. I don't really do much to say about the weekend.

I've been playing a lot of pickleball. Pickleball is fucking awesome. Have like a really cool appreciation for old people now. More so. I've always looked forward to being. but the way that they kick my ass makes me so excited to be elderly because they've just got this vigor that I just am so envious. Yeah.

And they're just out there like no fear in their eyes. And I'm kind of like, that is so awesome. I've been really scared of aging recently now. You mentioned it. Yeah. That sucks. Because I've been getting gray hair. You should start playing pickleball.

Oh, you do. I've seen a gray hair on you actually. Okay. I think that doesn't, okay. I think it's something to be excited about. It doesn't feel that way. feel like my mom and my grandma got gray really young. So that's just like ticking time bomb. I think gray is cool, especially because you spend a lot of time in urban outfitters, right?

A little bit here and there. Anything goes in urban. Okay. Well, I don't really feel good about it, actually. But it is natural. And I wish I wasn't scared of it. But it just kind of means you're inching closer to death. But you could die at any time regardless of how old you are. So that makes me feel better in a way. Totally. Yeah. It's remarkable that we aren't. We're still here and we get to just chat.

I know it is remarkable. Every week that we're here is a blessing. I had some things I wanted to say. Okay. Straight up, I've been sick for a week. So that's why I don't really have that much to report. No, I know you got me a little sniffly. Sorry, I got sick like 10 days ago.

I never get sick ever. And I do. Anytime I'm just like around a piece of bacteria, I'm down. I hate, what I hate about myself is like I can't, can't be sick. Because I got, I have stuff to do. Right. So I'll just be sick and out and about. But it's, you stress me out when you're sick because you won't like sit down.

Well, okay, so, oh, if I, okay, so there's all this stuff happening today and it feels kind of off and I couldn't figure out why. And then I was kind of just going over because I was like, maybe I'll take another set of day quill. And I go over to my day quill. I'm looking at it. And I'm like, that's NyQuil. So I'm doubled up on NyQuil right now. I don't know. Like, are you exhausted?

I'm just kind of just in a really funky state, which is cool because it's like, what's going to happen? To me, if I had taken NyQuil, if I take NyQuil, it's like nothing, I could not fight that. Oh, I'm sweating. Like, I would have to call out of work and be like, I took NyQuil. My body is kind of, you know, I don't listen to my body. I know. It's so scary and scary to watch.

What does my body know that? I don't. Your body's telling you everything. Have you ever heard of trust your gut? I have selective hearing. Okay. I do, yeah, no, I don't trust my gut. He's sketchy.

But I took, yeah, I took an extra Tylenol PM and I had that big meeting this morning. And then, so yesterday, listen to this. You took Tylenol PM or NyQuil. What did I say? NyQuil. You've said both at this point. Because I meant to take DayQuil.

Uh-huh. There's not Tylenol AM, right? There's a Tylenol. When I moved last time, I haven't taken this a year and a half. When I moved last time, I put all of my medication, like, into one thing. But can't you see the night equals blue and day equals red? Well, that's when I noticed that it was, that I hadn't taken the right one. Because I was like, why are there two different colored pills in here?

But you should have known while you were taking them and while they were in your hand that they were blue. What, red means day? Blue means... Yes, blue means... Everybody knows blue is sleepy time. Night. When you compare it with red, but not... Anyways, okay.

You mean you weren't seeing the blue juxtaposo's... juxtapososos with... Juxtaposos? With the red. There's also... Tylenol is blue. Tylenol liquid gels are blue. That doesn't mean you're going to fall asleep.

No, that's avilicajals. Whatever. It's the same thing. I'm a pharmacy. Oh, my God. I have a list... What were you saying? Okay, wait.

I'm going to tell this... What? I have a list on my phone called reasons I'm going to die. So when I finally get health insurance, I get to just read this off. Okay. Because WebMD has put me to death four times. Okay. Okay.

die. Reasons I'm going to die. Okay. Little bump on the bottom inside of my mouth. Yep. That's still there. Mole under my armpit side.

Right side. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's still there. Bump on the back of my school. Do you have this bump on the back of your school? Yeah. Touch it. You mean your head?

Right there. Oh, no. I don't have that. Fuck, dude. I knew that it felt so weird. I think that's probably just like a cyst. Ew. Shut up.

But you should like, The thing about health insurance, Connor, is that it's protecting you. This is what I've learned because I've been working with getting it this week. But don't mess up my ponytail. Man, I really thought everybody had that. I was like, there's no way everybody. You're messing up my ponytail. Let me just reach into the pony.

I don't have what you have. I'm always picking at my head. My school feels different? No, that's a cyst. No, it's not an effing cyst. It is. I'm telling you. Is there a doctor on board?

What I'm saying about health insurance is like you can go. So you can, health insurance at like our age is typically just to prepare you for like an extreme disaster, right? Because if you go to the hospital after getting hit by a car, those are the kind of bills that health insurance would protect you against. But like you can pay out of pocket for a doctor's appointment and just do that without having health insurance. Because you'd probably be doing that anyway, honestly. You don't think that maybe this should be. You really messed up my pony. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's okay. My mental's going to be all over the place this rest of this episode because I'm pretty sure you just. Only I have a tumor. No, a cyst isn't a tumor. It's usually benign. I live at the doctor's office. I live on WebMD. That's why I was just reading through my list of reasons I'm going to die.

So I can't wait to go on and be like, what do you think about this? Skin cancer. What about this bump on my mouth? That's a tumor. What about this bump on the back of my head? You are going to die this week. I think a lot of your issues could be solved with one swipe at the dermatologist. One failed swoop?

I have a great dermatologist. Eh. No. I would really encourage you to go and I'll make an eye doctor appointment because I'm fighting with my glasses right now. Like I don't want to make them on, but I need them so bad. How about we shake hands if we make a doctor's appointment this week? Shake. Yeah.

Also, if anybody has like rich medical parent type situation that we could just like come visit totally down to make a day trip out of it. Brooke and Connor make an appointment. Do you have to script out your phone calls before you make them? No, I'm good on the phone. Oh, my God. I write out every single thing to the T, including the hello. I was actually struggling so hard making an appointment with another doctor because she signed like her email, doctor first name, last name.

So do I call her doctor first name last name? Dr. first name or doctor last name? You don't want to mess this up. I think it's always safer to do doctor last name. You don't want to mess this up. What? You don't want to mess this up.

I know. That's why I'm asking you. about the way that's why I'm asking. Yeah. You got to get their vibe first. I think you go about not saying it as long as you can and then wait till their assistant. I've just been saying hello, exclamation. Perfect.

Hi. Yeah. Because you'll talk to their assistant first. No, I was talking to her. For sure. I think when you call someone else should answer the phone when you are calling a certified. I was emailing. Oh.

Yeah. Because I will always look and see if there's an email option. for the calling. I would try calling the concierge or whatever you call. No, I'm already in contact with her. I'm just saying I've been struggling with what to call her. No, I'm really good on the phone. Yeah.

That's why I nailed all 50 of my interviews when I didn't get a callback for any jobs when I was looking for work. Sorry to hear. No, it's okay because it was good practice for making an appointment. I had a good weekend. Can I really quickly talk about my run yesterday and then I'm just going to hand the baton over? Because I know we're going to have to dive really deep into your weekend.

I had a really good weekend. Okay. So yesterday I went on my first run since being sick. And then I'm done talking after this. No, that's fine. This was the sickness conversation. I genuinely don't even want to talk about my week. I want to, I'll talk about your week.

I actually think I need a new pair of headphones. I'm so sorry. That's okay. Can we pause for a second? We'll take a quick pause. I went on my first run yesterday. It felt awesome. Nailed it.

Honestly, did really well. How long do you run? Like four? Minutes wise and time wise. Or, no, lengthwise and time wise. It's like four miles in change usually. Whoa. And it's like 20 something minutes, I don't know.

But so I get almost to the end, and I went longer yesterday. And I'm walking on the street. I don't really know. I remember I called you the other day and there was a car following me? Yeah. And I was like, I just have to be on the phone right now because this car. Just so that if I don't respond, like I've been abducted, just like heads up. Totally.

And that car was just some random people that were following me. but this car was like going very slow so I stopped and I was like there's no reason that they would be they were coming this way going really slow this was who you were on the phone with me about or this was this was this was yesterday this was last night so I they're coming they're coming towards yeah they're coming towards me going super slow and it's just a dude in a car and then they make a you turn as I'm as I'm kind of like watching them they make a you turn and so I I see them and And so I stop and I'm like, they'll keep going so they don't look sketchy. They stopped and I could see them behind me.

And I have a video of it. I'll show you. And I'm just standing there, standing there for like 30 seconds. It was the longest 30 seconds ever and I was getting ready to call you guys someone to just like give them a heads up. Oh, did I not save it? Bologna. Oh, dang. Okay.

So it ended up being really funny. So I started to run. Okay. And they pulled into their driveway. I had stopped, like, in front of their... Oh, my God. So I had it on video, and I was, like, gonna send you guys, like,

as I started running, and I'm running, and I see the guy just pulled down into his driveway. Do you think that you're paranoid from the first time that you thought someone was following you? I've just been paranoid recently. Yeah. It's probably that bulge on the back of my head is probably a parasite.

Or maybe it's like a Voldemort type situation. Oh, my God. Not to make this worse. No, no, no. no. You know what I'm going to say? Do you think I'm growing a baby? I was going to say you know those things that like lay thousands of little eggs.

Brooke, stop. No, we're not doing that. Let's talk about like, let's talk about Kim and Pete or something. I don't want to talk about a thing that lays thousands of eggs in my brain. Well, I could show you my soulmate. Has anyone listening had thousands of eggs laid in your brain? Not talking about it if you don't want to talk about it. Leave a comment below.

If you have thousands of eggs in your brain. Let me show you my soulmate because. earlier I had mentioned. Yeah, go, run back through that. There's this thing on Etsy where you can pay a fee of just $70, not including ticks and, ticks and tap. You've got your brain on Parasite.

I'm telling you because it's the afternoon. And for whatever reason, throwing me off. But I did move forward with purchasing a, well, I went for the highest package. There was Soulmate Just Description. That was the lowest package. Tier 1. That was tier.

that was tier three lowest. Tier two, that package was black and white soulmate and the description. And then tier one was color. Soulmate in color and a description. So I splurge for the premium package. That really was not adding up at first when you were like, you have the black and white tier and then you have the color.

No, tier two is black and white like color drawing. Oh, okay. And then they use color. So I'll show you. my soulmate and they got back to me within about 10 minutes. Did you have to submit any sort of information for them to... Just my birthday. So it's more of an anthropological.

And they don't know what you look like, so it's just astrodotological. No. What do they describe themselves as? A witch doctor? A medium. Oh, medium. Yeah. Cool.

Here he is. This is everyone. That's a like a FBI most wanted sketch. It's genuinely like just like a dude. I know. Okay. And like not even is it just a dude, but like I was trying to think of something funny to say, but there's actually like no. No, I'm like upset.

No feature. I was like pretty upset when I got that. Right. Well, you got. Because there's just no. It's also the description wasn't like in the kind of English that I could understand. What did you type into? Were you seeking this out or did you just come across it when you're on?

Someone told me about it and I said, let me stop you right there. Send me the link. Yeah. Right. So are you? But like I wish he had just like glasses or something that would make him like a little bit more. Like down to earth. Relatable.

Something. Anything. Okay. So this man. Yeah. Looks like Logan from the gym. No, he doesn't. Kind of.

No. Yeah. Logan from the gym had this like cute energy. This guy's like scary. Like there's nothing. You're judging a book by the. the drawing from that no you're right i am judging a book by the by the drawing but like i just am not at the end of the day i'm not connecting with him that's good genes he seems like for someone that's supposed

to be my soulmate he looks like he would have a boat so that's something that you should connect with yeah that's just not my type right like to the tea like someone who has a boat would not be my type you know i don't know okay it's like very disappointing you live and you learn anyway reminder that it's going to happen probably like it's probably unavoidable that you will be your DMs will be slid into from somebody asking for your credit card number, second guess before you submit your credit card number. You seem like someone that would fall for a phishing scam. Because I submitted this, I'm going to, they have my info, you mean.

No, like, I think you've just outed yourself as an easy target for someone. No, because what's crazy is there's so many of these on Etsy that I'm going to pick a different one and hope that I get a different answer. Until I get what I want. You could literally just Google, like, draw my soulmate. We're going to find him probably. It's probably just the same picture. I'm just going to keep paying $70 for each one until I get what I want.

And this is not a him, by the way. Right. Okay. Well, cool. At least you know that that isn't your soulmate. So that should help narrow it down and move it forward. Yeah. That does help.

Okay. We're in our notes phase now. Okay. We talked about last week that Brooke and I have this rolling notes page. that, um, I don't know, like, during the week we just, like, add stuff. It's a shared note. And a lot of times, I don't know what anything means. Well, you wrote air tags helping out your enemies.

Yeah, because we talked about that for a second. So I found out that air togs, togs. Did I talk about how I left my phone on that Uber on the podcast? Oh, I don't know if we talked about that. No, we did. Yeah. So, I mean, anyways, I left my phone at Uber like a couple, last, like two weeks again now. And couldn't find it, couldn't find it.

And I was like, oh, I needed an air tag. Those don't really die, do they? I don't get what it is. Okay, so my understanding is that an air tag, you put it in your wallet or like, it's like a square. You know, those square things? Wasn't there that thing where people were putting air tags

on other people's cars to track them? Yep. Right. Yep. So I don't remember what I meant by air tags helping out your enemies. Maybe just that, what I just said. Oh, okay, I know what it is. No, no, no.

Here's what it is. Because I was worried that if you're not in the vicinity of this air tag, that it wouldn't work to find your device if you leave your phone in the refrigeration section of Trader Joe's like tough luck. But Ryan told us that the way air tags work is if someone else with an iPhone or Apple device walks by,

it resets and it triangulates it based on other people's phones because Apple technically owns the network and can like, does that make sense to you? Not in like even a little bit. Okay, so if you had an air tag, and someone with an iPhone were to walk by it, it would send you the location from their phone, basically, saying, like, another Apple device has located your...

So it can use... It can kind of, like, send that pang around. Okay. That's my understanding. So, if someone I hate loses their iPhone, I hope they never find it. But if I walk past their air tag, I'm letting them know where it is unintentionally.

So I think that's what I meant by air tags helping out your enemies. Okay. Yeah. I, like, don't really get it, but sure. Okay. I can just, yeah. agree with you.

Yeah. There. I need kind of like legal support. For what? Putting on my glasses just to be more loyery. You know how I had that idea? There's like a full-blown. I know.

I can't really see out of them at all. There's like full-blown so dirty. That looks like a pair of glasses you'd find like out in your yard. Well, they were under the seat of my car. That makes sense. And I was like rushing to find them before I came in today. That looks like a pair of glasses you would find like at the bottom of a river. I need to go to the eye doctor.

These I've had these since middle school. Maybe you don't need to go to the doctor. Maybe you just need to clean your lenses off. Well, I don't like these glasses. I don't like the eye. I look at them, which is why I avoid them and then just, like, can't see anything. Put them back in the gutter. You picked them up out of it.

Is that better? So much worse. Okay, a few weeks ago, I had talked about it. It looks like you're hotboxing your own glasses. I still can't hear you, by the way. I can't hear you or see you. I feel like I'm in a sensory deprivation thing. Welcome to Helen Keller and Connor make a podcast.

That's not funny She didn't exist Yes I really think she did I really think she did How did she how did she write a book Brooke Annie helped her Annie Sullivan No I really firmly believe

That Helen existed She didn't She did She's fake as fucking No she's not It's such a powerful story Then And she wrote it

Which doesn't make sense It does when you If you read the book You'd get it How come it's never happened again How come there's no other Blind and Deaf people that are professors.

I can't answer that. I can't speak to that. Neither could she if that was her actual disability. My idea that I had a few weeks ago was that your body could hook up to your phone via neural link like you were saying

and it could recognize like when you get a certain level of drunk and basically like shut down and like shock you from saying certain keywords that you wouldn't want to say. Anyway, this girl tweeted and was basically like, I have a crazy idea.

She did this a few days ago. I have a crazy idea and then just like kind of like verbatim what I had said on the podcast. So if I were, if someone were to see her tweet and then move forward with inventing this app with her

I could sue her right? No. Yeah, I could because it's You don't own the rights to your intellectual. But it's clear that I said it before her. Yeah, but I could take her to court and be like, look at this timestamp of when I said this. Right. So Alana on Broad City

when she timestamped her note page of her old phone and she said, oh shit, I invented Instagram isn't going to go sue Mark Zuckerberg for ownership of Instagram. Instagram feels a little bit different. That's not as specific as an app that shocks you when you get drunk. App for sharing photos. Versus shocking app that shocks you when you're drunk. Sounds, I mean, it's pretty much verbatim.

So then what steps do I need to take now to make sure that my idea is safe? You could trademark it and then cinder a seat and sense. Isn't a verbal trademark? Isn't verbally? Isn't my verbalness a trademark? I know that. Isn't my verbality a trademark? Your verbality, I'm not going to tell you what it is and it isn't,

but it is not a trademark because you'd need, I know you have a lawyer, so go talk to them. I don't have a lawyer. I have an attorney. Is that the same thing? That's so embarrassing. That's something for the Tim Dillon community. Yeah.

They're going to eat that one up. I'm so stupid. And by the way, that wasn't satire. I'm just stupid. Who's going to like that one? Yes. Yes. Yeah.

So she's in the right? No, I mean, like, I don't know how she's sleeping at night. Morally, no, but we've both had situations where someone has taken something we've posted. Yeah, but this feels different because it's like an actual app, you know? Yeah, but the way that it was the day that the day after the podcast, release was just like nice what it was the day it was posted the day after the podcast came out no because i said that a few weeks ago on not that last week's podcast i think it was a few

podcasts ago and she she just tweeted it but everyone's responding and telling her like that's brook's idea she doesn't seem to care i guess she's not going to do anything with it but it's just like you better start moving you better take a code i had another idea for kind of not so much an invention but more like a store. Do you want to just go ahead and declare your trademarking of the thing? In the process of falling out right now. Make an appointment. It feels so weird.

I did trade. Yeah, but you said my verbal trademark doesn't mean anything. Maybe if you declare it harder. Okay, I'm declaring a verbal trademark. And I also tweeted this, so it's written. Whenever you're ready. I think that there should be ice cream stores, but instead of ice cream, it's like, like a scoop of chicken salad or a scoop of egg salad or like a scoop of tuna salad or I guess

pasta salad and it will basically be like deli ice cream I wonder if like Jesus when he was thinking about like 20 22 was like this is going to be age of information this is what he would have wanted yeah totally chicken salad but at the end of the day this is kind of like if you put Chicken salad in like a wheat thin style cone. No, like Cracker, a crackery cone. A wheat thin of a cracker. Yes. And tuna and cracker.

Like, it's a very, like, Jewish thing. I feel like a lot of Jews, like, kind of like, deli dip. And that's what Jesus would have wanted because Jesus was Jewish, right? So I'm doing this for him. In the name of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Yes. I make. So that's going to be, like, my next move.

I think it exists to be totally. No, I know. exists for chicken salad. Yeah. Because people were telling me, there's this place called chicken salad chick or something, and it's basically like you can get scoops of chicken salad like that. But I'm talking all types of deli dips. Egg salad.

Ooh. Tuna. Egg salad. And again, all types of dip. I'm talking all types of dips. Tuna. Pops, salad. Pasta salad.

I don't know if I could do that. Potato salad. Do you think mashed potatoes? Yeah. Yeah. You can. That's a total. I think that's a different ball game.

Store, a potato store. Like a potato bar, which does exist. But why aren't they more popular? Like, I would rather, I have a salty tooth instead of a sweet tooth. I would rather go after dinner to a potato bar than an ice cream store. I wish they were just as popular. Godspeed. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Anyway, that is binding, by the way, everyone. and we have attorneys. Yeah. Yeah, I did say that. I want to live in a world where instead of going out with friends to get a scoop of ice cream,

and we can go get a scoop of egg salad, maybe some chicken salad if everyone's up for it. Totally. Yeah, so you can even see that. I don't think I would go after dinner. Because I like to be really hungry for chicken salad. I also make... Is chicken salad the only kind of thing you like of that variety?

No, I like potato salad. I don't... I don't like potato salad. I don't F-dub tuna at all in any way, except sushi or sashimi. Yeah, but the totally different kind of thing, though. I had salmon for lunch. Like, pokey bowl?

No. I made it. Oh, like not even tuna. I grilled salmon. I'm kind of in my cooking era because I'm going to try to get back on YouTube. So just like, walk me through that connection. So just like watch this space because I really don't do anything at all. I'm in my cooking era because I'm trying to get back on YouTube.

So I need to have something that I'm doing during the day. I'm just like staring at the wall and thinking. Um Okay so that was that was my piece Yeah cool Yeah um I recently I was watching someone else's podcast and they're like I don't really wear deodorant and I stopped wearing deodorant because my And I stopped and I stopped producing a BO because I and I stopped it's like deodorant was like cause so I switched to this natural deodorant because my mom also always says like

Your deodorant's going to cause cancer infertility or some something like that and I added it to my list of I'm going to die it was down below my other bullet points but um so i started using this natural deodorant and i was in the grocery store i was in whole foods and i was checking out and i was like they need to have someone come in and clean whatever has spilled because this is foul it was my own armpits that i was smelling and it was actually making my eyes water because i had gone on that run i just like could never even think of going on the natural deodorant train. I've been on men's prescription extra strength since third grade. Yeah. There needs to be toxic metals in our deodorant because if you're not putting those heavy metals in your creases, and I'm talking any crease that it needs to be in, I also put it on my thighs. It's domestic terrorism, like it's bioterrorism. I know. To be doing what I was doing. I didn't even go through the checkout line when I realized it was me the way that I could smell road.

in Whole Foods. I was like, this is rude of me. That was the most selfish thing you can do is try out all natural deodorant this summer. It is too hot. I think my deodorant has stopped working a little bit. I wonder if that is actual science. Like if you use the same deodorant for so long,

your body gets used to it and it stops working. Because I've been using degree, men's degree, cool rush for so long that I think it's not working anymore. I love that. That could be, I don't know. That could be, I love the way they named all the men's stuff, cool rush. Mine's pure sport. I think I should go to Old Spice.

Yeah, Old Spice is what I use. Yeah, I like yours. The Old Spice ones are pure sport, like Arctic Chill. And the women's one are like. Barry Breeze. Barry Breeze. I like. Like soft embrace.

It was so sad because men is like Axe. Yeah. In third grade, I won a teen spirit. And then my mom got. me teen spirit and then we learned within a matter of days wasn't cutting it was not cut. Oh, I remember the day that I smelled B.O. for the first time and I was like, what in God's name? They were. No, I was in third grade and I was like, what in God's name is that? You were probably smelling me from Philadelphia. You're coming, we're from Texas. It was freaking hot. I don't

know how teachers do it. Kids are so nasty. And it's like every single year they have to have that talk of like the kids coming in and being like, okay, coming in from recess sweaty and then being like okay everyone sit down like we have to talk about something i don't know how teachers do it i don't literally i would i would i wouldn't it's it's it's i would hit a kid it's like it's like one of the toughest parts i think that's why i taught preschool yeah i would need it all the kids in one of those bubbles that they have to put immunocompromised people in um anyway so that was that was what i experience this week. That was an interesting note section. Was there any other ones

we missed? I don't know what any of the other ones. Oh, I've been just watching a lot of Married at First Site. That's just what I... Oh, you would love... You would not like it, I don't think. Okay. I don't know. It's basically, I think it's the only love-related reality show that I would go on. And basically, you just

sign up to get married at First Site and this team of experts matches you up with your perfect person. And the first time you see them is when you're walking down the aisle. to marry them. So you feel confident in these team of experts? It's a really, really good question.

Do you think you have the same level of trust in them as you had with the Etsy soulmate draw? It's a really, really good question. I think there are, yes, in most cases, if I was walking down the aisle and I saw someone who I was like, oh my God, like I really don't know how I'm going to do this, 90% of the time I would trust the experts,

but then there is that 10% or it would be like, I'm actually not going to be able to go through with it. You know? Yeah. Just depending. And me and my friends have been playing this game. I would say that that's a soulmate drummer was an expert.

So that hit a 10% of it. Yeah. And I do trust the espers. Me and my friends have been playing this game like, okay, here's a person. Like one of our friends are just someone we know. Like they're waiting for you at the end of the altar. Like what are you feeling? Like are you trusting the experts?

Are you excited? Are you sprinting the other way? Like kind of fun. Like kind of a little mean. But I guess like, because it's so appearance-based. but I guess everything's really mean. Like dating apps are all just like that, you know. Dating apps are mean.

Dating apps are mean. Oh my God, that's what I was going to tell you. What? So I ran into this girl like a while ago and she was like, oh, I match with you on Raya. And I was like, oh, I deleted Raya because I hate the app. And I honestly didn't know. I don't know how to use it. It doesn't make sense to me.

And we like talked and we have mutual friends. We exchanged numbers, whatever. I haven't talked since. That was like a month ago. Text me yesterday. Hey, do you have an H-Bitchie? Max login So

what is the protocol for one bringing up not matching back with someone? Did we talk about this last week? Did you match? Because you said at the beginning of the story that you matched or are you saying that she just liked you? We met in person. She's like, oh, I saw you on Ryan. Oh, so you hadn't matched? That individual

texting me yesterday because we had each other's numbers. Do you have an HBO Max number or login that I could use? Do you think I was her go-to or do you think that that was like a slide in? Oh, you mean it was that a pickup line? I don't think that was a pickup line. The way it was worded was like, hey, it wasn't like, hey, it was like, hey, can you do me a favor? I was like, I met you twice.

If that's a pickup line, like, that's an insane way to go. Right. But like, she might be doing it right because you are talking about her right now and you're thinking about her right now. Yeah. I'm on my parents. So there's another layer of, I don't know what. We all are. We all are.

I don't know what you're going to do. on their HBO Macs log in. Right. Right. So did you answer? No. That's another thing. Just PSA, like, if you're my close friend and you're listening to this, and I've texted you within the past two months, or I've not responded to you, I have not saved a single number in my phone.

So even if we've gone back and forth a couple times and some dialogue, I am just trying to get contacts clues to find out who you are. Am I saved in your phone? Yeah, you are. As what? Lady Ephron, because someone sent me your contact. Yeah. I've never, ever, ever been Brooke in your phone.

You were Brooke Torque Talk. Brooke Torque talk. Because I was really drunk when I first saved your name. And then you were Miley Cyrus because I was, I really liked for a while saving all my friends' names as someone famous. So I could do Siri, call Miley Cyrus in public. And calling Miley Cyrus. And a bunch of people would flip their neck like that. And now you're Lady F.

F. Fingers crossed one day. That it'll be. My birth are. We got a kid. We got to keep moving. We just did 47 minutes. Well, what do you want to talk about?

I think we do power hour of getting through some really timely things that are on here. We have to talk about Pete and Ken. Yeah, go ahead. I mean, first initial reaction, I'm heartbroken. I expected this to last so much longer, if not for forever. Like, I genuinely in my heart believed that they were endgame. fully. Yeah.

I really did. And I was shocked. I think I'm still like processing the shock. Apparently, and these are not from reputable sources, so I don't know, Pete proposed. And then that was, Kim was like, oh no, like I'm not feeling that.

And then broke up with him. And also apparently, she's rekindling with Kanye. So that's your prediction? Well, those are the two. Kanye did post Skate Davidson died at age 28 and then promptly deleted it. But the reason that people think that she is possibly back with Kanye is a few days ago before we knew about the Pete and Kim breakup. She posted a shirt, her wearing a shirt that said the Incredibles.

And in a family interview that Kim and Kanye had done before, he said that their family was like the Incredibles. So she couldn't have possibly had that shirt still from when they already got? That is possible. Anything is possible. but that's just one of the fueling the fire of Kim and Kanye for kindling. Yeah. And that was a few days ago. Like I feel like she's smart. Like she's a smart cookie.

She knows what she's doing in that incredible shirt. Yeah. I don't know. I honestly don't know. I could see Pete probably having proposed. He seems like a good dude. I feel bad. I know. I feel so bad. I think he just like loves so hard. I can relate. Well, he didn't get her tattooed and her kids named tattooed. I don't know what he's going to do. I could have probably called the...

He covered up Ariana's pretty well. I could have called the end of that once he got her kid's name tattooed. It sucks. Like, I really thought they were like full on like Courtney Travis. Let it be a lesson. I know. You can't get invested in these kinds of relationships. I didn't have a lesson for it, but I'm glad that you did.

The lesson is you can't get invested in these types of relationships. Yeah. It was kind of a, it was, I called, I think you or me called someone, I don't know. And I was like, this. kind of changes things for me for some reason. Like, I really... Yeah, kind of like the funny dude that looks like he's on his deathbed

constantly got like Kim Kardashian. That's incredible news for everybody. Well, I was kind of like, that's a different thing because he's not like... I mean, he's like a comedian, you know? He's on S&L and he had other ventures, but like he wasn't the richest dude in the world. He wasn't some athlete.

He wasn't like a rapper. Like, he was like, comedian. I was like, wow, that's pretty cool. And it's Kim Kardashian after all. So you're next for you No, it changes things I'm like, okay, that is not real and that's why it felt so fake

when it first happened. So, yeah. But it could happen and then end for you. Yeah. No, I'm not putting myself in that situation at all. I told you that it was pretty cringe

the whole time, but I was happy for them. But I think that he is going to end up with Yeah, what do you think is next for Pete? Nancy Pelosi. I think there are a few ways that he could go. I think the old.

Only like if he wants to make a big move. Like Kim is pretty much the biggest move you can make. I think the next biggest move would be for him to break up Megan Markle and Prince Harry. Or I guess he's not Prince Harry anymore, but Harry. I think that's like a big. That's something that people would be like, wow, that's bigger than Kim Kardashian. You know?

Or I could also see him taking a huge step back and dating just like going back to like a Cassie Dave. Not the Cassie David's a step back, but just like, someone that's not as much in the public eye. That's what Arning Grande did. She's dating real estate. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm really curious and excited to see where he's going to go.

And I'm wishing both of them the best on their independent ventures in finding love. And I hope that I should be involved in some way. Maybe she saw what? I bet the ring was just like a gumball machine ring because he's funny. You think you got like a big nice ring? Yeah, I do. Okay. Anyways, they rated Mar-a-Lago.

I don't really, yeah, I don't really, I don't really understand the whole situation, but I do think it's really funny. Because it's unprecedented, because I was doing some reading. Yeah. Before, so I didn't sound so stupid. Yeah. So can you tell me about... No, don't have to me to do that, please. I don't know.

I don't really get it, but it is really funny. No, I think this is just, like, so crazy because it's the first time they've ever raided a former president's home to look for, like, stolen. White House materials. Yeah. But it's also crazy that it's just like, everyone's just like, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Classic.

I was reading tweets and one person was like, they should do 73 questions while his house is being rated. 73 questions with Donald Trump. Room Raiders. Move that bus. Yeah, that's really good.

Or like a... He still doesn't have Twitter, right? Someone else said they should give Trump his Twitter back for one hour. I want to hear from him. He'd be so funny. He's literally like, funniest dude ever he's funny but he's intentionally but it is so funny i do want to hear from him

in this time um it'd be funny if one of the raid individuals was vlogging this whole thing so i think that like someone that had a little bit of personality they did like an unboxing video of the safe that's really badaron somewhere in here right isn't he in the he's probably just like in the like in the house like he i don't think he talks i think he's a he's mute in his vineyard mines completely nonverbal. In other news, Ezra Miller has been charged with felony burglary after stealing alcohol from Vermont home. I just like how many times can you commit an offense

and then be let free before you're permanently jailed? Like I don't understand how they are rolling. roaming free. Ezra Miller has been charged with, wait, Ezra Miller has been charged with felony burglary into an unoccupied dwelling

in Stanford for a month. The charge was issued following a review of May. Why are they going into an unoccupied dwelling? Just like, why do people keep letting Ezra go? I think Ezra is method acting

as the Flash because they're like The Flash is a good guy. unanimous. Wait, unanimous? Omnipresent. Just like everywhere, everything, everywhere all at once. The incident, Marks Miller's third brush with law enforcement in 2022.

So there's the two Hawaii incidents that are like abuse or assault and grooming. Yeah, I just think that they've done a really good job of showing their true character. So I'm just like genuinely confused to my core. Like, why? I'll tell you, Marvel, Marvel nailed. the casting besides the evil part. Ezra. Why are... So quick.

Why are they not somewhere? Ezra is the flash. Yes, but why are... Sure, why are they not somewhere where they can be the flash, like, in a confined space with a guard? You know what I mean? Like jail? Yeah, or just, like, getting help in a different...

In a mental health facility. I don't know. Because, like, clearly something... It's something... It's one of the wonders of the world that I don't understand. It is. I don't understand most of everything, and that's just one of them. Oh, I know why we could be feeling so weird today and, like, completely unrelated to, like, it being Tuesday and my medication phenomena.

Earth is spinning faster than usual, and we had our shortest day ever, like three days ago. Wait, three days ago? A couple days ago, basically. I don't know how we test this or how we know or what this means, but on June 29th, Earth spun 1.59 milliseconds less than the average, day. So, so each day is 24 hours or 86,400 minutes, seconds. But in recent years, rotation has accelerated. So next time you're, you have to get back to your boss and say, I know you

said EOD, but I really lost track of the day. There's not enough hours in the day. That holds water now. I don't think like this doesn't make, how can the earth just decide after billions of years? I'm just going to speed it up or slow it down a little bit. I have no fucking clue. That, that something's wrong. We're misunderstanding something. Um, yeah. Can't, that can't. Like, I don't know much, but I do know that that can't just like happen.

So, they decided it's time in a day. You can. I'm telling you, we're misunderstanding a key piece of scientific detail here. You know what's cool? Hmm. We can do absolutely nothing about it.

Yeah, but I totally agree, but there's, we cannot seek to understand. And clearly we don't get it because there's no way that you can just lengthen or shorten the time in a day. You can because it happened. I'm gonna I need to read the article more thoroughly

and then when we record again I'll report my findings. They believe that it has something to do with the tides and that's all I can tell you. Oh. But anyways, if anyone wants to look into that and tell us why that happened. I don't know why I felt the need to share that but just do with it what you will. No, thank you. You're encouraging me to

look into science. Yeah, because compared to our other stories, Earth, spinning fast, of the usual and Britney Spears and Elton John coming out with a song feel really really just starkly contrasting. Do you know any more, Dede has about the Brutney? The Broughtley? The Broughtley. No.

I just know that they're coming out with a song called Hold Me Closer. Oh, that, I think that is going to be. I don't see how that could be bad. That's interesting because I feel like it's going to be a big garbage game. Really? I don't see how that could be bad. Any song he's come out with recently has been. Elton John.

Yeah, but it's clearly going to be a tiny danceer remake. Hold me closer. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, but it's going to be really poppy because he's been doing a lot of Duelipa. Yeah, but I love that one remix he did.

You know the one I'm talking about? Yeah, but that was almost like forced upon us. Like that was kind of like... That was this. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So it's going to be really good. Well, it's just like one of those songs

that the government writes, I feel like, to get it sucking our heads. And I don't know what they gained. from getting songs stuck in our head. But same with TikTok. It's like my first thing I hear in the morning should not be Kate Bush running up at that hill. Like before I take my first breath of the morning,

it shouldn't be like running up that. That shouldn't be my first thought. That feels wrong. You know what my first thought is every morning? Huh. You know that trend. I just love it. I can't get enough of it.

That's like that gospel song, which I know it. That was just me being, because I've been singing it to you. That TikTok gospel. gospel song is the first thing I hear when I wake up and the last thing I hear before I go. Yes Lord. And we will help me for the.

It's like the best pregame song. Yeah. I saw, I saw Tristan's TikTok. Yeah. So when you guys were all pregame and we were listening to that and like leaving and coming back in the room. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Yeah.

It's a good song. Have you been on TikTok a lot recently? Decent amount. TikTok doesn't want me on there, obviously, because I'm just getting absolutely. You mean from a posting perspective? Over from the posting perspective, the FYP has... I'm not participating in the posting. Yeah.

Element. I got like... I don't know what my TikTok. I think that a bunch of people are probably seeing this because the trend right now... I got it. I'm so sorry. I think I'm still sick. Or I'm just like feeling so strange.

Sorry, I'm so sick. Like adults shouldn't be sniffling. Yes, they should. Like, it happens. You're so hard on yourself because of these weird notions you have of what adults shouldn't Well, I think once you graduate college, you shouldn't need to blow your nose. That's just, like, absurd that you're holding yourself to those standards. You'll never be happy.

I know. I didn't need you to tell me that. And I'm making an appointment for my cyst. I'm never going to be happy. Today sucks. If you don't make an appointment for your cyst, you will never find love. Anyways, so there's this train on TikTok right now where somebody posted, I don't know who originally posted, but apparently, like, all these teenagers have learned how to hotwire cars with a U.S.

cable. Oh. And it's really susceptible. Our Kias and Hyundai's are being just like overrun with these teenagers that are hot wiring them. And over the weekend, I guess, a couple teenagers. Like young kids are hotwiring all these cars and stealing them and just like absolutely immediately getting into a car wreck.

Mm-hmm. That's really something. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know really, I don't think I have that many opinions on this, but it just seems like really cool that now we have this app that people can do tutorials on how to hotwire a car and they go viral and it's a trend.

And it's a crime as well. Oh, I forgot about the crime piece. Trend meets crime. I wonder, I guess TikTok's going to start blocking due to the criminal nature. They're going to start challenge down on accounts. Yeah. Yeah, no, this is insane. I guess I'm going to make up this number,

but I think that there was something like 10,000 Hyundai's and Kia's hotwired in one American city, and I do not know where it is. Oh, no, not Minnesota. I don't know. It was somewhere, but this is insane. This is, it started. That is really great.

We were, remember that? I don't know if you were online during this time, but the most insane thing, like two years ago in 2020 was like TikTok teens dipping their balls in soy sauce. No, I missed that part. Oh, that's a good one too. That was what I... For what purpose?

Because they said that you can taste it. in your mouth when you dip your balls in it. You can't. Could you? That's good. Oh yeah, the Kia boys. So these guys, okay, yeah, in the comments of her original TikTok, Kitty says 60 cars were reported stolen on the last week in Charlotte.

I think that's North Carolina. There have also been reports of Kia and Hyundai thefts in Ohio, Michigan, Nebraska, Texas, and Florida. So this is phenomenal. The trend comes from the, the, films filming themselves stealing and joy

riding I'm on a completely different side of TikTok oh man I just like I love seeing stuff like this

because it's like I was building a tree house you know at this age and they're hot wiring cars the kids are getting

so smart yeah but they're still not sure how to channel their wits I think this is them channeling their wits

yeah you're right yeah yeah I killed a couple people though so that does suck I'm on um

Kia boys stolen car hole anyways that's what I've been that's what I've been seeing I haven't been really seeing anything else besides that one dude that I think is really funny and he's really good looking and it makes me close out of the app every single time

I can't remember his name but it's just not fit you can't have it all type thing and then he just got it all that sucks I really empathize with you there it is super unfortunate I saw this really pretty British funny girl the other day and it's just like

it makes like oh in the accent yeah With the accent, it just defies everything you think you know, and it's very unsettling and upsetting. Yeah, no, because you think that you're in this safe spot. It's like, okay, well, at least this model is genuinely IQ too, because I can feel good about, you know, I can, I know how to read. She doesn't even have to be IQ too, just like not, like, particularly that funny. Yeah. Like, that's what I take solace in.

Right. But it's like. You know what they say. What? Comparison is. The thief of joy. No, it's necessary. But we just need to compare ourselves.

to where it benefits us. I think you say that. Yeah. I need to find a wittier way to say that because comparison is a thief of joy only if you compare yourself to people better than you. Nice. Compare yourself.

Compare yourself to someone that sucks. That's worse and sucks. Yeah. I think that's really smart. Yeah. And you should trademark that verbally, by the way, because there are a lot of people stealing people's ideas out there. Verbal trademark.

In the state of California. Or quote me. That's fine. I get quoted. Yeah, I've been on the Monti Lillard. Lopez side of TikTok, which like, I don't even want to contribute that much to the narrative because I feel so bad for Addison. Like, this is the most I've ever felt anything towards Addison. And it's just, like, deeply sad and sympathetic.

It's just like, I don't get it. Do you have anything? No, I would just find a way to put both my parents behind bars until they shut or take their phone. Like, get them, like, if you get a conservatorship on your parents, like, I would do that. Well, I don't think, I think she's cut all ties with, yeah, well, that she should. Well, she unfollowed. She unfollowed Sherry, which, what, I guess,

is Sherry just like thirsting after young gravy? Is that? It appears. Is that her? Who could blame her? Oh, right, Brooke. What did you do this weekend? Nothing much.

Right. So Brooke went to the Zela party, the Zila party. Let me preface that with, I have a completely new outlook on life. I don't I don't really like going out yeah which is like not a secret and usually I really kind of sending it lately more than me well usually I say if you don't want to go out go home because nothing good is going to happen if you don't want to go out but the last two times I really like have been like kind of like not going out in the past few months and just like sitting home and just feeling bad for myself so the last two times I was like no push yourself

all your friends are going out go out yeah have fun yeah and I have had fun, which is crazy. So now I'm reframing my life. Like, maybe push yourself sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. It's really total, total reframing. But yeah, I was really not in a good mood.

Not, not, just like not feeling like I wanted to go out Saturday for that Dela event. Right. Dane and Heath's event. And then it was so fun. And Young Gravy was there. Yeah. And he's so nice. Yeah.

And I really. like him. He's so nice. Did he land anywhere on your tier system? Maybe. I don't know. The photos in the photo booth, all eight or nine? I didn't, you know what? I didn't even ask for that. You guys were in there together.

I didn't even, yeah, did my fanny pack if you want to go get it. I carry around the hard copy. Yeah, I saw that. You offered me the other hard copy. I told you a couple weeks ago when I interviewed him, I was like, cool dude, really cool dude. He must be, quadruple your height. You had to stack four of you.

Yeah. Yeah, he's really, really, I think he's probably like six, eight. Your kids would be really. Random, I haven't thought about it. So I don't know. More on that later, I guess. I don't, I don't really. I'm feeling really, I'm feeling really shy.

Yeah, I'm not really able to read. I'm feeling really shy about it. If you want to stop talking about this or. I think I'm just like rebranding and just like, gonna, like, be quite more quiet about these cool, calm and collected. My birthday's coming up and I'm going to do that too. Really?

We may have trouble communicating a little bit on the podcast. Just because we're both. That we have. I think basically the last few times I've been screaming about having crushes so loudly on this podcast that's come back to bite me in a few not good ways. So I think I'm just going to like keep it low key this time. Cool. We have been manifesting like a lot in this space.

So maybe let's see how this strategy plays out. And you know what? This is what I will say about young gravy. It's like I knew who he was before Saturday, but not like I didn't, you know, I wasn't You didn't know who like obsessed with him. So I think that's the key for me is meeting people when I'm not quite yet obsessed with them Because that's when my best self comes out. It's like I was so fun and and cool and not like crying, screaming, etc. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So that's yeah. That's growing up. Hell yeah. I'm excited to watch that space. I think we were at about. I think we were at up. That was fun.

Okay. We will be back. We'll be back in this studio. Do you want to? Not want to what? Wrap up. Oh, that's totally fine. Okay. Yeah, I don't think I have much else to say because I'm shy now. Rebrand.

Being shy is super hot. Okay, we're going to wrap up. We'll be back in the studio tomorrow, but you won't hear us technically until you'll hear this one tomorrow. Yeah, the next episode's going to be more so of a Q&A type episode. Yeah. We'll be here tomorrow. you won't be. So I want to reinstate that the email does still exist. We're going to be doing a couple pre-recorded episodes because I'll be traveling.

And I'll be sitting here. Yeah. And I'll kind of talk about. We'll talk about that tomorrow. But yeah, any questions, Q&A style stuff, any deep dives, you can email us at Dear B and C at Gmail. Well, we're not going to get it in time. Well, for the next time we do mailbag. But the email does still exist.

Yeah. But we'll be posting this afternoon. Totally feel free. Oh. yeah oh my god i burped into the mic did you hear that you can cut that um i i completely forgot i was gonna say i'm so flustered that's okay okay shy vibes um anyways yeah email us uh and then i haven't said leave a review and spotify whatever yeah uh leave us a review bnc at gmail dot com yeah dear bnc at gmail.com and go ahead and buy our merch oh yeah and the merch is gonna i know i will be buying it

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