Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Freud Would’ve Loved This

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

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No, because my parents convince me that that's selling your DNA to the government. Which like... Okay. Like, do they not already have it? Surely they have it. We're going to be the generation of like, oh, okay, well, this is the new norm because we totally all did 23 in me. But like if everybody's, if everybody sold their DNA to the government, like, I don't

I want to not have done that, you know? Yeah. Because what? Everybody's going to have a clone. Everyone's going to have a clone except me. I think I have new relatives too. Oh my God, get this. Could you really quick, could you imagine? I have seven new DNA relatives.

Yeah, because it's all your clones from selling your DNA to the governor meant. Can you imagine everybody? Yeah, it's all your clones. They have to add that to your family tree. Can you imagine, I'll just start over from the beginning of this. Could you imagine everybody? had done 23 and me or like one way or another had sold their

government or sold their DNA to the government government had gotten access to their DNA in like 10 years everybody has a clone but like you that you're being really smart by not like participating in any of the DNA sales of your own DNA like just be so left out without your clone like everyone's going to the movies or the park with their clone and like I'm sitting at home with my finger in my ass

but it could also be like a doodle bob situation it could be a doodle bob situation like evil yeah everyone's really worried about the clones or like the robots really killing us and stuff? And it's like valid. But like, why does it always have to be fear mongering? What if our clones willy were just like us with like good intentions too? And what if they're scared of us?

What if our clones are scared of us? I would be fine with a clone as long as it looked exactly like me. But if it's an inch prettier, it will have to be put down. Death to clones. I've always like, my biggest nightmare has been having a sister close to, closer to my age. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God.

that my sister is eight years younger than me. I would love to have a twin. I want a twin brother. But honestly, like, no was less than two years younger than me. Once we got older, it was kind of like twins. Yeah. Two years is pretty specific. Your mom must have been pregnant, like, right off the bat after getting you out.

Honestly, almost. Yeah. Like, not even a year after. Almost a little over a year. Like, that's like me getting upgraded again to the middle seat at Delta. Like, you forget how horrible it was. and then you do it again? I don't know.

I don't get. What are you doing over there? I'm trying. I'm resetting my password for 23 and me. Obviously I have to do that right now. Do you think maybe? Obviously I have to do that. No, obviously I can't.

Obviously reset it right now. I'll continue talking about how I could see if I had a clone and it looked exactly like me. I'd be like I'd be able to see finally like here's all the things wrong with your body. Now we can hone in on them. Hone in. I feel like it's because I've only seen myself and I get, I don't know how to perceive myself in the way I look and the way I act because it's just from people telling me and getting DMs like, you look like this person or this thing.

It's so scary you'll never be able to see yourself through another person's eyes. And then I see pictures of myself and it's like, ew. Fuggo, Fuggo, death, fogo, jail, you know? But a lot of times people are like, what are you talking about? That's a good photo. You should post that. But hindsight's 50-50. Even foresight's 50-50.

I don't have good foresight either. Yes, you do. You have 20-20. No, they took my foresight during the circumcision. Connor That's funny right Like kind of Maybe that's

Maybe there's something there I don't even get it Oh foreskin Yeah Ding ding ding Forescan Open up the schools Well our YouTube video

Did come out Now last week This is the day that it came out Just so you know Yeah We actually recorded the episode That you saw last week Yesterday

So this is This is yesterday for us this is tomorrow this is tomorrow for us it's today for us like what are we talking about today is today but it's also last week now it's last week how's a video doing can we just look i think it just it just hit the charts two hours ago well anyways it is out and it was really fun 8.8 would you believe it no i wouldn't believe it unless you unless i saw it but we would love for you to hop over. I mean, now, like, talk about,

talk about hindsight. Now we'll be looking back, no, a week from now when we're listening to this episode, and we will be, and it will be, and it'll have like 6.8 mil. We'll be billionaires.

Yeah, and we'll have 100,000 subscribers. 100,000, we'll probably have 250K subscribers. Holy. Yeah, and I'll be a man with a black. A black? A plaque. What? What?

A plaque. A plaque. A plaque is what I said. Boyfriend, huby. Yeah, we're going to have $250,000. So we have transcripts up for Spice. Yeah, you could say that again. So thank you guys for watching.

It's this week now. I already have updates from last week, even though it happened. It's only tomorrow. I know, but it happened yesterday, but I have updates. What happened yesterday? I had a gastroenterologist appointment. Oh, my God. What happened?

Well, she was able to tell me, what the hell do you think I could do over the phone for you? Yeah, what's the point of having a telehealth? She was like, so, gastro. She was just, I want to make sure I understand you went in person and now you're on a video call. You understand how that's moving backwards, right? And I said, yes, but you're a specialist. She goes, no, I can refer you to a specialist. I said, I'm going to kill myself.

What are you doing? It's impossible to say. It's impossible to say no one can help me. I have to figure this out on my own. But you can't. Why? I do this. I don't know.

You need to hire a life manager. I know. I think I need to hire an assistant who's older and smarter than me, but like that sounds so belittling. Could be younger too. Just younger and smarter than me. You need to hire Eileen. Eileen. Do you know who that is?

Lean, Eileen. You know who Eileen? No. From our, from our video, are you smarter than a big writer? She seemed. She's the smartest girl I know. She seemed really capable. She's in our YouTube video if you haven't seen it.

Yeah. I mean, she could probably die. diagnose you herself. I know, except that elbow of hers was really going crazy. What? Pop just completely out. She popped out.

She threw me for a damn loop. So, yeah, so I'm definitely at square one. That's not 23 in me. Are you online chopping? No, I'm on 23 in me. That's a picture of a book.

Love browsing your 23 in me results. Now you can view your answer to reports in a beautiful hardcover book. See preview. I do not, do not mind if I do. Oh, it's gorgeous. Do you have any questions about my DNA?

Yeah, I'll just tell you guys all really quick, just so everyone can be in the loop with what's going on with my stomach. How about you weren't diagnosed? She hasn't seen me a testing kit. No. What do you guys think I'm testing? Just out of your, out of your, if you had a guess. Crohn's?

No. I don't know what I'm testing for, but just like I have to send in some samples. When I used to have panic attacks in front of people. You can't send a panic. of your panic attack. No, listen to me. When I used to have panic attacks in front of people and have to run off and be sick, I would just say, I'm sorry, I'm coming down with Crohn's.

Because I thought that was better. I have Crohn's. I'm not having a panic attack. I'm praying I don't have Crohn's. I don't think you have crones. I don't think you have crones. You need to either buy the 23-in-me book or wrap it up over there. I'll wrap it up, babe.

I was just curious if my DNA had changed. And it did. Your DNA didn't change. Yes, it did. My report changed. Now I'm only 99. Oh my God, this is completely blown the case wide open. I'm 100% Brooke.

What? In that, when you break that down, 99.4. Are you a little bit of Lexus? No, I'm only 99.4 Ashkenazi Jew. And that was not the case. It used to be 99.98. You're getting less Ashkenazi? I'm getting I got a now I'm 99.4 Ashkenazi Jew West Central Ukrainian and point four Eastern European and point one broadly European super mutt like mags.

So I I don't know what any of that means so besides the I think I'm just from the Ukraine maybe you're from Ukraine I don't well I'd said a little bit who the Hell knows. That's great. Ukrainian fans make some noise for your... Hey! Okay. Well, we'll move right along there. Wait, I want to do a haul.

Oh, yeah. I feel like... Yeah, go ahead. Do you know what you're testing for in your poop? Brooke. Sorry, I had gotten distracted by my Ukrainian roots. I know. I mean, you can show those off and be proud of where you came from in your blood.

Okay. So you don't know what specifically they're running tests on. But you have to collect the sample. Don't know how that's going to. And then do you bring it in yourself or do you ship it? Isn't that crazy? Like I hope my driver doesn't like drop it. I have to do that for Jonathan.

I did it for Max. Yeah. I've done it for myself before. So much worse. I'm not going to ask like how you collected the sample. I'm just going to have to figure it out. Just like everything else in my life. I have to figure it out.

They give you a spoon. Like a little facet of. Okay. let's I'm going to do that and not I'm not going to share the rest I'll just share the update the thing is I know you're going to share it I'm not going to share how like my my field my field just vlog it my first not a lot of people are doing it like that me making it back to you guys I have made my journey back to you too sample vlog no one is doing it like that my stool sample vlog is what I'm going to call it that that's what I just said that's what I just said That's what I know I'm agreeing with you I started laughing really hard while you were talking Okay this is a hall of the bracelets that you've gotten on tour Yeah, let's see what they say Hey, a

Another quick reminder if you're in Dublin that you should buy tickets to the show because I think that this will come out and I do the show tomorrow This one says Okay, I'm also going to challenge you to try to remember where everything came from Do you remember where came from? Yeah, P was When I started laughing when I was talking about what I was doing in the bathroom. But like, I would love if this didn't become a bathroom episode. We have so much to cover it today.

We have to get rid of puh. Thank you for, forgive me that. This one says, fibula. Oh, that came from. That one, I get it. That's a tale as old as time. Okay, this one. That's a gorgeous.

Oh, I like this one. This is a gorgeous piece. It's like an onyx tone. And it says, D-O-O-D. How would you pronounce? Do. Do. I also, like, if you're like,

listening on audio. These are bracelets. The Taylor Swift effect has affected everyone. I already said what they were. You just said bracelets, but these are ones I've gotten on tour. They're the ones that you get it to, like, you wear it at EDM concerts or Taylor Swift concerts. Player. This is good. NF-M-S-M-O-T-T. I don't know what that is. Let's figure it out. I don't. Never forget PMS. N-F-M-S. NF-M-S. NF-M-S. NF-P-M-S. NF-E. M-M-O-T-T. What the hell? Let's leave that.

It's the new 1975 album. Is it? Yeah. Wow, nice job. I wouldn't have gotten that. I'm fucking with you, man. Okay. I think we just put that out there and let people figure out what it is.

Give me one minute. Give me 60 seconds. Okay. On the clock. Never forget pistol. I don't. Nice, fibula. Poop makes sense.

This young woman and her. Nice, fibrilla. Poop makes sense mostly only today, thanks. Oh my gosh. Case close. Good job. Thank you.

This one says, Nice, fibula. Jonathan, I'll keep this one. I love him. Yeah, that's cute. I love every Jonathan that I know. Oh my God, another Jonathan, perfect. I know so many of them.

Mm-hmm. This one says, let's move on. Do you mind if I put this one on my other arm? No, and I love that sentiment too, especially right now. Let's do the next one. Huh. I think let's move on.

I could apply nicely right now. Insta. Insta Jamie, Elizabeth. Maybe that's her Instagram name. Also, Elizabeth. Like, why? Elizabet. I've never had an issue with that one before.

Okay, wait, this is another one. This is another one I want to try to crack out. Go ahead and crack it out and through. CCFA AFO. I got it. Cancel culture fucks. Cancel culture fucks away. No, stop it.

Oh my God, I got it. Sody's cat. Yeah. Contested confetti. Yeah. Fucks away. Okay. Let's come on.

Okay, y'all, if you know what CCF A-A-F. oh means I'm sure someone will be able to crack Don't worry we've got more The damn Max you want this one Code Yeah I'll take it

Thank you Oh That one says B and C MAP You want another Max? Someone's a necklace That one I'm gonna How about you put it on No no no I'm gonna give it

I'm gonna put it on Max When he gets back You want that one? I'm like good on bracelets Honestly I really appreciate everyone though The only one I wear on my arm Says Fabula Just in case I forget

What is this one? Maybe someone's Instagram name again. Maybe that's what they've all been this whole time. Legume. Legume, that's cute. You want legume?

No. Is it you want legume? I could see you in it. God damn. I could see you in nothing but that legume bracelet. This one says Papa. B and CMAP.

Almost on the hall. Okay, Brooks almost done with her hall. I could have talked the whole time. Max. Phibs and friends. That's pretty. Another. Instagram handle.

Hi, all, in the onyx shade. What a great way to wrap that up. Thank you guys so much for listening. This has been Brooke and Connor make a puff. Make a pup bracelet hall. This has been Brooke and Connor make a stool sample. That's also about one one hundredth of the amount of bracelets that I haven't unpacked yet from all my suitcases. I'm really not looking forward to bringing a giant ass suitcase to overseas.

overseas. Yeah, but it's just massive and I'm going to have to roll with it onto the tube. Why are you going to, why not just go because it's in the 30s there right now? Just wear everything on the plane. I get hot on planes.

Take it off then once you get on. I want to wear like for the first time ever I want to wear cozies and I want to be someone who like... For the first time ever? Yeah, on a plane. What do you usually wear? Like stuff that's daytime.

wear. I have never in my life worn a daytime piece on the plane. You and you would have exploded with my mom. She wears all white. She wears jeans, white jeans, white sweater, like tan sandals or boots. I'm so curious about nature and nurture. Like what would have happened if your mom was my mom with my temperament? Well, your mom is similar but different.

No, like My parents were never like strict or like They didn't like Not saying your mom is strict But like I didn't have any sort of like Do this Does that make sense?

No mine wasn't like do this It was like we dress nice for the airport Yeah I didn't have any things like that Like my parents slept in on the weekends And wore pajamas like to pick me up from school Yeah I don't even yeah no that's two very specific examples of things that like there were so many weekends I never even came out of my room

I was just reading and writing and and being in my pajamas oh my gosh crack of the ass of Don that's what I'm saying my mom was my mom would come in I hear her come in I could have gone a weekend without seeing my parents oh my god they would call I was busy they would call the cops on me they'd be like I think he's depressed my mom would come in every morning crack my blinds be like by the way sunlight's healthy and then walk out my my whole family's depressed so i guess that helped that does help yeah tell me more tell me more i still get like

this gutteral feeling about having to mow the lawn on saturdays so hard you ever get mad you you know when okay i don't know you can relate to this i'm i'm sure my examples you're just going to have to turn into examples for yourself okay there are times when like I'm having kind of like a shitty day where like I'm about to cry and then my headphones will get caught on a handle of a door my wired headphones and I just want to break rip rip these up the hole in the wall. Oh my God I talked about the day that I went out to so I was already mad at my parents they were like you need to go out and you need to do this and it's like as soon as you you were ahead of it like one time I mowed the lawn and then my parents were like oh if you've

already done that you can go ahead and blow out the driveway with the leaf blower and I was like blow out the driveway I've had to to blow out the driveway. What else? What would you call it? Leaf blow the driveway? Oh, I just shortened it to blow. you know, just blow up the driveway. Just blow out the driveway. And I was mad because I was like, I already did my thing that I was supposed to do. What the hell? And so I went out to do that and I went to fill it up with gas.

Maybe I've already told the story, but if you haven't heard it, here it is. And it's only like a little tiny thing of gas in the leaf blower. So when I put the whole gas thing at it filled up so fast that it shot back out into my eyes. And I was like, oh my God, I'm so pissed up. And so I just punched a hole in the dry wall. Like I was like I'm so mad at everything I'm mad at inanimate objects

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I don't have like that much experience with AirPods. I'm different Yeah, you are The answer is getting the wire caught Well, the wire hurts too And then it unplugs So it's not like you know Oh, it's I can't

It's pissing me off It's pissing me off It's pissing me off But I just learned I just saw this tweet I don't know if it's true But it makes sense I guess

Someone tweeted and they were like Do you know how much I know every time I talk about radiation People are like Do you know how much radiation is in your body That's happening? Like you have five cameras pointed at you AirPods are the least of your worries king,

but they said that AirPods produce so much radiation and it just zaps right through your brain. There's no way. Well, it kind of makes sense because they have to be connected to shit. Just try not to think about it. Yeah, I'm sure having my AirPods and we'll help with that actually. Yeah. Lobotomy!

Electric lobotomy. Electroshock therapy, lobotomy. No, if I would, I use my AirPods so much that I would tell you if I've been lobotomized and I haven't yet. You don't think it's, like, you don't think you're getting down there. I still too many problems. Yeah.

Yeah, wait, that's true. Wait, so true. Wait, oh my God, yes. Yeah. Yep. Here's one thing that I have trouble with at the airport that I'm just going to talk about the airport one more time. I really would love to be a guy that carries a briefcase because I feel like I would look so cool.

You would. I know. My brother carried a briefcase instead of a backpack school when he was younger. Was he bullied? No. Whoa. No bullying policy. And it worked?

I'm pretty sure all schools have a no bullying policy. I'm telling you. Like genuinely, I think so. I don't think there was bullying in the lower school. Oh my gosh. I really believe that. When I think about bullying, it was like not ever who, like, needed to be bullied. like where bullying needed to happen

it wasn't happening that's true and I also look back I don't know if I said this recently here on obsessed I look back on things that people said to me in like middle school bullying I was like oh my God

I was bullied to the gods but I didn't let myself be bullied I was just like that is so fucking funny you guys seriously yeah me too I think about that a lot and I really believed it was funny I think I feel sorry for kids not to get all sad, but like they, that's so sad. You just really have to stick it out. You just have to stick it out. I look at all these cameras right here and I say never kill yourself because my high school bullies are simply. I had one apologize to me and be like, I'm sorry and I'm like, I forgot about you. But you're so glad that you're thinking about me though. Yeah. Yeah. What movie did I watch the other day? Oh, um, Billy Madison was it?

on my half TV. I watch Billy Madison. One of them, he calls his, someone he bullied in high school and was like, hey, and it's Steve Buscemi that answers the phone.

And he's like, hey, I just want to say, I'm really sorry for everything I said to you and Steve Buscemi. He's like, hey, man, literally no worries. And Adam Sandler's like,

I'd love to get a coffee or something soon. He's like, see, Bishimi? He's like, yeah, I'd really like that. And then they hang up and he turns to the wall

behind him and crosses Adam's name off his list. And then right when Adam Sandler's about to get shot. He steps in and shoots the guy. And so he had a gun and he had a list on his wall. Whoa. Yeah. I've never seen that film.

Adam Sandler has a collection of films like Billy Madison and like Mr. Deeds and like I really like Big Daddy. There's a collection of films that he must have signed the Glenn Powell contract of like the 90s or whenever those came out. It is such a feel good film. It really is. All of his are.

It is just go it goes back to that thing where it's like He plays almost the same character and everything and it's so good and it's so typecast He'll go down in history as just like I think he's already down in it well I mean like He'll go down more in history I think When he's older he hasn't it seems like he's kind of you know it was a flop What? He'd be Halloween I don't know what that is

Yeah But he he's typecast as well into that like Well I'm gonna go ahead and have Jennifer Anderson be my love interest in this one. Yes. And then the next one I'm going to have just like every single woman in all of his films is just Angelina J. O'Le. And Enoch or Lee and Brooklyn Decker, etc. And Erodick was in the film. I watched last night. Oh, just go with it. I watched that last night. And Eroddick's at the end. Tennis player. It's a great movie. It really is. Okay. What the hell? How did we do do that? Well, we were supposed to talk about dreams today. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just like, I guess I was thinking about

dreams maybe when I fell asleep or something, I had the weirdest dream. I wrote it down. Yeah, I didn't read it. So I want you to tell me I'll blind react to it. Okay. But we had everybody send in their own dreams. And also, just like Evergreen,

that's a mission box that lives, or is it in the link in our bio? It's in the link in our bio. It's always open. You guys can write in whenever. You really can. If anything happens, also, like, I would love to do something where it's just like,

you write in something that happens we give you a little bit of advice or something whatever we can do and then we have like an ongoing situation where we're like working with you working through things in real time i r t that could be really fun that could be fun for us okay go ahead okay um so i don't know if you know that kindle has finally launched a color a colored kindle i'd know that because i saw them at best by when i got my tv last week really yeah So they launched the colored Kindle, the Kindle ColorSoft, but it's had so many complaints because it just like is slow moving apparently and the color's like very muted. I noticed that. I was tapping it and I was like, is this a display? And they're like, no, that works. I'm like, I can't, you can't drag anything. So now when you go to order, you can never drag on a Kindle.

What the hell? It's like not an iPad. No, the glare. But now when you go to order it, it says three to five weeks to ship. So I think they're like. fixing it overhauling it yeah but anyway some influencers did get the kindle color soft um some of them some people might not know that some influencers did get them so okay I had a dream about the kindle color soft and I was invited to um the amazon launch event oh I was going to say the amazon the rainforest no the amazon launch event of the kindle color soft at amazon headquarters good in Los Angeles California okay um I was welcomed with open arms into the Amazon studio.

I was with my friend Jen. And they said, welcome to the Kindle Color Soft Launch Experience. Here, and they held out on a platter. Like, please take one of these each for the optimal experience. It was a gummy. So we were like. Finishing your sentences in my head. I thought you're going to say it was a gun.

No, it was a gummy. And I was like, oh, great. How many milligrams? I popped it, swallowed. How many milligrams? Is that 250? Okay. perfect. So then me and Jen go into this like little box and are literally like in my dream.

I'm like on acid. Okay. And we're like experiencing the Kindle Color Soft and it's looking like the most insane piece of technology in the world. And I guess like because it flopped so much like they really had to drug me in order in order for me to feel like it was a premium experience. Wow. Yeah. Then so we're in the orb experience the can experience the Kindle color shop. The Kind of color soft then jada picket smith and will smith walk by yeah and jen says something kind of like i couldn't even make out what she said to jada and jada and will give her daggers okay that's not like jada and they keep walking and then me and jen are like oh shit like i don't know what that was about jada comes back and is to jenn my friend jane is like how fucking dare you talk to my husband that way like you piece of shit like like like i hope like i hope

you never get this Kindle colors off. Like I hope they don't pick you. Like blah, blah, blah, blah, all this stuff. And I'm sitting there completely nonverbal. I don't even know what Jen had said to offend her so much. Then Jada looks at me and she goes, I need you to take a stance. I don't, you can't just sit there. You can just sit there.

Is it her or is it me? Do you support what she said to me? And I was like, Jada, here's the thing. I'm on 250 right now. Yeah. So whatever Jen said to you, please know that that, was from the 250, M.G. That we had both taken and that it is not a reflection on you or Will Smith.

Or me as her friend. And she goes, oh my God, that is hysterical. Then me Jada Jenner, cracking the fuck up. Jada gets her own Kindle Color soft. Okay, she's in the orb. Everything is fine. Okay. Meanwhile, my Uber's here.

Again, Uber, you're in it. Okay? you had literally, I forgot to mention this morning, I guess we lived together or something, you were hyping me up so much about the Kindle Color Soft experience. You were like, I'm so proud of you. You have worked so hard to get this Kindle Color Soft. By the way, Amazon did not send this to me. And I think the dream is like a huge reflection of that. And you're like, you worked so hard. I'm so proud of you. Like everything that you've worked for has led up to this day. Like couldn't be more proud of you love you so much and i was like oh my god connor like thank you so much like i

really felt so treasured by you that morning okay so then i get into the uber i've got the kindle colors off in my satchel i get into the uber i'm like hey connor and you're like how was it and i was like it was so great thank you so much like couldn't have done it without your support i get a text to group chat me you and my brother happy birthday connor this whole time i didn't realize it was 9-11. This is like full remember me starring Robert Pattinson. It was 9-11 the whole time. Okay. Oh my God. I look over to you. I feel so fucking horrible. You have this whole morning and hyped me up so much and I forgot it was your birthday. But when I look back at you, you're completely blackout drunk covered in marinara sauce. Covered in marinara sauce. And I was like, oh my God, what happened?

You can't even get the words out. You're slurring so much. I don't know what happened. so I'm like fuck I have to in feed right now for his birthday so I took a all I could do was take a photo of you in the marinerara sauce and I posted in feed happy birthday the greatest guy I know thanks for always being over to marinerara so the Uber driver is like I've got to get him to Bertucci's do you know Bertucci's yeah I've got to get him to Brutche's for his reservation we were running late what about me what about my outfit you are going to Bertucci's right I know. What about me and my,

I'm covered in Maranara? I think it had something to do with your reservation. With Bertucci's? Yeah. But the whole time, you were just picking up. So you got back in the Uber.

I was picking up Bertucci. You're getting it to go? That was the reservation. So it didn't matter that. Then you got it back and then I got out of the Uber quickly to run into the house to like ready the birthday for you. But you never came in. And then I went.

went back outside and I was like, where's Connor and the Uber drivers? He never paid me back for the Bertucci's. And that's where the dream ended. I wonder why I ended up going. That's like, she's a scary minute. I think it was implied that he killed you. That was my understanding because he spotted you for the Bertucci's. And I had rushed into the house.

I couldn't even spot you for the Petuchis. Like, I didn't even think to pay for your Bertucci's. And because of that, you didn't have the money. And it was implied that he had discharged of you. he just took care of me and I'm covered in mariner. I'm covered in mariner the whole time. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

And then that lit, like I was so upset that that photo of you and the mariner sauce was in my feed when like how the day turned out. With you being like completely probably shot by the Uber driver. No, it's crazy because like that would be that's like what we talked about the other day. I was like, what's your last memory? like the last thing you post on your way out like what's your last journal entry like the queen of england having her last journal entry was only five words that they won't share with us and like my last journal entry in your journal is me blackout drunk it's just my in feed of you in marinara sauce man so when i woke up i was like eager to write my dream down before i forgot

it and so what i wrote was kendall color soft jaded picket smith you were so proud of me and then my brother texted you happy birthday i forgot it was nine eleven you were covered in sauce put that on my tombstone I don't know why that's like made me so nervous no I think it says more about me obviously than like I think you you were the hero in that story I died a martyr covered in sauce

you 100% did and your death was my fault oh my gosh well try to try to lose a dream tonight and get like some closure for me I want I need we need to like kill that Uber driver we never like your body was never found so the story's not over but it didn't seem like you look

for it. No offense. I don't, like, it gets fuzzy after that. Maybe you were blackout drunk. Just like everything was implied towards the end. I think it's scary that like here you are on 250 milligrams of weed. Here I am blackout drunk over to marinara sauce. Like it's the blind leading the blind. We only had our Uber driver. I think he scammed you. Maybe you didn't even have the reservation. I don't know. Anyway, what do you make of the dream? Like if you had to analyze it? Um, a lot of things. I think there's maybe something. That's so specific to the Kindle situation that like, I think it just means that like you really wanted a Kindle. I think that that's.

Yeah. Jokes on them. Now it's taking three to five weeks. Yeah. I mean, God works in a serious ways. Me being blackout drunk covered in mariner sauce scares me that you had a dream about that. But more so, I think that's just an anxiety dream about you forgetting someone's birthday. Because that's like an anxiety dream that like everybody has where it's like, oh my God.

gosh, I wait for a test. I forgot about the test. Like, I forgot what day it is. I think it's a really common anxiety dream. I also feel like it's not to like get super therapeutic and analyze myself. I have been feeling recently like I haven't been as good of a friend to everyone as I should be. Because I've been so wrapped up in my book that like I have been so like inside of myself. Even inside yourself.

I've been so inside myself that I feel like I keep forgetting to ask people how they are. like truly and so I think that's a reflection of that of just like me feeling like I haven't been a good friend recently well the mariner sauce kind of throws it around and then me being shot to death with a gun also kind of throws me up you could have been poisoned I don't know with the way he disposed of you I feel like the way that you are describing like it's definitely a shot and I'm in his trunk it was almost mob related maybe just like there's a maybe that was related because he's a jersey prop too but they're a lot because of the sauce and the bertucci of it yeah maybe he was of the Bertucci family. He's a Oh my God, maybe. Watch like next week Bertucci like mob-related scandal comes out.

We get an email from an anonymous account that's just like, hey, we'd love to chat about the sauce. About the sauce. I do wish that I had dreams like that. That's rare. I don't have dreams that much anymore. I mean, I don't want anyone to die in my dreams.

All of my dreams are like, it's the end of the world and I'm trying to get like my family it's like my family needs to get in the house and like there's also someone trying to kill me specifically like the end of the world is my fault but it's like the apocalypse yeah why don't

or like I have two sides of the spectrum it's like the world is ending or like I am going swimming in this awesome lagoon and it's like there are it's like a perfect lagoon where it's like I'm getting in and there is like literally like an octopus and like a sea turtle and it's very colorful

and there's a place to sit and like put your stuff and it's like perfect and then you like it's not dangerous in the oceans right there but like the lagoon is like safe and you can swim in it and snorkel and it's like perfect and safe and like nice and you can like relax but there's like critters in it that you can go see i don't think i've ever had a dream that's just like relaxing like that well no it's always starts relaxing and then it's like oh tsunami uh-huh like i'm in the perfect lagoon and then there's a tsunami coming or like all of a sudden there's like literally the russians are here to kill us like it's like literally you hear

Why is it always the Russians for you? Well, I'm just thinking of who would approach us on the coast. China are the Russians, no? Because of geography? Yeah. Someone from overseas, which, like, it's not going to be, Mexico isn't going to approach us on the sea. Also, I don't think that they would, like, militarize Lee. You have no idea they could get on the Royal Caribbean.

Militarily, like, come out. Cruise from Cozumel. Go out into the Gulf of Mexico and come back in and attack, Texas, via C. I'm thinking more like air strike. Oh, my God. Did I, I don't know if I want to talk about bombs right now, but in seventh grade. Yeah. Our art teacher showed us.

What did your art teacher show you in seventh grade related to bombs? The most graphic, animated telling of the Hiroshima bombings. And it was, because we were doing like a Japanese art unit, this wasn't okay, the specific video. Oh, they showed you a video. video it was animated but it was so graphic it showed everything the bomb dropping people like i can't even say it was oh don't then so bloody and graphic yeah and for years after that video every time i heard a plane that was it yeah that was it and she got in a lot of trouble for showing us that i bet um it's crazy the things that people like teachers did and then they're like this feels

Right. Wait, in hindsight, yeah, why did I do that? Wait, this feels right. The teachers are like, yeah. We had a teacher get fired because he showed Ted, the like weed smoking bear movie. Yeah, he probably should have. So, like, teachers are showing Hiroshima bombing, graphic images, and then Ted. And, like, ours was fired.

But it also sucks because I'm pretty sure we convinced him to play that. That sucks. Yeah. One time my teacher clicked on a link and then porn popped up all over the projector. Oh. the screen and then he threw himself in front of the projector and then the porn was just playing on his back we had do you remember the the projector where it's just like it's literally this giant thing this giant base and then like a crane and it was like this yeah projector yeah I mean I'm sure

they don't look like that right that's true like that is that was a beast of mankind like they probably oh no there's like a scanner that sits on the desk next to the computer now and it's just a camera but the projector was like an actual like an actual like like light bending device. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. It's just a camera.

Yeah. I feel like most of them like were on the ceiling in school. But like the light bending device was for like still images. Oh, like this is what I'm talking about. This was for like still images. Yeah. But I'm talking about like. It's just straight up called an old school projector.

Well, that's what we had. My school was broke, I think. But our teacher had pulled up something on his phone and it was like. Like, he had left it up. I don't really understand how it got to his texts. But it got to his texts. Or maybe he was like mirroring. He dragged.

He shared his screen to the thing and his texts were open. And it was graphic sexting between him and one of the female soccer coaches. Sexting. And nothing happened. That's not a, that's fine. Nothing happened because I think it was like senior year of high school. I think he was embarrassed. but really truly and like I don't even want to say this because it does sound you know my heart

obviously but like they were both really attractive so I don't think that they got in trouble it was like it was they were probably honestly there are two consenting adults I know but like we saw it you know it was it was it images no like I can't remember exactly what it's up but it was literally like a Sabrina Garpenter song yeah I'm gonna pin you down on the carpet and paint pictures with my tongue oh like kind of that sort of thing and she was like have you ever tried this one before. I feel, yeah, I feel like that's not fireable, honestly. Yeah. Honestly, looking back, it's really weird to say because I was 16, 17 when that happened, but they were probably 27. Yeah. It's like, completely fine. Yeah, completely fine. Even a little bit hot. Even a little bit

hot, if I do say so, must have. Yeah. Anyway. I'm like, pop off you guys. Probably like, yeah, just like, just don't do it again. Did you ever, you know how they were like, when there were two teachers that were like youngish and the same age? Like, you know, you automatically were like they're fucking. Yeah. I would love to go back in time. We had like two teachers that we specifically were like, you guys are end game. We would always say something.

Like we had like a couple name for them. I would love to go back in time and ask them like, what was that like for you? Did you guys ever care? Yeah. Did you hate each other? Did you hate us? Like I would say 99% of the time if two like young attractive teachers are single, they probably have, they were probably one step ahead of all of the students.

thinking that they're really doing something like, hey, we have a good idea. I bet, like, them being coworkers was enough for them to have gotten something going outside, like, happy hour with, like, a teacher. I learned recently, like, at my shows, how many teachers are out on a Tuesday, Wednesday, at one of my stand-up shows ordering three, four drinks. I'm like, and you have class tomorrow. And they'll play a movie. They were like, we're doing movie day tomorrow.

We're rolling out of TV. Rolling out of TV. That's going to become... I wish I had gotten the opportunity. To roll out a TV? To roll out the TV But we weren't allowed Oh, because

Like it's preschool I mean that sounds like It should be TV day every day I know Wasn't Bluey every single day I love Bluey by the way That TV shows good

I never seen Bluey It's okay Should we read some of other people's dreams I guess we should read At least one dream So this one I'm just gonna start out with this I don't really understand If this was a dream

if this was just a random submission. So I'm just going to read it. I invented a robotic penis, parentheses, I'm a girl. Okay, I mean, I'm going with dream, but let's read it. That's it. Oh. So she, what did she, does she think she invented a vibrator? Right.

I don't know. Okay. Okay. Well, I mean, we'll chalk it up to if that's. A lot. women in STEM making themselves known today. Yes. Once I'd had a day,

not a daydream. Penis envy, Freud would say. Yeah. Penis envy. That's the term. Maybe something to look into. You know who you are? Once I had a dream that I attended my own funeral.

I took place at my old high school and all my friends were there and my family was there too and I was literally an invisible ghost waltzing around. The worst part was it was an open casket. So not only was I at my own funeral via a ghost. I was looking at myself dead. I'm still traumatized and think about it all the time. This was like three years ago. That's horrible. That is horrible. However, like, I do love the idea of going to your own funeral. I feel like if I know I'm going to die, like, I would love to have a pre-funeral that everyone could come to. I know that, like, I'm not going to get FOMO in the afterlife,

but, like, why not have one last hurrah? And I can get, I can pick the playlist and I can be there and be Like, you guys, literally I'm still here. This is my pre-funeral. Let's have some fun. This beat is stick. And I want to have a- This beat is stick. This is freaking stick.

I want to take it right on your disco sick. Yeah. I've had dreams where I am. Come on. I'm just a girl. I invented a penis. I invented a robot penis. Just circling back to that quickly.

Yeah. I want to go to my own funeral. I think that we should have pre-funerals. Yeah. I want to do that and not be dead. Yeah. So it would be like a pre-funeral. I think if I get up there,

I want to have some sort of love. large swore. I'd be like, I'm not going to be here forever, but like, I'm acknowledging that when my funeral comes, like, I came to my first one. I don't need to go to two. But there was a book I read when I was younger and this girl got hit by a car and just like died completely suddenly and was like 12 or something. And she had to watch her funeral like from above and like watch how everyone coped with her like very unexpected death. And she couldn't like reach out to them, but she could see everything and she was there. She just couldn't reach them. That would be like completely the worst thing that I could ever imagine. I would just be mad if someone was

telling a story and I was like, that is not what happened. No? No. I paid for dinner that night. That's why we got, you know, like, and they tell like a story wrong. I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you always change that part. You do not remember it right. My mom cannot remember any stories with the facts. There is the, there's her truth, my truth, and then the truth. Yeah. and she's not they're not of them have anything in common she's not willing to budge

on her version and it's funny so that has become a character building thing for me the fact that like she remembers things a certain way

and that's and that becomes the truth it's easier to accept that yeah yeah I get it um say so I keep having a recurring dream that my grandma is trying to kill me

and chases me to her basement and then when I'm running down the stairs all I see is my mom sitting at a coffee table alive by the way she's dead. Dresses a little red riding hood. So like what does that mean? Her grandma's trying to kill her? Yeah.

And her mom who's pass away in real life is there in her dream. Maybe her grandma killed her mom. Okay. I wasn't going to go there. I was just going to say like maybe instead of having a dream that your mom's waiting at a basement dressed like Little Red Riding Hood, like go to therapy and learn how to lucy dream so that you're at the beach with your mom. Or you could say, hey mom, what the hell is this?

next time you're in their Little Red Ridinghood scenario. Oh, that would also be... Because it seems like your grandma is the wolf in the story. Oh my gosh, bro. Right? Totally. So that means something. And her mom is little red...

That's what I'm saying. Oh my God. Your grandma ate your mom. That's what it seemed like she believes that in some level. Or maybe that her grandma contributed to whatever happened to her mom. Fuck. Wow. Watch that be like completely so off face.

oh my gosh well maybe like distance yourself from your grandmother if pause or just look into it and and notice if her ears have gotten bigger or what what sharp teeth she has you know have you seen like the actual origins of so many fairy tales that are actually like so disturbing i would love to do an episode on that yeah like one of the steps sisters in cinderella like cutting her foot off to fit in the glass slipper i can't tell you those are done by people who are so unwell and they like want to see I know. No, Connor, that was the original. Oh, and they made it sweet. And then they made it the Cinderella that we know. Well, I'm happy to make it. The tales or the, not the Brothers Grimm. Yeah, no, it's a brother's grim. Is it? Yeah. Thanks a lot. Brothers Grim, Ella enchanted. Speaking of, someone wrote it and said getting chased by a wolf, but I can't see. My vision is blurry. Like I don't have my contacts in. It's terrifying. I have so many dreams where my some sort of limb or body part malfunctions

I think that's the same as like the out of control breaks don't work yeah probably type of thing I haven't had breaks don't work oh I can't find the one that the girl wrote in that I screenshotted wait I'm gonna talk about this one first

the wolf being chased by something is so scary I always have the one where you can't move why is everyone having bad dreams no one not a single person wrote in and shared a nice recurring dream I have one well it's the same with like Yelp reviews like you're gonna share

are the things that stick out the most and those are usually like negative experiences. We had a lot of, we had far less sexual right ends than I thought. Which I was expecting a lot of people to be like, I weirdly had this dream about someone I'm not attracted to. I wasn't attracted to and then I had this sex dream and like everything changed mentally. I only ever have sex dreams about people that I'm not interested.

Oh, did we have one? Okay. Oh my God. I don't know if I want to read that. Do it. I had a dream that my brother. kept trying to kiss me in front of his girlfriend and my boyfriend, my brother and his girlfriend were offended that I wouldn't kiss him thoughts.

I am, first of all, like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you did this. That is so foul. I don't think it's that bad. That, no, I'm glad. I'm glad that the outcome was like, you didn't kiss him.

Well, we don't know that. No, that I didn't kiss him. Wouldn't. Wouldn't. Maybe she budged. She didn't say wouldn't at first. I hope you didn't kiss him in your subconscious, but again, that's not your fault. I'm not going to, I'm not Freud.

So I can't do too much there. Freud would love this one though. Oh my gosh. I don't know what that one means. Rich Freud was our age. He probably was when he was at his peak, honestly. He's a freak. Like I know that, but like, I would love to have him on and just like have him be like,

yeah, you definitely want to hook up with your brother. Like, how old was Freud? when he came up with his like you want to fuck your mom edipus complex theory he was 60 so that's really important to learn ew do you believe that

what that every like boy like wants to be with his like someone like his mom I do think that birds of a feather flocked together I do think that there's some science there and you're like you you I don't think it's inherently sexual I think it's more like I want to build like a family base that's based on the success I saw or the failure I saw within my own family unit. But I don't think that it's sexual, although you do, I feel like instinctually you want like survival, you know, of like your genes.

So it's like I want to fuck someone that like reminds me of my parents that had me. I guess. Ew. You need to shake this dream. You need to shake this dream. There's no reason a sibling should be in your dream in any way. I'm not sure why I'm like not disturbed by that one. You're really close with your brother.

I'm just kidding. Oh, Lord. I don't know what to say about that. What is this one above it? I'm seeing the word minions. A few months back had a dream that they released a live action minions movie. In the movie, Connor was an influencer doing a live string, teaching people how to speak minion.

Okay, manifestation. I do want to be in. film and TV. Do you want to be in the Minions franchise? That's a big money franchise like sure. Yeah. And I feel like I could do voice acting. I agree. You've got a great voice. I don't know how to do the Minion thing. I've never

seen a Minion movie. Oh my God, they're actually really good. Are they? I love the Minions music in the way that I love Alvin and the Chipmunks music. Is it just really high-pitched enchanty? You've never heard a Minion song? Izzy, can we play the Banana? Banana.

Are we allowed to? No, no, no. It don't matter. I just going to knock your socks off. Okay. I could watch that on loop. It's crazy that BrainRot didn't start on TikTok. It started in 2013 with the Minions movies.

Oh my God. This is awesome. I had forgotten about this piece. Do you know what is actually, actually we can watch it. I'd love to watch this in the bonus. What kind of birds is that? Why is it in a cardboard? box. It's the cardboard box,

Burtz. That's neat. I love that. And you push it up from the bottom. You have, like, many of them, too. Oh, I can't. I didn't get there yet. I'm selling my first little mini. Okay, I like this one that this girl wrote in. Basically, she's saying, like, she's in, like, a barn. Yeah. And then all of a sudden,

she enters a room in this barn and, like, there's an unfinished boat, like a big wooden boat. and then she realized like, oh my God, I'm not supposed to be in here. Like, this is someone else's thing and I need to get out of here. And I can't remember how it ended and I don't think I screenshot it. But I have dreams all the time where I realize I'm in someone's house. And I like don't even, like my intentions were pure. I don't know how I got into this person's house.

But I need to get out of this house. I have that too, but it's my old house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh, wait, fuck, I forgot. I don't live here anymore. Yeah. Yeah. and you have to get out,

which is weird. Like the getting out should be like, I came into this house on accident. I'm so sorry. Like, that should be easy. But they always want to kill me. Shit. Have you ever had a dream

that a family member was trying to kill you? I don't think so. Not to go back to the grandma that wants to eat that girl. I actually do not think so. But that's a good question. If I did have a dream that a family member was trying to kill me,

who would it be? Oh my God. I found the screenshot. maybe my pop-op because when I was little he used to tell me that he wanted to marry me and that would scare the shit out of me

yeah that normal fear of Allad because he said I was the love of his life so that would really scare me and so I guess that I could see that transferring over it I want to kill you I could see that too

I do want to marry pop-up though See, it's all in the family Freud is on to something Yeah Okay, here's one I feel like you'll like this one I always have this dream when I'm stressed out I'm a theater kid

I'm usually in the audience Watching a high school production I've never seen Then a strange Oh stage hand Asked me to fill in for the main character I'm quickly brought backstage And begging for a script While getting hair and makeup done

Then someone will finally give me a script Where each page is the size of a fortune cookie paper I wake up sweating Whoa I have that all the time. Fortune cookie paper is a nice touch. Yeah, that is nice. I've had the like, where's the script before and I just never get it?

I have had one recently where it's like, oh, I feel so good because I've been telling you guys, like, the stand-ups been going well and I feel comfortable. And, like, I don't really even feel the need to, like, go over stuff at, like, that much anymore. Whereas I used to be, like, the full day before I'm, like, in my hotel room, like, going over stuff. And now I'm like, no, I feel good, and I'm going to do crowdwork, and I'm going to talk to people and whatever. But now my dreams have become, oh, I haven't prepared at all. And then I go out. And this was at my college, at UT Austin. They're like, all right, you're up.

And it's like very famous people. And then me. Like I finally got called. Like, Glenn Powell, Matthew McConaughey, and me. And then I go out and I haven't prepared anything. And I can't remember if I told this story on here before. But I went out and I go, the square root of 69. is eight something, right?

Because I've been trying to work it out. And then I drop the mic and I walk off stage. And it was silent. And then everyone started like laughing and like clapping. And I was like, I just absolutely killed that. Reamended the wheel almost. But then I came down stage and like all of the uppers were like so mad at me. Because they were like, you didn't prepare anything.

You didn't do anything. That wasn't even a joke. That's literally a lyric from Oh, Nana. What's My Name by Reamette? and Drake. Oh, I thought it was switching positions for you. No, no, no. The square root of 69 is eight some, right?

Because I've been trying to work it out. Oh. Weed, white wine. Yeah, I come alive in the nighttime. Yeah. Okay, where we go. Only thing we have on in the radio. Let it play.

Say you got a roommate. Oh, yeah. So a song I haven't heard in nine years. At least you have all of the lyrics memorized. Nice. Thank God. The things that we can do in 20 minutes. Girl, say my name. Say my name.

Way to know. Getting a hot crack a window. It's right. I'll be on my deathbed and I'll be able to wrap the rap first from Down. Should we do it? Yeah. Down like she's supposed to be. Nope.

Oh, yeah. All right. Down like she's supposed to be. She gets down all over me. Down like her temperature. me she's zero degree she go like over freeze i got that girl from overseas now she's my miss america ooh oh oh oh oh oh oh maybe this is the overseas attack that you've been thinking about sweating what does he mean you got that girl from i don't whatever it means it's not good what do you mean

about that we'll move right along okay dancing through life wow everyone's probably seen wicked by now i'm seeing it friday for sure i'm so excited yeah I wonder if you'll like like it. I need to show you my hotel. Okay. I'll show you the bonus. It's like brilliant. Bloody brilliant?

It's brilliant. I have a balcony. Ron's been splinched. Oh my God, that is like a perfect segue. That's a perfect segue to all the British food that Izzy brought us. Oh, yeah. That we'll try in the bone. Ooh, and the boners owner?

We're going to be trying British food, you guys. I'm looking forward to the beans. I'm looking forward to the chips. I heart bean. are you so do I love beans and you know I don't like beans baked beans are okay

that's just beans with like a pound of sugar yeah I think that's why I like it's baked beans are literally like beans from via legume and then so beans beans should be the baby of papa legume

oh be be be be beans wait because be be be be beans Bonjour, baby. Bonjour, mama. Como seva? I mean, I'm thirsty. Baby, what?

Whoa, I just got scared that this was a dream. That happens to me all the time when I have two expressions on an empty stomach. That was weird. Something about you doing what you just did. Made me think this can't be real. I mean, it's not. Nothing's real. Did you see the movie Inception?

No. But it was all a dream. Or was it? Literally, that's the point of the movie. No. No. No. La la. You don't know.

Have you seen Shutter Island? There's no closure. No. Great twist. I'll watch Inception if you. I'll watch Shutter. I told you I want to watch Inception. Oh, you should watch it.

It's literally a brilliant movie with a brilliant cast and the production value is amazing. And then also it makes you want to go to Europe. Awesome. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mama has to pee so, so, so bad. Okay. So, and it is time to go.

So I do want to bid you adieu? Well, I bid so I bid so I do. you mama. I do. Legume. Bye, baby. Bye. This week, I'm close friends. Sprinkle cut Irish potato chips. Oh my gosh. You're blowing my freaking mind right now.

Aline, Eileen, Ely. Oh, man, I got Marmonite on my panties. Who pooped on the front of me? Okay, someone pooped on my front. For me at my home, we will express our anal glands. I just feel like you're not understanding. No, I hear it.

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