Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Getting Jimmy Fallon’ed

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

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I think I'm watching too much TV because did you know yesterday? I forgot murderers were real. And I didn't know that. Like, I was like, been watching so much TV. Like, Dahmer and Little Hot, what is this? The Watcher. I'm like, I was just out walking around last night. Like, I was going to go get a milkshake.

And I was like, oh, these are not characters and they're not. If TV is making me forget that, like, there's evil afoot, I got to take a step back and start. watching Seinfeld again. Right. Well, you're watching New Girl. Yeah. So Palette Clems with an episode of New Girl before you go into the next murder. Yeah. I'm all about pallet cleansing with a comedy. Me too. It's a good chase. Yeah. Anyway. Okay. Welcome back, I guess. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you? Ready? I'm ready to talk about everything under the Tuscan Sun. Can I do like a welcome back everybody? Are you ready for me to do that? Are you thinking of maybe something

creative? Not at all. I'm just like, okay, go. Okay. Hi guys. Welcome back to Brogan Connor make a podcast. It's us again. Another, another, another, another week.

Another pod. Two. Back to back. We are excited to be back. I'm feeling particularly fresh today. Me too, now that you mention it. Yeah. First off.

First off what? Well, I was just going to mention that, few housekeeping notes. Okay. Last week, we recorded a pretty special episode of close friends. Yeah. In which you probably know this during the main episode, we took a little gummy, a little edible, which moved forward.

We explored our bodies and our minds. Yeah, it took control of our bodies and minds during the close friends episode. Ooh, what's that? It's a trampling. Very cool. Do you want to go back through my idea book? We can. And, yeah, do you want to unpack the close friends episode a little for those who didn't see it?

And also, that will be the only time that's happening, by the way, ever. I don't, for me, for me. I'm, like, pretty cool with it. I actually don't, like, remember. You think it was, like, a green out for you? No, not so much. I, like, feel like that wasn't me. Yeah.

out of body. Yeah. Like I was running errands during the time that my body was here performing. Right. Mentally. For the people. Physically. I literally like I can't really unpack it.

But we did jump in. We had a lot of people that I guess in like I didn't know we made it that clear but I guess a lot of people had paused the episode last time and we're like we're going to take an edible with you. Right. Which that was really funny. Yeah.

Because it's kind of like a choose your own adventure. But everybody was like on the same page. Yeah. Almost like we were doing our first kind of little cult. ceremony that like everyone kind of just joined in and drank the Kool-ed. We've always wanted. I'm telling you, it's like a matter of time before I either accidentally start a cult or accidentally join a cult.

I'm always signing petitions outside of grocery stores and like when I'm walking around. Oh, that's a good quality to have. I hope. But, you know, I told, I expressed that I would probably have a panic attack if we were ever to take a gummy and I'm true to my word. Yeah. there was a gas leak. That's where we changed the code word is now gas leak for panic attack.

It used to be Pineapple Express. Yeah. It's gas leak. We changed it. Yeah. That felt more right. So yeah, if you want to watch that episode, which for me, I won't be ever doing again. So this is really your only opportunity. Go ahead and subscribe to TMG Studios. Dot TV. Dot TV.

And you can subscribe for the whole shebang or just the Brooklyn Conr tier. I think our tier is $6 a month. month. Yeah. Which is awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I found $6 genuinely in the dryer. Like last time I did my laundry. Awesome. Yeah. You could subscribe to the Brooklyn Conard tier. What? Oh, I wanted to say next time we have a gas leak, we should have an edit that's like, boom, bam, bam, boom, like a bunch of like, like, explosion. But to distract everyone from the fact that it is like a panic attack that's ensuing. Right. Yeah. Yeah, good job. Oh, yeah.

We're working on the close friends story. This is the one that for Instagram is actually going to be like a physical close friends. We have close friends bonus content, which is on the TMG studios. TV site. And then we also have the close friends actual Instagram story,

which we're working on. There was about a billion people that signed up. So we are moving... A billion, by the way. We are moving forward with manually inputting all of those usernames. Yeah, and if you want the info on how to join that, you are going to have to subscribe. close friends on TMG studios.

Dot TV. The information on how to subscribe to the close friend story is in the bio of the close friends. Bonus content on TMG Studios. I sent a tweet out that I was typing for like five minutes yesterday which was a one sentence response to someone

about merch and I started three separate sentences in the one sentence and I reread it and she was like, I don't, I'm not following this but like I think your intentions were real. And I was like, I have no idea what I was thinking. But I did think of some good merch. Oh, new merch?

Oh, for us. Very cool. Stay tuned for that. And also, we, if you guys have any ideas for marriage, I'm like super open to. I'm curious what people want or like sayings or, and we saw a lot of people comment. Where was that? Where were those kinds? Oh, on our Facebook group.

Yeah, the Facebook group. Yeah, join the Facebook group while you're out of Brooklyn Conner make a podcast. We had some, shout out to the Facebook. There was a group of girls that hung out. In person or are going to hang out? I think that a lot of people have at each other in different cities, which is gorgeous. Yeah. So hop in there and find a.

Find a Facebook group near you on the computer. Okay. Two more housekeeping. Whoa. We have a highlights channel where you can rewatch clips from the main and bonus episodes if you subscribe to Birken Connor make a podcast highlights on YouTube. Yep. And last thing, we're doing a Q&A episode.

We're recording that in two days from now. It will air next week. So DM us any questions that you might have for us. But make them saucy. And by saucy, I mean, something we haven't heard before. Yeah. Also, yeah. Cool.

Okay. Moving on. Woo! Weekend check-in. How was your weekend, honey? It was good. I went to Catalina on Friday. I didn't know.

I knew I was going. Uh-huh. forgot. I recently learned that Catalina Island is a real place and not just in Sep Brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Thought it was fake.

No, it's, it's, fake as F. No, it's not fake. It's super real and it's very accessible. So basically, Catalina Island,

if you don't live in California, you can see it like, for some reason, everywhere you go, it's like the Mona Lisa painting, the eyes that follow you. It's like, everywhere I go,

I'm like, is that still Catalina? Right. And then I went to it. And I realized, like, the town that you stay in is like this little, beach town it looks like grease it's like you they built it up on a mountain you ride in

called avalon you ride in we took like the the late ferry end and then it's like a little town it was it was cool and we stayed in an Airbnb slept 10 people in like a six person Airbnb Airbnb's need to Airbnb as a company needs to be dismantled they're not doing any do you any promo random question do you have access to an account on Airbnb No, I've been banned from the platform. But that's a separate situation. I just have bitterness in my heart towards, I'm going back fully hotel.

Yeah. Because hotel doesn't have me check in with a chores list. No, I honestly, like, sorry, like, foregoing any sponsorship I may have, and that's completely fine. Never had a positive experience with Airbnb. Yeah, also, I guess I keep getting on these TikTok pages with these people that, like, these dudes on vacation in, like, Touloum, and it's like a bunch of, like, bald Andrew Tate,

characters and in like different fonts of Andrew Tate and they're like I have 130 single family homes that I'm that are on Airbnb and I'm like we're due for a market correction like so soon you better smart sell those to single family units yeah that can you know move into totally because I don't think that Airbnb is doing very well it's hard for me to say yeah they're not okay I looked it up you I didn't I don't know why I said that okay so So I, so we stayed in Airbnb and then we kind of like went to dinner. There's like a little breakfast area. And like we woke up at like 7 a.m.

The next day and like went jumped in the ocean. It's super clear out there. It was like a gloomy doomy day. And then like hung out whatever. Was the ocean freezing? It was awesome. It was warm for some reason. But you actually can't leave.

Are there sharks? Yeah. That's what I was saying. So Saturday probably shouldn't like drink a little bit and then go snorkeling. But my thing I wanted to do was dive out there because. It's the water super clear because it's rocks and not sand. I love clear water. If I'm passionate about one thing, clear water.

Yeah. In the ocean. Get in line. Yeah. So we go to this place. It's like a beach club. And it's like grease. It's literally what you picture when you would go and like,

like, party, you know, whatever. So my friends like all hang out right there and are playing like cards and stuff and drinking. And I was like, I'm going to go snorkeling. No one's in the water because it's. so scary looking out like sharky looking right but i convinced one other person to go with me and we go out and the guy working there was like uh like go swim around there's cliffs and like go swim around the cliffs and we around the cliff and then all this like suddenly and all at once we're like it's like 30 feet deep and it's kelp forest i'm like getting chills thinking about it so like

The kelp from the ground was coming up to like three feet before. So you can't see down, but it's like a forest. What's living in the kelp? Like sea lions and stuff. But like, I was like, this is the end. Yeah. It's just like if you're going to go out, just eat. Like I was like the, the, what's it called when you're waiting for something to happen?

Wait. Stimulation. No, not waiting. Suspense was so bad that I was almost like just. Eat me already? Yeah. There's not going to be sharks living in the kelp forest. That's where they're not.

I'm actually making myself sick to my stomach. Oh. Because I look up and we are so far from shore. And then there was the thing, like I was totally fine. Probably because I had drank a little bit, but I was totally fine. But then like when you start thinking and then you start swimming back towards shore, I was like, hey, what about if we go back to, what about if we went back to shore? I'm sure they wouldn't have had you snorkel in that area if there were active sharks.

We were not dealing with employee of the month. I'm pretty sure I saw our, like, server take a shot, like, behind that. Well, what did you see while you were snorkeling? Just a ton of cool fish. There was one called the Giribaldi or Gerardelli. Which one? Garibaldi is a character in, I want to say the Princess Diaries, but that's not true. That's Mr. Robitessen.

You're thinking of the chocolate Girideli. No, I'm thinking of, like, Professor Giribaldi. No, Genovia. No. It doesn't matter. Anyways, there's these fish called Girobaldi's, and I kept seeing them everywhere, and I was like, those are giant goldfish like that for a fact. Like, those are not, I remember everyone's like, those are coy, those are coy.

They're not coy. They're not coy. They're Gerebaldys. And Gierabaldi was a really, there it is. Wow. And Gierbaldi, I looked up all the history of this fish because they're everywhere, and they're swimming up to me. Right.

They're kind of like idiots. Like, what if I was a, like, athletic? I could catch it and just bite it I wanted to. Couldn't. They know your heart. They know my heart at the end of the day. They probably listen to the podcast. So I learned that the

the Giribaldi male fish can get pregnant. They're like seahorses. I love that. Seahorse eye. Yeah, so really cool fish. What was I going to say after that? I think that was it. And then I feel like I had something really important.

Oh, no. Oh, no. And then excited. news that we can only vaguely give a generalization about. We went shopping yesterday, or Sunday, Brooke and I and the team. Well, do with that way you will. No, we can just say

we were looking for new chairs. We're looking for the set. Yeah. And we kept going to these really like gorgeous, nice, boogie furniture store. Yeah. And they kept directing us right, run on over to the clearance. And so the clearance was going to go ahead and be a little too

pricey for us. So we sat in the furniture store in the clearance section and chopped on Wayfair. Google reverse image search of the couch that we want or the chair that we wanted, which was unbelievably bright. Yeah. You know I want to grab these places like to west down. You know chairs can be $3,000? That's crazy. At the end of the day, it's just chairs can be more than that. Chairs can be what they what they want to be. Chairs are priced at the mark whatever. I guess know you're worth. No you're worth as a chair. As a chair. So, but it was kind of like all these chairs were just like, like at the end of the day, you just sit on a chair.

You know, like, no, you're worth. A chair is a chair. It's, I'm a bit like, who do you think you are? Right. The $3,000 chair is serving the same function as the $10 chair. Crack the code. But be on the lookout for some very gorgeous chairs coming from a reverse Google image search. You know where I never want to go again?

Because I felt like I was in purgatory. The furniture store? Living spaces. Like, it felt like I was. was in and like I bought a couch in living spaces I like living spaces but like going into living spaces and the way that it's organized well the furniture store employees kind of appear out of thin air I wish there was like we could put a tag on to let them know somebody's already asked us if we if they could help us with anything yeah because it gets overwhelming it was almost like that they

it was almost like they were haunting living space like they had died there and they were haunting it because they kind of just showed up and then I never knew where they went. You just outlaid the plot for the next Ryan Murphy show. They've like a bunch of people have died in living spaces in their... And they can't leave. They can't leave until they help you in the casual single family home section. Well, the worst thing about living spaces to me is the way it's organized that Jackie, by the way, Jackie, who works at living spaces, if you're listening, you're a doll. Well done.

Yeah. The way it's organized is that upstairs is more like formal living. Yeah. Whereas downstairs is more casual living, but there's not like a huge distinction. And it's like there's chairs on both floors, beds on both floors. Like I would much, if I was dead in a furniture store and stuck there for life, I would organize it in a way that's like chairs over here, beds over here. Not casual versus formal because that looks different to everybody. Well, I do. I agree with you, but I think the rustic section was where it needed to be versus the more laid back casual studio.

But wouldn't you rather there just be a whole chair section and there's a rustic section of chairs within the chair section? Yeah, I don't think that that was in Jackie's wheelhouse. It's something worth emailing to livingspaces.com customer service at livingspaces.com. Hey, the ghouls that are housing. Hey, I know that you've been through a lot with being dead and all and all that and all that. And it comes with it. And you're in the middle before you're doing the afterlife. But if you could just reorganize.

Anyway, we've gone Too far down a tangent We've gone too far Reeling it back Yeah, so you had a good weekend Yeah, it was awesome I like love I love those little towns

And it was also cool Because it felt like I had left California Which was nice It was like a good change of senior Oh, that's very cool I would love to go to Catalina one day This is what I was gonna say So like we go to leave

And I didn't notice this on our way in But because I wasn't looking Oh, that'll happen I didn't notice because I wasn't looking at the island. But we were leaving the island. We're facing it and we sat outside. The island is huge and the little part, like, I mean, ratio-wise,

like the island's this big, like as long as my body. And Avalon, the city that we stayed in would be like the size of my mouth if I opened it. And you can't leave the city limits without a permit. And there's like bison. Get this. Oh, the bison. There's bison out on this island off the coast of California. and I was like, who brought the bison here?

How did the bison get here? They didn't swim. I could tell you how they got there. Yeah, go ahead. Because I Googled it. Yeah. They were left there in the 19, could have been the 1910s or the 80s.

It's hard for me to say, it's probably somewhere in between the two. They were left there during a movie shoot. And then they bred and bread and bread and bread. And they bread and bread and bread and now they control the bison population by taking some of them off the island into their natural habits. Well, they let people hunt them now. You get a hunting permit. That's bad. Look how cool they look on that beach.

That's where we stayed, this beach, but now it has bulkheads and restaurants and stuff. Wow. But it still is gorgeous. It still looks really good. I love bison. I would love to see a bison. I did see a bison one time. Wow.

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Girl, winter is so last season. And now Springs got you looking at pictures of tank tops with eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang on the patio sundress. Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear up on that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. Yeah, yeah. It's really, like I said, it's like so easy to do. But people fly out there. and hunt bison and wild boar because the populations are out of control.

To me. You have to, invasive species, you kind of do have to. Well, just take them somewhere else. They are. They breed like crazy. So, like, boars, you have to... I'll take them in. Okay.

Wild boars want you dead. Like, if I can ask a wild boar, he'd be like, I'm a killed. I fully convinced that if I came into contact with any sort of dangerous animal. Have you seen a wild boar? I would say... Can we type in?

I would say, wait, wait. I'm not here to hurt you. And they say, oh, damn. Damn, okay. No, no, wild boars are like... I have no fear of meeting a grizzly bear. I'd just be like, oh, my God. Hey, and it'd be completely fine.

Yeah. So the wild boar would mull you to death in like a heartbeat. That's what you think. He's like the guy that's... He's like a murderer. Like, he would be a murderer. Can we type in Wild boars West Texas? I just want to show you this thing.

Okay. Look at the size of those things. That's like a grown man. Look at the size. on bottom right of this that doesn't look like it would eat someone no but you know what that actually does look like the schools from the princess bride we're really on a ghoul kick i guess it is october today or it's been october i guess for several days um yeah so they you have to kill these from what i know i don't know that much but i i guess like they like destroy your land and stuff if you live in lans

Texas. I choose life. Not violence in this instance. Okay. Sorry. No, it's fine.

I'm letting you know like these animals do want you dead. And wild boar tastes really good. Agre to disagree. Yeah. You bet you're wondering

about my weekend, huh? We were gonna get there. Yeah. Once we're done talking about you being pro-bore life. My bad, I thought you were done with the boars.

No, I'm, I'm done now. How was your weekend? Mrs. Pac-Man? I had a great weekend. Well, it started off really strong because our friends, Matt and Patricia got engaged. Matt King, who has been on the podcast.

So this one goes out to them. Congratulations, you too. They got engaged and Matt had planned this really beautiful evening for them at the Beverly Hills Hotel. And I said, you know what? I'll come. Yeah. That sounds great.

And so we went to the polo lounge, which is this. The Beverly Hills Hotel is like very, very, like, boozy old Hollywood, like a lot of fun celebrity sightings. And the polo lounge in it is just like so, so bougie. That was a lifetime ago. I totally forgot this happened. Keep going. No, no, no, no.

About your Friday. I forgot that. What? What you're about to say. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just forgot. I totally forgot about that.

Oh, yeah. Doesn't this feel like so long ago? Yeah. And so we went to the polo lounge for some drinks to celebrate Matt and Patricia. Cheers to them. Of course. We're waiting outside to get our table. And I see this man that I'm like, oh, my God, that is a celebrity. And people are taking pictures with him.

And all of a sudden I realize who I think it is. Long, scraggly brown hair. I go, oh, my God, that is Trisha Paitis' husband. That is Moses. Hackman Paitis. Right. The one and only people are taking pictures with him and I'm like, wow, like, I can't believe like Trish and Malibu Barbie are inside sipping on a dirty martin. And everyone's asking Moses for pictures. And I was about to head up. Turns out not Moses. Kianna Reeves. And I was like, damn. Easy. Honestly, damn. That sucks. But that's like a, that's a big, like a, that's a big, like physically and just celebrity. Yeah. That's a big person. So that was. That was cool, but I don't have a huge attachment to Keanu.

Yeah. More of just like, okay, very cool. Yeah. Now. Walk in and I hear this grading voice. And it's this singing, someone's singing. There's like a, you know, like a jazzy crooner that usually sings at the polo lounge. And there's like a voice accompanying him that's like, like Jimmy Fallon.

Yeah. That was crazy to see. And apparently I've learned. So Jimmy stood up there just singing for God knows why. For a very long time, he was like blackout drunk, which I've heard about Jimmy F. He just like 10th to go places, drink a lot and then kind of usurp the environment. Hey, let's not knock that till we try. No, not a bad thing at all.

I'm pretty sure Jimmy and I have that in God. No, I'd really think even Jimmy would be a good friend. But that was so, I mean, he seemed so nice. He was going around to each table, making himself at home. Right. He didn't come to our table. But yeah, he was singing and that was cool. Yeah, that's awesome.

He's one of those people. Yeah. By the way, he's looking more and more dead behind his eyes as the day goes on. Glazed to the nines. Yeah, to the nines. To the nines. So that was just so fascinating. And I, that's like the same thing as seeing a wild bison.

I posted on my Instagram story and said, congrats to the live band. Yeah. And it was just a picture of Jimmy Fallon singing. Yeah, sure. And everyone was like, oh, my God, like, so weird. That looks like Jimmy Fallon. And I was like, that's why I posted it. Like, that's Jimmy Fallon.

Right. But it looked like a wax figure of Jimmy Fallon. I'm telling you. Like, he sickly. He's on his. Fortunately. Yeah. Wishing him, wishing him the best.

But. And then I saw on, you know, just like once you say something, everything is going to, like, that's going to be the only thing on your free you page on TikTok. My whole free you page was just like different Jimmy Fallon sightings, like of him just like blackout drunk singing at different restaurants. So again. Globe or globe into your future. No harm. No foul. You know what's funny is like I even told when they, when like our team like a long time got asked us like what we want to do.

I was like, I think I want to like. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I wasn't even talking about the talk show. I was talking about getting drunk and random places. Yeah. No, I mean, if he's happy and healthy.

Yeah. He's not. He's not, he's being, he was being so nice. We don't know if he's either of those. Yeah, we don't know. At the end of the day, we don't know. He's still. He looks like he was, at the end of the day, he looked like he was having a black.

That's awesome. So if he's happy and everyone in his life that's affected by him immediately is happy. Awesome. I never want to be. like as famous as he is. Everyone was just in his face taking pictures flash on. Wait, you can't even take photos at Beverly Hills Hotel. That's like a big thing.

I mean, I don't. That's why a bunch of people, famous people go there is because paparazzi can't go to the Beverly Hills Hotel. Well, all the TikToks that I was seeing of Jimmy Fallon, a lot of them were from the polo lounge. So I don't know if that's still a rule. Like the wait staff were doing it as well. So I don't know.

Maybe it's because we're not popper hutsi. Maybe. I don't know. But yeah. So that was one thing. And then another thing I did this weekend was fully like rebranded my whole personality to sports. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

So I there's this sports bar close to my house, which is just like the most amazing place on earth. It's like Hogwarts. If I could think of one way to describe this sports bar. You know I love that sports bar. Yeah. It is amazing. And I discovered this weekend that they have. have a Pac-Man machine.

Connor, when I tell you I was at that Pac-Man machine from 12 p.m. to 2 a.m. That's going to go ahead and be 14 hours. I had the time of my life to not get anywhere near to breaking the high school. But I did spend $50. Were you playing it the whole time? I went to an arcade this weekend. That's so weird. Saturday night.

In Catalina Island? Yeah, they have an arcade. Very cool. You're going to get carpal time. Missy? I have it, I think. Well, and then I obviously had to order the little Miss Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man on Amazon.

So now I have this little Game Boy device that I, yes, that's my gaming device. And it's not, it doesn't, the joystick doesn't ride as smoothly on the gaming device. Get some WD, maybe you need a full-size machine. Well, the good news is that Matt, as an engagement present to me, has a Pac-Man machine that's an in-between of the little game-boy device and the one at the bar. So it's kind of like one that you would keep on a desk And it had like the little like joystick So he's gonna give that to me for his engagement

That's nice Yeah so hopefully I'll be better at that I've always said like You have two incomes Get me a gift Me? No no when people get married And here's my registry it's like Why would I get you a get you just signed up

For two household income? I'm like I'm coming to your wet like Maybe all the money they're spending on the wedding really for you if you look at it that way. I believe it when I see it. Anyway, I've got my...

I better go Jimmy Fallon mode at your wedding. Yeah. If I'm getting you a toaster. Yeah. Oh my God. I know what I'm going to get everyone for their wedding. Uh-huh. Pac-Man.

Okay. My device is in my fanny pack and I'm itching. But it's all about practicing self-control. It is. Kind of like Jimmy. Yeah. And that does take a lot of your focused. Yeah.

So, yes. I think that's what my weekend was. I'm training myself to like beer. Okay. One pineapple cider at a time. So it's going badly. Yeah. It tastes like soap.

Like that's what I am. Beer is what I imagine people taste when they don't like cilantro. It tastes like soapy water. And not the good kind of Johnson & Johnson, like bad soap. Like antibacterial soap. That sports bar that you're speaking of is not like A1 on cleaning their cups. No, any beer. Any beer.

Any beer. The beer that we had at the Dodgers game, too. Like, I'm trying so hard. Oh. Yeah. Maybe you have long COVID. No, I thought beer, I do, by the way. But I thought beer tasted like so before I had COVID.

I don't know. We'll work on it. Palettes change. Yeah, it's about training. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Palet change.

And that's why today's episode is brought to you by First Leaf. So true. Thank you, Kahn. Okay. I want to follow. up really quickly. Last week you were supposed to get a dog. Do you have a dog? I moved forward with

not having a dog right now. Can I ask why? Yeah, I was going to pick up this dog and it was an adoption situation. And I went to go get him and then I'm on my way there and like randomly out of nowhere I'm like, well what about

studying abroad? And I'm like, I'm an adult so I'm no longer taking semesters to study abroad because I'm not in school. But I'm like you'll never be able to do this, you'll never be to do that. And then I started thinking about, Sunny was his name, a catahula,

a gorgeous dog. And I'm, he's alive and well, but. You don't know that. So, okay, so I go,

I go to pick him up and I'm like on my way there. And then I start thinking like, this dog's, you know, a year and a half. Like, if this dog lives,

God forbid a long healthy life, I'm going to be almost 40 when he passes. And then, that sent me into a natural spiral of like, holy shit, like, I can't do this right now. So I went ahead and turned around. What's crazy is you're going to turn 40 regardless of if you had chosen to give Sonny a second chance at life or not.

Is this like a, what is this? Oh, it's a podcast. I called the pound, or not the pound. It was like, it's like shelter and he got adopted that same day. So I don't even, I would have driven an hour to Downey, California. in, let's see, South L.A. And they would have gotten there and they would have been like, oh, Sunny's long gone, which would have made me bitter towards Sunny.

So it's nice to know that I had made that decision on my own. And we kind of just had a mutual agreement to part ways through the stars. I don't, I would never accuse you of lying at all. But I don't think you called and asked. He wasn't on the website. So he had gotten adopted. I don't or something else horrible happen okay then he justice for sunny okay

I agree I wanted him and then I had a panic attack do you think you'll try again I totally orange emm-em did on the on the 405 ooh good one do you think you'll try again yeah I will not during holiday season because I'll be traveling and stuff so much there's always going to be a holiday season okay I'll do it in what holiday is in January new years yeah I'll do it in January for Valentine's Day You could give me the gift of getting yourself a dog. Okay, I'll do that.

No, I'll do it after, because I travel a lot in December, too. October's been an absolute shit fuck. Yeah. I mean, total shit fuck. It's been shit fuck city in October. I have not had a second to breathe. Yeah. Besides watching.

Besides, I was going to say. Besides watching every episode of the watcher. Every show. Yeah. Sonny would have hated the watcher, so I'm cool with that. Sunny would have hated the watcher. I know. Yeah.

Also, yeah, anyways. I've also been... I'm drenched in sweat, by the way. Was it because I was grilling you? Yeah, probably. I've been on the hot seat. Sorry. Speaking of the watcher, very good.

Wait, holy smoke. Oh, sorry. Yeah, get... No, no, no, no, no. I have a note page that I didn't want to forget because I wrote all my notes down. I wonder if you were sweating because you were wearing a full fleece jacket in 90 degrees.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Wait, let's start that. And us. I built my outfit today around my new ugs that came in And I'm getting ripped to shit fuck About the fact that I have knock off ugs First of all, they're half the price They're called bear paw

They're the exact same thing If not more industrial So you guys need to get a rip I'm getting ripped to shreds in the DMs But first of all I like my bear paws I like your bear paws They're brand new I got them when I was Jimmy Fallon this weekend

total Jimmy Fallon mode. They showed up at my house. I'm like, oh, hell yeah. Sometimes, like, you treat your, like, not even treat. Hang on. Where was it going with this? Oh. It keeps happening to me where I don't put my earphones in the whole episode.

And then I'm like, oh, have you not been able to hear me? No, it's like, I don't, no offense to podcast, but like I don't get like the earphone piece. Because it's like, I can hear you. You're right next to me. So it's like, why do I need? Oh, actually, I get it. Yeah, well, now listen to me. Yeah, I mean, your voice is incredible.

I've heard that it's kind of relaxing. Like butter. Thanks. So was mine. Yeah. Okay, like, just let me know. You need like a little bell so that when you want me to reciprocate a compliment, I'm doing better just saying thank instead of like shirking it off being like,

Oh, I wasn't even looking for a compliment. I was making fun of my voice, which I think sounds more and more like Janice from friends every day. Oh, you just, you really. set yourself up. You're going to, people are going to have a lot to say. Don't you think we're so Janice and Chandler? Totally.

Yeah. Everyone's like, oh my God, like Ross and Rachel. Oh my God. Chandler, no. Janice and Chandler right here. Holy smokes. Give it up. Give it up for Janice.

For JNC. Um, okay. JNC make a P. Um, okay, so. What were you saying? I don't know. I can tell you. Bear paw.

I bear paws. Bear paw. So I'm kind of getting ripped to shreds. And then Harry Hill. Are you familiar with Harry? Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, okay. So he DMed me this morning.

It was like, I love that you have like the man ugs. And I was like, first of all, there's $60. Oh, speaking of that. I just want to applaud you. You had a very funny tweet that reminded me of like they should make a glass of wine for men. For boys. For boys. That was funny.

And that just reminded me of that. Thanks. Well, like, I just love this. There is a level of like hypermasculinity and branding that I hope never goes away because it is so fucking funny. Like, you guys enjoy your eggs. I got my bare paws. I got my,

like, what? I'm still fucking wearing hugs that are fur lines. You're still wearing Sherpa line. It's not like they have like Wolverine claws that are retractable in case I get in a fight. Maybe they should. First of all, someone is going to beat the fuck out of me on the shit fuck out of me on the street for wearing these. I'm not going to fight back. I'm going to lay down and pretend like I'm dead.

My bear balls are not going to help me in that situation. I could have Augs or Bripersen. But like, the brands that are like so masculine, like dude wipes. Oh, I use dude wipes, by the way. You're the exception. But, like, you know, dude wipes were invented because baby whites were... Too gentle on the ass. Like, dude wipes, unless there's sandpaper, like, chill out.

Like, they're baby wipes. No, I would love to do like an in-depth comparison of a dude wipe versus just like a another wet wipe. Well, I love how it's the same, I've done both. But I like how women's stuff is always like

summer breeze. And men's stuff is always like axe murderer. I can't think of one, like I use all men's products. Dude wipes, washing the whole body with dude wipes. Razor, men's five blade.

Extra sharp. Deodorant, Old spice. Old spice. I also wear old spice. The old spice ones are really, they know that they, They're making fun at which I like.

They're like, pure sport. It's like, what sport? It's just like I, like, the feminine ones just like don't work. Like I was starting using Barry teen spirit in third grade and my teacher was like, no, you need something stronger. Or you can't come back into this classroom. Or you can't come back at the end. Like. That's all I had to say.

But I was just like, I couldn't believe that I'm getting ripped of shreds for the knockoff hugs. It's like, what's the funny people about? You're ordering Ugs, Con? Ugs are like Kleenex. Like not every brand is Kleenex, but I'm going to call Alt and Jermax. Like this is a brand who won, who cornered the market and now gets to price their stuff double as expensive as the standard boot. Connor yesterday texting me this gorgeous image of him and his bear paws. Don't show.

Don't show people that. It looks like I'm naked. I was like he's like I know he's not wearing anything else besides the bear paws. It's a live photo. Click it. I am breathing really hard from putting them on, but I have shorts on in that. Okay, I don't know why you think. I have.

Yeah, no, I know. What if I forgot? I didn't fully my penis. It creates the illusion of you being naked and bare paws. It was freaking me out a little bit too looking at. I was like, ugh. That would be such. I don't know if like you can make merch like this, but just like a like outline of just like you and nothing but your bare paws.

But not just like Kendall. you know like a like a cartoon no you don't need to tuck her anything just like nothing there just like an like an outless stick figure with bear paws okay basically just something to think about but anyway oh when you texting me that gorgeous image i have been like hoarding packages that i've just not opened i don't know what is in any of them there's like they're piled to the sky and i was like i know at one point i've ordered myself ugs in one of them and so when you send me your bearer pause I like was like this one's shaped like shoebox ugs you know what I did when I was going Jimmy Fowlin mode when I was going J.F mode on on Friday night fully blacked out on

Catalina Island I was having so much fun that's fun I'll show you a picture of me in the go go dancer's cage holding a beer bottle with my mouth going and then dropping it so low it was like incredible but I at some point that night went on an A was Amazon Shopping Street. Amazon Shopping Street. And I received all my packages, same sort of thing. And I was like, what in the world is this? And I get this thing, and it's, I open it.

And it looks like a vape pin. I'm like, what? What is this? And I'm like, it's all in Chinese. And there's no, there's, it's just all these attachments and like the, the vape pin like fuselage. And then. Good word.

Where are you? Thanks. I love the word. fuselage. It's in my words I like, no. Fuselage always reminds me of the hollowed out plane that I threw up on Tyler Cameron in. Oh yeah, that was funny.

And Dale Moss. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like putting it in my mouth and I'm like, is it, did I order like a weed pen? It looks like a weed pen. And then I'm scrolling through this thing and there's a QR code and I scan the QR code

and it's an, it's an oroscopic ear cleaning pen. that you put in your ear and has a camera and you can like, so I had a blast when I got home. I would love,

do you feel comfortable sharing that with me? I don't know. Or I'd at least like to watch you do it. Yeah, there's different attachments. Maybe you can have a dedicated attachment. Yeah.

But it is fully in the camera. Who knows where cameras are at this point in 2020? Because I was like, there's no effing way there's a camera in this little vape pin. That is crazy. Totally fine. Tell me how. When security cameras are like, we're looking for this suspect and it's one pixel, tell me how this pin showed me a world beyond imagination inside my ear canal. I can't tell you. It was literally like Horton, here's a who inside my ear. Like fully could harbor life.

How are you seeing what's in your ear? Does it connect your phone? That's what the app was. Do you have screenshots? No, but it does allow you to take fully videos. Like, I can make a TikTok with my phone. pen. I would love just a personal video. What if I've done the full on like TikTok dance on my orthopedic ear cleaning kit? That would be really funny. I just do it. I think you should. I'm telling you it's like it's almost 4K quality and it's it's smaller than this little thing. It's like the size of a mechanical pencil. That's very cool. The best thing I ordered in my recent ordering spree of the packages I've opened is a bedazzled pill holder just like sequins Sunday through Saturday. So I don't I got to take my...

You know, I'm having a panic attack. My worry pills. I'm an orange immy and yam, and I'm so scared. I'm a little girl. Well, good. That's fun to just spice things up. It's always, like I said, someone, a lot of people like that Switch It Up advice. Yeah, it was good advice.

Thanks. I have a new Switch It Up challenge. No, I don't. I don't know what I was going to say. Take a shower. If you shower in the morning, try showering a night and vice versa. I think that's a fun. I see you have a No Tap up ready to go.

Yep, I do. because I started and finished the watcher on Netflix. I'm not going to give any spoilers. I did two yesterday. Starts a finish. Whoa, holy smokes. Okay, I'm not going to give. I'm just going to say this.

Obsessed with when a cast is almost no one I know besides maybe one or two supporting roles. I don't know any of that. Oh, I think that's unique to you, Connor. Okay, cool. Because they're some pretty big names. I know Naomi Watts's name. She's in everything. Oh.

By the way, really quick aside. Uh-huh. Sorry. Do you mind if I give it quick aside? I thought she was Nicole Kidman's like cousin or something. No. She's in that movie. Well, she's in a lot.

But most importantly, she's in this movie called Adore. Have you seen that? No. It was like huge on Netflix a few years ago. It's about it's Naomi Watts and Robin Wright. Who she's in, I think she's in House of Cards, but she's also like the princess and princess bride. And they are best friends and they have these two gorgeous.

Yeah, incredible movie. Incredible movie. I love Mandy Patinkin. Yeah. They're these two best friends and they have these two like gorgeous 20 year old sons or like they start off in their teens and then age. And they they are best friends and they start and the sons are best friends and they start fucking each other's sons. Yes, I've seen this. Or I've heard of it.

Go watch that movie. It is such a spectacle to behold. Anyway, that's what I know Naomi from. And then Bobby, Catatoppy, whatever. Phenomenal. He's incredible. He's one of those people that's in everything,

but also in nothing. He's in everything, but it's like you don't necessarily like know his name until now. Here's the thing. I have a lot of them. And Jennifer Coolidge, of course. I'm going to read the synopsis of this small little thing.

A family moves into their dream home only to be plagued by ominous letters, strange neighbors, and sinister threats. The worst part about this show is that it's based on a true story and I live alone. That was the worst part for me. Oh. Because I was like, but it wasn't scary. No, it's creepy. Next week, it's only scary because it's based on a real story.

And Ryan Murphy couldn't do some absurd shit with it because it's real. No, it's so loosely, like I looked up the real story. It could not be more loose. They didn't even move into the house in the real version. They got one letter and we're like, nope, we're not moving in. Yeah. So nothing in the house, which is. So Ryan Murphy did take and say, let me just go ahead and horror movie this.

It's always, it's always the white people that decide to do something really fucking dumb when creepy stuff happens. And it's always the- Let me go. What is that noise? Let me go into the basement and check. No. Go get a hotel and then pipe bomb your basement. If you hear a noise down there, whatever it is. Or move.

Secret tunnel? Move. Move. Yeah, move. Well, don't move in. I'm saying, like, if you're going to move in, if you're going to go check what the noise is. And it's always the dad who gets, like, really obsessed. And then ends up, like, the wife is, like, stop becoming so obsessed.

And the dad is like, I can't. Here's my favorite part of this movie. My favorite type of shows or movies are when the characters at the opening are lively and chipper, and you watch them burn out, like, little cigarettes throughout the show. Every horror movie. Yeah. What else did I describe it as? Absolutely demolished by the plot line, drained by the situation,

falling apart like an old rotten paper straw, starting out so full of life and looking almost dead by episode four. That is my favorite type of character development. I want them to be absolutely Mr. Crabbs draining those jellyfish in that factory drained. Connor, that's almost, I think you just described every horror movie, so I would encourage you to explore that genre. A lot of questions were left unanswered, and I'm not going to. to ask them because I'm going to give everybody a week to watch.

Okay. Because normal people, normal people probably can't finish this entire show. I will say something I learned. Mia Farrow is one of the main girls in it. She was in Harry Potter, right? No, no, no. She's the, like, creepy one with the braids that live next door.

I didn't realize she's, like, she was Woody Allen's ex-wife and Mews. And that's whose daughter. Woody Allen is currently married to. Like that whole situation. Weird. It's her. She should be the muse for. And I never put a face to that name until now.

So scary. That's the horror movie. Yeah. Okay. Another thing. Wow. Where does the time go when you're having fun? I don't know.

We've been having a blast today, but we actually have not. I'd like to open our collective notes app that we have because we both had like a pretty hard time. deciphering what we put in our notes out. I want to talk about James Corden really quick. Oh, before we do that. Because I think that that's like a good one as it develops.

Let's go. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Let's jump in. Okay. Let's dive in. Yeah. James Corden, if you didn't hear, was yesterday exposed, quote, unquote, by the owner of this restaurant in Soho in New York City, Balthazar. Yeah.

Have you ever been there? Yeah, I have. I sat next to. uh, Joe Jonas when I was there. And that was like seeing dolphins in the wild. It was like, like sitting next to Joe Jonas. I was like, I didn't realize you were real. Oh, that's what I wanted to say about these shows.

I think I'm watching too much TV because did you know yesterday? I forgot murderers were real. And I didn't know that. Like I was like, been watching so much TV. Like, Dahmer and Little Hot, what is this? The Watcher. I'm like, I was just out walking around last night. Like, I was going to go get a milkshake.

And I was like, Oh, these are not characters and they're not... If TV is making me forget that, like, there's evil afoot, I got to take a step back and start watching Seinfeld again. Right. Well, you're watching New Girl. Yeah. So Palat Cells with an episode of New Girl before you go into the next murder.

Yeah. I'm all about pallet cleansing with a comedy. Me too. It's a good chase. Anyways, TV host James Gordon is briefly banned from New York City Restaurant over abusive behavior. Okay, so this guy, Keith, he owns Balthazar, which is like... like a, I've been, I thought it was really good, but apparently when I posted a tweet recently that said, hey guys, I'm looking for recommendations for a shitty but expensive restaurant to

recommend to an enemy. Any recommendations, everyone was like Balthazar because it's like duchy and expensive and apparently not that good. I really enjoyed my meal and thought it was cool. What'd you got to eat? I got something absurd. I either got ox. I think I got ox tail or something.

Whoa. It was really good. You're very adventurous when you eat. Yeah. That's recent though Anyways, so Let's see So basically this guy is just like

He was really abusive to the wait staff He said some absurd shit He's I got really hung up on the fact That his wife had ordered Just egg yoke And not egg white For her meal

And that was It didn't It came out with a little bit A little bit of egg white in it Yeah And that was the end for James Well she should obviously go to You think she deserves jail

For She deserves jail most in this scenario, you think? No, I think the thing is, I already, like, wasn't, like, the biggest James Gordon fan. I think that I've made that pretty clear. But I think if you're rude to wait stuff, like, you deserve to jail. Hell. I think that's a citizen's arrest type situation where it's like... You deserve to be spending the rest of your life in living spaces in purgatory.

You deserve... Yeah, he deserves to go into timeout in, like, a big way and, like, think about what he's done. Because he's a big freaking baby. Well, this is, like, I'm an avid-in-a-d-reter, and... And he's just like time after time after time. It's like James Corden is a menace to society. Like I think if I had to pick the, like my understanding of the worst celebrity in Hollywood, it would be James Corden just based off of what I've heard.

James Corden, Miles Teller, Anna Kendrick. Those are like the things I've heard the worst things about. But James even like more so. Well, like, yeah, he was just like a dick to these people. And then there were other things that have come out now. And like nothing is. Nothing is as bad as being rude to wait stuff that's like beyond to me, but there was stuff about him on a plane and this woman comes up with a crying baby and he just puts his stuff on and ignores her. And then she's trying to hold the baby and get her stuff out of the top thing.

And he's just fully not looking. And the lady's like, hey, can you hold the fucking baby while I get the stuff out? And it was his wife. And he was fully like trying not, like trying to ignore. Like it wasn't. And everyone around was like, who is this woman with like a screaming baby? like James Gordon is going to get so mad he put on his headphones, whatever.

So there's just like a bunch of weird stuff that he like... I just don't understand. Like it's one thing to be the worst person in the world. It's another thing to just like not even try to hide it as a celebrity. Yeah. Like especially when your persona is like fun and goofy. Like why would you want everybody to know how much you suck?

I think I... Oh. So he gets banned from... this restaurant and then this morning he gets unbanned from this restaurant. Really? Yes. And that's why Grace Koolen Schmidt was outside with a sign that said this is historical time and I saw you like that post. Oh, I didn't get it. I just like everything she does. That's really funny. I know. Keith the, yeah, that was why she was there. She said this is one of the most on it, right? She is too good. Um, basically Keith, this guy said that James had called him and apologized profusely. Okay, James

unbanned from New York City's Balthazar after he apologized profusely, owner says, after calling him the most abusive customer. So this is, chiching, chiching, chiching. He paid that, you think? Why is the owner of Balthazar accepting the apology for him being rude to the wait staff? Anyways. Forgiveness? I don't know. He believes in second chances. But if you take a look at this guy, Keith's Instagram, it is beyond unhinged, the stuff that he puts on.

I think I took screenshots this morning. just the stuff he posts is let me pull it up so I can stop talking he posted oh here it is Keith McNally NYC so he's just posting screenshots he posted something of just Kate Middleton's face and said Kate Middleton is 40 today I'm sure the Duchess is a good person but she seemed boring as hell despite what her battalion of PR people claim is completely without charisma just like random stuff like that like he just seems like

that seems a little valid yeah but what like post a picture of like the sunset I don't know I kind of like the vibe no I do too actually now that you say that yeah just like say what you're thinking yeah it just seems like this is his spam his fan circle yeah

yeah but it's not at the end of the day like you run a company but this is this restaurant James Gordon just embarrassed a shit out of like Yeah. What you're going to... We talked about two late night hosts. Oh, yeah. If you had to rank your favorite late night hosts, the least favorite.

Who would you do? I love ranking games. Yeah, it would all be Fart City for me. You think they're all Fart City? Yeah. You love Seth. Meyer? Yeah.

Oh, I forgot he's a late night. Yeah. Number one beyond. Yeah. Like, all of the rest are below hell for me. You think? Yeah. I think Seth.

as one. I don't hate. Seth doesn't put on any personality for it, you know? Yeah, he's just a good guy. He's just like a good dude. He's a good conversationalist. Seth Myers. Seth Myers would love to get him on the pod.

Seth Myers? Seth Myers, you are always welcome here. This is a Seth Meyer. This is a Seth Meyer's stand account. Safe space. This is a Seth Meyer's stand account. Stan account. This is, I don't know.

Speak, okay, so I want to just go straight from straight from this. douche wagon, straight into Harry Stiles, and what is her name, Olivia Wilde? Because Olivia Wilde, wait, so Harry Seals is good friends with, what's his name? James Corden. Yeah, that's a good point. What's up with Harry Seals surrounding himself with like the most bizarre, like, problematic people and then him not saying a word as if he's Jasper from the watch. I don't know why he's surrounding himself with these types of people, but I do think he doesn't say anything. I think he has full on PTSD from One Direction. and just being his every move being scrutinized, especially with the whole Larry situation.

So I think now he's just like, I'm not saying a thing. I don't want it. I think it's absolutely. You think it's intentional? No, I think it's really funny. Because he gets to go to sleep every night and be like, Olivia is like probably rolling and taking a drink and like, oh, fuck, like I'm again in the media.

Like James Gordon's like, fuck, he's just skipping around. What would he say, though? Bell bottom jeans. Just like I love these people? Yeah, maybe sticking up for his friends would be of interest. I don't think I would do that. I mean, I wouldn't either. Yeah.

Just something to think about. I just think it's interesting that, I don't know, all this stuff. Like, I wonder if Jason Cedakis would fight Harry Styles if they had like, you think? Not to be like, oh, I've heard this and this, this is about this person. Also heard horrid things about Jason. Yeah. Horrid. from people that have worked close to them. Oh, that's, oh yeah, I heard that. Yeah. That sucks.

This one sucks and I'm actually going to choose to ignore it. With Jason? Oh, I think just like bad news, bears. Yeah. Well, Jason, apparently, I don't know if everyone saw these texts to from the nanny to, or no, from the nanny, from Jason to the nanny. Yeah. Who was, by the way, doing a tell-all. On Daily Mail. On daily mail. The only place that we get our news is Snapchat Discover page in DailyMell. ex-nanny tells how smitten Olivia Wilde broke up with devastated Jason Sondagas just weeks after she began filming don't worry darling with area styles and Palm Springs how was the nanny not scared shitless about the trouble that she's going to get in I'm telling you I'm scared to say anything on this podcast which compared to the Daily Mail not a lot of people listen to not to put us down at all

um okay yeah yeah I just don't know like But we didn't sign an NDA to live with a family of A-LIS. No, I'm just saying the ego on this nanny. I think she's, I think she may be found safe haven in the Daily Mail. Someone at the Daily Mail high up is protecting her. But all these texts are, she leaked all her texts with Olivia and with Jason, I guess. But I'm just like the only one that really faith me.

I mean, I just saw the Jason with the salad. The one that really fazed me is when Jason was like, Olivia left the kids alone to be with Harry. And to make it worse, the make matters worse, she took the salad dressing. That's the one that I think is like. She left. This is from Jason.

She left. She left. Nanny. I don't get it. Before bed? Jason. She left them wide awake, sitting in Daisy's bed. After shaming.

Is this Ryan Murphy writing this script? After shaming me for not going to Kansas and not wearing a mess. Yes. Redacted. They're white awake. I'm in shock. This is crazy. She just left them.

Nanny. I'll come put Daisy down. Jason took her salad and dressing and left them. I'm so sorry. Are you actually here? Nanny, that's okay. It's just like the icing on the cake on top of leaving the kids alone. Is the salad?

Not only the salad. The dressing as well. I think that maybe this dressing was like something that they had co-created and it was like their thing and she's like... It's like the ultimate stab in the back. Or do you think that it's a euphemism? Well, that's what people are saying that it's kind of like Taylor's scarf and all too well.

What does the salad dressing represent? I genuinely think she went on some cooking show a few years ago. I was like, this is the salad dressing I use in love. I think they're referring to that, to be quite honest. I don't know. I saw that it's on Dumois as well. I think you sent that to me. All I know is, Mark my word, salad dressing is about to be like the new, like, everyone's going to start making jokes about it.

It's going to become the biggest meme. It's going to be the new, like, I don't want to see. see anything about the salad dressing anymore. Okay. No, I'm just saying that people are going to start getting really frustrated about seeing salad dressing everywhere really soon. It's kind of going to be like the Adam Levine memes. You're going to be like, when will an end?

That was... Mark my words. The day that the next dude cheated on his wife that we got to shift our focus to was the best day of my life because I couldn't do the... That body is fucking absurd. One more of those. I'm so glad we didn't make that edit that you and I were working on for like 10 minutes. Mark my words.

The salad dressing is going to become that kind of meme. Well, I personally, this is, I don't give a shit. And I, this nanny is pretty badass. Like, let's get the nanny on the pod personally. Oh. I feel like I'm kind of anti-nanny. I'm anti-nanny. I'm anti-nanny.

The nanny was a great show. No, no, no, no. My favorite show. Grand dresser. By the way, guess who I'm being for Halloween? Could it? Me? Maybe.

The nanny, Fran Drescher? Maybe, I don't know. She's still at it. She's still being friend. She looks better than ever. Have you seen her recently? Oh, I feel like I maybe send you her posts, but what was I talking about? I don't know.

Oh, I'll tell you exactly why I'm anti-nanny. As somebody who worked in child care. Yeah. I am only caring about the kids, to be quite frank. Yeah. You are contributing to making these kids' lives more of a mess. blowing up their personal lives. Yeah, no, I agree.

So I can't stand, unfortunately. I think, do you think she got paid to release that stuff? I think she got paid to release it, but I can't imagine she got paid more than breaking the NDA was worth. One lawyer against Jason St. Vegas and Olivia Wilde. I can't even imagine. I'm anti-nanny. In this situation.

Yeah, no, I'm not anti all nannies. Well, I was just allowing you to clear that up. So that's my favorite show. The nanny battalion didn't come at your throat. To be frank, I have to pee. So bad that it's like becoming like a medical

life-threatening. Well, why don't you go pee and I'll wrap up here? Well, I don't want you to wrap up with that. Do you feel confident wrapping up without me? I'm just going to remind everybody that we have bonus content coming up right after that. Okay. And I think in the bonus, we didn't get to anything we wanted to talk about like in at all.

So maybe we could unpack. Oh, look, there's con. That's what I want our merch to be, by the way. Is you in those, what are they called? Lamb balls. Yeah. Bare paws. Bear paws.

Um, yeah. Anyway, I am going to P. Thank you so much for coming. Oh my God. Someone's using my credit card. Really? Damn. They've called me three times.

Domino's in Ohio. Damn. It's going to a good cause at least. Well. So you wrap up here. everyone feel free to join us in the bonus episode McDonald's in Ohio as well Connor's going to get this sorted out

I'm hungry I'm having that is not me guys we're going to continue talking in the bonus episode but before I leave you I want everyone to take this time feel the space around you feel that if you're sitting

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