Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Give Mama The Pole

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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Possessed, yes. The word that I couldn't find to possess. The word is possessed. And it was really. unsettling. Totally. I've been having weird dreams about my family too. But I wake up to a text for my mom that's like, hi, I haven't seen you in a while. We should plan a trip or maybe like, I don't know, like all this really like weird, almost like AI scripted text. Yeah, like the demon had the phone. Like the demon. Yeah. North posted this. Yeah, I didn't even realize. So now I'm kind of like doubly freaked out that now we're saying into

realities that we're not a part of. Yeah. I've been thinking about keeping a dream. journal because my dreams have been so weird and like obviously I needed another journal on top of the 18 I'm already keeping up with I think dream journal could be necessary yeah like feels like I mean yeah it's already ordered yeah when I said I'm thinking about getting one the orders placed baby okay yeah it's another Hovenici just the lined notebook for now when someone tells you about their dream do you care at all like when I just started to tell you where you're just like oh my God I'm thinking about my journals I'm I would say I you've had you've had a few you've had a few dreams that have made me laugh but typically I only care about someone else's dream if I'm in it which is just like or it's like really funny but like I'm happy to people cared about my turtles dream when I told them about the turtles or one that you can analyze yeah but no I mean I always care it's just like some are definitely more interesting than other I like when people are like oh you had a dream that your hair is falling out your teeth are falling out that's anxiety and I'm like I'm like

I had a dream that my mom was trying to kill my family and they're like, I don't know what that could be. Well, here's the thing, Connor. Someone will let us know. But, like, why does, like, my hair falling out in my dream mean I'm pregnant, but my mom murdering my family means nothing to anybody? You guys don't bat an eye. It will. And she physically texted me.

Like, why is my dream making me not trust my mom? Dreams are really something. To me, they're powerful. Yeah, they are very powerful. There's so many people that are like, I had a dream about someone I hadn't seen in like 10 years and then I saw them the next day at Disney World. Yeah. Weird. Weird.

We can leave it there. You know how we're always talking about how our phones are probably reading our minds? They are. There's a darker reality that I just figured out. What? I don't think like our microphone, you know how we're always like, okay, like we're looking for answers. So we like kind of like plant seeds for our mic. Yeah.

And I never get those ads when I'm like, oh, I want to blah, blah, blah. cheap flights to Bermuda, cheap flights to Bermuda, and never picks up on that. I think it goes so much deeper that what I'm looking at on my phone is actually influencing my subconscious to what I end up talking about. It's a cycle? Yeah. I think it's going, I think they reverse engineered. Interesting.

Yeah. That reminds me of something that I wanted to tell you. I'm right here. Do you know anything about the internet and like where it comes from? Can I guess? Yeah. You're never going to get this. No, I might.

It's a series of channels. That might be. But like, what is the source of the channels? What is the source of the internet? Yeah, it's a physical thing. No. Is it like a tree of life situation? Simular.

Simular. There is an origin that is a physical thing. It has to be, like, if I'm being realistic, I want to have fun with this. You know, you know I want to have fun with this. Like, so bad let my hair down. Nutraful style and like have fun longer, thicker, stronger. Yes. That won't kill me.

Happen. Okay. But it has to be a data center in the Antarctic. So close. Really? Kind of. Is it underwater? Connor.

What? Yeah. No, Atlantis? There is an Atlantic cable running the length of the ocean. I think the Atlantic that is. just is the internet. It's at the bottom of the ocean floor. That's where our internet is. It's a cable. What is it doing down there? That's just the internet. Okay, but I can't get service upstairs in my house, but like it's on the ocean floor. Lift it up. I don't get it at all. And obviously,

this has to be the truth because I saw it on TikTok. I would like to double check. Okay. I would like a second opinion. Completely believe you. Don't fully need to double check. If we're at lunch and I didn't feel like opening my phone to access the bottom of the ocean, I would just move forward, But we're here. Yeah, might as well. Check this out. Submarine fiber optic cables. That was the word I was looking for when I said series of channels.

I met fiber optic cables. I promised you I did me. Listen, I knew what you meant. Okay. I did me that. Often no thicker than a garden hose are the backbone of the internet. The backbone of the internet. Well, gosh, thank you fiber optic cables for carrying the whole team on your back.

Literally. Listen to this. Carrying over 99% of international data across the ocean floor. These cables connect continents span over 1.4. million kilometers in total and transmit massive amounts of data at the nearly the speed of light. Like, hi. Like, I'm on my phone right now, or just not now, but every other second of the day, thanks to this cable on the bottom of the ocean floor, which I never knew about. How, and it's the size of a garden hose? No thicker than a garden hose.

Hey. Is that not crazy? No, it is crazy. Is that, crazy? Is that, Is there only one? There's only one hose? It definitely spans continents. But is there several? It's a good question. I mean, like, sorry. Oh, there's over 570 in-service submarine cable systems worldwide with an additional 81 planned.

But I was watching this TikTok about when they planted the first one. They were just literally like planting a cable on the bottom of the ocean floor and then we had internet. I'm sure they're a little bit more went into it. but whoa. No, but whoa. Anyway, I thought you should know. No, thank you. It looks like the thing you plug into your wall

when you're setting up spectrum. It is completely the thing that you plug into your wall. But just think about it in the ocean. It is completely insane that because they put a garden hose at the bottom of the ocean, I have to spend three hours on the phone of the Spectrum customer service.

Like, I why is that so hard, but it seems to be pretty easy that they did this win, 1858? Also, my understanding is that like technology you can't get wet. Oh. So like, why is our, like, biggest source? Oh.

In the water. We're completely vulnerable. I guess it's because it's encased in, like, more of a hose material. But what does it plug into? Yeah. I feel like that's like, yeah. I don't know. We are.

This is why, like, we need to have, like, a Hank green onset at all times. You know? Because it's like, what are you plugging into? What are you plugging? Like, where does the hose go? I don't know. Oh my gosh. This is amazing.

I've never heard of this. Plug into the specialized coastal facility called cable landing stations. We've gotten that now we've we've we've gotten away from our I really just was fascinated by the host piece. I know. And then it's like too difficult to start to think about thinking about. Buried under the beach. It's kind of dangling there just in the Atlantic. So you're telling me if I dug for a sandcastle I could hit the cable.

Like everyone's thinking about digging to China like hi, let's try digging to the cable landing stations. for once. I agree. So anyway, I just wanted to let you know. Nice out. Like not to just go there already. This is where my mind's been in the past week,

but like when we think about our future. I don't want to. I don't either. You think I do? Does this not leave us a bit vulnerable for several things to happen to us negatively? if our entire kind of like network and livelihood is in the size of a hose. Well, at least there's 570 plus. There's also 570 plus like people that I could think of.

Maybe if we sat here for long enough, I can think that. And I'm like, everyone gets a hose. I also don't think it's like easy to access, you know. I don't think just anyone could like access the ocean floor. No, but they could access the beach. I don't know. The landing station. The landing station.

Seems a bit vulnerable. We just, we just, we just Googled it. Via, via the cable. We don't, we just, like,

we don't know enough about the cables to know if, like, does just anyone know where they are? That's a good question too. Like, this is something that I don't get. But the thing is,

with enough charisma, I feel like we could find out. I feel like if we, if we, if we kind of like wind and dying, someone that knew where the landing station was, like,

they would let us know where the cable is. But, like, way that you could get all 570. People have collected 570 of many things across the world.

Tim Dillon would have a heyday with this conversation. Well, hopefully. Tim Tap in. No, all good. On that. Hey, wait, I have a, I have, here I have a bone to pick with the landing station and fiber optic cables. I got cut off by a Waymo

on the way here. Really? And I feel like, this is something that like we would share frustration is in. From my experience, they're like really non-aggressive. I think it got to a point where it also needed to exit at the specific exit that we were at and it cut me right off. But I'm in a Nissan since for this week.

So I'm blasting my music. I'm having a great time. I'm listening to the new Ella Langley song. Choosing Texas? No. Oh my God. There's a new one. And let me calm down.

It's very good. Is it choosing Texas? No, it's, like, is it of that caliber? It's back to life again. Brooke, it is. She's gorgeous. It is, she's about, she's about six or seven years younger than both of us. Don't tell me that.

I wish she was in her 40s. So many people are younger than us. But she's just simply not. It is such a fabulous song. I'm such a huge Ella Langley fan. Like, she's like, she's like really pure. She's like if country music was like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, A, oh my God.

Let me find my words before I started doing that. Like warm glass of milk if I was into that. I'm not, but like a warm drink. She's cozy country. Yeah, she's cozy country. I can tell by the way. I want to listen to this in the bonus because I really love shoes in Texas, which is the one song I know. You are going to cream your jorts. It is such a good song.

Oh, I bet. So I'm pretty, I'm in a good mood coming here. I'm about to exit. And then the way milk cuts me off. I'm like not necessarily. road ragey, but the fact that I didn't have the option to provide feedback to someone, even just thumbs down. Yeah, it made me more mad.

So like when we talk about AI and things like taking your jobs, let it know that it's also taking very base level human experiences away from you too and expressions of emotions. I had to just bottle that. So later on, when I get really mad at a gate agent at the airport, like, blame it on Waymo. Well said. Taking away some of that human experience. Yeah. You've had some really powerful statements about AI that have like kind of influenced me.

I'm like very, very scared and upset by AI recently. Yeah, I got that. Yeah. And I feel like there's a lot of other things happening that have now like shifted my focus. I do want to say just suggestion from Waymo. like if you can provide a how am I doing number on the back so that I can cuss at one of your customer service employees like on behalf of the car driving not their fault at all obviously but I need an outlet yeah would be nice or maybe you guys love technology put a hologram up there I'll flick off

the hologram I hate to say it but like this is where journaling comes in handy I can't journal period like on the move oh you're saying you were going to call customer service like in that moment hey Siri call customer call 818 okay 747 3363 Hi, what the fuck was that all about? You can text a voice journal in your notes up. Yeah, that might be a good move. Anyways, yeah, so the AI thing has been scaring me. You know what they had at the airport?

What? A build-a-bear vending machine and the bears just come out through that hole. And there's no building involved? No, AI is not only taking your jobs and taking your human experience, they're taking away. I don't think that's AI. That's just a machine. I have trouble with distinguishing. Me too.

Because sometimes I'll, like, share something and someone. someone's like you're a horrible person this is AI and it's like I truly didn't know you there it is that disturbed me to my actual physical core that looks like um that's like if I looked in the zoo and there was a sea otter vaping yeah that's felt the same to me that's just bear who's building the bear that's just a bear that's just a bear that's just a bear yeah that's just a bear oh my god I wish I had saved my build to bear we should go to build a bear I would like nothing would make me happier and I wish, I guess, like, there should be more places where you can make your own stuff, like the Luby's Carmen Journal making, like, just like, I want to be making my own stuff.

Even if it's like clothes, like I want to go to a place where like, sure, maybe there's just like a blank t-shirt, but let me decide what I want to put on it. Brooke yearns for the sweatshop. No, it's not, it's not quite that I'm yearning for the sweatshop. It's that I'm yearning to have more creative outlets while spending money, which I, something I also like to do. Also, third spaces. That gives you a third space.

Like, you don't necessarily want to order the DIY kit and sit at home and do it. You want to go to a physical brick and mortar place, have someone instruct you how to do it, have the community of people around you. Build a bear. Key piece about that, show me what to do. I told you when I went to build my own journal the other day and it was scan the QR code to watch a video on how to build it. I can't fault.

That's not the type of instruction that my brain can process. I need hand over hand. hands on you want an expert in the field physically there do not give me a YouTube video that's something I can do at home I want your words in my ears and your hands on my hands

take the ropes and show mama don't give mama the fish teach her how to fish yeah give her the pull yeah give mama the pole yeah give mama the pole

hand the pull to mama now mama's term with the pole so anyway completely aligned with you I'm glad. I'm feeling aligned with you today. Oh, awesome. Yeah.

I love when that happens. No, it's awesome. Oh, it's awesome. And we have been spending time together. We went to the Miley, we went to the Han Montana 20th anniversary. We did. Much to unpack.

I mean, I just have two things to unpack. Yeah, I was thinking I don't have too many. But what are the two you have? I have a carry on here. One, watch this film. It is so, like, I was taken aback only because, I'm watching this and Miley's Harris is sitting,

we go to the premiere, Miley's Cyrus is sitting there with us. And it's loud because of how funny she was. She could have been a comedy special. They should have called it the Han Montana comedy special. It was so funny. She is so funny.

She's amazing. She is so real. So that was great. I think the opening I do want to touch on just like her coming out and she talks. She says like, I have nothing planned. The end.

of her intro to the thing was so like abrupt for where we were and I don't think it was intentional and I know like a lot of like press outlets are like Miley Cyrus shades Alex Cooper in the it basically like she came out and she's saying like Alex was a bigger fan there's no one I trusted more with hosting this this show and I was so excited to give it to you guys

and then she's like and Alex got a little bit of money and she moved right next to me, and I knew she knew where I lived because she interviewed me five years before at my house. So that's pretty creepy. And I think it was just like, if you know Miley-Saris at all,

she's just straightforward. That is her love language. There's no depth. Is it picking on people lovingly? Yeah. I don't think it landed with the audience of people trying to clock it, but. No, people are like twisting her intentions.

Yeah. Like that's, I just like, because I know her so well. Me too. Exactly. After everything. Yeah. That is how. She likes, like, poking fun of people.

It landed with us. We were laughing. Yeah. When you were in the room like the two of us were and you're that close with Miley, you know what she's saying. Yeah. And these media outlets, they weren't there, you know. It's all a hearsay.

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Yeah, that was my next piece. Chapel in the special, bad timing, of course. Just absolutely abhorrent timing. Just the intro to like all these people. Because like she brings out Selena Gomez and it's like, oh, okay.

And she brings out her papa. And it's like, okay, this makes sense. And then it's like, and now this next person just unbelievable that they're here and I'm like Michelle Obama I'm not like who could it be Chaparone comes out complete

crickets in the crowd like not even a cricket made a noise everyone went ooh and it was just quite like everyone else got a clap because everyone was in the room all these people were in the room nothing for Chapel and then

I think I think if Dave Chappelle was announced as the next person on the special, like people would have clapped. Nothing, nothing for Chapel Rhone. She's not going through, uh, she's not going through a good time right now. No. And more is coming out on that too, which we can, but basically chapel's thing when

she came in was like, I just want to thank you. I grew up watching you. All these things. Miley's obviously just like, oh, I'm so thankful that you're here. So sweet. And Chapel's like, you walk so I could run. You worked so hard to make sure that when, in the space wouldn't be

attacked on red carpets and now I don't have to go through that and everyone was someone goes in the room and then everyone starts laughing and I was just like I'm sinking in my seat I'm looking at you you're like doing the same thing

but it was just like oh what what? You know what got me more about that than her saying like now I don't have to worry if someone told me that I walk so they could run. I want to quickly touch on that too. I would say, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. I was sprinting. I wouldn't say I walked. No.

Like that, to me, I would have taken that as an insult. I would say Miley Cyrus ran so Chapel could kind of just like walk around. Kind of enjoy the time. I would have told Miley, you sprinted so I could crawl. For 20 years. So obviously, like, it's a common expression. Chapel, like, I don't mean to be hard on her. She didn't, she meant to, it as a compliment, of course.

Truly, it should be ran so I could walk. But I would have easier for me. Yeah. I would have been like, ah, ye. Miley's not like that. No, Miley's great. No, not my, not Miley. But it's just, it's an interesting expression.

Less about chapel and more about the expression. itself. Like, I don't, I don't think it lands. I used it yesterday in the exact same way. And I said walk so I could, ran so I could walk. And I was like, oh, that's not right. I think it's inherently putting down the person you're saying walked. Yeah. Wow. Because you're like, you walked. Because it implies that the person who ran is like a bigger, you know. I think it implies that like you walked so I could run. Like, you like planted the seed so that I could really take off. It's like kind of what. Do we have an opposite? Because that. doesn't make any sense that anyone would ever say that.

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think it doesn't make sense. Like, I think it should be something. I think it should be something else. Unless you mean it like that. Like, sometimes it makes sense. Like, it'll be like... You did these little things so I could do these massive things?

Usually when I say you walked, when I say this person walked so this person could run, and I wish I had a good example, the person that walked just didn't really take off enough, but the person who ran did. you know yeah yeah yeah because it implies like this person walked is like inherently like lesser than run i'm having a hard time with my tenses i know i know what you do you know what i'm saying i mean it's difficult but i hope y'all can understand what i'm saying it's just i just think we need a new

expression yeah can you give me a second to think of an example yeah maybe like neopets walked so that Webkins could run. Like, we started getting interested with neopets, but then things really blew up with Webkins. Yeah. You know, it implies that the second thing, the latter, is the one that really took off. Aligned. Who gives a fuck.

Who cares, though? Okay. That's it. And then I watched the Hannah Montana movie last night because I was in the mood. Why are you laughing? I'm saying my favorite part. You'll get it. If you watch show, skip 30 seconds.

if you care to not hear it. Favorite part in the whole film. Taylor Swift. The Hannah Montana movie when she says we were looking for someone who, and I'm just going to be frank here, would perform in a barn.

I was like, oh shit. That makes so much more sense. I thought she said bar. Barn. That makes so much more sense. I mean, it was the funniest. And then it was Taylor Swift. She was like, quite frankly at the time,

that was Taylor Swift. It was just so funny She's so funny She's so funny She was talking as a Just like frankly Like as a like a 12 year old just being like I dated Dylan Spouse

And I was like bring Cole I love the way she was talking about Having a crush on everyone Because like that is what She was 12 She was like 11 Like that is what you're That's all you're thinking about

I'm not gonna go through all the things She said that were so funny But she was nonstop about her crushes Which I loved That like love triangle she had as Hannah Montana and it was that Jake and I don't know the other one Jesse Jesse and Jake was there Jake Ryan Jake Ryan was there Jake Ryan was there except right in front of us in line at the I kept pointing I was like um-mm and he's he's like tiny and Burnett so kind of like

unclocable but he had a bodyguard no he didn't he did it yes no he was wondering around alone all night no his bodyguard was nearby oh I didn't see the bodyguard I'm glad you didn't that means he was his duty. But that's fun. That was so fun. I'm so glad we did that. Me too. I freaking love Hannah.

My shirt, so I wore a shirt there. I loved your shirt. My shirt was great, but it photographed as if I was pregnant. And it was a structural integrity of the shirt itself because it was cropped. And it had a very stiff, stiff life about it. And did you see? I loved everything about your shirt. Did you see?

It was cropped. Yeah. Anyways. It made me. look, I mean, you can kind of zoom there if you want to. I did look super, super second try. Oh my God. I was sobbing about my hair. Can you, are you able to zoom? No, it looks great. No, I look like, oh, I see. I'm housing like, like, I'm about to pop, but in my upper abdomen. I look really good there. Yeah. Anyways, it was the shirt, but that was really fun. I haven't gone to

something like that in a long time. Yeah, it was really, really fun. And I love the people watching. Oh, my God. Like, I had one of those moments that I was just like, if little Brooke, if I could tell her. Because someone from across the room was like, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke. I mean, that's like my close personal friend, David Archiletta. Yeah, I saw you get stopped by him.

So I'm just like, that's my, like, my brother. And if I could tell Little Brooke that, like, like, your brother's reaching out to you with the Hannah Montana premiere like come on man like that's like it's those things to me that are just like come on man come on man what like what are you talking about anyway it made me happy to to to look back wait it seems like nothing changed day to day it seems like nothing changes but look back nothing's the same no even like a it could feel like nothing changes in a year, but like if I tell my year ago self,

like everything that's happened, it's so a good amount. Sure. That's why it's important in a journal. Yes. I'm about to fill up my first. Are you close to the mic? I'm so sorry.

No, not at all. No, thanks for checking. I wasn't even remotely close to it. No worries. I don't care at all. I'm going through something like really, really shitty. What?

Washington's going to feel like my sour cream didn't come when like... No, so much. So much. my God, tell me. I have a new celebrity crush. Can I let me think. No, I don't want you to.

Here's the bad part. You know them? No, it's not a new celebrity crush. It's always been like someone I've been interested in, but it's flared recently. And I can't talk about it because it is someone that we're, like, we have probably been in a room with, will be in a room with way too close to us. And it just always feels like when this happens, because it's happened before. It feels like I have to throw up and I can't get it out

When I can't talk about my celebrity crush That's not like you're telling me I can't post about this person Oh, I see 15 times a day I feel like I'm gonna throw up and I it's not coming It's like in my throat Can you give me a hand? I mean I'll tell you later but it's just like I'm it sucks Because I'm consuming so much content of this person

Oh I know who it is No you don't It's just so so hard for me But hey man that's what journals are for Am I right brother But just now it's like this has happened before and it'll happen again and I hate it. I hate it. It feels it feels inauthentic and it makes me feel nauseous. Just now I'm like exploding. Sorry. It's all right. I wish I had something happening in my personal life at all, but it's just not. Nothing's happening at all. All my stuff is like related to the headlines. Like I'm just being affected by. The news. Yeah.

I've been kind of depressed. I don't know why. Just like my house is really dirty and it's like it overwhelms me to even like think about picking something up. Totally. I get that. I, my landlord, I don't know if I told this last week, but like I'm obviously going to move like, love my apartment, but I just just like, it's not right for me.

And my landlord goes, hey, what have you stay? Did I tell you this? Yeah. I say, I'm not going to stay. Like, you're raising the rent. She goes, what if we don't raise the rent? I say, I'm not. And like it's just wrong for me.

And she goes, okay, then we'll be over. We'll be over to do a walkthrough on Sunday. And I was like, I'm out of town until Wednesday and my place has been, I came into, unpacked, packed, came, the suitcase. And she goes, we're doing it Sunday. I go, enjoy the space. Yeah. Not your fault.

She goes in. She does walk through. I get a text from her long. I'm assuming it's going to be like, how are you living like this? She's asking me, what can we do to make? the unit better so that you stay what's going on i don't know something like i'm getting love bombed by my landlord right yeah i don't know and i haven't also your apartment is incredible it's not like someone else is not going to want that pretty immediately yeah well i think that i i think that i got sucker punch to be

honest like when i signed the lease like she because i was i was desperado what do you mean sucker punch like it's too expensive yeah probably like you're paying yeah so i'm going to be like you could you could lower the rent. I don't know what else they could do. You can't make it. If she lowered it by like a lot, would you say? Yeah. Tell her.

Give her a number and then she won't meet it. And that's that. End of conversation. It's crazy that almost everything in the world is negotiable. I wouldn't say that. What is not? Like you can't just go to like urban outfitters and be like, I will do 10.

I'll give you 10. I promise you? There's not. You can't do that at like a corporation. You think the 16 year old. cashiers at urban outfitters wouldn't take a little bribe for you to shoplift they're shoplifting i believe that they are really strict there like that's the type of place where like you at urban outfiters taking their job very seriously yes no they're not i disagree no i really think that

you can get it you can get i got i'm trying to think of something else i negotiated i just love saying i'll walk I'll walk I love when Like I would love to watch you do that I'll walk and then I'm sure the person's just like Okay bye I just I think in some sense of the word Everything is negotiable

Okay I disagree Give me another example Your bill at the hospital I'll walk And it's like okay Well send you the bill That's a perfect example

Health care is negotiable There's so many bills I haven't paid From the doctor That's not a negotiable that's just you committing negligence. No, it's not. Because they keep giving me $28 discounts month over month. Please pay this.

And I'm like, no, I'll walk. Listen, like I... I guess the only example of all walk that wouldn't work is if you're in the hospital because you broke your legs. I am like in alignment with you that like I'm also not paying those. But it's not, it doesn't feel like a negotiation. Well, someone, the price is getting changed. The rent is too damn high. I don't know, man.

The buses are nasty. You thought we wasn't going to steal the bus? Wow, I just said three of those in a row. That was pretty good. I didn't recognize any of them. I know. I've been online recently. I am so proud of myself.

Yeah. And this is so sad to even say, but I'm so proud of the amount of TV I've been able to watch recently. Really great. Just because it means my attention span is coming back a little bit. Because, you know, I couldn't do something,

anything longer than six minutes. You know it's negotiable? Your attention span. Okay, sure. I watched Rooster Yeah, what did you think? I mean, I just love Steve more than life itself He's looking good

He, listen Looks are the least important My mic is limp It's slipping away from me His looks are the least important thing about him Yeah Looks like freaking incredible Do you agree what I said

About it being like kind of a hybrid character About like him being a little serious But a little bit kind of Michael Scott? Yes, because there's a Like a sadness there that I didn't that Michael didn't have Michael was more delusion and this character is more like oh he's a little bit like broken I I would say that looking deeper Michael Scott did make me more upset on a deep deep I'm depressed level just because of the delusion but like you could tell it was like

oh my gosh 40 year old virgin IRL type type beat no Michael I think Michael was not a four year old virgin well when you like I don't know that something made me very very deeply upset about Michael Scott. Yeah, of course, but like it's a it's a different upset. It's like it's hard to explain almost, isn't it? It was like, it was like I want you to continue living in this delusion, but the world doesn't say for you, Michael Scott. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I wouldn't want someone normal to go over to oh my God, he's been in every movie that is a perfect example, like a dinner for schmucks. I wouldn't want Michael Scott to go to dinner for schmucks. Yes. No, Michael Scott is like a little bit like clueless, whereas this guy is more like intentionally sad.

I wonder if Steve Correll could ever get into this studio. He's promoting this show. We've been promoting it for free. Connor, I love you and I love this podcast. We can't get Steve Currell. I'm going to put it out there. Steve Carrell is coming on the podcast.

He doesn't just go on podcast. He went on Amy Poller's podcast because that's Amy Polar. We are almost there. No, baby. You're like doing Michael Scott's illusion. We're almost there. Come on out. But I mean, I just, I would watch anything Steve is in.

I'm not a thousand percent convinced with this show yet, but Steve's just incredible and I would watch anything. Courtney's in it. Our friend. I just saw that. I know. That's insane. I actually didn't know that. But it was still, when I saw her, I was like, whoa.

When I promoted the show, I didn't know that. I was really like, whoa. I know. That's a big one. She's so good. She looks so good in that. other TV Do you realize euphoria

comes out April 12th And no one cares Why? Well they released the poster And it fully looked like one battle After another I was like this is like a joke And it was pop bass

I didn't even see that It's really funny It's like desert themed And it's like Zendaya at the top And then like Jacob already on the side Like yeah like look at this It doesn't that's not euphoria

Oh that's not euphoria It's too light Oh my God Cassie I can't Not Why is that so neat? Right. You know what it feels like? None of these people filmed at the same time type vibe. Yeah, they know they're all, yeah, totally agreed.

They're all photoshopped in there from a different timeline. Right. And I like, you know what I want to do? What? I want to start season one again. This is what I did when season two came out. I want to watch season one. May God have mercy at the top?

This is not a movie. It's not Dunker. No, and look, Jesus saves. There's going to be something really religious about it because also you got to have faith as the caption. So I'm sensing a scene. Did they graduate high school? I'm really not following. Yeah.

There's a big time jump. There's a time jump. Okay. I think what I liked about it was that they're all in this like little town. I'm sure they're all still there. They're in the desert. Where the hell did they live? It's impossible to say.

I would say like small town USA. Okay. But it didn't seem desert vibes. so I don't know how they all ended up in like Arizona. This is the last season confirmed, right? 100%. There's no way they could keep going. East Highland, California.

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Jury Duty Season 2. Is it good? That's a really good question. What? It's a good question. You don't know if it's out and you watch it? No, you said, is it good? I said, is it out?

No, you said, is it good. I don't. Is it cake? I don't know. And here's what I'll say about it. First of all, it is insane that they manage to find somebody else who is the same exact level of like good as Ronald was. Is it a girl or a boy? Boy. His name, Anthony is his name. I don't know how they found someone else that is just like so pure of heart. But whoever is casting the heroes, hats off to the chef. We've got another Ronald on our hands. One of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. This season is it takes place at a company retreat. So he's hired as a temp as someone's assistant. And then he comes on the company retreat. And then the guy who's assistant he is has to leave pretty immediately. So he's pretty much in charge of this company retreat at a company that he started out like one day ago. That's so brilliant.

But it is so much more scripted than jury duty season one was. Jury duty season one was very much like slice of life. at the beginning and it didn't start to get ridiculous until like episode four when they were like James Marsden's taking this massive shit and the Noah and Jeannie are soaking and like all this crazy stuff started happening like episode four they are throwing him into the deep end right off the bat episode one and they're having like multiple insane things happen each episode and it's it's almost like too much it's like so unrealistic like I would be like I'm on a TV show within five seconds really And they're also just like, they're just trying to create the office. It is very much like the office. They're doing like so many scenes that like Michael Scott himself like was actually in. Like verbatim pretty much. So am I laughing a lot? Yes. But it's like too ridiculous. Yeah. Like jury duty season one was like believable. And then but this one it's like, uh-uh. I would clock being.

on a show pretty immediately. But I'm still obviously entertained. But I've rewatched season one. I'm really drawn to the guy in the hat here on the left. So he is the boss who had to leave immediately. Oh, that sucks. After doing something that Michael Scott did. And that's what I'll say about that.

Okay. He was kicked out or? No, he left. He vacated on his own free will due to public embarrassment. that he inflicted upon himself. But moral of the stories that I went back and watched season one, that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life. It's a really brilliant concept.

I would recommend going back and watching that. It was even better the second time. Does this feel like Nathan for you? Because it's so... No. Because Nathan for you wasn't scripted. Any part of it, really. Oh, that's true.

This feels really like they scripted a million insane things. and they're doing them all. I see. But I would go back and watch season one if anyone's listening because it's so brilliant. James Marston. He's so good. That man needs to do more comedy. His character in jury duty is one of the greatest characters of all time.

He's so good. He's so good. Remember him rehearsing for Lone Pine the entire time? Yes. Incredible. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good.

I have nothing else to say. Besides he's so good. Me neither really. What else is there to say? About James? Besides he's a freaking cast James Morrison. I walked by him at the Grove last month. Very early.

We were the only, really the only two people in the world in that moment. And it was awesome. The Grove would be a great place to like be whenever everyone else dies. It was literally like. Before people are awake. Yeah, it was me and James against the world. He was like looking at like anywhere but at me. I was eyes like laser beamed.

He was looking at the sky. He was right. Appreciate it, man. Totally. I would do the same thing if I was James. I'm not doing eye contact right now. I started, well, I started watching TV on the treadmill when I have run on treadmill.

It's so awesome to do. Which like made me feel kind of sad because it was like, really I used to listen to music. But now like the easiest way to pass the time is like just more screen time. But they used to be like no screen time vibes. But it's so easy to run when you're watching TV. I started watching DTF St. Louis with Jason Bateman. And who's Velma, O.G. Velma from Scooby-Doo.

Lindsay something. Linda. Linda. Cardalini. Linda Cardolini. And David Harbour. He's so canceled. And I didn't know.

Pedro Bascale, I have not been introduced yet. Richard Jenkins, I have. Joy, I have. It seems really good. It's good, like, mystery vibes. If anyone likes mystery murder vibes, but also, like, with, like, there's comedy and sex. Ooh, that sounds really good. It's down to fuck.

Who's having sex? I'll just give you a premise vibe. Yeah. So Jason and David are, like, in kind of sexually frustrated later in life, married, kind of dead end outside of St. Louis, like, suburbs. They're married to each other? No, no, no. Um, David is married to Linda. That would have been, I would have liked that.

Jason, I don't know. But there's an app called down to, down DTF. Is Jason married? I can't remember. I was, I can't remember. Okay. I think so. I think they're both in marriages.

Yeah, look, that woman plays something with the same last name as him. The blonde. Oh, I guess he is. You haven't, you don't see much of her. But, um, they, he basically, Jason, he's like slimy in this show. It's very unsettling. and David's kind of like a big dufus, big horny dufus.

Oh, he's the B.HD. That would be a good book. Write it. The big horny doofus. Yeah. Brooke is like an extremely like accolated novelist and I'm writing the big horny doofus. Hey guys, my new book came out. The big horny doofs.

It's about David Harbor. Big horny dufis available for 25% off at Barnes & Noble for a limited time only. It's actually completely free. I'll pay you to take it. So they basically both download this app That's right I'm I think I'm on episode two But they both download this app And they're gonna get murdered

I don't know Yes but I don't know But it's good It's like very dark funny Like I'm very new to it So as soon as like people watch it And it's like this sucks I'm like keep in mind I'm like 42 minutes in

That reminds me of the other That dark comedy about the podcast That I loved with Chris Messina I haven't seen I talked about that for so much The name is escaping me But and the woman from Big Bang theory Big Bang

Bang Bang Bang Bang Based on a true story Yes yes yes yes yes Reminds me of that Reminds me of that This seems like that it's a little less It's like less kitsy

It's like actually genuinely dark Because this was murder This one's filmed in like a very blue lens like it's always dusk and raining. Okay. Like twilight? Yeah. Whoa.

Yeah. That's that voice you. I don't like that voice at all. Should we shift gears? Yeah. They just raised the enlist. We're done talking about the war after this. I'm done maybe.

They, on the 20th of March, they raised the enlistment age to 42. No. The day after I was like, I want to be enlisted. They raised it. Forty-two.

Yeah. And they eased up on the marijuana usage rules, which means to me they don't have enough people. And they eased up on the mental health questionnaire. Wow. So that's not ideal. Okay. Not like ideal. But I am done talking about the W.

Big W. The big W theory. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the previous ceiling was 35 years old. I thought it was 20. 25. Oh, maybe I miss red.

No, I don't know. Maybe I'm dyslexic and maybe that's why I can't be put to use. Anyways, I am flying out today. Yeah, where are you going? I'm going back to New York. No, there's no way. Oh, God. Yes.

Why? You're coming back here next week. I'm booked. Wow. I can't do what you do. I'm beat. and it's been it's an amazing time to fly.

It's fabulous. Obviously I've seen TikToks of the airports being like overflowing out into the parking garages. Walk, don't run to the airport. Is it fake? It is absolutely amazing.

No, I mean, it is fake in this sense. Like the airports that we're seeing that are just like, oh, this is so bad. This is so bad. Like, there's lines. There's lines. like, look, now, like, ICE has to work at the airport. And that's on purpose because they're trying to privatize these airports so that they're

showing you the airports that are out of control so that they can privatize TSA. And they can break. It's like an anti-union farce. Where did you get that information? It's true. Like the San Francisco airport, I believe, is like a private. No, it sounds good and smart. I'm just like, where did you get that information?

It's like public. It's just public. Because they've been actively trying to, and that's why people are quitting TSA because They're like, you won't pay us during the government shutdown. And now they're like, well, then we'll shut down the airports. Damn. They're like forcing people into a corner. Sounds like all good things.

Yes, I can't wait to go to the airport later four hours early. I don't mind being at the airport. No, I know you. I don't like waiting in lines is my issue. Yeah. A guy like you loves an airport. No. My issue is like TSA objectively pretty important job.

You don't pay the people enough. I don't get it. I also don't understand why anyone would still work without getting paid. Beats me. I think it's like the promise of... Unless I'm getting paid my wages that I earned later. Or in advance. I'm like, I'm confused.

I'm confused too. Let's incentivize the people that are ensuring nothing goes wrong on your flight with a little cash. Yeah. No? Yeah. Like some sort of benefit. I know. I really am confused, but.

In fact, let's put people that were not trained to work this job. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not super excited to fly. It's very much like being like, let's get the Urban Outfitters employees to work TSA. They like they, they're really hard. Like they're. Well, you know, as I've spoken about, they are pretty strict. That was a bad example. I'm sure if you work in Urban Outfters, there's not like a dig at you.

although like it does read directly and it is word for word to dig at you but it's not it's like a made-up character in my mind understood you're great at your job i'm sure i've never met you but i i know your heart but good news this came out this morning i'm really excited about this united is offering entire rose now i saw that as lay flat rose in the back which i promise you i promise you is better than first class. Okay, anytime I've gotten a full row and you're able to lift the arms and you can lay that way, you're actually flat, not like a lay flat seat in like a first class. Look at this and you can extend the footrest up.

How much does that run you? It doesn't, they haven't released details. Knowing United, it should be about $12,000. Oh, fab. Yes. But they had to do this because if you have a 4 p.m. flight your flight's probably going to be delayed to about 11.30, 12 a.m. So that you will be sleeping overnight on your flight from Los Angeles to about San Francisco.

Understood. And it does look nice. Cuddling with your loved one. I don't get the details. I am confused about one of the seats and then your lay flat is like you have to be curled up into a cannonball. I will say, you know, I'm a big fan of JetBlue Mint. Yeah.

If I could turn my bedroom at home. home into the JetBlue Mint pod I would really yes you sleep good in pod I sleep so good in pod like I want to curl up into the smallest ball that I possibly can and be contained when I sleep I think I'm going to get a net like a canopy bed is what I meant that I can draw I've never done that I've never done JetBlue Mint oh my God you should one day and they give you they give you these chapsticks which is awesome like a little goodie bag, you know, and it is a Dr. Dennis Gross chapsic, and I love that shit. Who's Dennis Gross?

Dr. Dennis Gross. One of those, like, skincare lines. I'm sure he's a doctor too. Where she? Good catch. Yeah. Thank you. Women can be doctors.

So can Dr. Pepper. The doctor was his mom. The pilot was his mom. And JetBlue meant. The pilot could be a woman. Yeah. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. anyone can be a woman a woman just don't tell me so I feel safe on a flight oh my god I'm joking stop that was a good one okay like stop I'm sweating you guys stop

Izzy's packing up in the back just like don't throw me under the bus she's pissing your pants back there like okay woo I'm gonna change the subject did you see there was a young man who kept thinking that he saw his dog in commercials

and he's like that looks just like my dog, right? I haven't seen this. Okay, so he's like watching these commercials. He's telling his friends, like, that, I swear to God, like my dog, I want to do like this DNA test. I want to figure out what's going on because I promise you that's like, look exactly like my dog, like has to be a sibling.

He finds out his dog walker has been taking the dog to auditions and getting paid because the dog's been on commercial sets. Wow. Yes. Is that not Kramer? Is that Kramer? Like taking dogs? Like I started a dog working or like Nathan for you almost. Yeah, that's crazy. Whoa, I almost passed out.

I have something stuck in my throat again. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I can't. It would be really bad. Okay. Well, that was just. That's wild. That was one example of something crazy that I have. The second thing is my Nissan Cintra does not have Bluetooth. So I have been listening to almost exclusively radio. and I'm loving the radio I'm outspoken radio

fan of radio now the talk shows is what I've missing the original podcast is the radio talk shows and it's like Molly and Mike in the morning right and they do like calls in and this guy calls in

and he says can you help me out here I have had a crush on this girl from my work we've known each other for a while I took her on a date and it just so happened to be my birthday that I took her out.

And then she ghosted him after. And like she's being cold at work. And the guy on the radio, Mike on the radio, an example, I don't know if this is actually Mike, is like, that's so rude. And the girls are like, I would be so freaked out if, you know what I mean? That's an interesting one. Would you go out with someone like first date with someone on their birthday? I'd be like, where are your friends?

Well, was he making it a big deal that it was his birthday? I'm sure he was, like not knowing the guy at all. And I didn't get, I was getting out of my car right when they called the young woman. So I didn't hear her side. Oh shit. I would have loved to hear that. I mean, I think it's totally dependent on the guy's behavior. If he mentioned his birthday, how many times he mentioned his birthday.

I think I'd be weirded out if I found out halfway through that it was someone's birthday. Like, and we're just like sitting there and it's like, why didn't you say that? But I'd also be weirded out if it was like, this is my birthday. birthday party is my birthday dinner that's weirder that's weirder i think the ideal is like he would like it would come up in conversation naturally and then i'm like wait what and he's like i just like really don't care about my birth like i don't really like to celebrate so i just like to like it's just like a normal day yeah that's fine like a guy that like doesn't care about his birthday is good you know you don't want a guy that's like it's my birthday party i'm turning 35 like that's the last thing you would

want, you know? So it could actually even be great that you have a guy that doesn't care about his birthday and it just happens to come up naturally in conversation. I have a feeling. I have a feeling. The way that this was delivered is that the guy was like, there's no one I'd want to spend my birthday with more than you. And I have a feeling he was like making his birthday a big deal, which is an active turnoff when like a grown man is like, it's my birthday. My ideal situation would be like a dinner for my birthday. And no one talks about it. Completely. I am coincidentally reading a book. right now, a romance about a radio station, a love station. This guy hosts like a love calling type of show. And this basically this little young girl calls in and it's like I need help

with my mom. And then basically this whole like that moment becomes viral and then the mom ends up becoming like part of the show and she's like 29. She's like a teen mom and they're about to fall in the radio host and the teen mom that went had a viral moment on the radio show but I'm reading a radio show romance right now that is crazy because you you saying that just now like I made me remember that the radio people are people like I for some reason was thinking they're just like a voice there are people that worked at the radio they're completely people and they're about to fall in love which I'm really looking forward to I wonder if anyone that thinks that were just a voice like an AI bought because we live here in the studio it's like when you think you're

when you see your teacher outside of school and it's like what are you doing yeah you're supposed to be you sleep in your phone you sleep in school you sleep at the school you sleep at the school when i would see my kids out of the classroom they would be like not themselves they were so taken aback and what is that what is that phenomenon it's like what are you doing you don't exist i think kids compartmentalize their lives so much that like seeing one part of their life in another makes no sense like i don't exist to them outside of the classroom. You know? I do know.

That's what I'm talking about. Willis. Hi Willis. Okay. Oh, I don't really have it much else. Do you? I've actively nothing. We went through my whole list.

Me too. Well, besides this one tweet that I thought was really funny this week. How about you share the tweet with us as the parting words of wisdom? This woman tweeted that her daughter, her daughter's teacher, called her and said that your daughter talks so much we moved her next to the nonverbal student and the nonverbal student speaks now that's really good that is like probably the most amazing thing i have ever heard it reminds me of my parents would be like you'll never get kidnapped because the kidnapper would return you yeah oh that's really i would be like talk too damn much

like if my kids teacher called to complain and that way i'd be like that's my girl Yeah, of course. That's my future podcaster. That's like, have you ever heard what Tristan's teacher said about him? I remember there was something that was said. I don't remember it was. Issy, what was it? Do you remember?

No. I think it might be his Instagram bio. I check out my new purse. Ooh. You like that? Hi, cherry season. Hi, cherry bagu. Let me see.

And if I can't find it, I can't find it. I can't find it. Izzy, you've got it? whiny disruptive intolerable dramatic That's perfect That's him Yeah And he's so cute

Which reminds me about This young man Is that We are going on tour We have some live shows coming up So if you Want to come to our live shows I'm just gonna read off

Where we're going really quick Or wait can we I still have stage fright or not We will be in San Diego On the 3rd of April That's next week We'll be in Irvine, California on the 8th of April.

Oh, yes. And we'll be in Sacramento, California. Come on a scream. On April 11th. And the pre-sell code for Sacramento is Chumae. It's Chumai. C-H-U-M-A-I. The pre-sale code for San Diego is B-N-C.

And that's on our... What is Chumai? The venue today. Oh, cool. Oh, cool. And that's on our link tree. The link is in bio. And Tristan and Channing will be.

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