Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Grouchland, USA Population 1.5

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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Hey guys, welcome back to Burke and Cotter Make a Podcast. podcast. So excited to be here, Brooke. How are you? Good. Yeah. You're exuding good. Yeah, I am.

Sorry. No. Hmm. Stop. Do you have to quit that right now. Do not copy me. Don't even do this. I told you right before we started.

I have gotten on to you so many times about this. I said, let a woman talk for once. What if I just didn't talk the whole episode? I mean, we would make do. because if that is your, if that is your journey, who am I to put up? There was one episode recently.

I looked at the clock and it was 46 minutes and I hadn't said anything. There's no what. I swear to God. I swear. I don't have that much of say. You do, believe it or not.

I do. Which I'm thankful for. But I was trying to tell Connor. There's no way. I was trying to tell Connor what? Before the episode and you said you don't care about anything unless the podcast is,

the mics are rolling. Yeah, because I feel a little bit under the weather. Connor said, I tried to open my mouth earlier. He said, I do not want to hear anything you have to say until the mic is on. Let's just see if it for the dance. I, like, instead of trying to fight it, I'm just going to embrace it. Like, I'm in a worse mood. Don't take your loafers off.

I'm taking my loafers off. I need to make myself more comfortable. I have a crick in my neck that I've had for over a week since my flight over a week ago. I feel like I've been getting sick for a week. I'm so grumpy for no reason. Just everything's pissing me off. And it's hit its peak today. We're peaking.

I'm completely peaking. It's been a steady rise ever since last Tuesday. And on my way out of my driveway, my mirror smashed into my window as it does every day. But today I literally, I slaved on the brakes. I said, no way. And then I just shut down. Not to like pounce on you. I really truly don't feel, are you, I feel like your mic needs to be closer.

I wouldn't. I wouldn't give me any sort of construction. Today out of all days, like I don't want to tell you, but like, it's pretty far away. If I were you, if I were you, I don't know, I would lay off the horn, but I appreciate it. So what is going, like, is the mirror gone or? No, it's, I mean, I do it every day. But today of all days, it was just like that, this is one step too far. Like, it is truly, it's going to be one of those days where your phone falls in between your seat and your center console.

It's like the smallest thing. It's like, why is this happening to me? Hit my head on the cabinet. Why? Like, why do bad things happen to good people? It will pay off in the long run. I think this is like paying rent. Like every now and then six horrible things happen to you and you go, I have to kill myself

in 10 minutes. This is like. But then something really good happens or something average that feels good because you hit your head on the cabinet. But it's worse when there's like no circumstance. Like I have nothing to blame this on besides like. like whatever's going on in my body that's making me feel this way. Like Oscar the Grouch, but worse.

Did Oscar have a pass and that's why he was living in the trash can or what's going on? I think, I think so. Have you ever seen Elmo and Grouchland? Yeah. It's the best movie ever. It's really good. It's really special. That's my letter box five.

How does no one, how do you not, like I feel like that's a question I could ask you and know that you would know the answer. Oscar's passed. What? I don't. What circumstances led him to the can? Oscar is grouchy because he's a grouch. Okay. Oh.

Thank you so much for that. A species of monster that finds happiness and things others find miserable, like trash and bad weather. Oh, so he's happy. Oh, perspective is everything. His grumpiness is a source of humor and a key part of his character. That's true. As he's designed to be the opposite of the upbeat character, he's a foil. He's assigned to be the opposite of the upbeat characters on Sesame Street.

He's a freaking foil. While some theory suggests his demeanor reflects social issues or his living's situation at its core Oscar scratchiness is simply who he is. Here's the thing. When you're in a pissed off mood and everyone's in a good mood and it's like you are being a super, I'm being a foil.

That's what I'm being. I'm providing this source of like, contrast to all of you. I'm being a foil for you right now. Yeah. So like I think it's okay to be irritable. You know the I love trash song? Sing it for me.

I don't really remember it that well, but it's, I love trash. Oh, okay. Like anything dirt. Or Dessie or dusty or gusty Anything that need Musty Right

You said two words out of that whole thing The rest is just humming I wasn't humming It's not humming That's a hybrid of humming That's not humming What is it? Scatting

Oh my bet And you wore your loafers today I like that you wore loafer's with Like the hoodie Dressed up the hoodie That's not an attack on your character. This is a nice hoodie.

It is a nice hoodie. It is a nice hoodie. It's a zip up jacket with a hood on it. It's like a zip up. It's like nice. Is it me or other vibes 200% off right now? Like I want to like yes the vibes are going to be off in an amazing way today.

We're boiling today. I'm just getting ahead of it. I walked in and I was like I have a fever. My head hurts. My throat hurts. And she goes, I'm fucking angry. Yeah. I was like okay, but this will be great.

This is going to be so amazing. I want to say every time I've worn my loafers, something bad has happened to me. but every time someone else is wearing loafers in the same room the world turns in our favor so that's why I like my I like my loafers a lot I was wearing mine a lot until we got out to Raleigh North Carolina

oh that's when you're gay that was when a group of young men yelled to slur at me while I was waiting for the Uber and Maggie Maggie was like hey I'm gonna fight you and I was like let's just get in the car because there's six of them that breaks my heart that you haven't worn your loafers since. They give me blisters. I'm okay. I'm okay otherwise. What would you call what's on your feet now? Your wicker slip-ons? I think they're chanclas. Chonclas? Yeah. Hi, Chancla. Chow. Bala.

Yeah, someone told me what they were called. They're from Mexico. Chamula. Like, you got them in Mexico? Yeah. I got them in Mexico. Nice. Yeah, in San Juan. Do you want to hear the one thing that I had on the docket to talk about today? Yeah. You know those bracelets where you smack them on your wrist and they snap bracelets or whatever? Yeah. Guess what's inside of them? Lithium. No, it's a tape measure.

Really? Yeah. They didn't. What is the purpose of that? That's just the material that's inside. Is it an actual tape measure? Yes, because that's the kind of thing that goes like that. That's the kind of thing that goes to snap.

Why doesn't it have to be a tape measure? It doesn't. That's just like, that's what does the actual tape measure. I know, but they cut it open and it's actually, it's already, are they repurposing tape measures? I don't work there. You brought it up.

Do not work there, Connor. It is so, I'm sorry, it's so, it's so hot in here. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. I'm in a good mood, though. I'm pretty chipper. If you were sick, you'd be,

oh, leave me a lot. I feel, that's it feels so bad. That's all I had to say today. Also, I started out today with a phone call for my parents, then so chipper. Hey, what are you doing? I'm like, it's 9 a.m. on a Tuesday, on a Wednesday, I'm heading to, heading a clock in at the office. But it's just, it's okay. I saw this bit, and who did it?

Nick Kroll has this bit on there. Yeah, he gets a call from his mom. Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to do an impression of everyone in this room getting a call from their mother. Fuck. And it's so true. It's like obviously. Let me quote that bit for you because that's the one thing I can quote.

Okay, go ahead. His mom calls and then she had some newspaper clipping that she clipped for him on the Art Deco movement because she knows he really likes art. And he said, mom, that's my least favorite type of movement of art movement or something like that. And then architectural movement. And then his dad calls and is like, sorry, man, I've got to miss your soccer game. I don't want to go. and then he's like, that's okay, I love you, Daddy.

That's true. Except both my parents are my mom in that situation. Because they do want to chat. Aw, you have parents that love you. Yeah. Poor baby with Gerd. I didn't, I'm not complaining. They're really sweet.

They are really sweet. It's just like, no, it didn't make me upset at all, but it's like, no, it didn't piss me off or make me upset. Oh my gosh. He's called Grouch because he is grouch. What was the explanation for grouch? I need to start saying that all the time. He finds pleasure and things that make people on house.

The first line was like he's grouch because he's grouch. So. Yeah. They went crazy for you too. Oscar the Grouch is grouchy because of his up bringing in grouch line. Yeah. Where to be is to grouch. I like to need to be in grouch land today.

Wait, he has an ingrained different set of values. You never know what someone is going through or where they were being up. up, up round, like in grouch. Trying, like, to be a good person because to him being a good person is being a grouch. Like, he's not a bad person at all. He's being a good grouch. He's a different set of values.

Different set of values. Yeah. Sesame Street is, like, pretty on it. I loved Oscar the grouch. I didn't dislike him, but I was, like, a little bit, like, okay. And Big Bird pissed me off. Because he was, like, so, like, I'm Big Bird

Like very like Chipper like too much He was like two in your face Yeah You know But I loved Oscar and the count Big Bird would

Stomp you If he heard me say Something like that He's like eight I think he came to my birthday party Eight feet two inches He would He would not even see you

He would be turned into mush He went to Middlebury college Oh no sorry It's a high It is consistently cited by the official sources like Sesame Street, Britannica, and Middlebury College. Someone at Middlebury College, just like in a room was like Big Burrs 8 feet, 2 inches, and that's that. Now it's the official site.

Yeah, that's interesting. I didn't know they had those capabilities at Middlebury College. Well, isn't it a real-life puppet? They're just measuring the puppet. Yeah. Right. Like, why does it have to be, like, just tell us? I want to know how you ended.

up with the job for Big Bird. Is the person that's inside of his body? Are they doing the voice? Is there someone inside or is there someone handling the puppet from the out? No, there's a man inside. There's a man inside his body. Yeah. Oh, and it's that dude that scares me. It's that dude that scares me from, from, uh, I thought he was Elmo. Look, it's him. I think he's passed. I am Big Bird, the man and mechanics under the yellow feathers. That's a documentary waiting to happen. Do you like documentaries? Of course. I watched the most tragic one last night, but it was so good.

It was called something about your neighbor. The Perfect Neighbor, I think. Oh my God, it was devastating, but very, like, important and good. Do you want to explain? Basically, there's this, yeah, the perfect neighbor. I don't, like, want to spoil. it, but also it's not necessarily like a big spoiler thing, but this like evil woman who just like hates joy in like a derogatory way, not an Oscar the Grouch, different values type of way.

Like she's an evil woman. And like these, the neighborhood kids like love to play on this like empty plot of grass near her house. And she calls the police every single time. She throws shit at them and they're like just kids. And like one of their moms is like I've had enough. Like you can't treat my kids this way. and then a violent event occurs.

And it's just like, there's a lot of police cam, body cam footage as well. And it's insane. It's just like I can't believe that there's a person like this that exists. It just fundamentally is like evil and hates joy. I mean, I can believe it, but it's just like crazy to see as like not an actor. You know, this was like a real evil person. The more I travel to places in the United States. It's the more I can't believe there's not more.

More evils? Yeah, because these people are, they walk among us. I see these people every day. Wait till you see this person. I watched one last time and it was on D-Day. Tell us about D-Day. I was on my phone the whole time, but they stormed the beaches of Normandy. They so did.

No, they so did. Okay. Did you just stick your tongue out? I'm sorry I shouldn't be I should give you my tongue at my mouth during the Normandy conversation the Normandy landings were the landing operations associated with airborne operations on June 6th, 1944 that's my sister's birthday not 1914 Was this what Dunkirk was about was Dunkirk about D-Day? Mm-hmm was Dougherndy day. I tried we are our computers going to explode today No the the movie Dunkirk is not about D-Day it's not about D-D it's about a different World War II event. Okay the evacuation of Allied soldiers

from the beaches of Dunker. Okay, but I was, beaches and World War II, I was pretty much right on. We don't even have to have that conversation. We can leave D-Day alone now. I didn't really pay attention, but it was cool to see. There's so much technology now that can do stuff.

Sorry that I was so mean to you earlier. I'm in a horrible mood. It's okay. I'm just, at least I'm getting ahead of the, their vibes are 200% off in the Kelly Clarkson's comments that were coming. Yeah. I was going to say, I was in,

I was, sorry, I had shows in Phoenix in San Diego this weekend. Yeah. And I was in Phoenix. We had two shows in Phoenix. And I was on, I took to the street, basically, just to hawk some tickets to people that were out and about in Phoenix. And the thing about downtown Phoenix, what do you mean?

There were tickets available. So I was like, I'm going to go, I'm going to go film some prom. for the shows because the thing that happens for my shows is I have shows and then everyone dams me day of the show I had no idea you were coming interesting you know and it's posted on my everywhere so but no worries so I do post like day of and day before a lot where it's like Phoenix I'm in town because the day I leave places too they're like so you hate Phoenix it's like I was there last the past two days but so I was on the street like seeing if there's tourists or something that like

don't have anything to do tonight. Come to my show. I'm performing here. I'm on the poster. This is me. And so I did a couple of those. And no one was able to make it from the streets. But someone on TikTok saw me going person to person on boots on the ground style and selling tickets via word of mouth.

And she made a TikTok. She made a TikTok. She made a get ready with me TikTok. I think her name's Elena. Thank you, Elena. genuine from my heart. She came to the show. Do you want to hear the TikTok?

Yeah. Put my lipstick on when we get there. Actually, his lighting is really good. But I saw him begging, panhandling on the street saying, please, sir, come to my show. Begging and panhandling. On the street, on his knees,

begging, please come to my show. Just panhandling, begging people. Please, sir, come to my show. Please, please. I'm begging. And I straight up was panhandling, like hat on the ground, like tap dancing, please come to my, didn't move any, didn't move a ton of tickets. You got her and that's all the back.

I got a line. Yeah, I got a line out of it. That is all that matters at the end of the day. Oh my gosh. It was so funny. That was like the funniest thing ever. And I was talking to her at the show and she was so sweet. She posts like four TikToks getting ready, going to the show.

And no one ever does that for my shows. I'm always wondering, like, what are the mind? What are people wearing? You know, like what's everybody doing? And then we were talking. at the show. I don't know if I should share this, but like, she's a big TikTok. She loves making TikToks.

So it was really, yeah, no, I was like, this is so funny. And so I got to play that at the show and everyone was laughing. By the way. In front of her? Yeah. Well, I mean, we were laughing with Lana. Yeah. You were laughing with her.

Yeah. I was just, the descriptions there. It's like, I can't believe someone saw me doing that. And then cross-reference with my Instagram story. That I was panhandling in Phoenix. there's no shame in panhandling. And I'm good at it too. I was hanging out with people, hugging people.

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And downtown Phoenix, the thing about downtown Phoenix is it, just to describe it to you guys. So like, no one really lives in downtown Phoenix. I like got, they told me this. Is that where the school is? No, that's in Tempe. Tempe? I don't know. I've been there. Temperoon? I don't know. It's in Tijuana. on? No. What? What's in Tucson? You of A? You've A's in Tucson?

I thought it was in Tampa. Probably I've been there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, probably. I'm from there. You're from there? My dad lives there. Why did you ask me where I was?

I didn't like, I wasn't, I know I've been there. I didn't know if it was right in Tucson or what. But I went there when I was visiting my dad in Tucson. What? But also Phoenix is also kind of around there. think. I don't know. It's all pretty, I think it's all pretty close. But downtown Phoenix is like a fake place. It looks like 3D printed and no one, it literally, like if you walk out of your hotel, it looks like Chernobyl just happened and I slept through it. Like you're walking around and it's like,

wait, am I the last person? Yeah. You know, and then you see people and you're like, oh. Interesting. I'm good. But that was fun. And then San Diego, we went down and stayed with Henry Henn. H-3. Do you know if someone is like, I was with Henry this week. Like I literally, it doesn't compute. Like to me, it's Henry Henry Henry. Like if someone says Henry, I'm like, I don't know who you're talking about. H-Q. That's H, that's H, that's H-H-H to you.

It's so weird. There was my whole life I went without knowing a Henry and then all of a sudden, suddenly in all at once I have six. Henry. It's like you come into Henry's. Who besides Hen, Hen, Hen, Hen? Hank. Oh, that's Hank.

Yeah, but like, do you remember the longest time ago we were talking about people with um like girlfriends that called the boyfriend their actual name yes yes yes yes that no one else calls him yes that was me me that was right i know that and uh she was calling him henry i found out after a year of living with hank that his name was henry do you know that meme of that woman that's in a Starbucks or whatever and she's like who are you i genuinely like i was like who have i been sharing a ceiling with roof wow isn't it weird that it's roof on the on the outside, but it's ceiling on the inside? It is.

Well, here, get this. Not all ceilings are roofs, but all roofs are ceilings. Do you agree? Yeah, I do. Me too. I do agree with that. I guess that's why they're called different things. I guess that's why they call it the blues.

Oh, my God, I have the blues. I know. I guess that's why they call it. The blues. Oh, we have to plug things. Plug around. Oh, well, we. What is spicy in my eye?

I didn't even eat this morning. Scalple. I've been kneading eye drops so bad. Are you okay? It's gone. What the fuck was that? I think you just poked yourself in the eye. The grouch has a different set of values.

Your hair looks good. Oh my God, I was just telling Izzy that I feel like such a slob today. I got this new volumizing, texturizing spray. You know who your hair looks like slays. Oh, damn. Yeah. With those like curtain bags.

Oh my gosh. I just had a heart murmur. Yeah. Brooke just compared me to Slay That's huge That's completely changed The trajectory Okay now

There's gonna be like a full different vibe in this dude now Vives will be 200% different But But So yes We filmed a slasher video Which was amazing And some people might have gotten to

Live out their dream of Playing a dead body on screen Or maybe not It's hard to say You'll have to watch to see What happens But it's called all podcasters must die. We're all in it.

I'm in it. You're in it. Channing's in it. He's in it. He's she. We are in it. Wombo. It's at TMG Studios.

Dot TV. And you can sign up to go watch it. If you want to. And there was a real life, not real life serial killer, but real actor that was hired to play a serial killer. Who? His name was Ben and he was like nine feet tall.

Ben. And we had to like be. Like we had to have like intimate scenes with him. Intimate? And it was extremely intimate. Intimate. Yeah. That's hot.

It was amazing. He's as tall as Big Bird. He was like big, big, intimate with scenes with Big Bird vibes. My gosh, you can ruffle his feathers a little bit. Come with me to get intimate with Big Bird. Big Bird was seen panhandling in Phoenix. It was disgusting. It was amazing, but a little bit disgusting.

I had a lot of fun. I want to shift the vibes to 200% off at the BNC studio. Do you want to go off or on? What do you mean? Vives wise. I'd like to go on. I'd like to turn the vibes on. No can do on my end, champ.

Oh, no, I think we're doing it. I think we're doing A-OK. We also filmed something else. Do you want to plug? Yeah. We filmed another Hollywood Horror Nights YouTube video from last year. Um, the vives were 200% off. It was disgusting.

It was so off. It was so weird, very awkward. Channing and Tatum came with, or, uh, his name's Tristan. Whoa. Chaining and Trish came with us. So we had a little plus two action. It was fun.

It was a really good time. It was very intimate. It was so intimate in the shit room. Come with me to get inmit with Big Bird in the shit room. That's a horrible fan fiction, just like, waiting to happen. Yeah, it was weird. I pulled a muscle in my back in a huge way. My neck is off. My neck, my back, my pushing, my crack. I wonder if it's from that. I wonder if it's from horrors instead of the plane.

No, there is a point of contention in that video where you see me. Like I think where I'm on camera, when I jumped a certain way, I probably elbowed you right in the face. Just based on your height alone, if we're in a haunted house together, you are getting every one of my joints is hitting you in the face. Have you ever seen me and Brett standing next to each other, Brett Neustrum? No. Channing had her like 10K, oh, do you mind if I just like, I was going in it? Like I was literally just going in and out like a broken TV. You were talking about you were talking about in it.

I was talking about in it. Channing did a circus live event for her 10K and I was part of the freak section for the freak show. And I was the world's smallest woman in the world. I saw it. And Brett was the world's tall. man and so we had to like stand next to each other and it was like genuinely like this isn't even like this is a freak this is a freak show my head comes up to his hip and my butt is at his knee armpits or knees that's the ceiling roof conversation yeah the inside of your knee is

the ceiling and the outside of the roof you are in mean bratt and i are in a long distance relationship like i don't know how i can hear him he's on a different plane and i had never seen us like standing next to each other like that and it was freak show.com like if you guys and heart story season four if you're taking off on a plane my gym just texted me should i see what they said yeah if you're taking off on a plane he'd be like did your ears pop and you'd be like no three two one wait yeah exactly he's in a different universe stratosphere even what'd they say then you just he picks up my hotel gym so like we can make a workout together wait you're so is this your trainer. Your trainer wants you to text pictures of your hotel gym so he can make you a custom

workout. He does. Aw, I want a personal trainer. Look into it. I'm too like that's the problem. Oh, look at me and Brett saying next to each other. Oh, that's, that looks like high school musical. How so? Just the vibe. The vibes are 200% off. Uh, Channing hired a balloon artist. And she had the most amazing trick that she could do. Did she swallow the balloon? No. She said, pick any number between one and 20. And so I said, okay, 16. And then she said, okay. And then she blindfolded herself and I had to count to 16.

And she made a balloon animal, but she like was finished at 10. I think she was saying, I think the trick was that she could do it in 16 seconds. Exactly 16 seconds because I said 16 seconds. But she did it in 10 and then was just like pretending to do it for another. six like fiddling with the balloon and like making it squeak for another six and then she took her blind off blindfold off and was like done at 16 and I was like yeah it's amazing that's real incredible yeah but she didn't swallow it not yet always disappointing yeah I wanted to say something about people that wear loafers they're either going to be really cool or like the worst person you've

ever met in your life totally get you know what I mean I totally do what do what do you think I am you're sweet you're sweet girl honor may not always come off that way I'm just kidding I'm scared based on the vibe because it's 200%

the vibe being 200% off right now really putting throwing me for a loop should we talk about the heist okay I want to talk about the heist but really quick just because I'm talking about San Diego really quick

because I want to talk about a couple quick things so one it was no Kings Day this weekend the day of my show in San Diego Yeah. No kings.

No kings. I do love the posters about Jonathan Groff. I didn't see those. There's always like no kings except for. Yeah, well, I was going to say there was no kings except the six guys that came to my comedy show this week. They were all present at my show. But the only king I want is Jonathan Groff. Yeah.

Because he's the king in Hamilton. Yeah. They shut down the highway for. people going from like any new port orange county or l.A. to go down to San Diego. So it was taking people like four and a half hours to get down to San Diego. And you know why they shut down the highway? Because J.D. Vance was in town and they were taking the warships to the mountains to shoot the mountains. With guns? With artillery. So it's like, oh, no king. Shoot at the mountains. We're killing the mountains. No mountains for you. If you don't want a king, we're taking the mountains.

And then they took other ships to the ocean. And they were shooting the. And they were shooting the ocean it's like they probably thought like humpback whale sound gay let's kill them like it was just like why are you guys shooting like the the post office is closed but you're a shoe in the ocean I don't understand I thought we were only doing like because the government shut down right now so what they don't have anything to do besides shoot the mountains and ocean no it was a it was a it was a it was a performance piece it was the 250th Marine Corps oh it was a celebration of 250 years of the Marines I did not I didn't know that. Oh, I also didn't know that. Thank you for your service. I also didn't know that.

But I don't think we need to be shooting the ocean in the mountains right now while the post office is closed, you know? It's just an interesting way to celebrate. Yeah, I think it's funny when you think about like essential work, because I think the government shut down except essential work, right? Is that what it means? Listen, this is always a learning moment on this podcast. So I think we do a little bit of a look into what it means when the government shuts down because I remember this one episode. Yeah. And basically some guy is attacked by a bear because there's no state troopers at at state parks during the government shutdown. Because that's a government employee. Right. But like why would TSA? Like TSA is working in their government employees.

TSA's government? Yeah, but they're not getting paid. They're not getting paid, but they're still working. Why? Why? I walk out. TSA doesn't get paid. Well, that's the problem is that people are going to start calling out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.

We are. We are. We're toast. Why are they still there? Probably. They have to be being paid in the private sector or something because there's no way we couldn't have TSA. I mean,

that's what usually ends the government shut down. That's when they walk out. So then why are they not walking out right now? Can I just say something? I promise you that people at TSA are getting paid because they already fucking hate everybody that goes through their lines. they. No, they've been extra grumpy though.

Probably. Oh. So maybe they're not, they have been extra grumpy. So maybe they aren't getting paid. I don't know. I would like walk. But maybe they don't want to get in trouble. I always think about.

Not getting paid now. We got our last. I don't like. I guess it must be like when. They get paid back. You get you get the. You get retroactively paid. But yikes.

I hope they gave them like a bonus or something to get through. The airports are closed right now. like Burbank closed because there's no air traffic controllers Oh okay well If you're coming to my shows in Minneapolis or Toronto I don't know how Hopefully see you there

Watch this space yeah And then I'll be in Boulder and Boston next week Maybe Boston I can drive to I always think back to when I was going through her line and my bag got taken and she goes,

I'm not doing all this today. They pulled my bag. There was two full bottles of water in it. And you got to keep them? She goes, I'm not doing all this today. I know I've said this before, but I keep thinking about the fact

that there are knives in the airport like at the restaurants. Oh, wow. That was like I, the first when they took the liquid away from people and then I got on a plane and saw that a guy had bought a water bottle like after security and took it on the plane

I was sweat dumping down I was like oh my God I'm like I see something say something he has a 12 ounceer yeah it's like it doesn't make sense to me at all that there are weapons such as water bottles just right for the plucking

in the airport once you get to the other side I think whatever causes the water bottles make sense but not The expluge that it's pre-mixed in, so you do have to dump. No, I understand that piece. I don't understand having knives at chilies.

Well, I don't think you're going to like overtake a plane with a butter knife. Or just do a metal detector when you're getting on to the plane. Yeah, I guess you could just overtake your seat, mate. You could overtake a few. Do you think? But I guess it wouldn't take the plane down and that's what they care about. They don't need to overtake like me or you. I'd be like.

Well, just like a psycho. Oh, yeah. Like just I want to go on a plane and kill people Yeah We're gonna get flagged We have to move on from this conversation Okay Like they could do that if they wanted to

Yeah Grouch is Grouch has a different set of values Than those around him I mean don't put Grouch in that position Grouch is not a killer but don't push him Don't push him Don't push him

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What is open in the government right now? shit but fuck i think apparently the the interior design section is alive and well because trump is redoing his 250 million dollar ballroom he's able to do that which is great during a government shutdown essential services are prioritized including those related to public safety like air traffic control law enforcement border security

and emergency medical care what does that mean essential services are prioritized they're not being other functions that continue include social security and Medicare payments Postal Service operations and veterans benefits in medical care. Non-essential federal activities and programs are halted. So that would be like Park Rangers? Yeah, I guess it's not essential, but you... Yeah, I mean, it's good...

I don't know how many people like get lost or die in state parks that would warrant an emergency situation. Pretty good for you. I'm sure a lot of people go missing and die. How many people go missing and die? It's the vibes are off when people go missing and die 200%. But at least we were able to shoot the ocean and the mountains this weekend. That is great. Federal museums as well are closed.

I didn't know there were federal museums. Yeah. What, like what is a federal museum? I can't name any for you. What is it? Like the Met is the only one I can think of. Is the Met a federal museum? I don't know.

I thought the Met was privately funded. It probably is because they have... Which is why they do fundraisers. Okay. It's like all the stuff in Washington, D.C. Presidential Library. You know what is not... You know what might be publicly funded?

What? The Louvre. Good circleback. Yeah. Nice. Love saying the Louvre. If you look at it and it's like not... It's spelled Louvreet.

LaVray. I thought it was Louvreux always. Yeah. Yeah, what a blessing in disguise that someone said it out loud. But you know how you say it in a French accent. There is the R.E. What? It's like, I can't.

It's like, I can't. No. It's like a, at the end. Do it. It's like Louvre. Oh, Brooke. That was good. But that's what I'm saying.

Lubech. They have that little at the end. Lvich. Which I literally like was so embarrassed to speak in French even though I could. Yeah, I forgot about the. When I took French that I didn't. Look, when I was in France, I just. I stayed quiet because I was too embarrassed to do the accent.

I'm gonna get a... And then I forgot all my friends. Um, do you think anyone from France listens to this? From France. Someone in France came up to me when I was in France. When you do the role, the thing, like it feels, it reminds me of like when I was allergic to pollen, which I am right now still.

It feels so good to go, I go, oh, go. Ooh. You ever do that? that i yk yk honestly if you have lived in i think it's mostly in the south like there's the pollen that's like long yellow strand and it's dusty it gets all over your car and it makes you do your throat like this is the only way you can itch it is my doing it i don't know i can't see i don't know what's happening inside there um you know what's the worst thing to try to say in a french accent How do you think you would say the name Charles?

Charles, I don't know. We had a kid on our French exchange program named Charles. And like, Charles. I just didn't, I couldn't address him because it's like, Shech. No way. Izzy, can you look up a French pronunciation of Charles? Like all the French he should be like, oh, just ask Chuck.

And I'd be like, oh, just ask Chuck. Dock. Okay. I like that. Connor's funny too. My name was Beatrice. Beatrice. Ooh.

Bonjour. This is Julian the Frenchman who makes sense this is evil. This sounds like just say names and words from France as well so make sure to stay tuned

and consider subscribing for more learning. How do you pronounce this in France it is said as Charles. Charles. No, that's different than the

behind that I knew. I just realized I've been trying to listen louder through the mic for the YouTube video. I was like this the whole time. I said he does. Charles. Charles. Just imagine like having a friend that's like, oh yeah, my name is Charles.

Yeah, I can. It was really hard for me. Yeah, I can. I can wrap my head around that. So the Louvre was completely busted. It sucks at everyone got here before me. I'm happy. cat that posted this video about how just like we are such a people that come together

when the crime has essentially no victims and it is it is the inspiration behind a heist is just pure good old fashioned greed I want to get into the minds of of the thieves because I'm so familiar with the minds of like psychopaths from criminal minds and like those are my criminals, but I want to get into the mind of a criminal who is not like a psychopath or sociopath and is just exactly motivated by money, money, greed, whatever this may be. And like, yeah. Well, what are people saying about it? Okay, so you can't tell. I can tell you. I watched a video this morning. Oh, cool. Perfect. This girl was saying there's probably two motivations. One is that this was a for hire and a collector hired these people to rob the Louvre on their behalf.

And they now own these jewels. And that's what people are hoping for because if that's the case, they're hoping that they still find everything in pristine condition. Probably not what the case is. It's more likely that these people have already broken apart everything and are going to sell things for bits and scraps. In which case, like, you're never getting anything back. I don't think so. What do you think?

Well, maybe I don't understand it because I don't know the market, but like who is buying pieces? Like they said it was an incalculable worth. Well, actually, that brings me to another good point. And evidence, this is evidence that it actually was a for hire from a collector. They didn't take the most expensive precious diamond that was right next to everything, which like, why wouldn't they take that? The only reason is probably that like whoever hired these people didn't ask for that specifically. Because if you're just selling things for parts, like you're going to get that diamond that was most expensive. So maybe it is a collection.

I think it's a collector. I just don't get what you... I guess it reaches a level of money where I don't totally... I can't wrap my head around how you just go and sell that off. But it also... It just brings me back to my roots

in heist movies and stuff and even like Vegas counting card movies. Oh, that's up there. Like Ocean's 11 and all those are up there with like Pirates of the Caribbean for me. See, and I like psychopaths. But I'm interested in this. How much you think the collector paid the house?

The thing about this is heists are a vicious cycle because you don't make enough to just do one heist. You're going to be doing several heists. It's like winning the lottery. Like what do you think if this guy's, let's say this was like $100 million? Is that crazy? Not too much or not enough? I don't think it's enough because you are also asking a group of people. I wish I knew how many people it was to go.

And if you're arrested. I'm saying like how much what like was stolen like in terms of war. Incalculable which feels more than a hundred million dollars to me. More than a hundred million? Like a billion? Yeah. Which is crazy. Wait, I love the name of whoever's.

Lupin? No. Her crown. They dropped her crown on the way out. Oh. And what was her name? Empress something. Eugene.

Sorry I sneeze. Oh, Eugenia or something. I like her name. Oh no, Eugenie. Eugenie. Eugenie. Bonjour, Eugenie. Bonjour, Eugenie.

Jemma percher. Drop the crown. Queen, you drop this. Eugenie? Literally. Queen, you dropped this. No, I was just thinking because you are paying these people. The thing about robbing the Louvre is that you will never,

you will never see the light of day ever, ever again if you're caught stealing from the Louve. And then you have an incalculable. amount of items. It almost feels like an inside job to me, which is what I was going to say. A collector. Yeah, it's, or maybe, like, I don't know,

someone that funds the museum or something. Oh, you know who I've been thinking about nonstop. Who? What's the, what's the penguin's name from Walson Gromit? Who has them steal the diamond? With the evil trousers? I don't remember them ever stealing it. Rusty Mcfeatherson?

That's Rusty Featherstone. Feathers McGraw. Feathers McGraw. Feathers McGraw. Feathers McGrath. But he was evil and he planted evil trousers, right? Am I completely off base here? He put Wallace in the evil trousers and had Wallace scale the walls of a museum and steal the diamond.

Have you ever been put in a pair of eaves? Evil trousers in that way? Not yet. Or did he him? Yeah, that's him. Oh, he is a troublemaker. Yeah. No, he's...

Wow, he had a gun. He had a freaking gun. Kids shows used to be... I remember when I was my first year teaching, I showed the kids an episode of Lawson Cromit. This is an episode? Yeah. There used to be, you know, like when the moon is cheese.

Like, those are all episodes. This is an original episode. And like the window washer with my mommy, who's the knitting woman. the one with the yarn who looks like me I don't remember what was her name like Jeanette doesn't matter

but I showed the kids an episode of Wasland Grama and I had to turn it off like five minutes in because it was like guns shooting and I was like oh my God I'm getting in trouble but yeah this guy's he's a big shooter Wow you don't see a penguin with a gun that often anymore

you don't bring back feathers McGraw Do you think that we're gonna have any sort of closure with this or no? I think they're going to get them, but I do not think that the, I think the items will be scrapped out. Can you imagine the vibes? They must have been 200% off. You are leaving with your absolute fucking family from the Louvre.

Jules in tow. Just the crazy laughs that would happen as you're running out. Like it had to feel at some level like, like crazy laugh. You know what I mean? Like we just think, like we just did that. People laugh comes from. It's not like a miss. No, but it'd be like goofy.

Adrenaline. But they were probably also. And I'm not that felt like goofy's laugh. Yeah. You know they were right by the Mona Lisa too. Yeah, this is an inside job, I fear. I would love to go on a heist. I wish that you could go on a heist.

Like I would like VR. VR experience. Yeah, like but go on a ice and maybe instead of someone killing me with a gun, they could do paintball. You know what I've always wanted to do that I think. you would adore as well. Huh. Like a gymnasium where it's like all those laser like pointers and it's like if you cross the laser pointer with your body, the alarm goes off, but you have to sneak in between all the

laser pointers. I just thought, yeah, you just reminded me. Yes, I want to do that too. Holy shit. Yes. I want to do that. Holy shit. Yes.

I want to do that with maybe talk. We could come. Um, I was at like a pregame for a concert the other night and someone, my favorite thing ever is when people take off their belt and start being like, let's do limbo. I didn't know where you were going with that. What do you think I was going to say? I didn't know what your favorite thing was going to be once people took off their belts. Well, it's when they do limbo.

Yeah, I didn't know. That was coming. And it becomes the limbo pole. Could have been anything. Brooke? I'm so good at limbo. I am so good at limbo. Want to see how far I can go right now?

Yeah. Okay. So say it's like, let me see how far I can go. Oh my word. but what's crazy you weren't wearing one oh okay what's sad about that and like

where my privilege comes into play is like that's me not even trying is you at that height because I'm so petite well I have to clearly if before we do You hurt yourself Yeah I got a stretch before we do the ice. Yeah. Your, your mic went limp again. What are we going to do? Whenever you do

crazy things, your mic goes limp. Yeah. It's because my blood flowing other elsewhere. Oh, wow. There's like, it's crazy when you start to feel muscles in your body that you're like, I didn't even know I had one there. Mm. You're about to get moms. Do you know how many people have like thanked me for bringing that to light by the way? I'm glad. It's so nice to have community. It is. and I see you all and everyone is like I didn't believe you just like you and then one day you're going to be struck

and it's going to hit you when you least expect it and you're going to be like Brooke I'm so so sorry I've been so bad I've been such a bad boy I get sore after I run real far Not that though Okay please one more time explained what it is Agony it's not muscle soreness Muscle soreness it is

It's a misnomer So many things are misnomer I don't know what a misnomer is It's not an appropriate name How would you describe it? Agony, I just said It's literally like That guy in the chocolate episode of SpongeBob

Every night I break my legs and whatever Glasskin paper bones He had an autoimmune disease I don't want to call Dom's an autoimmune disease Because it's not Because it's not That's why I don't want to call it that That would be a misnomer

That would be a misnomer but it is like it is like critical that's the word I'm looking for not autoimmune it is critical I want to try that again I don't want you to I think I can do it this time it's hard without a it's hard to do with without the limbo seal yeah do what to get under the belt there was no belt that's why I was off I had no I had no there was no bear there's no there's no frame of reference for me to limbo do we have a stick as do we have a stick no it's okay let me just not hurt myself let's not do limbo right right now really have a lot of things coming up and i need to stay focused we don't have to do that have you seen all the group seven stuff tristan was telling me about that i have not seen it okay

you were talking about the doms community i want to talk about the the sense of community i'm not going to yuck anybody's young but like every every now and then there's a thing that happens on TikTok that people just get fired up that they have found a sense of community and this group seven thing basically this girl got on her TikTok and she posted seven videos and she was like if you're seeing this you're in group one if you're seen this in group two if you're in group blah blah blah she posted group seven one and obviously goes in the FYP have no meaning whatsoever besides you just being in them no but then these people I think the FYP sent group seven video out to a lot of people so everyone's like yeah this is my people like this is all baddies and

And it's nice to see people interacting like that. It is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, though. I feel left out. I'm not in group seven. I'm about to be the second I open my phone. Yeah, you will. You want to hear something insane? Just like speaking of your phone listening to things.

When I was home last week, you guys know the, I keep finding people on Hinge, and then they don't like me back, and then they'll make videos about how their likes are, like, horrible. I was sitting next to my mom last week. She's scrolling on her iPad on TikTok. One of those guys comes up on her FIP. Whoa, that'd be bone-chilling. Is that not insane? It is insane.

Yeah. Did I tell you I'm back on Hinge? I'm going to go on another date. Good. Thanks. Keep us updated. I will. Maybe you could review my profile.

In the bonus. I think it's actually really good this time. Oh, I'm excited. Thanks. Speaking of relationships, I'm killing with the transitions today. Did you see all of this stuff that's going? I'm pro this. I'm pro this.

All of the, every piece of information I learned about Callum Turner and Duleepa makes me yearn. And it makes me so happy. Did you hear how they met? Don't tell me. Don't look. Don't look at the screen. I'm not. My eyes are closed.

She, it would. Yes. Yes, I know. She, they were reading the same book. Yeah. And they were on the same chapter or something. And Callum was like, I guess we're on the same page. Was that it?

Yeah. And I just want to say, this is one of those things that's completely like, if anyone else did it, I'd be like, oh, go to hell. Them doing it? Horny. Do you think that physically they're in the same league? Yeah. I think so. We sat next to each other and realized we were reading the same book.

I mean, you nailed it. I don't even have to read this. I think she's like hotter. Yeah, she's unbelievable. But also like who wouldn't be? Like who would, like every, she's going to be hotter than everyone, I guess. They seem so happy. Like, it makes me happy.

You know what I mean? Yeah. She's got the best life in the world, by the way. She actually does. There's not a person on earth that has a better life than Dua Lipa. No, there is. And I randomly feel like she deserves it. I don't have an ounce of, I don't have an ounce of malice towards Dua Lipa at all.

I. Usually I have a little bit of like, oh, that's nice that happened to you, your life. It should have happened to me instead, though. I've heard that she's really difficult. I'm going to pretend like you didn't say that. I'm sorry to burst your bubble. It's not my bubble you're bursting. It's impenetrable via duo.

Oh, okay. That's good. I didn't know your-dirty bubble. How can the dirty bubble be such an evil character when he just simply needed a good pop? The dirty bubble. Remind me of that episode. You're jerking me. I know it's Sunch Bob.

No, the dirty Bub. I'm thinking of Bubble Buddy. Bubble Buddy was also a little bit nefarious, but no, it's dirty bubble. He was an evil son of a gun. Remind me of Dirty Bubble. He was a bubble and he was like dirty and murky. Yeah. That was his whole thing.

Easy with your good wipes. I like don't really remember Dirty Bubble. Oh gosh, dirty bubble was so bad. And then, yeah, it was his counterpart. He was such a foil. Stop being such a while. foil. I don't know. We need foil so that we appreciate protagonists. Yeah. Ooh, he reminds me of my kiwi in my bag.

I've been eating kiwis like every day, like 16 of them. Kiwis are really good for you. Are they? Yeah. That's great news. You got to eat it with a skin though. I haven't been doing that. They are so ball sack coated. Wait, Izzy, can you look up? Are you supposed to eat kiwi skin? I thought you were not allowed to eat kiwi skin. You can. You just have to get past all the little, all the little hairs. It's edible, increased fiber. I need. I need. I need fiber so bad. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Okay. Have you seen that girl on

TikTok? She's my whole Fype right now. Annabelle Den. She's my whole world. This girl's my whole world. This girl in the dirty bubble vibes 200% off. Um, Annabel Denda? No. She's, there's a song and it's like, every time my guy writes a song, it's so, so good. She's genuinely going to be the most famous person in the world. I'm saying it right here in the manifestation space. Annabel Dinda? Annabelle Dinda? Yeah. He heard a name like that in a while? What? Sister, come out. That reminds me of Kyle Mooney at the reptile convention. What do he do? That's my favorite video on the internet. What do you do, though? We'll watch it in the bonus. Okay. It's just like when he used to do those man on the streets like before they were a thing and he really kind of made that character

of like awkward interviewer and he was interviewing people at the reptile convention and he oh yeah yeah I know this video how many slimmers for you did I said a real they were like what and he was like how many slumbers free I said a real sentence though it sounded to me like how many slams are you I said um have you heard a name like that in a while it sounded like have you heard a name like that in a while I said every word pretty enunciated, I think, too. These vibes, do you and off, though. They are so not on the same page, like Dewa and Callum. We're not even on the same chapter.

We're not even on the same book, baby. It's actually so true and facts. Facts on. Facts on. Facts on. What is that commercial? Do you remember? Lights on. Lights off.

Or wax on. Wax off. Have you been watching Love is blind? No. Speaking of waxing, I can't like even start to think about getting into it. The season's insane. If anybody tries to bring up any sort of TV to me right now while I'm staying in hotels for five days out of seven, you're just going to have to talk to me about either the welcome channel for the hotel and I can tell you where everything is.

Two, you can talk to me about anything modern family related or maybe the office. I love modern family. It's a great hotel room show too. And a show that you can watch anywhere outside of the hotel. I won't watch it outside the hotel because it's my hotel like comfort show. I got that. Because it feels like I'm with my family. I love Phil.

Who's your favorite character? Phil probably too much. Nice. It seems like we're on the same page 200% vibes on. Vives off. Wait, what were we talking about? Doesn't fucking matter who I don't care. Who gives a shit?

What do you have going on this week, the rest of the week? recording with you tomorrow. I'm going to cut bangs. Do you think I should not? I don't think you should cut your bangs. No, I want someone, I want Kat to cut them for me. Why don't you go to a professional? Because I literally want two, I want them to be so wispy.

So a professional could maybe do wisp. No, but I don't want to pay like $300 for a wisp. But you might have, just got my haircut, kind of. Yeah, I'm just saying if you get it done there and then you have to go in anyways and pay $300. That would be a super bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I want to finish off on this note really quick I Austin Butler changed my life the other day

And he changed my life first before he changed that guy that made the TikTok About Austin Butler changing his life I unfortunately had to delete it before it got any traction Because I called him Autumn Butler or something And like no one knew what I was talking about But he basically did this interview where he was like embarrassment is he said this embarrassment is an under explored emotion and that everything you want everything you're looking for and seeking out is on the other side of an of embarrassment and it has

changed everything for me and i didn't think that i was going to be affected by austin butler in the way that many are affected by brine brown or everything you're looking for is on the other side of embarrassment embarrassment is an under explored emotion go out there and make a fool of yourself okay well I added the second part I guess but I don't like kind of like what you said was kind of wild like feel that feeling the fear of cringe and then go out there and do it everything you want is on the other side of that I was like hmm can't believe yeah fear of embarrassment can't even lie he's spitting facts I mean what are you gonna do Austin Butler telling me that and then just thinking about him having the Elvis voice for two and a half full years and he didn't give a shit you think he gave a

I don't know. I can't tell what's going on in his head or his anywhere else in his vicinity. But, hey, baby, I, uh. I like him. Do you? Do you like like him? It's not, no, I don't even like like him. It's not like it.

I think I like him as a celebrity. I don't know that much about him. Me neither really. I just, I've no, I just, nothing but positive vibes. I wonder if I've ever. said something anywhere along these lines where people are like that's going to stick with me yes besides i have purse like that's what people are going to be like what's the dumbest thing you've ever heard oh my god there's a sky i can't believe i wasn't here for i have heard well the crazy

thing is it's it's becoming like bernstein bears effect where like people do think it was brook it is totally a mandela it was kelse but it's crazy because i always i still think i'm like oh my gosh I'll send, I'll send Brooke like, look, look who used this IF person in the big year of 20, 25. You're like, okay. No, it's still exciting because it's like B and C, the pod. But I don't, I feel bad for Kelsey because it's like, I feel bad that people are like mistake, like not crediting her. I think that's what makes.

Well, everything you're looking for and they were going crazy for you too, but everything you're looking for is on the other side of embarrassment. I could see that. Go out there and make a fool out of yourself. I'm going to. Baby. I'm going to on my hinge date. Oh. All right. Well, I'm going to see you in bonus. Thank you guys for listening. Fives were 200% off. It was disgusting today.

Sorry about that. I don't know. Something is really off here. I feel horrible. They were going crazy for you too. They are on a different for you page. You guys. Okay, bye. See ya. Relax and let Ralph's delivery handle your grocery shopping this week. We start with only. the freshest items, then review your list and carefully choose each one. Then we pack it all up

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