Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Growth With A Side of White Rice

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

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Okay, I'm going to, I'm looking at Izzy's newest surprise. Okay, wait, should we intro first? Oh, okay. I mean, we've never done that before, but sure, go ahead and start it today. I don't want to step on your toes. No, go ahead and intro at all. And your platform wedges. I would never want to step on your toes and those.

It's amazing how when, like, I know we start recording, I suddenly become so annoying. God. No, but me too. Because I slowed down. We just talked for so long and it was a natural flowing conversation. And then we get on it's like, I don't want to step on your platform toes. It's like, what are you talking about? Normally, we just chat. We just chat. I'm starting to piss myself off. Oh my God. I'm pissing myself off. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead and then. Well, you're not pissing me off, which is good. You're not pissing me off. Okay. I guess it all kind of cancels out. It's all a wash. Call it a wash. Call it a wash. Call it a toss up. Hey guys, guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast, period.

Go ahead. Okay. Izzy got us a surprise. So Izzy got us a surprise. I'm holding it right now. It's looking like a t-shirt, but it could also be a different form of fabric. She kind of walked up and just dumped sack on the table and walked away. I don't really.

Oh. What is it? My God. Oh, that's special. Okay. It's a Jack Schlossberg tea. It says one of one. One of one.

Did you make it? Rachel helped me, but yeah. That's amazing. my god he's got a ticket to ride he literally does it's incredible oh my god izzie i love it thank you i'm gonna wear it every day oh that's really special i hope i hope he um hasn't accessed this podcast he has been busy yeah my friends mom saw him yesterday in philadelphia at the comel over at that's special too yeah that's like seeing um you know what it's like seeing it's like going to yellowstone and seeing like an animal that you would expect to be there but like

But like it's so incredible. It's just right here by your car. Yeah. Oh my God, Izzy, I love my jackass piece. Thank you so much, my love.

That's cute. I love him so much. It's become a little bit debilitating as of late. But I don't want to talk about it because it could get back to him. Like easily. I'm sure it probably kind of has. We were in Yellowstone one time when I was younger. Me and my sister used to get in big fights.

And my dad wanted to have this really. special trip to Yellowstone. So he rented a convertible. It's like freezing cold in Yellowstone. I don't know if anyone tells you that. I've never been. And also the weather's pretty unpredictable in Yellowstone. It was like 50, late, late 50 degrees.

And it was in the late 50s. And he's like, no, we got a convertible. We're putting the top down. And so we're riding through Yellowstone. No one, everyone's mad at each other. We're all shivering. It's like starting to rain. and then me and my sister

get in a fight whatever and we had to pull over because my sister was hitting me so hard and then she punched me square in the nose and then we looked and my nose starts bleeding and we looked to the left and like we thought everyone had pulled over

because there was like a wolf or a bear and it pulled over to watch me and my sister beat the crap out of my face oh wow yeah they were all looking into our convertible and loving the first thought of the convertible. The convertible was top down.

That's also crazy to have the idea, oh my God, we're going to Yellowstone. Let's get the convertible. It was like a weird comma, you know? It's usually you go, we're going to Hawaii. We'll get the convertible. Yeah, let's go to the place known for wild animals outside. And let's take the top off.

With a chill to the air too. Let's send a part of full Evite out to all the bears to kind of hop into our car that we were road tripping on full of beef jerky. That's great. Speaking of, oh, I had such a good transition. That's okay, let it come. Oh, I think it was speaking of Jack Schlossberg, but we've moved on. But I can totally flip it.

Speaking of wild animals. Did you see the thing with RFK and the bear? Awesome transition. And, yeah. So I missed whatever original joke happened, where now everyone's like, so it's a picture of RFK Jr. And he's like, so anyways,

then me and my friends killed E.T. with a hammer. And I'm not figuring out, that's what I'm saying. Like, I missed the original joke. What was the thing with the bear? Oh, it's not even a joke. It's like something that he really did and came out and told the story of it

so that he could get ahead of a story that was actually going to come out about it. What happened with the bear? He killed, or he found a roadkill bear somewhere and then was like, oh my God, I need it. Now. So far I'm aligning with the story. Scooped it up off of the road and then like went about his day.

Also I could be getting this wrong, but this is my understanding as of reading it a few days ago. I'm probably forgetting some key details. But then he kept it in his car for like a little bit too long, I think, like longer than you had want a dead bear carcass in your car. And then was like, I don't want it anymore. And then dumped it in Central Park. It was a bear cub. Okay. Yeah, I did see the headline now that I'm thinking.

Yeah, but it's like crazy to like cause panic in that way to be like, why is there a bear in Central Park? You know? Because that's not typical. It's not typical. Yeah. So you came from like upstate New York. Sure. Dumptack.

Yes. Into Central Park. Yes. And then dipped. Dipped. And so it was like a big story. Get this. That his, what is Jack to him, his cousin or nephew?

I think your nephew. It's like, or is one of those cousin nephew type of things. I think it's nephew. I think it's cousin nephew. But anyway, Jack's sister actually covered that new story without knowing that it was RFK the dumpsack. Really? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. I'm like consumed by like Kennedy. They have a lot of lore. Lore now. Yeah. Yeah. And did you know that there's actually, when I was begging last week for a movie, a good movie about JFK? There is one starring Zach Efron apparently.

Not as JFK. But as the doctor that tried to save him. Really? Okay. That's my understanding, Connor. That's good. That would be good. Yeah, Parkland.

I need Zach, everyone to recover first from hitting the bottom of the pool. He's totally fine. Okay. Yeah, he's totally fine. He let us know. It's just, you can take a break. He, I just, we need like a protective bubble around him. He's, he's a clutz.

He is. He's so crazy. You can literally. Did you hear what actually happened? He just dove into the shallow end of a pool, right? And got too much water. in his throat and mouth? Because he hit the bottom of the pool.

That doesn't, what is it about hitting the bottom of the pool that puts water in your throat? Like he probably passed out for a second. Did he pass out of the bottom of the pool? Yeah, probably. He's fine now. Yeah. He was lifting. Oh my gosh. Did you imagine if Zach, Zach Afron died via diving into the shallow? That would be

humiliating. Do not say that here. Sorry, no, I'm no, it's already lightning doesn't strike twice. I feel like it could with Zach. I feel like it could with Zach. Zach has learned his lesson. I feel like Zach is someone who you're... Zach, no, die. No running next to the pool.

It's slippery. He needs to be careful. No, he needs to die in a valiant way. Like, he needs to literally fight off a bear in Central Park. Well, he's always... And lose. You know, like when he was filming his Australia, whatever show, he, like, almost died, like, a few different times by, like, some sort of deadly virus. Like, he's always being choppered.

Something about Zach eat is. He's always being chopper. to the nearest ER facility. The man either loves attention or loves helicopters. I think he's just a clutz. Oh, you literally can't take him anywhere. Yeah, literally.

Yeah. Bless his heart. That sucks. Oh, my God. And that's also one of our things that we're going to talk about today. Zach E and also RFK. So we already hit two things on the docket,

which is not like us. That's incredible. Yeah. You know, what if Zach Evron is just secretly getting into all these accidents so he can get more and more filler dissolved from his jaw secretly? Honestly, like, I'm starting to think it wasn't filler because of how great he looks.

They said it was filler. Who's they? They? The powers at will. Yeah, I know everyone's saying that it was filler, but Zach said it was an injury. Zach doesn't owe an explanation. Now I'm starting to think that it might have actually been because usually when people get their filler dissolved, you can still tell. Oh, no.

With him, like he looks like it's totally back to square one. I stub my toe and now I have a massive jaw. and now I could bite through a Toyota Sonata. He could literally crunch up. He literally it all went away. Zach could have picked up a smart car and gone, but I'm saying it all went away, which is not typically the case when you get filler dissolved.

Okay, yay. Yep. Four plus four. Eight. That smart car. Okay, I've a few things to say today. Hit me my. I'm a first thing is just like a general PSA announcement to the community.

Do you remember like a few months ago when I said that Dolly Parton covered I will always love you by Whitney Houston? And people got like so upset because she was actually the one that wrote it. Yeah. Which I actually didn't know. And then people continued for like months to comment and DM me like Brooke. It's actually like you were incredibly wrong. It's Dolly that wrote the song, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I came out and said, like, I promise you if I make an error and the podcast has been out for five minutes, I know, I know about the error.

I'm well aware of the error. And we can just kind of let it go. It happened again. What did you? Pretty badly. The baby on board sticker. Oh, I know. I already know.

And you think I don't. Have you also been getting flagged? You think I didn't get those DMs? All the comments are like Brooke. Brooke needs to know. Brooke will blah. But I remember it being a joint conversation. Because Brooke, they expect better from you.

I know, they expect better from me. But I remember we were both 50-50 in on that conversation. Hey, guess what? I don't have a baby. Don't care. I don't care. I don't need to know information like that. No, here's the thing.

What the real estate I have in my brain is for things that are directly affecting me. I do not work in medical care. I'm not a first responder. And I don't have a baby. Which is, it makes sense that we wouldn't know that the baby on board sticker is actually for paramedics to know that if there was an accident, there is a baby to locate, which is, that's a great idea, and I support it. Of course, people are acting like I don't support it just because I didn't know that was why.

Of course, now that I know, I'm a huge fan of the baby on board sticker. I have to come out and say that I definitely support the baby on board sticker. Make sure you let them know. Now that I know what its use was for. I'm personally super anti. Really? I'm anti-baby on board sticker. I don't think you can say that.

I'm because it would like save a baby's life. Oh my God. I hope you get canceled. Yeah. Yeah. No. Anyway. Who could be against that?

That's what I'm saying. Why would anyone think you're against the baby on board? I know, but I like feel like I have to say that because I'm getting 18 DMs a day being like seriously, Brooke. Like how could you not know this is with the baby on board stickers? Don't feed rats. I promise you. The episode's been out for a few minutes. know and we can and we can move on and I know and now I'll know that for the rest of my life which is

exciting it's nice to learn new things yeah totally you know I will say I don't think the paramedics are walking up to like a star wars themed baby on board sicker and saying I think I think there must be a baby little Jedi little Jedi aboard the star mothership I don't think that that's calculating so I think that people have taken it to a point where it's like that is no longer for paramedics that's to show off your little Jedi oh I haven't seen the Jedi-themed ones. Yeah. But I look forward to it.

There's a lot of people, too, that, like, make fun of baby on board stickers on their car, which is like... What? They make fun... There's some that are like, fuck your baby on board sticker, but they put that on their car. Have you seen those? They must not know what it's for. No, so you're not alone.

No, and I know I'm not alone. People literally act like I didn't know what. one plus one was but it's fine eight because they should they expect better for me I get it all good yeah brook as long as you're just doing better as long as you just do better I think it should all be fine yeah because it's like a learning an accountability thing mm-hmm um I had something to say yeah where did we originally start here bears in the park no maybe I didn't have anything to say what's crazy is The thing about my nails, my fake nails, is they are getting longer. Well, because they're growing with your nail. Exactly. Yeah. Which isn't even something I considered when they were already too long to begin with,

is that they would keep growing. They will keep growing. Just like you. And the baby on board's everything. Not me personally, but other people. No personal growth. Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about physical.

Not height. Inside of you. Yeah. Always growing on the inside. You've got such a bit hard, but it's getting bigger. Yeah. There's a baby on board in your chest and it's growing. Okay.

Oh, no, it's getting too big. I want to let you know that my nails are still growing. Oh, it reminded me of that thing. So there's, remember that thing? You went to the movies and you saw those people laying on the ground and they had that alien on their face. Yeah, I do remember that. Sick. Sick in the face.

So I saw last night. Hunter, that was actually insane. I almost forgot about that. No, it stuck with me. It was only two nights ago. Stuff like that grosses me out. Like a, like a- They were real human people with an alien mask.

There was two of them. Laying under the alien posters, dead to the world. It's a guerrilla marketing scheme. I don't think they were even in on any sort of marketing. No, they are. I know I think they were just people of the streets. I saw last night that it's a marketing team. They're all over New York now laying in Times Square.

I definitely, as I've said before, I would be more comfortable if they weren't doing that. Right. I guess that makes sense for why they weren't like kicked out. Laying around. Hey, if you ever need a rest. bring your alien mask, you'd lay down wherever you want. That actually is like an episode of Carmelmaid minds waiting to happen. Like an actual dead body?

Something lay out, like put there or like an unsub in disguise as an alien in the movie theater. Like a little alien mask? Yeah. It's this big. How could someone disguise himself as this big? Because his face is covered. Oh. You mean the man under the mask?

Yeah. Like if the mask man is the answer. unsub. I thought you meant the mask was the unsub. I was like, that's too little. What an unsub is? Oh, the unknown subject. The killer. You know, I know. I thought that you meant he was disguising himself as an alien. He is. Disguising himself. The alien is that little mask. What are you talking about? That's on their face. I know what a mask is. I'm saying that he's using that as the disguise to not show his own faith. Now I understand, but those two beings, the mask, and the person are not one.

I am aware. The unsub could be either the mask or the person under the mask. An unsub cannot be a mask. I know now. I didn't understand at first. But I don't even understand what you thought. That you meant that it was like a little tiny unsub. Like, man.

Like a baby. I'm bored. Move on. Thank God we have no babies on board because we have things to do today. We have to get moving at it. Have you done anything like in your personal life that you want to talk about? Oh yeah. I don't know if I can talk about it, but it doesn't really matter.

I did another S&L. Oh, I did talk about it last week. I think you talked about that you were going to do it. I did do it. And? Horrible. So thank you. You will not be catching me on S&L this season.

Which is I genuinely, I've told you this, like I think you're like good. Yeah. Thanks. All good. Thank you so much. It was a harrowing experience. I didn't sign an NDA or anything because I could probably talk about it. I'm sure you could.

Yeah, the people that... Hello. There was a noise. There was a noise. It was just, it was, it was crazy to see all these people do, like, legit S&L skits. I was like, oh, wow, they're going to be on S&L. Yeah. So I think that I took a picture of the list of names so that if the time comes and one of them is on, I'll have, like,

I was there and they got it. I was there. That's kind of all I have to say over the weekend. Did I do anything? Is that what you're asking me? Yes. Since the last time I saw you. No.

I had an event on Friday with Dr. Matt King, Incorporated. Yeah. And that was really special. We were emceeing this event. Uh-huh. And we like nailed it. I was like, wow, I'm like kind of a good idea. What were your MCDs?

Well, Matt, being Matt, memorized. every single detail about Bear Bell's protein bars, which like I was unaware that I had homework. So I was kind of like, Matt, what do we say? What do you say? So I was kind of like the personality hire. Matt is the perfect person to be in a group project with. He took it upon himself to memorize. Like he, so like we had to introduce all the new product.

And it was like the Bear Bell, they had a new like caramel crunch protein bar. And he was like, baked in a buttery. flaky crust of caramel crunch kernels and underneath that you'll be shocked to hear that there is caramel again yet again underneath above the nougat wafers and i'm like yep you guys you heard matt that's exactly right and i'm looking forward to seeing it being around it experiencing it myself that was kind of my duty there how many people showed up a lot and could you was it just like open invite anyone can come from the streets and people did they came out that's so excited It was really fun.

But then I was weirdly so tired after that experience that I didn't do anything Saturday or Sunday, which is becoming my new ting. Ooh, coffee's got a taste to it. What do you, what kind of mean? It's the vanilla. Oh. This episode is brought to you by Prime.

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It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. What about you? What'd you do? Connor, I went to the cheesecake factory. Awesome. What kind of coffee did you get? The vanilla. Okay. You have the regular. Mine just, I just, because you said that, I started tasting chlorine. Oh, I'm just, I'm tasting something else that's not chlorine. Okay. I do love the taste of chlorine and the smell too. Me too.

I got spaghetti meatballs at the cheesecake factory. Yeah. Awesome. I have not been able to stop thinking about them. I've never been. I've been one time. You're kidding. Connor, you've got to get yourself to the cheesecake factory.

I don't want to go. No, you have to. I don't want to go. Get spaghetti and meatballs. It's amazing. Okay I'll have the linguine What?

I thought you were doing a thing Get the strawberry soda I was Oh I said I'll get the linguine Oh okay Oh my god I want to order We have to sync up really quick

We've got to sync up In what way Because I fear like we're just not Like connecting in a way today That we really need to be connecting Do you think Talking about Okay

You were like well Well how do you expect us to connect If you don't let me talk about Jake Shane's sushi bowl. Yeah, it hit me. That's awesome. I agree. It is awesome.

If you don't know, Jake Shane has beef with sugarfish, which is another sushi chain because they wouldn't give him a side of white rice, because they only give that to kids, which is crazy because it's a sushi restaurant. They have some white rice around despair, probably. So he partners with Sweetfin, which is another like poca. bowl place and his bowl looks so good and it has a side of white rice but I want to order it like today me and you and I want to eat it in the bonus is that something that would interest you yeah me too because it looks right up both of our alley yeah we don't have similar

taste buds but I think this is where we oversecked that's not a word yeah we might oversect here I think we oversect here um yeah this was this was really smart Jake Jake showed So Jake tried out for SNL too Last week with me And I drove him home

From the showcase And he showed me The song that he wrote I haven't heard it It's legitimately Three and a half minutes long And it is so good I'm so excited

It's like full blown produced Production No I'm like this beef That he has is getting like National headline What do you think is happening Over at Sugar Sugarfish HQ HQ.

I would love to know if someone works there. You know, there's someone Rage that's like, fuck, I'm going to quit. Yeah. No, they better, like, it's important to, like, grow and change from these type of things. And I hope that they allow people to get a side of white rice now. They're doubling down. I think they might be doubling down. That would be, like, such a huge PR move for them if they were like, okay, whatever, you can get rice.

No. Oh, my gosh, Brooke. We should make a B&C, like, like, like, street rice cart and just like when people walk in they can like order a little cup of rice from us that's jake's thing we can't just all of a sudden start doing rice too business is business baby i feel like the rice market and influencing is so niche that if you start going into the side of rice business that's very that's stepping on jake's toes no you are absolutely not being cutthroat right now and I need you to be cutthroat.

Okay, you can run it by Jake. No. Call Jake Shane. What are you going to say? Hey, I have... Is that Jake? I think as a child. Oh my God, that's precious.

Jake, I have a business proposition. I would love to run past you. Keep it open mind. I just want to say that before I present you with my proposition. shit. Bye. It's not a proposition for him if you just want to do it me and you without him.

It just doesn't seem like you're very open to being a part of this business and that's okay. I feel like I'm just being a good friend of Jake. And me too because I just called him and told I'm going to do it. And by the way, you think I'm going to sit out there

and run my street cart? No. I'm going to hire out and I'm going to build this business from the ground up. Okay, do it. I want you to do it. See where it gets you. Speaking of Jake, I'm all about the segues today.

Speaking of Jake, I have something to say about Glenn Powell. Great. Someone commented on the video of me saying that I haven't entered my Glennaissance yet. And they said that the reason I have not entered my Glennaissance is because Glenn is a brunette with the face of a blonde. That's a blonde man. I thought he was blonde. That's a blonde man, which is what I responded. to that girl in the comments of the video.

Then I'm starting to second guess myself. I Google, Glenn Powell. That man has brown hair. Wow, okay, so that person was right. That man has brown hair that sometimes has blonde highlights for roles. But at the end of the day, he is technically speaking a brunette. So she hit the nail on the fucking head, man. Oh, he's completely.

That's a man with brown hair. He has completely brown hair. Which is complete. That's a Mandela effect. if I've ever heard of one. I mean, sometimes he can have like a dirty blonde tint, definitely. What color hair is that?

Brown? To me that, like, the color of that hair is like called hair to me in my head. You know what I mean? Let's get it. No, if you cover up his face, the color of that is brown.

If you uncover his face, that is blonde. He should have blonde hair, though. He should have bleached blonde hair. hair. In my head he does. In this picture he does. Until you cover up his face and the hair is a brown. Why your tooth brown. Why your hair is brown, Glenn. All right. I need you to hit us with another segue. Okay. Because I don't know how to get to any of mine. Speaking of like movies and movie culture, have you heard about it ends with us. Yeah. Okay. I saw

and I'm prepping us for like some backlash here because people are ready to hate this movie. I saw it a few weeks ago in advance screening of it. I have to say I was hysterically sobbing profoundly impacted by the film. I think everyone has said that has pre-screened it said that it's good. Yeah, but I think the people that went to the pre-screenings are people that probably would like it. whereas the people that are already ready to hate are ready to hate it would not have been asked to attend the pre-screenings. I see. You know what I mean?

So I think it's a selective. They're jaded. So I truly like I sobbed and I thought it was well done. But anyway, there's a lot of drama happening around the movie that no one is talking about. Like what? Let me share. So the movie is directed by Justin Baldoni. Do you know who that is?

I do because when I was working at Bump. we had him come in and do an event for us. What was he like? Nothing's, I didn't know who he was. So I was just like, hey. So he's from Jane the Virgin, and he's directed movies like five feet apart and clouds, which are both movies that handle kind of like sensitive illness subjects. Justin Baldoni and I are operating like this.

Like there is not a world in which anything he works on, anything Justin Baldoni touches. would ever have led like the fact that I'm saying his name I think is an act of the universe and the strings and whatever happens everything in my life led me up to like learning about Justin Baldoni because I know nothing about him nothing nothing he touches would have ever reached me except that's the whole point of me and you I know is that things you're running parallel to enter are now perpendicular to you because of me yeah yeah which I love and and Anyway, so he directed those movies, and he also was very much in the, like... You're pegging me with information about Justin Beldoni.

Yeah, I know, because I'm setting the scene for the drama. Okay, gotcha. He also is very much in the, like, fragile masculinity, like, unpacking masculinity, space. He has a book on that. And my understanding of Justin Baldoni, and I said this on obsess last week, is that he's, like, a grade A, like, perfect guy. That has been my understanding. And I don't know anything that would contradict that. But let me tell you about the drama.

So he directed it ends with us and also starred in it. A little bit spoilery coming, but not really, but a little teeny bit about the direction of the film. A little bit of teeny. He plays the bad guy, okay, in the movie. So people were like, oh, and he has not been involved in like any of the press. Like it's just been Blake lively, the romantic lead, Brandon S. who's a sweetheart, I think. Jenny Slate, everybody else has been doing press.

Justin has nowhere to be seen. And people have thought that's because like, oh, he plays the villain. Like, people don't want like to have him like being like buddy, buddy with the rest of the cast like for optics. Okay. No, because Colleen Hoover and Blake lively both unfollowed him on Instagram. Okay. Brandon, the other guy. I don't know if it's Brandon or Brennan right now, but it's definitely one of those and I have trouble with that name.

We can't remember. I'll call him B. Never followed him in the first place. And him and Colleen were so buddy-buddy-buddy at the beginning, like constantly posting together. And at the premiere last night, no one was seen with Justin. He was going completely like on his own while the rest of the cast were like posting pictures together. Jenny Slate posted him was like congratulations to like lively on this film, which is interesting because Justin directed and starred in it as well.

So something is awry. I do need to say. just given the state of things in terms of marketing movies and in terms of like every single other movie being like are these two dating like is Glenn Powell and Zindy Sweeney like oh did did he break up with his girl did his girlfriend break up with him because they're cheating on each other together no they were not at all but we believed it to me seems like marketing I don't think so it just seems like marketing I don't think Colleen and Blake would unfollow him that's like a pretty easy thing it's just two taps with your thumb and And B. Brandon X. Brennan never followed him to begin with even before if it was a PR son. They wouldn't have even hatched the idea yet. Are the two, in the movie, are the two romantically involved in the movie?

Who's the lead, Jenny Slate? No, Blake Lively is romantically involved. There's two romantic leads. One is Justin Baldoni and one is B. So who? And the bad guy. Who are we rooting for? B.

We're rooting for B Well, actually, it's Yes I'm not following I don't want to spoil the movie But it's like a very Oh, okay Like

I'm just saying when you have And so the female lead is Blake Lively Yeah So who like You absolutely could not Like She can't be seen with

B or Justin in public And you can't have any lore surrounding them Because she's married to Ryan Rindleton Well Ryan Reynolds interviewed B and it was really funny because he was like okay I'm really

interested to get to know and interview my wife's romantic interest in the film so they're actually that's not at all true okay well oh okay well I just I don't know anything about it so I'm literally just trying to

piece it I know I don't want to give away the my thought is that Justin Valdoni couldn't have done anything so so unprofessional that they are like they're like leaving him intentionally out of congratulatory posts like you at least put on airs and you learn when to lie when you were I think something happened which is you would come out with state I'm being parisocial if something was that serious you'd come out and be like

Justin Baldoni is no longer affiliated with the film he won't be to be doing press well I don't think it was something like I think they just maybe had like serious creative differences or like I think this is I don't think it was something that required a statement well they just We've got five minutes of our podcast, so if it's marketing, they won. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I'm not convinced. And I don't think enough people are talking about this drama.

Well, considering I didn't, I knew nothing about. Hey, you've probably not seen it anywhere. Dr. Baldini? No, I had no idea. And now I'm fully in the loop. And now I'm like, fully, this is going to be in my zeitgeist now. My phone's listening. I'm going to get ads for Justin Baldoni.

Right when we get offline. Yeah. because it definitely it appears based off of how everyone is aligned that he did something because it's everyone versus him yeah which would be shocking to me based off of I expressed how I've expressed my love for him he seems like the greatest guy etc something something's not adding up awry and that just goes to show you you never know anyone who you don't know never judge you never know someone that you don't know oh my hear it I've never really don't I've heard it like that. Yeah. You really open my eyes, Brooke. Yeah. So let's keep,

I would, let's keep our eyes on that space. Are you watching the Olympics at all still? No, I wasn't to begin with except Steve. Steve. Every single day I watch the Olympics. What's your favorite?

I have really a lot of thoughts that like, it's another one of those things for me. You know, sometimes you say things and you're like, I kind of don't want people to know that I didn't know that. Yeah, of course. Okay. Well, this is going to.

What's crazy is that like there's, so many of that stuff that we choose to air. Like imagine how bad it has to be if we don't air it. Yeah. Some stuff gets cut because we're like, you know, you heard the NATO thing. I'm not knowing what NATO was. Times that by 10. Yeah.

Oh, God. Yeah. But like the point of the point of this and the, the, the, me pushing us to like release stuff is that there's probably a lot of closeted people that just don't know certain really obvious stuff to most people that like learn with us and we take their hand. I think that's the case because. some of my, I think my friends are some of the smartest people and I've never once felt like there was a disparity there. Like they don't know what I don't know. Well, you're only know what

you're exposed to. Like I didn't know that Delhi was short for delicatessen. Yeah. I also think that people define intelligence in like such a specific way or is it can be so many things. Right. You know? And like I said, we only have so much real estate. Anyways, so I'm watching the Olympics. And this is going to be hard to put into words. And I really need you to just like push yourself to try to understand what I'm saying. I'm watching and I'm like, okay, like, like, like, why does Sweden have a beach volleyball team? How do they even hear about beach volleyball? You know what I mean?

Like, do you know what I mean? How? Okay. I don't know why I think of the Olympics. I think they don't have like phones there? No, no, no. It's just like what, what they? They don't have a need for a beach volleyball team.

And then I started thinking, I'm like, why am I thinking about it? Like, the hunger games, like, each district should be like, we're good at logging because we have forests or like, we're good at fishing because we live on an island. I kind of like, I don't, it doesn't compute for me. It's like the Jamaican bobsled team. Why do you have a bobsled team? What good is that doing? But it's like on the world stage, you need to learn how to do these sports. Well, all sports are not like necessary.

Well, Brooke, I know that. But I'm just saying some countries are like genetically predisposed and not be good at certain sports. Like, so I wouldn't want to compete in certain things. I'm trying to think of a way that I can put this without like getting to. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. No one gets it. I feel like I'm going in saying, Kenny, do you get it? Yeah, like I had that thought with, uh, Ireland has a hockey team.

And I was like, who's playing hockey over there? Who's playing hockey over there? And like, like, if you were, okay, here's what it is from a, from a business perspective, if you're in Ireland and you're like, I want to be the best hockey player in Ireland, like the bar's really low. You could go to the Olympics. Same way with like,

I'm also learning about a lot of new sports. Like I feel like there's like industry plant sports where like I walk away and I go make a coffee and I come back and they're like, they're like passing a ball around a court with just their mouths. I'm like, what game is this? Fear factor?

Like, I don't, I'm not following. And so there's just a lot of things I'm learning. about the Olympics. Fencing is blowing my damn mind. I really feel like that's made up. I thought it was just in the parent drap. And then now all of a sudden it's on the world stage and they're really just walking up out like you're out. It's like literally a point point point. It's crazy. I know it's a real sport. It's mind blowing. Now I'll just get off of the dumb subject and I'm just going to give a little recap of what I watched yesterday. It was like every time I blinked it felt like I was becoming more American yesterday.

No, all of a sudden, patriotism is back in. It's back in. We've reclaimed the flag. Turn it up. I literally want to get an American flag like they have in classrooms and like put it in my living room. No, we've reclaimed the flag. I saw this video that moved me profoundly on TikTok that were these women like in their

40s, maybe like in the Midwest and they were like flouncing the flag around. They were flouncing the flag around. And a woman with a mic came up to them and was like, who are you voting for? And like, obviously, I was just like, oh, they're voting for Trump. And they were just like, Kamala. And it was such a profound, like, reclamation of the flag. I started crying. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay, wait, put a pin in that. So I want to come back to that. But I do want to recap the Olympics. So yesterday I was watching track and field. And they had this like pre-roll video of these two dudes. I think one was British and one was Irish, I think. If my memory. supports me. And they're doing this like back and forth of like one guy's like, yeah, I don't know why he's talking smack about me. Like he should be out on the field right now doing his sprints. He can't do the 300 meter, all this stuff.

And like the other Irish guys like, he sucks. You know, like they're going back and forth playing these like press conferences of these two guys. One, I think the British guy was the world champion, the world champion of, the 1500 meter. And the Irish guy was like the past Olympic champion of the 1500 meter. They start to run. You're watching these two guys.

And the announcers are going, it was all talk. No, no, no, no, no, no. Now it's him. Quietly from behind. Via the Eagles wings, an American Cole Hawker, I think his name is, starts to pick it up, starts to pick it up, starts to pick it up, starts to pick it up, passes him.

passes him gold Olympic gold medalist American and then get this the great the great Britain douchebag guy that was the big like talking smack guy right at the tail end another American

sticks his neck out get second we got the world champion out we got the past Olympic champion out Team USA baby and then the third guy that was talking smack like didn't even place didn't even medal and it was crazy like watching his parents in the stands they they pan to them his dad's going is like because he wasn't supposed to be meddling

Cole wasn't whoa you see his dad go what the fuck like screaming it and then he wins it was maybe that was his strategy all along is to not let people know how good he was that's they're saying it American hustler yeah American hustler that's the American hustler but yeah I mean I haven't either just sounds good those two words is that that movie I think that's with rebel Wilson no no no no the Bradley Cooper one that's Oceans 11 no no okay Wait. Uh-uh. Then I continued watching American Hustle.

I started watching Track and Field again. Another American. Gabby Thomas went to you, T. Austin. Oh, God, do you know? I did not know her. She's younger than me, and she just won a gold medal at the Olympics. You know, that pisses me out. You don't have to squeeze the water bottle to get it into your mouth faster.

I want to. It's not going anywhere. You just tip it further up. I'm not a tipper. We've talked about this. You're well. all over your face and mouth. Like probably stop squeezing it.

That's why I'm always so dehydrated. Like only half of the water ever gets in my mouth. It will get there. It will get there. Okay, I'm not done with the Olympics really quick. Do you know how much Snoop Dogg is getting paid per day to be at the Olympics? Does anyone want to know? Yeah.

$500 million. Wait, $500,000 a day. Not $500 million a day and how many days? I don't know. The Olympics is like a month. Really? Yeah. I think it's over.

No. On the 11th? Sweet. Yeah. It feels like a month when you're watching TV all day. Yeah. Yeah. But I've been really, really liking it.

That's all I have. Good. Love that. I really like that. I have something else to say about the London. Okay. How the hell? I want to make a TikTok about this.

I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching skateboard. with the Eiffel Tower in the back. Yeah. I'm watching beach volleyball with the Louvre in the back. I'm watching rowing in the river, in the Sin River. I forget which way they do it.

What are we going to, what the hell are we going to do in L.A. when we host it in 2028? Where are we going to put them under the 405? Maybe I was thinking the Silver Lake Reservoir. No, because they're not even going that far. They're putting, like, Manhattan Beach is a big volleyball town. They're playing volleyball in Santa Monica. They better check this hand.

I don't know. Maybe like, I bet there's like gorgeous stuff in this. They might do Malibu. No, they're doing volleyball. And like they're staying all within like that section of L.A. that's like Santa Monica up to like West Hollywood, I think. There's no way the Olympics are happening in West Hollywood. Do you think they're running track and DTLA?

No, I'm not talking to. They are going to do that? At USC. Oh, they're going to run at USC. That makes sense. What are they going to do about skid robing 40 feet away from track and field? Skid Row. They still call it Skid Row. Okay. What are they going to do about that? I'm on Skid Row talk.

How is it? It's like sad. Yeah, it's tragic. Yeah. But I'm saying which historically when they have the Olympics places, they just cover up all the, all the bad stuff about a city. When my dad flew into Rio during the Olympics when they were having him in Rio de Janeiro. He's like, there was just this huge wall in between the city and then like all of the. I'm sure something horrible like that is going to happen when the Olympics come here. Damn. Well, I love the Olympics, man.

Yeah. I'm loving waving my American flag around. I do too. Did you see, by the way, now that back to your point about Kamala Harris and all that jazz, their merch that came out is like a camouflage hat with orange writing that says like Harris waltz. Oh my God, I love the way we're reclaiming. Like it's like hunting gear. Because he's a veteran?

For people that like... And he hunts. He hunts. Yeah, it's so interesting. He's a progressive hunter. That's been my favorite thing on Twitter where it's like, they're going to take our guns away and then just like a picture of him with a gun.

Like, I don't think he's going to take our guns away. Hunting makes me sad. But I can't say that because I eat meat, you know? So we have to move on. There's ethical hunting. And then there's unethical hunting. Like I think RFK with that bear cub that he definitely did not kill. We got you

RFK. Like that, like, I don't like people killing. Well, listen to this. I didn't get around that and hunting them. I do know something. Well, you can because there's overpopulation of certain species. You're still killing them. Well, you have to like do population control or else it like messes up the rest of the ecosystem. That sounds like the beginning of something really bad.

It's not. Like, that's how it's been around because like wild hogs, breed really quickly and they destroy like crops and stuff. I just could not kill an animal myself. I haven't ever done it either, but I'm saying like I think that's my understanding, right? Am I wrong? I'm talking out of my arse, but I'm saying that's... I mean, I assume that that that happens. Also, people aren't just like shooting them and then they were just rot on a field like they eat the...

No, I know. Okay, anyways. Which is why I'm like, I can't even talk because I literally had ribs last night. How were they? Like I don't even want to say. Pork or beef. Like the Chinese kind like barbecue spare ribs. Like pork. Pork. Okay. So good. I was like pork or beef and she was like

Chinese. Okay. That should answer it. They have cows in China. I'm sure they do. But I'm saying the kind of ribs that you get at a Chinese restaurant are a pork base. You can get beef ribs.

Do you know that my mom wanted me to keep kosher when I was in middle school? And so I used to get to school really, really early and get bacon and eat it behind a trash can. We have been shaped by all that has come before us. Yeah. And now we have to unburden ourselves by what has been. Yeah. 100%. Do you think she's, do you think Kamala Harris is ever going to like address the coconut tree thing?

I think that she needs to like when she gets elected be like none of us fell out of that coconut tree. I think she'll bring it back once. I think she has the right idea by not like harping on it. And I think she'll bring it back like when we're least expecting it as like a final like rally for the people. And it'll be great. It's so funny.

It isn't getting old. It really feels like we're watching Veep. It does. Yeah. She was so. fun to watch last night during Tim W's. Yeah. She was like trying not to laugh the entire time. Yeah. Can you stop clicking your nails? I can't hear. Wait, you want to hear some nail eyes more? Wait, do you want to hear something insane while you're doing that? Yeah. One time I was sitting at my college

house and we had all these guitars hung up on the wall like across one side. And one time I was like my roommate, I was watching TV and I heard like one of my roommates was like strumming on the guitar. And I was like, can you stop watching TV? And it was like, Like that. It was like, like, just literally like, I turn around,

Cocker just running around on the strings of one of the guitars. Uh-uh. And it was going, ding, dill-l-ling, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah.

That's bad. Is Tim Waltz going on hot ones? Or is that a set? No, are those two stuff? You just buried my lead. Sorry. If he,

if Tim Waltz goes on hot ones, we don't even need to have an election. Like they win. Tim Waltz and Kamala Harris on hot ones. That would be really good. Election one. Oh, could you imagine how much Trump would sweat.

on hot ones that would be hard to watch that could kill him they'd have to do hot ones like in a pool which no one would run a sea i fear not i fear um did you see tim waltz actually made a comment about the couch i did see that by the way i'm locked in by the way i don't know if we got like shadow ban because i said he had sex with the couch or what but like that video when i posted it really i was going to do numbers i was really like uh-ha posting it Like literally for an hour 16 likes. I had to do an outreach and be like, please you guys. No.

Go like it. Someone commented on it. I posted on Snapchat, which is at Fibbila, by the way. I posted on Snapchat and said, please, please, please go like that video. Like I feel like I'm going to be sick. And someone commented, is this the video you wanted us to like? And I was like, no, no, no, no. It was a different one.

I deleted it. It's so weird how the videos were like this is like the next I have first. Get eight likes. No, it's crazy. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. It's sad. I have something I have to say. Okay. I've never shared this on here, and I want to share it because I feel like it could help somebody. Jake's calling me back.

Hi, Jake. You're live on the pod. Hi, Jake. Hello, my love. Hi, Brooke. How are you? I miss you. Good. I miss you. What are you guys talking about? Well, Brooke had this awesome idea. No. that we should open up a stand outside of sugarfish, like a street food car, and it's just simply white rice and a cup.

You didn't say outside of sugarfish? Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Well, outside of sugar fish. Why do I feel like it would just like make people go into sugarfish, though? And by the way, I'm against this idea. I don't know if I love that idea, but, like, I love the enthusiasm behind the idea. It feels like a lemonade stand, but for rice.

You're breaking up a little bit. You're not, Jake, at all. No, eliminate same for rice, but a lot of times you don't even realize what I'm craving right now is like some, some moist white, some sticky rice. Okay, honestly, yeah, I love it, but I'm just like, no, like, I definitely love it, but I'm wondering, like, we get a season to says. Yes. What if it's just not outside of sugarfish? Okay, you guys. I love you.

Okay. I love you, Jake. Love you all so much. Bye. Bye, Jake. Something tells me he didn't love it. He's like that on the phone, by the way. He'll be like, he'll call and be like, well, like really induced me like, all right,

I got to go like halfway through. I was like, I thought we were chatting. I'll literally be in my AirPods. Like, I'll start to do the dishes thinking I'm about to have a conversation. I'm like, all right, I got to go. I'm like, now I got to call. I've got to find someone to call. One of my favorite friendships ever is you and Jake.

Yeah, we have a special bond. Truly. The two of us. And honestly, you and Tristan. Love Tristan too. I know. I love when you two get together. By the way, me, you, Tristan, watch this space, y'all.

I want Tristan to come on this podcast. Me too. Me too. Okay, wait, I have to tell you. I started talking about it. I've never talked about this on the podcast, but I think that this may help people. I'm late all the time. I'm late to this.

I'm late to that. Yep. I know. I'm late to finding my damn hat. But I have this album in my phone that I've never shared, and it's called Sorry I'm late. And I think everyone should have one of these. Basically, it's pictures, right?

There's a picture of my landlord and my cabinet. There's a picture of a positive COVID test. There's a picture of Max looking kind of sad. Positive COVID tests. Sorry, I'm late on my way. Yeah, like, and then they can either be like, okay, no worries or stay home. Max looking kind of sad. Oh, that is sad.

I have a picture of me on a phone. call with a 1-800 number and it says 36 minutes like 14 seconds. I have a picture with my mom. It says like 14 minutes. And then you can kind of pick which one you want to use. Yeah. And send it off. I think that's a good idea. Sorry, I'm late. I have COVID. Yeah. I do understand what you're doing and I think it's a good idea. I think you should just try being on time. That's so much easier said than done. I feel like that is true. I don't think that I don't think that. Like, I wish I was better at that. I don't know if there's a medication that I could take.

But for now, I think that my album called Sorry I'm Late is the best medicine besides laughter. Okay. Thank you for sharing. Yeah. And Adderall. I have a crush on Daisy Edgar Jones. We all do. I know.

But it's, did you watch her on Royal Court at Britney Show? Mm-hmm. Did you actually? No. She is so charming and sweet and funny and like just truly the greatest woman in the whole world. I'm addicted to her. She kept up with Brittany and that's really hard to do. I really like her.

Can I just say something? Yeah. I think. It's the weirdest girl in the world. It's hard for me to like her because I like Dakota Johnson so much and they look the same. They both have brown hair. They look the same. I don't think so at all.

And we get a side by side of Daisy Edgar and the other one. I feel like Daisy's much softer and Dakota's got some edge to her. Both gorgeous, of course. Okay, yeah. You're thinking of just the bangs maybe? And the face. I think they're just Burnett. No, they're the same.

Yeah, this is like... Not seeing it. I mean, I'm like they don't like look so opposite, but I wouldn't think like, oh, they look. Like I wouldn't even think that they're sisters because they look so much alike. I would think that one of them had surgery to start becoming the other one. You know that? Who's that guy that looks exactly like Glenn Powell that I used to get confused? I haven't been.

The guy from This Is Us, one of the brothers. Justin's something? That used to me that used to be Glenn Powell also. This young man. Couldn't tell it. difference. I can see it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they have the same hair. It's parted a different way. The same blonde brunette hair. Same blonde hair. Yeah. That we know them. That's their, that's their defining qualities. Their blonde hair. Wait. I'm going to outside lands. I think you

should talk about the earthquake first. Oh, yeah. How come we haven't talked about that? We should have opened with that. I know. On Sunday, I was kind of winding down for the evening. And my tooth was feeling weird. It didn't hurt. Just kind of like I could feel my tooth. Which tooth? My back molar. I was getting there. And then I post it on my snapjits or I go, there's going to be an earthquake this week.

I can feel it in my teeth. Last night, I'm sitting on my couch. And I'm sitting up. Like I'm sitting not even like leaning back on the thing. And I'm sitting there and Max kind of gets up and he's like looking at the door. And as he gets up, I'm like my upstairs neighbors are like really. moving a lot so much that they're like shaking the ground in my room and I was like what are they doing then I started listening I was like oh they're not making any noise and the chair was going like

this like the cushion and I've never felt an earthquake before I said that really ever I haven't I've been in them and then I get the notification after and it's like earthquake or I've been driving or whatever you don't feel them in the car that was the first one I felt I was like I was like, it was kind of like, it was kind of a big one. It was huge. It was 5.7 and it was in Bakersfield, which is just up from where I got max.

It's like three hours away. Right. So it was really close. I was, and then I started getting texts. Megan texted me, Patrick texted me, a bunch of people texted me,

you're a witch. Because what, two days later, after I felt it in my tooth, there was an earthquake. My body is so in touch with the tectonic plates that, like we're a one. We're one now.

That is insane. No, it's... That science has come to your tooth being able to predict the next earthquake. My brown tooth. My tooth brown predicting the next earthquake is insane. My tooth brown. My tooth frown. My tooth do things that your tooth with it could.

My tooth bad. My tooth good. My tooth do things that your tooth wish it could. My tooth bad. Tell me if you've seen him. He always bring the racket like Venus and Serino. Williams would have been better in there, I think. It's a song already written.

I'm just repeating. Oh, it is. You can tell Ludacris that you have an idea, though. Oh, yeah, you love Luda. Why don't you get him on the line like Jake Shane? Well, I don't love it. I got to go. You let me go.

I'm going to outside lands this weekend. Oh, I'm jealous. What's the lineup? It's really good. I obviously am missing Friday because I have shows this week. My last two shows in L.A. Or this week. Oh, I want to go.

And listen to this. You should come. Okay. I'm not scared. I'm going to go. Of the show or outside land? Yeah, like I usually like get nervous before my shows. I'm going to go and just like have fun.

I'm like, hey, you, hey, you little thing. Like, let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink. You know what I mean? I'm going to like really engage with people. I'm not going to like script as much as I usually do. And I'm just going to have fun with it. Okay.

Love that. And then if it starts going south. start reading off your phone i have covid sorry of covid it's not because my jokes are bad it's because i have covd yeah sorry y'all i got covd um i am going outside lands and i am going to see chapel ron and i'm really excited chaparone the thing about chaparone i never sought her out but randomly she started playing she's been playing at every bar i've gone to like that has a dj the whole time i was in new york kept playing. I know every word to like her top four songs. Or not every word, but like, yeah, bo-papap-pom-boom-bo.

Like I can do that. The beat. And then I keep getting her crowds at like La La Poulouse and all that. And then massive like queen-style crowds like OG like Amy Winehouse at that Hill the World Festival. Yeah. That level crowds. And I'm going to go. And I'm so excited to see that crowd and like be in that crowd. she has popped off. My favorite song is still Pink Pony Club. Do you remember when I was obsessed with that a few years ago? No. Yeah, I don't think I played it for you, honestly.

But, yeah. I'm excited to do. The last time I was excited to be in a crowd because I had seen the crowd already was Kendrick Lamar. And I think it must have been Austin City Limits that I saw him. And it was that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was on Vine. I was in college.

I remember it was on Vine and I was excited to post that like, every time I'm in the street, I hear, yeah, yeah, yeah. So are you more excited for the crowd or to see Chapel? Like a combo platter of both. Okay. Yeah. It is like a historic event. Well, the funny thing is about the lineup is she's like third row.

Her name's this big. I didn't even know she was going. That's going to next year she's going to be the biggest name. No, I think it's going to, I think it is probably messing a lot of stuff up for these. festivals because she's on this like side stage and it's everyone's going to go from the main act over to like her side stage and it's not it's not built for that. She was like can edit that. I don't think so because they pay they pay the artist like I would honestly buy out one of the artists that's like headlining and be like take the night off it really doesn't matter.

Like I don't even know who's who's going that night. Let me check because I'm going to embarrass myself. Oh yeah. Can we I think I'm going to miss Renee rap because I think she's on. Yeah, she's Friday. Sergil Simpson, who I really like. I never heard that in my life. And then Post Malone. Well, he's like really low key, but him being the headliner is mind-blowing to me. Over, the one that I can't say, that's the second one, Kite Trinada.

Yeah, K-Tranada that I really have enjoyed seeing in the past. Teddy Swims, Victoria Monet, Chapel Rhone. Like, I would have put those above. I thought I was like this indie country country fan that I liked Sergio Simpson I did not realize he was like headline sageworthy I played him before I think he would like him and that's okay

I agree yeah but I'm just excited I love going up to San Francisco it's gonna be such a blessing I'm going with La Croy Oh my God, so fun Yeah and you know I love my sparkling water I do know that yeah yeah I drink an unhealthy amount of sparkling water I think it's certainly to affect my heart

and I'm not making any medical health claims about any sparkling water At least you'll be hydrated. I don't think it hydrates you. Yes, it does. Can we look up water? But it's sparkling. But it's water at its core.

If it says it hydrates you, I'm going to be in such good mood the rest of the day. Of course it does. Yes, sparkling water is just as hydrating as still water. In fact, some may say that the fizz may even enhance its hydrating effects for some people. However, it may take longer to absorb sparkling water than still water. Thank you, Google AI overview. How great is that? That's pretty great.

Okay, I have to be so bad that I'm starting to get nonverbal. Okay. So do you want to head to the bonus? Yes. Okay. That sounds good. I'm going to order Jake's. Wait, before we go, I just want to say something because this is not even a conversation I want to have.

I just want to say it out loud. I was at a restaurant last week and I was in a good mood. Kind of like one of the goofy means. Oh, come on. I know. I'm just like I'm going to pee my panties. Okay, just go pee. I'll tell it to the, I'll tell it to the, I'll tell.

No, but I want to hear it. Okay. Well, you really have to engage with this because I got nothing. thing back from when I said it originally. So I was in a kind of fun mood. I'm sitting there and the waitress comes up and I was like, how is your, I forget what I ordered like a sandwich or something.

She goes, how is everything? And I was like, I'm not even going to tell it. I'm not going to tell it. Really? It's dumb. Now I'm thinking about it. It's dumb. I understand why. What happened happened? I was like, T to the A to the S to the S.T.E. Why girl is tasting. I went on a podcast yesterday and started telling a story

and realized halfway through how bad it was. But I had no choice but to keep going. Well, I just finished mine and... No, you didn't finish it. I said T to the A to the S, D-E-Y, Girl, It's T-T-E-Y, Girl, It's T-E-Y. The entire story was that you had a good sandwich? No, I did the Fergie thing from Black-E-E-E-E-Y-G-E-E-Y-Girl as tasty. D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S to the T to the A to the S-T-E-Y-G-E-Y-G-Gurl it's tasty.

All right. I got it. I love it. Oh, my God. What? I will see you in the bonus. This has been the final episode of BN-C-M-A-P. Thank you all for coming. We'll see you in the bonus. This week on Close Friends. I'm going to go to the doctor and get actual medication.

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