Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Hanging with Our Buddy, Cody Ko (ft. Cody Ko)

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke and Connor welcome Cody Ko back on the set! They reminisce on their favorite hall of fame internet memes, break down the life of a sweet treats guy, and speed round some breaking pop culture news. Plus, Connor has a wild run in with Hunter Biden. NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. Tinder. It starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today. Go to https://JULIECARE.CO/bandc to get $10 off your online purchase for a limited time! Go to https://drinkAG1.com/BANDC to try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Valley Mentality  1:38 Intro 2:13 Buddy vs Bestie 5:20 Welcome Cody!  6:37 The Jet Setters 7:20 The Jello Theory 9:30 The Sully Spiral  12:05 BetterHelp 13:45 The Deadly Fire In The Bronx 15:12 Jeremy Strong Tik Toks 20:00 Our Favorite Quotes 22:57 Ebaum’s World 23:49 Reacting To More Tik Toks 26:28 Tinder 27:47 A Sweet Delivery 31:45 Healing Solo Ice Cream Dates 35:07 The Pirate vs Roman Empire Debate 39:54 Reading Absurd Comments 42:25 Julie 44:21 Symptoms of the Algorithm  46:57 Big Nuts 50:33 Haircuts With Hunter Biden 55:03 AG1 56:56 Our POWERFUL Manifestations  59:27 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Recap 1:03:34 Cody’s Loco Moco 1:07:59 Cody’s Manifestations 1:09:55 Brian J. Alvarez’s Song 1:15:54 Thanks Cody!!! 1:17:02 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Get the valley so I like can't speak to about the mentality of those in the valley. I don't mind it actually. Can I pay you a compliment? Yeah. I love when you say buddy. Oh, my buddy? Yeah, because I feeling no one else really does it the way you do.

That feels not like when I hear other people say, buddy, I'm like, douche. Oh, I accidentally called Tristan Buddy yesterday and it felt so. Well, when you call someone Buddy, that's like saying, hey pal. Hey, champ. Can I ask? Can you have those papers on my desk by the end of the day, champ? Yeah, like, if you were introducing the person, you're like, this is my pal. This is my pal Connor.

It's my pal. It's like, you're a make-a-wish kid to that person. Is you're his house? Do you think you subconsciously say, Buddy, like, because you, they, like, rank in a certain space on your list of friends, like, not, like, too close, but not acquaintance? Buddy's kind of, like, a blanket. Or, you think, anyone could be buddy, you know, or, like, yeah, my buddy that I hate, you know. I could also say that. Yeah, Buddy, I think, covers, like, all different genres of friends and friendship.

Now, when someone that you work with calls you buddy, that may be your, you. peer you have to fight them you have to fight them outside yeah or start a rumor about them on slack yeah hey brook hi connor are you ready to map i'm ready to pee i'm ready to pee ignorance is bliss i'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome oh i thought i was responsible for 9-11 when i was five where were you in pennsylvania touch grass might i suggest we're just going to dive right in today. Okay, here's another one. Say you're in a 7-Eleven with someone and someone's dad approached you and says,

hey, buddy, you're about to get verbally assaulted. Yeah. Yeah, you were prepped for this. No, it's just all coming out all at once. I think I've talked about, I had a boss when I was interning and kept calling me buddy. And I was like, I don't want to do, I don't want to. I felt I had nothing but hate my heart because I'm like we work in an office

I sit four feet away from you yeah yeah one time one of my preschoolers moms called me dude and that I have never shaken because I thought it was like it was like so and it was like in a like rude way can you like imagine like calling your child's female preschool teacher dude

yeah that's yeah that's that's a Some disrespect. That is some disrespect. Truly some disrespect. So the female. And I hope she's listening. The like she is. You have anything to say back to her?

I want to say that. Listen, dude. Dude. That was not good. That was not good. And it lingered. And it lingered and it's still lingering. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you told her. Not good right now. So, yes. The female equivalent would be like, Hey, girly. Right? Girlie.

Girlie. Girlie. Bestie. Bestie's bad. Bestie's bad. If I ever get a DM that says, hey, bestie, let me stop you right there.

I'm not reading the rest. Like, you just see the preview and says, hey, bestie? Yep, closing it out. Every time you get like a hey, girlie, it's always like your boyfriend's cheating on you. And I have proof. I have proof.

Because hey bestie is, hey bestie, like insult. Hey bestie. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Hmm, yeah. Anyway.

Oh, sorry. Do you think Buddy is the same for guys as Gurley is. I think, well, I feel like Gurley is very passive aggressive.

You don't think buddy's passive? No, because I'm Canadian like we actually say that. Oh, hey bud. Yeah, hey bud. Is my buddy.

It's not like. I think buddy totally depends on the context and the person you're talking to. Whereas Bestie universally, jail, as well as, girly could be context

situational. But I think besty is like universal jail. Whereas Buddy and Gurley are, More up to interpretation. To use girly positively, though, you'd have to be one of those girls that's like, Hey, girlie, Mama needs a drink. Like, that's the kind of girl you'd have to be. Yeah.

Like, engage. Like, you'd have to be like one of those girls. Hey, we do exist, though. Yeah. Yeah. They are out there. Yeah. Do that again?

Totally. Engage! She said yes. I said yes. Yes. And her, like, jaw is about to. break and she can swallow something whole. Yeah.

Potato whole. Totally. And digest it later. Yeah. Swallow now and digest later. That's my motto. Okay. Well, Cody, welcome to...

Thank you so much. Welcome to B and C MAP. We're so happy to have you. One of our favorite guests, of course. Yeah, of course. It has been a long time. Our last episode, jail. Why?

Why? We were so new to doing this. And I think that, like, you have a lot of, kind of got on nothing against you. I just think that now, like yesterday on the brainstorm, we're like, thinking there and we're like, we don't even have to do this with code. Because we're going to go on and it's going to be,

you probably wouldn't even touch our. So you didn't brainstorm at all? Oh. Because I have nothing. No. No, we have a little. I have nothing. We have those candies again.

It's my eighth day of podcasting in a row. I have no more opinions, no more takes, nothing. Oh, I'm sorry. That's why people come to our podcast because you don't have to have anything. Yeah, good. And I think this is like... We'll be like... Yesterday, last week, you know what we talked about?

Air. What about it? Are you pro or anti? Like, I'd say I'm pretty pro. Yeah. I like that you... Totally. Me too.

I like that you... I'm kind of anti-flying through it. Oh, really? I feel like you're flying through it all the time. I mean, I'm... You're kind of jet-setting in a way. No, I don't really... Hey, buddy.

Buddy, you're jet setting. Not as much as you, dude. That's true. You're fucking on a plane every week. You really are. And you love it, right? Being in the air? I told you that I almost asked the flight attendant

if we could fly a little lower last time we were on. Why? I randomly, one day got like stomach drop. I looked at the window. We're so high up and we're above a cloud. You think you'd be used to it. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, but like no. Like 40% of your life, I feel like, is spent on a plane. That used to be like the most peaceful thing to me. And now I'm like, we are so high up. I have to. Did you ask? actually asked the flight attendant that. I mean, no. I had to convince myself, you know,

where it's like you have to just go to sleep right now because there's no other answer for what you're feeling. I was just go to sleep, just go to sleep. But now I take a Benadryl. Well, have you heard the Jello theory? What? I actually have not heard it, but I know it exists, and it makes people feel a lot better in the air.

It's like basically the idea that the plane is in Jello, but that's as far as I know. Oh, air pressure. Air pressure. Brooke. One thing about me. She hands me the baton. I'll take it from here, Brooke.

That sounding right. Air pressure, Brooke. Okay, Connor, let me give you a little bit more details about the air pressure. It's simpler than one might think. Okay. The pilot told Helene to. Who's Helene? Yeah, well, the pilot had told her.

Who is Helene? Yes. Is she the one that came up with the fire in the Bronx last night? In the Bronx. She's a pretty, yeah, why didn't we start with that, by the way. Oh, oops. The plane. Okay, think about the plane.

We can circle back to that. but after we think about the plane being a rock in the middle of a cup of jello. So essentially the jello serves as a visual for how much pressure is approaching the plane from all sides, keeping it in the air no matter how much it jiggles. Okay. I have something to say. So you have to think of yourself as a rock, P-O-V rock in Jell-O-V rock in Jell-O-V-Rog in Jell-O-V-B that's not a rock.

That's not a rock. But it's the same. If you were to think about it. Turn those engines off, that plane's going to sit there. We're not turning the engines off right now. Yeah, this is at the speed that the plane is going. That's when the pressure is like gel. This is more about turbulent and jiggling.

But there's the thing. That's where the theory breaks is that you could always slow the plane down. They're not going to do that. That could always happen. The theory breaks when the wing breaks. That's what I'm saying. I'm scared of the wing breaking. I'm scared of birds flying in because why does that not happen more often?

It does. But why are we all not landing in the Hudson then? Because those were geese and geese have an ass on them. A lot of people forget. Much more viscous. Yeah, that's why we eat them. They're dense birds. Yeah.

But why is that not happening more, I guess? I think that that specific flock was running deep, was running deep with the homies and the engine just couldn't take it. Or Sully just was like, eh, let's land in the hudgeon. No, he had no choice. Hey, my engine went out. I want to put those bits down. I went on a spiral with that and then because I was getting all these clips on TikTok about Sully and then I had to watch the movie. and that's all that's it.

That's about it on that. Is he this? Tom Hanks? Yeah. He's the alcoholic, right? No, that was someone else. That's the end. That movie.

All of Sully, I was waiting for him to all of a sudden be like, oh, and I'm an alcoholic, and it never happened. I had the opposite thing. I kept waiting for Sully to land in the Hudson. No, Sully did land in the Hudson. He just wasn't an alcoholic. I mean, I'm sorry, Denzel Washington. Oh, no.

In flight. What happened to him? He went to jail forever. No, not forever. I don't think. But how did they catch him? Like, did something happen, like an incident? Something was going wrong, and he actually landed the plane safely.

Successfully, yeah. But one of the flight attendants, I think, like, told on him. Oh. And then he got pulled in because she thought the reason that a mechanical issue had happened was because he was drunk and it wasn't a mechanical issue. They thought he met something up. Oh. Because of, because you can't give a pilot benefit of the doubt, I guess, for drinking.

Right. Unfortunately. At least they, yeah, I mean, like, you should be able to. have a couple, you know. Can pilots drink when they're off the clock? Yeah. Can they? No.

Just as long as they're not going back on the clock anytime soon. Yeah, it's the same way like a bus driver can go out after a long day of driving a bus. No, but there's like more rules. No, you can't. No, you can't have like one and then go get on the plane. No, but I'm saying like you can. Imagine your pilot at the airport bar. Point 0.08.

Hey, I've just had one. But is there like a few day buffer? He's like, ah, should we do another one? Like you can't take the few days before you fly? I should. I mean, you can go like, like all the international pilots you land. That's like a thing that used to happen, I think a lot. When the OG Top Gun first came out, like, girls would like go to the bars when the pilots landed and like meet them.

And then they would only be there like one night. And it was like the Hussey's dream. That's how my mom met my dad. That's sweet. And. So he was boozing. Is he a pilot? Yeah.

Yeah, he just retired. Oh, nice. He was. But he would hit the bar after the flight. We would go, yeah. Like, I did some flights with him where I hope that I'm speaking legally, but we would go like to dinner after, like I'd go with him because he did international trips and we would do like London, go get a beer.

And then. That seems fine if he would like a, but the next day, actually like the next afternoon. So I guess that was, that makes him. Didn't he pack like a, like a road beer in his bag? Just like for like 30 minutes before the flight landed. Just kind of get a start on. I'll ask him. Let me shoot him a text.

Like a fireball shot? Let's see if he gets back to us. Okay, how did we start talking about fire in the Bronx before we recorded? Because you were running late this morning. Oh, because of the fire in the Bronx. They killed 10 people because of the fire in the Bronx. And Cody had never seen that. Yeah.

I don't think we were recording when we first started talking about this whole thing anyways. No, I don't either. But Brooke was running late this morning. So as you sent Izzy a text. It said, I'm running late due to a fire in the Bronx that killed 10 people in the fire that was in the Bronx this morning. And the whole joke was this is that Like this is how you talk when you're trying To hit a word count on an essay

Yeah Oh yeah Say the same thing twice As well as Two Right it reminds me of the And also in addition As well as an addition

Ten people died in the Bronx last night Due to a fire that killed ten people in the Bronx Last night during a fire Oh my god that's perfect Is that real? It's a hundred percent real Really? Yes

Did somebody write that on the teleprompter? That's a good question. She nailed like the newscaster like. It was perfect. That's a really good question actually. She nailed it. It's so funny. Like someone probably got in trouble for that.

And now that's like what you want for your news channel. It's like go viral. Right. Well, it reminds me of the Jeremy Strong memes that I'm obsessed with. Yeah. Cody, have you seen those? No. He just like has such a way of speaking in interviews that's like,

I don't want to say pretentious because I really think he was like born this way and he's not trying to do anything. But let's just pull one up because I love when you react to things. And they are like my favorite thing in the world. Because he kind of is Kendall, right? He is kind of Kendall, but even like he's kind of on steroids. And like people just make memes of everything he says in interviews. On steroids?

No, he's not on steroids. But think about Kendall's character metaphorically on steroids. And then you get Jeremy Strong. Gotcha. And actually there's a specific account. He's lucky. I think it's Sam. Sam Huberti on TikTok that just has all of the good.

Yeah. Okay, when you've had a great night and your friend brings a round of shots at 1.30. Okay. And it felt like it possibly, you know, what is it from the sublime to the ridiculous is but a small step. It felt like we might be taking that step. There are so many and they're so good. who has someone who has quotes like that on deck you know he has like proverbs he has an unlimited amount in his arsenal and he's not afraid to use them i don't have a single one he's not afraid to use them i have a single ones i would i would listen would you there'd be no point me listening because i don't even know what he meant by that oh it's from the sublime to the ridiculous i get it but it took me it's like having to reread a page of a book several times oh say that it's kind of like the feeling that you get when your friend brings a round of shots at 1.30 a.m.

So it's like taking it from one level, which you can wrap your head around to the next, which is just like a little bit too much. Okay, I got it. Oh, Mary Pranksters. Oh. I want to see some other ones. Yeah. Just click on some with a lot of you. Oh, this isn't him. Good morning, sir. Sorry.

I do like a good succession meme, though. I didn't watch any succession. Oh, really? Okay. It's so painful. My girlfriend explaining to me why she can't pick the restaurant she wants to eat at. It's so painful in so many ways. I feel like I was brought to this place of dilemma and these insoluble choices that people have to make

or choices that they don't make and then live with for the rest of their lives. It's so good. It's so good. That is also very. It's also very true. Very true. sometimes he really hits the nail on the head with his captions. Mr. Sam Hebertie, thank you for your service.

That did kind of sound like Kells sometimes. Like Kels's trying to decide where to eat? Yeah. Yeah. What are you in the mood for? I mean, he's spot on. I just, I don't want to make that decision. Yeah.

At this time. At this time. At this time. Because it's insoluble right now. It's insoluble. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean by insoluble?

Like, see, that's where I get sex. I'm like, sounded great. You nailed it. But I don't know what he means. Insoluble. Yeah. Let's listen to that one again and really try to figure out what he is actually saying without the insoluble choices at this time. At this difficult time.

So they can't be dissolved. They can't be dissolved. So they can't be made chosen? They can't be hidden in plain sight. It's what it sounds like to me. That's what's. Okay. Wait.

Let me listen again. It's so painful in so many ways. I feel like I was brought to this place of dilemma and these insoluble choices that people. Wait, pause it? Look at the first comment. Insoluble choices, what? I don't think that that was meant to be understood. Yeah, I think maybe we're on the right here.

Maybe we called them out on the bullshit. That doesn't actually make literal sense. Okay, insoluble choices. Good source of incense. That's a good source of fiber. It's a kind of like fiber. Like beans or legumes. But the thing is, like, you know what he meant.

Now I think. Like he has his own language. He repurposes words. You can say shit that doesn't make sense. Yeah. And we understand. somebody saying. Yeah, as long as the vibe is right.

And his vibes are on. 100% is exactly, that's just the woman talking about the Bronx fire in a different font. Yeah. Yeah, it's like you're just talking in circles

you're not getting to anything with your insoluble choices. Yeah, that's very true. This is a podcast of insoluble choices. Oh my God. That should be our category on Spotify. You have to do that on a hat or something now. Yeah.

We have so much insoluble choices. We talk every week about like, why are we in the dating advice, category. I don't know. Yeah, we need to be in the insoluble choices category. Let's start that category on Spotify. I'd love to. How hard would it be to start a new category and just put us in it? It would not be because as I've said, if you're in your own category, you're always number one. And people would see that and be like, I don't know what this is, but they must be smart. Yeah. Yeah. Soluble choices. Yeah. We could do the Soros Day too. We're just read it the source all day.

Yeah. You have like if I ask you, what's your favorite quote right now? Do you have one? This is so, so bizarrely weird. Because, Ryan, did you hear out, like, out in the parking lot when I was like, I don't even know why I said it. I was like, well, that's as long as the day is short. And I was like, why did I even, what was that about? I don't even know why I said that. He's like, what do you mean long as the day is short? And I was like, you call them on it?

Yeah, I was like, what is that? What is that? What is the day is as long as it is short as well as. Also in addition. In addition to that. Yeah. And the people adding onto it and two. Don't have maps.

And do you remember that quote? No. The girl on the, what is that? Like America number one, what is it? The modeling thing, pageant. Oh, right, right. No, no, no. You do have one.

That's your quote. Oh, this is like, no, no, I have a better one, like a video quote. No, no, like a quote from like a, I guess like an esteemed like person. Oh, I was thinking. Like if you were to do what Jeremy Strong just did in the last one.

say like, oh, how does the saying go or whatever? Like, like, you know, the one before that. Oh. When he said the, uh, or whatever. How does it, from the sublime to the whatever? The fact of the ridiculous. Yes, exactly.

That was like a quote from someone, right? No. He just said that. No, but it was like a turn of phrase. I think that might have come out of him. So that was like an original. I think that's an original. I think that's an original.

Yeah. From the sublime to the ridiculous. I was going to say mine was Tom's house was broken into. No, because... I'm painful. See? He's asking for, like, from someone... I know, but before he had clarified, I was going to say Tom's house was broken.

I was going to say that, that dude that's out, like, in the, like, the countryside, and he's a reporter, and he's like, he's like, uh, Sam Jacobson's house was broken into last night. Get this motherfucking bug out of my fucking face. Get me out of this country ass, town. I love that one. I don't know that one, but I feel like I've seen it now. And then he just breaks it. And then he just breaks the newscastle boys.

Get me out of this country-ass, motherfucked-up town. It's so funny. And he totally breaks it. Oh, I'm excited. What really happened that evening? What really happened on that Thursday here at Augusta High School that led to Chris Wood's death? What the fuck is that? Shit.

I'm dying. fucking country ass fuck off down. Oh, that's really good. This one, break. Break.com, remember that? No. Oh, my God.

Was that like pre-vine? Yeah, it was kind of like E-Bom's World, but it was like for like skateboarding slams and shit, wasn't it? Oh. You know what E-Bombs World is? No. Broke-Leged lived.

Damn, you guys are young. No, no, no, I was on E-BOMS world. No, it's up. And then it quickly, like, we had E-Bombs for a while, and then it went to Funny or Die. No, I know that. No. Like the website, not like funny or die clips and like...

It didn't change. Well, no, no, no. But like that's where we moved on. Oh, you're saying like you moved on to it. I have a very short... It's still around. Short memory of E-bombs. Oh, this Kevin James thing.

Oh, I'm over that one. The best one that I've seen, I'm like pretty sick of them. But the best one is the one, have you seen the ones like, these edibles aren't doing anything. And it's like 45 minutes later and it's like a mirrored image of that.

Oh, that's good. And the smile. That's good. That's really good. They just like, once the brands start getting a hold of a meme, I'm like, I have to stay off the internet for three more days. Yeah. And it's like right away now. Yeah.

Have you guys seen Squishy on TikTok? No. Do you scroll through TikTok, Cody? Sometimes. There's this person Squishy. And I think they've had like multiple different accounts already that have been taken away. But basically, squishy is like so self-aware. which is what makes it cool,

but they're in a psych word currently. And just like vlogging, basically, but kind of like living in a different headspace. And I don't know if, like, I'm talking about it in a way that's like, okay to actually air this. This is, we know your heart. Yeah.

But I think, like, squishy, like, owns it. Can we look at Squishy on TikTok? That's Squishy. Oh, I know Squishy. Can you look at, like, the most, there's a way to, like, sort them. Wait, how do you know? These have like 500 views.

But there's a way to, because I'm already on Squishie Talk. I saw one from the ones that were big. If we can, no, no, I'm not, yes, there's that one, but that's not the one I'm referring to. Squishy, like, is like kind of ahead of a kingdom of something. I think you can sort them, like there's a filter at the top. You can't do that on desktop. Oh, you cannot do it on desktop. So, you can just go to a random squishy one.

Is Squishy an elf? I think Squishy identifies as an Elf. Okay. Got the most part. Oh, is that where the ears are? Yeah, yeah. But. Just click one.

Okay, that's fine. That works. Okay. All right. That's not, that's not what I'm talking about. The really like articulate. Not my favorite video. No, no, no, that's not.

That's not it. This always happens when I really need to like come with like examples ready to go. Okay, let's give it a go. Whatever. No, no, this isn't it. Squishy, this isn't what I need from you right now. I swear that's not what they're usually like. Okay. Actually, universal credit isn't one of the benefits we're on. You really should educate yourself about these matters before daring to speak to me in such a way. Were I not disabled, I would probably be your boss and even disabled. I am ten times more intelligent than you will ever be.

and 50 times more beloved Wow Yeah Yeah Yeah It's really Yeah Is a phenomenal

Yeah I'm just Could never be No I have been really sucked Into squishy Really 50 times more insoluble 50 times more insoluble

In terms of choices Wouldn't dream of it Wouldn't dream of it Yeah Anyway that's squishy Um Wow Well

Something got sent over Wishing Squishy the best Oh wait we got to get Oh this is exciting What's A few weeks ago I was talking about this cake that I used to eat every birthday that I thought had been discontinued. And it's a Baskin-Robbins turtle pie. And Baskin-Robbins reached out and sent one.

Which is so exciting because I thought they were gone. Oh, my God. It's so what we're working with Cody is a layer of like Oreo crust at the bottom, followed by ice cream with like, I think it's pralines that are in there. And then fudge. Oh, Connor. and caramel. And it is like truly like I'm not a big ice cream cake person, but this is I think like,

I don't want to say the best cake in the world, but it could be the best cake in the world. I'm really excited. It looks phenomenal. So you thought it had gotten discontinued. I thought it had gotten discontinued. I think, I didn't know if it was either Baskin Robbins being discontinued.

Thank you so much. I know that all of the Baskin Robbins where I used to live are no longer there. So I thought that maybe they had been discontinued. Do you think this was like a liquidation sale sort of thing? I don't know.

They're like, we gotta get rid of these fucking things anyway. Maybe, but I feel like they've been liquidated for quite some time. Yeah. Did you double check that it's the actual like it's Baskin Robbins account? Yes. Well, no, is it via, you know.

No, it was, no, it seems really legit and this is a turtle pie. This is a turtle pie. This is a turtle pie. Lady Ephron. No, down to the tin foil. Down to the tin foil. This is a turtle pie.

Okay. Okay. Okay. So, okay, I guess I guess I can cut it up and whatnot. You guys talk while I kind of prepare it. All right. Okay. Well, while Brooke talks, I mean, while I talk, while Brooke cuts and prepares the

Get rid of those things. Throw those things in the fire in the Bronx. Is this what they talk about in that five in that Christmas song? Which one? Save me some turtle doves. Yeah, no, they were talking about the pie from Baskin, Robbins. I don't know how popular this is.

I don't know what goes on in Philly. Okay. It's going to be a milkshake right now. That's fine. No worries. Ever heard of Jellow theory? Should we? So just pick up yourself, you're a pecan and you're floating on top of a turtle pie.

Anytime you get nervous on a plane. Yeah, exactly. I will say. Did they send this just in the mail with no, like, freezing element or anything? There was there? Just been sitting around. I mean, it looks delicious. Okay.

I kind of like, I always try to talk to it. Is that one scoop? It looks kind of fucking dishearing. It also looks kind of fucking disgusting. That's enough for all of us. Can I just, can I just dunk right in here? Yeah. That's good.

But you need to make sure you're getting every, like get the fudge, get the Oreo, get the nut. You can have that one. I'll get, I'm going to make sure I'm going to make a little bit of everything right here. Can you actually hand the turtle pie towards. Yeah. How about you just go from here? I don't really want to go from your pile. You can taste the turtle.

But make sure you get the caramel too. Okay. Okay. I took my peeking. Sorry. Off of my spoon. Sorry. Okay.

So if you could, okay. We're just kind of going into each other's territory at this time. Actually, I want a piece of, I think. I think a little bit of your tooth on that. Yeah. It's made with a real turtle, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's just how I remember it.

No, it actually is fucking incredible. Isn't that so good? Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. Baskin? Oh, my God. Yeah.

Well, like, I like, do this thing. Like, I love ice cream. I talked about this the other day. Um, I love ice cream so much. So, like, sometimes my, like, willingness to go so far out of my way to get a cone of ice cream. And I feel like a dog in. a clown hat when I go and I'm eating ice cream out of a cone by myself. And recently I got like shy getting it.

Cody and I was selling breakfast the other day. I like went in and had to, I pretended like I was on the phone with somebody and I was like, oh, you want the, uh, oh, you want the, no way, really? You want the brownie fudge double chock? Oh my God. Wait, you want, you want whipped cream?

Okay, cool. Yeah, can I get a brownie fudge with whipped cream? And then can I also get that strawberry delight? And I got two. Are you sure? That's like an embarrassing order. Sorry. I got them both.

And then I walked out with two. do. It's kind of like a fun life hack. So you ordered one. And then you also ordered one for someone that was on the phone. I was embarrassed. Just like Google myself an ice cream. Nice. I'm having like a visceral reaction to the. I did.

I walked by a felon straw yesterday and I, and I had like 15 minutes to kill. And I had nothing to do. And I was like, should I pop in there and just get myself a little, did you? A little treat. I didn't. Oh, Dan. What do you should have?

That's like, only in a sneeze. That's like when someone sees, you're like, I, what? That's like walking by me like I'm being like Should I go in and saying no? First of all We salute you

Second of all I've never gotten ice cream by myself I don't think Oh it's healing It's like kind of like It's like something It's feeling about it Like your inner child

I mean I yeah There's something about like Doing things that you just couldn't do When you're a kid Like you couldn't just like walk into an ice cream store by yourself And get an ice cream because you would have to ask your parents and go through all these hoops and trials and tribulations. So that's really powerful to you. And that's why I got a guinea pig as well.

You're right. You're totally right. I think it was the sense of embarrassment that I would get if someone were to, I know this is a kind of vain, but like if someone were to recognize me in there, because it happens a lot around that area. Yeah, they'd be like, look at that old version eating alone. Yeah, exactly. Oh, Connor. No, same vibe though. That's why I always have my AirPods in. They're dead. I'm talking out loud to no one and I'm like you want to double chocolate browning I should be incarcerated

That's sad I wonder if this is a part of like fragile masculinity Because I do not have this issue Like I am fine going and getting an ice cream You don't want to see You don't want to be seen doing something I could not care less about Getting an ice cream cone alone

My whole thing is like I'm so scared Do you feel like it's more like societally socially acceptable For a woman to do it? This is something that women would say would give them the ick is a guy like standing there yeah oh my god yeah oh you know what I mean yeah oh like standing completely alone no friends no nothing oh sitting on a bench outside an ice cream shot it well go back to your car

that's even worse drive drive away drive away drive away Cody go hold your your your melting ice cream cone and drive around in your car yeah well it melts onto your lap no that's even worse I do you pull up beside someone at traffic that traffic. You have to complete in traffic every time I pull up the traffic

I seek it out I have an appointment at traffic at three I have a heart out this is like do you mind if I bring up the one comment

on your pirate post about white privilege oh you can bring up no Brooke I hope you do okay so we had a clip from the pod last week

that was there are two kinds of guys the guys that think about the Roman Empire and then guys that think about pirates which is Connor's idea brilliant

because he thinks about pirates It's a further juncture from the Roman Empire guys, and it's like every guy thinks about this. I'm like, I don't think every guy thinks about that, because until we started talking about it, I don't know shit about the Roman Empire. What would I think about it?

Pirates. In the same lane, or in opposite lane. I kind of, I'm in your camp. Every now and then, I'm like... A little bit. I think about, I do think about that. You see the ocean, you see a sailboat. One thing leads to another.

suddenly it's high seas and rum and mystery and maps. Pull up in a ship with a bunch of shit they wanted to trade and they'd like pop into town. Yeah. And then trade for like rugs and stuff and then get back in their ships and voyage. Voyage. You know? I love. Yeah, I love the idea of a voyage.

Yeah. So you're both pirate guys. Yeah, yeah. I also don't know that much about the Roman Empire. I don't know. I don't know when it was. I'm kind of embarrassed now after this whole meme. I'm like,

I should be, I should probably be one of the guys, but I'm not one of the guys. I can speak, I think, like, I could speak to it. It was, like, the most ideal, like, society for while it was around. And they came out, I think it was, like, that era was, like, the most volume of new inventions ever created. Oh, they were doing inventions in the Roman Empire? They made, like, I mean, like, it was the first time that surgery started, like, existing, like, medical surgery. Roads, like, the ones we drive on, like, the highway system is based off of, like, like apparently.

Roads and surgery. They had like the aqueduct, which was like to bring. Oh, and the aqueduct. The element of surgery. Legal system. Roos papers, public press. Okay, it seems like you do feel strongly about the Roman Empire. I felt the press and the aqueduct.

Okay. Hell, yes. They fucking invented cement. Wow. It's pretty crazy what they did. Now, do I miss them or think about them? I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about them

I'm glad they're dead but oh my god I'm gonna cancel for you saying I'm Bradrow and I'm dead Brooke just came me and they looked like are you sure you want to say that yeah I'm okay there's like someone's great great great

great grandchild that runs the brand deals at like via con they're like yeah no fuck because I never know people are going to say which brings me back to my original yeah so what's the one okay so somebody had commented on that clip of Connor saying that there are two types of guys saying like wow like I've never thought white privilege existed until this moment because you have

you don't have to think about like putting food on the table you just are privileged enough to just think about pirates and then every comment after that it started to go viral and I was like oh it's sparking this conversation the conversation in question oh couldn't be anyone in the LGBTQIA plus community because we have to think about equity we have to think about our safety we have to think about and I said this is not all I think about I don't know I don't exclusively think about pirates all day. Like, it was just crazy. Like, everyone was like, oh, he likes pancakes.

He must fucking hate waffles. Like, I didn't say that that's taken out of context. It's just crazy. The paragraphs. We got on like, oh, if you think about pirates, you must not think about. So were they saying the same thing about the Roman Empire stuff? I think. Like, were they also in the comments of those videos?

Because it's just, it was just a meeting. I'm sure. You know what? I would imagine that they are based off of it. like they have a lot of time on their hands. But specifically, Connor had gotten the brunt of this because the video did well, so that's good.

Well, I think it was doing well because people were sharing it being like, look at this fucking twerp and all he thinks about is pirates. No, you think about other things. Samarize. The aqueduct. The aqueduct, cement.

Yeah. Yeah, no. Well, then a lot of people brought up now, like, moving forward, that was the first time people would, like, dogged on me big time in comments and I was like you guys are losers like I was commenting back like get well soon yeah I don't care like that specific one where I like felt 100% in the right solid on being it's a goofy video like I was like you guys I come well a bunch of people

were actually sane in the head in the comments they were like girl you okay like talking to the people that were like, do you ever read the YouTube shorts comments? Hell no. YouTube shorts is the most famous place on the internet. I know. I love YouTube shorts to death. Oh, I would never say a bad word about YouTube shorts.

I love YouTube shorts because every... Yeah, but anytime I would post, they wouldn't even go, like, I wasn't worried about numbers on YouTube shorts, but you would grow in subscribers, the more like shorts you'd post. No, I know. That's like still a thing. Like people, like somebody's watching them. Yeah. But like the one of the one.

we do for insanely chill, like work really well. Yeah. But the comments are, like, they're reaching people that just have no, that just have no connection to me or my content or anything that I would ever talk crazy. Is there like the real, like reality? But, I mean, it's their own. Their mom and. Yeah.

Which is just so different from anything that I, like, touch on ever. Yeah. So then they're like, I don't understand. This guy's like a fucking loser. No worries. Keep scrolling. Yeah. There's the rest of the internet as well.

You could check out. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Beyond this video. Yeah, that is true. They must have carpal tunnel from how much they, oh, I just saw this TikTok. And it was like, the one disease that we have most rampantly right now is like, everyone thinks that everything has to be for them. Oh, I just saw that.

That was a great one. Some girl posted. That was a great one. Her example was great. Where it was like, I will watch some, I watch some like really great hair tutorial. Yeah. And the comment will be like, I'm bald. How do I do this?

Right. Well, it was about this. It was not for you. It was about this girl that posted this recipe. it was like a bean soup for, I guess, like, minstrel cramps, like the day, whatever. And she was like, it really helps me. Like, here's what I do for it. And someone commented on it, like, all the comments were like, well, I don't like beans.

What could I do? And it was called, by the way, I don't know if you guys caught this, bean soup. So instead of being like, oh, I'm glad this works. She was like responding to comments being like, if you don't like beans, like maybe you could try. And it's like, you're not a, you don't have to respond to these. It was crazy. She is so much more patient and kind and understanding that I feel like I could be in that situation. You don't like beans?

Like I would literally grow up. Like scroll on. Scroll on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to like beans. No, you don't.

I don't. I'm not selling you beans. I'm scrolling past the video though. I'm not the bean salesman. Yeah. I'm not Jack. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You go a cow for me. All I have is these three beans. Well, I don't like beans. No worries. Go to the next booth. Yeah. 100% Connor.

Good example. I don't know that fired me up a lot, but it's just this thing that's like, everything has to be tailored to each, to everybody. No, I think it's a, I feel like it's a symptom of like the algorithm

because it feels like it is. Yeah. And they try to make it like it is. Yeah. Oh, that's true. When you scroll, like they try their best to make sure

that every video is somehow relevant to you. So when one comes up that's not, people feel like it, they should be. They're talking. They're like, wait, why was this serve to me?

Why was this bean soup thing served to me? I feel like this is important info. Other people are liking it and commenting on it. So I should be in on this too. But I hate beans. Yeah. But I hate beans. That's kind of a really beautiful empathetic stance.

That is good. Yeah. I'm not being empathetic with the people because I also fucking hate it. Yeah. But you should be smart enough just keep scrolling. But it is like kind of their POV even though it's not right. Yeah. I'm just saying I think that's why it's happening.

Right. Because everything right now is like designed to. to make us feel like it's for us. For you, pay. Stay on it longer. Yeah. It's so funny when it gets on people's pages that don't follow you

and then they start talking to you as if you weren't the person that posted the video in the comments. Why does he only talk out of the side of his mouth? Yeah. Like, um, why do you? I am here. I am here in the comment section as well.

Why don't know? Do I? I've never seen that. Why does he? I got like 15 comments. I was like, Why is he only, did he have a stroke? Like why did I have a stroke?

Like I literally got my head a little bit on that one. I feel like maybe your, um, filming voice is different than your regular voice, if that makes sense. You know how you like have a different kind of like a personality a little bit when you're filming. Yeah. I think yours might be talking out of the side of your mouth. It's so funny. You like go, you like have this great video idea and then you're like, is it, would it be

funny if I was like, um, a fire in the Bronx last night. Right. And I would be like, okay, I'm gonna feel it. There was a fire in the Bronx last night. Like, your voice like switches to like video voice. It's like the same voice when a teacher would call on you in class. Yeah.

And I try so hard to not change my voice at all. It is impossible. You don't have a different voice. Well, I feel like maybe I do. Tulsi used to make fun of me for it for sure. Oh, really? Yeah. I feel like you are really good at like consistently having the same.

So are you guys. Well, I think on the podcast now, but like if we have to film an ad or something, it's like, try. What's up, guys? Cachues. They're really good. You're going to add for cashews? Yeah, and it's, I did. Just the nut?

The nut. Just like big cashew. No, it like planters cashews. Have you ever seen the looking for a treat, salty and sweet? Um, no. What is it? Look for a treat, salty and sweet. Try planters peanuts.

No? No. Oh, my God. Oh, they're going to love that free ad place. In my planter. In my planter. out I had to sing. Yeah, no, look up, look up, looking for a treat, salty and sweet.

My planters peanuts. Is this girl that, like, makes jingles on TikTok? And Kelsey and I found this one. Oh, that's good. They had me sing in my planter's ad, by the way. Really? Yes. You know the song, Hungry eyes.

I actually had to sing that, but inserting the word cashew into the lyrics multiple times. And where did you? Um, hungry eyes. One look at cashews. I can't describe. I've got. Hungry eyes. I feel the magic between cash shoes and hide.

Yeah. And randomly, I mean, you really should horned it in there. And Cody, they boosted that. And randomly, it's like I'm having to go through and delete hate comments, like every hour on the hour. So I'm having a blast. It's so funny. People are, anytime you boost it, it's just like the most hateful people in the world. I hope these two fucking die.

Like, do you want to buy some cash shoes, though? That's why we're here. It's hate comments and then, okay, I hate cash shoes. Okay. Don't eat them. Yeah. Don't buy the cash shoes. Yep, it is really.

Mama Mia. Mama Mia. How many views did it get once they boosted it? I can't even. This one has 29 million views, one of my TikToks because the company boosted it so much. And it is the worst video in the world. Don't get me started on the camera. 29 million views.

That's berserk. Berzir. Berzirk. Here's a question, though. How many likes does it have? So how many views versus likes? Whoa. What's the Rache?

Yeah, what's your 29 million view like Rish? 204,000. 200. Oh. With 600 comments. Cody, can I interest you in this analytic? Two million views on cash shoes? Okay.

1,000 likes. Now, that is a Rache. That's a Rache. range. Woo! Okay. Wow. Mm-hmm.

That's impressive. Yeah, no, it's like a feat. That's awesome. Yeah. That's like crazier than it having a lot of likes. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, it's like, it's awesome. Do you think, like, somebody at the company is like doing that to spy you?

I don't know. They're like, I can't believe she actually sung the song. I'm going to fucking boost the shit out of this. I always want to be like, hey, you guys. So that is a shitty idea for a campaign. it's going to do really poorly for both of us. What if we did something totally different? And it's like, why are you even picking me?

Because, like, clearly, you're picking me because you like what I do. Yeah. That's not what I do. So what's the point? Just hire, do AI. Do an AI cash. I get my permission to use my likeness in AI so that I don't have to sing cash you eyes. Right.

Cash you eyes. I'm not getting hired by them again, by the way. Yeah, seriously. Do you find it, Luke, by James? So they did a jingle competition, so it's very hard to find which one you're talking about. It's kind of a deep cut. It sounds good, though. And if you can't find it again, you always have hungry eyes featuring cashews.

I want to say really quickly before I forget, Cody, your hair looks really good. And I got a haircut from Jamie. The one that I was so telling you about. I texted Cody recently, and I was like, I already told him this story. but I texted him recently and I was like, where'd you use your haircut? Because I like honestly want to get that with like less of the, like I look bad with your current haircut.

I've tried it before. Okay. I look like a lesbian. Okay. Nothing wrong with that, but I was trying to move forward with my own right now. Yeah. Of haircut.

And so I was like, I need to go in and I found Jamie. I was well received by Jamie. Gave me such a good haircut. How'd she receive you? No, open arms. You're talking about Jess. I went to Jessica and you went to Jamie. Yes.

I got their names mixed up when I called and made the reservation. No, so he went to, like, so I asked me, where did you get your haircut? I said, Jamie. But she's in New York right now. So you should go to my other girl, Jessica. Oh. And so you went to Jessica and said, so I heard you were in New York. And she said, I was in Newport.

And so he came to me. It was like, yeah, by the way, Jessica was not in New York. And I was like, what are you talking about? All right. Little game of telephone. Anyways, I really like me. my new haircut. It's like one of the best I've gotten in a long time. And it was also way more affordable than the haircuts I've been getting that I reverse gaslate myself

into being like, they're expensive. So maybe it's good and it's the worst haircut ever. And who sits down next to me? Oh, you haven't told the story yet? No. Oh my God. This this guy walks into the haircut venue. What's it called? A hairdress. Yeah, you nailed it. Haircut venue. Haircut venue. Yeah. The saloon. The salon. Is it a salon? Is it a salon? Yeah. Well, I guess they're different types. Like, boogey one. For men and woman would be a salon. It's not a barber. I didn't get my hair washed.

The hair shop. It's a barber shop, yeah. Anyways, I sit down. This person comes in, and he gets dropped off by, like, another dude and, like, work, like, construction site wear. And his buddy, like, drops him off and is, like, you good? And the dude, like, sits down and is like, I'm good. Dude's wearing sunglasses, but, like, a hat. He looks like, he looks like a retired. country artist and then someone else walks up like a woman and they're like nothing of stature.

I was thinking like, does he have like an entourage with him? Is this like a famous person? He's wearing a sunglasses inside. And then he sits down and I like I close out my haircut and I walk and I walk past these people and I notice like one of them has an earpiece in. I was like, oh, he was a famous person. I wonder who it was. And then I get on Instagram and see that the paparazzi had caught this person, like, leaving the barbershop later. It was Hunter Biden getting his haircut next to me. Cody, great, great location. All the major celebs are getting their haircut there.

Me, you, Hunter Biden. Is he a local? He lives in Malibu on an estate. Does he? I guess he's staying in, like, one of his father's estates. I think he used to live in Venice, like all the canals. there was a big ass house that actually was on Washington

it's like you know it's like kind of in I mean I don't know it was a nice house but I think like the Secret Service used to like stand outside and shit like that's like a really weird densely populated area that's what I mean like yeah I know but I think he's on anyone

maybe I'm just being like ignorant but would anyone really recognize him I mean someone that needed to kill him would recognize everyone would recognize Hunter Biden sorry sorry He kind of looks like every other pitch. I don't know what he is like.

I mean, not if he's like wearing sunglasses and like. I have no idea what he looks like. What? I don't, I've ever paid attention. You haven't seen him naked? No, have you? The world has. Yes.

Everyone in the fucking United States has seen him naked. I don't think I know about Hunter Biden in the way that you do. This is kind of what he looks like. The whole laptop thing? I have no idea. He's like a crackhead. He actually smokes crack. Oh, I had no idea.

many, many videos with sex workers where they're like smoking crack and really. That doesn't ring a bell at all. He knows how to like have a good time. Yeah, no. But it's like a public information. Yeah, so these are all the pictures of him naked and we got a haircut

together. That's so fun. Yeah, it was crazy. It was a movie. Oh, you should have showed him around Venice. No, he... King of Venice Beach. He kind of looks like every other bitch to me. He looks like I could see him at Whole Foods. Picking up like a six pack of IPAs and

Which he probably did. Drinking them right outside the dollar store. Like that's exactly his energy. But I wouldn't recognize him. But anyways, that's that. Okay. So yeah, I kind of get my haircut at the fucking spot. Yeah.

Cody, would you have said hi since you know him? They run in the same circles. I'd be very scared. Yeah, he's a lot. But I also want to say, I forget. The strike, wait,

which strike is over? WGA. The writer's strike is over. Yes. So are we able to, by the way, we said last week,

I was like, I have this feeling that like the writer strike is going to be wrapping up soon, which is good news for Brooke and obsessed. And Brooke said,

why don't we manifest that it's over? I don't know. Tomorrow. I go, yeah, exactly. Tomorrow comes. And remember that song.

There's always tomorrow. Yeah. You bet your bottom dollar that the writer's strike ended that day. So everything happened. So did you guys end it? Yes. Do you think that you were the ones? Yeah, I would take full credit.

I think someone with a lot of money and power, potentially Hunter Biden, might listen to this podcast and like move the needle every time just to fuck with us. Because every time we say something crazy, like I had said Liz is going to get canceled in 2023. Canceled. You said that? Cancel. Yeah. I said it in November of 2022. For what reason?

I just had a hunch. It was just a random. I just had a hunch. Really? Boom. So now we're kind of careful about what we say. Yeah.

Because it'll come true. Because it will. I don't know. You just never know these things. But if you want to manifest anything, this is the time and the space. Yes. And the platform.

But quickly. Okay. Sorry. We don't have all day. Oh, God. I mean, this is a lot of pressure. Yeah, it is. Let me give me like, you guys keep talking.

It's also not a genie. Like, you can be pretty vague with it. Because we are, we're always like, did we manifest that? I'm like, well, we didn't even mention it on the podcast, but so you can just kind of think. You can kind of think it, but you should say it. You should say it out loud for views and content. You have a question for me? Yeah, I did.

What is it? I don't know. Oh, well, we got to, we have to, when Cody figures out his manifestation, let's jive into our rapid fire pop culture. Oh, our RFPC? Yeah. Okay. Here's what I'll start with.

Go ahead. I couldn't help notice Cody's shoes. Are they 550s? Like, they look, they're gorgeous. Oh, thank you. They are 440s. 440s. Okay, I clocked that 100 off.

But how many are there? 110 off. You know I know nothing about. I think it's just a model of shoe, but it's funny because Taylor Swift and Taylor, why did I almost say Taylor? Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey are being seen together because she went to his game, whatever. She wore the 550s, the new balance 550s to his game.

They're like red for chiefs. And they sold out. Then that's all I know about that. So I'm sorry, is this like rapid fire? You're just like spitting pop culture things at me? And then me saying, mm-hmm. And then I have to do kind of the same thing. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. That's true. There's rumors now. I forgot all the rumors. Do we have any review? About Travis and Taylor? Yeah.

Well, I know that they arrived back to her home. Where? From, they were out after the game. They arrived back to her home at 2 a.m. Where is her home? Sorry, his home. Okay. Got on a party bus and then didn't arrive back home until 5 to 6 a.m.

Fun. Whoa. I could never. in a million years, if I'm getting home at 2 a.m., I can't think of anything that would get me back out. And onto a party bus, no less. Oh, wait, wait. They got home from the game at 2 a.m.? They went to the game and then did something. Dinner.

Then got home, probably dinner, drinks, etc. What? Got home at 2 a.m., got on a party bus. So they were starting the next day. That's what they were doing. Essentially. Yeah, they slept a little bit and then they woke up early. I don't think they even slept.

No, okay. They didn't sleep. They got home and then immediately transitioned to party bus mode. I think she's been just like this like mega celebrity for so long. She probably just wants to like shake her pussy. Like she probably wants to like take her bra off and like party a little bit. I can't imagine like doing the aerosaur and then. What do you want to do tonight, babe?

Travis, I just want to shake my pussy. Okay. And you know what you would say? Babe, I got a party bus rolling up in 30. Get on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's just what they did. did. For sure. Travis shook his pussy too. Yeah. Oh yeah. They won the game.

He was probably pretty stoked, right? They didn't even win the game. It was almost like a snooze fest game because it was just wild. And I think Taylor might be just like moving that needle. Moving what needle? The Chief's Needle. Oh, she's moving the Chief's Needle? Yeah.

Did you hear there they gained, he gained 300,000 plus followers like over the weekend. Chiefs gained like 50,000 followers. Yeah. but you can't do that, though. Jersey sales for Kelsey went up 300% or 3,000%, some crazy number. 400%? Like. Everyone's probably getting their Halloween costumes ready. Oh, fuck.

What? Oh, no. Actually, I told Kelsey yesterday that we're going to do the Kelsey Brothers, not tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny. That's good. Yeah. Their podcast, the Kelsey Brothers podcast, I forget what it's called, is the listenership is going to be through the roof because he's going to review everything. He's talking about Taylor today.

Which I'm shocked Taylor would be like, that probably has 5 billion views at this point. Yeah. I mean, so they had like 800,000 subs yesterday. I checked. Now they got 1.08 million. And three hours ago, and oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's the swift effect.

Three hours ago and it's at 358,000 views. It's going to break you. God, could you imagine? Oh, fuck. Cody, anything you want to plug? Cody, it's okay. Dive into the turtle dove situation in front of you. Oh, we've let the turtle pie get away from us.

That thing is melting. That is a turtle puddle. But you can make it a shake. Her puke. Can you lead the next charge? Connor? Yeah, let me put my eyes. Are you okay?

The turtle pie is kind of... Oh, no, Connor. Oh, this is what I was going to say. So, like, part of the reason why I didn't get ice cream alone yesterday is. because what I had for lunch When I was leaving in St. H. H. H. I was like, okay, time to eat healthy.

I've been really trying to eat healthy. I'm doing the New York Marathon. I got to lose a couple pounds because it just makes it easier. So I keep telling myself, okay, go to Air One, get something healthy. And then my friend sent, like, a DoorDash order, a screenshot.

He just got from Rusty's Hawaiian Cafe. So I went there. All it took is one screenshot of an order that he made for delivery and I was like, I need this. Yeah. went straight there. I ordered the loco moco.

Yeah. Which was rice with gravy, spam, and eggs, and a Hawaiian sweet roll and macaroni salad on the side. I just had to clench my butt hole just now. It's probably nutritionally

the worst thing you could possibly eat. I actually don't think it's that bad. What's worse? It's spam, gravy, rice, mac salad, and a Hawaiian sweet. Right. It's pretty bad. It's all bad.

besides like if you had just Maybe just like McDonald's like burger, fries fast food. I don't think so. I feel like you're getting nutrients from that. Where? From where? The spam has to have some sort of protein.

Spam has salt in it. Spam's just processed goop. But isn't it? It's a meat. It's a meat product. I don't think it's a meat technically. It's like what's left over from the rest of the meat. Like you don't see it on the food chain

when you see the image of like meats. It's not spam on there. What animal does it come from a pig? I think it's ham, yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Hamish. Hamish? Yeah.

Okay. Rice is a grain. Pork with ham meat added. It counts as one. Salt. Salt water and sodium nitrate. Oh, sodium nitrate. You see that a lot.

Yeah. I love it. I love it, but it's horrible for you. It's not great. I have never had it and I don't think like I'm feeling the need to. Spam Missoubi is so good. What is? Spam Missoubi.

What's that? It's like. And I have one of those too. It's almost like a large... Which is spamming rice. So there's more of the same shit. Sandwich. Like you just eat it.

Yeah, it's rice with spamming it and the seaweed wrapped around it. Yeah. Looks good. That looks good. Yeah, it's really good. You know, I fucking might go back to this. Yeah. You know what I did the other day?

I walked past that. They added that giata. Did you see that sandwich shop? Oh my God. It's so good. Like right on under the Venice sign, like to the right. And I'm like also on like a a nutrition plan right now too.

And I'm, I keep eating my carbs, like, when I really am not even craving having carbs. And then, like, when I'm craving having them, like, for lunch, I'm like, I need to have a salad right now. And that sucks. And I keep getting the salad from this delicious sandwich shop. And I saw that they had a meatball marinera. And I was like, I can't have that right now, but, like, at some point. And then that night, all I thought about the rest of the day was, like, a meatball

marinera. Walked all the way back, they're closed. I Uber, or I grubbed a meatball mariner. from Maria's special meatball store. That's what it's called? And I was like, this is not a real store. It's definitely like a ghost kitchen because it's all of my special,

like my words that I was typed in. And it was like they auto-populated and then someone's like cooking that specific. It was like too good to be true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking delicious. Was it good? It's so good.

It's crazy that like Subway rewired my brain to think that like a meatball mariner is good for me even though it's like 80 meatballs on a loaf of bread. Yeah. With cheese. Yeah. It is good for you.

If you tell yourself it's good for you. It's good for you. That's true. You can rewire your body because the mind-body connection is so powerful. And you know what? The mind-body connection is telling me

because the turtle pie is making you shit my pants, that's a good cleanse. Like that cleansed. Connor, 100%. Yeah. In and out. In and out.

Mm-hmm. No harm. No foul. Yeah. No skin off your back. Clean. Yes. Okay, well, I think that we should probably wrap up.

I really quickly want to manifest something. Oh, fuck. Did you think Cody, well, I have one that could be for all of us. Sure, yeah, let's do it. Did you see that there's a Shrek swamp Airbnb? I did see that. I am going to manifest. A free night's stay?

Well, it's in Scotland, so I'm going to manifest maybe like somehow, maybe a brand, for example, planters cashews, sending us to Scotland to make content house vibes the Shrek Swamp. Yeah, I love that. And I was going to say something I was thinking kind of in the same vein. Like career opportunity in the swamp. A nut brand. A nut brand deal.

This would be a nut one. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I thought you meant nut like unit. No, not like nuts. Okay. I mean like some sort of nut. Oh, yeah. The cashew thing.

Just because I was thinking of something like weirdly specific that if it happens, we could all be like, holy fuck. That's really good. And I feel like that might act, you know. Okay. That cashew brand might be looking for other people in the same. And after they hear this, they're going to want. They're going to want to work with all of them.

So if I get that email, I did not speak ill. I did not speak ill. I didn't really. I love cashews. I do love cashews. And wait, wait, I found the little jingle. Hold on. Let's make the, sweet.

Mr. Peanut on the track. Looking for treats, salty or sweet. Try plantage peanuts. Craven something nutritious. That's delicious. Try planters peanuts Try planters peanuts Try planters peanuts

Oh my God that riff Mr. Pino Mr. Pino's on the track That's really good You should have her as a feature in your next song Yeah my next song for a nut brand Which I hope happens Speaking of a song really quick

I know you know this But I cannot I was being the most annoying person over the whole weekend because all I could say is sitting is sitting is the opposite of standing sitting is the opposite of running around and you don't brooke have you even you've even heard this right what is what you tell me you don't know what sitting is what it is the song really no no but now I'm getting embarrassed about how much I don't know I know

it's it's Brooke has like a different everything than me like feeds what she's like what she's seeing on TikTok. Like her actual news she's getting It's really limited. Nothing that's happening around the globe Like the biggest things that happen to me She'll be like what? The Hunter Biter.

Hunter Bider. Hunter Biter? Hunter Biter thing. Yeah, I know. That's surprising. I just like I'll see something like that And I just like won't click on it Because it's like I'd rather click on like the Harry Styles link below it.

I like being kept abreast to a point. No, that's totally valid to be kept abreast. Debrest. Yeah. and to want to be kept abreast and whatnot. Okay, let's close out with a little Brian Jordan Alvarez sitting. I love it. Oh, I love him.

I don't think, is this the one, though? Is this the song? What? Okay. Perfect. So he made this song and he's genuinely taking the one. world by storm it's playing on the like some dude made a

wait who made this song he did oh my god he just did it as like an acapella right and then some then he did that one which had like an instrumental behind it but then some guy took the acapella version and made it into like an actual like pop track that's really good hello yeah it has like wow yeah play that shit

so this is the remix and they played it like on the radio in Australia And now it's getting like requested. Can we go back and see if you posted the video of all of those people in New York, like 50 people doing like a group? Can we see where it is? That's nuts. Look at this. Look at this.

This is nuts. It's giving me a whole body chills. You just never know like one little thing that you do. What is this? What is this? They just get together. It's a collective. A singing collective?

Like a social group. A social group. Okay. That is nuts. It's like church. This is a sensation. Remmy wolf did it too. Oh yeah.

When did this start? Me too. Sitting. Sitting as a up a song. It is. It's because it's like this song is like full of fact. It's fitting facts. Yeah.

Wow. Can we do Remy Wolfe's for the last. one before we close out the top very top left like I think one more right there top listen to her sitting is the opposite of standing I love Remy wolf yeah she's so good sitting is a wonderful thing you're sitting sitting is the opposite of standing on your head sitting is the opposite of hanging from a private sitting is a wonderful thing to do I got one thing to Oh, that's so good. The lyrics are fucking good.

And he's deserved to relax. That fucking hits. That hit me in the field right there. And he had no idea what he was doing when he sang this. I feel like maybe, do you think he improv of the whole thing? Maybe. I feel like he does because sometimes there's just like a space and you can tell he's about to laugh and he's just thinking about something else he's going to say. Yeah.

But wait, look at his wife as he's getting one more, one more up, one more row up, one more right there. the left. This is his wife. And he, like, creates these parallel worlds and this is his wife. He's ever seen T.J. Mac? I was about to say,

I don't think he has a wife. No, she's mad that he is getting all the fame now. And look at this. Because the wife in the storyline is like, his manager, right? It's like, his manager. And he's like the business,

she's like the business like side of it. Is that in the song? No. It's like, Brian just like does characters and it's like, this has years he's been doing this. Where he like has all these, he just puts a Snapchat filter on and does a fucking

I'm on Twitter. Yeah. But basically, like, his wife is kind of just, like, putting him at home. He, like, sits at home. And then he's, like, really thankful for his wife. My wife has given me $100 to go to T.J. Mac. And now I'm excited to go to T.J. Mac. But he's like, his wife gives him allowance.

And then. Right. I'm kidding. Maybe. You know, whatever the character is. Your face dropped. You know when Jimmy Fallon and Rupal goes on Jimmy Fallon. and he says drag queen.

Drag queen. Drag queen. That was you just in that moment. A little racist, right? All right. Now that I've been a little racist instead of wrap up, we'll see.

Okay, everyone, thank you. Thanks, Cody. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming. Oh, thank you. And I'll see you guys very soon. Where can everybody find you? Yeah.

YouTube. No your address. Yeah, I can name your handles. Listen to my new song, Boppet. Oh, Bopit. Yeah. Listen to my new song. And watch the music video.

Thank you. And no cap. Cody is on my all-time artist on Spotify. That's true. What do you mean? You're one of my all-time artists. I got this app that tells me all of my statistic, Daddy. Oh, okay, okay, okay, so TMG is.

Yeah, but... Then you like that song? TMG featuring Cody. Yeah, that's my favorite song. I literally, and it was before we even knew you, too. Like, I could... Really? I was... I still am addicted to it.

Do you still listen to it? Yeah, because it's on, like, it's on my... He's like, no, I'm fucking... Like, I used to, like, seek it out every single day, but now it's more of, like, when my, like, top, like, on repeat playlist comes on. That's on it. Yeah. That's awesome.

I love it, Cody. I just listened to that like three days ago. I was like, I wonder if anyone still listens to that. Yeah, that is so good. If you haven't heard that song, after you listen to Bop it, go listen to Daddy. All right, thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. We'll stand the bonus.

This week on close friends. No, if I put her in the underground, she'll explode. You can put her under the plane. If I put her under the plane, she will explode. Whoa, they like didn't, that was not consensual. Yeah. The way that that that. shot down my gullet. At that point, I was drinking like hot Svedka.

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