Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Has Anyone Seen Ezra Miller?

Episode Date: June 16, 2022

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So everybody just keep your eyes peeled. That's really, really scary for you, especially. Keep your head on a swivel. I genuinely think he might be coming for me because I talk so much shit about him. Them, them, them, them. I'm sorry. His pronouns are they then?

Do you think they listen to the pod? Maybe. I don't know. I'd like to think that somewhere Ezra and Matthew Morrison together are watching Brook and Connor make a podcast. I don't think they have enough time to in between assaulting people

with chairs. Oh my God, hold on. Tune into the pod. Have you noticed that the Instagram stories are glitching? Yes. God. And it's been for like three days. I just feel so embarrassed. Just get. Because I know that mine is replaying on someone's phone

and they're like, I hate you. I hate you so much. Yeah, but it's happened. It's truly happening for every single person. It's not. It's not. I'm self-conscious at a time. happened that someone's watching me because I had a talking story yesterday.

Oh. They're like, because you second guess yourself. Is this a new story? Right. Is it like increasing your views or no? Because it's just the same people. I'm going to head over and over. Well, Instagram stories work.

It's not, it doesn't say, it doesn't show views. So like YouTube, if you watch the same video a couple times. Right. View, Vu, or TikTok. Right. Instagram story is like unique viewers. So it's an account. No.

Yeah. That's what I mean. Or else. You know, if you were, if you had a crush and it would show up that you watch it. Right. Let's see. Could not be me. Yeah, my views are up.

Really? Yeah. Congratulations. But it's not, nothing significant. And I don't really want it to be out for that. Thanks. No problem. Hey, Brooke.

Hi, Kahn. Guys, welcome back to BNCMAPE. BNCMAP. I want to start out with saying Brooke's birthday. It's in a couple days. And we won't see her until post-birthing, post-birthing Jubilee. So, happy. Early birthday, Brooke.

Thank you so much, Connor. That is so kind. And you were running a little late this morning and I had convinced myself that you were buying me a cake. And I'm in this position. I'm very weird about my birthday. Because it's like I don't want anyone to celebrate me

but if they don't, it's like I'll be devastated. Yeah. So I didn't want you to get me a cake because I don't want you to celebrate me but it was getting to the point where if you didn't show up with a cake, I would have been heartbroken. Imagine if I was like dropping off my dry cleaning.

Right. So do you have a cake? No. Do you have something? No. Okay. That's fine. I can have a big girl.

I'm a big girl. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. And we have a studio full of people also that were all sitting waiting for me to get here and I was 10 minutes late. And I would have been off since 6 a. Had such a like corral on my day when you wake up at 6. Right. I was like, I have time to picket my face.

I have time to. I love face picking time. I have it. Me too. It's really, uh, honestly it's like scheduled into my day. Yeah. And then slowly the day started getting away from me all before 9 a.m. But yes, I called in and got a cake made for you.

You called in? Yes. Oh, Conrad. Right when they opened this morning. Well, I mean, it's not here. I don't have it. That's okay. It's the thought.

And then, so I had them making a cake, and it's pretty funny. So it had bumblebees on it. Oh. And it said, save the bees, but then a big red crossed out thing over. over save the bees. Wow. Like, do not save the bees. You know your woman.

That's really, really sweet. And I also brought, I also, like, had a bunch of donuts ready to bring in in a box, like, ready to go. So both of them are not here. For the studio, no. I, it was just traumatizing. So heads up, if you live in California or wherever Ralph's locations are, they do not accept Apple Pay.

So don't even try, because they'll send you home, empty-handed. So is the cake just sitting there? I never got to see the cake, but that's what I sent in for them to have. it made because I was paying at the counter and they're like we could get a picture of it yeah maybe I'll go back to that ralph after but oh I don't even have my well I can go with you but it I don't neither my credit cards are working right now they haven't worked in like right I know you that tends to happen I have them though like I didn't lose them I have them it says that I've hit my monthly transfer limit which tracks but it's been two months of me hitting my monthly and I haven't

transferred anything so I need new credit well thank you for the thought I that I think that's honestly perfect outcome. It's like you thought about getting me a cake, but I don't have to feel bad about you. You sent me a store. Yes. And I saw it said bakery in the back and I, that's what kind of got my wheels turning. Yeah. Yeah.

But for a while I was going to get you a big piece of, or a big, uh, sashimi. Oh, I love the candle and a sashimi. Oh, you've been thinking so much about me. You have been too good to me. I'm pretty good at birthdays. I hate my birthday. I know. I just have such a weird relationship with my birthday.

I hate my birthday. Yeah. It's miserable. I also don't, I don't like attention when it's not earned. It is. Your birth is an earning. I didn't do shit.

I just stayed alive. That's nothing to celebrate. For you, that's a feat, I think. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Well, thank you. Again, I can't stress enough. I think this is the perfect outcome,

so I don't have to be like, oh, my God. Like, thank you so much, but you thought about me. I was thinking it might be a little awkward for you when, like, the candle. They also didn't have any other candles besides the number two. Mm-hmm. So I was like trying to think of how that would have been an intentional decision that I made.

Right. 20. And then we don't even need to specify the number because it's not a good one. Second decade. Yeah. More to come, hopefully. Yeah. I guess we'll see.

Wow, we're moving kind of slow today. That's fine. Like my brain, we're just like looking at each other and, you know, I don't know where the- Well, I can tell you. It's better than yesterday. Oh, yeah. For me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, what were you going to tell me? Oh, I was going to tell you. Well, can I, we talk about yesterday? your self-tape? Sure. So you've been doing self-tapes, which is when you record yourself to do as an audition to send in

like a captain call, but virtually. So do you want to be an actor? Is it just something that, if it happened to you? I think it'd be awesome. I think it'd be really cool. Yeah. Because we've been meeting so many people that, like, especially from TikTok that are just getting picked up

for traditional roles on TV and film. And so, yeah, we get some inbounds from our teams that come in and they say, hey, we think you'd be good for this role. Can I read you the role that they said that I'd be, they said that I'd be perfect for yesterday. Are you allowed to? I'm just going to read the description of who it is

and I'm not going to mention the show or the character's name. And if I get dropped, I probably wasn't going to get it anyway. Hang on, guys. I'm going to pull it up, but do you want to explain backstory really quick while I'm... Well, basically, you need someone to read the lines with you while you film yourself. So I love reading lines with Connor and watching him thrive in the acting space. So he came over yesterday and he was kind of trying to get into the headspace of this role that he's about to read the description of.

And then I as his acting coach was able to offer some suggestions for how he was able to get into the headspace, which we will go into after he reads you the character description. And I'm just having a little trouble finding it in my email. I just found it. Okay. Oh, no, I did not. Okay. One second. Well, I can show everyone.

my sweater while you're kind of waiting. This says spider monkey and I knit this and that is a twilight reference and I had a vampire themed party last weekend so I figured what a perfect occasion to wear my spider monkey sweater. Unfortunately that was not the case as it was more of a like all black lace, boobs out, ass out kind of vampire party and I walked in with a hand knit twilight themed sweater vest dripping sweat and no one even understood. It was warm. No one even understood. No one understood the reference.

And it was like so, I can't even explain to you how agonizing it was to like talk to these like hot six foot models and be like, oh yeah, it's like from twilight. And I knit it. More so a combination of eight year old girl and grandma at a sexy vampire party. I think there's a lot to be said about the effort that you put in versus just like having your ass out. Well, I wish I could have. I wish I had had my ass out while wearing Spider-Monkey.

There's a combo. Always have a backup plan? Yeah. There's a combo there that I missed. Assless spider monkey. We could learn a lot from James. Yeah. So, I got this audition, and this was described to me as really up my alley, like the perfect role for you.

And the character I was playing, I'm just going to give you guys some backstory. Early to mid-20s, male, cocky, legitimate for no reason, younger brother, too comfortable in his old's own. skin, careless, irresponsible, lazy, often stoned, works at a country club as a tennis pro on and off, a womanizer, man of large appetite and zero self-control, totally full of shit, fun to be around, the kind of guy who will have one of those Netflix grifter documentaries made for him one day. Maybe he's handsome, maybe he just thinks he is. Under all of this is a deep fear that he'll never actually amount to anything. Perfect for you.

Is that so me? That is so you. And so I had made the suggestion that you take a little. hit of a blunt. Because he's a stoner. He's a stoner. And so you did. Yeah, it's method acting.

And then have that help you get into the headspace that you need to be in. It put me in a headspace. I don't think it was the headspace that I ever need to be in, honestly. Right. I'm just not good at weed. I know. But I just couldn't stop laughing. Right.

Which I think was pretty funny. And then we just took the creative liberty of changing a bunch of lines on the thing that you're supposed to really stick with the person who spent probably. over a year of their life writing this script and they're looking for the perfect person and we said it'd be so funny if I said this instead of this like fully changing the script so thank you guys

so much for having me on and watching that I'm sure some execs from whatever that will air on are just rolling in their grave well they're right not rolling it like spinning in their chairs and then to yeah no I was just going to say

we're a little too high to perform the role as the screenwriter had intended it so we decided to counteract the highness with a shot of whiskey how'd that work for your body roller coaster i think the tape turned up pretty good it actually did turn out pretty good yeah i thought you did a really good job but then we had a meeting with our you know oh yeah then we had the brainstorm for the show today so this is not going to be reflective at all of me being crossfaded at three p.m. on a tuesday afternoon yeah by the way that's work yeah it was uh we had to explain to All the producers and everyone that Ryan was,

Ryan, that Connor was cross-fated during the meeting. Anyways. Anyway, that was funny. That was really funny. But we're moving right into today. I'm stoked on today. We got a fun episode. I do too.

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And the great thing about being 26. You're 26? I will be on Saturday is that my health insurance is going to expire. Yeah, what are you going to do? So any, like, thought I had ever had about getting contacts so I don't have to wear glasses that I hate and forget my glasses and then have to wear my prescription sunglasses while watching TV or recording a podcast.

Can't get contacts now. I don't have that insurance. Well, yeah. So I'm just not going to. And so I'm not going to be able to. Any chance I had of getting contacts is no longer an option because I'm not going to pay out of pocket. Well, you could just join me.

Yeah. I probably have something really wrong with me. But I'm just saying I won't be able to get contacts in. Okay, well, we'll figure it out together. I kind of want to start today's episode. We didn't get any new food wrecks this week. No. But I didn't want to do this.

I really didn't want to do this. I've actually tried my hardest not to have done this. What? But we have to try the balsamic sparkling water. I know. Healthy Coke. I know. It's our duty and responsibility.

so let's do it. Are we doing that? Yeah, I brought it. Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't have this in the, you can talk one. Let me just say, in general, I don't like soda at all of any kind of. You don't like bubbles? I don't like bubbles.

It hurts my throat. And I just, that's fancy balsamic on her. And fancy LaCroi. No. You rich king. It's not. It's normal. No, where'd you get that?

Whole foods? Yeah, exactly. What is, I mean, it was. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you. I didn't even think about glasses. I just thought we'd do a floater in the...

I just, yeah. I just don't think I have a shot because I just don't like bubbles in general. So, I mean, I forget how this... I haven't seen this. I haven't been on TikTok since this has happened. I have some TikTok updates for you when you're ready. But we're going to try this. This is funny to me because everyone's trying to find these, like, healthy alternatives to stuff. But they're forgetting that.

The whole point of us doing all of this. like drinking diacoast is that it's easy and we don't have to buy balsamic vinegar at Whole Foods even though we didn't know what aisle it was on or what it even looks like because we've never needed it before. You haven't? No. What have you used balsamic? Oh, I guess

you make your dressing at home? No, it just is dressing. Oh, I don't really know what it is. I've dipped bread in it before because I'm going to put in how much should I put in? That feels like a lot, Connor. But it's fine. I'm going to put maybe a smaller

This is going to give me like insane acid reflux. That feel good? No. Yes, that's perfect. No, you have to put more than that. Brooke just put like a little sprits in. No, you got to put more than that. Are we supposed to stir it up?

Yeah, I mean, I think in a perfect world here. Oh, get your finger in my healthy coat. Yes. Okay. Okay. And it's good because we'll be trying two different variants. Yeah. Okay, so I've got a bit of a heavy.

Dark roast and medium roast. Okay, cheers. I'm in it. It's bubbling up and splashing me in the eyes. I mean, it tastes like you're drinking balsamic. It tastes like an accident. I feel like whoever... It's just dressing.

Yeah, I think, so the person that discovered this was a Pilates instructor. Uh-huh. And to me, I think what we should have taken a step back and said is like, why are you putting balsamic in your sparkling water in the first place? Right. I think she should have her license revoked so she can be studied for a bit to figure out why she was putting dressing into a sparkling water. I don't hate it because it's like if you like balsamic, you're going to like that. It's just drinking balsamic with like a little bit of a, what's that called a cutter? Chaser? No, like if you dilute something and you cuts it, yeah. It didn't hate it. Overall.

So I haven't been on TikTok since this has happened. Why was this like such a phenomenon? Someone just, like you said, was like, here's a healthy alternative for Diet Coke, and then everyone was trying it. I don't think it's gotten any positive reviews. It's gone viral? It actually, like... You're liking it. It's growing on you. It's sitting really weird. It's kind of like when you take it, have a drink on an empty stomach. That's what it's doing to me. Yeah, I mean, I don't feel good, but it's... Yeah, I don't know. I don't...

The second best thing. If I could rank all the things we've eaten, it would be pickle, dipped in ranch, dipped in hot Cheetos. followed by balsamic The ice cream with soy sauce ruined the rest of my day. Ice cream on soy sauce I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I had to stay pretty close to my bathroom the rest of the day.

Yeah, I get that. But you haven't been on TikTok and you can't. I'm actually gonna take another sip. I'm not hating this. That's fine. I'm not liking it. Okay. That was a big gulp.

You know I drink a lot of sparkling water. Yeah. I like it. Okay. It's not coke. No. It's not coke at all. No.

It's distressing, I think. Like I would feel completely comfortable dumping that on a salad. I would call the authorities if someone served that to me as a Coke at a restaurant. Yes. I think that's the correct response. I don't think it's Coke, but it's truly balsamic with sparkling water. I can't trust that enough.

That's what it tastes like. Yeah. What were you going to tell me? I just think, sorry, I have to say, like, these, like, healthy alternative things, we need to chill. Right. We just need to stop. Anyways, go ahead.

No, I agree. Um, you don't go on TikTok. Not a ton. I don't scroll. I've replaced it with healthier alternatives. Twitter? Oh, okay. Which sucks.

What have you been reading? I've started like eight books and I'm eight pages into all of the books that started. I feel like you just spend most of your time on Twitter in terms of social media. Yeah. I mean, I don't. Yeah. I'm a scroller. TikTok, I've just been seeing this.

I mean, I'm justifying not being able to get on because it causes me such massive amounts of anxiety because I see people that are funnier than me. and I'll never be funny again. Right. What was I saying? Oh. You see people like. So then I just keep like selectively reading things that are like, TikTok is ruining your brain and ruining your attention span and it's sucking you in.

And I'm like, yeah, that's why I'm not on it. That's why I'm not on it because it's bad for you. Yeah. Yes. I should reframe the rest of my life. Just like everything you don't like is bad for you. Yeah. Yeah. Water.

That's bad for you. Running is actually bad for your joints. Yeah. No, that's true. And inversely, if that's the right word, I'm not quite sure, I convince myself that everything that's technically bad for me is good for me. Like strawberry short cake, I love. That was your cake flavor.

Oh, Connor. That is too sweet. That's good for you. That's good for you. Yeah. Strawberry is good for you. Yeah. The icing, there's got to be, you know, there's california.

calcium and milk, which is in the icing, build strong bones. The cake itself, you need carbs to fuel. To build muscle. So strawberry shortcake is probably one of the most well-rounded meals that you could argue. It is actually hitting a lot of the pyramid. Yeah, it's every pyramid box I could, except for meat, which is fine. Veganism is incredibly important. It's probably one of the best foods for you, strawberry shortcake, and that's why that's my birthday cake.

Because I'm a hell of a lot. slab of like tri-tip on top of a strawberry shortcake and it's like a piece of beef. Oh, yum. Okay, I was going to, sorry. Go ahead. I was just going to tell you. This is going to be a weird episode because, like, yeah. Go ahead.

Okay. I was just going to tell you since you haven't been on TikTok, there have been like two trends that I wanted to explore. This one is not necessarily, I don't know if anybody else is seeing this. It's just the only. only thing on my for you page if we could bring this up just like it's a series and this girl is making her toilet into a chia pet no no no no not this girl it's the not this girl it's the only thing I see the world's weirdest chea pet I covered my chia pot and seeds and watered it three times a day

do not know who this is no oh my god yes I knew this is this is the girl that you remember when I just said it ain't know why I don't know 12 o's why I just hit The box. Roddy Rich? Not at all. Are you talking about I did a bad thing? No, we can't play music on this, can we?

Okay. I'm trying to... I just did the lick and the box. Total fuck, 12, folks, I just hit the... It was like an OG TikTok song. Everybody listening is going to know what I'm talking about, but she did a

rendition of it that was so horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible that she got torn dragged to hell on Twitter. But she does these these things that she knows are going to like irk people because they go viral. So like the Chia Pet Toilet.

I was thinking like is that what I need to do? Seems like a really nice girl but she's just so so, so, so hard to support. Yeah, so I've only been consuming Chia Pet Toilet toilet content against my will. And then in the latest installment of the series, she pees.

She sits. And the thought of putting my bare ass on the chia toilet, to me, like, that should be the new nails on a chalkboard is bare ass on a chia pet toilet. That's great. I love that. You would? I think, like, I, like, it's sending a full shiver down my spine to think of that. You need to be comfortable in your own skin. I am comfortable in my own skin.

That's where I don't agree with you. You draw the line there? Yeah, I just would much... I like that one of her captions is, it's working with 9 G's. Forgive me for not wanting. I think that plush toilet looks pretty great. And then when she stood up,

like all the chia and like the dirt was in the toilet, it's just like, why? Why? Why? Okay, so I'm going to show you after the show her stuff. It's like cringe content. Yeah, I get there. And I think she figured it out,

but she leans into it and never breaks character on being this like... I don't think it's a character. I think she genuinely is like I love what I'm doing. I'm going to Tim Dillon for a second and say that if it is satire, she's one of the most brilliant minds of our time. Oh, that's gross. Yeah. Like, why?

I just like, again, why? Why? I guess to get views. I have no idea. I don't know. I think that that's really weird. But there were, there's two trends. There's that and then.

Oh, this isn't really a trend, but it's just like every other. TikTok on my free you pages. Chia toilet and also like Elvis death related. Do you know how Elvis died? On the toilet. On the toilet. He like his girlfriend found him like pajama pants around his ankles like ass up because he was so constipated.

He had his autopsy said he had like four months worth of shit in his colon because he just was so backed up from drugs and whatever. I don't think drugs make you backed up. The ones he was taking. He just and like the way he was taking care of himself. He just like didn't poop for four months. And so he was squeezing so hard on the toilet. Was he in there for ever?

That it caused cardiac arrest. And so that's what I'm seeing. And because people are just figuring that out, unfortunately, I've known that since I was eight. I knew that he died on the toilet. I've done that since I was eight. And it's. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet? No.

I have so many times. Do you want to hear my story? Yeah. When you were eight? When I was eight, I've known that fact. because Pop-Up, my grandpa, I call him Pop-Up, used to play these very odd little pranks on me where he would just lie to me

and then I would go into school and just tell everybody what he had told me and it would get back to, and it would just get me in trouble and then Pop-up would get in trouble from my mom because my teachers. And it was this whole thing and he kept doing it. And one week we were going to the Philly Art Museum

and Pop-up was saying, oh, you know what's at the Philly Art Museum, don't you? And I was like, oh my God, Pop-Up, what? And then Pop-up launched. into the whole story about how Elvis died on the toilet and he's talking about that whole thing and he told me that Elvis's last shit was framed at the Philly Art Museum so to keep my eyes out for it on the school field trip so I went into school the next day telling everyone you guys you've got to keep your eyes peeled okay because we are looking for Elvis's

last poop and then my teacher said you really got to stop that and I'm said pop up told me and you know they can't look at me in the eyes and say well pop pop up's a dirty liar yeah so they were just like did not know what to do with I don't know what the I don't know what I would do as a teacher for my kid if they came in saying I can't wait to see Elvis's shit framed at the art museum on our field trip like what do you do with that and then of course pop up got in trouble via my mom I mean how much trouble pop up's always getting into trouble he's naughty but that's I think that's like the most memorable thing he's ever done

to me is Elvis's poop. I think that's really funny. So that's not new information to me is how he died, is what I'm saying. I also start, I do the same thing with my little cousins. Like, I tell them stuff that isn't true. But that's just, like, so insane.

It's really fun. Because they believe you. They have no choice. It's just like, they have no, I had no, like, I never thought, like, my grandfather would be making that shit up. Starting rumors about Elvis's poop.

Also, like, this is like a, I think, I mean this. so respectfully what I'm about to say out of respect for his Elvis's life and career but that had to be like probably maybe the biggest ick like being the girlfriend like walking in on him and that good news she never had to face it head on yeah because I know but can you imagine have you ever had one of those poof where you have to take off all your clothes yes and you're praying and you're like please like please I'll be a better person like I'll start going in church again I'll volunteer like yeah I will change my ways I swear I swear to you God

shaking, sweating, just like in tears. No, this can't be happening to me. I've heard this happening other people. And then it does. It ended his life. It took his life. Right out of his ass. That would be really tough to see.

It's so left. As someone romantically interested in someone. The girlfriend found him? Yeah. Ass up. PJs around him. Do you think we're going to see? No, I think it's just...

No, I don't think we'll be so lucky. I think it's probably just about his life. He's getting... But there's like, I've just been deep to... diving in the Wikipedia about Elvis and just like his life, I didn't know how bad it went. Just like how many drugs he was on. He was so like like slurring his way through his last tour. That's what Amy Winehouse did too.

I know. No, Amy got clean, I think. I think she went like pretty cold turkey and then just like her body couldn't handle it. She went cold turkey, but she wasn't touring. When she went back on tour, she was on drugs because they were forcing her. So she was trying to be too fucked up to go on stage. And they were like, you're not going to make us lose any money. and they would take her basically limp body

and push her on the stage. And she'd be fucked up and the crowd would be like, boo, you suck. And she'd be like, well, I'm fucked up. I'm not even supposed to. I didn't even want to do this. It's so sad.

But was she was, okay, well, that's so, so sad. Take a sip of. I'm going to take another sip. Take a sip of. You know about the balsamic vinegar thing? Kind of tastes like an oil spill. Well, it's oil, I think, at its core. Or is it just that it's supposed to kind of be mixed

with olive oil? No, it's just concentrated grape must. Oh, fuck, that's what I was tasting. The great must have been that. I wanted to say really quick, because this happened this morning, that's like you checking my phone. Ezra Miller's whereabouts are not known. Oh, no, oh no.

Ezra Miller's whereabouts are not known. They've lost track of Ezra. So everybody just keep your eyes peeled. That's really, really scary for you, especially. Keep your head on a swivel. I genuinely think he might be coming for me, because I talk so much shit about him. Them, them, them.

I'm sorry. His pronouns are they them. Do you think they listen to the pod? Maybe. I don't know. I'd like to think that somewhere Ezra and Matthew Morrison together are watching Brooklyn Connor make a podcast.

I don't think they have enough time to in between assaulting people with chairs tune into the pod. I've got this headline. Ezra Miller court, unable to locate actor following, oh, grooming applications. Oh, yeah, he was grooming. He's toast.

No, oh, he's really, really bad news, unfortunately. You know what? So he's grooming someone. He would be, I know this is, we're moving out, and I'm moving into hypotheticals now, because I've been having a lot of thoughts about cults lately. Be a good cult leader. I would be taken into a cult. I'd be succumbed.

One second. Um, cults are kind of been thinking about cults a lot lately. I think there's a lot of pros to cults. Like what? like being a part of something. I know. I think, well,

that's why people join them just because they want to feel like they're a part of something. But it'd always wanted that. You have kind of tasks and you get to wear all white and...

I don't think that you even would have to. I think you could wear your merch. A bit of a uniform. I could start a cult. I wouldn't want the pressure of being head of the cult. That's way too much... I'd be a good follower.

Yeah. Like, I'd be a good plus one. Yeah. I would like, yeah. I would like to just for a day kind of see what it's like.

Well, I know that. I know I wouldn't leave. I know that I would be an easy target. First of all, because I'm admitting that I'm interested in joining a cult. So if anyone has an MLM or something that they want me to be a part of. Well, I don't think we have strong enough beliefs. Well, no, I'll just be an occult.

I'll believe. I'll believe. If you tell me, I mean, that guy told me the moon landing was fake. And I was like, you're an idiot. But you might be on to something. I think we're highly susceptible. Unfortunately, due to. But I kind of was an occult.

Oh, my jobs? I'm not going to mention the, company that I worked for out of the two that I worked for by name. But I got some flashbacks on Snapchat of like a couple years ago today. And I was like, holy smokes. I sent that to you, right? What in the world was I on? Yeah. They were pumping in some sort of air into that building where I was just like, yes, this is my life. I love startups. I think startup culture is very culty. I drank the Kool-Aid in a big way. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, Ezra's missing,

intentionally missing. So I would just, everyone, be aware of, if you go out at night. Keep your eyes peeled. Yeah, keep a, like, a wooden steak on you. Yeah. He's giving me big, they're giving me big vampire vibes. Oh, maybe I should make him a spider,

that I'm a spider monkey tank. Yeah. They probably love that. Shoot, I had something else. Dinosaurs? Oh, oh, yeah, I saw, okay, wait, yeah, I saw Jurassic World. You know I'm not a big movie guy

Right My friends were going And they wanted to see it in 3D And I was like I have not seen a 3D movie in so long I was like I gotta go I didn't know they still made 3D movies Yeah and they gave you the glasses

And everything I did the last 3D movie I saw A Shark Boy and Lava Girl Incredible film by the way Really good Really really really really good Taylor Wattner Yes

Who was the girl I don't know why I want to say Jojo It couldn't have been Jojo right Looks like Jojo I'm thinking a mix of Jojo and the girl from Spy Kids. It wasn't Kristen Stewart. Anyways, so...

Utah, I'm gonna figure it out. Yeah, figure who that is. So I go see it. I wish I could let myself enjoy things. I mean, this is the whole reason I can't watch Stranger Things. I mean, I'll pick out plot holes and Ella Enchanted.

I can't just sit there and enjoy it. A phenomenal movie. Another great film. Another phenomenal movie. One of Anne Hathaway's best and E.L. From Love Island. That's Prince Char.

Great casting. And so I'm sitting there and just like, every five minutes, I'm like, please. Obviously, it's a fake movie. I just wish I could chill out a little bit. But the one big issue I even tweeted about this was the fact that, like, I'm really disappointed in TV, film, media, just in general, and how we've decided to portray dinosaurs in a light that they're all these giant,

evil, disgusting, bloodthirsty monsters. at least all the ones you're choosing Jurassic team to give air time to, to give screen time to. You're telling me there's all these dinosaurs that we know so much about and all of them wanted to kill people. Can't be. It can't be.

And then I was... Oh, there are so many herbivores too. Yeah, they're not getting any screen time. Really? And also, I have a hard time believing that, like, a T-Rex is just like, I am planning to take out all of these humans. I'm going to get to a couple issues I have with us and feel for you chime in whenever because I could keep going.

So there's that. There's the fact that have we learned nothing from Bethany Hamilton? I was just going to say they're like land sharks, I think. So if you're in their way, they're going to kill you, but it's not like they're coming out to get you, probably the dinosaurs. But that is how it's portrayed. I can understand your frustration with the media representation of the TREC community. Right.

It's frustrating and it's disappointing because I feel like Bethany got back in the water and said this is their territory, not ours. They're an animal. They're going to act like an animal. But they're not. evil. And we're portraying these guys as not only are they... T-Rex specifically. Not only are the animals, they're somehow

communicating with Chris Pratt, which I'm having a huge issue with that. He's like, I'm going to... Oh, crap. I don't want to get... Spoiler alert. Even though it doesn't really matter because the movie is not chronological or makes any sense at all, to be honest to me. I know I'm a bit of a hater, but... Chris Pratt has some relationship with... Like, these dinosaurs and his...

Like dating wise? It's hard to tell. Maybe there is a history there because I haven't seen any of the other movies. Right. So how are you to know? Somehow they're making nine of these movies. Yeah. The first one was incredible and that's the only one I've seen.

And here's what I want to say. At this point in this series, the dinosaurs have, they're spread out. They're in any state you could think of. You know, they're everywhere. Give up. there's no winning there's no putting these animals in a park it's shocking that there's still

that's the most unrealistic thing to me once once there's one of these evil dinosaurs as you have portrayed them Jurassic team out and about yeah this is bullshit

the way that Chris Pratt puts his hands out and can stop three of these dinosaurs that is what happened he puts his hand out like this and it stops and it's like I understand we can now communicate right

no that dinosaur is biting his arm and face off and I wish it would on it I'm not a huge Chris Brack guy. I'm being a huge hater. I'm going to keep leaning into it. But I'm saying once the dinosaurs are in Houston, Texas, once they're in Louisville,

Kentucky, once they're in Gainesville, Florida, it's over. It's over. Surrender. You need to be in a bunker. You're not going to beat the dinosaurs. So that piss me off. How many of these movies can you make? I'm hearing you.

Second of all, he's put his hand out and he's like, No, listen to me. These are bloodthirsty animals in the way that you've portrayed them. That has a billion teeth. Yeah, I'm totally an agreement with you. I don't think I have the passion that you do, but I'm right there with you.

He should be Bethany Hamilton in this moment. I hear you. Yeah. Although it would ruin the plot of the next nine movies that they'll definitely make. Totally. Because he can't put his hand out anymore. Totally, totally.

So that kind of made me mad. And then I started thinking about, fossils. Of course. Can I just say really quickly? My two cents is that the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios is the best thing in the world.

And that's all I can offer you right now. Why is it so great? It's just like so you get in this water type boat raft and you're going on a tour of Jurassic Park and then all of a sudden it's like danger, danger, it breaks down. Do you scare? The T-Rex is roam free.

You're terrified. You're absolutely terrified. You don't know when the dinosaur's coming. Then you start, it's pitch black and you start ascending in this tunnel. And then all of a sudden the T-Rex comes and it's right at your face and then you drop really far. And then get. Yeah. It's so far.

And I bet that feels pretty realistic because you're not running from that dinosaur. No, I'm in a boat. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, geez. There he is. Yeah.

This is not a sentient being. Mm-mm. in the way that we're portraying it, even though I feel like, oh, they had a small brain too, so maybe they were blood there. Derex. But I was just thinking,

because I'm watching that show Prehistoric Planet, which I'll once again, and once again, re-uping my suggestion if you like just chilling out and maybe using your brain a little bit, like finding new interesting facts.

They have found out a bunch of interesting facts via bones and bone extraction. Don't get it. Don't know how. And then the way that they're portraying them here, I think totally is, combating the way that they've portrayed them in prehistoric planet. Well, our society has an issue with media representation in general, and that does not stop

with the dinosaur community. I know. I know. Thank you for raising awareness. Another peg in the peg wall. Yep. Totally. And I was just thinking about fossils.

And I tweeted this, if anyone follows me on Twitter, you'll have known that I'm going to recycle some content here. But you're telling me, when they find my bones in 100 years, they're going to say, we can tell this guy was a dick because of his ankles, his kneecaps. This guy was out for blood.

I think that it's just they can tell about the species in general rather than just one dinosaur being a dick, you know? Like they wouldn't be able to tell that about you because you're one... Well, because you're one person out of an entire species,

whereas they are able to make a generalization about an entire species based off of knowledge that I don't have access to. You know what? But more of a species-wide generalization. You're right. Just a one person. You're right.

No problem. And I didn't get that far. No, that's okay. Just my science background coming in. Well, now I wish that they... We are assigning individual personalities to all these dinosaurs at which I don't think is fair. But at the end of the day... Profiling, kind of?

Yeah, we are profiling, which I don't think is okay. At the end of the day, I think I'm going to take a step back and say, let people enjoy things. stupid fucking dinosaur movies okay thank you for that anyways thank you for that Connor's Corner today we talked about dinosaurs

we know their bones not their stories wow that gave me goosey I know speaking of shows yeah that you love I love let's talk about love

on the spectrum because that is my favorite show yeah of all time and I force you against your will to watch it the other day yeah and for the entire

this is the new U.S. season there's been Australian seasons before But the new U.S. season is out. Yeah. And I made you watch. Yeah. And I was hesitant at first because you were on your phone for the duration of the first episode.

But towards the end of the first episode, you started paying attention. Yeah. And thoughts? Just wish that the season would have been quadruple as long. I love those people. It is really just, if you guys haven't seen it, you have to. It's about a group of probably, rage is an age completely. Group of people on the autism spectrum.

looking for love, going on dates, learning how to date. Such an important show. One of my favorites. And I think I just have to say there's watching the dates, they learn about different dating techniques and conversational techniques before they go on a date from a specialist. And she just teaches them how to. Who is also autistic? She also is on the spectrum. Yeah.

And she just teaches them conversational skills and skills that we take. for granted. I learned a lot while watching I need one of those and sometimes when they go on dates they say in the middle of the date I need a break and they take a break. If we could normalize that as a society I think I'd be dating if I could just head out

for a bit, do some deep breathing recollect. You should try speed dating scroll on my phone for a bit because you get breaks. Yeah I think I should try speed date and then you end up with yeah you should Oh, let's... Should we... Let's do it.

Let's do it. Yeah. Oh my God, that's terrifying. I think we should. Yeah, we do it. It is just the most terrifying thing in the world for me. I'm not scared of a T-Rex. I'm scared of a moment of dead air during a date.

That to me is like, can't really think of anything worse. Shark, no. Running out of things to talk about? Yes. I never have any dead air. Yeah, but I also have the issue where I'm not even leaving any dead air for anyone else. chime in. I would so much prefer that.

I really, really struggle to have a conversation, which is perfect for a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. But I'm needing that coach. Yeah,

but anyways, the show was really good. I finished it in two days. It's so good. There's only five episodes in three or six. And I love that, like, Abby and Danny,

two of the people on the show, they have TikToks now, so I love keeping up with them. And they would be... Oh, here's Abby. Abby, if you're watching this, like absolute dream podcast. guest to Abby and David still together today. Spoiler alert. I don't think that's a spoiler though because it doesn't show. Oh, there's Abby. Oh, can we watch this? Because this is how, this is so great. Right now. We are at the Grove and when I comes to dating, it makes sometimes it makes me feel like a bit nauseous. Me as well, Abby. Like, okay, David specifically though, right? Yeah, because I only met him a few times. So how do you feel like? You said what was it, what is the feeling on the inside? Nervous, heartbeat, right?

And what else? You said, I feel like vomiting. But I'm not really going to. Thank God, because that would kind of ruin the date. Yeah. Okay. I'm so jealous that she's able to hold her vomit in. Let's go, Abby. I know.

I just love her. That was six days ago? Yeah, I think it was a throwback to her first date. Oh, okay. They are one. Yeah. You have to go uncomfortable to get comfortable. That's very true.

I also like this. It is so true. I'm not good at that. There's one scene. with the guy that likes the medieval stuff. What's his name? I don't know why I want to say Ryan. It's Matt, Ryan, David.

It's like a white person name. And his dad says, hey, the point of the first dates to get a second date. And he looks over and goes, I just like, and you just know it's not scripted because they're saying exactly what they're thinking. And it's the last great reality TV show. It's bringing back what reality TV should be. I agree.

Yeah. It's really, it's really something. But we have a couple more, what is it called? Pop Culture things that I want to touch on really quick. What is your opinion on the dress thing? Okay. Marilyn Monroe. Right.

So we already know there was an existing controversy with Kim wearing Marilyn Monroe's dress to the Met Gala. And it's just come out that there's. kind of a rip in the dress. Not so much as a rip. It's just like you can tell it's been worn and several crystals are either missing or hanging off of it. And people are up in arms.

My take on that is just like, I'm so sorry. Who cares? Who gives a shit? I know, I don't think Marilyn would give a shit. She's not wearing the dress again. She's dead. I just like, she's not wearing, like, who, who cares? Not Marilyn.

I would care if they opened up her casket. and took it off of her body for him to wear to the thing. I just like, I just, if you're spending your energy on this, let me direct you to some other things that you should care about. There's so many people that I didn't know about this dress and now it's like all over my thing. I'm looking for another email because someone's, someone's an email about it. Oh, really? It's just like who gives at the end of the day.

I just can't believe what, what, like, I can't believe we're even talking about it. I know. Yeah, it's just like so. stupid to be honest. Yeah, and it was being kept in the Ripley's, believe it or not. Right. Which, like, Marilyn, I, if I know Marilyn. You think we're dealing with employee the month over at Ripley's, believe it or not? If I know Marilyn, she would rather Kim be wearing that dress than it be in Ripley's.

Yeah, it's right, no shades of Ripley's, but like. Marilyn Monroe's dress is right next to a four-headed lizard carcass. Right, right. It's not. Oh, yeah, it's top notch. So. Yeah. Come on. Like, I don't, I think Marilyn would want it to be worn.

That's what I know about Marilyn. was so laid back and chill. She was a lot like me. I've heard you're the next Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, we have similar body types, too. What? This is really interesting. Did you see this clip of Jennifer Aniston talking about internet culture and TikTok stars wanting to act? Oh, no, I can't wait to see it. I'm sure that it's...

This is perfect for your self-shape confidence. Okay, cool. So I'm really excited. Is this going to really hurt my feelings? Yeah. That kind of notoriety was all of a sudden, and we were, you know, in these four walls doing the show, and this insanity is happening. And thank God we had each other because you couldn't really talk about it outside. But it was before the social, before social media, so we still had some sanity. You know what I mean? I can't imagine now, whatever, how young kids today are, you know, becoming famous because there's no respite.

There's no place to escape. You're just. Yeah, to take a breath. and understand what you're going through. And it's true. Like now I'm thinking of like, denim. You know,

if you had social media and friends was happening, then you'd probably, then it's almost like, I'm sure the network would have said like, hey, can we get a TikTok video of you guys do, you know? Yeah, that's true.

So much of that was obviously preserved for the screen, you know, that you got those iconic moments. But then, and that's why I sometimes wonder. Denim is really getting me gone. In a good way. Yeah,

where are we without someone? that mystery, you know, a little bit. I really, I'd get, I'd get very nostalgic for the past. Yeah, one to, Jen. Like, you would have. Well, she said there was a part where she talked more about. TikTokers? Like TikTok specifically, like the pipeline of TikTok to acting.

I don't know. Sure. Well, I mean, coming from Jennifer Aniston, who I don't think has had a good movie or TV show and since friends. And I don't even, I mean, she was. Have you not seen where the Millers? You think she acted really? You think she was the top tier Emmy Award winning actress and We're the Millers?

Yes. She's playing the same part that she's played in everything ever. It's a good part. Yeah. I guess when you're typecast, it's pretty awesome. I think that she's, I love her. I feel like I know her really well and she's my mom. Your favorite.

Or aunt. She said, yeah, this is the part. I feel so lucky that we got a little taste of the industry before it became what it is today. More streaming services. You're famous from TikTok. You're famous from YouTube. You're famous from Instagram. It's almost like it's diluting the actor's job.

Well, we've said this 100 times. Times change and TikTok is going to be, TikTokers are going to be A-listers. And I'm still anti that. Yeah, I wish famous people were a little bit more out of touch. I mean, not out of touch. I wish they were less relatable. I wish there was a bigger degree of separation between like...

Like you wish they weren't social media influencers. Yeah. I wish that like when we go to an event, we're not saying. standing next to Sandra Bullock. Right. It just, it never sits. I want it to be unrealistic.

It never sits right. And like no shade to TikTokers, we're two of them sitting right here. But I don't want to be on the red carpet. But if I'm invited, I'll go at the same time. It just don't invite me. Yeah.

But you can and I'll go. Yeah, sure. I'll have conflicting feelings about it. Again, can't stress enough that if I'm invited, I'll go. Is she saying, yeah,

if there's anything coming up, we kind of are like pretty free. I know. We, I want to go to more like events, like fun. I've only been to one red carpet. How about you? Same one? That was the best day of my life. Yeah, but I went to that, a Rolling Stones thing. That was really cool. Oh, I know. Because I never know what's, but the one red carpet is where we. Yeah, I mean, they always have open bars and I need to just like keep my horse blinders on before. So I can talk to new people. there's such a fine line between being stone cold sober and being way too drunk and I can't find the middle ground. And I need to, I need to, I need to, I can't find a buzz. I need to understand that when they walk around with plates of food, that's not a meal.

It's a little sampler of something that you taste. It's not something to have ordered off an entree. Right. Oh, I go full. I'm going. I'm splitting my lip trying to get a macaron. don't eat ball. I know,

I know. You need to nourish yourself at those kind of a... Well, I keep thinking, I'm like, well, it's a red carpet thing. They're gonna have food, but obviously people in L.A. don't eat.

Mm-hmm. I know. And they also don't drink. So I got to choose my battles wisely. People in L.A. drink. Not at those things. Yes, they do. I think.

Well, I guess they're drinking far less than I am. Right. I think that... I think that's kind of what you're referring to it. Okay. it kind of sounds like, and I would be the same way if I was an A list or actor

and these TikTokers were getting famous and being cast and roles like in Addison Ray who got a five movie deal with Netflix. I'd be so pissy. It'd be like, okay, I worked really hard to get here. I've been in the industry for so many years

and then you made a couple videos dancing or whatever. I think we're in a different book because we're actually talking and writing stuff, but we're producers, we're executives, we're writers, we're actors. but I'd be a little bit peeved probably I'd be so peeved and even myself

I know very well I haven't worked as hard as people who are consciously trying to be actors and being at UCLA and Livia or USC and having Olivia Jade and finding out she paid her way in and you got your SAT perfect score or whatever it's tough because it's like obviously if I'm in the position where someone's like

we want you to star in this new movie we wrote the role for you and it'll win an Emmy or Tony, whatever, Kids Choice Nickelodeon's Choice Award. I'd be like, yeah, of course. Of course I will do that. Everyone's going to watch it. But everyone's going to want to do that,

but it's still like, it doesn't feel great. At the end of the day, everything is about money. I'm having fun. Totally. I know, I just think that like if you cast an Addison Ray with 50 million followers, there's 50 million people that are going to,

she's going to post free. It makes sense. Like casting Harry Styles and he's not a TikTok. But like it makes like if I were a director, I would cast Harry Styles and everything because no one's going to want to watch anything more than something that Harry Styles is it. You're entering a new territory of my opinion. Okay. Which is like when David Doberich, geez, I'm just like trashing people of them today's episode. When David started taking pictures on his disposable camera.

You hated that. I was peeved because I was like, there's probably some college kid that takes film photos that would cut off an arm to be in your crew. That's probably like, we'll keep his mouth shut. And just like roll with you and take all your pictures. And you could build someone's career. Right. But I guess like why would you want it if you could build your own? Selfish.

Yeah, but like is it always bad to be selfish? No, I'm super selfish. Right. Like I think I would probably do the same thing, unfortunately. Yeah. Speaking of new movies, you saw Knives Out, right? Yeah, I liked that movie a lot. So they're coming out with the second one.

I don't know. Or it's in the Knives Out family. Okay. But it's not a follow up to Knives Out. So is it different. actors? Yeah, it's Madeline Klein, who I saw posting the first time, but it's Daniel Craig again. And I think the whole continuation of it is that Daniel Craig's just the invest. He's the, he's the, he's the investigator, investigator, Ethan Hawk. Oh, wait, no, this is not it. This is a, this is different.

No, that's it. Oh, it is it. Yeah. Okay, so glass onion is what it's called. I didn't know, I didn't know Catherine Hahn. I love Catherine Hahn and she's one of the actresses that just like, she's in everything, but you don't like know her name really but she is a light. She was an S&L person, right? Really? No, I don't think so. She's just in literally every single thing in the world. Yeah, she's really good.

Yeah. But I love like just like the general vibe of, yeah, she's in everything. Yeah. Have you ever seen the movie Wanderlust with Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston playing, oh God, that's another movie Jennifer Anderson was in that's incredible,

playing the same character, but it's still great. Dave Bautista? Janelle Monet. Leslie Odom Jr. Wow. Do you know Leslie Odom Jr.? Yeah. Do you?

Yeah. Okay. Of course. What's he in? What do you know him from? What do you know him from? What do you know him from? I don't want to cut you off.

Tell me. I dare you. Tell me for my birthday. What's Leslie Odom Jr. in? No, no. He's in Hamilton. He's in Hamilton. Oh, I know I'm from Murder on the Orient Express.

Oh, oh. Everything else besides Hamilton. What's murder on the Oriental Express? express about it's the same sort of vibe what's it about like one of those like lights go out on the train and then lights turn on and someone's dead who did it I didn't see it I didn't see it I was lying yeah he was in a he was in a lot of stuff yeah yeah um anyways yeah that looks really good i really want to see madeline Klein in a different uh wow like role you know what I mean like a mystery role she'd be really I've never seen Outer Banks you should watch it it's really good for the

summer I know I can only watch like really creepy horror things or comedies or love on the spectrum. This is like good, my favorite thing are like teen adventures. Right, I can't do those. Have you seen Lean on me? No. We talk about, I swear to God like every, we have a cycle of when we talk about stuff because we've also talked about

lean on me. Really? I've never heard you talk about it. Yeah. What is it? It's like a, it's like little children having the best summer of their lives movie. Oh, no. See, that's my favorite that's my favorite genre of, oh wait, no, was it? No, I'm thinking of, it's like a, it doesn't look at all.

like what you're describing to me. Stand by me. Oh no, I haven't seen that even. Stand by me. See, but you get the vibe. It's like a bunch of kids in it. They're super young. Like Goonies?

Yeah, like Goonies vibes. I love Goonies. This one was, I think they found a dead body or something. That is your favorite genre. I do love finding. Yeah, I do love finding a dead body. Yeah, okay. Not in the sense that it has happened to me several times.

I haven't found the dead body that leads to my best summer of my life yet. Well, fingers crossed, this is the one. I don't want to jinx it. You know, I can't claim that I found that dead body, though. It was just rolled up next to my door. Yeah. But yeah, that looks really good. I don't know when it's coming out.

But I don't know. There's a lot of TV stuff going on right now. And then... You have a conspiracy theory, too, that you have... Oh, yeah. Okay, so Britney... Yeah, so we are all over the place today. That's fine.

Britney Spears got married last week, right? and she finally was able to because I guess it was a part of a conservatory. Right. Conservatory, conservatorship. Conservatory. She couldn't get married until she was released. And so she was released and then had this wedding at her house. I think none of her family was invited.

None of the family was invited. And the photos, someone posted a thread on Twitter and I was so bored. So I was looking at them. And it was like pretty much a standard wedding, honestly. Like it was just like 50 people or something. But of those 50 people. people the guest list included uh madonna drew barrymore um paris hilton selina gomez ansel elgort i'm pretty sure i saw ryan reynolds in the back of one photo and i was just thinking oh cool did i say salina gomez i don't

know you might have selina gomez was there i was like oh this is like random but cool like she's so famous she like obviously was like this is the people I want at my wedding but then I saw she tweeted from her account and was like at Selena Gomez is so much more beautiful in person dot dot dot was so excited to see my my girl crush at Drew Barrymore and I was like this is super weird to describe people that you invited you're right because you'd be like oh it was so so nice having like all my closest friends like at my wedding right and so someone I scroll down because there's obviously a thousand replies someone was like these are all CAA clients.

Oh, you're thinking of the PR. Is a talent agency in, and this is a theory. PR stuff. CAA just in case you want to help me out with my self-tapes. So CAA is creative artist agency, and they're based in L.A. and they do like a lot of acting stuff like that. Right. They have big clients.

And they were like, they are all CAA clients. This is a business meeting. Oh. This is for press. Fascinating point you bring up on her. That's something to consider. I just think it's interesting. That is interesting.

Interesting conspiracy. It sucks. I want her to just enjoy her wedding. It was just weird vibes. Yeah. Yeah, she seemed really happy. She seemed really happy. I remember something that I wanted to say.

Say it. I had to drink the rest of my balsamic. Have you seen my phone anywhere? Here it is. I was sitting on it. I was in your bathroom the other day. And I was looking in your shower. What?

One, there's a full-size cooler in there. Just for more of a beer storage and sitting and sitting. Like it takes up the whole shower. He doesn't have any room to stand because there's a cooler in there. Two, I was looking at your aqua notes pad. And I took a- Private Space. And I took a picture of your aqua notes.

And I was wondering if you could unpack some of them. And can I show the visual reference of the aquan notes? This is, Connor just has a notepad on his shower door that's water. Okay. When inspiration strike. I want to give some context to my shower notepad. It sticks on the wall. For some reason, I have brain fog all day, and then I step into my shower and I'm Einstein.

Yeah. All my ideas come. I have, and I step out, I dry off. And it's like I'm drying off all these little droplets of seeds of ideas and brilliant theories and conspiracies and philosophies. And it's just weird that that's the space that I feel best in. No more bad ideas down the drain. So I'm going to share these brilliant moments of eureka that you've had. There's three main points here.

Point number one, Batman should have been longer, exclamation. Tell us about that. I just think, I mean, there's a long movie, but they should have really leaned into it and just made it double the time and made it more of an experience. Because at the time that it ended out, I was like, that was really long and miserable. but people are watching love on the spectrum for five hours. You know, they can handle it. Drag it out a little bit more. Okay.

And make it, make it a... I guess it's kind of like, you know when someone does a bit, like a joke? And there's like the perfect amount of time to do a bit. And then when the bit goes on too long, it's like you have to stop. And then when they, it's like so, so long, genius funny again. Genius level. Kind of like that. Art, art, yeah.

It just has to feel... So I see what you're doing there. Okay, point number two. There should be more. animals that are chill underline chill exclamation mark that's an important one too yeah talk talk us through it we have dogs we have cats i think we need a new animal that's like out and about not one that we've domesticated to live in our homes that are chill that you can walk up maybe you're waiting at a bus stop and one of these beasts walk up and sits with you and you can pet it kind of like

a pet but you would have no ties no responsibility yeah there's something that's like so cool about animal crossing or well those are animal animal characters there's something cool about like the Pokemon universe where like totally there's a bunch of animals that just really you just coexist with and they're out and about and they have as much right to be out in this space and they're cool looking I like that Connor I think we need just in what I meant by chill was cool looking and kind of minding their own business and you kind of coexist yes I think we need more animals with the opportunity to catch them all as well you don't have to catch it I think coexisting

is like a this is their space and it's a shared communal space. No Pokemon type. What I think I'm super into the idea of creating a new animal but unfortunately we keep making these like half pig human things that are just

I'm not sure I know about that. Satanic and blasphemous yeah I'll send a picture in of what I'm thinking of but anyways yeah I'm more chill animals we don't want any Satan demon animals walking around I mean like cool looking big like a snorlax

yeah I totally I know exactly what you're saying and I'm so, hell yeah. I'm so important. Okay, cool. Free idea. Yeah, last note you had. And I think this is the one that needs the most explanation just from where I'm standing.

Red rum. Red rum. Red, red rum. Why is everyone all of a sudden 20? Question mark. Take your meds, grandpa. Drink a lot in the shower. Yeah.

Like there's beers in that cooler. I know. Well, I mean, that one is pretty self-explanatory. I don't understand how like everything that's being shoved in my face is a 20 year old 19 year old like I don't know I don't know what take your meds grandpa means why is everyone all of a sudden 20 yeah and that's what I'm saying it like every everything I see is some 20 year olds doing this okay take your meds grandpa I don't know what that one means I don't that could have been a separate idea I don't take any meds take a lot of

vitamins I take a lot of vitamins lines main if anyone's looking for a good vitamin that no one can tell you otherwise lines main okay well thanks for for unpacking those. Yeah, of course. I can't believe you went into my shower when I thought you were in the rest of it. I was. I was peeing and I had direct eyesight to the Aquino's pad. So you did some investigative reporting.

I had no choice. There's a lot more slides on there. I'm a snooper. There's a lot more that you didn't get to. Oh, I didn't even check those out. But if there's an opportunity for me to snoop and look through drawers I'm going to, unfortunately. You're one of those.

Snop through no fault in my own. Huh. If it's not long. It's an invitation. We are praying and thinking and loving on Justin Bieber during this difficult time. Oh, yeah. Hoping he makes better. For Justin and Haley to both have similar type medical issues involving facial paralysis,

that's like making me a little bit nervous that there's a hex on the Bieber family. Or like a black mold situation. They should get their house checked out. I don't think black mold causes like strokes. I don't think we know what black mold causes. I don't know. I am worried for them. But we're keeping them in our top of mind.

But I also, we have to wrap up. I know. We're running way over. But I want to read an email really quick. Do we have time? Okay. This one is from Isabella. Hi, Brooke and Connor.

I was talking with a friend who admitted that he wants us to date. We got on the topic of rating people. And he said that, he said that I wasn't a. 10 out of 10. I'm very aware that I'm not, but I personally believe you should think the person you're in a relationship with is a 10, even if they're not. Do you think that people can be in a relationship with someone? No. And know that objectively they're not a 10, but obviously still be attracted to them and not be interested in anyone else. I know looks aren't everything, but I want my partner to think I'm the most attractive person who exists. You are so in the right. I would be arrested for the things

that I would do if someone if my the boy I liked and liked me like me like a mutual liking and he told me I wasn't a 10 I would be in jail after committing a crime what would you do that is horrible you of course you should be a 10 to someone that you're in relationship with yeah do you agree yeah I think there's a level of I mean you can understand objectively that like there are people who are objectively more attractive in the world but there's no one you should be more I think about that all the time. That goes back to my evolution question of attractiveness. We should all be tens, really, at least to, you know, everyone, there's someone for everyone type thing.

Right. But I also think that looks are almost nothing. Yeah. Also, just like he should be telling you what you want to hear. I'm a big advocate of line. Even if it makes sense. He should also believe you're a 10. I'm so anti him.

I think you need to break up with him. I think you need to break up with him. I would go that phone. Yeah. Is that dangerous it means to be giving someone? They're not dating. He said he wants them to date. But they're mutual and like.

How did it come up when? And he was like, eh, you're like a. That is so, like if he's trying to win you over and the way to try to win you over is to say you're not a 10, that just not bode well for a potential relationship.

Stop. Well, I feel really strongly about stopping that. Well, like, before it starts. I really think we should date. You're not a 10, though.

You're not a 10, but like we can make it work. What the fuck? Barf. Really? I would not. move forward with that and I like have never felt more strongly about an email thank you for bringing that to our yeah that one that one was kind of yeah because I also think that like personality is

more important than looks and I think that plays if you if you see someone you're like that person it just owns the room or like there's a like something doesn't even matter what they look like no there are a 10 like there are so many factors that make up a 10 so the fact that he's not even calling you a 10 with all the factors that should be considered like I'm not able to say the words that I want to say on this on Broken Connor makeup podcast, but he's done. He's canceled. Run for the hills. Also, Connor, Emma emailed last week and asked us to think of a tattoo for her to get on her own body because she doesn't really care about the kind of ink that she puts on her body.

So we came up with the idea to just get the word tattoo on your body because as to people in a creative space, that's the only. thing that we could think of. We creatively directed that. Creatively directed that out of our asses. So we hope that you get that. Please keep us updated if you do, Emma. And we love you and we're wishing you the best through your tattoo appointment. Yeah. Well, guys, thank you so much for listening this week. Seriously. Happy birthday. Thank you, Con. Enjoy going home and travel today. Well, yeah, I'm going home this week. I'll update you guys on that next week. And we'll talk to next week. We'll talk to you next week. All right. Please follow and like and comment. B and C MAPE. Thank you. on all social platforms from my podcast thank you bye