Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - How The Grinch Stole The Podcast

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj NEW DSDF MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com  This week, the Grinch has stolen the podcast! Connor fights through the trials and tribulations of being the Grinch while Brooke explains her divine intervention with Timothee Chalamet. And of course, Max is here too taking a nap.  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Go to https://MeUndies.com/bandc for 20% off, plus free shipping. Go to https://Prose.com/bandc to get 50% off your first subscription order today PLUS 15% off and free shipping every subscription order after that! Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandcfree and use code bandcfree for FREE breakfast for life! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Brooke’s New Co Host 0:59 Intro 1:32 There’s Hair Everywhere 3:40 Experiencing Senioritis 4:55 Becoming The Grinch 5:58 Connor’s Gold Sack 8:22 Woman of the Night 9:05 Acknowledgement For Seth Meyers 11:19 MeUndies 13:23 Seeing Signs 17:51 Grinch Check In 18:30 CONNOR’S TOUR!!! 21:00 An OG B&C Story 22:28 Prose 24:27 Connor’s Couch Search 28:07 Another Grinch Check In 28:46 Brooke Sees Wonka 32:56 A Sign From God 35:30 Grinch ASMR 35:58 HelloFresh 37:53 Organized Chaos 40:39 Beautiful Bodies 43:17 Holiday Travel 44:50 Connor’s Lego World  46:00 Connor’s New Neighbor 48:10 Flushed Away Appreciation 51:20 BetterHelp 52:36 B&C’s Gift Guide 1:02:07 Panera’s Supercharged Lemonade 1:07:30 Connor Gets Broken In To 1:10:44 The Grinch and Cindy Loo Who Sign Off 1:12:23 See You In Bonus!!! 1:12:56 One More Thing… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Did you steal my dog? No. Oh, God, no, I wouldn't do that. He's my best bud. You know I feel about ceiling? I come in here and I say, keep my dog out of your yard. I tell you all the time. Hey, Max.

Get off of me. Well, I'm happy that you're back. You mind if I take a seat? I don't mind. Okay. You look hot. Thank you. I'm sweating.

Lord. I meant like handsome. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Why do you give me a kiss then? Not right now. Okay. Hey, Brooke.

Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.

Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Did you feed him? Did you feed him while he was here with you? For the past six seconds? Yeah, six seconds. I haven't seen him all morning. Oh, sorry.

No, I didn't feed him. Do you need me to? No, he just seems to be churning out my arm and my fingers and stuff. I was saying this earlier, but it is crazy that he knows not to bite hard. Yeah, he's so sweet. On your body parts. Do you want to lean back? Can you lean back?

You have to let go of my thumb if I'm going to continue. Yeah, I would love to lean back. Oh, so he's having, you have to let go on my thumb. I can't even operate. So for the audio listeners. Oh, yeah. What's happened in this? space was that it was me and Max podcasting. It was like kind of a bit. It was me and Max

and then Connor entered and he is actually dressed as the Grinch in a way that is so realistic that I think you should stop listening to the audio and go to the video. Today it would be important to do that. It's also why he sounds so nasal because I think his nose is completely obstructed by his Grinch piece. So it's really like insane the way you look in like positive connotation. I'm not doing this all day with you. Nope. And that's the wire of the mic.

You need to stop. So Max is now chewing on the mic as well. He's just excited. He's so excited. Oh, he's got my... You're what? My, uh...

Have my belt. Have my belt for a second? Hang out, let me get a breather. I'm like, there's hair. Yeah. How can I help? Can you pull a hair? my tongue. I'm being so serious because I can't put my gloves in my mouth.

Pull a hair off of your tongue. You see your hair? Back, you have this out. Come closer. I don't have my arm. Okay. Will you stick your tongue out? I don't see a hair. Like, oh my God, yeah. Yeah, you got it. It's a long one. Well, there's one more you left.

That's not the club, bro. Okay. Hey, guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Happy holidays all. Happy holidays all. Oh, this comes out tomorrow.

Yes, yes. So the holidays are coming up. So we're just getting in the spirit. We're getting in the spirit. I imagine after today I'm going to have huge senioritis vibes. Huge what? Senioritis. Oh.

That's going to be a word that's going to be hard for me to say today. So I'll say it one more time. Senioritis. Yeah. Which seems to get worse for me, even though that's like a school term. You know senioritis, right? Yeah, I spoke about it last week. I actually said that I get senioritis during this period of time.

Oh, so I'm going to, I'm going to commandeer that thought. Yeah. And repeat it. This is my senioritis week. When do you leave? I'm not leaving. What do you mean you're not leaving? My parents are coming to California.

Oh my God, so you're not going home at all. No. You're saying in LA this whole time. Yeah. Let me try to speak less nasally. Okay. But I just want you to understand. I lost use of my whole nose this morning.

Right. And. So there's no air hole. in your nose. No, I'm a mouth breather today. But listen, sorry everybody. Probably skip 10 seconds now if you're easily grossed out. Ready?

Am I? I have a running nose. Was that you trying to breathe out of your nose? No, that was me trying to like, I'm underwater in my nose area because I had a running nose because like when it starts getting colder, I have a running nose every day. You look nothing like Connor right now. Yeah. Like completely, like if you were,

in a lineup of other Grinches, I wouldn't be able to say that's my co-host. Well, today, I don't know what to say. Get used to it, sister. Like, it's wild. Well, Shana does such a good job. It does. It's the eyes. It's the eyes, yeah.

I'm wearing contacts, which everyone can attest that was here. Putting those contacts in, I was like, there's no way I'm not going blind. And Jane was like, that's the solution. That's the solution. going to be bad for a second. Well, that's why I can't, that's why I decided to just be blind instead of using contacts. Because it's just not worth it. Lay down, Max, please.

I got you a gift. You got me a gift? Yeah, I got you a gift. I got to pop one of these gloves off. I got to get, I think that everyone would understand that. If you want to take both of them, both of them off, I give you permission. Okay, cool. Yeah.

Like, it's like a. I actually think like you still look like the Grinch. Oh. Leave it or not. Like, I thought the gloves made the whole. then. You guys would be... Look at the amount of hair on your mic.

I want to encourage you to not put the entire mic in your mouth today. I could not breathe. I know. Get your mouth away from the mic. People can still hear me. I'll just talk about your chair. Okay, guys. I'm going to make this work.

Okay. There is. An infestation. It seems like it's just growing inside my mouth at this point Okay, I got you a gift Oh, Connor, I didn't get you anything It's fine I don't care

Oh, but I feel horrible Oh, don't No don't You're so sexy But I got you this gift Yesterday I was passing by a yard estate sale

Yeah I've always dreamed of going to do an estate sale You just passed by or you went I just passed by I was walking max and I'm not saying like someone needed to die for me to get the coolest dolphin-shaped bottle opener I've ever seen, but God works in mysterious ways. And you got it? Yeah, thank you, Robert.

And I got it. But I also got you, this little number, which is kind of a selfish gift. Selfish. Selfish for me to get you this. A Frank Sinatra September of my years vinyl. Oh, my God, Connor. And it's legit. that's so cool and it's legit oh my god thank you yeah no i'm stoked on that personally this is such a

good thing to put on like at any time oh i can't think of a mood that doesn't warrant frank sinatra wow thank you connor that's so sweet of course give me your gloveless hand yes oh i didn't realize your hands were the same size as mine no you have huge hands yeah always have always have I can't have saying since we recorded last week, woman of the night. Oh, who was a woman of the name? Mary Magdalene. Yeah. You know, I was watching Criminal Minds and she was a big topic.

How? She used to wash Jesus' feet, apparently. And the unsub was doing that to his victims. Washing their feet? Yeah, he was like going full Mary M. What a selfless kid. Well, it was like not like out of the goodness of his heart. Oh, because he's about to like eat them?

Yeah. He was killing them. So it's just interesting at the end of the day. Got to clean your kill. Like different people respond to the story of Mary Magdalene in different ways. Right. Yeah. Different strokes, different folks.

Right. Right. Right. I want to start this episode. Brooke and I were talking about yesterday. Oh, we were. Yeah. By just acknowledging Seth Myers.

Period. And the work he's done in his space. Few have... His face? Space. In space. Yeah. I feel like we're always so.

so busy kind of like shitting on late night talk show hosts. We never take a second to praise and lift up Seth for all that he's done. His work on S&L, his work on his show, everything he's done, his segments, day drinking with Seth. That's my favorite. He is remarkable. His family's remarkable. He's his family on a lot.

I love them. I love the Myers family. I think he's an amazing person who we just need to take a second. pause and be grateful. Also, Ghost Dream has day drinking with Duolipa. So good. I haven't seen it yet.

He is so good at getting people out of their celebrity space. Like, he's like breaking down every wall that they have. He's the best because it's like, he's so funny and charming, but it's not about him. Right. You know?

It's about the guest at the same time. And he's, yeah, he doesn't overpower. Yeah, he doesn't overpower. But yeah, he's still. an incredible personality piece. I just can't say enough good things about Seth Meyer, seriously.

Oh my gosh. There it is. Day drinking with Dua. Also, his Netflix special, Lobby Baby, is so good. It's so good. And I'm obsessed with how obsessed he is with his wife and kids.

Yes. So much so that that's probably the reason why he makes no news. Why he makes no move? No news. No news. Because he's just like a good guy. It's probably the reason why he makes

no news. Yeah. Because she's not causing any riffraff ever. Yeah, because he's perfect. He's just kind of saying Seth Rogen. Seth Myers is the king of staying at his own lane. If you could ask me like what's, who's one celebrity who you just know will never get canceled? Seth Myers and now I'm scared a little bit. Oh my God. Brooke, don't even say that. But I do, I do. I know that to be true. You do, Alepa. I know that to be true. Hey guys. We want to take a break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Me On Bees. Gifting is a no-brainer this holiday season thanks to the unmatched comfort and style of me-undies

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And you know how a lot of people are like Angel numbers Obviously I don't know the definition of angel number No But like my whole thing is like If you think the universe Is gonna give you a number You think the universe cares about math

Yes, actually. Why? I do believe in signs because I saw this TikTok last night that really made me believe. Let me pull it up. It was insane. I just think like we're talking angel numbers. I'm like, I want to like cash, you know? Like I don't, I don't want like to see a number all the time.

Well, sure. Sure. Yeah. But what's the, why can't you have both? The same way that you can have. fat ass and what was it about your lips and fabulous lips you can have money and angel numbers but listen to this Connor if you don't mind okay sorry one no I'm ready okay this girl's dad passed away oh when she was 14 okay then a few months after that she

messaged him on Facebook because she was missing him so much and was just saying that she missed him even though you know he's not going to respond due to him not being on Facebook at this time Then the next day she got a drink at the gas station She was gonna grab a soda, okay? She wanted a soda, but last minute decided to grab a sobi water. Anyone know what that is? That is a soapy water. That's a choice.

Because she had never tried one before, and she was drawn to it. Bottom of the cap inside, miss you like crazy, it says. That gave me full, maybe I was just like so high, but like I got like full head to toe. Goose bumps everywhere. Okay. You're not feeling that?

No. Okay. Do you want another one? Because I was also crying. Yeah. I'll take another one. Let's see if this one gets me. Okay.

This girl's dad also died. And she was the only one home when it happened. So even though she had done nothing wrong, the guilt was debilitating. Oh, my God. Yeah. One day she was crying, sobbing in her car, saying out loud that she wished she told him that she loved him before he died and that how she would do anything for a sign that he was okay. She was having a panic attack at this point in her car and then the car cut her off.

Okay? Her dad's name, John Kane, the license plate, loved by JK. How about that one? Like, that's nuts. She looked at he got cut off by JK rolling. No, John Kane. Oh, her father. Yes. Nothing like your dad cutting you off from the afterlife. Okay, cutting her off out of the goodness of It was hard to show her that... Like a reminder that he's there. That he's always kind of there and around her. That's good. Yeah.

I love signs. Yeah. I'm just saying numbers are just kind of dumb. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to receive a number from like a divine source. Well, also there's that like... Oh, gosh.

Thing that's like once you hear about something, then you're going to start seeing it. Yeah, what is it? It's called something. Hyper... But it's not that you haven't been seeing it before. Just like now you're hyper aware of it. Hyper aware of it. Yeah, but no, it's not hyper awareness is not the phenomenon.

It's a specific phenomenon. I don't remember the name. What is it called? I don't know. It's called something. It is called something. It's called something. I think it's called hyper awareness.

Confirmation bias. Confirmation bias. Yeah. So like now that I'm saying two to, too, too to you're going to see it everywhere. The same way that I was seeing Bert and Ernie literally everywhere I turn after my dream about the tattoo on my back. Right. And I still see Burton Ernie everywhere I turn.

I do too. It's weird. But like surely they were also there before. I just now have a confirmation bias. I think we also probably brought Bert and Ernie to the forefront of like an FYP. No, it's not even an FYP situation. It's a I'm out and about and a Burton Ernie doll is in the window. That's crazy.

Yeah. I'm so glad that I didn't get any Burton Ernie to find an intervention style. Oh. I guess you don't frequent the places that would be Burton Ernie like Safe Havens. Right. Whereas me? Totally do. Yeah.

You okay? Yeah. Can I am I drooling at all? Can you see? No. You're not drooling. Okay. You look.

I can't tell if it's your contacts or you're tearing up. No, I'm fine now. My eyes. Okay. No, I'm good. Are your lips okay? Yeah. Why?

They're just, I can't see him. I feel like I just got like a ton of both of time. Can you smile? Well, well, well, in exciting news on my end, I just now announced my tour. Maxie, come here, don't leave. Just announced my comedy tour like about 10 minutes ago. That is so exciting. If you're in, can I rattle off the cities real quick?

Yeah, go ahead. Rattle them off for me. Okay. If you're in Seattle, Washington, Portland, Oregon, and San Francisco, Philadelphia. Oh, Brooke, Philly. I know. I'll have to come to that one. Brooklyn, which already sold out the first show.

Phoenix, Chicago, Nashville, Washington, D.C., Boston, or Denver. I'll see you guys in the spring. You're not going anywhere down south. I might add... I might add... There it is. Right.

There it is. I might add some Austin shows and Houston shows. Okay. Who are the friends? Or is it going to be the same friends through the whole tour in terms of fibs and friends? I just lost one of our Thomas that was going to tour with us. So I'm looking for a sign. Wait, are you going to be like on a bus? No. I'm flying to and from these cities like once a week.

I'm getting like texts out the wazoo and I'm really nervous about. Oh, and G. Great. Chicago just sold out two minutes ago. Oh my God. That's crazy. What I love is that they think that I'm not excited but they don't know that I'm in the podcast. No one respects our podcast time.

No, they don't. I swear to. I feel like I've told people thousands of times too. STG, anytime we're in the podcast, I'm the most popular person in the planet. And anytime I leave phone, I'm like, is this even on? Is my cellular data on? Completely agree.

I don't know what it is. It's confirmation. But you know, I have my phone and I have my phone. and I have my phone in B and CMAP mode. I figured out how to work that. You did? Does it tell people that this girl's... It does not.

I wanted it to tell people that B and C are making a P. It doesn't, but now it doesn't vibrate. Oh, but you didn't want it to vibrate. So it's the same as Do Not Disturb. It's just for, on my end, it says B and CMAP mode, even though it's the exact same function as do not disturb. No difference whatsoever. That's pretty cool that you figure that out.

Yeah. Well, you know what they say about me. Well. Oh my God. Yeah. This girl can dance. That's what they're all saying on the streets. Exactly.

Oh my gosh. You know what? It's been long enough. We can tell this story again. There was when I first met Brooke the first time ever, she came to visit California. And this man... This is one of those stories that like it doesn't come across. Okay.

I'm just going to go very quickly. This man like came out of nowhere. We're sitting on this back patio of this house we're saying. It was like 2 a.m. 2 a.m. This man walks out. It was on the beach. Out of the water.

Out of the water. He's wet. But it is 2 a.m. He walks out of the pitch flack almost like taking form. I'm surprised he didn't read me off by angel numbers. Like it was like, it was crazy. He walks out, he forms and then he starts talking to us. And he's like, what do you guys do for work?

And we say we're TikTokers because at the time we were TikTokers. Right. And he was like, what do you do on TikTok? And Brooke was like, did you answer for me or did I, do we answer for each other? I think I answered on behalf of Yumi and Kat. Oh, yeah. But you didn't answer yours. I think I said Brooke dances,

Brooke's a dancer. And then something about your sweats that show off your ass. But that's all I remember. And then he told, Brooke told this man that I did magic on TikTok. What the cat do? Sing. Oh, yeah.

So we were all like specific talents. Yeah. See, it's. No, no one's gonna care about that. Right. Yeah. But I like one of, it's a great story.

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well how was your weekend and such what did i even possibly do i didn't do i saw you saturday night yeah i didn't do anything friday i caught up with you i moved on saturday i finally moved like completely into my house now i'm furnishing the place heaven's de betsy that has to be one of the hardest that's got to be up there with don't rush it don't rush it oh brook i think i got to rush it No, don't rush it. What do you still need? I want to get a nice new couch. Don't rush it.

Unfortunately, once you search couch, say goodbye to every form of social media you have. I'm basically on couch talk. Couch, Gram. I'm on complete couch gram, Brooke. Yep. I'm still on Couch Graham. My explore page is couch after couch after couch.

I'm going to get a beanbag just despite big couch. I don't even want a couch anymore. I know. On the ground. Big couch is like very big. big brothering. And that's exactly what I wanted was big couch. I wanted a big couch, just like you when you wanted your big couch. Yeah, I love my big couch. You should get my big couch. You hate it. No, I do like yours, but I'm obsessed with the cloud couch. Sorry, y'all. The cloud do.

That's fine. Unfortunately, you're not going to catch me paying for the even the dupe. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to figure out a way to pay for the dupe's dupe. I paid for mine and I don't regret it. That is like a, that is something that you use so much. Yeah. That it's like you are getting every penny. For the amount of time that my ass is planted on that couch, I should be paying it. Right. Direct ass to couch. Yeah. Yeah. D to A. C. Yeah. D.C. Yeah, I guess you're right. That's one thing that you kind of don't want to like skimp on. But the thing is like there are when they say no two couches are the same, they're lying. You could get two couches that are exactly the same and they're just priced different. Like the website's nicer. You need to go in

person. I'm going to go to living spaces. Yeah. My ass is going to go to living spaces And I'm going to wear this You should Because Oh god, I'm drilling so much No one's going to try to No one is going to out

Barter me in this You could just take it In the name of the holiday Rag it out Yeah People will understand They know They know you're like this

Today might be the day That I take my little sack around and I do trick or treating but just like stealing. Yeah, put your, put the couch in your golden sack and call it a day. What's funny is that like if a furniture store were to hear this, it'd be like, that'd be good content. Like come to steal a couch from us. Oh. Are you, you would a go with me to a future? Are you making a pitch? Yeah,

except it's too late. It's not too late. What's that song? Too late to apologize? No, close. good one. Too late by Jojo? No. It's just a little too late. A little, that's too late by Joe. But I also was thinking Too Late. No, it's just a little too late.

That's Jojo. Too late leave right now. That's Jojo. That's the same song. Beyonce. Too late. No, no, that's not Beyonce. It's to the left. Man, a lot of people are too late. I think just J-Lo, not J-Lo, Jojo and who's, too late to apologize? Timbaland. What a republic.

Do you know it took me years to find out that Timbalin and Justin Timberlake were completely different entities? I understand that. Yeah. It was confusing every time they did a song together. That's so confusing. And in my early days, I thought One Direction was one republic. Before I really found out who One Direction was. And then the rest was history.

Just hold that thought. Yeah. What's happening right now? Oh, it's glued to my head. What's glued to your head? Oh, I just quickly had to dad. Oh, I've never had eyelashes on. I've got the big, full.

I fear that one of the hairs is going to go into your eye, and that's going to be game over. Oh, no, no, no, no. You'll never know if the hair goes into my eye. There will be signs, but I won't say a word. Oh, okay. How was your weekend? All I did was on Friday.

And then Saturday, oh, Saturday I got to go watch a boat parade. Christmas vote parade. It was awesome. That's it. I had a very mellow weekend. I saw you Saturday. Yeah. How was your whole week?

You went to Disney Channel. Oh, no. Well, I went to Disney Channel. I had the Wonka premiere on Sunday. Cat took me as Cats Plus One. You decided you couldn't make it. Yeah. Because.

I didn't want to go. Why? I had just moved in. I needed to finish moving in on Sunday. Also, it's like tough to come at this stuff that starts at like noon on a Sunday. because that's still my Sunday morning. Started at three. No, I mean, I had to leave my house at noon to get there by one.

You had to pick up tickets at one. No, you could pick up your tickets at $259. Do we need to do this right now? I didn't want to go. And then Brooke was able to share with me that it was something I would have hated. Oh, you really, you really, really would have hated it. I want to believe that that move of mine to bail and I had already RSV feed it. Yeah.

You would have hated it, but you also would have got ethically cloud-chased to me. you would have gotten the opportunity. You think so? I do think yes, and I'll explain in a second. Oh, please. First of all, the movie, here's the thing. You can't go into that movie associating Timmy's Wonka

with Gene Wilder's Wonka. What about? Or Johnny, like that's completely different. That's never been associated with anyone. That's a mind of its own. That's a creature of its own. I love Johnny Depp's. Oh, my God.

That's sinister. I thought he was very good. Yeah. Oh. sure, but that doesn't mean it wasn't like bone chilling. Oh, it was completely bone chilling. I liked his take that he made William Wonka like a legit

psycho. Sinister. Because you're talking about a man that owns a chocolate factory and lives in it with a bunch of oopalupas. That's a psycho. I've only seen it once because of the way it is. I haven't had a desire to see it again. But it was good, Wonka. It's very

much a kids movie. Yeah. It's very much a musical. Timmy was great. once you separate him from any sort of Gene Wilder association. Like they're not the same Wonka in my, in my eyes. Yeah, it was sweet. How was, what's his face? Hugh Grant.

Hugh Grant. He's in it for like five minutes. Oh. Yeah. Because he sure does look like he's going to off himself in all the press. He also looked like he was going to off himself at the premiere. Oh, he was at the premiere. Uh-huh.

Wow, they must be paying him a lot of money. Yeah, they were both there. Earlier, this last week, I had expressed on the pod, don't put me in a room with my celebrity crushes, except for, and then I outlined a few circumstances. They're on the same. Okay. That was fine to be in the room with Timmy while he was presenting his film. Right.

I will say, usually when I'm like around a celebrity crush, I'm like, oh, wow, that's crazy that they're a human. Also, didn't feel that with Timmy. He still felt like an entity. Really? Yeah. Like he felt like almost like a vampire or like Edward Cisorhands, like, like a, like a like a mythical creature almost he's so beautiful and so pale in like a beautiful way and like a

magical he's magical like a doll like a haunted doll he's haunted he's haunted he's haunted positive connotation yes oh my god please he's not sinister he's haunted he's hauntingly beautiful so you know how i said my phone doesn't vibrate now that it's oh i'm hearing it's kind of out the world too it's actually i'm actually completely going to have to revamp what's going on here It's okay because... What? Yesterday when I bought that for you, it was Frank Sinatra's birthday. Someone just texted me that.

Freakish. So that's an example of a sign. Frank Sinatra coming out, placing that. Let's keep in mind that. My angel decides to avoid numbers because I hate numbers. That is just like, that's just us. Me and my angel. We avoid math.

Yeah. Okay, well here's another example of God coming down to earth and giving some guidance. I'm listening. Okay. The after party, Timmy was there just like walking around. Yeah. Which like how, you know, just that's like crazy to be Timothy Chalmey and just like walking around. I was there and there were people like waiting in line to say hi to him and he was talking to people, taking pictures of the people.

And as I expressed, that's a situation where I don't want to be. I don't want to be in that room where it's like, okay, there's the possibility of talking to someone. But Kat wanted to. And I was her plus one. So I felt like I needed to respect that wish. And so I was standing in line with her. And I was planning on truly not saying anything to Timmy and just kind of echoing and bumping what Kat was planning on saying. Then someone that worked there came over and said, let's go ahead and give the talent some space.

And that was God. And that was God coming down, hearing my plea. Whoa. Saying, let's give the talent some space. Yeah, let's. And I did. And then. It does feel good when things are out of your hand.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Take it off my plate. I didn't try to say hi. I tried to say hi. And I was removed from the his vicinity. Right.

Exactly. And for that, I thank you. And for that I thank you. So, yeah, there was a little bit of God in that woman who was able to redirect me away from the talent. Yeah. Yeah. God was in the room with you.

Hugh was like. in a back corner with security in like his own little section with one other person Timothy Shalameh like everyone's gonna be rushing Hugh Grant well I would have I would have too actually

no I would have talked to him and be like hey this place sucks huh you know just like try to like relate to him yeah yeah he's been miserable for about a year now it seems like he started his misery like on that one red carpet yeah who is he talking to I forget but she was giving it her

actually Graham oh yeah Ashley Graham. Oh yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, he wasn't having it. Yeah, he didn't help her out

very much. No. Granted, I don't know. She was the right fit for that carpet. I don't. Has he ever been

like more animated and personable? Or is this just kind of like his whole thing? You know he was my first cardboard cut out? You had a cardboard cut out in college.

It was like tiny but I did have a cardboard cut out of Hugh in my... Just like him as a person or in a role? Him as a person. Oh, that's special. Yeah

Hugh Grant I think it was just I think it was during my Love Actually era I've watched that twice In the past two weeks Yeah it's on Netflix now Incredible film

It's getting bumped like heavily Yeah Check out that That piece That I was able to pull from I go in It's coming You're still eating the mic

That's the thing Oh And the mic is completely covered in hair Let's get that off High audio listeners She's like my SMR.

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Sorry, I've been in like a tough mood because my car light has been odd. And any time I drive to go get it turned off and I make an appointment, it turns off on my way there. And it turned back on this morning. And I'm just like, just break. Take a picture of it. And like, show me.

Yeah. I'm telling the truth. Yeah. Also, like, They're not going to think you're lying. That's an insane thing to be lying about. I'm like the boy who cried engine light. No one's going to, like, why would you want to go to the car store?

What do you call that? Dealership. The car venue. The car venue. Why would you want to go to the car venue? I sure don't. I'm ignoring all their calls. I got my oil changed at Jiffy Loob when I had to pick my parents up because I knew my dad's first question when he gets in the car.

I was going to be, when's last one got your oil change? And I was going to be like, yesterday. Did he ask? No, didn't ask, didn't care. He started going through my glove compartment immediately and I'm cleaning it out. I'm like, I need that spoon. That's what I eat peanut butter with.

Like if you remove my peanut butter spoon from my glove compartment, what's going to happen when I bring my tub of peanut butter in the car next time? Totally. Fingers. Did you tell him that? Yeah, I yelled. And then like, I was the bad guy. I've just tried to clean your glove room.

Leave it. Leave the stuff where it is. That's why I can't hire movers. Because they'll move your peanut butter spoon. They'll move different versions of my peanut butter spoon. I am that kind of person. I think there's a couple different kinds of person. You know people with ADHD make like junk piles.

Yeah. Yeah. I know where stuff is. Right. It makes sense to you. Yeah. And like the second someone is going to like switch that up, I'm not used to it. That's like I think that there's the kind of people that.

Oh my God. put things in a place when they first move somewhere and then that becomes its place you know and then there's people that put things where traditionally these things would go right you know what I mean I'm trying to think of an example of like for me like for me my bottle opener sits next to my candle I don't know why I associate a bottle opener with a candle it's a decorative bottle kind of like cozy yeah like glass of wine and a candle it's a it's a decorative piece yeah I wouldn't leave like a The crap you went out there. Right.

But, like, stuff like that just makes sense there. I wonder what that is. I don't think there's a specific name for leaving your bottle opener next to a candle. But I think it's like a form. It's either ADHD or could I still something? No, no, no. Do you want it for your lip? Oh, no, I'm okay.

I can keep fingering my mouth. What I will say about this suit besides the hair is that it is lined with plastic. Oh, for what reason? Heat, I think, which I'm good on. I'm good on heat. Are you feeling hot? I'm feeling. Yeah.

I'm actually feeling kind of cold in my sleep shirt. Oh. Here's the thing about my sleep shirt. Yeah. Okay. This is an oversized t-shirt. Yeah. Okay?

Yeah. It's an extra small. But when you're 4-11, I look like I'm wearing a ball gown. Let me see. Oh. I want to be one of those, like, cute girls in like an oversized tea. Like, oh, it's my boyfriend's t-shirt. Like, oh, it's like a little bit long.

It's fucking, I'm like Amish. Say you're dating a linebacker. It just sucks that I'll never be cute in an oversized tea. I'll always be wearing, I'll be in a prom dress. There has to be a way for you to have an oversized. I could crop. Crop. Then it curls up.

Oh. Yeah. Shit. That's why I need to learn how to sew. I need to learn how to work a sewing machine. Yeah, that's a good skill to have. I can't figure it out because I haven't tried. tried.

Right. And I don't want to try. So it's just kind of a lost cause. Well, I get it because like my buttons keep popping off my pants. Mm-hmm. Because I think my ass is getting bigger. Yeah. For the first time ever, it's not the front part of my stomach that I hate.

It's my ass. You know, the part of my stomach I'm talking about. That bottom part. It's like, why are you here? Right. How the hell did you? When did you even arrive? You've been here forever.

Yeah. Get rid of it. It'll be there forever. Whoa. Oh, I'm not going to do crunches. No, I'm not saying that. What? Oh.

Like maybe drinking. I've been under personal attack by you since you asked why I had to cancel my plans on Sunday morning. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I don't think you have anything there. I think you have a beautiful body. Luckily, I'll be full for a week because of how much hair I've swallowed this morning. Ew, you're going to have a hairball. No, it's going to go right through me.

Trust. But I had one of those three. You mean you'll poop it out? Yeah. Had to go there, huh? You went there? No, I said it'll go right through me. Okay, what does that mean?

I'm going to poop it out. Exactly. I didn't say that. I said it without saying it. Well. Well, I can't stop saying, well. No, I know. Well.

I've been over here. For like a week straight. I can't stop saying well and considering. Right. Just like whenever I don't know what to say. Oh, I wish I would laugh really hard so I could see what it looks like. Sorry. Do you see any part of my mouth?

No. I mean, your bottom lip is a little pink. But other than that, you're all green. What do you head out for the holidays? I'm going to Vegas on Friday. Oh, right. Which is making me really nervous. Why?

Oh, because... Just because of the nature of the city. Yeah. And the last time I went, it was for less than 24 hours. which was fine. Yeah. Because it's like I know that like I'm headed right home. This is two days.

So that's, can I? Yeah, just nap. That's what I love about Vegas. I said it last week. It's like there is no rules. Like there's no time to sleep and time to be awake. Like you're not going to miss anything unless you have tickets or dinners.

Right. I do. I think we do. Oh, well then yeah. So yeah. Drink a red ball. Considering. Considering.

Yeah. So I'm a little nervous for that. But then from the. there, I go to Florida for 13 days or something like that. This is redemption round for you to give back to Florida and stay your ass out of that hot tub. I have six books in my suitcase. Oh, just know. Including that the Court of Thorns and Roses, the second one, which is only 650 pages.

Oh. Like, Wyatt, shoot me. I'll do. I'm going to read it. Yeah. And I'm going to love it. Okay. I have to build another Lego set, so.

Oh, that's fun. I'm obsessed. I can't. wait, it's a bookstore, actually. Oh my God, I love that. Yeah. If you, like, had a place to put it out, give it to you after I finish, but you don't.

No, I don't have one inch of space in my apartment. But when I move, yeah. It could be fun. It could be fun. Yeah, I'm going to end up buying like three more sets, I think. It's such a fun thing to have, like, in the corner of your living room, it's like an ongoing Lego set. Yeah.

And he knows, Max knows not to chew it up. Oh, God, I forgot Max was here. He's such a good boy. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good He's so good He's so good

He was able to leave My new apartment And evacuate completely And I got a call Yeah I've gotten two calls I've never like Used someone's dog tag

To like contact the owner And I've gotten two calls That's why I always have to answer He was just like down the street casually But he doesn't know how to get back I know that he's not trying to run away But I know that he doesn't know how to get back

yeah he met all the neighbors because they were all chatting oh my god you guys I have this neighbor that aura has already come over three times her name is Linda and she invited me to a party on Sunday night oh are you going no why I don't want to oh and also it was last Sunday but I uh she's like comes over and I was like I had people over watching the parade and she's caught her around is Connor here right now is Connor is I was like, hey, what's up? She was like, nothing. I was just checking in.

I'm like, oh my God, I have like a neighbor that's like checking in. How old Linda? 70. That's kind of fun, though. Yeah. Everyone needs a Linda. Yeah. Like, this is really quick to have acquired my Linda.

Yeah. Oh my God, you guys, I haven't wanted the plants once. Oh. What's that the plan though? Yeah, but like not this fast. I was going to ease my way into killing her plants. Right. I shouldn't say that, but yeah, that's my plan.

You already said it. Yeah. I'm sure she'll be fine with that. I don't think so because she said that was like the most important thing about your agreement to live there. What if I get evicted because I killed her plants? I wonder if that's a possibility based off of what you sign. I think Brooke anything is a possibility. I only have two lights in my whole place right now.

What do you mean? I told you. She was able to share with me that. that there are no lights available because of the electricity right now. But she's looking forward to having someone come over. Oh, so there will be more than two lights once you get electricity. I noticed today that it's just light bulbs. Like they just need light bulbs.

But she was telling me that she needs an electrician to come over. I'm like, well, there's a light bulbs in any of the socket. It's like maybe I could just pop those in. Surely it's more complex. The key piece of the socket is the bulb. Right. Many forget. It has to be.

more complex if it's taking this kind of time and effort. I don't know. But honestly, maybe, maybe not. Maybe it might have forgotten. You could always remind. I would never remind her. I'd live without light for years rather than send a text to my land. My bathtub has not been draining and I, for like three months and I've just been taking

a shower in a pool. Oh, that's such an easy fix. And Drano is fun. No, Drano doesn't work anymore. Oh, you need a snake? I'm not doing that. Oh, Brooke Can I ask my landlord

To do that? The snake, yeah. Okay, I'll text her Because it's really disgusting Yeah, get her in there To snake, snake you out Ooh A snake is gross

What does drano do? Like dissolves all the hair? It's like so poisonous And I think it just deteriorates Like anything in the way Which always makes you a little worried Because I'm like, where does the draino go Into the ocean?

Maybe it like gets absorbed by all the stuff That it kills before it gets to the ocean. I'm still, little fuzzy on like where everything leads like sinks and oh well if there's one takeaway from finding Nemo it all leads to the ocean right does it though I'm fairly certain eventually

like you're not going to right you're not going to live if you're not going directly into the ocean but you're going into a place it's going into a place it's going into a place it's going into a place it's going into the ocean yeah I have a question did you ever hear the there's flushed away the movie there's flushed away the book and then there's finding nemo I think it's all the same plot

flushed away doesn't take place in the ocean though. It's like underground, right? It's like in the pipes. Yeah, I think it's in the pipes. I don't know if I've ever seen Fleshed Away. Who's in Flushed Away? I feel like that's a... That little mouse man. Oh! That looks like Maddie Healy.

Yeah. No, I've never seen this. Oh my God, Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. And Kate Winslet. I had no idea. Kate Winslet to be in Flushed away. Imagine being in Titanic and Fleshed Away on your IMDB page. Like, to me... me that's like the biggest sign of like an incredible actor is that versatility that's like

Jacob in the kissing booth in saltburn and Elvis like that's range you know what's crazy is that there are people that just do voice acting that are like very very successful but like they can go to the grocery store you know they can buy a house in the hills and then they can also just like go to a concert yeah i feel like it's pretty lucrative it is because like the buying power for by animated shows are like kids whose parents are buying them and like young adults who are also paying to like see the movies you know that's like the biggest audience in the world that's why every youtube channel that has the highest subscribers are all kids well i feel like you go through a phase when you're like 12 to 18 where you're like animated movies for kids and then when you get older you love them again yeah like i could just watch disney movies all day

I love Disney Yeah I mean You know how I feel about SpongeBob I can watch Spongebob all day Yeah that's a little different though No way it makes me feel Yeah Is good

Like a kid No Oh like an adult It's comforting Yeah But like the show itself has like Such a deeper meaning than when we want to Right I feel like Spongeb

It There's like an adult level I'm watching Spongebob In a more deep profound way Exactly Exactly Is watching Spongebob Exactly

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Oh, do you want to do gift guides? Oh, yeah. I can tell you about my gift guide. Can you walk me through your gift guide? Yeah, let me walk you through my gift guide. Well, this was in people. I don't know if like... I can't believe you casually had a write-up in people.

No, I don't think it was like in a magazine. Was it in a magazine or just online? It was online. Yeah, it's online. That's a huge deal. Oh, Connor. That's sweet if you to say. But there was just like a people gift guide online and I gave three things.

Can you guess what they are before we look at them? Yeah. Three gifts. Three gifts. Brooke. I think you will be able to get one of them. A Kindle? You don't like Kendall.

Oh, you're totally on the right track. I don't like Kindles, bud. You don't like Kendall's butt. What do I like in that? You like books? Yeah. So book? Yeah.

So the first one was a book of the month subscription, which is just like a book. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You got it. Now I'm thinking pajamas.

Oh, you saw. You read this. Swear to. I did not read this. Connor, I freaked out. Why are you freaked out? Because those are the two I didn't think you were going to get. Oh.

There's one left. Let me keep going. I know this is a food item. No, it's not. Okay. And this is supposed to be the easy one? Yes. Okay.

We're doing upside down right now. Okay, we're going to get flagged on YouTube. You show everybody a ball sack. Aw. What? What are you doing? It's over now. What I was going to say, me and Max both brought our sacks today.

Oh, oh, nice. You really had to flip back over when I said that, right? Okay, the third one. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. You're thinking too hard. It's not a Dyson Air Wrap, is it?

I'm thinking too hard. Yes. Oh my gosh. No. What the hell? This is supposed to be the easy one? Yeah. Recent, like in the past.

Like a recent of a recent hyperfixation? Yeah. You've actually. Today, actually. Enabled the hyperfixation a few times via gift giving. Oh my God Wait Oh

Oh A record player Oh my God Sorry as we were saying that My contact was able to make its way To the back of my eye So that took me back of you Totally

But yeah That was my gift guide Oh brilliant Short and sweet I can't love you got the pajamas I love to have we talked about pajamas recently i was like i want to start wearing pajamas true oh because i bought out the entirety of the american eagle grinch set yeah like i have three separate grinch pajama pieces

including this including but not limited to this one oh wow was was uh claudia a ushrae one of the people yeah yeah and pus oh and pus past that oh he linked his own merch that is so smart it is smart Oh I should have linked to your Oh that's mine I should have linked to your merch Book we've merged together Oh yeah

Oh sorry guys Miss Opportunity Oh Jake was so smart With his stuff Octobody silicon Fun case I loved mine when I had one

Yeah Well that's That was cool If I had to Oh my god I keep forgetting I have these huge fake eyelashes On

I'll see if I can feel any wind from this if I had to give some people some stuff, I would say my ear cleaner with the camera on it. Good one. Number one. I can't buy my charger.

Just buy a new one all together. That sounds good. Mine keep breaking. Like, I just think that like... Mine really was $10. No, I know. And I think the way that they're made, like I would rather pay $40 and buy three of these.

But the way that they're made is just not very well. But I'm not going to question about a question. the way. I'm not going to question the way that they were able to make a camera. And I'm able to enter my, I think it is a hairball. Any company that's able to create a device that makes me feel like I'm on Mrs. Frizzle's school bus. Yeah. I'm not going to question their work or their work ethic. It is remarkable.

Get in my ear. It's remarkable, yeah. Get in my ear. Let's make a movie. It is crazy. Like, that is just technology that exists that we all take for granted. That's fascinating to me. Yeah.

Fascinating. Okay, so that's your number one gift. That's my number one. Number two would have to be something for my car and for everyone's car. I drive a lot. Yeah. Like a convenience? Like something cool to have in your car.

Like I would honestly say this, which I know everyone already has the cup, but I would say hydro flask. That specific model fits in any cup holder. It fits my cup holder, which is a huge deal with my other huge ones because they wouldn't fit. and then I would, you know, slam on my brakes. Right. And it would, there was one scary time when I hit my brakes that my water bottle rolled to my feet. Now it's underneath. Now it's, now I've got a barrier to entry to reach both my gas and the brake.

Yep. And I'm hitting on my water bottle and both are going forward. Yeah. Nothing worse than a water bottle rolling around in your car, the sound of it. Like I, I feel like hell is just an endless loop of having to drive around with a water bottle rolling around back of your car. Yeah, POV you're breaking up with me, but there's something rolling around. in the back of my car. Uh, what?

Yes. Sounds good. Thank you. All right. Later. Dinner? Love you. See you later.

I love you today. Yeah, it is completely and stuff. Oh my God. Especially with moving and I'm driving and there's something that's going, wiki, wiki, wik, wik, like squeaking. I'm like, oh. I once got a rock cut under my brakes. How?

There was a rock in my car. Tons of ways. How that happened? rock in my car and it got under my brakes. Oh, damn. That was scary. How'd you get it out? I had to pull over, but it was very hard to stop the car and I was on the highway. Oof.

Yeah. Oh, he moved the shack to the middle of his tummy. Oh, that's really sweet. Okay. Oh, I'm stuck to the Kelly Clarkson. Sorry, not the Kelly Clarkson collection, our original pieces. Oh, that's to die.

Wait, how did he do that? I don't know. I wasn't watching. He's crazy. Um, yeah, I would say the cup or, uh, oh, fidget spinner for, that you keep in your car. Oh, yeah. We haven't been fidgeting a lot recently. I have one of my car that I've kept there. Like the OG spinners? It's one that also suction cups.

So I can put it on my steering wheel and hit it like this too. I want that one that's like little magnet balls that you kind of just like mush around. Oh, Brooke, we have to get our hands on that. Yeah. Um, and number three. Oh, oh, my God. We've, we've breached. We breached.

What? We've reached. Is there paint in your mouth? We've reached the upper lip. What do you mean? My nose is now. Running through? What's happening?

Oh, we've got only moments. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? We've only got moments. What's happening? What's happening? I'm leaking.

Oh, you're scared. Max is worried about you. Sorry, man. Wait, so your nose is leaking throughout the bottom. It's your mouth? We're stretching on the center cam. Yes. Oh, so it's kind of come undone a bit.

Oh, dear. Yeah, it's okay. I'll make it. Oh, come here. Yeah. Come here, bro. Oh, yeah. Okay.

That's good. And my last thing would probably be, are you ready for it? Yeah, can I guess? Yeah. Am I going to get it? Yeah. Is it alcohol related? No, Jesus Christ.

I didn't mean that in a mean way. No, it's fine. I wasn't offended. Oh, okay. Um, is it food related? No, it's a measuring tape. Oh. Yeah, you always need a measuring tape.

And like, what BS? Is it that like a huge advertising point for these new phones is that like you can measure things on them? It's like always 10 feet off. What do you mean? How do you measure something on your new phone? Oh, like AI? I don't know.

Like that app, it's like hard, it's getting harder to watch as time goes on. That one was actually in the back of my throat. Do you? Yeah. I'm okay. I'm totally fine. No, we know. You know what I could really use?

What? One of those Panera lemonade's that's killing people. I haven't heard about that. Well, let me read you a little bit about it. Basically, like, someone came up with this thing. I'm so sorry. I think I see you guys the wrong link. Oh, my gosh.

This is what it's like to have a dog that shed. Thank God I don't have a dog That doesn't shed? Uh-uh. He used to when he was unhealthy. I swear to heavens, I switch his food to the farmer's dog and he's not shed once. Wow.

And like everyone that's using him is like he's filling out. I was like, I think his hair is just staying in place. Not like mine right now. Okay. Panera Bread's charged lemonade blames for a second death. Lawsuit alleges. Dennis Frown, 46 drink three of the highly caffeinated beverages

before suffering a cardiac arrest in October. Why is there caffeine? Is there always caffeine in lemonade? No, no, it's a charged lemonade. Oh, it's charged lemonade. So highly caffeinated, charged lemonade is now blamed for a second death. Okay. I think don't drink three would be like the first thing.

Yeah. Brown 46. Oh. I was just sorry. Had an unspecified chromosomal deficiency. That's tough. Okay. So it wasn't necessarily just the lemonade?

Let's... He had high blood pressure. He should not have been consuming. Okay, so I guess the whole thing is like they're not being clear. And please look up how much caffeine is in these drinks. It's like quad... Oh, you mean they're not advertising it clearly? It's like four or five coffees per lemonade.

And it's like sugar. So like obviously it's going to spike your stuff. The lawsuits, 390 milligrams of caffeine. Caffeine found in drinks like Monster or Red Bull. How much is like a normal cup of coffee? Far more. About 90. Oh.

And he had, so he had about. Caffeine is a drug, right? 1,200 milligrams of caffeine. Can we look at how much caffeine you can have in a day, like a safe amount? 400. Okay, so he, he said three times that. Wow. But he didn't know.

Okay. Yeah, that's tough. That is tough. That's like when, I don't know, it's tough because it's like, his case is different. But it's like when everyone was suing Starbucks because they were like, there's no fruit in my like my Starbucks refresher. And it's like, did you really think Starbucks is running out and grabbing fresh fruit from the farmer's market for your refresher every day? I didn't realize people were suing Starbucks.

Yeah, because they were like false advertising. It's like a, it's like a pomegranate refresher. Yeah, I think they surely they should let people know that there's, 390 milligrams of caffeine in each. It's just hard to advertise that. I don't think people would read it anyways, you know? It's also self-serve, so he got his re-evalued. So he got three of those.

Yeah. I mean, that sucks. That just sucks. Yeah, that's, it's tough. That's tough. Yeah. I think I would be able to tell within two sifts of a charged lemonade that, like, my heart was pounding through my chest.

I don't know. But yeah, so sorry. You're good. I say like, oh, I'd be able to tell that there was a ton of caffeine. I'm choking on my beard. But then, so sorry, all of fun. But then this other thing that came out, this other article, which I love to death, is that this article came out.

It's the CEO of Panera. I think it's the CEO, right? Panera founder says employees aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders. quote nobody cares I don't understand that sentence okay just because of the vocabulary of it all do a better job so that the people up top can make more money like

we want you to all work yeah it's like they're being paid minimum wage why would they work harder for that you know it's like they're not incentivized it's like work harder and you'll get a pizza party it's like we'd actually would love to be paid more right at this time right but he's just he's being this is like the first time you see

like an upper level person be like they don't care right why would they care they don't care about making money. Well, is he suggesting maybe like he does something? I don't think so. I think he should say, yeah, okay. Wait, what does this guy say? Maybe a TikTok would be more digestible for everybody.

Do you guys want to see a TikTok? That's like me dangling keys in front of a baby. Oh, it's 16 seconds. That's a perfect amount of seconds. I really wasn't feeling like going into work today, but then I remembered the shareholders. Everything had purpose again. Everything had life. Okay.

everything I ever wanted knowing that I would be meeting the needs of the shareholders. And you know what for me? That made it all worth it. I'm picking up what he's putting down. Yeah. Okay. So, you guys, last week, last week, I was sitting in my bed and I go, I am so damn cozy. Is there any better feeling?

This is like the adult version of Christmas morning is every single morning when it's cold out and you're in your bed. and you're laying there and you're like, oh my God, I woke up for my alarm. I'm not going to be a cozy. I'll be stuck as a bug in a rug right now. And then I like, hear something downstairs. And I'm like, I don't think anyone's up yet.

And I'm like, if we're getting broken into it, and I hear it, but I'm so cozy. And I'm like, is it cozy going to outweigh the risk of a break in? And then I send you a Snapchat and I say, I think I'm being, I think my house is being, actively broken into, but I'm so snug as a bug.

I'm not going to check. I was able to secure the video camera footage of someone breaking and entering in my home, inches from my head. Inches from your head? Yeah, like, but he's on the, he's hopping the fence. He could have seen in my window from where he jumped over the fence. Wait, did he get into the house? No, he walked up to the window and Flick was downstairs.

And he sees Flake and goes, like rolls his eyes and turns around and walks out slowly. He was inconvenient. Grats his stuff. Moves on to the next one. Damn. Well, thankful for Flick in this circumstance. I should let that guy borrow my costume. Yeah, that's probably what he wanted.

Probably. He was probably looking for a costume so he could be an E with ease. Be and E. Don't tell me. B and E? Yeah. I almost just said it. B?

B. Like to be or not too B? Sure. Is that what it is? Yeah. B. B, B, hit the snow.

Well, I don't know, tell me. Breaking. And entering. Entering. I made the mistake of thinking that it was the letter N. B and E. MAP. Breaking and entering, make a podcast. Breaking and entering.

Oh, we're almost breaking and entering B and C. What do you mean? Just in terms of the sound of the letters. Like it's breaking in Brooke are both B's. Yeah, I got to go. Okay, so yeah, I kind of manifested That man entering my hub And my personal space

Because I was like, oh, I know that there's someone breaking in Yeah But also I guess that's not manifesting when you like hear someone breaking into your house Right, it's just like an observation It's just like An observation Yeah Kind of at the end of the day

Yeah So yeah He was breaking in and then I moved the next day So that worked out Great timing Yeah You got to love when stuff like that works out Because that would have been my son to move out.

Right. That would have been my angel delivering my angel numbers by force. Do you ever think that that guy maybe was your angel that needed to tell you something? Maybe. I should have let him in. Yeah. Damn. Next time.

Right. And surely there will be a next time. No. No, I don't want to say that here. Totally. So, should we go to the bonus? We should. Okay.

Well, it was nice seeing you in the state. It was so nice to see you as well. It was nice to see all of you guys. Oh, if anyone didn't get it, I'm Cindy Lou Who today. Sorry, I didn't even tell the audio listeners. I'm not in the same way that you're the Grinch, but in a way nonetheless. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

This is me and Max on my night shirt, on my night dress, on my night prom dress. Oh, that's actually so cute. Yeah. I want to just flag as well, like I didn't talk about it the whole time. But as like a fun, like Where's Waldo game for everybody, find all the times that I had a bowel movement on this episode because I'm in so much pain right now. Wait, you pooped in your pants?

I didn't, but every time I went silent again, it was, I've been up since, I've been up since six. I already ate. How are you going to go in this piece? You think my pants don't pop right off? I didn't know. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't know.

They do. And I cannot wait to take these britches down a notch. They are so hot. Are you going to come into the bonus as Grinch as well? Can I just, oh, can I wear shorts? I would encourage it. Okay. I would love to because I think that would help like the leakage.

Yeah, yeah. That's going to help your nose. Yeah, because I think that it's all just kind of flowing up. It feels like I'm in a sauna. Okay. Well, let's figure out. Let's figure it all out in the bonus. Guys, we're going to be figuring it all out in the bonus today.

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