Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Influencers Explain Influencing

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

THE NEW WEBSITE: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week Brooke and Connor talk about the recent One Direction drama, joke about the newest season of Stranger Things, and eat another weird foot combination. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Use code BANDC for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/BANDC Go to https://squarespace.com/bandc for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bandc  B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I can bring you in some tissues if you want. Do you want no tissue? I can get you a good. tissue. That was just like a weird situation. Well, I maybe you should get a tissue. No, I mean like as an adult, I don't need a tissue. Well, as an adult, do you want to pick your nose on camera? As an adult, I'm entitled to do anything with my nose that I care to do.

Totally. You can pick your friends. You can't pick your friends. You can't pick your friend's nose. Okay. You can't pick on your friends for picking their nose on the camera. Okay, so to clarify you won't be getting a tissue no matter the circumstances for the next hour. I might get a tissue. Okay. Just, okay. I also want to preface. What?

Here, there's something in your hair. Thank you. Got it. I'm air drying today, so just bear with me. Your hair? Yeah. Cool. I shower this morning.

I'm cool with that. I'm laid back and chill. I just want to see that I did a juice cleanse yesterday. Yeah. So today's going to have to be very good with the flow. We don't know what's going to happen. Yeah. So just bear.

I do want to, can I tell you a little bit about the juice cleanse? Sure. Started my first juice at around 11 because that's what I am. PM. A.m. I am in the morning. That's the time I would usually, like, start eating. You wouldn't want to have a juice that's going to cleanse you and then lay horizontally.

Yes. No. Yes. 100%. Yeah. I'm just guessing. I had that juice at, like, 11. That juice was fine.

That was, like, an almond, milky vanilla one. Then we moved on probably about 1230 to the greens. That one was fine. Then the next one was beats. That one was a little less fine. And so I had to take matters into my own hands And I convinced myself that I can eat As long as the food itself

Could also be found in the juice You get it much on some beats? What I did was found I ate a salad that was in my trash can With my hands Because I was so... It really? But juice cans are? So in such a frenzy.

Juice cleanses really bring out like a very primal Primal area on the floor digging through my trash can scary. Then I had a panini at like five. And so I'm going to have the rest of the juices. Sorry, that was the juice cleanse. Going to have the rest of the juices.

What's it taste like coming back up? Can have the rest of the juices today. Probably the same. But not the beat one because that one was just. All right, well, I used to, I was, I've always had these eyes right here. I've never had the same old eyes I've always had. They've always looked a little discolored to me. And it's like not genetic.

good thing. It's probably lupus. But I, or jaundice. But I, like, looked up, how to whiten the whites of your eyes, and it was like, beet juice. Oh, yeah. So I was drinking, straight out beet juice, like, raw-dogging it for months. And it

tastes like dirt. It tastes like dirt. Like, I really don't. There's no other way to explain it. And it is thick. Like, thick liquid dirt. It is exactly it. It's the nastiest shit. I can drink all as anything. And I was just, I would send my friends same time every night just here's my 100% beet juice and I go p would be blood colored yeah because

it just goes right through I couldn't even drink it what's crazy is that we 100% know what liquefied dirt would taste like even well we both saw eye to eye just now yeah love with that description it's crazy I would just oh and by the way it was debunked beet juice is like really horrible for you there's a lot of sugar in it so I was drinking just absolute bullshit for two months. And it didn't whiten the lights on my eyes. Look, I'm sicker than ever. Canceling beet juice on this podcast. I don't like beats in general, let alone beat juice.

Do you like this beat? Boom, booch, boom, boom, boom. Can I ask you a question? Does it make you shake your body? Yes, I'm shivering and me timbers. Can I ask you a question? Why does that say Brooke dubbing ceremony? Well, we'll get to that.

Um, dubstep. How do you feel about it? Just kidding. Check behind your chair. Oh. My lady. That's so scary.

Oh, I'm going to get tangled. Oh, my God. Connor, what did you do? Oh, yeah. You guys? I'm seeing like... I know. I think you have to get on your knee,

unfortunately. So I think you should probably kneel because it would make it, it would nullify the ceremony. Tony. Well, it's, I think we're good, right? On the cameras. Okay. I dub you. Okay. Um, Lady Brooke. Thank you. How did you do that? So I bought you a plot of land. Oh my God. Connor. In Ireland, um, for audio only listeners, Brooke is officially. Hereafter referred to as the lady. The lady. The lady Brooke Averick.

No, you got it right the first time. So now it's, I know Averick. I know. I always second guess myself. You got to go with your gut. You have to. I, we are now. Thank you, Connor. And it's my birthday next week. It's now Lord and Lady B and C MAP. That is so kind of you. It's no L&L BNC MAPE. Yes.

Thank you. That's really one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me. Of course. I'm going to frame this. That's not the official. We should hang this up here when we get the chance. It's coming in the mail.

So that one was printed here, but there's a card stock one coming. How much was this? I think it's, like $50 for a one by one foot thing. Well, no, don't get too excited because I did opt out of planting the tree next to our site, only because I don't know. Wait, so what do we have then?

Well, because you know how Jewish people get their... I have one. What? A tree? No. Oh, okay, sorry, what were you saying? I was going to say, you know how you guys all have your family plots when you die? Do you not?

No. What do you have? I don't know. You do? That's not like a Jewish thing. No. My family doesn't need to... We just spent three days together.

We don't need to be buried next to each other. I know, but I think it's typical that family members get buried next to each other. I thought it was like a Jewish thing. Oh, maybe. I don't know. You already have your plots next to your family? No.

Well, I was going to say, I don't think our plots are next to each other because... That kind of sucks, no offense. Well, I mean, I'm sure we could yell. I would love to be next to you. Yeah. Hello!

We should go to Ireland. Yeah, we have to find it. With a camera crew to find our... So you are... plot E7292740. That's hard to tell if that would be near me. Is this the gift you got me from your targeted ad? Yeah.

That's so sweet. That really means a lot to me, Connor. I am, that's my love language is giving gifts. That's so, thank you. Just kidding, it's receiving gifts. Well, next week, you don't even know what's coming for you. That's exciting. You know what my love language is not?

What? Physical. I do know that. Makes me sick to my stomach. I know. And that's okay. Anyways, I was just going to, I was excited to start with that. Thank you.

That was an awesome opening. And I'll treasure that forever. Good, my lady. I got to stop saying that. It's actually making me feel gross. Feel a little gross. I kind of like it. Well, I don't like my lady.

I would say like my... How do you feel about my lord? My lord? Yeah. My liege? I don't know what a leege is. I think it's the opposite of a lord. My peasant?

No. I guess there's no way of knowing. Um, okay. It's time. It's time. I think it's time. Yeah. Do you want to say it or do you want me to say it?

I think you should. Okay. Basically, Connor and I have been getting a lot of DMs recently that we were shouted out on a podcast, on Tim Dillon's podcast. Timmy. Yes, Tim. Tim. Tim is a comedian. Super funny. Yeah.

So did you watch the clip of us being shouted out? I have a lot of trouble like hearing myself being talked about. about period, like if it's good or bad, especially in real time. I could watch something about me from eight months ago or a year ago, but like it happening, like, it happening so soon after, I couldn't, I couldn't bear.

I was not planning on watching it. And then Ryan was like, no, you really need to, because I think maybe, like, he thought I would maybe cry live or something. So you're not going to, are you going to cry on the show to you? No, I don't think it's cryworthy. Okay. I do.

Well, we'll watch it, but. I loved him, Dylan. Yeah. He's so funny. I think it's a compliment overall. He's a friend of ours. He's a friend of... You met him?

No, but I feel like we're friends. Okay. He's really close with Jack, too. Yeah. But I'm sure we'll... It is a little tough to watch. Why? He's being nice.

Let's watch it. Okay. Oh, I have a stomach. The influencers explaining what it is. To be an influencer, it is truly one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Okay, so far so good. Yeah. Okay.

Are we done? We can stop there. Yeah. That feels good. So, awesome. So far, so good. Thank you guys for sending us that. Three influencers, and this is from our, it's an excerpt from our episode of average fashion blogger, Courtney.

Right. Okay. And he says that it's. Do you want to keep going? I'm picking up that you don't want to keep. going. To me, that was just perfect. That's bliss. Yeah. I think it's important to live in, to be present and feel where we are in this. The tough part is watching us, I think. That's horrible for me, but I do watch every week when we leave, when we get this episode tonight, I watch it. I can't. I sit and watch it.

I can't watch it. Okay, I guess let's watch a little bit more. Sorry. Yeah. Like, okay, let's see. Someone hasn't asked me that in so long also, so that should. Um, I'll just be like, I don't know, I'm just like a lazy piece of shit. And then I went away. Yeah, I don't, I never, I like, it goes back and forth between like, I work in social media, which does, which is not,

like, that doesn't like. Yeah, have we ever formed a sentence? No, it's disgusting. Yeah, but like, I feel like when you say, like, I work in social media, people are thinking like behind the scenes, like, you work for Instagram. And the likes.

I don't know, but I know, I know what to say. Yeah, well, I mean, he's phenomenal. What do you do? Right. Yeah, you just, I like, I lie. I basically lie. Um, but... Is that Tim laughing?

Oh, I say I do consulting. And then no one ever asked another question. Right. Yeah, that's a good. You could, you could, because everybody consults. You know, like, you consult. I guess in a way. Actually, what is consulting mean?

It means to offer your services. Pause that for a minute. Or advice. It's just, great. It's informative. Okay, let's pause here. What is consulting? So far, so good.

good. Right. It's just the anticipation of listening to what we're saying and then you know you listen and you're like, wow, we really aren't saying that much. And like 30 seconds passes and we're like, well, yeah. So, yeah, and when we, you know, and then we're like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And I'm like, what, we're going to be, we're getting thrown into the shark pit. What's cool is that like a clip like that, I could watch and be like that was stupid and there was no comedy in that, and then another person would be like, that was good.

You know what? I need one of these Tim Dillon laughs. Cody has one. Cody's got this good, like. Yeah, wees. Yes. I'm just going to start faking that, actually. Okay.

Sounds good. If you say something funny. Okay. Or even if it's just like weird, like a weird transition. I'm just going to laugh to fill the space. That sounds great. Okay, buckle up. Yeah. Really? It's not bad. It gets a little rockier.

Okay. Roll the clap. Okay. It's a great. She, the woman asked the question, hey, what is, what is that? I hadn't thought about that in a while. This is what's great about these people. They're unashamed to just go, what is consult? I don't know what it is. I hear it. People that do it, but I don't know what it is. It's just pure salt of the earth. It's just kind of amazing here. And watch this. Now they credit the one in the, these two credit the one in the middle for, I believe, inventing comedy on the internet. This part's bad.

They credit her for inventing. I was gonna say. This part's all me. I'm not kidding around. The next thing is they credit this woman in the middle for starting comedy on the internet. Nice, or to God. Oh, how many people are honest? Guys.

Oh no, I hope we didn't lose. So the power went out. I think it was due to, uh... It was Vecna. Vakna? Mm-hmm. You know Vakna, of course. Vecna is the new Stranger Things monster.

Oh, see. Beckna's here. Are you experiencing any headaches? No, I don't. I haven't seen even like an ounce of... That's Vakna! Yes, Vecna! Bechna is here in studio today.

We have a special guest. The power did go out. Because of our... boy Vec. Because Vecna and in combination with I think the crippling

embarrassment that we were feeling so we will move on due to... I haven't watched any Stranger Things. Have you watched Changer Things? Are you watching it?

Of course, Conner. Whoa, really? I love Stranger Things. I just finished yesterday when I was doing my juice cleanse. I sat on the couch all day, juiced and watched...

Juiced up. Watch stranger things. And the thing about Vecna that's really interesting is Vecna can attack you be a mind control. So he kind of just gets into your mind

and causes hallucinations. And then eventually you'll kind of just like suspend into the air. Your limbs will kind of crack open and your eyes will just kind of fall out of your head and then you'll die. Kind of just like easy as that. But you know what can bring you back

from Vecna's grip? What? Your favorite song. If I play, if you're currently... That's the scene that I keep seeing all over Twitter. Yes, it's all over TikTok. It's the newest trend. If you're being possessed by Vecna,

now, I could remove you from that headspace of you being possessed by Vecna by playing your favorite song to get you back to reality. So what's your song that would free you from Vecna's grip? I don't know. Really? I know mine in one second. What is it? 3090 from Tick-Tick-Boon, the Andrew Garfield version. Can I, I did this thing. There's this like third-party Spotify website and it can tell you your most listened to songs of all time since you've had Spotify. So I think for me that was like senior year of high school, which is probably like, is that 10 years ago?

No. No. No. Not at all. Like eight? Let's not get into all of the numbers. I get into the nitty gritty. But can I read you my top five all time?

Sure. Yeah. Okay. This is from Spotify. No, this is like a third party Spotify. How do they know what you have been listening to? You log in through Spotify? So it is from your Spotify?

I only got Spotify. Yeah, it's from Spotify. End of sophomore year of college. But it's like not, I'm not finding these stats on Spotify. I'm telling you I've had Spotify since high school. Whoa. And these are my top five. I heard about Spotify my sophomore year of college for the first time.

Really? Oh, no, I had it senior year. Okay. Number one. Can't stop licking on my microphone thing today. Number one. 3090, which I started listening to in December 2021. Yeah.

It was when the movie came out. Dik-Tick, boom. Number two. Soothing wave sounds. Yeah. Which I've listened to every night since I've had Spotify. Yeah. So think about how many times I must have listened to 3090 for it to surpass soothing wave sounds.

Number three. Any guesses? Roar by Katie Perry. No. Crocodile Rock by Taryn Enderjohn the Rocket Man version of Crocodile Rock. Good song, both jungle named, so I feel like I was on track. Okay. Number four.

Vienna. No. Billy Joel. It's not Vienna. Is it? Um, stirri by Migos. No. Okay, go ahead.

Sleep refreshed. That's another beach sound. Oh, I would. Okay, so like a white noise. Yeah. Cool. Number five. Dreamy Beach sample.

So that's also. Mm-hmm. Do you want number six? Yeah. Waves for dreaming. All time. Cool. All time.

Yeah, that's... All time. They have apps that you don't have to listen because they have an app called white noise app. Mm-hmm. And it has all the different frequencies of sounds. and I love the frequencies that they have. So I used to, in college, listen to, you know, white noises.

That's what you hear. But also, it's inless. And it works with your phone to be like, we can taper this off at a certain hour, or we can go all through the night. And it does that. And your phone goes into airplane mode, and it plays in the back. So you could do that instead of playing on Spotify, if it ever. Does your stop?

I don't, no, no, not really. but I've been playing it from my Alexa and I think Alexa is getting it from my spotlight Oh my God, the craziest thing happened to me last night. I really want to show you these different frequencies really quick and what you think. Yeah, of course. Okay, so this is what a white noise sounds like.

I cannot do that. I need ocean and rain. So a white noise just sounds like kid rock. It's just kid rock playing one of his shows. Huh. I hate that. And then, well, hang on. Then I started listening to pink noise.

That's close. Closer to waves. Which sounds really awesome to me, but it's consistent. And then there's also, well, there's going to be blue noise, which sharp. More like rain. More like rain. Yeah. And then there's, of course, violet noise.

Duh. Too sharp for me. And then the one that I fell in love with. That is total waves. Brown noise. Yeah. So that's what I sleep to now. And you're going to see that it's favoriteed here.

That's my numero uno. I love that so much. I was going to say something, and it was really, really, really important about why we even start on this conversation. Oh, Stranger Things. So I haven't seen any Stranger Things episodes and forgive me for speaking out of turn. It's okay. But I did the same thing with you for it.

Like my favorite thing to do, actually it's either my favorite thing to do because I do it all the time or I really want to stop doing it because I can't. You're picking it apart. I can find plot holes. I know. I mean, I'll find plot holes in movies that are intentionally plot hole filled. Ella enchanted. Can I guess what the plot hole you're thinking of is? Yeah.

Is it just like the kids are seeking out this danger? or just like move? Well, I don't know because I haven't seen it. So that's what I'm saying, forgive me for speaking out of turn. But when I see this clip of this girl rising into the air and they're like, what? It's like, shit happens every single day in your little town. Like, why are you even shocked that she's floating?

Like, so I was saying. I would say just move. I'd be like, yeah, get out of there. Like, tell your parents, hey, our friend was floating today. Like, can we please move to like Reno even? Like anywhere. Like, let's just have like a normal. Let's have a normal summer.

I do think it's unrealistic. that there are so many kids just dying left and right only in this town. Come on. And the parents are like, I love my roots in this town. Yeah, we can't move because I have a really, I'm really enjoying my pickleball group that I play pickleball with. I agree, that's a plot hole, but like at the end of the day, you know, it's like when it keeps the show going, you know?

I know. I guess, I'm so sorry for not in your disbelief. I like this, like, I like the. You would totally love Vecna. Really? He seems like kind of my type. He's so. You know what show I have been watching, which I really want you to start watching.

Can I say one last thing about Changer Things and then I want to hear about your show? Stranger Things. You emphasize that. Stranger Things. Stranger Things. I'm just going to say one more thing about Trader. You emphasize the things of that. I would say stranger things. Stranger Things. Yeah, you say, stranger things. Now I'm saying it like you. Stranger Things. I do that with Sally Darr too. Stranger Things. Salie Dar. How do you say Sally Dar? Sally Dar. Sally Dar. Sally Dar. Sally Dar. Sally Dar. It's hard.

My dad says, four wheeler. Red Bull. Uh-huh. It's so tough to figure out what is right and what is wrong when it comes to work. Recycling. Because there is no right and wrong.

Recycling. Bringing us back for one second. Can you guys pull up a picture of Jonathan from Stranger Things played by Charlie Heaton? This guy, one of the main guys in Stranger Things, we talk about how he kind of looks

like Harry Style as a society. But we don't talk about how he looks like the child of Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. If you were to put them in a morph ass, Do you see that? Like it looks like they had a baby. Yeah, I don't know what Louis Stiles looks like. No, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Thiles.

Like that's Louis. Oh man, I forgot about him. Yeah. It looks like they had a baby. Don't you think? Yeah, for sure. He looks like, he looks like, to me, he looks like a hacky sack. But like a hacky sack that you found.

Like you really don't know whose it is. Like you found it in the quad. He just to me, like, is their love child, which is crazy because do you know in the One Direction community, like there were probably half of us who were just die hard about Louis and Harry being in love. Oh, no, I didn't know. Yeah, they were called Larry Shippers.

Oh. And I would say if... Setting yourself up for failure, you're there. If we were to get the statistics, I would say that a couple that the most fan fiction is written about would be them. Interesting.

I don't have access to those resources, but I would bet my life on it. What show were you talking? about. I'm trying to think of one other thing that this man looks like because I'm really good at

oh. Love child. Lewis Thomason confirms that Larry Shippers ruined his deep friendship with Harry's life. Yeah, it like fucked up the community.

So many things happened because they're like hanging out one-on-one and they're like I mean they just have to like fully stop hanging out one-on-one because it was ridiculous that's Photoshop.

Oh. But it was like it truly rippled the entire community. The Larry Shippers. That's the damn shame. I'm anti because they were just like... Why ruin a good thing?

Well, people have so much time. People have so much time. But that's okay. I guess, like, believe what you want to believe. What was I just... You were talking about another show. I was just watching some show where they all are doing fan fiction about their teachers. Oh, AP Bio.

AP Bio. The first episode of the first season. It has the guy from, I can't remember his name, but he's the main character. One of the main characters in Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Danny DeVito? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I can't remember his name, but he wrote this show, and it's really good.

But it opens up, yeah, Glenn Howerton, has a show, AP Bio, and the first episode of the first season is all of the students writing fan fiction. They got caught. Yeah, and, like, the teachers all are reading through it. My worst nightmare. Yeah. Me and my friends would play this game in high school where we would write, like, different places or people and teachers especially on little pieces of paper, crumple them all up, put them in. a hat, pick three out, and then have to write a fan fiction. Like an ad lib?

About, yeah. Oh, that's kind of sexy. But it was like fan fiction. It's kind of sexy. If all my teachers growing up didn't look like they were melting, then I probably would be pretty horny for them too. I had some hot teachers. Oh, my God.

I just remembered this last night. I was in love with one of the subs at my school. And do you remember that love calculator that had a grip on all of us? On just like anything, you would Google Love Calculator and you would put name in it and I put in me and the teacher's name while we were in the computer lab and he was something and he saw it

but we were like a 99% love match so I had convinced myself I think I kind of wanted him to see it on purpose I think that's actually what happened I think I left I know you did not 11th don't bring that up what does that have to do with my love calculator I don't know because it feels like this reality that you're creating for yourself

manifestation is so powerful it's so powerful he didn't fall in love with me though. And then one time I sat on my phone and I emailed him just like a bunch of random letters. Oops. Was that me? Oh, my... It's not on my phone. You know what term I just coined last week? Nut dial. Okay. Because I also sit on my phone, but they don't wear underwear. Right. And so I didn't butt dial you. It was my bald.

That's awesome. That's a good merch. Nut dial? Possibility. Yeah, nut dial. Or a good sweater I couldn't at you. My bad. I'm free-balling. I nut dialed you. Yeah, that's good. That's pretty funny.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, what? The show Barry. That's what I was going to tell you about. Oh, yeah, I did try watching Barry. I love Bill Hader. Yeah, Bill Hader.

There's something about these people. Oh, did I tell you about Barry already? Anyways, I don't know. I'm finally on... I'm watching it. I'm finally on season three. It's so good, but it's just weird to see people in serious roles that are funny. I know.

I think I said that before on here, but it's really good. I need to pick up. Highly suggest if you want, like, a show that you can watch three episodes in a night and not like have to chase it with something funny before you go to bed because it's too dark also they're taking criminal minds off Netflix is that what you were going to say what they're taking criminal minds off Netflix is that what you're going to say one more thing and then I'm going to hand you over that's it's all I need to say to pay your specs or no I don't even need to talk about it or put a hex on Netflix go ahead what I was going to say is uh and once again I'm here to ask you to watch what we do in the shadows at least the episode with Nickroll in it that I'll do that I watch that on the plane yet I watch that on the plane yet I'm going to say is uh I'm going to say I watched that on the plane yet yesterday. It's so freaking funny. If you want a show that you've that a lot of people have never heard of, that's really funny.

And it's about vampires. Which I know you love. Because you love Edward Cisorhands and Edward Cullen. Bella Thorne. Those two. You love them. Oh, it's on Hulu. It's on Hulu. It's so, so good. And no one in it is really famous.

And I know they're not famous because one of the main guys was just in a progressive commercial. So, you know. I've pride watching it. It's really funny. It's on, if you fly United ever, it's in the entertainment section. If you want to watch a full season of something, it's, I think it's pretty funny. But yeah, they're taking criminal minds off Netflix, so RIP.

It's just like, why do you want to lose my business? It must be really expensive to hold on to. And they have a- Hulu has it? Like, I'm taking my business elsewhere. Well, they probably, Hulu probably bought exclusive rights to it, I imagine. It's just they're selling out at what cost Because they're losing me and so many other people in the community

I don't know Netflix is just really slacking It's really slacking All of my favorite shows were once on Netflix And I didn't appreciate it at the time There was a time where friends and the office And New Girl all coexisted in harmony on Netflix And that was the safest space in the world for me And now they're mostly all gone

You know what? I bought my grandma on TV this weekend, maybe And I was like what do you like to watch? She's like, I like, watch, you know, the news. And I was like, okay, show. Give me a show. I don't know how to access the news

besides on Snapchat, Discover page or Twitter. And I'm like, give me a show. And she likes these, like, three random shows. And I'm like, oh, shit. You got to get Peacock, unfortunately. You got to get Peacock. I know. That's no man's land.

Fuck you, Peacock. You suck. Is that really something you want to have said? Oh, yeah. Evil amongst us A foot You gotta get Peacock, you gotta get Netflix And unfortunately

Oh no, I already said that Peacog, Netflix and Hulu And then I think HBO Max is where most of... And I like HBO Max I encourage you to get HBO Max For movies especially But then this poor woman I'm like

Okay we're gonna cancel your... She's cable You know? And I was like trying to hook up the cable to the TV and like, what in the world? I have to hook up this cable to this TV that has six HDMI cords and I can't find where the cable then goes because we've nullified cable. And then I hooked up the cable, but I was like,

you gotta cancel cable because you're gonna save so much money. Yeah. With. You're so brave. Buying nine streaming services. She's not, though. Because they're all, if you want Hulu with Live TV, it's $70 a month.

Well, what's the free version, free? $6 a month. Yeah, I just suck it up with ads. She likes the news. Can't you just download CNN, like on a fire stick? This is sucking every piece of life out of me. I don't know because I tried to set up the TV. It took me four hours.

I was like, this is so hard. I feel like all the apps are free. Yeah, but you got to pay for a subscription. Okay. Anywho to add. Oh, wow, we should keep moving. Did we ever transition from talking about Tim Dillon? No, of course not.

We've been on Tim Dillon and we had. And then the power went out. We should get a prescription for Adderall. I know. Really scary. But we just moved on from that, clearly. Yeah. There's something else I did want to react to.

There was a comment. that someone left on our last episode that like, like, of course, I could not for the life of me understand what this person could possibly be trying to say. And I think it would be really fun

to try to figure that out together. Is this it? Let me tell you in one second. Yes. Do you want me to read it? Sure. Okay. I listened to the podcast for the mental fog.

Okay, stopping you right there. Hmm. Hmm. They are mental fog or we're creating a mental fog? They have mental fog or we have mental fog? We have mental fog, certainly. I can't speak on behalf of wire marrow. Okay, I think wire marrow is listening because we have mental fog.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. When Brooke leads, I usually place a bowl under my mouth to catch the drool draining from my hanging mandible as my brain fuses to my skull. Good or bad? Compliment or insult. I was just going to do that laugh that I said. I was going to do this episode. Ooh, I'm seeing stars. I'm thinking insult.

Like I'm so mind-numbingly stupid that their brain is fusing to their skull and they're drooling. That's what I'm getting. Are you getting that? I don't know. Because they followed up with, I love this episode. One, two, three, four. Well, yeah, I love this episode. Connor brings concentrated energy, effort, and alertness.

Brooke seems to take on the role of adenoidal audience surrogate that parrots with inflection and loose-minded sidebar. I think everyone's calling me stupid. Good. Exhibiting the characteristics, what was it? What was it? I don't know if I read it right, but I think I saw the word snoring. Yeah, cool. Exhibiting the characters are such as snoring, mouth breathing, and voice nasality of one affected with abnormally large adenoids. Do you think I sound like Fran from the nanny? Because I've gotten that before. You do? Mm-hmm.

Should I get surgery? No. Great show, by the way. I used to watch a nanny almost every day. One of my favorites. Yeah, it's really good. I think I'm going to go as Fran for Halloween. You should.

You really wouldn't even have to do that much. Yeah, I love her. But I... Like, high heels. Okay, when I'm getting from today is that people think, like, you're, like, so sharp and on it, and I'm your stupid sidekick. And I'm being dead see.

No, I've never, I've never in my life gotten concentrated energy effort and alertness. Ashley, I've gotten needs to be put in a facility to be studied because it's crazy watching these neurons fire. I've never gotten that. I think I'm going to make my Instagram bio adenoidal audience surrogate the parrots with inflection and loose-minded sidebar. Awesome combo for a memorable podcast.

Thank you, Wiremarrow. Wire marrow and Tim have a lot in common And that thing is No, I think that... Loving you and that's fine Different strokes for different folks No, I think that it's a compliment It's a compliment

Well, I'd rather not be the stupid sidebar But stupid and loose-minded sidebar here This person is saying that it adds a lot of substance I would just rather add it in a little stupid way You know my concentrated energy effort and alertness So jealous of your problem on. I know.

It's really tough to just stay on track all the time. That's what I have to kind of reel you in off of your stupid sidebar. Anyway, I thought that was, I don't know if funny is the right word, but I thought it was notable. I actually appreciate that comment because it's just brutally honest. I think it was. At the end of the day, I think we are being complimented here, but at what cost, you know? There was, so many we have to eat today. Yeah, let's do that.

Okay, so last week we tried the pickle with the... Oh, that was really good. And I'm going to try, because we got the clip back for this section that we put on TikTok, and it was like, it looked like I was stoned. My sentence was, so we got a message about a pickle. So I'm going to bring some concentrated energy effort and alertness to this section. And I'll be on the side here with some adenoidal parroting, if you don't mind it at all. And stupid subtitle.

Being a stupid, stupid little girl. Stupid little dummy with your crown. Lady E. Okay, so last week we tried a someone's favorite hangover food, and it was a pickle rolled in ranch dressing and then topped with crushed up hot chitos. And this week we asked you guys for a bunch of tips on weird disgusting foods that we are going to try on the podcast. So this week we're doing a weird food combo, and that food combo was two simple ingredients. vanilla ice cream and soy sauce.

Yes. And we have them in front of us now. Thank you. Thank you so much. And let me just say, I have no doubt in my mind this is going to be delicious. No, yeah. Like, it's the perfect sweet and salty combination. To me, this is no different than dipping a French fry in a milkshake.

Soy sauce and vanilla ice cream. Yeah. What God creation is this? Okay. Okay. Okay. Because there are like a certain amount of soy sauce that we should be. putting onto the

soy sauce and vanilla ice cream oh geez we're drenching this in the comments said to try it stages of the night okay cool here you go I love vanilla ice cream it's got to be my number one for me

I think a vanilla shake is to die for do you need help opening that no thank you tell me when to stop okay kind of spread it out

yeah that is smelling exactly like that is smelling exactly like soy sauce. Okay. My favorite thing to do in the morning. Wait, all of a sudden I'm not thinking I want it. Sorry, go ahead.

My favorite thing to do in the morning is just have my green drink that I have on Wednesdays and then have soy sauce and dairy with three cups of coffee. Oh, holy shit. All right. Okay, ready? Yeah. I had a bunch of good. I'm having cold.

Okay, so we're going to take a bite of this. Just cheers, shall we? Come here. nauseous shiver okay cheers fuck it horrendous oh no no

no oh no that whole time being quiet it was wow okay that was really

really really really bad really bad really bad oh my god that was so bad what are you feeling right now

funny little bits of it wow worse than I could have possibly even imagined oh god that tasted like

straight up break it down Just like straight up soy with like just like a side of soy sauce. Like that was just there was no ice cream in that. Just like sugary soy sauce. Melted, a soy sauce milkshake is what that tasted like. Just but like not even I would rather just have plain soy sauce. Obviously.

That was horrible. I think what's insane about it is the way that it lingers. And the way that it immediately covered every square inch of. my mouth and then when I tried to swallow it was like it couldn't even it was just more and more and more and more and more and more and it was it's still there actually a little bit that was really like so so bad I can I compare that to nothing nothing that's the thing wow just two simple ingredients you'd be shocked two simple ingredients can ruin you like that do you want to try it again no do you no okay wow well thank you so much for your suggestions that's crazy in summary thought I was

gonna hate the pickle. Love the pickle. Could go for one now, if at all possible. Two, thought this was gonna be delicious. Foul. So you never know. You have to just go out, get out of your comfort zone. It's so important to get out of your comfort zone. It is. And try new things. Whoa. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Anyways. We can move on. Yeah. Let's move. Oh, I wanted to tell you about something. That I'm going to butcher because it's about science. I saw this thing on Twitter that Hank Green tweeted. Yeah.

That kind of blew me away. It was this story about this guy who was feeling so, so sick. Yeah. Went to the hospital. Yep. They did a scan. Cancer all over his body. Oh, geez.

Yeah. So they biopsied the cancer because they were like, what is this? It's all over. We haven't really seen anything like it. Yeah. They biopsied it. still had never, couldn't figure out what it was, had never seen anything like it. Sounds like lymphoma.

No. And so cancer is made up of you and your cells. So they were able to figure out that this cancer was not made up of this man's cells. It was foreign cells. What? So after months, this guy died like two days later, by the way, after they found this. But then months later, they figured out he had a tapeworm. Oh, that's sick in the head. You're going to bring up tapeworms right after we, like, genuinely.

That tapeworm had cancer, and that cancer colonized outside of the tapeworm's body and into this guy's body. What? And the tapeworm's cancer killed the guy. Like, the guy didn't have cancer. The tapeworm had the cancer. This is... How insane is that? It's, like, podcasts.

First... This is just, like, not the space to bring in a tapeworm conversation. This is the first known report of a person becoming... I have to. Oh. Isn't that... That's just like one more thing. Like, you know when you are like absolutely positive that you have a tumor?

Yes. Once a week. Yes. Now I'm like, do I have a tapeworm and does the tapeworm have can? Now I'm worried that my tapeworm's healthy. Are you healthy in there? I don't think you have a tapeworm. I know, but if I get a tapeworm, I want it to be like the most fit tapeworm.

I think this is like the most rare thing. Like this was the first guy's ever happened to. I don't know how many cases there's. Oh, my God. The man had HIV. Yeah. It weakens the immune system and likely played a role in the development of the parasite. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. I think you're okay. Okay, so what I'm gathering here is that you want to take care of your body because as a host, you want to be a good host to whatever worms. That's so important. You may. Southern hospitality. You may arrive. Yeah.

I'm from Texas. Yes. So I want to make sure if I'm hosting a tapeworm, he's eating good. We're getting sweet green for lunch. We're going to keep you healthy. Take care of yourself, not for you, but for whoever could. be living inside you and whatever could be living inside you. Jesus, age, that is absolutely that's bone chilling. I knew that would bone chill you. Oh, I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.

I knew you would. Uh-huh. Just like, right. We're back to back just like horrific things after the soy sauce ice cream combo. I had to follow. You know what I was, I'm sorry to, this is just like not going to be on our radar at all today. Okay. But I was, oh my God. I remember, I'm sorry. I meant to, I've been watching that show on, on Netflix. I think it's not. No, Apple TV. Prehistoric Planet. Okay, so I've said it before.

I love these shows. I used to watch this thing on the airplane where it's like Life After Dark and it's like these shows where it's like Planet Earth-esque shows. I love those. And this one's Prehistoric Planet and it's all CGI. And it's insane. If you have like a decent TV, you're going to get chills.

You're watching this. I just found out, can we play the clip? Can you type in the clip? Prehistoric Planet T-Rex swimming? So we found out that they've done all this science, and they found out that T-Rex, they found out all these things from just the bones and the DNA. T-Rexes couldn't swim like really, really well, even though they were giant and had no arm, our little arms, little baby arms. Because their bones were hollow. So check this.

This is like one of the opening scenes of the first episode. How does hollow bones make you a good swimmer? Because it makes you buoyant. Oh, you're so smart. I think my birds can fly. So we'll watch this. Oh, geez, it's going to be way in here. Could you actually show?

Oh, and it's obviously narrated by David Adelbury. Obviously. Look at this. And look at its babies. Aww. But like all of the dinosaur behavior. I love picturing you watching this alone. Oh, I'm eating this up.

Sitting there with my soy sauce and ice cream just bedging out. Where are they? Well, wherever Pangea was, I'm sure. Oh anyways we can stop They're gonna eat this big dead turtle 2,000 pounds First he has to flip it over I can I believe no it's the dad The dad takes care of the kids in the T-Rex family

That's awesome Yeah but love that representation Yeah all families are different Stay at home dad mom's probably off hunting and gathering Love that go figure Love that we really need to get back to that Really need to get back to that It is so crazy to believe dinosaurs really existed

Oh and they did I know what was I going to tell you about this shoot. Oh, so I'm watching this show, and I'm thinking about this tapeworm now, and I'm thinking, oh, bummer. Like, all these tapeworms are like, yeah, our buddy has cancer.

Like, the tapeworm obviously died, too. You mean all the tapeworm? Not to feel bad for the tapeworm. Do you think the tapeworm had buddies inside that guy's body that didn't have cancer? I don't think you get one tapeworm. I think you get tapeworms. I don't know about that.

Well, I mean, it's a possibility. He was born, so his brother's in whatever. Yeah, oh, no. I think he's maybe born outside of the body and then do you swallow a tapeworm? There are tapeworms for sale. I really don't want to know about tapeworms.

I was just thinking, you know, like he gets sick. In the Animal Kingdom, same way. What you don't see in that scene. Spoiler alert, if you're going to watch Prehistoric Planet episode one, one of those babies does get eaten by this giant swimming lizard. That is horrendous. And it's a damn shame, but you find out that two-thirds of T-Rex spawn

actually end up dying in the first year. I can't believe how much you retained And they usually have like 15 to 20 pups, that's what they call them. But so I'm just thinking about the Animal Kingdom and this tapeworm and how like being the most fit survival of the fittest is not about going to equinox. It's not about eating healthy. It's literally about genetics. You're all the, what a huge effing bummer it would be to be the least fit Tyrannosaurus Rex. like loser

Like you just dealt the You just picked the short straw That would suck Yeah You can't work any harder It's not like the T-Rex is gonna go do squats Right I think it's different in T-Rexes

Than it is with humans probably But we don't really have to worry about it Do you think monkeys like Say that there is a group of monkeys Orangitans or something And they were like Yeah our buddies Like really out of shape

Do you think they'd be like Maybe you should do some pull-ups It's a good question I'm not super familiar on the dynamics of orangutan fitness, but it's incredibly possible you bring up a good point. I'm just wondering if they have the same mindset, because this guy's not going to be able to get chicks to, I mean, girls, monkey girls, monkey girl.

Women. Hook up. He's not going to be able to hook up because he's not in good shape. So do you think they're like, bro? Also, good shape is probably a societal construct that exists in humans and not, Apes. And give me some because, and we're going to circle back. I'm looking at your crown now.

It actually used to be more attractive. To be. To be overweight because it means you could feed yourself and you could buy expensive things. Let's bring that back. Speaking of bringing things back. Yes. I'd like to bring that back. Yeah, because that means you could drink and be merry and then overeat and be like.

I'm healthy and I'm having a good time. Come get some of this. Yeah. And yeah, I would like that to be honest. So I took the role of stupid sidebar today off of your hands. so now you don't have to stress about it. You mean adenoidal parroting? Yeah, you could take my concentrated energy, effort, and alertness.

It's like I wish I could, but at the end of the day, that's just not who I am. Why don't you take another bite of your ice cream? No, thank you. That's really nice to offer, though. I will tell you about something else. What? We talked a little bit last week about that whole Liam Payne drama, about him going on Jake Paul's podcast. Liam Payne. Oh, from One Direction.

I wasn't really up to date on that because it had just come out. But now I've watched. And I mean, the level of delusion you have to have to think that you were kind of the face of one direction. As Liam is quite horrifying, to be honest. Because did you even know who Liam was? Right. So it's kind of scary. But people on TikTok are commenting on how Liam gives the same energy as Matthew Morrison, which is so true.

and are you up to date on all that Matthew Morrison controversy with so you think you can dance? You told me he issued an apology, right, for texting his one of the contestants? He got fired due to inappropriate conduct and we didn't know what the inappropriate conduct was and there were a lot of rumors spreading. So Matthew, to me there is no difference

between Matthew Morrison and the character he played on Glee, Mr. Schuster, who was just like incredibly inappropriate with his students. No difference. That's Matthew Morrison. He made a statement. that I just want you to watch.

Okay. Okay. Unprompted. Agdie Morrison addresses the allegations. His comments are off on Instagram. Yes. And at this point, we didn't exactly know what the allegations were, and he's able to bring this to light for us. It's really unfortunate that to sit here and defend myself. Really unfortunate.

And my family against blatantly untrue statements made anonymously, but I have nothing to hide. So in the interest of transparency, I will read to you the one message that I wrote to a dancer on the show. Hey, it's Matthew. If you don't mind, we'd love to get your number and talk you through some things. Pause.

The end. I love the phone drop. We'd love to talk you to some things. Throws the phone on the ground. Like, if you're trying to clear your name, that's like you're not doing it. Because that message didn't sound

super innocent to me. Like, if you're a judge, you should know by now you've been in the industry a long time. You don't text the contestants of the show. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's Matthew. Conflict of interest. Yeah.

You just like should know that. And so this isn't an apology at all to me. It's just, and I don't think he's even trying to make an apology. But it's just like the most absurd like defense that I've ever. It's, it's really stuck up like of him to be like, I can't believe I have to freaking do this. I defend myself against sending flirty text messages to a concessant. But we live in this disgusting world where that's not appropriate. So.

Yeah. No, I agree. but I also think given like the context of him being a judge on the show is weird yeah like it maybe if he was a host and that was the case and that was all the that message out of context I don't think he's very flirty I just think like the act

yeah of texting a contestant and like being who he is I don't think it's a yeah given his just given his personality and I think him being fired from the show is just them covering like they're like all right we don't want to deal with this is just like we're going to get backlash.

Also like, I don't think it's grounds for time. I can't help but think there's like there's more. There must be. There must be more. Yeah. Don't you think? Yeah. I mean, if that was it,

I think that's because it's picking up in the press. Listen to his excuse though. I don't know. I sent this because this dancer and I both share a mutual respect for a choreographer that I've known for over 20 years and I was trying to help her get a job as a choreographer on the show. Oh. It's devastating.

Devastating. world where gossip rules and people's lives are being thrown around as clickbait. I agree with that. I think this is much bigger than me and this story. Gossip is toxic and it is destroying our society and we need to do better. And in no way do I want this to take away from the show because dance has always been a unifying and healing modality. And I genuinely wish all the contestants and my fellow judge is all the best.

Okay. You're feeling sympathetic. I think anything where someone in a place of power is like, I was just trying to I was just trying to help her get a job. I'm like, that's, like, maybe talk to your publicist and rework that. You know, you know this. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. That's it. Just like that was so. I think like, if. The energy in that is just. If he would just own it and not be just like really weird and butt hurt about it, I think he could be like, that was inappropriate.

I apologize. Right. No. Shouldn't have gone about it in that way. But he was just like, I don't know. Like really, really. Really? He's just scary.

If I saw him in Whole Foods or something, like I would... He'd take you to somewhere and then eat your butt cheek? Not, I mean, I would just... He wouldn't get the chance because I'd be... Like, truly fight or flight would kick in. Like, that is my worst nightmare is like him being under my bed.

Yeah. You know? Mine's Ezra Miller. Yeah, I get that. Totally. It's like same vibe, just like total destruction. Yeah. That's it.

That just like... You know what? He could have probably used? Uh, soy sauce and ice cream? Maybe as punishment. But he should have gotten this new iOS update that allows you to unscern text messages. Did you hear about that? Oh, yeah, I did hear about that.

Yeah. Are you pro or anti? Depends what time of day it is. I'm so pro. The amount of times I send wrong messages to different groups. I'm going to get in serious trouble. I don't I think

I don't know I'm trying to think for selfish reasons I like it but like if you needed a paper trail for something so you're texting

your landlord or something and he unscends his messages well you would still have it huh oh you wouldn't yeah if you unsend a message and you're trying to unless you screenshot it

you know like but if you're trying to go back and timestamp something you know you wouldn't have it I guess just you have to screenshot everything immediately if you feel like

he'll need it in the future. How would you know? And you can also edit. That's not what I said. Oh, it isn't? Oh. I feel like we're just messing with our noggins here.

I do want it because... I think this is Gaslight Central. Ooh. I was Gaslit recently, but I forget. Was it the bees? Yeah. I think it was something else, too. We can come back to that if it comes to it.

I don't know. I just thought that was interesting. That was the whole reason that they won't update Twitter is because they don't want people to be able to edit. what they said in the past. Right. And same with TikTok captions, which, like, there have been times

I've had to fully delete entire TikToks because the caption was a little off. Oh. Which, like, that should be an easy fix. Much easier than a text message edit. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know how I feel about it, but... I don't know either. This is going to be a really funny transition because we have been all over the place today. I feel like our streamlined has not been as streamlined. is one would hope. That's okay.

Yeah. Your focus and attention hasn't been. What is it? My, I don't know. Your focus, something hasn't been as sharp. That's fine. No.

Okay, I have one quick thing I want to touch on as we part way. Close out our day here. Austin Butler, just quick, off the cuss. Tell me what you think about Austin Butler. Hurry. I don't know. No, no thoughts?

No thoughts yet. Because I haven't seen the Elvis movie, and that's truly the only thing he has to offer besides Zoe 101, I Carly, and this... No, he was on every single show. From Disney, Nickelodeon immediately to Elvis. Like, no transition period. Can we split screen really quick?

A picture of Austin Butler currently. And the Charpeie movie. To be honest, the only thing I really knew him from besides Zoe 101 was being Vanessa Hudgens' boyfriend. Yeah, that was... And now he's Elvis. Can we split screen really quick a picture of him right now? And then a picture of Elvis?

You know who should have played Elvis? Miles Teller! I was just going to say. What in the, what? Like, what? I mean, if he can act. Like, I don't think Taryn Edgerton looked anything like Elton John or Romney. You think Taryn Enderton looked like Elton John?

Rami looked like Freddy. I'm so sorry if my brain is fried from all of the. That is my old girl. do but what is this is just like the stupidest obviously if he can ask if he can act it's just we don't know we don't know that I'm sure Austin's like a really cool dude I don't get this whole thing he's doing recently every interview I see where he's like he's been apparently like role playing as Elvis for a couple years to get ready for this role right but I think that It's kind of cool.

Something I do like, because did you know that Harry Siles originally casted for this? He was in the talks. That would have broken the world. And the guy, I forget the guy's name, the director was like,

you're already famous. And like I could do something with, I could mold this Austin Butler man into something like to make me more famous. Also, I can't imagine Harry's voice becoming Elvis's voice. Like, cannot think of two more,

two different voices. I'm just shaken to my core. But I do like the fact that I, like don't have any expectations for Austin Butler to play this monumental role. Right. This is going to be a good movie. I can't. I'm really excited to see it.

And you know what? I'm excited about it. I like these like old, I was watching Anthony Bredane, places unknown yesterday. And I have like the coolest TV lineup right now. I'm really excited about it. That's awesome. And he was exploring these like East Village, New York and doing like all of these interviews with these like old. like people like blondie and all these people that came up in in the East Village and then I remembered

our friend Toby Wallace is starring in this new show uh sex pistols or it's just pistol pistol I can't wait to watch that and then this is just cool it's like these history these historic times just revisiting them and like getting actors to play them it's kind of chilling I know these these these icons that came up and then we get to revisit and like you know yeah it's cool it is and it makes me it makes me oh i just wish movies didn't change me so much because it's going to make me want to become this uk drifter living in the sewers and smoking did you start whatever they smoked no i'm going to watch it probably all at once okay well i can't wait to see what you are next week oh oh oh cigarette i don't know okay i don't know what they yes they're all that's probably it um

and then one more thing I'm so all right. We got an email from someone this morning, early, early this morning. And this is actually so new that we didn't put it in the bullet. I'm excited about this one. Hey, Brooke and Connor, how's it going? This is from, I can't pronounce your name. I absolutely put, I hate that the thing does that now.

Where is it? It's the top, bold one. Oh, it's just like her last name. I put absolutely no thought into what tattoos I put on my body. body example three hairy styles and four tillers with tattoos so i think y'all should pick out my next one draw something right something find something on pinclair anything i will get a tattooed you can tweet me or email me when you finish your design excited to see what y'all are excited to see if y'all are up for the challenge oh her name's emma love emma thanks emma how do you think she'd feel

about a tapeworm emma emma no yeah don't i hate tapeworms but maybe emma doesn't they can't be all bad i hate i hate tapeworms Okay, maybe Emma doesn't. Oh, Jesus. That's exactly the image that I was expecting to see. Okay, not a tapeworm, Emma. Not a tapeworm. Oh, my God.

That's really, yeah, that is visually assaulting. It's bad. Okay, what are you thinking for Emma? Um, oh. Could it be a pickle and ranch and Cheetos? Or maybe soy sauce and ice cream. Or... What about...

our one foot by one foot plot of land in Ireland. So just a square? Yeah, square space. The way you bring things back to the ads is really a talent. The Brooklyn Conner logo? What if she got?

Well, that's kind of a big tattoo, huh? It is. I don't want... Let me thank for a second. Can we noodle on it for a little bit? I don't want to just like make an abrupt decision that's going to be on your body. That's going to be on her body for the rest of the life.

all. She said she doesn't put much thought under her tattoos. I don't either. Okay, what about our logo with a tapeworm like going around and around and around and around? Let the tapeworm go. And around and around. Let the tapeworm go. What did we say several times today? Alert, attentive.

Mannedable? Mandible? Mandible. Amanda Binds. Amanda Show. Amandaplease.com. Totally Kyle. I'm going to hit you over the head with his fish. Oh my. I just like, it's so hard to think. Why doesn't she get a crown, a little kind of crown for lady and lord B and C?

What would Lord be a staff? Like a staff? A cane, like a fancy cane. I don't. Maybe just a crown because you're a goddamn queen. Well, no, it should be funny. It should be. Can you get our little icons really tiny on you?

Is that pot? No, that's too much about us. I think, but I think you, yeah, I don't like that. It's like, I don't know what you want for me right now. because I can't think on the spot, even though that's my job. Can you? I'm still, like, I'm going to have to keep saying. No.

I'm going to have to keep saying tapeworm. Can we tell her next week? Yeah, next week. We'll come and the intro will be your tattoo. We'll be your tattoo. We'll be talking about this all week. And it's not going to be a tapeworm. I'm actually getting like little stomach things right now because I'm feeling.

You know what that probably is. Mandible? No, a tapeworm. Thank you guys so much for watching. So much for listening and watching Colesbrows's ass on Instagram. Oh, I wanted to talk about Colts. That's what you should get tattooed. Cole Spouse's ass.

And I literally wanted to say, and I'm not being sarcastic at all. I think Cole Spouse is one of the most brilliant minds of our generation. And we can end on that. And I'm not being satirical. Okay. I agree. If you want to get Cole Spouse's big old fat, chunky booty. I probably shouldn't say big old fat, chunky booty.

But it is photoshopped into being a large ass. Yeah. Which I love. I do too. Deeply. I want to smack it. Smack that. out on your floor.

Well, sorry, thank you guys for listening. Thank you so much for watching. All right. Good luck, Emma, getting that ass tat. Ooh, ass tat. That's kind of cool. Get a tape. Thank you all for listening.

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