Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Introducing: The Counts

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke and Connor are replaced by The Count and Countess for a very festive Halloween episode! They share some of their ghostly encounters, uncover why goats are so creepy, and figure out what their pogos are. Plus, Brooke reflects on her time at a questionable Pennsylvania haunted house. NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Go to https://UncommonGoods.com/BANDC for 15% off! Go to https://Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.  B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Happy Halloween! 0:48 Intro 1:21 Navigating Our New Bodies 3:00 Vampire Breast Feeding 4:41 Life As A Vampire 6:01 Teasing The Psychic Video 9:33 The Rest Is Still Unwritten 10:06 Uncommon Goods 11:34 The Ultimate Pregame Banger 13:37 Brooke’s Horror Nights Experience 14:58 Low Budget Haunted Houses 15:38 Brooke’s A Killer 17:10 The Haunted Asylum 20:22 Morally Questionable Haunted Houses 22:34 What’s The Intention Behind Cannibalism? 24:02 Quince 25:32 Criminal Minds Mode / Blind Mode 28:40 Life Hack: Self Gaslighting 30:19 Reno 911 31:15 Goats Are… Terrifying? 34:35 Horseback Craving 38:09 The Oral Hygiene Scam 40:39 Best Pool Activities   42:54 The Shit Talking Connection 45:07 High School Reunion 46:51 Our Pogos  51:44 Pets WILL Eat You 52:41 Pumpkin Carving 54:00 Ghosts & Goblins 55:48 B&C Make a Book Club 58:51 Haunted Antique Store 1:02:36 Scary Camp Stories 1:05:12 Wrapping Up 1:06:27 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, y'all. Happy Halloween, everybody. Happy Halloween. Welcome to the Halloween episode of C&C MAP. That's Count and Countess make a podcast. This door, oh, it's just going to drive me a little insane. You need us to be totally shut.

Now, hey Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you?

In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Yeah, I don't know. For some reason that really wore me out. Coming in, I took six steps. Yeah, but exhausted. You're in a different form.

So it's like getting used to your new body. Completely exhausted. I'm not like one that, sorry, full list. I guess for the audio listeners, we have fangs in our mouth on our incisors. Insizers. I just got it. I just need to talk with my tongue in between the two incisors. So it is going to take a minute to like learn how to navigate our new bodies.

This is just another reason if you're listening on audio only to jump over to YouTube and check us out there right now. And while you're there, while you're there. Subscribe. Like literally will not hurt you. In fact, we'll count you down. Okay, ready? Yeah. One, but count like the count.

One, two, three. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, I love him. Yeah, he's really something. He's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so cute. Huh. And hot. I'm stoked to be here.

We got here this morning early so we could kind of slip into something more comfortable. Yeah. You got here earlier than me, warrior. Warrior God. you a little yeah i'm exhausted um yeah no i'm stuck to be here i was thinking about it when we were putting the teeth on specifically um i kind of kept biting my lip and i i don't know why my head immediately went to breastfeeding like i feel like a really you don't look anything like Connor who's Connor yeah like there isn't even a resemblance to who you used to be right now really yeah

cool well then i'll jump right into the breastfeeding conversation because i don't think Connor wants anything to do with that. What, like, I think a really good ad for pro breastfeeding. I don't know if there's any, I mean, probably, would be like, think about vampires. Like, think about how hard that would be on the mother when the baby decides to latch on with his fangs. I bet like evolution would have given vampire mothers like a steel nipple. Like a steel-toed boot, but in the chest?

Yeah. Like God wouldn't have let her be harmed by her, her. Also, baby vampire probably don't have teeth. They would also. They probably grow their fangs the same way we would. would grow teeth. Really? I wish that we could Google that, but it's not real.

Also, there are different breeds of vampire. So, like, Muppet vampire? Sure, thanks, but, like, Twilight vampire, just, like, a little bit of a sharper tooth. Right. Who's to say? Yeah. But I just think, like, imagine being a mama vampire,

and you're like, my baby's having trouble. Or no, another mom was like, my baby's not latching on to my nipple right now. That happened in something. I know, and then the vampire mom being like, that's not what I'm dealing with over here, bitch. She's, you know, she's latching on really hard. Yeah.

It's like, it's kind of more. But then again, it's like, this is a vampire we're talking about. Like, would a mama vampire not feed her baby blood? So maybe it does need to latch on. It's like hard to say because there's no supporting evidence except for if you go really dive into Breaking Dawn, which I don't feel like you're going to do. I don't. I don't know. I don't know that my, I can't.

Breaking Dawn mode right now. If you're going to have trouble looking at me, you don't have to look right at me. I think I need to look like somewhere else, like completely. You can look towards the camera. Okay, yeah. That'll be good because I never look towards the camera. So people will really be able to see how the purple brings out my green eyes. I want to just highlight the fact that Brooke just looks like an enhanced kind of mystical version of herself.

And I look like someone that would attack you behind a 7-Eleven. I do think like you in this form showing up in my room in the middle of the night, Like I could be the worst thing that I could imagine at this time. Yeah. Right now. It's not like, it doesn't feel good to know that I look like that for other people from their perspective. Because I feel fine. Well, yeah.

I'm going to keep this on for a while today. I think that's fine. They don't talk enough about, like, if you had a conversation with a vampire, like, they're always like, I want to. But like, they would have a lift because it's impossible not to. Well, they'd kind of be like, okay, you're going to, you're going to suck my blood? either like the LISP either in vampire society like that would be normal and to them to hear a non-lisp would be a Lisp. You know like if they heard a person with not a list they'd be like oh we need to put you in early intervention speech therapy. Right.

Because your voice sounds off or they would just learn how to like they would know how to speak without it because they're so used. I'm kind of already learning how to speak. Yeah me too. I'm completely good. I think my teeth are closer together. Mine hurt. Mine don't hurt. They actually feel pretty good.

Really? Yeah. It actually feels kind of like I have a weighted blanket on my on my inside. Cheers. Okay. That's cool. Yeah. How are you? Thanks for asking. I'm good. I didn't do anything of notoriety in between here and there. You've had a bunch of spooky stuff happen. Obviously, we got together on Friday briefly. And that's actually, I think we can highlight that now. Can we talk a little bit about Connor and I have actually are now trauma bonded to each other and Izzy as well due to we did. We had a, um, We had a psychic. We had a psychic. Is that what she called? Claervoyant.

Playervoyant on set. And we filmed the YouTube video. And you will see it. If you're subscribed. Or, yeah. I was there's a way to punish people that weren't subscribed. Like send someone that's going to spank them to their door.

Yeah. Is there like a subscriber's only button on YouTube? Like kind of like on TikTok? Like you shouldn't be able to see it unless you're subscribed. Shame on you. That would hurt. That is like a classic punishment fits. the crime. It would hurt performance, but sure.

So be it. Oh, I got to get like a long pencil up to my scalp. Are you itchy? I'm itching up a storm over here. Oh, shit. I guess just itch it. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so we had a psychic come in and it was so stuff.

That feels real good. We had a psychic come in and it was for sure like very super, super interesting. It was eye-opening in the sense of... I don't like know what to say it specifically, which I don't know if that's going to make you want to watch. I would encourage you to tune in for sure. Know that like it... Yeah.

Like I am actually completely speechless at this time thinking about what happened. Right. So you should watch it to figure out why I'm speechless. Do you feel speechless? I'm speechless. Yeah You have anything else to say about it? You'll get to join in on the trauma, which is cool.

In real time. Who else is giving you trauma in real time besides B and CM? That's like very, very fun. Like what we can offer you is not something that every podcast doesn't offer you. Like you will be uncomfortable. Yeah. Don't you want that? Yeah.

Like you will be very, very unsettled and uncomfortable. And you'll want to turn it off, but you can't because we had to sit through it. And so you have to do. We had to see it so you do too. Yeah. We love our viewers. We love our viewers. And it's our job to deliver like very meaningful content.

Yeah. And that is in a way what this is. Yeah. And that feels good. I think we can leave it there. That's a good preview of what happened. Um, I think you'll kind of understand broken eyes dynamic how,

how that played into that experience too. Um, yeah. And I think we just leave it alone. I think we keep going. There's like so much to say, and yet it's better left unsaid or unwritten. Okay. That comes out on Halloween, October 31st.

Right. October 31st. Super excited. Honestly, genuinely very excited for you guys to see that. I'm excited. We haven't seen it yet. No. Oh, and I won't be reliving it.

I'll be watching the whole thing. Oh, I won't even be looking at the thumbnail. It was too damn good, y'all. Yeah. It was too damn good. I was in awe of that experience. Oh, God. Yeah.

We have to move on. We have to. But it's like something that, like, could like we need a bonus episode where we debrief yeah oh god yeah I'm god um I just want to say kind of rolling back to you you highlighting Natasha Beddingfield just now um going in don't look at me then you don't have to look at me um going into Halloween weekend where several people this this weekend might get the ox if there's ever a lull in the ox I encourage you to put on unwritten by Natasha Bettingfield.

Doesn't matter, that is unwritten by Natasha Beddingfield is the great equalizer. Doesn't matter who you are. Doesn't matter where you came from. It only matters where you're going because the rest is still unwritten. She said it in her song and it's the best pregame song.

It's so interesting because when you really like get deep and think about the fact that the rest is still unwritten, that's either really, really, really comforting or really, really scary. Right. Which do you feel? Depending on if I ate yeah i ate this morning so i feel positively about the rest being still unwritten okay me scared right

now really it does change yeah maybe your blood sugar's low i think that the song in itself like it turning on i'm just thinking about it right now we'll have to listen to it in bonus because the way it starts out just dun dun dun dun dun dun people's ears people that start to look around like is perk up are we all gonna that song is better and more of a unifying force than don't stop believing by journey. I agree. Yeah. I think most people would, but they just don't know that they would agree with that.

You know how in my Quaker school we have to sit in silence for 30 minutes every week? One day they played unwritten before the moment of silence and asked us like the query was like, how does this move you? That is the most that anybody's like stood up and shared that they were moved by the light. It wasn't a real school. Fact. But that is awesome. But that is school.

Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. I wish you were there. I would love to go visit. You know, that would be funny if we had like an alum. Like a moment where our high, like my high school like would never reach out to me. But like if they reached out more like we want you to come back.

And speak to the students. And speak to the students. Like that would be funny for us to do. Yeah. In that space. I would love that. Yeah, we would be starting with moments of silence. And I see you laughing.

I just like the mic. Sorry. It's fine. Getting used to my teethies. It's kind of hard. It's kind of hard not to. I'm hoping they don't fall out mid thing today. But what would you do besides that?

You went to Universal this week. I went to Universal for Universal Studios horror nights. And the point of that is that like at 7 p.m. There's like spooky creatures walking around the whole park. So that piece is spooky because like you're walking around like as an unsuspecting patron. and then scary people come out and get very close to you, which is scary. And there's also hunted houses,

which you have to wait for about an hour and a half in line for a 30 second hunted house. And they literally like blue ass. Like they were so, so bad. No offense, Universal Studios, like worst hunted houses I've ever been to, really. Like, so, so bad. And I love hunted houses. Like, I love being scared. Like, I didn't flinch.

And I get scared. It didn't flinch and I was leading the pack. Wow. Yeah. I don't see that coming from you. I know. People were really shocked that I was like, I can lead. It's fine.

I did not flinch. They were made for a two-year-old. I guess it, I mean, it is universal. Yeah, but they're like known for being good. It's always funny because like haunted house, really? I think the production value is high, but you almost want like a lower production value for like a really scary haunted house because you want to be like, there's no security here. There's probably a guy that would kill me in.

this dark room. Yeah, well there is security there, which sucks. At Universal. At Universal Studio. See, in the middle of nowhere, Texas, which is where I was going, it was like, here it is. And I'm like, where? And they're like, we're going into this barn. And I'm like, there's not even a line. Is this? Where do we pay? You know, it's just really we're not dealing with employee the money. Right. And the people that were, like when I was in high school,

the people that were, because it was a volunteer situation, I'm like, who's spinning their Saturday night volunteering to be covered in like? Well, it's like actors and actresses, like people that are in the, want to be in the performance. I don't think the people, I think that they were just looking because they, they, they enjoyed seeing fear in people's eyes. So I'm like, that's a perfect example of like, I'm not a killer, but don't push me. Do you think haunted house actors have darkness in them?

Yes. Yes, I do. I think everybody, there's no one in the world that, you know, they would pop up on the news and be like, I never, I never saw it coming from this one. I'd be like, I could fucking see it. I could see it from you even. I'm like, I don't know. Me?

Yeah, I mean, I could wrap my head around anyone killing. You could wrap your head around, you turning on CNN, my picture being up, and them saying this girl is a serial killer. You could wrap your head around that? Like, I think there's things that lead up to huge moments. You think I'm a serial killer? No, see, you just jumped. You just jumped to a conclusion. I'm saying.

But you wouldn't be surprised. No, I said, I could wrap my head around anyone. killing a person. That's what I said. So you see me on the 6 o'clock news and your first reaction is, I can wrap my head around that. No, because I don't watch the 6 o'clock news. I don't have cable.

In this world? Okay, I'm on Snap. I'm on Snapchat Discover. I'm on Snapchat Discover. Yeah, I could. I can see it. I'm just saying like there's literally any person in my past, maybe you would have to be in my past for me to see you killing someone.

I don't know. You haven't spoken to me in a few years? Yeah. Yeah, because then those gaps leave it up to interpretation. Like maybe I went wrong. Right. In that time. I mean,

I went wrong. Sorry, my teeth. No, it's just interesting how we're, our vernacular is actually changing by reasons outside of our direct control. Yeah. So.

Actually, God. The haunted house that I went to and there was in the country, Pennsylvania. Yeah. And it was like a very famous abandoned asylum. Which, like, by the way,

like is that. morally I'm curious about like where that stands. Oh morally bad. Morally bad. It's Halloween. Like that's just what they, that's, they're leaning into that.

Like, that's just part of it. It's like you're going there and you're not like, um, you guys are actually all canceled after you pay your money to go to a haunted house and an asylum. Right. Like it's just like.

It is what it is. It is what it is. Okay. It is what it is. Yeah, it is what it is. But have I told you about the, the shit?

Can't wait for the warriors that come after us for that one. Have you heard about the shit? room in this asylum? I've told you about it, right? Oh, you have. It's so bad. Should I tell you? Yeah, you might just will run back the shitroom story because I need a refresher. There's a literally, it's like, there's three different houses and in one of them the theme is like asylum asylum. So like there are like patients and you're like walking through their rooms. And it's like the 1700s or something and there's one room where like everyone's in like adult diapers. And it's so bad. actually now that I'm kind of putting myself back in the space but I'm just going to tell you anyway

this one guy like first of all the room smells like like literal shit because they have like shit something like a humidifier of shit like bursting out it's a shit room and this guy reaches because you can be touched in this asylum reaches in his diaper has something on his hand and it's just like a liquid and rubs it on you via his from his diaper and the room smell So you're like, oh, very cool. And that's an experience in the haunted house. So I guess like the universal experience like wasn't that. I guess that was kind of what I was expecting.

That's what I'm talking about where there's, I'm trying to think of an example of what you can compare like a universal where it's like very high production value, a lot of lawyers and probably a lot of lawsuits versus the shit room probably didn't have that good of lawyers. I'm just guessing. They come into court and they're like, oh, I miss the shit room. The plaintiff and it's just a man in an adult diaper. And his lawyer comes in and is also in like an adult diaper. Like give me a, give me it somewhere in between shit room and Universal Studios. That's my happy place. You know?

Like a corn maze. Yeah. Give me a corn maze with like a haunted bloody scarecrow with no diaper. And that's where I'll feel safe. I have purple in my eye. Yeah, mine was mine of. Mine was providing a haze early on, but it's passed now. I wouldn't do well with the shitroom.

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shit room right now. It's hard, like, wiping my eye with my purple hand. Well, don't wipe it. Yeah. Blink. That's kind of what. I guess it's hard, like, once you've been in the shit room, like, the shit room stays with you. So every other haunted house.

You can take the girl out of the shit room, but you can't take the shit room out of the girl. You can't take the shirt room out of the girl. So, can I have a paper towel? I'm sorry. Just for reminiscing about the shit room with that. Yeah. The shit room is got to. being worked up.

Sheesh, louish. No, we would go to, I like turn down a lot of the haunted houses because my mom told me growing up, like, you really shouldn't be going to those. Even the ones in our hometown where we like literally knew everyone that ran it. Like, it's not, you know, it's like this is the perfect time for someone to actually come in with a real chainsaw. Right. Yes.

And then. Did you know about the cannibal, right? A real cannibal was hiding in a haunted house and ate someone. How did he do the whole act of eating someone? Did he just take a bite? I don't know, like, the specifics. Go ahead and wipe your eye and then we'll circle back. I can't see out of either.

Just work on that. I'm going to read this. Complete blind. Oh, my God, remind me to circle back to blind mode. Okay. Don't really rub it because your thing's coming off. I'm going to read the thing here. Would you?

A hoax. Oh, it's a hoax. There wasn't actually a cannibal. Texas boy eating alive at Halloween haunted house by deranged man Except not really at all Oh so that's the problem about believing every headline Yeah it was a hoax But that's a great like a

That's a good episode of American Horrors Well the reason I don't know what I was going to say But that would be like how twisted we are Just being like oh wait I want to go to the one haunted house Where that kid was eaten Of course it was in Texas by the way That's what I'm like the thing about Pennsylvania

In Texas like for some reason Those are the two scariest states to me yeah in terms of the country space yeah i guess it is the country space but for me i'm like oh texas like i'm in a field i'm in a barn texas because then i think chancel massacar right pennsylvania i think just murder i have a question in terms of cannibalism yeah if you took a bite out of someone i feel like you get off pretty easy even though your intention was to eat a little bit of a person i'm sure there are laws like in the same way that there's like they in murder law they take into account the intention.

Well, was your intention when you ate that woman, a bite of that woman? Right. So, like, if the intention must eat the whole person, then you'd be punished for complete. Wait, so you get, you get punished on cannibalism based on how much of a person you eat? I don't think how much, just like intention. Like, if you literally, if you're, you were just wanting to truly just take a bite to inflict harm rather than kill to eat, that would be a different punishment than like full cannibal mode. So if I said, I'm going to get.

By the way, I am speaking from my knowledge of watching criminal minds. If I said, I'm just going to have a bite. I'm not that hungry. And your intention is not to kill? And then I was like, oh, I'm actually full. Then you would be charged with something else. How many people can I bite and get my fix off of before I get put in jail as a cannibal? That's something I'm going to ask the Tootsie Pop Owl.

A one, two, three. How many bites does it take to get full from human flesh? I don't know. Question for someone else. I bet one for me. For me, I've zero. I'm like not interested. I'm not interested either, but in terms of like how I'm going to

right now. Okay. What do you want to talk about? I could talk about, I just want to talk about blind mode for one second. Yeah, go buy mode real quick. I obviously like I'm back in, I guess it's because it's October, like back in my criminal minds. I cannot tear myself away from watching criminal minds.

Like every second I'm not watching criminal minds feels like a waste of time and a waste of my life, even though I've seen each episode about 600 times. But there's something wrong with my TV. So it keeps going into, I don't know the politically correct term, but I call it, like, blind mode. Blind? Like, it keeps going into like, POV you can't see. So here's me narrating the whole TV show.

Like, it's like a voice, a third party voice. Like, a disturbed looking man walks onto screen wearing black. He walks into a house with a gun. Like, it's literally complete narration in a. to the actors talking. So if I couldn't, yeah, that's a mode on the TV. But I didn't realize that my TV had gone blind mode. I thought that the unsub in this episode of Criminal Minds, that's the unidentified subject.

Okay. I thought that the unsubbed was having a psychotic break. And that was like his part of his multiple personality disorder was narrating the episode. So I watched an entire episode of Criminal Minds in blind mode, which then I started to like not understand like when they were just like in the interrogation room like with just the FBI profilers. I was like why is it like

why is it like yeah I was like how was the interrogation room? Yeah interrogation room like Spencer Reed opens a file

and I was like why is how is the unsub like narrating when he's not here blind mode watched really into 45 minutes into the episode but now my TV keeps doing it

and there's nothing I can do yeah also that reminds me yeah there's no I try there's literally nothing I can do you can't turn it off no something's wrong with my TV um what what happened to me that was similar to that like I watched like well I turned on that YouTube video TV for dogs when I was leaving my house and then I was like watching it for a second how much my leg is shaking I'm not doing that relax it relax it that's it this is my leg at its most relaxed okay sorry no no I just actually watched like 38 minutes of TV for dogs. It was entertaining.

Max couldn't give less than shit. Yeah. But I watched something in a different language for so long, thinking that, like, oh, this is the preface to the rest of the movie. And, like, we're going to go in and I'll understand, like, there's, like, some things that aren't going to be in English, and then it'll set up the storyline, and then we'll get in. I think it was, like, 23 minutes into a movie, and it was like, oh, I'm watching it in Spanish. Yeah.

I was picking up enough to, like, understand the storyline, but, like, not enough to be able to be like, oh, this is supposed, this is like a dub. Totally. We have to be more aware in our day to day because how much time are we wasting watching in blind mode? Right. For me, 45 minutes. Collectively, for me, probably a whole day.

Yeah. Over the course of my life. Yeah. Anyway, what did you do? What did you do this weekend? I toured some houses and finding a new apartment. Oh, anything good? Yeah, there's one that's really good.

I like didn't apply in time. So I'm just going to have to convince myself, gaslight myself that that was the worst apartment I've ever been at. That's like my favorite thing to do is like when something doesn't go your way, convince yourself that it was for the best. Yeah. Like even though it's blatantly. You have to.

So when other people are like, damn, that was really nice and I'm like, well, it probably isn't done to spiders. That's a life hack. Yeah. Life hack. Life hack. Something doesn't go your way. Convince yourself it's for the best, even though it's objectively the worst thing that's ever happening. Gaslight yourself.

Reverse engineer. Agree. Happy ending. That's like when I, what was it like a year ago before I moved in to my old apartment. I got this apartment. There was my dream apartment. Great natural lighting. Yeah.

what someone else loved it more because they got it right theoretically you could get stabbed in any no i was thinking lightning only strikes the same place once most in fact you're exactly probably safe like how many times does someone get stabbed in one exact spot right probably less than lightning right unless that unless it's the same on sub oh my gosh unless it's the same guy stabber yeah because he might that that might be that space might have meaning to him I could put me in the FBI Please You need to watch Reno 911

I'm on a Reno 911 You just said that's a comedy It's hilarious Yeah But like it is kind of like a lighter Criminal minds I need like full on like Psychopaths

Profiling Yeah Dark dark Okay Well this is not gonna be the show for you If you want to show that you can watch With your eyes crossed You might need blind mode

but like it is one of my favorite smartest written shows I've ever been. And I keep having to remind myself about it. Because it is such dumb TV. You can walk away and come back. It's the one without a storyline. Like you can just watch an episode of season two and then season seven consecutively. And like it's fine. Okay.

Yeah. Love it. Yeah. Quickly I have to look at my notes. Yeah. Oh, I was just going to say I want to go to, I want to do a lot of our notes up today because I know we had a lot. I know. Can I ask you about one of your.

entries yeah goats are the scariest animal to me that was my whole entry when you think about goats what do you think about well Connor do you know that on my Instagram which by the way is just at brook afric wait are you no are you asking people follow you no I didn't I was just letting them know oh well mine's mine's mine's at fibula also people know no they don't because they do because you have double the followers someone someone made an edit of us on instagram yesterday no last time you post it everyone every I was like, I only follow you, by the way, on your comments. And I was like, on what? No need.

I don't know. I can't remember what the post was, but I was like, need to stop reading comments. Have you not seen these pictures of me and these precious goats? Picasso and Pablo? No, I haven't. Look how this is scary to you? Sorry, I actually realized it's not on my Instagram. Oh, but that is my Instagram.

Yeah. Yeah, pull it up. There it is. Pull it up. Look at how fun she looks. She does look fun. I'm following. quadruple the amount of people you're following.

I actually try to keep it tight. Oh, I'm a loose canon. I'm so trigger-happy on following people. Look at this. This is Picasso. You don't think he's to die for? I think they're cute, but I'm saying out of mammals, I think they're the creepiest mammal. They like seem like... They do have very knowing eyes. Can we just look into goat's eyes?

Just because when you said that, I was like, maybe that's it. Can you just type in our goat's eyes creepy? on Google. I just want to see. Yeah. Why are they sideways? Right. Right.

They're like a, they're horizontal. They're almost a perfect rectangle. But I would sew full sand pet go. Like, 100%. No, we had a goat in college for a smidge.

In your apartment? In our house. We had a big backyard that a goat could be in. They ate and pooped so much. It's like a big guinea pig. It's so much worse. It's so much worse. They ate everything and pooped everywhere so smelly.

My apartment is actually like getting to a horrible place in terms of smelling like a farm. That's super unfortunate. It smells like the shit room. No, it's not shit. It's hay. Oh. Can we type in our goat's eyes creepy and just see if there's any lore around goat's eyes? Some people may even find their sight, their gaze outright unsettling.

That's because goats pupils are horizontal. Yeah. Is that really all it is? I think like it's a, that's a, that's a, Enough. Can we click on what does it mean if a goat looks into your eyes? Probably that they're looking at you. When a goat gazes into your eyes, it may be issuing a silent plea for help.

Maybe that's what you're picking up on. That's a suggestion from a new study of goats co-authority Christian Narath, who researches animal cognition at Queen Mary University of London. That's really unfortunate. Oh, my gosh, they see you really far. Around without them without how. Oh, no. they see side to side.

There's something also about animals with eyes on side to side besides fish. Fish don't creep me out. But like a donkey or a goat or something like horses, the fact that they see this way and they don't see forward so much. You know an animal scares me. Which one? And I hate to say it, is he? Some terrified of horses.

Horses. I think that's our next video idea. Oh, is he? Oh, we should go horseback riding. I would, I crave horseback riding. You crave it? I crave it, like water. Oh my God.

Essie's addicted to it. No, I would love to go horseback. You know, I used to work on a farm in junior high. That was when you worked in the antique store. No, no, no. Different story. I have had about a thousand jobs. Briefly.

Briefly, let's keep in mind. It was briefly. But I worked on, I would run the horses around in circles, hard for some reason. I don't remember why. I would clean the saddles. and then I would like wash the horse horses. Horses are ripped beasts.

That's why they're so scary. What scares them? What scares you? Well, at camp they bucked off my friend Amelia. Oh, so you've got monks housing by proxy. That's just like PTSD. Oh, it's PTSD. Yeah, completely different. Tomato, tomato. It's completely different beast. And just like

they're so big. Yeah. Like they shouldn't be that big. Yeah. And they always have flies around their eyes. which can't be comfortable and makes me unsettled I would and they're so look at them they love each other the whole house where Michelle got bucked off yeah like god forbid it's like so preventable I guess you just don't know horse you never know what's gonna you never know what's gonna upset them they're unpredictable to me obviously like I'm speaking as someone who can't speak to horses I was

gonna say I'm also speaking out of my out of my ass but I almost said or my horse and I wasn't even going from like account perspective. Are you finding the paint to taste like unique? I'm getting a lot of, I'm getting a lot of paint taste. Yeah. It is a unique taste, right? I wonder if that's like, like toxic. No, it's water based.

Yeah. I'm sure. Totally. I'm sure. Like, forgive me for thinking I'm invincible, but like buck me off a horse. No, that's like very serious. Have you been bucked off? Yeah, I've been bucked off, reared off.

I've been kicked in the head. That doesn't bother you? No. You got kicked in the head. Yeah, doesn't I explain a lot? No, you're so, to me, you are one of, you have such a head on your shoulders. Yeah. That's so sweet.

Yeah, this side of my head. Did it hurt? I kind of blocked out when it happened. Oh, God, yeah. But I only get headaches on the left side of my head now, which is. Oh, that's nice. then the right side is. Yeah, I'm fine on my right side.

Yeah, you got half a headache now. Yeah, it's perfect. So what was your worst horse-related injury? Probably that, but like it wasn't even that bad. Like, I just bled a lot, but your head had a lot of blood. But then I played soccer after that because I got scared and broke my arm. So then I went back to riding. Uh-huh.

Oh, God. I feel like your head would have the least amount of blood. I don't know. She said, like, you bleed a lot in your head, and it doesn't. contribute to like a lot of bloodline oh that's good it looks like a horror scene oh is he wow okay happy you're okay what were we talking about i'm gonna i just i have something else we can move on from goats and horses and any equestrian conversation i do love goad one to quickly talk about because brook and i have for audio only listeners we have purple paint on our frame and i had seen my teeth in the mirror

and I had like a come to Jesus moment where like I felt like I didn't even know myself. Yeah. Because my teeth had like yellow all over them. And I was like, what is it? I just finished your coffee. I switched my mouth out with water. I'm like, it's not there. I went and ran to my car, got a flosser out of my wallet.

I'm flossing and it was like still not there. And I was like feeling very sulking about the fact that like I thought I had nice teeth and like all of a sudden I don't. You do. And then you had said like, like, my teeth are so yellow. It's probably. I think God that it's because of the purple. Yeah, purple brings out yellow and green. And you see all this commercials all the time on like Snapchat and stuff that they feed you where it's like the purple toothpaste?

Mm-hmm. I guess that's not real. I literally asked all my followers on my Instagram, which is Brooke Averick, if it works. And they said it's a scam. I believe it because I think it's just like a big. You should watch my Frankie highlight one day. Oh, thank you, milk. Thanks.

Should we just do like a full influencer day on? In bone. We can do it in bone. We can do it in bone. But I was thinking about it the other day. Okay, here's something I had to talk about. Yeah. You know I floss a lot.

Yeah. I know you're really good about oral hygiene. Yeah, but I have some of the most high. I have so many problems with my teeth. And like most people I know like don't floss. Right. I've never had a cavity personally, and I also have only floss if there's something in my teeth. I probably have three cavities as we speak. I cannot go that, get myself to go to dinner.

But I was just thinking about it, like, I'm so addicted to flossing now that like if a health study came out and was like, by the way, flossing is bad for you, I'd be like, I can't stop. Wow. Can't be good for you. Like they didn't have floss and everyone I know that doesn't floss is like I have the best teeth. I have no reason to floss. Now I'm like so in my head about flossing. Like I will never be able to stop even if they're like a game. gives you cancer.

Uh-huh. Like, sorry, I guess I'm getting cancer. That's like a good advice to have. That's one of your better addictions. I know. Well. Yeah.

It's a good thing to be addicted to. Are your front teeth missing? Oh, no. Sorry. Why would my front teeth be missing? Your lip was over them and I could only see the fangs coming out. So I saw a space in between. What did you mean by boys versus girls, mermaids versus sharks and minnow?

Oh, I had a good one. Okay. You know, I mean. Obviously we've moved on from like the like guys think about Roman Empire. Girls think about what a girl think about. You know what girls always talk about like, oh, we play mermaids in the pool and I'm always like, I don't, I didn't get to, I didn't experience mermaid. Right. I experienced sharks and minnows in the pool.

I think girls also did. That was a, that was a, that was a unisex. I feel like we like, the guys would always be like, sharks and minnows now and everyone would be like, I don't really want to. There would be one guy that was like diehard sharks of minnows. What about Marco Polo? Marko. Guys are more Marco Polo. I hated that game.

I found that stupid and a waste of time. Brooke, word for word, I was going to be like, that's when someone says, like, let's play a drinking game. It's like, I'd rather just drink. Right. Like, just, let's just swim with our eyes open. Let's just swim around and slash. Yeah. Yeah.

God, yeah. That being said, now, I'm anti-splash in a big way. Why? Get your hair wet? Yeah, it's like, I don't want to get wet by your hand. I'm in the pool. What more could you want? I'm already swimming.

I've always been anti-splash. I love gliding in the pool. Brooke, you think I don't. Don't love gliding in the pool. Like, that's what water's for. Gliding. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

That's why we were able to, as humans, harness the water's power to glide into our backyards. That's, you know, I was a swim instructor. Oh, yes, I did. That's the first skill you learn. To glide. Is a Superman or Supergirl. Glide. Arms over your ears, hands together, point your fingers, push off the wall, glide.

And that's the stepping stone to being able to do big arms, aka like freestyle. Yeah. Big arms. Show me your big arms. Show me your big arms. Right. Yeah.

Do big arms to me. I want to, I should teach, I should give you a swim lesson the way that I would have given into one of my three-year-olds. You need to start just a camp or something. I want to. For like adult children. Yeah. No, I would like to do it with like kids.

actual children. Yeah, I miss them. I think a lot of, like, people that follow you and listen to the podcast wouldn't trust me with their kids. No, would, like, come with their kids and then the kids would watch you guys. I always get scared thinking about if parents of kids that I used to teach, like, watch myself or listen to myself and they're like, I can't believe that my kid was with her. That scares me. I know there's a group text of people I went to college and high school with that actively only probably make fun of me. Yeah, that's, like, every time I'm.

get a like one share on something. I'm like that is someone making fun of me. Yeah. We're talking about talking shit. Yeah. 100%. You just have to come to terms with that. That's something where you're just like part of the job. Because guess what? Is that there's a group of 15 of people that we into high school with that actively have a group text. That means they care about you. Well, we're keeping like our content is actually keeping that group people in touch and touch. Yeah, we're connecting them. There's probably one person and there's probably one person from our past that only got invited to someone else's wedding because they're in a group chat that talk shit about us yeah that's beautiful well said oh my god that's just like that butterfly

effect that i talk about the butterfly effect that i talk about uh drilling so much butterfly effect that i talk about about all the time where it's like because we decide to embarrass ourselves online so so frequently there's a group text without us in it talking shit about us totally and one One person there is in touch with someone else in the group text only because they actively talk shit about us. And they go to the wedding and they meet the love of their life and they have the next Michelle Obama. Because of us.

Because of us. When you think about the people that have the group text shitting on you, do you picture it? Like, do you know who they are? Yeah. And I would consider some of them my close friends. Really? Yes.

I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm secure in myself. Oh my God. Now I'm getting spooked that my close friends do it. I don't think they do. I'm secure in myself because while they were on the train going to finance HQ, I was heading here to get painted purple.

Right. That's true. Miss you guys, by the way. I can't wait to see you at the reunion. It's going to be fun. What do you need for work? Well. Yes.

Are you going to go back to your high school reunion? No. Like absolutely now? There are, we're 100 kids in my grade. And I talk, the people I would want to see again, I talk to. Yeah. So no. Like there's no one that I would want to see that I wouldn't reach out to and see.

Oh my gosh. Does that make sense? 100%. Something just happened in my high school group text. And I think I was driving, so I like missed the text. But they said that ours is postponed because whoever was elected president. And I was, I ran for president. The person beat me.

But I was unaware of the fact that the residing president, when you, graduate high school is in charge 10 years later of the reunion planning the whole thing, which like... Is that a universal experience? I think so. I think if you're standing... I've said this before. Student council president, you have to plan your high school, 10 year high school reunion.

And for me, no. Yeah. Like next in line. I'm not... Can you imagine having to have a conversation with your old teachers telling them about what you do and then them asking for your username or the name of your podcast? I would literally just tell them that the name of my podcast was Circle Time

and hope they think I'm Kelsey. Like they're not welcome here. I don't think we talk about anything that's that bad. We don't, but it's just like, it's just like not somewhere that I want, like I want them to think that they educated me in a way

that I would become Kelsey Crepple, not in a way that I would be sitting here purple. Does that make sense? Totally. This is actually like the perfect segue into something else I wanted to talk about. Perfect. There's this episode of New Girl where they talk about their Pogo's, which is a Pogo is something that people talk about. Cool.

About you once you leave the room. What does it stand for? Is it like a... I don't... I think because Winston, his Pogo was like actually like his dick, like getting in the way and like in the morning and like getting like, like, getting like, near people and almost like touching them in a way. I missed that episode. What do you mean? What? What do you mean his dick getting in the way?

Like in the morning when he would wake up, like, it was just like everyone was like Winston's dick is out, basically. And like, I- He was naked? No, just like coming out of his underwear. Oh, okay. In a way. I think, I'm not sure if that's why they called it a pogo, maybe because like a dick is

kind of like a pogo. That's the only reason I can think of why it's called a pogo. Otherwise, it might just be what they call it. But that's Winston's Pogo. I really, that's something that you can talk. Like, his dick could have been something that they talk about while he's in the room. I agree. But, like, it came to.

light like that's actually what they like talk about like he found out and schmitz pogo was um his toenails i think and justice was like her being a no at all what do you think your pogo is like when you walk out of the room what do people start saying about you behind your back oh this is like a horrible conversation yeah oh yeah i know mine what is yours we actually forget it hold on well on days when i forget to wear a deodorant like i 100% know that it's that because i smell like roadkill You don't. You always say that. No, I promise you.

My body's addicted to old spice, pure sport. And without it, it punishes me via shitroom feature. Right, via shit room. No, I promise, like, you can never smell like the shit room. That is not something that, that's like a man-made concoction. Okay, what's your pog up? I would assume that it's, like, something about, like, talking so much shit. and then like being fake

like talking shit about someone and then being immediately like oh my god hi but also what choice do I I could be mean to them but I don't know what do you oh I know what my polo is

it's that I probably like while my friends have a nine to five I take like a two hour nap every day I think that they are probably talking about that yeah oh brook snapping of course let's give her some space while I work on my

hard work. I mean, that's literally what I said about heading to Yeah. Heading to the I can't think of see,

this is how out of touch I am. I can't think of one finance company. Johnson and Johnson, I almost said. Goldman Sachs. Yeah.

All my friends would go to Goldman Sachs and like New York and I'm like, LOL you guys look at my prosthetic nose. Uh huh. And they're probably sitting there sending like

in an email that like it was probably going to potentially save a life. Uh-huh. My friend that is a doctor like, sends me stuff all the time like this this person has a glass bottle stuck up their ass and I got it out today and I'm like nice like I made a TikTok yeah if I had a glass bottle stuck up my ass like I'd just let it kill me instead of going to the doctor really yeah I think so you're too proud yeah I'd be like I would literally yeah you're broke when everyone leaves her in they're like one thing about Brooke is that she's too proud to go to the doctor when she gets a bottle stuck up her ass yeah she'll die with that bottle in her ass 100% you're bottling and you're bottling and she's

it up. You would go to the doctor with the bottle like, hopstick out of your ass. I would literally be like, I fell. This doctor, I have no idea what happened. Yeah. So what's your Pogo? My Pogo would, I mean, probably be similar to yours. Like fake? Yeah. I don't think you're... Or just like... I don't think you shit talk as much. Like, I think you're pretty nice. I know what yours is.

What is it? You know what yours is. Okay, well, don't say it. Oh, it's not bad. What is it? It's your, it's, oh now I'm feeling scared. Well, you don't want to hear your pogo from someone else. But it's not even like, it's something that I talk about, like, it's just like, your ethical cloud chasing. Oh.

Yeah. See, and that's something that I have come to terms with. In fact, we've made merch for that, exactly. That phrase on it. Okay, yeah. I'm proud of that. You've reclaimed it. Yeah, that's something where like, I see people go, oh, of course.

Right. There he goes. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I got the picture. Yeah. Okay, good. Okay. No, I'm cool with that. It made me scared whatever. No, I freaked myself out, but.

Because actual issues that I have day to day, I forget that I even have because I convince myself I'm fine. Right. Oh, no. Did you know that cats? I just heard this the other day. Cats as pets, like, if you die in your home, they'll eat you. They'll eat you like right away. Yeah. I have heard that. What do you think about that? But a dog would eat you in three days. A dog would eat you eventually. But not immediately. Max might eat me immediately I'm being serious because Max Because he's so obsessed with you

He needs you Not gonna finish the sentence He need you Not gonna finish his sentence Are you saying that young man is addicted to me? He is addicted to you He is addicted to you That he would want like

Yeah He would want me inside him Yeah that's what I keep wanting to say But I don't mean it Like I mean like he wants to Like to consume your essence But physically I like need to keep

I thought that would be a fun conversation to have. Sorry. But then you had to bring out my dog being inside me, my dog wanting me inside him. But not in that way. It's hard to like move, like not think about it in that way with the phrasing. You're going to carve a pumpkin this year? Uh-uh.

No? No, I've never liked doing that. I don't, like the pumpkin smell really is a turn off for me. My pumpkin. And I'm bad at it. My neighbors move forward with carving like nine pumpkins, putting them on the front porch. And then I guess they moved away because. they left them all there to rot.

They started to kind of fade and slump. And then all of a sudden they were all in like a gush puddle. Oh. And they're still there. You would be surprised at how many people like still live in the places that they're just letting the pumpkins. The pumpkins just like rot outside of. People leave them out rotting till December.

Pick them up. Like I think you only do them. I only think I think you need a pumpkin, a card pumpkin out. First of all, carve them on the week of Halloween so that you throw them away after Halloween. Don't carve them or don't, they don't need to be out into Thanksgiving. It's not a Christmas tree, you know. Right.

I had a friend in college who would put up a Christmas tree every year, or like one year put up a Christmas tree actually. They lived in the same house all four years. And they left it up for all of college and they would just decorate it for every season. That's cute. They would kind of reclaim the space as being different holiday trees. That's sweet. Yeah.

That's real sweet. Do you want to tell your spooky story? Yeah, I guess for the next eight minutes, we'll do the, thing that we had on the thing. Okay, so Brooke and I were talking yesterday about like, if we've ever had encounters with ghosts and what those were like, and I always have believed in ghosts because who am I to say no? I'm not someone who's confident enough to not believe in stuff that I have no facts.

Yeah. I'm also someone who if someone gives me one single fact or opinion that they feel strongly enough, I'm immediately there. Agree. Ghosts are real because, okay, I'm on your. side, you know. So, like, obviously I believe in ghosts, goblins, the whole lot. And my, my neighbor owned an antique store growing up. You believe in goblins? I mean, maybe not goblins. That feels different than ghosts. Yeah. And ghouls. Goblin feels like ogre mode, like mythical creature. Right.

Which I think, like, blatantly doesn't exist. And then ghosts are like up for debate. Goblins have never existed. No, it's not like they're dinosaurs. But like goblin, like, I guess they haven't existed. No. I don't know why in my head I'm like, oh, those are from the olden age. Oh, of course, goblins when they used to walk the earth. I've seen all enchanted too many times.

No, it's not like a meteor took out the goblins. How do we know? If that's a per- But there aren't any goblin fossils. Yet. I think they lived underground. Like deep underground. I made that up.

No, they didn't. They walked the earth in fantasy land. I respect so much a person that made fantasy land. Because how fun must. It be to live inside their head. Wait, maybe I actually really like the mythical. Like Shrek, you know, there's goblins and ghouls and Shrek. Have you tried reading a fantasy book?

No. Well, did you like the Hunger Games? I did like the Hunger Games. So maybe you should try reading something like that. I read all the Hunger Games. Maybe you should try, there's more kinds of books like that. Maybe you should read a court of thorns and roses with me, the one I've been trying to read for six months. That's the one that's like so crying your eyes out vibes.

No, it's supposed to be like horny, but I haven't gotten a horny part yet. I don't know if one... Right now it's just like fairies. I don't think I could get all horny for a book. You don't need to be horny. You can just acknowledge that it is horny. Read that book with me. That would be so funny.

Okay. It's like everyone's reading it. What page are you on? Everyone's obsessed with like 100 and I have been since April. I've read three books since I started that one. So you're 100 pages in it and it hasn't gotten horny yet? No, it hasn't gotten horny yet. Man.

There's like a little, like a sliver of tension. You're getting... Barely. You're getting blue balled by... I'm not even blue balled because nothing even started. You're getting blue balled by a book. I know, I'm not. I'm literally, there's no color of my balls right now.

Purple. I'm purple balls right now. That would be so fun. Okay, I'll read it. Will you? Yeah, sure. Okay, let me order it on Amazon right. My tooth is falling off.

No, give me your phone. I'm going to order it on Amazon to you. No. Yeah. I'll order it on. I just got Audible and I'm, do you have any audio books? I can't do audio books. The only books I can do on audio are like nonfiction memoirs. So I did like Tina Faye's bossy pants on audiobook, which is like the best thing in the world and Amy Poller's book. I read, I read both of those. I read, I read Tina Faye's book and Amy Boller's book.

Those are the only things I can do audio vibe if it's narrated by the author. I would listen to a book of your choosing if you would listen to Greenlight by Matthew McConaughey No But I think it would be very funny I think you're gonna be surprised at how many comments On this episode or like Connor

Please please please please please read that book Okay and I think you'd be shocked too To see how many comments are like I don't agree Let's listen to Matthew McConaughey's green light Together Not we If I read Court of Thrones and Warroses

Then you have to read Greenlight No that's not how it goes We're reading a book together And then and then and then. Okay, then we'll read two books together. You gotta meet me halfway, Brooke. I understand, like I understand how that's fair. Like truly objected, directly I understand it.

Okay. Cool. Then we'll do that. I'll catch up to page 100. And then after this, we'll do Greenlight together. Shake on it. Cool. Okay, that's, yeah, I'll listen to that. I'll do an audio book to Greenland car.

Okay, cool. And I'll read court of thorns of horses. Do you think you'll read it the book, an actual book or you'll do audio? Yeah, I'll read a physical book. Okay. Can you, can I get it on Amazon? I'll get it. I don't think you will.

I'll get it. I'll get it because you agreed to read our green light with me. Okay. Why can't I say, I've had a different version of the book every time I've said it. What is it? Greenlight? I've only heard to say green light. Okay.

Anyway, so I was like growing up and I would work at this antique store and high school and there was all these things because they bought the house, they bought this historical home. And in my high school town, we had that, we learned Texas history as our history class. We would go on these like home tours or these like historical homes, whatever, and like mayors and stuff on like people that fought and whatever, I don't know, all that stuff. I honestly immediately pushed out of my memory. But there was one that had, they bought it with all of the belongings inside that are like historical facts. And I am curious what that looks like. I'll circle with you after. But so I started working there and obviously like there's no foot traffic in this

little town so like no one would ever come into an antiques store and the guy that owned it was like by the way this place is like fully haunted and I would be the only one in it all day it's like an old home with lots of noises and they said like a little kid died here the dad killed hung himself in the stairwell and they found like a dictionary by the way that's kind of weird with uh like it was looking up the word malaria and that's what everybody had and like the little boy was killed there and like his skateboard is still

over there it's for sale actually and I'm like this feels gross but I like need to make it. It was $20 an hour. Like what am I supposed to do? Wow. Yeah. And I'm drooling so much. It's out of my hands. Um, and one day the skateboard rolled. And one day I was leaving and that was horrible. That was right when Netflix came out. And so I was like obsessed with Netflix. Playing Netflix all day to drown out all the sounds of the creaking. And then one day I was leaving and the blinds upstairs and there was there was dresses like traditional dress is like big old ball gowns in there and so I would always turn around and be like that's a woman it was not it was just a mannequin but um one day the window the blind had like wade and I'm like

there's no AC in that now it's like what just moved that shit and then I I left and I never came back and that's my whole story for my gosh oh isn't it enthralling to tell my personal a ghost story yeah I'm enthralled I have not really had contact with the spiritual realm. Would you want to have contact with the spiritual world? I would like to have a non-scary

interaction with the spiritual world. Actually, I guess I did kind of. Can I hold that out real quick? By the way, I would carry around a pair of scissors around the antique store as if I'm going to stab a ghost if it came to me.

Can't stab something that's already dead. You also can't stab like a spirit. An apparation. That's why I was only scared of like the demons. I wasn't scared of ghosts. Just like demons like in conjuring, like picking me up by my back

and like twisting my arm. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. It's not really, but I was like 10 and we were moving and I would go with my parents to look at houses. Yeah. And I was just like, one house. I was like, like, we really can't live here.

There's something like very wrong. Yeah. And they were just like, you're good. And then it turns out there someone had just killed themselves in that house. And you felt that? I did feel that. Wait, didn't Mrs. Clairvoyant say that you were like a, there was a, you were a medium as well? No.

Oh. Not at all. I don't think. She could have because there were a lot of times where I actually like was only hearing, like buzzing as opposed to her. Like my ears were like, I was like actually going out of focus. I, uh, I think it's because I talked about the manifestation space and she was like, oh, well, you guys might have a little bit of something. I think she said everyone is warm with something, something. Uh-huh.

But her father was. Her father sold shoes. Yeah. Totally. Bless his heart to death. Mm-hmm. But we actually did have one scary story. And we were to like talk a lot about scary stories today.

But to me, like I don't need to burden anyone else that like would randomly like as a full blown adult with a 401k that they can't access. Remember these stories that they were told in camp. Because like I was told about this guy named the pig lion at camp. Izzy, didn't you say you had like a pig lion man? Yeah, same person. So like this is like I can't remember the details. But like the way that my camp counselor described this thing coming. coming out of a closet with its long old man hands with long nails and that came out and it had

the face of a pig. I hate those kind of mash up creatures. And the main of a lion. Hate those. It's like pick one beast. Uh-huh. If a pig came out, I'd be like, well, now what the hell? Right.

A pig can't come in here. This is in my house. Lion, hold up. Man, that's the scariest part. Throw me a pig. Throw me a lion. You throw me a man in my house? That's the worst part.

Especially we had long hair nails. Isn't that so interesting how you would be the most scared to have a man in your house, even though that's like the most likely over a pig or a lion? Put me in a room with a lion. That says a lot about humanity. Brooke? That you would rather have a, you would be more scared to have a strange man in your house than a lion.

We live in a society. Period. On God. Put me in a room with a lion. Put me in a room with a pig. Do not, under any circumstances, put me in a room with a man. Completely agree. and I'm completely aligned.

How about a woman? Yes. Put you in a room with a woman? Put me in a room with a woman. Look in the camera. Look in the camera and say that. Put me. Put me.

Just say put me in a room with a woman. Put me in a room with a woman. Any takers? I thought this whole time your bracelet says, it says fibula. I thought this. this whole time, it said vulva, and it didn't even flinch. I need the bracelet that says vulva. I can make you one.

I've got, I've got beads. I would love a friendship bracelet that says vulva. Okay. Because you keep having to remind me. If the friendship bracelet, I have to have one too. Vulva and. Volva. We could do double vulva.

You do vulva and I'll do uh. That's our tattoo. She's the vulve to my uh. All right. What do you say we wrap up? I also just wanted to really quickly highlight my shoes, which are stub. and Wooten, and this

is my buddy Zachary Weiss's custom collab with them full of dust because I've never gotten to wear them. They have club sandwiches stitched into the top. And Brooke, what do we always said about club sandwiches? They're the one of the best things that this world has to offer.

Specifically a turkey BLT. Turkey BLT. At avocado. Three words. Turkey BLT. Four, I guess. At avocado. Turkey BLAT. I love a black. Turkey blat.

Turkey blat. Did you, I'm going to leave you guys with this. No one wants to know this. Do you guys know what club stands for? Chicken and lettuce under bacon. And that is something you're only going to hear out of being in CMAP. We're just spitting facts 24-7 and it's out of our hands. Okay.

Bye guys. We'll see you in Brent only, bonus. Close friends. And have a club sandwich on us. today, but pay for it with your own money. Bye guys. This week, I'm close friends. Ladies milking.

They're milking something. What are they milking? These people are coming in and ruining my house. Yeah. Oh my gosh, my heart is pounding. Because I'm actually just swallowing it. Sucking on it and then swallowing it. This bonus episode is already so much better than the main episode.

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