Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - It All Comes Back To Community w/ Maggie Winters

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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Do you say aunt, really? No. Okay. I was double-checking. I want to make sure. We, yeah. Aunt Maggie is here because Mama Brooke is going to a wedding. She's in route to a wedding.

She called me. I was wine drunk on the couch. I said, I'll be there so fast. I'm ready. She did. And you're here. I'm here. I know you guys, don't worry.

Don't worry. She'll be back. I'm not, you know, I know, I know you I love Mama, but Aunt Maggie, Auntie Maggie's here just for the day. It's really nice of you did to get your ass into my humble abode. Your abode is humble. It's going to be really nice one day. If you...

Oh, it's nice. It's like really... I'm seeing a lot of things on the floor that are going to look awesome on the wall. Awesome. So no one would have known that unless you shed it, but I'm glad you did. Oh, just in a couple spots. So Maggie, Maggie... The deer.

Maggie, if you've come to any of the Phibs and Friends shows, she's like an OG veteran of the Phibs and Friends. As soon as we started having... I wasn't there for the spring, but then I joined in the fall. Yeah. So if you've been at... You've all met Maggie. You haven't been to the show.

What's going on? I'm just kidding. Yeah, we have a couple more left. We have a couple more. And so we hang up our... Hats. Hats. What were you going to say?

Keys, but I guess... Oh, hang up the keys to the theater. Yeah. The city. Every city we go to... get the keys. It's awesome. They do actually usually give us the keys to the city. It's really special. Yeah. So I guess, I don't know. How are you? Of course. You're in New York for a while. You're like New York. No. No, I'm not like, no, I'm in Chicago. New York is hard. I actually

know, I love New York. New York is one of the hardest places a person could live. It's exhausting. I'm kind of like subway Brooklyn vibes. But I feel like over here, it's like sweetie little streets walking around, love and life. Yeah, it's really walkable. Here's something that I have to talk about. This has happened to me. So before, I'm glad that you were late, later than you said that you're going to be. Hang on. Hold on. Because, like, I just can't believe I lived so much of my life with a garbage disposal. And I didn't even think twice. I was like, this is just a part of my life. Of course, I have a garbage disposal. And then one day, like, my life is divided into two parts, garbage disposal. And then, like, after garbage disposal,

B, G, D, and A, G, D. Sure. If we want to go biblical. It's just like, it's, it's like one day it's gone. So if you have a garbage disposal, like, they paved paradise and they put up a parking lot in my kitchen. And it is, like, so insane that I just don't have that anymore. So if you have one, like, hug it today.

Pause the, pause the video. Go put a banana peel down it. Spaghetti down. And, and, and, I miss the sound of being like, there's a fork in there you know and being like that's a song

did you know that there's a fork in there the fork in the garbage disposal ding ding ding ding ding ding no literally don't hurt yourself no

when you go down on your garbage disposal oh oh and when you're going down on your garbage disposal and and you pull that fork out and it's smooth

no one's ever ever felt more like Lindsay Lohan and Herbie fully loaded. I'm down and there I go, yeah, I found it. I fixed it. I want to get a full blown. I want to be covered in oil. I want a jumpsuit and I want it to say, uh, you fibs. Fibs garage. I pull that fork. I go, uh, ma'am, I found what was wrong. There was a fork in there. There was a fork in it. Hey, you have a handkerchief in your back pocket. A little sweat on my upper lip. Oh my God. People are going to be hiring you left and right. It's podcasting and it fails

because if this episode takes you down like we did not like what happened on that episode where he's good enough to do that kind of stuff Well I also wanted to say like Yeah say it You're taking your garbage proposals Like The government is taking your garbage disposals

What's next? You know what I Health care That's gone The honey that is gone What? We never got health I don't have an ice maker

And I think Oh, Princess Polly over here. Literally. Life is just rainbows and butterflies and ice makers. No one has an ice maker. When you live with one though and then you go back to having to get the tray out, fill it up, put it back in. I'm like, I'm in hell. I'm saying life is little luxuries and sometimes we don't have those.

I mean, I'm right now schlepping my, this is my problem with New York taking all my laundry two blocks down. I'm walking down the street underwear in hand. People are screaming at me. It is weird that you just get them your underwear. like here. Yeah, I'm like here. Take this. Please wash this. I wore this. I wore this all week. Here go. I wore one pair all week. And I like, we didn't need to know that. That's weird that I I wear underwear so little that I have lost etiquette. I was like, yeah, I wear these all week. And Maggie laughed. And I was like, oh, that's not what people do. God. If you're wearing under

all week, it's okay, but let's give it a change fast. But I understand when you have to take your laundry to a random place and you leave it there and you're like, what are they going to do? They're going to wash it. I understand, but it makes me nervous. Laundry, if you have laundry, if you have an ice maker and if you have a garbage disposal, you are a billionaire. And check that. Check that. Someone's listening to them. They're like, I can't pay my rent, but okay. I have an ice.

But you have an ice maker. You have an ice maker honey. You're living. You're in the 1%. That would be. Also, you know what? Throw this group in there. Yeah.

In unit washer dryer. That is not the same machine. Really just like. Check your privilege. Check your privilege at the door. And leave what you thought you knew. Yeah. There as well at the door.

Did you ever in college, did you have a washer dryer in your home? Yeah, it was. Jesus. You had everything. I mean, it was essentially like. You have this? It was this. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. She's gorgeous. I, uh, we had a washer dryer, but it was like the scariest part of the house because it was, uh, in the basement? No. We didn't have a basement. It's Texas. Where was it? There's a watershed down there. There's no basements in Texas?

Uh-uh. I never knew. I don't know my way around. I don't even... When people have a basement, I go, oh, how very funky. Yeah, we were like basement culture. That's crazy. I would...

We had garage. We eat garage. You were chilling in garage. People had garage too, but we were like, go down to the basement kids and run around. That's epic. I'm scared to basements, but that's just because I wasn't raised around them.

You should be. My brothers used to lock me in the basement, turn off the lights, the X-Files soundtrack. I don't know what that is. Is it the X-Files? I don't know. Oh, X-Files.

I don't know. I've heard it. I'm not familiar. I'm not familiar. I think. I am older, guys. I am in the hand.

So I'm going to be referencing things from the 1960s. That X-Files, they have this like, do-da-da-da-da-da. I'm doing it horribly. I'm not, please.

Just look it up. But they would play it and I would be bawling my eyes out. It goes, you put the fork in the garbage disposal. though. Ding, ding, ding, ding. That is a good ass song.

It's great. Yeah. The fork in the carpet. Are you being serious? I mean, so dead serious. Oh, do you think that would get us copyrighted? You've heard it too, is he? Yeah, of course.

Can we play it? Let's put the fork in the gubs. I thought you were just... That would be fun of me if I came up with that, but that's a real. Just releasing an album. Yes, here it is. I think it's a drag queen. Or they're gay.

Either way. They're doing... Oh, oh my God. The ad right now is... Michael's. Scary. Fork in the garbage disposal. Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal.

Dig, ding, ding, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. Oh, whoa. Me going. I was like, oh, that's fun, Maggie. Pretty stupid, honestly, but that's fun. It's a full performance. Oh, whoa.

Okay. My bad. Yes. No culture. No culture. No culture. No culture. Oh, my God.

How has your time in New York been? It's good. I really like it. Today I had a day out of, someone's dreams. And it's barely even started the day. I don't know. I really like, it rained today. Like, I woke up to the sound of rain, which is awesome.

And I wasn't like, I'm going to stay in bed. And, and. You're like, I'm going to get up. And I'm going to go to sitting in a coffee shop instead of it before. Like, I was in the coffee shop actually working. Oh, my God. And what were you working on? I was reading through it a script.

Okay. Which is cool. Which is cool. Which is cool. Which is cool. Which is cool. Which is cool. It was embarrassing because it was definitely, and I've been being called this a lot, because I watched 500 days of summer last night, which I want to talk about. But performative.

Oh. It was, yeah, it was genuinely, like, I was embarrassed, which is, which is crazy because we're going to go so far in the direction of performativism being so bad that it, people are going to start leaning into it, because I did it on accident. Yeah, I'm wearing a, I'm wearing this gorgeous Warby Parker frames. Yes, and I had a cable net, of course. And I have my script out, and I'm just having my script out, and I'm just. having black coffee and two poached eggs. Yeah, like, it's not a great, I might as well have a cigarette. Unlit over my ear, you know? The two poachs took it over the top. And yeah, I have a tote bag sitting next, sitting side car. Of course.

Now, like, did I ask to be that person? No, but that is like, those, all of those things are functional to me. And there is a script pulled up on my, on my iPad. Someone walks by, they go, what the hell is that guy up to? No, I mean, obviously in my, in my brain, I'm like, they are wondering. They are wondering. about to be he's about to be in Martin Scorsese's next movie. Wait, that's really high.

But did you see like there's performative male contest now? Men are going to parks. The Connor would look alike contest. Oh my God. They should be one of those. Well, there already is the whole internet. It's crazy. I find this cafe.

I actually just sent, I sent Brooke a video of it because I was like, you're joking that this was right next to my house this whole time. And I've been trying to find a spot that I could go and sit and not be constantly. And this is something that I need to work on. I'm constantly just like anxious that I don't know about going to a coffee shop.

Like maybe you're not allowed to have your laptop, whatever. I go, I sit down. This girl takes a Zoom call out loud. And she's kicked out. Like they kicked her out. It was raining. Dude, they kicked her out. You need to get out.

But obviously I order coffee. I order these two eggs. I'm like, this is amazing. 28 bucks. So I can't go back. For post A? Yeah, I think that there was a typo. No, I think that you are.

But I also don't think that there was a typo. I just want the two. I think it was like a like a and then I tipped but it was like a service fee and thank you for tipping right well I don't I think that they are paying their employees enough at the $28 mark for two

I don't know how much their eggs got maybe they're really good quality eggs did they taste high quality no oh my God I came to New York City the place we're at once and I got two what's the word hard boiled eggs thank you

What's the word? What's the word hardboiled eggs? And they gave them to me in shell. Oh, they said, you're going to work for this. We have stuff going on. Is that right? Have you ever ordered hard boiled eggs? First of all, have you ever ordered hard boiled eggs?

No. Secondly, should, are they in shell? Is this, am I, please let me know, but be nice about it, please. I'm cracking. Well, I'm scared. I'm cracking them. I'm cracking these eggs. I'm cracking these eggs.

I'm cracking these eggs. I'm cracking these eggs in New York City. There's shell in my hair. There's shell under my fingernails. There's shell in my cleavage. Hollywood producer comes up. He goes, you got, we need you in Humpty Dumpty, Queen. Sorry about that.

They're making a female version of Humpty Dumpty. Finally. We've been begging for it. Fuck. Yeah, I know. Humpty Dumpty. She fell on a lot. She her Humpty Dumpty.

She fell. She's broken. He's okay. Yes. I would slay. I'm sorry. millennial. I'm going to say slay. I would slay that role as Humpty Dumpty.

The girl version? The girl version? You are performing. Do you have a Moby Dick book? I already talked about that last week. Sorry. If you listened to this podcast, you wouldn't know. I do. I didn't listen to it last week. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh. Oh, good. I didn't listen last week and I won't

listen to this week because I can't listen to myself. Well, no worries. Because I'm sure someone's going to jump your bones about talking why they gave you your egg in the shell. I'm I've never seen, I've never seen, in recent days, I've never seen a society of people weaponized knowing a fun fact ever in my life until recently. It's like, I posted yesterday this TikTok about groceries being expensive, essentially. Yes.

One person goes, interesting, you started with hummus given the state of the state of things. I go, I'm eating hummus. Like what? I go, okay. Next, next comment. Um, yeah. Hummus is expensive because. And then they went on to explain that the, um, the.

labors that well the laborers that actually mush the chickpeas into hummus they all have arthritis and so that they have to overprice the hump they didn't say that they said something but I'm like I am not your enemy here it costs a lot of money and at the end of the day hummus is baby food and also

like you're making a joke on the app TikTok I'm having fun having fun also like I've just that that whole thing like fun facts used to be fun just that like if someone came up and said do you know why hummus is so expensive because all the people harvesting the chickpeas have arthritis. I'd say, you really? That's nuts. When you say, hey, moron, chickpeas are hard

to mush. Dumbass. Maybe if you did a little bit of research, you would know that. We're going through a hard time in the world, everyone, everywhere all at once. And they're taking it out on you and specifically your video. Of my hummus. Of your hummus. Like my bad. Hummus being $14. Yesterday, like, I don't get hummus. Humbus is not like, um, yeah. Well, I, was it good? I checked out and I did self-check at and I go, oh, there must be some mistake. I actually called the guy over. I'm just, did it charge me for like the tub? They got and all that is correct. And then

he's like, do you want me to take it off? And he did this kind of like, uh, you want me to take it off? And I could tell that. Do you want me to take this off? I could tell it was going to be like a scan his ID code, ding the bell. And I said, I just don't, you know what? Like lesson learned here. That was like when I learned how much fried, from fried.

He stands on the thing, the bell and he goes, this guy needs a Thomas taking off. This guy's poor. They ring the poor. It is hummus. The poor bell. Oh my God. Then I'm getting egged in the corner.

Hard boiled eggs to the head. You have your shirt off back to, like, back against the wall. They have to peg your back. So they wilt you. It's like that pink. Damn. Sorry. Maggie take your shirt off.

Maggie's naked and butt naked in the grocery store. I'm checking out your butt naked over there. You're like, damn, she really fell off. No, that's great. But naked, like, give me a lap dance in the corner. Like, okay, what else? That was Honey, honey

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I've had to switch grocery stores like three times because the meat is tasting a little like sponge. And like I know that no meat is real anymore. We're now in this. this is a pretty dark episode like I'm talking about how the state of the state of things we're not even and we're not even talking

with the real shit that's going now like yeah we need to talk about Taylor Swift oh honey I'm ready to talk about Taylor Swift okay cool I got a couple more things just absolutely burning a hole in my pocket okay do you want to talk about them yeah well this is relevant to you because I'm

I searched something up recently and if anyone's like listened for a while they know that I've said that I thought I was getting dumber and then it was just kind of like a funny thing I think I'm getting dumber. I think I'm getting dumber. But then I realize my attention span is getting a little bit lower. And I didn't realize that until someone that I hadn't seen in a while was telling me about their new job.

And in my head, I was like, I wish I could 2X this. So I, because I want to hear what you do for work now, but I really don't need, like, so slow. I kind of wanted to two-x it. And I wanted to kind of get, do something, do a chore while they, while I listen to what they say. Yeah. And then. But I also think in general, I don't really, unless it's a really cool job, I, I, I don't really care.

No, I'm going to forget as soon as I walk away. I work as a business analyst at the corporate museum for Feth. Actual. Yeah, growth.com. Well, same day, I heard a car crash and I turned and I saw it and I was like, I want to rewind. Now that's fucking twisted. Yeah, so there's been some things. So then I didn't even type that in.

I've just voiced it in my head being a little concerned. I'm a little concerned by, like, I also saw someone else say I just was about to go to sleep and I was watching TikToks and I was sad and I wish that I could still watch them while I was in my eyes behind my eyes while I was falling asleep. And she goes, whoop, they got me. They got me. They got me. Time to read a book, which is why. So I don't know if it's from like me talking about it on the podcast or my my recent spike in interest in reading. Yeah. That hasn't really, hasn't really kick started yet, quite yet. But I actually did read half of Brooks book over the weekend. You told me it's amazing.

It's really good. And half a book over the weekend is really impressive for me. So I'm going to pass. I'm going to kiss my brain. But my whole FYP right now is like, hey, I'm a social psychology major and we're studying this. And our brains actually, they don't devolve. They evolve into, because in the past we've needed long-term memory for survival. But like the more we consume short-form.

video, the more our brain rewires to be like, I only need to know this much. I don't need to go to X right now. Yeah, I know. No, I'm repeating something for me. No, I don't even know if that made sense. But then you did. You took a month off your phone. Yeah, it changed.

It was life changing. It was really tough because I wanted to send you TikToks and stuff. And it wasn't, I'd be in the room and be like, I hate this example, but I'd be like, six, seven or something. You'd be like, what are you talking about? But it made me feel, I was like, oh, the actual world that I'm operating in where the brain rot situation where I'm trying to have a joke with you and you're like yeah I've been out I've been kind of outside I know but a lot of people I think are like that you know me being fully off wasn't like the norm like normally people would jump in with you and that is community we yeah I think it's fun when we all know the same thing I think it's fun when we all know we're like making a reference me trying to think of one reference right now like Tim Dylan if he listened to the last 30 seconds of this podcast he would clip it and he would have a hey day he could do 30 minutes on the last 30 seconds You go, you go, that's community.

When we know the same thing. When we know the same thing, yes. That is community, guys. That is. Come on. That's why when I walked outside earlier and everyone kind of has Halloween decorations, I go, if you want to unite everybody, add more holidays, you guys.

Add more themed holidays. Everyone's in on it. Yeah. I got these pumpkins. Let's start, like everyone really go off on the ones we have. And then we can add more. Maybe they'll add more as a treat for us for being, for being good.

Yes. I'm showing up to Halloween parties and there's like seven people in the corner. I'm going, where's your Halloween costume? They're like,

oh, I, uh, get a Halloween costume. If you're, if you don't have one, get one, start thinking about it and get one. You'd be humpty,

dumpy, she heard. You could be that. You go out with your shell on. Come on, come on, honey. Get that. Again,

get cracked. Oh my God. Get cracked. Oh my God. Get cracked. That's a term that I'm not liking and I really, like I hate that I said it.

Do people say that? Yeah. cracked is like the new get cracked. Like I don't know how to explain get cracked. It's sexual. It's in nature.

Yeah, it's sexual. Like I'm getting cracked tonight. I'm getting cracked. Yeah. And it kind of gets like when people say that I go. Honey, I haven't been cracked since 1993. That's kidding.

That worked. I didn't mind that as much. But when someone said like our Starbucks a barissa must have gotten cracked last night because look at how much caramels in my cup. I go, do you not feel gross? Typing that out.

Like, that's just... Okay, I'm loving that, actually. You're liking it? Wow. Shout out to the extra caramel. Whoa. I'm going, I'm going Mormon mode over here. I don't like that.

I'm going to stick with soaking. Thanks. Yeah, no, thank you. Don't crack me. Just soak. I don't like my Starbucks breaches cracked. I'll tell you that. No, I do.

Yeah. I want my day. Yeah, hell yeah. Absolutely. On the, on the FYP thing again, before we even move on. Do you know the Sora thing that came out? Wow, I'm hearing this podcast and it's turning into like, no.

It's turning into like... I'm scared of that. One of those think pieces. Sora. Okay, I was scared of it too because... Every video is... The weird thing is... So Sora is that AI...

I bet everyone already knows, but if you don't... I didn't know what it was in time. But it's all AI videos. You type in a prompt, and then it makes a video based on that problem. And it's so real-looking. And so it's a whole app.

And the weird thing is, if you're just in the app, the good part is it kind of takes away the fear that, like, is this AI? because it's all AI, you know, so that kind of takes that out away. Now, I was scared. This is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Jake Paul and James Charles doing collab pieces.

And Jake Paul goes going, period. I was like, this is actually the best thing ever. But you see Jake Paul and James Charles doing makeup videos, and then you scroll and you see MLK Jr. practicing that I have a dream speech in the mirror. And I was like, okay, this seems, this is kind of whack. I really don't like this. And also, Jake Paul sue,

I don't think I care about what he does, but can he sue like? I don't, I mean, he would have to sue Sam Altman or something, whoever made Sora. And I think it is open AI. Oh my God.

No, that's really scary. But it's like these people that are making these videos that are like, James Charles and, and Jake Paul get ready with me. That's the reason it's 80 degrees in October, by the way. Like,

that is funny, but it's like kind of not worth it because I want to wear a sweater, you know? I would, yeah, I would love. I've been wearing a skirt. And if I had jeans on, this whole pod would be different right now. I'm drenched sweat. I do feel good, though.

No, this window now is really doing the damn thing. Yeah, because it's cloudy. So it's supposed to replace, like, TikTok, like, you're just scrolling, but it's all AI. So you can't even, like, connect with, like, oh, my God, I'm talking about connection and community again. This is, we've taken, we've taken several turns and it's always come back to connection and community, which is great. That's the theme of today.

I really want to decorate my stoop. Because these people are all decorating their stoop. Yes. Pumpkin. You know what's sad? What? Oh, this is dark. Today's a dark one. But I don't feel dark.

I feel good. I feel good. Nothing convinces someone where you're like, no, I feel good. No, I'm actually fun. Mentally, I'm totally fine. I did get a message today that said, people are worried about you. Are you serious?

Yeah, you're not alone. Someone thinks you might need extra support right now and ask this to help. I'm good. I feel good. Yeah, I feel good. good. I went on a walk, found a cafe today. Oh my performativeness in already today. Like, I feel great. Well, you know what? Maybe people needed to know. Now they know, he is okay.

If you didn't know, now you know. Um, but what I realized about decorating my soup, I was like, I really want to go get some pumpkins or maybe a scarecrow. Scarrow is actually, they're a little too scary for me. They work on crows and me. Because they do, they give me the heby-jeebies. Why? Because they're just kind of guys. Yeah. They're just guys at the end of the day. Don't put me in a room with a scarecrow. I am opposite. If you want to hang out, let me know. I'm always looking to hang out with a scarecrow.

You have a type. Yeah. Men that scarecrows. Scary men who can't talk. That reminds me of wicked also. It reminds me of like at Gein or whatever his name is. Are you watching that? Yeah.

I just started. It's actually, they made him look freaky. Yeah, it's actually so upsetting that I kind of wish I wouldn't started it. The fact that Addison Ray is so great. Is she good? She's great. Yeah, she's really good. I really wanted to go to the concert in New York, but I didn't go. I didn't know about it. What I was going to say about decorating my stoop, sorry. I'm sorry. I wanted to get some pumpkins. Sometimes Addison Ray takes over. But then I realized, like, I wouldn't even be able to post a picture of it. And then I was like, I kind of don't even want to decorate it now. How sad?

Why can't you post the photo? Oh, because it's your house. It would just be like my address. Yeah. People would be here so fast. No, you could, um, you could send it to, you could send it in a group chat. Like my mom. Yeah, that would be good. Yeah, that would maybe scratch that it

it. Send it to Brooke send it to me. We'll give it a heart. We'll like it. And we'll be like, this is awesome. We got to call Brooke.

Oh my gosh. I forgot. Whenever you want. I'm going to give Brooke a call. Do you have anything else to talk about? Um, a lot, but not right now.

Okay. No, I'm kidding. Brooke. She's a girl. If I hold it up, can you guys, can you guys hear when I do this?

Okay. Nice. Ciao. Hi, Brooke. Ciao. How are you, Mama? I'm so good. Thanks for being the aunt that stepped up while Mama's away.

Of course. I said Mama needs her, you know, Mama needs her rest and relaxation, which is traveling to a wedding. Mama needed her rest. Even though she's fully traveling. Are you getting married or who's getting married? Am I getting married? I'm kidding. Just in general?

Yeah. Who's getting married? Oh, my friend. I love that. Mm-hmm. I had a wedding last weekend. and then I have one this weekend. And so I just got really overwhelmed with travel.

And Maggie, you graciously agreed to step up to the plate. So really appreciate that. Yeah, that would have been like an insane amount of back and forth. Yeah. Cape Cod, Philly. Well, we're missing you. I overestimated myself. Well, I'm missing you as well.

And also just like, well, I'm thinking about it. I'll be in studio for the next. three episodes in LA. So we have like, and we're, and we're doing, can I, we're also doing a YouTube video.

Ah! With, yeah, we have a lot going on. With Tristan Chan. Oh my God. Next week. I love their podcast.

It's gonna be very fun. You guys are getting such a tree. I'm very excited. A little girl like me. Oh. Yeah. In the big city. What has,

what have y'all talked about so far? We honestly, we've been, it's been like, it's been, it's been, it's been, A little dark.

One word, amazing. Yeah. One word amazing. I'd say if two words, it's been all about community. Ooh. I said community one time and now I'm getting ripped a shred. We talked about eggs. We talked about eggs.

We talked about community. We talked about the implications of leaning so much on artificial intelligence and the effects on the human brain. Yeah. You name it. We've covered it. We haven't gotten to. Yeah. That's all amazing topics.

We haven't gotten to Taylor Swift. That might be a good thing for you to, if you want to do you. Have you have you Dave and in yet? Yeah, I'm so confused why so many people hate it so much. I am too. Me three.

I really enjoy the ones that I've listened to. I like opalite because it sounds like they would sing it on glee. Yes, they would have hardcore. They would have bleed that. And that might, oh, I like father figure. What's happening to me is that I am seeing on TikTok the songs as edits.

of like the songs play over edits of like characters that I love. So there will be like, the Ophelia one to like Akitar characters. And I'm like, well, yeah. Yeah. This is now like an Akitar song. And so I love it. You're getting Pavlov dogged. Exactly.

There's going to be, can I, am I allowed to say this? There's going to be one of you guys to ruin the friendship. And I hope you guys know that's coming. What? I'm looking forward to it. You know there is. Yeah, no, I forgot that was the name of a song for a second. I'm kind of scrolling.

waiting for it. I don't think I've listened to that one yet. Kayla will be on it in a heartbeat. Yeah, we need to ruin the friendship. And you can make one of me, you know, solo.

Caleb, please, please, please make one of Maggie. Aunt Maggie, maybe what is it? What's the closest song to like auntie vibes?

I, I think, yeah, what's an auntie song? Let me sit on it. Fork in the garbage disposal. Ding, ding, ding, ding,

ding, ding. That would actually be bad ass. I don't know that song. So I had, I had the boys over. I had H3 over. I had H3 over. And then we were watching baseball.

And then it dropped because we were on YouTube. And it was like, hey, heads up. Breaking News. Taylor Swift album dropped. We listened to it. I was like, this is fun. Yeah. And it's fun.

I think what I saw a headline that says is Taylor Swift too happy to make good music. And I think, and it was crazy because I was like, it's weird for me to be like, and there's people online clearly just very. just visually Taylor Swift fans, you can tell. And they're just number one haters. And it's just because it's different for you. And I think it's going to be one of those things where in six months from now they're going to be like,

oh, wait, it was good. They're already coming around. It's just different. And I think that we hold Taylor Swift to a higher standard than other artists. And I'm going to say, I'm going to give an example, and this is not representative of my view for these people. But if Demi Lovato would have come out with these songs,

we would be like, nice, good job for getting back in the studio. For example. Oh, yeah. Debbie Mavato's taking strays today. No, I'm kidding. Well, I liked her new stuff too. I like Stone Cold. She's new stuff.

I think people are just, I like disappointed in like the lyric. The lyrics. Yeah, everybody really, really wants her to go back to folklore and it's like, she ain't going back there. She ain't coming back there. It was an era. It was an era.

It was an era. We are in a different era right now. Yeah. Yeah. Changes. But yeah, lyrically, it's not great. But I personally am somebody that most of the time I enjoy listening for just like, the beat and the melody most of the time.

And so that's, that's fine with me for this one. And me, and me too. And also me. I, I, I, I, I, I just want to zone out and, you know. Yeah, I had a, I had a great time with it. I think it's, like, fun, happy upbeat. I also listen to lyrics and I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like the lyrics. I think they're funny.

And I, I like that. The only one that I was like, oh, this, I could pass on these lyrics was the eldest daughter one. Yeah. Yeah. And she was like in the same breast, like, I'm not a savage, I'm a bad bitch, whatever. I was like, oh, that's hard.

But then I saw the video explanation of her being like, well, this is just like how an eldest sister would talk, like I'm trying to relate kind of to the youth, like millennial cringe. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I get it. Yeah. But also sometimes, I also think that songs shouldn't like necessarily have to be explained.

I don't know. Who gives a fuck? I don't. I don't. Does that make sense? because it was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that's a really great. Um, makes a lot. Yes, that is correct. Um, yeah. I,

I, I, I saw that like, like, like an intellect, but I saw that right away. I was like, this is just like who she,

that is how she taught. Yes. She, she makes a video to like a sexy red song in that arena with her cat and turns around like, things I did that. And it's like, it's very,

it's a millennial. Yeah. Yeah. He is millennial. People are expecting her to be someone else. It's like, she, draw the cat, I'm sharp enough to kill a man. Like, that's, that's, that's, that's, really good point. Yeah. So anyways, all. And it is, and it can be, it is a little bit tough for me to listen to that one, but in a way that I can push past it. Yes.

And I will. And I will. Yeah. Um, okay, well, well, said across the board, we're three for three. We're fans. That's crazy. We are life of show girl. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a, uh, It's a misconception that I'm like not a Taylor Swift fan and that's not the case. I'm just like, I think everyone's really used to me being like obsessed with things, which is so fair. But I like Taylor Swift and I'm just not obsessed with her, which I think is what gives people pause. Yeah, you got, I'm kind of a stand of like all the pop girls. Like you can't pair them against each other for me. I love that, Madge.

Try it. Just give it a try because I'm not going to take it. Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Moggs will be knocking at your door. You are not going to pit these girls against each other, punk. Nice try when I'm here. Get in the basement.

Yeah, I'm putting them in two corners. I'm making them work it out on the remix. Sorry, Charlie. No, you know one of my year's resolutions was support more women. Oh, my God. You're doing it right now. Yeah. Yeah, I am.

Letting me be here. You're doing it. Let's all support more women this rest of this year. Let's give it our best shot. Yeah, let's give it our best shot. shot to support women. It is October, which is, no, that's not women's history.

I don't, I think it's actually breast cancer awareness. Never mind. Is it? In Halloween. Let's like do a shout out to whatever it is. It is breast cancer awareness month. Why doesn't it say in my calendar? They're not supporting women on your calendar.

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That's even, that's great. Another classic. Yeah. That is something good one. It's kind of cold in Philly. So I was like, what feels right to me? And what came into the noggin was James and the Giant Peach. Can you remind me why the Peach was giant?

Magic. I can't. I'll be able to after I see it. I don't remember much. All I remember is that I wanted to eat it. Yeah. One of my most. I think he lives inside the Peach.

I think it's a, I think it's a referendum on Moby Dick. I really do. He leaves his crazy ants to live in the peach. Just double check for me, Brooke. I think it is a bono be dick adjacent because he does end up in the belly of the peach. And how did the peach get that big? You're going to have to let us know. I will let you know.

I do want to say one of my most viral tweets was about James and the giant peach. Do want to hear it? What was the tweet? Yeah. Oh, here comes James and his giant fucking peach. Thank you guys. Love for love and support. That's a real laugh from Brooke.

That was really good. If Brooke laughs like that, that means like she genuinely like that would. That means the world to me. Thank you. Yeah, no, I'm really, that is, that was a genuine laugh. Here comes James and his giant fucking peach again. Here he is. No, I love the spider in that. She is, she is serving.

She's like sexy, sexy. Yes, yes. Isn't she in a beret? I don't know, I'm imagining that. Yes, I think. Have I seen this movie? The two ants? They're like, get in there.

That is a spider. Oh. I don't remember the Pacific. That's a good Halloween costume. I'm going to be that for Halloween. The spider looks like something from Courage to Cowardly Dog, which I don't like. Oh, I like Courage to Cowardly Dog. Don't come from Miss Spider.

We're separate supporting women. Oh. I didn't. I said I'm going to give it by Mest Shot. I didn't totally agree. Look at her. I did not promise anything. Yeah.

There are exceptions to every rule. I did not make any promises. I don't know. I don't know the intentions of Miss Spider, but I'm not 100% on board. She helps James. Don't worry. She's like, honey. I got you.

I'll be your father figure. I'll drink that brown liquor. That's Taylor. Yeah, I know. Oh, okay. I listened to the album in full. I actually haven't even listened to full yet. I lied.

I don't know why I did. Sorry. But I skipped around because I only had the, I only had the boys' attention for a couple minutes, you know. The boys are back in town. Oh, yeah. There's no way. You know, my favorite song is?

What? What? Speaking of supporting women, My new favorite song is Where's My husband I think Ray is like the most amazing woman That I've ever seen and heard Yes you have

We'll listen to it in the bone And I'd like the ring I would like a ring I would like a tiny right Yes You know what I mean You're right I have heard it yes I first saw a tweet about where is my husband

And it said Ray's where is my husband is And everyone was like Wait where is he missing because it didn't they didn't they didn't quote it I didn't know it was a sign I was like oh she she's tweeting where is my husband I was like yikes you gotta find this guy I go yikes she seemed so classy and she lost her husband that's scary for her come home keep your drama inside the inside the home inside the peach gone girl keep your keep your drama inside the peach if you know you know if you know oh my god you guys I just got an alert authorities have arrested a suspect I'm in the palisades five after a nine-month investigation. What? Somebody started the Palisades fires.

I mean, I said that 400 times, so I wouldn't take a little bit of credit there. Do you know who it was? Oh, my God. No, but I had a friend on the hike where the, my favorite hike, where the fire started, and she said that these people ran, sprinted down past her. And then she got in her car and 10 minutes later, the fire alert happened. What was there? It was Kylie.

Why? Why are they trying to do? Was it Skull Rock Trailhead? No. Oh. Oh. Oh, but there were several fires, so. He lit a trash can on fire.

That doesn't sound like, that doesn't sound like what I'm thinking of, but that's annoying. You can't be setting trash cans on fire. It's, there's a time and a place to set a trash can on fire, and it's not ever. You know you should light on fire? A candle. Oh, burn. Yeah. Literally burn.

Yeah. Do you have any more updates for us, Ms. Brooke? Oh, I wish. Oh, how I wish I did. Oh, how I wish. Well, do you... Oh, how I wish? How was last weekend's wedding?

I'm glad that you got to update everyone on Lindsay's Love Ventures on Snapchat. That was nice. Oh, did you like that? Yeah, it was nice. It was like catching up on a season of a show that I had just watched. Yeah, we've got to get Lindsay. So for those of you that missed it, Because I think I only spoke about it.

Oh, and bonus, yeah. Yeah, Lindsay is one of my best friends from growing up who is just like truly the most unique individual and has a passion for traveling in languages. So she speaks about eight languages fluently, but they're all like kind of unique languages, like even like for like a lot of like specific dialects of certain villages because she travels and then she usually finds an international lover. Right. We all do. And then like kind of learns the culture and the language of the lover. And that kind of becomes her thing. Like the way that like some people obsess over celebrities,

like Lindsay obsesses over like culture. Wait, she's amazing. Wait, Brooke, this is a reference for you. I speak six languages. What's that reference? It's a musical. Come on. Spelling bee?

I don't know it. Spelling bee? No, I haven't seen spelling me. Oh, you would love it. I know. I would. Bobrick, you would have loved spelling bee. I would have loved spelling bee.

I didn't have to see it. I didn't have to see it. I've seen Akila and the B. That's close enough to a spelling bee. Wow. She's not, no, you need to get her on this pod because she sounds incredible.

Like, I fall in love with cultures too. That's why I can't wait to move to Minneapolis and find a lover with a basement because I wasn't raised around basement culture. Lindsay, she works in like nonprofit law and human rights. She's like a good person.

She's like an extremely good and like the most intelligent person that I know. And so she was working at an NGO in like a very small remote Indian village and developed a relationship with the village basket lever. Yeah. I know a little bit about that now. And so we were giving an update on Lakshmi, the basket lever. And yeah, so that was that. I would like to get Lindsay on the podcast. I think that would be interesting.

And she has a very long presentation. on her Google drive of all the women and cultures and that she's been with and experience. It's really amazing and enlightening. That could be really nice. Who did she end up marrying? She's not married. Oh, I thought it was her wedding.

She's moving to London. Oh, no, different wedding. Lindsay is moving to London, yeah. But Lindsay will be it. Lindsay and I are Brise me in the wedding. Oh, okay. It's our other childhood friend. Yeah.

Well, that's just fabulous. Where's the wedding this weekend? The wedding this weekend is like an hour outside of, an hour and a half outside of Philly. Come on. Fun. Yeah, I think you would love it. I know. I'll get up there.

One day we'll have to go to, it's like in the country. So that's, and it's very beautiful. Oh, maybe a writer's retreat when we work on our rom-com. Yes. Post some picks of your bridesma's dress. Yeah. Wait to see. Okay.

Yeah. We're all, we're on the same dress. And stuff like that. And stuff like that. I can't wait. I'll give it a like. That would be really sweet. Of course.

I'm supporting women. I miss you both and Maggie. Thank you again. And I'll see everyone in stewed next week. So much. Peace out. Love you so much. Love you.

Don't hesitate to, you know, let me know if any more questions or anything like that. Okay. Okay. Love you. Asie says hi too. You can tell it in her eyes. Hi, Izzy's with the, With the boys.

Yeah. Is he's in suit with the boys. Well, yeah. No, like she's saying she's like with my cats. Oh, the cats. Oh, the boys. I love the boys. My bad.

I was like, yeah, she's totally in the studio with the boys. Yes, very good. Very good. She's surrounded by that. That's insane. Thank you for letting me know. By the way, Izzy was absolutely silent when we all agreed to support women this year.

Oh, and she still is. You know what? No worries. We'll skim right past that. I can vouch for Izzy. She's a good person. She's a good person. Thank you.

And we'll leave it there. Okay, Brooke, have fun. Enjoy James and his peach. And his giant fucking peach. Love you. Love you. Love you. Bye.

Bye. Oh, perfect girl. I can't believe she was able to give a 17 minutes pre-peach. She really did the damn thing. I would be way too horned up if I knew a peach was on its way to my eyes. What the hell? If you knew her, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get horny for the movie James and the giant peach?

Oh my God. Yeah, different strokes for different folks. James and his giant fucking peach and that spider woman for me. I got to call the cops. Yeah. I think that that is such a, you should watch it. It's a good Halloween movie. It's kind of spooky.

It's Halloween? I have definitely never seen, I've read the book. It's not Halloween. No, no, it's not Halloween. But I think it's a good movie. Do you like spooky scary movies? Well, no. I don't like scary movies.

So I need something's a little spooky. And this is like, I don't like, the ants. What's the guy with that's all the everyone, like all the characters look like um see it's a little spooky it's like unsettling yeah it looks like if i did shrooms and saw this image i would cry yeah i would think i was above yeah i don't like this at all no this is not for me and that's okay you like coralline that's what i was going to say once you start getting into character the all the characters that look like um i love coralline

like um like um like kind of like kind of image chamber lennie i kind of like lose i get a little I don't like, um... Oh, you know what? That would be fun. Instead of aunt, I'm the other mother. You know other mother? No, I don't know other mother. That's other mother.

She's the bad one. So when I come on, I'm the other mother. Yeah. Other mother's here. She's bad. And you're, she's, but she's bad in a bad way. She and your dad who he, um, he plays the piano. Of course he does.

Making up songs about Corolla. Wait, what do you like Tim Burton and or no? No, that's what I was trying to get to. I couldn't remember. His name. Whoever named Tim Burton was absolutely right. Yeah, they went off. That is Tim Burton.

Tim Burton's mom and dad, shout out. He really, uh, Corp. Can I see what Tim Burton looks like, please? I, I, if he, I'm going to scream. Oh! No, that's actually perfect. But his hair is really perfect.

That's Tim. He kind of looks like. He didn't have a great goobler, like in, in his future, kind of. in a huge way. Do you have a thing where you have to say the words Matthew Great Grubler every podcast? And it's like a pain. Drink every time they say Matthew Great Grubler. MG sponsors the podcast to keep his name in the press.

And we're killing it. Good job. Do you like Nightmare for Christmas? No, I don't like this kind of thing, this vibe. What's this? What's this? There's something in the air. Oh, damn.

Some people think. Hey. Yo, yo, relax, polar bear. Oh, look at that. My nieces and nephews are obsessed. Zero, the dog. Dress Max up for Halloween. I will.

I'm going to see him, actually, because I'm going to be in Boston. If you're coming to my shows in Boston over Halloween, and we are dressing up. We are dressing up. Maybe I'm going to be my spider, I think. Do you think that's fun? Yeah, Maggie, I'm sorry I said my show.

Our shows in Boston. It's your show. It's called fibs and friends. Well, me and my friends have a show and it is dress up and we're all going to be dressed as fuck up. And it's going to be really fun. Do whatever you feel is right. I haven't figured out what I'm going to be yet. But it's going to be really fun.

Yeah, maybe I'll bring a little treat for some good costumes. I don't know what. Oh, a little prize would be fun. Candy, maybe. Did you hear that? I just spilled all over. Yeah, you did. You pissed yourself.

They're soaked. Go piss, queen. I'm wearing a bathing suit. so that's totally fine. Is that real? I'm like in a waterpour. I don't like look. I'm like looking down and I'm like, don't look.

Yep, babe, all real. So, um, did you, well, I was going to, well. Say it. Okay, I just got to get this off my chest. Okay. Jennifer Anison is dating a hypnotist. Okay, there. I addressed it.

I didn't know that was real. Let me see him. Unless I dreamed that I saw this. Jim Curtis. Jim Curtis. Is dating Jim Curtis. A hypnotist. You've previously married.

and she shares a teenage son with his ex. What? Yeah. Oh, he's high. I see how he's a hypnotist. He can hypnotize me. I'm right now like... By the way, if you look up a picture of Jim Curtis.

Yeah, that's a... Yeah, you're going to want to look up a picture of him Curtis. You're going to want to pull up a picture of Jim Curtis and, hey, if you're driving, pull over. You're going to want to save image. And if you're in public, go ahead and head. home. This is not safe for work. What kind of hypnotist has head shots

like this? This guy looks like Bradley Cooper. They have to have head shots. They need... Bradley Cooper and what's his face? The other one that's Bradley Cooper and also... And also... Bradley Cooper, someone that looks like Bradley Cooper. And also George Clooney. That's... It looks like a combo of all of them.

George Clooney. George Clooney. He, honey. Damn. He hypnotized her writer. He was like Jennifer Anderson, you will be in love with me. No, yeah, he just looked at her. I was like, hey. I went to a hypnotist once. He was ugly as hell.

And he tried to hypnotize, whoa, he tried to hypnotize me and it didn't work. And then he said my brain was weak. Isn't it opposite? Yeah, I'm actually I'm actually more prone to being hypnotized because I'm, I'm slow. But that was the worst moment of my life.

I want to know if it's, I know everyone's, says that it's not real hypnotized. But sometimes I see him like, well, then did this girl know how to Irish step dance before this? Because I don't think she did. You think young girls are getting hypnotized into Irish step dancing? There's a huge uprising in young women right now. They're all Irish step dancing.

And I think maybe Jim Curtis might be up to it. His man, Jim. He's getting the girls back dancing. Jim Curtis's number one mission is to get young women in America to Irish step dance. And it's disgusting. My needs just started it. Jim Curtis only wants one. thing and it's disgusting.

I need to call her because what if she met up? She's only six foot motive. She met up with him. I don't like this. I don't like this. There I said it. I don't like this. I don't know how.

Honey, I love this. Come on over. Jim Curtis. Please welcome to the stage. Jim Curtis. Come on, Jim. Come on, Jim.

Come on. To camera, Jim. He's behind them. He's hypnotizing us the whole time. We bring Jim out and all of a sudden like half, half of our listeners just start tap dancing. Tap or Irish? Irish.

Taping's not Irish tap. Okay, I never thought about it like that. You wearing tap shoes, but you're doing Irish dance. Yeah, a lot of people. You know a lot of my family Irish dances. And one of my cousins, Sarah or Bridgett, frick, Sarah, she was like, she, like, competed for, like, best Irish dancer in the world. I had no idea.

So eat that, Jim Curtis. Hey, fuck you, Jim Curtis. You think you can, you think you can come from my family? show your extremely chiseled, handsome face, great hair line and eyebrows. And your salt and pepper. And yeah. Keep your actual,

your absolute musky sex driver out of this studio. And yeah, you're with Jennifer Anderson. And how tall? And how tall is he? And how tall are you, Jim? Yeah,

can we get that? And if he's over six height and he is, what is Jim? Curtis is chronic illness. Oops. Oh, they really don't want us to know. Yeah, it's okay.

I didn't realize he was dealing with something chronic. What illness? Is he dead? I think there's a baseball player named Jim Curtis too. Oh, this photo. He looks good, honey.

Oh, my God. The act, they went to Mallorca. Mallorca. Fuck. Sorry, Maggie. That's the end of the episode. I'm poor. I'm poor.

Bye guys. Is that a cool place to go? I don't know. It's in Spain or something. Oh, I'd love to go. It's okay. He's a wellness pioneer author and hypnotist,

which is completely fine to be. He's tall enough. He's a multi-hyphenate. He doesn't need to be tall. Oh, God, good for Jim. That's the best thing. Wait, can you? Oh, wait, we act out.

That's okay. No, no, no. It's, we don't even need. What were you thinking? We don't even need. I was just going to read. He continued through hypno-realizations. I not only transformed my health, anxiety, and relationships.

I've helped thousands of others break free from their past and patterns to create an entirely new reality full of connection, community, and love. And it's all come back to connection, community and love. I've changed my tune a little bit. Jim, you're welcome here. any time you can even sit on my lap. Jim, come on over, please. You're invited to every family party now.

That is crazy. You're coming to Thanksgiving, Jim. You don't even need to bring gin. Gin? I don't, who gives a fuck? Jim, don't, Jim, bring gin. She's stroking out. She's stroking off right now.

I'm stroking off. Maggie's completely stroking herself off right now in the studio. First time I'm naked in the grocery right now. It's just, it's been an absolute. Hussy on this episode. I apologize if you're watching on YouTube. Maggie, put those away.

My hands. Put that hand away, man. Put your hands away, please. Oh my God. Like, I'm Irish dancing, because you don't have your hands up when you're dancing. Did you have a dress code in like young, in like grade school and high school too, too, I guess? No, well, I went to Chicago public school, so they were just like, don't, you know, look too crazy. They didn't let, guys couldn't have any facial hair. Could you grow that? What?

grade? I couldn't, but there were some people. I was like, are you not 22? What's up, guys? I'm in eighth grade. Well, because football was like a big deal in our high school. So it was like, it wouldn't shock me if there were some people. Yeah.

Yeah. There was one dude. His name was Brian and he had a full goatee and mustache. And I was like, that is crazy. Because at that point, I'm growing, I mean, right now, I haven't shaved in 11 days. Zoom in. Come on. If you look, even from the side.

But, like, Brian might be a little. Ryan would have to bring a razor to school because he would grow so much during that school day that he would have to shave. And they would pull him out of class. You have to shave. Brian was like, and like what kind of regime was I in in high school where they were like pulling people out to shave their lip? Wait, why? They just wanted everyone to clean?

Yeah, but it was public school. No one looked clean. But also a beard and like you can look really. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. So for girls and guys, but you had to, you couldn't wear shorts or, anything that if you put your hands down, your fingertips couldn't go past it. When I was in high school, we had uniforms.

I went to all-girl Catholic high school. Thank you. And you had to your skirt. But we were comfy. Like we had comfy-ass uniforms. I missed those. You had uniforms? In high school.

Okay. Me saying regime and uniformity being evil. But like I think that if all school, well, I guess you have to have... But mine wasn't like, we were sloppy. We would wear buns like we were sloppy. Mighty Macs shot out. we would wear buns. How many times can I say it?

We get it. You wore buns. Jesus. But I, you couldn't wear, you had to wear sleeves on your shirt. You couldn't wear tank top or anything. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I think other stuff. You couldn't have, you couldn't have like, fuck you written on your shirt, which was random. Sucks because that's what I want to wear to school.

Fuck you. Fuck this place. Fuck the math teacher. Sorry. Did you, you went to you. Everything okay? No.

I was bad at math. So it's like I'm having PTSD about it. Really bad at math. Still I am. Don't give me an equation, please. I know you're thinking about one. I know. I know quadratic.

Yeah. No, Pythagorean theorem. So I, this is pissing me off, okay, a little bit because like Instagram's releasing it like a new feature called rings. It's going to affect 11 people, maybe. It's an award, right? It's an award for the most impactful creators worldwide. It's just funny because, like, I know that like,

I'm trying to think if he's going to, it's going to be the people that are like, if I don't, if I don't get a ring next year, my whole career is over. That's all I have to say. I mean, like Tom Brady is going to get a, like I'm saying,

Tom Brady's getting a ring. Yeah, it's going to be like, that's my biggest competition. Who are these people right now? Like, Mark Jacobs. Yeah.

Grace, Wales, Boner. Sorry. Alana mayor. Yeah. I mean, these aren't creators.

These are people, this is like literally just like a regular award. Like, regular awards. And the ring just goes over your profile picture like if you have a close friend's story up or something. So it's just separating us even more than we don't need this. It's separating the

community. This is now a class class issue. What happened to community? Now they're having class. They're going if you don't have a ring you're disgusting. You're foul. You can't afford $14 hummus. You can't even dream of a world where you could afford $14 hummus. But this is like I think if they would have just

not let people purchase verification. Now this is just like a purchase. I think that's what this is. It's like now it's going to be like, look at all these people. You have rings to. They've, they're, they're in our group. Doesn't make any sense. Adam is a buddy of mine.

Hey, Adam. What does you do? He's like the head of Instagram. And I, he'll have a ring. He posts almost every single day. Well, if he owns Instagram. He's the head of Instagram. I don't know if he owns it.

But these are, oh, these are the judges. Okay. bad. Oh, we're actually dragging the judge. Oh, damn, my bad. Shit, wait, hang on. Hang on, hang on. Love this crew that they put together. This is a crew full of impact, full of love, full of community. I love their work. I love what they do. None of them follow me. I'm not going to get a right. Eva Chin. Beautiful. Love your work. Alana, Lana, let's wrap this up. I, uh, I love this idea. I think it's great. And I love Instagram. I love Instagram.

I love all the rich guys. I am with you. I love... Send me money you guys have. Yeah, please send me some. I want to ring. Like, I'll be honest. This is something that, like,

I'm going to talk so much shit about, and then I'm going to get one and be like, it's actually, like, I'm an impactful creator. And, like, this is something that is really valuable to me. And, like, I appreciate it because of how much work I put in. The second you get a ring, unfollow. No, the second I get a ring, I'm going to act like I don't know anybody.

Yeah. You already do. Oh, I'm joking. You put my down, like, damn. Who's texting you? The government? Yeah, who is it?

My landlord. Yeah, she's still here. She's squatting, I think. And I ain't leaving. Yeah, you can send them up whenever. Yeah, she's just sitting here. I'm staying. Me and the deer, honey.

No one knows that's there. So, thanks. What, you've never mentioned the giant deerhead. Everyone only sees one way because of the camera, the angle of the camera. But you don't talk about your surrounding? No. Yeah, there's a deerhead.

I didn't shoot the deer. I got it. Someone had it and they were like, do you want this deer head? I don't think anyone thinks you shot the deer. Okay. Well, what if I... Do it not seem like I could chew a deer? No.

I couldn't. No. If I'm eye-to-eye with a deer, I'm like, that is really cool. And it looked at me and I think that maybe it means that I'm God. Yeah, I'm chasing it in a way around me. If I make eye contact with any animal in the world, I could make eye contact with a roly holy, I'd be like, something about me is different than everyone else. Yeah, I'm connected.

And I know this animal chose me, and I'm going to walk around the rest of the chin up a little bit higher than normal. Snow white. And I'm going to walk past me and be like, you don't get it. Like that pigeon really like locked eyes with me on a wavelength that I don't think that you can understand. And I'm on my way to buy $14 hummus right now. And we're reading.

To share with a rat that looked at me for a moment. and we shared him on it. We figured it out. So I'm remaking Humpty Girl. You're remaking Snow White Boy. Snow White. Boy. He, him.

Because they just made one, which I didn't see it. Sorry. But it was with girl. And now they need to make one boy. It was with girl. Now they make one with boy. I want to be Snow White Boy. I want to be Hummed Jim White Boy.

If I start campaigning to be Snow White Boy, no one say a word. I want nothing but just unbridled support, please. Conner Wood. is snow white boy Connor would this this spring Connor would never never got in a call back in his life

is snow white boy I'm asleep the whole show and then the end that's sleeping beauty connor wood is sleeping handsome boy I'm snotty he is so tired

because he took a melatonin instead of his allergy this movie sucks he is a dead asleep the whole movie Like I have a DVDed septum when I'm sitting there like strolling snoring. No, there's some frees out there who would be like front row. No, I, I crusty's and this girl goes, ew, holy shit. This is disgusting.

I don't even want to wake him up. His breast stinks. Nasty. I'm drooling. She's shakes, man. I'm not waking up like in the movie. Oh, she's in the movie. I thought this was an audience member.

That's how they wake up sleeping, sleeping handsome boy. No, they, don't they kiss? But she can't kiss me because my breath smells. Oh, in this version, she's like, I'm not kissing you know. That's funny. We just talked. It's the studio. It's the studio.

Yeah. They said, never call me again. Rachel Ziegler. Rachel Ziegler running up to. And then she was a Vita. To wake me up. Don't cry for me. She's climbing up to the tallest tower.

She gets up there. Ew, gross. What the fuck. Why is he naked? What the hell's wrong with this guy? I wouldn't be able to sleep in a full gown. No, Sleeping Handsome Boys in like a three-piece suit, but like I would be sweating. He's in like, no, he's in like a cotton, all white, like, it would be nice.

I can't sleep with clothes on. I just got hired to do costumes. Okay. Well, then we'll have to work on this. Maggie just got hired to do costumes on the new set of Sleeping Handsome Boy. Don't know anything about costume, but I'm going to figure it out. I can study. Sleeping Handsome Boy brought to you by.

Benadryl. Why did you take this before you went to sleep? Period. I needed to take Benadry yesterday. I pet a cat. Yeah. You're jealous. Miao.

You're jealous. Miao, you jealous. Touched my eye. Yeah, I do that. Close. I know I'm allergic to cats and I'll still rub my face on the body. They're cute. They're like, hey, we don't nap.

Cat belongs to no one. I'm like, I don't care. I'm still going to put my face up to its belly. And my eyes are going to close shut and I'm going to love it. Hey, that reminds me. So Brooke or, Brooke entrusted you the boys to your hands, Izzy, that's really

special. Because Brooke adopted those cats. She doesn't, they have a pass you know, like, she barely knows them. You barely know. Obviously, that's family. That's chosen family. I am I was supposed to say this earlier. You may have seen it on my Instagram story briefly. I did make some shirts

on Phibbs and Friend. It has the hair of the dog logo. Yeah, I kind of designed it a little bit. I helped a little bit. There it is. If you're watching it on YouTube, there it is. So these shirts are selling for, I don't know, but $5 for every, oh, they're sold out. Hmm. Okay.

That's good. I go, they don't have my size. And then they go, they don't have any damn size. Wait, that's amazing. That's good. That means a huge chunk of change is going to. The shelter that I found max at, which is so exciting. That sounds sweet.

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Adventure awaits. Grab your dog and let's go. That felt like I was Delaney Row in one of her videos. I was nervous you were going to read the rest of it. Yeah, I didn't write that. But anyways, let me know if you guys want those back. I think we'll hop in a bonus. They're really cute. Yeah. I love you guys so much. Thanks for letting me come. Bye.

Thanks for coming. Unless you didn't want me to come. Unless you didn't want me coming. I will jump out the roof. Absolutely. I'll jump off the roof. See you on the dog walk. All right. Sleeping beautiful, sweet, be a beautiful boy out. Oh, I'm going to talk about all these sad movies I've been watching as a performative male frontrunner and in the bonus. So if you want to hear that, hop on over. for having me. Love you all so much. We're having so much fun over here. Thanks, Mackey again. Love you. Unless you want to keep going. No, no, no, no, no, let's cut it off. Let's cut it. Okay, thanks guys. See ya. Bye.

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