Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Jack Black Is The Blueprint

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com  This week, Brooke and Connor discuss why Jack Black is the blueprint for mankind, what it’s like going viral on Nextdoor, and the need for a renaissance of romcoms. Plus, Connor talks about his worst ethical clout chase fumble while Brooke manifests her Barnes & Noble partnership.  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at https://Fitbod.me/BANDC  Go to https://MintMobile.com/bandc to get this new customer offer and your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BANDC at https://LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod  Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Phones on Making a P Mode 2:13 Intro 2:33 Resident Super Spreader 6:00 Mono-Strep Time Travel 7:39 Missing R&R Weekends 9:07 Eating Cologne 10:23 Fitbod 12:07 Morning Routine w/ Max  14:14 The Kate Plus 8 of Rodents 16:53 B&C's Crisis Control 17:36 Connor’s Pants Q&A 18:45 The Saddest Notification Known to Man 19:38 Indoor Ring Cam Sees All 21:11 Mint Mobile 22:51 Adam & Eve Lore 24:12 Jack Black, We Love You 26:14 Anyone But You Review 29:25 Max Goes Missing 33:00 Lume Deodorant 35:24 Max is Found & in Trouble 37:48 NextDoor is the New Twitter 40:08 Completing Tasks in 2024 41:39 Flopped an Ethical Clout Chase 44:51 Something in the Air at B&N 45:45 Squarespace 47:07 ACOTAR Updates 48:43 Colleen Hoover Changed My Life  52:43 Connor’s Mimble Ball 56:54 What Are the Golden Globes? 59:13 Only Negative Jo Koy Thoughts 1:02:57 Is This Allowed? 1:05:55 The Selena-Taylor Video 1:07:79 Jennifer Lawrence is Perfect. 1:09:50 Go See Poor Things 1:10:35 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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it just says do not deserve I know I wanted to say those specific phrases I wonder if you can do that I don't know I can try to text you right now it's not gonna wait let me go back on B and C making a P okay see what happens

did you Brooke A has notification silent I have notification silent yeah that is nice it didn't vibrate so I can say on making a P would see. I'm going to text you back. Eventually they should set text to have like an out of,

text, have an out of office email response. Yeah, exactly. I will get back to you. Or I won't get back to you. If I mentioned an app, this is, I have a new app that's like the app of all apps. Like this is actually going to, I'm going to do something with this. If I talk about it is, can someone steal it? Yes.

Okay, so I can't. It's actually so good that I can't talk about it. Can you whisper it to me? I told you about it. What is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's.

Someone has been... I think I'm going to reach out to... Something very similar. No? Okay. That's completely from my brain only. I'm going to reach out to boss, Cody. Because he's an app man.

Yeah, you should. Yeah, no, he's not busy at all. He would, of course, want to be building my app from the ground up. You should text him now. He's probably... Okay. Hello, all. It's probably in the mood to start...

He is. Spending hours in the lab. He is. Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. We're back and feeling better than ever. Yeah. Are you were a little under the weather, right? Hell yeah.

Are you feeling better? Oh my God, I listened to that episode. I'm so sorry. No, don't apologize. No, I couldn't. I sounded like I had the suds. I was sitting here like, like lips dry as a, as a.

Something very dry. Yeah. And then like, pale as a go, ghost. I admire you because you've always been able to like push through sickness. I've always been able to super spread by not giving up and staying home. Yeah. I, if I'm sick, it's like you won't, I cannot get out of my bed.

Like I will cancel everything. I will hold up like I can't function. And I wonder if it's because I have a low tolerance or I feel sickness more. It's probably low tolerance. I'm not going to say that, but I'm going to agree with you. Yeah, I was so sick and I was I was absolutely hawking up a lugie every 14 seconds on this podcast and I was just like, I'm such a hypocrite because I can't stand when people breathe out of their nostrils if they're not working. It's like, why would you try to force it? Just breathe out of your mouth.

But then you get put in a position where you can only breathe out of your mouth and it's like, no, I'm going to make these nostrils work. I got two holes. I got two holes and I'm not afraid to use them. Yeah. You know, it's funny is when I first started working at my at Bird, my last job, I first got there. And when my first week, I was like, I can't keep my eyes open. It would be like 2 p.m.

and I'd be having like my fourth or fifth coffee. And I'm like about to cry. You know when you're so tired you could cry? Because like you can't go to sleep. Like you're on a plane and you're so tired and you're like, I can't get come to roll. I have to just make myself stay awake. That's how I felt every single day at the office.

That's the scariest feeling. Oh. When you're like I don't know, like if I have to stand up, the next time I have to stand up. Like I don't know how I'm going to do that. No. It was like getting through every second was like, okay you got through like the last 10 minutes like and you look at the clock and it's like oh my

I don't have to do that four more times oh it's getting me chilled but I was like maybe I'm really depressed mono so that was right before COVID too like a part of me is like was that like pre no I think that was mono it was well they said they said it was mono and then because they can't test for motto by the way that's something you get your freshman year at college not like your second year out of college You probably want to not get mono as an adult with a 401k, but what God works in a serious ways. For example, I was fired. And I got strep on top of mono, which was like a gnarly bang bang.

And the fact that you were standing up and working, like I would be in the hospital. The craziest time. First of all, I didn't have, I didn't know how to work my insurance. So I went to urgent care four separate times. and I was I didn't know this but I was being slapped with 700 bills every single $700 bills every time and I called and I was like this is a mistake and they're like okay hung up and it nothing I didn't pay anything I don't think we're dealing with employee the month that urgent care like I think that they're just like that's fine I think it depends on the urgent care like I've been to urgent cares that are like a utopia oh and I've been to them that are actually dystopian yeah utopia is a good thing oh oh Yeah, you're right. There was one day when I had both, when I had the mono, strep combo platter and.

Collab feature. When mono and strep were collabbing in my chest, I had gone to sleep on a Friday and I woke up on a Sunday afternoon. I was so confused. I was so tired after work that I just passed out at 5 p.m. and I woke up at like 3 p.m. on Sunday. And I went out and it was when the wildfires were hitting. And so it was like 3 p.m.

But it was pitch black in Santa Monica. I would have thought I died. Sorry I died. I said I died. I literally walk outside. I'm like there's no way. And also like I couldn't breathe anyway. So it was like it's not the smoke.

It's my body giving up on me. And also it's midnight. And I check my phone. I'm like it's 3 p.m. No one's outside. I'm like, did like the rapture happen while I was resting? It's possible. Yeah, that was the day that I went in.

the first person I had talked to that actually in two days was the urgent care facility person. And I'd go to talk and I was like, I hadn't talked to it. My throat was so swollen and I sounded like Kermit. How do you like come out of that type of sickness? They gave me when I was like, you have to give me medicine. I can't breathe and I sound like Kermit. And I don't want to sound like Kermit right now. So there's a time and a place to sound like Kermit.

I got a fun like cocktail party where you do your Kermit impression, but not like when you wake up after sleeping for two full days. And I'm like, I need something now. and they gave me an antibiotic and a steroid and immediately I was like, I'm better. Really? On the spot. That's great. Go figure.

That's great. Modern medicine. Yeah. FTW. Yeah. Hey, Brooke. Hey, Connor. What's up, y'all?

Nothing much. You want to hit it? I just talked about being ill for. Yeah. That kind of put me in a space. Ill mood? Yeah. Sometimes talking about sick makes me sick.

Well. about sick. Well, I was sick the whole weekend, so I literally, again, was sick and I didn't leave my house, which was great. Like, it makes me miss, sorry, makes me miss COVID a little bit when it was like, I don't want to do this. Sorry, COVID. I'm scared of COVID, whatever.

Like, this weekend, I was like, I was feeling a little sick, but like, I could have gotten up and done certain stuff. I was like, I'm feeling pretty gross. Well, I also think, like, you should, like, you should need to, you should let yourself rest. Yeah. Like, I think that's your problem. Like, you'll go on, like, a.

full bender and then text me and be like like I think I'm sick no you just went on a full bender and you're experiencing the results yeah let your body I just got back from battle yeah let your body recover and rest well it's it's recovered and it's rested but I'm gonna keep acting like I'm like on my deathbed for the next I think 20 what's today 20 days I feel like the person that exists in the midpoint of like my ability to rest and your ability to rest is a successful person. Oh my God, you're right. That's like the sweet spot. We're so on every spectrum known demand. This is the resting spectrum. I can't think of one thing that's not a spectrum. I sprayed my clone into my mouth today and it won't go away and now I'm having a fringe vanilla coffee and I'm telling you right now,

this is sewage. That's a taste I'm experiencing. It's like bizarre. Why did you spray that in your mouth? I thought it was aimed. I don't know. I was kind of in a rush, obviously. And I was just like doing this and then also like either petting Max or doing something else. And I was like, hey, right to the back of my throat. Like it felt it the spray in my splash zone. What kind of colon? Like what are the underlying notes? Brooke, I told you that my new favorite clone is the David Beckham Aqua clone.

I have not heard you say that. It's the best thing I've ever smelled and I'm, you know, bend it like Beckham right into the back of my throat. Yeah, I have my car clone. It's up there. It's, those are my two favorite right now. an air apostal maximum from when I was in six great. I haven't smelled the car cologne in so long. Well, meet me in the parking lot, babe. I will meet you in the parking lot. Okay, cool. I was in a rush today because Max, every time I have Max, every morning, and I walk by people's houses and I look in, and I see people with cats, and I'm like, they literally wake up, like, flick off their cat and leave the house and they could leave for three days.

What do you mean flick off their cat? Like, they just like, you know, cats hate them, you know, or like, hate people, I feel like. Oh, you mean like middle finger? Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, you don't have to like. thought you meant like turn it off like a light switch oh no no no no i meant like give it the bird yeah and i was like every day man like with max it's like all right he needs to walk around like like have enough of like a substantial walk where where he feels stimulated enough for me to leave him for three hours at home then he needs i need to thall out his farmer's dog yeah and then i need to massage it into his bowl and fluff it up. He does not eat it unless I go, I have it on the counter and I go, ooh, this looks yummy. So that he thinks that I would also eat it if he wasn't, if I just like put it into his bowl

on the ground, he's like, that's dog food. Have you tried it, be honest. Oh, I will do it. Yeah. FaceTime me. I will do it. I know. I know for a fact I'm going to try the chicken recipe from Farmer's Dog.

To me, I've. That's what you eat anyway. I completely mush. I eat mush. All my food, although I know. every ingredient in it, it looks like slop. Yeah. It looks like some lunch lady from behind the counter is going to go,

have a good Tuesday, baby, like flop that out into my... I know. Anyways, I'm going to try it with probably a wheat-thin. Oh. Looking forward to it. Wheat-thens are underrated. Yeah. But I like to experience them just alone.

I think that they're enough. Oh, yeah. You're enough. I like to stack two on top of each other and put them... That's too dry. And slide them in like a CD-ROM. That would be too dry for me, but hey, D-S-D-S-D-F. So, like, every day I walk past people's house with cats, and I'm like, maybe I should get a cat.

Unfortunately, those people with cats, like, I can smell their house from two blocks away. So I'm going to pass on that for now because Max doesn't smell. Yeah. I, like, that's why I didn't want a cat. But I, so then I opted for a guinea pig, which also smells. Right. Yeah. So I think I'll just get a cat.

cat next. I'm sure your cat and your guinea pig will get along really well. Yeah, I think a dog would get along better with the guinea pig than a cat would get along better with the guinea pig. I'm having more flashbacks to when I got my two hamsters and then they had 14 babies and then I had 16 hamsters. And it's so quick life like it's crazy how you know who said it best one direction. Oh how fast the night changes when one night you have two guinea pig or two hamsters and then the next night 16. Yeah. I went from like a friend To a family To a family

We made that house at home Yeah So quickly And I thought that the first night I was like oh they're attacking each other And they were making love Oh yeah that's sweet And guinea or hamster pregnancies by the way

Last like four days And they have their whole baby sack How long is a guinea pig pregnancy lasts It's like minotrived I did kind of feel like Frankie Would come back knocked up from the farm Yeah she's not new She's not spayed

No, but she was kept, I don't think that she interact. She definitely didn't interact with men. Why? Because, dude, in case. In case of, oh. Is it like humans, like, you might not get pregnant if you have sex or do you get pregnant every time you have sex? Yeah, there's animals that aren't as fertile, right? There's, are there?

Yeah, it's just like, yeah, sure. What? Yes. To answer your question, in short, yes. Yes. Why drag it out? I'm looking up. Um, guinea pig.

Fertility rates? No, gestational period. Guinea. Justational period. Just a hit it, professor. 59 to 72 days. Yeah, so that's two months. No.

Liter size ranges from one to eight pups. Pups, that's a great word. I would keep all the pups. Brooke, you would end up with so many guinea bags. It would be like you're in Peru. I know. I've always wanted to go. Can guinea pigs get pregnant at three months?

What does that mean? Can guinea pigs get pregnant from their siblings? Yeah, for sure, right? Or their children. If Frankie had a boy, there's no way that that boy could impregnate Frankie, right? I don't think it's impossible. Can guinea pigs get pregnant from their children? I certainly don't think that they're smarter and I'm to be like, that's my mom.

I'm not attracted to her. Can guinea pigs reproduce with their children? reported that inbreeding results in a reduction in weaning weight among bennie okay that doesn't help us at all i don't know does anyone know can can guinea pigs get their mom pregnant boys will try and mate with her mom at three weeks at the natural instinct kicks in Freud would love guinea pigs sigma Freud r ap you would have loved guinea pigs would have been a good guest oh my gosh he would have been so awesome the modern day sigman Freud unbiased is Hank Green. We're still out to him, by the way.

Oh my God. If Hank Green came on this podcast, that would be my, that's my dream guest. Yeah, that would be really funny because I would just say all my normal stuff and just like let him be like, did he say that on purpose? It would be like so great to have someone like kind of as a buffer for the misinformation that we spread. I think he would give us time to finish spreading our misinformation and then come in as disaster relief. Yeah, crisis control. Yeah. Can you tell me about your pants? Oh my Lord.

Like, I can't believe today is the day I decided to wear underwear because it would feel so good to be rubbing up on this cashmere. These are seven for all mankind. They were a gift. I love that brand. Yeah, me freaking too. It has a matching sweater. Why didn't you wear it? I can't find it.

Oh. Yeah. But luckily. Why did you separate the pants from the sweater? Well, the pants are not like going out and about pants, really. But the sweater is very much like I can wear this out in a man. Actually, you have definitely seen it 50 times because I wear it constantly. Oh.

Oh, so this isn't a new piece. No, oh my gosh. I just never wear these out of my house. Oh, I love them. I feel them. I shouldn't have worn white socks with them, my bad. That's crazy. Why?

Oh, my gosh. What? Why? It's just a little bit of a stark contrast that I'm not a fan of. Okay. Yeah. What were we talking about pookies? think of butt

I don't know It doesn't matter It doesn't matter Oh Hank Green But it just truly doesn't matter Okay So this is the saddest thing I've personally ever seen And it happens every day now

And I'm gonna show you Really quick So every time I leave my house now I get this notification Oh that's so sad I get that with Remy too For what it's worth Oh and I'm like

Oh absolutely not No man left behind And then I'm like, oh, he's fine. That's like a really dramatic. They can find a way to rephrase that in a more delicate way. The air tag being like Max left behind. How about Max resting comfortably at home waiting for Papa to come back? Max resting on the couch that he's made his own.

And I have to sit on the bean bag. Yeah, that feels more like it. Max resting. Max at resting. Well, I got the, I have so much to say today. Good. It's like all hitting me at once. Real quick, I got the like ring indoor.

camera. And like, I'm not going to play coy, you know, I'm not going to play Joe coy about how I have a ring camera in my living room. Like, it's crazy that I opted for that because obviously Amazon has access to like everything anyways. Like, I've come to peace with the fact that I'm going to have extremely targeted ads, which I don't mind because I buy every single thing that I get from a targeted ad. But the fact that I literally, I just squirted it. I saw. The fact that, that, I'm going to have extremely, I The fact that I literally have a security camera in my living room, I'm naked all the time, and Amazon just has access, for sure, has access to my indoor camera. I opted in for security cameras by way of Amazon in my house.

That's crazy. I feel like that doesn't bother you, though. Do not care. Yeah. That's why I was talking about my FBI agent. If they want to pop in and see what I'm doing, be my guest. I'm an open book. Yeah, I also think you would, like, if it was socially acceptable, you would go to

nudist mode. I would. Yeah. I wish we would have started there and never left. We did start there and we had to leave. Why did we have to leave? Like Adam and Eve. Because they were shy?

They got shy. Or cold? No, they got shy. Do you think it was like a really... Once they ate the apple. Do you think it was like a really brisk day and Adam was like, I actually have to definitely put pants on? No, they got shy because they started to feel like shame and embarrassment once they ate

the apple. Okay. they weren't supposed to eat the apples. Okay, Christian girl, Autumn. What do you mean? That's Jewish, too? Yeah, I think so. As well?

Yeah. I didn't know that. Adam and Eve are Jewish as well? I don't know. I think they're Jewish. So they started wearing clothes and then they put on a Yamika and the rest of history. I don't think that they put on a yamika, but I think that I know that they put on clothes and I'm not sure if they were. I know I know I learned about them in Hebrew school, but I don't know if that makes them Jewish.

Oh my gosh. Go figure. I don't, I don't know much about Adam or Eve. I'll, I'll check. we're Adam and Eve Jewish I guess were they not technically that's the first word the Jewish people maybe religion began only with Abraham and his descendants in a different sense though there was no need for a Jewish people in the time of Adam okay rude wait Adam and Eve had children and then those children were the fathers of different religions well we can hear it I'll summarize everything okay go ahead pop off father Abraham had many sons many sons had father Abraham had father Abraham I am one of them and so are you. Jew and me too. Namaste.

Well said. Well said. I could not have said that better myself. Yeah. Anywho. Yes. Huh. Anyways.

So on Sunday night, I'm sitting at home and I was about to watch a movie I've never seen before, which may shock some. I've never seen Tropic Thunder. I haven't either. Yeah. And I love Ben Stiller. I love Ben Stiller. I think there's a lot of like non-PC things that are in that.

Yeah. I'm just fascinated by it because Robert Downey Jr. is doing just fine. So I would love to like see how he was tastefully able to pull this off. I don't think it was tastefully. Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr. and Ben Stiller, tell me a better threesome. Can I just say? Dream Blunt Rotation. What does it mean for me?

When I watch the holiday, like I'm all for Jack Black, not Jude Law. Like, put me in a room with Jack Black. Oh, put you in a room with a man? Mm-hmm. Put me in a room. I would feel safe with him, I think. Me too. I'd feel completely safe.

I wouldn't feel safe with Jude Law. I think you've awakened something deep within my soul. I agree. Mm-hmm. Jack Black in the holiday is the prototype. And that's where I'll leave it. He's the blueprint. He's the blueprint.

Can I do a sidebar about Jack Black? Yeah, bring him back as a rom-com star. That's what I want to do. Well, Brooke, we're. We're so outspoken about rom-coms and how badly we need a renaissance. Oh my God. Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. You know what I was going to say.

I know exactly what you're going to say. Or did you not know those? I had not seen it, but I got someone that, hang on, the sidebar about Jack Black. I saw Matt Friend on the red carpet at the golden gloves with Jack Black and Jack Black could not have been more engaged with Matt Friend. And you just know he's the greatest father. Yeah. On God. Like, legend of Zelda, King.

Yeah. Love him more than life itself, I'd say. I watched school of Rock the other night. Incredible. He's such a baby in that. What do you mean? He's a baby man. Positive connotation?

Yes. Okay. Like baby. He's a young man. I'm addicted to. Yeah, I get it. Young man, comma, addicted to. Wait, I do want to talk about what's that. I don't even remember what that movie called. So Brooks saw anything but you. Really, really, really, really horrible.

Really horrible. Like, I don't know what else to say. besides that. Really horrible. Now I heard that it's not Osherworthy but it is cheesy

so cheesy in the sense of like that's what you want out of a rom-com and I know that you would be a good judge of that so I love cheesy

you're talking to someone who has seen all kissing booths multiple times of my own free will this was an abomination no

an abomination yeah I think it It was insulting to the nature of rom-coms. I really do feel that way. I have never enjoyed a rom-com less. I didn't think it was possible for me. How did you go into it?

What was your headspace going into this movie? Well, I guess that's a good point because I went into it watching it through the lens of I'm going to hate this. So I do think that that impacted my viewing experience. It has everything to make the making of such a good rom-com. They're on the beach. They're hot. they have chemistry you know what connor at the beginning of the movie they framed sydney

as the quirky kind of like oh my god like i'm so silly i spilled i spilled on my pants it looks like i went pee pee like that kind of girl and that's where i was like no we're not doing sydney as that is that girl right now and i think you could do glen powell as that guy but he yeah i was he in the movie with zoe deutch where he was kind of like that set it up good wrong Yeah, that was good. I just, this really, really did not hit for me. And if it hit for you, great, happy about that. Love that. Really, really, really did not enjoy myself at all whatsoever. That's disappointing. Yeah, I'm excited. I hope you see it. I'm not. And let me know what you think. Ooh. Yeah. The good thing about it, here's the one good thing about it. Less than two hours.

Okay. We have to take our wins where we get there. That's good. Yeah. Did you see this? She got actually bit by that spider in that scene. No, I didn't. IRL, she was actually bit by that spider. No, I didn't see that. Man, the way that I would have threw that spider 15 miles. Yeah. And it was probably someone's like pet spider.

Yeah, it's like hard for me to like watch these clips. Oh, that spider right there. It was a real spider. Yeah. CGI that. Yeah. We put a man on the moon. CGI that spider.

Yeah. It also like I was expecting it to be like super R rated. Not at all Oh they wanted to make money So they didn't have it R rated Because they wanted to make money I think like a larger audience equal More money

Yeah I guess I feel like it would have been better If it was X rated Personally We want to see them have sex Yeah I mean we did a little But it was

Anyway I don't want to spoil it Um Okay see ya Mm-hmm. Anyways. I was asking you about Max. Well, I was watching a movie at home, and that movie was Tropic Thunder. That's what I was going to watch.

Oh, yeah. And so I turned it on, and in L.A., like, anyone that's not here, we had, like, Gail Force hurricane-style winds for, like, two full days. And Max was, like, loving it. And so I let him sit in my, like, in my backyard. And six minutes in to the movie. And I, like, just played, like, the. intro where they introduce everybody in like the movie sequence style and I'm like it is freezing cold

in here I'm gonna shut the door so I was like max come in no max in the yard I was like what where do you go and so this has been six minutes it's not like it's like it's been half an hour and so I like go out in the street or like in the alleyway no max no max other side no max other side no max no max I walk around my entire like block no max no max I'm yelling his name no max get in my car That was at 8.30 p.m. 9.30 p.m. hits. Still can't find him. 10.30, 11.30.

Midnight hits. Still can't find him. I called 911, which they're like, there's people dying, Kim. And I was like, well. The emergency line? Yeah. I was like, I know that I'm dumb.

What do I do? And they were like, we'll connect you to animal control. But luckily, he's chipped to me. Which if your pet is microchipped, like from the pound, you do have to register. that. So I would encourage you to stop right what you're doing and do it is $50. I'm taking it, but you hadn't done that. I hadn't done that. Um, okay. Next. So I post on, I'm going to give everyone what to do if you lose your dog in like a area with people. I post on next door immediately.

Picture description. People are on next door. Like it's their like they're on it like Instagram. They're on it. They're sharing it. There's like 18. moms that are like, we're going to get your fur baby back. Then I post on Citizen app. Then I post on Pet Boom, which is like a website for literally lost and found dogs. And then I post on the ring camera app has like a lost dog feature, lost pet feature. And then I post on Facebook. This thing is going viral.

I'm kind of like loving it. And I'm just kidding. Like he's safe at home and I'm like he's lost. share this with everyone you know no he was lost missing even I'm up at midnight I texted you at like what minute what like 11 I was like max is gone yeah and I'm driving then I'm driving around my car I'm walking around like this woman's like I just saw I just saw him over there and I'm like okay I run over there I'm like there's no way she was lying because there's no way I figured out she was lying later but like I don't know why she would lie about that but there's no way that's

sadistic it was crazy because it was basically so I stayed up it was three in the morning then it was four in the morning and I'm like sitting up in my bed I can't sleep and at 4.50 or 550 a i can remember someone dms me on next door and is like this girl posted on her instagram story that she found max and he was like almost a mile away at wells fargo depot making a deposit and she picked him up and it was across like the busiest intersection obviously in my head I'm thinking like anything could have gotten hit he's so dumb he like does not have no he has no respect for cars Like he would be a great protester or something of that nature.

Yeah. And I went over, she was so sweet. She, like, gave him back, and he spent the night there with her and her dog. And she was like, I knew he was sweet, but you had no tag on. Right. So I didn't know if he had an owner, but he was, like, so well-trained and so sweet that I knew that he had an honor. So I, like, posted it. And you know why he doesn't have a tag on?

Tell me, Connor. You have no idea, do you? None. If anyone follows me on Snapchat, you saw this. On Friday, I took a picture of my toilet, and everyone thought it was the sludge. It was Max's dog tag at the bottom of the toilet bowl. He has just learned how to drink out of the toilet. He will not drink out of his bowl anymore.

I have no idea what that obsession is. Would love to look into that. Hank Green would love to explain that to me. He would. It's just like if you're a dog, you don't know what the toilet is used for. Like, that doesn't mean anything to you. So it's just a better looking bowl. And it's probably his height.

Yeah. It's a fun looking bowl. Yeah. Like, why would you do anything else? Oh, now I'm totally understanding that. I need the human equivalent of a toilet bowl to drink out. Yeah. Obsessed.

I would say a water fountain is probably dirtier than the toilet bowl. I've been eating a lot of dairy, so I would disagree with that. But, so his dog tag was not, it had basically broken, so I couldn't put it back on him. So I was like, obviously I'm going to get around to it. Not two days later. while I'm sick to death in bed rotting away so that's why he didn't have his dog tag

but guess who got an air tag shoved so far up his ass when I got him back Maxine Maxine Brooke Guess where he was found At Wells Fargo

At Wells Fargo Guess what's across the street Something called Maxine's Maxine's Cafe That's nuts Oh my gosh So he's like lost Every Privileged

known to man and he's got this smug smile on his face like a little asshole he's just like I'm back probably had a blast that's the children's book in my head I was like oh my gosh he's probably just had the most traumatizing night of his life and he's probably like oh my gosh I had like a blast with penny and this girl Lauren yeah down the street yeah well I'm glad that he's home safe Connor on Sunday my phone lit up at 12 a.m. And I looked over and it said Connor joined Citizen and I was like what a weird thing to do on a Sunday night. Well, she should have shared with everyone you know. I didn't know citizen you could do like I lost my dog.

I had to pay $20. I thought Citizen was like I just got stabbed. I had to pay $20 for a citizen representative to chat with me and they have to post it. Oh. So I had to pay my premium membership. And today they're like, by the way, did you find you? your dog. Yeah, no thanks to you. Citizen app sucks balls. Nextdoor is on it. Although Next door needs the same thing. I haven't heard of next door. Next door is like all good and bad.

Like, oh, we just had someone steal packages from our porch and then also like, I'm in a good mood. It's like literally everything. That's really good. Yeah. Maybe it's a new tweet. Twitter. It is awesome. Like I'm all over it now because like I've been looking for more things to do on my phone. No now that and you'll meet a lot of people now that now that I had such a good experience with the next door app like I'm ready to pay it forward. Could this be the new dating app? 100% this is a great way to meet people around you. That being said they're all mature. They're more mature than us. Older? Age wise. Okay. Well you're on it. I'm loving it. Yeah. I'm loving every second on Nextdoor app Yeah, okay Cool, I'll have to download that You should honestly

And you learn a lot Like see someone posted Neighborhood barbecue Saturday You know They lost black and white cat named Jerry By the way By the way, come to my barbecue By the way, come to my barbecue

I'm fine So interesting I'll download right now You should Just so I don't Like someone right there posted Looking for a drill

Looking to borrow a drill It's that kind of thing You could lend them your drill. I could lend them my drill. Ryan got me a drill to put my license plate on the back of my car because it's been the paper one for quite some time. You know what? So we've gotten the first step done. Wait, that's awesome.

Nice. Yeah. Wait, I told you. I told you what's so in for 2024. Completing a task. Oh, 100%. I should have had that way to do that. Speak of the devil.

You know what I've, I'm so late to this. So, so late. to know and get on my ass and stuff about it, but I heard this on a TikTok, and they said they live by this thing as someone who never completes das, ADHD vibes. They say this to themselves all the time. Don't put it down, put it away.

So I'm in my house now. Kind of like normalizing breaks. Well, it's, no, it's like, okay, like I finish using the scissors. I usually just put them down on the counter, but I do that with 15 things, and then my house is dirty. But it's like,

I finish using it. and scissors, don't put it down, put it away. Oh, I thought that was like kind of like doing tasks. Like, don't stop, just press pause. It is, it's the same sort of thing, but like, it's like, oh, I open up a perfect bar or something and I put the wrapper on my counter. It's like,

put the wrapper in the trash. That idea. Now, and then like later, you won't have 15 things out and about. Like, when you take your shoes off next to the couch. And then you get up from the couch, don't leave your shoes next to the couch. Put them away. Don't put it down. put it away.

And if you do it in the moment, then like, instead of having 15 things to do later, you have, it's all right then. And it's so damn easy to, like, pick up the rubber band that's been on the floor. Well, easier said than done, pick things up. In the moment, though, it's, like, really changed my whole thing. Can I say something really quick? I've been thinking for the last, like, 20 minutes, should I pee now or wait until the end of the episode?

And it's gotten to the point where it's like, it will just be a, better episode if I go pee. Go pee. You didn't even have to intro me to that. But I'm thinking that maybe you could talk about who you saw yesterday. I will. And I'll be so quick and speedy. Okay, cool.

Take your time. Okay, so yesterday, again, a Snapchat thing. I'm posting out the walls on Snapchat. I kind of don't want anyone to add me because sometimes I drink too much and I post my entire evening. But yesterday I posted because I'm on

Zoom, chatting with Izzy and Brooke. about this episode and someone walks by. My apartment like sees out to the sidewalk and I think vice versa because I have no tint on my windows. So I'm looking out, windows open and I'm like, hmm, that man looks familiar. There's a three set process when someone looks familiar. One, they look familiar.

One, they look like someone you know. Three, it is or isn't that person. So first I look out and I see this person and I go, hmm, that looks like, Pedro Bascal. A moment goes by. Wait, sorry. Hmm, that person looks familiar. Hmm, that person looks like Pedro Bascal. Hmm, that person is Pedro Pescal.

And I run with my laptop outside with the Zoom on to show Brooke and Izzy, Pedro from behind. Pedro's sweet ass, hate to see him go, but love to watch him leave. And I walk it outside and I show them. And they're like, Connor, what the hell are you doing? Why didn't you take your phone? Take a picture with him. Ethical Cloud Chaser. I shit the bed yesterday. I had the opportunity presented.

Honestly, literally, God said, here's an underhand throw. Hit this one out of the park. And I flopped. I literally disappointed the entire community and I apologize. That being said, I did say, hold on. I'll be right back. I went barefoot in my delegates outside,

speedwalking, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop. you know, like barefoot on a sidewalk with Max and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna like find him like, oh, I'm just barefoot like I live here. So we should probably get a photo together. Could not find him. He disappeared like a thief in the night.

So. I'm so dumb. Like I wasn't thinking in the moment because I had messed up so bad. I was like so, I didn't think it was, I was able to access him at that time. But we did record the Zoom episode. we could find a way

we'll docks do it if we did it yeah we could find a way sans docks to do that you always do also I want to talk about how we totally manifested that time when we said dream partnerships we both manifested our partnerships

and Cody dream partnership Cody got nutts.com I got Legos which posted yesterday everyone is so on end about being like oh my god you got that and I like said it so quickly I didn't get Barnes & Noble.

Not yet. Yet. Speaking of Barnes & Noble, I have gone every single day for the past nine days to Barnes and Noble to just look at the quarter of Thorns and Roses display. Oh, it's massive. And then leave. Just like, one, to make sure it's there safe and sound. Two, because it gives me, it's like, it gives me energy.

Yeah. And then I can just go about the rest of my day. I want to, I think that's my fatal flaw. Like I Actually I'm gonna cancel myself No say And this is not to say I don't support local bookstores Because I do also shop there

But like I prefer Barnes & Noble You don't have to explain yourself I just like the energy there It's like It's like crack to me I want to live there Do you any of this? Chapstick?

Yeah I do I get what you're saying Oh my God I have a present for you I already told you I was getting it Oh yeah Oh my gosh, yes please Because Brooke I really like your tinted gloss But I think it dried me out

It is I think it is drying but I love it But you're also all probably wondering Where are you in the Court of Thrones and Roses series? We've all been Yeah, everyone's been asking When you were gone, that's everyone was asking I'm up I finished the book that I was reading last week

Which was a court of Wings in Ruin Which is the third book And then I also finished the one after that a quarter frost and starlight and there's one more left and I am not going to read that because anytime soon because when I finish it

no reason to go on existing. Is she writing more? Yes but I don't have that accessible to me right now so the thought of living in a world where I don't have the next book in front of me is challenging to think about so I'm putting that offer as long as possible

I'm reading another book now that's just like fiction, which I used to love a few weeks ago. Now, I'm disgusted. No wings. No fairies. Barf. Yeah, that sucks.

I get it. Barf. I haven't had that experience via book in a long time because I've been reading nonfiction. Oh. See, I can never get on board with nonfiction. I don't know why I feel like I need a movie or a book to like change the way I operate in like a bettering sense or else it's like a waste of my time unless it's a rom-com

i wonder i am i would i'm also going to get canceled for um the book that did that for me no you're not because it was written and published and you're able to purchase it here's the thing guys when i was 17 so i was a senior in high school both a senior and a minor so you can't be canceled i was a minor so you actually cannot cancel minors And she's, she's neurodivergent as well. I am. Right? That's a good question.

I think, yeah, I don't know. I honestly, just assume. Yeah, I would have, yeah. Okay, let's go with that. But it was Colleen Hoover before Colleen Hoover was Colleen Hoover. It's this book, like, I don't know why no one talks about this one called Hopeless. It is just like, it's obviously like not like a work of literature. but it's just like a lifetime movie that for whatever reason I got so sucked into that book

it just blew the world wide open for me and that's why I can't shit on Colleen Hoover because like she changed she did change the game for me wow in high school and so I can I'll always I'll always treasure wait I'll always it was a book but I heard that wasn't her popular books yes I haven't seen very much about hopeless well you may have just yeah that was the book that kind of blew me out of the water and cracked the matrix and the mainframe as well. So I know people are like very like anti-Colene Hoover and while I might not read what she writes now, just like because it's like not like good writing. Oh, crimey a river. But it is that that did change the game for me. And if you haven't read that one, I would say, I thought everyone was like head

over heels for Colleen Hoover last time I think of it. Very divided. Very divided. Very divided. I did. But if you haven't read that one, it does, like, read a bit younger. Like, I read it in high school and it's about high school people that I would read that one. Yeah. Yeah. On God. There's something about people who have already come of age that love reading about coming of age. It's not a coming of age novel, per se. But it's written in high, it's a high schoolers. It's about high schoolers, but they're not coming of age, really. They've already got it all figured out. No, they definitely don't have it all figured out, but I would say the focus is not them coming of aid.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. The focus is, here's what I, there's a twist in the book that you're like, I know there's a twist, but like I know I can't fully grasp what it is. And the whole time you're like this close to figuring out what it is. But then it's, it's, turns out you weren't close at all. Turns out you aren't close at all. Yeah, I love those kinds of books.

That's a mind fuck. Yeah. You could say that again. Yeah. So that's where I am right now. And I've decided that I want to make a book club called Oh my gosh. Isn't that good? Wait, you shouldn't even, you should not, we should remove that and you should just like come out with it. Okay.

How about just bleep it out? Oh. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That is a brilliant idea. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, how exciting.

Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah, that's exciting. Oh, my gosh. Yay. You just spoke it into existence as well. Yes. So let's talk about, do you want to talk about the Golden Globes?

I have just like little things about like several. Also, have you ever seen anyone match like this in your life? My bag and also my shirt? No. Completely coincidental. You would think that I bought this bag as an accessory to the shirt, had the bag, bought the shirt via Instagram ad. Feature.

War these out yesterday, not thinking. Then I said, oh my god, you've never seen a bitch match like this. No, I haven't. Yeah. I've never, I was thinking that. You've never seen a bitch match like that. Never seen a bitch match like that. Yeah, so, oh my God, I didn't give you your present.

Did I? Hand it over, bitch that matches. Oh, my memorable. Do you want to tell everyone about it? Yeah, okay. It is so dirty. Oh, yeah. It was in my closet in the dust.

Oh, God. Well, that's so cute. You'll have to give him a bath. I wonder if you can just go right in the washer. Okay, so for audio-only listeners, Me and Brooke, when we were both really depressed at the same time, went to the, what's that thing called? Melrose Trading Post. And there was this booth that called us, like, beckoned us over, much like a siren to pirates.

And it was these little fluffy balls that look like puffles from Club Penguin. Exactly. And they're simply just like a stuffed ball with hair, like a troll doll. And they're all named different things. and me and Brooke were like we both need to have a have to have a mumble mimble ball mimble ball and we both got one and they're named something we had mine was irea and yours was bimble mine was bimble yeah and they're just hilarious but um i lost mine i lost ire in all my moves and i think about ire every day we figured out later that they are like meant for people with autism this replaced ira who's this what is this young man's

name. There's no way of knowing. I can actually go on the Mimble Ball on Instagram and figure out what his name is because they have all the names. They sell Puffle plushies. Look at Walmart. Oh my God. That's precious. I miss Club Penguin. Remember my Club Penguin era? I forgot about that. I do. I do. I do. Remember that. Mimba Ball has like six followers and two of them are meet Connor. It's because I'm obsessed. Me too. Okay. Well, thank you for bringing this. It's nice to have with me. They have an endless array of ridiculous hairstyles that will stay in place.

Think, spikes, mohawks, Dwight from the office. Yep. And then here's a quote from Kevin Hart. I'm a fan of joy. I'm a fan of smile. I'm a fan of happy. I'm a fan of love. That is unrelated to a mimble ball completely.

They just decided that that was it. Yeah. Kevin Hart. Wait, I'm dying to know what this young man's name is. Oh, I'm seeing pictures of Bimble and Ira and missing them so bad. The highlights on their page are just autism and pencils. No, in Alzheimer's. Woo!

That is awesome. I love it. I do love it. And I miss. I was so bad. Do you mind clicking on the pencils highlight? Just curious. Pimples. I mean, pencils.

Sorry. Wait. Oh, my gosh. pencil toppers. It's like the book fair. Oh, we need. Oh my God. If I don't get my ass, if I don't sneak my ass into a scholastic book fair.

Connor, when I die, that's my heaven. Brooke. Is the scholastic book fair? What's the opposite of like two kids on each other's shoulders in a trench coat getting a rated art ticket for a movie? Because we need to go miniature mode and get into a scholastic book fair. Oh, I see what you're. Let's just make one for adults.

I don't think it'd be the same. I want to see the joy in children's faces. unless that's weird It could be It could be a little weird I'm sorry, I'm like Can you show me? I actually already forget What this specific Mimble looks like?

Yeah Okay Oh my God look at the way his hair is crazy Oh it's that one Oh he's so clean in that image Look how crazy Connor Mimble balls have super soft kinetic Zany sculptable hair that can stand straight up

With a tap or shake Where a endless array Ray, oh yeah, of ridiculous hair styles that will stay in place. Think Spike, think Spikes, Mohawk, Dwight from the office. Oh, you already said that. Yep. But yeah, this is Theo. I need a haircut.

I just never connected with Theo the way that I connected with Ira. Yeah, I know. But hopefully you can, after you give him a bath. There's so many different ways you could shape his hair. I know. Do you want to talk about the Golden Globes? Yeah, just like briefly. Pop off.

I wrote down Weird Al, was Weird Al, the Golden Globes? Why did I... Not that I know of? Why did I write that down? Oh, I thought it was Weird AI. Al. I think it would be Weird Al if I'm not... Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.

If I'm not tripping balls. Yeah. I don't know what you meant by that. I have no clue. I didn't see him when I was watching. Weird Al Yankovitch scores first ever Grammy as Weird wins Outstanding TV movie. Did you see Weird? He won it.

This year? Also, I mean, we were talking about the Golden Globe. Oh, no idea. I have no idea. Okay. Well, anyways, oh yeah, no, that's a golden globe, right? Or that's an Emmy. They should make...

Because they do, like, some of the Emmys before they air the Emmys. Oh, the creative Emmys. Here's what I want to say with the Golden Globes. What the hell is the Golden Globes? Like, why is that an award? It's not even an eGOT. It has nothing to do with anything. Where did it come from?

What does it mean? I don't know But I feel like they've really worked their way up In terms of prestige What is it golding? What is it me? Like I'm so confused I thought it was the G and EGOT and it's not That's a Grammy Golden Globe Award any of the

Any of the awards presented annually to the Hollywood foreign presses Okay too many associations first of all There's like 50 now In recognition of outstanding achievement in motion pictures and television During the previous year That's what everything is I don't know what, that's why it's, I think it loses its sparkle because they have Emmys, Grammys, Oscars, Tonys, and now Gigi's?

Everyone's gonna have to be like, I gotta get an egat. Well, I guess like all of the egotts, like they're all different. Like an Emmy's very different from an Oscar that's very different from a Tony, which is very different from a Grammy. And so now I guess they're just kind of making more of the same. This is another, this would be another, like, Oscar or Emmy. It's an Oscar Emmy Fusion, per se, like, yes. Yeah. Yes.

Okay. Does that make sense? No. Okay. Edaois. There's a lot of people that were shown. First of all, Joe, Joe Coy. Thoughts.

Negative. Negative thoughts. I just think that I can summarize the whole thing with just saying simply this. There's never going to be another rookie duress, ever. So, like, I know that that's, like, the standard for everybody is, like, oh, like, oh, we can't wait to see you the host is too much pressure on the host to, like, make it good so much so that he had to throw his writers under the bus for his jokes. Like, I didn't write this, by the way.

I have to say it. Also, I have never heard of him. He was engaged to Chelsea Handler, I think, recently. But he's like a big... Oh. He's like a big comedian. Okay. tough look to like shirk blame.

I mean, I was like curling in on myself watching. Right. But I felt that way about like a lot of the past award shows. I'm just. Yeah. Yeah. I just think that there's all this pressure to make like groundbreaking jokes when it really can just be like, I'm a funny person. It doesn't have to be sand up.

My job is to be a person out of it. You don't have to like have punchlines. And the way that he delivered the punchlines, which he kept being like, Like I got this two weeks ago. I had to go through a lot of people for it to be approved. If you didn't like the joke when you were receiving it from the writers, you had the ability to, I'm sure, at some point, be like, I'm not going to make this Taylor Swift joke

because anything negative at all, even though, like, whatever, it wasn't even negative, is going to, like, piss people off unless you're like, I want to lay down at Taylor's feet and let her step on my name. I do think there's, like, a big difference between a comedian. And a host and the people that should be hosting are oftentimes hosts rather than stand-up comedians. Yeah, you're right. Like not all stand-up comedians are hosts.

Oh my gosh. Some are pick those. Because just because you're a stand-up comedian doesn't mean you're a host. A rectangle is a square of a square. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're pretty different. A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square.

Yeah. But you're right. Like, Jimmy Kimmel was a comedian, and now he's a host. Right. Yeah. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. I think that, I just think that, like, we just need to have a come to Jesus moment where we're just like, okay, there's no pressure.

Just like literally get up there. And it's your, as a funny person that got so far enough to be accepted into this role, don't have to, like, be groundbreakingly hilarious. Just like, don't. do what he did actually like I can just say that it was like bad it I always struggle with award shows in general just because like watching live TV like that always makes me nervous and so to throw in someone like that makes it almost impossible to watch like I think I would have preferred just looking at Twitter well my whole Twitter feed was just like Joe Koi's fucking do you think he's miserable right now I would think he's like

It's fine. I know it like Tiffany Haddish posted a clip of him and was like, you killed it. And I was like, ooh. Friends supporting friends. Friends supporting friends. That's, one can only hope to have a Tiffany Addish in your corner. Yeah. But alas, that's tough.

That's one of those where I would be like, I'm leaving immediately after the show. I'm not rubbing shoulders with any one. Right. Going home and I'm probably never going up on stage again. That's what I would do personally. Anyways, Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shalameh. absolutely smooching it up, whispering sweet nothings. It reminded me so much of that video

from a long time ago when that girl was in that subway or Panera or whatever and she was with a mannequin. And everyone was like, Oh, I'm not familiar with that piece. Oh, is this a loud, what the hell? And like, she turns and like, get away from us and it's like straight up a mannequin. Wait, do we, Luke, do you know what I'm talking about?

What would you even begin to Google? Like, woman mannequin subway. Couple in restaurant mannequin. Yeah, TikTok or. It was probably a vine, I honestly think. Yep. Wow. Good job.

Is this allowed? Which one's the mannequin? Oh, I guess it was the girl was the man. Oh, maybe they're not mannequins. I don't know. Sorry. I don't know why I thought I was a man. Wait, they're people?

This is Timothy Shalameh and Kylie Jenner at the Golden Globes. Okay. I think he's a mannequin. Wait, I think he's a mannequin. That's a person. He is frozen. Oh no, his posture is not giving mannequin. Yeah, that's a person.

It's giving letter C. I, um, that is exactly Kylie Jenner. How do you feel about them as a couple? None of my business. Feels like he's a make a wish kid that like. None of my business. Wish for pussy. Insert make a wish kid.

Um, I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far. I actually like feel like. Timothy is like higher tier. I'm not going to blame my writers for that. I wrote that one in my head. To me, though I do love the Kardashians,

you know that Timothy is actually like higher tier to me. So he's not doing make a wish right now. That's a tough picture to look at. But the relationship does not make sense to me, but it's not for me to understand. No, it's like none of our business. Yeah. But we can, like if this was not them,

at all and I just saw this come up and I'm like oh random you know yeah I just saw them in public and they weren't who they are seeing Timothy and greta gyrwig and kiley talking that I was like that's not clicking for me like what what's kiley saying right now what's greta to say to kiley how's timothy introducing her so many questions running through my head and I'll never know it's so weird at these at these events seeing they're the subject of this photo but then killion murphy is in the back I'm just like that's weird to see like some someone like him in the back of a photo. Right.

Like, did Kylie say hi to him? Well, never know. It did seem like there were a lot of boots on the ground with cameras, though. Like, we got a lot of, like, fly on the wall footage, which, like, I wasn't ready for. Did you hear Merrill Shreep and Martin Shorter hooking up? Oh! No. What?

Yeah. Hell. Hell, yes. Yeah. Hell yeah. Because, and then people were saying, you know, how Selena was whispering to Taylor. Yeah. Something.

And people were like, oh, she was saying the whole thing. about wanting a picture with Timothy and Kylie said, no, that wasn't it. She was saying and she was able to clarify herself. She was telling Taylor that two of her friends were hooking up. Wait, let me, I want to see the video and see. Oh my God. Yeah. This is making my loins quiver. OTP. OTP. Wow. Hell yeah. Mm-hmm. I love that. I want to put them, I want to cut that picture out and put it in a locket and wear it around. We should frame it for the set. Yeah. The video of Celina Gomez whispering to Taylor Swift and

So she was actually saying That two of her friends were hooking up She wasn't saying anything about Timothy and Kylie It's hard when someone gives you the words that they read the lip I can't unsee her being like Confirmation by you I asked for a photo And she said no

That's what I saw or something Yeah But she was actually just saying She were her friends hooked up And then people are like oh, she's talking about Martin Short and Mow Street. Well, she says no, and then she does that like, oh, yeah, you heard me, bitch. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, anything, you could tell me she said anything and I'd be able to see that on her lips, you know? But, like, Kaylee Teller goes, with Timothy? Maybe it's a different Timothy? Oh, it's Timothy short. Yeah. Martin is, Martin also goes by Timothy. Martin is short for Timothy. Oh, I'm so dumb.

Mm-hmm. No worries. Could happen to anyone. That's footage where it's like, whoa, they must have a camera on all of these big players to go viral. They must have cameras on them the entire time to get like this snippet because I've seen this 40 times. Right, you are never safe. Like you have to monitor every action, unfortunately. Oh, God.

Woo! Okay. Okay. Next, Jennifer Lawrence is perfect. Just wanted to throw that out there. Did you see her, like, there's not a single, Jennifer, if you're out there, or if I'm yelling into the, void that's fine too love you i don't i can't think of any any person on walking earth right now that is more ideal and perfect i she is an exceptional woman i'm in love of her there there's no

it's it's it's it's making me blush right now i've been saying her name i know you're turning red she is incredible and i am thrilled beyond belief that she was nominated for her work and no hard feelings yeah oh my god i knew that you were feeling that way yeah i could tell i'm sure i'm i am surprised that Andrew Barthelman was not considered. Well, he's such a freshman scene. Honestly, like, I know that, like, you can't nominate a movie for a Tony, but that should be a movie that's nominated for a Tony. The exception.

He should win a Tony for that film. Okay, that's, here we go. For his performance of Band Eater. People are forgetting that that's a rom-com and that actually was a step in the right direction. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. That's, let's go there. Yeah.

Let's go in that direction. Yeah. Let's go in that direction. That's one where it's like, I'm not. in this is this a rom-com like i'm not right it should be like is this a rom-com that's where we are there is romance and there is comedy so it's not and you know what it's not where you it's not where you expect it to be it's not traditional it's not traditional embrace the not traditional it's 2020 what is 2024 now 2224 embrace it yeah yeah i say i'm yeah i'm yeah i'm yeah i'm on your side when the camera

cut to her and when she was nominated for no hard feelings and she she mouths yeah Get her on stage to host. And then she won! No, she didn't. Then she lost. And she stayed. I thought she won. No, I'm a stone one.

Oh. Which, by the way, she should have. For what? Poor things. Oh, I need to go see that. It is. I don't know if you'll like it or not, but I thought it really was incredible. She is.

That's one of those movies I think I already said this. And I walk away from very few movies thinking like the acting was so good because I'm usually to just focus on the plot. The acting. Oh, I'm going to go see it. Yeah, and that's such a character to play. No character has existed like this before. I've had a 10. Two hours, 21 minutes, I can wrap my head around that.

Yeah, it wasn't, it didn't feel long to me. A little long for me. It was awesome. And I'll leave it at that. All right. Well, um. Shall we move to the bonus? Yeah, we can.

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