Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Just Gorgeous

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

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We're back though. That was yesterday for us. It was yesterday. It was a day of your. We're back. I'm feeling like kind of cranked up. You feel cranked? I'm cranking, yeah.

I'm trying to crank with my, I've been experimenting with Celsius. I had one last week last yesterday. Mm-hmm. Depending on how you look at it. Depending on who you are and how you look at it. And now I'm trying this. one. This will ruin my chances at like working with them ever, but I don't think I care.

I found the one yesterday to be pretty disgusting. Is that fine to say? The way it tastes is. Excuse me. Tases? You don't feel that way. I don't. I like them all.

I just don't like the taste and that's fine. And this one today I find to be pretty gross as well. But I'm going to keep drinking it. See, I love mine. That's like, I, like I, I, I love my green apple cherry. I don't like soda. Well, these are sparkling and you just don't like sparkling.

But it's underneath the sparkles. I don't care for the base. You don't like the character, the makeup of the cells. The bones are not good. It's weird for me to take that personally. And I have no skin in the game, but like I do. I know. Yucking someone's yum can feel personal and I'm sorry.

I just, I'm going to drink it. It's interesting. Usually if I have like two cups of coffee, I can't nap during the day. But yesterday slash last week, I had a coffee to Celsius and I conch for about two to three. Yeah. And maybe it didn't even work. Well, no, you also said that with Adderall. See, like you're having adverse effects to like stimulants.

That's true. Which is cray cray. Hey. You can't take this. You can take this bitch anywhere. No, you can't. So tired. She is napping.

So tired. Onged out. Now, let's talk about it. Okay. The question on everyone's lips. My stilettos? Yeah. I'm wearing stilettos today.

If you're not watching visually, I encourage you to open your eyes. Brooke did stomp in hearing her cellados. I can't walk in them, but I love them. And every head turned. They said, who's that girl? I love them. I can't walk in them, but I did just get my package of new shoes. So it was like, oh, I have to wear them.

Got to break them in. Are you only on a vacation or something? No, I just can't stop online shopping. Right. Well, I'm going to Philly slash New York, and I actually feel a lot more fashionable on the East Coast, and I feel like I have to prepare as such. That's normal. Okay. Because, yeah, here is just like I will throw on athletic shorts and an athletic top and call it a day.

Yeah. Whereas I don't feel that way in NYC. In York. Yeah, Yorktown. I don't either. I love Yorktown. I feel like you have to. What do you know about the Battle of Yorktown?

Oh, God. Where do I begin? I don't even want to start there Because you know I get fired up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah In New York, I'm really rock, first of all But second of all, I feel like it's a lot less pressure To put like curate outfits

I'm just like, okay, I'm gonna throw this together And like it looks like shit to me But like other people outside are like, Oh, this is cool that you chose to piece This camouflage piece with these striped pants Well, what have I said about patterns? You can pattern clash. Yeah.

You saw my office yesterday. I still have to do the bigger office reveal. It looks good. I've been waiting to hang this light up, but I don't think that's ever going to happen. Tasker. I know. It's harder than it looks to like schedule time for someone to come in your home because it's like, I don't know if I'm going to want someone in my house tomorrow at 3 p.m.

I scheduled one for two weeks away because I wasn't home. I can't do like to mount my TV. It's just really tough and so awkward. Not something I want to schedule. I was going to mount my TV but it's into brick and so I just really trust I do trust like a grown man to do that

You have real brick It's painted over white of course They plastered over it You can't even see it But I knocked on it and it's like It's a solid piece Unless it's a bolder Unless my house is made out of a bolder

But can you see the outline of the rectangle Oh no they plastered over it It's like flat Oh could just be brick or like cinder block. It's probably cinder. I'm going to tell people it's brick. I have brick in my kitchen.

I did too. I died once. It doesn't mean it's not brick if it's wallpaper. I lost something once. It's brick in the eye of the beholder, the brick holder. Yeah. So I was walking today. I'm saying a hotel right now as I'm in town visiting.

The weather's really glorious. I was telling everyone. Glorious outside today. When I came in a day, I go, wow. I move to New York? Why'd I leave this town? You'll come back. Hey, hey, oh, please don't go. They always come back. Yeah, they do come crawling back. But no, I make, I mean, it's, it's also gorgeous in New York. And it's like, the vibes are very high. But I was walking today, and I was walking past this park. And when I first moved to L.A., I obviously got online, and, and I'm,

reading all of these scary stories about L.A. and about where I live. And there's a park that, I guess, cost the city of Santa Monica, 30. million dollars or something to build. Tonga. With the stabber? Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll shut up.

Tongva Park is a park that costs like 30 million dollars to make. And I immediately start reading about this guy that hangs out in Tongva Park. And they call him the Tongva slasher. See, I was off. So the slasher would go around and slash people with his machete. And then the way Santa Monica works is you go to jail after slashing. for about a day. And then you are released back into the wild

to begin your slashing again. And so the Tongva Slasher would go back to his old stomping grounds, Tongva Park. And so I was so scared. And today I said, you know what? I'm going in the damn park. I'm taking the dog. I'm going in.

Tongva Slasher and all come at. There was no slasher. The slasher could have been my own insecurities holding me back this whole time. The slasher was inside of me. That slasher was real. Slasher was real and someone died. So, you know.

Slashir was actually outside of me and at Tongva Park. Right. So that was years and years ago. He's gone or he's just subdued and he grew out of it. You know, that happens. Growth. With serial killers. They grow out of it?

No, they don't grow out of it, but they are like, remission is not the right word. It's like, they're dormant until triggered again. Oh, wow. Yeah. You couldn't kill. So he's probably in a dormant period. He's in a dormant state. Although he doesn't seem like a serial killer.

He just like slashing. Yeah. It's just a surface wound. Serial slasher. He's a serious slasher. He did kill someone though, so he killed. So he, a killer. He's a killer.

I wouldn't say serial. A killer and a serial slasher. Let's not jump the gun. Let's not jump the machete here. He's a singular killer. But a serial slasher. He's a serial slasher, but a singular killer? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He's a multi-hyphenet. That's what I'm saying. He's a multi-hyphenate. He's a young. Okay, I got to stop talking about a slasher as a young professional. But, so it was gorgeous today and I was walking around. And sorry, the table provides a perfect structure to itch. Where's your foot scratcher?

Oh, it's under my thing, but it kind of vibrates my feet in so much that it makes my shins itch. Like the pool jet? Like the pool. No one's talking about how the pool jet makes you itch in that way, in a painful way. It like jiggles. Do you get a bruise? I get like burst blood vessels from. the pool, no, I'm jealous though. Mine have no pressure. I'm not saying I don't have a pool. I don't know

what. No, I'm just like a hot tub. The ones I've experienced. Yeah. I haven't had the pressure to make a bruise on my person. Oh, I get like really gross like something. Yikes. Yeah. Yet again. And then very itchy. I also get very itchy when I go on walks, my thighs from exertion. Can I can I diagnose yet again? Yeah. You're falling asleep on stimulants and you're bruising easily. You're iron deficient. I'm not. I've got my iron tested. Eat this penny. I don't bruise easily. I just get a weird

bruise from hot subjects. I do not bruise easily. Do not get it twisted. You are crazy. Yeah. I imagine. I'm craving right now. Lake people

rise up. Okay? I woke up this morning with I don't even know the Just this like primal need to smell gasoline going into a boat on a lake. Ooh, that sounds really good. Wow, I wanted to get high off my own supply. Give me that spill a little bit on my foot, you know? Yeah.

I want to take it with me. I put a little bit on my wrist in my, who put on like here and here. I don't think I've ever been out in a boat on a lake. I've been out in like a bay, which I adore. But a bay that leads to the ocean? Yeah. I need to go to either the south or the Midwest, Michigan is what I'm craving. I need to go on someone's boat.

And it's this thing that we're in Texas. Like the parents finally like we got our boating licenses and they'd be like, all right, you can take the boat. And we'd be like, all right, let's all meet. It was the time like no one's drinking or anything. And it was just like crazy. We were like taking the boat out. Have we spoken about the blob? The blob.

If we have, it's left my. I'm frontal. The only time I really have experienced the lake is at overnight camp. And we had something called the blob in the middle of the lake, which was kind of just like a massive, like, blowup structure. Yeah. Where it kind of looked like an L and you would climb to the top. You would jump onto it and then sit at the very end. People know what the blob is.

Someone would jump on top of it and you'd go flying. The blob is famous. Okay. So we had a blob. we had a blob you had a blob yeah i was always requested to be the one on the back that jumps so you go flying because i was bigger then you were feet tall but i was bigger back then i'm not like i'm not i'm not i like how you typed into blob and there's just like a genuine like blob of i guess it's a jellyfish algae what are the jelly blobs in our right dock

i don't know we're talking about the fun blow-up blobs yeah but I and I never really flew that high. I would like to go in the blob now. Okay, I would kill to go on the blob. So we went back to my camp that I went to, Petinia's, and it was for a wedding. And so my parents came. It was really cool to be like,

I'm at this camp. I'm on these grounds and I'm, it's no other kids are here. It's VIP and I'm here. And my parents are here, and I'm showing them like, because they never, they would drop you off and they would leave.

Yeah. They never got to see the ground. You didn't have visiting day? No. I guess you were there for like two weeks. Two weeks. Some of my friends did four weeks. And you still wouldn't have visiting day.

Yeah. We had visiting day after four before the next four. I want to, okay, I'm putting a pen in something I'm thinking of. So my mom got on the blob, and it was her first time on the blob. Wait, you had a blob at camp? We had seven blobs. Can you type in camp Ozark blob? There's no way.

You had seven blobs. Yeah. Look at, look at up top. Top right. Yeah, one, three, three, four, five. And then there was two on the other side. Yeah, we had seven blobs. Did you not have to swim out like miles to get to your block?

No, you walk along the dock and then you jump off. Literally going to the blob was like a pilgrimage. Oh, we didn't have to journey to the blob. We had to journey via swimming. Oh, no, heck no. Miles. No, what was so cool about this, this was in a valley. So this is a river that they would like damn off in certain parts.

Whoa. And so it's a valley. And so on both sides are just like trees. And in the back there is the trapeze. It was like a trapeze thing you hold on to. And then you go out and you can do a backflip or whatever. And you land in the water. Water was always freezing cold.

Lake's scarier to me than the ocean. What? Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I want to tell this story about my mom. So my mom is on the back.

It's her first time on the blob. My dad jumps off to blob her. She has like stupidly like put her. ankles like I have to demonstrate she like did this instead of sitting you know you do your knees she like put her ankles on like crouched her ankles under her person so when he jumped her ankles like went in and so obviously she's on crutches for the rest of the weekend at camp such a bummer but horrible I think she was just she's just very tense yeah you know what she needs a clonopin no what What's the name of it?

I don't know. Cornbread hemp. Oh my God, I'm going to bring some home for her. So that ruined the weekend and that ruined the blob for my mom, which is a dang change. That's a shame to have the blob ruined for you. Yeah. I bet there's a lot of blob related, like, severe. I mean, we would sit on the side and we'd be like, as you got older, it was like, of course it's fun to do the blob, but it's also fun to hang on the side and be like, let the kids do the blob.

I'm 16 being like, come out and like, let the kid. And we'd sit. I would watch kids go, Joe. just Bing Buck, Big Buck, boom, buck, bang. They're flying off. You know, and it was a judgment call for the, for the life cards that are, like, allowing them to go and, like, spraying the hose

and, like, keeping it cool on the thing. And so it was a judgment call for them, but they're eight, they're 19, you know? Like, I don't even, yeah, they're like 19. I want to see a big kid launch a little kid, a little twerk off into the strato. Yeah. You know?

Yeah, I do. Like, let's have some fun with it. It's my summer, too. Maybe in the bonus we could look up like highest, like blob, like projections. Oh, wow. Oh my God. I bet people go, I didn't want to blob. Yeah.

I want to go blobbing now. I want to go blobbing now. Yeah. It's my money. I want to blob now. Yeah. You can. Blobnow.org.

Yeah. Blobnow. gov. Anyways. Anyway. Um, I thought you were going to say my mom needs a massage. And I was going to tell you. Fuck.

What the hell is it? Whoa. Sorry. Jesus. Act like a lady, I beg. Salis. My word, Connor. Ladies can curse.

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See you this summer. But I was going to say she could probably use a massage, which I got her like an insane spa package for Mother's Day. That's very nice. I don't think she'll ever use it. I'm literally going to have to like make her go. Driver. I'm going to have to go to Texas.

drive my mom took her spa day then I'm doing the spa day too yeah that's fine yeah um I was gonna tell you the story that my friend just told me last night about um she went in to get him or I don't know if it was her to her dad I think her dad went in to get a massage and the masseuse came in with one hand and the other hand was there and the only reason that's important to know is because he was wondering like if they would just use one hand or if they would use the other like arm as well they use the other arm and they say it was the best massage like they put like it was more of a like kind of like a pile drive to like a pressure point which is so incredible yeah that makes sense to me that masseu should open up their own practice white lotus style and be like i have a very

specific unique skill set of skills that like you're not going to find you're not going to find anywhere else. That makes sense to me, truly. Me too. More like pointed pressure. Pointed pressure. Targeted. I mean, they make, they make there guns.

Right. That are just that. Yeah. Color me intrigued and color me needing details. Yeah. Because post blob, I'm going to need a very poignant massage. Yeah. And you don't like, you don't like lakes.

I love Lake? No, I did not say I don't like lakes. You said you're more scared. I am because in the ocean, you know what's in there. You know, we're familiar with ocean creatures. I don't know if we are so familiar with ocean creatures. Enough. They keep finding new ones.

Like, we might not be familiar with what's in the Mariana Trench, but I'm not going swimming in the Mariana. Do you know my first memories at the Mariana Trench? You have not been to the Mariana Trench. I have been to the Mariana Trenchers. I believe you. Where is the Mariana Trench? It's off of Guam. Oh, yeah, I do believe you.

That's where I lived. So do you just go, like, take a boat out? You take a boat, but how scary? And it's like, we took a boat that had like a glass bottom. So you get like, see? That's my first memory. Whoa. Is of Mariana and her trench.

Yeah. She's deep. I bet. Yeah. She's, yeah, very deep. But I'm like, I personally, me, I don't go swimming there. So I feel like I know enough about the creatures that are like more so on the shallow waters of the Jersey shore.

I do not know what's in the lake. Stop exploring the ocean. We already found everything we need. All the good stuff. Crabbs, fried shrimp. You don't pluck fried shrimp fresh from the ocean. 10,000. And you don't even like shrimp.

10,000 unidentified jellyfish, go to hell. We get it. Water's wet. That's not my joke, by the way. That's, I'm just repeating something I'm remembering. I am more scared of the ocean because if I go to Lake Michigan or Lake Superior, it's big but there's no there's nothing in it's going to hurt me you could jump out in the middle and swim back to shore those are like the lakes you go in are like more clear right no i'm thinking

like i grew up on is murky like dirty it's it's more dark it's more opaque than mud and do you know where the bottom is that's what's scary no i mean i could be in the mariana trench for all i know when i'm in a lake oh my god no it's it's very shallow in a way where like i touched oh no i've never, I really am speaking off of one lake experience. I just never knew where the bottom was. In terms of deep? In terms of where are you? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah. The thing is it doesn't matter because you float. So who cares how deep it is? I care what's under me. Who's under me? What is under me? Well, they found bodies in the lake I grew up in. That's, I just feel like, yeah, when you're in the ocean, the body's washed ashore. In the lake, they could see.

stay there forever. No, it would float no matter what, but they tied bricks to their ankles and wrists. The lake, I think I'm really just unfamiliar with lakes, but what I'm picturing from my memory is kind of just like, there's no shallow end. Of a lake? I don't, yeah, there's a dock. I guess you would never go in the shallow end because it's just like reads and then the dock takes you out. And then the second you're like, when you jump in from the dock, there's no bottom. Are you just like making up one version of a lake? think I've really only been in one lake and there's no it was bottoms it was bottomless mimosa's you just like literally typed in like like clip art lake and it's like there's

reeds I'm like I don't we never had reeds yeah the lake the lake if I close my eyes and think of the lake at camp it's the dock and then like next to the dock is like reeds and like murky shallow ends that like no one would ever touch and by the time you're into the place where you would jump off the dock there's no bottom can we click on that bottom left photo Is that you? I just don't know if that's me or not. And you know what? I still don't know.

Oh my God. I'm not sure. And you know what? That's 2025. Oh, that could be me. They've got the same body. Still.

Oh, bless his heart. Bless him. Oh, isn't that weird? It was in Arkansas. I was in Arkansas. I didn't know that. Yeah. Wow.

So I spent a fair amount of time in Arkansas. I would love to go one day. I want to go to lakes. Yeah. I think the only lakes I really need to go back. to are the Great. Holmes? The Great Lakes.

Holmes. What? Isn't that the acronym? Huron. Ontario. Memorial Day? What's the middle one? The M.

Is it whole? Michigan. Oh, yeah. Home. Yeah. Erie. Superior. Yeah.

Nice job. Thank you. I didn't know that. I did. Like kiss your brain. That's incredible. Thank you. Wow.

Holmes. Yeah. Nice. Two things. Yeah. One, check out my tattoo being like almost gone. Where is it? I don't even see it.

It's being almost gone. Wow. Yeah. Nice. Thank you. This one's taking a little bit longer, but almost gone as well. Wow. You're like Pete David's in.

Yeah. Core. Core. Pete David's Gore. Second thing, you met my cats yesterday. Yeah, I did. I'll tell you what, I have some beef. It's soft, but I know.

It's so sad. Who do I have beef with? Rob. Okay. Rob is such a good guy. I mean, like, if I, if I knew him by himself, guys, Rob is such a fucking punk. No, but he's a great, he's a good guy. No, like, he, like, obviously it comes in and says hi.

I'm like, I cute, you, whatever, cute, and he cuddled with you. Yeah. John is, like, just kind of watching from a distance, and I'm like, I can tell he's trouble. Like, he's just watching waiting a second. John is trouble? That's in my head when I, when I just got there. So John's over in the corner. It's so unfortunate how close their names are and how identical they are because it's hard

to remember. They look nothing. like. Do you feel like they look alike? John has long hair. Rob has short hair. A buzz. But like Rob came into every room with us, you know. And then like I went to hang out with a John and Rob's like looking from the corner. And then we go to eat our Chipotle.

And there and and I guess I guess Rob had gotten a little fired up and just went straight up and ripped a chunk out of John's hair. It's sad. And Brooke is yelling at them like like, like little. young men and they were fired up but poor rob is just like minding his own complete business john is mining his complete and i just like i was just like oh rob you you piece of dick like no he's a good guy but he's a he's a he's a territorial cat and i do not know what to do he's and poor john won't come out from his tree unless and when he does it's chunk hair chunk yeah so i'm glad you got to see it because it's like what is i understand now what does one do i know what one does but i'm not

going to say it on the camera. I'm not rehoming Rob. I was not thinking that. Oh. You're projecting. I just, it's so sad. Oh. But they say to give it three months.

Yeah. Just give it the whole summer. Do you mind? I mean, what choice do I have? None. Now. You're in too deep. You're in far too deep.

Yeah. Poor guys. And I've been singing Iris to John a lot. Just so that. Just he knows he's my Iris. I'd give up forever for him. Oh. All well?

What? All as well? Yeah. With you? I was trying to think of something I was going to tell you. Well, we had everyone submit things. Yeah, I think so. We had people submit a couple things.

I had people submit, and we always do this double-edged sword. We do one easy, one a little tougher, one that's a little bit of a, one's a little bit of a thinker. once again you guys are so consistently on the same page with each other I had I want to encourage everyone to go when you think you have something to submit

go a little bit deeper for me I said what is something you believe believed as a child that like you learned is completely false everyone said you can't drive with the car lights on we got that about 1400 but that is so true yeah

It is so interesting how many experiences you learn are universal as you age. Yeah. I saw this TikTok that was like, does anyone else always have my date with the president's daughter suck in their head? Yeah. If anyone says it, it's because the song was, well, the song title is the same as like the exact chorus. My date with the president's daughter. But it's just like randomly like once a year like my brain will just go, my date with the president's daughter. And that will happen to others too.

Who knew? Cousin Logan for my whole entire life. My whole entire life. My whole entire life. I don't know. In the other room. I'm like a bird. Doesn't know any of the other words.

Yeah. It's a tick. I just didn't know people did it with my president's daughter. My date with even. Yeah. My date with a president's daughter while you're a toe black. Yeah. Anyway.

Yeah. Prompts. Okay, so I gave that prompt. I just absolutely did water, waterfall mode out of my mouth and caught in the light in a beautiful way. It's crazy that spit and spitting while you're talking has become disgusting. I think it's always been disgusting. COVID made it especially disgusting. But sometimes when it catches the light in a certain Geneseiqua, I'm like, wow, life is like short and beautiful. Jonathan Groff has made it beautiful again. Yeah, but there's, sometimes it catches

the light and I'm like, I almost see a rainbow. I have this instead of my mouth watering mints, I now have mouthwatering spray. Good. That really works and gets you wet if you need some. It's good to know. Anywho, I also ask people what pisses them off and I got some good response. Wait, when did you do that? Literally when you did yours but hours before.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But not pisses them off, petty things that. Piss them off. Oh, Jesus Christ. I said what are some petty things that piss you off? Okay. Do you want to start or should I? I have some

See this always happens When I'm like wow this is good This is good this is good And then I read them and I'm like Hmm Okay I have some if you want me to start No I can start Allow me

Okay hit it When people blow their nose around me Go to the bathroom thanks What do you think Because I know that you're gonna agree With the blower on this sense I hate that Like you have such a view of me

That is correct I know you. Yeah, you can blow your nose in public. Like it's very natural. I disagree. No, I disagree. Do you agree with me? I agree with you. Yeah. You can blow your nose. Now, if you, if it's like a clinical situation, like that type of like when you know, like you have there's there's, it's like when you know you know you. Oh, like there's an underlying issue happening or there's a part of your brain that just came out of you. Yeah. Go to the bathroom. And you know and you know. You know. When you know you know you know. It's not like you have a sniffle and you do that.

It's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that was coming down the pipeline. You do. Yeah. And so that, yes, my pet peeve with blowing your nose. And this, I've, I ended a new friendship. So it's like not a huge deal. But I ended a friendship because of this happened.

I don't know if I told you this. We're at a restaurant. Someone is sitting there at my table and they pick up the cloth napkin. I think you did say. And they blow their. load into this cloth napkin. Was it like a brain load? Yes.

It was like people turning their heads at other tables. And it's at a restaurant I really like. One, I know all of the staff too. And then you put it on the table and then someone has to grab that with their hand. And then they wash it. If it's a paper napkin, if you're at a restaurant,

go to the bathroom blow your nose. Yeah. For the most part. Two, don't blow your nose into a cloth napkin. You absolute barbarian. I never understood handkerchiefs for that reason. Like you want to put your boogerie cloth back into your breast pocket? I'll tell you he does that.

I'll tell you does that. Anytime you borrow a jacket or a sweater from my Mimi and you put your arms through the sleeve holes, you are going to hit a tissue or two in your way out of the hole. Well, like tissues are fine. I don't understand reusable, snotty cloths. I think that that was. Handkerchiefs, I do not think that they should be a thing. I think that was a little bit theatrical though, too, when they would go,

you know when a young woman was crying Why do you want to keep using the same boogery cloth? But I think that it was more like I have a drizzle. I have a small, I have a small leak. Anytime I've seen someone use a handkerchief, it's a full blow.

When have you seen someone use a handkerchief? I don't know, but I know I have. I think in movies in like an old timey. I'm picturing like Ed Westwick handing someone a handkerchief. Wait, so in summary. In summary. You can blow your nose and. public and that's fine but just be self-aware about where you are and what kind of stuff

knows you have here's what i will say really quickly that always pissed me the hell off when i was little and picking my nose for the purpose of like there is one buger there and my mom would be like use a tissue and it's like that's only going to impede what i need to do yeah it's only a bear it's only a barrier to getting this out that's that's definitely a speed bump Do you agree with that? 100%. Now, should we be picking our noses in public? I didn't say I was picking my nose in public.

I did. I did. I kind of like, that's part of like letting go and letting God where it's like, it's my life. You know? Yeah. If I want to pick my nose, I'm not looking, I'm not in the market for friends. I'm not trying to get married right now. I'm going to pick my nose in public.

Now I'm not saying. When do you think you'll get married? Ham. Probably my 30s, which is weird. Yeah Let's move on now I got one I found out last year

That actors aren't actually having sex in movies I'm 23 I mean That's That's pretty late to figure that out That's late to figure it out I will say I thought

I thought having sex was making out In movies until I was Like probably too late to Know that which is weird that's just the sex education failing us in Texas in public schools. But, um, I think I was really confused about what sex was until.

Well, considering, considering everyone was giving each other hand jobs, everyone was not giving each other hand jobs. And considering my friends, like everyone like at parties. Yeah. You know,

I told that story about my crush sitting, sitting next to me on the couch and actively giving the guy next to her a hand job. I don't think that I ever experienced, that in public. And I still thought making out with sex. Like what did I think the hand job was? I don't know. Um, and then the one next to this, which is, I think is great. My uncle, my uncle convinced me men give birth to dogs, which I love. That's actually, there was two of those. Men give, that's good. That's, that's in the same

vein as like, I always thought dogs were boys and cats were girls. Yeah. Like women give birth to humans and men give birth to dogs. The dogs, yeah. I get it. I'm like subscribed to that. Still. I don't hate it. I don't either. Yeah. Let's make that happen, y'all. You would give birth to a dog if you could.

Completely. I mean, I want that. Yeah, I gave birth to Max. Yeah, out of your butt. Okay. Are you up? Yeah. Glasses at formal events.

Sunglasses? It just says glasses. Oh, well, okay. Now, I'm four glasses at formal events. I am too. I've always been, and I'm talking sunglasses or, like, I wore these. to black tie wedding I wore a similar pair to the Grammys

I'm talking more so like eyeglasses Okay now we're getting into eyeglasses Yeah I think if you have Sunglasses I honestly would be less enthused by I think Right but unless you're styling them

Sure But even so maybe then For me Yeah I mean not if it's pitch black And I'm what you know you're I'm not wearing them at the reception at the wedding unless it's outside

and that's their fault. Seeing eyeglasses, I think I'm pro. You got to see. Now, if you got a fugly pair of frames, that's on you, put in contacts.

If they compliment your fit and they elevate it. I, like my personal preference, I don't think I've ever seen, I'm just talking about men, I guess right now.

I've never preferred a man without glasses to a man with glasses. Like if any, if there's any chance for a man to wear glasses, I would say yes. Okay.

Put those on your face. What about if there's transition lenses? I'm not speaking of transition lenses. Just classic seeing eye glasses, I will always prefer someone in them over not wearing them. What about like weird frames that are like Dwight Shrewt?

I mean, they're ugly glasses. Like I'd probably say, just get a new pair of glasses. You're just seeing a guy. at a formal event though you wouldn't want to come to me like you should get new glasses well if he's wearing ugly glasses like that's that's just like preference oh you know I honestly think I might like a guy better ugly glasses and no glasses at all really yeah that's a good question all right but we're just talking pro or yeah I'm pro okay yeah but now I'm uh I'm pro too maybe I'm being sexist

because now I'm like I feel like I don't know if I've ever seen a woman Ali Wong always does glasses at formal events and she always looks bright. Allie Wong, Sarah Silverman. I've never seen Sarah Silverman in glasses. She will fuck up a pair of glasses, seeing eye glasses. She will? Yeah. Can we type in Sarah Silverman glasses?

Yeah. There she is. You know people say I look like her. 100% you do. In some pictures, not that one. I feel like she looks like she could be my aunt. She does. Her sister.

She do. Okay. My turn? Yeah. In summary, pro. Pro. But I'm a little sexist maybe. Let's see.

That the world used to be black and white. Does anyone? Oh. I used to think that. I used to think that when TV turned to color. Yeah, that's good. Because everything that they would show us in the past, like all the photos and stuff of like World War II, they would all be black and white. Yeah.

That's so true. We all used to see like dogs and they made new eyes. Yeah. I guess I must have thought that too, but I think I probably realized that wasn't the case at an appropriate age. I don't know when I realized, but it was like, whoa, that never changed. It was kind of like the burn scene bears effect for me. Like a Mandela effect?

Mandela, not Burned Sea Bears. I don't think that's what a Mandela effect is. Yeah. Yeah. Because I was like, in my head, I was like, oh, the world is black and white. And then one day I was like, wait, it's not at all. I think that's just learning something. Okay.

Yeah, you're right. Because it wasn't a memory. The butterfly effect is also confusing. The butterfly effect is that one small thing can lead to, like, I always think, this is like, it's almost OCD. It might trigger someone's OCD because like I would always think like, oh, I need to save this ant from my house and put it outside because this ant might feed a spider that feeds a bird. Yeah. that like drops a flower seed somewhere and that flower grows and like someone picks it and gives it to their their their then proposes to their spouse and then they get married and they have the next president

who stops a war or some shit I don't know like I would think that it would happen because I saved the end if I didn't save the ant then like the world explodes that is the butterfly effect to me but everyone on TikTok is like can you believe that like butterfly effect if I wasn't born I wouldn't have this cat and I think that's just like not the butterfly effect people are able to take I think that's just like an event people are able to take any trend to be like isn't it weird that like if I didn't have that bean and cheese burrito earlier I wouldn't have had a fart that made my eyes water just now right that's that's just a series of events right rather than the butterfly effect the butterfly effect has to leave your leave your person it has I think it has to be like something chain a chain reaction yeah chain reaction chain chain chain chain I was debating between chain chain chain

and the Disney Channel Oh sorry I didn't know you're good I'm glad you brought Oh that's the That's the One thing can change the world Like one thing

The chain reaction Disney channel I feel like we don't talk about How Disney Channel had like All of these charitable commercials About like Joe Jonas Saving the world's natural resources Do you remember that?

It's like one thing you do today. Pass the plate. Not past the plate. That was about bringing, that was about uniting the nation. That was that past the plate has been more widely effective in bringing people together

than the United Nations. There I said it. I love zucchini. I completely agree. And when it's raining over here, it's sunny over here. Yeah. We're all.

We all are looking at the same moon. We're all one people past the plate. Yeah. Wow. It's the same plate. We might have to bring. Same plate different foods. Same day.

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What? Nothing. I got a really horrid email. People waiting for my parking spot. What? Back up. Don't put any pressure on me while I'm backing. Now, now wait.

Now people waiting for my parking spot. Me waiting for someone else's parking spot? Hey out! Very good. Get on your phone, bitch. I'm trying to park here. That is totally one of those things. It's like you can't do it.

But obviously I can. Sorry if anyone's listening in headphones. I will talk at a more mellow pace. People waiting for me while I'm getting out of my parking spot. Now me walking to my car and saying, you can come take my spot while they're waiting. All in my head while I'm getting my car, take mine. I'm getting in right now. I'll back up.

In my head, it's, I can see a halo. Halo. I can see a halo. How about someone trailing you while? you're walking into your car without you saying, hey man, follow me. On their windshield.

That's bad. But yeah, it really just depends on the person. Honestly, you can tell, you can really tell someone's heart based off of the way that they navigate trying to take your parking spot.

It matters about the distance that they keep, the hand gestures they make. It's all in the person. It is. Yeah. I've had some really great experiences with people waiting for my spot where I feel like I've made

a lifelong friend and I've had some really terrible experiences with someone waiting for my spot where I've wanted to back into them. I've had a couple things where this is like really something to look into, look inward for. But recently I've been holding the door for people. I mean, I've always held the door for people, but they'll just walk in and I'll go, you're welcome. And it's really not a huge deal. It's not a life changing thing. But I want I want that to sit with them. Be like, okay, manners please. I beg of you. No, when someone doesn't say thank you for me, to me, even though, like, obviously, like, I'm not doing it for the thank you. I am. I'm not doing it for the thank you, but when they

don't say thank you, I'm like, you, you are rotten of the core. Rotten to the core. I think that your apple is rotten right to the core. You shouldn't be allowed to vote. To the airport, to the airport, to the airport. I also think that when I let someone, that's like another lyric of that song. Oh. As someone who went to the one of the concerts. Are you talking about the part that goes the apple. It's the airport. No. To the airport, yeah.

It's to the airport? Yeah. Why is she going to the airport? She just wants to drive to the airport. I thought it was the airport. To the airport. The apple. The way it says airport about 400 times.

Why does she want to go to the airport? She just wants to leave. Because the apple was rotten right to the core. There was a worm in it. Whoa. I did not know that she was heading to the airport. I simply thought she was singing about the apple. The apple the whole time there's an apple.

Did I tell you when I went to Charlie, when she was saying this, the apple, it sounded so much like she said, Brooke Averick, repeatedly. There's a little bit of a mind game that's played where you can almost hear what you want. And Me and Cat looks at each other like, did she just say Brooke Averick?

She kept saying, I can't explain what. was happening. Oh, it was the butterfly effect. It was totally Mandela. Because if you wouldn't have gone to the concert, you wouldn't have heard your name through her lips.

Yeah. But I really felt like she was saying that. I also think Brooke sounds like everything else. That was like at my last show, the waiters kept coming around the corner and they kept going, corner. And I go, what? Yeah,

it sounded like they were yelling my name. What? What were we talking about before? Parking spots. Yeah, but like I was about to see. How did we get to? Oh.

Because they're rotten right to the core. When I let someone merge and I'm like, come on in. I'm like in a good mood. I'm not in a rush. Come on in. Oh, I miss driving. Come on in. And they like just come on in and they don't even go throw me one of these.

Rear end. Push you to the side. Yeah. Wave at me, bitch. Totally. Wave at me like a. Give me a nod. I'll take a nod.

Honestly. Like it's not like what? It's hard to throw a little bit. Like a little bit of common courtesy, my way. I agree. I have a pure heart. I agree. I've never not waved to someone in things.

And then when they don't wave back to me and things, like, whoa. My God. Me heading to the airport. Ew. Speaking of apples in the airport, I got an apple at the airport the other day and it was wrapped in saran wrap as they do. They wrap all of the fruits. Like even fruits, I get apple.

You got to wrap in something because I'm going to eat the skin. But like, they'll wrap bananas. and like oranges in saran wrap and i'm just like you guys are such freaks um but i love putting sarin wrap on my body well i sorry that like for medical procedures sorry it's like i love when the tattoo person puts saran wrap on my tattoo after it's covered in aqua four does that make more sense yeah okay i was talking to a young man last night from switzerland and i said you're the softest hand And he said, thank you. I used to be in the Swiss army. And I said, explain how that's, did they moisturize you every day? And he goes, no, it was so cold outside that my hands had just gone to,

they just busted to bits. And one day I said, I need to fix this. And my Swiss aunt told me, get some gloves, some cheap gloves, fill them up with moisturizer and sleep in them. And I kid you not. I was like, I'm taking a back bite. Your palms. I want to do that with my face. Like, mask. Okay. One more piece of advice to the people and everyone's going to be like, you're going to get cancer from doing this. I might. I had like a really early morning shoot in Jersey. I think I told you about it. Like, and the New Yorkers just don't go to sleep ever. And it was like two in the morning. I had people over my house and I was like, you guys have to go because I have to be up at 6.30. Like I'm only going to get four and a half hours of sleep now. And I had gone earlier knowing that it was going to be a late or night because we had a concert or something and then I knew it was just going to be late. And I got a CVS face. mask and I put it in my fridge and I go this is supposed to be a 20 minute procedure but I go I can't waste 20 minutes waiting up to throw this away I'm gonna sleep yeah of course so I put the mask on I wedge my face in between two of my pillows or my head in between two of my pillows and I and I conk I woke up I I have eye bags when I have had the perfect night's sleep had a bottle of like or so much water the day

before vegetables protein whatever I'll have the healthiest day ever I'll wake up with eye bags four hours asleep, night out with drinks, I woke up smooth as could be, zero inflammation, and just gorgeous. I was like, I could see my reflection in my reflection. I'm thinking of you looking in the mirror and going, just gorgeous. No, I was taken aback. And the mask had shrunk to the size of, like, if you put spinach in a pan and it was just like, guy, because my face had sucked that thing dry. Yeah. It was awesome.

I was like, wow, this is, so I would say go to CVS, get the crappy little cheap eye bag under things or like the mask and then fall asleep in it and they shrivel up because your body is so thirsty. Yeah. I love putting my eye under eye things in the fridge. It's just awesome. And my thing that like, I have a thing that I don't know how to describe the motion, but you just like. Guasha? Yeah, guasha for the under eye pieces only. So you just guash out your under eyes.

That's in the fridge too. And I love that. Oh, that's nice. You have to put it in the freezer, though. Yeah, you should put it in a freezer. I just saw these things on TikTok that this girl made. Small business owner, small business woman owned. And it's like an ice popsicle.

And it's like being sold out all that. Have you seen those? I have bought one. You bought one? Is it work? Yeah. Okay. So is it's just putting ice on your face.

Yeah. It is, but it's in a popsicle thing. Put an ice on your face is one of those. That's propaganda that I will support till my dying day. Nothing works more than that. It's so weird. I saw one of those things where I was like, talked to the dermatologist about these

like skin hacks and everyone was like guasha 10 out of 10 works and ice like a cold guasha that I don't know that is I thought about propaganda that I couldn't get behind by the way as I was falling asleep oh cottage cheese cottage cheese is some that I was hesitant to try and now I am in love with it I can I cannot do cottage cheese because remember when I was doing that

long term deal with dairy yeah when dairy incorporated like just dairy just dairy yeah And one of the products was cottage cheese and I go, I can't stomach it. Like we're going to have to figure out a new way, a new path. Like we go, we can't. Because it's curdled. It's curdled a little bit.

And I go, it's not even curdled a little bit. It's just curdled. You guys, cottage cheese tastes so good with fruit, with on toast. You're getting like full bodies. It's so good. It's so good. And I was so hesitant. And it makes me so embarrassed.

And I was just like, no, people love it. Not, I didn't have an open mind to the curd. The girl that used to, that dips the stuff in mustard, now dips in cottage cheese and mustard. She's been transformed into a new woman. I can't. I can't. Can I show you guys something kind of weird? You may.

So like, this is disgusting, but let's keep in my, oh my God, has my stomach just been hanging over my pants the whole time? We're going to have to throw this episode away. Okay. So, I need to do laundry, but I've been on the road. And Oklahoma City, it was really hot. I haven't washed these pants since pre-Oklomacity. They were clean. I've worn them twice.

This is my second time wearing them. But I want you guys to see how much I sweat during a show. This is gross. I'm just getting ahead of it. Ooh, I've gone limp. Wow. Like, there's actual saltine buildup on my pants. Yeah, there is.

From, no, some of these shows, they're so warm on the stage with the lights that, like, I'm sweating out of my shins. It's really weird. Wow. And then we do, like, when people come up, we do, like, meet and greets, whatever. I have to tell people, like, I'm really sorry about how, like, how, like, soaked I am. I'm sure they're really understanding. Some are, and some are like, oh, wow, like, you were, you're being serious. And I was like, yeah, the show's over. I'm not joking around anymore. I'm really wet.

I've never seen any bad words about you being wet. Don't tell me if you have or if you've seen any other bad words about it. I'm like not even being dramatic because I love him so much. I really think Jonathan Groff has changed the game. Oh, you're going to say something nice about me. Wow. No. No, listen.

I really, I am not. But I really think that Jonathan Groff has changed the way for how we see wet men. He's paved away. He's paved away for wet. It's okay to be a wet man. Jonathan Groff soaked so I could wet. Literally.

Being a wet man is fine now. Being a soaked man is fine. Like being a jerked man is fine. Like being a jerked. A drenching, soaking wet man. Listen, at this point, it's not only fine, it's sexy. It's almost embarrassing to be not only dry, but even damp. Like, get wet, you guys.

You're not soaked, you're not working hard enough. It's a wet man summer. Yeah, wet man summer. I'm totally. I'm on board. I'm soaked right now. Awesome. I'm throwing away this shirt after this episode.

Awesome, awesome. Ooh. Okay, let me do one. The airport. I can't get over that. I thought Santa Claus and God were brothers. Me too. Yeah,

that makes a lot of sense. All of these entities that are real and you can't see. It's like, oh, they must know each other. I very much remember finding out that Santa wasn't real and kind of going through this with my dad and being like, oh, my God. So like the Easter Bunny's not real. And he was like, yeah, exactly. And I was like, oh, my God. So God's not real.

And then he was like, huh? Like didn't know. I wish that there was some, I wish I had memories like that in between Marianna's trench and like my 15th birthday. Yeah. Because I don't. Like I dropped off after two, two, two, I'm saying times. I said two B and two a.m. two years old. And then 15. And I'm, I stopped retaining at like 13, 12, 13 and then through college. I don't really remember. And I have stories that have been told to me that I'm like, oh, no, I remember that. I don't think I do.

That's fine. It's just something that people have told me. You know, what's scary is that my mom will remember things? I've said this before. Remember things the way that she wants to remember them, like in her reality and it becomes fact to her, the truth. That's the same with everyone. I've told other people's stories so much that I've adopted them as my own.

And I said one in front of my high school friends. And they were like, that didn't happen to you. That happened to me on my family trip in Bermuda. And I go, oh my God. What he's real? I know. No, nothing is real. It just goes to show you.

You can create your own reality. There have been a few things that I've created. Like what? It's like things that like I was not like proud or happy of that I've just completely reinvented. And now I don't even remember what the truth was. Damn. D'Am. Damn, Daniel.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. Which like good riddance to the truth. You know that I was interning at Vans when Dan. Daniel got famous. What is the connection? What do you mean? Was he wearing vans?

Damn Daniel and the white vans, right? Oh, I didn't know that there was more to the sentence. Yeah, Vans gave him like a lifetime supply of vans and like a giant check. I want to get a giant check. I do too. Like that would be epic sauce. We could do like a race for the cure for doms and do. Wait, I'm super down to do like.

Something with a giant check. like mid-summer race for the cure project okay let's do dom's awareness and ellers down low i don't think that's what it's called is it ellers dom we need to really i think we really need to look into that yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna make an appointment of course of course i said like a week ago i'm like i'm gonna ask my assistant to talk to the therapist make the and everyone's like that's all hipa stuff and like someone else can't do that for you right that's a good point call and say you're me. And cats,

cat HIV. So, so we'll do a combo. Can we type in Ellers Downlow? I can't remember what. Download. Ellers Danlos. Okay.

Ellers down. EDS. EDS. Okay. So we want to do overly flexible joints I do not have. What's the symptoms again? Know that though? I don't,

I'm not flexible. Skin hyperflexibility, tissue fragility, including blood vessels and organs, potentially leading to complications like organ ruptures or eva. Okay. I don't have that.

We don't know. Okay. But I think it's like, how do you get diagnosed? Diagnosis typically involves a thorough medical history. Physical exam and genetic testing in some cases. Manifference focuses on symptom relief and preventing complications, which may involve physical therapy, pain management, and some cases surgical intervention. Maybe it's a spectrum and you just are lower on the spectrum.

Could be. But it's come up so many times that it's like it might be worth getting checked. I'm going to get checked. Yeah. When I have some time after, I think, the Hawaii show when I'm back in my city, I'll go to the doctor. I don't have a doctor yet. I've been going to urgent care every time I've gotten sick. Yeah, get a doctor.

I'm going to get a doctor. Your assistant can't do that. I think your assistant can do that. I think fine. At least find options. Yeah. What was it going to say? What was it going to say?

What was I going to say? Oh, left boob. Tell me what I was about to say. That's reminding me of the magic conch. That was one of the best episode ever. Ever. Magic conch? Can I eat this sandwich? No. Okay. Thank you for letting me know. Can I eat this sandwich? Yes. Squidward absolutely full blown passing away. I love. I wish there was a real life magic conch.

There probably is. Ooh, magic conch earrings would be very pretty. Oh, my stupid freaking stomach. Okay. Should I read one? Yeah. The Apple. The airport. Oh, my God. Oh, this is interesting. Do you want to go?

Can I say something just in terms of Apple that's airport? This is not even the one in the screenshot that I cared for, but oh, also that the word Apple was a swear word, wouldn't say Apple for three years. I had, there was one night at a football game. My parents would get this wine. I don't know if they got it as a joke or what at some point, but they had this red wine that was the brand. was called Fat Bastard. And that was also in Austin Powers. There was a guy that he's an Irish sumo wrestler named Fat Bastard.

And I didn't know Bastard was a cuss word. And one of my friends had gone into the women's restroom. You know, at that age where you hang out below the bleachers at the football games. And you just hang out and you never actually watch a football game. Probably junior high or something. I'm sitting with them. And she runs into the restroom and I go, fat Bastard. And I thought it was like a fun, funny.

I thought it meant like hippo. You know, like, I thought it was like funny. Why were you calling her hippo anyway? It just slipped out. I don't know. I don't even remember. That bastard just slipped out. I don't even know who I was talking about.

No, I didn't, I mean, whatever. I just meant to call her a hippo. Okay, I wasn't calling her fat. Okay, whatever. So I yell that in after her and a mom comes out. Now I'm in this group and goes, which one of you yelled that curse word into the bathroom? And I genuinely didn't know I did.

So I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. She's like, one of you did. One of you did. And I was like, maybe it was like my friend's older brother genuinely because I was like, I think it was maybe him. And later on, in the night, someone had told me like, bastard is a cuss word. I got so physically sick that I called my mom at halftime to come pick me up and I went

home. So sad. Like the color left my, I remember like that stuck in my brain. Color left my face. I was like, oh my God, it was me all along. All along. I'm the killer. I'm the killer.

Wow. I'm sorry that happened. No, it was like that really truly like took me back. Bastard though like didn't used to be a bad word. It was like reclaimed negatively. Bastard. And I think now it's being reclaimed positively again, but I'm not sure. Bastard is a child had a, yeah.

You're just like, oh, he's a bastard. Yeah. As in child out of wedlock. Yeah, but like that's my, that's how all curse words start is like not a, just like a word. I don't like bastard like that's not your fault. You're a bastard. Right. But I guess it's the same as like your mom is so like whatever.

Like the All-American Rejects dirty little secret video. Like my mom is so fat. My mom's a whale. A whale. Yeah. Well, okay. I guess do you want to do one more than we were at? Yeah, sure.

Hit us. This was just something that I also saw being spoken about on TikTok and then got it as a response. A man and a yoga class, workout classes are women's spaces. This is a hot take? What is this? Again, like a petty things that piss me off. Yeah. I really see both sides genuinely. Okay. Like it again depends on the character of the man and the class. Yeah. No, that's like not the case at all. Like it's a co-ed space. I think it depends on the class. Yeah, but if you want to take a women's only class, you have to sign up for a women's only class. Like that, that young man can also do hot yoga.

Yeah, he can. It's his God-given right. Now yesterday. Yeah, you saying that? I'm like, oh, wait, yeah, he can. But then the tech I saw the woman that was like, I really believed her as well. Well, there, like, there should be women-only spaces where everyone feels comfortable. But, like, that, there's not going to be enough men for a men-only class for hot yoga.

I was in the gym yesterday at the hotel and a woman came in. And I felt so weird that I was just in there with her that I left. halfway through my workout. So weird. The world is in it. I know. I didn't want to look in her direction, even though I was like trying to watch me.

Yeah. But she was over towards the mirror. So I was just like, I can't see myself. I'm just going to go. Because half of my enjoyment at the gym is like looking at myself as I lift something. I'm surprised you just admitted that. I don't care.

It's awesome. It's like because you're lifting something and like that's, I'm not buff. The most buff I look is like when I have a little pump going. Uh-huh. And I'm like, I can't see my form. So I don't know if I'm doing it right. It feels like I'm doing it wrong.

I'm leaving. Yeah. Like halfway. I was towards the tail end and I needed to leave anyways. But I also was just like, I feel weird that it's just us too in here. And I keep looking that way because I'm looking at myself and she's over there. Well, you're not a creepy man. Like, unfortunately, like men, you need to figure out like if you're a creepy man or not.

I know. She probably is like, who's this teenager that keeps looking in my. And if you aren't, if you are, you need to be self-aware enough to know that you can't do hot yoga class. The thing is a lot of creepy men are like the guy on the, the rehearsal that's a pilot that's been banned from every dating app for no reason right and the thing is like he had for no reason he has no clue he's going to be the one in a hot yoga class and that's why i understand the argument it's unbelievable that some guy that's been banned

from every dating at for no reason no fault of his own is flying a plane it's insane because that feels like someone that would make a rash decision i would like to like speak to your dad like i want your dad to watch this and i want to speak to him about like pilots because it's like there hasn't been a normal one When I see him next, I'll sit down and rewatch those episodes, even though I really don't think he's going to like the show. Oh, I don't think so either. It's an uncomfortable show, especially if you don't know NF. Yeah, if you don't know NF and this is your first, first. If episode two, episode three is your first exposure to NF, I can't even like begin to father.

We're not going to go that far. That being said, he really liked Always Sunny. And the episode of Always Sunny that he liked. I mean, the episodes that he's watched are so decrepit and depraved of Always Sunny that I'm just like, there are episodes that would show you and there's episodes that I wouldn't show you and the episodes that he likes I'm like those are ones I skip because I'm disturbed by them

a little bit. Interesting. And he's like oh it's so funny because he knows Danny DeVito from like the TV that he watches. So like he sees Danny DeVito in the Always Sunny Roll and he's like this is on but it's like seeing who's a really serious it'd be like seeing Austin Butler and like a hilarious I don't know that's a bad example. Like

who's a really serious actor? Like Joaquin Phoenix. I don't know. Fuck. That's in the episode. I also can't think of it. Thank you, Thank you guys. Uh. Timmy?

No, I need like a, I need like, I genuinely need a Danny DeVito and I can't think of a parallel. Because he's really so one of the mine. I can't hold a mirror up to Danny DeVito. He's like so unique. Okay. Thank you guys so much. This was way better than last week. We'll see you at our race for the cure.

Oh yeah. Wait. We need to, we need to sift through that. If you have any connections to racist for cures. And giant checks. Or giant checks. You know what the giant check is going to cost us like $250? Yeah, because I watched the office.

Dom's connections, Phelan AIDS connections, EDS connections, let us hear you roar and start stretching because we have a cure to find. I don't think any of the things that we talked about are deadly at all. And I think that maybe the cure for Dom's

is just like rest in water. And the cure for EDA. No, I think, while they might not be deadly, they are chronically under-researched. Because we don't know if I even have it. And everyone's going to be like, the research you need is go to the doctor. Well, I haven't even heard of it until you. So clearly it needs more awareness. We need to bring a platform. We're doing awareness for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well said. All right, thank you guys. We'll see you in the bonus. Come over to the bonus. We'll see you in the bonus. Come over in the bonus. Tell a friend. See ya. This week, I'm close friends. Let's take a shot of that tequila. Yes. Oh my God. I'm like so. thirsty. I've always wondered what it would be like to take Viagra as a woman. That shit will make a pussy throb.

I was so curious. I think that historically, Spanish people don't have, like, huge feet. This beat just dropped so hard. I'm going to need a fuck right now. Yeah. I'm going to bust on the beat. Sign up on TMG Studios.

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