Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Katy Perry Goes To Mars

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

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That guy has some beat up his sleeves. What up y'all? It's Brooke and Connor again we're here and you know what? What? This is going to feel really fresh and new for a lot of people because while we did record yesterday, timelines off for us a little bit. Timelines off AWF. Can I say can I give a little tease? Yeah, you could tease. So basically what happened was this is our normal recording day. It's Wednesday. The podcast comes out tomorrow. This one comes out tomorrow, but we've recorded one yesterday. with a guest that will come out next week. And Connor and I are flying over the moon giddy

about the guests that we had yesterday. There's before that guest and there's after that guest. And we are living in the after right now, even though you guys are living in the before. I'm so giddy. It was a combo platter. It was a combo platter. It was our first time back in the studio yesterday.

I texted in the morning. I was just like, I'm feeling insane. just like shaking. I'm so excited to be back in the studio and cooking up something good. And then it was also a combo of just like it was such a fun episode. I was having nerves.

Let's just say this person has been there all along. But sometimes you don't know what's in front of your face until it's sitting next to you and the Kelly Clarksons. This person has been there all along. I can't stress that enough.

Sometimes it's right under your nose and sometimes it's actually it's actually a foot and a half over your nose as well too. Sometimes just a foot and a half over someone's nose. Sometimes you might go in for um sometimes one of you might go in for a handshake and one of you might go in for a hug but it worked out. And you might be just like nose deep in his navel, their navel. Just like armpit. Oh, I forgot you're not like. I'm not. Yeah, okay.

Anyway. Anyway. Like where, yeah. Like my God. I know, it's kind of hard There is, there's lingering lasting effects It's like a drug The Kesha said it best

We can still feel them in the space I'm It was a good episode And it's gonna be so fun It's a good episode but more importantly It's a long lasting connection That is part of my DNA Yeah, it is part of your DNA

And yours too now Yeah I won't lie to you my god well it's good to be back welcome back end of the stude we're having fun today I had did ever tell you that my mom

would have dreams while she was pregnant with me that I would come out as a fly I honestly think you did say that my mom thought I was going to come out to the sound of law and order bum bum because that's all she watched oh yeah but where would the sound come from she just thought it would somewhere

it would like over the speakers like just divine intervention they play the SVU yeah or somehow like I would I would create the sound effect why and and didn't no I don't think it did well those were dreams of my mom was having that I came out just flew right out of the womb as a fly and then they're like panicking and she would be scared and they took me home like it's a boy like here that swaddled me up as a as a house fly and like handed my mom this like little young housefly and she took me home and they're trying to like raise this young housefly and they keep losing me and she would be like I'm scared I'm gonna sit on him and yeah I'm not gonna see him and I'll sit on him and then I had a dream last night that I was a fly whoa yeah and I had was seeing like lots of different views like because they have eyes that are almost like kaleidoscopes yeah is my understanding And it was awesome. It was great.

So maybe I'm, maybe I was born to be a fly on the wall. No, in one of the fantasy books I've read, um, one of the young men is a shapeshifter. And he shapeshifted into a fly for spying purposes. That's a dream.

And like, I was like, whoa. Yeah, that's a dream. That's neat. Because you could slip under the cracks of the doors. You could slip into a lot of cracks. You could slip into so many cracks.

You could slip into probably six cracks. You could. If you needed to. Yep. Um, No, and that's like what I came in this morning. I was like, I need to remember to tell Brooke about my dream that I was a fly.

And now I said it out loud and I'm like, why did I? No, thank you for sharing. It's like Stuart Little. By the way, guess who the dad in Stuart Little is? Who? I said guess. Oh. Because it's like you don't make the connection until you watch Stuart Little as an adult

and you're like, that's who that is. Wait, can I pull up, can we see a picture of him? Well, that gives it away. Oh, well, how would I? Okay, it's house. Oh, wow, yeah. Who's the mom? That mom...

I don't know if I know the mom as well as I know Dr. House MD. That young mother was everyone's mother. Yeah, I mean, I've definitely seen her. And every movie during that time. What's her name? Gina Davis. Who? Yep.

Did Stuart Little, the actor of Stuart Little, end up becoming anyone? I guess he's an animated mouse. Who voiced him? I think he was a famous. voice. There's nothing that pisses me off more than Stuart Little being voiced by Michael J. Fox.

Why does that piss you up? You're not a mouse. Stuart Little is your little boy. A little boy can't be. Michael J. Fox can't be an orphan mouse. You can be anything that you want to be. Remember when I told you if you close your eyes, you could picture that you're anything? I don't want to picture.

I guess I just said I'm a fly. I want to be a fly. But Michael J. Fox is not allowed to be a mouse. Oh my God. Nathan Lane. forgot Nathan Lane is in it. I love him. I'm really enjoying my new sitcom mid-century modern starring Nathan Lane. I need to dive in. You'll hate it. Okay. But it's fabulous. That's great.

Yeah. Sometimes when I'm reading, I'll make notes like, oh, this is a word that I like and would like to use in my book. And the last thing I have up is say instantly instead of suddenly. Okay. That's really good, actually. You think? Yeah. I think I like instantly. Let's talk about what's happening tonight. you can give me some advice. Okay, yeah, Brooke and I are doing a little fireside chat tonight. It'll be our first ever live show. And I feel like we're maybe kind of chewing on each other's energy right now,

the fact that I think you're a little nervous now. Yeah. Yes. Yes. But not as like completely distraught as I anticipated, which always makes me nervous. that you're not nervous is making you nervous? No, I am nervous, but I'm not like as bad as I usually am

and anticipated that I would be, which makes me nervous. I will say that every time I've done a show and I'm like, I'm so scared, I'm going to kill myself. You're like, you are being a dumbass. You should be. Because you do it all the time. I know, but when I take months off, I'm like, how am I going to go up there? But also, it's going to be okay.

And it's good that you're not nervous. No, I did not say that at all. Oh, my gosh. It's crazy when. I pour a little bit of water down my pants while I'm talking. And I think that like I'm beginning to release fluids from my body. Yeah. But it's the opposite that they're entering me.

It's just water. It's just water, man. It's going to be good. I messed up all my timing if it makes you feel any better. I am here now. I'm in L.A. My, I have a wedding this weekend. Yeah.

Listen to this. I have a wedding this weekend. And all of my tucks and my suit and everything is. in storage and so I have to go to a storage unit take all the boxes out and find my toxin stuff. Okay. How am I supposed to get a dry clean before Friday? And then get down, do the show.

It's Wednesday. Okay. That's true. So, no, I don't think you will be able to. I won't be able to. You might just need to buy a dry cleaned suit. No, you can steam. Soots are really expensive, right? Yeah, they're like a thousand dollars. You're effing

with me. No, that's how much taxes cost, right? Yeah. Wow. And I got a tux my senior year of college, and it's the same tux. Now, after I went to Italy, I wore the tux to that wedding in Italy. And I split my pants all the time. It's just a, it's like a little bit of an investment that I make in having fun at a wedding. I just know that I'm going to have to pay for a tailor afterwards.

Yeah. After that wedding, I had holes on the leg. of both of my pants, are both legs. But it wasn't splits. It was like as if I fell out of like a golf cart. Yeah, you might have. It was like Rugburn. No, but I was just

dancing really hard. Yeah, you love to dance really hard. Do you want to talk about how you danced really hard last week? What do you mean? Sally. Oh, oh my gosh. I'm forgetting. Okay, see my timing's off. Yes. Okay, so well, just let me let me go back, back Go ahead. Let me go back, back, back. Go ahead. Everyone was mad at me

last week because I was calling Fort Worth Dallas a hundred times. I encourage you to move forward. They're close. In distance. Now we moved forward. Then I went to Houston. I saw Max for a week. We talked then. Saw my parents. That was an insane experience

to be at home with my parents for a week. I golfed my off and I played so well. I'm just going through my whole experience at home. I'm back into golf. Luckily, there's not a single golf course in New York City, I don't think. So I won't be golfing you further.

Well, is there something similar to golf? Like, putt, putt, I guess. Like, is there another sport that requires the motion of swinging something downward? Croquet? You could start doing that. Or cricket. I don't think there's cricket. Cricket is baseball.

But, like, really British. So, do you? You just start in croquet. Croquet is like, is like, Croquet is like Prince Harry baseball. Yeah, no, it's very British. Oh, you could do Backgammon. I would rather jump off a bridge than do Backgammon.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. Backgammon is a fabulous game. I learned it late in life. How'd you go from golf to Batgammon? I don't know. I don't know either, sis. Hey, okay, listen.

So then I went. Then I went and I, so I left Texas. I didn't leave Texas. liar. I went to San Antonio for the final four basketball game. I bet money this weekend. How much did you bet? I bet and please gird your loins. This is a lot, but I was feeling really confident because I just asked who I should bet on. So I... Who did you ask? Did you inside trade? My bookie. No, I didn't ask a player. And like, they don't know who's going to win. You can't inside trade when you're sports?

betting? I don't know. Like, unless you're going to Tanya Harding someone in the parking lot, you're not going to know who's going to win. I mean, I guess there's like odds makers. There's odds makers. Can you consult an odds maker? I'm not familiar with any odds maker.

Who's your local odds maker and how much did you bet? I don't have an odds maker. I don't know. Is there an odds maker? The new Hunger Games book had an odds game. Well, that's a... What is it called? Odzmaker.

It sounds like there's a cat in the hat and then there's the odds maker that lives under the bridge and I got to go consult with the odds maker to go where did the cat in the hat I'm thinking of not cat in the hat I'm thinking of it's like an odds maker oh hunger games like you said no you didn't read the new book Narnia like Narnia I know they had an odds maker in the old books not like what's happened in this one okay a different kind of odds maker my bad it's a it's a fictional book how much does you bet so I have a book That's what they call it. What's a bookie? He is a bookkeeper, but they call him a bookie. Isn't that fun? But what is a bookkeeper? A bookkeeper is someone that places your bets for you.

How? I don't know. But black market? Okay. I don't know how you place bets. Also, is this illegal to do here in California? Okay, well, I wasn't in California when I did it anyways. I was in Texas where it's definitely illegal.

And you didn't know. I didn't know. Just like the way I don't know what date in April I have jury duty and it might have passed. Guess what? But I didn't know. You didn't know? Plea the fifth. What's the fifth you ask?

I didn't know. The fifth is silence. I'm pleading this. I didn't know. I thought the fifth is. Oh my gosh. Not us not knowing what the fifth is. The right to not perjure yourself.

Speak. Not to perjure yourself. Invoking the Fifth Amendment. of the U.S. Constitution which protects individuals from being compelled to answer questions that would incriminate them. Nice. To perjure. Nice, is that what that word means?

Perjury? Yeah, I think. But it also could be not what it means, too. But I think it does. Perjury. It's like a little avant-garde. That was when you throw up after you eat. Yeah, that is purging. Oh, okay. Love double entendres. But you don't like commit perjury

when you make yourself throw up. I think you absolutely do commit perjury when you're in the toilet. No, perjury is incriminate. Is he, can you look up perjury? I think perjury is incriminating yourself. I'm in the bathroom committing perjury. Right on Sunday morning, I'm committing perjury. Perjury.

The offense of willingly telling an untrue. Perjury is different than what I had claimed. It's like, perjury is willfully lying. Lying under oath. Yeah. Okay. That, yeah, that was close. Yeah, you were close.

But that only counts in horseshoes, which you could play. right okay and which reminds me how much did i bet um me committing perjury live on pod um i bet five hundred dollars that's how much i bet on blackjack okay lost every penny i bet that three times so yes but oh you got the bug no i did it all at once like before knowing because because because you bet because because because my odds maker yeah was like you should absolutely do the no-brainer one, which is Florida winning, which they won the championship. So they won the holding.

But Florida winning and then Duke beating U.S. University of Houston, which everyone was on jumping my bones about. So everyone does that. I don't know. I don't get. And then a parlay of both, which is like Florida winning and Duke winning. That's one here, it's both. And then individually on both the games.

I lost two out of three, but I won the Florida one. So did you get just your 500 back? I broke, basically even. Like, I didn't lose any money. Oh, really? Yep. Okay, congratulations on keeping your money. Yeah, okay, moments that felt like Goofy's yell.

What is it? What is it? That, something like that. Ooh, who, who, ooh, hoo. Yeah, something like that. Moments that felt like Goofy's yell. That was hysterical. I'm in love with that trend.

You should, what would yours be? Moments that felt like Goofy's Yell? Yeah. Moments that felt like Goofy's Yell, maybe like when I get up to go to the bathroom right when the check comes. And like, I don't have to pay for anything at dinner. Okay. I'm trying to think of my moments that feel like Goofy's Yell.

Maybe when I'm committing perjury and the bathroom. Can you come back to me? Yeah. Just think of like anytime you've. Nothing. more humiliating than having to say can you come back to me in school when a teacher cold calls you i didn't was never able to say that like i don't know us us do you know there's one time that i still remember from one of my grades where a teacher called me and i think it was

the only time and they were like what kind of graph is that and i was like that's a bar graph and she's like that is a bar graph and it was just a picture of a bar graph and i was like i know what type of graph that is do you know one time these two kids in like second grade were whispering to each other in science class. And Mr. Grove made them get up and hold hands in front of the whole class because he was like, if you two are so in love,

here you go. How horrible is that? I'm just, I just, just popped into my memory. Whispering, so get up and hold hands. They were like, six and they were like, just talking. They were literally just like, probably had a crush on each other, like, just talking.

talking and then he made them get up and hold hands. That is like horrible. Yeah, that's committing something. Well, he was like one of those like old, old teachers. It's like it's a new time. Like we're not doing like, we're not humiliating kids anymore. You know. Oh, now it's a new time.

Yeah. Like he wasn't like up to date on like it's like 2002. Do you think you could go back to school right now like tomorrow and be a teacher again? Like would you like be able to get back into it? I don't like. The few times I've come across a child, I've struggled in a way that makes me sad. Because it used to come so naturally. It used to be no different than talking to just like one of my best friends.

And now I'm just like, how old are you? How many fingers? How many fingers do I have up right now? But yeah, no, it's tough. No, these are the ones. But I hope that it would be like riding a bike. Like it would take a second, but I'd get right back into it once I grease those wheels up. Thank you.

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I went to the alamo. Oh my God, sorry. So I bet on the games and I was in San Antonio for the final four. And it was like the coolest thing ever. I was with Wendy's. I posted about nonstop about Wendy's. They were so fun. I love, I've always, Wendy's burgers have always been my favorite. Road trip, I'm going to Wendy's every single time. Not an ad anymore. But so fun. I looked like an absolute athlete in all those videos. Wait, that really was such a good ad. It was so good. Did they film that? They filmed it and edited it. Yeah. Yeah, which was really cool. It's, it's just like set the bar so high. I'm like, how am I supposed to move forward with anything else now? But then I had an inbound from a close friend Tucker, aka a role model.

A model. Remodel. And this was a while back. Actually, it was from Carolina, our friend, who works on his team. And they were like, could you do any of these shows? And I was like, my only day that I could technically make it somewhere that I don't have. I'm not on tour as well is Seattle. My sister's a big fan.

We flew up to Seattle, got in, and it went out as Sally. The whole day, I'm like, what am I going to do on stage? I'm texting Grace O'Malley. She's like, I tripped. Yeah. She was, like, going to go out and, like, chug a beard. with him. And I was like, I'll do that.

Because that's easy, low lift. And then I thought about it and I was like, no, I want to chuck some ass. So I texted. Chug some ass or Chuck some ass? Nice. Yeah, I want a beer luge out of Tucker's crack. I go up. Do you call him Tucker to his face?

Tucker said, who's the most unsurious Sally we can get and found Connor would? Wow, look how many people liked that. Oh, wow. Oh my gosh. See, okay, and everyone was saying, like, it was all over our FYP, and I was like, wow, why? Like, I'm the biggest narcissist in the world. How come it didn't come across my FYP? That is crazy that you can move your body like that.

What was crazier is like, I like that. I like that. What do you call that one? It was just a long time on the stage. Like, I had already done, like, every other dancer. So all you can, if you look at any other video with anybody else that's on the role model show, like, you do real, like, the song is so. jumpy point at your friends like it's such a like it's such like a bob down like oh g america song like sally when the wine runs out that like you do want to like chant it like point of your

friends and like jump around but i was like okay i got to do something a little bit different like victoria justice was i think the night before and then reney rap was the other night and dylan minette was one of the nights i was like okay the pressure's on like let's really do something so i walk around all day has there ever not in a sally? I think he finds people in the show. Jake was one, I think in L.A. I think he finds people in the crowd

if he doesn't have anyone in town. But my ass commuted to this because I was like, I'm gonna turn it on for this show. And so I'm walking around, I'm like, what can I do? What can I do? I was gonna dress up as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

Because his tour right now is no place like tour. Okay. And then I couldn't find any ruby red slippers in time. I have a pair. Shut your ass. Like, I'm so serious. Oh my God. You were Dorothy.

I was Dorothy. That being said, I don't know if you would be able to slip into my size sevens. I might have to cut the heel out. Yeah. But I wouldn't have been able to chuck ass like that. That's, you could have chucked the ruby slips. And the ruby slips, yeah. Off the stage.

Carefully. Well, so I'm walking around in Seattle. I find a magic shop. And Eric from the magic shop, I owe you one. He listens to the podcast. You're kidding. No, he did a magic. magician. He gave me his number so um but highly recommend the magic shop in the public market

I found it and I was like I want to do like like like a like smoke bomb or something and then I was like if I shouldn't bring a bomb to a concert. Sure. So then I was like I found this bouquet hidden bouquet and I was like food I was like how do I do this like whatever and it straight up is just like a bouquet and I put it in my sleeve. Yeah. And I was like I'm going to go out and I was gonna give it to him. And then on stage, in the moment, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna give it to him and I was like, he's like working.

I'm like, I can't give it to him. First, I'm sitting here. So first I like go to take my jacket off because it's like hot, hotter than a fever. And then I'm like, wait, I have my bouquet in my sleep. So I put the jacket back on, I pulled it out, and then I was like, wait, I should give it to a fan. So then I faked him out and I crawled out.

Oh, put it in your mouth. Gave it to a fan and then jumped back on stage. And then I'm sweating like a, like a pig up there so I'm like I gotta lose this jacket there's when I did the hop I like everyone's like I just got like I look like Elon Musk when he jumps you know but everyone was like I just got the yick and I was like I don't know what to tell you like this is this is like this is the real this is the realist version of myself that I've ever been like that is what I look like that's what I looked like when I got I really like the hop they someone needs to edit the hop to

da-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-na-na-da-na-na-da-na-na-da-na- you know what that's a moment that felt like Goofies, yeah. Oh my God, that is. And then he goes, get up on stage yet. We didn't rehearse at all. So, like, I didn't know when I, like, I watch everybody else's, but I didn't know, like, what do we want to do? Was like someone pushing you out from the wings? I was watching from side stage the whole time.

But I didn't know, like, what do you want me to do? I heard him go at one point, like, shake some ass, like, go do it. And so that's when I went like this. Yeah. But the stage, he was like, get up on stage, get on stage. But I was so out of breath from doing my hops all around the stage. All I could do was lay down. So I got up on the stage and I laid down.

And then I was like, oh, should I leave stage? And he was like, yeah, I got to finish the show. Oh, yeah. So I just like got up and ran. But I like how he was going to take off his jacket, but then remembered he had a bit to do. Yeah. Genuinely, in real time, I was like, I need to.

My bouquet. My bouquet. way. My bouquet. Yeah. I was like, I need to. That's hysterical.

I didn't know. I didn't clock it. The bouquet. I haven't seen any photos. Like the photographer there was going hand, but I haven't seen a single photo. So I need to figure out where those are. You could always ask Roll M. Roll M.

I could always ask Tucker. One of my guys, his friends, Tuck. But he was really awesome. My sister's a huge fan. And he was like so nice, like, photos, videos, whatever. And the team is really cool. And it was a blog. fabulous fabulous it's always nice to get back to seattle i have not i never been i haven't left you

would love it because i went to a cocktail bar before the show it was a book book it's called the bookstore coffee shop and bar and books or is there no books it's all books but like fake like no this room or like bookstore you could it's you can't buy any of the books but you can sit there and read them but are they what kind of books are they i didn't read the books i was having a Mr. Martine. Damn. But did it look like these kind of books or like books that like you would like find on my shelves?

No, it didn't have any of the like new age like AI covers type thing. It was like very this kind of vibe. But it wasn't like ancient scripts like what we have. Like what's like vibe on me bringing my Kindle? Yeah, you totally good. There's a whole half of the restaurant that is like where you sit and you can lounge and stuff. Wow. But Seattle I have not left like.

the absolute tourist central because it's always like I'm there for like a day and a half. Yeah. I would love to go. I eat some fresh fish just out of a trough. My stepbrother lives there, actually. I just got, I got nervous for tonight. I have a piece of throw up in my throat. Do you want to cough it out or do you want to leave it where it is?

No, I'll just keep it. Okay. Save it for any day. Do you want maybe a sip of water? Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a sip of water. Speaking of your throat in your mouth, I'm back. back into eggs. I told you guys last week, but I found the best way to make eggs. No one's

going to care at all, but maybe on the off chance that maybe someone does care a little bit about the way I make eggs now. Oh my God. My SEL lip shine. Sparkle gloss. Yeah, well, with a huge plumping comfortable wand plush. Something about a plumber wand is doing. Do my lips look bigger from the YSL beauty? It's not a plumber in that way. Oh. You know what I mean? No. Okay. There's like actual like lip plumbers that like make your lips tingle and hurt and like puff them out. I like the way it tingles and hurts. Those are like the science ones. This isn't like a science base plump. Science. You're putting science in your plumber? That is like there's like a chemical that is working over time to plump. Like this doesn't have that specific. It has spicy ginger.

It is but yeah. This whole episode is like subtle ads and then none of them are real. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Um, I want to just flag really quickly. something that absolutely does not matter but also does matter and I saw that they talked about this on the toast. Okay. Katie Perry is going to space in one week. Um, and she's, like,

God forbid. Okay. And that's all I'll say is God forbid, but like it would make sense. Why? The most like insane thing for, I don't want, like, that's horrible. Yeah, it's horrible. I know, but like. Why would you?

Why would you? Why would you? what is i wonder what her reasoning is trying to promote that album i i think but there's in there are other ways there's got to be another way you can stay on earth there's got to be another way god forbid that i ever get to a point where it's like well i guess i'll go to space do you feel like that would be isn't it crazy my rock bottom would be like i guess i'll go to space with jeff bezos's wife you are someone who like like wants to be in the public eye right what if you get to a point no one cares about you I'm not going to space are you going to space I can literally not everyone's like Connor who

I could say with my chest like an act such as this this is nothing like Goofies yell like what goofies yell to me this is like genuinely wow isn't it crazy that One person's goofy yell is another person's hosier yell. Yeah, no, okay. This is probably like a goofy yell. And hosier's yell for me is staying put here with my feet on the ground. Would you do Titanic submersible? Fuck now.

What would you rather? Right at sea level. It's perfect for me. What would you rather? Submersible or space? Oh my God. Space with KDP. I feel freaked out.

Space with KDP or some. KDP can be there. Who else is in my submersible? And you're submersible. give me like someone I'm like it's giving me it's giving me serious panic

wait who's someone that we love that is not the person that came on yesterday who's an additional person that we love the only person that I would feel comfortable like talking through you're into space with our guest yesterday or in the submersible with Matthew

Greg Goebbler into space with my what about okay best friend okay what about in the submersible with your best friend and in space is Matthew Ruebler. I think I'm doing space over the submersible. Even though like I'm so scared of flying, God forbid I'm out in the orbit.

That's the worst part. Question mark. The orbit question mark? It's like both have the risk of just like quick like explosion deaths. But in space you also run the risk of getting lost in orbit. Whereas you don't run that risk in space. But you do risk like slow drowning. You know you would explode.

You do run the risk of being lost. lost in both cases. No, but you die pretty quickly in sea. You would float for until you starve in space unless you decide to take your helmet off. This is giving me like serious like Goofy screaming. Goofy.

Goofy's like shouting in your ear. Goofy horror scream. Goofy shrill horror movies. Yeah. Goofy absolutely clawing at a window. But of a submersible. Okay. To to space with Goofy's yell or to the submersible with Hozier's yell? I think I would do space always over submersible just due to what happened with the submersible and the fact that space feels less claustrophobic. At least for space you're like, there's a view.

I'm not getting out of the spaceship and I'm not looking out the window. Oh, I'm taking one large sleeping pill and then I'm going to go to sleep on takeoff and I'm going to wake up when we land in the ocean. How long? How, what's the ETA? How long? Can we see what they're doing up there? All I know about this is that she's, she said, she said, we're bringing, we're putting

the ass in astronaut. That was her big headline. Nice. That wasn't my understanding. Can I be honest about what I would have said? A year? Two weeks. Oh, I, I was thinking at least.

Can I be honest? Wait, you can go to space in 11 minutes. Space and back in 11 minutes? The whole thing. Where is space? Like, why did I think? That's like, hang on. Where is space?

Because by the way, you can't get anywhere in 11 minutes. Is she just going like a little bit above where an airplane would go? Go down. Like I took an elevator today in my hotel and it took 12 minutes. Wait. Yeah. Where is she heading? In this.

She's just going to the stratosphere. So. 62 miles above Earth. with, yeah. With Gail King. Okay. How long would it take to get to, let's say, Mars? Because this is where I was thinking 11 days.

Oh, Mars is going to be like 50, 60 years, I think. Two to three years also, by the way. What if it was like 16 minutes? Hey, question. Where is everything? I don't understand. I don't even know. Where's Georgia?

Oh. Oh, what's happening? Not Mars being close. than if you were to drive. Wait, what's the closest planet to Earth? But you can't, you couldn't go there. So what it? Mars is the only, like some you are just burning up.

Or too hot. This is like not for us. Like this is not, this is not a conversation. We even need to touch. Like, I don't know. I'm being so honest. If you gave me a map, like Mars. My understanding was Katie Perry was putting a flag on Mars.

That was my understanding. Katie is going to be gone for three years. Katie's going 11 minutes total. Okay. Wow. Whoa. This just goes to show you that sometimes your understanding isn't what's happening. This is Katie's like afternoon.

She could do something after her. This is like she could just have her afternoon coffee and on the flight and that's it. She could wake up, go to the aloe gym. She could go to space with. Gail King, put the ass and astronaut come back and go to lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Wow. And then she could

So, okay, she's going 65 miles above the earth. How, what is the highest the plane goes? Good question. Three miles, I think, right? Three miles. Is it one mile? I don't know how miles. It's 10,000 feet.

42,000. She's not going that much above a plane. Whoa, private Jets can go higher. I wouldn't be comfortable with that. What is 42,000 feet in miles? Why does it matter? Set in miles. You could run.

Brooke, you could run. You could run up. You could run up. If you could run up, you could. I have run that. Wow. I could run up to a plane where they're flying. You could run up to outer space.

No. How many miles is 50? 65 miles. 65 miles. is what they said. That's how far it is. 65 miles. Oh, was it?

65. No, it was something about feet. I'm sorry. I've actually never run in my life 30 to 120,000 miles. No, we're getting our units confused. We're getting our units

confused. I think we should move on. Okay, like one unit of measurement I do understand. She's going to be out for 12 minutes. This is, can I be honest? This is starting to get to the point where long division was introduced in third grade

and I started to get my first headache. Okay. The thing is like now it doesn't matter. Like all I needed to know is that her ass is going to be up there under an hour, under half an hour. You know that TikTok trend that's like you have 30, like 30 minutes, 30 minutes.

You know you have 30 minutes. She doesn't even have that. You know you have 12 minutes. Like soak it in, baby. She's going to get, I'm just telling you guys now this is going to be the most liked photo on Instagram. It's going to be the most memed moment.

It's just like there is no one. No one. That makes more sense to be going to space. No, makes more sense to me to be going to space than Katie Perry. Okay. The fact that she's going to be plummeting back past the stratosphere into the ocean, like with Gail King. She's plummeting back into the ocean?

They don't just land. It's not a flight. They're plummeting. Yeah. What do you mean they're plummeting into the ocean? That's how rockets come back to Earth. They plummet into the ocean. all so sorry can i say one thing that i think would be so funny god forbid you may you know those

those astronauts that just were accident large parachute for gentle touchdown yeah but they plummet they come in they break the wow i know nothing about space believe it or not speed of something and then they they pop out a freaking what's it doy sounds like goofy's yell up there in the strato and then they It's Katie Perry hitting a note Like the chronicles of Katie Up there like if she started a journal And she got stuck in space

Like those astronauts that just came back after a year And they were only supposed to be up there for two weeks Like Katie Perry Lauren Sanchez Gail King And then I think there's a civil rights activist That's also going up with them That like that's cool to me

And Gail King and the civil rights activist is cool Lauren Sanchez's pretty cool too Katie Perry is ruining it for all of them with the stuff she's saying She's like we're going up in full glam There's going to be fake eyelashes flying around The thing and the Civil Rights Actives is like I'm gonna go up in lipstick I'm a woman

I'm gonna put the ass an astronaut That's good But Katie Perry is just like embarrassing To go up with Are you saying that you Want her to stay up there for a year? I just think that that would They're not getting off

They're going on for 12 minutes. They don't have time to get off. 11. Sorry. They have even less than I thought. But there's nowhere to get off. That's what I'm saying. So they're going, how long does it, so is that the total flight or is it 12 minutes to get up, 12 minutes to get down?

Total. And it's 11. That is a, that is a genuine ride at the county fair. Imagine my shock that they're not going to a planet. There is nowhere to go. I guess they could go to the moon. I don't. Wow.

Katie Perry on the moon. Oh, wait. How long does it take to get to the moon? I think that's what I've been thinking of this whole time. When you were like, what's the closest planet? I was like, no, because I was like, I guess Mars. I think when I said Mars, I was thinking of Wallace and Gromit. About three days.

That's what I was thinking of when I said two weeks. God forbid. I'm in a rocket for three days. But Mars is like a more, we have not sent really just anyone. We sent a robot and that robot passed. Just the Mars rover to Mars. Brooke. Thank you.

Yeah. And we have sent a man on the moon. Yeah. We have. Can I say? Yeah. This is something that came up a few episodes ago. Yeah.

When you said. Yes. I went to sleep and I was, I know what you're going to say. I get them confused. I said Neil Armstrong went to the moon. Louis Armstrong played a mean sacks. That's correct.

Yes. And I, when I walked away, I was like, because the whole episode I was like, but who's the Lipson bracelet? Lance. Armstrong. Armstrong.

Armstrong. So there's Lance Armstrong, Louis Armstrong, Neil Armstrong went to the moon. Yep. And you know what? What a perfect name for all three of those young men. Armstrong. Armstrong. Like that, like there must be something in the water.

Just understood that Livestrong is a play on words. Thank you. Live strong. How many Livestrong bracelets did you have? A hundred because my dad bought them in bulk. And I think he still has some. I had about 50 on my each ankle. My yellow wristband.

I had tan. I had tan. Well, I went, no, I went beyond just every color, live strong. I mean, there was, like, they said everything known to man. Peace signs, like, truly, like, truly, anything you can put on a piece of rubber. Sign me up. Yeah. I wonder what the environment, like, a carbon footprint of us just needing silly bands had, like, long term on the planet.

Can I ask you an honest question? Yeah. Do you think that was the dumbest we've ever sounded or has there been worse? No, there's way worse. Way worse. and that. Yeah. Also, like, we didn't sound dumb.

Who the hell was supposed to know that it takes 12 minutes to get to the outer skirts of the atmosphere? Not me. Not me, obviously. That's not our job. When people are like, you didn't know that? No. Why would I know that? Yeah, that's true.

I didn't go to school for that. Also, I have to make real estate in my brain for other stuff now. Like, that's not a key fact that I need to keep. You know, like, when it's not. SpongeBob's, me bring up SpongeBob. Now it is the dumbest we ever sounded. SpongeBob, why? Spongebob what?

And I love how impassioned you were just there. All I know is fine dining and breathing because he's cleared out because he wanted to do really good at his job. He wanted to do real good at his job. Is this the episode where there were hundreds of little spongeubs in his head in the filing cabinet? Running around. He said, what's the name?

What's the name? It's like, genuinely I have this. that when I see someone in person that I've met several times, maybe at a Trader Joe's or something, and they go, hey, oh my gosh, when have you seen you? I'm in my head hundreds of little Connors. What's the name? What's the name? And all I know is dried mango and sparkling water at that point. All I know is my grocery list. Wow, though. Wow, though. But like, that's the best reference that I had in that moment. Let's just hope no one gets a hold of the footage that we're about to publish as a podcast.

This one? Yes. Yeah, God forbid. Let's just hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. I know KDP's going to see it. Lord help me, I know this is going to be on like a dumb influencer montage. Yeah. I'm okay with that.

Because we have allies too. I promise you a large percentage of people watching like doesn't don't know that it takes. Let me know if you all. also thought Katie was going to Mars. Thank you. Okay, no one, like, I do not think of that. Some of the people thought, like, no, she never said she was going to Mars.

To me, out of her face is Mars. She better, she better play, You're so hypnotizing. Oh, hit me, oh, that's the Ponyer West song. I bet that's why she's going. To reprimote the re-release of E.T. Just because, like, she made some extra-trrestrial her brand.

Do you know what I mean? It's part of a brand. Go ahead and say that word fast for me when you're already talking. Oh, I was going to tell you something about an extra. Okay. Put it in. Exactly. Exactly.

Exactly. Woo. I'm sweating a little bit. Wow. Yeah. My heart rate's up. You're good. You're good.

Should we move on from space? Yeah. Well, I can't talk about this anymore. This is a space episode. Hmm. I, do you think? think it that it's kosher for me to reach out to the person that moved into my apartment so I can see how they decorated it while I'm here in town. Did you like follow each other on Instagram?

They follow me for sure because. Oh, you want to go over? I thought you were asking for pictures. I want to go over. I think you could walk by and I'm maybe like the back doors will be open. They text me today because they watch my Instagram store and they're like you're back in town. Oh, Ethan, yeah. Because they they make prints much like popp. Papa, Anetzi, he makes small prints to sell. He's an artist, freelancer. They make prints and they were like, because I left them a lot of stuff that, like,

they were from the fires and they were like moving in and they like didn't have anything left. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna act your vacuum, dining chair, dining table, all this stuff. And they're like, we wanna give you a print. I wanna see the prints. So say, hey, I'll be walking, I'll be taking a walk around there

Today, can I scoop a print? Can I scoop a print from you all? Or can I pop? Can I pop or can I scoop? Can I pop or can I scoop? I think it's coach. If you're, I have a texting relationship. Yeah, we have a texting relationship.

Yeah. I haven't got my security deposit back yet. You should follow up. I did. Okay. I did twice. Looking forward to that. But TBD, huge TBD.

It made me really, I don't think, I'll ever be happy. Why? Because I have so many memories and they all make me sad. Nostalgia of is sad a lot of times. Are you saying the memories are happy, but they make you sad because they're gone? Yes. Yes. I totally understand that. Yes. But just know that you're going to make new memories. I know. And they're just going to be different. That Andy Bernard quote always gets me. You don't know you're in the good part. I wish there was a way to know that you're in the good old days like before you leave them. So just know that like you are in the good old days right now and that your future self is going to be feeling the way you feel now I know yeah you're right so just live in the press I want to live in the

press yeah me too I need to like that's why I read so many self-help books all I'm looking all I'm looking to do is live in the press there are people that live in the past people that live in the present and people that live in the future people that are always worried about what's to come yes I think that last one is me yeah I think I'm kind of in the past. I'd say more a past tense. And you're a more... Future tense. Yeah.

Whoa. And this is our present tense. He's always here. Yeah. An omnipresent. This motherfucker. Yeah. Omnipresent for sure.

He knows stuff. But yeah, I was like walking around and I was like... So last time I went to dinner with Kylie and Moon. Sure. And we went to a place that I went to five years ago when I moved here. And it was just random. And I was seeing there. I was like, oh, actually, this is so weird being here.

I'm about to go back to my hotel and not back to my apartment. The weirdest thing was landing in LAX. I texted you. Yeah, you're feeling sickly. And my phone was like, oh, like when you get on Uber, it's like, oh, do you want to go to your address? And I was like, no, I'm going to hotel. Someone lives in that address now.

Yeah. And it's weird, like, I'm not even doing my normal walk. I went to my coffee shop that I went to today. That's good. And they knew me. But it's weird. I was like, you don't know that I moved. Did you tell him?

No. We don't know each other like that They don't care to know me like that That's fine Yeah Yeah that is weird Yeah But I eat a smoothie

That's good I was saying this yesterday Actually about There's this thing at Barumbat Mitzfah's It's like you have a montage Usually that your parents make That's like you Or at least it was back in my day

It's like baby videos of you Montage is Growing up like throughout the year Set to like the most emotional music. Montages are an act of bioterrorism. No, literally I was, that was the first time ever. I was, becoming a woman that day, watching my own montage, like watching my life. I was, I remember having the thought like those moments are all over. Yeah. I will never, ever be able to relive that. And then I got such a horrible stomachache that when it came time for the father, daughter dance to daughters by

John Mayer, I couldn't make it. I was in the restroom. Literally, it made me so sick, the montage. Yeah, I get it, man. Yeah. I so get it. I, like, had a montage yesterday.

One of the most evil features on the iPhone is the montage feature that's like, hey, do you want to see pictures of your dog? Said to, like, as if it passed away. My montage that I get are all my tooth. I have,

can I just say something really quickly. Yeah. I have even drag it out too if you feel the need to do. I have 21 text in a group chat between my dad and my friend Alexa. Right now that's a group chat. They're taking the reins. They have gone independently. My dad has been hacked to the gods on what on Facebook and Instagram. Oh no. And they have his like credit card information. Is she doing Bitcoin mining? He's doing I mean the first I was like is this him? It's like pictures of like. six different cars. Like my great aunt is going to the retirement home and she's selling these cars. That's a new one. And I was like, I didn't know like, Aunt Lil drove a semi. Is that a truck?

No. Pickup? Whatever. Like a huge like, not RV, but like. And a forklet. And a fork lift. And a for a. And yeah. My great aunt passed. Yeah. And I was like, I had no idea. And then at the end, it was like, like, like, send me like this to secure deposit. And I was like, okay, I don't think that's my dad. Did he DM you? No. Those. Those were. were all posts, solid posts. But then, like, a lot of my brother's friends, like, reached out to him. We're like, I'll take this car. And, like, we're literally an inch away from sending over the money before they texted

my brother. And we're like, I just want to make sure this is actually your dad. But he, it's almost gone a lot of people. And the second it gets taken down, a new one is up. He was selling Maine Coon kittens as well. And now he's DMing everybody on Instagram. because these like mutuals with all of my friends on Instagram DMing all of them like please vote for me for like this. Please please vote for me. I have a podcast blah blah blah like just click this link and it's just like I mean he is toast like packed to the god. He's a multi hyphenate. And so Alexa. Cap reader auto dealer. Yeah. My friend Alexa works at meta. Yeah. And so they've been really in cahoots and like even anything Alexa is doing is not. Oh. Oh, wow.

Alexa just cracked the mainframe. That's awesome. And this has been going on for a week. You just fired up like 10 people's at home devices, by the way. Nope. My dad said my hacker just ordered a $450 bag from Zappos. This is just a disaster. This is just a disaster.

I'm Jennifer Aniston's from famous show friend. I mean, it really has been going on for like so long. Do you know that realize? You know that that means that he clicked a link. Did he got got Yeah It has to it has to originate from somewhere He clicked a link

The worst one ever that still gets my ass Omg this photo of you I'm always like I should check My photo of me It's for my B-reel So I'm looking at the Oh my god This is the truck that my great aunt

It's like a huge massive F-150 That's what I meant For your great aunt Yeah and the forklift as well too but oh my god what a disaster oh sorry um get this what i started a new book last night it's called um what is it called the love hypothesis yeah and it's by um ali hazelwood who's this big romance writer and i've been needing to dive into her books and i haven't gotten the chance so i dove last night this book it has it's one of

those with two people kissing on the cover. So I've kind of been like, I don't know. My God. It's good? It is, I'm kicking my ankle bones together. And, you know, I don't know if I've told you that my, usually my favorite trope in books is when the two main characters, it's like they're kind of like in enemies to lovers territory, right?

And they go to the inn and there's only one bed left at the inn. Okay? And the guys always like, I'll sleep on the floor. And the girl's like, don't be ridiculous. We're adults, you know? Get in here. And then mayhem. Okay.

So that's usually my favorite. I activated a new favorite trope from this book last night. I don't know if trope is the right word for this. Scenario? It's fine. That doesn't matter to me. Okay. Get this.

She, the main girl is fake dating. She's a PhD candidate and she's fake dating one of the professors. Okay. Because it mutually benefits them in both way. I can't get into it. Okay. crowded lecture hall, there's no room in the lecture hall, have to sit on his lap. Oh, wait.

Kicking my feet. Oh, no, that's. No, you would think it's weird? Well, it is. I think it's illegal. No, it's not a, it's, it might be frowned upon, but it's not illegal. Oh. Well, you can't. It's not his student.

Who, why is she in the class sitting on his lap? It's a lecture. It's a lecture. It's like another professor came from another school and I was giving a talk. And it's like so everyone wants to go to talk. It is so crowded. People are being pushed left and right. And she was pushed on his lap.

Oh, okay. And everyone thinks they're dating, so it's like, okay. But they're not dating. Right. Yet. Well, I think it's a lot of people's, and I'm going to say what it is. I know it's your favorite trope. It's definitely like a fantasy, sexual fantasy.

Yeah, no shit. So I think like less trope, just more like genre. Scenario. Category of hornyness. Yeah. Scenario. where you want to sleep with your professor. It's not her professor.

You want to sleep with a professor. It's like a colleague, mostly. But he's a professor and she's a grad student. And he's not her professor. He's a doctor. Okay. Yeah. So sleeping with your doctor?

They've just kissed. Oh. Well, did they? They've just kissed and lapset and put on sunscreen. Okay. Yeah. They're moving slow. I think it's going to be a slow burn to go boom to fireworks by Katie Perry on Mars.

I completely agree. Yeah. I was loving the sunscreen piece as well. It's important to apply. Yeah, it really is. There's nothing wrong with. That's what she was saying. As long as you as long as it's as long as it's not your professor, like they can absolutely apply sunscreen. And it might be frowned upon. Not illegal. Speed bump, not a stop sign. Not illegal. Hey, I agree, man. Oh, we didn't talk about white loaves. Yeah, I was going to say like, Sorry to the one individual who said, love you guys so, love you so much,

but stop talking about White Lotus. Love you so much, but you get in the podcast right here because we're going to talk about White Lotus. Yeah, and that's fine. Let me say this. Yeah, go ahead, because I... That was the longest amount of time

and I can't remember when that I didn't think about my phone. I agree. Great finale. Truly, it was like, I really felt like it wrapped up perfectly. It was everything I could have wanted,

It twists and turns. And I didn't see. I never saw what was coming next. And like it was just a really great ending. And there were some great emotional scenes. Carrie Coon's monologue was so fabulous. I didn't realize how connected I felt to Lockhee until we almost lost him. I felt different.

Really? I was like devastated to see him go. Especially what made me really sad is when he confessed that like he was aware of what he was doing. during the incest moment. That made me like very like sad. I was like, oh, the boy needs like help. Yeah. And so that made me sad.

And he just like didn't have, he's so young. I was like he's so young. Like he didn't get to heal. Yeah. I didn't feel. He's just sweetheart. I didn't feel any connection to. Really?

I was feeling I was like someone needs to die. Honestly, like maybe it was just like me because I was just like plot unrelated, unrelated to the plot. And Mike White has come out and been like, get over it. There's no, like, the whole thing,

the whole vibe is like, there's no plot. He's an edger. That's what he said. I love him. I love that. He went on a podcast. Let's talk about that in a second.

Please put a pin in that so I don't forget. Edgeer. To talk about the podcast that he went on. The, um, one, the three women, that was perfect. Yeah.

Because that was such like, that was such like I'm, I, I, like, was mad, but I'm really excited to be here. And this is just like a development in our friendship. That was cool.

And then they got drunk and all hung out. And it was just like, canon. I think my big moment here that I have beef with is how many people witnessed and were so close to a mass shooting and then got on a boat. I was saying the same thing. The girl who's going to be okay. It's like, hang on.

How this is, this is, this is, this is Katie Perry going to space and then going to Beverly Hills Hotel for an espresso martini after. It's like, hang on. Are we not soaking in anything? Like, are we not recovering right away? Maybe you're in shock, but like, how did you just watch? Like, the fact that, like, the opening scene of the whole show is Zion in the water and he sees two floating bodies, which I'm assuming are the two that were floating bodies. How, like, I don't know the timeline, but it's still daytime.

And you're just on a boat being like, yeah, we got that money. Yeah. I'm so excited. You thought your mother was killed, like, only moments ago in the first episode. I don't understand. My mom, my mom. And then those three women. And then those three women.

And did they hear the gunshots? Like, there was never a mom. that they address that there was like a mass shooting. That's like the ferry's actually not leaving. We're shutting this down. Like we just had one, two, three people die. And at what point do you shut White Lotus down as a whole institution? So my, my, I don't know if I said this on the podcast.

My prediction was like the rat lifts were going to get got and one of them were to die from the blender, the blender. And they sued White Lotus. And then that's how they end up coming into a bunch of money. and they end up staying in Thailand operating this hotel. And then, you know, that is how they end up recouping all of their losses. But so that bugged me. The continuity issue for me was like, why is everyone okay all of a sudden?

But that's just like small fish, whatever. I guess it doesn't matter. But think about how much they have to cut out. They cut out a lot. They were saying like they cut out like storylines. So maybe there was like some storyline of them like, whoa, there was. just a shooting. Yeah, maybe.

And I guess it was an hour and a half episode. So like it was already really long and you probably have to trust in Mike White like at the end of the day. But there was also something that I thought was interesting that I don't think like that many people clocked was like the biggest loss of all was like Belinda. She kind of did die in a way because she like gave up her morality for cash. She did to porn chai what Tanya did to her. Yeah. But also there's a part of me that's. like, yeah.

Right, but like she went into it with such strong convictions. Convictions. I mean, but that's like the truth of it. Like five million dollars that changes your like life beyond measure. Right. So like it gets to a point. Yeah. And that's like that's the truth of the fact. I know. And it's like you don't you don't know Tanya. Like you know so it's it's you just have to be like case this guy. Linda? No like she knew Tanya the ex-wife that died. Right. And she like,

had a hunch that he killed her. Right. And now he's paying her and basically being like, I did kill her. So it's just like, you could turn in someone who could kill again. Or you could go walk away, zip your lips and go start your company. I guess I didn't think about Greg as an active, like, killer. Did we figure out why he was having the party and like needed to have everyone over or no? Oh, because he needed to talk to Tanya?

Belinda? Belinda, sorry? Yeah? Like, I guess, right? Like, I need everyone to come over. I don't know. but it was weird that the girl was like I need you and your brother to come here

maybe it was for that as well can I say that maybe he cut some key parts that were necessary and developing I also say that why didn't Lock he get like a medical attention nothing nothing like he just he saw God he slurped it down too he literally like died

just head onto the boat let's go home you all yeah yeah I thought Patrick Schwarzenegiate extra pressure was really like a star of the season he ended up being really impressive I really loved him yeah there was development and then he ends up by the end just like he kind of found God like he starts reading I thought Lockhe was going to find God because he was like oh I get it now and I thought I think the father kind of found God they all transformed they no one is the same except for the mama and but I feel like we really underestimated her

intellectualism would be a sponge bob feature I feel like she kind of like knew what she was doing but she did develop because she didn't take her pills the whole time that's very true she didn't have access to her pills she did not have access she did have access to her wine my favorite scene my favorite scene

Tim are you forgetting about the wine there's wine right behind you yeah that is so me yeah it's like when he goes all right that said I'm going to bed Tim there are several bottles of wine right behind you.

Hello? Like, I was just like, like, what, you're giving up after a failed drinking attempt? Like, go, get the bottles. That was my, that was my 100% takes the cake as my favorite scene in the whole show. You know what I thought was going to be something, but never was. When Leslie Bibb went up to the table at the very beginning and was like, I know you. Yeah. I thought so, too.

I don't know. Maybe that was a storyline that was cut. But then that scene should have been cut. I don't know. I don't know either, man. I think the biggest thing. Okay. And then they also scrapped Piper and Zion having sex and Piper like losing your virginity to him.

I would be so upset if I were her and that was cut. I know that's like putting a lot like of yourself out there to film that. And then they're just like, never mind. Well, she posted about it yesterday. Yeah. As you saw as a friend of hers. But I am not that close with her. So I saw it and I will talk about it.

She was like shout out like me and Zion like post hooking up. Yeah. Check it out here. And it was like an article. But so she was like. on the boat just like I'm leaning into being rich now. Her scene, her monologue was really good. Yeah, she's so good.

She was dumping crocodile tears at the table. She was great. It was awesome. And then Walton Goggins consistently recently has become the most interesting man in every room that he's in. Every podcast he does. He did architectural digest. Nut.com. I literally like was drooling over his home.

I care for the guy. I care for the guy. And I just want to say big thank you to Walton Goggins. Just this hairline that he has is just like insane. Yeah. Like it's not the standard, but he goes, this is, this is me. When he was bobbing around like a cauliflower, like post-death with his boo-thang, and his hairline was actually below the water and he was bald, they go, oh.

Like, he really could be a, like, he could pull off being bald. Yeah, he could have that man. That's like a great-looking man. Yeah, he could have done it, but. No, but he said, I like my flow. Yeah. I don't plan. I think he, he.

A lot of men are saying, like, thank you for, like, bringing this look into the zeitgeist. Yeah. Because, like, I also have a receding hairline. And it's like, no, baby, like, not all of you can do a Walton God. No, baby. No, no, no, no. No, baby. This is Walton, my love.

And then Amy Lou. My hair, soul rest. That was, that was tragic. But I, it was a good ending. I'm watching, by the way, like that was heartbreaking. That I could have watched a whole series on them and there, on, and they're, on, and her love, he developed a lot too. Yeah. But it also was very like Romeo and Juliet and she is such a romantic that it's almost like they were going to be together forever in one way or another.

That was really tough to watch. But she, and someone posted this image and was like, wow, it's insane foreshadowing. Yeah. The yin and yang of them floating. And someone was like, yeah, I love when they put foreshadowing in the final moments of the final episode of the series. Yeah, I love that tweet. So nice. But she went and did an interview recently. It was like, I know like they didn't want me on. Mike White fought for me to be on because FX or HBO like thought it was ugly. Like I know that they thought it was ugly. No, she said that's what she thought.

Like that's where her brain went, which is so sad. But like, who knows what HBO's reason was. But like, yeah, that's she said someone came up to her and was like Mike White had to fight for you, which like they meant it as a compliment. But I also would have taken it as an insult. Right. I made me sad. Yeah, me too. I'm so normal.

I'm obsessed with her. Everything she does too. I'm like, wow, you're cool. I love her. But. And of course her looks are the least important thing about her, but she is so gorgeous. I started watching Righteous Jimstones because Maggie Winters is in it. And I realize Walton Goggins is like a main character of Righteous Jimstones.

And he looks insane in the show. I had no idea. You recognize him when you recognize him, but like they give him like insane veneers, which actually I'm looking at now might just be his teeth. But they whiten the shit out of him. Okay, we should go. I have to pee again. Oh, whoa. He's so good.

Yeah. I'll let everyone go. I'll see you guys shortly. Very fun episode today. Thanks for having me back in the studio, everybody. Thank you for coming. Mike smells like someone else has been here. Oh my god, that's my way I sell lip plumber.

Never mind. I was like, who did you have in the studio? Anyways, we'll see in the bonus. If you're coming, if you're not. We'll see you next week. Exciting to see you then. All right, bye. Bye.