Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Keith Urban Loved Nicole Kidman

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

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It's me and you. I want to say that today, it's crazy that right now, in this moment, we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2020. So we have moved. Don't say shit like that. No, I don't know. I think this is an interesting one because someone else said, I noticed that.

And then someone else said, well, we were. closer to 2030 on New Year's Day of 2020 because time marches forward, not backwards. We were never further away from 2020 than we were as soon as, as soon as it was 2021. The second you cross the threshold of turning 30, you're closer to 40 than you are 20. Of course. But you were always closer to 30 than you are 20 because again, time is moving. I said 40. We're closer to 100 than you are to 27. No, I'm not. Yeah, because you can't get back to 27, but you will get to 100.

No, I won't. Yes, you will. Yes, you will, because you're so tiny, uncompact that your body... I don't think that's how it works. I feel like smaller dogs live longer. That's true, but I see myself settling at like a good, like, 90-something. You don't want to push it out and finish the race? I don't, I'll think about it.

once I get to like 95, I'll do it. Check in with my body. See how I'm feeling. Should we keep going or should we just call it a wash? Should we quit while we're ahead? Or, I don't know. What's five more years? Fuck it.

Well, it depends with the quality of my life. Let's let's not. No, it depends on what the quality of your life is. Yeah, sometimes I see these people's like cats, for example, online and I'm like, hey, what is that? And they're like, it's a cat. What do you mean? I'm like, okay.

That's my bad. situation like unfortunately like I am keeping my cats alive until like the last I can't believe that there no they will live forever those two will live forever that's the thing yeah and are but other cats like yeah they might get old they might get older they might be thinking this is actually like that's a realized situation that just happened to me was there's this woman that posted all these video clips of their cat and it was like this is what I this is this is who you guys see but this is who I see you know those clips no but I see it in my mind's eye just like a little kitten no oh um I don't know I'm gonna send you this after as have you seen this cat that like you

and I have never been ripped to shreds in a comment section except when the time when I commented on this young woman's art pieces where she had been making dolls out of hard boiled eggs and I said I would still eat your doll and everyone's like you don't even eat hard boiled eggs when they're not made out of dolls or when they're not made into dolls I'm I'm in and I'm in a every man hits a point in their life where they start to just really suck down eggs like it's nobody's business and I have hit that you're sucking down eggs yeah I'm putting them I'm putting them back I get my job to hear that why didn't you tell me it's a it's a pretty recent happening I can't even remember if we've had an episode well yeah hard boiled yeah hard

boiled, soft boiled, poached, over easy. I'll do over medium. I am shocked. Yeah. The consistency is not as big of a deal just because when you realize time just marches forward, you kind of get over the consistency of eggs. I didn't think it was the consistency that was the problem with you for hard boileds. I thought it was just fart essence.

No, hard boiled, I've never had any qualms with hard boiled eggs. I did not know. I guess your problem was like the texture of the runny. Like booger vibes? Yeah. It was actually like me thinking too much about the fact that I'm eating an egg. Yeah. Okay.

I could eat other people's eggs, my own eggs. But now I'm back. And it's a great, eggs are such a great thing to cook at your house. You know who made me eggs the other night? Marshall made you eggs the other day. I was going to say, yeah, I should have had him over. when he was in town to make. It's insane, Connor.

Like, I can't, these aren't eggs. What Marshall can do with a spatula. It's ridiculous. I texted him at like 8 o'clock and I was like, what are you doing? He said nothing. I said, what's a girl got to do to get some eggs? He came over with a carton. That's my man.

My man, my man, my man, my man, Marshall. He made me eggs and we watched cheaper by the dozen. I said I could live a very happy life with this guy. And you are. right now. And I am and I am living my best life with Marshall. Me and Marshall really, I was literally telling Izzy this before we started recording that couple on TikTok that's like my gay husband. Like, but like that is my dream for me and Marshall. True. Okay. I have I have two things really quickly. Yeah, no problem about your gay husband. Um, first of all, and hang on, it's like not related.

Hang on. Before I, that was just, it reminded me of something else, but it has nothing to do. Sure. First of all, I want to go back to me being cyber bullied. Sorry, I took us very far away from that. No, I, no, I did. No, I did. Because I, I followed you into that dark night. Okay. But I, to circle back, the first one was the woman that was making dolls out of hard-boiled eggs.

It was really incredible, the work that she can do. However, I did comment, like, I would still eat your dolls because they're a food group that's full of protein. And I just feel like they would, well, are you going to keep the eggs for, you know, like, I would eat the doll. I think that's a fun way to, till I get to, it's a good. it's a new form of hard-willed eggs. It's now this is like, this is an art piece. I'm going to eat your doll. I'm surprised she wasn't getting canceled for like using food.

No, it's really interesting. Yeah, what people pick and choose. Right. To go up in arms after. But no, she was in a safe space. I was the enemy in this comment section. They cyber bullied me to delete my comment. Did you delete it?

Yeah, they won. These people won. The, the, the, the, the, um, hard-boiled eggs. art community. I mean, this woman can't even sell her eggs on Etsy. She really, like, it's, this is something where like, if she's making this art, it needs to be in real time. And dare I say, at a restaurant. And if any of these people find me, Brooke, I've never been cyber-willed out of a common session. They scared me. It was hurtful the things that they were saying about me. They were saying, uh, you're not a patron of the arts. I am. I appreciate art.

And all its forums, I'm just saying the, the highest appreciation for her hard-boiled egg, uh, artistry would be to me for me to consume it in a really literal sense art is different to everybody who observes it and like that's the way that you're appreciating her art i mean it's like culinary art even though i don't know like i don't know if she's hmm maybe i'll look at i mean i can't find it anymore the comment section that i had commented on because i deleted like mac and cheese art has always been macaroni art rather i guess the cheese is not present it's always good a thing i hope to have that. But that's non-perishable. Like, I can't think of anything more perishable than an HBE.

Yeah, I mean, this, this, these eggs had arms and legs and, and I think that these people had, like a relationship with these eggs. Anyways, the next time I was cyberbullied off the internet, I had, so I commented on this, this cat, I now know it's a cat. And someone commented, it's a disabled cat, you, you, you, you, maniac. And I was like, my bad. I'm telling you, I thought it was a new species.

I thought it was cute. I just like genuinely didn't know what kind of animal, what beast this was. You commented what is this? What is that? And everyone started, I have people on my most recent images

on my Instagram commenting, what is that? What is that? And it's on my face, pictures of my face. And I didn't mean to like, sick the dogs on me. You were just curious.

I think it's that cat. It was like blonde. Oh. It's not that. Hang on, hang on. I didn't comment on that and say, what is that? Okay? That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

His name's, I think his name's Cappy. Yeah, Cappy Bears. It is that one. And I'll show you, can you, can you scroll a little bit? I want to show you the actual reel that I commented on. Keep scrolling. He's like ripping up a trash bag. And it's from behind.

And I don't think he has a tail. So I thought it was like a little monkey. Oh, he's a diaper. But he is a cat. So. Listen, my bad. Do you want me to send it to you, Izzy? Yeah.

Because it's, it's my, they're not going to cyber. That's obviously a cat. No, no, no, not from behind. I found it because it's like the, I mean, no, I'm not going to, like I do, I didn't see any bad. I just asked what kind of animal this was. But look at, look at the video that came across my desk.

Please, I just texted to both. Okay. That opening clip. I want you to tell me on first glance what you even think that could be. I'm looking. Okay. Okay.

Sorry. Okay. I see your comment. What is that? Yeah. What is that? So I've now, like these people are in my comments section. Be sweet.

AI. It's a Boeing 740s. Yeah. And the, yeah, the fact that it's from behind. Yeah. Yeah, I mean.

Okay, I'm looking at some of your response. A cat of some sort. Someone said, please, this literally looks like you. Someone said a beautiful cat named Cappy. A disabled kitty. Please, this literally looks like you. That's really cute. He looks like a teddy bear.

Yeah, I mean, Cappy Bear. It's fine. I'm just saying that's what I've been going through on the internet recently. As if we don't have so much going on. I'm now being cyber bullied by the by the Cappy Bear community. My bad. Very cute cat.

Truly. But you don't feel like you're going to delete your comment? No, because I think that that could be an educational piece for a lot of people like me that aren't brave enough to ask questions and keep being curious. You got a lot of likes on it. 400 is not. So a lot of people are wondering. That's really cute. But he looks like human almost.

Yeah, I was thinking it kind of looks like a little bit of being as cute. I guess there's always something alarming about an animal standing on a tight legs. Yeah. Oh, anyways, that's what's been going on. Sorry, I don't know, even remember how I got to the egg portion of that conversation. That was the other time you'd been cyber bullied. Oh, right. Was eggs.

The other thing that's been on the internet that we kind of, it's kind of pertinent to us. If you want me to take this transition and kind of run with it. Holding the baton. Last week I watched you through something that I love to say before shows. Yeah. I love to say, do you want to say it with me? Yeah. Three, two, one.

Keith Urban loves Nicole Kidman. Not anymore. Well, we don't know that. You know, separations are complicated. Yeah, separations are complicated. I'm going to have to change it to be like, Keith, Urban sleeps in a different bed than Nicole Kidman for months. For right now.

Apparently. For right now. For Keith Urban is in a complicated relationship with Nicole Kidman. I hope it doesn't affect the kids full stop. Keith Urban is an Australian man who loves. his country and his people so much that he's going very quietly. He's not Australian. Is he?

He is. He is? I think he's like just like American. I believe he's fully Australian. He's Australian. He's Australian. He's an Australian American. Can you please have some respect?

I, people were like deemming us and like, oh my God you really did it this time. I don't think that, I don't think so because we've said that so many times or you've said that so many times. I have, that's something in my, my,

my rolladex of phrases. Yeah, this felt unrelated to the manifestation space. But I'm still sad about it. I, because they were one of those that's like, damn, like love doesn't exist. No, love does exist and it's, well, now it doesn't is what I'm saying.

I don't know. I see them, and I'm speaking completely out of line and based strictly on vibes here. But based on Nicole Kidman's most recent roles, I do feel like maybe she could be into, like, maybe it was a bit of a lavender situation for a while. Maybe they have been having like a little bit of an open situation. You know what a lavender, lavender. Do you know what a lavender marriage is? Well, tell me about the lavender.

A lavender marriage is when like, uh, you're gay. Oh, I thought it was just like. Are both parties gay or just the guy? in a lavender married. I can't say the word lavender right now. Say it again? I can't do it right now. It's coming out.

It's because my Philly accent is transitioning. So I would have said lavender when I was a young girl, but now it, how would you say it? No, lavender is. Lavender. Okay. So I think I'm just struggling with my A's at this time of my life. Between, it's mixed orientation to be heterosexual and a homosexual. So you were saying that Keith is a homo sex.

Lavender is like weird. It's a fake. Like I was thinking like lavender smells. good, but it could give you like a rash. I don't know what I, I don't know what I was saying. No. Behind. Okay.

So you were just thinking they were a sham? Yeah, it was like a fake man. Like I thought they're both so busy. Like a PR stunt? Kind of just like, let's just be married. But I get the vibe from like Nicole Kidman that she's kind of like, um, open. She has an open mind. Oh, both partners can be gay.

One or both. Don't, it doesn't matter. But. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I'm like, I'm pretty close. I was pretty close.

Except the rash part, which like, I'm sure a rash could happen if you... No, you weren't close at all, but you're saying that Nicole Kidman wants to be more open. She feels more like free spirited than the relationship and Keith is more traditional. Is that what you're thinking? No. Okay. I just, I think that it could be freaks in the sheets is what I was trying to get at. And that led to their separation?

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respect anyone that's in so much love that I would stop believing in love if they got broken up if they broke up okay I think there's respect right with that yeah sure um red leather yellow leather for me for whatever reason like I'm thinking of um John Krasinski and Emily Blunt even though I'm not like that I'm not obsessed with them as a couple, but like I would be like really affected by their divorce in terms of like, I guess I would be really affected by their divorce because he's so obsessed with her. And so were he to like date someone like younger, I think that would really affect me. The John Krasinski Chris Pratt camp, that elk of young male actors, give me such a pit in my stomach

that I don't even care about anything that they. You mean the people who used to be like Jim and Andy and then went really buff? No, not really buff. Just like I can't get a read. It's like almost Tom Cruise-esque. They're like rise to fame and then just like something happens where I lose them. But I have not. I didn't really, you know, I wasn't like the biggest fans when they were like these like young funny people either.

So I don't know. Oh, for me it's like you had everything to me when you were Jim and Andy. And then you went ahead and, like, became, like, an action hero, like, bug God. And you lost everything for me in my. Yeah. Well, when you start doing, like, the Mark Wahlberg team, like, if you start going into, like, the war movies, you just start printing money. It's really crazy.

You could do war movie after war movie. They're not doing that. I'm just saying they just, like, got really buff. Because they're doing war movies. No, they're not doing war movies. Chris Pratt did loan survivor. John Cresensky did, like, four. war movies in a row.

What's Jack Ryan? That was John Krasinski's show. That's not war. That's like spy. I'm talking about action. Which would also be action if I'm not. Is, yeah, look at the explosion. He was not at war.

He was, yes, is there like bombs going off in the background of that poster? 100%. Is it war? Is it war? What's the show about? What's Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan about? Jack Ryan. extreme form or U.S. Marine. Is that war? I don't know if I would say that.

Now, the Marines are involved in a number of things, such as entertainment. I would say you do a lot of shit as a Marine doesn't have to be war. A lot of Marines are involved in the arts and musical theater. And it could have been that. See, listen, they're doing global conspiracies, political intrigue, and large-scale military operations. That can involve war. Doesn't always. Okay. So.

dealing with everything from terrorism to potential world and in conflicts, which war was just probably not a part of that. So yeah, you're right. But there's a thing. I'm telling you, it's not like a conspiracy of the year, and I'm not like making that up. When you get into the level of fame that these, like, good-looking, I don't know, these good-looking dudes,

you go into war. Like, you start doing war movies. I don't know what it is. It's like you're Charmander, and then you're the one above, Termander, you keep evolving and then one, and then you're just, you're a Charzard and then all of a sudden you're a man that does war movies. It doesn't, it's just a normal, it's the normal thing that you do. For some, yeah. You have, you have a couple different groups of people. You have the Tom Cruise types,

which include John Crosinski. It includes Chris Pat. And then you have like, the, like Steve Correll went a completely different direction. There's just Steve Correll, which just like, that's a patron of the arts. It's a perfect person that's like a Steve Correll, a who else falls into like funny guy. Well, this guy was never, well, he did some funny stuff. Casey Affleck, like that kind of group. He did some funny stuff. He did a lot of like poker movies. And then you have like.

Jason Bateman. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Jason Bateman. And then you have like a Matthew McConaughey. Bradley Cooper. Yeah.

Yeah. So you have routes you can take. I would much rather take like the, yeah, Bradley Cooper would go up there with the, like, because he was hangover and then like went to stars. Mancha, not Manchester. Yeah, one of stars. Yeah, one of stars. Like that.

So. Yeah. There's routes you can take. What route do you think that like Glenn Powell's going to take? Ooh, I saw someone speculating what kind of route he should take recently. Yeah. Because there was this whole Matthew McConaughey interview. Did you see that?

Where he was like, I stopped taking any role. I was offered like $14 million to do a wrong. Com and Matthew McConaughey. And he wanted it out of that space so badly that he was like, I'm not taking it. And then I think it was Dallas Buyers Club that came along or something like that. Like he wanted to do something really serious. And all it took was just like saying no a million times. And then someone was saying Glenn Powell needs to start doing that.

I also think that Glenn Powell got to, I think because of his pure charismatic, the way he carries himself. in a Maddo kind of way, he was able to skip a lot of the nose. And I could see him skipping all that. Like he's printing money too right now. I could see him skipping all that and going right to, I have a production company now, Glenn Powell production.

You know what I mean? And now he can just write him into stuff, himself into stuff like that. Interesting. I could see that for him, a production company. I thought it was really funny. Hmm, should I say this?

Yeah, I'm going to say it. Like for the sake of just saying stuff. So I haven't been back to do any shows at UT Austin, my alum, yet at like the school, which is I do a lot of college shows. And I asked, I was like, what's going on? And I guess I had been asked to come back and do like a show for charity. But it wasn't, it was like a very, like it wasn't for charity. it was like a free show for the students.

And I'm like, I paid so much intuition, you know, to go there. Give pop a little cash flow. I'm not any of these actors that graduated and did 14 shitty movies in the past two years. Like, I'm not in a place to do, like to do a ton of charity right now. Do you think the year can just get a dollar to come? Like, at least pay for the hotel, flights, whatever. No, I don't think so. So that's come up a couple times and it's kind of a bummer.

But it is, it has put a little bit of fire under my. My butt, you know? It's like to, I need to get on the GP or MM track to come back and do some charity at my school. You know, it's- For a fee. For a fee. For a fee. Like a fee-infused charity piece. Yeah.

Like free of charge for a fee. Like completely. I'll come there for free, including tip on top. Including an extreme payment directed directly into the pocket of Connor Fibula. You can make any sort of immediate deposit too. Yeah. I will take a check. When I, I've talked about my job that I had while I worked at school, right?

Yeah. Because I really wanted to buy a drone. Yes. I don't know if I talked about this specific aspect of when I worked in the call center at UT, or adjacent to UT Austin, and I had to call people who had just recently graduated and asked them for $50. Bless you. Sorry.

Bless you. So you had to call these people. and you had to say, and I can't emphasize enough that I'm wearing a headset with the mic that comes around to my mouth. Like I look like... I know you were like chewing on that.

It was in my mouth. Yeah. Brooke, I had a binder. I had a binder with like my... Here's what to do if they say no once. You weren't allowed to let them go. You had to take three nose. Yeah.

And you're sitting facing forward. That's my headset. You're sitting facing forward. You're sitting at these tables. It was a lot of. lot like severance. This room was devoid of windows. There is a room in the back where your, your supervisors were in, and it was one-way glass, one-way mirror. So they were watching you, and they were tapping into random people's calls as you made calls. So if they, like, saw that you

had been doing a rapid, a high number, high volume of hang-ups, that just means you're like calling someone in hanging up so you can be like, I called X, Y, Z. I'm trying to remember. Anyways, there was one day where I call someone. And someone answers the phone, I go, hey, whatever, here's my spiel. How are you doing? And they go, I'm pretty depressed to be fair. Like, it's been a year since I graduated. I can't find a job because I had to call the liberal arts school, which it's not like really the school you want to go to if you're looking to have a job at any point.

unless you want to get real creative with it. And I was like, okay, I understand. Can I have $50? And they were like, no, you can't. And I had to go through my thing. And then I finally was like, I'm so sorry. Like, I'll let you go. It's like clearly someone who was in the doldrums.

This is literally, sorry I'm rewatching friends, but have you seen the episode where Phoebe is selling toner and she calls and Jason Alexander answers? And she has to keep asking. I don't need toner because I'm going to kill myself later. Yeah, it was that. That was the conversation I was having with this guy. And he was like, well, thanks for talking to me.

And I was like, I need to get, this is like not really like a time when you would get someone's Instagram, but I was like, I don't want to like leave this guy alone. I did have to hang up because I was just like, I can't be like if they start listening to this and I'm just kind of chatting with this dude. Anyways, I hang up. My next call, I call. And, um, a mom answers the phone.

She's like, he's dead. He's passed away. That sucks. And I go, can I have $50? She goes, no. And I, my supervisor walked up and grabbed my shoulder. I was like, you got to keep, you got to ask the second, got to do the second one. By the way, on the second one, you go up 50 bucks.

So like, we know they said no. The first time, okay, that's totally, we totally understand. I just want to tell you, when you donate, here's where it goes to towards, can I have $100, by the way? She said no, but she's so nice. She's saying on the phone. Dead son. Son is dead.

I totally understand where you're coming from. Can I have $150? She does the $150. No. I quit that day. I didn't go back in. Yeah. They called, they said, they said, don't even bother putting us as a reference.

I go, I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than put you as a reference for my next job. Thanks. That's horrible. Yeah, it was really. I made $400, I think, total after like, however long I lived there, that was enough to get my drone. Flew my drone one time. Got that drone with blood money. Blood money, Brooke?

Quite literally blood money, which I probably have a little bit of blood on my, on my headset hands, headset using hands. Anyways, lost the drone right away. Really just is like a, it's a real blemish in my resume that I mean I don't include in my resume, obviously. I mean, I don't need to, I'd love to see my resume. I haven't looked at that, that timeless piece in about a month, and about several fortnights. Speaking of blood money, I am crushing the transitions today. Did you hear, did you hear about this comedy festival that's happening in Saudi Arabia?

No. Okay, I figured this hadn't come across your desk, but it is a little bit relevant. So the Riyadh, and I think I'm pronouncing that wrong, I could be pronounced, announcing it right. This Riyadh comedy festival, it's apparently the biggest comedy festival in the world. You see here, Fluffy is there. I think, um, let's Pete Davidson's doing it. Sam Marelle is doing it. Azizanzari is doing it. Mark Norman is doing it. Did you say Steve Kere is doing it? Dave Chappelle is doing it. Um, Louis C.K. is doing it, which is so disappointing. Louis C.K., we expected it from everyone else. You? Really?

Wasn't he, isn't he canceled? Yes. Bill Burr is doing it. Whitney Cummings is doing it. I mean, Kevin Hart is doing it. Dave Chappelle is doing. It's just, and it looks like Andrew Santino is doing it too. I'm pretty sure. Chris, the comedy is doing it.

That's a bummer. Bobby Lee is doing it. A lot of people are doing it. These are legit names. So Tim Dillon got invited to do it apparently. He said, as a joke he went on and was like I have issues with it

yeah is there going to be slavery they have they potentially might have slavery there still like yeah they violate every human rights rule in the book but I value my finances and they cut him out of the the thing Shane Gillis said no to it

which like Shane Gillis stand up guy like this is shocking some of these people that are doing it and like Shane Gillis said no but I guess they're getting paid like four times where they would normally get paid for any singular show here. I think some people are getting like $2 million

for just one set, like 45 minutes. But they got like a rule book of things that they can't talk about. Like you can't bad mouth. The government there, you can't talk. You can't, it was like basically come have fun but not at the expense of us. You can't make fun of any religion.

So it's interesting. And these are like a lot of these comedians are the big like, you can't do comedy anymore. Like, you can't say all the things we used to say, and they're going to do this festival in Saudi Arabia. That's crazy. And this is like the seven year anniversary, I'm pretty sure of when this regime killed a journalist.

I'm pretty sure, and it's going to be like on, like, during that thing. So, I don't know. It's like a really interesting thing that is happening. It's crazy. Isn't it crazy to you at all that comedy is now this, like, huge pivotal thing and like legitimate like culture shifting conversations. Is it not weird that like comedy is like now that?

I feel like comedy's always been like that. I haven't noticed it like this level. This is like it's really really these are some people in this list. I'm like. But like Pete Davidson, it's like I'm sure you'd be fine without whatever they're paying you. Well Pete Davidson, a lot of people are saying like he's. the one that's the exception to the rule because I get, okay, and I, this is

also speaking out of line, but I guess like some person in this regime is like 9-11 adjacent and he like lost his dad obviously. And so like it's kind of like he wants. He's the exception to this. But there's a lot of obviously civil rights have not

they're not at our level there or like, I don't know. I'm speaking. I can't even finish the sentences that I'm trying to speak, but I know that you know what I'm saying. I hope other people listening like understand what I'm saying but like it's really crazy to go there and and oh yes she also turned it yeah I was about to say like it's tough because like it's not like the people of Saudi Arabia are to blame and they're the ones that would be like enjoying the festival but also

it's like when you're being paid by the government e that yeah it's it's like a government sanctioned comedy festival and I don't think it's necessarily for the people because I think it's really for yeah the money's coming straight from the crown prince or they just coming from the crown prince Yeah. Yeah, it's tough, huh? Yeah, that's one where you just, you do really need to look the other way and say no, because that's blood money in a literal sense.

So, um, flash forward a few weeks. We're about to see Fibby on that, on that list. Yeah, that would be on the roster. No, like I, you, you couldn't. That's like something where it's just like, you go, you get involved in that.

And it's, we're talking. talking about Bill Burr here, who I like adore. Yeah, that's your brother. That's my absolute chosen family. You'll never guess who's ringing me right now. Who? Who's on the horn? Henry. I think he's in town. H, H, H, H?

Yes. No. Like, maybe I'll invite him over for bonus. He's becoming a staple in the B&C community. Him, like, that's someone who would never take Saudi blood money. Yeah. Unless he really needed another Belinda-alga bag. Right, unless he was like completely craving a new balance. Unless there's a new boutique of fineta.

A boutique of finera. And he had, he really, it was $1.6 million specifically. Then yeah, I think he might accept it. And he might do a show for the crown prince. Okay. Let's talk about our weekends. Okay, go ahead. Paul, did you have a good weekend?

At an awesome weekend. My dad was in town. How was that? It was fabulous. I was obviously in LA the whole time then I got back to New York. My dad was here. We went to the Ryder Cup with Celsius, which I told you guys a long time. I think I told everybody a long time ago. My dad's dream has been to go to this writer cup, which is basically like the United States. It's like the Olympics for golf. It's like the United States versus Europe. And I don't know if you saw any news about it. It was like, it was this incredible thing. We weren't, I didn't see any of this like shit. show happening. But I guess like the like it's a big, you drink a lot and it's like a golf tournament. So you, you dread like there were a lot of guys and like colonial stuff for like US versus

Britain like old. It was funny. We had the best time ever again when it was Celsius. They hooked it the heck up. If you guys are, I had like, and this would be the whitest thing I say on the podcast. I think today, even though like the rest, I'm sure there were some one liners in there where it's like got it. But like I had the best weekend ever. drinking 100 beers at a golf tournament with my dad.

That was amazing. That's sweet. And that's a memory that you two will share forever. Yes. And if everyone wouldn't mind going and grabbing a Celsius to thank Celsius for having me and my father at the Ryder Cup because I was going to try to take him to this. And tickets were blood money, amount of money to buy. So I would have maybe been on this Saudi Arabia comedian list to take my, yeah,

to take my dad to this. So Celsius was able to tap me out. And if you do get a Celsius to thank Celsius for taking me and my dad to this, go ahead and tag and be like, hashtag, hashtag this is for, hashtag thanks, Celsius. Yeah. But it was so awesome.

The team was awesome. The crew that went was awesome. We got to watch some people I went to college, which is really crazy to see them playing in a golf tournament at the scale that it was. But it's like this insane golf tournament that is not even held in the United States all the time. Sometimes it's in Europe. up. This golf course we went to is like extremely nice, like an hour and a half north of Manhattan. But my dad stayed in New York the whole time and he's like loves New York now.

That's so sweet. Yeah, it was, it's crazy. He like wanted to do all these things from Central Park. He loves the West Side Highway. We went out to eat a bunch. But get this. Celsius put him in this nice hotel. Okay, like so nice. He's there for one day. He calls me and he goes, hey, I don't want to stay I want to stay at your apartment I came here to see you he checked out two days early of this sick hotel

that they were so gracious so graciously put him up in and set to my couch set to my couch you realize how that is it was very sweet it was so sweet but I was like I came here to see you

I want to say at your apartment that's like so sweet Connor we had it like a very great weekend. It was, it was awesome. That's making my extremely fat heart, extremely fatly happy. I can see it pounding out of your chest right now. Yeah. He's, he's the best. It was so much fun. Got to see a bunch of people. We had a great, great time out in the daylight, drinking grape transfusions, which you would adore, and then you would, you would be crying. What is the grape transfusion? I think it's vodka and like some sort of grape slash cranberry mix. And it's just like

I mean, it's absolutely. Ooh, Welch? Yeah, it's like so good. Oh my God. I love, oh my God. Vodka, that I don't care for. But the grape juice, ginger ale and fresh lime juice, I would be so sick to the stomach. No, well, let me tell you.

I love grape juice. I forgot to eat. I love Chevac grape juice. Oh, yeah. I mean, and it was Shabashalom, by the way, or not Shabashalom. Happy Rosh Hashanah, I'm late, but belated Rosh Hashanah. Thank you, Connor. Can you believe Young Capu is already coming up?

No. Have you been... On Thursday, when the day this episode comes out. Oh my gosh. I'll be in Bean Town. Right. Wait. Oh, Chicago.

Nope. Boston. Bean Town is Chicago. They have the Bean. Yeah, but Bean Town is Boston. Why are they Bean Town of Boston? Hard for me to say. I don't understand Boston as a community.

Getting dick down in Dallas. I'm getting Beantown. Bean downed Boston. Because it was historically famous for its signature Boston baked beans. Huh. Amazing. It's crazy that a dish like a canned bean can't bean can get make,

rename your city. That was like one of the first cities. Yeah. Like the fact that like your city is so associated with beans that it actually takes the name Bean Town. That's an amazing thing. The more you eat, the more you toot. Yeah.

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See associate or Lowe's.com for details. That was my entire weekend. Obviously, like, I, the food was, there was like free food and stuff. I had like one little bite because we were around all these people. And I was like, oh, just have a little nibble. And then we're walking around and there's bar after bar after bar. We're kind of grabbing grape transfusions. They got away from me a little bit.

I'll be honest. Out in the sun. Fine. That's fine. Having the grape transfusions. I just had so much. I just had so much fun. Ran into Chase Crawford.

Oh, my God. What was that? First of all, there's a picture of Connor and Chase Crawford on his Instagram story. And Connor's arms were draped like Connor's hitting Chase from behind, like arms around his neck in a way that like it looked like you were showing off your ring. That I said yes. Yeah. Like he said yes. Well, so funny because I was sitting there with my friends.

We went over and like checked into the Ralph Lauren thing because they were like a huge sponsor of this open this cup. And I mean, it's such a class act event that I was just not. I was like one level of below class act. This is like peak of my transfusion experience. And I see Chase. I'm like, oh my God. Did you watch that up girl? Yeah.

And I went up like, I watched it recently too. So like it's very top of mind for me. And I kind of go and I'm like, hey, man. And then I saw who he's with. He's with one of my friends Kelsey. And I'm like, oh, Kelsey. What do you know? I haven't seen it.

Like whatever. So we start talking. We sit down. She's like, oh, let's send a picture to like one of our mutual friends. we send it and she's like, oh, let me get a picture of you. So it did seem like I was ethically clout chasing, which I got, it was kind of a joke. And then I did end up accidentally ethically clout chasing, which is lovely when that happens

because it wasn't like- It's nice when it's an accident. It wasn't like an outrageous act. It was a very small group of people. And I was like, oh my God, hey. And then we hung out for a second. He was the nicest individual that I've truly, like, I have family members that I have not felt as connected as I did for that brief moment with. such a class act.

He looked amazing. Wow. But like his personality was fabulous. Did I forget deodorant? 100%. Yeah. 100%. Well, I see him again.

I don't think I know if he's very Matthew Gray Goob adjacent to me in terms of like I did feel a connection. Like I'm going to see you again. You're telling me that you feel the same level of connection with Chase Crawford that you do, MG. I said adjacent. Like I do feel like they like I felt the same way with Chase. that I did with Matthew.

So I don't know if there's an invisible string that I'm tugging on. And like I feel, you know, but it's impossible to say right now. So that's one of those things. You can't really anticipate unless I accidentally already have R.E., Keith and Nicole.

You know, like that was a, you know, he could be on his podcast right now being like, I met this absolute, outrageous loser this weekend. I don't think so. You guys had a really nice connection. Well, I sometimes misread situations all the time. Anyways, it was a great weekend.

It was super fun. How was yours? Connor, I had an amazing weekend. In a way. I just had an eventful weekend. Well, it started off with just like general excitement with Phoebe. And I wanted to just take a second to thank everybody for pre-ordering. That is very sweet.

It makes a girl like me from a very small town in Pennsylvania very happy. So thank you all for pre-ordering and, you know, it's still available and stuff like that. And it will be for the next eight months. So that's really exciting. And then it will come out. And that's exciting as well. So let's get ahead of the curve now, y'all. So that's amazing.

And then on Friday, Matt and I went book thrifting. We had this whole adventure planned. We'd been wanting, I've really been wanting to build. my library out because when I moved to LA, I had in Philly the most amazing bookshelf, the most amazing collection. And I left it all. I gave it all away. Well, basically, I was like, hear mom take all my books and then she gave him all away, which was amazing. But I left my collection behind. And so now I'm really in the market for getting all of the books that I had read and loved and didn't own. And so was Matt. So we went on this adventure. We hit four used

bookshops all across Los Angeles. Like truly we were out and about on the town for five hours. And we had an amazing day. That's really sweet. I love to see my cousins. I love to see those two hanging out. I, my goal was to get like the Harry Potter's, Twilights and Hunger Games. Didn't get any hunger games.

I got one. I got New Moon. I got two Harry Potter's. Then I got a bunch of other stuff that I didn't even realize that I needed, but I did. And so that was amazing. And now my library is looking phenomenal. So that was exciting. And then on Saturday, it was a really anticipated house party.

Yeah, this is one that I was really upset about. And if my dad wouldn't have been in town in New York, I would have definitely been present there. So basically our amazing friend Kat had agreed to host a house party. And the idea was that we were going to get as many straits there as possible. because with my group of friends, you know, we don't, in Los Angeles, we don't really know any straight men or even bisexual men or men that would have any interested in a girl like me and a girl like Channing, Megan, Sodi, etc. All of us girls who are just looking for love in the big city. We've not had much luck. And so Kat graciously agreed, despite her being coupled up, to host this party for us to kind of, you know, find someone who might take an interest, okay?

Right. So the directive was like, hey, everyone, party full kind of just blast it out to everyone that we know. And with the instructions, please invite any straight guy that you've ever met or seen. Okay. So I had obviously, this was something that I, you know, did full body shave for and everything like that, similar to all my One Direction concerts. And shates, my shates, I mean straights, showed up and showed out at the party. There were so many straits that I'd never seen before.

Couldn't quite even say hi to one of them. It was tough. It happens. There were two that I was like, wow, like this is like a cute boy that I haven't seen something like this in a really long time that maybe they would like a girl like me or something like that. I couldn't. I couldn't say hi.

It was too jarring. It was too jarring. So basically the only one that got coupled up that night was Tristan. Tristan found his pooky-pokey. Oh. and they have a date. Wow, talk about manifestation space. They have a date on Wednesday, like an actual dinner date, which is huge.

Whoa. And so that will have already happened by the time this comes out. So hopefully Tristan found the one. And so he has to host the next one of these because that's the new tradition is that whoever finds their pooky-pooky at one of these events hosts the next one. That's brilliant. So Tristan's going to host the next one. And I guess this one was really an opportunity for me to get.

get used to being in the same room as these type of folks. And then for the next one, I'll be able to say hi. And then maybe the next one even more than that, something more than that, which will be exciting. And Izzy showed up and showed out too. Oh, what is it? I was so much fun. Did you find the one?

Oh, did I find the one? Yeah. No, Channning and Is he found each other. Channing and Is he found each other, which is amazing. Oh, that's good. Yeah. So that was great. It was special evening.

It was really fun. I wish you could have been there. I hope I'm in town for the next one. And then Sunday I was feeling I was sick. I'd come down with something from the mocktails from the previous night. Maybe from the cateo. From the cadiou, yeah. Something in the cadiot was going around.

And but our friend Emma who works on Mark Ronson's management team was like he's doing an event at Barnes & Noble at the Grove. Like if anyone wants to be. come and I was like I cannot say no to anything that takes place at the president of right so I went and like I knew I know of Mark Ronson of course who who doesn't great great guy creates some great hits but like I never like really did a deep dive and so I you know was sitting at Mark Bronson's book signing because he's a new memoir out he's the love of my life in a way that's like yes I imprint on a lot of people of course it's happened many times he

Not like this. This guy, I mean, me telling everybody about Mark Ronson as if you all don't know, sleeper hit. I'm really serious. Like I was, he's first of all, he's 50 years old. He doesn't look a day over 32. He looks exactly like Andrew Garfield. And yet he looks like no one I've ever seen because he's so one of a kind. Is that not Andrew Garfield, but also no one that you've ever seen before?

Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm looking at it. looks like somebody I know. He's 50. I could see, I could see Indrigarv. Brooke, you know I met him like two weeks ago.

No. I didn't. Yeah. He's so accomplished and so talented and so amazing. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. The IMDB picture.

No, up where he has bleached hair. That is, that looks like Marshall. The bleach hair to the right. That doesn't look like Marshall, but I, Marshall,

Marshall looks like a lot of hotties. that looks like if I'm squinty that's like Marshall 100% because of the ears Marshall kind of looks like Jonathan Bailey Marshall's the one um yeah I met Mark and I talked to him for a while and he was so nice and I don't want to freak anyone out he did sign my book Xo and love and he only signed Marshall's X dash mark thanks so he only wants to kiss Marshall and he wants to hug you Marshall and he wants to kiss and hug me I was thinking because you know he produced back to black

yeah i was that i had this fantasy that he was going to see me in the signing and be like oh my god you remind me so much of my dear friend amy like can i just oh brook he didn't but i did think that was going to happen especially because my hair was kind of up in that way um but no he didn't he didn't seem if he was having that kind of moment he didn't express it but wow it's very early on in our relationship. I love Mark Ronson and I'm really excited to listen to the audio book of his memoir. He read chapter 6 out loud. It was so amazing.

And I told him that. It's sitting in my repertoire over in my kitchen. He's awesome. It's great. I love to have a little hot pink in my collection. Great cover. Great cover. Well, that's great, Brooke.

I'm stoked for you. I'm excited to see where that goes. Me too. There's something else I wanted to tell you. I was watching Knocked Up the other night Great movie And I was like that's so crazy That like Leslie Mann and Paul Rutter

married in this movie And also have the same kids that they have in This is 40 Like Maude and Iris Appetow are their children And Knocked Up and also in This Is 40 And I was like what are the odds? Did you realize This Is 40 is a sequel of Knocked Up? Yeah Who's gonna tell me that?

I'm pretty sure like we've talked about it. Like I'm not gonna not gas on you. It's a sequel. I'm pretty sure I learned that with you. I could have not though. It's so possible. This is 40 is many people forget a rom-com and it's one of the best. And Leslie Mann really needs like the Meryl Streep treatment.

Like that's, she's like one of our, she's like one of the greats. Has she been in something like very serious? I don't think so. I don't think she bucks with it, which is pretty fine. She's like, how nice is it to go in? She's naturally funny. She walks in anything.

I'm going to go have fun with my friends and my husband's going to be my boss for this. My daughters are coming to work with me. We're carpooling and probably a Volvo, probably a big Volvo. And then she's going to get out, going to have a couple weeks of fun with her entire family in tow. And my husband's best friend that I'm going to make out with, which is like, that's interesting. Yeah, that's a good point. And then I'm going to head home. And then I'm going to make about $40 or $50 million in my career. I'm still going to be young and very beautiful. And I'm still going to have this awesome family and married to my husband.

And so close with our close friends that we work with on a daily basis. And then I'm going to retire. Wait, is Leslie Mann the woman that has it all? A hundred percent. Like I can't think of anyone that has it all more than L.M. No, I mean, they're the royal. family to me in many ways. And in my, in the world I live in, the Apatau's, that's the royal family to me. Well, you know, I spoke to Maude like months ago because she was waiting to get her haircut after me.

Yeah. Back when I, when I used to, when I went to Chris that one time and got the life changing RS3. And she knows, she knows of the podcast because one of her friends is a fan. So she knows you are Chow mod And then Iris followed me Like back in 2020

And I was like whoa And then she pretty immediately unfollowed me Okay A lot of times on accident that happens But that's okay Whoa It felt on purpose It felt on purpose

It felt intentional But I don't know I meant following you Huh Following you Unfollowing Following might have been an accident Unfollowing might have been on purpose

That's mean I'm just kidding Jesus It's extremely mean. It's extremely hurtful and disgusting. Take your records. I've been trying so hard not to start with that. That one girl just shot herself.

I know, she did. And I literally this whole, ever since we started talking about Keith Urban at the beginning of the podcast, I've been saying my head, don't start. Don't let it slip out. And it just slipped at 55 minutes, it slipped. And I want everyone to know I tried. Okay, wait, hang on. I really want to have something. to clip here.

I was just thinking like there's almost not something that we can. Okay. Should we get onto a topic that we can clip? Because I do like my shirt. Yeah. Let me see if I can do something here. But I'm really hoping praying to God

that you have something to say about this. Oh, I pray. I'll try. I'll try champ. Try to walk away and I stumble. though I try to hide it, it's clear. My world crumbles when you are not here. So I have been hold, I have caught myself several times. Mouth just agape recently. My mouth is what I'm walking around.

I'm sitting. I'm standing. I'm listening to someone talk. Mouth wide open. Mouth wide open. Like the dentist type vibes. Like this, bro. Thank you for showing me.

And I'm walking down the street the other day. Something, something landed in my mouth. Didn't even touch my lips. Swish. nothing but net dripped from above onto my tongue. Incredible shot. Is that the thing you were going to,

you wanted to say? No, I just wanted to say that. I can't figure out why my mouth has been hanging open, unhinged, loose jaw, all of a sudden I don't know. It's not like an isolated thing either. It's been, it keeps, I keep catching myself.

My, my, my, my lip is almost touching my, Adam's apple. Is it Adam's apple because of... I've been drooling more than usual now that you mention it. I think we're regressing a lot due to our screen time. Oh, don't even get me started on my screen time. Is it Adam's apple because of Adam and Eve? Because I think it should be Eve's apple that's stuck in my throat.

She ate it first. Oh my God. The piece of forbidden throat got stuck in his throat. Whoa. Did he choke? Another theory suggests the name may stem from a mistranslation of a huge. Hebrew word meaning swelling of a man. What kind of word translates to swelling of a man?

Boner. Nice. Nice. What if this was called a boner? And what if your boner was called an ad of apple? Well here, I want to I just got an, like that seems better to me. That makes more sense. Visible bulge of cartilage. Yeah, that's a boner.

So I mean, really you're Adam's apple is just the boner of your neck. It's the northern hemisphere of your body's boner. Okay, well, I think that that's, I just really don't understand why it became Adam's apple. I guess it is Adam's apple if he's the one. Because he's got suck in his throat. But Eve handed him the apple.

Like if you hand me your matzabal soup, for example, and I choke on one of the balls, it wouldn't be Connor's ball. It would be Brooks Motsabal soup stuck in his throat. I got your soup stuck in my throat. But the piece of cartilage that's protruding would be yours. But it wasn't ever cartilage. It was a part of an apple that was sticking out that you could see.

But it caused the visible bulge of cartilage. It's not the apple itself. Did he die? Did he die because he choked? He did not. So did she give him the heimlich? I think maybe it just passed. Hmm.

As all things do. Can I ask you a question that's completely unrelated, but something I did actually want to bring up today? Brooke, you can ask me anything. That's really sweet. You're such a good friend. I don't know if this is something that only girls do or only... Well, let's find out.

Or only maybe someone with a brain like me does. But have you ever developed like a very intense obsession with just like a normal friend group of, I guess for me it's been like boys. A normal friend group of guys as if they're a celebrity, but they have no idea who you are. Like basically, like in college, my friends and I were like just like so deeply obsessed with this one group of friends from a fraternity that they became like complete celebrities even though like they were just normal people and like everything they did. It was like, oh, I'm obsessed with these boys as if they are like Harry Seiles. This is, it's not making sense.

Never mind. I don't want to talk about it. It's stupid. Forget I said anything. I think that that's the most normal thing that you've ever said, actually. Oh, really? Yeah, I think everybody has that. Okay.

Actually, there is a story I need to tell, but I can only share it in bonus. So forget it. Put a pin in it. But let's just say I've developed something really scary. All right. Let's just say that. And then I can say a little bit more about it later. So let's just go.

all right well i'm going to start saying there's a boner in my throat and i'm just going to start saying what i haven't i have an adam's apple well i'm a little choked up there's a boner in my throat we keep like doing the best phrases ever recently and they're just starting to happen boner in my throat i don't know if it's going to stick around because now that i said it twice you know what now that i think about it let's drop it yeah i don't like that at all like i thought about it a little And I'm like, I don't, I'm funny anything that's gross even, you know? Yeah. Well, I have something else to share in bonus too.

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