Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - LadyEfron Reborn

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

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guys oh my god that's really sweet. Happy birthday. Thank you guys so much. Oh sorry. Thank you guys. That's really sweet. Oh you guys thank you. Oh, I didn't do anything. I knew when Connor was here before me that something scary was going on. I'm always I'm here before you every single day. Oh you guys thank you. 20 you know what can you believe Turned redactored. Oh, thanks. Can I open this? I think so.

Oh, Lord. Thank you guys. Lordy, Lordy, Jordy. Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you. Izzy got you a bunch of Zens. Yeah. Oh, you guys are too much.

Pack yourself a lip pillow whenever you want. Okay, well. Lip pillow. Put your lips to sleep. I'll open my present. Tuck your lips in and put them to bed. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Oh, it's so sweet. Okay, so Izzy was putting this together, and I was like, mind-blown. And I was like, I don't know how you're going to do this. There's no way. You're not like, you're not normal is what she's going to say. She's not. It's my special interest.

It is. Dotfulness. I'm, like, really good at dotlessness. No, me too. It's horrible. Yeah. You show me what I want to be. and what people are capable of.

It's all love. Oh, my God. Oh, this is feeling really, sorry to make it about me. This balloon is feeling really good on my back. Oh, my God, everyone said these things? Yes. No. Mm-hmm.

My goodness are my friends saying things. Izzy reached out. Is he reached out. So what, can you tell us what that is in the mind? Yeah, I can. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I forgot we were filming. There's some more in there, too, when you're done.

He made me a playbill, the brook of Mormon, and all of my friends said something in it. The Brooke of Mormon. I think it's the Book of Brooke. I'm sorry. She loved Mormons out of it completely. Oh my God. Okay, I'm going to read this after.

But I am like completely. Oh my God. Did you get to the ads part. That's so good. Wiki feet. Oh my God, feet of the year. Hi, Mies. Oh.

You got. I love that. I don't assessor that. She's gone. She's leaving. She's going home. And that is a wrap on episode 126. Blessings. Blessings to you. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got. Oh, and you have to do this. This cake, is this Susie cakes? This cake is the only cake that I can eat. Like, literally, like, actually dive in and eat. Because a lot of cakes, I'm like, I like the inside of the cake. I don't like this. icing. I like the icing. I don't like the inside of the cake. I like this layer. I will eat that whole cake. By bit by brick by brick I ate that cake. Anyways. You ate this one? I will eat that one. Okay. I'm going to make a wish. Okay. Make a big wish. Happy birthday to you. Sing to me acoustically. Just you. Okay. Do you want the whole song? Yeah. Directors cut. Okay. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

you. I feel like this is like the Sabrina Carpenter song where she just Keep going. Addlebs lyrics. Don't stop. Happy birthday, dear Brook Lennon. Happy birthday to you. You. And many more. Motherfucker.

Okay, really make it. Make it what you want. Like, don't have any regrets. I agree. You're not going to ever turn 20 redacted years old again. You might actually if you decide to next year. And I will. Come on now.

Oh. Woo! Aw. Thank you guys. There's one more thing in that bag, too. No. In that bag, too. Oh, wait, Izzy, grab the other thing to and put that in that.

It's like insane. More, more, more, more. Yay! I mean, no way. Yes. What are you got? A tank. That is crazy.

Ryan, did you do that? Oh my God. Thank you, guys. I'm going to use this sparingly because I could see that getting under your skin a little bit. I was going to say, like, I think I have a hammer in my car. But I'm going to, I'm going to, only once per episode. Oh. We're doing, we're doing one P.

Maximum. Oh, P.E. That's maximum. We're doing O. But that is cool, huh? Oh, my God. Mm, all right. Mm-mm-mm.

That was the one. Happy birthday, Brooke. That is two times for this episode, which means next week, you're down to zero. We won't be here next week. Oh, thank you guys. I love you all so much. Yeah, I hear my crop. Oh, those are gorgeous.

Oh, my God. That's a gorgeous timeless piece. Gorgeous timeless piece, and I'm going to pick my own giblets. Your giblets. Oh, my God. What did I call them? Jibbers? I think they're not jibbers.

Jibbers. Oh, and you said shiver me jibbers. That's why I was like, why did she say that? Oh, okay. The silence was so hot. Oh, you guys, thanks. Sorry. I didn't understand what you were saying.

Oh. Thank you. It's not even my birthday. And it's not even our birthday. I'm not celebrating this year besides today. That's great. I'm doing the exact same thing this year. I will not be celebrating.

I'm not observing this year. For those observing today, it's actually so much better to celebrate your birthday when it's not on your birthday. It's like, this is funny. This is like a funny joke prank because it's not even my birthday. So we're just kind of honestly being goofy. I love celebrating my birthday before my birthday. Before your birthday. It's like, oh, I'm not, I'm not an old-timer yet. If you don't, if you don't, if you do it after too, if you do like a birthday dinner after, it's like, you guys, like, this is so, this isn't even me. This is about all. This is about us. If you celebrate, if you do a birthday dinner after, this is about us. Thank you all for coming. You guys didn't have to do this.

Exactly. Well, welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a podcast. It's Brooke's birthday episode. That is sweet. Thank you guys. So sweet. So much for celebrating. Well, thanks for celebrating with us.

Yeah, thank, of course. Anytime. Yeah. Nowhere I'd rather be with my family. Nowhere I'd rather be. What kind of updates do you have for us today? Because crazy, actually. Okay, actually crazy?

Mm-hmm. Well, so last week, okay, we've had, we're kind of off again. We're back on our normal cycles now. Our cycles are about to be synced up because I'm back. Sure. You're back. Sure. We're back.

We're so back. I was never gone. I'm just saying in terms of us as a pair, we're back. Yep. As us becoming one. Uniting. Yeah. Our bodies, our flesh becoming one.

Yeah, I'm excited. So let us in on your deepest darkest. Okay. I'll let you in on my deepest darkest. I'm actually like, no, I'm not hung over, but I'm a little bit. Oh yeah.

A little bit hungover, but not really. I'm just tired, I guess, which is not different than normal, so I guess I'm fine. You kind of seem more chipper. Maybe that's it. Something about like a light hangover is kind of like, I'm happy that I know that this could be worse. Exactly.

But it's not. Exactly. That's kind of like that thing that we said, like leaving your bag on the train. Yes. And then you've already written it all. off and then you get it back and you're like, I have so much to be thankful for. I think that's what I'm feeling.

Yeah, you didn't, you got your bag off the train. I got my back off the train. But I needed you last night. Damn, I've never heard you say that. I needed you bad. What a crazy, I have chills. Oh, why? Yeah.

I went to a movie premiere of Zach Ephron, Nicole Kidman, and Joey King's movie A Family Affair. Yeah. Which is coming out on Netflix soon. it's about it was so funny how did I not even I haven't seen one thing besides your story

really by the way inviting influencers to premieres works I had not seen that and then when you posted it it I looked it up no it does work and here I am talking about it

and I'm gonna keep talking about it for probably a year and a half wow minimum are movies back I had the best time that's awesome it was like the same kind of trope

as the idea of you like age gap kind of thing it was Zach Efron and Nicole Kidman is the romance take leads but so much better what are you what are you thinking right now i see your loss and thought Nicole Kidman just did that one with charles melton with the age gap oh it wasn't it was Julian Moore yeah didn't Nicole Kidman just do like an I'm old old age gaps people are doing a lot of

age gap content what what's going out with the age gap yeah there's a lot of a lot of age gap material May December. Like, I guess I will never be a part of the critics board because that was the worst movie I've ever seen. Sorry. I think both of us are like a film, a movie buff's worst nightmare. Yeah, but we also speak for the masses. The critics are the 1%. You're not speaking for the people.

But I'm just talking about people that like genuinely love cinema. Like, they would hate me. I'm there, because I'm there to be entertained. Keep me in a loop during this. Yeah, Evan, you'd hate me. If not, if you don't already. But I genuinely, great movie. Zach Efron's comedic timing is so good.

And I've known that. So Zach's back. Zach is back. In a big way? Zach's back in a big way. And you know how at the beginning of movie premieres, like the cast comes on stage? Well, I was in the third row,

so I had pretty like immediate access to Zach. And that was my first time being in the room as Zach. Is his face as big as it seems? Connor, he looks incredible. That's awesome. It might just be either like something has settled or it might just be how it's picked up on the camera, but like he looks completely normal and fine and handsome and beautiful.

Can I say something about his face? It was very obvious that he had worked on. And then when he denied it and that's okay to do, you can do whatever you want, then he denied it. said, oh, wait, no, I fell and I got it fixed. It's like, you just say like you got botched. And then it's off of your hands, too.

I kind of, like, believe him now. Believe men. Believe men. Because I'm like back in my... Men's stories matter. I've always said that. Okay, well, I'm going to keep talking over you during that piece. I'm like, Lady Ephron reborn.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, Lady Ephron had a resurgent born from the ashes last night. Lady Ephron 2.0 is back. And then every time I go into one of those movie premieres, I'm like, I'm not going to the after party just due to exhaustion. And it's also hard if you're sitting down for two hours to then be like, all right, let's go out.

But I was like, no, I'm going to go say hello to Zach. Yeah. Get there. I mean, he is literally right there. Like he's an inch from me. He's looking so perfect. He's being so sweet. He's talking to everyone that wants to talk to him.

him. He's taking pictures with anyone that wants to take a picture with him. That's how close I was to Zach, if you're looking at the screen. Connor, I couldn't do it. That's okay. It wasn't, it was like literally, like, couldn't have been a more perfect opportunity. He was so close. He was talking to fans. He was, and then by the time I had mustard up the courage, he was gone. Mustard up the courage. I think that this is such a special time for you to be sharing this with us because it's your birthday episode. We've seen so much growth from you as a tiny little girl into like this tiny little woman. Yeah. Lady Ephron was born 18 years ago. Yeah. Think about that. That's crazy. She's become an adult. Lady Ephron's become, this is her christening. Yeah. And should we bring him out?

Zachary? You know what? I would be, I feel completely confident talking to Zach right now. It's, it's, it's just, with my, with my slight hangover and my birthday. I, I don't. You'd say chauzy. Bonjouriz. Bon Jozy. Take a lap. I mean, take a sit on my lap. Sit on my lap.

Okay. I have to say something about that after that thing that's been happening to me. But that's admirable. This is big moves. What part's admirable? Like a year or two ago, you would have said, I went up to him and I touched his elbow, and then he looked at me weird, and then I sneezed. That would be the story that you would tell.

Really? And you're like, I haven't slept since or whatever. Now you're like, there he is, and we, you know, I acknowledge a space that I was in in this room. Yeah. And you were really close. It was really close. Your energy, your aura is probably, if you're an aura person, probably at one point, like, mashed or at least like passed through each other like this. Sure.

If you're, I don't know how far auras go out from your body. I also don't know. But I feel like there is a little bit of distance from where they, you know. start to where they end. I feel like it is about a foot and a half. Yeah, no. Okay, foot and a half. And I don't know.

Maybe give or take. Yeah, if you were to head out towards the hors d'oeuvres or something, maybe his and yours. Yeah, let's just say our aura's touched. Yeah, and they met. Yeah. And they liked each other. Yeah.

But I was like kind of panicking because I was like, all of a sudden, I didn't like, wait, that is freakish for me to be like, hey, I'm Lady Ephron. Hey, Zach, Ephron. I'm actually Lady Ephron. Well, I think you've done enough stuff like. when you did the Netflix thing for down to earth with Zach E? For free of charge. For free of charge.

Just out of the goodness of your heart, I'm sure that they flagged it and they were like, here's some impressions and reach an engagement. I don't think so. By way of Lady E. I don't think so. I don't think that he... You can't write it off, though.

I'm saying like there's a world in which that's not crazy. Also, you've had so many moments that probably... It's not crazy to say that they might have come across this desk. Maybe. I don't know, but my initial plan was to get him with Joe. Joey King and then because I was like I think she's commented on a few of my videos before. So if I could just kind of secure that relationship between me and Joey, then not that I would be using her to get to Zach, but then it would just kind of be like a natural like next step for her to introduce me to her co-star. But I was like staring at Joey and then we made eye contact.

Not an ounce of recognition there. So I was just like, you know, but it's my, it's not. Do you say you got to be Joey kinging me? Gotta be Joey King me That's definitely You gotta be Joey King me That was definitely missed opportunity That's good right

Miss Opportunity You gotta be Joey King me That's an Australian I'm gonna say that forever now I want a button that says You gotta be Joey King me And get this You gotta be pulling my Joey King

Okay Oh okay Hit me with the get this Nicole Kidman's name In the movie Zach's love interest Brooke? Yes

Of course Of course And I've spoken about How much that means to me When one of my crushes Is saying my name on screen When you Yeah

When there's some representation In media for Brooks Yeah Yeah That's awesome What a fun night What a fun evening For a Wednesday night

For Thursday night Yeah It was I had a blast And I like Really Really loved the movie That's awesome

Like that's my favorite kind of movie It's just like feel good rom-com like that and Nicole Kidman and Joey King both of them were incredible too Nicole Kidman like she can really there's not a role she can't play truly yeah but she does kind of play the same role all the time not really they're all pretty different I think all of her roles are kind of like this I think that's just her face oh that's her face you're describing right and portraying as well but yeah

she was silly and fun and this, like more whimsical. She was fun in this movie? Wimcical. Yeah. And then sometimes she's really sinister. I kind of get, I can't shake her from that one show that you had me watch that only had six episodes where they moved into that scary house. Was she in the undoing? Was that her?

She was the undoing. Oh, she was. That was her. Is that the one you're talking about? Yeah. Or Nine Perfect Strangers or Big Little Lies. She's the queen of. I mean, she's the same.

person in all those. No, I think she has a deal. Look at her, look at her face. Her face, you've, you see Nicole Kidman's face and you say, what is, what's going on? She was also just like taking pictures of people last night. And I was like, you're too famous. The fact that Nicole Kidman is married to Keith Urban is awesome too. Couldn't be better. I love that. Yeah. I do too. I've watched some good TV recently. Tell me about it. Maxen Hall. Have you heard about it? You'll be obsessed. Oh, God. Guess what? I'm planting this seed for you. It's going to be your new favorite thing. So it's a show that someone had, I'd seen it. I posted something on Snapchat and I was like, I need TV. Conor Hungy, need TV.

And everyone was like, Maxen Hall, Maxen Hall. And I was like, what the hell is Mackin Hall? Wait, sorry, I missed that joke. Connor what? Connor Hungy, need TV because I was out of shows. It's done. Oh, okay. And I'll circle back on that. too because I saw the reason I can't I can't stop saying like coniagi um I'll tell you why but everyone kept saying Maxen Hall so I find Maxen Hall I don't know what it's on HBO or something and I'm watching it and it's in British but it's it's dubbed from German I don't think I would like this no so I'm I didn't even figure out till like episode 3 Brooke you would love it so everyone's saying you should watch it with with captions on and not dubbed because it's distracting to have dubbed. If you smoke a little weed, well, it's not an issue at all. You just think

that your site is going slower than your audio. Okay. And so it's really good. It's interesting. That's been pretty interesting to me because I love British, but I don't want to watch Bridgeton. Sorry. And that's the only show I want to watch. That's okay. I encourage you to watch one or two episodes of this. Okay. Second, I started watching trying on Apple TV, another British. So good. So good. I haven't heard of that. I know. There's a lot of it. I know. There's a lot. I know. These are shows without any marketing, which sometimes, because your expectations are so low, can be the best. Glenn Powell's movies should probably take a page or two out of these guys' books. Because the expectations for these shows were so, like, I don't even know what this is.

I just want to watch it. Trying is one of the best shows that I've seen in a long time. The writing is great. It's very funny. It's light, and it's kind of, it's light, but it's like dealing with heavy topics. Okay. But in a light way, which is kind of nice. Yep.

Awesome. I'll have to check those out. I, for whatever reason, it's an attention span thing, I guess. Can't watch TV. Well, this one... Unless it's a show, I'm, like, already invested in, like, Bridgetton, but, like, I can't start new TV. Well, if you ever need to, these are here for you. Yeah. Maxen Hall is, is, the numbers are so good for Maxen Hall that they've already... What is the thought? High school, but, like, private high school, like, really poor girl, and then rich, very rich kid. Romance? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Why didn't you just say that? Ruby unwittingly witnesses an explosive secret at the public school in Maxon Hall. As a result, an arrogant millionaire heir, James Beaufort, has to deal with the quick-witted scholarship student for better or for worse. It honestly kind of reminds me of that one that I didn't like the days of you or whatever, the small parts of you in the days of today. That other British one with that kid, the one everybody liked except me, 500 days of summer or whatever. You're saying completely different things each time. The one that's the day every year. Oh my God, one day.

One day. Oh my God. I rewatched that when I was in London. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, that show packs a punch.

So this show packs a punch. Packs an upper cut. Nothing punches you in the face like one day. You didn't get to the... You think one day patches a punch? Wait until you get to two days. You didn't get to the last few episodes. Did you?

Wait till you get to tomorrow. Did you hear me? What'd you say? You didn't get to the last year. I didn't get past episode two. Okay, well then that's why you didn't like it. Speaking of, did you hear me? I got unverified on TikTok.

Oh, yeah. I don't know why. I didn't do anything. Sometimes Brooks says, me something that's like 100% like a not funny thing. Like that's like pretty much not cool. And it's the funniest thing when it happens to you. I can't explain it. Yeah, I get that.

I know people. It's so funny, but like you send it and you're just like, whom, what you're like how Debbie Downer, the S&Ls get Debbie Downer, like all these horrible things are happening to her and she's just like, yeah. My cat died. And it's just like so funny. It's just very much like yeah. And at first I was like I actually don't care because genuinely and truly like I don't really care about stuff like that. But it's like, but now I'm actually pissed. Yeah. Now I'm pissed because I feel like no one can hear me. Like because I love commenting on. Yeah. Every TikTok that comes on my for you page. that means something to me. And usually people are like, oh, like, interacting with it because I have the checkmark. And they're like, even though I don't know who you are, like, the check means something to me. Yeah. And now, nothing. People don't give a shit about me, which is fine.

But also, like, I miss, I miss. You miss the rage. I miss talking to you guys in the comments. You're just an average Josephine. I'm an average Josephine. So I want my checkmark back. And I've applied for it. Again, I got rejected.

Yep. I reapplied. got rejected. You need a TikTok rep. I got into contact with one. No help. Mine got a sound back for me. They were like, you can fill this out, and it was the same thing that I got rejected from.

And I did fill it out again. Because you know what? The Akinator got in touch with TikTok. I was like, get this bitch out of here. The Akinator's taking me down. Yeah. Is that my TikTok? Are those the most recent videos I posted?

No, that's what comes up when you type in your name. Oh, okay. Oh, I miss my planner's cash. Sad that was really good. That was sarcasm. Oh my gosh. But that is special. Yeah, we don't have to look at my face.

So yeah. Anything else? I feel like no one can hear me. What do you mean? Oh, online. Yeah. You're just yelling into a void. I'm yelling into the void.

Yeah. Also, I'm a ficto-sexual. I know. You told me this. Oh, I don't think I told everyone else. No, you didn't. But good for that video you sent is so disturbing to me. Really?

Personally. Yeah. Why? It's just crazy that there's so many people out there. Like us? Yeah. Like there's a, there's a, here I'll put it this way. There's a lid for every pot.

And then there's like a section of the cabinet for every pot as well that you can put people into. You're saying I belong in a cabinet? With the other pots that are fictosexual. I'm saying. like there's such there's so many people that there's so many specific groups yeah for people and she was reading these things off and i was like wow yeah so many people were like me too and i was like wow me three like there we are really there's so many people that like people are able to find community it's always nice to put a name to something basically i saw this video of this girl that was like

i'm a fictosexual and i was like okay say more about that and she was like i just feel really strongly for fictional characters more than yeah more than is normal and i was like i was was like, oh my God. Yay. Right. It's nice to have a label sometimes. Because as humans, like we're natural categorizers. And sometimes it's really helpful to have a label.

But I'm also like not sure if that label just came from her brain, in which case I don't want to identify in that way. Because this specific girl's brain didn't, I didn't feel like I resonated with that, really. But if it's like a broad thing, I'm really excited to be part of the community. Ficto-sexual. Like, I need to fuck Harry Potter. I think that that's something that a fictosexual may feel. And I don't think it has to be... The desire to engage in sexual or romantic relationships with fictional characters.

Can we look at this fictosexual bingo card? I'd like to. Okay. Yeah, I'd like to, Connor. I'm glad you... Well, there is a free space, and they did include the... Okay, I'm feeling out the free space. They included the colon three, which is funny.

What does that mean? That's like a thing that like people that used to say RAR XD. Oh, okay. You need to be. Wait, I actually don't think I get how to play. Well, it's like quote someone says to you, you need to meet real people. Oh, okay. Let's see what people have said to me.

Uses AI chatbots to talk to F slash O. What does that mean? I think I'm just like not deep into the community, it seems. Fictional obsession? To F, can we just check out what F slash O means, like just so we can be? so that we don't get ourselves into something that we don't. F slash O. Although like this.

To fuck off. Oh, maybe. Is that like? Oh, okay. F slash O and. Connor, like I think that the fictosexuals have their own language. Yeah, but that's your community. You should know how to speak it.

Yeah. In fictosexualism. I don't know. I don't know how else we could. In fictus sexuality, F.O. refers to favorite oh it's like fictional obsession well who are the others

like your significant other but you're fictional others oh oh my fictional other married to F slash O random students and journalists trying to get interviews for papers random people asking invasive questions has date nights with F slash O they might have taken one step more than me

has a docky which is a body pillow of I assume F slash O they might be taking it one step once kids with my FO With your FO Okay Let's leave this

Let's leave this alone See you know what You know what this is This is like the shifter Where it's like I'm one step below the shifter Right I'm one step below Most of the ficto-sexuality

One degree removed from fixo-s sexuality Complete fictor sexuality And that's where I want to say for now Maybe you're ficto bisexual Could be That means you are attracted to both real people And fictional people Yeah, that's

Wow. Maybe. Maybe that's what it means. Yeah. Anyway. I'm glad I put that together. I'm feeling like I just like raise my hand in class and answered a question in front of everyone. Yeah.

What else do you have for me? How was your week? You had your hometown show. I had my hometown show. Yeah. I had it. I had my Houston show that was like delayed for a couple weeks. It was awesome.

Did you feel more nervous? Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. I mean, anyone that was there could have probably seen it. I went out for the show. I wrote so much time. And I was like, I'm going to write some new stuff, wrote some new stuff. So my parents did come with all their friends to my final show of the tour. And they came, they saw they conquered in the very front row.

So I walk out on stage. And I already got this new stuff. I was pretty nervous to like memorize it, get it done. I wasn't really nervous. You know, I've done this 100-something times. now, I go out and I see that the front row is 15. The whole front row is my parents and their friends and my grand. I feel like the closer you are to someone, at least for me, the less likely I would want to perform for them.

Yeah, but I was like, it is literally like this is as scared as I will ever be president. Any living or dead president, there could be a dead president in front of me and I, well, he'd be dead. Okay. Would you rather your parents or Lorne Michaels? My parents, yeah. Okay. So I guess I did get worse. But I was thinking, like, I'm like, okay, if you knew this, and I wasn't even really nervous, it did get nervous when I had to say certain stuff, and my mom is six feet away from me.

And I couldn't look at her. Like what kind of stuff? The word pussy. Oh. And when you said the word pussy, were you referring to the anatomy or like? The anatomy. Oh, okay. In what?

I don't remember you saying pussy. I say it twice in my current set. I don't even I don't You do now tell us No I don't Yeah you do One is like Like referring to what other people say

Like getting pussy Okay And the other one Actually I say it three times The other one's for like a little way in reference And one of them is for giving birth Oh okay Which was crazy to say

In front of your mom And grandma I feel like it's fine Unless you're talking about like you X pussy You collabing Connor and Fibula X Pussy Collab. Yeah. Yeah.

Then like that, then I wouldn't want to talk about the Fibula X Pussy Collab in front of my parents. But I feel like the way you did it is fine. Yeah, I had kind of like a tasteful pussy collab on stage. Yeah. I'm all about the tasteful post collapse.

Oh. Yep. And I, so I'm out there on stage. Like, I'm already like, all right, let's do this. And then I see all my parents and their friends.

And I'm like, all right, that's just one. That's one. speed bump, look to my right, 10 of my high school friends, my closest high school friends, they're little siblings and their little siblings, girlfriends, boyfriends, and then they're all my high school friends' parents, this whole side. And I'm like, okay, can't look there also. Ooh, high school friends parents. Yeah, and they were laughing the whole, like everybody,

I mean, it was great. And then I looked to my left and more of my high school friends are in the crowd and then their older siblings and their husband's and wives. It was crazy. And so did that. like it was so fun to have them. Everyone's laughing. Like I got a good read on the everyone's laughing. There were two of my parents' friends that like literally were like this. And I was like, okay.

No, I mean, it's okay because I like I kind of expected that you can't win them all. Also a lot of people don't laugh at funny stuff. Sure. Also could maybe not have, might not have been their style of comedy. Yeah, that's fine.

But it was great. And then the second show, they were at the first show, the second show because I was like, okay, couldn't get worse. Second show was absolutely so smooth. Completely electric. So much fun.

Were they at the second show too? No. They left touch at the first show on their party bus. Oh, they came on a party bus? They came on a party bus. Oh my God. Yeah, it was funny. Everyone got, like, it was crazy seeing

like my high school friends kind of drunk and stuff, like at my show. Oh, that's funny. And then yesterday I announced my second leg of this tour. Are you not like so drained? Woohoo. No, I'm like excited because now I kind of low-key. I have two shows this summer in L.A. So don't have to sold out, right?

Yeah, adding a second show, I think, to both. Okay. So I don't have to get on a plane for those, and that's going to be so fun. And Liam, Cullough from Friday beers is going to be on both of those. And I'm still adding people to those. But it's going to be like an awesome. That's going to be, that's going to feel as much hometown, which is weird to say as going to Houston and doing it. Oh, yeah.

If not more. All your L.A. friends will be there. Yeah. So this is great. Okay. I have to see one more thing about this. Yeah, please. I can't get over.

all the comments they were like, come to Chicago come to Nashville. I was like, I did. There were 50 comments. Oh, so no Texas. Don't you think people would like

look it up? Oh, so no Texas? I go, I go, I'm in an HGB responding to your comment. I did two shows in Texas last night. I'm in Texas typing this. It would be nice if people either like scrolled one way or the other before commenting.

Oh, so no Texas. You're right. Maybe instead of six shows, I should have done seven. I did, I did Texas. Yeah. Yeah, and I am doing. No one's hearing you either. It's just like, oh my God, I was there.

I did. No Austin heartbroken. I'm like, I did two shows in Austin. It is. I don't know if it's a pet. peeve because I think it might just be like everyone's peeved by this but when people like don't listen to me or like don't take one second to like watch five seconds longer into my video it drives me I'm trying to think of like a more intense way to say up a wall into a wall

scaling up a castle yeah um I like I was laughing I think at that at some point people were like kind of starting to mess with me Because I was like, you have to be kidding me. Yeah. Because I post also, just say you hate us Texans, my guy. I'm in tech. I think, did I respond to this? Yeah.

In Texas right now typing this because I had six shows here this month, rain check. I was like, oh, my heavens. No Cleveland is insane. Is it? I tried. Come to Cincinnati. By the way, I am doing a show in, let's see. in Cincinnati, Ohio on 9-11 my birthday.

Oh my God, your birthday. And you love Cincinnati, Ohio. My sister lives there now, so my parents are coming to that one. Yeah. Oh, my God, that's great. Isn't that crazy? I'm celebrating my birthday in Cincinnati this year. Nowhere else you'd rather do it.

Nowhere else I'd rather. I love Ohio. Yeah. I literally do. No, you literally have said that on the podcast before. People know. I'm an outspoken Ohioan. That sounded like a slur.

Is that how you say it? Ohioan? I don't, I guess. It sounds like Ohana means family. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, which isn't a slur. No, no. At all.

The opposite. It is the opposite of a slur. Ohana is the opposite of a slur. In fact? Family, yeah. Come closer. Come over here and sit next to me. Me?

Just in general. Oh, okay. And I'm also doing London and Ireland. I'm doing England and Ireland. And for Thanksgiving, my parents are coming to those, too. Oh, my God. Your parents love you. That's really nice of that.

I just think that they, like, I just want to get out of the house, y'all. Well, it's like a long way to go to get out of the house. I could not stop telling them that their house is devoid of life after, like without a dog. I was like, what is the point of your house? I was like, it is empty in here. And they're like, well, we travel so much. I go, like, you know, I have a dog and I travel 18x more than you.

Granted, I'm a deadbeat dad, of course. But at least, like, I come home and that's what I'm looking forward to. is Maxine, waiting at my doorstep. The biggest change in not having it, from having a dog to not having a dog is like when you drop food on the floor, you have to pick that shit up. That is horrible.

That's a big reason to get a dog. It's like, they're there. You love your new vacuum, though. I do love my new vacuum. I'm outspoken about my shark. Speaking of sharks, you guys. That's where I'm going next week. Crazy, Brooke.

That's crazy. I don't know if it's Shark Week marketing. No, it's really real. Shark Week marketing didn't say, okay, guys, we're going to go above and beyond. We're going to employ animals this year. We're going to get the sharks to now travel in packs. And I keep seeing, I don't know, so for context, if you're not on Shark Talk, every single video on my FYP right now besides, please, please, please.

I do love that song, by the way. Can't get enough. Can't get enough. There's crack. Espresso didn't do it for me. So sorry that your ex didn't do it for you. That song was up my ass like an enema. I don't, I couldn't.

It just like didn't hit me the way that please, please, please. And now and now everyone wants to say, everyone wants to say Barry Kogan's hot. Where were you? Where were you? Where were you when I needed you? Where were you when the scene around the world came to, wait, I'm going to see how long. I'm going to open TikTok and see how long it takes for please resists. Oh, that's a fun game.

Yeah, ready? Let me see how long. Okay. When you need it. Hang on. Hello. When you need it. Bad example.

No. We're going out tonight. We're hitting a far drink coffee. Shut up. What? You can't stop now. Me, I am so not. I think more people.

Did anybody else see the video? What are you? You're joking me. You can't stop now. Get ready with me. What's that? A hummingbird landing on a pit bull's nose? I have to watch this. Hang on.

Oh, I'm saving this to my device. Yeah. Hang on, let me download this video. It won't let me. Okay, bookmarked. I'm really mad. You want me to try? I'll try my iPad.

You're joking. You're absolutely completely joking. First video right off the bat. Seth Myers thirst trap. I get it. Yeah. I do too. I do too.

You think I don't? we both got that one right when you need it getting a lot of like youth lay me's theater troops yeah me not it's just not it's not on the car I'm pissed off and it's channing please please please did you see her pageant yeah did I see her pageant yeah Channing's a coal miner little miss coal miner's pageant vlog is up she won three awards yeah I I texted her on the side. She gave me the sneak peek before it reached the public eye. Yeah. So back to sharks. Yeah, back to sharks. So I've never seen them that shot. So the issue that I'm having, of course, I was in the water when the sharks were swimming by, but when I was in Florida. But the issue that I'm having is everyone's offering an explanation. And most of them that I'm. There's so many sharks. Just like thousands, like, like hundreds of sharks swimming in packs. And sharks, I guess I don't typically swim in packs.

the one on the bottom right is yeah I've been seeing this one and there's also sharks on the shore in Florida and they're saying like attacking well they're saying yeah they attack three people separately like that's a ton of sharks obviously they were literally in the sand that's how shallow they were but they're saying like it's it's because of the

orcas well there's there's I have all the explanations memorized they said because there's sharks follow food and I guess the the food this year, the bait balls or whatever, are like way closer to shore. And so the sharks are closer to shore. And then they're saying,

orcas, because climate change are not needing to leave, and it's in the Gulf, and it's pushing the sharks closer because they're avoiding the orcas. But then other people are like, no, orcas are always in the Gulf of Mexico. People have different opinions,

which like... Guess what? Guess what? And no, no, and then I fell into this one hole about the Bible. That was like, there's a sea creature. That is, that's the devil. And it's, it's, it's,

become awake now because there was an earthquake and now it's... That gave me full goosebumps. Yeah, because fictus sexuality, like you probably want to... Wait, who woke the sea creature devil up? There was, um, an earthquake abroad that was able to wake up this sea creature. Why now? If not now, then when? That's really scary.

It is. It's kind of this, it's kind of... As a Christian, I believe it. I know. As a Bible beater, bro. As a Bible belter. I can't imagine how hard that this is, this is, this is, this is, it's, it's It's really like, I believe it.

And I'm not kidding. What is your favorite Bible boss? Please, please, please. Tell me your favorite Bible boss. Yeah, let me think about that for a second. Come on. Don't be shy. Exactly.

Who said that? Exactly. Who said that? John. Oh. Yep. I love his work. Yep.

John, honestly. Girl? The part where they go, girl. Girl. Exactly. Girl. That was Luke. Oh, yeah.

He's always been one of the girls. Duke and John. Yep, those boys. Where do you begin? You literally can't take them anyway. Anyways, I don't really know what's going on with the sharks. This is going to be like my summer at the beach. I'm going to get tan.

I'm not going in the water because I'm going to that Florida location for the fourth. Yeah. To talk to myself. Oh, are you going to go with the group of people that are going to go to Florida? Your friends, Patrice? Patrice? Oh, yeah, I'm going with Patricio. And I'm not going in the water.

You're going to call me insane. I might go to the mountains for the fourth. What mountain? The Rockies. You're kidding. No. With who? I don't know.

I'm just going to go and see who's there. Really? Yeah. What's there to do in the Rockies? And where are... Girl. I feel like the Rockies are, like, big, no? Yes, they're mountains.

Which location are you picking of the Rockies? Um, somewhere in Colorado. Maybe, maybe go to Aspen. Oh, okay. Why didn't you just say that? Well, because I might go to Idaho as well. I haven't decided. And I think that...

I would go to Idaho. Idaho's a special place. I bet. Yeah. I'd love to go. Yeah. Udaho. Udaho.

We to Ho. We to Ho. Yeah. Zer. Me, you, we, Z, Z, Zer. Did you hear about iOS 18? No, no. I'm glad you asked I saved a TikTok on it.

Cool. Because Lord knows I don't remember. Well, I have notes for today, too, that I really wanted to hit on Bane. No, but this is really cool, actually. I'm pissed off that then please, please please don't play for me. Yep. You know, on my iPad, not to shit on my iPad because I never would, but something they don't have is the ability to fast forward a TikTok.

Oh, that sucks. I'm watching in 2X all the time. Me too. I can't not watch in 2X. And it's just like why, I don't understand why they haven't been able to format apps for iPads yet. Oh, okay. So they're doing tapbacks for messages now, which means that you can tap on the message. And instead of just like all the like exclamation question mark, ha ha reactions, you can react with any emoji that is available to you in the emoji bank.

I see, I needed that. People are going to start responding. You could react with a piece of cake. I mean, that's what I don't like. I'm like, what do you mean by by construction vest coat? also you can underline in texts now bold etc that's good i'll use that yeah okay that's nice that's called text effects and messages this i don't get at all when you have no service and are completely like off grid yeah you can just send i messages via satellite that i do get i don't because

why couldn't we just do that before then because they need to release things so that we still use our we still are excited about it. They probably held on to that one. Because I've used maps. You can download maps on Google all the time. When I was in Indonesia, we downloaded maps and you can fully search for stuff via satellite. You know, you can download TikToks to watch on the plane too and you don't have why. That's like insane.

Two hours worth, I think. That's insane. Yeah. See, I would do that if I could download my FYP and I didn't have to scroll to each video. Constance, you can. Shut your hell up. Oh, wait. What do you mean that you don't have to scroll?

Like, I want to download two hours. hours worth of TikToks onto my phone in like one video. Oh, I think you still are scrolling through TikTok. And saving each one individually? No, you're just, you just have the ability to scroll like you would with my phone. That's what I want. That's what you have. Okay.

That's what's available to you. Thanks. Um, did you know I'm going to New York for Donald Duck's 90th birthday? No. Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah.

I'm really excited. I don't know what it entails. Disney emailed them was just like, do you want to come celebrate Donald's 90th will fly you out and I was like, actually,

yeah. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, I do. When are you going? That's where I'm going. Well, I'm stopping in Philly first. So I leave Monday for Philly and then going to taking the train

to Donald's 90th. And then coming back on Jet Blument, which I'm really excited about it. I was going to ask if you requested Jet Bluinen. Really excited. I'm most excited about that out of everything including seeing my family in

and all that you'll have to share some serious content with us from Donald's 90th you know I will he's gonna be in a wheelchair no in a wheelchair duck in a wheelchair he's completely sprightly

Apple is also for that new one I saved this too is allowing you to create AI generated emojis like you can do like dinosaur dinosaur doing the jerk. Could you do something inappropriate?

I don't know because when I was trying to do a joke for Texas, I was like, hey, chat, GBT, can you write me like a, like, as a joke or like a kind of racist joke as an example of like someone in Texas and they were like, no, we can't be racist. I was like, okay. Wow, that's. Honest mistake. That's good. And then you can also add your ID to your phone, your ID to your phone.

Oh my God, Connor? Yeah. I got my driver's life. license. Oh, good, Brooke. You know what? It's about damn time. Yeah. Thank you. Sorry to interrupt. No, that's okay. I wanted to, we have a couple things in our notes too. In our notes that I want to hit. Hit them. Okay. Oh. So when I flew back yesterday, we were about to land and we're going down, literally like this, we're going down. And this lady goes, I hear from behind me like 10 rows back. And I'm pretty far back, like row 23. Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. And I whipped. I'm like some shit.

about to go down. I whip around and she goes, we have a flight in 12 minutes. Can everyone just stay seated? We are going to run off the plane and everyone's like, like no one said anything when you're supposed to be like, we got you girl. So no one said anything. We just all say, they sprinted off this group of like seven women. And then I get off the plane. Who do I see at a bar with a bottle of wine? You're lying. Nope. I was about to say like good for them because I'd be too much of a pus to do that. And I just missed my flight because. Well, I'm in between I mean, at first I was like, oh, they wanted to get off, just get off and get some drinks. But then I think that they might have missed their flight.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. I was like, wow. No, it didn't even cross my mind. No, it didn't to me either. Immediately, I was like, oh, there's. Cousin Logan told me they were like, she was like, they probably missed their flight. Oh, yeah. That's very true.

Um, and then I wanted to go through some pet peeves because I have a bunch. Yeah. Did you, did you have any? I have, I was having a hard time just because everything annoys me. Yeah. So it's hard to figure out which one's a pet peeve and which one is just my personality. I have one. I have one very specific.

Why don't you start? When I go to pick someone up and they keep me waiting in my car is literally, and this is not to any specific friend. Like they know I hate it and they all do it and it just is what it is. It's fine. But that is something that just literally, like I'll be dead silent in the car for 10 minutes. That's why you should never be on time if you're picking someone up. It doesn't matter.

They still take forever. You should always be like 15 minutes late because guess what? they'll be ready out front i'm waiting like sometimes i'm outside it's like no i'm never on time to pick people are literally like i'll be like i'm here and they're like oh coming i told you when i was leaving my house you know how far away i live yeah you know i'm coming to get you why are your clothes not on why are you in the shower i'm thinking like airport trip i'm like i'm gonna be 20 minutes late because blessings on blessings like you'd be waiting for an uber and like that's a favor you're doing for them like i'm gonna be late i'm gonna get there when i get there because i'm taking

you home in an in an in uber me and i get like i'm bitchy about it too i left tristan once i didn't have there was no like pressing thing we needed to get to i think we were going to barnies or something i was in the car for 15 minutes or waiting for him he was in the shower i said i'm either because i also drove 20 minutes out of my sorry trish like love you to death get a grip but i like boiling yeah that that makes me boil and every every every every does it to me too, which is sweet. This is not a good one to say today. Yeah?

Because I do it. Yeah, you do it. I do it too. What? Birthdays. Oh. I hate birthdays. Yeah.

I hate other people's birthdays. I hate my birthdays. I hate when people have a birthday dinner on a weekend. I hate when people have a birthday dinner on a weeknight. I hate when they make a big group text. Hey, and everyone's like, oh, I'm excited. I'm excited. Okay, cool.

You just like the message. If you can go. Oh, I would say in general, like, group texts where I don't know most of the people and you're just, like, inviting me to something like that's sweet. But now I'm in a group chat with so many people I don't know and everyone's blowing up my phone. It's like, I would, you could do individuals. That's why I miss group me. Did you ever use group me?

I did use group me. I miss that because it's a different app. Like, it's not going to be clogging on my text highways. So that pissed me off. Oh, I have another one. Okay, good. But you go. No, no, no, you go.

I went just now, birthdays. When, like, people very, like, complain about something that other people are very clearly enjoying. Go, like, elaborate. Like, when someone's like, ugh, like, I hate L.A., blah, blah, blah. It's like, okay, I love L.A. Like, I'm having a great time in my 20s. You don't have to be here.

If someone's just going to go on and on about how much they hate L.A. You're not a tree. You can move. Totally. That's an option that's available to you. And that's just an example. but like, I don't know if I'm very clearly like loving something or like a concert. I'm like so loving it.

And someone's like, I don't like it. Shut up about it. Why don't you shut the fuck up about it? Yeah, that's one thing. I have a similar one. When you're complaining and someone else also complains, like I got here first. I'm doing the complaining right now. Like when you're sick and someone else is like, yeah, I have a headache.

My head hurts. Oh, see, I would rather them join in. Oh, misery of those companies. then have me being the one complaining and them coming in with like a chipper positive attitude that is a pet peeve i don't want anyone to match my freak when i'm complaining i'm like this is my i'm doing the complaining i'm i'm complaining right now no one did that trend of us which kind of pissed me off match my freak yeah i didn't what's the trend it's like the two people that match each other's freaks i didn't see it and it was like all these podcasts co-hosts except for us oh damn we

always get we always get skipped over no i don't i feel like some people are are really sweet about including us and things but this one i was like yeah this is a perfect opportunity okay here's one and let me explain first one of my biggest pet peeves is when people post a bunch of pictures and the the caption is 24 hours in Vegas or they're like 12 hours in new york city like that's a layover Okay. Like I'm going to start posting when I have a connecting flight and be like 17 minutes in Chicago. I hate that. Okay.

That's good to know. That one's not like, that's not boiling my blood. It doesn't bother anyone else? Yeah. No. It gives me the same vibe as when someone's like, someone in their bio is like, L.A., NYC, London, Mexico. Are you just listening countries?

I don't like when people put their followers in their body. I-O. Oh, TikTok, 300K. Yeah, I think that's... But that's not like a peepive. That's just like, ew. I guess that one's more. I find it funny.

All right, I have another one. Okay. Chairs for looks. Yeah. Like when someone just has a chair for looks. That you can't sit in? They just don't sit in it and it never gets used. It makes me sad for the chair.

Okay. Okay. Don't give me that. No, I kind of... See, this is why we got to get over the dude, because you have to match my freak. Say, fuck that chair. Fuck that chair for looks

Oh, I'm sorry I can't match your freak on that one Because I kind of get it What? Well, I'm just thinking of like In a living room No one ever sits in the chair It's like you might as well

Just pick a really like aesthetically pleasing one Like everyone's gonna cram onto the couch No one And the chair's always away from the TV Yeah, that's why there shouldn't be a chair there Put a potted plant Really?

Chair would probably look better For what? To look better I'm just like you have a living room Cuck chair It's crazy Cuck chair? Do you know what a cuck chair is?

Yeah, I know what a cuck is. What is a cuck? Like someone who gets cheated on, a husband who gets cheated on. No, someone who finds sexual pleasure in being, in someone else engaging with their significant other. No, I don't think they have to find pleasure in it. That's the whole thing. It's a kink. Well, no, there can be a cuck kink, but saying cuck doesn't imply kink.

Yeah, I mean, I think the actual, like, originated there. I don't agree with you. Okay, well, that's what Google's far Yeah I have my I have my fingers dangling I have my fingers dangling above the button Urban dictionary

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend Have sex with other men Often the man lets her do whatever she wants And treat him like shit That's urban dictionary John watches his wife get fucked by another man What a cuck Okay, I'm saying there is a cuck kink

But just the definition of cuck doesn't imply kink Okay Okay, we're both right Make a cuck hold by having a sexual relationship With his wife or being A man whose wife Why it's sexually unfaithful. I think we're both right.

Okay. But I think I'm more right. What were you saying it is? It's just like a man who's wife cheats on him. But he knows is what I'm saying. I don't think like I could just like, oh, he's a cuck, but like he doesn't have to know. It feels really derogatory coming out of my mouth. It feels bad to say, but no.

It feels really bad. Look, we can go on the right. That's, that's, I mean, obviously there's different means. A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife, the wife of an adulterous husband. is a cuck queen. But that's what I'm saying. Like the definition is just like a man that's being cheated on. But to have a cuck kink would be if he liked it.

Like the definition itself doesn't imply that there's already a kink there. Oh my gosh. She's actually crazy. In biology, a cuckhold is a male who unwittingly invests parental effort in juveniles who are not genetically his offspring. Aw. That's pathetic. It's sweet. But it is sweet.

He's the father that a cuckold. biologically you could be the father that stepped up yeah what is lame cuckolds what is wrong with with with with a male pigeon who steps up to raise some little baby pigeons nothing nothing in fact admirable we're reclaiming cucks cut queen she's my cut queen let her hit the bando yeah yeah okay now i'm like very um what's the word Confused? No. No, it's like a very simple word that's escaping me.

Hungry. It's not subconscious. Self-conscious. I'm very self-conscious about not matching your freak right now. No, it's totally fun. Not many can. Okay. Too damn true.

And when you find the one, Oh, I have a good one. I have a good one. I think you're going to like this one. When you tell someone that's like kind of singing a song that they're a good singer and then they amp it up and they keep going. and you're like oh my god why do i say that yeah it's like you're not that good that's funny yeah all right when someone calls me without texting me first hate it and it's not an emergency yeah face time's worse go fuck yourself i'm serious no i really i hate that oh and you know what i'll say

like when i say like i hate when people call me and it's like oh really i'm i'm such a call person oh my god go call someone then if you love calling so much yeah go call someone and when you say it to someone that has specifically done it to you and then they're They don't take that as, oh, okay, I won't call Connor anymore. They take it as an opportunity to just let you know they love to call. Yeah, that's sick. Okay, I'm going to say something that I'm going to take the person's name out of it. Okay.

Because this happened yesterday. Let's bleep it. I got a phone call. I want to know the name. I got a phone call. It doesn't matter. Like, it doesn't matter to me. I got a phone call from someone yesterday.

Did not answer because I didn't have the number saved. Just tell me who. I got to, I got it. Just say his name. No, I'm going to tell you his name. Tell you. Say his name. I'm going to tell you his name, but after I... Say it now. No, no, it's a part of the story. I'm going to tell you. He tells me who he is. What, who is he? Fuck you. Fuck you. Shut up.

So I get a phone call from someone that I don't know who it is and I let it go to a voicemont. I get a text. Hey, it's... We work together at Redacted. I know we haven't chat any while. Let's go get a coffee. I'm in the loony bin with a bunch of loonies And I like why would you ever just call me blindly? I don't have your number at all That is like a wild move And I don't remember No and I don't remember where I worked at Four or five years ago

Yeah I don't remember everybody there Interesting, he probably wanted something He probably needed something He probably needed you bad He probably needed to match my freak Yeah All right someone that moves somewhere

And starts doing all the local stuff And makes it their whole personality Hate Yeah Yeah it's annoying When someone's talking really slow and you already know the end of what they're going to say well you know I have no choice but to just finish it to step in yeah I can't I have why you always accuse me of bearing the lead

well on a podcast it's different but I can't stop going like this it's so rude it's so rude it's so rude I did it while someone was giving us the best man speech at a wedding it's a tick you can't help it this is probably the rudest thing you can do to someone That's very Larry David. I try not to, but I'm under the table. Just know, above the surface, very calm, below the surface, a frenzy of activity. And that's fine. Wrap it up.

Yeah. That's all I got, y'all. Anything else at all? One more. I should have included this earlier. When someone calls me and I call them back and it goes to voicemail. My mom. My mom will text me.

Well, call me. It'll ring once and she'll hang up and be like, hey, call me. Call her back, voicemail. Like, maybe she's on Do Not Disturb. Call her back twice, voicemail. Yeah. I'm like, how in the 15 seconds since you called me, did you, did you misplace your phone? And I know it's on loud.

It's almost like she calls me, hangs up, and throws her phone as far as she possibly goes. That seems to happen to you a lot. Oh my gosh. I can't. I can't. I can't. It does happen to me a lot. Yeah.

I'm Sally. It's okay. All right, y'all. We're going to wrap up. unless you have anything else. Do I have anything else? To say in the bones out or to say in the main? I don't think I do for the main.

I'm trying to think if I have anything as well. Oh, I'm going to Luke Combs tonight. Oh my God, congratulations. You'll have the best time. It doesn't matter because it's, this is postpartum, but I, I'm going tonight to Luke Combs. Oh, the way I was belting it out on the way here today. That's awesome.

I was having such a blast with my coffee in the car. and I didn't spill any and I brought a mug in the car today. Oh, another. Today's gonna be a good day. Another thing. I got my, I got my motherfucking bumper fixed.

You did. And my brake light and both my blinkers work and all the lights work and I'm selling that bitch. Bye bye. Oh my God. Pick it out in the,

do you see in the parking lot? It's clean as a whistle. Whoa. They got in all the nooks and crannies. They must have been on their hands and knees scrubbing it. Whoa. Yeah.

And I got such a good deal too. What part do you want? I think I'm going to get a forerunner. What's that? Thoughts everybody on the forerunner? Four runners are good. Yeah. It's the Toyota Rav-4, like step up as the forerunner.

Is it a Toyota? Yes, it's a Toyota. Oh my God, I didn't realize you were doing Toyota. Because Toyota's just never break. There's never any issues. Yeah. Really good cars. Actually, I will say I'm having one issue with my Rav-4,

and I would love to know if anybody else is having this issue with their Raff 4s and if they can help. My car play, the map is just, it just freaks out. out every opportunity that it gets and it can never get me anywhere. I think that's an Apple issue. I don't think it's a car issue. Really? Because I know it's like sometimes it helps when I turn the Wi-Fi off before I get in the car.

It's definitely a Bluetooth Wi-Fi issue. But like how do you guys combat that if possible at all? I really think it's an Apple thing, unfortunately. I had my dash and my Ravre 4 broke. So I had to do an aftermarket, like the square. Aftermarket. Aftermarket. And it works so well.

well now. Okay. I don't know. Do people with Google phones, are they able to access Airplay, Apple CarPlay? No, but they have Google Car Play. Huh. That sucks. Android Auto.

Can't imagine. Do you have any friends out of an Android? No. Me neither. Like, like, no, I'd be scared around them all the time. I'd have literally like a wall up around someone with an Android. I'd feel like they would have, like, they would flip out on me for no reason, and I'd need to get out.

I would never want to be alone with someone with an Android. My dad has an Android. Don't put me in a room with a man with an Android. It's like really scary. Yeah, I agree. Isn't it? No offense to any listeners that have an Android? I don't want to be in a room with you.

Yeah, it is sinister. Alone. All right. Well, we'll see you in the bonus. If there's ever someone with an Android, make sure you're with someone else that you can run faster then. Because the person with the Android will eat the other person first. Yeah. Yep.

Happy birthday. Sorry. Last thing in the main. You know how there was that whole conversation on TikTok about like, would you rather be, would you rather be with a man or a bear and everyone was like the bear? It sucks at our whole thing. Oh, wait, no, it's good that our thing is the bear. So people trust us.

We're glad you took a man, just like any man. You didn't, you miss this whole like, neutral thing. Yes. The conversation was like I'd basically like women would rather be safer with a bear than a man. Yeah. And like the bear attacks are far, far. far less than man attacks. That's very true.

But there are a lot less bears than men. Would you rather be out swimming in Florida with a pack of sharks or a pack of men in the water? Pack of men because I could out swim them. They bite too. But I could out swim. Oh, yeah, you are. I was on the swim team. Yeah.

I was on, I was a barracuda. My swim team was a whale. Oh my God. All right, you guys. You're good. We're going to wrap up. We will see you in the bonus. Please join us.

Please join us in the bonus. Oh, it doesn't rhyme. Well, please join us, brothers. Bye guys. Pun City. USA. Population Me. See y'all.

This week, I'm close friends. My clit is claymation? Try something you've never done before, like a cigarette. What am I supposed to do, shove it up my butt? Yeah, I would prefer that. You're going to be shaking some serious ass. So you might actually be able to fuck an elf Why would you...

What? Do you want to fuck a little elf? No. I think some people will relate to this. I didn't hate my childhood. Okay. Sign up on TMG Studios.combe to watch a full bonus episode.