Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Love Isn't Blind

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

Alvin and the Chipmunks is the best band of all-time?! Adult men shouldn’t be blonde?! Egg salad is GOOD?! This week Brooke and Connor reveal their hottest takes, joke about the newest season of Love is Blind, and dive into their favorite TikTok videos. Email us at [e-mail] !! Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/bandc  To find a retailer who delivers right to your door head to https://budlight.com/NEXT. Enjoy responsibly, messaging for 21+ That’s https://HelloFresh.COM/bandc16 and use code bandc16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Winter is so last season. And now spring's got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang on the patio sundress. Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear up on that envelope.

It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. My first hot take is that I think the Alvin and the chipmunk versions of songs are most of the time better than the original. My Uber's here. I have to go. Come on unplug me. That is psychic. I know. And I don't think I'm going to get a lot of people to agree with me. But something about that high pitch makes me want to move and groove and everything in between.

I'm scared to be around you. I don't do it in public. I'm only on my second coffee I went on a run this morning Where do you run to? I run around my old office So that they can see that I'm free And I'm still in that

Office That's really really smart Yeah but it's also a nice reminder to me That I used to walk there and be like Damn this is the life I'm about to have like 15 sparkling waters And like that is startup life

And I was like this is sick This is everything that I dreamed of in college I was just telling you pre-recording that this is the first day and since I think I was teaching that I have actually woken up to my alarm going off because usually I anticipate the alarm when I'm sleeping and I wake up right before it but today was one of those days where it's like I can't even move my arm to press snooze. Yeah. So yeah. So I didn't wake up with an alarm today actually because or no well this was yesterday but because I smelled smoke and I woke up to the smell

a smoke. And I was kind of like, this is kind of comfy. Like, but also why do I smell smoke? Right. You know? It was kind of like, like bonfire smoke or, no, it's more I'm about the combust. Burning rubber. Uh-huh. Or like, it just smelled smoky, like something that shouldn't be happening in a one-bedroom apartment. And I look over and my phone charger is melting, just like, plugged into my phone, but just melting off the wire. For no reason? I don't get the Amazon phone chargers, I guess. But I, and then I'm like, oh, okay. unplugged like that's and my my my it was so hot because it was melting right and then I looked over and it wasn't even it wasn't even the phone charger that I was smelling it was the candle that I left

lit all night next to my bed so both the phone charger was in flame yeah it was final destinationing my my my my my own ass uh-huh it was like self-induced final destination well thank god you left that candle burning because something worse could have happened with the phone charger God works in mysterious ways Sometimes it's just really direct She really is direct Yeah sometimes God is just like You were gonna die one of two ways

And let me present you with two options And then maybe you'll wake up Yeah But good thing because I didn't set an alarm yesterday And I had that meeting at night God's alarm God's alarm sometimes it smells like Poisonous fumes

But I was I was thankful for that And I actually made a TikTok About it because I was like Oh I like I like forgot about it alarm. I'm so thankful. Same sort of thing. Like, I'm so thankful. Because yesterday was two, two, two, two, two, two. Did you celebrate at 2.22 p.m.? I kept making, like, my main goal yesterday was just to write down a couple manifestations. Because as much as I, like, I want to believe in,

you know, the crystals and manifesting and everything like that, even if it's a placebo, I don't really care. Right. Because I have nothing to lose. I feel horrible. I didn't observe. yesterday. I observed privately. Well, I mean, it's not too far. It's two, two, two, two, two, two, two, geez, from the top. Two, two three, two, three, two two two two. Right. So it's not like it's not. It's not. You didn't miss it that much. Uh huh. But I was talking to somebody yesterday and they're like, yeah, we put, I put all of my manifestations in a mason jar of honey. Right. And they've all come true now. And like the amount of money, she wanted to have saved. She has a comedy special coming out on Netflix. Wow. What's the significance of the honey? I was just kind of like, well, that's, that's bullshit. But I was like,

you know what, if it works for you? And it worked for her. Apparently, like, I think you just need to work hard and, like, not, you know, our mantra is just kind of sit around and wait for something to happen. Right. So are you saying that putting things in honey is the working hard piece? So sometimes you've got to get a little sticky to get what you want. And that's my mantra since college. Oh, good point. Anyways, okay, and I also go ahead. No, go ahead. We're working on not cutting each other off this episode because we got a flag yesterday and it was actually a third strike of just being kindly asked to please not cut each other off on a podcast on account of it being audio only for a lot of you. Right.

So what were you saying before I cut you off? I don't know. Okay, well, I was going to say what I've been doing this week is watching Love is Blind season two. Have you dabbled at all? I started, yeah, I watched a lot of it yesterday. Did you watch? I'm so sorry, I lied for no reason. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

I don't even know why. I knew it, I don't even know why you try. Okay, well, you've watched season one, right? Sure. So you know the premise. Yeah. So for those of you that don't know the premise, love is blind is really a beautiful show about finding love,

not including, not taking into account one's physical appearance. So basically there's 15 girls and there's 15 guys and they're all dating each other through a wall in what they call the pods. So they're getting to know each other in developing an emotional connection without knowing what the other one looks like. And it's really a beautiful concept. And basically what happens is those are the pods. So they're in pods. There's a visual. And what happens is.

What's the significance of the pods? What do you think that? So they don't see each other. So it's just like a giant budget. I'm thinking of the cost of these pods. It must just be astronomical. Just put them in maybe something less. Well, you need them to be comfortable

in order for them to be able to truly know each other on an emotional level. You know, it's funny. A show so much about not worrying about looks and they did this entire set build. I can't imagine how much that costs. That's an interesting point. I think it's a little superficial. I think you're getting off track.

Basically, what I was trying to say before you kind of took us in that direction is that once they get to know each other, they start dating through the pods, they develop these connections, and then they get engaged without seeing each other. And then once they propose, that's their ticket to seeing each other physically in person for the first time during a grand reveal. And then they have a month to get to know each other in the physical realm before what they get, they're going to walk down the aisle, and then they get to choose if they're going to say, I do or I don't. So where, where.

in your life to be like, well, I guess I did, so I watched like, I'm ready to go on the show, by the way. Before you say what you're about to say, I'm signing up. I wanted to say, where do you have to be in your life? It be so lucky to be on Love is Blind. I think that that's really cool. It really is. Yeah. But anyway, where I left off in the show is they just got to wedding day. So all of these, they're six couples. And now it's the time for them to decide if they're going to say I do or I don't after a month of getting to know each other physically. And the thing about this season that's different than last season is last season, there were a few couples that you're like, okay, this could work. And this season, every single

couple, it's like, oh my God. Based on physical appearance, that they're not a match? No. Just like, no, no. Just like mentally, it's like, I don't, you're. You know, that's crazy because they obviously had so much time to get to know each other before they got married that I can't imagine that. Right. But it's just like every couple of the season, it's like you are doomed. Whereas last season,

like there are couples that are still together that you were like, okay, this could work. This season's so fun to watch because no one's really right. Oops. I just figured out of use my mug.

That's hot. That was really hot. Are you okay? Yeah, I just don't get, why do they make the mug so, I'm sorry. Continue your thing. Do you have any questions?

I think you covered, I think all the bases there. I do think that it's an interesting concept. I do think that we're at the end of the line for dating shows because I need more. I can't get enough. This is just 90-day fiancé and like a different font to me. Not really at all, though, in the slightest. So they have about 90 days to get to know each other before they get married?

They have a month. That's 30. Okay, well, who's, and sometimes it's 28. And 90-day fiancé, you see each other. This is such an exquisite added layer of getting to know each other emotionally. In the wise words of Shake, who is one of the men this season, Shake is, yeah, Shake is currently engaged to deeps. And basically, Shake and the pods was looking for a woman. They're drawing his name just out of a hat.

He was kind of gauging who he could support on his shoulders at a music festival. He was kind of wondering, could I support you on my shoulders at a music festival by chance? You know, he was kind of wondering that. And also wondering, he really likes buying women clothes. what size clothes would I be buying? Yeah. You know, just kind of asking the important questions there. Right.

Anyway, shake was going on and on and about how, and shake is an Indian man. Okay. And shake was very passionate about the fact that he only dates white blonde woman. Enter Deeps, an Indian woman. And he was like, Deep's like, you're not really my type on account of you not being white and blonde. And she was like, you know what? Like, I only date white guys too. And he was like, really?

This is kind of making me think that maybe I've been wrong all along. And then it's about an emotional connection. And then Deeps was loving that. And she was like, maybe you're right. So now Deeps and Shake are together. They see each other for the first time. Shake runs to her, like grabs her butt. And he's like, oh my God, you're so hot.

You're so hot. I love you. I want to put a baby in you right now. One day later, they're in Mexico. And he goes, I can't help but feel like when I'm with Deeps. It's like kissing my aunt. And I'm not sexually attracted to her in any way. And I think this is worth fighting for, but it's really, really hard.

And what was the original question you asked me? How did I get onto the shake? I've been working on my coffee this whole time. I've been trying to open my contigo, Kyrig. But I was going somewhere with shake. Oh, anyway, I was talking about how beautiful it is that they're able to develop emotional connections without seeing each other physically. Anyway, in the wise words of shake. Are you seeing how hot the coffee is?

I just put into my mouth. Yes, but it's not a concern to me right now because I'm talking about... Look at that steam. I hear you and I see you standing with you back to Shake. He said he wanted to be able to fuck someone emotionally before he fucks them physically because he doesn't want to have sex with deeps. Me? No.

Oh. Who? No. West Elm Caleb kind of a little bit. Oh. Interesting. But anyway, I paid $70 for a cameo from Shake. Cool.

Yeah. Totally. Yeah. Anything that's where we are Maybe I'll watch it It sounds awesome Yeah it's really really good And so far

We're at the wedding day And Deeps and Shake Have not really been intimate On account of Shake not being attracted to her So I'm really curious to see Where they're gonna go Because they identify as best friends So is that enough?

Is love blind? Is my question? Not if someone looks like Your uncle or your aunt No she doesn't look like his aunt It feels like her aunt It feels like his aunt When he's kissing her

I feel like you're not listening to me Well no that's just a lot to take in at once. Yeah. And then there's Shane and Natalie. Don't even get me started on that. Okay, I won't. Okay.

So, yeah, I do, I have been watching a lot of TV. Yeah. But I haven't, I haven't gotten to love is blind. There's so much TV right now. It is so good. Really? Yeah. It is really, I can't.

I mean, I want to keep going. To what? Talking about it. Okay. But I don't have to. But let me just give you my predictions. Well, I don't think you should because a lot of people are probably going to maybe tune into it. I think everybody's already watched.

No, this is happening as we speak. People are watching it because I'm seeing it on Twitter. It's already out. I know, but I mean, if I just started episode one last night. Okay, what TV are you watching? I'm watching a couple things. Single drunk female who... What's that? That sounds good.

It is actually really fascinating. It's this girl who like is like basically hitting rock bottom and because she's an alcoholic, like goes to work super drunk one day at like a startup. It's a comedy. Right. But I feel like so many of these shows are just taking bits and pieces from euphoria. She's like full-blown and alcoholic and goes to work, like gets fired, hits her boss in the face because she's so mad. And then she's like trying to become a sober individual. But it's really good.

And Charlie Hall is in it as well. And that's why I started watching it. That's Connor's TikTok friend who is Julie Louise Louise Reifis' son. son, which is really cool. He's really talented. He is. And he's really good in that show. And then obviously, like, we're not allowed to talk about Euphoria too much because

this was becoming the Euphoria podcast. But you did make a really, really funny video on your hot takes about Euphoria if you want to go into those because that was really funny what you said. So last week, first of all, thank you guys so much. Everyone then emailed in. I accidentally set the email up as alert notifications on my phone and can't figure out how to turn them off so I'm very aware of how many how many people emailed us and it was shocking we really really appreciate it was thousands genuinely thousands so um and they're real a lot of them

are really funny they're really funny you guys are you guys should a lot of us podcast a lot of you should go into entertainment but in some of you we're really glad he wrote it but um we have a lot of we got so last week i i i requested hot takes right right I think a lot of people don't know what that is, is what I'm gathering. Right, because some of them that sit out to me, like, we got a few that were like, oh, ugly people are funnier. Not a hot take. Fact, science.

Yeah. You know, stuff like that. That is proven. Science. Or relationship advice, which I don't know how to stress this enough. We are not qualified, considering the fact that my last date was when I was 12 with a boy named shoelace. Yeah. Who I have to ask.

It must be related to ashtray. I don't think any relation to ashtray. from Euphoria, unless Ashtray is Jewish and goes to Jewish camp with me. Something to ask Sam Levinson, if we get a minute. And speaking of the, well, I'm not going to call him the devil. I can't get a read on this guy. But we asked for a lot of hot takes last week. I'm so curious about hot takes because I feel like there are some very steamy,

as steamy as my coffee takes that came in. I have a couple. And speaking of Euphoria, I've been tweeting my, like, live. tweeting as I watched these episodes. You're a little heart out. Yeah, and I get it. Like, everyone's like, oh, it's crazy. Like, why would high schoolers dress like this in tube tops and miniskirts?

It's like, and do drugs and then, like, have sex. It's like, that's not that shocking to me. And also we're, like, 12 episodes, 16 episodes deep into the show. That's what they're doing. It might not be shocking to you, but coming from somebody who did game club with their teacher every Tuesday and Thursday at lunch and then went to play. practice for six hours. It's shocking to those.

Right. Those individuals, I'm sure. Well, let's talk about that. Okay, so my takes, I have a couple, and I have a notebook where I wrote it. I wrote everything down. I'm like, okay, what do you? Give them to me. Give them to me.

Stop being around the book. Here's two that are interconnected. Yes. Number one, that I have a lot of trouble saying succinctly, so I apologize if it doesn't come out clearly. None of those people in this main friend group would have ever spoken to each other in an actual high school. Really?

No. No. And I respect Sam Levinson for eliminating clicks in his show. Uh-huh. But there's a reason clicks exist. Interesting point. Lexi would have run far away from that group of people. Well, the thing is she's a sister, so she's not naturally in that friend group. That's all she hangs out with.

That's my, and here's my other point. What is there six people in your high school? Well, I think the whole point of Lexi's character is that she doesn't, she's a, she's watching. You know, she doesn't really have her own. established group of friends. She's more of a main side character by self-identification. These are just observations and no need

to delve into them from an like introspective point. On my end either. Okay. So. Branch out. So there's no clicks, but nobody's branching out and hanging out with anyone else. I really respect Ethan's character for still being involved,

although his girlfriend has now been written off the show, essentially. But the other thing that I'd like to bring up is obviously I talked about this. There's no pets on euphoria. And that makes me angry because I think a lot of people, especially like that I'm seeing on TikTok,

never mind, I'm not going to go into that. Go into it. No. I think the best things that come out of your mouth are the things that you don't, you are too scared. A lot of people that I see on TikTok that I'm like, you need to seek help from like a psychiatrist have cats in their videos. I think that's a fair statement.

And all of these people are, every time someone gets a new episode and euphoria, I'm like, that person's evil. Like Lexi, this last episode, I'm like, she's evil. She's evil. When it kept panning to her face and she's like, she's like grinning, like suspiciously. Or she's grinning. She put on a magnificent play. Here's my other thing. Here's another observation. How in, I don't know how big their town is, obviously. It's apparently said in LA. I've looked up all these things. How did Lexi manage to. cast doppelgangers of all of her friends. Exact doppelgangers. That are also talented. Could you imagine going to school with your whole friend group had like a mirrored image of themselves?

Yeah. Yeah. It's TV. You're right. And I do not mean to poke holes, but that's how, like, I almost miss the whole show because I'm like, where's a fucking reptile in the drug dealer's house? Drug dealers always have reptiles. You didn't even say my favorite hot take of yours. re euphoria, which was, are we really to believe that everybody took a break from doing drugs and committing felonies to go see a play? And guess what? I got torn to shreds by all the theater kids on Twitter because they said, you wouldn't go to a play to support your friend? I was like, they are committing

felonies every episode. And I had someone break it down to one of the kids that were like, they were supporting their friends. None of them are, they're not like good friends. I think maybe there aren't a lot of plays at Euphoria High. And so that was really kind of a new experience for everybody that they wanted to be a part of. No, not being a lot of plays because there are just so many drugs. Sure. Well, I think that, okay, I agree. The other thing that was said was, what about, you know that they probably need the extra credit.

They don't go to class. Right. They've never seen a piece of paper. Yeah, I'm with you there. These people are not going, they don't even know extra credit for what. Yeah, I, no comment, no response. Good point. It was, anyway, so.

Do you want to hear my hot take? Yeah, yeah, give me a hot take. Okay, I'm going to, they're on my, I have some of them. They're on my notes at, but they're not about euphoria. That's fine. I think we should move on. Okay, they're just in general. My first hot take is that I think the Alvin and the chipmunk versions of songs are most of the time

better than the original. My Uber's here. I have to go. Someone on unplug me. That is psychic. I know. And I don't think I'm going to get a lot of people to agree with me. But something about that high pitch makes me want to move and groove and everything in between.

I'm scared to be around you. I don't do it in public. I know it's wrong. I know it's wrong. I'm scared for what that's going to do. I know it's wrong. I'm scared for what that's going to do to our numbers. But the one that's like party rocking it, I don't know if I can sing that because of copyright.

But when Alvin and Simon and Theodore on backup vocals saying that, I just want to bust it. You know? I just like. Yeah. I know it's a hot. It's a hot one. It's a hot one. I don't feel like I really need to even.

You don't need to hear any more. No, no, no. No, there's nothing to say. I know. I can admit when I'm wrong. Okay? Always. Me too.

Yeah. I'm objectively wrong there. But again, if loving that is wrong, I don't want to be right. It is so good. This is going to be used against you in a federal court case. And I'm prepared. Like I know, I don't know what you want for me.

I know I'm wrong. But I can't help it. It's not, oh my God. There's nothing to say. There's nothing to say. No. That's shocking.

That was like, that was, I think that's my biggest hot take. Wow. Should I move on? I think everything coming is less startling. Okay. Okay.

Okay. My next hot take is succession isn't, isn't that good. the show. Okay. Do you agree or disagree? I think that it would have been good. I think you would have enjoyed it.

I watched two seasons. I love the characters. I love, I love Roman, adore. Roman. Yeah. Romantically. Okay.

And Greg, again, adore romantically as well. Yeah. But everyone else Doesn't do it for you No and like I again I'm fuzzy on the plot Damn I wish you would have ended with Alvin and the Chemunks

Because that's gonna That's doing a tap dance in my head Should I stop? No it's just like that one really just took me out a little bit And then my last one is I think egg salad is like the best food I like One that we got in from the audience That someone wrote in

Do you want me to say it? Hot take Oh okay Adult men should not be blonde Love this take Yeah I was up all night thinking about this So should we break it down

Yes I think That when you say adult men I think of men over 30 Because I was thinking last night Of blonde men in their 20s And that was not offending me But when I thought of adult men

Over 30 I could see where you're coming from. I can see it. Examples include but not limited to. And this is where my mind was coming when you said. Think of someone who's blonde that's an adult. I'm about to say it.

Okay. I can't think of one. Oh, I was thinking Bobby from Queer Eye. He has pretty platinum blonde hair. Huh. I don't think he has red hair. Not even remotely in the slightest is his hair red by any stretch. Queer eye.

Could we pull up a picture of Bobby? Bobby Burke. Yeah, that's red hair. No, but he recently dyed it. You know what? Go in that side-by-side one on the right. See how in season one it was blonde on the left? I guess he's dyed it now because he knows.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's his natural hair. On the left? No, on the right, that's his natural hair. Fine, but I'm saying he was blonde in season one, and he has amended that situation. I think it's pretty... Because he knows it's not really acceptable.

I think it's pretty unanimous that, like, We can all agree that adult men should not be bleaching their hair. How about it? What's Ryan Gosling's hair like? That seems blonde to me. That's pretty blonde, yeah. I think it's gray now. Again, I think, no, Ryan Gosling doesn't have gray hair.

That kind of dirty blonde feels okay to me. That feels legal. But what I'm seeing right there, that's not feeling good. Up on that left image. That's making me a little. He's a child in this. Okay. That's a teenager.

I'm not feeling good about it. Well, because that would be illegal for you to feel good about that image because he was a child. Maybe that's why. Well, good. But yeah, I can't think of one real adult man with blonde hair. Can we type in adult celebrities with blonde hair? So it can be like a, because I think I'm having trouble just imagining this. Matt King.

Oh, but Matt King. He's under 30. Yeah. Oh, these are all women. Pete Davidson, but. bleach is. And that's different than being Oh, there's Zach. Yeah, but bleach. That's, yeah. And I also, Zach, like, not your

best look. Adam Levine, same thing. I don't see any natural blonde. Kanye, same thing. I don't see any natural blonde. Oh, geez. What's the OGs in reference to for her? Listen. What's his face? Top right. Is that kind of dirty blonde? What's, who is Fast and Furious? What's his name? I know he's dead.

that's feeling Paul Walker Yeah completely fine to me Well I think maybe celebrities are different Like if you're working with someone In an office and they're blonde

It'd be like Like I quit I don't want to yeah Right Okay well I think that Yeah I think that I think that we are kind of there with you Yeah I think it's pretty clear

Yeah Also is it even genetically possible For an adult man to be blonde Because we're not finding any We're not even finding any natural A natural blonde I wonder what the science behind Like being born blonde

Oh, Owen Wilson. Kind of a weird vibe, because he was working in an office with you. Yes. As a celebrity, fine. Owen Wilson in Marry Me with J-Lo. Okay. Owen Wilson in a cubicle next to you, maybe not so okay. Yeah.

I think we open a can of worms. Yeah, we can keep this discussion. This is just the beginning of this of a much larger national debate. I'm seeing this picture of Justin Bieber down there that's going to make me. That's Poutlow vibe. Do you know Pout Lovato? Of course I know Pute Lovina. And you know Jube?

Who's Jube? J-Boot's brother. Can you guys look up J-B-B-O-O-B-Ber? J-O-B-Ber. J-B-Ber. J-B-Ber. J-B-B-R-B-B-R-B-B-Rother. Was he also locked in a basement? That's Juke. Holy.

That's just like a normal picture of Justin that's somehow, some way. And there's him next to Pooke. No way. Jube and Poot. Yep. I would love like a spinoff Jub and Pout's excellent adventure or something. Yeah, Juven Poot. And that's what I look like.

And he is bleached blonde there, which is just further backing up the claim. Adult men. That's what I look like. Maybe he shouldn't be blonde. Coming out of. The womb? The womb. Basically my buddy, he and his girlfriend broke up.

And he's, he asked me, do you think that I should archive the pictures that I posted on Instagram. And so I asked my friends in a group text. I said, do you guys think that you should? Good question. Do you think that you should archive your pictures after you break up with an individual? I said, it depends. And I think it's case by case. And here's my opinion. Tell me. I think that, you know, having worked at Bumble, when someone has pictures of just themselves for their whole profile, I'm like, you're going to tender swindler, me. You know, like, who are you? Where are your friends? Where's the pets on Euphoria? Where's your family?

And then same thing. I think like it maybe shows that you can be in a relationship, like a normal relationship previously. Go ahead. I actually disagree because I swipe left most of the time when I see a guy posing somewhat romantically with a girl. Well, you don't want that on your dating profile. I'm talking about.

You were just talking about Bumble. I'm saying when you're swiping. Related in the same like pool would be like to see. A romantic interest stalking your Instagram. Yeah. Okay. Being like oh like he dated. Right.

Other people in the past. And then like being like okay cool. Like it's it's you know like wouldn't it be more alarming for you to like find a dude that has never has no pictures with a girl? No. If I like a guy I don't want him within 20 feet. of a girl. You know? Also,

is this podcast sponsored by BetterHelp? Normalize making your Instagram about you and what makes you feel good instead of what the norm is. Well, when you're dating someone, they probably make you feel good. If you feel comfortable with having those pictures up, keep them up.

If it makes you sad and uncomfortable, take them down. It was less about that. It was more about like, is this pushing other people away? Other romance against... No, you were in a relationship. Yeah, so we're on the same page.

That's what I was saying. Okay. We're on the thing. When I was talking about the dating app, I said it's alarming when someone doesn't have a picture with their friends or a picture with... Yeah, with friends. I think just solo pictures is alarming. Yeah.

I would like in an ideal world for a dating profile, give me one fun solo shot of you doing something fun, not a selfie. Check. Check. Picture with you and your friends. Check, I don't want a picture of you and a girl. That is romantic. Like, I don't want like a girl sitting on your lap.

or maybe you like clearly at like some sort of fancy wedding event with a date. You know, I know it. Yeah. Just like, but that's just me being unwell maybe. That's okay. Yeah. That's a okay. Yeah.

Are you seeing that dust come off of my sock? This came out of the laundry. Watch this. Watch. Watch. What the shit. Okay. So I'm going home.

this weekend. I'm really excited. To Texas? Yeah. Have fun. I'm going home at 6 a.m. tomorrow morning. Really? Do you need a ride to the airport? I wouldn't do that. From someone that's not me? I wouldn't do that to anyone.

I wouldn't do that to anyone. I would never ask someone to drive me to the airport at 6 a.m. Your flight at 6 or your... I depart at 6. So you're leaving at 5. 4. Yeah, 4.3. 3, 2, 1. Blast off. Wow. Yeah. That's horrible. Are you going home for jury duty?

No. I got it. out of that. Oh, good. Because I pleaded the fifth. I said I couldn't read or write. Oops, should we cut that? I'll leave it. But I'm going to the rodeo tomorrow night. Oh, fun.

I'm excited. I'm excited for you. Thanks. I got my boots. Pictures. Thanks, I will. And we're seeing, I don't know if you're familiar because Brooks never liked country music. And then recently I was in... I do, I've always loved country music, but didn't realize it was country. That is so...

Okay. You know? Yeah. Well, I'm going to see Midland tomorrow. Oh, I don't know them. Drinking problem. People say I got a drinking problem. Yep, so good.

Ain't no reason to start. Yeah, that's right. So anyways, I'm going to see them. And I don't remember why I started saying that, but... You're going to Texas tomorrow morning. We are going to text. I am going to... Oh, go, because I'm going to wash my dusty sock.

Oh. At my mom's. Oh, okay. Got it. Anywho dad. I'm excited for that. I'm excited for you. We didn't even,

we didn't even recap the past, I haven't seen you in a week. No, I know. Anyways, we should, so. Want to do one more hot take? Yeah, I want to do one more hot take. Yeah, because we do, we do trouble completing just one thing.

Right. We need to get back on. Let's do one more hot take and then collectively move on. Do you have another hot take? Not, I think just read, just read one. All right. So this hot take came in, anonymously, and it says,

I don't believe a relationship between a straight heterosexual couple can thrive unless the man is more in love with the woman. Whoa. Steamy. Whoa. Yeah, maybe. I don't even know how to wrap my head around that. What do you think?

I need someone to be more in love with me, but I also think I'm an extreme case, as I've stated before. That's so interesting that you, so let's dive into that. You say that you need someone to be more in love with you, but when someone likes you, you're disgusted by them. I mean. Naturally. Therapy. Therapy.

Therapy. So important. Yeah, it's so important. We should have Evolvin Bloom come on. Oh my God. That's a really good point. She's a TikTok therapist. We should get therapy for an episode.

Live. Good idea. Give me something for that. That's a good idea. That's a really good idea. Yeah, I've got a lot. I've got a lot to say. Although things with Brooke are just going really.

Really amazing. Yeah. Hang on. Wait. Sorry to make this about me. I woke up yesterday feeling just electric. I was like, what? That scares the shit out of me when I wake up feeling good.

I was like, this is awesome. Put on some Jack Johnson. And then I was like, hold up. This is bad. Like, it was almost like, why? Like, I was like, am I sick? Yes. I always think I'm sick if I'm happy.

I was like, I woke up happy. What the fuck? And I was looking around like, is there a gas thing? and your phone charger no I was no that was that was the day before but it was 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 and so I have no choice but to believe something with Pluto or the moon shot its power just directly up and through my ass and into my brain and I'm so thankful for that experience because I had a great day yesterday just like so good all day and then I'm having such a good day to day I was having such a good mood on the way here in the car that I was like nervous I was going to get in a car wreck

because I was just euphoric. Which euphoric now is just about the show. Yeah. And I saw a TikTok about... Do you mind if I bring you back to the question? No, I'm sorry. What do you think the answer is? How did I even get to that?

I have genuinely, like, no idea, truly. Well, what do I think about the question? Yeah. I think this is a case-by-case situation. I don't think it's universal. experience. Because I think like if you're a girl who's secure enough in yourself, obviously not me, but then you would be fine with being the one that loves harder. You know? I just like don't even think that this is a take at all. This is like toxic.

Takes can be toxic. I think it's a toxic take. Okay. Toxic takes is another good segment. I think it's a toxic take because I think if anyone's more in love with the other person than the other person is. I think that's inevitable. What do you measure love? Yeah. Cups, ounces, Olbs metric system. Measure your life in love. Oh, shut up.

Okay, maybe I will. I dare you. Okay, well, that's an interesting question, and that's something that I'll be, I do think I'll be going home and asking my mom that one. That one really? I'd be interested to see her what she thinks about that. That one was a thing for Hinda Stinker.

I'll be on the phone for six hours with my mom if I ask her that, though. So it's a can of worms, then I don't know if I want to open. But. Oh, I'm. I forgot about my other hot take, which was, I do think Glee, the first three seasons of Glee is the best show ever created. That was what I was going to ask you about. And I never even watched past season three, which is shocking, considering it's my favorite show. I've tried so hard.

And just once the main characters move on and Finn dies, spoiler alert, sorry. That's, that's, you would know that. But it wasn't good. Okay. But I do think the first three seasons were the best. Did you ever watch Glee? No. Okay.

Um, I had one- You would not watch Glee. Sick. Fuck. I watched Glee on Sunday on Euphoria. I, so, uh, I had one more hot take really quick that someone, someone asked last night. No, I went to dinner with my friends and,

oh, and Bieber is performing on Thursday. That's why they're in town. He's performing at the forum. Okay. So I was talking to them and they were like, what do you think about posting like your first date? like anything about it on your story and like tagging the person

and captioned this is my first date anything around like like are you tagging the person on your story on the first date are you posting anything on your story on the first date no I think it's I think that that is a person that I haven't been on a date since before iPhones

and Instagram with shoe lace yes right of course so but no I don't think I don't ever see that's a quick one unless it's somebody I've already known Yeah. Which in my case would be ideal. Shoelace. Yeah.

Shoelace if you're listening. Ooh, this is fun. Yeah. Connor and I were talking about how we haven't really scrolled on TikTok a lot recently because it does make us a bit anxious to see what other people are doing and it's just a little bit overwhelming sometimes. But when we do scroll on TikToks are for you pages and what we see via the algorithm them are completely different. Yeah.

So what I went ahead and did and what you went ahead and did was pulled some videos that are kind of representative of what we see on our for you pages. And I want to show you guys and Connor what I get and I want to see what you get.

And we'll react to them. Yeah. What fun. We're really excited for this. Yeah. Can I just interject or like we're going to ask? Is this going to, should we like flag that this would be like

YouTube only if you're watching on YouTube? Oh, yeah. I would go to YouTube if you have the possibility to do so. Or listen. There's audio. We'll have the visuals up on YouTube.

Yeah. This is my for you, Paige. I'm smoking hot. I want to look like a Kardashian. Kim, you look absolutely mega in that picture on the Los Angeles magazine. Kardashian you nailed it. What a great selfie with that dog. That is wonderful. I hope you like my outfit. I want to be as sexy as you, my darling.

How about if I do a sex tape? I might do it. This is a family show. I'd like to pose and play, boy. Let's waltz. Engelbert Humperding, the last waltz with you. I have the last waltz with you. Englebert, come on over from England.

So that's Karen. I've seen Karen. Really? Yeah. Karen is, I think, my current favorite person on TikTok. She owns my for you page. And for those of you who weren't able to see that, Karen is just a free spirit, older woman,

and she, at her core, is a fan girl, which I think is why I relate to Karen on a soul level. She's a big fan of Ryan Seacrest. and reaches out to him all of the time via his radio show. And she's just fun loving and freewheeling. And she just puts a smile on my face every time. Karen's one of the few people where I will check to see if she posts. That's cool.

And for those of you that don't know Karen, she also is in a current production of Sound of Music, just at a community theater. And I think I'm going to go. In South London? No, she lives in Temecula, California. Whoa. Yeah.

Anyway, that's Karen. Desert. And I just cannot get enough of her. Yeah, she's special. She's very special. We're lucky to have her. I love Karen. Okay, so that's one that I get.

And you get Karen too on your freebie? I do, yeah. I don't follow her. I should. You should. It's clear. She posts a lot. She does.

I'm at like a very interesting crossroads where people will be in my good graces and then they post one too many times and like I see them too much and I block. Oh, I could like could never. ever block Karen. I think she is my all-time favorite person, not only on TikTok, but in the world. I would be so completely starstruck if I met Karen. I would lose it.

Came, babe. You look absolutely mega. Mega in that fit. And then you also, guys, if you're familiar with TikTok, probably know if you have Karen sounds. She's the one that goes, oh, I feel sick like I could throw up. Oh, yeah. My heart's going pita-patter, pita-patter.

And also, I want him in the worst. way. Anyway, I just love Karen. You're a super fan. I am a super fan. I'm Karen. You own Bergen. Oh, here's Charles. Using Nivia, L.L.L. Let's talk about it. Thank you so much for your comment. I truly appreciate it. Any feedback is deeply, deeply appreciated. In deference to your comment, yes, I do use Nivia. It is very inexpensive, but a high price tag does not a quality product make. Some of the most expensive body cream Okay. No, that's not enough.

Charles is known for his luxury unboxing. I've seen Charles, too. Oh, my God. I'm shocked by what you know. You've sent him to me. Okay, but Charles is known for his unboxing of luxury items and his love for Birkins and luxury items. And his soothing voice and the way he speaks and the phrase, let's talk about it, which I love using. But the thing about Charles that a lot of people don't know is that he had a YouTube channel.

Years and years and years ago, that was just a complete 180 from his current, like, calm, positive demeanor. And it was just all shit talking, like, really, like, scandal. He was good friends with, like, or not good friends, but kind of in the same world as, like, Tana Mojo. Okay. Just like that kind of energy. And he has completely, like, upturned his life and has become this source of positivity. Oh, sorry. No, that's, it was me.

Okay, go ahead. Yeah, we're going to have very different experiences as I explained my FYP. You don't get Charles. What do you think of Charles? Well, I mean, I'm not a super fan of anybody. I just think videos are funny. Oh, I'm a super fan of Charles and Karen. And Charles, I just love you more than anything in the world, seriously.

Do you want to stop watching Charles? I don't know why. Yeah, I do. Why? Because I think with the headphones, his voice is piercing through my brain. Oh, really? And to me, I'm feeling like I. could lie on the beach.

Well, you can. And listen to the sounds of Charles. That's totally like in the wheelhouse of possibilities. Yeah. For this afternoon. And he's so like any hate he gets, he returns with love, which is the exact opposite of the way I live my life. But I admire.

I admire Charles so much. Anyway, that's another person that kind of runs my for you page. Knowledgeable. He is. Thank you for seeing that. Of course. Yeah. All right.

On to the next. And this is your FYP. Yes. Okay. Yes. What is it about us that takes... Pause really quickly. I don't know this guy at all.

This is just the kind of... I'll get like motivational speakers and this is the kind of stuff that they'll say to me. And I don't know him. What are they saying? Well, you'll have to tune in. Four dangerous reasons people fall in love too quickly. Oh, that's the caption.

And here we go with his work. Somebody and turns it into a sign. of things to come. One, many of us are lonely and affection start. So when we get someone who makes us feel like we're connected, we hang on to it for dear life. Two, we want to fall in love. That makes us a bias judge. I'm getting a good sense. Because we look for evidence of things. And this is the kind of thing. I'll see this and then I'll spend three hours on his page. I did a deep dive on this guy last night. We are having such different experience. Really?

Oh, I was loving his words of affirmation and advice. And it's just nice to feel heard and seen. And this is the kind of thing, though, that makes me think my phone's listening to me. It is listening to you. That's a fact. When I'm scrolling and it's like Andrew Garfield and then it's Karen and then it's this guy being like, you fall in love too quickly, four reasons. You know? Okay.

That's why TikTok's so special. It really is. The algorithm is made for you. I want you to listen to me all you want. I have no problem with you stealing my data. On to the next? Oh, and I've seen these two. For dinner.

Yes. We'll start by cooking the rice. We cook our rice in the instant pot. Next, we chop the vegetables. We're cutting up a red onion and three different colors of peppers. Chopping up the peppers. When we cook together, I'd like to do the chopping. Yes.

Cut the onion next. Next we chop up the chicken. Oh yes. We put the chicken in the pan, and then we season the chicken. Here's the seasonings we used. Chicken is just about ready. Our pan wasn't big enough, so we're cooking the vegetables separately. Time to assemble the burritos.

First we put on the rice. Top that with chicken. top that with vegetables and a little cilantro squeeze on the lamb time for the most delicate part the rep a little rusty

there you go okay how's it taste my buns we're grateful for our many blessings How good was Love Bun screaming saute? Satay! I just like I'm on relationship TikTok,

but this sort of relationship. Like I don't get like, oh, like, not saying they're not in a house, but I don't get like, on a date in New York City. This is what I get in terms of relationship. I'm on Love Bun talk. And something scary that happened the other day was Love Bun was in a car accident.

He's fine, thank God. But our friend, we were, I mean, Connor we're out to dinner and our friend was like, I can't come. I got in a car accident and then that night I see a video that Love Bun was in a car accident and I had convinced myself that our friend Jack, Martin, you know him, had hit Love Bun. And that was just...

So it's a day. But anyway, yeah, I love them. Good content, Love Fun. I actually, those are people that I don't follow because I can't quite bring myself to press that follow button, but I do kiss my phone whenever I get them. It's a blessing and it makes my day. Yeah. Yeah. That breeder looks real good. Yeah. Sauté.

Sadee. Okay. Last one. Okay. No. This is just to say that like this is every other video is a montage of like either Andrew Garfield or someone in the same genre just with music. Have you ever gotten one of these done of you? These like fan cams? Did you ever get one? I feel like two years ago I had started. I had gotten a few and they made me uncomfortable, but I don't, I'm not a heartthrob like you, babe. I never got one.

Yes, you have. Never got a fan camp. Can someone make a montage of Connor? I would love it and I will post it on my static. Of him being. And if you need content, you can DM me and I'll send you good stuff of him. I will do anything that needs to be done. To get an Andrew Garfield type fan cam.

Okay, I'm really excited to see what you brought. me yeah this is going to just be starkly different the contrast couldn't so this song that we had to mute because of copyright um it's oh my god

you know how hard I tried to learn that I can't even imagine the flexibility that's good I get those two especially with that song yeah I mean that's the song behind it's Celine baby baby baby when you touch me like this it's all coming back right which I will say another hot technically version of that song is better than

Celine and I love Celine with my whole heart that's basically like these these I do enjoy people going so hard in the MF paint to songs that like don't really require you to go hard what if it was what if my whole FYP like what if I just sent in a bunch of my own videos and I was like let's watch this one um

okay well that was it that's all I have to say about that okay I really enjoy people like putting all their whole their whole their whole tictozy into their dances yeah that's really that I like those did anyone else

I love him ever get spanked when they were little but they kind of liked it Evan can you please mute your microphone? Yeah I'm sorry did anyone else ever get

He is so so so funny This is a video of Evan Palm Palm Blad And he just took like a A giant hiatus off of TikTok But every one of his videos are like vines.

Like he would have been, I don't know if he was on Vine, but he would have been like OG Vine famous. Like, he is really, really talented. He's one of the people I look at and I'm just like, I wish my brain worked the way the ears.

It's just so quick. Yeah, really quick. That would be my sense of humor. But like, that's what I, that's the funny. That's your ideal. That's the funny I want to be. But unfortunately,

I have to do 60 seconds of me talking to the camera. I can't fucking stop talking. Ever. I know. You know how many times I've tried to rebrand to be like, be just normal. Like be kind of quiet and mysterious. And then I just can't stop talking. Yes.

Yeah. He is really short and sweet to the point. Short and sweet to the point. One line. Definition of just one liners. Yes. Next. Anyways.

Yeah. She's a strong woman. Do it. Yeah. Wait, what's she doing? She just is helping out. Oh, at the construction site. construction workers and like they're coming. I always get these videos of people coming home from the bar.

Yeah. And like it's like, it's like funny story level intoxicated where it's like those are going to be core. That's a video that they're going to send to them like their college selves and their college group chat for like the rest of their life. I just love videos like that. They're funny, but then they also like make me feel like. Less alone. What? Oh, what? Um, anyways, that's it. Okay. Okay. Should we? Should we? read that because there's text on the screen of this one. We were told not to send text on the screen, but I sent this one for hot takes and I meant to flag that this was for hot takes. Oh. Yeah. And this is also, wash your pillowcases, who is Kat Wellington, who is one of our good

friends who is truly, I like have never had more good things to say about one person, just like the funniest, greatest person in the world. And she lives with her boyfriend and this is they make like, I guess this is normal relationship content. I get on mine for you page, but it's because I know her and love her. Yeah. But they're just like the sweetest couple. And they're saying, I don't understand why we can't leave things out on the counters

and cat saying because it gives me anxiety. And cat saying, oh, because it looks cluttered and dirty, which makes me anxious. Kevin's saying we can't even keep the toaster out. And cats saying, no, it's so ugly. I agree with this. Like, this is like big time. This is big time me. Your cat in this situation.

Yeah, because I don't think we need to have nine appliances out on the counter 24-7. Right. I don't even have a microwave for this. purpose. Right. And I don't have a toaster. Microwaves go, are usually suspended in air, no? I guess you're right. Yeah, there's table microwaves as well. Sometimes we just put them right under the counter, bro. Yeah, yeah. I guess it depends who you're talking to, though. Yeah. Toaster goes in the cabinet. I agree with that, because I don't toast things every day. Also, you can put toast in an air fryer. I don't have a toaster. But my air fire is on the counter is yours. Yep,

because I got the stainless steel one, so it looks good. Oh, okay. And I put a plant right next to it, like succulent, so it's kind of like two balance of opposites because one is just like a healthy green succulent and the other is like this piece of metal from the future. I would say in terms of places looking aesthetically pleasing, I don't care about the kitchen or bathroom. You know, I just care about my living quarters in my room. So I don't care what's on the... This is just a big episode of hot take because I fully disagree.

I think the space, like your kitchen space, like you spend a lot of time in your kitchen space, especially in an apartment. I don't think it's universal. Mine's one big open space. I like it to look aesthetically. That's fair. Yeah. Anyways, that was one.

And then I also didn't send this one in because it was a lot of words and it was 60 seconds long. But Serena, glam demon 2004 on TikTok made a video like a couple days ago that was like, please no one ever Axel Weber me. I'd like cancel her. We'll like go back through her things and find a picture of her at on a really nice vacation. Uh-huh. even though she's acting, you know, like, well, no one ever would axle up for her because she's not cosplaying.

Well, she was like, if you see a picture of me from 2000, whatever, on a nice vacation, I'm not going to explain that I was on a trip with a 42-year-old investment banker. I'm just going to ignore you. Right. And he's tried to, like, dig himself out of this thing, I guess. I didn't have been...

I just love her. Anyways, that was fun. I think that, like, so I don't get on TikTok a ton and, like, scroll anymore because it was eating away at my brain, I think, and I'm getting dumber, and I'm trying to be less dumb. And I'm trying to, like, remember things more because I think that that's a part of, like, your brain matter disintegrating. And I think TikTok was playing a significant part in that.

So I got this mushroom powder that's supposed to help cognitive repair. And that's what I'm sharing with you as we speak. I had so much coffee today that I think that it's a, affecting me finishing my sentence. Did you make them with the mushroom? It did, yeah. Okay. Anywho, dad. Okay, so we had like a lot of other, like, actual current event topics ready to rock. Do you want to take them really quick? Yeah, we could. Did you hear that Tom Holland was bartending and just like a standard normal bar to prep for a role? Yeah. And can we open

the link. So the title is Tom Holland revealed that he became a bartender while filming uncharted, but the bar had to kick him out. So I guess he started working as a bartender to like, was he just getting in character? I'm forgetting now. I'm thinking so. He's playing a bartender in something and so was trying to connect with the bartending experience. To bartending classes while making his latest film, even tended to the bar himself. One of my favorite things is about what we do for a living is when you get the opportunity to learn. a new skill for a reason other than you just want to give it a go he explained which is cool because I feel like when that happens with actors they are like learning to sing or dance or something they

have to do like Tom didn't have to go and bartend but he's a king so he did yeah I I also think that like bartenders everywhere are probably just like rolling their eyes oh it's nice to learn a new skill for like a reason you didn't need to learn how to make like a spicy marg for this movie be. Well, I actually completely disagree with you and think bartenders would be so honored and thrilled that people are taking the craft of bartending seriously so much so that

they're recognizing it as a skill that needs to be learned. No, I agree. I think it's an important skill. Oh, well, you said the exact opposite. People go to school for it. Yeah. Just like hopped into a bar and started shaking. No, he was learning. Oh, are you talking about my actual biological brother

when you say that you know facts about him? Your brother, Tom. My brother, Tom. Yeah, I think I know Tom better than you do. All right. Shoot, and of course I had something really important I was going to say, and I'm forgetting it now, because of my cognitive repair mushroom powder,

not kicking in quite yet. And I'm out of breath from talking, too. Okay, well, I think we can just tell you about something that's coming up that's really exciting, which is next week we are having on Jack Martin and Sally Dar Griffin, who are our dear, dear friends from TikTok. that we actually lived with in somewhat of a content house that we made called Common Room. So they're going to come on

and we're going to kind of talk about what it was like for us to create a content house and what that looked like and how it went and what happened and et cetera. And what's going to happen? And what's going to happen? And what happens after that? States.

Vegas. So we're really excited about that. That's next week. and I think we should I think that's it I think let's What are you doing the rest of day? I'm actually,

this is exciting, thanks for asking, going to a James Corden taping similar to when I went to the Jimmy Kimmel taping and met Jacob Allorty. Who are you going with? I'm going with my friends

Tristan, Patricia. Wow. Patrick. Wow. Alexa, do you want to come? What time is it? I think like one.

Like I think I'm going after. I'm going to do another podcast with the Stallone sisters in Santa Monica. Yeah. And then I'm minting, I'm finally minting my NFT tonight. Oh. And so I'll be able to share that experience next week. Awesome. But speaking of me going to James Corden, it's going to be Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum. So if I come back next week and I'm with an engagement ring, it's from Channing probably. Okay. I thought you were going to say Sandra. I'm not even interested in Channing, but I'll give him a chance.

Mm-hmm. You know. Or Sandra. Yeah. He could pick you up and throw you like a softball. Okay, that's exciting. Good for you. Okay, well, and next week we'll check back in on Channing and James as well as Conner's minting. And Jack and Saladar will probably have something to say about all of those things. Yeah, I agree. And then we could break down some of our content that we made in that house.

Yeah, that'll be really fun. Anyways, thank you guys so much again for all the emails. And if you want to email in this week. Oh, yeah. If you have any questions for Jack or Sallydard and what it would. was like making a content house and common room, please email Dear B and C at Gmail. So I did start that sentence.

I'll leave. Okay. Okay. So what Brooke was saying, um, it was right in the middle of my sentence was, if you have any questions for Jack or Sally Darr, you can email us at dear,

B and C at gmail.com. That's D-E-A-R, B-A-N-D-C at gmail.com. Um, and then did you want to close this out? Mm-mm. Okay, I'll close us out. I love you guys so much. It's incredible how much love I have

because we do measure our lives in love as I learned today. Anyways, we'll see you next week. Thank you guys.