Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Mama’s Finest Tips & Tricks w/ Caroline Ricke

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke and Connor are rolling out the Harvard red carpet for the and only Caroline Ricke! Caroline talks about her skydiving adventures, manifests her dream brand deal, and breaks down her ultimate death row meal. Plus, she shares her psychic experiences that have come true.  NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Go to https://drinkAG1.com/BANDC and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC. Go to https://uncommongoods.com/BANDC to get 15% off your next gift B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Spooked 0:25 Intro 0:58 Welcome Caroline Ricke! 3:05 It’s Early 4:02 Connor’s Tammy Leash 5:45 Getting Raw 6:39 Dream Brand Deal 7:55 Arby’s Break 9:37 Connor’s Dream Partnership  10:25 Caroline’s Dream Partnership 11:34 AG1 13:23 Brooke’s Dream Partnership 15:21 Caroline and Connor’s Brand Trip 19:57 Caroline’s Midwest Road Trip 22:17 Raising Awareness For The Midwest 24:18 The Magic Chew 25:14 Squarespace 26:48 Nail Clipper Hack 29:06 Connor Sins and Spills 31:27 Sandwich Hack 34:38 Death Row Meals 36:27 Connor’s Dad Calls 37:40 Dryer Sheet Hack 38:47 Caroline Goes Skydiving 40:40 Brooke’s Favorite Bit 42:03 Uncommon Goods 43:44 Blind Skydiving 45:48 Necklace & Straws Hack 46:44 Finding Your Chain 47:38 Ice Cream Creamer Hack 48:17 Connor’s NASTY Egg Coffee 49:48 Chipotle Hack 50:22 Girl Math Lunch Breaks 52:07 Etsy Hack 53:42 Dog Walking Hack 54:45 Ring Camera Criminals 57:15 Viral Walmart Moment 58:49 Caroline’s Psychic Experience 1:03:37 Caroline Plug! 1:09:15 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's Halloween. It's spooky season. Oh, so I'm not shy. I'm scared for my life. Yeah, you're spooked. I'm spooked. Don't be scared. Don't be scared.

Go ahead. Do it. How do you know that I shouldn't be scared? Because I'm right here. Does that help? Yeah. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor.

Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today.

Hey, guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. We're both here. And as you notice, we're sitting, yep, as you notice, we're sitting on our Kelly Clarkson large, Wayfair Collection Love Seat. And we've got our normal size Kelly Clarkson Waifer Collection single chair over there.

That's actually not Kelly Clarkton. That's custom for B&C. Shut up. Dead. That's a custom. That's a custom key piece. That is custom key piece. Okay, well that's empty over there.

A BNC original. It's empty, but I think it needs to be filled. I agree. Who would you say like you want to fill it with right now? Obama? Okay, well, he's not here, so. Or, who else?

Okay. Jessica Chastain would be awesome. Okay, totally agree. That being said, what if we had someone that you know and you love? What if we had one of our, like, first internet friends? What if we had? What if we had Caroline, Rick, Rich Caroline, come on out.

What? And all her glory. looking beautiful as ever and stylish as ever Oh, I love the... Were you guys just touching behind my back? Yes, and in front of it as well. I always try to think of something really funny to say when people are coming out

and then it ends up being me saying the same thing over and over and over again trying to think of a joke. Yeah. I really should just intro people. I know. We're working on like not everything has to be like a stand-up set. Oh, okay. Is that what that was? Okay, honest and genuine question.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you written Caroline right now or are you Caroline? I don't think, okay, I don't think there is like a line. I think it's all just like it's like all morphed at this point. I've been doing it for so long it's all morphed. So I might go in and out. Oh, in and out? What's that?

Yeah, it's a good restaurant. Yeah, it is a good. Oh my God, you're just giving Rich Caroline. Okay, so for those of you that don't know Caroline, which probably a few of you, I would say your TikTok's it girl completely. Fashion icon. I'll take it. I'll take it.

Early 2000s. Like very much like share from clueless, I would say. Would you? I would agree with that. I would agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's like the highest honor.

Am I allowed to look into the camera? Uh-huh. You can kind of look at any direction you want here. You could look at me or Brooke or behind you. And I'm actually just going to look at you today because we had Cody on a few weeks ago. I don't think I looked at him. once. Really? Were you nervous? I was. I'm a little nervous. Don't be. I'm, but I get being shy and nervous. Yeah. I'm just going to be looking at you as an exercise. I look back at you.

Yeah. Occasionally I'll look at Connor. Yeah. That's okay. No need. Yeah. How are you? I'm so good. Me too. I'm not used to waking up this early, but other than that, yeah. I'm amazing. It makes it kind of fun for the podcast because I feel the same as if I am drunk, like this early in the morning. I had a bunch of coffee today. I got up earlier than I usually would go because I'm trying to get on, I got the dog now.

You have a dog? I just got a dog. Well, now two months ago. What kind of dog? I'm just going to still talk about it as if I just got it. Good. Because we're still learning.

We're learning about, he's fresh out the womb. And he, I'm learning so much about him. Totally. And I just got this leash. I'm going to post about this leash today. I got this leash

that straps around my waist. Can you picture it? I have one of those. Like a belt? It's a belt. So I walk like, there's no other way to walk with a leash around your waist besides like this. So I walk through my neighborhood. I call it my Tammy leash because I feel like my name's Tammy when I have this leash on.

And I take him out. I'm walking him around the neighborhood. I'm doing, my hips are going. It's nice because you can have your phone in one hand, your coffee in the other hand, and like completely your dog can do his or her own thing. Hands free. Hands free. Except my hands are full of stuff.

Other stuff besides the dog. And I was walking today. And I walked past this guy who also had a dog. And I was like, oh, Max, you want to say hi? And he walks by me and he goes, all these guys are feminine as fuck now. So loud. And I was like, oh, damn. I'm really tamming it up today.

Really tamming up the streets. I remember why I told you that. Well, what kind of dog was it? I don't know. He's a mutt. Okay. That's good. but oh I know why because I got up so early so I already had two cups of coffee today so now I feel like less drunk and more just like on like adderolling just two cups of coffee we have tried to record in the afternoon and it doesn't work hit right yeah yeah there's something different about it I think in the morning we're like a little bit more energized no I wouldn't say that at all I would say delirious maybe delirious that raw yeah

Raw is the rock. We're kind of we raw dog the mics in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. Completely. Your thoughts haven't come out yet. Totally. You haven't got all your jokes for the day.

We're just like a little bit more. Like not stupid, but. Raw. But a little raw. Very honest. I guess it all comes back to being wrong. It comes back to being raw.

Yeah. And Brooke and I were raw. Mm-hmm. So he'll be raw with us today. I'm very, if there's one thing about me, it's that I'm very raw and I'm very honest. Yeah.

And I'm super down to earth. Yeah. I'm an open, book. Caroline, I love that about you. Okay. So I have a question for both of you that I've been asking, this is my new like get to know you question that I've been asking all my friends.

Like if you go out to dinner with your friends and there's a lull in the conversation, this is the question that you should ask. And it actually works a little bit better, I think, with my friends who are like not on social media, but that's fine. We're going to do it anyway here. And I don't mean this in the I do think like some influencers like it does give me a little bit of the ick when Respectfully and and no offense at all that goes without saying when people like are on the internet I'm like here are the brands that I'd love to work with and like tag that

That does give me the egg that being said I am kind of going to do that in a different font Because my question is like what would your like dream brand deal be and that is fun to ask like people who do not work in social media. Like it's a very good get to know you question. That's like everyone knows what a brand deal is now. Right? Like yeah. Like no like people that don't do social media they're like you know someone that works in finance like oh I would love to do a brand deal for Oscar Meyer wean. Right so it's like a it's like it tells a lot about a person like what their dream what they're saying. So what. Yeah. And now you have the opportunity to share that. May have a hot dog. We have the meat. Who wants a hot dog? That's Arby's. Oh really? Arby's has the meat.

Oh, okay. That's kind of like they're holding and said they have the meats. They're actually getting sued right now because they don't have the meats. They got sued for false advertising. I'm pretty sure, sorry to... I was going to say, do you want to answer my question or not really?

Oh, my brand deal? Sorry. You can talk about Arby's... And come back to it. Can I come back to it? Totally. As long as you are going to come back to it. They're being sued because they always stack on so much meat.

All these meats... Is it human flesh? No. Oh, okay. No, it's actually lack of human flesh. It's lack of meat. They are just... They're just not loading up that bitch the way that they show that they are on false advertising.

False advertising. Yeah. Which is crazy. And there's like a lot of lawsuits like that. Like a lot of like Sarbus is getting sued for not having any fruit in their in their refreshers. Are you serious? Did they ever claim to have fruit in their refusers? Well, it's called like a strawberry guava refresher.

But there's not an ounce of fruit in that or for juice. I wouldn't, I would expect there to be artificial flavoring at best. Right. I wouldn't expect. You know what? If I'm going to Starbucks for my fruit. intake for the day? Right.

I totally was not doing that either. Definitely not. Absolutely. I would definitely not hit the gym and then go to get a Starbucks refresh. No, you wouldn't. Did I just? I'm sorry. No, I'm sure.

That would make a lot of sense, though, that it doesn't have fruit. I've not been feeling great. Yeah. I think it's probably one of, I mean, I don't know, I'm speaking out my ass. But I think it's probably one of their pumps. They pump that. I think so too. They're always kind of pumping something at Starbucks.

I do love it, though, man. Yeah. Yeah. So, anyways, our. bees does have the meats, just not as much as they say that they have. But my dream partnership, my dream partnership would probably be, I don't know, Legos. Ooh, fun. I love building.

Like something that I could like stack or, oh, now I'm like reverting back to being a child, but like Elmer's glue, maybe my whole ad could be peeling it off my hands. Oh my God, I was just going to say pouring it all over your, every inch of your skin covered in Elmer's glue. When's last time you guys glued some? Recently, and it was my fingers to my other finger. Yeah. Yeah. I love gluing body parts together.

One of my hobbies. Don't ever say I don't have hobbies. Brooke, I wouldn't dream of it. When's the last time you glued your hands together? We should do that for a whole YouTube video. Glue our hands. We should glue our hands together. Oh, fun.

That's fun. We should glue our hands together at. Can I join in on that? Yeah. Can I get? Yes, absolutely. We could have a three-way. Yeah.

So what's your brand for dream? I was going to say like mu-mew. Or like, Yeah. Yeah. Not like Oscar Meyer weeners, but I like that for lunch. Okay.

And if you want to take this question to the next level, which I love doing, what would you do with them? My whole own line. Yeah. Ooh. Oh,

dream big. Oh, hold up. Yeah. That would be crazy, but, you know, dream big, yeah. It's definitely going to happen. Oh, you could do that.

You really, like, that's so. Oh, wait, keep, keep compliment. Wait, no. You could do that. because I'm sorry I keep shifting gears off of the question but this is I do have to intro that this is the manifestation space and it I'm not kidding it's scary everybody knows

stuff comes true when you know it definitely does it definitely does I'm scared of what's I have chills no I know that's like not why I asked the question but it's not like not why I ask the question because I'm getting ready to go off go on my on my dream and I just want to confirm yours is Elmer's glue that's all you want no I like that I like that I like that I like I like that. I like that. I like that. No, I know.

Yes. Yours, Brooke. Oh, I'm glad you ask. Okay. I have four. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Oh, three.

I have three. First would be Barnes and Noble. That's good. Yeah, and it would be like, and what I would do with them. Go to the bathroom? No. One of the videos could be filmed in the bathroom, but that's not like the key messaging. Yeah.

The key messaging would be like, oh, if you like this movie or you like this book and you're in, like, this mood, here are the books that I recommend and it would be like a series with barns and noble oh good idea yeah serieses are awesome yeah second would be i love books like uh michaels or joanne's and it would be like a knitting kit yes so like if you want to start knitting brooks brooks beginner total collab beginner knitting total collab mode and it would be like a kit of like here if you want to start knitting like here are the essentials provided to you by either Michaels, Joanne's, etc. Whoever wants me.

Third, who want me? Would be with anthropology or something along those lines and it would be like I knit and design a sweater. Take, for example, my tomato sweater would be like that

and they would like partner with that sweater and they would produce like more like mass produce it. Okay, yeah, that's good. They would produce the exact one that I made and it would be like a collab and like, they would produce a,

and other people could buy it. Yeah. I wouldn't be making it. I would just make the prototype. Gotcha. Does that make sense? Yeah. And those are my dreams.

I like that. You're ready to go. I know because I've been asking people all weekend. I wish you would have told me the question yesterday. Sorry. It's fun. And it was really fun to hear like my friends, like who just like don't work in social media, like the brands that they would work with. What would they say?

I think Tristan was Diet Coke. That's a good one. Yeah, which is a good one. It's very like Cindy Crawford. Alexa was Mercedes. Kendall Jenner I would That's Pepsi

Yeah Oh yeah Mercedes I would work with Mercedes If they would Give me a car Yeah Yeah

Didn't you just get Didn't you get a car Just out? Yeah I bought a car like Two weeks ago You want another one Yeah I want two cars

Wait what kind of car you get A BMW M2 Whoa It's pretty sick I drove it from Ohio With my mom Wow Cross country road trip

Bonding experience How was a road trip It was great I drove like 100 miles an hour What state Did you go through Because I did that

Pennsylvania here, which is like the same kind of. We probably did the same thing. Because most of you might not know, as I didn't, Pennsylvania borders Ohio. Yeah. You didn't know that? Where the hell is Pennsylvania? They don't teach you geography and private school.

I thought Pennsylvania was up next to Ohio. Brooke. People forget about Ohio. I think I know where Ohio is. If it weren't from me, no one would know about Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. Say it louder.

If it weren't for me, no one would know about Ohio. I put that state on the map. I agree. I agree. Max. I don't know. I think we both put that state on the map. With our...

Wait. This is... Leway. Leave. Okay. So I have been on one brand trip ever. Mm-hmm. I know everyone's going to Turks and Caicos in Dubai.

Well, me and Caroline went with Gilly Hicks to Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, we did. It was amazing. Didn't you break your foot? Oh, yeah. Oh, and then Caroline broke her foot on the brand trip. And then I didn't know was broken. So the entire day, I just pretended like I was fine.

And then I couldn't walk for weeks. Come on. We got to go to a... Gotta go to karaoke. She game. You really are brave because there are two types of people. The people that are like, oh, I'm fine. Like, no worries.

And there's me who would, like, make someone carry me to the hospital. She was hobbin. Wait, hobbling. Hobbling everywhere. She came now. Yeah. I mean, I've broken my ankle so many times because I wear, like, high heels out everywhere. I wasn't wearing high heels.

I just happened to twist my ankle somehow because I'm... It was one of those. It was a platform. It was like a... Those 90s. You like step down a step that was this big. That's hard to do. Yes, but also my shoes were that high.

So if you double that, that's like big. Oh, that's at least six inches. So I was like, oh my gosh. Like I literally broke my ankle and it was so embarrassing. And I pretended like nothing happened. And I feel like I pulled it off really well because you didn't even know. I didn't know. Yeah.

No. But you went to the hospital and like stayed in the hospital. If you go to the hospital once you came back? No. Like after the event, I went to the hospital and my ankle. was black and I was like oh my gosh I thought I was going to have to get it amputated and I'm like how am I going to like live right I thought I was going to die the how can I be like a supermodel how can I be a Victoria secret angel right is that your dream I think I'm pretty much there though yeah I agree

yeah I agree make sure your your phone's on loud in case it goes off while we're oh I had to put it on Victoria yeah um yeah in case Victoria calls to tell you a secret I know because I ended up leaving and you stayed in Ohio. At that point I had to say I'm getting the hell out of Columbus. That's literally where I went to college. It was so amazing. I had a blast. Yeah, I had a blast.

Yeah, I did. The medicine did happen, I think, to, I had alcohol in my system and the steroids definitely made me pass out. Yes, you were being kooky. I literally passed out at brunch. I passed out. And then you were like, you're being so funny right now. I didn't realize she was on.

Everyone was laughing at me. I felt like I was in high school all over again. That's the problem when you do a character all the time. I thought you were in character the whole time. Put on my sunglasses. She had her sunglasses on at brunch. I was like, that's TikTok. It girl.

She's like, I'm tripping balls over here at the hotel brunch restaurant. Yeah, it was crazy. And then I went to the hospital and they were like, you're fine. Was it actually like broken broken? I don't really remember. It was blown to smithereens. It was like literally in shatters. Yeah.

And then like I kept working out on it when I got back. And then it just took like half a year, seven, eight, nine months to heal. And I don't even think it's good because when I was in Europe, I literally snapped it again. So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just so frail and little.

You are so petite. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like part of being a V. Yeah.

Angel. Yeah. Is that at any point, at any point, you could just break in half. glass bones could shatter. Yeah. Or your paper skin. Yeah. That's true.

Every morning you break your arms. Every evening you break your legs. I know. Your heart attacks might even put you to sleep. Yeah. Totally. Wait, I want to go back to your road trip. Oh, my road trip.

You're really invested? I am because I want to know. Which way did you go? At this point. Oh. I could never do. I did it once. Never doing it.

I love road trips. I didn't let my mom drive once. Really? Yeah. She also doesn't like driving, but I was like, I just bought this car. Like, I'm not letting anyone drive it. Oh. When your parents get into your vehicle and start gassing it or hitting the braces,

like, suddenly you're the mom or the dad. You're like, no, we don't use brakes in that fashion. They're going to run. We're going to ruin the brakes. Right. And have you ever accelerated a car before? We're not in a rush to get there. We have 18 hours left.

You don't need to accelerate all the way. I don't know what that does to a car. Can't be good though. But then all of a sudden you're the... I got scared a little when he said that. Like I literally was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. No, it's not you. Yeah, no.

But I felt like it was. Yeah, a little bit. I was like, I might cry. Well, I also drove from Texas. Right, I just want to know what she went through, though. Oh. Continue on. When I did the road trip the second time, I went from L.A. through Texas, through Oklahoma, all the way up to... Oh, that's my route, kind of.

Yeah, so I've done north and south in winter and summer, I guess. I'm just, like, seasoned veteran. If TikTok doesn't work out, I could probably be, like, a semi-truck driver. You could be an ice road trucker. Yes, I see that for myself. Or, like, a firefighter, or like a grade school art teacher. Those are my backups. Uh-huh. Yeah.

You got your whole thing ready. Yeah. If I can remember, I went from Ohio through Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Utah, a little bit of Arizona and then California. Oh. Yeah. I did the same thing, but like a little bit different. Really? I think I did Nebraska instead of Missouri, which I was obsessed with Nebraska.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yes. I have one friend that's from Nebraska and I felt bad. It's really pretty. Yeah. Yeah.

Like the cornfields and stuff? Yes. But there's also mountains, which people do not know. And they'd love to raise awareness. That's crazy. Yeah. You go skiing in Nebraska. Yeah.

And then hit the cornfields out there for a cob. There's a little bit of everything in Nebraska. Yeah. It's a shame you didn't get to see it. Maybe one day I'll do my like a destination vacation there. Next time. Yeah. It's probably so different from like Ohio.

Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't even know, I wouldn't know shit about the Midwest if I didn't have friends that I made in L.A. that are from the Midwest. And I feel like I have like 50. Or from my brain trip experience. And from our brand trip experience. Like there's a lot of hidden jams in the Midwest.

Totally. Wait, also the bean. Yeah. Couldn't find the bean when I was in Chicago. That's crazy. Couldn't find it. That is crazy. Everyone hear that?

Where were you looking? Not find it. When I gave a little flick, could not find it. I. I was looking everywhere for the bean. I could not find it. I walked miles and miles. Did I put it in my what?

Map. Oh, the map. No. What did you think I said? Let's see who's my first goal of the day. New Waverly, Texas. No, I didn't put it in the map. I just figured I would find it.

I figured I'd follow my heart. Didn't quite get you there. Didn't get me there. Damn. Well, we know your heart. Facts. Yeah. Oh, I was also going to say, you know, so we said on the podcast, we were like making predictions and I was thinking like maybe in 2023, someone from the Midwest will stay in the Midwest and be an influencer in the Midwest and like make some city famous.

We didn't directly say that, remember that? No, yeah, I do. Kansas City is in the Midwest, right? So Kansas City now with the Chief, Taylor Swift, whatever. You know, Rihanna's, you know Rihanna's looking for a house? in Kansas City. No, I did. To buy a house.

Kansas City, Missouri. Is that true? It's facts. It's on God as well. Yeah. Where'd you get that? Snapchat news? I don't know.

Maybe I've made it up. But she's technically not from the Midwest, so she can't. That's true. But I'm just saying like your theory. Popping up on the map. Yeah. Maybe someone could put Chicago on the map. Ria is from Wisconsin, and I feel like she's blowing some spots in Wisconsin up.

That's true. Brea and Lemonade? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's great. She's like, I'm addicted to her. Yeah. You're addicted to that young.

young woman. Yes, there is something about her that is addicting. Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of people too. The magic chew. Yeah. Have I told you about the magic chew? No, walk us through the magic chew. Oh, It's like somebody who's eating something, even if you don't like that food, it looks like the best thing in the world. Can you imagine? I do not have the magic chew. I would actually say I have the opposite of the magic chew, which I'm sure you can. I'm aware of your chew. What if you did?

Is it like this? It's like juicy. No, that's not it. You know it when you see it. Is it like this? Is it small petite bites or is it like a large pump? No, Connor, you know it when you see it. And it's an energy.

and I have not seen anyone recently that has it. I think I have it. You do? But I can't show it because it's like my hidden time. Yeah. Take an imaginary bite. I could see you having it. No, it doesn't happen with imaginary bites.

You didn't even chew. You swallowed it whole. Because I chew with my mouth closed. You still, you're sure. But I have to talk at the same time. Stop yelling at me. Okay. Well, enough about chewing.

That's so true. I have some life hacks if you want. Oh, yes. Yeah. Okay. A few episodes ago, we did like a whole life hack. episode and here are a few of the stragglers. Let me pull those babies up.

I got a message from while you pull those up from Jake Shane this morning that was like waving emoji on TikTok and I was like, aw, and I sent him back, hey Jake. And he said, that was an accident. Uh-huh. No one's ever sent that on purpose. I do it all the time. Really? Yeah. Okay.

I thought that people do that. That's kind of sweet. Okay. Okay. Ready for the first life hack? Yeah, I think so. Using nail clippers to shape your bushy eyebrows, a perfect curve every time. Don't get it.

Wait, what did you say? Using nail clippers to shape your bushy eyebrows, a perfect curve every time. Well, I'm not going to be able to speak on this. Oh, due to no eyebrow feature? Yeah. Okay. Carolyn, like I don't get it. I don't have to do my eyebrows.

My eyebrows just grew like this. Okay. I don't want makeup or do any of that stuff. It's just all natural. Okay. POV, like, pretend that both of you have eyebrows that you address, okay? Do you understand this? Using nail clippers to shape your eyebrows?

You're clipping your... Is it like a straight nail clipper? Is it the one that has a curve in it? See, like, context. Using nail clippers to shape your bushy eyebrows A perfect curve every time. I would imagine... Oh, I see what you're saying.

Like, is it the nail clipper that like shapes your nail? It's like a moon. Does it matter? I mean, do you want like little moon-shaped eyebrows? Oh, I didn't even think about going at it from the top. Oh. What did you from the bottom? I only thought.

I only touched the bottom of my eyebrows. Okay. See, I don't know because I don't touch my eyebrows. But here's my life hack. I don't use tweezers because it hurts too bad. I just use one of those. And this is probably so,

so bad. And I want to preface, I'm not saying that you should do this. But maybe it's good. I don't know. There's one of those like face shavers. That's normal. I just do that under my eyebrows.

Yeah. But maybe it's too close to your eye and it's like sensitive. I don't know. But that seems to do the. trick. Again, I really have no two cents for this. I don't even have one sense. I was more so just like asking if you guys even understood that P-O-V. I think I understand. No, Clippers. Oh my God, wait, I had such a good life hack last night. Oh no, I can't believe I don't remember it. Go ahead. Okay, let us know if it, it's not going to come back. I smoked a little bit of weed last night.

Okay. That's a sin. No, a little bit, a little bit. A little bit. and then I poured myself a glass of red wine. Oh my God. That's also a sin. Brooke, we're on different levels. I poured myself a glass of red wine, not even like a, just a little glass, like an appropriate pour. I put it down next to my couch. I walked back because I left the remote in the kitchen.

Come back, kick it the glass of wine all over my white couch. I go, no worries, I'll soak that while I get my other glass. I can go and fill it back up. Put it down. Left the remote in the kitchen. Come back. Punt that thing into next week. Wine all over the couch again.

I see you to Snapchat. Yeah, I know. Wine all over my couch. Did it twice and maybe I'll lay off the juice tonight. Can you? Can you? That's what I hear. Can you?

That's what I thought. Oh my God. I did everything known to man. So then I'm like a little bit high like looking up wives. Wives tales? Mother's story. What is it called? Advice.

What is it called when it's like a life hack in the home? Old Wives Tales, I think. I think Wives Tales are like, there's an old man that lives behind her house and he's going to murder you. Wives? If you stay out past 10. Tips and tricks. Tips and tricks, but like the mother's thing in the house. Oh, mother's tips and tricks.

Yeah, that one. Anyways. Oh, Mama's own tips and tricks. Mama's finest. Yeah, Mama's finest. Oh, I think that's what you mean, yeah. I made to say Mama's finest tips and tricks from her own, from her book. from her little book with dips and tricks.

Anyways, I was staying up, like, looking up all these life hacks, trying to get the white wine out. So I did everything. My couch smells like vinegar. Oh, yum. By the way, staying got worse. Were your roommates mad? They haven't noticed.

One is in Spain. So that's why he hasn't noticed, I assume. And then the other one, head in the clouds. Hasn't noticed the couch. Anyways, where were we? Oh, life hacks. Yeah, life hacks. Okay, here's another one.

This one I adore. You can just eat the ingredients of a sandwich without having to make the sandwich. I said that on our... I'm obsessed. I said that on our call yesterday. Did I not? No, you were eating a sandwich. No, no, no.

I said sometimes if I'm... Sorry. Sorry for you to sit in on the... I've never cooked before. I've never made a sandwich, so I don't really know what we're talking about. You are vegan, though. is true. Oh, what?

Yeah. Oh. I know. So crazy. There's so many little hidden facts. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yesterday on the call, I said sometimes when I have a sandwich, I'm making it home, like,

if I'm making a ham and cheese sandwich, sometimes I just want to have a sandwich. I sometimes just want to have the ham and cheese. Melt it. It's essentially a grilled cheese a little bit of ham. Sue me. But sometimes I'm going to put veggies and stuff on it, but sometimes I'm like, I just want a ham and cheese grilled cheese, you know? and then I'll just fist the lettuce into my mouth afterwards and force it down just to like save myself.

I don't want maybe I don't want the greens. That's not the same. You're having a sandwich with a side of something. Don't even make the sandwich. That was going to be in the sandwich. But now I decondrust, decondrust, decontrust, deacontrust it. They should put you in the zoo and have people watch. Watch me. Yeah, because that was like, that was like really like feral.

It was really cool. Deconstructed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Yeah.

I might have to give that a try. Sometimes they eat my sandwich And instead of putting some ingredients on I just eat them separately Because I want to keep the sandwich simple That's what they're getting at That's what I said I did Just in long form

A little different but Well surely you understand that there was a fire in the Bronx I killed 10 people in a fire in the Bronx In the fire in the Bronx I heard about I see Long story short By the way Had no idea

That's not real Huh? That's a parody Devastating Devastation I shouldn't have I believed it And I listened to that episode

and I really believed you and now I thought this was factual and I can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth. That's something that I said with doing no research whatsoever and said it is fact. Well, someone's talking about a fire in the Bronx

I killed 10 people in the fire in the process. What are you supposed to do? Don't disagree with that. Your tubes are tied on that. You have to believe it. Okay, so life hack, eat all the ingredients of your sandwich. I mean, a charcutory plate

is a sandwich plate with crackers. When I think of that, it's like a lunchable. It's like a lunchable. Oh, yeah. Like, my favorite sandwich is turkey, coleslaw, which is a controversial food that I like coleslaw. Turkey, coleslaw, avocado.

But when I hear this, I'm like, why don't I just eat turkey, coleslaw, avocado with a side of bread? All on a platter. You totally can. Yeah. You can and I will. Okay. What would your sandwich be as a vegan?

I was saying, I'm so sorry. You're sitting here as an onlooker of the Brooklyn Collar and Make a podcast. She's telling us her sandwich right now. I know. I've never made a sandwich, but I could, like, ask my chef, like, if he does. But usually, he just, like, gives me food and I just eat it. Okay. I don't really, like, cook or, like, I know it's, like, a thing that, like, women make sandwiches, but I just don't.

What's your death row meal? Ooh, I've actually thought about that. How much have you thought about it? Like, a lot. Yeah? Because sometimes my dad will cook for me, and I'll be like, this is not good. Yeah. This would not be my death row meal.

Oh, good. Yeah. Sometimes it's important to know what you. You wouldn't want. So you can figure out what you do want. Yeah. Posses of elimination. Go backwards.

Yeah. Buy some time. Probably like a sweet green salad. I love sweet green salad. And it's not because I'm sponsored by now. What do you get in it? I just get like the kale. I get like the crispy rice bowl minus arugla with kale minus chicken with tofu.

All right. It's so good. What's yours? My sweet green or my death row meal. Your sweet green. My sweet green? I try all the seasonal ones because they're only here for a limited time. You're a big seasonal.

I love seasonal items. Yeah. Because. And you're a big bowl guy. I love bowls. I think that... Favorite dish. I think that most plates should be obsolete.

Bowls, I could see. I can wrap my head around a bowl. But plates should just have plate size with the raised rim so that I don't lose my ingredients. You know, if I'm eating a salad, sometimes I want to scoop. And I don't have a... I don't have a wall to scoop onto. Does that make sense? Yeah.

So I bought some plates that have raised... edges now that I can scoop on from. So it's kind of like instead of a plate or instead of a bowl, it's kind of a plow or a blate. That's so good. What were we talking about? I actually don't mean. Death row meals. Oh, no, sweet green salad.

Yeah, seasonal. I love their sweet potatoes. Yeah. And you know what they don't talk about, about death row meals very much? What? You don't have to be on death row to eat them. You can have your death row meal today. Oh, I like that.

You can have it today. It's a very carpe diem. Dad, I'm doing my podcast. Answer it. I don't want to. He'll talk my ear off. You could ask him what his go-to sweet green salad is. I really.

I love you to death, father. Oh, you picked that up so slowly. Oops. It was the voice mail. We already DMed on Instagram today. That's sweet. He gets his whole, uh, FYP on Reels, because I don't think he's on TikTok,

is people or, and dogs or monkeys and dogs together. And he's always like, you and Max, you and Max, you and Max. You and Max. I'm like, okay. Oh, he's a meme generator. You and Max. I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating.

Every single thing is, you know, 10 in a row. And I just know he's scrolling through his thing. It's like, send. Next one, send. It really is sweet. Sand. It's sweet that like everything he sees is, He's thinking of you.

Precious. Super cute. Yeah. You'd think that that would make me answer his phone call. You would. I would. I would. In a perfect world, you would.

My tubes are tied. We don't get in the perfect world. I'm at work. Right. I don't know why I screenshoted this one. Using a dryer sheet to dust your surfaces. Okay. No, because it's for static.

And it smells good. I don't think you need like your tabletop to smell like a dryer sheet. Right? I don't know. that would be lovely um but like dusty surfaces i could see because it's it's a stat it's for static so connects it the dust like it's i've heard that it is a half you guys are talking about a lot of stuff i don't know anything about like cleaning i've never cleaned before either yeah i know shoot i should have been more mindful and thoughtful it's okay well here are some tips and tricks if

you ever choose to do so that's okay yeah apparently if you like get a stain oh deodorant stains on your shirt apparently if you rub a dryer sheet on them they will go away have tried it does not work oh myth busted myth busted awesome all about busts crazy yeah busts and myth why you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet everything's fake facts when's the last time you were on a ladder oh the other day oh what are you doing um i was just climbing onto the roof i'm not kidding i really wish i was kidding what were you doing on the roof just hanging out with my friends i get that it was crazy i love a It was a movie. It was a movie.

It sounds like a movie. Well, it wasn't really that safe because I think the roof was about to cave in, but that would make a good story too. Totally. I kind of, I went skydiving a couple times, and I feel like that'd be the same experience going through a roof. It was fun.

Well, the first time I went with my little brother, and he jumped out first, and I thought he's going to die. Yeah. So I promised myself, I'm like, I'll never do that again with anyone I love. So the next time I just went by myself for TikTok. Like very selfless.

Yeah. I was like, yeah. I would let. Felipe go and then not me. And then you would just like chicken out. Yeah, it would watch from the ground. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Yeah. I can't go skydiving anymore. Why not? Oh, you've been? Yeah, no, no, no, no, I've never been. In my head, I was like, I will go one day. Yeah. Now, not so much.

You should go, it's fun. I would have to be asleep. Unconscious? Yeah. The second time I went. You have to, like, roll my body out. Can you imagine? And then someone would have to like.

Like, on. sleeping pills, skydiving. No, I would have to be like literally like pop a pill. Mm-hmm. And then I would wake up on the ground and they'd be like, you killed it. I'm like, woo-hoo. Send me the picks. Yeah.

The guy I went with the second time. I'll face two in my eyes open. The guy I went with the second time, he heard I was from Ohio. So he's like, oh my God, I'm banned from the Marriott Inn in Ohio because I got, and he was telling me all the felonies he committed. And I'm like, I'm trusting this man with my life. Whoa. And I don't even have a will yet.

Like, I had to write a will after that just in case. But like, I was like, what the hell? heck and then after you land you get into a car so they can drive you back to the drop point or like to the place and um i was in like a car with like four random grown men and it was really scary so i don't recommend doing that by yourself ever yeah it was crazy that's my favorite nathan for you clip is when he goes skydiving oh i haven't seen oh it is so funny he goes and he's like on the plane but someone an ass he's about to jump out he's like oh i'm like i'm She has a crush.

She has a crush. I forgot about my lunch plan. And the guys, I haven't seen this episode. It's like one of those like, you know how he puts like little bits like in a full episode? It's like not a full like episode arc, but it's like one of those little bits. Yeah. And he's like, I have lunch plans. And the guy is like, uh, okay.

And like clearly he doesn't believe him. And Nathan's like, no, like I have lunch plans. Like I cannot miss. And I want you to come. So you can see that I'm not. lying so he like doesn't jump out of the plane they go back and he drags the skydiving instructor to go to lunch with him just so he can see that he actually did have lunch plans which he obviously did not have so he paid someone in the parking lot to to be um his lunch his friend that he's going out to

lunch with with the skydiver and then the friend obviously like knows nothing about him yeah it is gold I like that a lot love love him I love him you do love him do love him you love him Do you love him? That we shared a bond over that before. That's why we became friends. Yeah, that is. Oh, I love it, Caroline. That's really precious and sweet.

Tell the story about my friend that went skydiving and his glasses came off. No. Was he not wearing goggles? I think he's like my sketchiest friend that's like always looking for a deal. And I think he like met somebody that was like, I think you can come skydiving. For a deal. For a group on. Yeah.

But it was like not a real group on. And he's like, all right. cool, let's do it. And he's never, I think he's skydived once, but like not enough to be skydiving alone. And he was able to skydive solo,

like without a guy strapped to his back. And so he did it and his glasses came off. Obviously, we're not dealing with employee of the month in that plane. So glasses come off and he's like, oh my gosh, I need to find my pulley thing to put the parachute out. This is horrible, by the way,

this story. And he pulls it. And I think he pulled it, too high. So like he's like going down so slow and he's like it's giving me the I would pull it the second I jumped out like I don't want to be falling I don't whatsoever. Well so he's that he's looking for where he can land um with his parachute pulled and he's like oh my god a lake like because I'm don't know how fast I'm going I'm going to land in that lake. And water and so he's going down going down going down going down

when he is about to hit the lake Can you like move and orient yourself to where you want to land? Okay. I don't know. So as he's about to hit the lake, he realizes that's a tree. That's not a lake. Hits the tree full force. So then he's up in the tree, had to like unhook himself.

He's walking down. He's like all beat up walking down the side of the street. Some guy driving truck is like, are you with that? Because they know like where the parachute people are supposed to land. He's like, yeah, drove him back. That's the end of the story too. Can you believe that? Is he alive?

Yeah, he's fine. Still looking for deals. He's like, he's like on extreme couponers with a death wish.com. I love that so much. That's cool. Deals, deals, deals. You ready for the next hack? Yes.

This is awesome, this one, but flawed. Many awesome things are flawed and that's okay. Yes. Also, hook your necklaces through straws when you travel so they don't get tangled. I don't wear necklaces usually ever. You don't usually wear a necklace But the one on your person right now Would not fit through a straw

Mine either That's the flaw But some can And that's great Chains chains, chains can Wait, I'm confused Do you weave the straw through the necklace? No, no, no, you weave the necklace

through the straw Oh Wait So confused I was so confused But you're actually ahead of the game With your advanced thinking If you don't want that to get tangled

you could weave the straw through that. That'd be kind of chic. That'd be very, I could see you wearing to the Met Gallo. I would, yeah. I definitely would. You've worn some chains before

when you've experimented. I know, I was experimenting with my body previously. And so I was trying on different chains, but as we've talked about on this podcast before, chains come to you as a man. You don't come to the chain.

So a chain has not come to you yet. I'm picking up what you're putting down. No, a chain has, you have to find a, chain on the ground. You have to find a chain in your grandma's house. In your grandpa's house. So steal from your grandparents? What? Steal from your grandparents is what you're saying.

Yeah. Well, yes. Well, yeah, little. What are they going to do with it? Just an idea. Or like it has to be a gift or it has to be, you know, passed down or you have to find it, that kind of thing. Uh-huh. You know, like, you don't go buy a chain. Yeah. We can move on whenever.

Okay. You ready? Yeah. Hit me. I buy ice cream and use it as coffee creamer. So I have a creamer and a late night snack. I personally love that for when I run out of creamer and I'm scrambling in the morning, but I don't think I would do it every day.

Yeah. You know? I feel like I've done that before for sure. Yeah. But that is like nice to have that in your brain. I think that's brilliant. Yeah. I have no notes.

No notes. Nope. And that's kind of like a moment. of sorts, like a Starbucks Rappuccino. If I wasn't going to make a TikTok about what happened to me this morning, I would tell it on the podcast. I think you can because the people listening to that will support the TikTok. Okay. I bought some cold brew that's in my fridge now so I can make coffee at home and I pour it in and I'm like, I'm going to do a little dash of milk and put the little thing in it and stir it up. and I do that

I get the cart in a milk and I pour it in a little sprit a little bit more and then I do it and I'm in my car and I'm drinking it I'm like

what is this like this milk must have gone bad egg whites is what I put in the coffee egg whites they're also in a carton how about how about

keep the egg whites in the egg so I know that I'm putting an egg in my coffee just a thought why are they in a carton or are they in a carton the same shape

and feel as my milk I'm not looking. Why are they in a carton as opposed to like a bottle? They are in bottles as well. Oh. Just like things come in different containers. Did you, did you finish it?

No, I had a couple of years. It is still in your car. Can I have something? Yeah, you can. Thank you. You can. And now, you know what?

It sounds so good. I'll make one exception. Yeah. No, they are going to be really hot too when we get out there. So it's like basically almost scrambled eggs. It's going to be something. So good. Yeah.

At least there's no. We're going no yoke today. Yolk. It's kind of like coffee with pulp. You're actually making me feel a little sickly. Sometimes it's nice to feel something just to know you're alive. Next. Okay, I don't know why I screen shot of this one.

Plain a white rice at Chipotle. Yeah. Just like a side of white rice? It's delicious. Okay. Have you ever had it plain? No. Because I get the kids cassidia.

Oh. Yeah. when I don't want like a full meal like a cassidia like it's more of a snack piece and they give you just like a side of white rice and it's to die for it's unlike any other white rice that you've ever had it's not from Chipotle yeah yeah okay I'll keep that one in mind yeah I would

yeah yeah yeah you should yeah last one never talk to me again you ready yeah I love this one this is like girl math kind of if I take my lunch break later in the day I spend less time at work. 100% I used to do that. What?

Like as you leave and go an offsite lunch? Is that what they're saying? So if you take your lunch break later, you spend less time at work. And you want to, I guess it must be girl math because I'm not following.

That makes so much sense with my brain. You have less time than if you would have taken your lunch earlier. Mm-hmm. Oh, so you have less time after, but you have more time before. But it doesn't feel like it because of girl math. My bad.

I'm thinking like. Same as like free money when you return something. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I get it. It feels like when you come back from lunch and you have not a lot of time left, that feels like you're getting out of work. That's kind of like what I say about like if you wake up later in the day, you spend less on food. Yeah. Similar, but not the same. But you're, you're forgetting that like you're hungry before that, you know? And like the food is to satisfy that hunger. It's a trade off. No. Yeah.

I think that's a DSDF situation. Totally. Different strokes, different folks. Oh, I was like, what is that? Yeah. Oh, a lot of people actually don't know what DSDF is. We say it all the time. It's kind of my mind and Brooks version of let's agree to disagree. Different strokes for different folks. I like that.

I'm going to steal that. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Totally. I'm going to steal it until everyone I came up with it. You should. I wouldn't even be mad. No, I wouldn't. I would be like, wait, did she?

Is that her thing? Yeah. I would be confused. I would probably feel sad and bad and stop saying it. Yeah. Okay, I actually do have more. Hit me. It's up to you if you want them or not.

Yeah, hit me. Okay. Buying cheap digital download art off of Etsy and then printing and framing them, parentheses look expensive and parentheses. Disagree with that. That seems so hard. I would rather spend a lot of extra money on the pre-framed Etsy prints. I think it depends.

I think a lot of Etsy people, they did this to me where I released my merch and then they took my exact design and started releasing stickers and posters of it. So for that reason. You're anti. I'm out. For that reason, sharks? Because I paid a designer so much money for them to type out a font.

So that is mine. And do you not make stickers of it? That being said, I was kind of like, oh, wow, people are buying these stickers and putting them on their laptops. It's kind of nice free advertising, but then I was like, I should be releasing these. What am I thinking?

Gaslit myself into being like, nice. Yeah. These are a steel, but no. This is for me, like the same as like, Me thinking buying ice is actually the hack. I would rather buy the pre-framed thing for more money than go through the trials and tribulations. Going to a FedEx. Buying the frame.

Putting the print in the frame. Frames are expensive, by that way. Yeah. You're getting your frames at FedEx? No, that's my question. No, you're buying the frame at a, that's a, that's, Ryan, great point. You're going to another location to get the frame. It's completely exhausting.

That's like one of those days. where you're like, I have to run errands, and it's actually just one errand that needs five stops. Yeah. And you're like, what the hell? It's 4.30 p.m.? All I did was get this Etsy print framed. Oh, I screenshotted this one for you specifically in case it helps you.

Okay. I attach my dog's poop bag to his harness, so he carries it, not me. Do you already do that? Oh, with the poop in it? Oh, God, yeah. So the poop is just like bouncing off your pooch? Yeah, as opposed to you carrying it. Pat.

Where do you, you carry it? Yes, I don't want, I don't need, I don't need, ugh, no. It's like a colossomy bag within, what did you say? It's like a colossomy bag, whatever the, you know. It fully is. Pets. Oh, that's sweet. Wait, we should smash or pass these life packs.

Ooh. Pets. Smashing. You're going to smash that? Yeah, I would put that directly onto my dog. No, well, I hold it, I hold it for long enough. You just don't, and also Max, is pretty unpredictable.

If he's running around, I don't want like a... It's not going to be hitting you, especially with your new belt leash. No, but I'm going to hold it and I'm going to walk straight to a trash can. Oh, I'm putting it. Max's dumps are colossal. Like, it's crazy. And it's not for lack of going out.

He just chooses to take the largest dumps I've ever seen. Is that a choice? I don't know. I don't know. He's very, he's finally off of, well, I don't need to go into detail, but he's finally taking like very healthy poops. Like I'm like, hey man, don't rub it in. Was he scared of you?

Is that why he was like kind of poop shy? He's not, he's certainly not poop shy. I don't know. And he's not scared of me either. Yeah. At all. I don't know. If I owned a dog, I just wouldn't clean up after it.

I would just kind of leave it for other people to clean up. It's like he was pooping so much that I was like, I can only hold so many bags and we would run out of bags. I'm like, I would have to. So give him some. He also teaches responsibility. It was connected to his, that was connected to him, his poop bags, not filled with poop though. Oh. So I've been having to like look at for ring cameras and then be like, I am coming back for this poop.

Okay, you have my word. That being said, I'm like, where was that poop? That's so true. Three streets over. I've been having to like go on scavenger hunts for, luckily they're not hard to miss because they're the size of a Toyota Corolla. Someone left to poop in my neighborhood recently. Human or dog? Dog.

Okay. And then the first. question in what Hollywood. The person whose house it was in front of had a ring, screenshot it is an image of the human who left their dog's poop, printed it out, put posters

all along the neighborhood saying this guy leaves their dog's shit all around your neighborhood. That's what I'm scared of. That's what I'm scared of. And rightfully so, because when Max walks into grass, I'm like, he doesn't look to not step in piles of poop. I'm like, I don't want that to happen. So now I'm like an avid

cleaner of poop. Well, I mean, I've always been. I've never not like... You've always said that. Now, when he was taking... When he was... When he was leaving me sweet and colossal, nasty surprises on the sidewalk, I'm like, I can only do so much. Right. I didn't bring like a hose with me. Right. Mm-hmm. Right. So at that point, it's a problem of the city. But I do my best.

Yeah. That's all you can ever do. I haven't talked so much about feces since I was probably like potty trained. And unfortunately, that is like a risk of coming on the podcast. Oh. That is a risk and it shouldn't be one of the first. honestly one of our bullet points. We should have someone signed something before they come in. Are you cool? Are you cool?

Yeah. Have you ever pooped your pants? I'm a lady. That's why you wear skirts. We don't do that. Yeah. So it just comes out easy. There was a video of a woman that I've had it podcast, those two on women.

I follow them on everything and they posted a security footage video of a woman. In the grocery store? She was in line at a taco shop. and the guy is cleaning up after hours and sweeps it's black and white so all you see is just like a dark mound

and he sweeps and then like he picks up the broom and he's like what is this? Smelt out of the camera puts it back down like recoils puts it back down walks out of frame and they go and they review it

and now it's like it's a TikTok that film a woman walking swiftly through the line does not stop there's nothing in the line does not stop she walks by it is there when she walks by she does not falter

she does not hesitate she leaves a turn It's her hidden talent and just continues on her way It was like American Horror Story Coven the way she was moving She was gliding through the line Dumps

Dumps continues on her way But she went viral for that She She's yeah she went viral for that Yeah that's so cool We should take notes Yeah That is a good idea

Yeah Thank you Caroline I also want to say very quickly that last week, the way that we framed the video, it just said ick, right behind me. That's great. Ick or treat. It might still be that way. I don't know. Kelly Clark's, it might be having my back.

Right. We had a couple more things that I wanted to. Well, yeah. We wanted to ask you about your experience. Oh my gosh. I hate questions. Okay. We wanted to ask you.

Tell us about your experience. about your experience with a psychic. Oh my God. As we are planning ourselves to experience. Go to my lady. We are going to your lady. Wait, really? Yes.

Or she's coming here rather. Wait, for real? I love her. I mean, I haven't talked to her since that experience, but she's crazy. She was so accurate. I lost the recording of like what she told me, but everything I remember has come true.

What do you remember? A lot of stuff, she told me. Yeah, I remember like a lot of stuff. But she told me stuff like, she told me, I don't know, like, when I was going to get a boyfriend. She told me. Guys, I wanted to make this about myself. Yeah, I have a boyfriend. Wait, we just, you just like kind of, you kind of just like hatched your soft launch egg on our pod.

Oh, God. Can we take that out? Just kidding. You can just do one big bleep over that past 30 seconds. Well, like, she told me, like, which friends were going to be in my life this year and which ones I was going to leave behind. Did she know their names? Oh, no. You had to tell them her the name, but no other detail.

Okay. And then it'll come to her. And like a lot of stuff, like, she told me. And I was like, whoa, this is so true. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. She's good.

But my grandma's like a medium. So like I believe in all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. All that like voodoo shit. And you feel like this woman specifically is like true and genuine and can kind of see. She'll probably solve all your problems. Yeah.

Do you ever get scared? that like somebody else, like one of your friends or somebody you know is like getting a psychic reading and the psychic is actually saying like stay away from like Brooke or that would make so much sense. That was like sense for me as well. Lost a lot of. Just people that are like recently.

Yeah. Like a psychic probably told, redacted. Yeah. To that you're toxic and to remove you from their life and they are following suit. Like that could happen and you don't know when that's happening. She actually told me I was going to come on this podcast. Yeah.

Whoa. Mm-hmm. Is that crazy? I am. I cannot wait for her to come here and I can sit on her lap. She's, oh my gosh. And I can make wishes. She's not a genie, I guess. Santa Claus.

She told me some about my future. Do you? So, like, we'll see if it's Joe. I'll let you know in 20 years. She told me stuff about my future. Oh, like 20 years down the line. Or like career. I would love her to not say anything remotely bad to me, though.

I mean, you could tell her that. She's going to be like. One time I had a bat mitzvah. I was like 13 there was a psychic who I imagined probably wasn't like the most like reputable psychic and I was waiting in line for her and when I got there I was like can you just not tell me anything bad and she's like cannot promise that and I was like please like can you is there any way you could just tell me things that are positive as like I do like I do tend to spiral and I would love to not and I'm also 12 and she's like cannot cannot do that I only can tell you the truth no

literally I tried to set the psychic up. I tried to set the psychic up with little bits and I'm like, I printed out a picture of my cousin and I said this is like my childhood bully, but she would not fall for it. And I even put out like a white dress. I had to cut the bit out of my video and I was like, this is like the wedding dress. Did you make a video? Yeah, I made like two videos. Well, I tried to make three, but I had to like cut out other stuff. But like, yeah, I tried to make TikToks with her and I tried to set up, set her up to like fall into like a trap.

But she said no. She said she wouldn't lie. because that would ruin her credibility. Wow, good for her. But, like, it would have been so funny if she lied. Yeah. Because sometimes she was like, this is so real, you need to turn the camera off. You don't want this on camera.

And I'm like, oh, my gosh. Oh, no. We're going to have to really. Yeah. We're going to have to really work with this one. Getting horrified. I'm not thinking maybe we should separate. Yeah.

No. What if you're bad for me? Then we're just going to have to work through that. Wait, when is she coming on? When is she coming on? I don't know. I forget. Oh.

But there is a day. Get out. We could do, we're gonna start with her and then like this week next Friday next Friday how am I okay good thing I'm coming on before because how am I supposed to follow that up right that's crazy totally yeah you should save something I look forward to yeah I'm nervous I'll be honest I'm nervous but I'm just gonna be like you have to be extremely positive I wasn't nervous before but now I am she doesn't know her ass does she know did you meet her before or did she no you just went into it raw yeah I raw dog did it was crazy Caroline Raw Dog Rick that's what they call me I'm just kidding And with that Hey mom Okay That was crazy

If you want Do you have anything else you want to say Caroline how about you go ahead and plug everything Is this for the whole podcast? Yeah We got already done Kind of yeah Unless you have anything else

Unless we go I didn't even see that timer there this whole time Unless you have anything else We can go on a tangent as well Totally welcome to go on a tangent or I'm so nervous right now Really? No. I don't know.

Go ahead and tell everyone like where you are and where they can find you and channels and such. Right now I'm with Brooke and Connor. This morning I was at my apartment. Yes. A couple months ago I was in Spain in Ibiza. An Abiza. In Abiza. With Oscar Meyer.

With Oscar Meyer Wieners. Oh my God, there she is. There's my little TikTok. Wow. You have 3.2 million followers. It really is. Stop. It's not about the number. It's about the craft. For real. Oh, wait. Oh, God. I wish you would have worn that, like, pregnancy thing. No, I literally. I wanted to. I, like, want to wear it on, like, random occasions. But then I'm like, that's like a bad omen. Like, I literally will wear it. You shouldn't, like, see how people treat you different. Yeah. And they do. No, they do. Because I did that for a video. And they do treat me differently. Yeah. Yeah. And I know. It's crazy. But it's kind of small. So it looks like I just ate like a big subway sandwich. That's all it looks. Like, I'm a little bloated. Yeah, that's about it. And then, yeah, that's about it. You can find me on TikTok and on Instagram.

Oh, my gosh, I haven't posted on YouTube in so long. And you've got 310,000 subscribers on YouTube? That's where she started. Wait, can you give it? Oh, I knew that. I knew that. Because one time when I deemed you, when you had, like, no followers on TikTok, I DMD you and I was like, I don't even remember those followers.

I DMD you. I was like, oh, you're so funny. And she was like, thank you. Did I really? Yeah. Oh my God. She said, she said thank you. Sometimes I like, don't even know.

I'll see myself out. Can you give us advice for YouTube? Because we just started our own channel. Wait, did you really? Yeah. Wait, yeah, for the videos. For your little videos. For our little videos.

Are you doing like shorts? Are you doing like... We're doing it all. Yeah, a little. Okay. Like psychic, our psychic will be a video. I would say for the first video, put me in... Am I going to be on it or no?

In the thumb. You put me in the thumbnail. Just me. Yeah. And you'll get a lot of views because they love pretty girls. Yeah. The algorithm loves beautiful women. Hopefully.

Um, oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. We could just make that last photo or a thumbnail. That's so true. I literally look naked. Um, yeah, I don't know anything about YouTube because I just started and I just started lying right off the bat and then people just like ate it up.

So, um, yeah. I love. I don't really use YouTube anymore. Yeah. Vegan. Look. I miss my mom. I love it.

Yeah, five years ago. Caroline, do you want to hear a funny thing about Brooke is Brooke was, Brooke made a big video that went super viral that said like, I love lying, I love to lie. I saw that. And a brand said that she was on their list to work with, but couldn't work with her because she's not an honest girl. Oh, was it a dream, one of your dream brands?

Can I say or no? No, you can't say. You can tell her after. Oh, okay. You can't, you don't want to say. Okay, you're right. Yeah. No.

But like, so be it. I'm surprised. I'm like, okay. So, not so surprised. I like, they told, they told me. They were like, Brooke was on the list, but she's not an honest girl. I'm not an honest member of society. Okay.

You just discredited yourself. Learn wind a lot. That's crazy. I was like, you shouldn't have told me that. I'm telling her. Yeah. Yeah. I love it, though.

Funny. That's really funny. Of course. You think I don't? Yeah. Well, all right, Caroline, thank you so much for coming on. You're welcome. Don't cry.

Don't cry. Don't cry. Because it's over a smile because it's happened. I've been looking forward to this for like the past like a couple hours. Well, you rescheduled. Yeah. You're too much. Rescheduled with us six times.

Because I kept going back to Europe. Oh my God. We've all been there. I know. Poor Caroline. Totally. No, I don't know why I kept rescheduling. I think I got like cold feet.

Oh, I'm glad that they warmed up. I guess it was cold. Italy. Yeah. With your broken heel and feet. No, seriously, thanks for coming on. Of course. We love you.

Love you. This is our dream come true. Dream collab. Check. Check. Mate. I also, now moving on from Caroline, we got a bunch of subs subscribers to the YouTube last week when we called everybody

out for not subscribing. So one more time. Thank you. And if you didn't. Do it. Do it, I guess. Like I literally, like the. I'm bad at math and I still know that like there's half as many subscribers.

There's half a million people that forgot to click subscribe. So that doesn't make sense. Probably over. That's too many. That's so criminal. There's half a million. In the world at least that didn't click. Totally.

Okay. Sure. Yeah. What he said. Easily. There's a million and a half people actually. I changed my mind. That didn't.

And also it's in our linked, in our link tree on all the links. If you're looking at this right now, it's in our link tree. You can do it. Don't be shy. All right, see you guys. We'll see you in the bonus. Love you. Love you.

Thanks, Caroline, again. Oh, Caroline. If you don't subscribe, I'm going to pit each of you in a headlock and give you a nuggie. Oh! They might want that, though. Yeah, oh. Never mind? I take that back.

She takes that back. Okay, love you. Bye. Bye. See you. This week on close friends. Toilet on, scrap on, scrap on, scrap off, butcher on, butcher off. Wax, wax, wax, wax, wax.

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