Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Matty Healy Sucked Your Finger, WYD?

Episode Date: January 12, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes:https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc51_audio This week, Brooke and Connor are diving into everything (and everywhere, all at once). They break down the different branches of government and define what exactly the ozone layer is in science corner. Plus, Brooke gives a detailed analysis of Matty Healy’s thumb sucking performance.  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go https://HelloFresh.com/bandc21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping! Visit https://Prose.com/bandc for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off. Go to https://AwayTravel.com/bandc to start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials.  B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 We Got A Letter 1:00 Cycle Synced Sisters 2:47 Drinking Too Much Beet Juice 4:50 Connor’s Job Rejection 6:02 Interviews Are Fun 9:07 How The Government Works 11:33 Getting Invited To The White House 12:01 HelloFresh 14:39 Getting On The FBI Watchlist 16:03 Connor’s Weekend Update 19:03 Connor’s Nerves 19:42 Brooke’s Weekend Update 21:04 Brooke’s Car Smash 25:12 Prose 28:17 Change Your Mindset  30:04 First Car Accidents 34:06 Pee Break  34:31 Passing Out In Public 38:57 Away Travel 41:22 Exposure Therapy 43:23 Golden Globes Recap 53:10 Going To Justin Bieber’s Church 53:53 Science Corner 58:48 In Defense Of Matty Healy 1:02:14 Your Celeb Crushed Sucked Your Finger… 1:03:16 The Green M&M Is Back 1:05:43 EmRata and Eric Andre Update 1:06:50 Brooke Predicted Lewis Capaldi’s GF 1:10:03 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi, Izzy. Oh, hello, Izzy. What is this? We got a letter. You just got a letter. You just got a letter. Who's it from? Harvard.

Harvard? The school. For us. Dear Miss Brooke Lady Ephron, Avric and Mr. Connor Fibula, what I think this is a prank. Did this come? BNC, MAP 101, January 25th. Huh. Okay, let's offline about that after.

I think that is a prank. Someone got our address. Okay, well, welcome back, everybody. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? You ready to map it up? I'm ready to pee.

Yeah. Okay, cool. We're going to record the P then. Letts. Is my hair okay? Yeah. Really? Yeah. It's all that pros.

Yeah, that's true. Um, guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. We're so excited to have you today. Um, it's another week. It's second week in the new year. I'm feeling really, I've had some ups. I've had some downs. Yeah, me too.

I came in this morning and said, Brooke, I think I'm on my period. And she goes, today was my first day. Yeah. So our cycles have officially synced. They've been synced for a few years, I think. I don't know. Yeah. It's weird that my, um, my lack of uterus is still being.

affected by the moon, the sun, the tides, et cetera. Again, I feel like I said this in one of our early episodes. Sure. You're just, like, experiencing emotions, but men are not willing to kind of own up to the emotions that they're experiencing. So. No, I'm willing and able. That's why I said, I think, I'm going to blame it on your period.

Yeah, you're just going to blame it on your period. Whereas you can just say, I'm feeling XYZ. Well, I don't think you should discredit fluctuating. I'm discrediting your period. Okay. Well, I don't think you should discredit hormones fluctuating. I didn't say that. We're getting into...

I'm discrediting that you're menstruating and bleeding out of your urethra. I don't bleed out of my urethra, but I guess that's what you're saying you would bleed out of it? Well, you don't know what happens behind closed doors. Okay, are you bleeding?

Go to the hospital. Keep your hands and your laws off of my urethra. You don't know what's coming out of my urethra? Yeah. Was it you that one time peed out beat juice and thought it was blood? Yeah.

Okay, that was the time I was trying to like whiten the whites of my eyes. Right, right. Someone sent me in, by the way, someone sent me, if anyone's trying to whiten the whites of their eyes, if you're trying to put on a facade that you're healthy,

Lumify. Lumify works. Yeah, I bought someone. Someone DM'd me, I forget his name, but he said, Lumify is proven it works. It's to whiten the whites of your eyes. But someone told me that beet juice,

which is sold at like Whole Foods and so, I've told this before, sorry if you've heard it. I've told you several. Right when I moved to L.A., I was like, all right, time to be like the most manufactured version of myself that I could possibly be. Right. And so I started drinking this beet juice every day, a big glass of it. It tastes like...

Dirt. Dirt. It tastes like dirt. It's dirt. But it was like liquid. It didn't work at all. And the first time I drank it, I drank two cups of it because I was like, I got to catch up. And I peed and it was genuinely shocked.

That's very scary. Yeah. You know when you have a vitamin and it's like... lime green. Yeah. Or not green. Fluorescent. No, fluorescent green.

Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. It was like bright, shocking red. And I was like, oh no. It's finally happening. Right. Right.

And I was fine. But it was, it never did anything. And I had so much beet juice. And then I looked on the back, you know what sugars and beet juice? Probably a lot. Like tons. Yeah. Yeah.

I, beats are one of those foods where I'm just like, I truly, I don't get it. Like some foods I'm like, okay. Like this isn't for me, but I understand. understand how somebody's taste buds could enjoy this. Beats I don't get and blue cheese I don't get on like another level. Turn up the beat. I've been eating a lot of beats lately on my salads. Really?

Yeah. You don't think they taste like dirt on your salads? No, because I know what I'm getting myself into. It's not just liquid dirt. It's like you got some avocado and you got some feta cheese and stuff and it tastes pretty good. Oh. Guess what email I woke up to today? What?

We're so sorry to inform you. And I was like, oh, no. What? Am I being audited? That we've decided to go in another direction for our candidates for this position. It's a job I applied to two and a half years ago. Oh. Can you say what it was?

No. Okay. I can't. That was nice of them to let you know. Think about why I wouldn't be able to say what it was. Um, okay. I don't. Just in terms of having friends in the industry.

Well, I'm not going to say it, but I'll tell you afterwards. Okay. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay. Well, Godspeed. I hope you find what you're looking for. No worries. Had you ever heard from them before? Yeah.

After your interview? I had two interviews with them, and then they never followed up on that second interview. And then I started doing TikTok kind of full time. So I was like, okay. No worries. But that was probably, I think that was like one of the last ones I applied for. So that was job like 47. Yeah.

I feel like you were applying to like real nice. to five's like very late into your TikTok career which was making me feel really bad because I wasn't. I enjoy interviewing. I'm good at interviewing. That's why I like... I've only ever had two interviews and they were for my two jobs. Yeah. And I don't think I did well on either of them.

I mean I got the job but it like it was scary. I love lying. I love lying through my teeth. I love lying all the time. Yeah. It's just, I think it's performative and I think it's really fun

to go up there and be like, huh, how can I twist my words and manipulate you into hiring me? Right. And then be like,

I'm actually good. I don't want to, I don't want to work in this anymore. I wish I could send in a video audition for a job. Yeah? I did that once when I was applying for jobs.

So a video. I sent in a video. Yeah, a video would just be like, Like an interview is just an in real life video. Yeah, I would rather not be in real life. Okay. No, I would just rather not be in real life and be able to redo stuff.

I did that for to be Reese Witherspun's personal librarian. Yeah. For Hello Sunshine or Reese's Book Club or something like that. And it is, I still have it on my computer. It is. Anus. Connor. Like, if anybody ever got their hands on that, I would move to like a,

a place where no one would ever be able to find me. Horrible. Yeah. And it was not just like me being like, this is why I'm good for the job, it was a skit. Whoa. Yeah, it was a skit. You were made for this.

Totally. That's awesome. Yeah. And she moved forward randomly with not giving me the position. Oh, weird. Yeah. I did one video interview too, but it was for World Surf League. They had like some one of those, by the way,

if a company is ever like, we're trying to hire our next party ambassador or like, you know, personal librarian or whatever and it's like, send in a, it's a marketing thing, you know, you're,

that's not going to be like a resume builder. What do you mean? So, like, right now, you mean, you just wouldn't get the job? No, they give it to someone, but like it always ends up being a nightmare. Everyone I know that's like one, one of those things has been like,

and we, I put together some of those too for like last ditch efforts. All right, we have an extra, a budget for to pay someone to come like work for us but we're going to get so many people submitting and posting online that it's a free campaign so like if say if say tinder decided they wanted to have their next matchmaker ginsie matchmaker they say post your video interview to ticot they're going to get 100,000 people posting this thing and they're going to pay

$100,000 to the winner $50,000. whatever, that's a drop in the bucket for them, but the campaign, the eyes that they're going to get on all those videos, like if every video got 100 views, think about that. I love your marketing brain. Never would have thought of that. It's free money. It's like printing money. Which, by the way, still don't get why we can't do that.

I do like get it in the sense that like there's inflation would be an issue. What? Inflation is not an issue. Nope, that's not what I meant, devaluing. Sure. Yes, that was the word I was looking for. Hyperinflation. Hyperinflation.

So, yeah, I was right. Inflation's encouraged because it makes people invest. I just think that... A rate of 3% a year, I think is good for inflation. I just think that everybody should be allowed to print a certain amount of dollar bills for themselves every year. Yeah, that makes total sense. Yeah. Like, kind of like a stipend.

Like the government? Mm-hmm. Hmm. I think the government should pay everybody for existing. because not one person in this entire world asked to be born. I don't think you should be speaking for everyone. Who has had the ability to ask to be born? I haven't met everyone. I don't know.

There's no possible way unless there's some sort of reincarnation. No. I still, even that. Okay. I think everyone deserves a stipend. That's really cool. You should run for Congress. I know. I'd be awesome. Who would? I would be awesome.

Yeah, totally. First rule, everybody gets one of these gooey hands. I think it's, now I'm on board. Brooke Averick for, uh, chair. Senate chair. Okay, would you rather be a senator or in the House of Representatives, a representative, if you will? What's the difference, by the way? I'm asking you, I know, but I'm asking you what the difference is.

Judicial, judiciary versus legislative. Legislative. I'm right on board with that. Senators represent their, by the way, senators represent their entire states, but members of the House represent districts. Districts. Exactly. Could not have said that better myself. And Connor, what are the three branches of government without looking? Look at me. Legislative, judicial, social. No, it's legislative, judicial.

One of them has to plan, all the fun events for the semester. That's the executive. the social chair. That's the social chair. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah, you should see these house parties. The parties on the hill. I got fucked up.

Also, there are so many influencers that have been invited to the White House. I find it incredibly weird. We haven't. You guys don't want us to come. With our gooey little hands. I would be throwing this at Biden. I'd be like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm looking up.

Like, mine's stuck in the Lincoln bedroom on the ceiling. Like on a dangle. We would be so good Just like doing a little episode from the Oval Office I don't see I don't see why not Who that would hurt Yeah who is it hurting that we are not at the White House

Neither of us are on the no-fly list Right Well As of yeah That we know of I always get worried Because you always make me worried When I'm

When I'm texting you On the plane This plane's gonna go down While you're on the plane But I never admitted That I was doing anything about that because I obviously wasn't yeah not it's just like the turbulent thing right not you being clairvoyant or anything right okay totally there's a colonial woman there's a

there's a butter on the wing that's not on me there's a woman dressing traditional colonial garb on the wing we're going we're for sure going down by the way but nothing to do with me it's nothing yeah totally and then you bring the FBI into it you always respond and say the FBI is going to read this that's what would trigger the FBI alarm out I didn't you saying bomb. I didn't say bomb. I said the plane's going down. Seat 19F flag.

Flag on the play. They are already watching our phones. Anything you send on Delta Wi-Fi. Are they confirmed checking our phones? I don't think so. Yeah, they are. Who? They, them.

Who's they them? The non-binary government. I don't think they are. Okay, well. How was your weekend by that? way? I didn't do squat. Weekend update. I don't know when I, so I'm doing dry January still. Have you not broken it? Not even once. And I went out this weekend too. I didn't do anything at all. I seriously straight up like, well I'd say I didn't do anything. I like went on a hike Saturday.

That's nice. Very healthy. Super nice. It was fun. Then I went to a birthday and get this at the birthday. It was like a buff, it was like a brunch. I was like, I really don't need to be going to a brunch right now. But I was in such a high from doing the hike and not having been

hung over from Friday that I had two non-alcoholic beers at brunch and I felt shit-faced. I was being equally annoying as if I was wasted. That happened to me the other day with this weed pen where I was like ripping it and I was like,

After like 10 minutes where I thought I was stoned, I was like, wait a minute, is anything coming out? And then I called my friend and I was like, what's up with this pen? You have to charge it first. So, placebos are so real. They are so real. Yeah, I was aware of mine, though. I was like, I'm just going to have it for the taste. And then I was like, the waitress, I'm like, yeah, can I get another one actually?

Oh, my God, I haven't eaten yet. It's like, okay, well, you're just drinking carbonated. I wasn't aware of my placebo. That's how much they work, seriously. Yeah, no. And I stayed out and I had two liquid deaths carbonated with lime juice, which by the way, that's a tequila soda. Maybe it's just like hydrating yourself puts you in a good mood. Yeah.

Because it's what you're supposed to be doing for your body. And listen to this. Like it's crazy that the worst people, the people that don't want to unfollow on Instagram so bad are the people that ended up being right all along. Fuck you guys. I've always said this. Like it really is the worst when you like do something that people have told you is good for your body. and then it actually feels good. Like,

exercise and sunlight and water help you feel better. And it does. Oh, damn it, you're right. It sucks. God, I feel awesome. Fuck you guys.

I'm so mad at you. Yeah. Just shut up about it. Like, I'm not going to ever tell them that they're right, but I do feel awesome. Wow. Do you think it'll continue into February? No, I don't think it will continue into February because I'm,

but I think that like the learnings that I've taken away, Uh-huh. One being, okay, if I'm feeling buzzed off of two non-alcoholic beers, I probably don't need 15 regular beers. Right. Right. Check. Two, need some hobbies. Mm-hmm. Because on Saturday, I realized, like, after a while, I was out at this bar and I was like, what? Everyone's so annoying. And I'm usually the most annoying person out of my friends, and everyone was annoying me. And I was like... Because you were sober and they were drunk?

Yeah. So I was like, I either need new friends or I need... start drinking again. Well, that's the worst for everyone when you're the only sober person. Yeah, I was like, God, you guys are fucking annoying. I'm not to throw up for some reason. Really? Yeah.

Are you experiencing anxiety? Probably? Maybe. Too much coffee. Well, also, you have an event. Okay. Are you actually going to throw up? I don't know.

No, I'm good. This too shall pass. You need to tell me if you're going to throw up because I have a metapobia. Mm-hmm. I'll let you know. Okay, you're sweating. I'm getting the head. Little heat.

You're having like a little bit of a panic attack, I think, because he has a stand-up set tonight. Why don't I pop my shirt off? Okay. All right. Keep talking. People will love that. Okay. Well, do you want to know what I did this weekend besides nothing?

Yes. I am versed now. You're probably wondering what's verse. I can knit and crochet. I taught myself how to crochet because Alex, one of our editors, and he's kind of denying that he was the one to get us these awesome presence but we got these awesome presents from TMG and i think it was Alex that was spearheading that so thank you Alex we love you he got me like this thanks Alex we love you like amazing like yarn kit and in the yarn kit was crochet needles and i was like oh damn i guess i'll learn how to crochet

because i've been wanting to do that and now i have the tools so i sat down with a YouTube video and now i can crochet i've been practicing all week and now i have like six little crocheted squares and they're gorgeous and they mean everything to me. So yeah, I'm verse which is awesome. That's congratulate you.

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it's time for a little in-person spring treat it's time for a trip to Ross work your magic I feel so much better really oh you're probably just having a little bit of a overheating it kind of sounds like almost a heat flash from being on my period

really that would be menopause I'm aging at the rate of Benjamin Button except forward that I think if you have a heat flash that's something to do with estrogen I'm a feminist. Yeah, that's very true. Okay, also this weekend. You know how my New Year's resolution is to just be capital C chill?

Totally. Would you say insanely chill? Yeah, I would say insanely chill and just like not let the little things bother me. Lord knows that I'm being tested because first it was that flight extravaganza where I did a good job. I didn't cry until I got onto the plane. So this weekend I was at a friend's house Yeah totally Friday night

Left their house at about late Like 2.30 a.m. Sure Walk to my car Yeah Get in the driver's seat Yeah Turn my head kind of just like to look

At the back window To kind of back up Yeah as you will As one does I was like damn like why is there like ice All over my back windshield Because it's like 60 degrees So that's like so random

random that there's like... Would be ice. Ice. Frozen. So I got out to look at my car. It turns out the like flex of ice I was seeing on the corners of the back windshield. We're just like the only pieces of glass that were left of my back windshield because that kind of creates the visual of ice as broken glass.

Someone had thrown, I don't want to say rock, more of a boulder. Through your back windshield? Cool. The whole back windshield was pretty much gone. which is awesome and there was glass Boulder in your car yes

wow yeah Boulder was in the trunk and then like once I kind of realized what had happened I had realized that the glass had like projected all the way to the like it was all over the front dashboard as well

which I didn't notice and also all over my driver's seat and also all like in my ass because I had sat on so much glass and like not not realized like at all yeah totally that was awesome nothing to stress about

by the way. All that means? Oh my God, I got a brand new back windshield sweet. Awesome, by the way. So I really didn't stress. I was like, okay, like could be so much worse. No one was hurt. Yeah.

Also, nothing was stolen. Because? Because it was, one, like all goodwill stuff. Yeah. Two, I actually don't think like their intention was to steal, which is kind of a little bit scarier. Like it was just like me being a victim of a violent crime. literally their only intention was to like wreak havoc and just like throw a rock through the car how many

but brook not to play devil's ad yeah how many times have you wanted to throw a rock through a window i guess a lot but at the end of the day i haven't yet yet so it was a little scary to think like wow someone just like didn't even need any of my goodwill stuff they just wanted to be violent Goodwill stuff? Nothing was stolen. I would have been like, what a load off now. I don't have to drop this off of the book. Oh, no, nothing was stolen.

And also, you have stuff in my car. You have a really nice sweater and pants and a hat. Oh. They didn't take that? They didn't take that. Like, nothing was stolen. Damn. Which, by the way, I'll remind me to give you that.

Yeah, I'll take it off your hands. Yeah, take it off my hand. But nothing was stolen. That's phenomenal. But this is the cool thing. I, like, figured because my car was just, like, trashed, that it would be, like, a huge insurance under taking like drive to the dealership,

spend thousands of dollars, have to go through insurance, which is just like the most stressful thing. Filing a claim? Yeah, the most stressful thing. Up there with a root canal. And I figured it would be like thousands. Yeah.

No. Turns out there's just so many services that will just come to your house and replace one of your windows for like under 500 bucks, which is my deductible. So that way I didn't have to go through insurance. Which was just awesome. Got it fixed the next day.

They came to my house, vacuumed out my car, replaced the window and left and my car was fixed didn't have to go anywhere wow isn't that awesome that is awesome so it's just what's this point of stressing about things like that when really not stressing will just take you to the finish line also i was able to not stress make some calls figure out that it was an easy fix yeah and also it's out of your it's already happened it's already happen. Just take care of it. You know what Dutch says? Oh, I love Dutch

from TikTok. You don't want to do it. You have to do it. You have to do it with a crown. Yeah. You don't have to smile. Yeah. Do it pissed off, even. Fucking guy through the rock. You know, sometimes it's fun to put yourself in their perspective, though. How much, how awesome, how, like, blood-pumpingly fun do you think it was for that person

to throw that rock through that car? Assuming it wasn't someone with violent nature. Maybe that, hang on. What? Maybe that person was about to kill their wife or husband? and like that was enough steam. Maybe you saved a life. Maybe.

Made by parking there. I was also thinking like as I was parking the car, I was driving incredibly erratically. Yeah. Like turning in the middle of the street to like get back at parking spots. Saw that that parking spot wasn't big enough. Turned again in the middle of the street. Like whatever. And I was wondering, did that person kind of like see that or was that person maybe in another car that was affected by that driving?

And were they so angry that they moved forward with the rock? that's a possibility it is but also i don't that was in the light of day and i don't i think they would have waited till dark to do it you know we'll never know never know i mean that's the same way talking about our cycles being synced i mean i had to just i still haven't heard from enterprise rental car about my car that got the hit and run oh really yeah that's bizarre because i feel like they would be up your ass about you getting well they have my credit card on files Oh, have you checked your statement? God no. No.

No, but I have to file a claim anyways. I haven't even sent them my insurance. I was like, I have to go get on this flight. So can you guys just, like, follow up? It reminds me of, on my first day, of interning at Vans when I was 18 or 19 here in California down south. I was, and that's where this hat is from. I feel like every time I wear this hat on the podcast, someone's like, where did you get your hat? This is a one-of-one that I screened printed while I was interning, so I'm sorry.

But, um, I just want to let everybody know because everyone's always like, where'd you get the hat? So I'm addressing it. Um, and if you DM me asking me where I got the hat, I'll know that you didn't listen to a minute, 27, second, 49 of this podcast. Um, so I was driving. This has happened twice. I'll be staring. Only time I've ever gotten in a wreck, I've gotten in two fender benders that resulted in zero damage both times. Mm-hmm.

One was on my first day of work. I hit a cyan. siontc siontc the box looking ones oh I almost threw up again and I hit him because the lanes to the right started moving and I was in the left turn lane

so I just saw them start moving staring forward and I wasn't even looking at the light I just pulled forward hit him and I was like I'm so late to work can I can we just here's my credit card and my driver's license like go get it fixed I had never gotten in a rack I was 19 and he's like no it's actually totally fine

so you can just go to work awesome yeah second time was on the highway and I just pulled over I'm so bad at crises just pulled over in the middle lane on the 405 and the guy was like get off

you're gonna get hurt get off and I'm oh yeah shouldn't get off in the middle of the 405 middle lane right so nothing happened that time either so that one worries me because I definitely hit him a little bit harder

that was on Valentine's Day three years ago coming up happy Valentine's Day Happy Valdee Valdei V-Day V-day that one happened. I damaged his car for sure. And he definitely didn't have insurance, so he didn't file.

I felt bad, but I was like, get car insurance. I, the first, me not having health insurance. Yeah. The first one I got into

was the first day I got my license. Oh. I don't know what happened. And like, I told the police, like, I literally, I like don't,

I don't know. I just like straight on, like, fully rear-ended this woman in front of me. I have no idea why. She told me that I shouldn't be a lot on the road. which was really nice of her that was nice to hear

but she was really mean and then immediately started complaining about her neck hurting her back hurting there was no damage in her credit there was no damage whatsoever of the car but luckily I never heard from her which is shocking it's weird how that happens I think people might talk to their insurance

and be like you have no legs to stand on here but I'm surprised she didn't like clobber her car like that it seemed she was giving that energy I took a picture I took a picture so I didn't take pictures of my rental car let this be heat this warning everyone take a picture of your rental car before you rented yeah which like my dad could punch me in the face that I did not do that because I was in a rush but how would that have helped because I could have been like here if I don't know if it got hit or not right because I didn't I didn't crash that car right but uh

if it was hit or if it was like that before I don't know because I didn't take the oh you're saying it could have been like that yeah they were like was it like this before and I was like I don't know oh oh oh The second time I got rear-ended because someone was playing Pokemon Go. Yeah, but that's like fine. That's totally fine. And in that situation,

my car was totaled. That was awesome. I've never totaled the car. I've never... I guess not totaled. It's totaled like you actually can't drive it. It's like it costs more to fix it than it does to just buy a new car.

No, it wasn't totaled. It just high... Oh, no, it costs more to fix it than the car's worth. Right. So you would just get a new car? Yeah, you would sell it off as is. Oh, no. know that didn't happen but I did have to get a rental car okay in that situation yeah yeah totally

what else was I going to say there's no way of knowing that's so true okay what's next on your on your mind next guys I'm gonna take a little intermission do you got a pee okay maybe throw up really I don't know I think you're having an anxiety attack I'm not I know I've had an anxiety attack anxiety attacks make me want to curl up into a ball and be rolled down a bone alley into pens. Oh, see, I always puke. Always. I love the human experience. It's so different for everybody. Okay, go to

the bathroom. Totally. I've passed out. Like, full to the ground two times. My head hit the ground. Boof. I've boofed two times in my life. And one, I was, whoa, forgot how to talk for like four seconds there. Your mouth was just moving?

That was really, that was like. You go, whoa, that was really weird. Anyway, I was seeing Black Swan. So whenever that was, I think I was in high school. And I had just been in- I thought you meant, I'm so sorry to keep interrupting. No worries.

I thought you meant instead of like, I was seeing stars. I thought you were saying, I was seeing Black Swans. I was like, oh, you were on acid. No, I was at the movie theater seeing Black Swan. And it was that scene where I was also in a hot tub all day. And it was that scene where she like peels back her fingernail. and I got like I was like oh I'm going to throw up stood up and I was like oh my god no this isn't throw up like this is this is something else and I like didn't know what and this movie theater was like an

old like opera house it's gorgeous like these gorgeous high ceilings and these like spiral staircases and at the top of the spiral staircases of the bathroom and that's where I was trying to get to kind of like puke or something I don't know what was happening and right at the bottom of the spiral staircases the concession stands So like people are behind the concession stand. And I get to the bottom of the steps to walk up and I just pass out at the bottom of the stairs. And they were just looking at me, not doing a thing. So I come to and I'm like, and I'm crawling, crawling up the stairs.

Like I have no idea what's going on. I'm so out of it. Crawling. They're watching me crawl up the stairs. Not doing anything. I get to the bathroom eventually and just like pass out. And then call my dad. And then my dad.

You booped it? I moved. My dad comes, walks up the spiral stairs to retrieve me. We walk down the spiral stairs together and I'm like hanging on him out of it. And the people at the concession stand have not done a thing. They're just watching. A lot of times you're not dealing with employee the month in terms of health services at the concession stand. Are you okay?

And I was like stumbling falling. Like call 911. I was fine. I did. But like, maybe they should have, like in a situation like that, if someone's passing out in front of you

can't stand up, call them a line. I was dehydrated. Maybe they could sense that you were going to be okay. You're a fighter. I'm not a fighter. Corny posted the funniest thing. The other day,

she has mono. And she's like, I always thought, like, if I had like a serious illness, I'd fight. But after five days of mono, I can tell you I'd give up.

in one second. Yeah, it's comforting. If I were critically ill. Me too, by the way. It's comforting to know that your body would just kind of give out. It's kind of nice to know that. You're like, oh, no, I'm scared. I'm going to fight through this.

I don't think I don't think I'm up for the challenge. I would not be lighter. You just reminded me. This is not the same thing because it was definitely alcohol related. But sophomore year of college, I had this huge calculus class that was like a big lecture hall. And I'm sitting in this class. I was so hung over and I literally was like, oh no, oh no, yeah, I'm going to throw up.

And it was like a, it was like stadium seating. And the building itself was to, you walk and you go to the right stadium or left stadium. But it was stadium seating and then that's, and then there's like a lobby in the middle. And I ran out to go throw up and I only made it to the trash can. And I threw up in the trash can. And I looked up and it's glass. It's glass. And there's a, how did you freaking know that?

Was there? Yeah. A campus tour of parents and kids. I threw up twice and I look up like this. It's glass. Yeah. And the whole thing, it was like the kid that was giving the tour, looking at them. And the whole tour was like, my head's in the trash can.

I came up like, oh, thank God I made it to the trash can. I look over. Welcome to the 40 acres. If I were on that tour, I wouldn't have come to the school. Because I have such a thing about throwing up. Well, you know, after my fear of thinking I did 9-11, was like my era of being scared that I was gonna throw up at all time.

The grocery store. Oh, did I tell the story already? Really? Oh, can I tell it again? Yeah, the platform is all yours. Oh, I can't believe I told that already. Well, basically, I was in the grocery store with my mom one day and someone had thrown up

on the floor of that grocery store. And that was just like our neighborhood grocery store. I would not go anywhere near that grocery store for years. And my mom was like, literally have to because there's no other place for me to get the organic grass-fed chicken that I need because it was like the healthy food store. And I was like, well, that sucks because I cannot be within a mile or I will throw up. Yeah. Because you convince yourself that like if I'm in

a situation where there's throw up like I'm going to have to throw up as well. Wait. Because that's how the mind works. Similar thought process of 9-11. Chickens don't eat grass. So I don't know. I don't know. grass fed whatever. I was just, it was me illustrating that she needed organic. I thought you were like, mom only bought grass fed chickens. I was like, well, whatever. Organic, grass fed, whatever. She needed the healthy.

I was just trying to picture a chicken eating grass. I don't think that. I don't know. I don't think they do that. I don't know. But wouldn't go back in that food store. Small handfuls of grass no longer than a couple inches are safe and healthy enough for your hens. However, anything longer than that is likely to cause problems, making them

ill in extreme cases causing death. Okay, good enough. Take that. Maybe someone needed that. Maybe. And then, Dr. Lori, my therapist took me back to that grocery store, made me touch the spot. Didn't help. But that's exposure therapy for you.

Exposure therapy. Yeah. Conversion therapy. No. Exposure. Well, good. And look at you now. Look at me now.

Exactly the same. Yes. No, I wouldn't, I would go back to the food store now. I wouldn't like it, though. The one from your child? It's closed. And I think I know. why didn't pass the health inspection probably because there's vomit on the floors that's sick totally

um okay well what do you say we dive in to some turn of okay who did you watch the golden globe last night no i did i mean i saw everybody going but i i didn't some good takeaways for us yeah go go ahead walk me through them and i'll have i'll have opinions on stuff um germy allen white won for the bear well deserved Awesome. And his speech was so sweet because at the end he thanked his wife who he loves. He said something about like from the bottom of my bones or what's the expression like in my bones through every inch of my bones or something? Something gave me goosebumps the way he spoke about his wife that he loves through every inch of his bones.

Gooseys. And then, oh, he's so sweet. Wait, is he? He's like five, seven. He looks like Gene Wilder and Dustin Hoffman. That's not Willie Wonka? No, that's Jeremy Allen White. Oh, they really should consider dropping.

They really should consider CGIing Jeremy Allen White over Timothy Shalmeh and the new Willy Wonka that comes out this year. He is incredible. And then at the end, after he thanked everyone, he like kind of... Did you eat my gumdrop buttons? Oh, that's a gobshoppers. That was Shrek, Junior Breadman. Yeah.

So he kind of walked off stage at the end after thanking everyone. And then he comes back to the mic and goes, also, I love acting. And it was so cute. That's cute. Marcel lost Not everyone can understand art Not everyone It's not for everybody

That's fine you're wrong but that's fine You're wrong at the end It's fine Pinocchio Excuse me Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio one Which I haven't seen But I'm gonna

The animated one? Yeah it was in the animated category Can we pull up an image of that Because I need to be reminded Because I know that there was one That was making its rounds on Twitter No it's not that one It's not that one

It's not that one one it's not that one is it? I didn't even know about this no this it can't be this is giving like James and the giant peach animation style oh I need to watch this maybe

yeah I'm gonna oh from the director of the shape of water have you seen the shape of water great movie that's great it deserved every award um okay cool I thought this was the one that was like but father I want to I want to go out and be on my own no it wasn't that one there were a few Pinocchioes this year randomly wow

that's super weird Oh, it's on Netflix. Okay, good to know. Yeah, I'll watch that. It kind of is the same vibe as where the wild things are, which is one of my favorite movies. Really? I don't think the movie was good because the book was so phenomenal that I just don't feel like it. The book was a real thinker.

The book, like if I get another tattoo, I would do, I would get Max. Because that book inspired me. And I think is the reason that I have so many, like, delusion. fantasies. Max is the blueprint. I'm associating. Wait, don't look. Guess when it came out?

Where the wild things are? Yeah, the movie. I know that I saw it. I think I was in eighth grade because I saw it with my dad and these boys from my middle. Put it out. Maybe like 2008 or nine. Well done. 2009.

Yeah. See, I don't know why it gives me. I think because I still haven't in my old age, I haven't figured out like what the deeper meaning behind where the wild thing. I just gave myself goosebumps. Like, it's about imagination. And Max being the blueprint for completely building your own world in your head. So I am going to get a tattoo of Max out of respect.

Okay, great. For creating different worlds in my head as well. Yeah. Awesome. These beasts are just so... Oh, I have this coffee. I have this, but this is my coffee table book, by the way. Where the wild things are?

Yeah. I love how people usually have, like, Wes Anderson or, like, these, like, Annie Leibowitz-style books on their coffee table. Mine's where the wild things are. Do me a favor. Bring that next week. And I want to, like, read it for bonus. Like a little bit of it.

Like, you're in preschool and I'm your teacher reading that as I would, my preschoolers. Totally. Anyways, back to golfing clothes. Oh, damn. Shoot. What else happened? Jeremy Allen White won. Marcel lost.

Evan won for Dahmer. Needed to win. And I thought he gave a really. really like good succinct speech. Can I say something about that? Yeah. Okay. I know that also White Lotus won over Dahmer in terms of like story storyline was it or something?

They were. I don't know. I don't think they were in the same category. No, it was. Oh, maybe just like show. Best screen play? I don't know. Best limited series, anthology series or television movie picture.

I think that that makes sense. I think the acting was like unbelievable, but it was like based on true facts. So they didn't have to write that. There's no plot twist and dommer, you know? Like, it happened. Right. So they didn't have to write that much, except the nuances of, like, day to day.

But White Lotus, where I can give them a nod is in terms of the plot. Yeah. And the storyline. I think the acting was really good, too, for a couple people. Evan's speech was really good because he, it was, like, the shortest one by far. Like, everybody else was really, like, speaking over the music. And then, like, the music just stopped because they were, like, Okay, this person's still going.

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and also really, really hard for a lot of people to watch. But I hope that it did like one shred of good. And then just like walked off and it was kind of powerful. He's not a talker though. I don't think so. Was he still in character kind of? Well, it seems like Dahmer like really fucked him up because he said when he was up there was like,

thank you to everyone who like picked me up. when I fell down. Which like a, yeah, that's gonna fuck you up if your method. Yeah, like, scary. I kind of want to like go into hiding for a year and be like, sorry, I was method acting for a role, but the movie got canceled.

You could. Hey, you're sorry. I was method acting for a role and just be like a fucking asshole forever and be like, sorry, I'm still recovering from method acting. Right. Everything everywhere all at once won a lot. You still haven't seen that, right? No, I watched it.

Oh, you did? Yeah. What'd you think? I cried at the end. Yeah, of course. But I didn't... Like, I get it? Wait, why did people like it so much?

Like, it doesn't seem like a really mass appeal movie to me. Also, I had to sign up for freaking ABC Plus or whatever to watch it. I think they like... It was like the first of its kind. It was literally... What kind? What is the genre? Everything and everywhere all at one.

Totally. It was just like... Usually, like, anytime you see a movie or... or hear a song nowadays, a version of that exists. And it's, like, built off of something. The storyline already exists. A part of the beat already exists. Whatever, this was just, like, completely new.

So, you know, stuff like that gives me, like, major, major anxiety. Stuff like, what? New stuff? No, just, like, infinity and, like, worlds and space and, like, trap. Like, that kind of stuff gives me... Yeah. Bibbs. Yeah.

I thought it was well. I thought it was good. I think that there was something with, like... Like, it was a real, uh, testament on, like, Asian relationships and, like, family, like, family stuff. There, it literally was everything. Everywhere all at once. That's the thing. Okay. You keep saying that.

I know. It doesn't really hold any water. Doesn't hold any water? Water, sandy. A watch, a water. That's everywhere all at once. That's everywhere, everything all at once. It's a watch, a wallet, a waffle.

Water! You should be a film critic No, I'm just a hater I don't think you're hate You liked it Yeah, no, I did like it I thought it was really good I think that there are parts

I just don't understand And that's okay That is okay You're not gonna understand everything And neither am I I'm not gonna understand Everything everywhere all at once Yeah, exactly

Okay, I thought that that I saw that girl's I forget her name But I saw that girl's self-tape Or audition for that role It was freaking awesome Which girl? The main character. The mom of the daughter.

Oh, I... You should watch it. It's on Twitter. I'd like to. I guess that's really kind of it. Yeah, okay, cool. Well, I mean, I didn't really watch any besides all of our friends and peers at, uh, on the red carpet. They looked really good.

Everybody looked really good. Oh. Yeah. Did you not think so? No, I did. I... Not that we're at the caliber to be invited to something like that. Go on.

Please. But if we ever were. I don't know what I would do to be in the same room, specifically as Andrew Garfield. Like, I could be in a room with a lot of people. I wouldn't go say hi or anything. We were about 50 feet away from Taylor Swift for like an hour and a half. I don't care.

Andrew Garfield specifically, like, that would do something to me that I can't. I don't want to know what would happen. Like, him over anyone. Yeah. If it's not you, it's... Wait. You are the only...

If it's not you, it's not you, it's not you. It's not anyone. Yeah. That's a good song. One of the best. That album is awesome. If you, what is the song with, or the music video with Diane Keaton in it? Ghost of You.

Diane Keaton's in that? Fuck yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. I'll settle for the ghost of you. It's Diane Keaton in that. I had no idea. I haven't seen the movie video. Fantastic. It gives me crying vibes.

Also, holy. Makes me want to become a priest. At Justin Bieber's church. You know I went to that. I went to that church with Justin Bieber's church in West Hollywood at the Sabin Theater. What were you doing? I was just going with my friends that go there. And I went twice.

This was a couple years ago. And one of the times, one at the times, Bieber and Haley sat right in front of me. And then he like went up on stage and like sang. And like no one's there to take pictures. What do you think? I don't know. Praise.

Praise. Praise. Holy. It wasn't out yet. Wow. Me, thanks. Anyways, current events. Things are happening all over.

First of all, I'm going to dive into Science Corner because this is an important one that we should all take heed. The ozone layer is set to heal in the next couple decades. How fantastic is that? Greta, congrats. Yes. Thank you, Greta. Thanks, Greta. She's been doing so much.

This is what happens. Yeah, seriously. What a year for Greta. I agree. Can you explain how it was her that healed the ozone layer? She's just like keeps talking about it. Okay, here's a question for you. What is the ozone layer? To the best of your ability, define ozone layer.

Sure. So the atmosphere is like an ogre. Oghers have layers. Like an onion? Okay. For me... Like a glass onion. Yeah. that's what the ozone layer means to you.

Glass onion. Glass onion. Where is it? Is it a location? That's my question. Yeah, sure. It's several locations. There's the troposphere, which is up there. Atmosphere, the ozone, the frozone. Where's my super suit?

There's a couple more, but I don't want to get into all of them. For me, wait, I don't want to see it yet. For me, the ozone layer is actually a, a place in Antarctica. I do think you can go see it in Antarctica. And it is just one of the layers of the atmosphere that

you can see in Antarctica. I really believe that. Like the northern lights? What do you mean? I think there's a hole in Antarctica or something. There was and it's healing. That's what that's where it is. Yeah, the hole in the ozone layers in Antarctica. It's like south, I believe. It's in an icy

space. You can't see it. No, you can see something. There's something in Antarctica that has to do with the ozone layer that you can see. The ozone, you know what? The ozone is different for everybody. Okay, I'm ready to learn. Okay, so we've got surface level. The ozone.

Smog. Wait, what? This is, oh, it's the stratosphere. The ozone is... The closest one to... Oh, so there's a troposphere that goes 10 miles up. Oh, no, the troposphere. Stratospheric ozone is now where one layer above that,

and the stratosphere goes all the way up. So there's only two levels. Okay. What if we just googled what is the ozone layer? Because I don't know enough. It protects us from the rays of the sun. Then can you Google ozone layer Antarctica picture location? Layer thin part of the earth's atmosphere absorbs almost all of the sun's harmful ultraviolet lights.

Okay. So it's not a location. No, not a location. Then what's something's in Antarctica that that's where the, if you look at this map to the right, you'll see that where it's being depleted. is Antarctica. Can you Google, can you see the hole in the ozone layer, Antarctica? I want to like experience what you're thinking it is. Have you ever seen, you haven't?

I know the answer. Is there a whole, the hole in the ozone layer, the portion of, it's continuing to, the hole over Antarctica had an average area of 8.91 million square miles. Great. But I think you. Thank you. It's still in the final quarter of 22, scientists from an hour. and blah blah blah the hole in the ozone layers continuing to shrink the whole lies above

Antarctica Brooke okay this is can I just answer your question yeah I think I know it you can't see it no but there's this movie called Angels in America we had to read the play in high school it's one of the best plays and in it um one of the women goes to the hole in the ozone layer in Antarctica however she is experiencing delusions so maybe it wasn't real. I just remember thinking in high school, okay, the ozone is a place that she's visiting. However, it was in her head. So, awesome. That's where I was getting my information. Hey, we have prided ourselves on, prid. We prid. The word you're looking for? Prid. Thank you. There is a reason we got a letter from Harvard today. And it's because of Science Corner. Yes. Yeah, we print ourselves on learning as we go, learning on the move. Someone begged us to Google.

I said, we are utilizing Google in real time. And we get to all be a part of this journey together, et cetera. There are very few situations in which you're not going to be able to just bring up Google. And that's what I would always say during tests. You're not going to have a calculator in your pocket. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Yeah, I am. Yeah. Okay, one more pop culture thing. I want to talk about Maddie Healy's latest performance. Oh, I didn't, I think I did see this actually. Maddie Healy. Finger sucking? Was he sucking on someone's thumb?

Yes. RIP is Sigmund Fried. Freud? You would have loved this. Me or Sigmund? Sigmund. Yeah. Yeah, so he's kind of elevated from kissing people.

It's all during the same song. It's all during robbers. He was kissing and now he's thumb-sucking. So walk me through what you're thinking when you kind of see this. display. Okay, I'm going to do both sides here, ready? Yeah. One, he's kind of just in the moment.

He's experiencing, he's allowing others to experience kind of how he's feeling during robbers. Maybe he's feeling we're all, one, I want to suck on everybody's body parts. Cool, take. Two, I'm like, you're at a concert.

Ew, like, what the fuck. It's disgusting. Let me explain something. you. It's performance art. This show is performance art. The first half of the show is him just like drinking and kind of

coming to terms with being a rock star and the second half of the show is his like redemption story like getting his act together but the first act is like for lack of a better word like he is like being sloppy kind of like so is this first or second? This is first

so he's kind of embracing that like rock star drunk. Cool Yeah. Oh, that's important to know. Yeah, it really is. So performance art. And I think it's awesome. Okay, cool.

Yeah, no, I didn't know that. That's great. I'm not saying I wouldn't do it. Right. I was feeling myself. You would for sure suck someone's fingers. Hits and everybody. Sucking on everybody's toes.

You would suck. Yeah, you would. Yeah. I was so bummed that they weren't on the Coachella lineup because I had this whole fantasy that I was going to knit, like, something that would get Maddie's attention, and he would, like, suck my fingers to the bone. because of my knit.

And so now I can't live that out, which blows. This is a space of manifestation. I'm sure that at some level that will come true. I gotta get this piece of dust out of your hair. There's been so much dust in my hair all day to day and yesterday, and I showered this morning. I don't know where it's coming from because I just lint-rolled all my walls. No, no, not with that because there's going to be more dust on that.

No, I haven't touched this. I'll get it out of my hair. No, no, come on. No, no, I don't. This is going to get suck in my hair. No, Connor, it hurts. Connor. Oh, weird.

I got it. It worked. Okay. Well. I'm so pro-Maddie Healy finger-sucking. It's insane. That's great. And what you're going to get here at B&CMAP is a dichotomy of man.

We're going to see Maddie Healy suck on people's fingers. We're going to have discussions about that. And we're going to see both sides. Just like we're going to see the ozone layer. In Antarctica. In Antarctica. and we're going to discuss that and it's okay to see both sides of that as well

because we believe in science but more importantly we believe in in discourse. Doors scores? Yeah. Which is awesome. Which is cool of us and lay back and chill.

Yeah. Damn. Good to know. Guys, wash your hands. I can't say that. I actually am kind of if you're the like your number one celebrity crush

sucked on your finger like would you like not wash your hand so that like their saliva would just like be on your finger forever or would you never mind what

would you like put your finger in your mouth so you could like kiss them saliva to saliva contact you would just wash your hands I would just go on my normal washing hands regimen knowing that at one point my finger was in their mouth that's enough for me I don't know if I'd try to preserve

or like shove my whole hand down my throat. And that's something we'll never know until I get my fingers sucked by Maddie Healey. Let's end the podcast. Get fingers sucked to do list. I just wanted to say how weird it is that. Remember right when we started the podcast and we were talking about Eminem so much

and the green Eminem being such a woke queen? And then who's that anxiety? Orange. Orange. Orange Eminem has anxiety. They are releasing an all-female Eminem's package on the anniversary of our first podcast last year. That's perfect.

I want to think someone at Eminem's HQ, Eminem's HQ, maybe is that Hershey, Mars, saw us and said, you know what? We're supporting women and we're flipping the status quo. We're going to make this... 140 calorie per serving, three servings for pack for some reason, all female.

I wish they would do it with the peanut M&M so I could support women while enjoying my favorite type of M&M. So you really, like beggars can't be choosers. It's just in this situation. Oh my God. Yes, yes, they can. They totally can. Yeah. Awesome.

They do have it in peanut M&Ms as well, and that's just something interesting here. You'll be sure to buy me a pack. I'll be sure to do that. As you support women. Yeah. including me um something about the green and men i hate sorry so i guess i don't support all women and i've said earlier in this podcast i don't think we need to support all women no and i'm agreeing

with you okay why aren't you supporting this woman uh i'm i'm a good vibe reader and i don't get good vibes from green she's uh there's evil afoot there's something nefarious about her that i don't love what is it i don't always know but i'm usually right interesting yeah Okay. But I could be wrong. We'll never know. We'll never know. We'll never know.

Guess what? 2023 is the year of never knowing. And kind of being chill with that. It is the year of being capital C chill. It's also the year of realizing things. What was actually the year of realizing things? I've had a couple years of realizing things. This has already been like a big month of realizing things for me.

What have you realized? Stuff, like lots of stuff. things as well. Interesting. I've realized stuff too. Cool. Yeah. Did you see Eric and Eric Andre

and Emily Ratatatatatatatsky coming out of that restaurant together? Yes. That's like the worst in terms of like the phenomenon of like funny guys getting supermodel girls. This is the most intense juxtaposition of that.

I don't think he's bad looking. No, I don't either. But it just like he's definitely goofy he's goofball but I feel like he can be serious too he's being funny right there I can tell I think this is a

big juxtapism do you think this could be potentially a publicity stunt because I do why is you wearing a Hawaiian shirt it's so cold out? I don't know I don't really feel like he would be the one to do a publicity stunt with I do because I think he's pretty famous

but like no one realizes how famous he is oh I think he could be more famous than Emily Radda-Dadeau. I don't think so. Emily Andre. Emily Radda-Andre. Romre. Rondreikowski.

No, I don't think it's a publicity stunt. Anyways, I think that's really interesting, and I don't think that it plays so much into, like, the funny guy, funny, ugly guy. I don't think he's ugly, but... I'm not saying that any of the guys are ugly. I'm just saying that they are in a completely different tier than the woman. Hmm. Like a different genre. Different genre.

It's genre crossing. Oh, okay. Well, to follow up on your Lewis Capaldi prediction for this year. Yeah, he already has a hot girlfriend. He's dating someone who probably I would define as like a supermodel. Do we have a, can we pull up a picture? Or was it on a story or what? I mean, it was his Instagram story, and I guess it's not confirmed that was his girlfriend,

but you could imagine. One could only imagine. Conclusions could be drawn from that. You don't really, you don't hard launch somebody in that way. Right, you don't. After we've made. made a prediction, you don't post something like that. It's pretty damning.

It was just like a close-up picture of her, like, cuddled in her jacket, like, and they were on a walk. Like, you would never post that about a girl you weren't seeing. No. Unless it was your daughter. Yeah. Could he have a daughter? He couldn't.

Okay. He's goofy enough and has the voice of an angel enough to where I'd be like, I could see, that's two checks. Also, nicest guy ever. Great dude. He's a great dude. really is. We say from personal experience.

Personal experience. He dealt with me blackout drunk. Yeah. Which is an insane experience for anyone else to have. Yeah, I agree. You know that I have my stand-up tonight, my show at Aviator Nation in Malibu. With freaking Trevor Wallace and all these people that I follow on Instagram. And I didn't know that it was such a big deal and it is.

And I haven't written my set yet. And it's in six hours. You wrote your whole set. You're lying. No, I haven't memorized it yet. Okay, we'll do that in the bonus. We'll practice it. Yeah.

Here, I'm going to call you. Okay. It's just so good. And as a reminder, this is when I was taking pictures with Lewis Capaldi and Connor wanted to take pictures with someone too. So he pulled this woman off the street. So? Nothing. Nothing wrong with that.

It just gets me ever. I haven't been to that bond. Did you shit? Oh, that's not with Louis Capaldi? No, it's the woman. Oh, well, that's when. This is the state that I met Lewis can follow in, so hats off to you, Louis. Hello?

Go for Connor. I'll go for Brooke. You called? I heard about your rash. Did you? Yeah. Who told you? I don't have anything to say.

Oh, damn. I was thinking of something. Okay, see ya. I used to have a whole Instagram dedicated to the different rashes that I would get. I always used to get a rash the first time I got in the lake that I lived on in the summer. first time I would always get the it was like my summer

solstice rash I'd be like oh it's summer that's my first rash rash time and it was a mysterious rash and it was never diagnosed I still get it to this day

I think that they're made I think it might be like allergic to the lake that's very possible yeah okay well on on the bonus time

and in the bonus we're going to practice your stand-up set yeah and oh that's it. Yeah, okay.

We'll be seeing you guys. Thanks for listening. This week on close friends. Hi guys, welcome to Bone Zone. We aren't the Bone Zone. We're close friends. My parents are in an open relationship. They're divorced.

No. Connor. No. No. Really? My nut is checking my email. Sorry, guys. My left nut was diving into my inbox just now.

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