Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Maybe Worry Darling

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

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Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. Should I say Where I might be going soon? Or do you think that's jinxing or is it manifesting? I think it's manifesting. Okay, I got invited to the Don't Ari Darling premiere That's amazing.

In New York. But they ghosted me. So I don't know if I'm going anymore. But I think I'm going, which is wild. I think that you should say you're going because that was the last you heard. Yeah, I don't know. They haven't gotten back to me, but it's very possible

that I might be there to kind of see all this unfold in person and they'll be there too should we call some shots should we do like a fantasy football-esque prediction

for what's going to happen yeah I mean hopefully this time Harry and Nick will kiss with tongue maybe and that's all I could hope for flagging a few things before we get started first

Let's get some, let's air out. Let's air out a few of our dirty laundries. First, my hair might be looking different to some of you because I have my new Apple headphones that I love and don't want to part with. So Ryan kind of figured out a way I could wear them on the podcast with this lightning adapter. So my hair might be looking a little different because of the way the headphones are falling on my hair. It's nothing to worry about. Second of all, I'm wearing a scort, not a skirt.

For those of you who might be wondering Why would she wear a skirt Sitting in that position Because we need the view Right, but it's not It's not a skirt It's a scort For those of you that don't know what a skirt

Is there are shorts under my skirt So don't get any ideas Welcome back to Brooklyn Connor Mitchell podcast We have not been Physically in the same room together For about three weeks The last two episodes you saw Were pre-recorded

It feels that way. It definitely isn't like, oh, muscle memory, like riding a bike. I feel shy around you. Yeah. I feel, I feel queasy. Yeah.

Like, I almost think that we need, like, small talk. I know. I know. What makes me nervous whenever I, like, do a podcast, or, like, I'm in the car with someone, or just, like, kind of, like, in an enclosed space with someone, I'm always, like, what do I say? And in therapy, too.

I'm like, what do I say if I have to go to the bathroom? Do you have to? I don't right now, but it's like, what if I do? That's like what always makes me nervous about podcasts and stuff like that. I get that way on planes. Uh-huh. But I've recently gotten over that. I guess I just have to say, excuse me, I'm going to run to the rest of it.

I have to, you have to put you first. Yeah. So that's what's causing me a little bit of anxiety. Yeah. You have to put yourself first or else you'll end up with a tract infection. Yes, of course. Trust me. Yeah.

Okay. Are you noticing anything kind of different about me? You look tan. Thank you. I lost a tooth this weekend. You're kidding. No, swear to God. Open your mouth.

You might be looking at me saying, aren't you a little too old to be losing teeth? Yeah. Open your mouth. You'd be right. I can't show you. I have to see. So technically I didn't lose a tooth, but I'm going to break it down for you. I have that root canal here up left.

Yeah. I was having the time of my life. kind of drinking. I always get to the bottom of the drink and I chew on the ice. It's my go-to. I can't chew on ice since shipping down my whole box. Guess what? I can't either because my cap falls out.

Fell into my drink. I'm talking to three people I didn't know that well. And I said, I'm either going to have to like fish my tooth out of this cocktail or just like try to. I would have swallowed it like a pill. Yeah. So I get it back in my mouth. But then I can't get it back. on the tooth. How would you have even

done that if you could? Good with you could get your filling back on your tooth using only your tongue. Wow, girl. And and, and I did. Really? Yes. For a moment. And then I

said, I didn't actually not even for a moment. I had it on the whole rest of the night. And then I took it out that night because I was like this pops off in the middle of the night. I'm going to swallow it. You can just take it back off? Like, Well, once it comes off, it's like not glued in anymore. I've never had one.

I have perfect teeth. I have like nine. I don't know. Gerd. Gert, totally. Sorry to bring up GERD. So we went and got a cassidia the next morning breakfast cassidia. And with open face, new style of cassidia that I had not known about until this week.

How would you even just tortilla on the bottom? You don't wrap it up. Yeah. You kind of just eat at it like a pizza. Yeah. With a fork? I rolled it up. Okay.

But it was served open face. Anyway, so I'm, yeah, open face. Let's see if we have any visuals for open, open face case it is. It is like a Mexican pizza. I guess that is, I guess Taco Bell got ahead of me with that discovery. But I, so I take out my tooth and I put it on my plate to be safe. So it wasn't on the table because it didn't need to pop back into my mouth after the meal. I brought flossers, of course.

Of course. As always. I get up to go to the restroom and I come back and the waiter has. in fact cleared our plates while I was in the restroom. Throwing away my $800 crown. I was going to ask, could the dentist reuse that? Yes. Or you would, okay, so that is a shame.

And I said, sir, you threw away my tooth. He should have known. He was like, there was nothing on your plate. You cleared that Mexican case at the end. And I was like, at this point, everybody in the restaurant, it's not like a big restaurant. Everyone was kind of looking at us. And he was like, what was on your plate?

What was on your plate? And I was like, and I was trying to mouth it to him. And he's like, your tooth was, I checked the plate. There was nothing on the plate. I was like, sir, the tooth was on the plate. And he's like, well, I already took this place back. And I was like, they get handed off. And I was like, can I need to go back in?

And he was like, you can go back in and look. The tooth is gone. In the incinerator. Oh, no. Shoot. So I just was out and, you know, the world. Can I see what it looks like? No.

I'm so sorry. Connor, you've showed me, this has happened to you before, and I've seen it. I can't let your live reaction of what's underneath the crown. Moeller be on, I'll show you here.

Okay. You really have to hold it together, though. Okay, okay, I will. It's foul. Like, it's something that I, it's probably the least favorite thing about myself at the current. At least no one can see it

unless they're looking in your mouth like I'm about to. Just show me. I won't. I won't. I can't. No, no, you have to. No, I can't.

No, you have to. show me oh it's not like so bad it's not horrible let's move on okay I kind of like lost my bearings a bit yeah so I don't have a dentist in L.A so I haven't gone to the dentist now I actually that's something I have and I have insurance now yeah that's nice that's nice good for you okay but I don't have I don't have dental insurance because as it turns out it's sometimes they don't recommend dental insurance if you're just well for you probably but I'm high risk because you have You're high risk and you go a lot. I don't.

So I don't need dental insurance. It's just more efficient to pay out of pocket. Yeah, but you probably do. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I got that dog in me. Yeah.

Well, did anything else fun happen while you were in New York and away this weekend or these past few weekends besides losing your tooth? Yeah. So I went, I left on the 19th. That was the last time we were here in person. Yeah. And then I went to my grandma's house in Michigan, Upper Michigan. I posted Upper Michigan on Instagram. It looks so beautiful.

Who knew that upper Michigan was that beauty? And a lot of people were like, don't blow up the spot. I'm like, trust me, no one's coming all the way up here. Like, I'm not going to like, it's not a new island in Turks and Kegos where I'm going to like expose the locals. Like, it would be okay if a little bit more people went up there. It's really cool though. Like it's, it just only has probably like a month of really solid, swimable weather,

which is why we go up there so we can like hike and swim. But I don't have service at all up there because I had Sprint, which merged with T-Mobile, which made it like a hybrid of two sucky things. We're not dealing with employee the month in terms of carriers. So I was not able to access like any internet. Right. I know. Which is nice if you do it intentionally, but if not, it feels like you're in a straight jacket.

Yeah. Really scary. But it was good. So my grandma, the way she talks about death is unbelievable. Like just like, I really want you to play cards with me tonight. we play all kinds of cards up there because she doesn't have Wi-Fi. Right. Wow. No Wi-Fi.

Wow. When I needed to send an email during those five days or check Slack, I had to drive to McDonald's, which was 20 minutes away. That is really wild. It's not like everybody in this town doesn't have Wi-Fi, but she's like, I don't need it. Okay, so how does she talk about death? She's just like play cards with me before I die? She's like, I really, I mean, like, we should get in as much as we can before I go to

the other side. And I'm like, Grandma, it's like so unnecessary to mention you're passing. but she's like comfortable with it right i think at that age you're just like okay some sometimes yeah which is i would imagine that is something i will be comfortable with at the time yeah because you love napping i know and i think at like 90 it's just like okay also no no sweating no yeah just like i'm ready that is scary to talk about yeah it's a little scary yeah um but like let's be solution focus and not problem oriented. But yeah, so I did that for a week and then at that point was like so ready to be

stimulated because it was a small town, upper Michigan, no service. It was awesome that we had, you found some hobbies while you were there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. You're keeping us very much on track today. Well, I want to talk about them because I'm so, so excited for you. Yeah.

Yeah. So I've struggled with hobbies because I was like, I have no hobbies. But I started. I'm obsessed with like mushrooms Not like psychedelics But like we were fine We went out like looking for these certain types of mushrooms That we read about and we found out

And do you have a book that you're looking at kind of when you go looking No we had well we had some people that we met like while hiking And they were like yeah there's these mushrooms like everywhere You can go find them and they all do different stuff I don't know and they're called certain stuff and we found them It was cool to go look at it was always my favorite part of being a preschool teacher Was when like we would read about something and then we could actually go find it in nature.

And the kids were just like the excitement and joy when they would find it. Like that is something I miss deeply. I think that's probably what it sparked. Because then we move right from there, Michigan has the best rocks. You know? What makes them different than just rocks that you would find? Do you know those like rocks that you cut open and it's like a, it's like almost. Granite?

No, it's called agates. Oh, no. And you cut them. No, I don't know them. Oh. That's what I'm saying. I was like, was that a bad word? No.

And so when you cut them open, they're like that. Yeah, that's beautiful. But on the outside, they look like shitty little, like stupid. They look stupid on the outside. But on the inside, you just so you know, you have to know. It's what's on the inside that counts. Not always, but I agree with rocks. But I, uh, anyways, it's really hard to find them.

You kind of have to know what you're looking for. And I found my, I feel like they look cool from the outside. That's when you put them through, like, like a rock tumbling and it tumbles him for hours. And they come out looking like rocks, you buy at a gift shop. But it means a lot more to find them by yourself. Yeah.

How would you know that they're, what they are? My dad's dad used to take him out to look for agates. And then my dad learned how to get it. I have goosebumps. Yeah. So we found a bot. Or we found,

my dad finds him like from so far away and finds him, picks him up. I'm like, is this one? He's like, no. This one, no. It's giving the same vibe. It's like holding the flashlight for your dad

while he fixes something in a car. But now I like it. That's awesome. And I have, you sent the cutest photos of you with mushrooms. See, I couldn't even see the most of those. Yeah,

because you didn't have service. I was just, we were all missing you, so I needed to kind of share that. That blur. When I was doing that, I was like, I'm having so much fun. This is so cool.

This is a hobby. Yeah. I could do this. L.A. doesn't really have any rocks. Well, we could go to some like national parks or something. You could go a road trip. Yeah, I'm down.

Okay. I'm super down. But then I'm, I was thinking about how cool it would be. I think they're coming out with so many shows lately. They are. I'd watch a show about stuff people find on the ground. I love nature shows.

Well, in general, like if you're in New York... You could make your own show of stuff you find on the ground. Like a vlog. Comedians finding cool stuff. Comedians grabbing... Do geology. Comedians grabbing cool things off the ground. I think that would be really fun and I could set up for you like I used to set up for my preschoolers, like a treasure hunt.

Like a scavenger hunt. It has to feel really. scavener hunt. Trust me, it'll feel real. So I think... If it... I can smell fake from a mile away. What would be fake about it? I'm not setting up anything. I'm actually like doing research, figuring

out in the area we're going. I didn't realize that... I didn't realize that seriously you're going to take it. Okay. No, I'm taking it very seriously. Remember that dog and grand animals? What are the little pets? I don't know. I never... I never watched that. Paw Patrol? No, those little animals you buy.

Neopats? Neopets? Webkins? Webkins. And there's that geologist guy that was... Yes, and everyone was like, he's so hot. Hey, come tell me here. At the mine.

Come sell me your rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You found a special... Yeah, yeah. You found a special gym. Let me buy that gym off you. Yeah, yeah. That's what I kind of felt like.

I'm like, I can find this guy. I found him, yeah. Okay, anyways, rocks. That's really good. Okay, and then you went to New York. Yeah, then I went to New York. It was great. It was so much fun.

I have so much fun in New York. Yeah. But that's really all that... I didn't do anything. Filmed a lot of YouTube content. Good. That's awesome. That'll be edited as soon as I have 17 hours to watch, you know.

Uh-huh. And then Hamptons. And that's it. And that's where my tooth fill out. You know, I've never been to the Hamptons. That was my first time. Really? Well, I'm, like, from a few hours away, so it's like, you should go to the Hampton.

Yeah. I just can't. I haven't been. Maybe one day. You know what I was thinking? Like, I thought the Hamptons was, like, big, like, it was like small town, cute. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I'm bummed. We didn't really, we didn't have, like, a car, really. So, like, it would be, like, if we were going to a walk around town, we stayed in the woods. Fun. You know, with, like, France. So we really just sat around all day, and then at night we'd go to, like, these dive bars. And I kept running into Dave Portnoy.

That's so interesting. Two nights in a row. How? Did you say hi? Mm-hmm. We talked for a while. Oh, really? Did you know who you were?

No. Oh. So what did you talk about? Um, just like whatever. What was he doing? Having pizza. Really? Yeah, having pizza and watching football.

Wow. Having beer. Yeah, his whole group that he was with was so nice. Okay. Some of them were like, oh, you're, you know, football or whatever. So it chatted with them. And I was trying to be like, oh, look, like I'm a normal person. Uh-huh.

He didn't pick up on that. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's missing a tooth. I can smell it. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways.

You had a couple things happened while I was gone, too. I've heard. Well, I stayed here, obviously, that goes about saying. Yeah. Yeah, I guess the first day you left something horrible happened to me. Horrible in a character development kind of way that there's like maybe a silver lining or horrible. No, just like literally the worst thing that could ever happen to someone. Yeah.

And that is I was out to dinner with some friends, went to the restroom, single stall. Yeah. Didn't lock the door as thoroughly as I had thought, meaning that it just wasn't locked at all. and someone walked in on me in the bathroom, which is just like the like genuinely like the, to me like the worst thing that could ever happen, especially just like the position of it all. Yeah.

Was really traumatizing. And then here's what I wanted to ask you about this situation. If you are the person walking in on somebody in the bathroom, like you've literally like seen it into their soul. And into their score. into everything that you could have seen into. What's your move? What's your move?

As the somebody who walks in. I've done it so many times. Okay. Are you just waiting outside of the single stall? I'm out. I'm leaving the restaurant. That girl waited outside of the single stall. Sorry.

Leave. Leave the restaurant. You have just committed a terrorist attack. Genuinely, that's how I see it. And she stood there and waited for, for me, walked in after me, I go back to my table, sits down behind me. And I had to eat dinner next to her. Next to your peeping Trish.

It was like, I actually have goose. I have like cold sweats you get before you're going to throw up. That's psychotic behavior. I can't, like, when you walk in on somebody in the bathroom, it should be like, it's worse for the person who's walking in usually because you're like, fuck, like that was horrible. And you leave. Oh, yeah. There's literally no way around that.

You leave. You spare the... You spare the person to be embarrassed. You head out. So I just like... I would have said something more than sorry. Like, holy shit, my bad. Well, also, like, granted, like, I'm gaslighting her a bit because I didn't lock the door.

So it's like, sure. Walk in. Check to... First of all, knock. Whatever happened to knocking. Second of all, again, and I can't stress it's enough, she had to go. Like, there was no other option. Weird to hang out right there, that close.

I literally, I tried to put myself in her shoes. That's what I was trying to do the whole meal. Maybe. I can't even imagine waiting. Maybe benefit of the doubt, like she was in a tough spot and whatever extra second she saved by waiting there could have been. She was fine. Could have been go home and change versus. No, she was fine.

You can tell. Yeah. I just like, unbelievable. Like there are rules and there are etiquette. Even if I go and I check to see, I always check to see if the door is on because I don't want to put, I don't want to have to put myself on. situation. I'm not really even thinking about the person fully vulnerable squatting in that position.

I check even if I know that they maybe kind of heard me check the door I'm out and I keep an eye from a distance. Yeah if I don't knock because I get I kind of get not knocking nowadays because like knocking like it's like an old practice you know. It's been around

it's been around decades. Decades. And it's like okay time to make a change. Maybe I won't knock but then if you're not going to knock open the door very slowly so that me on the inside is seeing the handle move and I have the opportunity to scream someone's in here occupied yeah my go to someone's in here how about you someone's in here yeah I'm always like someone's in here um I'm trying I'm trying to just set me up like organically okay I'm opening the door um that's I think that's I would say um um mine's always someone's in here like panic like absolutely no i i honestly i have no like if someone walked in i'm maybe like

you want to oh i was like you a fan you a fan i think i like i must have screamed i must have screamed i must have screamed get in here that is so scary like imagine that girl watched the podcast you're wrong girl but just like imagine not even not that she's watching now but like imagine she had watched in the past and like knew who i was like and what and what But just like so scary. Didn't something else happen with you where you walked out of a restroom and like a fan was sitting there waiting to greet you? Yeah, after I had explosive diarrhea. I was at the flea market.

That wasn't me. There was someone. I literally was like that was. That was like this has been like this. There was like a gross individual here right before me. Yeah. Totally. The thing that the good thing about being so short and just like I don't think I'm like, I'm like petite, I guess.

He's like no one expects it. You know? So you can always just be like, wasn't me. And they'll be like, okay. Yeah. Even though it was. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Totally. Yeah, I do. Anyway, that was the only thing basically that's happened to me since you were gone. The only other thing is, and I wish you were there for this, is me and Sally had hosted this event for this show on Peacock. Actually, a really good show. It's called Everything I Know About Love. And that's not me just doing promo.

It was just like such a good show. And we hosted a screening of it. And I have horrible stage fright. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, I had, and I had to go up in front of, like, the whole crowd of people and introduce the movie. Oh.

Oh, yeah, that's the show. Really cute. And for it. Anyone in it that we know? No. But they were all so good. I like when shows don't have any people. It's British, too.

Oh, cool. So I actually think that the actors are maybe well known. Not the main. In British shows, but I actually don't know. and I was so nervous that I had to write I had like six words to say and those words were like hi I'm Brooke

welcome enjoy the screening and I had to write them all on my hand and I was like okay I'll make it a bit so it's like hi I'm nervous so I'm gonna read off my hand and I did that not one laugh maybe people didn't want to be rude I would have been laughing that's why I wish you were there

no one was laughing so safe to say well it went well right I mean, it went well in the sense that I didn't like puke on stage. You hosted a nerve. But that's pretty. It was fun. Yeah.

But it just like no one laughed, which kind of always is disheartening. Sure. Sure. That does. Yeah. But maybe you're right. Maybe they were just trying to be. You had like a lot of friends there.

Maybe they were trying to be. No, I told everyone to laugh and they still didn't. What do you have to say about that? I don't like nothing. I would have laughed. I thought it was funny. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds funny. Anyway. Speaking of the...

Oh, what are you thinking? I always keep comments about me not laughing at things you're saying. I do think that the... I think she's funny. I do think she's funny. I don't laugh at anything. No, I know. I don't get... I'm not offended. The last time I laughed at like a movie was Marcel the Shell. Which, by the way, is out on Amazon Prime today. That's what you're going to tell me. That's what I was going to tell you before.

I'm watching it again tonight. Oh, 100%. You want to... want to come over and watch it? Sure. Okay. Sure, I do. I'm going to watch it. My favorite line, I don't, there's no spoilers because it's a fake movie.

But is when Marcel goes, oh shit. War. Peace and blessings. Hey, was it hate or war? Like, love and blessings? I don't know. I don't want to butcher it. That will actually, people will know.

It's a fun. Once they watch the film, you'll know. It's a really funny. It's such a good. I was sitting there with. I went and saw it with four guys, and we were, like, not that that matters, but it's like not, it was supposed to be like a sweet movie, but we just, you know, like, it was hysterical. And heartwarming and you'll sob.

Yeah. We are all cracking up at that part. It's, it's incredible. Okay, we had announcements that we were supposed to do. Oh, 24 minutes ago, 55 seconds ago, we were supposed to make some announcements. We did a TMG fantasy football draft with the whole squad, um, all. two, four, six, eight of us. Yeah.

And it was really fun. And that's going to be available. That is available. It's available. Yeah. And I go watch that and stay tuned. I'm rumored to win. Is that being, yeah, I think that your, Cody's pretty stacked.

Yeah. Unfortunately, I'm playing Cody, if that's what that, I don't know exactly. So to be honest, I'm in six separate group texts for fantasy football leagues that I'm actively ignoring because I always ought to. draft because things like this like gambling and stuff and like put put put gets me so I know it's like a game but then like why are we keeping score you know like if it's just a game well what sucks about fantasy football that I didn't realize is that it doesn't stop at the draft no it just it just starts at the draft it's we're just getting yeah that's so

I don't know how I would do here's what I'm asking everyone to do is I'll show I'll show you my team you can find my team on the draft video on TMG. It's also on... And so then... And it's also on Twitter. Okay. And Instagram.

And Instagram. Yeah. And those are like still images. So just easier to zoom it. If you know anything about football, take a look at that. To kind of take a screenshot either mentally or physically. And then let me know what I need to do once the game start if I need to swap anything or... I'll take some advice too.

Yeah. I'm not above advice. That would be helpful. Okay. And that's that. And that's it. your birthdays this weekend which I'm really excited for

because I love birthdays that aren't mine Yeah You're doing anything? No, I hope not Because you're exhausted No, I just kind of like Get into this headspace Every time I have a birthday of like

Let's take time for reflection And time to rebrand And I know I rebrand every year at this time And this year And this year I decided I'm going to do Like the whole 30 Uh huh

And just see, you know, because I haven't, I told you like maybe, maybe fitness is my next thing. Right. Well, I would love if you join the gym with me. Hell no. But I'll eat better. I don't know if I ever said this, but Logan left the gym and I'm terrified it's because of me. No. Okay.

He's probably picked up a role on a major network. So true. Or die. So talented. No, he still follow each other on Instagram. Okay. Yeah. Ask him.

So you have to know on the gym. Yeah. I think it's got to be a bit of a solo journey for me. I wasn't going to drink starting today or yesterday. But I have something that come up on Thursday. Okay, so Friday. So Friday I'm going to start. But I really do believe you don't have to fully restrict.

I want to. I hear you. I want to. But I've done that in the past. And when you start to fully restrict, it just like makes you want the other. things so much more and then it's like when you you're gonna you're gonna cheat because of how hardcore you're restricting and then it makes everything worse mentally just to my two sense yeah so what if you did like whole 20 20 or like on the weekends you just let loose that's why I do

right now yeah so just do that uh it's not working I want to do something different okay I'm thinking if I got in really good shape I wouldn't have to be as entertaining I could just like sit down and have pecks. So that's kind of like what I'm, that's like my goal. For 27. Also my birthday's on 9-11, so it's like kind of a hard day

to rally people together. Oh yeah, shit. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. I know. I know.

Because it's a hard day for me, even though I don't really, I mean, it's my birthday first and foremost. It was my birthday. It was my birthday. It was my birthday first. It's a significant day.

But yeah, it's a tough, to swallow. But it's just hard to like, Yeah. Let's all go get brunch. Right. On 9-11.

It's going to be so fun. My cousin's birthday's 9-11, too. How is he doing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know him that well. Really? I just know his birthday's 9-11.

Okay. Yeah. Anyways, yeah. I mean, I don't have any plans. Okay. And that's it. Brooke said, let's do something fun for your birthday. Yeah, I think we should go, like, get mushrooms, like, not, like, look for mushrooms in the, in the desert.

Yeah. Not like, like not LSD or what is it LSD? Hallucinate. Yeah. Not those. Like the actual, like wild ones that you like to look at and thought. Yeah. I don't know if they grow in the desert.

Have them in the desert. No, I don't think. I think that's the purpose of a desert. Okay. I have to confess something to you and I'm getting so nervous. And my hands are sweating so bad. Well, I had to knit you something for your birthday. Oh my God.

No way. No, I've been having nightmares about it. What was your nightmare? It's just, I have, I never knit this before because it's not an article of clothing because I was like he's not gonna wear that. And I had a dream that we were in this. What is it gonna be?

You'll see in a second. Oh, you have it? Yeah. I'm so nervous. I never knit anything for anyone before besides you. But we were in this auditorium in my dream and I don't know some of the keynote speaker came out. I don't know the identity of the keynote speaker and we were sitting together.

And the keynote speaker was just like okay before we get started brook has something to say and you know i hate public speaking so obviously i knew that the keynote speaker wanted me to give you your present and when i went to give it to you i explained like connor speaker invited you up on stage to yes me with my gift yeah and you were up you had to come up too you know cody did a keynote speaker really event last week congrats cody you think it was maybe him that i no he wasn't i can i don't even know the gender identity of the keynote speaker that's why i just keep calling them keynote speaker And then I presented it to you on the stage,

and it wasn't what I had made. It was like this like first grader. Not that there's anything wrong with first grade art. It's exquisite. It just like wasn't what I had made. It was like very like sloppy. Yeah. And then the Please Don't Destroy Boys from SNL

were in the audience and they were like booing me and they were like, get off the stage, you're trash. And then I, you were like Brooke like get off the stage because you're, were embarrassed by the knitting as well. And then I just like ran off and that was it. Because I'm just like, it's like a little, like, I had to sew a lot.

I'm like shaking, thinking about it. I had to sew a lot and it's like, it's like not like put together in the way that I would have wanted it to be. But it's still. I'm like, I don't, I could be excited either way. I just like receiving gift. Are you ready? Yeah.

Okay, put it under my chair in case I chickened out and was like, never mind. That's why it's on under your chair. I can't reach. Okay. Here. No way. I love tote bags.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Knit a tote bag. And I did it. I wanted it to match your merch. Oh. And the F is a little wonky.

But just don't look too close at it. It looks awesome. I'm so glad. Oh. Thank you. I'm glad you like it. And I'm glad that that is over with. What if I was like...

Like, ew, and threw up in it. What the fuck? Yeah, no, I'm glad that you like it. And I hope that you wear it, but also you don't have to. I absolutely. Okay. And I don't want to damage it. It's fine.

It's like, I don't think you can because I sewed it together pretty tightly. So I could get a laptop in this and sew it around? Yeah, I think I measured it against my laptop. Wow. Yeah. Oh, let's absolutely go. Yeah. But I didn't sew in...

I have these little, like, stickers. that you sew in that are like made with love of Brooke but after my dream I was like I'm not sewing that in there that's so embarrassing but I always can later down the line yeah you should yeah this is awesome I'm so glad

great stitch work thanks Kahn there's some crazy stitchwork in this bitch yeah thank you and I did try a few different kind of stitch works that I was that I was unfamiliar with so you'll notice if you turn it around

and you look at the fibs that's actually different stitching, which I was having some complications with. Okay, good. Very cool. Thank you. Thanks, Connor. Thanks for your, thank you for this.

Of course. You can put anything you want in there. Cool. I have so many ideas and things I could put in here. That's awesome. I got you something, too. You did. Yeah, it's some, I didn't have any nightmares about getting this.

You put something under your chair? Yeah. Then did you look under my chair first to put that under? Huh? Did you want to put that under my chair today? No, what? The thing I'm giving you? Yeah, no. I'm wondering if you had seen my tote bag. No, I hadn't seen it. Oh, so you didn't know that was coming. That was an absolute surprise. Okay. Wow. Do you need help? I seem to be missing what I put. Oh, it really just took a mind of its own and went way under my chair.

Is this a present? Um, yeah, sorry, I sat on it the whole way here. On accident. But, um. Oh, my God. Connor, I love it. I ordered it online. Sorry. Okay. So what I'm holding right here is a bumper sticker and it says honk if I mess up. Can I ask what inspired it? You're driving. What about it? Well, so what kind of inspired it is that huge dent on the side of your car on the right side?

And then also the huge scratch on the left side as well, can I just say in defense of the scratches? Thank you. I love this and I can't wait to put it on my car. I can't wait to put it on my car. but in my defense those scratches first of all they're her stretch marks because she's absolutely gorgeous and second of all those are all from parking so it's like nothing

no dent on my car whether it be left side right side or the front corner or the back left corner have come from any on the road incidents so what you're saying is all of those are times that you've hit something that is stationary yes as we put that on as soon as you can. As we've discussed on this podcast,

my eyesight is a little little monkey. That's okay. Yeah. Nothing to be concerned about. God gets his most special astigmatism to his tiniest drivers.

Yeah, that's so true. And you want to hear something really kind of concerning? Is that my first car, I didn't like test drive because I didn't know how to drive. So I was like, it doesn't matter.

I don't need to test drive anything because I'm not going to know, like, if it's good or not. So my first car, I didn't know this until I got a different car, but I could never see over the wheel of my first car. And I thought that's just how cars were. Like you were, I just thought, like, you couldn't see over a certain part in any car, any person. It turns out you are supposed to see over the wheel all the way. So that's something I learned later in life.

Yeah. Yeah. Learning is just as you go type situation. Okay. should we, that's been about 40 minutes on weekend catch up. Let's dive into some pop culture events. Yeah. Something big that's happening this week.

And today, right now we're recording at Tuesday at like, it's 4 p.m. So we're not responsible for anything that's happened Wednesday or Thursday. I think we're going to get some updates to this. Right. I think there's going to be a lot more that comes out. But we're a few days behind by the time you're seeing this. So if we miss anything, it's not our fault. Okay, don't worry, darling.

Do you have a grasp on what's going on? It's starting to give me worry, darling. The way things are kind of panning out. Yes, agree. Yeah, I think I know, I think I get it, because I have had no choice but to consume every situation. No one has any choice. No.

You're locked in. It's better than the movie, I think. You know what? This movie? this press tour has something for everyone. Yeah, it really does. No matter who you're a fan or not a fan of. It's really incredible work.

Now I'm thinking it's all on purpose. Now that you mention that. That's what I was going to say. Now that you mention that. That's what I was going to say. It feels like kind of they're like, we already hired every single, every single actor that's on the A list top 10 right now.

Let's start it. It's already going to get the press. Let's like add something deeper to this. this whole thing. And it's kind of freaking me out because it's like, they're giving it a lot of hype for this movie.

Did you hear that the people at the Venice Film Festival were like, it was bad? And it has a 40 on Rotten Tomatoes. They need to just really make a documentary about the drama. I think Rod tweeted that. Oh, they do at this point.

That would do better than the movie. Let's really quickly give an overview of our understanding. Okay. It started with people thinking that Florence had beef with Olivia.

Because Florence wasn't reposting the don't worry darling trailers that Olivia was posting. Florence Pew. Florence Pew, the lead star actress of the film, was not reposting. Someone tweeted really quick to jump in. Someone tweeted,

y'all are just making up new white people every day. Who is Florence Pew? That's good. That's really good. I wouldn't necessarily know who she is if I didn't see midsummer. But that wasn't even her thing that she was in?

Little woman, was that before? I didn't see it, yeah. I feel like little woman was what I knew her from. Yeah, I mean, I know her now, but I was just like, whoa, that's kind of crazy. And I feel like there's so many other things, I just can't think of them for whatever reason.

All right, so she wasn't posting. Okay, so she wasn't reposting, so everyone was like, there must be beef. Yeah. Then what was the second thing that happened? The second thing that happened here, and I need to look at the, was Shia LeBuff came out,

Well, no. No, that was later. Basically, everyone was just like, Florence is so quiet. Olivia's outwardly, like, sucking her dick, being like Florence is the most amazing woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sort of a lot. Absolutely silent. And then people were speculating that Florence was upset because of the relationship that Harry and Olivia struck up on set and that Harry,

assumably was getting paid. Is assumably a word? It works for me. It does work. Assumably was getting paid a lot more than Florence. It was? Harry. comma Stiles.

Right. He was getting paid a lot more. And then recently, I think, was the kicker with Shia LaBuff, who was supposed to be Harry Stiles' role, the lead male role. And she, Olivia had gone on the record in her variety interview, I think it was variety, and said, we basically fired Shia because his methods didn't work and made people, i.e. Florence, uncomfortable. And so we prioritized. I was I'm he was making me uncomfortable that's what Olivia said Florence said yeah and Olivia was like oh we prioritize

like women feeling comfortable on set so we let him we fired him and then Shaya was like no you didn't and here's a video of you that you sent to me and then Olivia in the video that she had sent to Shia was like please come back like I think we can work this out Miss Flo, Miss Flo will figure her shit out what like throwing flow under the bus in this video I have something to say about

holding Aet list need to act like a-lister's or else they're just us and they need to be they are just their people they can't be because then we have nothing if they're not better than us we have nothing they are that's that's our problem as a society is that we don't understand that people are just people they need to be better than us that my problem as a human yeah is that I don't understand that like all these people I idolize just people crazy I need I need to everybody used to be like more god right more god like at the end of the day they're just not which is crazy and I think I've always thought of Harry

Stiles as a god and now recently through all this you're kind of seeing him as a human and it's weird it's really unsettling but anyway the premiere of Don't worry darling was in Venice the other day

and it was just like clearly a shit show except for like the crowning jewel of everything which was Harry Styles and Nickroll kissing I think everyone knows how much I love Nickroll so I don't know if you knew this but you can make a lot a TikTok

you can convert a TikTok into a live photo that saves into your camera roll and then you can make that live photo that was once the TikTok your phone background so my phone background is this picture of Nick Roll and Harry Kissing

but when you click on it it becomes the TikTok. Cool, huh? That's very cool. Yeah. And I was actually able to make a support group for those of us who feels so strongly about Nick and he's not getting talked about. So if you want to join my support group on Facebook called Harry Styles is great

but let's talk about Nick Kroll. That's a forum that's available to you on Facebook.com. I think it's really cool that he's involved in this thing because I don't think that he's like on the same level. I know. He's in my heart and in my mind he's always been on this level. So it's nice to see that. He's coming out very much ahead.

Yeah. It literally looked because Harry was avoiding everyone on the carpet besides maybe spitting on Chris Pine. But he was avoiding everyone except for Nick. It literally felt like Harry texted Nick before the festival and was like, like please stand with me hold my hand like i text you before we go to events where i'm like just don't leave my side yeah that's what it felt like harry was there's a video there's a video of all of them

in a line on the red carpet and olivia's on the far left and chris pine is trying to switch with people who to not be next to olivia everyone was trying to get away from her she's like volatile it's she's like do you think her and harry broke up because everyone yeah i think so too Harry didn't even look at her. But she's been going, she's been like with him. She's been like going on his, on his tour. She's like, yeah, I don't know. It's crazy because like he looks so happy on tour, like vibrant, smiley, like having the time of his life.

And I've never seen anyone look more miserable anywhere than he looks yesterday. He's going to age like a president. No one should be doing what he's doing. Can you elaborate? Yeah. Have you seen those videos of like before and after of presidents? Oh, okay. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

just like age really poorly and fat quickly. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, it's, do you think he spit on Chris Pine? No. Me neither. That's silly. I would love to be a fly on the wall and know what happened.

I think, if he is from London, right? He's from Cheshire, England. No one from Cheshire England would spit on someone. No, I, Harry Stile. And, like, yeah, and especially if you're Harry Styles. But I saw a video of it like frame by frame, like, millisecond by millisecond and no spit came out of his mouth.

It's so weird when I watched the actual like the video, I saw that one through but I saw the video and something did move in like the original video like but you don't see it till Chris Pine but then when you watch a slow down version I don't see anything. Right. I think maybe it was just like a ghost.

Like a ghoul? Uh-huh. It's because something sinister's going on. Hmm. Olivia is there's something sinister. That's all. There's evil afoot in Venice. There's evil of foot. And I wonder what's going to come out next.

I don't know. But did you see the other group of people that was there in hordes? It was a very interesting group of people. It was from every Netflix show out right now. It was like Chase Stokes, Sydney, Sweeney. That's obviously two separate groups. And then, I don't know, there's like a whole group of people from every show on Netflix. Like young actors.

Oh, wow. I did not see that. Yeah, I was playing really close attention because I was like, what are they up to? Is it a new show? Should I say Where I might be going soon? Or do you think that's jinksing or is it manifesting? I think it's manifesting.

Okay, I got invited to the Don't Ari Darling premiere. That's amazing. In New York. But they ghosted me. So I don't know if I'm going anymore. But I think I'm going. Which is wild. I think that you just say you're going

because that was the last you heard. Yeah, I don't know. They haven't gotten back to me. But it's very possible that I might be. be there to kind of see all this unfold in person and they'll be there too should we call some shots should we do like a fantasy football ask prediction for i mean they're just like going to happen yeah i mean hopefully this time harry and nick will kiss with tongue maybe and that's all i could hope for because everyone else is going to stand there silently what do you think i don't really have anything

I think that maybe a fist fight, which would be cool. Between Olivia and Florence? Olivia and... Do you think the movie would be getting this much buzz? No. Harry Styles weren't in it if it was shot up? Well, I, like, was in, obviously, I was in New York last week, and they have so much money for this movie. Like, Olivia Wilde must have gotten so much capital to put this movie out, because every billboard you see is don't worry, darling, huge.

And here, too, in L.A. I don't know. Yeah, I don't. Anyways, I think I think that's what we can say, but I think. think we did a good job with the I think I think yeah that's the most up to date we've ever been on something yeah I think because it happened yeah today yeah that felt good yeah okay other things that are happening what um well just like in terms of oh I do want to touch on that but in terms of um Harry styles did you see the conspiracy theory that he's bald oh no it is the most compelling TikTok video I have ever seen more so than Leah Michelle being illiterate you sent this to me yeah

Did you not watch it? I was in a period of not being able to open ticket. You said, OMG, ha, ha, ha, ha. So, okay. So basically it's just a conspiracy theory that Harry Siles is bald. And it's just like they show his hair line. There it is, yeah. From when he had long hair versus his hairline now.

And it's just like different human. And then they show, yeah, like different hairline. And then they show like him on stage kind of jumping. And it looks like a hairpiece. is like moving up and down. And like you can see his scalp. Are you kind of seeing, like that looks like a wig. Are you seeing that at all?

Yeah. What do you think? Yeah, I can see it. Yeah. I don't, look, do you see that? You know what? Do you see that? Yeah, it's kind of like when I present ages really quickly.

Yeah, that's true. I think he's not completely bald. I think he has like maybe like a T-A or something. I mean, yeah. I don't know. There's so much, he has so much money on his team too to like do the whole, he's got to have the look. This guy's got to have the luck. He's got to have the Lundon. He's got to have the Cheshire look. The look. Oh. Yeah. The London look. I mean, but I think like if he busts his head, people would love him.

I have no, I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, he really could do anything. I'm just, I don't care. You're over him. You're over him. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I think it is so tryhard at this point. Like the whole, the pushing of Harry Seiles, like, he needs a break. I don't think anyone's pushing. He needs a break. I think it's just like people are obsessed with him. Yeah. That's got to be exhausting.

Oh, he must be exhausted. Yeah. I don't think it's his fault, though. I think he needs to pull a Sean Minberg. Justin Bieber. You see Justin Bieber this morning came out and said, I'm not going on tour because of health and mental health reasons. Good for him.

Just. Genuinely. Yeah. I just retweeted something that said, I want, I hope nothing happens. I want nothing to happen to me for three years. Yeah. And I mean that. I would,

I'd like to just pause. I would bet my bottom dollar you go out of the state this weekend. I really, I, I would be shocked. I have a whole trip just like for just in case. Back up. Back up. Back up. I have an entire trip planned to leave to Austin on Friday.

But I, right now in this, in the present moment, because I got in, I left New York this four in the morning. there's not a ounce of my body that would be able to do that. Well, because you're exhausted right now, but I know you and you're going to wake up tomorrow and be like, okay, Austin Friday, can't come soon enough. We'll see. I don't think so, though.

I hope you don't go because I want to find mushrooms with you. Yeah. That would be fun. I want to skip rocks really bad. Yeah. In like a skipping rock kind of mood. And you could put them in your tote. That's such a good collector.

Now we're talking. Now we're really getting somewhere. Yeah. We're cooking with gas over here. Farts, I'm so hot It is one of the hottest days I've ever felt, I think, today You missed like the worst of it when you were in New York Guess what, remember earlier today when we were on the phone

Prepping for the show today? And I was like, I cannot figure out why it's 115 degrees in my room Because it's also 115 degrees outside? I left my window open for the whole time I was gone The AC was pumping through my house and out my window in my room So I turned it back on and I shut that window And I hope that it's cooler when I get home night. I hope so, too.

It's really hard. I thought I peed the bed yesterday. Just sweat. Because I was sweating so much. Yeah. I mean, I don't have, we're the same, right? You don't have an AC unit in your room. No.

No, me neither. It's been brutal. I've been sleeping on my slippery little leather couch. That is a slippery ass leather couch. It's so slippery, I know. It's horrible. It's horrible. How did you sleep on that?

I hadn't. How could I sleep in my room? It feels like, oh. The leather couch or the heat? The leather guy. Yeah. It's bad. No, it's bad.

I know. I want to throw it out the window. Okay, so we got to probably do a couple more of our bullet points in the next eight minutes. Do you want to talk about Leah Michelle or? I think we should do corn kid. I'm sure everybody's so disgustingly over Corn Kid by now. I had one day of Corn Kid and I shut up TikTok for a week. It sucks because at first I was like, this is such a good song.

Like genuinely enjoying the song. And then it's like one annoying person uses it and it's like, damn. I hate it. Corn kid, like, I follow recess therapy. Yeah. Like, I didn't even, I clicked on him the other day because I was, like, shocked that this was everywhere. I thought that he was like a smaller account.

He's like three million followers now. I'm talking about the song. You know, the corn kid, the song. Yeah, they took it and they put it in the song. Yeah. But I'm feeling like. Ruined for me almost completely. Yeah.

It does get ruined immediately. Like, for me, it's just like once one person that I don't like uses it. But I don't understand. Like, he has a cameo. account and people are getting cameos from him. Great. But then like big brands will get cameos from him and be like say this to promote our brand.

And then they'll post that cameo everywhere. That's not ethical, right? You can't just like use his stuff and repost it for your game. Like you should be paying him like a brand you wouldn't a brand deal. There's some loophole with that. Yeah, you should. You should. but it's cameo for business.

You can charge a lot on that. Oh, so it's a specific section of cameo? Yeah, so cameo has cameos that you get for, like, you did cameos, right? Yeah, briefly. When you were like, happy birthday, Katie. Those are different. Happy graduation, Andrew.

That's whatever amount, but then when a brand uses it, you can charge them more. There's like a brand. I hope he's charging for thousands. Yeah, he should be. Because, like, obviously, you can get messages from, like, A-list people on cameo. Yeah. Which is so, so sad for those A-lister's.

But, you can... Yeah, I don't know. I would get one. But that you charge... I mean, they're charging, like, yeah, like... Thousands. Like, thousands. Yeah.

And it's, it's, like, that's, like, yeah. It's a lot of money. But, no, I think that's really weird and unfortunate. I think someone should jump on it. I hope, like, an agent or some... like sort of management team is like this is how much you should charge. Or yeah. So that he gets paid affair.

Yeah, he should. Yeah, justice for born kids. Well, I think that he may have just accidentally fallen into a career. But with all the Jeanette McCurdy stuff, like the whole book coming out, I'm have this whole different thing on like child acting. You're anti now? It just freaks me out now because I'm like, like you wouldn't, you couldn't have like an 11 year working at Chick-fil-A.

Right. It is interesting. It is interesting. So, like, why would they be able to do cameos? They can't even get the money. They can't even keep the money. Right. It's like not in their legal hands.

Anyways. Yeah, it's an interesting topic. Did you see these photos of Jerry Seinfeld this morning? I saw them because you reposted them, but I don't think I get it. Okay, so Seinfeld is, Jerry Seinfeld is a hype beast, officially. Kith, the brand Kith did. Is that just like streetwear? Yeah, but it's like nice.

It's a nicer. brand. It's like a classier street wear brand. I don't really know what I was to say it. I really like this is like one of the the brands. I actually like their stuff. I love, there's like a, there's like a photo in here. I'm going to try to find it. I think it's like the third or fourth photo. This one is what I reposted right here. So he's in, we're seeing Jerry Seinfeld in jeans, like a college style sweatshirt and then like a flannel type thing with a flat bill hat. You would wear that. I would wear this every day in my life. And what I like is like. I'm like. Can we just normalize normal clothes again? They look good. We don't have to, did you,

anyways, he looks awesome. He looks great. But I think he's one of the only adult men that can do this. Kind of shoot. Interesting. And this style. Nick Pearl could so do that. Did you see, can we, can we Google something really quick?

On the opposite end of the spectrum here was Timothy Shalameh on some carpet. The bloody tampon look. he looked like he crawled out of like Lady Gaga's ass What was that There was a meme It was like him juxtaposed with some cartoon Do you remember what it was?

It was so funny No But I'm sure we could find it And I don't know But the juxtaposition of these two These two men here It's like Whoever's dressing Harry Styles

Needs needs to just go to jail What? Yeah You mean Timmy? No both I mean what I said I'm going to leave it there I'm going to leave it alone

He's literally like Setting the trends for everybody In the world Harry Styles That I can understand what you're saying Harry I think has such good style Like that's the whole point That is the freakiest image

I think I've ever seen to me I think he's just like So beautiful That it does Okay, this is kind of the example of like skinny people really can just like wear whatever because it's just like you can just like wear anything called fashion. This is absurd to me. I'm going to say it again.

We need to normalize wear it just like dressing and like classic clothes. Not Keff, just like where? I don't know. This is not pushing any boundaries to me. This is to me this is. Yeah. Like this is not abstract and like, oh, groundbreaking. breaking. It's, it's, um, someone's doing drugs on, on that style team. I can, I see what you're saying. Yeah. I'm not super offended by it, but I'm just like, probably wouldn't have worn it. Yeah. Or encourage him to wear it. Yeah. We can move on because I actually like, I'm, I'm, I don't, I don't, I don't have the words to explain how I'm feeling or what to, because I'm not like very fashion, like, see, like, I can't even think of words to say. And this is like a podcast, so I should probably have. It's fine.

I think, yeah. I'm not too fired up, but just, like, not have so much to say about everything. Okay, I want to say one weird thing

that's been happening to me and I know this is going to be something that I'm like, why did I say that? Please cut that. I'm so embarrassed. Great, great set up.

But maybe we could, if I still feel that. Whatever. Do you ever have, like, this used to happen to me all the time when I would like meet

one on one with teachers in college and high school, like office hours. Yeah. And you would just be like sitting alone with them and you would get these like really horrible intrusive thoughts. Like, what if I just like leaned over and kissed them?

Did that ever happen to you? Yeah. Okay, I've been getting them again with like the other day I was sitting next to Sally Dar. And I was like, what if I literally, and she was not annoying me. Like we were having a normal conversation. What if I punched her? I was like, what if I like literally punched her so hard right now? Obviously I don't want to punch her.

But like, does that ever happen to you? Yeah. Like I get I get the urge like when I'm sitting on a plane and it's totally quiet like what if I scream right my lungs? I've just they've been so bad recently for me just like nonstop like what if I just like clocked this person? I remember my first. And I don't want to clock them. So it's like I don't know. I don't I don't I I I I I remember my first one ever and it was we had these things called tax like standardized tests in Texas called tax test.

Texas doesn't matter. And we had to walk. bears in the cave. We were the bears. That was our mascot. So it's like you put your thumb and your other, like behind your back.

Why? It's kind of, kind of culty. Actually, now they say it. Wait, what was the significance of the bear in the cave? It was just like, you walk, we're walking in a line

from classroom to pee or we're walking in a line. It's really freaky to think about, but I was like, what if? It was totally silent. Like we weren't a lot. Yes. I was like, I need to clap.

Yeah, yeah. Broke, I clapped. I went to the principal's up. No, you literally couldn't have not in that moment. No, I was like, what if I clap? I used to have them, remember how I told you about my Quaker school? And we would have a meeting for worship or we would have to sit in silence.

Yeah. Every Wednesday for 40 minutes, I would always have, like, what if I just, like, stood up and cursed, like, everyone out right now? And I, like, was literally shaking, like, I'm going to do it. I get, I get these really bad at the airport. Like, I want to be like, I have a gun. I have a gun. I don't have a gun.

Yeah. They've just been so bad for me recently. Yeah. Like I'm wow okay So glad that you have you're not alone Okay awesome Yeah Yeah

Because I was That's what I said earlier When you tried to hit me with that like paddle or something Yeah As it I was like remind me to tell you something So I tried to hit with like an oar Yeah Behind the scenes

Yes Well we got to kind of Wrap up here unless you want to touch on anything else That's pertinent Um No I guess just moral of the story Leigh and Michelle still can't read as of today

Yes But maybe by the time of the air She will be able to She has a tutor Well did you see her reading that children's book Someone was like she's wearing an earpiece Because she has Because she has one side of her hair

Completely covered And she's not looking at the book She like clearly I don't know It's just like That was a publicity time This is the best discord That's ever happened on the internet

I hope she can't read I think she starts in Funny Girl today, by the way. Let's see if she has an earpiece for her lines. She doesn't move, she doesn't move her hair out of the way. You won't know if she has an earpiece during this. They put a graphic over it so you can't see her. When she's going. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, that's just like that is still the case. That's absolutely hilarious. I feel like we kind of got to everything. Oh, wait. No, I wanted to stay also. Okay, so we've got Liam Michelle responding to two. Wait, there's a TikTok.

Oh crap I need to send in this TikTok I'm gonna describe it The one on Andy Cohen Yeah there's a TikTok she's talking to Andy Cohen And she's like there's this thing When when people are now starting a rumor That I can't read and immediately he goes What does this say?

And like hands are a car And she goes And then the video cut I wonder if like if we go and look at The actual footage and not just the way Cut up the top are putting it. It's so funny. And then, I don't know if people saw Harry Stott, like, these these like workaround questions are so funny. Like Harry Stiles have been doing it too at these

press conferences. Oh, when he was like, it's a movie? Yeah, he's like, what I love about this movie is that it's a, it's a movie. And then he also said, you'll be able to see it in the theater. Yeah. Yes, Harry, good point. He, and like, you go and you watch it. And I'm like, if they don't do that, oh, SNL's not airing. But if they didn't, if to do that on SNL, SNL, would be so brilliant. It's a movie. Yeah, when he's also like, what I love about acting is I

have no idea what I'm doing. And it's like, we know. We watch the clips. The clip of him being, I forget what he says, but he's like, it's like, I saw this breakdown of these kids, not kids, these like people that do take acting classes with coaches.

And they're like, what he's doing here, this technique is what you learn on the first day. in like acting mad one-on-one it's like you go ah oh alice yeah like you do this like turn around you look back and you grunt and it's apparently it's like just a classic move that you're the own when it's like well he's learning he's clearly taking into account what he's learned which is amazing not everyone does that it's wild yeah it really is just fascinating to watch yeah this is this is like oh here's oh wait okay so we've pulled up the lea clip let's see How are your thoughts on those conspiracy videos saying that you're illiterate?

Did you hear about this? No. What? You don't know about this? How long did I have? She's smoking it. And all of a sudden, all online, someone had made a, like a conspiracy video, 45 minute long video, trying to prove that I can't read or write.

What is this saying? That word. It's Dyrinda. No. She doesn't answer it? She doesn't answer it? It's a Bethany. So she knows her letters is what it sounds.

She's like, that's not a D, that's a B. When she was saying it's Dorinda, she was like making a joke. And that's where the video on TikTok cut off. But then she did it correct and say Bethany. But, you know, that's one word. That's a sight word, as we call it in the teaching biz. Names are often sight words. So, you know, don't need to know how to read to learn those.

Kind of pull down. Yeah, yeah. Stretch them. Yes. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, I used to have to really stretch out. Words, yeah. Anyway.

Okay, well. I think we wrap. I honestly think we wrap. It was good seeing you. Yeah, good seeing you. I'll see you next week. I'll see you next week. I'll see you Thursday.

Tomorrow? Tomorrow's next day? Oh, oh, no. You're right. I'll see you Thursday. And with that, we bid you a do and we will see you next week. See ya.